Austin and Marge navigate a chaotic red-eye flight to the DSA convention, addressing deepfakes of AOC, racist Labubu imagery, and a toxic influencer feud before recounting Larry Walters' 1982 lawn chair flight. They contrast this "Wild West" aviation stunt with the Space Shuttle Challenger's engineering and the 206th birthday celebrations in St. Louis, highlighting how pre-9/11 regulatory gaps allowed Walters to reach 16,000 feet despite entanglement risks. Ultimately, the episode underscores the tension between unchecked individual daring and modern societal scrutiny, questioning whether today's authorities would have shot down such a spectacle. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome Aboard Fear Ann00:15:25
It's not her.
It's not his fault.
She's going to watch this guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the Fear Ann podcast where we...
What?
What?
Welcome aboard.
Yes.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard the Fear End podcast where we are in a rush.
That's right.
We got to get through this podcast in an hour and we got to get the hell out of here.
That's right.
We always do it in an hour.
I know, but we are in a rush.
You don't see it.
The reason why we're in a rush is because me and Marge are supposed to be flying out to Chicago on a red eye.
Selfish.
Selfish.
Yeah, selfish.
We're going to the Democratic Socialists of America National Convention.
We're going to be interviewing the congressperson, Rashida Tlaib.
And because it's a red eye, I was like, let's do it on Sunday.
We couldn't do it on Sunday.
You might be noticing that we're also missing a cast member, which I'm going to be talking about in a second.
Yeah, she's doing a ride-along for an ice raid.
Yeah.
She's racist.
No, she was like, I want to see how my heroes do their job.
It's worse than that.
She fucking bailed on this because she's doing a sing-along with Jason the Weed.
Right.
Which is like, it almost feels like we crafted that as an elaborate joke.
Like, it's something that we would say that she would be doing.
Like, oh, you are too busy hanging out with Jason the Weed and singing a song or some shit to be on the podcast.
Nope.
Real.
That's real.
She's doing that.
Some call her the fear and Madonna, really.
Anyway, but Austin is Mr. Plain Autism, knows exactly how many times I've actually not been able to get on the flight because I call him in a state of panic.
That's right.
And knowing full well that I'm going to be late.
No, I do.
This motherfucker shows up late and goes, what did you say?
I said 15 minutes late.
30.
30?
I was here seven minutes ago.
It took you seven minutes to walk your ass from the couch to the fucking room and get started.
Not you, Will.
I'm talking about Hussain.
That was Will.
Will is perfect.
Will's an angel.
He's perfect in every situation.
You, on the other hand, Hassan.
I've never, first of all, I am a perfect angel.
I always show up on As Will.
I am on time.
I never complain.
Did you say anal wrong?
That too.
I asked Austin, Todd, what were you doing?
And he would not tell us why he was late because he does not live that far away.
No, I listen.
He was sprucing up.
He looks handsome.
Thank you.
No, he was.
I was sprucing up.
I got a spray tan.
He needed the day to fucking set it.
I had to get the tan to sit in because if you wash it off too early, then it's a waste of money.
Waste of money.
He literally, he was like, he tried to be like, I'm busy.
I'm a busy guy.
I'm like, you're not.
You're the least busy cast member we have.
And he's like, oh, I stream now.
In the morning.
Yeah, I do.
I stream in the morning.
See, the thing is.
Your streams have been excellent, by the way.
Thank you.
I've seen some clips and they've been very calling me on purpose in the mornings.
Do I what?
Do you call me while you're live on purpose?
No, I call you.
I mean, I am live, but it's not on purpose.
But you sent me to voicemail every time.
Yeah, because I'm literally like, that is the designated outdoor grass touching time where I'm literally playing basketball every second of his day is a designated something.
Tiresome.
Everybody in the world now knows that when I said you sent me to voicemail, they know it's true now because I call him.
He calls me every day at the same time.
No, I do not.
And I literally dramatic.
He calls me every day at the same time.
He's being so dramatic.
I do not call him every day.
I have every day this week.
But I mean, but in my defense, in my defense, if he'd answer, I wouldn't have to call him every day.
Yeah, right?
He calls me either when I'm talking to my manager.
You know what I mean?
He calls me when I'm talking to my manager, or he calls me when I'm talking to my family, or he calls me when I'm like literally working out and I'm like sweating and it's just like what if I was in, what if I had some sort of horrible incident?
What if I needed emergency camera?
What if there's an emergency?
You were going to call Hassan an emergency?
You never know.
What if I had, I don't know, like a Turkish-related emergency?
Yeah.
What if I need what if what if I was trying to save somebody and the only way I could save them is by speaking Turkish?
I mean, what if I needed to deliver CPR or they were choking?
L for that guy.
Wait, you need to speak Turkish to him during CPR?
How would you know he was a Turkish speaker if he was choking?
I don't know.
Hassan, I'm looking at a brown man.
Could be Mexican, could be Turkish.
Also, why do you need to speak to the person in their own language?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I need to get consent before he clears the air.
I made it up.
I just wanted to chat.
I wanted to talk to you.
I just wanted to chat real quick.
I always have a question.
I'm like, let me call him.
I forget.
You know, answer my phone.
Hassan, pick up the phone.
I get back into streaming and I can't do anything.
It's like a father that's never proud.
You know what I mean?
He's like a never proud father.
I mean, yeah.
You know what I mean?
He's like, you never stream, you never work.
I start streaming.
That's crazy.
Hey, dad, you want to throw a baseball?
No, that's my designated grass touching guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm proud of both of you guys.
You guys are incredible.
Thank you so much.
I'm both your dads.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
That's right.
You're older than both of us.
That's right.
True.
Combined.
Yeah, not from a physiological standpoint.
No, no, no.
You are definitely the youngest physiologically.
I'm the oldest.
It's my mom.
Oh, I just walked in.
Yeah, yeah.
So, anyway, you were saying before I rudely interrupted you.
Oh, no, nothing.
I just already got my grievance out of the way.
You're still fucking late.
It's crazy.
And my tan is going to look fabulous.
Knowing full well.
What?
What is happening?
Oh, she wants to give you a hug.
We're here for like two hours.
So for those of you that are listening right now, Hassan is giving a hug to Anne.
Oh, and there they embrace.
And he's giving a good hug, too.
While we're cut, why has not Murat bought a suit yet?
We're not cut, Will.
He needs to buy a suit.
They're seeing this.
They're seeing this.
We turned on eight different suits.
He's got a tailor in it.
So for those of you at home that are listening, Will is currently talking to Anne and asking about Murat's suit.
Yes.
And she is ignoring him completely.
Hassan has fully left the room now.
Yes, fully left the room.
He has fully departed the room.
He's in a mother-son conversation.
Yes.
Podcast isn't shambles.
Podcast is in absolute shambles.
Hanging off by a thread.
One of our co-hosts has gone to launch a music career.
Yep.
He has a song already.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It's a wonderful song.
Welcome back, Hassan.
Welcome back to the Fear of All Podcasts.
Welcome back to the podcast.
Hassan Piker.
Welcome back.
My mom is taking care of Kaya, but she has to go to a lesson or something.
And so she was like, I need to give you a hug before you leave.
Oh, wow.
That's sweet.
So anyway, I was late because I had to get a spray tan.
And because it's the weekend and it's a very hot weekend indeed.
And I had a boat party.
So I just said, well, fuck, I got to get a spray tan now.
And so I got a spray tan.
You're going to a po party?
Yeah.
Where are you going to a party?
Yeah, dude.
I have so many friends here, and none of them are in our industry.
Yeah, they're sex workers.
No, they're not sex workers.
I do have sex worker friends.
A lot of them.
How many of them that I have met?
No, like, no, no, no, not all of them, which is like the most like our industry adjacent industry.
No, no, like, I do have sex worker friends.
Of all, we support sex work on the podcast.
Yeah, black power fist for sex work is crazy.
Wait, should I no, no, it's fine.
Keep going, keep going.
Is it that how it works?
Solidarity.
Was that inappropriate?
No, Do people just do that?
They throw that up.
Sure.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
Anyway.
Asalaamu Alaikum.
Okay.
I like them salam.
All right.
So anyway, we support sex work on the podcast.
Yeah.
And look, a few of them are sex workers, but most of them are just neighborhood friendly people.
Neighborhood gays.
Neighborhood Spider-Man.
Yeah, no, they're neighborhood people.
Real web slingers.
The porn stars, they do fly in every once in a while.
That's crazy.
Not, I don't fly them in.
They fly in on their own accord.
There's a lot of things going on here in the porn stars.
You know what said you flew them in?
Do you make the porn stars pay for their own?
They fly here on their own volition.
They stay at their own place.
Why?
But no one insinuated that they didn't.
He just did.
Well, because now you're making it seem like you.
I didn't fly anybody in.
Okay, you rolled your eyes.
What?
Now you raise.
Now you kind of look like you're bringing them out here.
Your voice is getting really hot.
Oh, my God.
I'm not an airline.
I'm trying to squash this.
I keep getting DMs being like, fly me out.
I don't.
I'm not an airline.
Yeah, you're cheap.
No, no, I'm not cheap.
You're like, you pay for ownership.
People that come here to the United States or to Los Angeles.
Oh, they're flying on the United States.
No.
He's got Brazilian twinks.
No, no, no.
This is line that refused.
You have recently been deported by Ice and you are a hot twink.
No.
Austin Show will fly you into the country.
Not true.
No, follows the loss.
Everybody, everybody.
No, you're done.
Everybody Cinderella has deported you.
Everybody that comes here is just here visiting for like a party or something.
Right.
And I just happened to hang out.
Have you thrown a gay Austin show party yet?
No, I'm thinking about throwing a pool party in the next couple weeks.
And then, you know, maybe that, maybe that'll be my first one.
I don't know.
Okay.
I haven't thought of it yet.
Baywatch.
Oh, I like that.
You know, I'm very gay, I feel like.
What about Gay Watch?
The Rat Pack.
Oh, Frankie's.
The Rat Pack?
No, I mean, man.
You knew he was going to eat that daily.
No, that's the least gay pool party theme of all time.
Actually, I did some research.
Oh.
And I found another very.
Well, I found Austin Show.
Oh.
Have you guys ever seen the movie Clueless?
Oh, I saw this yesterday.
There's a gay character in Clueless who's big into like Frankie Valley and the four seasons.
Yeah, pull it up, Marsh.
Pull up.
Just type in the gay guy in Clueless.
Wait, what the fuck?
He even kind of looks like Austin.
I thought you were the only one out there.
No, I think there's a subcurrent of gays that love like the rat pack and just go to images.
This is more unique than like oh my god.
It's Austin Show.
You know what's funny?
Is I think you could be like, that's the gay Austin show.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Wait, isn't he play a straight guy?
Well, he's trying to pass us straight, which famously is it, isn't it?
Isn't he in the movie he's trying to pass us straight?
Yeah.
But he comes out of the closet.
Oh, it is not working.
Like if you were that character, it wouldn't work because everyone would be like, that's a straight man.
You would have to have a hard time for people believing that I was homosexual.
I mean, still to this day.
Well, speaking of you passing on a straight man, football's back, baby.
Yeah, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Fucking school Vikings.
Yeah.
Watch some soccer, bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, that's what I'm talking about.
Look, football's back.
I'm ready for football.
Yeah.
I'm ready for the Minnesota Vikings, J.J. McCarthy.
That's right.
You know what I'm talking about?
How about those JESU?
What's up?
You should do a football party.
All jock straps and shoulder pads.
Ooh, as a thing?
Yeah.
Oh, that's hot.
You guys want to come?
I'd come.
Okay.
Come on, Hassan.
Come on.
You could call it fourth and long, an Austin show experience.
Or fourth and inches.
Fourth and inches.
Fourth and inches an Austin show.
Can you put it together for me?
Because I don't know how to do it.
Are we putting together your gay orgy?
No, I don't need a gay orgy.
I don't need.
I don't need to.
Wait, wait, wait.
I've never been to an orgy before.
Wait, this conversation started with Austin saying he is in the, like, he's in the planning stages of a pool party.
Yeah, and now he's really in the planning page.
Now it's turned into you throwing a pool party for him.
A football pool party.
A football pool party.
You just came over now.
Fourth and inches.
That's a great name.
That's a great name.
We may have to throw that party just for the name.
I'm turning into Austin's famous first ever trip to Disney World.
Oh, yeah.
And she's been planning concepts of a plan.
Concept shapes.
Post it notes.
Kamala Harris on the bottom.
Oh, I know.
I watched her interview and I was like, wow, is that what I sound like?
Because she was just jumbling and mumbling all over the place.
Yeah, but people are very mad at me for criticizing.
They are.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, did you see?
She came out against Sidney Sweeney.
Wait.
Oh, we got to talk about that.
She did.
Oh, I didn't know that she came out.
Oh, yeah.
Pull it up.
Oh, no.
Pull it up.
Kamala Harris, anti-Sidney Sweeney.
No, not Kamala.
This is AOC.
No, bro.
That's fake.
You fucking boomer.
No, no, no.
I know it's fake.
Oh, trying to lead you in.
Oh, shit.
I thought you actually ate the Sydney Game.
I completely ate the bait.
Fuck!
You fucked it up.
Wait, you believed AI video?
You fucked it out.
You fuck everything up.
Oh, no.
We were going to bait off.
I was a bitch.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
Wait, I thought we were baiting you.
I was baiting you both.
I was just beating everybody.
Fuck.
No, I covered it already on the stream, but see, that's what happens.
You can't get me as much because I stream it.
There was an AI video.
There was an AI video of AOC.
Dick Serternox posted if you want to watch it.
It was very fake.
It's so fake.
It's so mind-bogglingly fake that a famous television personality, political commentator, who was getting paid like millions of dollars every year working at CNN, Chris Cuomo, looked at that, posted about it.
Here it is.
Let's read it.
Play the video.
Play the video.
Let me read it first.
Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo shares fake AI video of AOC giving a speech in Congress about Sidney Sweetie's jeans ad.
After deleting the post, Cuomo replied to AOC.
But let's watch the ad and then I'm going to tell you what.
No, no, that's just a screenshot.
Let's watch the fake AI ad.
Now, the AI video bar is placed by Austinox there for ethical reasons.
Yeah.
Let's see if you can tell if that bar didn't exist, if this was an AI video or not.
Yeah.
Sidney Sweeney looks like an Aryan goddess.
The American Eagle Jeans campaign is blatant Nazi propaganda.
I mean, fuck.
Watching that sultry little temptress squeeze into a Canadian tuxedo, three sizes too small, with her bouncy little fun bags on the screen, staring at you, piercing through the core of your soul with those ocean blue eyes that could resurrect the Fuhrer from his grave in Argentina is something that should alarm every American citizen.
Fake AI Video Ad00:09:53
Because in America, beauty is not defined by whiteness.
Oh, no.
It is defined by the number of victim groups of which you are.
I've seen enough.
Yes.
Listen, I mean, Chris Cuomo saw this as a journalist and said he posted the original screenshot.
Where's the original one?
Was like chirping at AOC, being like nothing about Hamas or people burning Jews cars, which I don't what the fuck, but Sweeney Jeans ad deserved time on floor of Congress.
What happened to this party?
Fight for small business.
Dot, dot, dot, not for small culture wars.
The fact that he thought AOC said bouncy fun bags says a lot about who is a lot about who he is.
Yeah, and also, and also, like, if you click back on the video, I want to show something here because there's a, there, it says AI video on there that nor that didn't exist.
But the video has a watermark up on the top that says Klonos IO parody 100% made with AI.
Oh, it was on the screen?
It was on the fucking screen.
And also on top of that, he linked, because he's such a freaking boomer.
He linked an Instagram post.
This is the most Austin show-coded like flub of all the time.
I guess just fuck off.
Just call me a f ⁇ ing.
Why don't you?
Come on.
That little f ⁇ would have fallen for it.
That's fine.
We complete that.
No, we aren't.
Look, read the caption of the video.
This is a deep fake dude or where.
This is what the Instagram is.
Chat GPT memes and alt art.
Oh, God.
We're so cooked.
We're so quick to society, bro.
Boomers do not understand.
I went to the original video.
Yeah.
The Chat GPT Archives video.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I looked at the comments.
And lo and behold, everyone thought it was real, bro.
Everyone was responding to it like Chris Cuomo.
Because this is what people do nowadays.
They don't even watch the video.
They look at the tweet and the text in the tweet.
Yeah, they ask Grok.
Yeah, they ask Grok.
They look at the text and the tweet and they react to whatever the text says.
I see people on Twitter nowadays will link a video that has nothing to do with the text.
Or they'll claim that somebody in a video said something.
Then they'll link a video where they didn't say that at all.
And then people will respond as if that's what they said in the video.
Like I've seen clips of you.
Well, all the time.
It's hard when people spread misinformation or platform bad people.
And Hassan, we have to talk about something.
What?
24-karat gold laboo boo woman.
Oh, because you were a big fan.
Uh-oh.
You were a big supporter.
Some of our fans.
Some fans of the world have turned to you.
I don't know if you guys have seen out there in the world of watching our podcast, but there is a woman who achieved internet virality and fame for having the first 20 years.
24 karat gold labi.
Well, she added another laboo-boo to her collection.
Mars, can you pull that up?
Less well received this week.
Let's go.
Also, I sent you a link, but that's for later.
And Hassan, I'd like you to answer for this, if you would.
24-karat gold labu-boo lady went and pulled this stunt.
Okay, which she quickly, in her defense, she quickly deleted it.
In her defense?
That is like punching a baby in the face and then being like, whoops.
I apologize.
Think about all the time and effort she put taking out a black Sharpie and Sharpieing the face of the world's very first KSI.
KSI Lebu-Bu.
And it's so funny.
Look how proud she is.
Wait, play it with the audio.
I need to hear it.
I need to hear her shame.
I was so excited.
So I paid £100,000 for the KSI Laboo Boo, and I think it's just perfect.
I love it.
This is with my collection of most expensive laboo boos of the world.
Obviously, because they are top celebrities and they're probably the biggest YouTubers out there.
You haven't seen that?
No.
Yeah, things are bad out there, Austin.
Right.
This is a one-off.
I am the only person.
Yeah, you are the only person.
There's other people.
She deleted the video.
Yeah, but her career is over.
Like, never have I watched someone's career end so fast in real time where she had this, like, I guess, fun little niche of being like, oh, I'll make fake laboo boos and be dumb about it.
And like, what?
The third one she made is like the most racist fucking thing I've ever seen.
What a fucking idiot.
It looks like there are so crazy.
Little dolls that look like that.
Yeah.
Yes.
Very racist.
Yes.
No, I remember I went to the Netherlands and for the first time around Christmas in like 2017.
Yeah.
And I was with my friend and we were at the mall.
I was with Kirk.
I was at the mall and I said, I was like, Kirk, are those Santa's elves?
And he said, I think so.
And I said, Kirk, they're in blackface.
Yeah, that's what the fuck is going on.
That's a Dutch division.
And they'll fucking look at you straight face and be like, oh, we don't have racism here.
It's different.
Well, no, they said, no, they said that it was.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
No, it's Black Pete.
Yeah, I know.
I don't even want to say the OG version of it because it's like racist.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, Le Beau.
All right, no more.
No!
Wow.
She worked really hard on this.
Come on.
Incredibly boo.
She worked really hard on that incredibly racist doll.
Oh, brother.
We do not.
At least she didn't paint the lips and stuff.
She only painted it super with the Sharpie.
Like, what compels someone to go through the process of being like, this is going to hit?
Yeah.
Like, I said this before on my stream, but it's like, like, do you not have like a single person with like a little bit of melanin to be like, wait, is that?
No, she obviously doesn't.
She obviously doesn't.
You, you made like one of those dolls.
And it's like hanging too.
It makes it even worse.
Like, yeah.
It's just not a good thing.
Not a good situation.
Not good.
The rise and fall.
I have another not good situation.
Oh.
Oh.
Hassan.
This is on you.
Marsh, pull up the photo.
Wow, this is fuck Hassan De in particular.
I have to call you out.
You are becoming a problem and you're tearing apart my family.
Let's hear it.
Let's, I, I, is this the bottom wrap that I just received a text message from a loved one.
Oh, is it your mother again?
It was a loved one, and she was my mother, is my mother.
Oh.
Oh.
And she sent me this out of the blue, and she said, Oh my God, I am getting inundated with these today, laughing my ass off.
She got good taste.
And I mean, I will link you the TikTok.
This is what my mother is watching, folks.
For those of you, watch out for your mothers.
I like how we know how the algorithm works.
Yeah.
And your mom is trying desperately to pretend like these have just shown up.
I know out of the blue.
I know.
But we know.
I know.
And I know.
I'm leaving videos on replay.
I don't.
I don't have the heart to tell her.
That you know that she that mom is going into this because here's the deal.
This is what this is what I've come to understand.
I watch you.
I watch your videos.
I stop and watch your content on TikTok.
I am not getting these clips.
I think, honestly, we should call your mother and explain it.
Mother of the podcast?
Yes.
Look at this.
Hassan!
Hassan, I need you to apologize to my mother.
What?
Why?
For what?
It's not her.
It's not his fault.
She flicking Matt.
No!
No!
No, Will!
She's going to watch this dog!
No!
No!
I'm not ready for you to be my father.
I don't want to.
That would be the best.
What would happen if Papa Show walked in while she's watching one of these?
Look, my dad, my dad, you said it yourself.
My dad's a hot man.
He's a confident man.
Yeah, he doesn't give a damn.
No, he don't give a damn because I'm sure he finds ladies hot, you know?
Yeah, you know?
Yeah.
My dad, you know, he was.
He's going into cutie talk.
No.
No, he's not.
At night, they just.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it, David.
At night, they're just laying in bed next to one another.
No, my dad don't use TikTok.
That's right.
Yeah, he does not use TikTok.
Do you want to call and explain to your mother that her actions?
No, I feel like I don't think I could call my mother to do that.
Toilet Flush Phenomenon00:02:58
That's crazy.
I mean, she would laugh.
She'd think it's crazy.
It's cool.
I think the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
When I told her about that clip and I told her I was going to talk about it on the stream, she's like, oh, okay.
She got excited.
And then she liked, I think she sends it to me because she knows I'm going to talk about it on the podcast.
Oh, my God.
She knows I'm going to talk about it.
I'm such a fan of your family.
No, they're fun.
They're rap.
They're fun.
My dad.
The show family.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
The show family.
Meet the shows.
Absolutely.
Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Hassan?
I have some drama.
Oh, not in our world, but in a totally separate world.
And I wanted to give you guys some insight into what's going on in the world of right-wing influencers.
Oh, I love it.
Specifically.
Women.
Oh.
March, can you roll the clip, please?
Oh, yes.
I love right-wing influencers.
I mean, I don't like them, but I like to watch how crazy they are.
A bar stool.
Yeah, Shut up.
I'm just going to play the audio as well.
And let me know.
Oh, my God.
And then another one of them called her ring small and all that stuff.
That is a big no-no.
You guys know that, right?
Saying someone's, a woman's ring is like too small or the diamond's not big enough is like one of the biggest faux pas.
Really?
It's like shitting in a toilet and leaving it there.
It's like one of the crudest things you have you ever gone back to a toilet that you thought you flushed?
What are you?
What are you asking?
No, there's this weird thing that happens sometimes with toilets where like you flush it and then it like a lot of people are gonna there's people out there.
I know this is a fringe.
I say crazy shit and flush.
No, sometimes you'll flush down something and then you'll come back and it'll be there.
It'll like escape the flush.
No, it's crazy.
It's a crazy phenomenon.
And I know you think I'm crazy and you think I'm crazy, but there are people out there in the comments section that will come to my defense.
Where is this coming from, Austin?
You mentioned it's like leaving a turd in a toilet.
Have you flushed?
You've been doing this recently?
No, I would never.
I always flush the toilet.
I flushed.
Where is this coming?
I courtesy flush.
Where is this coming from?
I'm actually, when I go to the bathroom, it's probably not great for the music.
So where is this coming from?
You mentioned toilet flushing and leaving a turd in the toilet.
Right.
And I remembered.
I was like, sometimes I get back to.
I have not experienced many phantom flushes.
That's what.
Well, it is a phenomenon that happens.
So I've actually, I've turned to flushing multiple times.
The moment it pops out, immediately down.
Austin, the toilet of flushing toilet.
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Yeah.
I mean, I'm telling you, you got to get it.
They'll fight back.
Okay.
They'll fight back.
Sorry.
Sorry to derail the conversation.
Okay.
Phantom of the show.
I'm telling you, it's going to go viral because everybody's experiencing it.
Okay.
There's a, but nobody has.
I'm going to talk about something else later that nobody, nobody, nobody wants to say it.
I've got it.
I'm going to say it.
The phantom flush.
I think that's got to be a new Austin show segment.
Well, no, the Austin show segment, Austin Show.
I'm saying it.
I like that.
Well, maybe we should rewatch that.
Maybe we should redo that.
No, let's not say that.
I play.
That can go to the dangerous places in Austin.
And it's just a picture of the KSI.
I play the boomers in that world.
It's out in the open right now, and nobody's backing down.
This is Sarah Stock.
She's the one who got engaged.
She has hundreds of thousands of followers.
She's been on Jubilee.
So, yeah, that girl, Sarah Stock, that poses a little baby ring.
She's a Nazi.
I don't give a shit.
Okay, you can say that.
I didn't know she was a Nazi.
Yeah, no, most of these women are like either straightforward neo-Nazis or like pretty close to it.
Right.
But for her, this lady is like straight up.
Like she was on Jubilee.
She said she's a fascist, that kind of thing.
Oh.
Yeah.
She says, I won.
In a photo of her hand.
Congratulations to her on her engagement.
Most people are congratulating her.
Pearl Davis, who is an infamous person on the internet, got involved and said, you know, that's right-wing e-girl off the market.
And then Emily Saves America responded by saying, the ring size.
Pearl said, I don't think.
With the skull.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wait, this is another conservative commentator.
Emily Saves America is another conservative commentator.
H. Pearl Davis is like that famous woman who hates women and is like a white supremacist.
But it turns out there's a lot going on there as well, as you'll find out in a brief moment.
But yeah, she says, I don't think the size matters, but I just wonder why men can't do nice things for us without it being public anymore.
And then Emily Saves America responds with, size matters.
Oh, size matters, but I just wonder why men can't do nice things for us without it being public anymore.
Which I mean, most people post when they get engaged, Pearl.
And then Emily said, size matters.
This is Emily Wilson.
She posts videos on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter.
She's MAGA.
She's on Fox News.
She's pretty popular.
Sarah responded by saying, where's your ring, Emily?
Which in most places, Emily would respond back, and it would be the end of that.
But then that tweet is like, did he always have weight fitness?
Go ahead.
Influencer, who was famous for keeping his gym open during the COVID lockdowns in New Jersey.
He quote, tweets it and said, unwed, childless FOX NEWS girl boss who complains when women make sourdough, now hates on ring size of a happily engaged young woman.
Congrats Bozo, you are feminist.
Responsibility pejorative definition of being a feminist is just being an absolute, absolute gregarious continent.
Yeah like ah, congrats Bozo, I guess you're making fun of women's ring sizes.
You're basically a feminist thing.
He gonna go holy, but it turns out Emily Saves America has some smoke for this man because it turns out this man has a litany of different complications.
Let's take a look, he's a fighter.
She responds to saying, between allegedly cheating on your wife, being caught with a dildo up your ass?
Killing a teenager.
Hold on, pause.
Pause.
How the fuck do you get caught with a dildo up your ass?
Bro, I'm seeing the next part where apparently he killed a teenager.
Did he kill a teenager with a dildo?
I don't know if he had the dildo up.
I can't believe I missed that part.
I was so hung up on the dildo up his ass.
I missed that part.
He killed a teenager with his, and he got another DUI after that, I think, with the first of your two DUIs.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
How does the...
Where did the dildo come from?
God, we don't know.
He was doing gay porn, Austin.
Oh, that's not getting caught with a dildo up your ass.
Well, he's a right-wing influencer.
But that's not getting caught.
I think.
I mean, I don't know.
I didn't search him.
Getting caught with a dildo up your ass is like.
I mean, it depends on the porn, I guess.
That's true.
Smith, dildo.
I thought you were at lacrosse practice.
What are you doing?
How do you think he would be caught with a dildo in his ass?
Like, he fucking slipped and fell into a dildo.
I don't know.
Maybe somebody walked in the bathroom and his dildo was up his ass.
Can you march?
Let's just watch this.
No, no, no, come on, come on.
Ian Smith, dildo, ass.
I'm sure someone has described it.
Pull up the dildo ass.
Google those terms, please.
Yes.
And make sure you're not incognito.
And make sure that you say, sign your name at the end of it, Mauricio Miranda.
What's his name?
Ian Smith, Fitness.
Big dildo again.
I'm sure someone will explain it.
Now go to images.
No, not images.
I want to hear the lore.
You're a freak for that.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Wait, sure.
I played one with a big dildo.
I don't know what he looks like.
Marshal fucking.
I just want to.
I need answers now.
I'm working on it.
I want to know how he got a dildo caught up on your body.
Okay, but the verbiage of getting caught with a dildo up your ass.
It's like, oh, oh, my God.
I swear it's not mine.
Okay, you know what's crazy?
I fell.
You know what's crazy?
This dude killed a teenager, and we're still talking about the dildo in his ass.
Yeah, that one's not as funny.
Yeah, that one's really dark.
No, it's dark.
It's horrific.
Getting caught with a dildo in your ass.
No, no.
But getting caught with that in your butt is like the most.
Oh, you weren't saying that.
No, I'm just confused.
We'll get to the other shitty stuff, but like before we get, we got to cover this.
Let's lock in here.
Your first of two DUIs.
You really should sit this one out.
Morgan Arielle, who I hadn't heard of until this, got involved and said, you give it up for free.
Might want to sit this one out at Emily Saves USA.
Morgan Arielle's a nationalist, Christian culture, commentator, lioness for Jesus Christ.
Emily, as I said, fighter.
Laying it all out there.
This is a true, like in the UFC, when two fighters just come and meet in the middle of the octagon and just Morgan.
Your baby daddy abandoned you.
Yet somehow you think you are better than me or anyone on this app.
You gave it up for free, got left in the dust, and now you post RageBait on X to supplement the inadequacy of your monthly child support.
Can I say something quickly?
Bastard child is a throwback.
Yeah, she's speaking like a laurel.
She's going game of thrones.
Yeah, you are raising a bastard, bastard.
Yeah, dude.
Also, all these conservative, like supposedly fucking trad cath and like right-wing Christian nationalist women are fucking messy.
I was gonna say that.
They're doing some crazy shit.
You haven't even seen the big monty yet.
Hold on.
Oh, it's coming.
Oh, because Emily and Dildo.
Emily's just throwing a lot of smoke.
Someone's gotta throw some smoke.
What does Big Monty mean?
Just like a term.
Like it's a big reveal.
The Full Monty is when at the end of a strip performance, you would reveal the dick.
And so a Full Monty is like a finale.
Like, does it have to be a penis?
The term Full Monty.
Oh, is it from a dancer that like an exotic dancer?
Marsh, pull up where the term Full Monty comes from, please.
Okay, we don't have to.
We don't have to.
You can educate me later.
Austin can farm a four-minute TikTok video into 45 minutes.
What?
Did you just have a stroke?
Wait, I said Austin can farm a four-minute TikTok video into 45 minutes.
Oh, yeah.
What's up?
Full Monty Likers from the British Taylor who's Monty Burton men's are offered full three-piece suits.
Yeah.
Oh, and you got the full Monty.
There you go.
For stripping bear.
Oh, showing your buttocks.
The Fool Monty.
Give me the Fury Monty, Austin.
This sounds like a game.
You are raising a bust.
Okay.
Morgan then comes from over the top rope and says, Emily, everything you just said is not true.
But then accuses her of this.
You got fingered with the fingers in the middle of a hotel lobby at a TP USA, which is a turning point USA event.
That's Charlie Kirk's company.
While everyone watched and there were families around, you brag about having with married MAGA dads and doing drugs.
You have been completely ran through by both single and married men in the right wing.
You call young Vs losers and encourage them to have premarital, and you are pro-abortion.
If you thought those virgins slash allegations are going to stop, you say young virgins are losers.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And then Emily takes it off the fucking platform and into the Instagram stories to continue this saga without additional feedback.
Play that.
Pop Emily.
Wrong.
She likes to fight.
She put on X this morning.
It's going to be hard to be a trad wife when your man can't even afford a ring.
How do you guys expect to have a house, land, multiple kids?
Be for real.
I hope y'all enjoy working.
Sorry, I'm MIA.
She puts on Instagram: conservative men need to stop being broke and gaslighting women.
We don't deserve diamonds and rings.
So you want me to give up my job, my career, my financial independence, push multiple babies out of my body, cook, clean, be loyal, and loving feminine wife forever.
And y'all can't even afford a nice ring for us.
GTFO.
Admit y'all literally don't like women.
By the time you're watching this video, there may be more to this.
But yeah, I need my conclusion here is I need a reality show of all these people.
I don't want it to be playing out on social.
I want a reality show.
In a weird way, is she like becoming woke?
Yeah, I was like, is she becoming woke?
She's like, she got so far right that like she flipped back around.
She flipped back around and went, I'm an independent woman making my own damn money.
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And like, you need to.
But then, yeah.
Okay.
I'm not going to say anything.
But yeah, she is not woke at the end of the day.
She's like, oh, a man needs to be able to take care of me, like, blah, blah, blah, all this shit.
But like, you know, she's still, she's still saying that, like, I'm top shelf.
I'm high class.
You know, I'm.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not.
And I would get fingered in the best lobbies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is interesting.
And I suspect that this is the most like her career is over moment of all time because I feel like conservative men.
They do not like being told that they're broke.
Like, I feel like a lot of the conservative women, especially online, especially among the youth, very much is defined by shitting up.
Size matters can't play well in the incel game.
No.
So that's the little saga I wanted to share with you guys.
Speaking good of size.
I wanted to talk about something brave.
Okay.
Penises.
I'm with you.
I realize that sometimes, I'm not talking about me in particular, but if some, if there is a, you know what?
This actually, this, in my head, this played a lot better than go ahead.
No, We're ready for you to be more of a penis.
Whip it out, Austin.
This is more of a Patreon.
No, we're ready for you to be perfect.
I know.
Whip it out, man.
I think the size of your penis can be diminished by the size of somebody's butt.
What the fuck are you saying?
I was talking about this on stream today, and I think that if somebody has such a fat ass, you can start to lack a little, sometimes you can start to think that because of the ratio of the ass, it can dwarf the size of your penis.
What were you thinking about when you were saying this?
Well, I wasn't, it wasn't for me in particular, but I speak on it, King.
I'm out here.
Do you see what I'm saying, though?
I'm out here in the middle of the ocean.
No, no, that's it.
That's all I wanted to say.
Where did this come from?
I don't know.
I thought.
Did you have sex with someone with a fat ass?
With also a big cock?
No, no, I'm talking about my...
But like, in general.
Oh, God, this is.
You don't have a fat ass.
Austin.
No.
Spilled the beans.
Are you saying you think?
Give us the full monty.
All right.
Are you saying?
Yes, he's going to say it.
I'm sorry.
He's going to tell you.
My point was saying, my point that I was trying to make is if somebody has a big butt, it can make your stuff look smaller in comparison.
Sure.
So when you get it out, when you get it out in front of a butt that's not as big, you notice, damn, oh, shit.
You're working with something that.
Why did I bring this up?
I did this.
I did this.
You wanted to do something big?
So did you have sex with a littler butt or a bigger butt?
I actually can't talk about this.
I can't.
I mean, we're already here.
I have to cut it.
We have to cut it.
No, no, we are not.
Executive decision.
We're not cutting that yet.
You just said you brought other topics.
No, that was what I was going to talk about.
That was the topic.
This was the topic you brought.
Yeah, I was thinking about it.
You shot it in the head midway through.
Thank you for bringing that great topic, Austin.
Well, yeah.
That we had to cut out.
That we had to cut out.
I'm so sorry.
It was just, we were, I just got, it was just too many details.
You got it out over your ski team.
It was too vulgar.
You got out over your ski team.
I did.
I did.
I got a little too far into it, and it was just too deeply personal.
What else did you bring this week?
Oh, man.
I brought so much.
I've been streaming on a daily basis.
And let me tell you something.
For sure.
I've been getting up at 7.30 in the morning.
Whoa.
And streaming for three hours.
And man, I'm tired all day long.
Right.
So, you don't, you don't have any topics.
No, I do.
I do.
I do.
I got a topic.
Hit me.
Well, let me tell you about this.
Sure.
I did.
I brought my mom.
I talked about my mom.
I brought the penis thing that we had to cut.
The penis to the butt thing, the ratio.
Okay.
Do you get what I'm saying with that stuff?
We already had to cut the segment.
Okay, go, go.
America me up.
America.
America me up.
You can't just slap me and say America.
Listen.
Okay, I do have an American Me Up, but there was one other thing I want to talk about first.
Okay, let's do it.
There has been an attack on our female athletes.
Oh, there has been a rash of dildo throwing at WNBA.
So much so that I think at the last game, they did not allow people to bring bags in.
Yes.
I don't understand this because it's like, bro, you just went and bought a dildo.
You know what I mean?
You also attended the game.
Yeah, you went, you bought a dildo.
You attended the WNBA game.
What was the message that he was trying to send?
Some men just want to watch a wheelburn.
Okay, but so I saw on Twitter that you could have, there was shortly after this dildo landed on the court, there was a betting site that allowed you to bet on if a dildo landed on the court.
So it calculated if you were to max out that bet and go to the game, buy a dildo, throw it on the court, you could make like $65,000.
That's where, how did we get here?
Now, I read it online.
It could be completely fake.
I didn't check the credibility of it whatsoever.
Crazy.
But it could be completely fake.
But the dildo throwing is just to like fuck with the WNBA players, which are not having an easy time right now.
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Especially after that one player went to a nightclub, and I think she wanted to get into the Angel Reese section, and she told the bouncer, we in the W, and the bouncer didn't know what that meant, but she meant the WNBA.
And then she like was very offended that they had to wait outside for an extended period of time.
I feel kind of bad, but I guess the reason why it's happening is because, you know, people are just like trying to fuck with the WNBA players by like shitting on them.
Yeah, which is fucked.
Leave them alone.
I know.
Leave them alone.
And if you're going to throw something on the court, make it something cool.
Like the Red Wings, when they get a hat trick, they throw an octopus.
What?
I thought you loved octopuses.
I do, but like, that's kind of sick.
You know, I learned something about octopus.
What's up?
That they only live for like one to two years.
And you know why?
Because they kill themselves.
Yeah, after they reproduce.
They reproduce and they kill themselves.
And I was like, well, why don't we just keep one?
Do you do the same thing as humans?
No.
No.
Oh, okay.
No, I was just.
I was just saying.
Like, as a species, I thought, well, maybe we could, maybe there's more octopuses that will live longer and how long would they live if they didn't kill themselves?
And then I read that even if they don't reproduce, they will still kill themselves after one to two years.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
That's wild.
Why are they so suicidal?
Did you just yawn in response to him?
No, I mean, come on.
You know what?
I closed my mouth.
It wasn't because his story's boring.
It's because I'm tired.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for America Me Up.
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Yeah.
Can you give me a little theme for America Me Up?
I mean, you've been something different.
Awesome.
Something different.
Something different.
No, no, no.
Sorry.
I need something fresh.
I need another hit.
Did it.
Did it.
Hold on, let me think.
That was ass.
Austin.
The studio's calling.
We need another hit.
He's going to butt rock.
He's really going to Bruce Springsteen.
He went butt rock.
Is he tuning up his bass?
I think he's jerking off.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He is happy.
That's just bad.
Look, even the greatest artists need time to produce hits.
You know, I didn't feel like whenever you're doing a cutie segment, jingle.
Would you please pull up on YouTube the original news clipping for a man named Lawn Chair Larry?
And I brought this because I think we all dream big.
You know, there'll be times in life that people tell you your dreams are too big or too dangerous or silly.
What the fuck?
But Larry didn't listen to those people.
Go ahead and take a look.
That's the 747-200.
NASA official challenger's first flight is in January.
It should be good for 100 flights altogether.
On the Challenger, which is about 2,000 pounds lighter than the Columbia, the tiles have been reinforced to better withstand foul weather.
Roger?
The country got through its 206th birthday celebration in fairly good shape.
The fireworks crowds were down somewhat in Washington and in New York, but St. Louis claimed the nation's biggest gathering, 2 million, along the banks of the Mississippi.
There were, of course, foot races and turtle races and balloon races, but there was only one balloon trip like the one Larry Walters of North Hollywood took.
Here's David Burrington.
Larry Walters had always dreamed of flying a balloon to a faraway place.
So with help from a friend who taped these scenes, he rigged 42 weather balloons to a lawn chair and filled them with helium.
Walters hoped to fly across the mountains to the Mojave Desert, staying in touch with a CV radio.
Suddenly a cable broke and up he went with one emotion.
Fulfillment.
I was on my way.
The first casualty, his glasses.
They slipped overboard, leading to this radio transmission with his girlfriend.
You copy over.
I copy.
Are you sure you're okay?
The plane's up there.
We can hear him.
Are you okay?
I mean, okay, I'm going through.
You see there are planes up there?
We can hear them?
See Marine Line right now.
Complete panic.
How is he going to come down?
The balloon reached 16,000 feet.
Spotted by Sa.
He had a very safe way to get down.
What is he brought a pellet gun?
Yeah, naturally.
That's not a what?
What are you talking about?
He's just going to pop balloons with a gun.
Yeah.
So that's how NASA does it.
True.
So wait.
His technique is just he just strapped balloons to a chair.
Weather balloons, yeah.
He strapped balloons to a chair, flew up there.
Yes.
Discernible way of like commanding the direction.
That's correct.
Just at the mercy of the wind.
Right.
So he could have just got my girlfriend is freaking out.
It girl is freaking out because he's going in the direction of the ocean.
Right.
So that he's double cooked at that point.
Oh, yes.
And he only has a pellet gun.
Well, yes.
Well, he's got a second pair of glasses.
Does he have any way to steer this thing?
No.
I think he also has a bucket for waste.
Oh, so he brought a bathroom on board, but didn't think about steering.
He took care of everything, you know?
I mean, he really thought.
He left nothing out.
So that's a chance.
By two astonished airline pilots, but the craft wasn't moving.
Also, there's clouds.
Sunday and clear day.
Pause.
He wasn't supposed to leave when he did.
His cable broke.
Oh.
Wait, so he got clearance from the.
No.
Yes, back in the day.
FA didn't exist.
Back in the day.
It was Wild West.
We used to do crazier shit back in the day.
The thing is, there was no internet, so there was nothing to...
You couldn't look up if it was wrong or against the law or anything like that.
So you just did it.
I feel like it's common sense to be like, don't strap yourself to a chair with a balloon.
Well, that's a lot of people think.
Go ahead and play it.
Long Beach.
The only time he was frightened.
I saw were rooftops and power lines.
I thought to myself, my God, this is it.
You know, please God, you know, don't let me get fried.
Today, Walter said he has no intention of going ballooning again.
Oh, he survived.
Priority now is to sell the rights to his story.
David Burrington, NBC News, Los Angeles.
So just some quick details.
On July 2nd, 1982, Larry Walters made a 45-minute flight in a homemade aerostat made of an ordinary lawn chair tied to 42 helium balloons with rope.
Aircraft.
The aircraft rose to an altitude of 16,000 feet, 5,000 meters.
How the fuck do you even breathe up there?
It's a struggle.
You need oxygen.
Wait, he could have just blacked out.
Oh, yeah.
And fallen off, slipped off the chair.
That's correct.
You can kind of breathe.
He kind of broke.
Yeah.
He drifted from the point of liftoff in San Pedro, California, and entered control airspace near Long Beach Airport.
During the final descent, the airplane became entangled in power.
Sorry, the aircraft became entangled in power lines.
Oh, no.
But Walter was able to safely jump down.
The flight activated or attracted worldwide media attention and inspired a movie, Danny Jess Desk Chair, a musical, and numerous imitators.
Wait, so he actually he cooked.
Like, that's what he wanted.
So how did he get down?
With the pellet gun?
Yes.
Dude, it worked.
Yes.
So here you go.
Dude, what else is the government hiding from us?
He bought a lawn chair and some weather balloons, tied them together, filled the weather balloons with helium, put a parachute on, and strapped himself to the chair in the backyard of his home in San Pedro.
He took a pellet gun, a CB radio, a sandwich, two liters of Coca-Cola, a six-pack of beer, and a camera.
When the cord that tied his lawn chair to the Jeep broke prematurely before the end of the planned delay for notifying the authorities, Walter's lawn chair rose rapidly to a height of 16,000 feet and was spotted by three commercial airlines.
He slowly drifted down over Long Beach and crossed the primary approach corridor of Long Beach Airport.
No.
Yes.
So did he could have just like kill an entire did he get in trouble?
No.
What?
No.
Bro, right now, post-9-11 America, I feel like he's going to.
They would have scrambled jets and shot him down.
Oh, for sure.
They would have shot him down.
He's looking Chinese.
Yeah, like they would have shot him down 100%.
Makes you think we've really surrendered our freedom.
You know what?
I feel so good because guess who linked Will that America Me Up this week?
Yeah.
So I did bring a topic.
You did.
How about that, huh?
At least somebody's working around here.
Will and Austin show.
That was a big remark.
I'm proud of you.
That was crazy.
That was good.
An aviation-related one?
You sent me a good one.
I did.
I wanted to do it.
Because I liked that you took initiative.
I did.
I took initiative.
I saw that across my feed.
I said, this.
And I didn't look at the full story because I wanted to listen and find out new information from you.
Lawn Chair Larry.
Oh, yeah.
Lawn Chair Larry.
Speaking of which, you got a big flight tonight, don't you?
All right.
Well, you want to wrap it up?
I do have a big flight tonight, which is why we're going to move on to the Paywall portion of the podcast at patreon.com slash fear and patreon.com slash fear and even though cutie's not here.
And I have a lot of cooked one up for the Patreon, but not for America Me Up.
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Patreon.com slash fear and why is there always scat?
Why is there always scat?
They always gotta be.
This is real scat, man.
I won't make it for sure.
On the other side of town.
Well, we had a miscommunication because I thought that you meant that you were coming here right after and then you and I were going to stay.
That's what I thought.
No, I thought that was a different day.
That didn't make any...
I don't know why that would have been what I took from that, but anyway.
How many minutes are yours in?
We have 25 minutes.
What are you setting her up for?
She's not making.
You're setting her up.
Oh, you're giving her a microphone?
Oh, my God.
Cutie.
Are you familiar with the story of the woman who fell in love with our psychiatrist on TikTok?
That's what Girly Pop Nation was going to be this week.