May 21, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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BETRAYAL? Bongino and Kash FLIP: Say Epstein “K*LLED Himself” | Nightly Offensive
Another day, another fell for it again award.. Remember when everyone thought if we had Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and other le BASED Patriots, that we could take back the government? Well, so much for that.. Now we have Kash and Bongino saying that Epstein really killed himself? How gullible must they think we are?
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And then a month goes by after being tapped as the director and deputy director.
And I got to ask myself the question: who would have thought that an organization led by Indians would struggle with honesty and not scamming the American public?
Check out this weird clip showing the difference between Bongino just a few months ago and then now once he's taken the position inside the administration in regards to modern conspiracies and controversies, watch.
Catherine Rummler, I want you, we need to keep the heat on this case, folks.
There are a lot of people who are knee-deep in the Washington swamp who are not telling you the truth about serious allegations out there that Epstein may have had video and audio of people out there doing things they shouldn't have been doing.
And you should be asking yourself the question: how is it that all these people, the CIA director, the Obama fixer, Bill Clinton, all intersected past with Jeffrey Epstein?
Jeffrey Epstein isn't with us anymore, and nobody seems to want to talk about it.
Outside of a few entrepreneurial media outlets saying, hey, this is a big deal.
You know, no, but no, it's like you come, you know, and then like the lights goosh and they turn off at the roller skate rink.
And it's like, sorry, son, the game's over.
Everyone's gone home now.
It's time to wrap it up.
That's what it feels like.
Anyway, we're talking about this and so much more here.
Another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
Usually we introduce everyone after the show, but joining me today is the one and only editor-in-chief of RiftTV.com, the best articles and news every single day, Earl Gray, maker of the tea, black tea.
All right, let's jump into today, in today's topic, actually.
So things have been a little bit of a disappointment.
I don't know if you guys know.
I mean, when we talk about a little bit of a disappointment, we're talking about my entire life, but also talking about this administration.
You know, things are bad when Fox News, Gateway Pundit, and the other publications on the cutting edge of modern news, Newsmax, OAN, the rest of them are talking about how there's a massive patriot backlash against Dan Bongino and Kash Patel, saying that, look, it's clear with Pam Bondi and what's going on here that the administration is lying to us.
But anyway, Jeopardy music coming on the clock here.
I would like to ask the question: who is it or what country could they be protecting that's connected to Epstein, also connected to the Diddy case, and connected to the assassination of Donald Trump or attempted assassination?
Go ahead, Earl Gray.
Is there a country that they could be protecting?
Anything that you could think of perhaps that would connect the three together?
Anyway, I was going to say Kosovo, but I think, wasn't it Charlie Kirk who said it could have been the Greeks or something like that?
What he said, it could be the Italians.
He had a few different countries.
He said, it very well, Ghislaine Maxwell could have been connected to a lot of countries.
You know, it is crazy, though, too, because the people that are in charge of these things are connected to a lot of countries.
Oftentimes you meet them, they say they're Italian, they say they're German, and then you find out really they're Tunisian.
You know what I mean?
You find out they're actually from Tunisia.
So that's an interesting story.
So we're going to be talking about this today.
Let's jump right into the topic.
So this is actually kind of crazy.
Everybody knows that what's going on inside of the country is suspicious, right?
We were told that we were going to enter the golden age and we're in the middle of an economic downturn.
People say that that is, you know, in order to gain back our independence and trade, gain back the power of the U.S. economy.
But the problem with that is, is that as long as the Federal Reserve still has the power to print money, as long as we do not get back onto any type of gold reserve or gold backing, we're never going to actually stabilize the economy.
We'll always be dealing with inflation, devaluation of our own dollar, increase in cost of living.
It is a financial capital system with fractional reserve lending, meaning banks can print money, they can lend money, and they can continue to lend more money than they have, which means we will continue to see bubbles after bubbles.
We're not really fixing the problems.
We're not getting rid of the Federal Reserve.
So at the very least, what did the administration challenge us with?
They said, we're going to go in.
We're going to dissolve the FBI.
Basically, that's what Kash Patel said.
We're going to come in.
We're going to leave the building.
We're going to fire individuals.
And by the way, these are very corrupt individuals.
We're going to fire FBI agents, for instance, under Biden that designated civilian parents as domestic terrorists, Catholic parents, for being concerned about their kids being taught pornography and sexually explicit material at school.
Remember that?
The whole FBI designating parents as terrorists.
We're going to find out the people who raided Mar-a-Lago, an ex-president, over something that did not need to be raided.
We're going to bring trials and tribulation and reform the most corrupt institution or one of them in the history of our country.
Then Kash Patel gets in, and I'm going to say, I'm the first one to be shocked that a 5'8 Indian guy wasn't the one, wasn't the one to change and radically transform the nation.
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The reason why they take offense to it is because the, like, it's like a like, do you know about this?
Do you know, do you know, uh, I want to, I'm going to say something kind of interesting here.
You know, you talk about, oh, you know, pack packies are, they rape kids, right?
And you say something like that, and the people get mad at you, and they're like, oh, that's not true.
But then you look at, you know, their own media, and the truth is, is that it's not good.
Yeah, is that the rates of Pakistanis raping children is actually such a big problem in the country that they get mad when you talk about it because it's true.
So, like, the Pajit, the reason why words are offensive to certain groups is because they are true and it bothers them rather than confronting the negative stereotype and then trying to change it.
They just don't want to acknowledge it and they get mad at you for noticing it.
This is why people really hate white people is because the whole phrase Karen comes out of that.
It's like white people have standards and expect you to live towards a civil standard that is easy for all of us to live with you, you know, or alongside you.
And so then when you have like, you know, a woman be like, hey, could you please turn that music down?
It's a McDonald's.
Like, why do you have a Bluetooth speaker in a McDonald's?
You know, oh, she's such a Karen.
But it's like, actually, the question is, why do you have a Bluetooth speaker in a McDonald's?
That is a good question, you know?
And for her to expect a level of civility, that's what white women are.
They keep the barometer equal in our society so that people behave.
Well, we need those words because you've got to remind like an Indian in our society, hey, you're either acting like an American or don't be a Pajit.
Like, don't be a stinky, poopy, you know, outdoor pooping person.
It doesn't mean all of you are, but when you call them a Pajit, they get offended because you're like, you're saying I'm just like this smelly, non-bathing, like dirty person.
You're like, yeah, that's how you're acting right now.
You know, you're dishonest.
You're scamming.
That's what it means.
So that's why the N-word is like, Chris Rock said it, right?
Mendoza, he said the same thing.
There's the N-word and then there's blacks.
It's like, not all blacks are the N-word, but you know, when you talk about it, people do act like, you know, they do act like that.
And I think that's why they get offended because no one walks up to a black person who's just acting normal and is like, oh, hey, I'm going to call you the N-word.
They're just acting like a normal black guy.
I went to dinner with some.
Well, I went to dinner with some black guys the other day who are really cool.
Well, yeah, and some blacks in different tribes would that would be considered a highly sought-after, attractive skill to be able to hit birds with stones.
Well, I wanted to cover a little bit on Pakistani culture because if we could link this Kash Patel situation to looking down on another minority country, we're going to do it.
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This is actually a very serious thing because it's a cultural, it's a cultural thing.
So, it's a little bit like the like the rumors of like the Greeks, but way worse because what they'll talk about.
I believe the Greek, I just said the rumors about that, but this is way worse because this is uh, this is 100% a reality.
So, in the culture, they're going to explain why the boys are abused.
And what's crazy to me, though, about this is like this is a weird thing in some of these like sexually regressive cultures or like these anti-female cultures.
I think there's a way to have your female population controlled and under the authority of men without being straight up abusive.
I know it might sound like a cuck to people, but I mean, like, you don't have to put them in burqas and separate your complete lives, you know, in every in every single manner.
You can just make them not vote and not try, and you can just like have like you can have some natural standards they've always had in Western countries.
These people are like demonic, I think.
I think they don't value life.
That's why I don't think it's like a naturally healthy patriarchy.
I don't know about your opinion, but I feel like the Muslim, these kind of countries, don't have a very healthy patriarchy.
Some of these ones, I don't think it's like healthy, I think it's more like Western patriarchy was stronger back in like the 1800s.
I'm trying to think, yeah, I mean, I well, my, yeah, I don't want to get serious or anything like that, but uh, well, we're just talking about Pakistanis raping kids and massive people.
I know, but I, yeah, let's keep it on the light subject, Transport.
Um, yeah, let's keep it like the uh, I would say it's the religious aspect, it comes down to that, you know, patriarchy without some type of religious aspect turns into whatever that is, a guy banging kids.
I don't think it's like I don't think like it's God-honoring because I don't, I don't think it's like they actually have control of their women, they just like sort of like view women as like subhuman.
And it's like you have to like look at women like you're taking care of them, you're protecting them, you're keeping them innocent from the world.
Like, there's a level of authority over them, but it's like they confuse their population because they just kind of like keep like that's why the same thing.
So, then it's like they start having sex with boys and stuff because it's not really a healthy system.
I have a friend who their spouse just converted to Judaism too.
And I was like, why did you do that?
And they were like, oh, for business reasons.
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But also, like, you're an atheist, you know, because you're like an atheist.
They were like agnostic.
So if you're agnostic and it's just a religious agreement because you're trying to make money, I get that because you kind of don't believe in any of it.
And maybe you're not political.
They're not a very political person.
But it's like, if you know what's going on and you convert to Judaism, I feel like you should be banished.
Like you see these people being like, it's so cheap in India.
And it's like, yeah, if you're making American wages in American dollars, it's cheap.
But if you live in India, India is not cheap.
It's actually quite expensive because they don't have a lot.
You know, there's a lot of deviation between the upper and the lower class.
There's very little middle class in that country.
But it's like, then we just go tell Indians, oh, you can't come into our country, but if you want to join our social media sites, we'll pay you as American influencers.
It's a job here.
Like influencing is a job, you know, and maybe not a very respectable one, but it's my job.
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So going back to this here, I don't know how we got here from Kim.
We haven't talked to anything about Tash Patel and them.
Well, what I was going to say is when 90% of boys on the street have been molested by Pakistani men, and most Pakistani men have a young boy prostitute as their partner, and we're letting these people flood into our countries.
This is why there are rape gangs and there are massive grooming gangs because their culture is a culture of rape and destruction.
So why would we want people that are like that in our countries?
Australian prime minister sees that and goes, you know what?
Let's bring a million more in.
You know, there's only about 27 million people in Australia.
And they that the prime minister just made an agreement this last week to let in like a million more Indian students, like several percent of the population to increase directly from India.
And these are the, this is what this is their culture.
They love this stuff.
And I just thought it was kind of crazy because I didn't know Muslim countries were so gay.
You know what I mean?
I thought, what is up with that?
Everyone talks about if you're gay in a Muslim country, they'll throw you off the roof.
But they all seem to be into the bocce bossy, into the young boys.
That's like where they have the young boys dance for them in Afghanistan.
Yeah, he actually is one of the best social guys ever.
I hung out with him at CPAC, and he's like, just this young, like 25-year-old guy who's just helping him get like hundreds of millions of views on Facebook, which is probably worth several hundred thousand dollars a month.
Well, I mean, listen, they have a right to their opinion, but as someone who has worked as a defender, as a prosecutor, who's been in that prison system, who's been in the metropolitan detention.
When they're doing the ear stuff, I think there are, I think there were multiple Bidens.
I don't think we have a fake Trump, but I do think there were multiple Bidens.
Man, I think that it's true because with the auto pen, speaking of like actual real news, just so you guys know that are watching this show, um, I know there's been a lot of changes on this channel, a lot of changes around here, but um, all of the shows that I do, like Riff Report, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, slightly offensive.
Yeah, look at that, that's crazy, right?
Uh, you know, they're all being brought into one show, which will announce the new time.
It's gonna be Monday through Friday.
So, this show, instead of being like my new show and this show at like different times each day, so it's confusing.
We're bringing them all into just one show that's gonna be love this show.
It's gonna be at the same time every day, Monday through Friday.
I think, I think tentatively, it's at 7 p.m.
It could be at 6:30.
We'll tell you on Thursday, but this show, we're gonna rebuild it back up on YouTube and here.
Uh, but then I then I have a life now, kids, so I have to get up at like you know, I can't, I can't, I just can't sleep until one in the afternoon.
Like, I used to just sleep until like one, and then I would just be up to like two or three in the morning on the show, like at the studio, and I'd go home to get it at like five, and then I can't do it anymore.
And it was like that was like the Nick Ricada days.
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Remember, oh, God, yeah, and then he would be going till like 5 a.m.
Well, the issue is, is that, can we zoom in without it fucking going away?
Well, it turned out that he was killed days after the network reported on Masad Epstein links.
So he was talking about Massad and their links to Epstein, and then he was murdered.
And what I think is the truth is that what we see going on in the world, like, does Dan Bongino and Kash Patel really think that Masad is going to let them, you know, get democratically elected into office and then reveal the truth of how Masad works inside of our government and blackmails our politicians?
Do you think they're really going to let democratically appointed officials, you know, I mean, they didn't get elected.
They got appointed by a democratically elected official.
You think they're actually going to let them do anything?
When you saw their faces there, they looked nervous.
Imagine speaking to like a bunch of evangelicals and Zionists and Zionists and Jews at a conference and trying to convince them that we got to get rid of racism and get porn back on our screens.
I have a lot of like, I have a really lot of trouble with X these days.
Like, it's just always slow, and things glitch, and like, there's a lot of problems.
The app used to work so well back in the day, and now it's like spams and bots all the time.
Remember that epic, not epic saga, but remember that saga when it was just like porn as the comments?
Remember that they'd be like, those porn bots, and you'd be like, it'd be like a political video, and it'd be like a woman getting racked out by a black guy, and then like Elon Musk came out and was like, Hey, we're gonna fix this soon.
And it was like three weeks where it wasn't fixed, and you couldn't look at X in public.
Does anyone remember that?
You couldn't go on because it was just like people getting banged.
Just like some four seasons are not nicer than Hilton's.
And the reason why, five star has criteria, meaning like you have to get room service 24 hours a day, where four star, there has to be room service available, but it can be cut off at like 10 or 12.
So it has to do with like five is like similar services.
It doesn't necessarily mean luxury.
So there are more luxurious four-star hotels that could be more expensive, but the five-stars have more amenities.
That's the difference.
So a lot of people like go to a fourth seasons and think they're all the same.
Go to the four seasons in Irving, Texas.
It sucks.
Go to the four seasons here in Miami or Fort Lauderdale area right here.
It's going to be like top tier, change your life.
Go to the Ritz Carlton, Ritz-Carlton in Orlando, it'd change your life, but it doesn't have immaculate vibes.
What spaces are are for people who abuse substances or have already looked at porn too many times at night and they feel dead inside and they need some sort of like artificial community that's toxic that makes them feel better about themselves.
Spaces are a very unproductive form of communication.
And to this day, I don't understand them.
Like I get in them and it's as close to a conversational version of a circle jerk.
And I think you mentioned this too, Mendoza.
If you're in there for like an hour, people pop in and just repeat what the other people said.
They're like, you know, I have a point to make.
You know, Jews are not into institutional power.
They get kicked five minutes later, another Jew comes in.
You know, you're wrong.
Jews do not have institutional power.
And by the fourth Jew that comes in and says that you're like, this is weird.
Like, I feel like I'm having the same conversation on repeat.
Like, this is how I'm really bad at Mario Nefal invites me all the time.
And I don't say yes at all because I don't want to waste my, no, not to Mario.
I don't see there's any benefit to be going on those.
But at the same time, if I'm saying no and I'm not even like a super high-profile person because I don't really see the benefit, how many more people are probably doing the same thing?
I used to say yes to him.
Like, all right, I'll go on the space.
And then I like, after like a couple of months, I was like, why am I here?
And it would be like, it's never like, hey, even like a podcast, like people would be like, is your podcast really two hours?
And I'm like, yeah.
But then let's imagine you're like, hey, my podcast is five and a half hours.
yeah who posted that we actually have big fans Sarah will be in studio.
That was only, we're just trying to promote her channel here.
We love Sarah Stock here.
She is our Aryan queen, and she will be in studio on Monday.
Once again, we actually do love Sarah Stock.
I just realized how much older I am than our than her and Kai Schwemmer as well, who's coming on because I also told Kai Schwemmer that the new show at seven, that's when we combine everything, may have a little bit less gay humor, and he was very upset about that.
I was telling, I was still on the phone with Kai yesterday, and I told him that, you know, combining Rift Report with slightly, it'll kind of be more like slightly, maybe a little bit less gay humor without the N-word, right?
And he was very upset about that because Kai was like, you know, he's very big on the gay humor.
One thing that I learned about them is they don't show the cross in their church because it like, I guess they'll turn into flames or something like that.
The best part about that is that that Jew guy who runs an OPEN Secret just took a video that has not.
There's nothing in the video that connects me to Ale Alexander and there's a jump cut and they've all just said the name and they just, they dude, they just, they just.
They just, they just made up text like they just like took a video made up that hadn't was not said in the video.
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Well, now you can relate to that Indian guy who was being uh, interviewed in that thing, immediately inserting words to be like, no, I know, but I was like, I watched it, that's nothing.
No, because a lot of people drink because they're like somewhat like lonely inside and they don't know what to do with their brain.
Their brain's just like constantly.
Well, no, but like there's something wrong in their brain, which is why they drink to shut the voices off in the head and to like to numb themselves.
So they kind of like need distraction all the time.
And so having this on in the background makes them feel not alone for like a couple to you're not alone for a couple hours.
That's what I'm saying.
But like you're coming into like a group.
And then also because you're an ex-alcoholic, you've done some fucked up shit.
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Okay.
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And you're like, you don't know what happened in that dungeon in New York.
Anyway, so my question is: why is it that when James O'Keeffe is out and about doing his thing, he has blonde hair, but then for some reason, once he parties, he has silver hair?
Okay, so girls know because Fleck is, I'm not going to talk about anything about his personal life, but I've always known, I've always known very, no, but I've always known beautiful girls that have always liked him, right?
And there are girls, and they were always really small girls, right?
They're small girl.
Small groom, fleck a big boy.
Anyway, no one gets that reference, but I do you know that reference?
Anyone know that one?
But uh, no, but I always noticed, and I used to ask them, like, so because girls are always weird what they're into, and there's like this whole like uh side of girls that, like, like you said, with the beast name, because we got to figure out Flecka's beast name.
They look like it's like they already did, but I don't know.
They want this big beast, like they view, like, kind of like you feel like a little, like, those short, like, tiny girls.
Like, you kind of just throw her around, you kind of view it as like very feminine, but whatever.
They see this, like, big, like, strong guys, like, protect her, and like, whatever.
We're like, you know, I don't know why any girls like us.
We're gross, we're disgusting.
We smell, we have hair in weird places.
It's just, it's sick.
It's sick.
But there's like, I always noticed there's really petite girls that were like very attractive that were always really into fleckas.
And I just like think there's like this thing, this weird like uh sexual tension between like girls who can't protect themselves and are small and like big guys like that.
You ever notice big football players have tiny girlfriends?
You ever seen that on TV?
Like like football players or the girls are always like really thin and like small.
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This one says, if we don't fight for white countries to remain white, our kids will be treated like enemies in their homeland.
This is about love and compassion for our families.
We must fight because, not because we hate, but out of love.
It's the most Christian thing we can do as parents.
You know, I get really tired of seeing Joe Barry and Seth Dylan's tweets about Christianity, which is like it's like the evangelical.
So I've been mistakenly referencing evangelicalism as Protestantism on the show.
My bad.
I feel like evangelical Christianity is like the final form transformer of Protestantism, right?
So like the reformers really did respect the church still and the apostolic, you know, continuation.
But the modern evangelicalism is like, you know, I saw this funny Catholic meme that was like, you know, evangelicals be like, I just don't like your worship of Mary.
It just makes me uncomfortable.
And it'll be like, meanwhile, evangelical churches form of worship.
And then it's like cuts like a pastor coming out on a roller coaster, you know, like on the stage, which we showed on the show.
And it's like, touche.
Maybe we all get some things a little bit wrong.
Maybe we all, maybe we all have some, or maybe we're all off a little bit.
But, you know, I can deal with some weird stuff that's still about veneration than to like think that riding roller coasters in church, you know, is a comfortable thing.
And I'm by no means some like, you know, extremely virtuous, perfect person.
I know it's hard to believe with the way that this show's run.
However, mistakes have been made in my life.
Hard to believe, but they have.
I will say this: I have really come to respect the liturgy in the Catholic Church.
I know you do Orthodox, but I am, I, we live in a world of disorder and chaos.
And somehow stepping foot into the cathedral and seeing the, you know, many, centuries old, some say millennial old worship of God in such a ordered and uniform way is somewhat beautiful and so much, so much tantalizing because everything is so individualistic today.
I mean, I saw, like, I mean, I've seen movies and it's like people don't even stop talking during movies now.
People don't have any respect or any veneration for anything in society.
And to see that the church still stands true and to see like every week you go there and it's not like one day some woman has her shirt off, you know, showing tits for Christ or whatever.
That's where it's coming.
I'm not joking.
It's going there.
I do think that the isn't she the one always posting verses?
Like, I love being, remember, she posted the other day.
Love being in Israel because it makes me understand what it means to be a Christian.
Well yeah, because like they would just show crimes all day of black people, like beating the shit out of Asians, and then if you'd comment like man, seems like it might be, black people are the problem they would block anyone who would like make a connection like you're like.
Well, why are you showing these videos?
If you don't want an obvious noticing, if you don't want the noticers to notice, why are you showing us these things?
They need to.
They need to ban X.
It's the noticing is out of the control.
They need it.
They they're gonna have to ban X if they want to get control of the situation.
I believe that they're gonna have to.
They're gonna have to ban it because this is like too many people notice.
Like there was a post that said this, were they getting attacked because they were like getting blamed for the covet stuff, or were they just randomly attacking Chinese people again?
No, in LA it's common that they all do this because the Asians own shops in years, though no no, it's still happening every day.
You can look it up, it's just in LA.
It's literally just in LA and San Francisco.
There's nowhere else.
It's happening Sacramento too, but not as much, and it's just that Asians have shops inside of black areas and blacks are of low impulse control and just like randomly violent and they literally just walk up and just beat the shit out of.
They like to just just attack and hurt Asians.
It's like it's like a thing like they do that to Jews too.
Blacks do that's in New York.
They just attack Jews out of the middle of nowhere and and everyone talks about anti-you know they're not all bad.
They never do like the synagogue shootings, do they?
That's always like that's the CIA.
Yeah right, that's somebody else, but it's never.
It would be crazy if you saw a black guy doing a synagogue shooting like a black Hebrew Israelite seems kind of down there uh, down there alley we, the real Jews you know what I mean like yeah, you guys are the fake ones we, the real Jews.
who's that guy the black ah damn no kun the black guy yacoub no he's like the dread guy that's uh he's big on twitter no people i thought he was a black hebrew is like black and dredge they think dumb it's funny Yeah.
Of like this guy was like beating the shit out of her.
This is a national story.
Like this is like this on the news and stuff.
So I'm like, no one follows this, but like, it's like actually a big controversy because it involves all the big brands like McDonald's and sponsorships polling.
And like, this is like a adpocalypse in TikTok, whether or not like, you know, they should be sponsoring influencers because what's their ethics?
There's a whole nother, it's like a whole bunch of another girl's getting accused of this other big TikTok girl with 14 million followers is found to have a sexual relationship with a 13 year old when she was 19 right now.
It's this big thing going on.
It's all criminal stuff.
So the guy goes to.
The guy goes to, he's going to prison or to jail because there was a wedding accusation.
No, well, so then the guy basically, like when he was going into hiding during all these accusations, went to James Charles.
He's with this really pretty girl named Kayla.
And then he goes to James Charles and they start sleeping together, you know, start having sex.
It's like to get to get free rent at James Charles' place.
So like he starts, this is not a joke.
So James starts like protecting the abuser for like to have like to have sex with a straight guy, which I don't know how that makes sense.
That's what the rumors are, you know?
You know, when you're straight and you have sex with guys because, but you need the protection.
Well, all I was going to say was, is that I've actually thought, because I'm going to be doing a show every day, that I'm probably going to have to track some of this stuff that's going on and probably track it on the new show because it's actually ongoing and interesting.
It does well for candidates talking about that kind of stuff.
It does well for clips, you know what I mean?
It does well for YouTube clips talking about like the Kayla James Charles stuff and like what's really going on.
And I find it to be really interesting what's kind of going on because I'm so detached from it.
And it's like, I'm over here trying to figure out how to get my, get Jews to rent to me in Boca Breton.
You know, like, I'm trying to figure out how to get a Jew to stop telling me I can't live in their house, you know?
And then I'm finding out that James Charles is in a 45th scandal.
And this time he's like sleeping with a woman abuser.
It's pretty crazy.
Anyway, James Charles is what most of our audience is into, too.
And everyone defending them, like, it's a trauma cope.
It's like, no, I've seen fucked up shit.
I've seen, I've seen people die.
And I was like, ha ha, oh, I'm like, oh, shit.
It's like, well, it's very normal to watch people die and laugh.
I don't think so, actually.
How many everyone says that?
Like, how many people have you been around that have died?
Like, you've been around a bunch of traumatic experiences where everyone starts laughing at people dying.
I always noticed something with fucked up is that in movies, it's always really made me feel uncomfortable that there's so many videos of people dying on Instagram.
I don't want to sound like James Lindsay, but I don't like watching people die.
And I used to be on live leaks only.
Was anyone in here one of the people kids that would show kids?
Would show me people getting like skinned and like beheaded with chainsaws in the middle.
Or like those like porn ads where the girls are like, like, like they turn around and then they like, they like drop down and they're like kind of twerking.
And like at first, like it'll be like a swimsuit that's on them and then they have nothing on.
How are they fully naked and they just paint, like they just paint like a fake like yellow paint over their boobs and their vagina.
You can see the meat hanging out like the RB sandwich on full display.
And they're there like, there's like, if I'm not joking, this is like the stuff that's there.
And it's just, you're looking at a meme of minions.
And then the next one is a woman's boob painted as a minion and that's it.
She's just naked with one boob paint as a minion.
You're like, that doesn't make any sense how that got suggested next.
And then it's like, yeah, then it's like James Charles being accused of being an abuser.
And you're like, what is this algorithm?
And then Indians dying and run over.
Honestly, I can't be the only guy who, when your wife or your girl looks at your For You page, when like they're showing them videos, they're like mind-blown and confused on how that's your videos because you go to their page and it's like, you know, cooking and like ballering of these tips.
Yeah.
And then mine, it's like three Indians dying and that's just the first video.
We're talking about subhuman people dying on train tracks.
Damn it.
This is very important.
We're talking about RB sandwiches between the legs and minion breasts.
We're talking about a serious cultural revolution where Mark Zuckerberg went, you know what?
You're tired of censorship.
Why don't you watch people?
I wonder if that's what he did.
He went, you know what?
Fuck you guys.
You don't want me censoring your conservative shit?
You don't want me censoring anything?
I'm going to show you what the internet will look like without censorship.
And then it's just like porn and death.
Porn and it's naked women and death and child exploitation.
You know?
Maybe, maybe the Jews were right to censor us.
Maybe, maybe we can't handle it.
Maybe this isn't real.
Maybe we're not even, maybe the For You page is the real world and we're living the simulation.
The 4U page is trying to tell us what's really going on in the world and it's trying to make us aware of how the world really is.
This is what women are.
This is what women are and what they want.
They want to be naked and they want attention.
And Indians want to die by trains and the world is sick and demented and you're living in a dark, dark place and you can close your eyes and live in your suburbs and drive your fancy cars and live around Jews in a gated neighborhood.
But maybe in the real world, it's full of shitty people, fucking retarded, dysgenic, you know, mongrels and brown people who can't get their shit together.
What if it's trying to feed us the truth?
What if the AI is telling us that we're living in the simulation and that the truth is there for you page?
Dude, I love the ones too where it's like when you went too hard again and he's like in the back of the Uber like shaking and you hear the birds chirp.
It's like in the back.
When you go home in the actually the other day, I got home at like two and the birds were already chirping.
I literally yelled at it.
I said, shut the fuck up.
It's not that late.
Don't do this.
It's only two o'clock.
You gotta start chirping, making me feel like I'm getting home at 6 a.m. or something.
That's when it's bad.
When you get home past like 3:30, you've made a mistake.
Luckily, I've never done that.
So that's good.
But no, I was actually at your house smoking a cigar and I got home.
That was late.
I got home like 2:30 or something.
And the problem was, you know what's crazy?
I told the black guy in the Uber, I go, I go, hey, can you take me to the Millers in Boca Verton?
He goes, which one?
I go, the one in East Boca.
Bro takes me to like the furthest Millers in West Boca and like tries to drop me off.
I feel like part of the gender fluidity thing was to make people think that there's racial fluidity too.
Like that you can become an Irishman.
It's like, yeah, you know, he's just a typical Irishman.
Like, that is literally not an Irishman.
Even the arguments for like, you know, Canada or the United States or Australia, that's like, you know, they make those arguments like, well, you know, anyone can be that because it's just like a new colony.
It's like, Irish is like literally an ethnic group.
Like, like, it's like they try to argue about the newer colonies not being their own ethnic group.
They're a mix of other ethnic groups.
Like, they'll use the argument against Australia being white, saying, no, Australia is built up of Irish and Greek.
And they'll literally use the other ethnic groups to like say that, you know, Australians are not white because it's made up of other ethnic groups.
So everyone else can become Australia too.
Then you go back to the ethnic groups and they go, yeah, anyone can be an Irish.
You know, that doesn't make sense.
You literally, that's a double negative.
You just said you can, you just use Irish as a distinct group of like people that made up Australia to mean that Australians are not just white.
But then when you go to ask you who's an Irishman, it's now a black guy.
So it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
How about you get out of my country?
Nobody wants you here.
Please, thank you.
I'm serious.
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I don't know anybody who wants more black people in their country.
