Donald Trump's election sparks chaotic production schedules and heated debates on "Fear&," where hosts clash over voting loyalties, mental health crises, and the definition of an "anchor baby." The episode navigates political grievances regarding deportation lists and liberal professionals versus MAGA supporters while dissecting Streamer Awards eligibility and Taylor Swift's endorsement impact. Amidst discussions on NBA team histories and viral TikTok trends involving Down syndrome, the group establishes strict Wednesday recording rules, ultimately revealing how personal conflicts and political polarization fracture their community dynamics. [Automatically generated summary]
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Right-Wing Pivot and Recovery00:14:10
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him recover.
I just want to let you know.
You're pro what?
I mean, I don't know.
No, recover.
It is what it is, and I align with it.
You can be a politician.
Let him do his thing.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, por Dios.
Yo voy a votar por Donald Trump.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
A new golden age of America is upon us.
Donald Trump has been elected the 47th president of the United States.
And 45th.
And 45th first.
And some might say 46th.
Right.
And as a gay man and a woman.
I'm not a woman for the record.
I'm a gay man, though.
As a gay man and a woman, and I can tell you that allegedly.
I think out of the three of us, the first person on the deportation gulag list is probably going to be me.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm saved.
I mean, she's a Mormon white lady.
You're a white gay guy who is the most straight passing dude on the planet as number one.
I am a political dissident.
She went, I'm getting less straight passing.
I'm thinking about I should lean back.
I'm a strong.
I'm a political dissident who has just been misunderstood, honestly.
All this Israel stuff, honestly.
I'll be honest, you're lucky.
You're so hot.
Let's just get it out of the way.
As you guys know, I love the nation state of Israel.
Okay.
At the Fear End podcast, we don't do politics.
I don't do it.
And honestly, my love for the nation state of Israel transcends politics.
Please don't throw me in jail.
Cutie and I live in completely different universes.
I'm so happy I'm sitting over here because I don't know if that's, I don't know what that means.
You just know.
Don't worry.
I'm saying all the right stuff.
Just also, I think that this woke nonsense must stop.
I've always been, my name is Hank.
I've never, I've not an anchor baby.
Don't look that up.
What's an anchor baby?
People that gave people that are on the deportation list.
People that give birth to like children.
Marsh said he.
Marsh is an anchor baby.
Shut up.
Shut up.
No, he's not.
Everybody stop.
That's not true.
Marsh is also not even Mexican.
He's he's over there, little guy.
Yeah, Marsh is very Greek.
No, he's Japanese.
Yeah.
He's...
He's Asian.
Yeah, he's Asian of different, but not Chinese, not the bad kind.
I'm not Lebanese.
You're fine.
No one stares.
You're fine.
You're good.
I'm fine too.
We're all fine.
Not me.
Cutie.
So what if I want an abortion?
I don't know if you're going to be able to do that.
Oh, that's true.
Well, you're California, but I don't know if you know this.
You can have it here.
Okay.
The elections just took place.
I know.
Kind of stressful.
Yeah.
How did you feel during the election process?
I guess Trump was going to win in the beginning.
Really?
Yes.
I said this when you were like, it's going to be a landslide.
I was like, I think Trump's just going to win.
I know.
I thought Carl was going to win.
Did you throw an election night party?
Yeah.
You did?
No, I didn't.
I thought you would.
I was busy.
I'm working on this dumbass streamer.
I didn't invite you.
Well, no.
Look, I.
Okay.
Speaking of which, I think I didn't.
Hassan was gonna make him wanted me to fly down and be by his side on election.
That's cute.
Why didn't you?
Well, because I was, I had a weekend with my uncle where I took him for his birthday, his 17th birthday.
We went to two football games back to back.
He voted for Trump.
No, I did not celebrate.
You did not vote for Trump.
No, your uncle did.
Oh, my uncle did vote for Donald Trump.
That's what I'm saying.
You should not have rewarded him.
And instead, you should have been here, ass on the seats.
I didn't watch the election with him.
I watched it with my parents.
My whole family voted for Trump, and I am never talking to them again.
Actually, I lit their houses on fire.
So, well, good for you.
Respect is what I would say.
But if I was a disgusting lib, I'm not.
I love making America great again.
And as a fan of making America great again, I'm here to tell you, once again, Donald Trump, greatest president of all time.
I'm making a right-wing pivot.
Yeah, I've decided.
I think I could be like, somebody said I look like a guy that would vote, a gay guy that would vote for Trump.
You don't even look like a gay guy.
You look like just a guy that would vote for Trump.
Wait, really?
Yes.
If you were to, no one.
I do.
Okay, so I Hassan has his Hassan has this like camo sweatshirt merch, the John Brown merch.
Yeah, but it's like no.
I get dirty ass looks when I land in California because they think that I'm like some like neurotic conservative dude that's like wearing camo.
And so I get so many fucking dirty looks that I try to be like, I used to have a sticker on the back of my phone that said, I'm so gay.
And I would just like kind of like try to show it off.
Do fake phone calls.
Hey, calling my homosexual man servant that boyfriend.
Yeah.
But anyway, yeah, I do.
I do have a lot of privilege.
So much so that people don't even believe that I'm gay when I tell them.
Not until I am inside of them do they understand.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
I'm a homosexual.
You just have to prove it to them.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying.
A lot of people are like, you don't want to do it.
And then you're like, what am I supposed to do?
Had to prove it to you.
Yeah.
They're like, I don't believe you.
Yeah.
You know?
Anyway, how's everybody doing other than the fact that the world is collapsing and we're all going to die?
I think everything's like not that bad, right?
Not yet.
He's not assuming office yet.
Yeah, everything I've done.
I did say day one.
Day one, he's starting deportation.
So that's cool.
Oh, really?
You said that?
Yeah.
You know what?
I figured out I did the math.
January 20th.
We're going to be in Japan, but you're afraid of flying, so you won't be in Japan.
I won't be here.
But we are going to be in Japan three days after the oh, I didn't even calculate that.
It's like, we're not going to Japan anymore, folks.
Lib January 6th.
No, lib6 is not.
Well, no, that'll be January 23rd.
Lib 6th.
No, that's what I mean.
Like, instead of they're not going to do like the vote certification, they're not going to infiltrate your chat.
But what if they were trying to do an inauguration January 6th?
But that would have, that's January 20th.
So three days late, you'll cover it all.
It'll be done.
That's crazy.
This is a three-day impact.
That's, I would have to be there.
No, I'll come on.
I would have to go there.
You'd have to be in DC.
Yeah, I'd do that.
You would cover.
Would you do it?
We got it.
Yeah.
Wait, that's awesome.
I've thought about that.
Have they been talking about that?
I've thought about that a lot.
Like, gay January 6th.
Like, what are like, because HVAC business owners are obviously like the Republican Party profession, right?
Like, HVAC business owners, like real estate developers, realtors.
Like, what's the most liberal job you can think of?
And people were saying, like, accountant, consultant, marketing manager.
Interior designer.
Yeah.
Designer.
And then they're all like, but the thing is, January 6th was funny because it was like all like, you know, fat MAGA hogs that flew in from like Kansas that own jet ski dealerships trying to like crawl up the fucking steps to go to the Capitol.
We just have a bunch of yoga instructors.
Yeah, like athletes, gay.
Yeah, live January 6th, like they'd be shredded.
I feel like they would be like super in shape.
That's what kills me.
Is like liberals are like generally in much better physical condition than generalize that.
You can't generalize that, but like, but I know what you mean.
No, this is actually fascinating.
I know some attractive Republicans.
Yeah.
I mean, I do too.
I mean, I don't, I've never had sex with you.
Are you sure you're not farting?
No.
A swan.
It's gotta be your dog.
Oh, oh, God.
Okay, I smell it too now.
No, it is Kaya.
Kaya.
Kaya.
Oh, get.
Get.
No, why is she doing this?
It's going through you.
It's scratching.
Kai, get, get, get.
Kai, get out of here.
I'll be honest.
In my, in your, in, in your defense, Kai, I don't smell it.
Okay, oh, she's just, she's just going to fart.
Oh, she's looking back at me.
She's looking back at me like, what did I do?
I don't know why she started farting.
Did you see it or something?
No, I finally switched her feed to adult puppy food.
Like from puppy flying to adult food.
And she's been farting a lot and it is gnarly.
And she'll fart when I'm about to go to sleep.
And it's like, it's she's snoring.
I don't know what the fuck happened to this dog.
It's weird.
She just snores all the time and farts now.
Trump's American.
It's still here.
It is.
It's like residual.
I don't smell it.
Imani, do I have COVID?
I don't think so.
Yeah.
I'm way too smart.
I just don't smell it.
But yeah, lib January 6th, you got like yoga instructors and shit.
I feel like it's going to be lit, you know.
I don't like that.
I don't think I'll go to that.
You are the biggest lib.
Yeah, no, I don't have to do that at that.
And you love flying.
I do love flying.
Yeah, we got to go to the library.
Honestly, I got to go to the women's march.
I'd go to Lib 6 for the party.
We got to go to women's march.
They're not going to allow those anymore.
There's a women's march?
Yeah.
Marching them right to the freaking kitchen.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Women's March.
Can I be there?
Would it be cut off?
There's one every I know, but it's a march for women's.
Be an ally.
I've attended the women's march.
Okay.
I go to the gay parade.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
You thought the women's march was just women?
I thought maybe it'd be weird to be like, hey, why is a man here?
What's so problematic in that word?
Do you think when women say men are trash that it's all men?
I mean, no.
Do you get butt hurt?
Do I get butthurt?
I do because it's correct.
Because I am trash.
I shame men are trash.
Yeah.
I say men are trash all the time.
Yeah.
Because they, I mean, often they are.
They are.
We all, when you say men are trash, everybody knows who you're talking about.
So if you get offended by that as a man, you are one of those men.
When I was, yeah, no, that's why I get it.
That's what it is.
When I was in, um, I used to have to do a bunch of like manager trainings and shit like that back when I was in corporate.
And I remember one manager training specifically.
I don't remember whose book it is.
I've read all of them.
Probably that Sandra one that's like, lean on me, whatever.
Some sort of training was like, hey, when managing people, if there is a minor enough offense that it's not worth like pulling someone in for a one-on-one, it is better to say, like, hey, guys, make sure at the end of every shift, everybody's taking out their garbage, right?
Even though it's just fucking like Clarissa's lazy ass that's never taken out the garbage, you make it general, and then the person it's about is going to take that personally, and that's on them, and they're going to fix that.
So when you say men are trash.
Ah, if you are taking that personally, you need to self-reflect.
No, I don't know.
It's like when people say, like, all women are sluts.
I'm like, I wish.
Okay, that's it.
Horrible.
Wait, but that's.
They do that.
Men say that men will be like, all women are unlikely.
So you think that women should reflect?
Wait, what do you mean?
There's no difference.
What are you talking about?
How is that different?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Men are trash.
Wait, I actually don't know.
All women are slut.
If you say all women are sluts and I don't actually take it personal, that means that they're just putting it at people that they're mad at.
No, that's not how that works.
I'll be honest.
I'm talking about it.
Wait, I don't understand what you're talking about because they're just mad at certain people because of themselves.
I think you're wrong.
I'm just not smart enough to defend what you're saying.
You think I'm wrong?
I think you're wrong.
I know you're wrong, but I don't know how to describe it.
I am wrong.
This is my job.
Do you want me to describe it or not?
I have a mansplain alert.
Yeah, that's okay.
I think.
Okay, sure.
Let's hear it, Hassan.
That's why you think women aren't all sluts.
Honey, let a man slot.
We think we are.
No, it's just.
Let her be a slut.
It's more so about.
Okay, slut's the wrong word because that's like a made-up word.
What?
Slut is a made-up word.
Okay, okay.
Before we dive into the etymology of the word.
It's taking back the power of slut.
Can I just say something?
We are sluts.
We like to fucking know.
It comes from.
I know.
It stems from.
I'm so tired.
It stems from the power dynamic and the structures that we exist under.
So when women are saying men are trash, right?
Yes.
Under a patriarchal society, a male-dominated society historically and right now, that is coming from a place of victimhood.
So when a woman says men are trash, it doesn't have any sort of like additional associations with it.
There's no like extra discrimination, extra systemic discrimination.
Whereas women have to be trash.
Whereas women have been objectified and notoriously ridiculed and humiliated for oftentimes expressing their sexual desires and slut shame.
It was about, okay, here was the example I meant to say.
If women say men are trash shopping.
No, shut up.
If I say men are trash and you take that personally, it's probably because you're trash.
If men were to say women are trash, I would only take that personally if I was trash.
Envy, Names, and Trump's America00:15:46
That's what I meant to say.
Slut was the wrong word.
I meant to just say trash.
I got you.
I meant to say like the same thing without thinking about it.
I just used a word.
So there's a patriarchy.
Sometimes I just be yapping.
Do you think one day we'll have a matriarchy?
No.
No?
I don't know.
Hassan, what do you think?
I mean, we've had matriarchal societies throughout culture.
And they're so fucking smart.
I can't get them on the shit.
I think like indigenous, some indigenous cultures have been matriarchal.
There is like a village in, I wonder if it's in China, if I'm not mistaken.
There's a village somewhere in Asia where it's like still a like female-dominated society.
Is it cool?
Yeah.
That's dope.
Do they like bully men?
Like flick their penises?
Yeah.
Is that what men do to women?
Do they flick their clits?
No.
No, I don't think so.
That's how men.
But I feel like if women were to discriminate against women.
That's how men do systemic violence towards women by flicking their clits.
Ow.
That would suck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even know what a clutter looks like.
No, I don't even know why we talk about politics on this.
I didn't think that was politics.
I was just saying.
Everything's politics.
That it's all men.
Yeah.
Men are a big problem.
Just kidding, guys.
I don't agree because my Lord and Savior, Donald Trump, is a man.
And for that reason, March, my Greek friend, is also agreeing.
Yeah.
Not an anchor baby.
Not an anchor baby.
Okay.
Not at all.
So remember that.
Don't worry, March.
We will protect you.
Customs and Border Patrol, Department of Homeland Security, and our brave soldiers at ICE, immigration and customs enforcement.
We are not anchor babies.
I don't even know any.
I don't know any personally either.
I don't know him.
I don't like them.
I hate them.
I don't like them.
Yeah.
Anyway, I wanted to talk about something that maybe okay.
Excuse you.
That was crazy.
That was kind of mean.
That was insane.
It was kind of mean.
That was so.
I'm delirious, guys.
I've been doing 13-hour days every day.
Part of me wants to let him because it was so mean, but the other part of me doesn't want to let him.
I feel like this is Trump's America.
Yeah.
Is this Trump's America?
Yeah, that's right.
Red-Blooded Patriots are finally taking the country back.
Well, anyway, it's about the Streamer Awards.
Yeah, no, you go ahead first.
I have something about the Stream Awards too, which I think is so funny.
You go first.
Well, mine isn't about the Streamer Awards.
I have another thing about the Stream Awards, but the thing I want to talk about now, it may be old news, but I want to talk about it because a guy with a last name, Kelsey, used one of my favorite words.
Okay?
He didn't use it.
No, he used it.
No, he used it.
Okay, so.
Do you give him the pass?
Well, I will get to it.
Let's watch this movie.
Okay, so we're going to.
Okay, should I put it into context and say what happens in the clip?
Yes.
So Travis, who's his brother?
Jason.
Jason Kelsey.
America's brother.
America's brother was walking on a college campus when he was shouted at by some random dude.
One second.
I need to add something to the story because it's important.
He wasn't just simply walking on a college campus.
He is in his home state on home turf in Pennsylvania.
This is important.
And he's also open carrying a 12-pack of beers.
And he's slamming one back while he's walking on college campus on game day.
That's awesome.
Okay, go ahead.
So some guy, random dude, yells out to him and calls him a faggot.
I think he called his brother.
Yeah.
Oh.
He called Travis Kelsey.
Let's just watch the terrible.
You fucking ruined the game.
You didn't even watch it.
Let's watch it.
I did.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One second.
One second.
Our non-anchor baby is fixing the volume.
Yeah.
This is why we should have hired an undocumented immigrant instead.
I wish we could find an undocumented immigrant somewhere to help us.
We should have hired a Mexican anchor baby instead of our fucking Greek American citizen, not an anchor baby.
Oh!
So, nothing's more gay than dating Taylor Jason.
I love that.
So the guy yells, how does it feel that your brother is a faggot and dating Taylor Swift?
For dating Taylor Swift.
I know.
That's what's important.
That is the thing that makes me gay.
I'm excited about this.
I can't.
I don't understand.
Yeah.
You don't understand?
Like, it's like, how does that make you gay?
Nothing is gayer than dating a woman.
Yeah, you should have been dating a man just saying a real man.
Goes and finds this guy and takes his phone, slams it down to the concrete and says, who's the faggot now?
Yeah, this is the alternate view.
And I just must say.
It turned you on.
It did.
I don't know what happened to me when I heard that, but I feel like this is an appropriate use of the word.
Okay, so you're giving him the pass.
I kind of want to give him the.
I think that many people have already given him the pass.
Like, we need to, this is what straight people need to do with the word.
Okay.
Don't call us.
We give it to you.
I can't maybe do this.
I don't know when I'm supposed to use it.
But like, that is what there have been so many times.
Next time I get shoulder bumped, I say, who's the faggot?
No, like, I've had this fantasy of being called a faggot and doing that exact thing and calling them a faggot right that and said, who's the faggot now?
You do.
Yeah.
Why don't you just, you can make it happen, I think.
You think I can do that?
I don't want to pick a fight.
I'm a very peaceful person.
Right?
I'm not a fighter.
Next time a Karen gets mad at you on a plane, just say.
Just call her.
You're just worried that you're going to get fucking assassinated by a dude in a Ford pickup drug because, you know, you called them the F-slur.
Well, I just, I don't know.
It's just like a white nationalist.
I do, I do feel.
Because I feel like, you know, if some of these people that are so homophobic, you call them the F-slur, it would really hurt them.
Like, they would feel so.
I don't know if they feel anything.
I think, no, they'd be like, I'm not one of those.
And they get really angry because they're not secure with themselves.
Well, I think most of the time, most homicobic people are projecting to some capacity.
They're just mad that they can't live their real life.
Yeah.
If you're homophobic, you're probably a little gay.
Probably.
Genuinely.
Yeah.
Probably.
Or you're really mad that you have like some suppressed feelings about never being able to live your life to the fullest.
And so you see people that are really being themselves and you're so envious that you want to call them names.
That's so true.
Damn.
It is true.
Do you think that's how Jason felt?
Yeah.
Do you think I'm pumped off?
Like, don't call my brother gay.
I was looking at some comments on Twitter.
They were like, they were like, wow, he's forgiven and he can top me.
All the gays love this.
The gay community love this.
You know what I love right now?
I love the world turning on Mu Dang.
Oh, yeah.
Don't even bring her up.
It is my most favorite thing in the entire world.
We're cooking her like a brisket.
If you guys don't know, Mudang predicted that Donald Trump was going to be our president.
I'm an advocate of Mudang from day one.
It was unfortunate that she voted for Donald Trump.
However, there's this, there's my favorite Twitter post so far.
She's 100% correct so far.
It's a picture of her that says like Mu Dang predicts the next president.
And someone retweeted and they said, predict a salad, fatty.
Just so many unhinged Mu Dang quote tweets right now.
I'm saying to Fear and Nation, if you see them, please tag me in them.
They make me so happy.
We're taking her.
We're taking her ass out.
We're eating her.
There's no fucking show.
I love her so much.
I think it's a good thing.
Very cute, she was all cute and shit, and now all of a sudden, you know, her career's falling off, and immediately right-wing pivot.
Fuck you, Mudang.
That's what I gotta say.
Will hated Mudang from the jump, so I guess he was right on that front.
All I'm gonna say is that's Will projecting because he hates he hated himself when he was fat.
And Mudang is a cute little fatty, and he's jealous that she gets to be a cute little fatty, and he doesn't.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Everything's projection.
This Austin will understand this joke, I think, but it's uh Alan Lickman and his fucking 13 keys failed spectacularly where Mudang rose from the ashes.
That fucking goddamn hippos smarter than Mr. Political Scientist, that fucking Justin Bieber fuck-ass cut.
Mr. Lick, you were happy because, bro, because it's fucking bullshit.
This guy tried to predict the election with 13 keys, and they were all like just random.
But he would always be like, I'm the one who turns the keys, and I'm turning the keys.
And all these fucking liberals were like so excited.
They're like, Ugh, all these liberals.
My, I was not you were not a key guy.
You were not a key guy.
I wasn't a key guy.
You're too me-pilled to be a key guy.
No, no, I literally was on the phone with my mom, and I'm like, I had to pause myself.
And I'm like, oh my God, I'm Hassan now.
I feel like I'm Hassan talking to me four years ago.
It's just like so.
I was on the phone with my mom.
I was like, mom, you have to improve their material conditions.
Mom, you have to improve their material conditions in order for them to, you know.
No, I think I have an army of you in my community because, like, I'm getting reports back from my brave, loyal soldiers in the chat being like, no, my mom gets it now.
Like, my mom gets it out too.
They're like, my mom and dad.
I talk to them.
They're like, yeah, we got to go more progressive.
This shit is like unacceptable.
I told my parents, I was like, you got to think about it.
Think about it.
Instead of blaming minorities, think about, did the Democrats do anything to get these people to go vote for them?
Yeah, they didn't.
They actively pushed them away.
So anyway, now let's get into politics.
We're not doing politics.
If you could call anybody the F-Slur, who would it be?
Hassan.
Hassan?
Yeah.
Really?
Just casually for me.
Just imagine I walk in the house one day and I say, good evening.
Yeah.
And then I just rip it.
He calls me.
You would laugh so hard.
Yeah, but if I said you'd hit different.
I only call you the F-sler when you called me the F-sler.
I'm just kidding, y'all.
He never called me the F-sler.
That's not true.
I've called you the F-Slur.
He loves it.
No, I do.
I think it's funny.
I think it's funny.
It takes me back to my old, my roots.
Give him a little.
Yeah, girl.
Give him a little nipple twister.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Fuck his hair up a little bit.
Fuck yeah.
I'm all into that.
And then he gets a boner.
It's awkward.
I know.
I don't get hard when you do that.
Come on, man.
Come on, that shit's gay.
Trump's president now.
I have exciting news.
Wait, hold on.
What?
Who would you call the F-Slur?
Oh, I said Mudang.
Okay, Ted Cruz.
You can call any, you can do that.
Fuck that Ted Cruz.
Tweet it right now.
I'm going to tweet it right now.
Fuck that Ted Cruz.
I can't.
I've got a brand.
I know.
Happened to me, too.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
You're just letting her rip.
Anyway, I, this is exciting news for specifically me and Hassan.
I, forever ago, I know.
We're engaged.
No.
Why did you let them know?
I already got you that ring.
The aura ring.
Yeah.
You guys keep trying to push that will they want them.
Don't try.
The one between Hassan and I. There's a cop.
There's an entire like.
No, it's like, it's like, because you have aura.
That's why you have W Riz.
You're so skibbity.
Anyway, me or him.
Quit interrupting women.
Trump's not president.
Yeah.
Biden's still president.
Okay, so Hassan and I are big fans of a very niche franchise.
What?
Provost Most Eligible.
No.
So no.
If you don't know what this is, Provost Most Eligible is a YouTube channel where they essentially do The Bachelor, but with a bunch of people from BYU, Idaho, and it is cinema.
It has some of my favorite moments.
I endorse it.
Some of my favorite lines.
Wait, I'm going back.
I'm going back to the tank right now.
You're such a kiss-hungry harlot.
That's what lip hungry.
Sorry.
Lip hungry.
You're such a lip-hungry harlot.
And there was that very obviously, he's come out as bi, but he at the time, he was very, he was very, it was clear.
It was like, you know.
You call him an effort?
Yeah.
And there was that one girl who just like wanted to have babies right away and was just like talking about how she talks to her babies and they're not real.
And just I interviewed one of the girls.
Yeah.
It's an incredible series on YouTube.
It holds up.
I recently, recently, I re-watched it like two years ago on stream.
It's amazing.
I've told Caroline she needs to watch it.
It's great.
Those people are like 30 now.
They're incredible.
I don't care where they are.
They can do it when they're 75.
I don't care.
It's incredible.
And so forever ago, it's like they, they have two seasons and all of a sudden they stopped.
And so forever ago, I DM'd them and I said, what's up?
What's the holdup?
Where's season three?
I said, where is it?
And they're like, oh, we like, you know, it's like expensive.
And I was like, I've got two sponsors with your name on it.
You made it happen?
I said, I said, you need some money.
You put me down to sponsor it?
Yes.
What the fuck?
Yes.
I said, you need some money?
Like, I will throw money at the problem.
And you told him you.
No, I just was going to steal some.
Oh.
But I knew he'd like it.
Because it's, I said, I would be happy to sponsor as long as we can like ethically react to your content on stream.
And they were like, that's amazing.
They, I will, I'm leaking, but their first response to me was like, we'd love to involve you in the show.
Will you and Hassan fly down to Provo and be in the show?
And I was like.
You said yes, right?
I said, I don't fly.
Beauty.
I said, thank God.
My ass is not going to fucking, where is it, BYU?
Money, Ethics, and Stream Sponsorship00:06:53
BYU.
Are you kidding me that way?
What is that?
It's so funny.
You should do it.
Anyway, let's go.
They announced on their Instagram that they're working on season three anyway.
I don't know at what capacity will help.
I told them we'd give them some monies.
How many views did it get?
I don't know.
It wasn't that poppin'.
It wasn't that poppin', but it's amazing.
It's incredible.
Like, I think, like, I think Noel might have reacted to it as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's not, it can't be, admittedly, like, I'm not out here like big buck Jenkins.
It can't be that expensive to produce.
Like, and it's like.
So you're paying for it?
No, Okay.
I'm not paying for the whole thing.
I just offered if they need help.
Like, because I want to make it happen.
It's so good.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
Their first response is like a plane.
Judy's the fucking Mormon at heart.
She just wants Mormons.
I just want them to thrive.
Have children.
No, it's so good.
It's so good.
You can drive.
Yeah, I could, I guess.
Okay, I have a flight slash.
You're not excited about it.
No, I am.
Okay.
Yeah, I am excited about it.
And I'm down.
If you fly, I'm down to go there.
There's not been a plane crash in a long time.
There was literally one last week.
Five people.
Wait, that's stupid.
Nobody, I mean, we nobody dies.
No, no, no.
We care about those people and God bless them.
That's why he says he doesn't care.
Bless their soul, but you're not going to be flying with them.
I'm not.
Well, I can't.
They're dead.
Why?
No, but like, unfortunately.
In commercial air travel.
And we can baptize them post-mortem style when we go to Provo YouTube.
You don't have a template.
I had a flight.
I'm technically.
I actually don't know.
I don't know how to tell if I'm still a member of the church.
I sent a letter, but I don't know if they took my stuff.
Can you get special underwear?
Yeah.
Garments?
I can get special underwear.
Well, we don't have a temple recommend.
We'd have to have someone sneak into the place to buy it.
I could totally get it.
I mean, we could buy some on the black market for sure.
I could run.
We could buy garments.
Black market garments.
I could be a Trojan horse.
I wanted to be out there looking like Mitt Romney.
Let me see.
I bet you can just buy them online.
Okay.
Well, aren't you chilling?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Okay.
I have an announcement.
A set.
I'm going to Oxford.
Oh, yes, you are.
With March.
Thanks for the interview, boys.
I have shortened my trip deliberately.
Specifically, so I can arrive the day of the motherfucking streamer award so I can come to the goddamn streamer.
Yeah.
So I can come to the goddamn streamer awards afterwards.
Oh, you're crazy for me.
Okay, cutie.
I have a question about the streamer awards.
What?
You're sitting in the fucking nosebleeds.
You're sitting in the nosebleeds.
Yes.
What?
That's why I'm coming.
I'm not going to make you sit.
Okay.
But there is a new rule that was passed.
A new rule.
That I saw that Hoscourt made me aware of.
It's true.
No, you have to be to be eligible for an award.
You have to have over 200 streaming hours.
Oh, that's not a new rule.
It isn't.
How the fuck did I get eligible last time?
Because I believe it was shared.
That's why.
Oh, thank God.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been eligible.
I thought that was that wasn't a new rule.
Nope.
It's actually lowered.
It used to be 400 hours.
Oh, thank you so much.
You're so awesome.
That's so nice.
You're so aware.
I was like, man, I got to be close.
And then I looked and I was like, oh, I have streamed 20 hours this year.
Oh, buddy.
I'm streaming eight hours this weekend.
What are you doing?
I've got a tub show on Saturday with Peach and Seer.
And then on Sunday, I've got a Lover Host with me.
Oh, my gosh.
We had the funniest idea on my stream.
20 hours this year.
Yes.
And I did do the calculation.
I streamed 20 hours in the last year.
It's not about one-upping each other.
Yeah, please.
By the way, yeah.
Must have privilege.
You don't have a vocal polyp like I do.
Okay.
I've got a benign vocal polyp.
Benign.
I can't.
I've got a medical condition that makes it so I can only stream 20 hours a year, you insensitive jerk.
Bitch.
Okay, what was your idea?
Skill issue.
We were talking on my stream.
He's doing a love of host for NMP, which is funny.
It's very 2019.
Yeah.
And so we were like, are you kidding me?
It's on its way back.
You know who asked me to do Lover Host?
Who?
Lacey.
Do it.
I'm going to.
Who is in here?
You need to do 20v1s.
No, I'm sticking to it.
You can call him Lover Host, but you need to do him in person.
Yes.
But I couldn't do that.
But I will.
But I got to call it Lover.
I like the host.
I like the.
But you're talking about different.
I'm just saying, do it the setup of the person.
I want to do in-person.
Yeah, that's impossible.
Anyway, we were on stream.
We were talking about it.
We're like, how funny would it be if I threw on a black wig, came back as dark cutie for like 10 minutes and was just mean to every single person and then left.
Wait, like you guys basically be like, just fucking torch everybody and be like, y'all don't.
This is like, I made this show.
Yeah.
And just you're, we can hear you walking down the hall, loosey-goosey, like just like say all the most rank, horrible things you can come up with.
It would trash the whole episode because nobody would be able to top it.
I know.
But I couldn't do it because then, you know.
Yeah.
Because take the wig off at some point.
Nobody would know.
No one would know.
Dark Cutie's back.
Nobody would know.
No.
Cutie.
What?
What?
Pure face chain wearing certified phase clan member.
Yeah.
This week, brother Banks disappointed some and maybe shocked the world.
Oh, he voted for Trump?
By coming out and not only endorsing Donald Trump, but also defending his endorsement on the Hassan Abbey broadcast at twitch.tv slash Hassan Abbey.
He went on your stream and defended it?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
He did.
That is a I'm sorry.
Now that you've heard this, now that this information has been revealed to you, are you still phasing up or are you phasing down?
Oh, I'm phasing up always.
Yeah.
Thanks for asking.
It was a true question.
No, when she joined the organization, it was unconditional.
I also voted.
Yeah.
We filled them all out together.
Look, respectfully.
And then we went and made out with girls.
Respectfully to him is not very surprising to me.
Why not?
He's rich.
Yeah, just I looked at him and then I said men are trash.
No, I said men are trash.
You could, I could literally, if he was like in that video, the Jubilee video, Trump, or I could just look at him.
Dude, my most favorite Banks thing I've seen lately, there's this picture that was posted of Banks making out with a girl on bleachers.
And someone was like, photo of Banks and Madison Beer making out.
And then Banks replies to it.
He's like, I don't know who that was, but that was Madison Beer.
Which is just so funny.
Banks, Madison Beer, and Messy Politics00:08:14
I'm like, oh my God.
Anyway, he's a messy bitch.
I'll say it.
I respect his right to vote in this democracy.
Although I fundamentally disagree.
Well, have you seen the jokes about how like when Trump removes the 22nd Amendment and it's Obama coming back to run?
Yeah.
It's a funny idea.
Wait, I saw that too.
And I kind of got, don't look at me.
Don't.
Okay.
Because I've been reformed as a liberal.
Like, I don't have, but I do have the, like, I do relapse every once in a while.
What do you mean?
Like, I start to like get, because I understand like I understand why the Democrats keep losing.
Like, I know why the Democrats keep losing and I understand like fundamentally what the problems are.
But then I get like this tingle when I hear like Obama's name.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, Obama is dope.
Makes me so horny.
Well, he's not coming back.
That's not how it works.
Yeah, I know.
Also, he sucks.
Yeah, I know.
Hassan don't like him, but I like him because he so cares.
But no, look, I understand what he did.
He doesn't like anyone.
Who do you like?
He ruined Churchill for me, which is for, I makes, makes sense.
I didn't know he was bad until he said that.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I said.
Great.
Sorry.
My dry cleaner just came.
Wow.
Wow, he's got a dry cleaner.
My mom.
Imagine being rich.
My mom ordered dry cleaning for something.
She's snoring.
Kaya.
No, she's growling.
She knows she's snoring.
She was clocked in.
No, she's right here.
She's staring at the door, growling.
I thought she was laying down.
No, she's right there.
Oh, she's looking skinny.
So it's just the two of us.
Just the two of us.
Just the two of us.
What do you think about Jay Schlatt's Christmas song?
I haven't heard it yet.
But I was laughing because I saw his tweet today.
Quick call me a schlagget.
I love that.
I didn't hear it, but I love.
I saw the album cover.
It's a Christmas, a very, like a very 1999 Christmas, and I freaking love it.
I love it.
I love when people sing.
I wish I could sing.
Did he, you can sing.
I'm like, fine.
Are you dropping a Christmas album?
I wish.
Wait, I was thinking about dropping like a Fiorand Christmas album.
Marsh.
Is this schlatt thing?
What?
We're going to talk about the schlatt thing?
Yeah.
Oh, I listened to it.
It's fucking incredible.
Is it?
Yes.
And it's going to shock the world.
Well, why don't we listen to it?
Well, on the paywall.
Oh, is it out already?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, let's do it on the paywall.
When I heard it, I could not believe it.
Wow.
Yeah, Austin is going to be so jealous.
Wait, why?
He can make an album.
I can make an album.
I can sing.
He's just busy.
Yeah, I'm busy.
Thank you.
Thank you for a voice.
I have a Tubb show and a level of Polly.
And a Polyp.
And a Polyp.
Thank you.
Yeah, but it will add to his raspiness.
It'll make his voice more unique.
It's just like a substitute for the F-slur for you.
You can't just.
He's going to call me a polyp.
Stupid polyp.
You fucking polyp.
That's what they're going to start calling me.
Black boy Max called Jason a peon.
What does that mean?
And it's like stuck stuck around.
So everyone calls him a peon.
It's kind of funny.
Is it just like a made-up slur?
No, it's just like a peon.
What pawn?
Like a pawn?
Like a low-level little guy.
Like a low-level soldier girl.
Yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
Just kind of funny.
Yeah.
I want more creative slurs.
Yeah, I agree.
We should make one up.
Wow.
What?
Why 55% of white women voted for Donald Trump, including Cutie Cinderella?
All women are trash.
55% of white women, huh?
How does it feel to be a white woman?
It's all right, I guess.
Must be nice.
It's all right.
Yeah.
I'm doing fine.
I'm okay.
Like, whatever.
I had some other things to talk about.
Uh-huh.
I want to look at the Grammy nominations.
Oh.
Oh, speaking of the Grammys and the Grammy nominations, Chapel Roan undefeated.
Everyone needs to suck her dick.
Wow.
Okay.
Because if Chappell would have done Kamala's thing, Kamala would have won.
Just saying.
That's crazy.
You're wrong.
Everyone yelled at Chapel Roan when she was like, listen, guys, I'm not endorsing Kamala Harris because of obviously Gaza.
And also because the Democrats are not that great on trans issues.
And everyone was like, uh, girl.
Like, there was like 35-year-old, 40-year-old, like, doctor-influencer guys that were like living out on the fucking timeline, embarrassing, disgusting, being like, uh, girl, who's, which planet are you living on?
Like, oh, the Democrats are not pro-trans.
The election ends.
Okay.
And immediately the Democrats are like, we just didn't say fuck trans people enough.
That's why we lost, I think, the election.
That's like literally what the main MSNBC no doubt.
They're like, people don't want trans people in sports.
Yeah.
It's like, nobody, nobody made that argument.
It's like nobody made that argument.
Also, the trans ad that the Republicans ran was unsuccessful.
It was unsuccessful.
It was like polled to be like, nobody gives a I actually had a solution for, okay, you know, Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala.
Guys, that didn't matter.
Well, listen, you know what?
Oh, by the way.
I'm curious if this is legal.
Can I explain this?
I have a thing.
You have to tell me if it's legal or not.
I genuinely believe.
So Maya didn't say who to vote for, right?
But Maya Higa, she did a sticker for sticker thing.
So if you sent in a picture of your sticker, Alvea sent you a sticker just as a way to encourage people to get out there and vote because activism is great.
And so I genuinely believe that if Taylor Swift would have done a sticker for sticker, there would have been more votes.
I don't think that's illegal.
Is that?
Could Taylor do that?
It's not illegal, but also.
She should have only done it in the swing stage.
Also, simultaneously, you have to do that.
I don't think you want.
I don't think you want somebody's fucking Swifties to vote.
You know what I'm saying?
I think.
But if they are obsessed with her, wouldn't they just follow her?
I think I think it could be.
I think Republicans would troll the shit out of that too.
Also, I mean, what it matters.
This election showed, once again, rich people and famous people got no motion.
Okay.
You're fucking motionless.
You got no juice.
You got no aura.
You got no pull.
I thought my mom.
Every fucking, every celebrity was like, oh my God, Kamala Harris.
And then what happened?
Nobody fucking voted for Kamala Harris.
10 million less votes this time around.
I think they got, I think we, the people, got a little lazy, Brug.
A little lazy bug.
Well, they didn't.
No.
They just, Americans, well, I think Americans are tired.
I think we're tired.
You can get into it.
I don't want to get into it.
We can do it in an election show.
Like, this is the election.
Look, here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
Americans did what Americans do.
They're reactionary voters.
That's part of it.
But also, the Democrats didn't do anything to encourage people to go out and vote.
You mean they didn't say anything to vote for them?
Like, they didn't positive argument.
Joe Biden was a historically unpopular president.
And what did the Harris campaign do?
They ran towards Joe Biden.
The Biden campaign made a mistake in 2020.
They thought it was a mandate for Joe Biden.
It was a mandate against Donald Trump.
They compounded that mistake in 2022 when the midterms and thought that was a mandate for Joe Biden.
And it was a mandate against Roe v. Wade.
And so that's why Biden was such a cocky fuck and decided that he wanted to run again.
He thought he could win.
And he drops out too late.
They go to the Harris campaign.
And there's a bunch of fucking Biden loyalists in that campaign that still thought that Americans liked Joe Biden.
And the only problem with Joe Biden was the fact that he was a fucking old guy.
And it was wrong.
And they ran right to him.
Am I right on this?
I think Michelle Obama should have ran.
Yeah.
Do you think Michelle Obama would have won?
Do you think if Taylor Swift ran for president, she'd win?
Election Mandates and Late Withdrawals00:06:02
Oh, yes.
That would be crazy.
As a Republican.
You think?
Yeah.
She would never run as a Republican.
I think I could run for office.
No.
Fuck it.
Why not?
Go ahead.
I think I could.
I'd be really good shaking hands with people.
I'm working the lines that we'll make it happen.
Would you run for office?
No.
No?
Do you think I could be a politician?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I need a little work.
Are you fucking slimy enough?
No, I need a little work.
Look at me.
You saw me in the suit of the DNC with shaking hands.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you are built like a politician.
And I mean that as an insult.
Yeah.
I mean that in a derogatory manner.
God, I hate politics.
That's not true.
I love politics.
Politics are so entertaining, cutie.
You'd be so entertained right now if you were.
I don't think so.
They're so fucking fun.
We do need a girly pop in the world to just explain politics like a girly pop.
Like in what way?
Like just being like, yeah.
And then he said this about her.
And there was a lot of people.
I don't know what happened.
They killed her.
No.
They're like, she's educating the girly pops.
I've got something that gay nation cares about.
There is no gay nation.
Yes, there is a gay nation.
Okay, my bad.
This is old news, though.
Why are you coming in here with stale-ass bread after fucking being in a goddamn vacuum-sealed sauna for a fucking week?
Two stories back to back, Jason Kelsey, and now another stale story.
I'm sorry I missed a week of the podcast.
Wow.
You fucking stayed.
I slept through the moment.
I didn't have a voice.
No.
Because this motherfucker, Cutie, is terrible to schedule with and it's in his fucking house.
No, he's trying to.
Cutie wrote, I'm going to come up with a bunch of people.
I went on a strike.
Cutie.
So having a hunger strike.
Cutie wrote a 400-word essay on how, pleading with the group on how we need a consistent day to film.
And she poured her heart out and she said, please, please, can we get a consistent day?
No response from anybody.
Actually, somebody did respond and just fucking ignored everything that she said.
He responded.
It was him.
Ignored everything she said.
And I stepped in and I said, we need a day.
And then they ignored me.
And then eventually.
But this doesn't, none of this excuse me.
It was skipping a week.
It was crazy.
People.
I like that you're going to be able to do that.
You skipped a week.
Yeah, because I took my uncle to a football game.
Two baseball games.
There will be weeks that we miss.
However, voting for Trump.
From here on out.
Because of you.
We are recording Wednesdays at 7 p.m.
And if you show up, you're on it.
If you don't, you're fucking not.
That's right.
We're recording now at a different time.
If it's just me, Austin, and Marsh, it's just me, Austin, and Marsh.
God damn it.
We're recording on Friday night at 10 p.m.
This is my fourth day of doing like 10 hours.
We have podcast fans that are eager to watch us.
Yeah, I know.
There are hardworking Americans that watch us and working closely.
Also, I apologize for not responding.
I've just been.
You never responded.
I never responded.
Election or not?
You never responded.
You were a terrible responder.
You are.
I was having a mental health crisis because you made me feel guilty for not going on your street.
I told him I was going to kill myself.
That's what I did.
I said, Hassan, I'm going to kill myself because you're making me feel guilty.
No response.
I can be directing you.
I was having a mental health crisis and Hassan's response was, he can deal with that and sit and stir.
I had to call people.
I was like, I also thought that you'd be too traumatized to want to come on the show because Kamala was.
This motherfucker is on his election show, right?
And people are like, where's Austin?
And Hassan responds.
He's like, oh, I reached out to him.
He didn't respond.
No, no, I didn't say that.
No, you did.
Did I say that?
Yeah, you're like, oh, yeah, he didn't reply.
That's what he said.
I wonder if, did I Discord DM you or did I?
No, you didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
I had to reach out to him.
Maybe I thought I texted you.
Dude, by the way, that guy was so fucking annoyed by me on that show.
He was so annoyed.
Nah, he because he's a, he's very young and he's an, like, he's, he's like, his claim to fame was like correctly predicting a lot of elections.
So I think he was just like watching his career fall apart right in front of his eyes.
Wait, did he predict Kamala Harris would win?
Yeah, yeah.
He was pretty confident about that.
So I think that's the reason why he was like, I was kind of upset.
I mean, he's a very smart guy.
I like him.
But yeah, it was a very sad evening.
I had my parents over.
I had to like hold my mind.
For me, I was so, I guess, like ready for a resounding defeat.
Even if it wasn't, like, even if Kamala won, I was already bummed.
You know what I mean?
So I was just like, the state of affairs is fucked regardless of who wins.
It was like a night cutie.
I don't know if you followed it, but it was like every from the moment.
Oh, I watched.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From the moment, like the best results she had all night.
I watched Sketch.
She had immaculate coverage of the election.
That's awesome.
That's crazy.
You didn't watch it.
It was amazing.
He had like a green screen and he was pacing back and forth.
That's awesome.
And he was like, uh-oh, someone have bombed the ballot boxes.
This just didn't.
It's the Rizzler.
And I was like, that's crazy.
The Rizzler bombs someone.
Oh, gosh.
That's awesome.
It was good.
How does it feel?
Well, Trump still won no matter who I watched.
That's true.
At least I had some fun.
That's true.
You didn't even watch me for election night coverage.
You were admittedly a little depressing.
Yeah.
She was having fun.
The sketch was awesome.
She was spamming W's in the chat.
Yeah, I was laughing my little head off.
Yeah, that's right.
It was crazy.
That's right.
I mean, look.
Basketball Conversations and Team Colors00:04:10
What the fuck, dude?
The content out of this presidency is.
Wait, didn't your boyfriend also cover the election?
Yeah.
Ludwig covered the election?
No, why would I watch him?
He covered the election.
Y'all are watching the same map.
Sketch was on the ground.
Oh my god.
Good feedback.
If I would have known everybody was coming to the election, I would have called in all over the place.
Yeah, you should have called Sketch.
I should have.
Because I'm like now, I'm got the pretty, like, I'm actually very proud of myself.
I hold up in a lot of political discussions now, more so than I ever used to.
It took me two weeks to learn all this shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
I want to learn about basketball.
Two weeks.
Yeah.
I want to hold up in basketball conversations.
Yeah.
I think that's my new thing.
I hate basketball.
Oh, I used to like it.
What basket?
What, like, you want to hold up in conversations?
I want to be like, I want someone to be like, oh, yeah, I've been thinking Kevin Garnett isn't as good.
And I'm like, dude, KG, he's crazy.
Kevin Garnett retired like almost a decade ago.
That's my problem.
You see?
I'm a little behind.
What about Chris Paul?
Where is he at?
He's still playing.
How about Scotty Pippin?
That's insane.
That's like fucking 58 years old.
Scotty Pippin.
Speaking of getting old.
Uh-huh.
Well, I want you to face it.
Well, the one guy, I like him.
I like him.
His son's name is Deuce.
Jason.
Frick.
I had his name and I liked him.
I watched him in the thing and he brings his son to the games.
And his son got to watch him on Christmas.
What are you saying?
I'm just trying to be.
What are the words that are words are coming out of your mouth, but making no dang sense?
Jason, what's his name?
Jason DeRudy.
Is he kid?
No.
I got it, guys.
It was Jason Tatum.
Duh.
He's on the Celtics.
Okay.
I'm a Jason Tatum fan.
He seems nice.
I'm a LeBron.
I like LeBron.
I've always liked LeBron.
I know some people don't like LeBron.
I've always liked him.
Yeah, they're white supremacists.
So that's not a.
They don't like him.
If he's a white, you don't like LeBron.
You're a white supremacist.
I like LeBron.
I like Anthony Edwards.
Okay.
Tom Brady.
You're just now naming people that were in the Olympics team.
I watched the documentary.
I named them.
Thank you.
I remember.
I'm so there's one guy.
I can't remember his name for the life of me, but he's on the other team in LA.
Not the Clippers, not the Clippers.
Lakers.
Not the Lakers.
There's three.
There's another one.
It's like kind of far away.
You know what I'm talking about?
Their colors are black.
They have a black color for their team logo.
We have three NBA teams in LA.
Two NBA.
Really?
Clippers and the Lakers.
Where's Sacramento?
Kings.
That's Sacramento.
Where's Sacramento?
Northern California.
That's California.
That's three.
Yeah, we have more than that.
You said LA.
No, you said LA.
Oh.
LA is California.
My apologies, officer.
Take me away.
My bad.
There's also the Golden State Warriors.
California has many teams.
Well, but the Kings have black in their logo.
California has too many teams.
So you should have known as soon as they said black because Clippers are like blue.
And like Clippers are black and red, too.
No, not in my head.
They feel blue.
That's like their aura.
Like Golden State Warriors.
They have like yellow.
Wait, who do you?
No, that's Golden State Warriors.
I know.
They're like yellow.
No, they're blue and yellow.
Yeah, but they give more yellow to me.
The LA Lakers started.
And they're also yellow, but like a different shade of yellow.
They're like gold.
No, I would say the Golden State Warriors are like gold gold.
Oh, yeah.
But then Lakers are like bright yellow.
And then the Kings are like black.
And then like the Clippers are like blue.
LA Lakers doesn't make sense.
It used to be the Minneapolis Lakers.
What do you mean?
They always move around.
They were from Minnesota.
That's why they were same colors as you can.
And the Utah Jazz was from Louisiana.
Oh, that makes sense.
It was jazz music.
That's true.
I'll tell you what, Utah is not known for their jazz.
No, they are.
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So that makes no good.
Really aren't known for their jets.
Anyway, I'm going to learn more about basketball.
We're going to quiz you next show.
Okay.
Yeah.
Learn your basketball.
And then we'll, him and I don't know shit about basketball.
Okay, well, he fakes it.
He like plays it at the park and I just want to like, yeah.
I always want to hold up in a conversation.
I know a little bit.
Do you guys feel?
And I've been feeling this, and I got an example for this.
No one cares.
Just kidding.
Look, I feel like I'm getting old.
I was talking to this guy, and he's like 25 or 24.
Oh, he's 23.
And he's 21.
No, he was 23.
He's 20.
No, no.
And he was like.
Now he's 19.
No, no, no, no, come on.
And he just went, he just went out and he's like, pumpkin.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Like, what?
Like, there's just these memes that are happening out there.
And I can't even, like, that's a meme or something.
Like, people are out there going, pumpkin.
And I don't know what the fuck that.
And he just kept saying it over and over again.
And it's like this trend.
And I heard it.
My pull it up.
Pumpkin meme.
I know it's a trend, but I don't get it.
Like, I just don't get it.
Can somebody call Jason?
I feel like talking about pumpkins.
I feel like I'm fucking old as shit.
Pumpkin.
Like, what is it?
Yeah, look at this.
Man can't even control the fucking windows right here.
What's happening?
You just searched.
Did you just search pumpkin on TikTok?
Let him search pumpkin.
Bro, why don't you just look up virals?
That one has 7.4 million plays.
Maybe with the Down syndrome.
Okay, well, let's watch it.
What is this?
Pumpkin.
Is that it?
So that must be the origin.
Well, wow, I guess this is incredibly problematic, and I do apologize.
I didn't know that that was the origin of that.
It seems friendly enough.
I think, well, you know what?
I think that's powerful.
I think it's friendly enough.
Good for him.
You're the one making him weird.
No, no, I think it's great.
Okay.
All right.
I just think it's wonderful.
When you panic, you get so funny.
I think it's wonderful, and I support all of it.
I love Down syndrome.
I think it's great.
No one didn't think that you did.
For the record.
I just want to say that I'm for it.
Okay.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him recover.
I just want to let you know.
You pro what?
I mean, I know that it is what it is, and I align with it.
You can be a politician.
Let him do his thing.
Let him do his thing.
Look, look, look.
Let him do his fucking thing.
I just want to say.
Don't make it fucking weird.
I just want to say.
United States of America.
We're all God's children.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
Austin Show running for Congressional District 1 in California.
Finds himself in quite the condition of university After reaction to viral video, I think I'd be an excellent, yeah.
Right there, you killed it.
Your crisis management is excellent.
I do think so, yeah, it was pretty good.
Oh, I think I'd kill him.
Yeah, uh, what are we out?
Oh, wow, we're gonna head to the Patreon.
We're gonna talk about the Grammys.
That's right.
We're gonna talk about Jay Schlott's songs.
That's right.
We're going to talk about stuff and more politics.
And more politics.
And don't forget, streamer awards voting starts today.
That's right.
Vote, vote, vote.
Vote like you're developing.
What time does this come?
Did I get nominated?
I can't say.
Oh, I didn't get nominated, did I?
Yeah, because I don't have stream enough.
But did I get nominated like just in case that you don't?
What did you get nominated for?
I don't know.
I didn't even, I didn't advocate for anything.
Wait.
There was no category.
There's no category for you, Austin.
There was no category.
I will.
Hey, I'll leak it now.
As a little spoiler for you guys, because nominees come out at noon.
Austin show did not get nominated.
That's fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Did I get nominated?
You'll have to see it.
She eliminated my category.
Okay.
There's nothing.
You need to give me some job or they're going to tell me nepotism.
I'll be the flower boy.
There's lots of nepotism.
I'll be the flower boy.
Okay.
You're going to be in the nosebleeds.
No, I need a table.
Please.
You guys there.
Spin the shot.
I'm going to ask you a brutal question.
If you don't answer, you have to take the shot.
Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Yes.
What if we did it on the podcast?
Oh, come on.
Let's do it.
Quit.
You're not.
I saw Atlanta Slayer spin the bottle on the podcast.