Will and Cutie reunite to dissect Angel Reese's podcast featuring Travis Kelce's ex, analyze John Romulus Brinkley's fraudulent goat testicle surgeries, and debate Disney's apology for Aladdin's racist caricatures alongside plans for Villain's Land. They compare Spanish flu prevention to current government functionality, joke about experimental brainwave orgasm measurements, and finalize Oogie Boogie Bash costumes before Jason's pumpkin trauma halts carving plans, ultimately blending pop culture gossip with historical absurdity and theme park logistics. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome Back to the Family00:14:50
How many cookies are you gonna eat during my session?
Shame him.
What's wrong?
You have a cookie in both hands.
Will, I'm just I'm listening.
They're only 100%.
I'm 10 times for two.
Oh, no.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where your favorite family, your favorite loving family is back together.
That's right.
We welcome our sister.
What is this?
Cutie Cinderella back.
General Conference.
What's happening?
Wait, is this sound like a Mormon thing?
Yes, sisters.
Yes.
Today's Pop Nation rejection.
Welcome back.
You look great.
You look rejuvenated after you took two weeks of PTO.
How are you feeling, cutie?
Wow.
Yo, he was falling.
He is.
He has a calendar at Honey Marks.
That's crazy.
Look, I have been here consistently since I fell off the face of the earth.
Since you took six weeks of PTO.
Actually, it was three, but it did feel like six.
It's six.
I think we all think it's six, so it's three.
I think it's six.
It was three, whatever.
Whatever.
I think we should go right into our first segment.
I think this should be a segment.
You know how we have a sound effect for America Me Up?
Yeah.
I think we need a sound effect for It's Time to Bully Austin.
Oh, I'm ready.
So like some grunt.
I thought this would be a fun one to go into.
I'm ready for it.
I like that.
I think you'll enjoy this a lot.
I love bullying.
I don't know what you're getting bullied for.
Ladies and gentlemen, Austin Shows.
He's two programs.
Yes.
Royales, if you will.
And he'd have prizes in those Royales.
And obviously, I won one that I was never given a prize for, but Hassan won one once upon a time.
And he was given a pair of Grim Reaper off-white shoes.
Why don't you go ahead and pull those up, Marsh?
Yeah, very expensive, by the way.
Very expensive.
However, I'll be honest.
However, however.
I won so many times.
There was never a prize.
The shoes were not my size.
Okay, go up and go ahead and pull up a price on those, Marsh, please.
I remember those.
Wow, wow.
So, you know what's really interesting, though?
What is it?
There's a trend that's been going on lately where people, look at his face, where people confused.
We'll take their shoes in to stores in West Hollywood.
I know.
Oh, my God.
To see if they're real or not.
Well, to sell them.
Well, to sell them, but also to check if they were authentic.
So I took a trip to West Hollywood, to one of those stores with these Grim Reapers.
This is fucking crazy.
An Austin show.
They were fake.
Oh, look at them.
They were fake.
You got Hassan fake shoes.
That's awesome.
Which is great because that's awesome.
Because I didn't.
Okay, this is a T.
Oh, it's awesome?
No, it's awesome because you got fake shoes.
I didn't even know.
The craziest thing is this is a sponsor from like 2018.
Sure.
It wasn't even my size.
I didn't know.
So let me give some context here.
I had a sponsor back in 2018.
I think it was like some sort of crypto.
Some sort of like child abuse.
No, no, no.
It was back when it was cool.
All right.
It was never.
It was.
I want child abuse.
No, So it was like some sort of like, I forget what the fuck it was called.
Anyway, they paid a lot of money.
Whatever it was.
And part of the deal was, is it was like this marketplace.
Yeah.
And every, and they wanted me to give away prizes to the winner of every show.
And they would tell me what I could give away.
Yeah.
And this was one of the prizes that they give away.
I'm now just finding out that all the shit that they gave away was fucking fake.
So I've decided to make this right.
Okay.
Tomorrow you have a 1v1 against Hassan Piker.
Yes.
And I've decided.
That if Hassan wins, I gotta give you that.
No, if Hassan wins, you have to go buy him those shoes in West Hollywood.
We're in my size.
In his shop.
The price went up.
The price went up.
And the price went up.
Well, then you got to pay me $1,300 if I killed him.
Whoa.
Yeah, come on.
You ripped him off in the first place.
He doesn't give a fuck.
He wouldn't even know they existed.
Owe me those shoes.
This closet is like a neman market.
You know why that fucking thing is?
We're going to let the chat decide.
We're going to go to the next one.
Oh, I'm sure they're in the comments.
I'm sure they're going to be in favor.
That's crazy.
I'm so sorry that that happened.
Don't apologize to me.
You gave him the head.
The company doesn't exist anymore.
I wonder why.
Yeah, like that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it was.
I think it was a marketplace where people would sell shoes.
He said that they were fake fast, too.
You didn't have to look at them very much.
This was a marketplace where they sold.
Like, I think that the thing that I was promoting was a marketplace that sold verified shoes.
Remember, look, one thing.
I think it's awesome.
Thank you.
This is back in 2018.
All right.
And back in the Wild West.
That was a long time ago.
Wild West, but I am so sorry.
No, good segment.
Yeah.
Cutie.
Cutie, welcome back.
I'm gone.
You've been gone.
Give you the floor.
Since you've been gone.
What have you been doing?
What have you been doing that caused you to be 35 minutes late to the podcast?
I had a sponsor.
Yes.
Yeah.
I had a sponsor that I had to make a cake for, and the cake wasn't baking fast enough.
So I was sitting there and I was like, and as soon as the cake was done, I pulled it and left.
But Ludwig wasn't home to take the cake out, and my assistant is off today.
So I decided to watch it.
They were going to light my house on fire.
Sue me.
Also, there's really cute baby raccoons in my backyard.
And I did stop and stare at them for a little bit.
Oh, I love raccoons.
But they're like, really, there's four babies and one mom.
What'd you do with your PTO?
Honestly, my taxes.
You do your taxes on your own?
She does her father's taxes as well.
I do my father's.
You do your own taxes?
Well, no, no, no.
My tax guy, but I had to go through and comb through all my transactions.
But my taxes are done and I paid them.
So you submitted your taxes to your tax guy.
Yeah.
But I paid that.
That's demanding.
That's demanding.
Don't you have to do that?
It took forever.
Yeah.
I have thousands of transactions.
Do you have a tax guy that does that for you?
Now I do for 2022, but not for 2023.
You notice that, like, every time we were filming the podcast, Cutie was also streaming.
Well, don't even get me started on scheduling with you bitches.
Don't get me started.
Don't let us get started.
Are you?
Yeah.
Come on, that's unscalable.
He's, oh, and not me.
Oh, oh, not me.
All of you little assholes.
Wait, hold on.
I post my schedule in the thing and I say, hey, when is available?
When can we do this on a weekday for once in everyone's goddamn life?
Excuse me.
No.
I am always available.
I don't know who to point.
The problem is, is my fingers go all directions.
This is my stream time right now.
Cats say I am the one who compromises every week.
No, that's not true.
You don't really just, you realize I also stream at night, Will.
Do you realize that?
I changed my schedule to stream during the day.
I'm a night streamer.
So why are you, why are you blaming me anything, you fucking asshole?
I, what?
I am, I book a flight on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday every week because I don't know when we're going to film.
And I take one of them and refund the rest of them.
That's what I have to do.
The first week, I was incredibly sick, actually.
And I got last week, I was still sick, but I was sick of you guys too and your scheduling problems.
I was sick last week.
Don't say, wow.
Last week's scheduling was actually like worse than most things.
I wanted to kill myself too.
Yeah, I said in the chat, I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah.
Enough of us wanting to kill ourselves.
What's going on in Girly Pop Nation?
Oh, Girly Pop Nation, we have some good stuff.
Fuck yeah.
I don't think you guys know this.
Okay, wait.
I have to send Marsh a tweet.
So Angel Reese.
Yes.
You know her.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Okay.
Angel Reese has a podcast and she had Travis Kelsey's ex on.
Oh, so whatever.
No, this thing.
So I have a few things.
There's some nuance here.
Let me send you the clip, Marsh.
Phil, while I find clip, I have it.
That's how you feel?
Haven't we heard from a reliable source?
Reliable sources that Travis Kelsey's ex was like kind of mean.
Yes.
What are a reliable source?
I'm not going to say that.
Switch to that.
No, I'm not going to say that.
First, first-hand account.
Okay.
She was terrible rude to people in LA nightlife.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, definitely.
That's what we, that's the T. That's the hot goss that we got, cutie.
Talk about even the best.
How about you bring us something we don't know?
They deleted the tweet.
Okay, I just have to find the clip on my own then.
I saved the tweet link.
Okay, while you're pulling that up, girly pop nation style.
Can I just well, we can try cutie's cookies.
I've been waiting to try them as well.
Cutie's not try them.
Why?
Why not?
I'm on the Camp Canoe diet.
Oh, you're still.
Okay.
You still look great.
You look great.
I look better.
You look down in the middle.
I'm surviving.
God damn.
Waxed right now.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if you saw the photo that I posted the other day on Instagram, but you can kind of start seeing myself.
Yeah, anybody.
Get your pussy ass in the tub.
I'm sick of it.
You're going to be flexing.
Leave that in.
He deserves it.
Wow.
Whoa.
You can't know that.
My nipples got hard.
Every time I call you the F-Slur, y'all get offended by it.
It's messed up.
You put a little stink to it.
You have to remember that we growing up were probably called the F-Slur more than you.
I feel like that.
That is actually true.
What the more true.
We are fat kids.
I know, but when I call you, like, I feel guilty that I just said that.
Yeah.
I feel dirty.
It's your word.
Okay.
You got to get in the tub.
You keep flexing this body and you're not going to get in my bathtub.
I have a caveat for this.
What's up?
I flecked so hard for that photo that later that day, I sneezed and I almost died.
I think I had a like.
You're looking very scared.
You look really good.
Thank you.
You look really scared.
I think you and I should do some kind of best friends hot photo shoot.
I'm down.
I would like to do.
Why don't we just do the stupid calendar again?
Okay, sorry.
The boys are talking about.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Find yourself.
Find your shirt.
I'm working on it.
I've been waiting for 10 offs.
I don't know.
I had the lead.
I had it saved.
Okay.
Love Girly Pop Nation.
Yeah.
Girly Pop Nation's fucking up.
That's what I think we should do.
You know how who's the one guy who did the like erotic stuff for charity?
He's got a deep voice.
Markiplier.
What if we do one of those as a fundraiser for something?
Okay.
Like for reconstructing after the hurricane, you and I.
I like that.
All right.
No, he can't say no.
I like it.
Wait, what do you mean I can't say no?
I'm down to do that.
I would love to do that.
I'm so down to do like food activities with you, Will.
It's just, I'm so down.
Hot boys.
Hot boys.
Hot voice.
Yeah.
So happy for you guys.
Hot voice.
Sorry, this is like a boys-only thing.
Yeah, you have a little.
I saw you eating pizza last week, so you've really let yourself go.
Damn, don't let them talk to you like that.
No, I'm not.
My body speaks for itself, baby.
It does.
His body be speaking.
It speaks.
Not my legs.
Have you found it?
Yes.
Angel Reese was on a has her podcast, and she has Travis Kelsey's ex on it, whose name is Kayla.
And Kayla shares some thoughts.
And let's just watch it, and then we're going to unpack it because there's lots of directions to go here.
Okay.
Seeing each other?
Like, are you guys cool or no?
I mean, I would probably like hit him with a head nod.
We've seen each other.
Yeah, we've seen each other in public spaces, but I think that we're both aware of the nature of his new situation.
There's just no room really for us to communicate or acknowledge each other publicly without it being spun into something crazy.
So we just keep it moving.
Wow, thanks.
Loved you guys together.
What she says.
Wait, I think that's a very fair statement.
Right.
That was healthy.
Okay.
Swifties.
Maybe we were wrong about this.
This is Travis's ex.
Yes, Kayla.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
So Swifties went insane.
We fly.
That was such a fair way of dealing with that.
Swifties went inside.
Swifties.
Listen, we hey, meeting of Torcher Poet's department has commenced.
Welcome in.
Swifties went a little kookie beans.
They said, They said, How the fuck is she talking about a relationship that happened two and a half years ago still?
Swifties, I love you.
Peace and love.
My family.
Oh, you know what?
Angel asked.
Yeah.
But also, it's like they're 16.
So they're not, though.
They're my age.
Their conception of two years is probably like way.
No, they're my age.
They're my age.
Don't, hey, Swifties, we have to be held accountable sometimes.
Okay.
Well, I just, yeah, I don't.
That's, I feel like that was a very healthy response.
I thought she was going to be super toxic, but that was like a really, she basically said, like, hey, we have a perfectly fine relationship, but we're not at the point where we can really talk.
Also, because like we know if we talk at all, what the national media would do.
That's not even a Swifty thing.
That's like, true.
They put her on the Jumbotron at football games more than the coaches now.
Imagine, like, this is my thing.
Imagine we're actually.
It's more than Robert Sally.
And, and no, I'm with you, brother.
I'm really because it felt like you just stabbed me.
No, we're going to be talking about that.
Okay.
Imagine, you know, you're at Chili's and you're there with me and your ex comes up and starts talking to you.
Great.
Whatever.
You're like, hey, excuse me.
Nice.
Oh, you look great.
Probably give him a hug.
Hope your life is good.
You know, blah, blah, blah.
The thing is, is if Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey are at Chili's and Kayla goes up to them, media.
No way.
Right?
Like, we understand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's the problem.
But a lot of Swifties, so I'm giving you Swifty's perspective.
They were upset because she referred to it as a situation.
She was like, due to his new situation.
And they're like, that's very disrespectful to Taylor.
No, I honestly don't think he was referring to the relationship as a situation.
I think he was referring, she was referring to like his situation now as like American.
That's how I took it.
But a lot of people are against Kayla for a lot of reasons because she has talked about Travis Kelsey like a lot, but obviously like it's what gets her clicks.
Like she's not, why would she stop doing that?
But, but.
Wait, what does she talk to him about?
She'll just talk about him.
Yeah.
Like she's talked about like dating him and like stuff like that.
Like just like in a positive or negative way.
Listen, I feel in just a way.
I feel very conflicted about this because as I said, some of my friends have had personal interactions with her and said that she was rather rude at LA nightclubs.
So I came in expected to go hot on this.
But that was not a bad behavior, Brian.
Conflicted Feelings on Breakups00:02:43
That was super healthy.
That was actually like healthier than average people that break up and maintain a level of toxicity.
I think she talked about it well.
I think Angel Reese is the weirdo Beardo for being like, I loved you two together.
Well, Angel Reese is still going to have views.
Also, weird as hell though.
Angel Reese is like 21 years old.
It's so weird.
Like, I loved you two together.
I loved you and your ex together.
It's been three years, but like, what do you say to like, thanks.
Yeah, we miss it so much.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, but do you ever love people together?
Huh?
Like, do you ever like a couple that you saw in the past and you're like, wow, they were so good together.
Selena and Justin Bieber.
Yeah, something like that.
No, I don't care that much.
Okay.
All right.
You ever miss a couple?
I'm trying to think.
Do I miss a couple?
Tom and Nicole.
Yeah.
Kidman?
Yeah.
Were they a couple?
I thought they were just in Isla.
Oh, they were definitely a couple.
Tommy and Pam.
Jennifer Lopez and Vent Affleck.
See?
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New Markets and Dating Drama00:15:32
Did you miss Travis?
No, I don't give a.
You're on to the next.
Yeah I, I think.
I think people get really confused on the type of swifty I am.
No no no, I don't care about who she's dating.
Fire she'd, she'd develop resentment.
I don't, I really don't give a.
I don't give a on who she's dating.
I don't, I just like her music.
I'm sorry there are, I never have.
There are unmentionables on this podcast whose names I feel like did not bring up.
Last relationship.
You were none too pleased and met with Maddie Healy.
Yeah, that's not true.
You can check the tapes.
No no no, she swifties were mad at Maddie Healy.
She was like no, she was like I was like what the girl did she wants to do?
Yeah, thank you, you remember.
You guys have this weird brain warp where you like accept, like I think I am.
I wasn't talking about Maddie Healy necessarily, John Mayer, there are unmentionables in the.
Yeah, I think it's weird that a 29 year old dated a 19 year old.
Assume there are unmentionables.
Weird of me to think that's weird.
Well, it's all.
It's not just him.
There's some other unmentionable as well.
I feel like you.
Who the?
Does she date Voldemar?
What's going on?
I don't know who they're talking about.
I don't even know who she dates.
Anything else going on in girls?
Uh, Jj Lahal, I don't care.
Well, we mentioned his name, do I have bleep that out anyway?
Um uh, but overall I will have to say Swifties um that, you know, maybe went a little too hard on Kayla, and i'm sure there's other things.
I didn't listen to the whole podcast, but it went a little too hard on Kayla uh, and also I have To say, because I think I love Swifties.
I am a Swifty, but some of the Swifties were like, Why is she talking about this relationship that happened two and a half years ago still?
And it's like, guys, Taylor wrote would have, should have, could have two years ago about a relationship that happened 10 years ago.
Like, chill.
You got to chill.
Like, it's fine to talk about your past.
Like, it's, you know, anyway.
And also, people, people have this perception that you have to be on bad terms with your ex no, you should be on happy terms.
Exactly.
That's what the dream is to be unhappy.
Happy, unhappy terms.
There's no reason.
It didn't work out for that moment in life.
You move on and find happiness.
But you were still best friends at one point.
So why would you stop being best friends?
Nobody can take that moment of your life away from you.
Yeah.
That's right.
Anyway, this meeting with the tortured poets department is adjourned.
Okay.
Can I talk about the best days?
Just kidding, sorry.
My life.
Oh, okay.
Now I feel better.
Are you happy?
I am.
I'm very happy.
You look right now.
This shirt, my dad has that exact shirt.
It looks like the Texas flag.
Yeah.
Anyway, or the French one.
Today, normally I would have streamed for eight to ten hours, as always, covering awful things that are happening all around the world, being laser focused on Twitter.
But instead of doing that, I was invited to play in a basketball tournament with 16 content creators.
Most of them were basketball content creators.
Some of them played at a very high level, including Division I, NCAA, NBA prospects, people that actually genuinely still go out and play with NBA players during the out there.
I am not talking about Ludwig.
Jesser was the one who invited me of 2 Hype.
He's also at 100 Thieves.
He wanted me to play with them.
It was a one-on-one basketball tournament, 16 players, single elimination bracket.
Marsh, can you give me a Diet Coke?
Insane.
Sorry.
That's what I'm talking about.
Insane.
That's what I'm talking about.
Get your snacks before the flight takes off.
16-minute monologue.
Come on.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
That I'm not fucking talking about how an old woman slighted me on an airplane.
And instead, have something different.
Someone get this guy some Subway surface.
Go ahead.
Anyway, sorry.
Continue.
Single elimination, 16 players.
These guys are all very good.
Like a lot of very, very good basketball players, including Chris from also from Too Hype.
I went in with no expectations.
I was supposed to be the underdog.
I was supposed to be the person that is like, you know, going to get owned pretty early on.
I played against a content creator who wasn't a basketball player in my first round.
He was 18 years old.
He's like a Hasanabi head.
Apparently, he's like a family YouTuber.
He's like the kid in a family YouTuber.
I don't know.
Is he like the kid that opens toys?
No, no, not Ryan's toy reviews.
That would have been really funny, though.
His name, I'm going to give it to you right now.
And then we can even look this up potentially.
Hudson Matter of the Matter family.
Anyway, so I played against him.
What's the Matter family?
I beat him, but that was normal.
That was expected.
Right?
Cool.
Yeah.
He doesn't look like that anymore.
He's 18.
He's actually a wonderful guy.
I just.
He's bragging about being a child.
No, that's not.
He doesn't look older in any of these photos.
No, he does.
Yeah.
See, the bottom one is a little bit better.
He's 18.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
He was invited.
There was a 15-year-old there as well who cooked, actually.
He's like one of the top prospects in the country.
I forget it.
It's so nice they invited Jason the Ween.
Yeah, no, Jason the Ween was also invited and he got destroyed.
That makes sense by not a basketball player, which made it even funnier.
So in any case, I beat him.
That was fine.
That was one thing.
The 18 year old.
And then up next.
Yes.
Up next, I had someone who was significantly better.
Chris from 2Hype.
He's 6'10.
He's a lethal shooter.
And I pulled off the greatest upset of the entire video that is going to be out late November.
Nice.
Well, you just spoiled it, Bozo.
No, I asked if I could talk about it.
I was like, yeah, it's fine.
As long as you don't see that.
You spoiled it for me, an avid watcher.
We are so proud of you.
Well, regardless, ate nothing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me look at your face.
You win the whole thing?
I'm not going to say anything.
Good job.
Yeah, I'm not saying anything.
Wait for the video to come out.
But the point I wanted to make was I spent very little time on my phone and I spent the entire day playing basketball with people who are much better than me.
And it was fucking awesome.
I got to do that.
It's amazing.
Athletics are great.
I came right from the PBC.
Pickleball court.
That's right.
That's right.
The PBC.
Went 5-0 today.
That's expected.
That we do.
That's expected.
You are literally, you got a fucking racquetball or whatever.
What is it called?
Is it racquetball?
Wow.
No, what was the scholarship?
I was like, I was like, I was like, you don't paddle.
No, what is you?
The scholarship.
You got a scholarship to go play like college collegiate level athletics for squash.
Squash.
Yeah, I didn't take it.
Are you just like beating up like old ladies?
No, it's Creator League.
Oh, Creator League.
Yeah.
It's great.
It's a lot of fun.
Is there like a.
Because I'm going to move to LA.
Sure.
Is there like a gay night?
No, no.
No, no.
Is there like indoor soccer or something that I could play?
Or outdoor soccer?
Why are you laughing at me?
There's not a creator.
What the fuck does that have to do with the play?
He just wants balls.
I want to play a sport.
He wants a club.
I want to play a sport.
Well, then you get your ass out on the pickleball court.
Yeah, you can play ballback.
There's a golf one.
I'm never going to play basketball.
Nobody likes to play the sports that I'm good at.
I like to play that.
To be honest, there actually is a really competitive soccer scene, but you're going to have to learn Spanish.
Oh, see?
Yeah.
Okay, you're going to.
No, those soccer leagues are super competitive.
They play all the time.
There's also a big basketball scene as well.
There's like an AAU or something.
There is a lot of intermural sport themes in Los Angeles if you get into it, but they are.
It's not a joke.
My finger is still broken from when we played in Austin.
Okay.
It's still fuzzy.
Yeah, we fucked it up.
It was me and Will first the world.
And soccer?
Yeah.
I don't understand.
Hassan looks at me like I'm not an athlete.
You are an athlete.
Thank you.
You just said they'd fuck you.
You're Baker Gayfield.
Thank you.
I meant like those guys take it really seriously.
Yeah, they take it really seriously.
I take it very seriously.
I don't think Hassan fucks with you.
What?
I don't think he fucks with you.
No, he doesn't fuck with you.
Are you staying here tonight?
Yeah.
God damn it.
I am.
I am staying here.
I already put my bags in my room.
God damn it.
Thank you for cleaning it, by the way.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Thanks for getting rid of my old protein drinks.
Yeah.
Can I have a sandwich tonight?
I've been trying to get him to make me a, he makes a ham sandwich.
I know.
It's his one thing.
The eggs, the milking.
Mainly for bringing something good.
I'm congratulating on your victory.
Thank you.
I just, I felt really good not being online for the whole day.
Anything else you want to talk about?
No.
That's it.
Austin, we've all been a little bit more.
I want to eat these cookies.
I brought all my stuff.
You can try the cookies.
I brought stuff, but I was really high when I thought of these things.
Austin's hair.
Here you go.
There's a couple cool things that are happening out in the food industry right now.
Okay.
One of which is Wendy's has released the SpongeBob.
Crabby Patty.
Krabby Patty.
I heard it's.
I heard it's just a Dave single.
There's a trend going around where people show up to the drive-through of Wendy's and play a SpongeBob-related tune to order their Krabby Patty.
Okay.
And it's driving people across the country crazy that work at Wendy's.
I think it'd make me happy.
Marsh, I think there's a.
By the way, I don't know if you guys saw, but the Dodgers beat the Padres.
Yeah, they're going to the worlds.
Well, no.
Oh.
But they will be playing more games.
So we still have another chance to do the 999.
Just bring that up while we're waiting for you to bring this clip up.
I'm down.
I'm just going to pick a random one.
Okay.
I'm not trying ever again.
I'm Mr. Down, dude.
What does that mean?
You saw how hard I tried to get everyone to go to the freaking baseball game.
Yeah, but I had already given up.
This is the problem, Will.
You'll try, and then I'll try.
We're on different wavelengths.
We got to sync our cycles.
Why are you salty?
No, she had my bad.
Why are you mad?
They're delicious.
I'm not.
They're incredible, but the pumpkin ones are fantastic.
It's a new trend.
Also, speaking of pumpkins, did you?
Yes.
They're in the car.
I couldn't carry them myself.
This is a trend that's going across the country and it's going viral on TikTok.
So this is Austin asking us to go do this.
No, I don't think we should go do this.
I think it's awful.
Hey, Eater.
Home dear root.
You think of a choosing magical wonderful crappy patty?
What can we get?
Started for you.
Pause.
Pause.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know.
Is that part of the trend?
I know.
That guy's not into it.
What did he just say?
I think he had a stroke.
Hey, Eater.
Home dear world.
You think of a choosing magical videos?
Hum to the wonderful Krabby Patty?
What can we get?
Started for you.
Pause.
He said, hey there.
Ho there.
Thanks for choosing the magical Wendy's, home of the Krabby Patty.
What can I get you started?
We need this sort of enthusiasm back in the American workforce.
Look at this.
That was, I have never gone to a drive.
It's always like, what do you want?
Yeah.
Well, a lot of these are like this because people have been getting fed up at what's happening.
Okay, let's see what the response.
Well, I mean, to be fair, after that intro, you can do whatever you want.
Yeah.
Oh, this is what people have been doing.
I'd bust it down.
Oh, you know exactly why I'm here.
Charlie?
You want one of them Krabby Patties?
Don't kiss Winford.
I'll go peekooba.
So that's go to another video.
That seems great.
Yeah.
Go to another video.
They're just people just doing this all over.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
That drive-in guy, A, was probably very high and two loved what was happening because he said, you want one of them Krabby Patties, don't you?
I don't know what to do.
Significantly less hype song.
But that's what they've been doing.
Also, I don't think that got okay.
See, that's not a receptive person.
Except for the Krabby Patty meal?
Yeah.
Anything else?
Not to go with the.
Can we order a Krabby Patty meal right now?
Like over the order one right now so we can try it.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Okay.
See?
You order that?
Pretty order.
Pretty good.
I want to talk about it.
Not a bad sand, Austin.
Nothing to do with planes.
The other one is Taco Bell has released a new because I love going to Taco Bell.
Right?
Yeah.
Love going to Taco Bell.
Never know what to get from Taco Bell.
They have a new feature on their app where you can randomly hit a button and it'll create a random order for you.
What?
Why would anyone want to do that?
Because you're drunk and you don't know what to get at fucking Taco Bell.
I think it's brilliant.
I think it's genius.
Everybody's in their phone.
No, I'm trying to get us a Kai Senator Krabby Patty on the motherfucking.
You gotta go to the drive-thru to harass one of the workers with a.
You can't order the Kai Senat burger either.
Do we have anybody that can make what's the fucking point of living?
Yeah, do we have anybody that can go get us?
We don't have friends.
Yes, what the fuck?
I have so many friends.
Oh, what's Caroline?
What's Caroline?
Don't make her go do it.
While we're on the SpongeBob note, there is a SpongeBob video I want to show you guys.
That's like pretty crazy.
Oh, now we're cooking.
We can get the Kai Senat.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, we're not doing McDonald's.
How many Kai Sanat chicken?
We're not doing McDonald's is BDS.
What's BDS?
Boycott Divestments and Sanctions.
But Kai Senat.
I don't care.
You ruin everything I care about.
God damn it.
We are starving.
What are you going to say about the Talk to a podcast?
What?
That's what I thought.
What about the Talk to a Podcast?
She's BDS.
She's in BDSM.
Play the SpongeBob video, which is pretty crazy.
There's some interesting lore here.
And I want to.
I'm sorry, Kitty.
I want to talk about that.
This is going to be good for, I guess, like, I want to hear Will's perspective on this.
As a former SNL fan, you probably don't like the current state of SNL.
I think there are some very funny people on SNL right now.
Okay.
Yeah, there are, but the broader, I think the broader strokes of SNL has become like very different than what this was.
So in 2003, Tom Kenney, the voices of SpongeBob, acted in an SNL animation.
Yeah.
And Saturday TV Funhouse.
Yeah, this right here is like a markedly different tone that SNL used to take when they used to be, in my opinion, a lot more bold with their comedy.
Here, play this full screen.
Hey, we could make our own cartoon about Iraq.
Bush, that's a great idea.
If I were Carter, I'd kiss you.
SNL Tone Shifts Over Time00:14:19
USA!
U.S.
I don't know.
Cut.
Okay, people, let's take it from the top.
Just relax, kid.
I'm sorry, guys.
I consider myself a patriot, but I'm not comfortable doing this.
I mean, it just seems really racist.
Who?
Ac Mex?
He's just typical Iraqi.
You have him eating bald eagle heads.
Different cultures like different foods.
I don't know.
Well, what about this part?
You want me to sponge up all of the urine in America and then squeeze myself over Saddam Hussein's mouth?
Listen, punk.
I can make one phone call and have the catch and jammer kids here before you're in your limo.
Look, I have the utmost respect for all of you, even Ford.
But I just can't do this.
Good for you, Mr. Pants.
Hey, do you guys want to use Yasmin belief?
I kind of told her we might have something for her.
Go away.
I declare cold yeah.
Hold him for questioning.
Check his hard drive for child porn.
I don't even have a computer.
So was this SNL?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
So SNL, like, and they used to have a lot of segments, most famously, the ambiguously gay duo that ran on a segment of animated shorts called Saturday TV Funhouse.
So, um, what ended up happening?
So, obviously, this entire bit is about like criticizing America's like overtly racist propaganda to justify the war on terror.
It was aired in 2003, which is pretty crazy at a time when like you could get canceled pretty quickly if you changed the name of it.
France was like, We're not gonna invade Afghanistan.
We we changed the name to Freedom Fries, yeah, for a little bit.
This is a bit of an American Me Up segment that just kind of happened crazy.
Were the Democrats on board at the time?
Yeah, um, anyway, everyone was on board.
If you weren't on board, you were a terrorist.
So, in response, basically, because he used the SpongeBob voice, Paramount made Tom Kenny sign a contract giving Paramount approval of all uses of the SpongeBob voice.
That was their retaliation today.
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
SpongeBob's so based, though.
Well, so one, I guess, like, I mean, I don't know.
I was shocked because I had not seen this before, and I was shocked at like how edgy the comedy was because that's edgy as fuck.
Like, they're talking about how the government will put child porn in your hard drive and like arrest you, right?
It's like, this is that is out of control.
You used to take it right to the limit for a lot of their sketches for sure.
What the fuck happened?
They don't do that anymore at all.
Um, no, they had Mudang as Chapel Roan the other day, and it was very funny.
Wow, I want to kill myself.
I, every part of this subject matter that we talked about, every part, like, oh, the drive-thrus.
Oh, Taco Bell has a fucking application that if you can't really choose what kind of taco you want, it randomizes it for you.
Excuse you.
We are becoming no, not you guys.
We as a nation are a dying empire.
Okay, we are fucking dying.
I'm so sorry.
I just want my Kaisen up burger and I want to listen to KSI's new song.
Yeah, and I want, I don't know what to order, Taco Bell.
I think everything have you seen Mudang.
Have you seen the menu?
Nothing.
What about Pesto?
There is no more art.
There is no more.
There's no more artistic interpretation.
There is no like emotion-invoking, thought-provoking mediums out there at all.
Everything is for mass consumption.
Everything has to be, everything has to be like, oh, this is what I'm consuming.
The KSI song isn't that lame.
Oh, the Cybertruck.
Isn't that fucking weird looking?
Oh, yeah, but let's all buy it.
So, like, it just, oh, God, I'm sorry.
If only there was someone out there making art like myself and the bodyhead cartoon premiering on Adult Swim, November the 15th.
No, no, no.
Second episode came out.
The pilot, the full pilot's coming out November 15th on Adult Swim.
But yeah, second episode right now on the internet.
Go watch it.
Have you watched one of the episodes on your stream yet?
I have not.
I get overstimulated by weird animation style.
I want to watch it right now.
Cutie, you're just making shit out.
No, I really don't.
Overstimulated by the Courage the Cowardly Dog.
It really stresses me out.
It scared me the fuck up.
Yeah, because it was scary.
Or Meat Canyon, the way he draws, really like, or Beavis and Butthead.
I can't.
Ed Ed and Eddie would stress me out.
You just lie and tell the people.
It's going to be awesome.
Most people don't have my problems.
I have to.
I'm just telling you, I started watching it.
I have your problems.
Don't tell him that.
I don't have her problems.
I started watching it because I wanted to hear your voice, but I had.
So you're telling me that none of you have watched my cards.
No, I listened to it all.
I listened to it.
No, none of you have watched my cartoon.
He did.
He didn't.
No.
He Marsh did.
Of course, Marsh did.
Because Marsh is my friend.
It counts as a watch if I listened.
I had to look away.
It caused a visceral reaction.
I've been taking away.
I can't even watch anime most of the time.
Whenever people get punched and stuff comes out of their nose, dream is coming true, and my friends are not supporting me.
No, I listen to a half hour of basketball talk, but you guys can't spare five minutes to watch a cartoon.
It's only five minutes.
Yes, it's three.
It's on YouTube.
YouTube shorts.
Oh my God.
What are we watching right now?
I was trying to schedule out an entire hour.
It's five minutes.
An hour.
That's a cartoon.
Thought it was going to be a long time.
You know what?
Fuck me.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to make awesome.
This is a nice credit.
I'm going to sit down and watch this.
This is a genuine appeal.
Cutie watched it to the people watching Girly Pop Nation, Army of Gays.
There's no Army of Gays.
The Piker stands.
My fans.
Please, if you have the time, go to the YouTube, leave a comment, watch it.
It would mean a great deal to us.
We're going to watch it.
Because if it gets enough support on the internet, and then when it airs on November 15th, it will be picked up by Adult Swim, and there will be a full season made with 15-minute episodes.
And we're really excited about that.
So please, if you have any time, this is my ad read to you.
Go watch Bodyhead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I know you two are always worried about how virile you are.
What's that?
What does that word mean?
Like your ability to reproduce your sexual energy.
I'm not really stressed about that.
I mean, I definitely all the time.
It's all you talk about.
And that's why this week's America Me Up is for you.
Eagle Scream.
Header.
Animation of me holding sparklers.
Quick clip of the blue angel.
All right.
We're back.
Nice.
Thanks for the new header.
We're talking about John Romulus Brinkley.
Ramos.
Romulus and Ramos.
I know them.
Wait.
Ramos killed Romulus.
That's why Rome is named Rome.
Right, but his name is John Romulus Brinkley.
You want your cookie?
No.
Have you guys ever heard of John Romulus Brinkley?
No.
No.
Okay.
John Romulus Brinkley was a doctor in the 1920s, famous for being a little bit of a snake oil salesman.
He was a little bit of a grifter, a little bit of a na'er-do-well.
Okay.
And his specialty was: how many fucking cookies are you going to eat during my sex?
Shame him.
What's wrong?
You have a cookie in both hands.
Will, I'm just, I'm listening.
They're only 100%.
I tend to die for you.
Oh, no.
I interrupt, people.
I'm what am I?
Just call me a fat bitch.
Just call me a fat bitch.
You have two cookies in your hands right now.
I'm trying to listen to this.
I'm drinking a Diet Coke.
Okay.
I was fine.
I don't know how this became like you were here before me.
You basically.
You have a concealer in front of you.
You have a Diet Coke in front of you.
You have two cookies in both hands.
You ate one of them.
What is happening?
Your tongue died purple from how many cookies you've had.
Why are you such a mess today?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Leave me alone.
I just, I had a cold.
It's only 55 calories a cookie.
Thank you.
All right.
As I was saying, his specialty was male reproduction.
Okay.
Now, one of his patients one day told him, Doctor, John, I see the billy goats outside of my house and they're always fucking.
Do you think you could take their testicles and put them in me?
I bet it would work.
That's awesome.
John Romulus said, of course, I can do that.
And so he took.
Why does no one ever ask me to do cool things?
True.
He took billy goat testicles and sewed them inside the man's scrotum.
Did he at least give the man the goat the man's testicles?
No.
That's fucked up.
That's kind of fucked up.
He kept his own testicles.
Yes.
Just packed his sack full.
So he has four balls.
Four balls.
And he never connected the billy goat testicles.
He just put them in there.
Oh.
Now, that man, after years of trying, his wife got pregnant.
And the legend is she was cheating on him.
But John Romulus took that as a sign that the billy goat testicle surgery was a massive success.
I mean, did he cut the guy's like actual balls off?
No, he just jammed it all in there.
So that's what I mean.
Like, can you, your body accept that?
Well, let's continue.
Okay.
So after this rousing success, John Romulus performed this surgery on dozens and dozens of men, including.
Dude, this is why I say men are dumb.
This is in the 1920s.
Everybody was dumb.
Including one celebrity radio station owner who then gave John Romulus his own radio show, effectively making him the InfoWars of the 1920s in Arkansas.
And he would go on and espouse insane conspiracy theories on how to become more virile, like eating more billy goat testicle or coming in for your testicle replacement surgery.
And he amassed a massive following and eventually ran for office to become the governor.
He won over a third of the vote and almost won.
Oh my God.
At this point, he was a multi, multi-multi-million.
Can I just say something?
You may.
This motherfucker had a radio show in the 1920s and he only got a third.
I think they probably still saw him as a bit of a crank at that point.
Well, needless to say, he became insanely rich.
He would be more successful today, by the way, than in the 1920s for sure.
He had a fleet of cars, a giant mansion, two private planes.
In the 20s?
Yes.
Oh.
And was considered one of the wealthiest men in the country.
And at this point, he had performed over 20,000 billy goat testicle surgeries.
Bro, this man was snipping, dude.
When did he have time to just go fucking chop chops?
Yeah.
Where do you even get a billy goat?
He didn't really have time, Hassan.
In fact, he never even stopped drinking to perform the surgeries anymore and would frequently do a poor job stitching up the scrotums or just jam testicles in at odd angles, which led to the death of over 14 men.
Oh my God.
I would think there would be more.
Yeah.
That's a pretty good success.
The Health Association finally made it their mission to take down John Romulus after the dozens of needless deaths.
Dozens of needless deaths.
And so John Romulus finally had his medical license taken away.
He had a license?
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit.
You can't be chopping people's balls off and putting billy goats in there.
Right.
He was rendered penniless and without his degree.
And he took very bad care of himself and apparently had diabetes.
So they cut off his leg and he died like legless, penniless, and without any friends after he was exposed as a charlatan fraud for haphazardly stitching billy goat testicles inside men with no medical evidence that it was a success.
How did he lose all his money?
This and the Spanish flu prevention back then leads me to believe that at that era, regardless of the lack of knowledge that we had, the American government was still more functional than it is now.
Yeah.
So that's crazy.
Gentlemen, would you try an experimental billy goat testicle surgery?
Absolutely not.
No, I come just great, just fine.
Like just fine.
Okay.
I'm not worried about, I would, I'm not sure how fertile I am.
Yeah.
I haven't tried.
Yeah.
But I, is there a test I could take?
Yes.
And then you just put your two in a thing and then they tell you how fast it is.
Yeah.
Have you guys ever done that before?
No, no, I'm just curious.
I've got my testosterone.
Is there like a push?
Yeah, me too.
I've done that.
What's your level?
It's above average.
It was really above average.
I just started saying they weren't worried about their virality.
No, no, I get it.
I get a regular physical once a year.
And in that process, I do blood work.
What?
What was the number?
The first one was like 700.
That's kind of low.
No, it's actually.
I'm just kidding.
It's actually super fucking high.
And then the one I did, the one I did like two years ago was actually above, like it was average.
High Blood Work Numbers Revealed00:02:35
It was like 455, 460 or something.
Yeah.
Why'd you get so much testosterone?
I don't know.
Lifting legs.
Billy goats.
Probably.
Yep.
Or we know his secret.
Billy goats.
You would think that if the goat balls were in you, they would start just dying inside of you.
I think that's what happened.
But more people would die than 14.
That's what I thought too.
Your body would reject it.
People were more resilient, yeah.
Or maybe they just didn't track them as much.
Yeah.
Like, there's no way to track all those.
These guys were just really excited about their big fat sacks.
It's so weird.
Oh, my God.
I feel like four balls is too much.
Too much ball sack.
Too much.
Yeah, I would agree.
I think.
It also kind of make your penis look smaller in comparison.
Well, I actually think fat balls were though at the time.
I think they're still in.
Well, anyway, that's my America Me Up this.
That was a fantastic American Meeting.
Thank you.
I really enjoyed it.
That was incredible.
I thought you were going to go a different way with this when you were talking about whatever.
Watching history, so I can't go anywhere.
I thought you were going to make something up.
No.
But there is this doctor that I learned about in LA actually that teaches women how to orgasm.
Oh, I know about this.
In the way that you go in there and they jerk you off.
They like simulate your fiddle your doodle.
Wait, how did this guy get this?
I was just going to say, it's two women.
Oh, women.
It's two women that run this practice.
And essentially, you go in there as a woman and they like measure your brain waves to tell you, like, because a lot of women, you, this sounds crazy, but there are going to be women in the comments that are like, no, cutie, I get you.
A lot of women, you cannot tell if it's an orgasm.
Okay.
Like, you can be like, yeah, that was great.
Kitty, that would be insane stream content.
Imagine going and get your fiddle diddled.
For educational purposes.
Yeah, film from the waistline.
No.
Yeah, they only.
No, no, no.
That's how we get you on the Sibian.
No, they film your brainwaves.
They film your brain.
I don't want chat to be like people pogging when I'm orgasming.
That's crazy.
We need to how stern it up a little bit.
No.
Hold on.
I will.
We should do this.
You can't.
You're not a woman.
They're not going to jerk you off.
You know how to come.
No.
I know I know how to come.
But they don't know that.
I know.
Doctor.
How do I use this big fat cock?
No, no, no.
I was saying we should do it.
Like, do that, not do the place.
Cutting Ears and Censorship Talk00:03:44
No, like, not as licensed men.
I think he just wants you to let me just tell women to come.
Let's all three of us stand in a circle and grab each other's arms.
I'm just saying.
No, I don't want to grab your cocks.
I'm just saying film myself and then put my brain next to it.
And this is the human male brain on an orgasm.
Wow.
Right?
Yeah, sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Anyway.
I thought that was fascinating.
I think it's fascinating.
Because a lot of women don't know.
Kitty, you need to get your ass on the Sibian and film.
I don't want to get on the Sibian.
Hey, let's get Juba Masibian, Kitty.
Let's get her up there.
No.
Hey, Dan, take it up to 15.
Howard Zarn doesn't do cool shit anymore.
He's just like fucking interview Kamala Harris.
I learned this week was that on Aladdin, they changed the intro song.
Did you know that?
Because it's too racist.
No, it was too racist.
And now, if you watch Aladdin on Disney Plus, it comes up with a warning, like an apology.
What's racist about it?
A thousand bad guys.
Pull it up.
Aladdin racist intro.
I need to see it.
Yep.
I do not remember any racism.
My mom literally teaches my mom teaches this as a course.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Yeah.
My mom, straight up, as a part of her curriculum, talks about Orientalism and like how Aladdin is part of her college.
Censorship comparison will probably give you that.
D-edited.
Look at the de-edited one.
Yeah, de-edited, de-edited, de-edited.
I imagine, okay.
It's from 14 years ago.
So it's that's probably when they edited it.
Pause.
So essentially, this came out.
Aladdin came out.
Amazing.
1994.
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Anyway, comes out.
They get so many hate mail letters that then they change it on all the VHS tapes.
They change the song.
Sure, okay.
But even now, on if you watch it on Disney Plus, it pops up with a warning that they're like, hey, sorry, we made caricatures out of so I might have never seen this version even.
Potentially.
But it's just the words.
Okay, let's see it where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Once upon a time in Hollywood, right there.
That's it.
Yeah.
All right.
Keep playing.
No, that's the only line.
No, there's got to be more.
It's not.
They cut off your ear if you don't want your face.
Played out.
Played out.
It was really only the beginning part, but you didn't believe it.
Did they cut off your ear shit?
Yeah, they cut off their ears.
That's true.
They cut off your ear if they didn't have to be a bad.
I mean, the entire story of Aladdin is like Oriental.
Costumes for Agrabah Adventures00:13:52
What's the name of the town?
Agrabah.
Yeah.
I would go to Agrabah.
And the problem is, is like all, like, all the side characters are very, like, like, propaganda-y.
Yeah, no, they're racist.
They're caricatures.
Yeah.
The entire project is obviously built on top of like racist stereotyped imagery of Arabs in general.
Yeah, so they post apology now.
I still think it's a banger.
I think this is Disney's next land that they're going to build.
It's not.
Oh my God, we have to talk about that too.
Wait, what?
Buckle up, bitches.
Disney's building a new land.
Yes!
Shut the fuck up.
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Disney World.
Guess what?
No fucking way.
I take back everything I've said about the Wendy's.
Shut up.
I know who it's for.
You guys, you love this.
Shut up.
Go ahead.
Disney's new land.
I'm excited.
He didn't have a Disney World is building Villain's Land.
Oh!
Let go!
Awesome.
That is so cool.
That's insane.
Every one of the villains is gay.
Yes.
Yes.
That's awesome.
It's going to be amazing.
In Florida?
Yep.
Oh, God.
It's not going to be done in like seven years.
Seven years?
God, I'm going to be so old by now.
I know.
I know.
I'm not going to stop you from going to Disney Wars.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to do Disney like it's never been done before.
They're also, you know, what's crazy is in Florida as well.
So right next to Frontierland, the ride, the rail runaway, not railroad, no, no, no, no.
Thunder Mountain.
Thunder Mountain, Terry Mountain.
Next to Thunder Mountain is usually the little lake that the Mark Twain.
Yeah, they're taking out the lake and they're putting a cars ride.
Ooh.
Kind of weird.
That's very strange.
So now there's going to be Frontierland cars ride.
Critter Country.
Weird.
But they're renaming Critter Country into like the Bayou.
Yeah, no, no.
I thought that was weird.
I saw that on my TikTok.
Yeah.
They're taking out the boat.
Which is weird because it's a big separate river.
N-ward Jim.
Yeah.
What?
Mark Twain.
They could rename a boat.
N-word Jim is on the boat.
What?
That's he wrote a, he wrote.
That's who's on the boat in the story.
It's Tom Sawyer and N-word Jim.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Huckleberry Finn.
Is that their book?
No, Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer has a bunch of books.
So Huckleberry Finn.
Finn is like the first one, but the Tom Sawyer is the one where he and N-word Jim go on a raft.
That's right.
Down to the river.
And they call it the Mark Twain River.
Yeah.
I don't know why they're putting a cars ride in.
It's not the same as the one.
No, it's different.
I'll tell you why.
There are no cars named the N-word.
Because Woke ruined it.
That's true.
Yeah, you can't have it.
You can't even.
That's true.
They're also adding an Encanto ride and a Coco ride.
Ooh.
Encanto in Florida, a Coco in LA.
And then those were the two main ones.
And another Avengers ride.
Perfect.
I'm all in.
Yeah.
I'm all in.
I'm buying a ticket and I'm buying a private Oogie Bash.
Oh, yeah.
What's the date?
I've told you guys.
I know.
I got to look at it.
I know the date.
October 17th.
Do you guys want to go to Halloween Horror Nights at one point?
Yeah.
I'm scared.
At Universal.
I'll do it.
Is it the 25th?
Yeah.
You know what?
No.
Fuck you guys.
Wait, what?
I'm down.
I'm with people who want to go.
I'm down.
You did this.
This is your body.
I want you to see your body language.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm tired.
I'm ready.
Shut your bitch ass.
I play basketball all day.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I want to go to Universal with my friends.
We're going to buy the Gundam suits in the paywall, by the way.
Okay.
What Gundam suits?
We're all getting it.
Oh, we were going to do it without cutie.
Don't worry about it.
It was their idea.
Girl, don't worry about it.
I don't even care about it.
I don't care.
You don't want a Gundam suit?
And you won't get a Gundam suit.
Do you want to?
See, this is the new way we are doing things.
If you are not enthusiastic about something, you're fucking not.
I said no.
I didn't want it.
Good.
You don't get one.
I can't fit it in my fucking suitcase.
Why would you need a suitcase?
You're moving to Adams.
What are you going to use it for?
When we get them.
I would just like to make something very, very clear.
And this needs to be set in stone.
You guys need to know this.
There's no argument.
I respect your boundaries, Queen.
Thank you.
Oogie Boogie Bash.
Number one, I choose your costumes in case you're talking about Gundam costumes.
Okay.
Number no, we're wearing costumes because you're wearing costumes at Oogie Boogie Bash.
Wait, I thought that was a taboo.
So Oogie Boogie Bash, you wear costumes.
But you can wear Disney characters?
Yes.
Yes.
Wait, hold on.
Who are you going to choose for me?
If I get a lame character, I'm just going to fucking lose it.
Okay.
Well, let's talk about that in a second.
Number two, I also choose the podcast Halloween costumes.
You guys don't get a say.
So I don't know what you're using Gundam costumes for.
Well, those are going to take 12 weeks.
Okay, then we're fine.
Okay.
I don't.
As long as you're not ruining Halloween or taking it away from me.
We got to ruin Vortex the Origin.
This is very important because she might dress you as something dog shit.
This is what's happening.
What are you going to dress as you're going to make me slutty?
I don't care.
No, she's not going to be Disney.
Fuck.
Sorry.
Well, we have some options.
Let me, I'm going to send you a link.
Who's Oogie Boogie Bash?
No, it's not for kids, right?
Oogie Boogie Bash.
Okay.
Can I make it for kids?
You can't work something sexy.
Can I make some suggestions?
Yes.
Okay.
There's some things that immediately come to mind.
Okay.
I think we all need to be in the same universe.
Yes.
Yes.
Don't worry about it.
So, so watch.
Follow my follow this match.
Wait a second.
I have to send this to Mish really quick.
Okay.
Beauty and the beast.
Yes, I've thought about that.
Belle.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
Gaston.
Uh-huh.
But I want to be beast.
You can't be.
Stop trying to be with me.
I have a boyfriend.
Beast.
Right here.
And the fucking candylabra.
Yeah.
Yes.
Wait, wait.
Yes.
Okay.
Lock me.
Wait, wait.
Can you look that up?
I liked it.
I don't know who that is.
Oh, don't worry.
You're going to look great.
Who the hell is that?
The fact that you and I hit that in this video.
No, I was walking around.
Are you fucking kidding?
It's you.
That's you.
The fucking candle?
Dude, it's pivotal character.
I'm the candle.
You want to be the clock instead?
Well, I had the idea.
I also had the idea of ending Mrs. Potts and Marsh being chip.
Okay.
How about what other universe options?
Bo Peep and will be the three peeps.
A fun idea.
Snow White.
Okay.
Dwarfs.
What do you think?
Three dwarves?
That doesn't work.
Okay, Grumpy.
That doesn't work.
I'm more of a dog.
Got you there.
Well, I'm being a bit of a grumpy.
I'm always willing to dope you.
I want to be the prince.
Stop trying.
Actually, never mind.
You're hot with this guy.
Nightmare Before Christmas.
Uh-huh.
We can live like Jack and Sally.
Sally.
I want to be Jack.
Oogie Boogie.
What the fuck?
Wait, no.
Jack?
Oogie boogie.
Uh-huh.
And then the little doctor that rides around the wheelchair.
Why do you guys get the shitty character?
Well, this is the fun one.
You want to hear this one?
This is so fun.
Sure.
Meg.
Okay.
Hades.
Oh.
Hercules.
Yeah.
I already have a Hercules costume.
What is Pegasus?
You don't know what Pegasus is?
What's going on?
He can be pain.
Marsh can be panic.
Okay, Pegasus.
He doesn't know how to spell it.
I have a Hercules costume already.
I would buy it.
I actually really like.
Okay, if we're going to do this.
Oh, the horse.
That's not bad.
We got to do these costumes.
Like, we have to order these costumes tonight.
Because I want to look good.
Like, you want a special effects makeup artist?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
We can work with Stella Chew that tweet I sent you.
I have someone we can.
I really like the Hercules one.
Okay.
Any more options?
Yes, we've got a look.
Chatters.
If you want to jump in on the thread, if you have a great idea.
They already have one.
Oh.
Well, you can still sound off.
You can still sound off.
Okay.
Go down.
You scroll.
Okay.
What's oh?
Let me look at the first one.
Alice in Wonderland.
Yep.
Wait a minute.
He's the madhatter.
Okay.
You're mad.
I really like that.
I'm the Cheshire cat.
Marsh as the caterpillar is very good.
You as the white hair is very good, too.
Take it.
You're Alice.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Okay.
Inside out.
Okay, the fact that I am Joy is very good.
And Austin is disgust.
No.
No, I'm disgust.
You're disgust.
Anxious.
Sadness, rage, anxiety.
Yeah, I'll take it.
No, he's not anxiety.
He's fear.
Oh, fear.
Yeah.
I think it's like fine.
I'm not obsessed.
We're not doing Star Wars.
What?
I'm sorry.
Why do you hate fun?
It's Oogie Woogie Bash.
Wait, why the fuck not?
We're Oogie.
Sorry.
Why don't you do stars?
Because me, I'm not into it.
Okay.
All right.
Fine.
Fine, fine.
Okay.
This one, very good.
I would make it incredible Hades.
Yeah, I know.
And you would love it.
Oh, Peter Pan Peter Pan.
Except for I would low-key want to be Tinkerbell instead of Wendy, but like, whatever.
I'm.
I think Smee is a little mean.
Peter Pan.
I would love Peter Pan.
I like Captain Hood.
Wait, okay.
Listen, we can do this one.
We can do this one.
One amendment.
You want to be Tinkerbell?
No.
Oh.
I want to be Roofyo.
Roofyo.
Roof.
So you want to be from the Robin.
Yeah, Robin or Robin Williams one.
Okay.
I don't care for that one.
I don't care for Incredibles.
You don't like Incredibles?
No.
What was I?
Treasure Planet is fun.
Treasure Planet's good.
I don't know what Treasure Planet is.
Okay, moving on then.
Robin Hood.
Robin Hood, that's deep.
That's a deep cut.
I got a main cut.
I love Robin Hood.
I got the main character.
Hear me out for cars.
Oh, my God.
How do we become cars?
There's costumes we can wear that are like.
I feel like I would be better taters.
Marshall, will you pull up a Lightning McQueen costume?
You'll see.
De Gente Latino.
Wait, we missed.
We're gonna.
Oh, sorry.
Twitch mine.
I like Twitch and I like when see.
Ooh.
So there's like actual car costs.
Oh my god, this would be such a pain in the ass to get on Rodney.
It will.
It will be.
Especially when we're wearing our Gundam costume.
No.
And for his new groove, it's kind of fun, but like, you know.
Oh, I actually really like that one because Austin's a llama.
Oh, yeah, that's kind of fun.
I'm Ursula.
Oh, my God.
You would kill it.
Yeah.
I would make one amendment, though.
Uh-huh.
Austin show as Sebastian and make him do the patois the entire time.
Is that the lobster?
Yes.
No, I'd rap.
I like it.
Can you do a little Jamaican for us?
What is that?
He speaks to show me a Jamaican.
Oh, Jamaican accent.
I mean, I could, but I don't want to do it.
I also like this one.
Come on.
Sleeping Beauty.
I could totally do it, but I'm going to get canceled, right?
Yeah, don't do it.
Okay, I won't do it.
I'd never have done it before.
What is this?
Cinderella, and you guys could be the stepsisters.
Cinderelli, Cinderella.
I would want to be Gus, the little fat mouse.
Okay, you could all be mice.
Monster Zing, Monster, Mike Wazowski.
Wait, this is very good for us.
This is very good for us.
I have bad things.
I'm watching you, Wazowski.
I'm doing Soli and Mike with Jason.
Oh, fuck.
So.
Are you for fucking real right now?
Are you for fucking Hercules idea?
Fun.
Yo, you were making fun of me earlier before the stream started.
She's the real.
She's the one that does that.
Hmm.
What do I do?
We're over an hour, so we'll discuss this behind the page.
Yeah, maybe we can get our view counts up and then QD will do a costume with us on priority.
But instead of Jason the Ween.
Yeah.
Jason, how much do we go?
What are we at?
Listen, I'm going to be honest.
I'm jealous of your relationship with Jason.
It's very cute.
I saw when he cried during the sub-a-thon, and I, you know, I would like to feel like that.
You would want to cry about your relationship with me?
Yes.
I cry about our relationship all the time.
Why?
But in a different way.
You mistreat me.
Get a hog.
Stop eating cookies.
See you on the Patreon.
See you on the Patreon.
Yeah.
Are you live?
No, I'm on the podcast.
So we're kind of live.
Oh, hey.
Hey, I just had a quick question.
Do you think you and I could do a pumpkin carving stream soon?
Fuck.
Why?
Pumpkin?
Pumpkin.
Why?
Is he having sex right now?
No, he's not having sex.
He got hit in the head with a pumpkin.
Yeah, we.
Oh.
He's having trauma.
Hey, Jason, do you hate carving pumpkins too?
Because three of us hate carving pumpkins.
Anything to do with pumpkins.
He hates pumpkins, but we'd be killing the pumpkin.
I forgot.
Oh, what?
That phase house has no internet.
I'll be honest, cutie.
You cut out, Jason.
We can't do anything else except carving pumpkins.