Hasan Piker and QTCinderella dissect Will Neff's dramatic reactions to Ludwig Ahgren's Valentine's Day visit, contrasting their extreme home defense gear like medieval clubs against swords. They analyze the Streamer Awards nominations, where Hasan secured Best Chatting Streamer while Will missed Valorant honors due to insufficient hours, alongside critiques of Elon Musk's Twitter changes and corporate monopolies. The episode concludes with a reaction to "Brave Nude World," exploring how online audiences weaponize satire against creators amidst discussions on therapy struggles and internet harassment. [Automatically generated summary]
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Home Defense Measures00:03:47
All right, first things first.
Right off rip.
Wait, where the fuck?
Where the fuck's my coffee?
Wait, I love that you already started reading her to filth.
Let's get into it.
Yeah, I'm reading it.
Let's get into it.
Wait, what?
Wait, why?
I was being a good friend.
I was getting used and abused.
I'm sorry.
I had to.
Farming reacts off me like I was a 30-day fiancé.
I had to.
Because it would not have been convincing.
You're a great actor.
I didn't even think about it.
I didn't even think about it.
But in that moment, like, I had to strike.
So for listeners at home.
You're a way better actor than I ever thought.
And I'm your only casting director you've ever had.
So wait, so you knew so you knew because you knew he was acting.
No, I didn't know he was acting.
No, no, actually.
She figured it out afterwards.
Yeah.
Listen, for those of you at home who don't know what we're talking about.
Will is dramatic.
I'm dramatic.
Yes, everyone knows that.
First of all, let's give kudos to Ludwig for coming home early for Valentine's Day.
That's very nice of him.
Yeah.
It's very nice of him to spend Valentine's Day with his girlfriend.
Okay, don't do this thing where you undermine it.
I got undermining it.
It was really sweet.
I was just trying to make a joke out of it, and then I realized how sassy my tips were.
No one's going to think that's a joke.
So no, it wasn't.
It's difficult.
I mean, the Batman one.
I'm sorry.
That's my back to him being mad.
So here's what I am speculating at.
And one of them have admitted to their follies.
You both knew Ludwig was coming home for Valentine's Day.
I thought, but I didn't know.
It's the same as when you like, when I think a guy's.
You can't get mad at her for that.
She doesn't fucking know.
I didn't know.
I was scared.
He actually, I almost murdered him.
I'm sorry.
I almost murdered him when he entered the house.
He's so silly.
I don't know why he didn't stay out of the house and knock on the door.
He walked into the house and I immediately grabbed a knife.
Yeah, but I'm alone.
I've been alone for two weeks.
Did he say anything?
No, not at first.
Yeah.
He just was breathing loudly.
Yeah, he just walked in the house, so I heard him grab a knife.
You heard him grabbing a knife?
No, I grabbed the knife.
I sleep with a knife next to my bed and a taser.
Do you sleep with a knife next to your bed?
You and Andrew Tate both.
Yeah, me and we've got so much in common.
Him and I. He's like, I've got a machete next to my bed for any bitch that comes through.
I have the worst home defense weapons.
What do you have?
I have a 25-pound medieval club and a crossbow.
Bro, what are you like, be gone?
I will smite thy demon.
Like, that's what you're doing?
You're out here with the blunder buzz?
Not even the blunderbuss.
It's like older than that.
Yeah.
I actually had this conversation with Maya where it's like, when Ludwig was gone, if somebody entered into the home, is your approach run away or hide?
Mine is hide freaking shoddy snipes in the corner, stab them.
Oh, wow.
You've thought about.
Yeah, I know exactly where I'd hide too.
I have a bunch of home defense measures.
I will not be revealing most of them, but...
I mean, I have more than just me with a knife.
I'd like to make that clear.
I got two swords, not one.
Hold on.
Let me show you.
Huge.
I mean, audio listeners, he's grabbing his knife.
I got to dodge the crocodile pit every time we come in for one of these streams.
I mean, this is like...
I don't want to...
I want to practice safe carry here.
I want to be responsible with my concealed carry weapon.
For those of you who are wondering, I have a in my hand.
That's right.
Oh my gosh My armpit has been so itchy lately.
Do you think I'm dying?
Shaving Armpits and Deodorant00:02:41
No.
Yeah, that's that's it.
The armpit guys in our base are going crazy right now.
They can't see it.
It's behind my you are seducing I hate that that's a foreplay right now.
There's nothing that's sacred.
I think I'm allergic to my deodorant.
I'm not kidding.
What kind of deodorant?
What kind of deodorant dove the spray?
No, it's what I've used my whole life.
But I think, you know what I did?
I left it in my car and it got hot and I think that changed the chemical chemical composition.
And now I've really done something.
The sun fried it.
Now I'm growing something like freaking or did you shave your armpits recently?
Yeah, well you shave your armpits a lot.
But I always shave my armpits a lot.
Right after you shave your armpits, the skin is very sensitive.
So you might have put deodorant on right after you shaved it and you might have my chemically changed deodorant.
I feel like she should know, right?
She probably shaves.
But like sometimes you micro regularly yourself when you shave and you don't know.
No.
Okay.
All right.
So tell us about what happened.
Tell us about what happened on your Valentine's Day.
Give us a detailed.
This is what happened on my perfect Valentine's Day.
My perfect boyfriend flew home.
Actually, you know what?
Run it back even further because like he lied to you by making it seem like he was definitely not coming and spending his Valentine's Day with his real Valentine.
Not even Slime, but yeah, Connor.
I know it's funny to actually see like I watch their podcast sometimes and I think slime is dealing with a lot right now.
Yeah.
I think slime is like.
I mean always.
Yeah.
Always.
Okay.
He's just fallically disabled.
Like it's not the end of the world.
Like we should not make his disability his primary feature.
I'm telling you, slime could have the biggest stream of the decade if he streamed himself, fly to Turkey and get hair plugs.
Oh, that would be fire.
Dude, 10 million view video.
Slime gets hair.
I mean, that's like kind of gross to him, though.
Like he is.
Yeah, now that's.
You remember the guy who wrote an article about Mr. Beast and was like, it's actually ableist to like cure the blind.
Fuck you.
Oh my God.
Like slime is like that for, but for bald people.
Yeah.
Like he literally rides with the balds.
He's like, he's like, it's actually fucked up that you even suggested that like I have this, you know, curable.
Yeah, I think it's like suggesting a girl to get implants because her boobs are small.
It's like, love him the way he is.
I mean, to be fair, also would be another fire stream.
Slime gets hair translated slime.
Bimbifying slime.
He gives slime plants.
Oh my god.
20 million views.
That'd be huge, actually.
Studying the Brain00:15:05
You guys are right.
You're onto something.
Yeah, what are you doing, dude?
Do you even care about the yard right now?
What's happening, Slime?
Get in there.
Dude, Slime was so funny on their last episode.
Some gumbos.
Their last episode, Slime was complaining about being rich.
He was like, I hate being rich.
And I was like, then just get rid of your money.
It's such an easy solution.
It literally is the first thing.
Like, make no mistake.
I really love my financial situation.
As much as I think it's like, you know.
Well, I'm going to Twitter.
I heard Hassan likes his financial situation.
He has socialists.
It's funny that he's so shit.
You say that, but like, I always mention it.
Like, I'm always like, yeah, I'm super comfortable.
Like, look at my life.
It's pretty fucking sweet.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And yet people are always like trying to find...
People are always trying to just be like, yeah, right, dude.
You're a socialist and you're rich.
That's fucking hypocritical.
It's whatever.
We're not going to talk about it.
He wants to pay more taxes.
Can someone just make him pay more taxes?
Yeah, just give me.
Give me it.
Yeah.
Give me a situation where we all pay more taxes and hopefully it doesn't go to fucking, you know, giving making new weapons that are creative ways of burning children in Yemen.
Oh, sorry.
We got the bites.
Yeah, man.
You know, this is random.
We'll come back to it.
But one time I clicked on one of those posts on Reddit that was like, don't click on this post.
It'll haunt you forever.
I was like, I bet it won't.
You won't last five minutes.
It did.
It fucked me up.
It fucked me up.
You are the person that's like that in the target market.
Well, I saw it and I told myself, don't remember this because it was like an image of a dead child.
And I was like, yeah.
I was like, don't remember this brain.
But now when I think about not remembering it, it pops up.
It was about this fire and it was really sad.
And it was this kid that was on the balcony that his dad tried to save him, but his dad died inside the house and the kid was just like petrified because he was burned alive in that position.
And it was a photo of the burned child.
Jesus.
I shouldn't have clicked on it.
There wasn't even like a ghost.
I thought it was about a ghost.
I thought there was going to be a spooky ghost, but it wasn't.
Yeah, I thought this was like going to be one of those things where it's like, these are Raytheon missiles that like melted a fucking school bus in Yemen.
Well, I mean, that's also horrific.
Yeah, I see stuff like that.
You're just like...
Speaking of people getting flash fried, you ever see the worst fucking guy's luck at Pompeii when the fucking...
Oh, when he's cranking one?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even think that guy.
No, I don't.
I disagree.
I think that's a beautiful story.
No.
You want, bro.
He fired a nut off.
I like to picture it in my head cannon.
Yeah, I think he did.
I think it's like literally the fucking lava is like coursing through the streets.
You have that feeling when someone catches you jerking off.
He experienced that for eternity.
No, no, no.
No, I think that, I think what happened, like I said, is he knew that like he didn't have enough time to evacuate.
And he was like, let me just let it rip one last time.
And right as the lava was overtaking his like, you know, domicile, he just fired a nut.
And that's how he went.
Both of you were wrong.
First of all, evacuate.
They were still worshiping like Zeus.
There was no evacuation.
I found that.
Lava had nothing to do with it.
They died to poisonous gas that was emitted from the volcano.
Okay.
I think that, again, okay, firing a nut off with the poisonous gas, whatever.
I think that the reason why they didn't evacuate, we all thought was because like, oh, they believe in gods and all this shit.
But like, no, actually, they, they knew that it was, uh, there was like activity, but they just didn't want to evacuate the poors because it would be too much of a commotion.
Which, which kind of makes sense.
I mean, we literally do that to this day.
It's an age-old tradition.
I think both of you are wrong.
I think this guy is simply funny.
I think he's a funny man.
And he thought to himself, thousands of us are going to die.
At least they'll talk about me.
Whips it out, poses.
I like that we all revealed something about ourselves from this man.
Probably didn't die.
Like, speaking of slime, he was in that.
Pride, humor.
Yeah.
That's what I'm going to do.
Next volcano.
I'm whipping it out.
Yeah, you're going to fucking fire one off.
Yeah.
It's going to be less.
You're going to be less impactful because I don't have a penis.
Yeah.
They'll be like, why was she?
Why was she just holding on with both hands to her pelvic area?
Like, they're going to, they're going to think you just, like, your crotch was on fire.
Yeah, I'm going to have to find something else weird to do.
Yeah.
So what would you do?
What would if you were about to let her finish the story about Ludwig Bridge?
No, no, no.
I want to get to that, but this is a really good question, I think.
And I want to ask you this one.
Fire it up.
I'm ready.
The worst thing is.
You were about to be like encased in lava.
And I'm trying to do something funny.
For the rest of your life, and you're going to be remembered.
Doesn't have to be funny.
What would you be?
What would your last position be?
It's so easy.
What is it?
Oh, it's the nef self-suck.
So you go for funny too.
What's funny about it?
It's pride.
That's back to pride.
I'm sorry.
Sucking your own cock.
There's nothing funny about that.
It's actually dangerous.
Some people die.
Yeah.
There's a lot of dangers.
I can't think of it.
Shit.
I don't know.
Great.
Now I'm not prepared.
If I happen right now, I'm screwed.
Okay, don't worry.
It's not happening yet, but it could happen.
So think about it and give us something for the sake of this.
I would hurry and grab a action figure and just shove it up something because then they'll find you dead and they'll be like, wow, what is what is freaking.
I did not see that coming.
What's a good action figure like Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Shove it up something.
What is Stone Cold Steve Austin doing up her butt?
Yeah.
What?
Oh, you shove it in your own ass.
Yeah.
Respect.
Yeah.
I like that.
Well, the issue was my first brain went to like not real bestiality.
I'd like to keep that very clear.
But I was like, if I grab my dog, because I love my dog and I would want to, you know, die with my dog in this situation, but then pose him in a funny way that keeps people guessing.
But then I was like, people might.
Maybe just the Mufasa?
Yeah, maybe that's better.
No, you're too much of a white woman to be able to do that.
People would immediately say you're having sex with your dog.
Yeah, I thought it'd be.
Yeah.
So I won't do that.
Action figure, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
What?
Yeah.
Are you a Stone Cold fan?
Why did Stone Cold come to your mind?
Because I was trying to think of the guy, Hulk Hogan, was who I was trying to think of.
And then my brain instantly went to the bald guy because I couldn't think of the guy with the long hair and went to the bald guy.
But who is the creepy guy?
Undertaker.
Yeah.
A lot of them have, you know, murky pasts.
Oh, do they?
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, none of you can go up my butt.
There's been a lot of documentaries on HBO about like, yeah, they kind of loved going on planes and whipping their cocks out and like sexually assaulting their hostesses.
If that's where the creepy ladder ends for you.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me introduce you to Chris Benoit.
I'm not even talking about that.
That's a totally separate incident.
What happened?
Chris Benoit was a champion.
Yeah, who absolutely snapped.
And it's weird because he's considered to have one of the best wrestle manias of all time, but it's like completely forgotten and not talked about at this point because he went nuts.
But there was a reason for that.
It's the same.
Yeah, it's the same thing that happens to football players as well.
CTE, like numerous concussions over and over again throughout his career or his long career caused him to snap as many football players.
That's terrifying.
You know, I watched the movie with Will Smith Concussion about CTE and I walked out of the theater because I was gaslighting myself that I've had too many concussions.
I've had zero at that point.
You've never had a concussion.
I have a problem.
No, I had one when I ran into the glass door last year.
This is...
I ran into it so hard.
Your brain is so fascinating.
Is it?
Yeah, much like the CTE brain, which needs to be studied more.
And unfortunately, the only way they can get information is after.
Yeah, after people die, which is why another famous football player actually committed suicide without harming his head, specifically wrote in a suicide note, because I want people to be able to study my brain for CTE.
This is what's like, you know, destroying me.
Yeah.
Your brain should be studied as well to figure out what the fuck's going on.
Like, how can one person have like every hypochondria?
Like, oh, she's, she's got trauma.
Anything that could possibly happen in a childhood that's wrong.
Shouts out to Mormonism.
Yeah.
Nice.
It's very big.
Yeah.
So I don't know, but I, I, that stresses me out.
Yeah, but made you funny, though.
So that's, I mean, Joseph Smith, you know, a lot of childhood trauma, but also made you funny.
True.
That's actually the most hate I've ever gotten was when I tweeted one time.
I said, some of y'all ain't funny in your lack of trauma shows.
And people are like, she's romanticizing trauma.
And I'm like, what do you want me to do?
Kill myself?
Because those are my two options.
Okay.
Those are my two options.
Those people also not very funny.
They're not very funny.
There you go.
You should just respond by being like, this is not making me laugh.
Maybe you should try the second option.
That would have been good, but instead I was a coward and I just am a big advocate for allowing.
I've talked about this on my stream.
This is the first time I'll be talking about this on the podcast.
I think you should have a kill yourself token, right?
Not like an NFT, but like when people tell you to kill yourself, right?
On the internet, and people tell me all the time to kill myself.
You too.
Yeah, you'd have a few.
Like I collect the token, kill yourself token, so then I can dish it out to other people without being banned.
Canceled.
Yeah, I agree.
Cancellations, whatever.
Everybody gets canceled.
Bullshit.
Because I'm a firm believer that everyone wants to say to other people, like, kill yourself.
I think that's like a huge part of being online.
It has circled back.
What do you mean?
He hasn't been chronically online enough.
So, like, when someone tells you to kill yourself, you gain a kill yourself that you can then deploy later on.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's fighting evil with evil.
We have like a finite amount of kill yourselves out there.
Okay.
And then we just like give it to everyone.
Well, they're still mining kill yourselves.
You know, we don't know how many kill yourself.
Yeah, well, we can be mining that too.
A little bit of crypto mining.
There are no GPUs, though.
You can't use GPUs to mine kill yourself tokens.
Okay, I think we just described Bitcoin.
I feel.
Oh, actually, that is what Ricegum said to me.
He said, you have no Bitcoin.
You're poor.
And I think it was the same thing.
Wow.
When did he say this to you?
Dude, he got so mad at me.
I don't even remember why.
That's how much I care about internet drama.
Because it's just funnier because, like, given it just entirely dependent on how much funnier it becomes.
If you look at like what time he said it.
It was right before Bitcoin crashed.
You need to.
Okay.
Yeah.
So he's doing really good.
You need to track it because like it hits very different now.
Yeah.
I want to see versus a year ago, versus two years ago.
You know what I mean?
It's like awesome.
Crypto.
That's the beauty of cryptocurrency.
You have no Bitcoin.
Ludwig made you.
I said, dude, you hung up on me.
This is historical revisionism.
You made Ludwig, as we know.
We are the truthers.
And then I said, are you doing this because you have a crush on me?
Also, if you have any extra money, I would love some so I can buy some Bitcoin.
Also, can I come play basketball with you and Hassan?
Also, please don't sue me.
I don't have any money.
Dude, that.
Hey, that's a good one.
Oh, that's a DM.
That's a Discord.
He said, oh, I thought that was a tweet.
He was being that corny in the DMs.
No, yeah, he called me and then hung up on me and then said, yo, that's dedicated.
Like, that's not even a bit at that point.
This is like who he is.
I think he misses me.
That's awesome that he did that.
Do I look like I don't shower?
No.
Okay.
I've just been a little insecure lately.
People say that to me because my hair is fucked up.
I got to get my roots done so they just look dirty.
This is clean hair and it looks gross.
Your hair looks fine to me.
Okay, cool.
I don't even.
I'm happy we had this minute together as a team.
Continue.
Okay.
We should just block out like a good 15 minutes for cutie's insecurities of the week.
You know what I mean?
Where she just like lays into all the things that she's worried about.
I know.
I took it off because I was confident that I was too warm, but now I'm too.
Let's get back to the Ludwig story.
Ludwig comes in.
He's hiding.
He's coming in like a goof, being a goofy ass.
What happens is he, so Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day was on a Tuesday.
Valentine's Day was on a Tuesday.
And on the Monday, Mondays is when I have therapy.
And I had a really gnarly therapy session that day.
And so it was like rough.
It was like, talk to your five-year-old version of you.
And I was like, oh, she's cringe.
But anyway, it was a lot.
It was a lot.
And so it was a bad session.
And then Ludwig calls me and he's like, hey, I saw Fieran.
You know, I'm not coming home.
Right.
And I'm like, yeah.
Nice.
Like, was he convincing?
Was he going to gaslighting?
I just like didn't even care at that point because I had just gotten out of a therapy session that was just like rough.
And it was like, it was like, I also fed into it.
Little do you guys realize I know when a bit is funny and I thought it was funny to feed into it more than I genuinely cared.
And I do that all the time.
I didn't actually care if he came home or not.
It would be nice if he came home, but you are a woman.
So even if I know that, I'm still going to make it seem like you were genuinely upset.
And that's what I'm going to say on the internet.
And she's a psychopathic person that forced him to shorten his trip and come home early.
Yeah, parasocial relationships are so fucking fire because they, because people on the internet who have never met you in person know your deep, intimate relationship with your boyfriend and also close friends better than they do.
Better than, you know, little they know.
I'm a pretty chill girlfriend.
Like, genuinely.
I don't know very many girlfriends that are like, go to Japan for a month.
See you later.
I think I'm pretty chill.
But anyway, so he calls me and he's like, you know, I'm not coming home, right?
The Slam Dunk Debate00:15:36
And I'm like, yeah, it was a thing.
I was just trying to, I was trying to be funny.
Like, it'd be cool if you came home, but I get it.
You're not coming home.
I don't care.
I don't, I need to be alone today is how bad my therapy session was.
I just had to be alone.
And, but that was lucky for him because then it, he didn't have to like lie to me all day because he wasn't like, I'm at Roberts now, you know, like he didn't have to say anything like that because I was just, I just needed an alone day.
But then, but then he still did that anyway.
He tried calling me, I assume before he got on the plane and was like, by the way, I'm going to go film something with Rob.
And I was like, okay, like, I needed an alone day.
See you later.
Like, and then I fall asleep and I wake up to, and I, when Ludwig's out of town, I don't fall asleep until I see the sunrise.
It sucks.
That's very normal.
Normal behavior.
Okay.
No, it's not.
Well, it's PTSD just because it just feels dangerous to be alone and blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, so I don't fall asleep until the sunrises.
So I'm falling asleep at like 6:37.
And he gets flowers delivered at 8 a.m.
So I wake up just like so groggy and I go and get the flowers and I go inside or whatever and I am like half asleep and then I go up to the room and I lock it.
I put my chair in front of the door.
And then around 11, instead of knocking on the front door where I would think it was another delivery, he comes in the house.
I shoot up.
Like I just, as soon as I hear that door, I'm a very light sleeper.
So I shoot up.
I reach over and I like grab my knife.
And I'm go to Discord first because Slime said he could have been coming over.
So I was seeing if it was Slime.
And then I'm just sitting there quiet, just trying to listen.
And clearly Ludwig's like tiptoeing.
And because Swift isn't even barking.
But he is such a fat ass.
Yeah, that it's like.
So his ass cheeks are clapping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As he's tiptoeing.
He has woken.
The entire neighborhood is up at this point.
That's right.
His ass cheeks going boom, boom, boom.
Okay, go on.
Surprisingly, my dog isn't barking, which is bizarre because Swift barks at everything.
And so then he's like outside the door and then he knocks and then Swift starts barking and I'm just sitting there kind of waiting.
And I look at my phone and there's a text from Ludwig that's like, hey, I think there's a flower delivery outside.
And I'm like, the flowers already came.
So, and then he said, babe.
And then I was like, oh, okay.
So I got out of bed and then I opened it.
Yeah, I could have murdered him.
He should have just knocked on the front door and woken me up because I was like.
I would have thought it was a delivery, another delivery.
Yeah.
You know what he did get me, though, for Valentine's Day?
What?
Sherry's berries.
Oh, no!
Which is funny.
That's how you know he didn't watch the podcast.
He only saw the clip that went viral.
Yeah, because you're like the chocolate covering.
That's bullshit.
I said, fuck Sherry Berry.
Yeah, you fucking came out.
Came at the first chocolate strawberry in my life.
And I know, fuck Sherry's berries.
I did eat them all, though.
I'll be real.
So it was good then?
No.
Okay, the sponsorship is back on Sherry's berry.
Oh, yeah.
Sherry's Berry's welcome.
Even when they're not good, they're good.
Yeah.
To be fair, at you pulling a knife on Ludwig, I tell people not to wake me up when I'm sleeping because of boarding school.
I usually wake up swinging.
If someone wakes me up, I'll just swing on you.
I wake up gasping for air.
So weird.
Like, just stress.
If you wake up, I don't know what you guys are fucking talking about.
People used to fuck with me in my sleep.
That sucks.
It's very bad.
That's like, you're very vulnerable in that moment.
I get that.
Yeah.
Why do people do that?
Because people, kids are freaks.
Kids are fucking insane.
Yeah.
I've also seen too many documentaries where they're like, the husband's always the murderer.
Like nine times out of 10, the husband murders the wife when the wife is murdered.
And sometimes right before I fall asleep, because I have knives readily available, I'm like, what if Ludwig just grabs one in my sleep and slits my throat?
That's not a problem.
Sometimes my last thought before I fall asleep.
I know.
Isn't that weird?
I'm just so afraid of everything.
He's not capable of murder.
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
Unless he like accidentally sat on a small animal with his gigantic ass.
Other than that, like not capable.
Yeah, I don't think he would murder me, but you know.
I saw the way he tickled Connor at his slap fight, which was, you know, he literally couldn't.
Yeah, he couldn't.
I'll say it scripted.
Scripted.
Couldn't even fucking get himself to just wail in on his homie.
But I get that.
I'm the same way.
I can't do that either.
Oh, that's why I was talking about Slime, Slime Quakin, because I feel like Slime is like, not even the ex-girlfriend, because Ludwig still loves Slime and Slime's name is on him.
But it's funny when I watch the pod and I hear Slime talk about Connor de Ludd.
He's like, I'm like, oh, like, it's like how I talk about like Hassan, you know?
I'm like, clearly you're in love with Hassan to Ludwig.
And I get jealous and mad.
Well, to be fair, if Hassan went to another country and, you know, started hanging out with a better looking version of me, I'd probably stab someone up.
Yeah.
Yeah, PewDiePie.
PewDiePie.
Pewdie pie.
He's jacked.
He's shredded.
Yeah.
Now you're giving Will a complex he didn't need on a Sunday afternoon.
He does not have the.
What did you do for Valentine's Day?
You didn't celebrate?
You hate romance?
I just don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day.
I don't think Caroline does either.
I went to a restaurant that, well, originally it was going to be me and my trainer, you know, just hanging out.
Jesus Christ.
Cooking ground bison, which is very low in fat.
It has a really good like fat to protein ratio.
We're going to make ground bison.
And then I was like, I'll invite my other friend who's actually very good at chefing shit up, Maurice.
And Mo is a bit of a bougie bitch.
So he immediately was like, dude, I don't want to cook right now.
I want to go outside.
Because he wanted to be seen.
You know what I mean?
It's just like he is, he's some.
I've never had that feeling.
Yeah.
It's, it's, well, he's also a normie.
Oh, okay.
So you just have to remember, like, you know, these are.
Oh, I actually, my, my, uh, assistant/slash friend Taylor does that where she like just dresses, like, she dresses so well that she's like, we've got to go out.
Yeah, it's like, I mean, I'm sure, I mean, there's plenty of streamers who are like that too, but like, he just want, this is a normal person activity.
Yeah.
They are not thinking that there are stalkers there or something like that.
Nobody's going to take a photo or anything.
But, you know, I hate going outside, but I was like, fuck it.
Why not?
We went, had a wonderful two slices of pizza, honey, and gobblegoo.
And it was, we went to this place called Great White, I think it's called.
It's good brunch.
Yeah.
Yeah, he likes it.
Okay.
It was, it was all right.
It was, it was a fun, it was a fun experience with the boys.
Three dudes.
Valentine's Day.
Fucking doing Palantine.
So weird.
Oh.
Oh, it's weird that I didn't invite you.
You do have a girlfriend.
It literally is not weird that I didn't invite you.
I just assumed you were doing something with Caroline.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm kind of, I'm on his side today.
Usually I'm not will.
I literally didn't even, I didn't even.
I feel like Caroline would get mad at me if I texted you on Valentine's Day.
It was like, yo, you want to hang out with the boys tonight?
Yeah.
Valentine's Day sucks.
Okay.
I mean, now I know.
Dude, I saw this really funny TikTok where this girl was comparing like her talking to a boy about like the Super Bowl.
Like only one day.
Like you can watch Super Bowl any day the same as like it's only one day.
You know, we show our love any day.
It's kind of funny.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a huge football fan.
I didn't watch Super Bowl this year.
Wow.
I did.
I loved it.
Did you?
Yeah.
Well, I used to be a Pick-Me girl.
And then I got tired.
What?
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Oh, I got one.
One to the next.
You got a token.
Let's go.
Now you can dish it out.
No.
And so I was like really into football for a long time.
And then I had an epiphany just one day where I was like, wait, I don't even like this.
I was just pretending to like this so long that I have like Stockholm Syndrome.
Oh, that's I have that feeling for a lot of things because I always wanted to like get along when I was growing up.
Yep.
And I always thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't understand like the fandom, the concept of fandom.
I did not understand.
Like I was never, it just, I thought there was something.
I literally thought I had a disability.
Yeah.
Because everyone else was like, I'm really into this.
I'm really into that.
And I would just like fake it.
I'd be like, yeah.
You're like, am I gay?
And I, well, that too.
But are you?
No.
You can tell us.
Unfortunately for you, my friend.
No, but like for me, I thought that was weird.
First of all, also gay people have fandoms too.
No, no, no.
I was saying.
I wasn't saying that.
I was saying it's the same epiphany when all of a sudden nothing's, nothing's collecting.
Nothing's lining up in your life.
And then the biggest epiphany you can ever have is your sexuality, right?
Like, yeah.
And so obviously you not liking freaking anime wouldn't be the same as being gay.
For me, no, I love anime, but like not to the degree where, not to the degree where I'm just like fucking weeping out like super hard.
You know what I mean?
Regardless, though, everyone loved sports.
Everyone plays football, soccer, right?
And like everyone, everyone had a team.
And in Turkey, that's a huge deal.
Like you support whatever team your parents support.
My dad was a Fenarbachi fan, so I had to act like I liked Fenatabacha.
I had to wear Fenatabachi jerseys.
I had to act like I like Fenatabacha and wear Fenarbacha jerseys on like game day and shit.
And I just fucking hate it, dude.
Well, you're not a fan of anything.
That's true.
You're a fan of streaming.
No, I mean, there is no thing that he is like in the fandom on.
Have you ever listened to One Direction?
No.
Well, listen to a song and maybe.
But that's the thing.
There's content I consume.
There's people I like.
I really like Pedro Pascal.
Like, I think he is a wonderful person.
His politics are great.
He's just a great dude overall.
His politics are great.
I'm saying I'm using that as like a, because that's usually not even in question.
You're not a fan of anyone.
Yeah, I really like him.
I think he's like a kind person.
He's a chill guy.
You know what I mean?
But even then, I'm not like, you know, a stan or anything.
Right.
I used to like Jon Stewart a lot when I was growing up.
I thought he was like the goat.
So there's that.
God, I'm such a fucking nerd.
It's awful.
Well, listen, I have something that we should talk about.
What do you think?
Last night, white people had their version of the Black Panther movie, where something culturally happened for us that was a landmark moment.
Where was I?
That we can all come together and join hands and celebrate white people.
I want to know what happened.
What happened?
Mac McClung, a white man, won the Slam Dunk contest last night.
Huge.
I'm Matt.
White men can jump.
I have no idea what the words you just described.
I get it.
You don't know what the slam dunk is.
I know the NBA All-Star Weekend is upon us.
His last name sounds like a cool nickname for a vagina.
I clung.
My fault, that's because it's bothering me.
There's a British word called clunge, which is, yeah.
Yeah.
I see Donald's version of someone making a joke being like Matt McClung and then searching like BLM, you know, George Floyd, all this shit.
And it was like bear.
Like he hadn't said anything.
So someone was like making fun of it.
They weren't being serious.
Right.
But that's what I saw.
And I was like, who the fuck is McClung?
Billy, can you pull up the 720 dunk, please?
I want to see.
Now I want to see.
720 dunk.
So Mac McClung is a G-League player with a two-ways contract, which means he can play for the D-League team and the 76ers.
And last night he participated in the Slam Dunk contest.
This, no.
This is your sports segment with Willard.
So he is in the D-League and he plays with the 76ers.
Yeah, he's got two shits.
And they just like rolled him out for this specifically, I think, right?
Well, the Slam Dunk contest is so hit or miss.
Oh, my God.
Look at him.
He's six foot flat.
Bro, he looks ridiculous.
That's Ludwig.
Bro, no, no.
Stop.
Go, Ludwig.
You can't do that.
Let's go.
Let's go, white boy.
Yeah, play that.
Play that shit.
Mac McClung shot.
Big W for white people.
Two men jumps over him, taps off the backboard, bam.
Wow, he's pumped.
So I think him being six foot makes this like more relevant than white too, I think, right?
That happened with Nate Robb, too.
Remember?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He also looks like a Mormon missionary a little bit.
He does.
That guy definitely got ball tapped on the head.
All right, go to the...
Yeah, he definitely dragged his sack over his friend's head.
Go to the 720.
I think it's his last dunk.
That shit was, this shit was crazy.
I hope we don't get copy strike for this shit.
I hope we do.
No, no, it'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
We can cut it off to play this.
If it shows, if it copy strikes, just put a video of bunnies over there.
Oh!
I feel like we've gotten to a point where, like, that's it.
We've done everything.
Because have we not seen a 720 before?
I don't know if we, the extra rotation after the dunk is kind of.
I could do that.
All right, pause.
So for me, who is like a big fan of like Vince Carter and the old Slam Dunk contest, this was pretty cool.
It's interesting that they brought in a D-League player to be in the Slam Dunk contest.
And also, kind of infamously now, Ja did not participate in the Slam Dunk contest, who I think would probably win it if he did it.
So give me more on John Morant is who you're talking about, right?
So this is a new player, right?
That's his third, fourth year now.
Okay, relatively new player.
What team is he on?
Grizzlies.
And he is like, I guess, they're marketing him as like a thug or something.
That's the only thing I know.
What?
That's what I've heard.
That there's like, at least Black Twitter is like constantly fucking ripping on the ESPN for like making him seem like he's a...
I don't watch it.
He'll like throw up the crip sign and shit every now and then.
Really?
I had no idea.
I just know they're not.
Am I speaking of someone else?
He's got sometimes I throw up gang signs too.
He's so athletic.
Phase up.
John Morant.
That was ISIS.
You threw it up.
I phased up.
Is this if I do this, is this ISIS?
I'm pretty sure what ISIS used to do.
I'm pointing at Jesus.
Yeah, it is John Morant.
Okay.
I haven't followed him.
I saw his iced out, like the basketball shoes that they made for him.
He's dope.
He's got ice on.
Yeah.
I don't know anything.
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Anyway, that was the America Me Up for this week.
Yeah.
Was D League or G League player, D League player, Mac McClung.
Are the Harlem Globetrotters still a thing?
Yes.
I feel like Matt McClung should go with them.
The Harlem Globetrotters.
Yeah.
I think he'd be a better fit for the Washington Generals.
Do you know who the Washington Generals are?
They're the team that lose to the Harlems.
The Harlem Globetrotters every time they play.
I didn't know that.
Well, it's like W, it's like scripted.
It's like theater.
Yeah.
Theater.
Don't say that.
There was also.
There was also, well, NBA scripted too, just like every other organized sport is obviously.
Oh, dude.
There's technically nothing different between the Harlem Globetrotters, Washington General, saga.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.
And so did Arianne Foster famously.
I can't believe.
Look at how much she is so tuned out.
Look at Cutie's face.
I disassociated.
I know a little bit about sports, but I agree.
No, no, go.
I love it.
We can move past this conversation as quickly as possible.
The fans are demanding it.
Yeah.
That's to continue it.
They love it.
Speaking of scripted.
Yeah.
What time does this come out tomorrow?
Do it.
I'm not going to leak anything.
Do it.
Have I been nominated for anything?
You didn't tell me anything.
You just fucking...
Half the people I didn't send DMs to, I was like, I can't be bothered.
You literally, you did send me a DM.
You were like, RSVP for this thing.
And I was like, what the fuck is this?
I don't even know what that is.
RSVP for it.
Annoying?
The event.
Oh, okay.
The streamer award.
Here you go.
I'm an analog.
I'm an old-fashioned guy.
I'm telling you in person, I will be there.
No, push the button for the love of God.
Okay, fuck.
God.
All you have to do, it's literally a two-click thing.
Leak it.
Did he get nominated for anything?
Tomorrow, tomorrow, big announcement.
Nominations come out for the streamer awards.
I'll be going live and doing it via a slideshow.
We've never done this before.
Huge.
Yeah.
We thought it'd be funny to do, yeah.
Slideshow.
So the slideshow announcing the nominees and then voting will start on the website.
You do love your slideshows.
I love a good slideshow.
Something like a good slideshow.
Okay, can you just tell us if we're nominated?
Your attitudes are really pissing me off.
Can you tell us pronouns or anything?
This is craziness.
No, it doesn't need to be muted.
It'll because it'll.
We just both start crying in silence.
The rest of the podcast is just us like this.
Well, first leak is Hassan is one of my red carpet hosts.
Oh, yeah.
I just said I would do that.
Wow, what a leak.
He's thrilled.
He's thrilled about it.
Motherfucker said, oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
Who's the other red carpet host?
Well, you're doing it with Ludwig.
Him and Ludwig are manning a station because they were too shy to do it alone.
I said I would only do it if Ludwig does it.
And Ludwig said he'd only know if Hassan did it.
Wow.
Anyway, they're one of the stations.
The other two stations will be on the video tomorrow.
Very exciting.
It should be great.
And why do you sound unenthused?
I'm so tired.
I've been working like 12 hours a day every day on Stream Rewards.
And I'm behind on hours on stream.
And I have to fit in 50 hours of stream before the end of the month.
Lumber party.
Good job on LCS.
Oh, thank you.
Ashley fire.
Thank you.
Yeah, that was the other thing.
I didn't watch because I boycotted League.
Don't do that.
Yeah, I do.
I think it's don't you do this.
I think it's degenerate.
I think it's morally abhorrent.
Next time I'm on LCS, also degenerate.
Next time I'm on LCS.
That's like a meth addict being like, yo, heroin's bad, son.
Heroin is terrible.
Perfect argument.
And the meth addict would be right.
Okay.
The meth addict would quite literally be right when he says.
Is heroin worse for you?
It doesn't matter if it's worse for you.
I'm just saying.
First of all, League is worse for you.
Is heroin bad?
Yes, heroin is bad.
Oh.
League, worse than heroin.
Wow.
Worse than opiates.
Yes.
I need a fidget spinner.
Also from China.
League.
Let me voice act one of your characters.
Okay.
Please, League.
League is wild.
Oh, a fidget spinner knife.
Yeah, it's a.
That is just a switchblade.
No, it's not.
Wow.
This is a switchblade.
Oh, I didn't.
Just crocodile Dundee.
Oh, no.
I don't get to play with the Switchblade.
I get the comb.
Yeah.
Anyway, next time on LCS, will you, if I text you, will you come in the chat and say nice things about me?
I will.
With your whole...
No.
No, I need his clout.
I need his whole audience.
Oh, my God.
No, you don't go live at noon.
Don't pretend like you're live at noon.
No, dude.
Oh, my God.
No.
No.
Will's average concurrence are 5k.
I know.
He's big, but he's not live at noon.
It's cool.
You're not live at noon.
Think happy thoughts, just like your shoe says.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Okay, next time you're like, I just, the chat is.
You didn't have to eviscerate him.
No.
Wait, the chat's mean to you, really?
Yeah.
Well, they're fucking...
So I just need you to come and boost it with some love.
Therefore, they like me.
You can do it too.
She ever thinks live at noon.
Maybe fucking deserve it.
True.
They're not live until the sun is going to be.
Judy, they're league perverts.
It's like the worst people on the planet getting mad at you.
You're probably doing something right then.
I just want them to like me.
No, you don't want no, you don't want.
Anyway, yeah, I like doing LCS, but I definitely don't have the time for it.
But I made the sacrifice because I love it so much.
Okay.
Anyway, same with being here.
I don't have time for you bitches today, but I'm here.
Damn.
I really don't.
What is happening?
Kate, why am I catching so many today?
Fucking anyway.
More leaks.
Okay.
Because it comes out later today.
Tomorrow, later tomorrow.
But today is when we're filming.
I'm speaking to the audience today because it's Monday today.
I'm talking to them.
Hey, guys.
Okay.
I broke the fourth wall.
It's nice to see you.
Damn.
Okay, go on.
Leak.
Hassan's not nominated for anything.
What?
Wow.
That's crazy.
I'm just kidding.
He is.
He is.
Oh.
He is.
I thought.
Okay, what am I nominated for?
You are nominated for best chatting streamer.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And you are nominated for streamer of the year.
Let's go.
Let's go.
If Ludwig takes it this year, I'm fighting.
He's not nominated.
Let's go.
Get fucked, Ludwig.
Woo!
He don't deserve it.
He don't deserve it.
He did have a really good year.
He don't deserve it.
I think he tried to.
I think he encouraged his audience not to vote for him this year.
Yeah, because how much hate I got last year for him?
He was trying to game the system.
That's what he was doing.
Yeah.
He was trying to game it from Moist Esports, which spec.
Oh, that's what he was doing?
Well, he was gaming it for a few categories.
I thought he was gaming it for himself, like best event, all this shit.
Oh, yeah, he wanted that.
How does that work?
Like, you have some of the most banger events.
I'm excluded.
You can't have it, right?
That sucks that you have to exclude yourself from it.
Because she's doing the event.
I also don't have the ability in my heart and soul to receive recognition and take it genuinely.
So it'd feel even less genuine coming from my own award show.
That's okay.
So it's just like pointless for me.
It doesn't matter.
But she's like, it's worthless.
I'm the one giving the awards out.
Yeah.
Will Neff has been nominated for League of Their Own.
Woo!
Okay, fuck yeah.
These are good leaks.
These are good leaks.
Those are the only leaks I'll give you.
This implies that I was not nominated for best Valorant streamer.
You were not.
No.
I can't.
You didn't have enough hours.
That's not true.
That's not.
You said 100 hours, right?
I'm pretty sure I did 100 hours in 2022, even though I started in August.
I'm looking forward to September.
Not on stream.
Oh, I think I might have, but maybe not.
I mean, Marge, you want to look that up real quick?
Go to Solenome.
Type in Hassan.
Click on 2022.
He's like, pull me out of streamer of the year.
Put me in Valorant.
Like, please.
Valorante.
Valorant was your second stream category with 79 hours.
Fuck, I was close.
I was close.
How much was it?
79 hours.
Yeah, Husby.
The cutoff was 100.
Yeah, you have to go to Hassan's name.
But yeah, I checked.
Hasuni.
To be fair, I don't think I deserve that anyway.
I think everyone was just like fucking around with that one.
Yeah, well, I mean, there's an argument where you do deserve it because it's more, I think a lot of people don't realize it's about the performance of streaming.
So you can be the worst Valorant player in the entire world and still win best Valorant streamer because you're the most entertaining while doing it.
Can I ask if someone got nominated in that category?
Yeah.
Kai Day.
We'll have to see tomorrow.
Oh, definitely.
That's my valorant.
We'll have to see tomorrow.
Or today, I mean.
We'll have to see today.
Yeah, well, it will have been revealed at this point, I think.
No, if this episode goes out at nine, there's no way this ass is waking up at nine.
Okay.
This ass.
I have therapy at 12.30.
Oh, boy.
When do I have therapy?
Have you tried ketamine therapy?
I've been told I can't do it by multiple therapists.
They've told me I have too much darkness that it will not be genuinely.
Whoa.
It's okay.
It's not spilling.
You can leave it.
It's empty.
It's empty.
I'm sorry.
Your therapist just.
Multiple therapists and psychologists have told me I can't do it.
You have too much darkness.
Yeah.
It's unresolved, so we can't do anything about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have a darkness, didn't you?
They think it would be more detrimental than helpful.
I never unpacked.
You guys don't know a lot about me.
Cutie.
I've had a fucked up life.
Ketamine therapy is recommended for like PTSD for like war criminals and shit.
Yeah, they just, they like, I'm talking like motherfuckers who like killed children in Afghanistan are doing like doctor prescribed ketamine.
Well, I didn't believe my therapist.
And so then I asked my other therapist.
Your therapist said no.
You're about some happy-go-lucky mushrooms.
Your multiple therapists said that you are, you have darkness within you more than like dudes who've killed children with their weapons.
I think other people are better at processing.
I've really a bat.
I can't process anything.
I'm going to say that I might agree, but I don't think it's because you have too much darkness.
I think it's because you have a need to be in control.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure.
I'm sure they know more than me about that.
Just the fact that a therapist told you, you have a cosmic dark.
Well, it was phrased a little differently, but they were like, you, you have too much trauma that it won't be beneficial to you.
If anything, it'll just be a crutch and you won't be able to actually heal.
Amazon vs Diaper Company00:04:00
It'll just be like.
Okay.
And then that can lead you to going insane because you'll never feel that good outside of it because you haven't learned how to process.
Wow.
So.
All right.
Got some dark ass therapists, dude.
Holy shit.
I mean, I hope it's working.
Well, the problem is, is I won't even do like SSRIs and stuff like that because I've never had good interaction with them.
So they're like, you can't.
SSRIs are like the gateway drug to ketamine.
And so if you can't even, if you don't cooperate well on those, then ketamine probably won't help you.
Okay, good to know.
Essentially, is what I was told.
Who knows?
I'm sure there's some armchair doctors in the chat that will say otherwise.
Yeah, for sure.
But I'm just going off what I've been told.
And I've been told by one psychologist and two different therapists that it's a bad idea for me specifically.
Elon Musk is destroying Twitter.
Yeah, he is.
He recently changed two-factor authorization via SMS to be only a paywalled.
I don't understand how Twitter doesn't make money.
Am I stupid?
Of course it doesn't make money.
It's an incredibly expensive.
Why is it expensive?
A lot of these companies you're about to find out in Silicon Valley are not actually running turning profit.
Now, that might be for two different reasons.
Like in the case of Amazon, they technically could.
I think they just do it for tax purposes and they do it because they're constantly expanding because their goal is to basically monopolize a sector.
I mean, they did that.
Which they did.
Also, Amazon's products have gotten so much worse lately because they just spread themselves too thin and now all of a sudden it's like.
No, that's deliberate.
It's not because they spread themselves too thin.
Kissing me off Amazon.
It's not because they spread themselves too thin.
That's by design.
Their goal is to, through predatory practices, wipe out the rest of the marketplace, make sure that they can either buy, it's called horizontal and vertical integration.
This is like a...
Oh, I know vertical integration.
It's a basic process that...
A little bit of horizontal.
The film studios used to use back in the days.
Like they would buy the distribution.
They would buy the movie studio would basically buy the distribution to like the distribution mechanism and buy the movie theaters.
Therefore, they could effectively, you know, stop other movies from being shown in any theaters whatsoever, inevitably leading to less competition and, you know, stopping others from joining the marketplace.
Amazon has done this in the United States of America in e-commerce.
They will go and be like, oh, I love the baby diapers that you're selling, baby diaper company.
We want to buy the baby diaper company.
And the baby diaper company goes, no, we don't want to sell you the company.
We're making a lot of money on Amazon and elsewhere.
So Amazon be like, okay, fuck you, baby diaper company.
Bury the diapers in the search results so you can't even fucking find it.
Messed up.
And then they will make their own product, their own baby diaper that's identical to their product and put it at the top of the search bar.
So then the baby diaper company basically goes out of business.
Amazon turns around, buys a baby diaper company at a fucking pennies on the dollar.
And then it has the capacity to lower the quality slowly but surely, cutting costs around and improving profit margins, firing workers, that sort of stuff, less quality control.
This is not even just for diapers.
Those were basically everything.
That's why the product quality is diminishing.
Not because they spread themselves too thin by design.
I thought they took on too many different distribution people and it's just bad.
No, they just have like sounds like they're evil.
Yeah.
Who knew?
It's weird that we all work for them.
Mega corporations.
Anyway, thanks for my bonus.
Yeah.
We love Jeff Bezos.
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I love you, sir.
Your hair and your face is not weird.
People are saying it's weird, but I fight them.
Many people are saying.
Many people say it's weird, but I am not one of those people.
I saw that clip where you look like that little pig.
That was funny.
You did?
You did.
Oh, the Zoomer pig.
Yeah.
There's a Zoomer pig.
Have you seen the Zoomer?
Yeah, many people are saying you look like the Zoomer pig.
That's funny.
I've seen it here.
You pull it up.
He's kind of a handsome pig, so at least there's that.
Look up LSF.
It'll come up.
Zoomer pig, Zoomer pig.
Zoomer pig, Zoomer pig.
Does whatever a Zoomer pig does.
Oh, shoot.
It's going to be mean.
Is he cute?
Listen, buddy got the radioactive child.
Hey, yeah, there goes the Zoomer pig.
Yeah.
Little curls on his head.
Oh, he's so cute.
What the?
What the fuck?
Yo, it's a Zoomer fuckboy pig.
Yo, he got the Zoomer fuck.
Wait.
My hair is not like that.
That's not epiphany.
That feels bad.
I'm very much like a woman.
Don't fucking say that.
Why?
On the internet.
Here's why.
That's not.
Oh, okay.
Wait, that was.
I'm very clearly joking here, right?
But if you look at the comments, they're like, you fucking hypocritical idiot.
No wonder you're like this, you fucking dumbass, you dumb bitch.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, it's a joke, man.
I'm doing a joke.
Doing a bit.
It's funny that people, people don't think anyone can be self-aware.
I set myself up for failure with my jokes all the time.
I think it's very funny to be like crazy girlfriend type thing.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
But then people.
Yeah, but then people take it seriously.
And then you're like, should I not do this next time?
Yeah.
Because then people take it fucking seriously and then use it against you, like weaponize it against you.
I've gotten to the point where I frequently will say, this is satire after jokes that like, I know I shouldn't have to explain, but I definitely have to explain them.
There's going to be a pendulum swing in the other direction.
It's already kind of happened.
Like, I think the heat of this was like literally 2015, 2014, like pre-Trump, where like people will be like, oh, you made a joke.
Well, jokes are actually unethical.
You fucking asshole.
And I think that we've like moved beyond that.
Jokes are actually ableist to the people who don't get the joke.
Yeah.
I mean, it's that's that Discord has been like run into the fucking ground at this point.
And it's just like the least funny motherfucker saying that shit.
So nobody cares.
But like, you know, I think we've moved beyond that.
We've moved beyond that to, you know, greener pastures, such as MILF Manor, which is what I want to talk about right now.
That's right.
MILF Manor is a little bit more.
reacting to it again why what is that face because i'm excited this is my excited face you can't tell this is my excited face you you look disturbed what you are toting a knife you said are we reacting to it this is my excited face dude ludwig suffers the same problem i always say this to him and he's like i think i have i would never be an actor This is it.
This is my I would be a good actually that was my favorite thing about LCS is when I did LCS They were like this is like Aubrey Plaza and I was like you could do a good Aubrey Plaza you could also kill for that one director who made like Red Rocket and Clementine and Florida Project.
I thought you were gonna say the one, the chick the the, the British chick with the with no eyebrows.
Oh, Mia Goth.
Yeah, me a Goth Kitty.
Cinderella plays Mia Goth.
I could be good Harley Quinn.
Wait, you've seen.
You've seen how she talks.
Okay, you know, you know who Mia Goth is.
You know who Mia Goth is?
No, she's like she's a 24 staple.
She's a great actress.
She just like looks weird as fuck and like kind of scary and she always plays like the scary, weird fucking roles in almost every.
Well, I mean, she's also beautiful, but they she is gorgeous typically have her without eyebrows playing insane, shit dude, it is yeah crazy, it's crazy.
But it's interesting because in her like first breakthrough role X, where a lot of people were introduced to her, she's kind of got like a southern twang and then people heard her speak for real for the first time and she deadass, sounds Peppa Pig.
Yeah, it's like I me a Goth.
It's nice.
Yeah, it's weird as yeah, but if you're not like a Meagoth head, you're not gonna understand.
I, I heavy with Me Goth.
I think she is incredible.
Yeah she, I mean she.
You could say that she is like responsible for the no eyebrow look.
Did you see her in the new Cronenberg movie No Infinity Pool.
She was very menacing in it.
Yeah, she is always menacing.
I'm a really I think i'd be a really good casting director, because sometimes when I watch movies I choose a different cat or dog they should have used instead, they like a cat ting director.
Yeah, they often cast um the wrong cats and dogs.
That's such a weird niche.
But Hollywood has so much money that could literally be.
I like, look it up, you got a future.
I read Gone Girl.
For the record.
I read Gone Girl, watch the movie.
They have the wrong cat, i'll show you the correct cat.
Okay, so if you watch Gone Girl um, there's this orange little skinny cat.
Orange cats are evil.
It shouldn't have been.
It should have been.
It should have been this guy like a fat cat.
Yeah okay, this fat, black and white cat.
He would have slayed, he would have done perfect.
You need to at least zoom in on that.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
Cutie found like a 1p cat to show on her phone.
I sent it to my book club immediately after we watched it and everyone applauded me, but I think they were too afraid to disagree with me.
I think your attention Into detail, I herald it, I uplift it, but also I've watched Gone Girl like four or five times, and I've never even noticed that there was a cat in the movie.
I was about to say, I didn't even know there was a fucking cat in the movie, dude.
That's how we know she's missing because the neighbor calls, and he's like, Your cat's out.
I don't even remember that.
Yeah, that's because it was orange.
Maybe if it was fat.
Aren't orange cats evil?
I mean, I think most cats are, but I've never had one.
That's what I've heard.
Orange cats are evil.
You know what's not evil, though?
Laguna Beach Nudism00:02:29
MILF Manor episode five, which we are going to be reacting to on our paywall proportion of this broadcast.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
If you want to see it, it's been a banger so far.
You guys said you loved it and you wanted more of it.
So that's right.
We're going to give you a little bit.
It's so easy for us.
So I hope you guys really like it.
Can we watch Laguna Beach after?
No.
Oh, we are not going to do that.
And we should even cut that out of the suggestion.
Why?
Because people will because people simp you and they'll say, oh my God, Cutie's so right.
Let's watch Laguna Beach.
I'm going to do my own react for Laguna Beach on the Patreon.
Okay.
That'd be great.
Great.
That'd be great.
Anyway, you can get access to that at patreon.com/slash fear.
And we'll see you next time, I think, right?
We're excited.
This is rolling.
We're doing it.
Bye.
Oh, bye.
Bye, I guess.
Bye.
All right.
We lied.
We can't do MILF Manner Milf Manor's latest episode only because it comes out later tonight.
We can do it next week.
We can also do next week's episode later in the day as well.
We can shoot that.
We'll figure that out.
However, instead, we are going to be reacting to in our paywalled proportion an episode that Cutie Cinderella and Will both chose.
Do not get mad at me.
I do not know what this thing is.
Will chose it.
Hey, I was cleaning my nails.
What is it called?
Well, now it's mine.
It's about a bunch of nudists who are trying to buy a home.
Buying naked.
Buying in the buff.
In a clothing optional community.
What is it called?
Buying nude.
Buying naked.
Buying naked.
Season one, episode one, brave nude world.
See you on the other side.
Oh, it's going to be great.
No, there's naked areas.
There's naked areas.
Yeah, but if you go into naked areas, you're telling me you're not looking at dicks.
Okay, I'm beginning to.
I feel like cutie is like either a fully or nothing.
You know what I mean?
She's all on my day.
She's like, all are nothing.
She's like, no shoes.
Right now, I'm not a nudist, but two minutes ago, I was.
No shoes, no nothing at all.
You have to be fully nude or like you have to wear fucking everything.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, when you're in the nude area, we spa, you notice the dicks.