QTCinderella recounts hosting the Streamer Awards, detailing a chaotic night marked by a smelly Dolce & Gabbana shirt, a roof leak denying food trucks access, and Minks throwing propane heaters into the pool. Amidst arguments over work ethics and stolen jewelry between hosts like Will Neff and Austin Stream, the group debates removing the Valorant category due to toxicity and defines subculture terms like "twink." Ultimately, these behind-the-scenes failures highlight the volatile intersection of corporate sponsorship and community-driven events in modern streaming culture. [Automatically generated summary]
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Gum in My Mouth00:14:42
Hello.
I have gum in my mouth.
I'm going to look like a cow chewing cud.
I got gum in my mouth too.
Solidarity.
You want to keep it in your mouth?
No, I put like five pieces in my mouth.
Whenever I come to you, I steal so much of Hassan's gum.
Yeah.
Nicotine gum.
You're going to start to get it.
Oh, we are.
Nice.
Oh, God.
This area is.
Hassan, shut up.
Austin and I have been funny over here for the last five minutes.
This is a better intro than whatever the fuck you're going to create.
Is that what you have to do?
You just have to tell him to shut up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking social media.
He's done.
Anyway, I have like five pieces of gums in my mouth.
He's too quiet.
He's too busy eating the rich.
Good one.
Can you hear the chewing?
Can I have a gum, please?
He's only got nicotine.
I just want to get the taste of Chipotle out of my mouth.
Welcome back to the Fear and podcast.
We have probably the most heavy, stacked, unimaginably important guests of all time with us here today.
I'm, of course, talking about Cutie Cinderella, who is supposed to be our who is supposed to be our co-host, but I don't know.
Who knows where that is at now?
It's all in limbo, considering that she has a different podcast coming out that she didn't inform us on.
I have a bone to pick with Cutie Cinderella.
Okay, we have Valkyrie in the building as well.
Both of the hosts of the streamer awards from last night.
And that's that about, and of course, my wonderful co-host, Will Neff, that about does it for all of the important guests that we have on today on this episode.
I am so devastated again.
Oh, my God.
How can I forget we have Austin's show in the building as well?
Do you realize this is going to take a toll on my career?
You're the messiest girl.
Surely his treatment of me is going to take a toll on my career.
Austin's show is also with us, and he's fucking hammered.
That's right.
You're talking about Austin.
Tell him.
What did you do today, Austin?
I went to the Abbey and drank about six Bloody Marys and tipped dancers.
Oh, you drank more than one Bloody Mary?
I did.
It was a lot of fun.
You had an eyeliner from the show last night.
It is from the show last night, yes.
Also, your jacket.
But it's not yours.
Not mine either.
I stole the jacket.
Quite possibly the messiest I've been coming on this podcast.
I'm also wearing all of Hassan's jewelry that I haven't returned yet.
He pulled out a wad of cash and there was gum stuck to it.
Hold on, let me see if it's still there.
Is it still in here?
Hold on.
There it is, right?
Hold on.
There it is.
There's no gum on that.
Those are all $1 bills.
For the Abbey.
Yeah.
I'm saving it to give it away.
It's charitable, so don't eat me alive.
All right.
Like tipping streamers is tipping strippers.
Same thing.
Commonly.
It's charitable.
It's what you should do.
Yeah.
Okay.
I agree.
It's what you should do.
You tip a lot of strippers in your time as well.
The Austin Show Liberal Arts Twink Fund.
Absolutely.
I don't even know where to begin.
We've done a bunch of episodes both in Japan, after Japan.
Will Neff is finally back.
Better than ever.
We had an insane night.
We had the fattest of nights last night.
An absolute banger.
I'm talking concurrent viewership-wise across all of the other platforms reacting to it.
Probably around, what, 500,000 concurrent viewers, peaking at around 500,000, 600,000 concurrent views.
The Schreamer Awards was a massive success.
So I think we got to start off by asking Cutie how much of a failure it was because I'm sure she's going to say a lot of awful things about what was otherwise a pivotal achievement for any person on the planet.
I have a few things I would change.
I can't wait to fix them next year.
I've got a pretty long list.
Excited to fix them.
It'll be better next year.
She's already started on the changes.
What's up?
What are some issues?
You want to talk about them?
Yeah, one thing that I'm really upset about was that I usually have a reaction camera from streamers during videos.
So if you're watching the rewind, you see yourself in it, you're like, or you see a friend, you're like, you know, just like a reaction.
That's what we're known for.
We react to shit because we suck.
And so having a reaction, I have all these streamers in the room.
Let's get them reacting to some shit.
But I don't know what happened.
I paid for the camera.
It just wasn't there.
To be fair, I was reacting like a motherfucker.
Like, I was just like, oh, like I was, I was getting really bubbly with it and stuff when I was sitting there because I think it's on autopilot at this point.
I'm a husk of a man.
I'm a shell of what I once was.
I was acting harder for no one.
Kitty, do you need me to help you get a refund for that camera?
No, no, no.
Just making sure.
It was used once.
Okay.
Well, I don't think it's adequate, and I think we should get your money back.
I have a theory.
I have a theory that Austin's show has gone slumming at the Abbey because you refused to give him a position at the Streamer Awards, which baffles me.
Yeah.
What Will didn't tell you is that I was dancing at the Abbey tonight, and those ones are my tips.
Broken.
Oh, my God.
Austin did.
People didn't get to see this on the stream.
Austin warmed up the crowd for me, which is very nice.
I called him the night before.
Individually fluffed every member of the night.
He fluffed everybody.
Unscripted, too.
You were naturally.
Unscripted went up there.
Nobody saw it, but it was fantastic.
It was really good.
He did good.
It was beautiful.
It was necessary.
It was necessary.
Yeah, I just, you know, I just had, I had a few things.
A lot of stuff on the back end that people don't know about that was messy.
My caterer was super messy.
It was really hard to work with.
What do you mean?
We had chicken tenders and macaroni and cheese, which was kind of funny, I thought.
No, I did that on purpose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I chose food that everybody loves on purpose because then no one can complain about like, oh, I didn't get enough to eat.
Sometimes you do fancy chicken and it's like, so I was like, we're doing chicken fingers.
We're doing mac and cheese.
We're doing tater talks.
We're doing the chilies children's menu.
Chicken tenders, a little overcooked.
It was an insane change of pace from the first course, which was like flowers.
It was a roasted carrot salad.
I did that on purpose.
I wanted a very like fancy LOL and then fancy dessert.
It was really delicious.
I ate multiple salads.
I didn't get to eat it.
I didn't get to eat it all.
Sadly.
Look, I want to say something.
I think cutie being critical of herself, that is this testament of a fabulous producer.
Oh, well, thank you.
Yeah, I don't think that I don't think.
I feel like she's a little overly critical.
I think it's a little both.
No, I think double-edged sword.
I mean, no, I think it's incredibly important after an event.
You should take and celebrate your successes.
So I would say a little bit of both.
But also, I think it's also important, incredibly important to understand what you need to fix and move forward.
It's how you improve.
It's how you get better.
This industry, you have to be ever-changing.
And you can't bring the same product that you bring every time or else it'll get stale and old.
So I think it's speaking of which name you're probably season now.
No, but I'm serious.
This is not supposed to be an insulting thing.
This is a great thing.
I'm not supposed to be insulting.
I think you're totally fine.
Was I too out of, am I too drunk?
Is this going to be a good thing?
No, no, no.
No, I just wanted to be content.
I was only saying that she wasn't.
Austin's in a fight for his life when his mic stands.
Yeah.
I think she's fabulous.
She's the best in the biz.
I agree.
100%.
No, you are.
You are great.
Okay.
She's not like women.
I'm so sorry.
Speaking of great.
I've got to spit this gum out.
Speaking of a great night, let's do highlight low light.
I mean, what was your favorite from the event itself?
And what was your least favorite?
Ladies, let's start.
Starting.
We're going to start from left to right.
Yeah, let's go with Austin.
Let's hear you out.
Highlight was of the night was meeting and talking to all the lovely people at the Streamer Awards.
Low light for me was the smelly shirt that I wore.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Elaborate further.
Please.
I bought a shirt from, should I say the place that I bought?
It doesn't matter.
We went on stream.
H. Lorenzo.
Okay.
I bought it from H. Lorenzo.
Fuck it.
And they're fabulous.
They're wonderful.
They put together this outfit.
They got this shirt from me, QD, let me tell you.
And it reeked of B.O.
Then why did you buy it?
Well, hold on.
Okay.
Sometimes you got to suffer for your art.
They said to me, they said, you know what?
Look, Austin, show.
Calm down, Mr. Show.
They said, Mr. Show, we're going to go out.
You buy this.
We'll dry clean it.
We'll make it smell brand new.
I said, perfect.
I need it by 12 o'clock noon tomorrow.
Perfect.
Okay, 12 o'clock noon rolls around.
I show up.
The shirt still smells like BO.
Weird.
Ridiculous, right?
So I'm freaking out because I'm like, what am I going to wear?
I can't go shirtless.
That would be awful.
You could have considered that.
That would have fun.
That would have been funny.
Fans would have hated that.
I personally loved the original fit that Will put together for you that you just cast aside like it was used tissue paper.
Well no.
That one was fire too.
No, I'm talking about the crop top.
Crop top was good.
Crop top was good.
I think I'm going to go back to my ball.
You were a Barbie girl in a Barbie world and that was.
And it was fire.
I think all it needed was like a jacket to really tie it together.
We were working on it and I think I'll go back and get it again.
It was one size too small.
He did text me that.
Yeah, I'll go back.
I'll get it.
Yeah.
But anyway, so I got it.
Then they dry cleaned it again.
They doused it in like pounds of thousands of pounds of industrialized cleaners that masked the smell of the BO.
Okay.
Three hours into the event, QD, you didn't know this because you were just hosting and everybody was.
You were doing something just not as important as my skin.
Yeah, doing something easy.
And so my shirt was, it started to stink three hours in.
The smell started to come back.
It started to overwhelm.
Well, it's because B.O. is like a very strong thing.
And I was like, if anybody smells this, it's over.
So I was in the parking lot.
So wait, hold on.
So what would anyone do in that situation?
Maybe try to avoid getting people to smell it.
Is that what Austin did, you think?
No, you said, smell this.
Does it smell like B.O. To every single person at the event?
I had to, because I had to tell everybody.
Just to clarify, just in case word got around that Austin stunk is that, oh, no, it's because he wore something.
There's one point right at our table and Austin sat down and just went, fuck!
And everyone went, everybody went like, like looked at him and he's like, I'm sorry, it's just the shirt.
That's sick.
You told people all at once.
I told everybody it was this talk of it.
It was the talk of the awards minus everything else.
Right, no.
Yeah, no, my main takeaway was how smelly Austin's shirt was from last night.
I was going to say that was my highlight and low light.
So I don't want to spend too much time on this, but I was in the parking lot.
I was in the parking lot getting doused in some Italian cologne from my driver, and we masked the smell.
And then anyway, and then we.
This was his driver who got in a fight with the owner of H. Lorenzo because the shirt smelled.
My driver's Italian.
So is the owner of H. Lorenzo.
My driver got an Italian shouting match with the owner of the store because he was upset through me because I had to go around and do all this.
Anyways, long story short, the shirt smelled.
This is a Seinfeld episode.
The shirt smelled.
I changed it for the after party and I never can go to H. Lorenzo again.
Okay.
Remember on the stream when I said like, H. Lorenzo, you know, serves a high-profile clientele of a bunch of divas from like international, like all across the world.
Austin is literally the most, he is the most high-maintenance client that they've ever had, I think.
Ray and Cutie.
Would you wear a shirt that smelled like B.O.?
Why are you asking Ray and Cutie and not Will, who was also there?
They're females.
are closest to the gay architect.
Can I pose something to you?
Go ahead.
That I don't think you've ever considered.
Hit me.
I think the fabric of the shirt smells that way.
Yeah, like what kind of material was that?
I think it's an unusual material.
And I think it get oh my god.
Oh my god, this is his epiphany.
Look at his fucking face.
How many times they dry cleaned it.
You were smelling the tinsel.
It had like a...
The fact that you said that it was dry clean and then three hours later it started to smell again makes me feel like it was the fabric.
There's like a tinsel in that shirt and I think it had a smell.
So question, when other people smelled it, did they smell the smell?
Yes.
Okay.
See?
Thank you, Cutie.
Appreciate it.
It didn't.
Like it was a bit, it was a bit overblown, I'll say.
It smelled like cologne because I could tell you doused it.
Yeah, I yeah.
He ran up.
He ran up to me again at the award show.
He was like, smell my shirt.
Cloud of Jean-Paul Grutti.
And he's like, smell the fibers.
Yeah.
It did not smell like anything other than whatever cologne it was doused in.
You did not have me smell your shirt.
So I did not because you weren't.
So thank you for respecting me.
Thank you.
He found a way to get me to smell it after the crazy guns.
Ray was also busy.
I was, you guys were very busy.
I was very respectful, wasn't I?
Imagine when he runs on stage.
I didn't talk to you the whole night.
That's how respectful.
I gave you one hug.
I said, you're fucking killing it.
Yes, bitch.
I do say that before events.
I say, nobody talk to me.
Yeah.
That's what she says.
She's an absolute.
Everybody's running around.
She said, get away from me.
No, no.
I'm just scared.
I'm scared of you when you're on event production mode.
You do get very feisty.
Oh, yeah.
I almost cried because of me.
I was stressed.
I was late.
My call time was 12.30 p.m.
And Cutie texts me 10 minutes before 12.30 and is like, where are you?
And I was like, I'm going to be late.
And she was like, you're my co-host.
You're supposed to be here.
Rehearsal is at 12.30.
So I start freaking out because I didn't realize that I was missing rehearsal.
And I get there and I just see cutie is like in the zone.
Like she is going through it.
She's got someone vlogging for her.
There's people coming up to her and running and going.
And I like show up in my Crocs, no makeup on, a green sweater, blue plaid pajama pants.
Cause I was like, oh, I'll get my hair and makeup done there.
And I was like, wow, no, this is actually happening.
Yeah.
We're freaking out.
It makes it real, real.
I was late because of Austin's show.
Oh, come on.
That's right.
I'll say it right here on the podcast.
So it's on the record.
Austin Show came over.
Austin Show came over to my house.
Stinky ass shirt.
With his, no, he didn't have the shirt on yet.
He was going to put the stinky ass shirt a little bit later in the day.
However, he came to my house, got no jewelry on, and he goes, Hassan, I need you to help me with the jewelry situation like you said you would.
He's on the phone with Carl Jacobs.
He's like, I'm coming to your place later, Carl.
He's like hitting everyone's house.
This is crazy because I had jewelry put aside for him.
No, I didn't even know.
You're a burglar.
Austin Show Drama00:02:03
Okay.
Hassan.
I told him this days ago.
This is not even true.
He's messy.
Yes.
No, this is absolutely.
Well, that's true.
You can't.
That's true.
So what part of it is not true?
The fact that I made you late.
Yes, you did.
You came to my.
What time was he supposed to be there?
I'm inclined to believe Hassan in this moment.
No.
What time was he supposed to be there?
I was supposed to be there at 12.30 for the kick.
I arrived at his house at noon.
He came down the stairs, dick flopping in his underwear.
I was about to go into the shower at 12 o'clock.
No, that's not true.
First of all, waiting.
No, no, it wasn't even, it wasn't even 12 o'clock.
I literally left him down there.
I was like, you know what?
Fuck it.
Like, I have the shower.
Pick whatever you want.
You know, go off.
Only Austin Show can make it sound like he hated the dick flopping around, even though that was the flopping.
Might be the highlight of his.
I came down.
I was like, I was trying to take a shower, and Austin was like, I need jewelry.
I admired the comfort that he was in.
Yeah, well, truly, I was in his own home as he was getting ready.
I was laser focused.
I was laser focused on the task at hand, and that was looking fabulous at the streamer awards.
And Hassan was getting in the way of it, frankly.
Yeah, I apologize for getting in the way of it.
But this is fabulous, and I'm going to steal it because I'm gay and I can get away with it.
That's March's gift for me, by the way.
Oh, wow.
Sorry, Mark.
It was harder to steal.
Well, that cancels out.
I'm going to have to give it back.
Anyway, whatever highlights.
Cutie, now, whose side are you on?
12 o'clock.
Either of yours.
12 o'clock, underwear out, cock flopping at 12 o'clock.
Cock should be secured by 11:50, at least.
Minimum.
I am on neither of your sides.
Both of you are fired for next year.
Okay, all right.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm just going to host it the esports, whatever the fuck that is.
They would jump up and down if you said that.
I'm not doing that, but if you want, you'd pay me a big money.
I would never do that.
Stop it.
All right.
Never do that.
It's true.
Okay.
Highlight, low light.
Okay.
What should I start with?
Highlight.
Cock Flopping at Noon00:02:44
Okay.
The highlight honestly was like when we were doing the closing statements, just kind of standing there, realizing we did it.
Also, just being done, because I've been stressed about this for six months.
Like, not nearly as much as this ball of stress.
You're stressed about a different thing.
Oh, yeah.
You're afraid of this.
I have a fear of stages.
Yeah.
I've been on stage only a couple times to present awards, but I'm only up there for like, what, five minutes?
This would be the first time I'm on stage for like two hours minimum.
What?
I don't know how long it went for.
But also just reading a lot.
Like it was a lot of text to read.
So I was definitely facing my fears.
But yeah, being able to like, you know, say like we did it.
And it went better than I thought it would.
Honestly.
That's good.
The low for me was when Cutie started to panic.
Oh my God.
The fear and the stress.
No, no, no.
I felt like the bad side of me.
You guys have became an Austin.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
I was backstage and I said, who the fuck is in charge of this?
Dude, I've seen a new side of Cutie that.
So what happened was the audience couldn't see the video play, but the stream could see the video play.
And she spent a lot of like money in terms of what he was playing.
So there was an animation that was playing and it highlights nominees.
And something really important about this year, I would say, that we can all acknowledge is 2022 was huge for the W community.
And I have this very important moment in this stupid animation that has Kai, your rage, and Bruce getting picked up in the limo.
And it's just super funny because they're like in their Ghostbusters thing.
I added it last minute because I watched the animation.
I said, we're missing the W community.
And so I stressed my animator out like the week before.
I'm like, we have to add this scene.
We have to do it.
Like, it's so important to me.
Like, just to see us all come together in this stupid little animation, right?
Like, it's so sick.
And then it didn't play.
And I was like, as weird as it is, I was really looking forward to peeping out on the stage and seeing like your rage's reaction to it.
And like, I did tell him.
He was in the table next to mine.
So I yelled at him and I was like, yo, you're on the thing because we were watching it on our phones.
Yeah, you know.
But unfortunately, the react camera was down.
Oh, so we didn't capture that.
So yeah, he knows he's on it.
But here's the beautiful thing about an event like this.
Not only does it get people together.
I know.
Not only does it celebrate and engage in, I would say, a very expensive circle jerk.
It's also bountiful for at least the next week of content, which everyone will react to.
So you'll be able to get the reactions of all of those streamers after the fact.
Yeah.
And my goal tomorrow is to get all the content pieces uploaded to the YouTube and so then people can react to it, which I realize next year I'll delegate that to someone so they come up the same night.
Expensive Circle Jerk00:02:12
But yeah, it was Just felt so bad for you because I know how much work you put into it.
And there were so many people behind the scenes, like trying to figure it out and put it together.
And it just wasn't working.
They tested it all beforehand, right?
Like throughout the day.
So it's just so well.
And it made me mad because again, like people don't, people don't realize when they see like cutie the streamer awards, they think like I'm getting paid to show up and host it.
No, I am, I'm in it, man.
Like I wrote the script that we're following.
I write through on a show.
Like I do all that.
And so when something goes down and it's out of my control, it's very frustrating because it's like, I pay for this.
I pay for that.
And so the things that are important to me when they don't happen, I was like, I was back there and I was like, put up a B-write back screen.
Put up a B-write back.
Fix it.
She, she was.
I would rather have a B-write back screen technical issues than the audience suffering in any way, shape, or form.
Yep.
And they weren't listening to me and it was so frustrating.
Yeah, that's fucking.
No, your feelings were valid.
Yeah, I felt bad.
I just didn't want because I got mean.
No, I'm not bad for that.
You deserve to be.
Don't feel bad when you invested so much time and energy and then it's out of the control of something that you created.
It's mind-numbingly frustrating.
Yeah.
We're going to save your highlight and lowlight because I think I know what you're low.
It's going to be a segue.
And it's going to be a segue.
We're going to move over to me.
My highlight was when I got there, they had the interviewers.
And I love Sweet Anita.
And so I came up and gave her a big hug.
And, you know, she's so sweet.
She's so kind.
She's like, Bill, I just want, in case I have any ticks, like, you know, please don't be offended by it.
I was like, Anita, are you kidding me?
Like, I fucking love you.
Don't worry about it.
She goes, well, I've actually had a really good day.
I haven't made it fun of anybody.
And I was like, oh, great.
She aired me the fuck out, bro.
She was like, you're gay.
Fuck off.
You suck.
I was just in there.
She jinx herself.
Yeah, she jinxed herself back.
But I was laughing so hard because at one point, Haas came over and we like did like a handhold and she just immediately went, you're gay.
Perfect timing.
Awesome.
My mom loved it.
She didn't understand.
And then my low light.
Anita's Sweet Moment00:15:02
Got to be serious for a second.
Awesinox, your editor, cut a really great video, stream rewards.
And I thought, Austinox, he's my friend.
He'll put me in there somewhere.
Fake ass, vegan ass.
No, tell him.
Don't blame him.
No, tell him.
Vegan ass bitch.
Didn't sneak me in anywhere.
I have actually lowered or heightened my vegan impact.
Now I'm buying cheaper meat that I know has been tortured from this point forward because he's so trash.
Austin Ox is vegan.
No, this is my fault.
This is my.
I'm not letting you take it.
I'm a behind the scenes director on that.
And I needed him to include as many people as I've never heard of intentionally.
That was the whole purpose.
So you're the fake bitch.
I am the fake bitch.
Yeah.
Well, you're both fake bitches.
Well, and I actually had a problem with the content pieces in general.
And I didn't realize this because I made sure last year I didn't get a chance to watch some of them.
I made sure to watch them multiple times.
And she was like, ah, no will.
Perfect.
No, But there was, and I told Ludwig this this morning, there was too much Ludwig.
And I even had editors.
That's true.
I had editors cut Ludwig out a little more.
And there was too much Ludwig.
That was with Ludwig cut out.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I know.
There was a lot of people.
I love him very much, obviously.
I did obviously more than you loved me.
I did like the attention of every stream that I did the entire year.
You did like three, and all of them were featured.
You have a 100% rating.
Exactly.
The Flight Sim stream, and that's it.
Name your price.
Name your price.
Well, I'm sorry.
You were fascinated.
I mean, you were heavily featured on other pieces.
It's just not the Austins one.
Who's dead to me?
No.
I understand.
I mean, but you were very well presented, I think, in other spotlights, which I didn't talk about the other ones.
I'm saying the Austin.
I agree.
I agree.
He's a fake-ass trickass.
No, he's not.
And I'm eating bald eagle meats.
He's my perfect soul.
Bald eagle meat.
Yeah.
I'm going to club it.
I'm going to sports wedding.
I think it's highly illegal, but okay.
I'm going to give you guys my highlight.
Low light.
I'm going to start off with my low light first.
Because it kind of dovetails off of what Will was talking about.
My lowlight was: I feel like I failed Will Neff.
No.
Get the fuck out of it.
He wanted to.
He was up for a league of his own, and I advocated heavily for him.
Him and Afghans both.
Afghans for the hidden gem and Will for League of His Own.
And I pushed for it.
And unfortunately, it didn't happen.
And I feel like I blame Austin.
I think Austin Ox is somehow also responsible for that.
Listen, I'm going to be honest.
But that was a stat category.
You even apologized to me for that, which I think is ludicrous because I was just happy to be nominated.
Stat category.
I think short of Gandalf showing up with the Eagles, there's no way I won that category.
I thought it would.
I was more confident about you winning.
No.
I was more confident about you winning League of His Own because I didn't know a lot about Doug Doug.
Listen, you know me.
I would have been prepared to give a speech.
I did not prepare a single second in my head.
I never even allowed an opportunity in my imagination that I would win that.
Never once.
That's crazy.
I literally thought you were going to win it.
I was less confident in my chances of winning just chatting than I was in your speech.
I did not prepare a speech for mine either.
Next year, I'm going to clear.
Okay.
I'm going to add some categories next year.
Basque pilot, maybe?
Two.
Yeah.
Guest beginning.
I would love for you to get nominated and then lose.
And then lose.
There's like some other obscure game.
And little Nasdaq's.
He's like, when I picked up flying, I never knew.
And you're just sitting there fucking steaming.
This is Prezzo.
Prezo does one.
Prezo's one flight simulator stream and immediately.
He's a helicopter.
We have an in-memorial.
That's the thing that they love it more because he would crash.
I'm too good of a pilot.
You will never show Dick on stream, though.
He's got that up on me.
He showed Dick and asshole.
He was like, I can't beat him without sleep.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, continuously.
I know I didn't.
I'm just now learning about Prezzo.
He was the best.
So that was my lowlight.
My highlight was probably, I mean, this is a bit of a repeat of what Austin was saying because he went in first, but was definitely seeing everyone.
I tweeted about this before the Streamer Awards as well, where like, I really love having an opportunity to socialize with the entirety of the streaming community.
Well, not the entirety, but as many as we can host in one area.
I love cons for that reason.
So it was an awesome opportunity.
I got to see the RDC boys, Mark Phillips, Dylan, all of them.
They came through.
Which was sick.
They didn't tell me day of they wanted to come to the show.
And I was so sad.
I was like, I would have got you all a seat.
People, you got to tell me before.
Jesus.
We're streamers.
We don't even have to do that.
You guys are the worst people to work with.
Dealing with straight-up gamers.
Yeah, that was definitely.
That was definitely a problem.
Sean's really difficult to get on time.
I mean, I've had him on maybe 13, 14 times on my show.
Yeah.
And every time he's a little challenging, it's a little challenging.
Yeah, you keep doing it for some reason.
I've got him contracted for six episodes of the next season.
I don't even know about this.
His manager signed the paperwork.
That's interesting.
He gave him like the socialist doctor.
The cast deal all over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just like, he's going to give me a shoe.
He's going to give me a shoe.
But yeah, that was definitely my highlight.
You know, hanging out with Rage a little bit, hanging out with Chris next door.
Rage was so nice.
Yeah, I talked to Rage and I was like, you know, Hassan definitely thought you were going to win.
And he was like, no way.
And I was like, guarantee we both did.
We thought you were lost.
Yeah, I thought he was going to win for sure.
So friendly.
I missed your fucking award winning.
Why?
Were you too busy getting dounced at Cologne?
Yes.
Are you serious?
I was in the parking lot.
Or the side thing.
Cutie prevented, created a great VIP entrance.
I was in there getting doused in some Italian cologne because my shirt was smelling.
That is, it's okay.
That was expected.
You're an actual menace.
No, seriously.
He is a diva.
All right, Cutie, you're turning.
You're turning.
Let's open up the bottom.
Come on, Dora's box, girl.
What's going to open?
Highlights and lowlights.
Highlights.
Genuinely the highlight.
This is the reason.
The reason I do this show, people don't realize, is because I want to heal the world.
I want to heal toxicity amongst streamers.
It's impossible, but I'm doing my best.
And so having a moment where I can pause and look out and see all these people being in the same room for the first time ever, because even at TwitchCon, you don't get these people in the same room, you know?
And so I have 300 people in the same room that have never been able to do that.
And so that, that is my highlight.
I think that's my highlight every year.
My low light is, we're about to unpack something here.
Hassan's red carpet performance.
Watch her just go, Austin stinky shirt.
Everybody smelled it.
No, you're going to be like, for some reason, I was the only one who didn't smell it and I wanted to smell it.
That's my lowlight.
Super left out of that.
I'm sorry, Kitty.
No, last year, I so I am a broken human and I consistently feel nothing.
Last year after the show, I felt nothing besides just like, just disappointment.
I just felt like I could have done better.
And I, you know, I was like, the only feeling I felt was just like bummed.
This year, I felt nothing, but I felt optimistic.
Like, oh, I know how to fix this now.
Whatever.
People, I know people like it.
Last year, I didn't know people liked it.
I know people like it now.
And I have my after party planned and I am, for once, ready to celebrate.
I think I like said to Maya in the car right over, like, oh, I'm going to take a drink.
Crazy, you know, like, I'm going to have some fun, which is something I don't do.
I'm going to smoke a little meth.
Yeah.
I'm going to be crazy.
There was a lot of meth.
First of all, I had a lot of behind the scenes stuff that people don't know is the venue called us that morning and said that there was a leak in the roof.
So they had to close the whole entire top floor.
They were like, they tried to cancel.
We had gotten permission to have the food trucks there.
Then the food trucks show up and they're like, no, never mind, which is crazy because they're the ones that provided the generator.
The venue was awful.
The venue was awful, awful, awful.
We'll never be using them again.
We'll get Austin to give me a refund.
The venue definitely was leaking.
I can attest to that.
The downstairs, like where we were at, dripping off.
It's completely unacceptable.
NFTs were destroyed that day.
Yeah, which is fine.
I mean, look, ultimately, who cares?
Airbnb is already losing their shorts to Marriott this year.
They weren't even Airbnb.
It wasn't an Airbnb.
It was anyway.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the venue that we were at.
Oh, no, no.
Not the house.
No, I'm talking about the house.
You just chill on something unnecessarily.
That was leaking, too.
It was just American infrastructure.
Ray is not built for rain.
It wasn't supposed to be raining.
But I show up to my party.
I'm like, ready to be chill.
I'm going to just chill and talk to people.
As soon as I walk in, I see a lot of people that were not on my guest list, which is very frustrating because this party is just for streamers to chill.
It's not for agents to pitch.
It's not for sponsors to pitch.
It's just to be chill.
And I'm very confused how this happened.
For the record, just for the record, I want to say something.
At the party, I was given three cards.
I was going to say that.
I was going to say that as well.
Like QD is not being like a diva when she says this.
Like someone coming up and like pitching and handing me a business.
Oh, yeah.
She's not saying, she's not saying like, oh, I hate when like streamers get to interact with like, you know, non-streamers.
Oh, they're not famous.
Like, there's a lot of streamers that aren't, you know, popping or anything like that.
They're all invited ultimately.
But this after party was a chance for everybody.
To chill.
This is like private, relaxed.
It was supposed to.
I want those same people that I saw in that room that I was so excited to have together, then they just had to sit there and watch me for two hours.
I want them to be able to talk to each other.
And that's why I spent thousands of thousands of dollars putting this together.
Unfortunately, when brands are there, though, they do end up getting their way with, you know, talking about business.
Yeah, it's a constant thing where they're like, oh, you're talking to me about a shirt.
Well, I had a new shirt.
You were not supposed to come.
Who the fuck?
Yeah, I was not invited.
Who the fuck gets all business cards?
Like, it's the fucking 80s.
Very upset.
I was very upset.
And so I walk in and I'm first thing I do is I ping my agency and I'm like, guys, did you give these out?
And they're like, no, like we have no clue.
There's no one watching the door when I came in.
Yeah.
So I needed to triple my security, number one.
So then I have my security start going through to check people for wristbands.
And then long story short, I'm just dealing with all of that, which sucks because and then at one point, this group, this was the audacity.
I'm sorry.
And maybe this is mean of me, but I'm going to say it because it's very frustrating when I'm trying to do a private thing for my friends.
And I'm sitting there and this group of six people walk in and they all have wristbands.
And I go, hey, guys, where'd you get your wristbands?
And they're like, oh, we got it from the production crew.
And I go, what?
They're like, oh, we're friends with, we're friends with, this is no harm to Wubby, but they're like, oh, we're friends with Wubby.
And I go, oh, that's totally fine.
But this, this party is just for streamers.
They're like, oh, we are streamers.
And I said, streamers, I personally know, I'm so sorry.
This is like my personal party.
At least it's supposed to be.
And I just like can't keep letting people come in.
They're like, oh, well, we're friends with people and they just walk past me.
And I was like, okay, like, mind you, this is not sponsored.
Like Miss Fitz sponsored the after party, but they only paid for a fraction of it.
Like, this is my personal money that I'm trying to give to my friends.
I'm trying to celebrate with my friends.
And so it's just like, wow.
Like, I realize we all have friends.
The issue with this industry is Will probably has 10 other friends that would want to come.
Hassan probably has 10 other friends that would want to come.
I invited all of them.
But unfortunately, everyone knows each other.
All of my friends are managers and marketing brand people.
So that's, I invited them.
It's just like really sad.
It's my personal, it's a personal thing for me.
That was what the after party was supposed to be.
I know how I'm going to fix it next year.
Whatever.
It's going to be great.
I'll fix it.
That's not the problem.
But then something that's very personal that I'm not trying to create any unnecessary drama here, but Minks attended the after party and got kicked out and inevitably got the party shut down because it was in a residential neighborhood.
And I want to unpack some things here.
I personally, and I don't want this to become a rag on Minks segment.
It's not going to be that.
I have personally done everything in my ability to help this woman.
I have tried everything.
She has been my friends for years up until a point last year when she had pushed me past my boundaries where I had to say, hey, like, this is too much for me.
This is unhealthy for me.
You are destructive to me.
And so I had to walk away, but I have tried everything.
I've spent time, money.
I've tried everything.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Bro, I wanted to say hi.
Oh, my gosh.
We're going to put a picture.
Oh, my gosh.
Former rock.
Former rock.
You just wanted to say hi.
So I've tried everything.
So I don't want people to think this is lack of trying.
I think if you've watched my content, you've seen Minks and I used to be very close and now I've separated myself from her completely.
However, this is a person that I did used to care about, even though I do feel as though I've lost her.
I don't recognize her anymore as a human.
Not like as a human, but I'm saying like, she's not the same person when I talk to her.
I do not know what happened.
And I'm, I am someone that suffers from mental health issues.
I am not kidding you when I say I've tried to do everything.
And anyway, she reaches out to me out of the blue a few weeks ago and brings up streamer awards.
And I have a moment where I think, you know what?
This is again a person I really have cared about for so many years.
I'm going to give her another chance.
And I said, Minks, because she told me she bought tickets for the balcony.
I said, Meex, you can come sit on the floor with all the other streamers.
You have to promise me one thing.
And she was like, what?
Anything.
And I said, do not drink.
Be completely sober.
You need to promise me this.
Like, promise me.
And she was like, I promise I'll do anything.
I was like, great.
And like, I was like, genuinely, like, I will show you the messages multiple times.
Me just saying, I'm not kidding.
Promise me.
And she said, I promise.
I said, completely sober.
I promise.
Like, she promised me over and over again.
Anyway, I get to the party.
She's wasted.
She's getting escorted out by security because she's trying to throw heaters into the pool.
And then.
Which is bad.
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Is a bad thing.
Yeah.
Heaters?
The big propane.
Gas heaters, like the ones that are like seven feet, eight feet.
She's trying to put those in the pool.
I heard she was trying to throw a Saikunu in the pool.
Yeah.
And people, she was trying to run her pool.
Is a bad thing.
Also, all the bad things.
And so I'm being told that like security is handling it.
And I'm like, you know what?
I have to deal with this other problem.
So hopefully security handles it.
Apparently, upon walking her out, she went limp with the intention of making it harder to kick her out.
You know, dead body weight is much harder to that.
And in doing so, that tactical.
Yeah, tactical.
Some other stuff happens.
All of a sudden, she's just laying on the ground, limp and no longer cooperating and getting removed from the party.
Now her friend that is with her is very concerned.
Obviously, now I'm getting concerned because this is someone's safety.
And, you know, we're trying to figure out, does she need an Uber home?
Does she need an Uber to an emergency room?
What should we do?
By the time I get called out there, they're telling me the party needs to be shut down because since she's in the front yard, neighbors are starting to come out because it's causing a scene.
And I'm saying, you know, I have to make sure she's okay, but also like, I don't know what's going on.
Her friend, unbeknownst to me, called 911.
So then in this residential neighborhood, a fire truck comes pulling out, an ambulance, police cars, and they have to close the party.
So by 11 o'clock, my after party that I spent thousands of thousands of dollars on to celebrate my friends is closed down.
The thing that I wanted to do to finally relax and thank these people for coming and just like kind of celebrate this thing that we all just did together is closed down.
And I genuinely don't want people to think that like I'm complaining about money over someone's health.
It's just the sad, like the disappointment I have in somebody who promised me better and then ruined my night after everything that I have done for everybody and what I've done for them specifically was very sad.
This is the behind the scenes on why a bunch of people today are like quote retweeting that I've unfollowed her on Twitter.
This sounds dramatic, but I can't have someone like that in my life.
I've tried everything.
She is blocked on every platform I have.
I am no longer interested in having contact with this person or taking chances with this person because I've done everything.
I've done everything.
I can't do it anymore.
So, you know, I don't know.
I don't know how to help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
What do you do?
Good question.
Well, I left the party right before that happened because it was very late.
I didn't have the party before that.
Because that happened at like a hundred years ago.
Because the party lasted all of 30 minutes.
Yeah.
Because it was very late.
Which means that you Ubered there 25 minutes.
You got there.
Maybe 10 minutes you were there.
I did a laugh.
And you ubered back 45 minutes.
I will clear your name.
We're longer than you were at the party.
Blame off.
Yes.
I will clear my name right now.
Yeah.
I walked into the party.
Austin smelled so bad.
I got thrown into the pool because my shirt smelled so bad.
Flamings.
I went inside.
I said what up to everybody.
People started coming up to me.
Someone was like, hey, you want to fight in a boxing ring?
And I was like, no.
And then a bunch of other people came up and were asking.
All the sponsors were there trying to.
No, no, not all the sponsors, which is fine.
Got to see a bunch of people, talk to some, talk to some friends for a little bit.
I saw some incredible burgles snuck to.
I didn't get a burgle.
They cleared them out when the cops came.
I don't know why.
Why?
They removed the burgers.
They were like, get these illegal burgers out of it.
But I saw them taking it out and I was like, what?
No.
I had two cookies.
I was eating a lot of them before.
That's where they went.
I had two cookies, two burgers.
I had like half of a drink and I was like, well, that's enough for me.
Time to hit the hay.
Yeah, I drove there.
I figured I'd stop by to try to socialize and celebrate a little bit because I also don't party.
Very much.
And then there was an announcement.
They said, like, hey, Jesse and L party is probably going to be shut down in like nine minutes.
And that's when I started to freak out because that road is so narrow.
It's like a one-way street.
And then that's the reason why you left early.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, no, I was like, I got to get out before everyone tries to leave at the same time.
I was like, I got to go home.
I'm tired.
So you literally went to beat me.
So it's not because you're worse than me.
I am.
Yes.
Everyone always makes fun of me, but she's actually worse than I am.
I felt like I got off work.
Like it was.
Yeah, it wasn't work.
We were working.
Oh, yeah.
Me, on the other hand, I was not.
Damn.
I'm sorry.
Were you?
I mean, I can't believe you're throwing stones at the moment.
I feel like you're used to it.
You're used to hearing Hassan talking about it.
Did you just say my red carpet work was not work?
It's natural for you.
You love me.
That's what she said, Hassan.
That's so messed up.
Oh, my God.
At least you guys didn't smell better.
I think it's easier to be on the carpet than it is to be on stage.
I said that.
I agree.
God.
I said it.
This is true.
I mean, that's fair.
You don't suffer the type of anxiety that I have.
And you're a fucking man, you pig.
Yeah.
What a pig.
Got him.
No, I'm, you know what?
Disgusting.
This is bullshit.
Come on, ladies.
Get together, ladies.
Get together.
The amount of arms of me.
The amount of labels.
All you had to do was read a prompter.
He was off book the entire time.
Yeah.
Oh, dead.
Oh, my God.
The smallest world's violent is playing.
The property was always kind of hard to read.
Why is Mr. Smelly's shirt now acting like I have minor inconvenience?
Slurry Sam over there.
Slurry Sam.
How dare you?
Excuse me.
19 Bloody Mary's day.
I am sobering up with this water.
Thank you very much.
And I do have to pee.
You still have eye makeup on from last night, you messy bitch.
You look like a harlot.
You look like a trollop right now.
I'm wearing a stolen jacket with back.
That you fucking stole.
I'm still drunk.
Yeah, we don't have much argument.
I have to pee.
I need a drunk room.
I think our team loves.
Go potty, go potty.
No, I think you both did a fantastic job.
And I understand why both of you were retired.
And ultimately, you didn't miss anything.
You didn't miss anything.
I'm just really sad because I just want everyone's, you know, these are people that flew in to have an experience for a day.
And I really want to, I really want to take care of these people.
Can we make a binding agreement?
What?
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Next year, I got the party.
No, no, no.
The reason is.
She's not even spitting in her hand.
No, no.
I realized something.
She put her hand behind her back.
I realized something even more important.
I realized something very, very important.
I have to be a full control over it in order for.
All I'm saying is when shit was going down, you did with the sand.
I said, I will open a venue in Los Angeles for you.
And he found it in like two minutes.
That's very impressive.
All you have to do is pay for some of the bar tab.
I'll have it open.
I had them open.
You did.
A venue for you.
Were you guys in an after-after?
No.
She says last minute.
She's like, I don't know most of these people.
We're not doing it.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Because I looked around.
I was like, it's already too late to fix the guest list.
But that's the biggest thing is I need the...
Full control.
I need full control.
I think that is that.
That's what I realized.
Your advice is there.
It does.
But even this party, I realized where I lost control and what was fucked up because of that.
Cutie, I do have a couple people I'd like to put on the guest list for next year.
I'll consider them.
Okay.
Thank you.
I regularly shouted.
I think that's a person guest list.
I think we need zero twinks.
Literally going to say there was a huge...
There was a twink deficit.
We have to measure their waist.
You know what?
You're not wrong.
Soda Popping did not show up.
This is very true.
I'll tell you he'd come next year.
I don't know if he's a twink anymore.
Oh, he's getting old.
Oh, wow.
That is so fucked up.
Breaking news.
He's not a twink anymore.
He's like, he's my age.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't know Twink was an age thing.
Dog, he was your age.
I thought you were calling him fat.
Back when you used to call him a twink as well.
Yeah, and I've aged out of that twink, too.
You were never.
What's the definition of a twink?
It's not an insult.
He's just a.
You use the restroom while you define a twink.
Yeah, go ahead.
Explain what Twink is.
I buried myself.
I backed myself into a corner here.
Look, there's nothing.
There's not an insult about being.
I'm not a Twink.
You know, Hassan's not a Twink.
Is it an age thing?
I thought it was like...
I thought it was like a skinny.
I thought it was like a pretty boy.
It's not an age thing.
Skinny.
It's not an age thing.
So you're saying Soda Poppin is no longer pretty?
No.
Remember the episode that we watched Behind a Paywall of MILF Manor last week?
I missed it.
Gabe was...
It was awesome.
Well, you had good reasons.
You remember, was it Gabe, Gabriel, the one with the eyeshadow?
Yes.
That's like a kind of a twink.
Really?
Yeah.
A twinkle.
Yeah.
Or no, no, no, no.
The young one with Disco Mommy.
I like him too.
Disco mommy's son.
That's a twink.
Twink is like a very like, like Hassan's like more of like a, he's not like a, he's not a twink.
He's like more of like a jock on steroids, like a kind of like a like a hairy jock.
Kind of like a does he's not bear because he's a question.
Does twink equal bottom?
Most of the time, but not always.
Really?
So you can be, you can be a top, but also a twink.
Yeah, you can't.
You can be a twink top.
It's rare.
Rare.
It's rare.
It's very rare.
It's seldom, but there are twink tops out there.
Very rare.
But there's more common to be verse, but much more common to be bottoms.
Sure.
So knowledgeable.
I know.
I've studied this for many years.
I'm gay.
It's my passion.
Look, let me talk about Soda Popman.
He's incredibly good looking.
I just think he's not a twink anymore.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
That's drama.
There's no drama.
What?
Really?
Somewhere, Chance is crying, right?
He's upset.
I'm sure he's fine.
Really?
I think he's fine.
I don't think he's crying into his body pillow of his waifu.
I mean, he's a dad now, right?
Yeah.
He's a daddy.
What?
I don't know.
I don't think that's real.
I don't know what's real anymore.
I'm struggling to hear.
I'm trying to understand why it's an insight.
Valkyrie.
I don't call him a twink anymore.
No, he's not.
No, I don't.
No, I'm kidding.
It's a tweet.
He had a title where he was like, I'm dad.
And I was like, oh, he's moving in with his waifu.
I have long considered Chance to be one of the more attractive men on this platform, and I stand by that till to this day.
He's just not a twink anymore.
He's not your title.
It sounds like you're killing.
Does it hurt me?
Yeah, it hurts me that we've lost another one.
It really does.
Twink death is a terrifying thing.
It's an awful lot.
I've said we need to get rid of Twink Death and create Bear Birth.
Cute.
We can do both.
I like that, actually.
We can do both.
We can have Twink Death and Bear Birth.
But I wouldn't say that Chance is a bear either.
So he's an otter.
No, Chance is an otter because he's like getting hairier throughout his beard.
An otter is like a hairy twink.
Yep.
So a bear, a bear is a bear is a bear.
No, a bear is just like big, like no.
No.
I saw a hunk.
Hassan plus like 100 pounds.
Wait, wasn't there a bear?
If you're hairy.
A hunk is more like muscular and more jock type.
Whereas a bear is like fat.
You better.
I mean, you won't do it.
You better do the bike.
You won't do the count.
You better not.
How do we know that you're a hunk?
I think you're a bear.
I'm sorry.
I never heard of hunk before.
So this was my muscle hunk.
Hunk is like.
Yeah, hunk is like Hassan.
It's like kind of like a hair.
And then I'm a twunk.
No, you're not.
You're a jock.
You're a jock.
What am I?
What the fuck?
You are so funny.
You want to be.
Call me that again, Will.
What am I?
You are.
Thank you.
No, I think you are a twonk.
I think I'm more jockish.
No, you are.
You are definitely jockish.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
For sure.
If you lose 10 more pounds, you're in the twonk space.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Hassan thinks I'm becoming a twink.
It's a weight thing.
I think weight.
Oh, yeah.
We're talking about the gay community.
A lot of it is weight.
Weight is very important.
It's essential for death.
Progressive, also incredibly.
No, gay men are not progressive at all.
I wish we had a white.
Famous, famous foe, Hassan Biker.
Oh, my God.
That's why he hates gays.
The cis white gays are like notorious for not being progressive, yourself included.
Excuse me.
Oh, my God.
He tries to do this thing where he tries to ridicule me in front of powerful women.
Gay Men Are Not Progressive00:12:11
I'll have you know, it's not working.
It's not working.
It's working.
I believe it.
You're doing most of the work.
It's not just me.
Okay.
I heard you smell bad.
Oh, you played a role in this.
Is that true?
How do we merge the gap between the NA broadcasters, including some people that you invited outside of NA, and the otherwise much larger Spanish community?
I don't know.
I've taken about it a lot.
I downloaded Duolinguo on my phone.
Wow.
Yeah.
Will's going to learn Spanish.
First step.
You can't even pronounce the fucking app.
Duolingo.
He's dyslexic.
No, he's du linguist.
Oh, God.
Why'd you have to go to the bottom?
Yeah, you're being able to playing into the cis.
Duolingo.
Yeah, I thought it was duolinguo.
I thought it was duolingo.
No, I think it is duolingo.
Pull that shit up.
Billy Rave Bro.
Wait, if it's if it's no, it's duolingo.
Will, I'm sorry to.
Duolingo?
Like, you're doing.
Yeah.
Okay, fuck.
Yeah, I'm sorry, brother.
There's an O there.
Duolingo.
It happens.
Anyway, I mix it up with Duolipa.
Yeah, that's.
I'm always doing common mistake.
Yeah, sorry about that, brother.
Well, let's see what language you learn.
Oh, one thing I wanted to say before.
Yeah.
One thing I wanted to say also before we got into the Spanish streamer thing was our fits.
We can talk about them other than Austin's smelly one.
I wanted one best dress.
I wanted to.
I liked it.
I would say.
I thought you were great.
The smell is definitely my smell.
So I can't admit that because I'm a gay man.
No.
Download Duolingo and learn Chinese so you can expatriate to the ex-Chinese country.
Damn!
What does he say?
He loved it.
He loves China more than he loves the United States.
I didn't understand it.
They banned Winnie the Pooh in your Discord.
What, really?
Yeah.
No, they didn't.
Yeah, they're banned.
By the way, for context, yeah, Hassan loves China more than the United States.
He wants to.
He wants if you watch a lot of, I watch Hassan constantly.
He loves China.
I don't.
We'll excuse all their atrocities because they have beautiful, shiny trains.
He's trying to.
I mean, it's like not.
It's not wrong.
You're like kind of there.
All right, anyways.
You've identified.
You've identified it.
Yeah, now that you've slandered me, let's move on from that point.
It's not true.
He's just, I'm not in the Discord server right now, Austin.
He loves triggering everybody in hospital.
Look, I love Hassan.
He doesn't love China as much as the great United States of America.
Okay.
But yeah, fit-wise, I have something to say.
The day before we went and I got a fit, and I, you know, don't usually fit into a lot of stuff, but this was the rare occasion where I actually found some Japanese designers that actually fit my big burly body perfectly.
And I was very excited at the prospect, but I got bullied a lot.
But there was one man there by my side, not only defending me, but also putting himself up there as well.
He had an entire fit designed specifically around something else.
You originally were going to, Will Neff, you were originally going to wear something entirely different.
You had your Chrome Hard jewelry ready to go.
And I unfortunately was not able to fulfill my end of the bargain because, well, one, I got bullied relentlessly.
Everyone yelled at me, which has never phased me from wearing whatever the fuck I want to wear famously.
But two, Dolce and Gabbano.
Yeah.
The reason why.
You have to wear Dolce and Gabbana.
Francisco was very insistent.
Well, this is okay.
Like, I didn't even like this shoe.
I don't know that he wore it.
All he needed to do was just say he wasn't going and then it would have been fine.
The problem was that you said you were going and then you didn't show up.
I said I was going to go to Dean.
I said I was going to go to DNG and then we linked up with Wisdom, who and that was a wonderful treat.
Like it's like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
He's a brilliant, young fashion content creator.
My favorite, literally my favorite fashion content creator.
Sorry, frugal aesthetics.
I loved wisdom.
Everybody missed it.
Austin almost fought wisdom.
What?
I know.
I saw it in your eyes.
Watch.
This is what happened.
And I don't even know if you realize.
I don't realize.
This is how I know this chunk.
I was about to go along with like a lot of people.
He was like, this is what happened.
Austin Sho was talking to Wisdom, and he's like, did you like my outfit?
And Wisdom was like, yes.
And he goes, I almost got those shoes when I was in Paris, but the paint on the bottom, I didn't really care for.
And Austin Show?
Yeah, dude.
You were seething.
You were like, really?
I didn't, I appreciated his critique.
I just fundamentally just.
Except for that.
I am at war with the fashion community.
Yeah.
Oh, we know.
We can tell.
I mean, they haven't.
I mean, they haven't.
They haven't.
I haven't returned.
I'm.
This is what frustrated me about this.
Yeah.
They're still talking to me about it today.
They're acting like they're doing me a store.
They're acting like they're doing me a favor for taking the shirt back.
You returned it?
It smells like B.O. After all that?
Guys, you got to be on my side here.
Right.
Wait, that's actually crazy.
Right.
It smells like that.
Wearing a stolen jacket.
He wore it.
He wore it in the red carpet.
Doused it in cologne and returned it.
I exchanged it for another shirt.
Wait, where it smells like B.O. Everybody.
Judy moved away from your side of the table.
I wouldn't move too, but I'm not sure.
I need some defense in the chat.
This microphone is out of control.
He's at war with the fashion community in LA.
If you bought an eight or whatever fucking shirt amount that costs, if you bought that shirt and it smelled like body odor, Hassan, you would have returned it yesterday.
Yeah, but he also wouldn't have worn it to a page room.
Well, they convinced me.
Okay, this is it.
There's nuance to this story, okay?
The nuance is they doused it in industrialized cleaner and it covered it up temporarily, Ray.
Temporarily, okay?
Ray is his last.
I like that.
I like that you're trying to get her on her side.
I've lost.
I've lost 50% of the female coalition I have in the room.
I'm out.
All right.
I do not agree.
I'm still listening.
I'm still here, Austin.
Sweetheart, are you a girl, too?
I think he's asexual.
Okay, perfect.
All right.
It's gotten so much.
Look worse.
Look, it smelled like BO.
They industrialized cleaner all over it.
Okay.
It came back.
It came back with a vengeance.
It wasn't going to leave.
It's not my fault.
I was on the phone with them today.
They're like, you know what?
It's against our policy.
I said, your policy, come on.
This is ridiculous.
Austin, you're getting me a refund for the venue.
I will definitely.
Hey, look, they are taking her.
Hey, fuck it.
Can I say something else before I go any further in ruining the reputation of this premier fashion outlet?
No, their reputation is stellar.
I think they're fine.
Buy a shirt, wear it, and return it.
The staff was fantastic.
Lorenzo is a statesman.
It's not his fault that they gave the shirt to somebody to try on that was, you know what I mean?
It's not their fault.
They're fucking amazing.
And I'm going to go back and I'm going to buy the outfit if they let me in the store.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure there's photos of you at the store.
Yeah, you're a problem now.
Like they have to do not let this man into the store or around the vicinity of the store.
I don't know.
I forgot to mention another thing about the after-party venue.
There's like 10 people that I noticed at the party that I didn't recognize that.
I was like, oh, God, like, they must be something, whatever.
And then, so I have security.
I go, hey, will you go ask who those people are?
Because I don't know them.
It's got to be.
Friends of the owners of the house.
That I've been paying for their drinks, their food.
Oh, cutie.
It's over.
Give me the number.
I'll give you it.
Cutie.
Give me the fucking name.
I'm not giving it to you.
Great.
Paywall segment.
You call them while we're on the paywall.
I will do it.
I thought you were going to do a paywall segment where we order.
Cutie, I'll do it.
Apparently, Facebook.
I'll have you call him tomorrow.
I'll call him tomorrow.
We'll record it.
We'll do a podcast.
We'll come back to the room.
We'll travel to wherever you live.
And we'll do the phone.
I will seriously call him.
That was absolutely ridiculous.
Let me tell you something, chat.
Okay, or whatever.
Chat.
Chat.
Let me tell you something.
When you pay for something, and I think this is a very, this is a social shirt.
Whether it be a venue or a shirt, right?
People call me a Karen because I'm white and blonde.
It's not, it ain't me.
Look, Karen is, I think this is a fundamental socialist ideal.
Okay.
When you pay for something, you should not be taken advantage of by major corporations.
You need to stand up for yourself and get on a dollar that you pay for it.
Let them cook.
Let me tell you something.
You pay for a house.
You pay for that venue.
Yeah.
When you signed up for that, you signed up for a venue that was quality, right?
Yeah.
That did not include the friends of the people that exist in the venue clogging up the space.
Were they paying for those people?
No, the fuck, they weren't.
They're eating your food.
They're eating your food.
They're talking to your friends.
They're spreading their business ideas.
We did break the contract by having an ambulance and a fire truck show up.
What if there was a medical emergency?
I mean, come on, that's ridiculous.
Good luck.
Okay, great.
He's, he's, he's a little bit more.
I don't know.
I mean, sir, what if there's a medical emergency?
If Hassan, I don't know.
She was just belligerently drunk, though.
But you don't know that.
Well, I think they know that.
Well, now we're admitting to it.
Cutie, we're losing leverage on the podcast.
Cutie, come on.
Listen, I'm friends with a bunch of stupid millionaires, and they'll never use your venue service again.
No, that's not, we don't use that till the end.
No.
Oh, that's the nuke.
We approach it very nicely in the beginning, and then you slowly increase the intensity until you're talking to the manager.
Austin has the capacity.
Austin has the capacity to book like a Delta Airlines flight in under 30 milliseconds.
So I don't know how he does it.
Yeah, I've never seen someone with such prowess in specifically customer.
He's got the uranium medallion.
Wow.
It's beyond platinum.
Yeah, like Hassan tweeted a very, like, very picture of him in a selfie, and I knew exactly the plane he was on, the suite he was in, and also the time at which he was arriving.
And I can tell you, Hassan, you tweeted that you were in Los Angeles about two and a half hours before you were actually there.
I mean, it's true.
He's a problem.
I knew it.
Because you tweeted that.
I was like, let me look.
No, he's not landing on two.
I'm so glad you are famous and not a fan or else we would have to dig out.
Are we going to cut this segment out of the podcast?
No, no, no, no.
Nick's like that too.
But Nick's autistic.
So maybe.
You have the exact same kind of brain when it comes to planes as Nick does.
He does that exact same shit.
No, here's what I think.
Nick is who you do at the venue.
I think you have to ask for a portion of the money.
Yeah, I don't think I get the full money because we were a problem with the fire truck and stuff.
Well, we.
Yeah.
The issue is, is technically in my contract, they could charge me a fee for that showing up.
Nah, fuck off.
Everything was wrong.
Yeah.
Everything was wrong.
That's not a legal contract.
And to be honest, there was a fucking bathing ape on the window.
That shit negated.
Yeah, that was right.
Also, it was raining.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's not.
Yeah, but neither is a medical emergency.
I did not see security either.
Yeah, I had the guy at the front gate.
It's probably because you guys probably showed up right when I was telling him to sweep for wristbands.
And so they were all sweeping, I think, at that point.
Cutie, can I just be honest?
You should talk to an attorney because that is the most ridiculous clause in a contract that you can't have an ambulance show up.
What if somebody was dying?
Yeah, that's kind of like that.
That's insane that they would put that in there and you would have to put your finance finances over the idea that you would save somebody's life.
That's ridiculous.
You're right.
No, that's fair.
Oh, my God.
We're talking about Austin.
Healing the Gaming Community00:11:06
If you're not a fraudulent bitch, which I think you are, you will make a highlight reel of every time this mic is hit.
You don't understand.
Last week he was struggling with this.
You just don't touch.
He's struggling with that.
Oh, now you're beginning to.
That's, yeah, that's the lying.
That's what I think.
He always has mic issues, and he's always.
Yeah, that's what we like to call the common denominator.
Literally, just don't touch it.
Don't.
I'm not touching it.
So, okay, no, to be fair, that mic just attacked his father.
Thank you, Ray.
I appreciate it.
I saw that.
I saw that.
Yes, because he's hitting it from underneath.
Watch.
It's going to happen again.
And if you want to play America's deadliest drinking game, anytime he does a show, every time he adjusts his hair, take a drink, you will take 800 shots by the end of the stream.
Did you?
That's the first time I'm hearing about this.
Oh, my God.
Follow up any broadcast.
Anytime you catch yourself in the stream, you go.
Oh, yeah.
Any reflection.
Not even.
He's got the water bottle.
He's got the water bottle in front of him.
It's like off the reflection.
He's like, oh, America's.
He does this.
He does it.
He does the face.
Don't talk to us.
Ladies.
Where's the dog?
Where's the dog?
Ray.
Come on, Kitty.
We're not like that.
No, you guys are.
Ladies.
No.
There was one other thing that happened at the streamer awards, or rather, I guess after the streamer awards that I noticed, which was Kaide's response.
I use this as an example to show people, like, look, no matter who you are, what is going on in your life, like people are going to be ruthless regardless because fandoms work like that.
Kaide tweeted at the streamer awards 16 hours ago, pretty, you know, almost immediately after she won, saying, the moment I won, I felt more dread than anything because I knew the hate I'd get.
Woohoo, Todd is much more deserving of this award than anyone, but it was fan voted.
Not my fault.
And I'm so sorry for whoever this upset.
And that's insane because everyone was like fucking saying that she got Todd got robbed.
And I know Todd, like, I love Todd.
That's my brother.
He would hate this.
Like, he would never want.
Yeah, he would never, ever in a million years want people doing this kind of insane shit, especially because a lot of streamers are friends with one another.
All of these streamers know one another, love one another.
It's like really fucking weird when like, you know, parasocial attitudes get in the way.
But you, you had, uh, you had some choice words to say as well.
Um, come out of pocket for a second.
Yeah, I'm gonna come out of pocket for a second.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Because Kaide doesn't need me to defend her.
Why?
Because Kaide is maybe one of the most incredible human beings I've ever had the privilege of meeting.
Yeah.
I, this person's presence is so important to me.
And I love this person.
And I'm going to tell you right now, if you don't think she was the best Valorant streamer, fuck you.
She was.
Her content is unbelievable.
She is brilliant.
She went from gold to immortal in one year.
She's just grinds.
And I'm going to be honest, I have never been so close to violence at people I don't know than the stuff I've seen out coming in the wake of her recent developments and people taking advantage of that.
If that is you, you're a sick fuck and you better hope I never meet you because I'll dismantle your ass.
I don't think they're watching this.
If they are.
If you paid money to watch this, I'm boiling.
God damn it, Austin, the fucking mic.
Oh my lord.
Okay.
Anyway, QDAR's incredible.
Yeah.
I think this is a hard thing about an award show.
One person wins, but the fandom of the three losers will always be bigger than the one person that wins.
So people being upset about a winner.
If you're going to constantly attempt, if winning an award puts a target on your forehead, then the award show will not exist.
People will not want the award.
It goes against the very principle.
It goes against the very principle of why you want to do this too.
It's like bringing one.
I'm trying to fucking heal the gaming community.
I'm trying to say we can celebrate people.
We don't need to be jealous, angry fucks.
We can like, let's just fucking celebrate people.
It's okay.
And audiences take a cue from your creators.
Was anybody upset?
Was anybody out of pocket tweeting?
Like, oh, I was robbed.
No one said that.
I did say that last year.
God, damn.
You're a problem.
In fairness, it's always a problem.
To be fair, I lost a miskiff.
So I think it's a little valid to tweet that.
And also, it doesn't even matter.
I was jokingly saying it.
And then Twitter thought I actually physically got violently robbed.
And then everyone was making fun of me and celebrating that I had actually gotten physically assaulted and robbed.
Fox News got a hole of it.
No, literally, there was like thousands of quote retweets being like, this is what you deserve, you fucking comic position.
I'm like, I was joking about an award show.
So that did happen last year.
Does everybody have a problem with every category?
No.
Well, to be fair, if I had lost mine, I would have, I would have violent category every year.
It changes.
Okay.
Yeah.
You said for this year specifically, Valorant.
It was Valorant.
Yeah.
So I think if this, again, this award show will cease to exist if it becomes a target that goes on people's head.
And I will say now, first time saying this, there are people that declined their nominations because they did not want hate for being nominated.
Really?
Yeah.
There are people that would have been nominated that declined their nominations.
Crazy, bro.
Yeah.
When I send them a message and said, congrats, you're nominated, they said, please don't because of how.
Some of this community is, and that's a problem.
And we've got to figure out how to fix that.
And all we can do is hopefully normalize celebrating people instead of tearing people apart.
I don't know.
But what happened was today, I missed all this.
Obviously, I was trying to stay off of my phone last night besides replying to people that needed things.
But I got a message from Kaide today that said, hey, can you just give the award to Tarek?
And I said, Kai Day, I'm going to be honest with you.
He wasn't even in second place.
It was Jody.
And I love Tarek too.
And so I don't reveal any.
Now this hurts my feelings.
You weren't nominated.
I was pushing.
I was pushing for Tarek pretty hard.
I have no juice.
It is.
Turns out it's bad that your audience doesn't show up to vote.
Can I tell you another thing?
Of all the audiences.
There's a large percentage of your audience that does not give a fuck about anything but you.
Fair.
But I think you're describing just like...
I feel like that's for everyone.
They just want to watch it.
I'm going to say there are other audiences that mobilize better than yours.
I think it's more so they don't watch Valorant.
I think they mobilize very well.
Yeah, there's other things.
No, I don't.
No, for me, too.
No.
They're all over me on Twitch.
No, you're channeling mobile pictures.
You don't want them.
Stop.
You don't want them.
Here's what it is.
No, here's what it is.
There's truth in what we'll say.
No, we're great in Oscord.
They do not care about Twitch-related things as much as they care about politics.
So anytime gaming.
Yeah, they don't.
They don't.
So anytime I deviate away from that, they're just like, I'm not interested.
Fuck you.
And I don't have a audience that I think back in the day was way more distributed evenly between, like just Twitch watchers in general that want to like get their news but also want to have fun on the side, versus just like straight hardcore politics supporters.
I think my reputation has like been almost permanently damaged within the Twitch ecosystem.
Not creators will never see this because, like they don't think about me like that, but I think their audiences have like a lot of hostility.
A lot of the top content creators have.
Well your, your audience can be pretty hostile.
My audience can be hostile, which I try to rein in all the time.
I yell at them regularly, but that's not the reason I'm talking about.
Like anytime I do get out with XUC or whatever, even if we patch things up yeah, there's a gigantic chunk of their, of his community that is like I hate him forever and no matter what happens, like that's true of everybody.
Um, if you, if you, it is.
There's still a group like ex you know, Ex and I had a long conversation last night and there's still a group of his community that's like they hate each other and it's like yeah, nothing's that, no matter what happens.
No matter what happens.
There are content creators who like hold, do you think that's unique to you?
No, I think well, I think QD also faces that as well.
Right, like I think well, especially if you're a woman, it's like way worse in general.
But like yeah, me being a political content creator, I think like there's a lot of people who just like wrote me off, made their minds up and will like not only just not watch or not do anything that's like twitch related, so that that part of my audience has been excised basically, which is why people just don't give a shit when I'm covering like regular basic stuff.
No matter how much I collaborate with people um, they're just Some, some do in the community, but it's not as large.
It's not as sizable as like what my actual audience looks like.
I watch your stream all the time.
I'm a loyal fan.
You just like the stands.
You want.
No, no, no.
No, sad aside.
I watch your politics.
I can't wait till the election comes back.
True.
But I love your politics.
I watch a lot.
I watch him more than anybody else on Twitch.
I sincerely enjoy your commentary over politics, especially when you watch conservatives and complaints.
It's my favorite thing to watch, genuinely.
I mean that truly.
I know it's a meme, but I genuinely really, it's my favorite thing to watch on Twitch.
I actually watch it in those two.
I don't watch.
Yeah, don't worry.
I know.
Look, it's an interesting dynamic because I've heard this from people when I was on the red card, but I could hear everyone else's interviews.
And a lot of content creators were talking about either whether they were excited to see me or they watched me, they would moderate my channel, whatever.
And it was like interesting thinking about that because I'm like, their audiences probably fucking hate me.
You know what I mean?
Interesting.
Like for the most part, they'd be like, that guy, I heard these toxic.
So it's always like, there's this, there's this thing.
That doesn't add up with the way that like the people that know me in the real world and how they perceive me, versus fan bases that have been geared towards animosity due to.
Part of that though, is there is this conception that, if there is a loyalty between two streamers, that you won't talk about their bullshit and, as a newscaster, you talk about everyone's bullshit.
Yeah, but so does Ludwig, so does XQC, so does everyone that like, actually covers drama moist critical.
I think they have the same opinion about a lot of those people as well.
Yeah, I think they do too.
You think those people also hate the Lud And Moist?
Oh absolutely, Lud gives all the time.
That's really interesting, because I feel like he's a bit of a centrist.
Two-Timing Whore Plan00:07:53
Oh, he still gets shit all the time he.
He dances around issues a lot more than I do.
I'm like, a little bit more direct usually yeah um, but anyway, all this to say, i've never, ever disclosed like, the placements of voting.
I think that's very toxic and i've chosen not to, but I knew in this situation, that Tarik Tarik would want Kaide to win, like yeah, he's the most supportive person i've ever met, and like um, and so I, I was fine with saying it, but I replied and I said, listen to everyone out here, it would have been Kaide Jodi Tarik Shazam.
That's what it was.
That's where the fucking votes fell.
Grow the fuck up, do better.
Why are you doing this?
If you're, if winning an award puts a target on the head, then no one's gonna do this.
And I said, next year i'm i'm gonna remove the Valorant category.
You guys have lost your privilege.
Maybe it'll be back in a little bit, once you heal your community.
And some people are like, oh, you're punishing the whole community because of this.
Yes yes, I am yeah absolutely yes, I am absolutely.
How else would you manage that if otherwise?
Yeah unfortunately, if that's what represents the entire community, then well, next year you can replace it with the dark and darker category yeah, of which I am one of the best on the planet.
Some people, some people will argue, if Soda Poppin wins that over you, I'm fighting him.
Well, he's on my trio, so our trio would be up.
If Moon Moon wins that over your trio, I'm fighting you.
Moon Moon's very good.
Moon Moon.
Oh, shit.
Okay, well, maybe not a dark.
We can do an improv.
An improv category.
John Souls, man.
We could do an improv category.
It might not be gone forever, but it's definitely, it's not going to be there next year.
You guys need some healing, clearly.
You need some healing if that's how you're going to react to someone losing an award.
It's a fucking luck telling people addicted, cripplingly addicted to Riot games that they need some healing.
You should understand that better than anyone else, considering your league addiction.
It is sad because since I've been a part of the league community, it's like it's I give the league community a pass when they're blatantly sexist to me when I do like the LCS broadcast.
I'm like, these are my people that are being mean to me, so it makes it better.
But it's just like, man, it's so sad that we've been in this industry.
Like, guys, just stop giving a shit.
It's okay if a woman gets an opportunity that you wanted, or you can still have the same opportunity.
It's okay if a woman plays a video game better than you, or she's just playing a video game at all.
And you don't have to go tell her that she sucks.
You really don't.
You can just go, you can just play the game too.
Like, it's okay.
You can just exist with these things happening.
But people have a problem with existing.
On that note, I think it's time that we move on to the paywall portion of this broadcast where we discuss whether or not Cutie Cinderella is going to actually keep working with us.
We've already talked about bone standards.
Yeah, there's some drama.
There is some drama there.
And can we have Austin try to call the venue?
I don't think they'll answer at a 7 p.m. on a speakerphone.
Can we at least give it a try?
Yeah, we'll have to bring in Taylor because she has their info.
Okay, that's fine.
Sorry, Mike.
All right, we're making an attempt.
And I will be representing Cutie as her attorney.
This is basketball.
We will see you on the other side of the paywall.
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Thank you so much for coming.
You have anything to plug?
You have a show.
No, it's a pleasure to be here.
I'll be here as much as I can.
Austin Show.
That's me.
I'll be here uninvited as much as I possibly can.
Please stop cleaning onto the microphone.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that going to cost you money?
No, I just, we're trying to do the show.
Is that your mic?
You're happy to see me.
All right.
I'm Austin Show.
Thanks for having me.
Appreciate it.
Yes.
Hello and goodbye.
My name is Valkyrie, and I'm happy I got a redemption episode because last week, the audio issues.
Luckily, Mauricia was able to recover most of it.
But yeah, definitely not jet lagged.
Hope you guys enjoyed the episode and I'm ready for the next part of it.
Queen.
It's Valkyrie, bitch.
Sorry.
Shout out to her.
I'm still drunk.
Yes.
My other podcast.
Hey, yo.
What?
Hey, yo.
I plan on being a two-timing whore.
It's a different, it's a different podcast.
It's different shit.
It's very different vibes.
It's also a remote podcast.
This one's in person.
This is what we get for wanting to expand our horizons with a gay man and a woman.
I'm just a slut.
Conniving.
Me too, girl.
Listen, despite you being a two-timing whore, I'm going to take this opportunity to compliment you because if I do this in real life, you shrivel away and silence me.
But truly, your event was incredible.
Thank you.
The amount of coordination, planning, follow-through, and she did everything.
I tried to get her next year.
She was like, no, she's got it.
Part of it is, it's like the opposite of a.
It's literally the most thankless job you could ever take on, for no reason whatsoever.
For torture, because people immediately, immediately chat, no matter what happens.
Because you're bringing in like so many fandoms together in one place someone's mad about.
It's always explosive chat is popping off.
They get, they get mad at everyone who won the award, because that means that you know three other people lost the award.
Uh, and then also, you know you you, you cook the books, all which I do.
I would like to make that very clear.
Okay well, it's fan voted, all right, you can't be mad at the winners.
And cutie manipulated.
And I, I did.
I played bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish and that's how I selected.
Plenty of it was incredible.
Thank you, and thank you for making all of us a part of it.
Thank you, thank you guys, thank you, thank you very much.
It was life-changing.
I don't have a fear.
I don't have a fear of stages anymore.
Wow yeah, I know that was.
It was exposure therapy.
It really like it put my, I put myself out there because of that event.
Yeah, I don't think I could have done it anywhere else except for like a streamer thing.
Yeah, you're done, and everybody watching.
Go follow my youtube, because i'm gonna plug myself for once.
So uh oh okay, as it should.
Okay, and Austin Ox, that fake bitch, won't edit a video for me, he's?
He's.
He's got his hands full, doesn't he's?
I've got some so expensive yeah, I got some.
I got some.
I got multiple bones.
His editors too much.
I got multiple bones to pick with him, multiple bones to pick with him.
But he's so talented but worth it.
Yeah yeah, Austin Ox is.
Uh, you know, he takes his sweet time with my projects now, because you know he's been hired by everybody.
Speaking of sluts okay well, i'm sorry, you stole one of my main editors and then paid them more than I could afford, so I did.
I get Austin Ox every once in a while.
Yeah, that seems fair that's, that's true.
I mean, he killed it.
He did kill it, except for the fact that he did not in the video.
That was.
That was a bit of a do it again.
I eat the dog.
Hey yo Nika, wrong.
Yeah, I gotta please, Austin Ox put Will in a video, all right?
Well, on that note, we'll see you on the other side.
Peace listen, he's really talented, using a drunken master style.
Don't let his appearance or his demeanor fool you.
This is his art form.
This is his master.
This is it.
I've been waiting for this moment for my entire life.
Look for the record before anybody gets mad about this.
This is justified.
You get what you pay for, period.
Let's get the phone over here.
All right, here we go.
Okay, first of all, I need to get all my facts straight.