Connor Dog Vaughn joins Fear and CDawgVA to recount a chaotic Japan trip involving a "custody deal" with friends like Ludwig and Hassan, contrasting American hospitality with UK castle maintenance struggles. The group reviews an Immune Deficiency Foundation charity auction where Hassan spent $21,000 on an Elden Ring item while discussing political conspiracy theories and cultural tipping differences. They also reflect on personal wins, such as hiring Sam Temple from H3H3, and losses including sun blisters, a failed flight due to stress, and a bad cake, ultimately highlighting the unpredictable nature of their streaming lives and recent global events. [Automatically generated summary]
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TikTok vs Dropouts00:01:28
It's like if I take you to Disneyland and I get really stressed out because you're like being loud.
Yeah, then it would be like Disney would be.
Like I took a song and I had to be like, stop saying homophobic things.
That doesn't happen.
I could not.
It was gay enough.
Okay, is it rolling?
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back with another absolute banger of fear and the greatest podcast in the world.
Much better than Trash Taste.
Much better than the yard.
I'm telling you right now, number one, much better than dropouts.
No.
No, we're not better than dropouts.
That's a TikTok podcast, so they're obviously better than us.
We're worse than all of these podcasts.
What is dropouts?
No matter what metric you look at.
We will talk about that in a brief moment.
But before I do that, obviously we have an incredible guest today.
We have Connor, Connor Dog, Veterans Affairs Office, Connor Dog, Virginia.
What's up?
Connor Dog Vaugh.
I don't have that many.
He's in the building.
Okay, that too.
He's in the building.
Cutie Cinderella's in the building.
I'm in the building.
I didn't do Coke, but it's weird because I'm taking my nose that people probably think I did.
I'm touching it a lot.
It's like 11 a.m.
Absolutely.
No one was going to think that.
But now that you brought that up, I'm thinking it.
I keep putting Vaseline on my lips because I got a sun blister, just so everybody knows.
Yeah, what is that?
What, how does that happen?
What is a sun blister?
Introducing Connor Dog00:02:30
Well, I was in a...
So I lost.
I didn't win the bet.
I don't know if you know this, but I drove.
Oh.
I didn't get on the airplane.
Oh, yeah.
No, I did know.
I actually tech.
You did text me.
I texted you and you, what did you say?
Nothing.
I didn't reply to you.
Like, I, oh, you didn't reply to me.
Yeah.
Because I was, um, the reason why I texted you is because, like, sometimes I want to reach out to you, but, like, I'm obviously not very good at that sort of thing.
So I, like, try to do it.
Like, I'm literally, I'm like, what do I say in this situation?
What do you just say hi?
Good luck.
No, I just like, well, I get like uncomfortable because I know it's like, it's like hugging someone.
I know she hates, she hates being hugged.
So literally yesterday at your event, I walked up to her and I was going to give her a hug and then we just awkwardly walked past each other and she went, uh, and it looked, and I was like, I, I know, normally I would have gone in for a hug, but like I can't do it with her.
So like, cause I know she's going to be weird.
So I'm like uncomfortable, but I'm trying my best to be like a better person and to be a better friend.
He's like the uncle and I'm like the gamer that comes out of my room and he's like, nice to see you out of the den every once in a while.
And she just gives me nothing.
Like it's just fucking radio silence.
Birthday cake every year.
Okay, but that doesn't count.
It's like radio silence.
That's pretty good though.
It's either radio silence or she just like straight up will throw lasers at me with her eyes.
It's just my face.
She's doing it right now.
That's my face.
She's doing it right now.
Oh, I feel like I'm, I'm, I don't feel that way.
I don't feel that way.
I don't know if I'm like just not.
He sees that.
You're staying at her house.
So yeah, that's right.
I feel like I get it.
There's a threat there.
This is my face.
I look angry all the time.
I also have like resting bitch face most of the time.
So I like, I have to like consciously smile.
Otherwise, people think I just don't like them.
And so I have to think about that.
I think it's because you're British.
Like you're Welsh.
But like people have that expectation of you though.
Yeah.
And I think the accent doesn't help and my kind of like monotone a lot of the time.
I try, you know, well, I don't know.
We'll see.
Well, I sorry.
I got a sun blister because I was in the car for like it was like 30 hours total.
And I didn't put sunscreen on my lip because who knew?
And then I got all these blisters.
I didn't know that.
And Ludwig this morning said that it was a herpie and he called me a fluzy.
It's not a herpie though.
That's a great insult though.
I know.
Sunburns and Herpies00:04:57
like 1930 things i get around if you don't have herpes you're cringe so everyone's got them okay well possibly not me i have a question can you also drive very long distances can you do like an eight hour drive like like it's not a big deal i'm thinking of the last time i've done it and it's been quite a long time i mean i have in the past eight hours you're driving yeah i I remember back when I had a nine to five,
I went to Vegas one time because my Turkish friends were visiting and I was like, oh, we got to go to Vegas.
And we went to Vegas and I got hammered that night.
And then I woke up at like, I think it was like 5 a.m.
And I remember just like having to drive back because I remembered I had work on Monday.
And I've like done that before.
That's only like four hours.
Yeah, but it's, yeah, that's like the longest distance I've driven in a while.
Really?
I've never driven more than like in like one go, like three hours.
I'm a drive-y girl.
I don't get it.
I meet Americans who like don't bat an eye at like an eight-hour drive and I don't understand it.
It's because we don't have public transit.
So it's like completely beyond comprehension to like not drive to places.
I hate it.
I don't like driving.
Wonder if we try to get our friends to meet up in the UK.
Like you can drive the entire UK in like six hours.
Like the entire country.
Really?
From like top to bottom.
I should go there.
What's there besides London?
There's a lot of places.
My country, Wales.
It's beautiful.
Loads of castles.
You ever seen castles?
Yeah.
I've never seen a real one.
Lots of sheep.
So many castles.
Tons of beautiful nature.
Better than American nature, personally.
Scotland's sick.
Oh, yeah.
I want to go to Scotland.
Scotland's awesome.
If you go to Edinburgh, you go out of the station and as you come out of the station, you turn around and on this like hill, this amazing, like large hill.
It's a castle, like hanging over.
Can you buy it?
They're actually cheap.
A lot of castles.
You can buy one.
Well, because the problem I looked into.
It's cheap in comparison to American real estate.
Let me just put it that way.
No, also, I mean, even in the UK, they're like normally, I'd say fairly reasonably priced.
The problem is that we have like protections under the government for different types of properties.
You can't do anything to it.
Like you can't like change a wall.
You can maybe decorate the interior, but you cannot like paint over anything.
You can't like add insulation.
No, no, no, nothing like that.
Like, and if you want to have like internet, like I think it would be, it would be a tough challenge.
So it's like...
The upkeep is also unimaginably expensive.
Like you need slaves.
I mean, that's how they maintain it.
That doesn't sound expensive.
Also, like, if you wanted to, like, a lot of these have like certain walls or like masonry that is so...
Like, can it only be done by like three people in like the UK?
Wow.
You have to, like, be, it's like a generational thing that has to be passed down.
You have to be certain qualified.
Castle trained.
And so you have to wait forever for them to be available.
And then when they are available, you're paying like dumb money.
I looked into this.
I was really curious because there was one like nearby where I grew up that was really cheap.
And I was like, yeah.
You kind of have to be like a lord.
You have to live really into the castle.
I think like the castle everything.
I could have castle autism.
Okay.
There's just no way you'd be able to maintain it.
And the cost is so much.
That's why they go for so many people.
That's why they go for it.
I can do anything I put my mind to.
You can't get on a plane to go to England.
What are you going to swim there?
How are you going to go to fucking England?
That was a good point, actually.
I can't do that.
Yeah, that was a good point.
It's like kind of the whole thing.
Like, in order to get there, you got to get on a plane.
I forgot about that point.
Someday, though.
No, you can take a boat.
But once I get there, it's only six hours.
Like, if I land in London to get to Scotland.
Like, that's like North, North Scotland.
I think it's like a five or four.
What the heck?
I didn't know this.
I could be a little wrong here.
I could go on the tour to Harry Potter.
That sounds awesome.
Maybe.
You can come with me in December when I go to...
I might do the Oxford Union.
There.
Come on.
Come on.
You've been to Oxford before?
No.
I mean, I've been to London a million times.
I don't think I've ever been to Oxford.
But it's like an hour and a half out.
Yeah.
It's a little bit different.
It's different vibes for sure.
There's a castle in the city.
It's kind of shit there.
I mean, I don't really, I just don't like.
You don't like the UK?
No, I don't.
I really don't like the UK.
The weather is so shit.
No, I. What do you mean?
You don't like clouds.
Dude, you know what it is?
Do you know what it is?
I like clouds and rain.
Every time I go to England, the last day of that trip, it'll actually be sunny.
And it gives me this glimmer of hope.
Like, oh my God, this could be an unimaginably beautiful country.
And then, but then I'm reminded of how shit the weather is all the time.
You know, obviously being like a gamer growing up, the moment it rains, it's like a free pass to stay inside and play games.
When it's raining outside, playing video games is psycho.
But I do that here when it's like 70 degrees and sunny.
It never rains here.
Hating UK Weather00:15:17
That's what I'm saying.
I feel bad when I'm indoors and it's beautiful outside.
Like, I feel like I should be outside.
Yeah, except for it's been too hot lately.
Nah, you're crazy.
I love how hot it is.
It's awesome.
That's a little too hot for us.
We're different.
Yeah.
It's too hot.
I've been, you know, working on my tan in low.
Yeah, you still haven't gotten that weird thing checked out.
Oh, yeah, this.
Yeah, go to the hospital.
Look at that.
Oh, that is a color that I'll be.
Dude, look at it.
I don't want to.
Look at it.
It's yucky.
It's bled before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
I think it's just a mole under the skin.
I'm going to tell your mom.
Oh, no, don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
She's going to.
Oh, my God.
I have a funny story about my mom that I got to tell you guys.
So you guys know what happened with CrowdStrike, right?
No.
I don't even know what CrowdStrike is.
So CrowdStrike is like an antivirus software that is basically in apparently every computer.
So it's like Norton.
And yeah.
Yeah.
They pushed the update.
Norton's fucking old.
Yeah.
They pushed the update.
Okay.
Right.
And the update was like, it had like a flaw in it.
So every single computer around the planet simultaneously that's run on that update had a blue screen of death, which meant that like you had computers, computers not working in airports, hospitals, all this stuff.
Like it was basically like Y2K.
And this happened while we were sleeping in America.
Right?
So great.
Except I woke up at 6.30 that morning to the most ominous text message from my mom.
I'm going to read it to you.
Oh, God.
Like, that would stress me.
And it's just like, oh, that stresses you out.
Trust me.
This is like, I wanted to ask you guys about this as well.
If this is like similar in your experience, 1.37 a.m., my mom writes in the group chat, hello, dot, dot, dot.
Are you aware of what's going on?
Exclamation mark, question mark.
To which I woke up at 6.13 a.m. and I sent a bunch of question marks and I was like, is everything okay?
And then she went, oh, I think there was a cyber strike or something.
And I was like, mom, you can't text like that.
That's crazy.
You cannot like.
What was her text for when Trump got assassinated?
What was that text like?
Oh, she was like, evil never dies.
She literally was like, she said in Turkish, like, kutiabishe olamas.
It means like, like, nothing will ever happen to bad people.
I was on the farm and my family said, if that was a Republican with that gun, he wouldn't have missed.
And then they found out it was a Republican with that gun and they said, oh, fuck.
I got in an Uber driver.
It was an Armenian guy, I think.
He was telling me all about how he had to pay the Russian government or something about where he was stationed or something.
It was some whole, I don't know.
Oh, okay.
It was some whole wild story.
And then I was like, hey, man, did you hear about Trump getting shilled?
And then he goes, he like pulled over.
He's like, what?
And I was like, yeah.
You said he got killed?
You lied?
You were just lying for a second.
I said, someone.
He was just being a girly pup.
I don't blame you.
So then he pulls over.
He's like, you're kidding me.
That's my boy.
That's my boy.
I was like, my boy.
And then, and then I was like, all right.
And then he started going off.
And then he was like, I can't say anything.
I'm Turkish.
And then he said, he told me.
And I found it fascinating because I just, you know, I just like knowing, I like talking to people and just hearing how they view things.
And he was like, yeah, he's dumb, but I'm dumb.
And I like that.
I was like, okay, why did this Armenian man progressively get more southern in your life?
Okay.
Are you dumb and I'm dumb too?
He's dumb.
I'm dumb.
I don't know what the action was like.
And then like, he was going on and on about weird stuff.
Then he got really weird.
And he was like, yeah.
And I started playing into it.
And the car is still parked.
No, no, then after he checked his phone, he was, he then texted a friend and then started driving again.
And then I was just feeding into him because I just wanted to hear how he was.
He needed a story.
I just wanted to hear how it worked.
They're podcasting.
I love doing that.
And then he's like, what do you get your news?
I was like, ah, BBC.
He's like, I was like, oh, okay.
You should have been like, this Turkish guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then his name is Hassan Piker.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I think he might be like, nah, fuck that guy.
He definitely would have been like that.
I was like, BBC.
You know, that's fine.
Whatever.
And then he goes, well, well, I heard liberals are eating babies.
I was like, this is like some Alex Jones stuff.
I was like, this is impressive.
I was just impressed.
I don't think it's Alex Jones stuff anymore.
I think like what used to be conspiracy theories that like we would laugh at like, ha, who would believe that?
Oh, crazy people.
Like, oh, just cutie's extended family.
Come on.
Now it's like Cutie's extended family plus.
Yeah.
It's like the regular dude on the street is now like fully tapped into that psycho shit.
I only get my information from Trisha Paytas and Jesus Christ.
So I'm all caught up.
You've been steering right.
I've been doing good.
Trisha's been on the Hasanabi camp.
So technically damn it.
No, Trisha.
So you're getting it from me.
Trisha, Lee.
You've been getting it from me, I think.
No.
I will say it was funny with my family after Trump got shot because we're all talking about it.
And Ludwig goes in.
My family's great, by the way.
I got a bunch of uncles.
They're crazy.
And it's weird.
It's actually interesting because half of my family has now left the church.
New to me.
Wow.
By the way.
Wow.
Did he even tell you?
Not half, probably like 30%.
Damn, what did they hate you?
They didn't tell you that they left the church.
My camera union was 105 people.
How did nobody tell you that they left the church?
We don't text.
I don't text.
Look at my phone.
I've got 300-something Mexicans.
That bitch, I know you don't text.
I text you all the time and you don't respond to me.
Yeah, I don't text.
I'm off the grid.
So they didn't tell me they left church.
Anyway, I shop and like some of them were like sneaking alcohol.
Crazy.
That's never happened on the farm ever.
Anyway, so a few of them are like drunk outside of an RV, which now I've got like drunk uncles, kind of fun.
Never had those before.
That's fun.
So I've got drunk uncles and they're talking about Trump.
And then Ludwig walks over and he's like, talking about Trump?
And they're like, yeah.
And he's like, what do you guys think about the pandemic?
And they lose their minds.
I thought it was so funny.
They'd never heard pandemic before.
And Ludwig killed that night.
I do that literally all the time.
It was so funny.
You do great with my drunk uncle.
This is my favorite thing to do.
I will like Austin has an uncle that's like really right wing, but he loves me because I fucking rip into Nancy Pelosi all the time.
And like, they love that shit.
They're like, yeah, that boy's funny.
So they it doesn't take much to entertain conservatives, but also they're very fun.
So I love it entertaining them.
I'm always amazed how you don't get worn out just talking about this shit.
It's just so much.
This is my life.
This is like fuck.
This is what I truly enjoy doing.
So it's not like, it's not a burden to me.
And even in moments like this, when there's like so much going on in real time, like information overlord, overload, I'm like...
Overlord.
Overlord.
I'm ready for it because this is like what I, this is what I do.
And I get excited when like other people are finally interested and finally invested in it.
Like, I'm here.
I'm here every day.
I'm doing this every single day, you know, rain or shine no matter what.
Yeah.
Having said that, however, more people paying attention to it is good at the end of the day, I think.
You feel like our democracy is on the brink of collapse.
I mean, I don't want to, we don't talk about politics on this podcast, but like for my presidential campaign.
Yeah, except for that was more of a meme question.
You have to answer that seriously.
I'm going to fix it.
Don't worry.
I like that.
I'm going to be Mr. Beast's vice president.
That would be great.
I said I'd do it.
I'm going to be labor secretary to Mr. Beast.
I want Sketch to be my war person.
He's in charge of war.
I'm putting Sketch in charge of it.
He'll do great.
Someone will be like, I want war against America.
And I'll be like, no, thank you, brother.
It'd be awesome.
You can't say you can't keep warring against that.
So diplomacy.
I've thought it all through, really.
But that's our extent of politics on this podcast.
I like that.
That's like, we should do a lineup of like, what do you, who do you put in like, you know, the EPA?
What's that one?
The Environmental Protection Agency.
Maya.
Oh, yeah.
Fair.
That's a lock.
That's actually a banger.
Thank you.
Maya and I are going to do a panel.
Are you jealous?
About what?
At TwitchCon.
What do you have in common?
About being besties.
She was like, oh, I want to do a panel with my best friend Hassan.
That's crazy.
I don't know Maya well, but that doesn't sound like Maya.
That's crazy that you're saying that because that's what the panel is.
I don't know a thing you guys would talk about.
That's.
What do you have in common with Maya?
You both like basketball.
Our love for the environment.
Both having a podcast with me.
Yeah.
Yay.
Thank you, Marsh.
You're the best.
And having a podcast with you.
I got him both the cold brews.
I got a song, both of them.
You knew my order is double cold brew.
You laughed at me for getting a small.
This is still too big.
Drama Queen.
That's what she said.
Not Drama Queen.
Not a drama queer queen.
She never said that.
Not a drama queen.
Do you just ever wonder that?
Yeah.
I won't eat that.
I won't force you guys to watch me chew.
I'll eat it later.
Thank you, though.
I just think Americans don't like coffee.
I think they like milk.
The milk pilt.
You're not wrong about that.
You did a milk sponsor.
I do.
I got a milk sponsor.
I'm crazy.
I just feel like a lot of American coffee is like, it's all about volume.
Isn't that crazy?
You got a dairy sponsorship?
Like big milk?
Big milk.
Yo, that's so sick.
This is the coolest sponsor I've ever heard about.
Yeah.
I wish they'd give me one.
Like, I fucking love, I love milk.
He loves me.
Stop promoting it.
Stop promoting it for free.
Look at me.
This is, this body was built on fucking dairy.
He was built on dairy.
And it has more nutrients to keep you focused and more hydrating than water.
And they've got a Fortnite cup that they're paying for for women.
I don't drink milk anymore.
Okay, so you hate women in gaming?
Hate them.
Love gaming.
Oh, wait.
Fuck you.
I wish I had five that shit.
Yeah, we hate women here.
Don't even, don't even fret.
Okay, wait.
Are you allowed to like, are you, now that you've taken that, are you allowed to like now talk shit about milk if you want to?
Or do you like, do you have to like a six-month sponsor?
So we'll love milk.
I'm currently drinking milk in my coffee.
The duration of the six months.
She can never mention ninja's nut milk, which is like she.
I can.
I can mention milk and I can mention his nuts, but I can't mention nut milk.
Yeah, she always wants to talk about ninja's nut milk.
What is this podcast we have?
You've been on this podcast so many times not with me yes, actually.
Um yeah, she hates women, so we always try to like.
We always tell him.
He's always like, oh is is, is the woman?
Is the broad gonna be there?
And i'm like, damn the broad.
I've never used the term the broad, you hate charity.
I decided okay, go on, because you would have raised so much more money if you would have donated your underwear.
We've talked about this.
Well, his basketball did do a fair amount.
No okay well, I don't care.
No, we had this discussion.
I mean, we've talked about you need to auction off your underwear for charity.
I think that um, I would do that for sure.
I just don't know if people would actually want to buy.
It'd be so funny and it'd be really embarrassing, if I like, if it was like Charlie's shoe status where like like, people are like, no one wants this thing.
Like, get out of here.
Like Charlie's shoes.
But listen, the thing with listen listen, the thing with items and and money raised is that it literally just takes two people who want it badly for it to be the difference between like 3k and 25.
Yeah, so like, if there's two people who really want it, it goes for much.
If there isn't no, they're just it.
That was so many people wanted your basketball.
Yeah, there was.
Well, it was a raffle.
It raised a lot of money for raffles.
Yeah, I was actually upset with him not putting it up for auction.
At first I was like damn, you think my, you think my shit's a dud like you wanted to be raffled off.
And he's like no, it'll make more money that way.
Yeah, it did make more money.
There's a constant.
So obviously i'm sure your viewers maybe they know you should describe what happened.
Actually we should, we should, probably we should shut that listen.
I did a charity auction yesterday.
Uh, we raised five hundred thousand dollars charity in one day, which is great.
What's the name of the charity?
The Immune Deficiency Foundation.
No other acronyms necessary.
IRON Mouse Defense Force.
IRON Mouse Defense Force yeah um, also known as the IDF bit of a bit of an unfortunate acronym.
Marsh is laughing.
We normally refer to it as the COOL IDF sometimes or just the Immune Deficiency Foundation IS FINE, I think yeah, I don't think you know how to say that kind of crazy that you just have these two things that are so far apart and they can like affect each other anyway.
Yeah one's, you know one's saving lines, the other one's not, okay.
So we, we raised uh, raised 5000.
We did a charity auction where we asked creators to give items and and this time we had um, like people from game devs that gave items.
So that was really cool.
You know who's the funniest was Chris Broad.
His video was so funny I didn't know he had it in him.
I'll say it when he said, when he said, oh no, Connor hasn't been letting himself go, he just angles himself funny, and that was incredible.
That was so funny.
You know, Chris is a really funny guy because he's got amazing jokes, which is why you know the Jk Rowling joke as well.
Yeah, that was really good too.
He's funny.
I love it when the creators make like the, these really elaborate videos that are like really like.
Quackity's one was pretty good too, was great.
I didn't know they put so much effort in it.
Now I feel bad.
No no, it's like it's.
It's different right, like people.
If people are there, there's obviously a less Like, uh, I'm just like, hey, can I just get a video, just so we can like transition.
Right.
Like, when people, someone's away, it's like, hey, this is the only world where you can sell your item to people who don't know.
But also, like, I think it gives it for a lot of people who like that creator, it gives them, it's like a kick for them when they're like, I know this creator.
I like this creator a lot.
And they're doing a fun bit where these like all these worlds collide.
Yeah.
Legal Eagle did something that was unethical, in my opinion.
I thought it was great.
I could have been, I could have been $7,500 richer if I arrived 10 minutes later.
The bit also could have failed very badly.
Yeah.
But I thought, you know what?
It would have been, it would be such a good moment if it works that I'm willing to risk this flop.
Because if I wasn't there, it would have flopped.
Yeah, absolutely.
And if I, and you weren't there.
And if I didn't play, if I didn't play ball, it would have flopped as well.
But like, of course, I'm not going to sit there and not.
I appreciate that.
You're a son of a bitch, too.
You are like, come on, you got buddy.
Listen, I saw the video before and I was like, Here's Arnold.
You have to explain the video to me and the viewers who didn't see it.
So Legal Eagle last year gave a gavel, and Ludwig and Hassan really wanted the gavel and they were bidding over it.
And it went for around 5,000 where Ludwig sniped it last minute.
Yeah, we have it somewhere on the ground.
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Right.
Yeah.
And so it was kind of a fun moment last year.
And I think Legal Eagle really enjoyed that.
So this year, he decided to make a video with the exact same gavel, but with a giant paragraph written on the box addressed to his best friend, Hassan.
Oh.
So he was just glazing Hassan.
And then obviously now he realized he was like, okay, all I have to do is just make Hassan bid on this.
And also get Lud to like, yeah, so it worked out because they both played ball and they both understood the assignment, which I feel bad.
Yeah, I was like, oh my God, this is this was fun last year.
Not being on the receiving end.
Well, listen, if you have to ask him back again, he can't do that again.
No, he has to.
No, now I have to give me free legal advice.
Okay.
He's going to have to give me free legal consultation.
It's a legally binding contract when he said he's my best friend.
I hang out with him in Japan.
He was really nice.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, he's a really chill guy.
Really nice as well.
How tall is he?
Quite tall, I guess.
Is he taller than you?
Yeah, yeah, taller than me.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's a nice guy.
Good looking guy, too.
He's a great-looking dude.
Boyfriend is too susceptible to these auctions.
I feel bad.
I did not want him to.
He spent so much money.
I wish he had told me he was going to bid on the Elden Ring thing because I would have told him.
I was like, Jack put in a max bid and I knew what it was.
And I could have told him.
Well, then he'd like changed his mind.
He was like, okay.
Yeah, he didn't want to.
Well, you guys don't know.
We got home.
He was like, oh, I wish I didn't win this.
Yeah, I know.
That's crazy because I'm so kind of he said you could get buy it for $21,000 if you want.
But now it's like funnier that he has to sit there with 21 grand.
Yeah.
I wish he told me what he was planning to bid on before so I could tell him.
I would have told him, don't bid on that.
Next year, I'm going to ask him to tell me what he's going to do.
Are you going to get me and Zaki to sign shit again?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, next year I'm going to be.
I mean, I'll try.
Jack Septicai, buy it from Ludwig.
I'm going to be locked in.
Well, he wanted to give it away.
Jack Septukai wasn't even interested in keeping it.
No, no, no.
I think Jack, Jack wanted to be Jack.
Jack loves giving to charity.
I think Jack wanted to give to charity and he also wanted to be like, you know what?
He loves this, but he was like, I don't mind giving it away.
I don't know.
Jack's a stand-up guy.
I'll say it.
He is.
He's a nice guy.
The way you just talked about me not hating, like not loving charity.
I don't love charity enough.
I'd recently give your underwear.
I was like $3 million this year so far.
Not enough.
Did you enjoy Oversimplified's video?
Did you see that one?
Animation?
Like the stick animation, the historical guy?
No, I missed that one.
It was in the beginning.
He did a really good animated video.
We could watch it.
You want to share it?
Is there anywhere that we can?
Yeah, there's a clip of it.
It's like a two-minute animation.
I mean, it's long.
That's two minutes.
I don't know if you want to watch.
We can watch 10 minutes.
This is your episode.
Oversimplified charity auction.
Yeah, what do you care about most in the world, Connor?
That's a great question.
The kids, hopping the kids.
Me, I don't recycle on purpose.
I say the world should go.
It'll be the one from.
Yeah, that one, the one.
Huh.
Jesus, everyone's clapping.
I guess whenever you see the anime.
You've also got shooters.
Can I say that, Connor?
What do you mean?
I'm working late because I'm a streamer.
I'm doing my sponsor.
And I had multiple people come and chat.
Not this is not you because I know you and you're not this.
But they were like, QD, I am highly disappointed in you.
Connor supports you all the time and you're not at his event.
I was like, whoa.
We had to put a command.
Multiple people.
We had to put a command.
Wait, on your stream?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I know.
I was so surprised because that is not Connor.
So you?
No.
I don't know.
They would know.
I don't have Twitter on my phone, but I saw your DM to me when I was already in the room, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, wait, is the song coming?
Because I really wanted this bit to go wow.
He DM'd me on Twitter.
I saw it later because I don't have it on my phone.
Like, are you coming?
I was like, bro, it's like glazing me.
Dude, of course, I would never, I shouldn't know when you were coming.
Something about Hassan.
He never confirms, but he always shows up.
Yeah.
It's very annoying.
Okay.
You can play.
You have to say.
Hey there.
It is I, Oversimplified.
Have you seen this guy's videos?
Yeah.
He's amazing videos.
When Connor approached me and said, Oversimplified?
Do you have any questions?
Did you do voiceover for this?
I didn't.
This is him.
He did all of it.
Whoa.
Sounds exactly like you.
Great.
But last year.
Sounds exactly like you.
That's right.
Original.
Oversimplified work of art.
So I sat down with a pen and some paper and I got to work.
First, I tried a self-portrait, something with a regal vibe, but it came out a little too egotistical.
And so, I threw it in the trash.
Attempt two.
Instead of something self-centered, I tried to buy something like Connor might appreciate.
I thought of him and called on the universe to manifest his dream work of sheep.
But something must have gone wrong because what emerged on the page was confusing and scary.
Oh, I threw it in the trash.
Oh, don't oh, I did something a little spicy.
Something with a bit of sex appeal.
But that one went a little too well.
Because whoever the hell this guy is, he's way too sexy.
Wow.
And I threw it in the trash.
Finally.
That's what he looks like.
I need to think about it.
I threw the most oversimplified thing I could.
And when it was done, I said, whoa, it's perfect.
It was so perfect.
I even signed my name on it.
He like made it for me.
And so I hopped on the train and handed it to Connor.
Oh, you saw him in person?
Yeah.
What does he look like?
Does he got a weird nose?
He's very handsome.
I'll say that.
He's actually very good looking.
I'll say that, Marjorie.
I think he's okay.
Are you glazing him right now?
Because he purchased being in charity.
He's a very handsome person.
This is going to be like the dream video all over again.
Someday we're going to see it.
Exactly.
I feel like, like, what do you mean?
What am I saying?
I feel like nine out of ten face reveals, the dude is incredibly good looking.
Yeah, everyone's, well, it's good.
I don't know why everyone just assumes if you don't show your face, you're a kraken.
No, he was because I was streaming at the time and I was literally getting the flight the next day to come to Europe and then he was like, oh, I kind of dropped it off.
So I had to like run down my apartment building and like go meet him and have a chat.
Oh, that's nice.
Did stream.
But we've hung out a bunch.
He's so cool.
He's a really nice guy.
You're always so fucking busy in Japan whenever people are visiting.
What the fuck is that about?
What do you mean?
I am a professional.
Every time I'm in Japan, you're like, oh, I'm sorry.
He loves working.
No, no, no, no.
That's because you give me no heads up.
That's true.
You are like, hey, I'm here tomorrow.
Like, what the fuck?
Surely you booked this flight like weeks ago.
No, no, I don't.
I book it like a day the day prior.
He does book it the day prior.
We all do it.
But it's like, I was so impressed you managed to even get anything to stream of value because in Japan, it is a nightmare to get anything to stream.
He figures it out.
I think you're lucky.
He's a cowgirl.
You basically made it the other dude's problem.
The guy you had showing you around.
Like, if anything goes wrong, it's all on him.
No, no, because like the way Japan works, right?
I instantly get mad at you.
No, no.
So if like, if we were to film something, I have to take a lot of responsibility of like how this all plays out.
Right.
And they are very sensitive about like how it like being perceived.
It's like if I take you to Disneyland and I get really stressed out because you're like being loud.
Yeah.
Then it would be like Disney would be like, I took a song and I had to be like, stop saying homophobic things.
That doesn't happen.
I could not.
I know.
It was, it was gay, no.
It was so infuriating.
But so like normally there's a lot of conversation.
Like we'll have like because Japan's like how does it they allow they want meetings upon meetings upon meetings to like make sure.
Sometimes I'll do a sponsored live stream and they want the script.
I'm like to the live stream, they're like, yes, we want a three-hour script.
I'm like, oh, oh, okay.
So I'll just write something that doesn't, like, I'll just make something up.
I'll just say, like, this is what's going to happen.
Does anyone want to say?
And I don't say it, but they just want it.
There's a lot of like, a lot of like trust they put in you.
And so he was very lucky that you were able to film a bunch of cool stuff.
People were chill with it.
Cause a lot of the time people are not chill with filming.
I think, well, I mean, there was stuff.
There were stuff that we wanted to do that we obviously couldn't do for that reason.
But like, ultimately, it's my first or second time in Japan.
So I'm like, even if I was walking down the fucking street, you know what I mean?
It's going to be fun for me and fun for people watching.
Well, if you, you know, if you ever want to film stuff, if you just got to give me like a month's heads up when you're coming, and then I can, I can, we can arrange that.
That sounds impossible for him.
Yeah, exactly.
It sounds pretty hard.
Yeah.
Like everybody, everybody don't saw me.
I was talking to Lode about this too.
I was like, yo, you want to go?
You want to go to Japan in January?
And he's like, oh, well, you're always streaming.
You don't know how to chill.
And it's like, I'm going to stream in like at 5 a.m.
Like in a, in a time zone that's like appropriate for me.
So like that doesn't even, that doesn't even harm the vibe.
I think also Lada has the vision of Japan.
Like, I think he wants to just be like a, he wants to drive.
Yeah, he doesn't stream there.
He wants to like drive around on the cake.
He becomes a citizen.
He just wants to like live.
I think he just wants to vibe it out.
I mean, what is up with you white men being obsessed with Japan?
Well, as a lot of people joke on Twitter, it's the, it's Wakanda for white people.
That's so funny.
Which is, I think there's some truth in that.
Like, I think a lot of, and that's also why a lot of people like very defensive about Japan.
You guys have Japan.
I have the Eras tour.
I just, I, I don't even know what it is.
I think anime plays a big role in it.
Because like, I'm, I'm decently well traveled.
Like, I mean, I grew up in a whole ass different country my whole life.
Yeah.
And, you know, America was very cool for me when I first came here.
And when I was growing up in Turkey, I always wanted to live here.
Yeah.
But like, I don't know.
Japan is, I think, the only place that I've ever visited where I'm like.
It's so different.
It's so sick.
I feel like it's an alien.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the first time you go there.
You're just like, this is crazy that a place like this can like exist in such a globalized world because it feels so insular.
And its cultures and identity is so strong.
And I think also so many things make sense and like that are really cool.
And everything's clean.
Everything's safe.
The food is amazing.
It's already affordable.
Everyone's really polite.
Like it just feels like, wow, okay.
We kind of like got a lot of things right.
Yeah.
And so I think that's why a lot of people are like always like amazed.
And I always tell people like people who always want to travel the world, they go to Japan and then they just keep going to Japan.
They're like, all right, I'm done seeing the rest of the world.
They're like, they go to Japan one time, like, I'm going to Japan again next year.
I want to go again the year after.
Just so much cool stuff to see.
And I think the culture is fascinating.
Yeah.
I think, I think I'll feel that way about China too.
But, you know, I was supposed to go this year, but I don't know if I'll be able to now because of the election, the election cycle, and when we were supposed to go with Bibi No Money.
And when I say we, I mean you as well.
You were going to come with me.
You're going to go to China?
Yeah.
She doesn't even.
She even lies for attention.
We were going to tranquil.
All the time.
And then pack her up.
I've never been to China.
I really want to go.
I think I love Chinese.
Me too.
Normally, I go to a place if I like their food.
I'm like, really?
Yeah.
It's like Thailand.
I love Thai food.
You got to go to Kentucky.
Well, no.
You don't like fried chicken?
Well, I don't want to go to Kentucky.
Fried chicken.
That seems like a bit excessive.
I've been through a lot of the southern states.
I've been to Mississippi.
Okay.
Had a day there.
Well, Kentucky's a little bit better than Mississippi's the worst state.
Is it really?
No, Ohio.
No, Mississippi's the worst.
As a white British guy, I get welcomed into a lot of places in America.
They're pretty chill.
So for me, a lot of the time, everyone's very nice.
And I'll be like, what are you like?
A British person or something?
But they don't have vegetables, Mississippi.
They also don't.
That is one thing I noticed whenever I went anywhere.
Or Louisiana.
No vegetables.
So we did a U.S. tour, we went around the whole states and it was like East Coast.
So we started in East Coast and then went down and then around.
And so it was like East Coast.
Oh, food's nice.
As we went south, it just started getting more brown and more fried.
And it stayed like that until we got back to like California.
Yeah.
And then it was like, oh my God, I'll go to a vegan restaurant.
Yes, please.
I'll just have vegetables, please.
But then, you know, people make fun of British food all the time.
And I feel like it's unjust.
I have a goal.
I feel like it's unjust.
I feel like it's unjust.
What a way to wrap that up.
That story.
Because, dude, you go to Middle America and don't get me wrong, the food's nice.
It's good.
But like, the variation in food is abysmal.
And like, even if you want a salad, you're like, you've turned this into a 3,000-calorie monstrosity.
Yeah, no, for sure.
And the croutons may as well be fucking pebbles.
Like, what is this?
I forgot to make you bread.
Oh, it's fine.
It's fine.
Next time.
Next time.
He'll be back.
Where are the fucking cookies from last night?
You fucked up.
We already ate them all.
Oh, also, I took the cookies to the people that took, I took the cookies we made to the auction.
Everyone ate them.
Yeah, people came up to me and thanked me.
I was like, I was like, well, people were like, sorry, did you make them a cutie?
I was like, well, I mean, I followed the instructions.
They were like, so you cutie made them.
They're like, you follow the instructions.
Come on now.
You just mixed it.
Come on.
You followed the instructions.
I can't wait to make cookies.
I do have a goal of going to Vermont in the fall, though.
Why Vermont?
I don't know.
Sounds nice.
I want somewhere with apple cider donuts.
Is that a plane?
Yeah.
Or Oregon, because Oregon also has apple cider donuts.
Reckon they could like trank you.
I don't know.
I want you to sleep.
It's just, it was just, I don't know.
It was fine.
But I have an idea.
I want to do everybody has to go around the table, your W of the week and your L of the week.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you could start with your W. W charity.
L?
I mean, leaving.
I'm kind of, I'm really sad to go this time.
I told you you could stay.
I know, but like, I feel I've been out of Japan for a month and like, I don't know, I really miss it.
But at the same time, I was getting so used to being in your house and like Swift and Coots.
It was so cool.
My immigrants with weird accents left, so I have openings now.
So if you want to change his scenery, Lud told me, Lud told me, he's like, so we have a deal.
It's like, Hassan gets the Aussie boys and Ludwig gets Connor.
Yeah.
I was like, what is this?
It's a custody deal.
I was like, what is this deal?
Just saying, you can see how the other side lives a little bit.
I'm just pretty cool out here.
Oh, you also get Tarek.
Yeah, the custody is interesting because he gets hard because he's Turkish.
Like, I have to get him.
Who else do we get?
We get Squeaks, you can have them.
Oh, my god bro, damn okay.
Well, you said january 6th, you get Austin, we get.
Oh, you can have him, as I don't want.
No no no, you should have, you should have him.
You get Austin, we get.
We usually get like extra Amily.
I mean, i'm i'm just kind of like amazed at how I really love that like aspect of American culture where everyone's so willing to like be like, hey, come stay at my place, where people are like you get one day and you've been really you better not.
I think there's more of a content creator thing, though you think so well i'm, i'm Turkish, so that's like very much like I love hosting people and I love, you know, feeding people yeah, and forcing them to do like a rigorous training camp while they're here.
I uh, that's the other thing.
When you stay with me, you have to wake up at 7 a.m to go work out that.
Oh, that's the.
We go wake up at like 10 and we go get coffee.
No, my house is fun.
I love that I.
I made.
I made Alex and Alexa stick to my schedule, obviously not to sleep.
No, they would do it on your street.
I did.
I didn't ask that.
Alex is also in like insane shape, so that's the funniest part.
So Alex is um, like around my body fat.
He is.
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He's six foot five i'm six four right, and he is like one.
Well, when he first came in he was like 100, like 200 pounds yeah okay flat yeah, around like six percent bi fat, seven percent bi five, something insane crazy.
And he has like very fast metabolism.
I have very slow metabolism, but I work like crazy, yeah.
So I put them through like my training.
Basically, like we train four times a week, oh my god.
And then we play basketball for like two hours usually.
I don't want to say yeah three, three times a week, we play basketball four times.
Or sometimes we would do two a days where we would train and then play basketball at night, and obviously they didn't stick to it the entire time, like they didn't.
You know I, I definitely do.
They did more like, did they not?
They wanted to.
They wanted okay okay, it's camp has on.
So I made them do all of that.
And also I fed Alex like a lot.
I was like I was giving him more food than I normally eat because like, because he didn't want to lose weight.
He wanted to gain weight.
Yeah, I mean, he didn't eat at my house.
My weight, my weight stayed the same.
I I, I didn't lose anyway, I was like 230.
i'm still 230.
He lost 10 pounds.
Holy, I gained so much weight when I come here because I I, I just love food.
Come come train with me.
You will lose 10 pounds in a week.
100 yeah, maybe I need to come stay for a week when I get back to Japan.
I just eat salads and I just hopefully lose it.
But i'm man I I, I do love the food, especially in La it's.
I mean, the food culture is amazing here.
It's very expensive yeah, it is expensive, and tipping always hurts, but i've gotten used to it now.
Accepted it just accepted.
Yeah, I click that 20 button.
No doubt now you just got to.
Or else, like you're basically killing the person delivering your food.
That's the way I see it.
Like it's just there's.
No, they don't do you know how much they get paid?
Like in well, in California it's different, but like well, in other places they get paid two dollars.
Oh dude uh, if they don't get paid chips, uber eats in Japan when you're there at all, or oh yeah uh, you're probably like shocked at how cheap it is.
Like it's like yeah, but you can get like a salad for like I don't know, it's like the salad itself will be like like, not even like ten dollars, and then the delivery fee will be like a dollar.
I don't even know who.
Who's been paying them.
I don't know how they're getting any money.
I know it's not good, though they they have.
Like I like that we're exporting our brain rot to countries where they have UBER where, like in countries where you don't have tipping culture, we are exporting tipping culture to those countries, and now it's apparently happening in Europe too.
Like, oh no, no one tips in Japan on uber eats.
No one does.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know a single person who tips on your breeds.
And if you say you do, people get really pissed off.
They're like, don't bring that shit here.
They're like, don't do that.
Which is fair.
I don't think you should tip.
I think in Japan, and in most countries, if they're getting paid well, don't fucking do it.
So your W of the week was half a million dollars.
Can you think of an L of your week?
I mean, other than having to leave, which is a big L. What is an L of the week?
I don't.
Okay, you guys say your WL, I think.
Okay, what was your W, Hassan?
W of the week.
I mean, it's not even in my control, but this 2024 has been the year of Hasanabi Vindication, where like a lot of predictions I've made have come true, including really weird ones that I forgot I made.
March, can you please pull this Reddit clip I'm going to send to you right now?
He's got it on lock.
He's writing.
I can't believe he has a Reddit clip.
No, like someone in my someone in my community found this and posted it in the subreddit.
What is called Hang Long Vindicated song?
Oh you guys always do this L and W No, this is new, but I like it a lot.
I like it a lot actually.
Hey, calm down.
L was my cake I made.
I'm trying to hype you up.
The cake I made was bad.
I feel bad.
What?
That's an L.
I just didn't.
I didn't like Do You Right.
Fucked up.
Drama.
Actually, you know what?
Actually, no, L of Will.
I did fine.
L of the week.
Probably that nasty hangover I had after.
There you go.
There's your L of the week.
He drank way too much.
They didn't invite me to the drinking stream.
Bro, you wouldn't.
Are you kidding me?
You'd have two beers and tap out.
It'd be a five minute.
We've drank together.
You know I can drink a lot.
Would you do it?
Would you want to be belligerent on?
He just likes to be invited.
I had problems with alcoholism in my youth.
I know how to drink.
That was called training camp.
No, no, it's fine.
I don't, I don't.
It's fine.
He just resents you now.
Okay.
Well, all right.
It's kind of fucked up that you guys didn't invite me.
Okay, play.
You have to invite him.
It's a thing.
Next time I'll be like, come on.
No, it's fine.
I would have probably enjoyed, you know, hanging out with you guys and drinking, but then like Alexa actually left before, and I was like, maybe they'll ask me.
That's so sad.
Yeah.
Oh, I was like, maybe they'll ask me.
Sorry, dude.
I didn't know.
No, it's cool when you invite two people staying at my house, but not me.
Like, it's cool.
No, Alexa wasn't.
Alexa didn't go.
So I assume that's your L of the week.
No, he was supposed to come.
Yeah, but he left to he flew to his sister.
Ludwig was arranging this, and I thought it was Ludwig's stream.
Ludwig doesn't fuck with you.
That's not even a joke.
No, it's not.
He does like you.
No, he doesn't.
He actually does not like me.
I don't think that's true.
He's playing basketball with you today when he was supposed to go on a date with me.
I also texted him when I found out that he was sick.
No response.
Both of you guys suck.
I don't text.
All right.
I feel like I'm in the middle.
How can you be a hardened political veteran that Ludwig doesn't invite you?
And you're like, I feel sad.
Because I'm a human.
Because I'm a human being.
Because I'm a human being.
Actually, what they say about you online.
And you're like, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, because, well, you don't expect it from your friends.
You know what I mean?
That's what it is.
Or people you prefer.
I don't text.
That's amazing.
People you thought you were friends with.
I'm not a texter.
I'm not.
Okay, let's play the clip.
This is a lot of my predictions.
This is from March.
The Democratic Party has now activated their contingency plan.
I was wrong.
Earlier I said all but a brief moment ago, I just said the Democratic Party does not have a contingency plan.
Turns out they do.
It's me.
It's called Killing Joe Biden with COVID.
Oh.
That's right.
Their original plan was to tell the world that he fucks hard and fucks often.
That didn't work because everyone was like, it doesn't matter.
He's 800 years old.
I don't care about his dick game.
Then they were like, all right, let's put him in the hyperbaric chamber again and let him fizzle out.
Turns out now, they're going in the exact opposite direction.
They're putting Biden in contact with people who are COVID positive to see what happens.
Oh my God.
So that's what happened.
And I predicted this in March because there was a news report that came out that they were like restricting like previously COVID is obviously still very much a thing.
And previously, everyone that's in contact with the president was getting COVID tested.
And in March, they decided no more COVID tests for people who are getting in contact with the president.
I was like, that's crazy.
He's going to get COVID.
And then he did.
He's not going to die, obviously.
But that, along with many of the other things that I've said in terms of like this election cycle being the most boring one, but having the capacity to become the most interesting election cycle, all of that is.
I feel like also if you're live as long as you are, you'll get some predictions, right?
Fire at H3H300:12:36
Right?
You've got to get some, right?
You'd be really bad at your job if some of them didn't happen.
That one's a little weird.
Was that your W of the week?
My W of the week has been that, you know, I've a lot of the winning a gavel, a $7,500 gavel.
No, that was my L of the week.
My L of the week.
I thought your L was not getting invited.
You can put this on your taxes, though, up to a certain percentage.
I was told.
I already, I think I just hit that.
I max out my charitable contributions like probably in the month of January, usually.
Okay.
My lawyer told me about that.
He was like, you got to stop saying that you can claim it on your taxes.
Yeah, no, I have a percentage on the taxes.
It's a generous percentage.
It's a good amount still.
Like most people would not hit that thing unless I fundraise a lot and also give a lot of charity.
But my L of the week, yes, is that I didn't used to be a believer in magic until I saw my dogs turn into snakes.
You know, that is a crazy line.
I'm just saying.
I'm saying turns out snake.
Did not invite me to the drinking stream.
As I was saying, I thought it was Ludwig's stream.
But then I realized Lotta's being blessed.
He's so nice.
Lot always wants me to feel like I get my value out of coming here.
So I think Lottie's always like proactive and being like, let's get you some streams.
And I didn't realize the drinking streams were me.
Oh, cool.
So Lottie was talking about it a bunch.
And I was like, damn, I'm super damn, man.
And then, and then Alex was like, who's channels it on?
I'm like, oh, Ludwig's.
And Ludwig goes, no, Jules.
I was like, oh, all right, sure.
That's so funny.
The whole time I thought it was on Doug Doug's.
Yeah, I really cared.
I was just down for an alcoholic for an afternoon.
And obviously watching Ludwig say the things he did was very funny.
Stop looking at me.
I'm sorry that happened.
Did you like watching the clips of Lott, at least, just having a meltdown?
That was fun, right?
He was being an ick monster.
He was being an ick monster.
Dan Clancy Mart was crazy.
I was like, what are you doing?
He is a total teetotaler.
Like, he just, he, he's such a little baby.
Like, he just, apparently he downed like three drinks and was like, I'm, I'm good.
I think he's just being wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it was, it was pain.
My body really hurt from that.
I regret a lot of being alcohol.
Dude.
Yeah.
I'm actually, I'm actually happy I wasn't involved because like it would have, you know.
I don't want to fuck up the stream schedule, you know?
That would have fucked me up.
Like, yeah, whatever.
I just like kind of drank by myself at home because I was sad.
Oh, my God.
I would take a sip when you guys were drinking.
Like, oh, it's like I'm there.
You know what I mean?
I was just watching by my stream.
Crying.
That would be funny.
That would be weird.
Oh, hey, guys.
I was getting the Jumbo Margarita 2.
What the fuck?
$9 taco Tuesdays.
Yeah, that would be weird as fuck.
Isn't that insane?
$9 for unlimited tacos.
That's crazy.
In downtown and like Hollywood Boulevard.
It's probably like that sounds like an extra Emily stream.
How many tacos?
Can I eating 100 tacos before I go home?
You know, it's probably like bad.
Yeah, they're not good.
That's black market meat.
Yeah, that's my L. My other L is oh, my other W is, and this is a W for you as well.
We got lit on fire.
Oh, that was very fun.
That was incredible.
We actually did get lit on fire.
You have to give context to viewers.
So we did a year ago, last time the Aussie boys were here for like three and a half months.
I missed them already.
Yeah, I did a thing.
Alex had this wonderful idea of lighting each other on fire.
And at the time when he first suggested it, he was like, oh, I'm going to make a contraption and I'm going to like light your pants on fire.
And I was like, what a beautiful mind.
I was like, Alex, I love you.
I will never do that if you are the one responsible for it.
I was like, do you want to do it?
Like, I was like, the stuff he does do on his channel is just dangerous.
It's like Michael Reeves being like, let me make you a car.
Yeah.
And he was like, he didn't even like think that we would need pyrotechnicians, right?
Like, he was like, no, I'll just make it and we light each other on fire.
I was like, that's fire.
You know how dangerous that is?
Yeah.
So, so this year he was like, oh, no, I'm, you know, I'm going to get a pyrotechnician and like, we're going to have the fire marshal insurance, all of that.
So I was like, yeah, of course I'll do it.
Which apparently shocked them because they thought, you know, I'm not exactly interested in like adrenaline junkie shit.
Yeah, no, it was, it was cool.
I felt like you have like very good self-preservation.
I, I, the moment that I'm working with professionals, I'll do it.
I don't care.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Unless it's like skydiving.
Oh, I want to skydive.
So bad.
I love bungee jumping.
I did that one time.
It was so fun.
You bungee jump?
Yeah, I did it for video.
It was amazing.
I don't think I would do that.
It was so cool.
That'd be so fresh.
It was like one moment.
It's like it would, it felt like what it would be like to just jump off a cliff because you literally are just freefall.
Like a moment.
It was so cool.
Every ounce of depression inside of you was like, this was the right choice.
Yeah, dude.
And then you snap back up and you're like, oh, and then you stop bouncing.
It's dark.
I loved it.
I loved it.
It was great.
It was awesome.
It was really cool.
I want to do it.
I want to do skydiving there.
Cutie Cinderella, your W and L of the week.
My L of the week was getting some blister on my lip and it's ruined my life.
I also have like an ear infection, tooth infection thing going on.
Like the side of your face, just call it.
My L of the week was not getting on the airplane.
That was big L.
I really thought I could do it and then I just couldn't.
Wow.
Well, next time, I immediately got sick from all the stress of it.
You're lucky.
You were like out of shoot, but I was at the house sobbing my eyes out over the idea of getting on an airplane.
I couldn't do it, but it's fine.
That's my L. It'll be a W someday.
My W of the week is I have the number one NFL draft pick on my team now.
Sam Temple from the H3H3 podcast.
I have stolen her and she's working for me now.
Oh, wow.
So that's a big W. Wait.
Yeah, that's right.
Freak out.
Freak out.
Wait.
What do you explain further?
Elaborate.
I stole that bitch.
I didn't poach, actually.
She came.
It was like a serendipitous meeting.
I need a producer because my normal, my Taylor, my assistant, she, she lived in Washington and she didn't want to move to California.
And so I gave her many months to decide.
And then she decided she wants to stay in Washington, but I need someone here.
Right.
And it just worked out serendipitously.
And Sam was like, well, I think I'm a right fit.
And I was like, I think you're a right fit too.
And so now we're going to be unstoppable.
Like, I don't know what to say, but like, look out, everybody, because things are about to get spicy.
Okay, I have a fun fact about Sam.
Oh, do I have to fire her after you tell me?
No, no, not at all.
He's like, fun fact, she commits fraud.
So Sam is, I think, like a massive Hasanabi head from way back in the day.
Oh, no.
And I do have to fire her.
No, you have to fire her.
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
She's a massive Hasanabi head from way back in the day before she like even got hired by H3H3.
And she made, I'm going to bring it actually.
I'm going to show you.
Hold on.
That's embarrassing.
Like, not only just a Hasanabe head, but like one that is literally like.
She bought your underwear the last time you auctioned.
She was like an RP fan of my Grand Theft Auto No Pixel roleplay.
Hold on.
This cannot be the same woman.
That's no one.
No one's a fan of her RP.
What are you doing?
It was offensive.
What are you talking about?
He did an Italian accent poorly often.
Everyone I watch who RPs is so fucking bad at all.
I hate RP.
Sorry, RP fans.
But it's so, it's so.
Like, okay, watching GTRP, you hop in.
There's years of lore and you're like, what did I miss?
And it's like, I need a book to catch up.
And it's like, I wish there was like a digestible way to catch up.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's have a look at this.
That's what I hate about RP.
I don't hate RP.
I just hate that I can never get it.
She was such a Hasanabehead and such a fan.
Oh my God.
Sam.
She was such a Hasan Abbey head and such a fan that this photo, this fan art that she made was prominently displayed behind me for years and years.
And it's still behind me on my stream setup.
She made this.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Wow.
Sam, get a hobby.
She's incredible.
She's awesome.
Yeah.
We're going to take over the world, I fear.
I don't know.
I'm not a fan of RP Melcha either.
Why are you guys shitting on this right now?
I don't really.
I just don't like RP.
I don't really, I don't do it any longer, but like, can you, can you, can you see it?
Like, absolutely.
You can see it.
I just want to make sure.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Even her, like, her Instagram and the bag and everything.
Yeah, but she sent this in my P.O. box, like, way back in the day.
That's crazy.
And now you have to fire her.
Now I have to fire her.
I didn't know.
God damn it.
A hos frog has infiltrated my base.
Infiltrated H3H3 as well.
I mean, I got another buddy of mine a job there as well.
I got, well, I didn't do anything for Sam getting a job there.
Yeah.
But I got Walid.
Stole her.
I got Waleed a job at H3H3.
I'm very excited because I have finally, because everything's been on pause because I've had, you might have noticed, where are the events, cutie?
Because last one I did was April and we're in July now, which is absurd for me because usually I do an event a month.
There's so many.
But it's because Taylor's kind of been in her limbo.
And now I've got Sam and things are going to get spicy again because I'm going to be able to work.
And so that's my W. I'm going to poach her.
No, you can't.
Yes, Sam.
No, you're not going to.
I'm going to outspender Flakewood.
You could outspender.
He did steal my editor.
Okay, I didn't even know he was your editor at the time.
Oh, that's because let's talk about, let's talk about who can pay more for videos.
The guy who gets more views.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I use Austin Ox once a year when I can afford him.
Well, Mya's is great.
Not that that's this conversation.
Your editor does great, you said?
He's great.
Yeah, he's great.
I've reported him for like seven years.
It's been great.
You can't steal him.
He's loyal to Japan.
Yes, and he's loyal.
Oh, and he's Japanese.
You also like stole Marsh from people.
Wow, you just steal everyone.
No, I didn't steal Marsh.
I feel like you stole Marsh from my company.
He didn't get fired.
You played great comments.
He didn't get fired Marsh?
No.
He didn't get fired.
He got, well, he gave a shrug.
He was like, I don't know.
Well, I mean, they were downsizing.
And I was like, well, we need a producer.
It was that.
That was different.
Okay.
All right.
You didn't steal him.
Fine.
Me?
Mosh?
No, no, no.
Him.
Oh.
I thought he stole Marshall.
No, no, no, no.
I don't want to steal.
I'm not even remotely worried about any of the people I work with going anywhere else.
No, me neither.
Show, yeah, totally.
Me neither.
I don't know.
Yeah, what's your editor's username?
Nah, I've got any one.
Let me come on.
Just put me in contact.
Fucking snap him like that.
All right.
Well, speaking of snapping, we're going to snap to the Patreon.
We're going to go behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and it's going to get juicy.
I'm going to talk about my favorite DJ, if you know what I mean.
Cody Coe.
Can I pee?
I'm already to talk about what you want to promote.
Thank you so much for coming on Sea Dog Vogue.
Yeah, thank you so much for watching.
I appreciate it.
We have Trash Taste if you want to watch a podcast.
It's actually good.
Oh, I would say, I was going to say that, but like this.
Twitch?
Twitter?
All that fun stuff.
All right.
No, you guys are good.
You guys are good.
Can I pee now?
Yes, you can pee now.
And we'll see you on the other side.
Bye, guys.
I know.
Nothing's happened.
But like a lot has happened.
Like on stream.
Am I crazy?
I feel like a lot has happened.
Really?
The former president got shot at.
That's nothing to do with Twitch.
No, no, no.
I think it's actually a really exciting year for Twitch.
Like, I'm excited to see nominees.
Like, I have some ideas of what we're going to see.
But an interesting thing I've been thinking about as a creator fighting it.
It's not a treat.
It looks like a delicious treat.
I'm going to make you one and you're going to be on stream just like chewing on your own.