Yo Gabba Gabba Please Be Our Friends explores Coachella's chaotic lineup, highlighting the surprise "undercover" set by the children's show that baffled hardcore ravers and Bernie Sanders' speech on Gaza. The hosts debate Charli XCX headlining over Green Day, analyze Megan Thee Stallion's stage exclusion as potential racism, and discuss Blackpink reunion drama involving leaked tapes. While joking about tariffs on "Laboo Boo" products and Justin Bieber's mental health struggles, the episode ultimately questions modern festival culture's blend of nostalgia, political activism, and intense fan toxicity. [Automatically generated summary]
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Sarah Palin Comic Upgrade00:14:29
He's really bad.
No, the two-that is catching shapes!
The WBUs!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to a pod.
The down, bow, down, bow.
Fear and wow.
I mean, that's kind of good.
That's pretty good.
That's good.
Off the dome, too.
There's a jingle.
There was a time, there was a point in time when someone could come up with a jingle like that and then make a living for the rest of their lives, like with a Malibu mansion.
Now all I can do is sell cheese.
I use it for AI.
I mean, wait.
What?
You use AI to do it?
Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
Okay.
I'm getting there.
No, it's okay.
You're letting your computer do your thinking.
So we're going to do it.
Of course.
Exactly.
Yeah, you sound a lot better.
A lot less like you're dying.
Apparently, Austin got sick, though.
Yeah, except you got Austin sick.
Or.
By the way, while we're looking at the remnants of his gifts.
That he doesn't care about ever.
I brought other gifts.
Oh my God.
What the hell is going on?
That a chatter sent to me, but it was inspired by their relationship with me.
They sent me some amazing comic books.
And then they sent you comic books tailored to your interests.
Gasp.
I don't have interests.
Oh, you do?
Okay.
I was going to wait for Austin Show, but clearly he doesn't care ever take his gifts.
So first thing is.
I'm going to stop getting him stuff, honestly.
First things first.
He's going to get so offended, even though he literally never takes Austin show.
Oh, wow.
And he would pretend to like that so much.
Yeah, and then leave it.
Okay.
I got some bangers for you.
Okay.
First of all, the X-Men crossover with Mickey Mouse.
Right?
That's cool.
We got Mickey Mouse Adventures.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know Mickey Mouse had comic books.
Yes.
He goes on adventures.
We got some duck tales.
Oh, my gosh.
Ducktails?
More duck tales.
Oh, my God.
I love duck tales.
Scrooge McDonald.
Oh, my gosh.
I love when he dives into the money.
It looks so cool.
Yes.
So, and then I think.
A lot of stuff for cutie.
Yeah, the pile's almost gone.
And then another Scrooge.
Oh, my gosh.
And then Hassan, none for you.
Okay.
No, okay.
We have.
That's fine.
I'm going to go in order of your excitement.
Austin is more into comics than me.
This is another Austin show.
The Barbara Walters.
Oh, my God.
That's so cool.
Okay.
Now, you should keep that.
These ones are big.
You're going to like this.
First of all, I'm keeping all of this.
Hungry Ghost.
Right.
You're right.
Okay.
Very cool comic.
You will like a lot for the weeb in you.
Second, this is actually sick.
This is actually a very valuable comic.
Okay.
Issue one, Metal Gear Solid, first edition.
Oh, this is sick.
Wait, this is the same artwork from the PSP game.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Is this the comic from the PSP game?
Wait, this is order of excitement.
How is it?
Is this going to be more exciting than this?
Because I have here a rare treasure.
That's my.
Nopulousus, y'all.
Nopulous.
Here I have issue one of Barack the Barbarian.
What?
Barack the Barbarian?
Who do you think that is?
Barack Obama?
Yes.
And that's Sarah Palin.
It's a hot barbarian version of Sarah Palin on the cover.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah.
That's a rare, that's a rare bird right there.
This chatter really knocked it out of the absolute park.
This one is crazy, though, for real.
Yeah.
Is Barack Obama on it?
No, but he's not.
I was like, I only saw, oh, that's Sarah Palin.
Okay, judging by everything.
I'm here in your house from Alaska.
Don't you know?
That was.
I used to have a really good Sarah Palin, but I lost it.
That's a very apt, astute political reference that you just made.
It was shocking.
I'm sorry, but Girly Pop Nation loved Sarah Palin.
That's weird because we liked her because she had a shotgun and she'd shoot her own moose.
Okay.
Well, what I was going to say is, judging by what I know from all the Conan Barbarian comics that I have read, and the Turkish version of this is called Tat Khan.
This implies that Barack Obama is going to fuck Sarah Palin.
Wow.
You're going to have to read to find out.
Because that's what Conan does.
You're going to have to read to find out.
If I was Michelle, I would be a little mad.
Well, anyway, I thought this was really cool of this chatter to do because I'm a huge comic book nerd and I love cheetah fingers.
I'm not scared to maybe read a comic.
Don't open.
Don't open them.
I'm not going to open them.
Great condition.
That's literally a PSA 9 now.
You fucked it.
I know.
I've cheetah fingers everywhere.
You know, I come to Hassan's house and I get all the snacks.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
You come here and you disrespect me in my own home.
You eat my snacks and you leave.
You want me to stay?
What do you want me to do?
But this is weird.
That's a weird response.
Why do you say, uh, what do you mean?
I've invited.
I've told you you can stay here.
Here we go.
I have a tragic story and you don't even care.
You can stay here if you need to.
And you just went, women are speaking.
Okay.
Remember how my house is stinky because there's a dead rat underneath it?
His lovely stinks.
It's not a dead rat.
Guys, so old.
It's a dead body.
Last summer, I heard these creepy ass noises outside.
I'm like, what is it?
I see it.
It's a mama raccoon with four babies.
And I'm thrilled.
And these are now my raccoon babies.
And I'm obsessed with them.
And I watch them all the time.
And I said, eat all the, eat my vegetables.
I spent the whole spring planting and pruning and everything.
You can have them now.
They're yours.
Turns out the smell was two dead raccoons.
She had an abortion.
No, no, no.
They were already alive.
Wow.
I mean, late abortion, I guess.
Late term abortion.
They died under my house.
You think raccoons get abortion?
No, they were grown up, but they were like one years old.
Oh.
Yeah.
But they looked grown up.
How did they die?
Bad vegetables.
Cutie poisoned the vegetables.
No.
Cutie poisoned the vegetables.
No, the people who, so I'm against poison because I'm friends with Maya.
And the bad thing is if you poison rats or mice or anything, they get poisoned and then a bird eats them.
The bird freaking dies and then cat eats a bird.
The cat freaking dies.
It's a problem.
There's like poison is bad.
Right.
So I like to do just like catch and release traps.
Yeah.
They're and you release them.
Wait, so you want to get out of the skulls of the possum and the raccoons.
Catch and release.
Oh.
So you just, you didn't.
Okay.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I didn't realize that you could do that for such big animals.
It has not been my home forever.
And unfortunately, the people before us put a bunch of poison under the house.
Residual poison.
Residual poison.
I got residual poison.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So check your house for poison.
Good thing you're going to be.
Thank God you didn't eat those vegetables.
No, it's poison.
It was under the house.
Don't tell me that.
There could be poison.
That was my first thing.
I started texting the guy.
I was like, is my dog get poisoned?
Where's the poison?
Where's what do you mean?
I was about to say, your dog's too much of a pussy to eat the raccoons, I think.
You can't just call someone's dog a pussy.
Yeah.
Am I wrong?
You're not wrong, Walter.
Your dog wants to eat a raccoon.
Your dog would eat.
Just because you only feed your dog stupid caviar.
Your dog would be terrified of a dead raccoon.
Your dog would have to go to dog therapy after seeing the dead raccoon.
I actually didn't give his dog.
I kept him out of the house because I didn't want him to smell the dead raccoon.
Last years in his psyche, okay.
You're gonna have to go.
You are such a housewarming gift.
Okay, what about me?
You've been in your house, you've been in your house, but you've never gotten me a housewarming yet.
That's crazy.
No, I don't want the handle.
I love how a big portion of our podcast now is just gifts.
Yeah, oh my god, it's big.
Wait, what is it?
Wait, it's big.
You needed this.
You needed this in your home.
This is the last supper.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
It's beautiful.
What do you mean?
Why?
Look at the woodwork.
It's beautiful.
Craftsmanship on this.
And it's white Jesus.
Yeah.
You mean Jesus?
And it's hand-painted.
No, it's not.
I don't think so.
Historically accurate white Jesus, Mormon Jesus.
I think it's a poster that they put texture on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's beautiful.
Wait, is this okay?
This isn't even the original Last Supper.
What happened?
The hands are all wrong.
What?
This isn't the and the table.
And the table's too short.
Oh my God.
And they're on both sides of the table.
Bro, they couldn't fit.
They couldn't make a larger.
They couldn't make a larger picture.
So they just kind of freestyled it.
Wait, what is this?
I don't know.
Because I know the one Judas has his hands across his neck.
Remember?
Maybe that's Judas sneaking out.
That is a very sneaky guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see it.
Okay, well, he's sneaking out.
Thank you.
This supper sucks.
Oh, Jesus.
This supper sucks.
There's no food.
I'm sorry.
Did you get him a painting?
No, I didn't.
That's what I thought.
Because don't talk about it.
I didn't get him a shitty painting.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
If you hate it, put it in Caroline's streamer.
She'll love it.
Also, also, how about the real gift?
Friendship at Coachella.
I'm going.
Oh, my God.
He's not going for me.
I'm going for you.
You're not going for me.
I'm going.
He's using me like a dirty old shoe so that you can go and rock star day.
What do you mean?
You can come if you want to.
I don't think you want to.
Oh, can I come?
I would love to come.
You can come if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.
Also, I already said I would do drugs that are illegal.
That are legal.
I've never illegal.
I would never do.
Never.
Drugs is in like caffeine.
You know what's drugs for me?
Freaking sacrament and a good-ass song.
That's what I think.
Our God is an awesome guy.
We don't sing that.
Okay.
We're just not connecting to that guy.
We are on different pages.
There's been drama with Coachella.
You know how apparently you can decorate your car?
I mean, you can always decorate your car.
That's a really good point.
You are.
You know what?
That's why I have depression and you are more better than me.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can do a Coachella specific, like Coachella or bus 2025.
Yeah, exactly.
So people decorate their car, cookie beans crazy, in effort to like potentially get it's like showing up to a Taylor Swift concert all dressed up, hoping that she invites you to the tea party afterwards.
Sure.
Like, so you go to Coachella and you decorate your car.
And if they like it, then you might get upgraded to Artist Pass, apparently.
What?
I've never heard this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, you're filling me in.
I'm more of a Coachella person than you.
I feel like this is fake.
Okay, but continuing.
This is not fake.
This seems like word of mouth that just got out of control.
So this group of friends, they decorate their car.
It's actually like incredibly not to be this person, but it's like kind of mid.
Like they just used, can you pull it?
They just used, um, yes, I'll find it.
Um, can you look up Coachella car decoration controversy?
Yeah, that'll actually get you there.
Um, instead of waiting for cutie to do it, cutie, keep telling the story.
Okay, fine, I'll find it.
Um, so they took, they just took like window markers and drew like hashtag Coachella and Little Ferris Will and stupid flowers and gay pride flag and dumb stuff like that, you know?
Yeah, awesome hair.
It's fine.
And oh, it was that pop one actually.
Yeah, VIP pass controversy.
So it was a VIP pass.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, she's talking.
Yeah, okay.
You have to do the captcha.
He's really bad.
No, the two is up.
Shades!
The TVUs!
No, I don't know!
They're two teeth.
No, they're not gay!
Marsh!
Is this on screen?
Oh, it's her!
Five more!
You're a robot!
You're a fucking robot!
Wait, that's how we found out that was crazy.
Did you hide your shame by going full screen?
Okay, wait, stop her.
So, so essentially, so they decorate this car all night, all night, and it's just doodles.
I'm not trying to, like, listen.
No, I am trying.
No, you are.
You are shady.
Yeah, I'm throwing a lot of shade.
Don't be freaking.
I decorated all night.
You drew some doodles.
Like, let's, if we're gonna decorate, let's freaking decorate.
Okay.
Where are the fucking, what was it, boo-boo lemon?
Where are your laboobos?
Yeah, let's wrap up.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Put some freaking tinsel on it.
Wrap it in fur.
Like, I don't know.
Anyway, they decorate it all night.
And then day of the girl whose car it is, who like did most of the decorating, she like they have to take another car and like so-and-so is feeling sick and they can't drive it.
But another person isn't used to driving being like an SUV.
So she needs to drive the SUV and send out someone else needs to drive her Jeddah, whatever, you know?
So owner of the car ends up not driving her own car.
Okay.
And the other person gets upgraded.
So then the Jet.
I'm just going to say a Jeddah.
I don't know if it's a Jeddah.
So then the Jeddah car that's been all decorated pulls up.
The four people in that car get upgraded.
And they don't give the ticket to the car owner.
That's crazy.
Coachella Carpool Chaos00:11:10
Isn't that crazy?
That's kind of funny.
Okay, let me see if that's the same thing.
Okay, so this girl, Juniper, she's not a part of it.
So she, well, yes, play it because she gives good context.
My entire friend group decided, oh, actually, can you drive this other person's car?
Because they can't make it.
So then you drive this other person's car, that friend's car, by yourself, because none of your other friends want to sit in the car with you.
And while you're driving there, all your friends in that car that you decorated won the passes, VIP passes for Coachella, artist passes for Coachella.
And then you decided to post a video about it, you know, clearly upset that you didn't get a win.
You spent that time decorating that car.
And after you posted that video, because your emotions are valid, all your friends start making fun of you in the comments for it.
And then one of your friends, your friends, makes a video mocking you, I would crash out.
Yes.
That is not friends.
This is happening to this girl who on TikTok.
Can I pause?
Yeah.
I need to make a baseless speculation right now.
Baseless speculation?
She has to have like really fucked vibes.
I don't know.
For the rest of the group to be like, hey, you should drive to Coachella on your own in this beatdown van.
We'll go in the Jeddah that you decorated and to then turn around and not offer her the fucking passes that she won.
I still don't super understand.
Why didn't she drive her own car?
I don't know.
I don't super understand that.
I think.
But there's also someone that needed...
So they also, there was another girl that had to drive her own car too.
I don't know why the fuck they needed three cars.
We need maybe.
Let's get to the bottom of this.
That's not friends.
No, she's not helpful.
She just talks about how they're not friends.
Okay, can we see that?
So now click on the comments and you're going to find the original.
Just God.
God, I hope he doesn't have to do another capture.
Usually like the search.
Her name's like Kaylee.
It's so hard.
It's so hard for him to do the captchas.
It's Carpool Cella.
Just keep on that.
Carpool?
Yeah.
The pressure is on.
Oh, my God.
Smoothie.
Smoothie gal.
Yep.
Okay, let's see it.
She's crying.
First world problem ever.
So don't feel bad for me.
Truly, don't feel bad for me.
I'm at fucking Coachella.
Okay.
I'm so excited to be here.
Pause.
Your baseless accusation might have been correct.
Yes.
Vindicated.
There's no way.
There's no.
Oh, God.
There's like snot coming out of her nose.
She's doing her best.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm open.
I'm open.
I said mayhave.
Mayhap.
Go ahead.
I'm so fucking happy.
Pause me.
Pause.
Pause.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Doesn't it be funny?
There's something very funny about someone sobbing and saying, I'm so fucking happy.
But clearly they're in the ninth circle of hell.
Okay, keep going.
My friends just want Carpool Cella.
They got artist passes the entire weekend.
And I'm so fucking happy for them.
But I was supposed to be in that car.
And then my friend canceled and I had to drive her car.
Long story short, don't feel bad for me.
I'm fucking mad right now.
Why did she have to drive her friend's car who canceled?
The only thing that I can imagine, because I don't think this is ever explained, is that they need to sleep in the cars.
And that's why they need all these excess cars.
Why didn't some other random dingus in the Jeddah drive this car?
Because they aren't used to driving an SUV.
But her car.
I'm making this up, but that's what I'm thinking.
Okay.
I can't.
I can't.
And I want to scream and I want to cry.
You are crying and you are screaming.
I fucking will because I brought everyone, like, like everyone here I know in my group.
We pause it.
I love the bottom comment.
It says, Coachella, do something.
Don't save me, Donald.
Do something.
Coachella, do something.
Like they won VIP passes for life.
For life?
We planned this with my friends last night.
We literally finalized it.
We planned it.
We're making a lot of time.
Marsh, you need to go to a search bar and you need to search Carpool Cella because this sounds like it was a competition that people know about.
I need the rules.
I need the price.
We should decorate your car because you, again, we will see their, I will show you their car.
Brother, we could do so.
I'm trying to be this person.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't look at me.
Why?
Don't look at me.
Smell me.
Isn't that nice?
Oh, delicious.
That's Mando.
It's the Mount Fuji flavor.
I use the deodorant.
Throw me one, Marsh, fast.
Throw me one fast.
Ha!
This is not what I want.
That's the cream deodorant.
If Marsh had thrown me the right product, yeah, this is not what I want either.
Those are the white.
Mount Fuji deodorant.
Those are the deodorant white.
Yes.
I think I might have all the Mount Fuji ones.
Oh, whatever.
Mount Fuji body scrub.
Give this a sniff.
Cinderella.
I can't smell anything besides gorgeousness.
Thank you.
Oh, nice.
I'll be honest.
I actually steal all the Mando products every week.
So I feel really good about this ad read.
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That sounds like a threat.
That sounds desperate.
Please, please support our show.
Tell them we sent you.
It's actually really nice.
Sounds nice.
If you want to do a flavor called like electric body pump with my face on it, I'm ready.
Minimum 8.5 by 11 paper with Corporate Chillo must be visible.
More is appreciated.
Oh my God, the grand prize is VIP for life.
That's crazy.
So it's now for forever.
We should be decorating your car like right now.
Okay.
Bro, what the hell?
This changes everything.
Okay, it's not just one artist pass she missed out on.
It's potentially 50 artist passes.
I don't know if she's going to Coachella at the age of 83.
Well, come on.
You don't know her.
You don't know what that would be crazy.
You don't think she'd sell it?
I don't know if you can sell them.
You give it to your child.
You look forward to it.
Also, what is Golden Voice doing?
They're just handing these out like hot cakes.
What's happening?
I don't know.
Again, we will see this car.
I don't know why I wanted.
Like, it's crazy.
And then last minute.
And I'm always mad at myself.
Okay, because I should have made that extra friend drive this car.
Okay, I should have made a dad.
Wait, there's an extra friend implied that there's an outside friend.
Okay.
But I'm so mad.
I'm so sad.
I know.
It's going to be such a fun weekend.
They are such bad friends, but they're an air.
They're not friends.
They're enemies.
This is not friendship.
This is enemy shit.
I sound so stupid.
Pause.
Real shit, though.
When I was in the trenches, you offer me artist passes for life.
I might lose a friend over that.
It's crazy.
I mean, if it was you.
Oh, wow.
Well, I'd be.
I would say goodbye.
Yeah.
I would say goodbye.
Marsh.
If someone would refill this cup of cheese puffs for me, I would never talk to you again, Miss Son.
Oh, my God.
This is awkward.
I don't even, I didn't even hear what you said.
What did you say?
Said, if you fill the cup of cheese puffs, nothing, sweetie.
You'll be fine.
You'll work it out.
He'll be fine.
And then you'll just never talk to me again.
That's what he's saying.
Good.
I think you'll.
Make my day one less and you gotta treat for yourself.
One less woman in my life.
Okay.
One less woman in my life.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
But for real.
20 more seconds.
Okay, but we've got to decorate your car.
But it's just like the people who were giving them the winning thing.
They were like, this is life-changing.
Like, you'll never be able to experience it again.
And I'm so happy for them.
That's so scared.
I was supposed to be in the video.
I was supposed to be in the video.
Blood.
Can we see the car that won?
Yes, it is.
One second.
Oh, it's that.
See that guy underneath.
Kitty, you brought a heater of a topic.
You're welcome.
I actually have so many.
You guys are so welcome.
I'm making up for last time.
No, that wasn't theirs.
It was.
Is that the Haley?
Carpool Coachella part two, that J Baby89.
J Baby89.
Next to the Haley Kay second bar all the way on the right.
Person right above, it's a red car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm sorry, but.
Oh, yeah.
It's her again.
She's on it, dude.
She's covering carpool.
Oh, God, she's not showing it.
Okay, so go back to that guy.
Two over.
Yep.
Oh, frick.
This lady is covering it.
Stop.
Guys, let people have their own videos as we are reacting to their videos.
Go back.
This is so difficult.
Essentially, the most difficult moment of Marge's life.
Up.
It's Erica Berg.
God damn it.
Let's see.
Maybe it's him.
There it is.
That's a stupid car.
Why are they doing that thing where they only show you for a brief moment?
Where they like move that.
It's like, no one wants to see your face, bro.
I want to see the farting car.
See that?
Autism Baseball Edge Cases00:07:53
Yeah, that took out.
I'm not trying to be a hater, but I am a hater.
Seriously, you guys?
For life.
It's markers.
You still have to do it.
I feel like the winner of this should have like the cystine chapel.
That's how I.
It's crazy.
Their bar is so low.
Yeah, I think, honestly, there's got to be no competition.
That's probably why, right?
Yeah, I think so.
They don't know.
They just don't.
They haven't seen it.
Tell your friends.
Yeah.
I didn't even know this was happening.
And I love Coachella.
No, it's for weekend two, too.
You don't care about your friends.
You already, yeah, you have an artist band already.
But we're going to have them for Ryra.
Yeah, that's true.
I think we can get them forever at this point.
Unless like something horrible happens.
I don't know.
Relevancy is only just a taking time bomb.
Speaking of awful things happening, I almost lost my pinky today.
What?
Why?
Yeah.
I was working out and I was doing front-loaded, front-loaded lunges, walking lunges.
And I placed the 55-pound dumbbells on the rack.
And as I was placing it, I missed the rack and the metal separator that like holds the dumbbells in and the dumbbell got stuck.
Like my finger, my pinky finger got stuck in it.
And it just like chopped off a chunk of it, but it cleaned, but it cut it clean.
So I was like, oh, I remember what you had told me in the past where you just super glued your hand because you're a fucking animal.
Yeah.
I don't get stitches.
I just glue shit.
Yeah.
Which is, you can do that.
Apparently, if you're on a deserted island, I asked my doctor, but or in Los Angeles, where I'm not going to wait six hours for a fucking story.
But luckily, I didn't get the pit treatment.
I went in.
They didn't pack your midsection with Rhodesian gauze.
Yeah, no, it was, it was fucking, it was actually quite the pleasant and very fast experience.
But my dad freaked out, so I had to go to urgent care because he was like, you have to do this.
It was bleeding a lot.
How many stitches did you get?
No stitches.
They just glued it.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Oh, I like how he's like, yeah, you could do that.
No, but there's a desert island or I'm going to do it right now.
You can't do it.
No, it wasn't Super Build those.
You have Tetanus.
Super Bu's toxic.
Listen, doctors, I'm overblown what they do.
I think people are just afraid to do surgery on themselves.
You watched the pit and you were like, I could do this.
I could do a lot of it.
I'd be like, I could give myself stitches if I really wanted to.
Glue.
I know what you mean.
I have this ridiculous assumption as well in my mind.
Because when you look at old school medicine, it's not that different from new school medicine.
There's a lot of chopping and a lot of breaking.
Okay.
It's just high-precision tools that they use and it's clean.
That's like, that's what it is.
And also skilled hands.
Pretty much everything is different.
But what I mean is the bare bones are there.
We have the fundamentals, our hands and the tools.
We can use them on ourselves.
This is why I voted for RFK Jr.
That's what I, that's what I wanted.
I do like that he's banning red die 40.
I can get behind that.
Yeah.
That was kind of cool of him.
I'll give him that.
That's cool.
Yeah.
He also has really cool thoughts about autism, apparently.
Well, listen, he can't.
March, can you pull that up actually?
Yeah, you can't.
This is really funny.
You can be right about that.
Let me pull things on here, but this is kind of funny.
So I wanted to show it.
It's on my Twitter.
It's like one of the last things I posted.
But a couple things he says.
First of all, he thinks that there is a concept called full-blown autism.
Okay.
So that's number one that I think is really funny.
Second thing he believes about autism is like he always says like, there are no old people with autism, which is really weird because like he's around Elon Musk and that motherfucker's autistic.
Right.
You know?
Right.
So I don't know why he keeps saying like adults are not autistic, but here, this is one.
Let's hear what he had to say.
These are kids who many of them were fully functional and regressed because of some environmental exposure into autism when they're two years old.
And these are kids who will never pay taxes.
They'll never hold a job.
What?
They'll never play baseball.
Write a poem.
Never go out on a date.
Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted.
I just don't know what he thinks autism is.
What?
I'm beginning to think.
We need to let him watch Love on the Spectrum.
I don't think he knows what autism is.
Because like, look, the language I'm about to use is officially outdated at this point.
I don't know what the new meta is when describing these things, but there's a, there's a, there's a spectrum.
Autism is a spectrum.
And there is a functionality, like high, high socially functioning and versus like low social functioning is a range.
I know it's an outdated way to describe these things.
Don't get mad at me.
Okay.
127.
So what he's describing are like edge cases where people with autism also have like, they need medical assistance.
Yeah.
Most autistic people, this is ridiculous.
You know what I mean?
He's like, he's making it seem like if you're autistic, you don't have like a hyperfixation on trays or whatever.
And that's I have a non-verbal autistic cousin and he goes to the bathroom.
Great.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Even then, there's like a lot of stuff that he just like put forward.
He could go to the bathroom.
Yeah.
I feel like you could also play baseball pretty good with autism.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
I might have seen him play baseball.
It's a very autistic sport.
Yeah.
It's a lot of numbers.
It's so crazy.
Yeah.
There's a hell of shit autistic that he's saying that.
Yeah.
So yeah, very cool that this guy's in charge of initiatives, medical initiatives.
I like that.
All right, QD, do you have any other?
You got more?
Yeah, do you have any other extra stuff?
Because in terms of Coachella, I do want to mention you haven't watched the kneecap movie yet.
No, but I knew of kneecap previously.
Yeah.
So did I.
I had not watched the movie and I linked up with the boys.
They're a trio from Ireland.
For those of you who don't know, they're an Irish rap group that is restoring the Irish language, also known as Irish Gaelic.
Don't get mad at me.
I know you say it differently, but whatever.
Gaelic.
That's what Austin likes to do.
I said that last week.
Good one.
Thank you.
Well, it landed this time.
I'll make sure to try it again next week.
Like a nuclear bomb.
Anyway.
And they're very cool.
They were actively fighting against the British government for denying them, I forget what it was.
I think it was denying them a grant and whatnot.
And it's all about the show basically explains what their background is, what their story is, and also what their goals are in restoring the Irish language.
It's on Netflix.
Yeah.
And it's really, really, really well shot.
Like, I was shocked.
And the guys who are in the group are actually acting as themselves.
And it's obviously like fictionalized.
So there's like cool, crazy stuff happening as well.
But I am, they invited me to go on stage with them at Coachella.
That's sick.
So now I'm going to go to Coachella on Friday.
Oh, wow.
So Will, if you were just a singer on stage, then he would have gone with you when you first invited him.
I see how it is.
Fake Money Gold Standard00:03:19
Sounds like him.
The answer is yes.
Here's a friendship always fall by the wayside.
I'm going to remember that when I'm headlining Coachella.
Yeah.
Lifelong friendship?
I'm going to ban you.
Gaelic rap.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Fair.
Well, I knew we'd have to cover Coachella, so I did bring up the latest and greatest of weekend.
Oh, yes.
You're welcome.
I sent it to Marsh Marsh.
I also have, while you're pulling it up, I have one other Coachella thing to mention.
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And you know, April is Autism Awareness Month, but also April is Financial Literacy Month.
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60% of Coachella attendees finance their tickets, finance their tickets.
Really?
I say it's a recession indicator.
I say we are totally and utterly cooked.
The American economy is in the pooper.
Maybe you can hit up your friends, the finance guys.
I think you can lemonade stand.
Ask them for advice on I think Coachella made it too appealing because they said you only had to put $50 down.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it makes me kind of sad.
The great Coachella crash is coming.
They're going to refinance those big, they're going to refinance those that debt.
Coachella tranches.
Yeah.
Lead to a complete collapse in the market.
I think that's crazy that you just like pull up for 50 bucks.
That's well, you know, uh, Uber Eats lets you finance food items.
Yeah, you can finance a cheesy Gordita crush.
I know it's we are, I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
I think money is so fake.
I just, I am a firm and committed believer that money is fake.
That's what I think now.
I'm, I'm, I'm a gold, gold standard guy.
We got to go back.
Yeah, I'm turning into a libertarian Ron Paul style.
Gold coin.
Brian May Queen Song00:10:47
Oh, yeah.
So funny.
Protect your wealth.
All right.
Did you pull it up?
Pulling it up.
Oh, we've got girly pop nation effort cutie.
Damn.
Yeah.
Are we supposed to be able to do that?
You didn't have to try.
You didn't have to try so hard.
We love you, cutie.
Hi.
This is crazy.
Cutie is guys.
This is a real problem.
Fourth wall breaking.
We filmed an episode four days ago.
I was nervous.
Oh, I thought you were going to say we've I used this on Whine About It.
I was gearing up.
Oh, no.
I was gearing it.
What did you use on Whine About it then?
Whine About It isn't Girly Pop Nation.
I'm supposed to talk to him.
Tell me what you will.
Tell him that, like, Whine About It is Girly Pop Nation, so I don't have to address Girly Pop Nation.
If you're going to whine about it, it's because you want to hear what the girls want to say.
Here is little sections of what girls care about.
What did that one say?
I can't hear.
She said that basically Whine About It and Girly Pop Nation are unable to be separated, and we just get a taste of that here on this podcast.
Yeah, okay.
Here we go.
Okay, Coachella.
I'm gonna make this presentation harder if I can't.
You may speak again.
You may speak huge.
Um, this is Coachella weekend one.
You might have heard some of the stuff, which I'm sure some of it you're really excited about, but other things you might not be.
I don't know.
Like people who weren't excited about next slide.
Benson Boone, who brought out Brian May from Queen to a very dead freaking crowd, which is insane because and they did a queen song.
Yeah, so if you want to open up, um, click on Brian May, click on the hyperlink.
You got hyperlinks.
Hi, Cutie is back.
Okay, so wait a minute.
Benson Boone is the beautiful.
Yeah.
He's the Imagine Dragons as one man.
Yeah, and everybody hates this guy, right?
No, what?
Like, no, no, I think a lot of people don't like him.
People are mad because he they think he's a Harry Styles copycat.
All right.
So pause.
This is fucking incredible.
Yeah.
Bringing out Brian May to do a queen song is fucking insane.
But I'm going to say something.
Uh-huh.
A dead crowd at Coachella weekend one tracks because the audience of weekend one of Coachella is fucking horrible.
It's all influencers.
They're all there to get photographs and videos and not listen to anything.
And I'm going to guarantee you that 90% of them have no fucking idea who Brian May is because beyond Freddie Mercury, a lot of people have no understanding of Queen.
And so they're all like.
Like, great, they brought an old guy out.
Exactly.
It's kind of like Moon 5.
Yo, we know Adam Ben.
Not Brian May.
Benson Boone.
He started as a TikToker.
So that's why.
Don't they have Baba Doobie Dabo, whatever she's playing to?
Fuck.
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
RFK might be right about autistic people.
Fuck.
Baby Doobie.
Baby Doobie.
Baba Doobie.
You sounded like you were trying to scat.
You were like, hey, is it Baba Doob?
Bo.
That was crazy.
You just kept intensifying.
I'm 33 years old.
I don't know these fucking things.
He just kept intensifying the scat.
The more you yell, it doesn't make it more right.
Baba Doobie.
Baby Doobie.
Baba Doobie.
Fuck.
It's close enough.
What about them?
What's he called?
They're also like a TikTok first comic creator.
Yeah, but so is like Noah Kahn.
So is Brittany Broski now.
So are so many musical artists because that's where your career starts now.
No, no, I get that.
I just keep up, man.
I'm sorry.
You're doing so good.
Is he crying?
He's going to have a great time with Coachella.
He's crying.
He's not at all.
I'm going to be walking around with the walking, like, where is Baba Doopab?
You're going to be on stage with a Gaelic rap band and they're like, going anything.
Wow.
He's just going to see a random Asian woman and be like, are you Baba Boop?
Some tweeting.
I know that.
That's tweeting.
The Japanese Breakfast Club is going to be up and he's going to be like, oh, Baba Doopab.
Man, I thought Bernie Sanders came off as old.
Oh.
I know you kids are probably tired from this thing to Baba Doo Baba Daba.
Bernie Furley has no idea what Baba Doo Bab is.
Okay.
All right.
You can open the dead crowd if you want to see him react.
Yeah, I want to see the dead crowd.
Yeah.
Pitchfork clobbered on our boy.
I'm a fan of Benson Moon.
His fit is so fire.
His that's yes, that is a Will Net fit.
Also, he's got pipes.
This is not an easy song to sing.
No, it's Freddie Mercury.
I know.
See?
Yeah, insane.
Brian May comes out.
And look, nobody.
There's no pop from the crowd because they have no idea who that is.
Does Benson Boone give him a?
Is he like, Brian May?
No.
But he like, yeah, he like, you know.
Oh, wait, God.
He does do it.
No pop from that's, I'm telling you, that's because people only know Freddie Mercury.
That's crazy.
And that younger audience, I would have got stoked to see someone around my age.
I would have been like, that's sick.
Is that Baba Doop?
So, so Pitchfork.
Yeah.
A lot of people hate Benson Boone.
I don't know if it's because it's kind of like Bella Porch.
You know how people are just like unjustifiably mean to Bella Porch for no goddamn reason.
So Benson Boone, I think he's hot.
Very talented.
They hate people.
People, he's in controversy before because people have said he's copied Harry Styles' style and they've like made comparisons and yada yada yada.
So people hate him, but they both love it.
Yeah.
And then Benson, Pitchfork tweeted, Benson Boone is horrible, just god-awful.
The kind of act that makes you wonder if the whole medium has been worth it.
That is insane.
That is insane to see.
Oh, I listened to Benson Boone and realized music is over.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
Can we see what Pitchfork wrote about Yo Gabba Gabba?
Dude, I just, Marsh and I could not stop laughing.
I made this joke about how I was gonna.
They were gonna have to hit me with Narcan at Yo Gabba Gabba because I'd be tweaking so hard.
Is Yo Gabba Gabba on the lineup?
Like, yes, they'll be there next week.
Yes, this weekend.
He performed last weekend.
Okay, good.
I thought they were too embarrassed to ask what Yo Gabba Gabba is.
The children's show.
I don't know what that is.
Can you pull it up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll get there.
We'll get there.
We'll get to Yo Gabba Gabba.
Yep, we're putting the cart before the horse.
Oh, okay.
Kneecap, who's known for licking the gays.
What?
Go back.
Yes.
Our boys.
Our boys.
Kneecap.
They got censored and their live stream got cut because they started talking about Palestine.
Which is interesting because Green Day also talked about Palestine, but Green Day incorporated.
It was very quick, though.
There was no lead-in.
They just said.
Well, they got the crowd to chant Maggie's in a box.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That was cool.
But that's like, that's kneecap.
Like, you invite kneecap, you get kneecap.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it makes sense.
I'm shocked that they didn't even, they didn't do something even more rambunctious.
I would say.
Oh, like you commented on it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I did.
He said, not the only thing that was cut our messaging on the U.S. back genocide in Gaza somehow never appeared on screens either.
Back next Friday, Coachella, and it'll be sorted.
Damn.
GR mod to everyone.
And I said, you know, I can, I have some ideas on how to help.
What are you going to do?
Let me see what you wrote real quickly.
Are you going to paint something on your tummy?
And you wrote, when is Baba Babba Doo Babba?
I said, you just paint iHeart, Baba Doobie on your tummy and flash the audio.
So I'll be there after I watch Baba Doobab.
That's going to be fun.
I'll be there with Marsha and I will be there with you.
Hell yeah, let's go.
Lady Gaga slayed so hard she's getting satanic.
Lady Gaga is back.
Everyone thinks she's satanic.
I love that.
Let's fucking go.
We're so firmly back in the 90s.
We have reverted back.
You think Lady Gaga's from the 90s?
No, but they thought Taylor Swift was satanic too.
Satan!
Hail Satan!
Okay, this is giving Satan, though, to be fair.
To be fair to the schizophrenics, this is giving Satan.
Yeah, but it means we're back.
Hail, Satan.
I mean, she's dope.
She's got.
She's figured it out.
She's got it all.
She is everywhere.
Pause.
What?
You know what's really interesting to me?
This is just from like, I'm not being funny.
Okay.
If you are a devout Christian, who depicts Satan more than the Catholic Church?
Because he is the opposite end of the spectrum.
I don't understand when displaying like the opposite end of the spectrum in performance became taboo.
Because if you look back at old opera, music, art, there were constant depictions of Satan.
But the idea was that he was like something to be avoided, but they would still depict him.
I don't understand why now people are like, oh my God, the imagery of Satan.
I can't even look at it.
Because this is a positive association.
That's why.
Don't know that.
That's why I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know when that started right, I don't know what i'm saying.
Satan Imagery Debate00:15:14
He's blaming the 90s.
No I, I think people are just stupid.
It was a Nancy Reagan and her hundred thousand dollar play settings.
Yeah, I think that unironically, a lot of people are operating with the same mindset that they would have if they were a medieval peasant, like there are people that live their day-to-day existences right now exactly as a medieval peasant would.
If you gave that medieval peasant hot cheetos and an iphone oh like, give a medieval peasant hot cheetos on an iphone and like, two weeks later they would be the average Republican in America.
Oh, i'm serious.
Well then, why would RFK ban Red 40?
Well okay, I don't know how, what that has.
I don't know how to come back.
I don't know where you, what do you mean?
It's in hot cheetos oh oh, I didn't even realize.
Well, i'm against it because I like hot cheetos.
So okay, let's.
Well, it's just the color okay, so Gaga was the the biggest thing, of course.
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Besides next, I know I got one too.
Yo Gabba Gabba party.
Yeah, my tummy had guests watch on.
That has on.
Yeah guess oh perform sorry well, put on, perfect.
Okay, hasn't?
You are gonna stay for saturday?
We're gonna be off a bean at Yo Gabba Gabba.
Oh, that would me up if I were to.
If I were to, I mean, obviously I would never do drugs.
But like in a hypothetical scenario where I accidentally slipped and fell into a pile of acid or mushrooms and then I saw this, yeah, I would kill myself.
You're not trying to tweak it.
Yo Gabba Gabba, dude.
What the dude real ravers go to Yo Gabba Gabba.
This would cause irreparable harm.
I need to hear what they sound like.
Yeah, play that, you know.
I hope next yo dj.
What we got put on a Yo Gabba Gabba song right now there is, it said muted, god damn it.
Marsh, you might be a robot.
You can't pass the captcha they brought out.
Will a weird owl turn this up?
Which is cool, Hermit.
I wish he would have just sung Amish Paradise, though.
That's sick, yeah.
Okay, that's fire.
Weird Al is the goat.
I heard yo Gabba Gabba was like the undercover set of the weekend.
What do you mean by that?
Like, no one, whenever people saw undercover set of the weekend, meaning when people saw all the artists announced, no adult was like, Yo, Gabba Gabba, let's until it happened.
But people kind of wandered into Yo Gabba Gabba and were like, This rips, dude.
Can we watch the dance?
But you know what?
I think it was.
I think something about Yo Gabba Gabba attracted only the hardest of rapers.
Yeah, so like people that were on the street.
Honestly, they should go on tour again.
Yummy, yummy, in my tummy.
Fuck it.
They're gonna do EDC after Coachella.
Oh my god.
They were hard style dancing the yo gabba gabba yo gabba gabba back-to-back set with chase and status next week.
Pete dong dong BBC Radio one yo gabba gabba announcement.
Radio one, dude.
The the yo gabba gabba robot is going absolutely fucking racko mode right now crushing it.
Oh my god, bro.
I found these guys on ear milk years ago.
Okay, I've been on this yo gabba shit.
My dream Coachella performer, Veggie Tales.
Oh my god, Noah's Ark.
Uh-huh.
Could you imagine?
Or the Bill from I'm just a Bill Hello Leo Bill.
I'm gonna be a law someday.
What about Miss Frizzle, though?
Oh, that would be good.
But she's only got one song.
But that song goes crazy.
Yo, Gabba Gabba should bring her out.
And then, as everybody knows, our co-worker, T-Pain, was there.
Yeah.
And he went viral for this little twirl.
He's a fairy.
She was a fairy.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
God, I love him so much.
So I'm just saying, I know you're going on stage.
We should hit up T-Pain too.
Oh, for sure.
I already DM'd him to see how he streamed his set so I could try and stream the kneecap one.
Yeah, it's gonna work.
You don't believe it.
I gave you a number.
I'm trying to help you.
I want your dreams to come true.
I just don't believe in them.
It's like I just linked with him when he's in Wisconsin.
So Wisconsin.
I'm talking to him about that already.
I love T-Pain.
I feel like T-Pain does what you would do if you've already succeeded and you're just doing side missions in general.
Yeah.
He just has such a good nature to him.
He just has the sweetest guy.
The Bernie speech.
Look.
Look, you told me I don't care about your hobbies.
Can we talk about this real quick?
Let me let me give an intro.
Bernie came out and introduced Claro and he gave a beautiful speech, eloquent speech about the current state of the nation.
I do want to say something though.
Gasp.
You're at a music concert.
Gasp.
Give me a fit.
Or here was my pitch.
You guys know that Bernie Sanders released a folk song once a pod.
Yes.
Can you imagine if he came out and did his folk song?
I, dude, that would be amazing.
Or if he's saying just John Denver sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy.
Yeah.
He would go with Pete Seeger if he were to pop off, but I was with him earlier in the day.
We were me and Mark.
We're boys.
We were hanging out with Bernie earlier in the day.
We told him they're going to be a little bit more.
Going to Christmas dinner.
Yeah, we hit him.
We were like, yo, Bernie, you're burned.
B-Dog.
BD.
I haven't watched the speech.
Yeah.
What is happening?
Baby, what is happening?
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
This is the best.
Did you be eating dirt?
Maybe.
You just got drive-by.
That sucks.
Oh, she's fat.
She loves her.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, no.
Yeah, but I know that's a spot on her tongue.
I was like, she's got dirt on her tongue.
One.
One kiss.
I told Burndog to go, and that's why he went.
Really?
No.
Oh, Claro, with a short speech.
Let's hear.
Oh, you haven't listened to the speech yet?
No.
Oh, it's nice.
It's cute.
Dude, I listened to too many Bernie speeches.
I listened to it professionally.
Yeah.
Bro, he got more fucking motion than Benson Boone.
And Billy May.
Billy May.
I'm here because Claro has used her prominence to fight for women's rights.
My bitch.
To try to end the terrible, brutal war in CASA, where thousands, thousands of women and children are being killed.
So I want to thank you.
Dude, imagine.
Imagine if Bernie would have came out and did it like a Hamilton rap.
Yes.
Get me out of this one.
What an ew.
While he's giving the speech, the yogaba gabba robot.
Okay, that would be sick.
That would be hiding the whole thing while Brady.
Why'd you say ew to Hamilton?
No, ew.
That's lip shit.
But the Gabba Yoga Gabby robot.
I like that.
But also, I worry that that might have caused them to have a heart attack on the spot.
It's like, what is this robot?
Why is this robot alive?
Why are his dance moves so impossibly fresh?
He's not human.
Another case where automation is taking our jobs.
This should be a human dancing.
Okay, so we got Charlie XCX.
Drama.
I know about the drama.
But we'll get to that.
We'll get to that.
It's the next.
It's the last Charlie XCX has the best guests, arguably.
I can't wait to go to this.
Besides Weird Al.
But she brings out freaking Lord.
Yeah.
Insane.
Who's wearing the worst outfit of all of Coachella?
Can I see?
Oh, dude.
She was just rocking like the undercover fit.
I don't know what she was doing.
Like, she, I think she asked her last second, and she was like, well, I'm here.
She, like, came from her painting job.
Yeah, it's, it, it's very, like, gap.
It pissed me off.
Especially because Lord probably has an album coming out.
Everyone's suspecting.
And I'm like, why are you doing that, Lord?
Yeah, don't wear that shit.
And she has, of course, fucking Billy fucking Eilish.
Billy Eilas.
Dream Girl.
You got to click on it.
Oh, doing guests.
I hope you get Billy and Charlie this weekend singing guests.
Insane.
Friend of the show, Billie Eilish.
There's not very many people who couldn't turn me, but Billy is one of them that could.
I'm so glad you weren't here for Phineas.
What was the first part of that?
There aren't many people who couldn't turn you?
Yeah.
Like, you'd go gay for most women.
Probably.
That indicates that you're probably just gay.
Yeah.
But my God, do I have a girl crush on Billy Eiles?
And Troy.
And Troy.
Anyway.
And we talked about the Green Day shout out.
Yeah, let's show it.
It's so quick.
Yeah, they so Green Day has always been like this.
Yeah.
I've fun fact, fun Hasanabi lore, but I worked with their manager back in the day when they had like a when they had like this media operation that this guy wanted to put together kind of Democracy Now style.
And it was him, the manager of Green Day, and also Oliver Stone's son.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Anyway, that was a very long time ago, but you know, they've always been pretty, pretty based.
Well, this is what they said in their song.
They're so cool.
Also, I don't think this is from Coachella.
This is not from Coachella, but it doesn't matter.
They say the same thing.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's Jesus or Suburbia.
It's not the one that you were thinking of.
You were thinking of American Idiot where they changed it, but this is Jesus in Suburbia.
So zoom out of it.
They already said it.
You just couldn't hear it very well.
They said, we are the kids of War and Peace from Palestine in the Middle East.
This is Psychedelic Socialist.
This is one of my guys.
That's the tweet.
One of his freaking guys.
Just everybody.
That was one of my guys.
No, no, he's just, he's a Hasanabi hit.
He posted it, I guess.
I didn't see that.
Okay, sorry.
Go ahead.
Let's talk about the big drama, which I think is the big drama.
Charlie XCX.
What?
Miss Should Be Headliner.
Miss Should Be Headliner.
Miss, how dare you?
Exactly.
So the headliner is Green Day.
Yes.
And she thinks she should be the headliner.
Yeah.
And people took it.
This is what I think.
This is, listen, Girly Pop Nation, we're not actually hateful, even though it's our favorite hobby.
So this is what I think because everyone's like, the ego on this bitch.
No, let her wear her stupid little sash.
Let her have some fun.
Of course you want to be a headliner.
Duh.
Let her freaking have her party.
I have a different take on this.
Yeah.
My take?
When did we stop letting divas be divas?
Whoa!
With Chapel Rowan, honestly.
Let her be a fucking diva.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Charlie XCX's inner circle confuses me because there's very cool people, some people that I know very well in there, and then also some people that I know very well that I don't like.
So her politics are all over the place.
And she is technically a political person with the whole Brad Summer stuff.
So I don't know.
I mean, I really like the album.
I think it was amazing.
So who do you think should have been the headliner?
And I don't, I don't really, I don't really listen to music like that much.
No, I think Prodigy.
Yes.
Yeah, I agree.
Yo, Gabba Gabba for me.
Okay, fair, fair, fair.
That's not human.
You know, Yo Gabba Gabba, Bernie Sanders, and Prodigy at the same time.
That would be.
I can't wait to you guys read about me passing away at Yo Gabba Gabba.
Will Neff found dead next to a yellow robot breaking it down while attempting to outdance the Yo Gabba Gabba robot.
His mouth was yellow.
Quadruple.
Heart failure.
He tried to suck the yo Gabba Gabba robot too hard.
But yeah, that was the biggest drama.
It got like 80 million views.
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That's crazy.
And people were pissed off.
It's so minor.
I know.
Because I think a lot of people were saying, like, come on, no, you're playing.
It's like Green Day.
That's a legendary band.
Like, they have been, you know, they've been in the game for 38 years and they have more monthly streams on Spotify still to this day than Charlie XCX does.
I think the craziest thing for me is everyone was like, oh, someone probably just gave it to her.
You know, like, she probably just got, like, a fan probably gave it to her.
The designer of the sash, which is also insane that we had to have a designer for a sash like that.
Respectfully, you can just get the iron on letters and make one yourself.
But the designer of the sash was sashes.
I've made a lot.
I've said I've crafted a lot.
You want me to decorate your freaking car?
I'll do it.
I own a craft store.
Also, gotta do an update on the tariffs.
Boo-boo lemon.
No.
Laboo-boo.
My bad.
Quicker tariff update.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
That's crazy.
He just conflated Laboo Boo with Lululemon.
No.
Laboo Boo Baba Bebop.
Boo Boo Lemon.
Baba Bebop Edition.
Don't even know what he's saying.
He's having a stroke.
I think he's stroking out.
Oh my God.
I had a supplier email me today because we ordered a shipment of mirrors for Deco Deco and they emailed me and they were like, hey, do you want us to lie on the invoice for how much you're spending?
Because it looks like you're going to get 125% tariffed on this.
And I said, no, unfortunately, I can't have you lie because I don't want any of this in writing.
So I'm going to say something.
That's a downass supplier.
They are.
They're dope.
They were willing to do a little bit.
I know.
Oh, whoops.
A little fraud.
I know.
That's cool.
Dude, Chinese centers.
Is it crazy?
Isn't it crazy?
I mean, 125%?
Yeah.
But the tariffs haven't even gone through.
I don't get it.
On Laboo Boos.
No, yeah.
I heard Trump is only doing it on Laboo.
He's making white with her.
We're targeting a piece of the market that I think has been untapped for a long time.
Americans will make Labooboos.
Le Booboo.
The best ones.
That's why I'm implementing 190% tax on Laboo Boo.
We're in an hour.
You haven't even got to Sunday.
Okay, we can continue.
Wait, no, let's keep going.
Okay.
Let's finish this.
You guys get bonus.
Okay.
Next.
Sunday.
Meg the Stallion brings out Victoria Monet, Sierra, but the biggest one was Queen freaking Latifah, which is awesome.
You don't have to click on it.
It was just an exciting movie.
Yeah, I want to see Queen Latifah.
Oh, okay.
Come on.
What's the movie where she like is it called Let It Ride?
Where they're like bank robbers?
That movie's fucking rap.
I don't remember.
Neither one of you have seen the Queen Latifah movie.
Megan thee Stallion.
What a woman.
Yawza.
Kidding.
Me about Billy Eilish.
When I saw her powerful stage presence live, that's when I realized, like, I get it.
Yeah.
Look at Queen Latifah.
Oh, shit.
That is a crowd.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, Queen Latifa is the best.
I do hate the outfit, though.
Why did they put that outfit on her?
No, that's rad.
That's cool.
I don't know why you don't like it.
Wait, pause.
Google Let It Ride.
I think that's the name of the movie.
I have to know.
You're making this dyslexic man type things type in Queen Latifah bankrobbing movie.
No.
Set it off.
Set it off.
That movie fucking rules, dude.
I'll have to watch it.
Wash kneecap.
Okay.
We'll do that too.
Learn about the restoration efforts.
But they ended up cutting off Meg the Stallion for postpone.
That's racist.
They just cut her off.
Wait, let me see.
That's literally that's white supremacy.
That's crazy.
Dude, okay.
So, pause.
Golden Voice notoriously is like super crazy on their scheduling.
And I forget what artist it was.
Marsh, what artist was it?
No, no, no, no.
What artist was it that we were watching where they were like, I'm gonna go long and I know I'm gonna get the shit find out of my well, anyway.
Basically, like, if you go long, you get the shit find out of you.
But it's crazy that they would just cut off Mega Stallion because it's like, that's one of your biggest acts.
Figure it out.
Yeah, I don't know.
Figure it out.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
Cut her off for post-paloma.
There's drama.
Maybe they maybe they did that after they find her sufficient times.
I think they probably just got to the point where they're like, we're going to have to push back.
Yeah, and maybe posty had to go.
Yeah.
He had to go back to Utah.
Posty.
I know what it's like.
Post-ee.
Don't even fucking start this shit.
Never bring up that state in front of me ever again.
No.
You don't know.
What?
If some important rapper is performing in Utah, he'll go.
Don't.
No, I won't.
That invites it.
Fraud.
I did fly to Utah for one important person.
Yay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
There's drama with this reunion as well.
Blackpink reunion.
I don't know why I've seen like a lot of this account called like K-pop flop or something.
And they hate like they, a lot of the K-pop stands that are stands of Blackpink, like some of them hate Lisa.
Some of them hate Rose.
Jenny.
Rose.
Rose.
I said it right.
Fuck yeah.
And then some of them hate Jenny.
Like they all, because like these guys are all doing their own thing now as well.
That's like when one direction split up.
Yeah.
And there's like a little bit of drama.
Every one of Blackpink is so nuclear successful.
Yeah, but there's a little bit of, I mean, my bias is Lisa.
Like, I will admit.
I will admit my Lisa bias.
I think she was great in White Lotus.
And she has a very cheery disposition.
And I like that.
So why are people mad that they took a photo together?
They were saying, like, there are people who like Black Pink, but don't like Lisa that were saying that she flopped.
And there were people saying, like, oh my God, Rose is like constantly FaceTiming Bruno Mars and Bruno Mars is not ever picking up.
Because Rose was FaceTime Bruno Mars at the Lady Gaga concert and be like, see, it's Lady Gaga.
And then Bruno Mars wasn't picking up.
So people were clowning on her.
I thought it was mean because these girls, they love each other.
Yeah.
In my head canon.
Good answer.
Didn't something come out?
Like, didn't also, there wasn't the tapes leaked of them all saying the N-word?
Why would you ever bring that up?
We don't talk about that.
I don't know about that.
Okay.
I was the one who was DMCA striking all of those videos on Twitter.
Okay.
Blackpink Army, Black Pink in your area.
I'm in your area.
Stan Lisa.
Okay.
Did you like that?
Did I perform well?
He did good.
He did good.
Yeah.
That's just a picture you can put up when we talk about it, editor, smile face.
Victorious reunion, though, please.
Yes, Victorious.
You know, Victoria Justin, Leon Thomas.
Click the wrong thing.
I have no idea what it is.
The very top one.
Victoria top one.
I know.
What is this?
It was the show that Ariana Grande was on on Nickelodeon.
She was cat.
I don't know.
I didn't watch this.
But that was exciting.
Everyone got excited about that.
Kylie and Timothy Charlemagne were doing PDA.
Yeah.
And it got the girlies kind of upset and offended because they're like, why not me?
I have art bangs.
Wait, whoa, wait, Louie.
People were getting upset about this.
No, no, they're just people are getting.
They're just jealous.
Oh, this is like the smallest PDA.
He's just dancing with his girlfriend.
He just really likes her.
And Zoom was crazy.
And then last but not least, the Haley Bieber and Justin Bieber drama.
Go ahead, cutie.
What is it?
You have the floor.
Wait, the Haley Bieber and Justin Bieber drama?
Well, there's also Justin Bieber drama separately.
Yeah, that is a whole separate girly pop nation we need to get into another day.
Behind the paywall.
I don't have no, I don't have the slide.
We're going to need a slideshow.
This is that one's here.
We're going to need a slideshow.
It doesn't, it's just, it was just that one.
I don't really know if there's drama there, but they just took a picture together and that was exciting because Billie Eilish used to be a big Justin Bieber fan and then like ended up performing with a meta Coachella.
And I think Justin Bieber's at Coachella wasted out of his mind.
It's actually the videos are pretty sad.
Yeah, he's been going through it.
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on.
He actually separated himself from his company that he started with his friend called Drew and said that if you're like real, if you're a real Justin Bieber head, like don't, I don't fuck with his brand no more.
He's been crashing out a lot as well on his Instagram stories and stuff.
He's having like a like an almost, dare I say, Britney Spears style situation going on.
Yeah, he's not doing well.
So hopefully someone can check in on him.
But the world owes Benny Blanco an apology.
All the women.
Why?
Because they're mean to Benny and they're like, Benny, you are so ugly.
Oh.
They do say that.
They do be saying that.
But then they watched all of Benny's interviews and they listened to this album and now everyone's in love with Benny Blanco.
Yeah, Benny's the sweetheart.
Benny's a dope.
He is dope.
Benny is officially the GOAT and we all love him.
So I feel like he's one of those people that we if we tried hard enough.
We could probably get him on the podcast.
If who's we, idiot?
We all of us.
I don't.
We all have to get Benny Blanco.
My name's Will Neff, and I'm trying hard to get you on the podcast.
Yeah, Benny Blanco, if you see this.
Benny Blanco, I'm sorry.
I called you ugly once.
I was just trying to fit in with the mean girl.
Now I have a crush on you.
We're going to assume that.
Benny Blanco GOAT Defense00:01:11
I said for a respectful one.
By the way, I defended him at that time.
You did?
I did.
You what?
You defended him.
I defended Benny Blanco.
I said it was dope.
I don't remember defending or attacking Benny, but we will kill Cutie Cinderella for you if you come on the podcast.
No, but you can give me a noogie or a swirly.
Your choice.
Wedgie.
Oh.
All right.
Catch you next week.
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