The Halloween Special | Fear& blends chaotic personal anecdotes with bizarre debates, ranging from a UCF professor fired over stalker Hello Kitty photos to explicit discussions on erections in Japanese onsens. Hosts dissect interpersonal conflicts involving "daddy-dom" accusations and gender-affirming care while planning Disney trips and mocking plastic surgery. Ultimately, the episode exposes the group's volatile dynamic where trivial social norms clash with serious allegations of harassment and stalking. [Automatically generated summary]
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Roller Coaster Drama00:14:32
He's gonna be really mad though because I'm not gonna go on roller coasters, but you guys can go on roller coasters without me.
It's not gonna be a problem.
I'm not gonna go on roller coasters.
It's an exhaust.
Who's gonna hold it?
You have to go.
You have to go on the roller coasters.
You have to go on the roller coaster.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast for your favorite local podcast family.
Oh, fuck.
I bought that.
I'm sorry.
You come in from out of town.
I do.
I come in from out of town.
Not my favorite.
Not your favorite?
Yeah.
Not your favorite.
No, we know we're not your favorite.
We know.
You know how we have a bone to pick first.
I have bones.
Three of us.
Yeah, that's right.
I have bones to pick with everyone here involved, including March.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Pick your bone.
No, you love it.
Before we start, Hassan is going to make an incredible endorsement on this podcast at the end.
So just watch the whole thing.
I brought costumes for Oogie Boogie Bash.
We're going to get in them now.
And we are back.
Let's go.
Keep this facial hair on for as long as possible, but I don't think it's going to last long.
You have beautiful Disney Prince or Disney villain hair.
Yeah.
To begin with.
You had an ugly ass wig.
He had to take coffee.
Yeah, like I thought that the wig that cutie made you wear was disrespectful to your hair.
She didn't get me a lace front, which is just ridiculous.
Like, what are we doing here?
I forgot.
I'm the secretary.
My bad.
Amateur hour.
I think you, I love what you did with me.
Austin saw that I was busting off the sleeves off the Peter Pan and immediately was like, I want to do.
Yeah, of course.
You freaking slug.
Oh, yeah.
God bless.
You need to show him your leg.
Show off your legs.
Look at this.
Look at the glittery.
He's Twinker Bell.
Wow.
Yeah, look at that.
I'm Twinker Bell.
I'm excited.
If you guys don't know, we've got Peter Pan, Twinker Bell, Captain Hook.
Peter Pan.
And I am Wendy.
Twinker Bell.
And Marsha's Smee, but he's not wearing his costume yet.
Okay.
So will they, won't they?
It's happening again.
Yeah, the children version.
What?
Oh, we're children.
I get it.
Okay.
So we're going to go to Oogie Boogie Bash.
Are we going to be the only adults there?
No, it's actually mostly adults.
Okay.
Good.
I think because the tickets are so expensive.
Are people going to?
Oh, by the way, I found out something.
What did you find out?
We can't go to Star Wars again.
Yeah.
I take responsibility.
Look at me like it's my fault.
I take response.
No, that is quite literally your fault.
How?
I take responsibility.
That's the thing we want to go see.
It's Oogie Boogie Bash.
It's not at Star Wars land.
That's not my fault.
Is that Dick Park open today?
Yes.
Why didn't we just get both?
Because it's Oogie Boogie Bash.
Oh, we can't.
Can we not go to the Star Wars land with these outfits?
I mean, we could, but we would have to buy park hoppers, which we did not buy.
Guys, she knows the one thing we want to see.
I feel like it's deliberate.
It's not deliberate.
I work so hard to get these tickets.
Okay, it's true.
Yeah, she's kidding.
You guys were so mad that I even went with someone else, and now we're going and it's not good enough.
And I'm Jen, your costumes aren't good enough, and I just don't know what to do anymore.
Everything you just said, though, is true.
It's just not good enough.
Okay, I have a bone to pick with every single person, and Will has a bone as well to pick with me, apparently.
But I will start off with my bone.
I have beef.
We're beefing.
Okay.
March.
Fuck you.
Yeah, that's right.
Starting it.
Yeah, starting off with March.
Oh, God.
And then moving, moving quickly to Cutie Cinderella.
Fuck you.
Okay, Will, you're fine.
Austin, I didn't really hit you up last night, so that's kind of on me.
Wait, you were going to blame me for not going last night.
Everyone always says, Hasan, you're so old.
You don't want to go out.
Oh, God, all you care about is the election.
All you care about is this and that.
Last night I wanted to go out.
There was a party that Jake Weber was throwing.
Okay.
Our friends, Jake Weber, the TikTok crew.
Okay.
It was supposed to be like a Halloween party.
And I was ready to go to this fucking thing.
And I even said that I was ready to go to this in the degenerate group chat that we have in our little group chat.
It's called Degenerate.
And yeah, and Marsh was like, oh, old man, you're trying to go to that?
I was like, yes.
Cutie was like, I'm going to that.
I told him what I was going to wear.
I said, I'm Trafalgar Law.
What is that?
One Piece.
Trafalgar.
I don't know what he was talking about.
I thought that was a Republican pollster.
No, Trafalgar Law is a One Piece character.
He's awesome.
Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
Last night at the broadcast, I put on my costume.
My mom is home.
We're just kind of sitting around.
We're hanging out.
I'm texting Cutie Cinderella.
Cutie, let's go together.
I don't want to go by myself.
I'm 33 years old.
It's fucking Saturday night and I'm wearing a goddamn costume with my mommy next to me.
Okay.
Waiting for my friend, Cutie Cinderella.
I hit her up.
I forgot that you were here.
That's my bad.
You raided me.
I know.
You raided my channel.
You were in Los Angeles.
You would have definitely been down.
I don't know why.
You would have definitely.
Did you?
You lost your.
Okay.
He raided my channel like an hour before.
Okay, okay.
He didn't want to go that late.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
I should have hit up Austin.
Austin is a ride or die, low-key, but also hikey.
I could take him anywhere.
I could take him to like literally a place where terrorism is happening.
Yeah.
And he would panic the entire time, but he'd be down to do it.
As long as there's fans there that he could take photos with.
Look.
Listen, I'm going to defend Cutie Cinderella here.
I texted you to go out.
Me?
Oh.
At 10.
Nobody texted me.
That's the craziest thing.
I didn't go out.
This is why.
Because I asked him, what are you doing?
Kind of like a, do you need a wingman type situation?
He was in bed at 10 p.m.
Okay.
So this whole rumor that he wanted to go out, Cutie Cinderella is absolved of all first.
No, it's not.
Cutie is the reason why I literally was like, all right, well, fuck this then.
I'm tired anyway.
Might as well go to sleep.
I would like the court to know my period started.
You're a liar.
I'm not a liar.
You're lying.
I bought a Playboy Bunny costume and everything.
I was going to go as a Playboy Bunny.
Lud was going to be a croc because I forgot to buy him a costume.
Are you Flow fabricating?
What's Flow fabricated?
No, I think.
I made up period.
I texted you last night too, and I was talking about my period.
I bought all these pads.
You think they're for fun?
I think this is an elaborate ruse.
I think it's a ruse.
I think you bought these pads specifically because you knew I was going to call you out so you could fucking be like, oh, I'm on my period actually.
No.
What?
Is your question?
No, it's just beautiful.
How do you use it?
No, I don't.
I don't know how to use it.
Okay.
What size pussy might be?
As a podcast, we need to come together.
Yeah.
To shit on Hassan.
Oh, my God.
Because the three of us and Marsh can all agree that everything would have been better and easier and better planned had Hassan not torpedoed our original costume for someone else.
Okay, can I just...
And they had a will they won't then.
Yeah, they did.
You were arms like us.
We never did.
You're being a little slutty, but I wasn't.
Tell us about your jury has come together and we all think you were a hoe.
Okay, so here's the thing: here's the thing: this we shot this like months ago.
We shot that specifically for like their for Quenlin Blackwell's Halloween special, right?
Uh, months ago.
Actually, that is the reason why I couldn't make it to cutie's uh the music thing that you were doing.
Okay, that was the day my concert is just amusing, yeah.
Your concert, your concert.
I couldn't make it to your concert because, like, I literally, it just like went longer than expected.
I get it because you're too busy flirting.
I wasn't okay, first of all, flirting takes a long ass time.
I certainly was not flirting, and not only was I not flirting, people were calling me autistic everywhere.
Wait, really?
Because I was looking at it because you have made like, yeah, but they always, it's always a term of endearment.
Yeah, but like, I was apparently, you know, Quinn was putting up a lot that I was not picking up, you know?
She was putting down a lot, I was not picking up the things that she was putting down, right?
That's why we can't have a will they won't they?
It's a problematic age gap.
Yeah, they've been forcing a lot of will they will, will they won't days on us?
Yeah, which is like the audience, like they've been forcing the one between him and no one is doing that.
No, you know what?
I had this shower thought the other day that was really funny after you were in bed at 10 p.m. in your costume, and it was that all these gays that thirst for Hassan, if they ever managed to fuck him, right?
In a tangent universe, after they fucked him one time, they would be miserable if they were in a relationship with him.
Yeah, because he wouldn't ever.
Can you imagine a twink in West Hollywood, living in West Hollywood, the Saturday of Halloween being like, Hassan, let's go out, and he's already in bed, like, oh, I can't do this election season, bro.
They would blow their brains out.
The fantasy would die after one sexuality.
I'll be honest, that is, that is so true.
It is so good that you live in the fantasy of gays and you're not actually gay in the reality because after one time of you fucking them miserably in one position, okay, I would be oh my god, not eating ass because you find it gross.
What?
No, no, I'm a munch.
And you, sir, have actually not agreed with this for some weird reason.
I love, I don't have a problem with eating ass.
Me neither.
I broke.
Okay, that's how you broke out of your shell.
Your face broke out.
No, he's not going to come.
No, we're keeping that.
That's awesome.
No, and it wasn't because it was, it was because I, the saliva, anyway, regardless, I tried my skin off.
I will defend this on.
He was begging me to go.
Yes.
And I said, no.
Why did you only text Cutie?
Because Cutie already was going to go to this party and I didn't know if you were like doing cool boy shit.
Because you always do.
You do cool boy shit.
And like, I hit up March because March had expressed interest in going to this party.
So I hit up March.
I was like, what are you doing?
And March was like, oh, I'm at a rave right now.
I don't even know if I'll ever be able to meet.
You're doing fun stuff.
Why don't you do that?
I went to bed early.
I would rather kill myself than go to a fucking warehouse rave.
Will text me last night.
He said, are you excited?
And I said, yeah, but my period might be starting.
So I'm going to be so tired.
Cutie, that was at 2 a.m.
I got in bed right now.
Yeah, but see, I didn't get to get it.
Nobody texted me.
You texted me.
Everybody knew I was in town and nobody texted me.
No, I think the problem is you weren't staying.
Nobody invited me.
You weren't going to talk to you.
Nobody talks to me.
We don't talk anymore.
Nobody talks to me.
Nobody issues me.
You were not staying with me.
So if you're in town and you're not staying with me, I forget that you're in town.
No, but I had to do a show and I needed to.
But I understand.
I understand.
All I'm saying is.
I'm staying with you tonight.
Okay.
Well, you know, tonight we'll not go out.
I thought we were staying at Disney.
The magic.
We can't.
Look, Will.
I'm going to stay by myself.
I'm going to stay.
I was on teamwork.
Will and I talked about this on the phone.
I was like, we'll put it in the chat.
I'll back you up.
But then Cutie told me the room was $3,000 for a night.
Well, yeah.
And suddenly the magic disappeared.
Well, for enough beds for all of us.
I don't think my boyfriend would like me sharing, especially after you two walked in and showed me your penises.
We could share a bed.
We did show you our penises.
You put us in these hussy costumes.
Yep.
You guys in these hussy costumes.
I did not put you in a hussy costume.
You put us in Hussy costumes.
You put us in Hussy costumes.
You handed us the costumes and she said, hold on.
Your penises might show HR.
We tried them on.
We come in and we go, Cutie, do these look all right in her defense.
You did both show her.
They walked in.
They said, can you see my wiener?
That's what they did.
No, we walked in to say, is this on tape?
Hassan put his leg up and started thrusting.
Okay, look at London.
Luckily it's on tape.
Luckily it's on tape.
It's crazy.
We do have it on tape.
I literally walked in and I said, is this appropriate?
I said, wear your shorts.
I got you shorts so your wiener wouldn't show up.
Okay, all I'm saying is...
You didn't give me any!
Your jacket's long.
That's why.
I think just not enough.
You didn't.
Thank you for getting me an officer.
Also, apparently he got a, I got him a girl hat and so it doesn't fit his head.
No, no, no.
It was a child.
I got him a child girl hat.
Cutie, honestly, all jokes aside.
Thank you for getting these.
You got a pirate hat at Disney when we go here.
Yeah, we're going to try to find one.
Excuse me, I was saying something.
Oh, go ahead.
Sorry.
Fucking close your head.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
How are the Jets doing after they fucking disrespected Sally?
I like that.
Robert saw the worst record as a coach that the Jets have ever had, which makes him one of the worst coaches in history.
All I'm saying is now that I'm going to go ahead and win since they stand behind the organization.
All I'm saying is back to what I was saying.
Thank you for what you did.
You're welcome.
I tried my best.
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough.
I'm really excited about today.
I love the wearing.
We'll make it fun.
I got my boo box this morning.
Your what?
Your boob box?
My boo box.
What the fuck is that?
It's a boo basket.
What is that?
It's the holiday treat from your significant other where they fill it with blankets and candles and he got me this hydro flask.
I got a boo basket from Mr. Beast.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's different.
He sent me feastables and I shit you not.
Inside the feastables, he had $1 bills for like $100 worth, five of them stacked up.
Real.
Why?
Not fake money.
And then there was like a fucking QR code and I looked at the QR code and he was like, yeah, you know me.
I love giving money to everybody.
The Boo Box Mystery00:05:36
If you want to give, you know, I wanted you guys to have fun doing trick-or-treat this season.
That's kind of hype.
Give it to a kid.
So he just gave me 500 bucks.
Wait, what?
You should give it to a kid.
I'm on his PR list, I think.
Yeah.
I haven't checked my box yet.
Maybe I should.
I'm not on it.
I'm not on it.
Maybe I got taken off of it because I haven't received a box yet.
I've been receiving the mocks.
Well, I get them shipped to my PDO box, regardless.
Did you get one, Mo?
No, I'm not on that PR list.
I'm not on that list.
Well, whatever.
Give me the money.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do with it?
You're going to forget about it.
No, I'm going to give it to the money.
I'm going to give it to kids.
Give me.
Okay.
Give it to kids.
I'm going to give it to starving children.
You're going to have trick-or-treaters come because I'm having a Halloween party.
Wait, I know.
I'm going to be there.
Oh, okay.
Wait, you didn't invite me?
I did invite you.
I really want to go.
I invited you.
I know I just won't be in town.
I want to go.
It's a Thursday.
Yeah, I know.
I won't be in.
Dude, dude, what are you saying?
You're like...
Can you do it somewhere sometime else?
No, no, no.
I really want to go.
No, I do.
Just don't do it on holiday.
No, no, no.
I'm missing next week because I'm going to Michigan.
Oh, fuck.
I'm taking my uncle for his birthday to a college football game.
Last time I checked your Ada PTO.
Wait, hold on.
True.
You have to like, you have to like accrue it.
Guys, come on.
I've been broke.
Ever since I missed three podcasts in a row, I was like six.
No, it was three.
Six or seven.
It was three.
On the third one, people were pretty much gone for like three.
I don't even know if you're here right now.
Three entire time.
I missed three podcasts and I got a wellness check on the third one.
Yeah.
People thought I was dead.
I did have to call you personally.
I have been here.
Okay.
I have been here ever since.
Every single episode since.
I don't know.
I just haven't noticed.
I guess.
Damn.
Damn.
Just cutting.
Have fun.
Damn.
How much do you have?
Judy.
You are doing a fantastic job.
I want to give you your flowers.
Your collabs have been incredible.
Yeah.
Your events have been incredible.
It's weird just like being on the outside watching because normally I would be a prominent fixture in your events and yet you just don't invite me anymore since I didn't show up to your last concert.
So I don't know what's going on.
She doesn't need you anymore.
Me personally, I want to die.
Murder mystery.
You did a murder mystery.
And I just recall like such wonderful having such a wonderful time doing the murder mystery last year.
You gave murder mystery to people that have never done it before.
And it was, it was, you know, this is your guys' problem.
I never complained.
I know.
Ludwig did it.
Austin's never done it yet.
I haven't done it.
Ludwig has done it.
Huh.
That's interesting.
He is my boyfriend.
I hate when you say that.
I sleep with him.
That's good, will they won't they?
I hate that.
I'm sorry.
No, Murder Mystery was fun.
Actually, this one was really hard because the room was quiet.
It was dark.
It looked awesome.
You think?
Yeah, it looked cool.
Okay.
I didn't think it and the makeup was improved this year.
Yeah.
In comparison to the last year, you had like prosthetic shit.
Like, that was crazy.
Well, this one was classic Halloween.
And my collab with Agent was very funny.
Yeah, you did a fantastic collab.
One of my W's of the week.
Oh, yeah.
Should we do that?
Should we get our W's and L's of the week out of the way?
I'm ready.
Okay.
Who wants to go first?
Doe, you go first.
Why don't you go first?
Ells of the week.
I have been viciously hunted down by haters.
El Bozo.
Yeah, El Bozo.
They are smearing me non-stop.
It's just relentless.
They're just trying to get me banned off the platform.
It's not working so far, but it doesn't really matter because it still bothers me.
But not to the not to a pretty significant degree.
It's all good.
W's of the week.
I have LA Times.
I have a Los Angeles Times profile coming out.
So that's cool.
What does it talk about in a profile?
They just, you know, talk about my impact, what I do, how I do it, that sort of stuff.
It's just usually the direction is up to the journalist.
Like, what's your problem?
It's like sometimes people will ask me, like, oh, who's your podcast with?
And I'll be like, Austin, he hosts a bunch of shows.
And Will, he's like really multifaceted.
And Hassan does like politics, I guess.
Like, I don't know what you do.
Is that weird?
Wait, how?
Like, I know you talk about politics, but I don't know what you do.
How do you not know what he does?
But you know, you have an answer for me.
Because I just don't understand it.
I do political comments.
I say he's a political commentator.
I say he's a prolific political commentator.
Prolific?
Yeah, political commentator on the left.
I just say he talks about politics and they said, what?
What politics?
I go, I don't know.
He watches videos and talks about them.
I always know.
I am the largest, I'm the largest leftist political commentator in North America.
Well, progressive.
Progressive?
Yeah.
Okay, good to know.
Like Bernie Sanders?
Yeah.
Okay, I fuck with him.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll fuck with some of your beliefs.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Maybe I should learn about them someday.
Yeah.
You know, there's an election coming up.
Yeah, I know.
I'm a single, I won't say what I'm a double issue.
A single issue voter voter this year.
Oh, you're a double issue voter.
She's a single issue voter.
My two issues is climate change and abortions.
So you want, she does not want abortions to happen.
Maya and the Beyblade00:04:50
Yeah, I'm sick of them.
She is anti-abortion.
Very ambiguous.
Yeah, I think, like, for the sake of climate change, we need more humans.
Yeah.
And for climate change, she's also not on the side.
Yeah.
It's up to your discretion.
I saw her throwing trash on the ground.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Directly in front of a turtle.
Well, that's exciting.
So they're going to talk about you and what you do and your politics.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, Slay.
That's W. That's W and an L. That's W. What about you, Will?
I feel like you're watching your W of the week right now.
Figure out.
It's getting close.
It's 2225.
Yeah, Jets are losing.
Jets are losing.
I feel like you're watching your L of the Week right now.
No, no, they're going to come back.
It was the W of the week earlier, like 25 minutes ago.
So I just thought.
Yeah, that'll be my L. Things were going good.
Is it 22 seconds left?
Yep.
Oh, crap.
That'd be my L.
This is going to be bad.
What's the W if you need to take a walk?
We understand.
You want to go do your?
I'll do it.
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.
My W of the week is Maya came in town and we spent a lot of time together.
We went and we did some crafts.
I made myself a Halloween phone case.
So cute.
And then my L of the week is, well, I have two L's of the week.
Also, oh, Streamer Awards nomination starts on today, the day this episode comes out.
So yay, Streamer Awards nomination.
Nominate in the tub.
Nominate in the tub.
For best stream series.
Nominate me, I think.
I don't know.
Nominate.
Best stream series in the tub.
Can't wait to lose again.
And then you've won many times.
How long do they last?
What?
Like a month?
A week and a half.
Oh, for nominations and then voting is two weeks.
Fuck.
Okay.
I don't have a stream for another week and a half.
How am I supposed to promote it?
You just go live and do something.
Okay, I'll do that.
So my W is Maya came in town and we did some arts and crafts.
We did arts and crafts almost every day.
And then my L was we went to this place.
I'm going to call them out by name.
I'm going to get spicy.
You do it.
It's called Charmed LA.
And I see their little TikToks and they're so cute.
And you go in there and you buy a chain and then you buy your charms and you make a little necklace with your bestie friend because they let you because like the big chunky charm necklaces are really in right now.
And so it's like, oh my gosh, great.
And like, so Maya and I go in there.
The chains are like reasonably priced.
It's like 16 bucks for a chain or like if you get gold plated, it's $44.
Okay.
But then the charms are $5 each.
And they, and I start looking at them and they are the same charms I have because I make bracelets, right?
They're the same charms I have where you can get a hundred of them for $5.
$5 each?
Yes.
Holy shit.
$5 for one charm.
And the charmer's like, the tinier than my pinky nail.
And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
This is an LA thing.
I know.
So Maya and I go through, we pick out all of our charms and we sit down.
And I was like, Maya, I'm going to be honest.
We should just buy the chains and go back to my house and do that.
Like, this is such, it's such a scam.
It was just such like for the principle of it.
It's way too expensive.
I love doing it.
And so then we put the charms back and then we bought our chains and we went home and we made our necklaces.
That's crazy.
Did you make it on camera at least?
No.
You just did it for fun?
Yeah.
That's a weird concept to me.
Why?
You don't want to craft for fun?
Look what I made.
Is it cute?
That is so cute.
Yeah, I don't understand.
Like, I feel like that would be a great stream.
Like, when I see that, I'm like, that's a cool stream idea.
But like, I don't see myself doing that for fun on my own.
Right.
And then my other L of the week is I got real, I crashed out at chat yesterday.
Whoa.
Really bad for the first time in a long time.
Why?
Because they were pissing me off.
What did they do?
Me and Pokey did a show called Girl Dinner.
Yep.
And I was, and Pokey was talking about, she's like, oh, I love Murder Mystery.
I love it.
And I was like, the problem is, is recently, whenever I do an event, as soon as I end it, I'm like, I don't want to do that again.
And I was like, I think I'll do Murder Mystery again because I like the costumes and stuff, but like Beyblade, like, or even the concert.
I was like, maybe I don't want to do a concert.
I think I'm just depressed, which is fine.
But then someone in chat was like, yeah, Will Neff was always a better fit for Beyblade anyway.
And I crashed out.
I was like, guys, he can do a Beyblade whenever he wants.
I'm not like telling Will you cannot play with Beyblades.
Like, and I got so mad.
I'm like, she's lying.
She's lying.
She's actually threatened Will never to touch a Beyblade ever.
I did not do that.
She was like, I will, I will disband you from the international Beyblade tournament.
And I had a full crash out because people do that to me all the time.
They'll be like, oh, I think so-and-so is a better fit for streamer words.
I'm like, they can throw their own.
Go ahead.
Like, I don't care.
And I had a full-on crash out.
You know what?
You're entitled to that.
I love that you're saying crash out.
You're so W.
It was a crash out.
I got so mad.
You're so W, you so Sigma.
I think it's a missing mad every once in a while.
Grief Like Losing a Team00:02:34
I got mad too because Jason and I also do a cooking show called Cooked and I couldn't find a guest for it.
And then, well, I could, but I don't know.
I was like, I don't like bothering you guys because we already do.
So I get, I have autism.
I don't know what to say.
I get really sad.
I fucking don't enjoy cooking at all.
I would hate to do that.
Oh, wait, what did I do again where I did the Hercules outfit?
Oh, that's right.
I was cooking with people who asked me to cook with them.
And then that same day I can't find a guest.
Hasan's like, can you find a guest for Fear?
And I'm like, the reason why I'm going around and cooking with other women is so that I can get your attention so that one day you can invite me to cook.
Oh my God.
But no, you got to do it with Agent.
Okay.
You got to do with AJ.
You got to do with Jason.
Good to know.
Good to know.
You know what?
I'll fix my attitude.
Doing will they won't they're overhead down head down thumb up to Disney?
No, come on.
It's okay.
He can walk up my W of the week is I okay, first of all, I want to I want to say something for non-football fans when you lose when your team loses a game It's like losing a loved one.
Have you ever it's like losing a loved one?
Yes.
When your team lost a loved one?
Yes, multiple The pain that you feel is like when you immediately lose a loved one.
Yeah.
I mean the losing loved one.
Obviously, if I had to choose between what you say, so insane, excuse me, what?
Excuse me, if you were to lose look, I would much rather my team lose than lose a loved one, for the record okay however, brave tape.
However however, I will say that immediately.
Feeling of loss is like the call.
What is the call?
It's not like that call.
There's no.
Like suicide.
No what no no, no.
Oh, the call.
Yeah, the call that you get from the hospital saying that your mother died.
That's what you're saying.
No no, I'm not saying that.
You're saying that.
Um, I'm saying it is like a love okay so, so you're saying it's like, it's like a distant.
It's not the same, it's grief, it's like a distant cousin that you don't like that much.
It's grief.
Okay, it's grief, and I get it.
And it's emotional.
My Vikings have lost two games in a row.
Um yeah, remember when I called that out from a mile away.
He has no stake in the game.
No nothing okay lions, baby day, it's empty.
It's empty w of the week for me.
Political Commentary Clash00:02:15
Uh, I got to interview senator Bernie Sanders.
You did so good, thank you.
I'm so proud of both of you guys.
You guys have both been.
You guys have both been doing fantastic, Yeah, is I know was supposed to do it.
Oh, really?
And thank God I did it.
Okay, because you know, Paul, I was like, I don't know.
Wait, because I've known about this for a couple months and I knew you were supposed to do it.
Yeah.
So, for those of you at home who are unfamiliar, Bernie Sanders did a get out to vote.
Uh, did a get out to vote campaign.
Okay, the get out to vote campaign on Twitch was supposed to be Birdie talking to a bunch of content creators.
Valkyrie was one of them, uh, Pokemon was another one.
Psychuno showed up, and Austin was hosting the event.
And a lot of people behind the scenes were like in a panic mode, reaching out to me, being like, What the fuck do I do here?
And I was like, and including, but not limited to Austin.
I was like, just begging.
Well, you were asking me questions, like, what should I ask him?
But I was like, listen, I'm so confident in you.
I know that you know exactly what to do here.
You are not only like a you are incredibly knowledgeable on the election, you watch the polls closer than I do, and that you already have real concerns.
And you can get someone like Bernie Sanders to address those concerns.
And I think you did a fantastic job.
Thank you.
You, you did an incredible job.
Not only then, but also you did an incredible job this week on my stream as well when you were talking to Michael from Pennsylvania Central Committee, where you, I think, held your own and you're very knowledgeable.
You're going to blame a political commentator.
I know he is.
I think you are, I think you're too used to like matching your commentary against mine.
So you're thinking, like, oh, well, like, there's a lot that I know that you don't know or something.
And it's like, no, you are super knowledgeable, especially in comparison to the average person.
And even I would say more knowledgeable than the average commentator that's in mainstream media.
Well, thank you.
Cute.
That's nice.
It was a good, it was, it was a, it was a good, uh, it was a good W. Got to ask him some good questions.
I know how you feel.
I told him what it felt like.
Taylor Swift sang Espresso last night, and I wasn't there.
Rumors vs Real Facts00:14:43
Damn.
And Bernie was your W.
And Bernie was my W.
But also my W was Ray in the tub.
Ray was so fabulous.
She was so lovely.
Got the set professionally lit.
We looked like there were no eye bags, no eye bags.
It was crazy.
Oh my God, Hugh.
Huge, huge.
Okay.
Bubbles lapsed.
I'm giving everybody flowers.
I've already told you you did a fantastic job.
Okay.
This week.
You did a fantastic job.
I did something that I think is fun.
Yeah.
I brought an America Mia.
Evil.
I think I'm going to send this to Marsh.
I think this maybe is something that all of us could need in our life.
And it is this.
Sorry.
I wasn't prepared.
I mean, I am prepared.
I just wasn't like.
All right.
It is a pizzeria that was raided by police after being tipped off that a restaurant was selling cocaine as a side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So customers were served the drug when ordering number 40 on the menu.
Wait, what if you accidentally ordered what?
Can I pause you?
Yeah.
This story happened in Germany.
It did.
Oh my god.
Are you fucking kidding me?
America.
First Beyblades.
Now this.
Deutschland me up.
For some reason, I thought it was in Philadelphia.
Close enough.
I mean.
Dang it.
It was in Germany.
I tried.
Sometimes things in Germany can happen in the spirit of America.
I'm from Germany, so it's my American Germany.
Read it out.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Cutie, it's a very good story.
Cutie, continue with your American story that happened in Philadelphia in our head canon.
My whole blood is born there?
No, no.
Oh, my God.
Like my kin, my second generation immigrant.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were born in Germany.
No, my mom were my grandparents.
My mom was the first child born in America.
Do you speak German?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Customers were served a drug when they were ordering item number 40 on the menu.
It is reported that it is one of their best-selling items.
Yep.
I'm so nervous.
Do you want me to do the story?
Yeah.
Okay.
So they panicked.
They were monitoring this pizza restaurant and they found that everybody kept ordering a number 40, which was exorbitant the amount that the pizza was.
So then they started surveilling the place.
And then when they bust in the wind or bust in the apartment, the guy threw out the window like two kilos of cocaine and like $200,000.
The second most popular pizza was fennel with sausage.
So what did the I wonder what the so anyway they arrested him and they're like, don't you do this.
Germany, as soon as he got out, he went back to selling cocaine pizzas.
Wait, what the fuck?
Did they put cocaine on the pizza?
No, they just gave you an eight-belt all of cocaine.
That's incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They started.
Why did you think this was American?
This happened like a couple days ago.
I just get confused sometimes.
The title of the story is German Police Bust Drug Ring that Delivered Pizza with a side of cocaine.
There are German police in Philadelphia.
I was going to joke and say it's in Dusseldorf and it actually is in Dusseldorf.
It is in Dusseldorf.
Which is not in Philadelphia.
I panicked.
It's okay.
Okay.
I thought it was a great segment.
Yeah.
I'm just a girl.
That was one of the best-selling pizzas.
Criminal director Michael Graf von Moltke told reporters in the Dusseldorf area.
Yeah.
And they found two cannabis plantations in the nearby Mansion Gladbach und Solingen.
Is weed not legal in Germany yet?
No.
I suspect it's not.
I don't know.
I mean, if I mean, they arrested these guys, so probably not.
I think it was for the cocaine, though.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
Cocaine is definitely not legal.
The cops got suspicious because of food inspectors.
Oh, it is legal after adults.
18 and over, huh?
Yeah.
When police buzzed the apartment of the pizzeria manager, the 36-year-old allegedly threw a bag of drugs out of the window, which fell right into the arms of the police officer.
They caught it?
Yeah.
Dusseldorf police said the bounty included 1.6 kilograms, which is 3.5 pounds for freedom units, of cocaine, 400 grams of cannabis, and $289 in cash.
$289,000 in cash.
Yeah.
Damn, $289,000.
And yes, Will was right.
They released the restaurant manager from detention after a few days.
From memory.
And he reopened his business and started selling after a few days.
Yeah.
They have the woke details there.
Honestly, Germany is woke.
That was kind of crazy that you tried America me up and I had the story memorized.
It was inspirational.
And it wasn't even in America.
It was in Germany.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
That's awesome.
I'm going to stick to Girly Pop.
No, I had your back, dude.
I liked it.
I do.
Do you have a Girly Pop Nation?
I do have a Girly Pop Nation.
Okay, hit us with a Girly Pop Nation.
Oh, actually, I brought a Girly Pop Nation.
Okay.
What's going on?
Chappelle Rone.
Oh, on the red carpet this week.
Went after a photographer that she said was mean to her four years earlier.
Yes.
Chappelle Rose, like a elephant memory shit.
She literally picked the guy out, pulled the clip up, and she's like, you, I remember you.
You were so rude to me.
I want an apology.
Yeah.
Now, okay.
Conspiracy theory.
I love Chappellron.
Yeah.
Right.
But I've seen some whisperings that people think that this is now her playing into like a bit where this was a random photographer potentially and she's gotten so much like clout for being the normal girl that she's like normal girl coring.
I don't believe that at all.
I don't believe that at all.
I don't think so.
I think this is probably real.
Dude, I love her.
As another hot altercation on the red carpet while attending the world premiere of Olivia Rodrigo's ghost.
Watch this.
Watch this.
She sees him.
She like locks in and then she tracks him down, which is amazing.
So that makes me think that it's not bullshit.
That makes me think that she like saw this dude and was like, oh, I bam.
See that?
Boom.
Like, oh, that does not feel pre-planned.
That feels like she saw this guy.
Okay, go back so I can read the subtitles.
She said, you were so disrespectful.
You were so disrespectful to me at the Grammys.
Was it four years?
You yelled at me at the Grammy party, at the party.
Yes.
At the Universal After Party, I remember.
You were so rude to me.
I deserve an apology for that.
And then she stands there waiting for it.
I don't know if it was four years before.
When were the Grammys?
Look at her CR person being like, let's go.
Is it the Grammys this year, Gabe?
What?
And it's clear if you ever see the apology.
The singer does seem to walk away and continue posing for the cameras.
Oh my God.
Is that the photographer?
He snapped her.
He snapped her in the moment.
He should have gotten this one.
Marsh, look up how long ago the instance was.
Okay.
So I think.
It's dope, though.
I think it's good that people are, you know, standing out for themselves.
I respect it.
I have a lot of love for Chapel Roan.
So, you know, much love.
I'm an unconditional Chapel Rone defender, especially since the non-endorsement saga took place.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I wouldn't kill for her.
I mean, you dyed your hair red.
Yeah.
You were Chapel Corps.
Chapel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was that was that your Girly Pop Nation?
No.
What's your Girly Pop Nation?
My Girly Pop Nation.
Probably going to be about a dude.
Can you believe Jimmy Carter's still alive?
So February of last year.
You can't just say that about people.
Yeah, you can.
He's 101 years old.
That's a long time ago.
You can say that about Jimmy Carter.
Yeah.
So she just.
So that event happened eight months ago and she remembered the dude's face.
I love her for that.
Respect.
What's the Girly Pop Nation?
What's the Girly Pop Nation?
His wings just poked me.
I sent Marsh a slideshow.
We've got to talk about it, Girly Pops, because we've all been looking at it.
The Hello Kitty Girl.
You guys are going to be a little bit more.
Is there video?
Because if there is, there's not going to be any audio and I can go grab the speakers.
There's no video in those pictures.
Okay.
Okay.
No, I don't know the Hello Kitty Girl or the U.S. CF professor.
I think I know that.
I've done this.
Okay, well, this is a Hello Giddy Girl and the UFC, the UCF professor.
University of Central Florida?
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
So, of course, it happens in Florida.
Uh-oh.
And all of this was found out because people started posting stuff and they made like a big imager like link of more proof and proof and proof.
Essentially, you can go.
You can go next.
So on October 21st, a Reddit user posted to the UF, the UCF.
Sorry, I keep saying UFC.
UCF summary asking why Professor Travis meets.
He's a girly pop nation.
Stop it.
Anyway, a computer science professor was fired.
Another user replied and mentioned that they would always see him in class with his girlfriend, who was also his TA, but who would never help anyone.
So you can see the Reddit posts, and they're like, hey, just curious if anyone knows why he was fired.
Okay.
Rumor has it.
And then Mindless Mango on Reddit's like, I would be in class and his girlfriend, or it looked like that, was the TA.
She would come up to him after class, take his jacket, put it on, and just be attached to him at his hip, but literally never helped anyone, even though she was the TA.
I'd go to office hours and he'd be busy helping other students, but she would just stand there and not help any of the other students who were also there.
It did feel a bit unprofessional, but other than that, I actually think Mead was a great professor and good at his job.
So that's a bummer.
And then someone replied and said, Girl with the rainbow clothes and accessories, right?
Next.
Oh, so later that day, someone anonymously shared an imager link with a bunch of stalkery photos and videos of the professor and his TA.
Included in the album are videos and photos of them together.
And you can see the colored Hello Kitty photos read, Happy Birthday, Daddy.
I love you.
And they were left on his door.
So this was left on his door of his class.
Like you can see.
In public?
In public.
Yeah.
And so she colored all these happy 43rd birthdays.
Is it her daughter?
Is this his daughter?
This is from the TA.
But is the TA his daughter?
Oh, I think just a student, right?
Yes, correct.
So there's all these photos of them together, you know, just normal TA things.
Okay.
This is what I do when I'm TA.
Wait, is this a high?
This is a college.
College.
Yeah.
UCF high school.
I don't know.
The last picture, particularly, he's like using her hair as a leash.
Okay.
A little bit.
He's just, you know, letting her walk along.
That's Ludwig Corps.
What the fuck?
Okay, this is weird.
I know the stalkery photos are weird.
I will say.
Why are there so many stalkers?
Is she giving him head?
I think she's just in the car.
I think she's just pretty good.
That is insane.
Redditors disputed the rumor that he was fired for dating his TA, saying that he left because he wasn't, he had a good job lined up and he wasn't dating the TA.
They also mentioned that she is engaged.
He left because he got a good job lined up.
He's not dating the TA.
And then people are linking the imagery and they're like, what's this then?
Anyway, they're like, doesn't matter if they're not dating.
You can't walk around with your TA like that.
And then they're like, this is literally them walking together, me when I lie.
Like, it's just weird.
The whole Reddit is just like up in arms about this relationship.
Yeah.
Dude, why are so many people just like, especially if they're on Reddit, they just like become stalkers?
Are the stalker photos from his wife?
I don't know.
Is he married?
I don't know.
That's what they said.
No, the engaged person is the teacher or the TA.
The TA is, I think, engaged.
Let her go through.
So that Russian name, I don't know, Hecca, I don't know how to say it, obviously.
That is the Hello Kitty girl.
So these are some of her posts in a Discord channel where she says, Dr. Mead left because he had a great position lined up that needed him immediately.
I'm so done hearing anything else.
Hi, can I just say I'm the Hello Kitty girl you guys keep talking about?
I have been sobbing over these rumors for a week, impacting me in class.
I literally can't live, please.
There's a person at the end of these harmful rumors.
I can't take any more.
This guy says, I don't know, guys.
I think Morty is the Monty is the real goat.
You all just overhate him.
Yeah.
And so I don't know what's going on.
She said she's engaged.
No more talk about this.
Okay, next.
So she's saying it's not it.
But then a final Reddit user went in and said, I know Kaylee and me very mead very well.
I was together with them a lot more than any other student.
And I can guarantee that nothing was between them.
Mead is extremely kind and he reaches out a helping hand to anyone in need.
If you want more information, you can look at my replies to people on other posts pertaining to this.
At this point, I have no desire to further talk about this topic since it's clear that people would rather believe a rumor than the facts.
Frankly, it's sickening to see how people are willing to go far and make the slander.
And then, you know, there's comments with the pictures.
That's the TA with her fiancé next.
So it's still up in the air.
What?
That's what's crazy.
Were me and his TA just friendly with each other?
Was the TA cheating on her fiancé with the professor?
Were they actually engaged and in some sort of daddy-dom slash little girl relationship?
Wait, did you do that?
Wait, no.
Oh, God.
I hate this.
Judy, I hate this.
Why?
Because nothing was confirmed, and that woman went on her Discord saying, please don't advance this rumor and gossip.
And we're putting it on one of the most viewed podcasts on the internet.
Well, that's because she left those pictures up that said, I love you, Daddy.
Yeah.
Slander and Sickening Comments00:11:36
Like, that was her.
What do you expect?
Wait, wait, wait.
Go back to the pictures.
Does the coloring book say I love you, daddy, in the art, or did she write I love you, daddy, on top of them?
Unless maybe the stalker.
Enhance, Zoom, can command Z enhance enhance command Z. Enhance.
I love you.
Scroll up.
It's at the top.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
I love you.
Kaylee, happy birthday, daddy.
I mean, that's.
What if someone else wrote that on there?
That's what that there's an argument.
But why wouldn't she know?
Because obviously they have a weird ass stalker that's following them around.
Wait, go up?
That is not an adult's handwriting.
Yeah.
That looks like the TA.
Well, that's why people are saying art with like a child, maybe his daughter.
I don't believe he has a daughter.
Okay, now I want to know.
I know.
But this is the only update that the world has given us.
So I don't know.
But people were saying it was a dom domy little girl, daddy-dom, little girl relationship.
What?
What is?
Dude, this shit is so stalkery.
Let me see.
Oh, what the fuck is happening?
We get commercials on Imager.
So that's her.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I am inclined.
That's crazy.
I am inclined to believe.
Yeah, I mean, that's.
I am inclined to believe them, and I'm going to tell you why.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you why.
Pause.
Everybody pause.
Uh-huh.
The photos and the videos are from a real sick fuck.
I will say the stalker.
This is one individual that like hard stalked them.
So if you follow someone long enough, right?
You could make Austin and I look like we're in a relationship.
That's true.
Like anytime if you're around us like 24 hours a day and I'm doing something like this and you just take a photo of that from behind, all of a sudden you put a slideshow together with that.
Also, in my text messages, I'm always like, come over here, give me that turbo suck, bitch.
You know what I mean?
Like if you say that, he doesn't say that to me.
I say that to my friends.
He touched my penis earlier when I was wearing the revealing outfit.
I took a little flip.
This is what I don't want to go.
Give it a little flip.
I don't want to go to the onsen with them in Japan because they're going to look at me.
Slap it around a little bit.
We're going to be like, what do you got over there?
Give it to me.
Austin, can I be honest?
Can I be honest?
You need to hear this.
Okay.
If we didn't sexually harass you a little bit.
Okay.
That would be discrimination because you're gay.
I know.
We don't want to treat you differently.
I know.
But so when this onsen.
I want to treat you like one of my bulls.
He's going to give me a little flip.
This little on-sen thing in Japan where you have to get naked.
And I know it's not about penises.
I know it's not about that.
However, I know because the way I've been talking that they will make it about my penis the whole time.
No!
No, they will totally.
They're going to harass me.
We're just going to get weird.
Listen, they're going to flick it.
Ate it in the yard, right?
Beans by.
Yes.
They're still flicking his bean.
They're still slapping his ass.
Yeah, they trade that.
They don't trade him in that.
I'm so just, I'm just so modest.
I'm also modest.
I would never get anything.
You cut the sleeves off a child's tinker.
No, Cosmo.
This is the slut.
Yeah, you're a slut.
Look, this is, I'm modest not about my arms, but I don't want my penis.
Showing off your arms and showing off your penis is two different things.
Austin, we accept your penis.
Thank you.
Whatever it looks like.
Okay.
That's what friendship is.
I have a great penis.
We can't wait to see.
Yeah, but I'm not.
It's going to be hard first.
That's the thing.
No!
No!
Your fuck isn't on with you.
This is gross.
Well, hold on.
That's weird.
You can't pipe up in an onset.
What the fuck?
Guys, what I'm saying is it doesn't look good soft, and I don't want to get hard.
That's no, no, you can't be honest.
We accept your penis however it looks.
I got to get a little bit like a little.
No!
No!
You can't?
That's crazy.
Dude, that's weird.
That's weird.
You guys get hard.
To do that, I just don't want.
Then I don't want to show it.
This friendship cannot continue.
I don't, but it's not an erotic erection.
I don't even know you.
It's just a showman.
It's a showman.
No, you can't.
I mean, you can give it the classic locker room fluff pull to the side tug just to give it a little, you know.
Yeah.
Just let them get hard with you guys.
No.
You guys are making a weird list.
Let him get hard with you.
I don't want him to get hard.
Cutie and I will never be naked in front of each other.
Okay, dude, why are you when you get erect, then it's like sexual.
You can't do that.
You can't be erect around.
You don't have a platonic erection.
No.
What about when you get up in the morning and you have to go pee?
Is that sexual?
You know.
Get up in an onset.
Yeah.
What do you, what do you mean?
Like, you get hard to go pee somewhere.
No, when he gets hard in an onsen, in an on-senior circle, hey, this is a message.
When we're about to be at an onset, if you get hard while we're naked, then that's weird.
It is.
We're going to think you're getting hard as a lot.
I'm going to say if I was in the on-set naked with you guys with a wiener, the whole time I'd be thinking, don't get hard, don't get hard.
And then I'd probably end up getting hard because I'm thinking so much about not getting hard.
That's not how bonus work.
Usually it's the opposite.
Okay.
Usually it's like thinking about don't get hard.
Actually, no, she's right.
What?
No.
There is no world where you're getting hard in the onset.
I mean, growing up, like no, because you wouldn't be turned on by us naked.
No, absolutely not.
Exactly.
You could be if you thought about it enough.
No, I will.
Now I'm a little concerned.
Will they, won't they?
If you thought about it, we're just bros.
I thought so.
Fully nude in front of other women.
No.
Gonna spa.
Nope.
Interesting.
I won't do it.
I'm gonna have to do penis enhancement exercises.
I'm too self-conscious.
Did I ever tell you that I got really weird?
I got like upset that I had nipples as a child because one time I was in the living room and my brothers were watching like WWE.
And remember the WWE where like the girls would like rip each other's clothes off?
Oh, do I?
Yeah.
I think I've heard this story before.
And so they rip each other's clothes off.
The girls are obviously wearing pasties, but we're on like a CRT and they rip them off.
And I think they have no nipples and they have like these gorgeous big boobs and no nipples.
And I went in the bathroom and I was like, fuck, I'm a boy.
That was probably nipples.
That was probably Trish Stratus.
Yeah.
Or Stacey Keebler.
They were beautiful.
They were the best.
They were beautiful.
So growing up as a girl, do they like, do you guys all like want big boobs?
Yeah.
I remember this girl, this girl named Christy.
Shout out, Christy.
Shout out.
She, uh, we, one day, she had like big boobs.
And I was like, dude, how are your boobs so big?
And she said, this was at Sunday school.
She told me.
She was like, Well, I pray to Jesus for them every night.
That's awesome.
And so I went home and I said, Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day.
Thank you for everything you've done.
You prayed for big boobs.
I asked.
He did not give.
Wow.
I did not receive.
I think it's fine, though.
Would you ever get some gender-affirming care?
No, because I don't like anesthesia.
If there was a way to do it without anesthesia, I would have probably seen it.
Wait, you would?
You get big titties?
You get fucking honkers.
Yeah, I think so.
You got a little too excited.
Wait, wait, wait.
Walk us through this.
What size?
What are we running?
I think I just get like a really full C. That'd be really funny if she came out and she was like double D's out of nowhere.
She's like, what's up, guys?
That'd be cool.
Wait, you know what, Cutie?
We'll pay for it with the podcast.
I don't want to get put on there.
They could probably do local anesthesia.
Yeah, we'll do the first ever.
Oh, wait.
Can they?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know if they can do it.
I don't know.
I feel like that'd be horrible.
They can't.
It's pretty minimally deep.
No, it's pretty minimally invasive now, I think.
You put it under your muscle.
Well, they can.
They can also go through your armpit to not show like any sort of scar.
Well, I'm like, okay.
I'm like 30 now.
I don't really give a shit.
I mean, are you ever going to switch it up?
Are you big?
Maybe I have to.
Big fuck.
We need it for the pot.
We need it for the pot.
We'll pay for the pot.
This will genuinely improve.
And then you could be one of those girls like, well, popping up.
I'll get something done if you get boobs.
What do you want to get done?
Let's all begin.
I'll get my nose done.
I don't want anything.
What plastic surgery do I need done?
Nothing.
Don't say anything.
You're going to give him a complex.
Beautiful.
I could probably get a little nose job.
I don't want anything.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah.
It's not.
Fucking fair.
I don't actually want anything.
I think it's look at this.
He wouldn't even get those saucer ears tucked.
We're all trying to get plastic.
Curious George over here.
I don't get plastic surgery to look like you.
No, the thing we're trying to do.
Look at this.
I have a very Luddite perspective on this.
Maybe.
Maybe it's like a little bit.
I'm not going to be able to Spanish language channels on those discs.
Maybe it's a little bit primitive of me to feel this way, but like I don't.
I think it's like better to just be comfortable with what you got.
It's easy for you to do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're such a fucking piece of shit.
What do you mean?
You're talking about my elephant dumbo ears.
It's like I have to attack something.
I mean, I don't give a shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Asan, it's easy for you to say.
Okay.
Why?
Us normal looking people.
You have no issues.
Nothing.
I have no idea.
Whatsoever.
Like what?
Like looks-wise?
Yeah, looks-wise.
I get a little fat right here.
Okay, you're psychotic.
Can you back me up on this?
No, don't feed into it.
He's going to go.
You've been noticing that.
We're getting old and we're rich.
Yes.
Dude, dude.
Yes, it is.
I worry that it's...
Cutie's going to get some big fat titties.
That I'm on board with.
That'd be very funny.
That would be very funny.
Cutie just randomly was just her manic self, but with fat knockers, that would be hilarious.
Viewership would skyrocket.
Yeah, that would be good for the pod.
What if I get my tits done?
That would also be good for the pod.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Could I go back?
Dude, you have great tits.
What the fuck's we got?
No pack packs, but you know.
Oh, you want like not?
Let's just throw some DS on there.
You like the chest hair?
Yeah.
I'm proud of you.
Cutie, proud of you.
What if we all just got big fat titties?
Oh my God.
Our viewership would go crazy.
Hold on, guys.
Think about it.
Low-cut.
Just big fat titties.
Six months.
We all get our tits done.
All of us.
I do.
Kind of with it.
Yeah, six months.
That's all we need.
And subscribe to the Patreon.
We'll just do it just out.
Yeah.
We'll do our Patreon.
I don't know.
I don't know how I'm on board.
It'll go viral.
It'll still invade.
It'll go viral.
That's the thing we need to do.
It would be like a story out of Russia.
Podcast gets big fat titties.
Even the man's going to be a little bit more.
I feel like we're going to do Skyrocket.
Yeah.
Showing women have easier on internet.
Why don't we just do steroids instead?
That's like way sicker.
Okay, I would do steroids.
Yeah.
I wouldn't do steroids because my hair would go and my...
I would get back acne and I couldn't do it.
That's why I haven't done steroids to this point.
Pussy.
I would.
I wouldn't.
I would try to fucking roll it.
It'd be stinky.
If you and I. Stinky.
Yeah, you get smelly and stinky.
What?
I know a lot of people with on-roids at the gym and they're stinky.
No, they just have bad fucking hygiene.
They have bad hygiene.
Okay.
What?
I don't know anything about steroids.
Would you like to know?
No.
You want to be on the stream when I hang out with Dr. Mike Isbrotel?
Yeah.
You know who that is?
Of course.
Yeah, he's going to...
We're going to.
I had to be there to break the ice because he was told you were a terrorist.
No, I know.
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I've been talking to him.
It's fine.
I told him I only agreed to.
I think he would be more comfortable if there was an unthreatening white dude there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I...
I'll come with an American.
I told him.
I saw that clip.
I saw that clip.
Not in an hour because, guys, I had a tantrum because the Jets season is over.
As of today, they're probably eliminated from playoff contention, which means...
God damn it.
Yeah, exactly.
It's kind of like a also, I got to tell you this.
The moment that the Jets lost, Ludme sent me this.
It's a picture of Popeye the Sailor Man with a big fat cock.
Why did he say that?
Sharpening it on a sharpening wheel.
And I don't know if you know that, but there's Arabic writing at the top, too.
What is happening?
I don't know.
Where did he find that?
But it was definitely.
Is that Islamophobic?
What is this?
Islamic being Islamophobic rarely?
Or no, he's actually pro.
He's actually pro-Muslim.
He's like, this is what happens when you got Robert Saleh out.
Yeah.
So there was a lot happening in my life.
I'm sorry he did that.
I don't know.
So I threw a tantrum and Marsh is going to graciously cut out all the part of the podcast where I was behaving poorly.
It was a lot of tickets.
But we are, now that you're in a better mood, we will say once again, I was giving everybody their flowers and I gave you yours as well.
Cut that.
Shut the fuck up.
We're not cutting that.
Bodyhead, November 15th.
It's going to be on Cartoon Network.
Yeah.
I'm very proud of you.
You and Andre were fucking excellent.
The show is hilarious.
We did.
We sat and watched it together.
The show was watching.
It was two.
No, we watched the first two episodes.
The third one was not yet.
We wanted to watch it.
We're watching it tonight.
Yeah.
You know, honestly, I love cartoons so fucking much.
They're such a huge part of my life.
Yes.
And I always say that like the moment that I felt my brain turn on for the first time is when I went over to my friend Ben's house for sleepover.
Shout out, Ben.
And I was like 10 years old and I couldn't sleep.
So I snuck downstairs and I was there for one of the very first broadcasts of Adult Swim.
Catboy Bebop, right?
Catboy Bebop.
Yeah.
And I just felt my entire brain chemistry change.
And ever since that moment, like this has been a dream for me.
So even to have, you know, my, my little tiny episode on Adult Swim feels really cool.
It's incredible.
And it's, and it's also, I like, I like that it's, it's weird.
Like, it's just so many of the cartoons nowadays, especially with like so many of the fucking family guy clones.
Like, I just hate it.
I hate it so much.
There was like an entire genre of like, what was it?
Like Big Mouth or whatever.
Like there was an entire genre of like that style.
I really tried to like Big Mouth.
And it's just, there's something about like kids going through puberty that is just so like it's fucking gross, isn't it?
Yeah.
I just, look, like, no disrespect, like there's, you know, some friends of mine that have worked on all these shows and stuff, but like, I think that that method is outdated.
So I really appreciate when there's like when there's a, when there's Mouth has a lot of really incredible talent on the show, and I still think it's a good cartoon.
It just was one of the few that was not for me.
Like I'm saying, I like that it, you know, this is, it's, it's pushing the boundaries in a very meaningful way.
And it's very funny as well.
So check it out.
Thank you.
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Also, ideology.shop, the merchandise is still out.
Get it while it's hot.
Get it before it comes out.
Get it before.
And don't forget to nominate for streaming awards.
Yeah, nominate specifically in the tub with Austin Showfest.
Nominate me.
Me.
And we'll see you behind the paywall on patreon.com slash behind the paywall, Disney?
No.
No, no.
We're doing the paywall.
Yeah, we're live streaming Disney.
See ya.
Patreon on Coast Let's Read.
What if, what if the car ride there is the Patreon?
Do we need to go right now?
It would be smart.
Yes, we should go.
We could film the Patreon in the car because I don't want to do this the same way we did last time where we just get there and have to turn around and leave.
Okay.
I want to go enjoy myself.
How long is Oogie Boogie Bash?
It starts from three to midnight.
Okay.
But I got us really special tickets for nine o'clock.
What?
Wait, keep recording.
Are you still recording?
What do you, what, what special tickets?
I got us a dessert party for the parade.
And so we get special seating.
Oh, my God.
And we get to see the parade.
They're really hard to get.
Can I say something?
Let me say one fucking thing.
We need to get better food this time.
Yes.
Disney doesn't have good food.
What do you mean?
Disney doesn't have good food.
All I watch are TikToks of these motherfuckers running around.
Oh, I had some dim sum.
I had some cha-young bow.
I had some California adventure.
That's where we're going.
California Adventure has better.
They ran out of the fucking dim sum last time I was in there.
Don't worry.
We're fine.
Oogie Boogie is at 25%.
We'll be able to do everything.
Oh my God.
He's going to be really mad, though, because I'm not going to go on roller coasters.
But you guys can go on roller coasters without me.
It's not going to be a good idea.
I'm not going to go on roller coasters.
It's an exhausting.
You have to go on the roller coaster.
You have to go on the roller coasters.
You have to go on the roller coaster.
You have to go on the roller coaster.
You have to hold the camera.
No, Marsh can hold the camera.
He'll do a great job.
He's got tiny fingers.
Guys, listen.
Tiny fingers.
We are entering soon a new year, a new administration.
We are happy, technically.
And I just want to say I'm very grateful for this podcast because if I wasn't here, I would probably have been in a piss-poor mood for the rest of the day because I would be doom scrolling Twitter with other angry New Yorkers going, the fucking judge gave me Michel Telioma.
Because that's how I feel inside.
That's fair.
But I'm with you guys.
And so I'm happy.
And we're going to go to Disney and we're going to eat good food.