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May 23, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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FALSE FLAG? Will M*rders Outside Embassy Drag Us Into WAR With Iran? | Nightly Offensive

Right as negotiations are falling apart with Iran, wouldn’t you know it - a pro-Palestine EXTREMIST kills someone outside of the Israeli embassy while screaming “Free Palestine”. Is this too convenient - an act that will allow the media to pose opposition to Israel as “terrorism”.. Or was this a generally unhinged leftist who decided to take matters into his own hands?Show more We discuss all this and more back here again on Thursday for another episode of NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE on RIFT TV! __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ NUTRONICS LABS: USE PROMOCODE: ELIJAH | https://www.elijahigf1.com ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/elijah and use promocode ELIJAH for 10% OFF! ➤ PARASITE CLEANSE: What if I told you - there is a hostile alien species that controls your appetite, emotions, sleep and focus - destroying your body from the inside out. PURGE SUDDENLY - Remove the parasites today! https://www.purgestore.com/ - Promocode ELIJAH for 10% OFF! ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer ___ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] Show less

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earl gray
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elijah schaffer
01:23:33
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michael hennessey
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michael mendoza
09:42
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tower gang toad
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benjamin netanyahu
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david muir
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elijah schaffer
What appears to be a shooting in Washington, D.C., where two diplomats, Israeli diplomats, actually, who just met with Lee Zelda and others in the United States government, were shot and killed in front of a Jewish museum at some sort of a gala.
Now, the individual, a suspect who has now been named, allegedly yelled, Free Palestine as he was being arrested.
Now, in response to these killings, Netanyahu said, We're going to kill just as many children as we were already going to kill, but now we have an excuse.
That's not what he said.
It's not what he said.
He said, He actually said, Free Palestine is now the new Hail Hitler.
To which Kanye West responded and said, Then I'm changing my song from HH to FPFP.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We have a great show for you tonight.
It's approximately 8: something p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
unidentified
Start tonight
elijah schaffer
by saying I double give my heart out to you guys.
Double give it out.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We have a great show.
We're talking about the assassinations plus the insane response to it.
On top of that, there's been quite a few interesting developments in the news.
To introduce my guests on the show tonight, by the way, this is actually kind of a sad night.
This is kind of our last episode of Slightly Offensive, possibly ever.
I don't actually, it might actually be the last episode ever of the show.
It's actually not a joke.
So, uh, Elle's in the chat for last night.
I'll explain why that's the case later.
But I think the show is actually technically over, but you'll have to understand and stay through the show.
Yeah, well, we've then canceled.
It's not actually a joke.
Uh, so you might want to stick around if you enjoyed the show.
It's unfortunate, but we're being canceled.
This is not even a joke, actually.
Uh, joining me for the last show ever, co-host tonight, editor-in-chief of RiftTV.com, Earl Gray, the maker of the tea black tea, which is odd because we also have Michael Hennessy tonight, who also made gin.
earl gray
You made gin?
michael hennessey
It's a cardiac, Hennessy, yeah.
earl gray
Okay, um, oh, happy to be here, happy to be sitting across three men that made gin, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's really good to hear.
Uh, by the way, I don't know why his shot, like, why does he have so much table in his shot?
unidentified
Go back to that?
elijah schaffer
Let's see, like, his shot's like 80%.
earl gray
I think his camera, his camera fell more table than faith.
I like that, actually.
elijah schaffer
His camera fell during the intro.
That's pretty nice.
I'll have to fill this in.
michael hennessey
It was the dance moves.
It kind of like knocked it down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know what happened there.
Speaking of that, Michael Hennessy of Snowflake underscore news.
unidentified
Welcome back.
elijah schaffer
How are you doing?
michael hennessey
Doing good, man.
Happy to be here for the last show, unfortunately.
But yeah, happy to be here.
earl gray
Drinking those snowflake tears.
michael hennessey
Drinking them up.
I actually got a cup of it right here.
So we're doing good.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
unidentified
It is.
earl gray
It tastes so good.
unidentified
It does.
elijah schaffer
He does taste good.
michael hennessey
Cry more.
elijah schaffer
I see in the back, Michael Mendoza of the MendozaReport.com.
How's it going?
Have you released it yet?
michael mendoza
Yes, it has been released.
You can go to mendozareport.org.cu.r-u on the Russian server.
michael hennessey
R-A-P-E.
michael mendoza
Yeah, dot R-A-P-E.
But that's only when Joey's around.
And that's actually the special Joey section where you can see the eight-on-one gangbang of Joey.
Go check it out.
earl gray
Unfiltered pictures of Joey.
Yeah, right, exactly.
An album of Joey Naked.
elijah schaffer
You know, what's crazy is I was talking to this girl the other day that serves me quite often, and she was saying how she might be a little too old for OnlyFans.
And I had said, oh, that's interesting.
Well, maybe your parents will be proud you're not selling your butthole for $3.99.
To which her response was, well, it wouldn't be $3.99.
So I was expecting a different response.
Like, oh, I wouldn't do that.
michael hennessey
Or like, hey, she's more of a $4.
Is that what she was trying to tell you?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was like $4.25, $4.20.
Ladies and gentlemen, can we get some horns for $420, please?
Selling your buttole for $420.
All right.
Welcome back, guys.
We have a great show for you today.
Let's talk about the topic for today.
So there was a shooting that happened.
Two Israeli embassy staff who were killed.
And the guy who did the attack, oddly enough, let's talk about the weirdness of it.
We all know what happened.
We all know there was a murder, but there's a lot of oddities to this.
And before we even talk about the oddities, I'd like to give a word of nice commentary from none other than the Daily Wire, who have this to say to anyone who's questioning the official narrative on this attack.
Ian Hayworth said this.
Previous Daily Wire employees said, If you're calling the murder of two innocent Jewish or Jews in Washington, D.C. by a radical leftist screaming free Palestine a false flag orchestrated to drag us into a war with Iran, I'm trying to say, by Israel, I have one thing to say.
Fuck you.
michael hennessey
Tough guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, tough guy.
I don't Can we commission that?
Everyone else, hold up.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Put it in the middle of the screen.
Yeah, so he said that.
So the reason why he said that is because I had a viral tweet saying this might be a false flag.
It did quite a few views.
And I was saying that because just yesterday, before this happened, Israel was moving all of its major munitions into underground and off-site camps.
I don't know what that means.
That's the report I saw from the BBC because they're expecting to have an all-out aerial and ground assault on the nuclear facilities in Iran, which the United States does not back.
They're expecting retaliation.
And about 24 hours before this, Netanyahu said if there was only something we could do to garner or gain Western and U.S. support for this invasion of Iran, and then within 24 hours, two diplomats in front of a museum, by the way, reminding you that the report was the killer was pacing back and forth for like an hour, right?
So you have like you're in a heightened era of anti-Semitism in one of the most violent cities in America, Washington, D.C., with this sketchy guy walking back and forth, like pacing in front of a Jewish museum.
Yeah, at a major gala of Jews.
He's a Palestinian-looking guy.
No one did anything.
And then he executed two Jews.
earl gray
Palestinian-looking Mexican.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This guy?
earl gray
Yeah, but it's like, you know, when you're about to ask a pretty girl out, times 100.
unidentified
Because you're about to kill two people.
earl gray
So it's like you off, you know, you're like, knock on the door and you don't need to give her a good night kiss.
You're like, back at times 100.
We've all been there.
Because you're about to kill two people and go to jail forever.
elijah schaffer
Dude, imagine the nerves.
Like, you know, basically, imagine the nerve of that person, but imagine that nerves.
You're like, dude, I'm about to execute two Jews at a museum.
earl gray
Oh, you've never done that before?
elijah schaffer
Not yet.
But I, but I'm saying, you know, they say they say third times the charm.
But no, no, but I, but jokes aside, um, that's got to be diabolical.
Like, the guy, the guy dressed up in a suit, by the way.
earl gray
So Kinda profile.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, that's kind of crazy, right?
Double chin.
I have two chins, two, two, two heads on a.
earl gray
Is that the guy that did it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
earl gray
Who did I see?
I saw like a Mexican guy.
elijah schaffer
That's a Palestinian-looking guy.
earl gray
Oh, the Palestinian did it to an Israeli, two Israelis.
elijah schaffer
No, I don't know if Palestine.
earl gray
No, that's a Mexican.
michael mendoza
He looks.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he looks more Spanish.
michael mendoza
Two Jews.
elijah schaffer
Which is kind of weird.
I noticed that.
earl gray
Did Mexico stay out of it?
You have nothing to do with it.
elijah schaffer
So what did a Mexican dog?
michael mendoza
Mexico has a Jewish president.
elijah schaffer
They do.
michael hennessey
That is true.
earl gray
All right.
elijah schaffer
Mexico does have a Jewish president.
michael hennessey
She loves the cartel.
elijah schaffer
You know what's weird?
You know what's weird?
You know who has a Jewish president too?
Ukraine.
And so does also Israel.
michael mendoza
Oh, whoa, that's wow.
elijah schaffer
But they're also Polish.
michael mendoza
You heard it here first.
earl gray
It'd be funny if Israel had an American condition.
Or like a Somalian president.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
elijah schaffer
He's like, hey, just some Somalian guy.
Well, I thought it was weird that, like, you know, and we know that the three main countries that the U.S. is involved in like secret ops with in terms of like the drug trade are Mexico, Ukraine, Somalia, and Israel.
Yeah.
So there's three countries the U.S. is involved in in a trifecta of illegal trade activity, drug smuggling, and it's them.
Of course, obviously there's Afghanistan and Iraq too, but we just blew them up.
So like that's different, right?
We just like destroyed their entire society.
earl gray
Killed every single person that was there.
elijah schaffer
We killed a million people.
We killed a million mud hut people.
earl gray
Yeah, over a million women and children, huh?
elijah schaffer
That's what I heard.
earl gray
Did you guys win?
michael mendoza
Nothing about that.
Wait a second.
elijah schaffer
Did we win?
It's a coalition fight.
You guys are there too.
Australia's still in Afghanistan.
earl gray
Ah, you got dragged.
We sent some guys over there with hatchets to hack people to death, and then we tried them for war crimes.
But that was it.
That actually was just training.
elijah schaffer
That was not a joke.
earl gray
Yeah, that's not a hitch.
elijah schaffer
I need to fix this.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I was just about to do that because he's just like, wait.
earl gray
That was training for our SAS, but they're back.
They're good.
unidentified
Okay.
earl gray
But we're just doing that for fun.
I think that's just for training.
michael hennessey
But you guys, hatchet training.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
So did you win or lose?
michael hennessey
We kind of got dragged into it from our greatest ally, as you can say.
Yeah.
earl gray
Yeah.
Everyone got addicted to opium.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Did I fix it?
earl gray
Is that bad?
michael mendoza
Wait, I'll fix it in V-Mix.
I'll fix it in VMX.
Oh, wait, watching.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
So that's what happened.
Now, you know, when you go down to this, so the shooter had a manifesto.
This is the only show fucked up enough to be laughing about this, so it is a very serious thing.
michael hennessey
I mean, it's sad.
When you think of anybody losing their life, we don't want anybody to lose their life.
earl gray
So that is funny.
michael hennessey
That's not that part's not funny at all.
michael mendoza
But why are you smiling?
earl gray
If it's not funny, Mike, why are you laughing?
elijah schaffer
You know, now that they flew into the Twin Towers, the Americans will understand what we've been going through.
michael hennessey
You know what I mean?
Like the interview, yeah, yeah.
Or they start dancing.
That happened as well.
earl gray
It is kind of strange that two of the same, they were colleagues, right?
Like, I guess working in the same spot.
michael hennessey
I'm not sure.
michael mendoza
Wait, who?
earl gray
At the people who lost them.
michael mendoza
No, they were engaged.
michael hennessey
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
So, but they were, weren't they colleagues?
Like, they were working for the embassy or something?
michael mendoza
Maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
earl gray
So they worked at the same place and then they're at a museum, a Jewish museum.
What, on their lunch break or something?
elijah schaffer
No, it was a gala.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it was a gala gay.
elijah schaffer
There was a gala going on there where they were fundraising for other Jewish people to raise money for a Jewish cause.
And this guy apparently, this is what's kind of crazy.
So there's got to be more to the story because he didn't kill random Jews.
He killed Israeli diplomats, right?
So these are actually, I mean, it's not uncommon if you're going to target Jews that maybe you'd hit a diplomat in DC.
That makes sense because, you know, DC is not the most Jewish area.
When someone's Jewish in DC, they're probably diplomatic.
Like they're not just Jewish, right?
All the Jews live in New York.
They live in LA.
They live in Florida.
But DC is not like a highly Jewish neighborhood, from what I understand.
If you're living in anyone who's ethnic in DC other than black is usually diplomatically related.
That's honestly true.
Except some Central and South America.
earl gray
So he are.
He hit two Israeli diplomats back.
michael mendoza
Were they husband and wife or just Israel?
They were going to get married.
elijah schaffer
They were engaged next week, I heard.
michael hennessey
So he was like waiting for them to.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
michael hennessey
Is that so that's why it wasn't out?
elijah schaffer
But that's what I'm saying.
Is what's weird about this is that this is obviously very targeted.
So when I said, hey, just remember, Israel would be willing to kill its own people to try to garner American influence.
Someone said, well, that's really evil.
Like, well, if you remember on October 7th, the burned cars, right?
That's very famous, all those burned cars that were there.
Now, the Hamas doesn't have any weaponry that can do that.
They can incinerate cars.
They don't have helicopters, massive artillery.
They don't have these types of weapons.
And we know from the original report that came out from Grey Zone, I think that was, that all of the cars that were burned were from the Apache helicopters.
We got the original recordings that they were just indiscriminately blowing up their own people at the music festival.
And that a lot of the homes, the kibbutz that were destroyed, were from their own tanks destroying the kibbutz.
And, you know, they try to say that the Hamas were putting babies in ovens, all this kind of stuff.
You smashing their what did they say?
One, I saw one that they cut a baby's head off with dental floss, you know, things like that, where you're like, like, it's, it's got, it got, it got really crazy.
earl gray
It's like a spy movie, right?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But the majority of Israelis were actually killed by Israel, according to the reports I've seen from the UN and whatnot, that the majority of Israelis were killed by Israel.
So I also mentioned 9-11, too, to not put the only blame on them.
You know, look at Epstein.
We don't have information on 9-11.
We don't have the information on Epstein.
There's a lot of very false, flaggy attacks, but Ian Hayworth has an example for all of us.
I'd like to bring that back up for a second.
There it is.
If you question anything, fuck you.
Because Jews died.
And my question to you guys, though, is: is this a false flag or is this really just like honestly anti-Semitic handling?
michael hennessey
I mean, the next thing you're probably going to hear, who knows?
But maybe they're going to be like Free Palestine as like a form of some kind of anti-Semic attack, like almost like Hale Hitler.
elijah schaffer
What?
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm just stupid.
michael hennessey
I'm just reaching out there.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, Mike.
I can see it getting to that point.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
I can't even get my messages to load.
X works so poorly on computers.
It's like insane.
earl gray
But it is.
elijah schaffer
What is this?
You can't even see my messages.
michael mendoza
Oh, I can't.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no, don't bring it up.
michael mendoza
No, I know that.
I'm looking at my end.
earl gray
You can't get it right.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, Twitter was getting like hit.
earl gray
Twitter's down.
Nobody can read that message on Twitter.
unidentified
Sarah Brilliant.
earl gray
It's been down all day.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
earl gray
We're getting it.
michael mendoza
Well, it's because Sarah Stock dropped a video today.
michael hennessey
She broke Sarah Starner.
elijah schaffer
She broke the new video.
Check this out.
This actually just happened just today.
So Netanyahu came out after this and said this.
earl gray
What did you mean by that?
benjamin netanyahu
Free Palestine is just today's version of Heil Hitler.
michael hennessey
Who's seen that coming?
unidentified
What?
michael hennessey
Who's seen that coming?
michael mendoza
Wait, so I'm just witchlight.
You dropped a new song?
Let me look.
Let me look at the first time.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my ninjas Be Luck, Free Palestine.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I gave my Palestinian head.
Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue as well, unfortunately.
elijah schaffer
I think like Free Pally.
michael mendoza
Free Pally.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
That'd be good.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my Ninjas Be like Pally.
unidentified
Yeah, hell yeah.
michael hennessey
They got a ring to it.
elijah schaffer
Well, some beepers were ringing recently in Palestine and didn't end very well for them.
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unidentified
Oh, yeah.
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I want to play this one more time.
unidentified
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
benjamin netanyahu
Free Palestine is just today's version of Heil Hitler.
michael hennessey
You know how they do like remake songs?
We need to get that with the B and start mixing it up.
michael mendoza
Hail Hitler.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's okay.
But what's kind of crazy is, look, this is why, this is why, like, someone used to make an accusation against me and I would just say, they raped me or something.
Like, people say, why would you say that about them?
I go, it's the internet.
You just make stuff up.
People go on the internet and just like make up lies.
Netanyahu just woke up today and just said, Free Palestine is now Hail Hitler.
Now, if enough publications agree with him, we'll find it in the AP rule book very soon.
It'll come into the handbook for humanities and arts in the universities.
And all of a sudden, you'll get a B or a C grade on an English paper for using the phrase free Palestine without condemning it because it's considered a derogatory slur.
And I'm telling you, this is how serious it is.
Free Palestine will become a censored word.
Like on X, very soon.
If you say free Palestine, you'll have to censor it.
michael mendoza
I'm pretty sure it's banned on TikTok.
elijah schaffer
TikTok, yes, but not on X.
It's on X.
michael mendoza
I mean, well, you know, a lot of stuff can slide on X. Once they start cracking down on X, then we should all just move to Hungary or something because it's pretty much over at that point.
earl gray
Yeah.
That's kind of the end.
michael mendoza
Hungry.
elijah schaffer
I'm hungry.
I'm thirsty.
Thank you.
All right.
Okay.
earl gray
I would pick that country, though, out of all of them, Mike.
michael hennessey
Yeah, why are we going to Hungary?
unidentified
Because you know where we need to go.
Go to Hungary.
michael mendoza
Well, Victor Orban is like...
earl gray
He's best.
michael mendoza
Kind of.
I mean, he's probably one of the better ones, but none of them are perfect after all.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
michael mendoza
You know, he's probably super corrupt.
earl gray
I like the guy, but he's probably super corrupt.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
earl gray
Yeah, they were like showing like drawing footage of his house, and it's like this huge mansion in the middle of the sky.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
michael mendoza
I mean, that may be like you get that regular salary.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, imagine if like what if like our president lived in like a $770 million home 20 minutes north of here, the most expensive real estate in the entire country.
Isn't that weird?
The most expensive real estate in the whole country is like 20 minutes north of here.
michael mendoza
I know, yeah.
elijah schaffer
The whole nation of the biggest country and economy in the world.
The expensive land is right here.
earl gray
Yeah, well, it's on the beach.
elijah schaffer
There's lots of homes on the beach.
Have you ever been to Deerfield?
There's a lot of homes on the beach that aren't worth a lot of money.
earl gray
Well, I mean, it depends on the beach and the weather and all that kind of stuff.
elijah schaffer
Right here, you can get a home for like $2 million down here on the beach, which is like not a lot of money on the beach in Deerfield.
michael hennessey
You can.
elijah schaffer
$2, $3 million.
You go up there, it's like minimum $250.
20 minutes north, 250.
I don't get it because it's on its own island.
That's why it's an island.
Well, it's a peninsula.
Well, is it a peninsula?
That's an island.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
It's an island.
Sure.
Anyway, that being said, some interesting things that I want to point out here.
Let's talk about some anomalies.
michael hennessey
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Anomaly.
Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad.
unidentified
Anomaly.
elijah schaffer
So according to Ridvan Ayadimir, the two diplomats murdered in Washington, D.C. were both Messianic Jews.
They were Christians who were planning to get married.
Jaron Lachinsky and Sarah Milgram.
May their memory be eternal.
So to back up why I said that Israel might have killed their own people, if Israel were to choose two Jews to sacrifice, I imagine they would choose Rabbonic Jews, people who believed in Jesus.
Because Israel wants to kill Jesus believers.
That's why people say, like, if they're against Tamas, why are they killing Palestinians, Christians?
Israel hates Christians and they want to kill them.
But the tourism's too good.
So everyone's like, oh, well, you know, Israel loves Christians.
It's like, well, the tourism money is good.
Like, you think Jamaicans like white people?
No.
But the tourism's damn good.
michael hennessey
Make that money.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, no, I'm not joking.
michael hennessey
It's not like they have a book against Jesus or say he's burning somewhere or stuff.
No.
That's all.
elijah schaffer
That would be a suspect.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
They don't like Christians because we eat leavened bread and it bloats them and Jews like to stay thin.
michael hennessey
That's why.
elijah schaffer
Especially when it comes to carving their noses.
They like to make them as thin as possible.
You know what I mean?
It's a lot of money and work to get those things thin.
Isn't it weird?
Do they take the bump off their noses and put them into their breasts?
earl gray
No, you're going to shave it down.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't hear what you said.
I thought you're talking about the ridge on the nose.
Is that what you're talking about?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they completely remodel their noses.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
And change the last name.
elijah schaffer
I met an Italian guy at the gym the other day.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
Do tell.
michael hennessey
Do tell more.
Is that the end of the story?
elijah schaffer
He works in finance.
unidentified
Okay.
michael hennessey
Oh.
earl gray
You said this the other night.
elijah schaffer
No, that's what I'm saying.
michael hennessey
I mean, the Italians do run the bank.
earl gray
That's the story.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying, man.
earl gray
I know, but you said that.
elijah schaffer
He said people tell their name.
Change their name.
I'm saying, yeah, I'm an Italian man at the gym the other day.
michael mendoza
By the way, I love when we're on the front page because we got some stragglers that are coming into our chat.
I don't know if I should read them and talk about it, but it's just kind of funny.
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's go.
So what's his name?
EO Strander says Soros is a straight Nazi kid.
He ain't a Jew.
And then he goes.
Someone else goes, Soros was a literal Nazi.
He was one of Hitler's Sandra Commandos from Havara.
You can find a pic of him in uniform.
Well, technically, that's true, but sounds like Harrison Ford.
earl gray
You know, it's like Indiana Jones.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
earl gray
Nope.
unidentified
All right.
michael hennessey
No, he lost me on that one, bud.
earl gray
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
So, by the way, someone said, kind of weird to get killed outside the Jewish Museum that closed six hours before the shooting.
But I also say to debunk this quote by Adam and Permabula is that apparently there was a gala going on.
michael mendoza
Which is believable.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which I do believe that it's DC.
But one of the things I want to say is, listen to this.
So remember how, like, Ian Hayworth says that, you know, fuck you to me for putting a tweet out.
It happened like in four minutes.
I was up last night.
I went on a date with my wife.
Went to a nice in Del Rey, Bourbon Street steakhouse on our date night.
By the way, check it out.
Very, very nice.
Not too expensive, but really, really good New York strip.
And I'm enjoying myself.
And, you know, I don't want to think about Israel.
I don't want to talk about Israel.
And I get home and what?
Jews are in the news.
Why would they make Jews rhyme with news if they didn't want the Jews to be in the news?
It's like Jews in shoes in the news getting Palestinian booze.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
That's actually part of the new song, the Free Palestine song.
That was part of the route.
elijah schaffer
No, but no, people are saying, like, why are you calling this a false flag?
Well, like, to be serious here, it's like, well, Mossad did go on 60 Minutes several months ago and just say that they've been creating a pretend world and they will literally do anything anywhere at any point to accomplish their goals.
Yeah, look at this.
unidentified
How did you convince Hezbollah to buy this?
Well, obviously, they didn't know that they were buying it from Israel.
Who did they buy it from?
Or I think they were buying it from.
We have an incredible array of possibilities of creating foreign companies that have no way being traced back to Israel.
Shell companies over shell companies who affect the supply chain to our favor.
We create a pretend world.
We are a global production company.
We write the screenplay.
We're the directors.
We're the producers.
We're the main actors.
The world is our stage.
elijah schaffer
This is one of the directors of Mossad who did an interview with American CBS 60 Minutes.
This is a weird porno.
michael hennessey
It's a new Marvel.
elijah schaffer
Everyone's like, what do you mean the Jews control the world?
Then the literal director, like deputy director of Mossad comes on and goes, you know, we write the whole screenplay of the world.
It's a pretend world.
We do everything.
We do whatever we want.
And everything's fake and we're in control of it.
earl gray
The world is our stage.
Yeah, literally.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Literally, but it's like, it's like, yeah.
And then you have, it's like high school music when they come out like, the world is on stage.
And then you blow up your beeper in your pocket.
But it's like, hey, what do you mean the Jews control the world?
You're like, I didn't say that, actually, because I would never say that because that's crazy.
But there was a Jewish intelligence officer who just went on the news and said, we literally control the world and do whatever we want.
So that is suspicious.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It is, it's suspicious that the most powerful Jewish intelligence agency said they control the whole world on air.
They said that.
They said that on the 60s interview.
earl gray
Do they have like public figures from the Mossad that speak?
Why is he wearing a bell clava?
elijah schaffer
Because they have, because they don't, no, no one knows who really dude, dude.
earl gray
They don't have like a director that that speaks on behalf of the whole agency.
elijah schaffer
No, this was the people behind the beeper incident.
So this is like the whole like the whole thing.
earl gray
This is just a random agent.
unidentified
No, that's a computer.
michael mendoza
That was Samuel L. Heidstein from the Masad.
earl gray
Nice.
Drag that one out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What do you mean that Masad works a CIA to manipulate the world events?
You know, I watched this video.
I saved it of a Chinese guy.
Like, everyone was accusing me of taking money from China, Qatar.
Okay.
michael hennessey
Which we would.
unidentified
I'm getting money from Burundi.
elijah schaffer
You know?
That's where I mean.
That's just like the whole time I've been getting money from Burundi.
No, but like what's weird about this is that, you know, having worked in China and also I get a lot of Chinese videos suggested on TikTok because TikTok's Chinese.
And this one guy was saying like, you know, what's funny is that a lot of people think that, you know, China's the worst country because they have less money, right, per month per person.
But you don't ask about quality of life.
So like the middle class of China, which is people who have savings that they consider the middle class, by the way, savings with enough to not work for two years and still live the same lifestyle.
There are more people in China that have that ability than there are people that live in the United States.
michael hennessey
I'm poor as hell.
I can't even last three days working here.
Yeah, I'm done.
elijah schaffer
It's actually true.
michael hennessey
Oh, you like the shirt?
earl gray
I just, I literally just noticed that.
Yeah, when was that?
michael hennessey
It's Deport Mendoza.
And then at the bottom, it says, release the Mendoza report.
michael mendoza
Didn't who's the guy who Photoshops everything in the chat?
Didn't he drop one with the Mendoza?
Yeah, the Doomsday Cracker Gate.
He has the one with the Mendoza report being released.
I don't know if you remember.
michael hennessey
Oh, I don't know.
I put the shirt.
I figured the last episode we had to be, you know, finally, we need to get this Mendoza report.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Just to say this last two, by the way, EO Strander also said the British royals own the Jewish state of sandpiles.
earl gray
It is true.
michael mendoza
Wait, is Jack Cruz in the chat?
unidentified
Imagine that EO Strander is Jack Cruz in the chat.
elijah schaffer
It could be actually, honestly.
michael mendoza
Actually, yeah, probably, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But one of the things.
One of the things I wanted to point out here about this is that, you know, CBS is a CIA op.
I want to play a video here when I'm seeing, like the United States mainstream media are actually legitimately like members of the global cabal or, as I call them the, the intelligence State, and people are saying, what do you mean by that like?
What do you mean that they're a part of the intelligence community?
Well, just today, we'll talk about this right now.
Swap here, um Trump yesterday actually, Trump uh interviewed the uh president of South Africa about this alleged genocide of white people and you know he ends up it's the greatest clip we'll ever play.
He wheels a tv into the White House with videos of his own government talking about killing the, the mower, killing white people, and instead of our media backing up Trump and going yeah, look the.
unidentified
The guy asked, what evidence do you have of us trying to kill the white men?
elijah schaffer
And Trump goes, i'll bring your attention to exhibit a, brings in a video, and his government's like, kill De Boa, kill the white man, kill the farmer.
And it's like, okay well, that's your uh president saying that.
So um, that's kind of pretty pretty uh, pretty serious here.
earl gray
Um yeah, now our, our news media saying Trump should have executed him on live tv.
Yeah, like the American gangster when he walks up to Idris Elbow and just like, caps right there.
Yeah, he's just like yeah, put the money in the money, John.
He's just like, what are you gonna do?
unidentified
Shoot me in front of all those people and then just go bang could cause some serious international problems.
earl gray
It would have been the coolest possible.
michael hennessey
I don't think Africa's taking us down.
unidentified
So yeah, what's Africa guy?
michael hennessey
Uh oh, trouble.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I wonder what's gonna happen.
We could have kick out the white people and starve ourselves.
michael hennessey
Was it south Africa where they had all them doing the, the troops parachuting in and they like, started hitting a lesson?
Oh, okay, okay.
elijah schaffer
To be clear, close.
michael hennessey
Close.
earl gray
Basically the same.
elijah schaffer
Watch this.
Watch this.
Every single channel from CNN, MSNBC, ABC, all reported on this interaction between Trump and the president, which we'll play in a second.
And listen to how they all have the exact same script.
Watch.
This is just today, by the way.
This isn't one of those old videos.
david muir
The dramatic scene in the Oval Office today, the tense confrontation, President Trump ambushing the president of South Africa.
Next, another Oval Office meltdown.
unidentified
President Trump ambushing the president of South Africa.
President Trump is being accused of conducting something of a diplomatic ambush of South Africa's president in the Oval Office.
elijah schaffer
To be with you, I'm Katie Tur.
unidentified
President Trump orchestrated another Oval Office ambush today.
Today, Donald Trump meeting with the President of South Africa and attempting to ambush and humiliate that leader, where essentially he was a bit ambushed inside the Oval Office.
Felt like an ambush in there, kind of like the President Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office.
This was an ambush.
It was orchestrated.
Daryl Ramaphosa brought his best diplomatic self to this meeting, but nothing could have prepared him for this multimedia ambush.
What started as, to some degree, an ambush...
Well, Katie, I mean, it was an ambush, ambush.
Ambushed, ambushed.
michael hennessey
It's ambushed.
david muir
Ambushing.
unidentified
Ambushed inside the Oval Office.
michael hennessey
Talk about Project Mockingbird.
I mean, yeah, this is, I'm not surprised to see them all synced up.
I mean, we've seen it many times before.
They're all run by the, you know, I think it's like, what, five families that run majority of news organizations?
elijah schaffer
One ethnicity, too.
michael hennessey
Yeah, that's that crazy.
Yeah, Qatar.
elijah schaffer
Well, that was Tunisian.
michael hennessey
Oh, Tunisian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Barundi.
michael hennessey
I forget, Michael.
Barundi.
elijah schaffer
Barundi.
You know what's crazy is I actually was looking up to have a new thing.
I forget what it's actually called, but I was like, what's the most like remote city?
Not outside of the British one, but in like Africa.
And it was like somehow like in like in Algeria, it's called like Tasancha or something like that.
It's like it has like then 800 miles from like the nearest like ocean or something, like literally in the middle of nowhere.
And I was thinking like, maybe those are the people controlling everything.
You should start coming up with like really like rare names of cities no one's ever heard of and be like, it's the Ganeshans.
michael hennessey
It's the Ganeshans.
You know what I mean?
I can see that.
elijah schaffer
I believe it's the Ganashio tribe.
You know, and then it's like, there's like people that there's like some guy on our international television going, you know, it's us.
We control everything.
We literally, we write the script, we do everything.
And then you go, hey, what if it's those guys on network television telling us that they're the ones doing it?
And I was like, oh, no, not those guys.
Because Den Shapiro said, if you say it's those guys, then he won't invite you to his gala that you might get killed out in front of.
You know what I mean?
Hey, Ben, I don't want to go to your galas.
I want to live.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Jigga, which is a N-word for Jews now.
Which is the new N-word for Jews.
michael hennessey
Jiggas.
elijah schaffer
Jiggas.
Yo, Jigga, what you doing?
Where'd you get that hat?
michael mendoza
Earl thoughts?
elijah schaffer
Would you get that little tiny hat?
I'll take it.
That shrink in the dryer, Jigga.
earl gray
I thought it would be funny if it was like the Madagascans.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
I was actually just thinking Madagascar.
I swear to God.
earl gray
I think you never heard of that country in your life.
What's the capital city of Madagascar?
michael mendoza
Fuck a violence.
earl gray
You wouldn't even know.
You wouldn't even know.
But it was like, oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think we were in the nascar.
earl gray
It's like, really?
michael hennessey
That's why, because they hide the truth from you.
You can't know that much information, Earl.
earl gray
It's not like Madagascar.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's Antenna Bike Stream.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like Antenna.
earl gray
It's a Rivo.
elijah schaffer
Wait, what the hell?
michael hennessey
I've always thought this.
earl gray
Antenna Rivo, yeah.
What does it look like?
michael hennessey
Is this part of the Mendoza report?
elijah schaffer
That actually looks pretty like better than I thought.
michael hennessey
Actually, it does look like that.
elijah schaffer
That looks like the Europeans built that.
That's what it looks like.
That looks like the Europeans built that capital.
earl gray
I dig there, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it looks like the Europeans built a city there.
earl gray
Germans were there, I think.
unidentified
Really?
earl gray
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
It looks a little drunk.
earl gray
They were on the east coast of Africa, like colonizing it.
elijah schaffer
So I love how black.
I saw this thing that was like, you think Africa looks like this?
It was huts.
Here's what Africans really built.
And every city from Zimbabwe to Johannesburg was like just cities that white people built that were like shittier now than they were when white people ran them.
And I was like, those were literally all built by whites.
And then there's only one city that was like kind of built by whites.
michael hennessey
What kind of?
elijah schaffer
But I looked it up and it was like recently developed by the Chinese Republic.
And I was like, oh.
So it was also developed by the Chinese Republic.
So it's like that.
It was like, I saw modern skyscrapers.
I was like, do the Africans build like 60-story skyscrapers?
Actually, it was China.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael hennessey
They're known for their monuments.
earl gray
For their tall buildings, I think they have the capacity to build it.
I'm not like, you can't say they can't build this.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not a joke.
So I was in El Salvador and I noticed that there was a distinction, no, between the people working on buildings that were newer that were being built and the buildings there.
And I noticed that buildings that they built were like just like bricks.
Like it was like Legos built.
And then there were modern buildings.
Like I sit at one of the most expensive.
I sit at a five-star resort.
This is how cheap it is there.
Say it in a five-star resort, like room service, like beautiful, $203 a night.
The most expensive in San Salvador, most expensive hotel in the center of the city.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
$203 a night.
That's what I stayed at.
And it was not the nicest hotel I've ever stayed at.
However, I pointed out, I go, this is a very modern hotel.
This is really well built.
It's very nice.
It's good insulation.
It doesn't look like any other building around.
unidentified
They go, yeah, well, they have to bring in a different hearing screaming for the wolves.
earl gray
That's how good the insulation was.
The insulation is great.
elijah schaffer
No, but they said that they have to bring in American teams and then they have to send.
Like right now, they've been having to send.
Even China's been paying.
It's not a joke because China's building a big stadium and stuff.
People, the guy kept telling me, he's like, no, they literally are paying to send the El Salvadorian teams to the United States to get trained on how to actually build.
They go for one to two years apprenticeship.
They come back and then they build for the Chinese Republic and for the United States corporations.
Because I just noticed the distinction between certain kinds of buildings.
And they're like, those are built by El Salvadorians.
Those are built by American and Chinese NGOs and government organizations to control the port here.
And then that's even weirder because I'm like, yeah, sometimes these people don't know how to build.
So it's like, you know, who was it that, by the way, was it, was it the Louisiana?
Was it the flood, Katrina, where we had to bring the Dutch in to like fix that?
michael hennessey
It was Louisiana, no?
elijah schaffer
I don't even think we had the ability in the United States.
We didn't have like the ability to understand levees to fix the problem.
We had to bring the Dutch.
earl gray
Dutch understand that.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Aren't they like big levee people?
earl gray
Yeah, they're like flood people.
They're huge levy people.
Yeah, that's all they do.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that really though?
earl gray
They live underneath the water.
That's what I thought.
elijah schaffer
And they like they like automatic, purposely flood regions and like swap out farmlands.
earl gray
They're like flooding things, yeah.
My number one specialty.
elijah schaffer
The Dutch, dude, you know the Dutch too?
Like I was even watching the Dutch.
I was watching a thing where like even China had an issue with one of their like Navy ships, like this a maritime issue, engineering.
And like they ended up having to like go through some like EU loophole to like use the Dutch to develop a warship because like they literally couldn't like solve an issue.
Only the Dutch had the secrets to like the maritime issues.
And like it's kind of funny because it's also like the Dutch is like the Boers, right?
Isn't that what it is?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like they're literally like the best farmers in the world too.
And then it's like, why are the Boers able to produce 90% of the food?
Like, have you ever seen Dutch people?
They're pretty damn good at that.
unidentified
Yeah, they're just like really tall white people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they have superior jobs.
earl gray
Yeah, they're pretty superior.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, they're superior to me.
I like the ugly white people jeans.
It's kind of nice.
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It's actually always odd.
It's always weird that, like, see how you can see the indentation.
Somebody's using this the wrong way.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
And you know, it's good when you bring up the ad and then Earl leaves so he can go rub himself down in it.
So that's always a good thing you're in.
elijah schaffer
Right before we start, he goes, And then like puts it somewhere.
And then you don't know where it's going.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I don't know.
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Well, we're talking a little bit about what was going on here with South Africa.
I want to show you the actual exchange that happened between Trump and the South African president about the genocide.
It's about five minutes.
We'll comment on it as we go along.
Shout out to everybody who's here.
If you're here on the front page and you're watching this show for the first time or you're around, this channel isn't going anywhere, but this show is changing.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We'll talk about it later.
I mentioned it earlier, but it is actually really sad.
This show's been going for eight years, you know?
We've been running slightly offensive for like almost a decade.
It's been like really mostly my entire adult life.
I started this show before I was married and now I have two children.
You know, it's kind of sentimental in its own way, but, you know, regardless, Mendoza's getting deported tonight, which is why we're canceling the show.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Sorry, Mendoza.
elijah schaffer
It is really unfortunate.
How do you feel tonight?
michael hennessey
We're going to be going back to the shirts.
It will be in there.
Deport Mendoza.
elijah schaffer
Mendoza's like ethnically ambiguous.
Is that what they call it?
michael mendoza
Yeah, ambiguous.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You could be like, oh, he like lead the knees.
You're like, oh, that's true.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, trust me, I've got that.
Yeah.
Well, I've got everything before.
Actually, when my wife first doxed me, because my wife is also a public figure, you can do your research and try to figure out who she is.
But when she first doxed me, all the comments were like, oh, he's not white.
He looks kind of Italian or maybe he's Greek.
I've actually got Greek a lot before, so it's kind of funny, but Earl's back.
elijah schaffer
Earl's back.
unidentified
There you go.
michael hennessey
Got the Van Man on, Earl.
unidentified
feeling good you're wondering what it always needs about 45 seconds to finish that one Got the job done.
earl gray
Oh, we're stepping out for the ad read.
elijah schaffer
We know.
earl gray
Oh, okay, right.
elijah schaffer
We just wondered why our big by our big normal tin of Van Man was gone while we were doing the read.
earl gray
So you're blaming on me, obviously.
elijah schaffer
No, that was a really suspicious response.
michael mendoza
That was a salacious argument.
michael hennessey
I just feel a little guilty now, are we?
michael mendoza
That's the Van Man fallacy.
earl gray
Yeah, it's called usually blame it on Mike and his forehead.
michael mendoza
No, no, we shifted.
That's the Van Man fallacy.
unidentified
Easy.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I will say this.
That being said, make sure you like the video and subscribe to the channel if you're there.
I want to play this interaction between Trump and the president.
It's hilarious.
It's five minutes, but it's absolutely mind-bogglingly hilarious.
I love this.
unidentified
Watch.
michael hennessey
Roll the tape.
elijah schaffer
Turn the lights down.
unidentified
Turn them off.
michael hennessey
Tell the guy to smile so we can keep an eye on him.
elijah schaffer
You know, by the way, this is the ambush they were saying, right?
This is the ambush.
unidentified
There's nothing this parliament can do.
michael hennessey
Look at him looking back at Trump.
unidentified
Oh, who is this?
michael mendoza
Who is this man?
michael hennessey
What is this?
michael mendoza
What is he gay?
michael hennessey
You are the gay.
unidentified
I can't tell if he's against the president or for it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Trump's against the president.
earl gray
No, I mean, this guy that's screaming out.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
michael hennessey
Oh, look at the dancing moves.
michael mendoza
It's crazy how their revolutionary leader looks like an Uber Eats driver.
elijah schaffer
Who can't deliver the food correctly.
michael mendoza
Oh, actually, I was supposed to have a house cleaner.
I showed...
Yeah, you showed me.
I showed Mike earlier, and I was like, I'm not having this guy clean my house.
michael hennessey
He looks like this guy.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he looked like a mouse.
unidentified
Yeah, no way.
Did they kill the ball?
elijah schaffer
Kill the bow or kill the farm.
It's the president of showing him all this.
unidentified
Let me go ahead a little bit.
Like how they all dance.
Watch this.
elijah schaffer
Look at the president's face.
unidentified
Like.
michael mendoza
It is cool.
earl gray
Exposing it in real time.
michael mendoza
For a moment.
michael hennessey
And look at Trump.
unidentified
He goes, what do you mean we ought to racist to a white man?
elijah schaffer
He brings out a TV with all their clips from their government.
earl gray
He doesn't even want to look at the TV no more.
elijah schaffer
He literally says, we're going to shoot the white man with the machine gun.
unidentified
That's what he just said.
elijah schaffer
That's what the translation is.
michael mendoza
He's like smiling at the camera.
unidentified
I can't even see the South African president just stopped watching it.
They're going to run.
We're going to shoot them.
michael mendoza
This is some bullshit.
earl gray
Is that posed on them?
That's how they get jiggy with this shit.
michael mendoza
That's a live shot.
earl gray
Oh, yeah.
I thought he was frozen.
unidentified
These are burial sites right here.
Burial sites.
Over a thousand.
earl gray
Dude's getting exposed in full farmers.
unidentified
And those cars are lined up to pay love on a Sunday morning.
Each one of those white things you see is a cross.
And there's approximately a thousand of them.
This is some bullshit.
The family of white farmers.
And those cars aren't driving to stop.
michael mendoza
Like the father said.
unidentified
Because terrible sights.
That's so awesome that he brought this guy just to blast him.
Yeah, so he did this, and then the guy was like, Okay, so I'm sorry we do not have a plane to give you like a car.
elijah schaffer
And then he's like, Got him, got him.
earl gray
You're like, got his ass, dude.
elijah schaffer
He just like showed up.
unidentified
He's like, What do you mean we are racist toward the white man?
elijah schaffer
He proceeds to spend five minutes with a super gut, like together of like all them calling to kill white people.
If you're watching on your phone, it was small.
He was the translations of those things that were in their Mabungu language, whatever we call it.
unidentified
What is it called?
earl gray
Mabinji.
elijah schaffer
Is that what it's called?
earl gray
I don't know.
michael mendoza
It's called Mandingo.
elijah schaffer
Really?
earl gray
Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
It's the Mandingo language.
earl gray
It's called Zulu.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm pretty sure it's called Zulu.
earl gray
Anyways.
elijah schaffer
I was like, Zulu's prototype.
earl gray
Tomato's called Zulu.
It's called Nagungo.
unidentified
Nagigi.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Niggi.
earl gray
They speak somewhere.
elijah schaffer
It's called the Niggi language.
Anyway, I got to stop.
I will say it was funny because it was like, so what do you mean we are to kill the white man?
It's like, here it is.
unidentified
We will shoot the white man with the machine gun.
We will make them run.
elijah schaffer
Kill the boa.
unidentified
Shoot the farmer.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, that's pretty inflammatory language, you know?
I would say calling for the genocide.
You know, what's interesting is, so by the way, with the false flag attack back to Israel with being the fact they're messianic, you know, when you talk a lot about who's being genocided and attacked in the world, you have Muslims genociding Christians everywhere, including the Congo.
Then in Rwanda, with the Houthi and Tutsi, you had the European-backed Christian sect of the blacks that were killed by the globalist communist sect of the blacks, right?
That was a communist versus Christian colonizing.
When you talk about Zimbabwe and Rhodesia, that was the communist blacks versus the Christian whites.
We talk about South Africa, you have the communist blacks versus the Christian whites.
So you have this constant communist, atheist, globalist regime fighting the Christian whites.
I sometimes think, whether you're Christian or not watching this, really this is about satanic stuff, about the devil trying to destroy Christians.
That's what I think.
Because, you know, because Christians are good.
And, you know, they are.
michael hennessey
Well, it's the most hated on.
They're the good guys.
If you even see it in news and television, everywhere, you can say whatever you want about Christians.
Everything else is off limits.
It's like, God forbid you speak about any other religion or any other ethnicity.
But if you're white, you know, if you're Christian, especially if you're a straight male, you're on the hit list.
elijah schaffer
Well, don't you see what I'm saying?
Like, if you're like, oh, it's just Rhodesia, Zimbabwe, it's like they've been trying to destroy the makeup of the world.
And what Trump did there, the reason why it made you excited is because you saw what white people used to be able to do.
It's like, you bring these like dumb black guys, and it's like, oh, what do you mean?
You're like, oh, by the way, here's your video clips on this thing called the internet that we invented.
So this is what we saw here.
And we get to see what's going on in your country.
You filmed it for us for free.
And we didn't have to pay for intelligence to find this information.
Here's what you broadcasted onto our YouTube.
And you're calling for genocide.
And here's a video showing the people you killed, 2,000 white people.
Do you have anything to say?
unidentified
And it's like, oh, well, what do you want that?
elijah schaffer
Give me those shoes.
That's what the president said in return.
He said, give me those shoes.
earl gray
One of those Trump sneakers, huh?
michael hennessey
Well, they're used to being protected.
Anytime, I mean, these videos have been around for a while, and you never hear anything about it.
It defeats the narrative that they want to make.
I made the joke before, you know, when certain incidents happen, if it leaves the news, maybe a shooting, maybe something else.
It's always like, Betty White.
You know, I bet the person wasn't white.
So this guy's used to probably being pampered, protected.
And I'm glad Trump brought out the TV.
So also.
michael mendoza
We just bring out the tea.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to hear this?
michael hennessey
Girl, gray tea.
elijah schaffer
You want to hear something even crazier is that I heard from somebody that in order to cover up the South African issues, the short shorthand for South Africa is always SA.
It always has been.
And they started censoring the phrase sexual assault on social media.
So people would use the phrase SA to mean that to try to muddy the hashtag SA.
So people would not be able to understand what's happening in the South.
I'm not even joking.
There's campaigns to police speech to prevent people from finding out what's going on in South Africa.
You know, what happened in Rhodesia is insane.
You know, I used to hang out with a group of Rhodesians when I lived in Australia.
I didn't have a lot of friends, but I hung out with a nice Rhodesian sect there near the Gold Coast Brisbane area.
There's a lot of Rhodesians in Queensland.
You know that, right?
And in North New South Wales.
earl gray
Huge, huge Rhodesian population.
elijah schaffer
That's where they all went.
That's where they all went.
earl gray
They all went there.
Never visited.
I wouldn't know.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
He never visited.
Never been.
earl gray
Never been.
michael mendoza
Can't say I've been.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, there's a huge Rhodesian population there.
And what's kind of crazy, you talked about the stories, like they said the same thing.
It's like, dude, like in Johannesburg now, I think in South Africa, like 86% of the people are in poverty.
It was like 70 or 62% are whites.
Blacks are so worse off under their own rule.
It's disgusting.
And the problem is, is that they have a low IQ in these countries, right?
Not all black countries have a low IQ.
Not all of them have low IQ.
On average, they're lower than white countries.
But some of these countries, you know, a lot of people flock to these areas because they were run by white Europeans.
And then they don't know what to do with what they take.
So it's like, kill the blower, shoot the farmer.
But my point is like, we can look at history with Zimbabwe.
It's, you know, you have a country called Rhodesia, and they end up causing a famine, killing millions of their own people by kicking out the white farmers, but they end up begging them to come back because it's really what happened.
Look it up.
They begged the white man to come back because they don't know how to farm the land.
And I talked to a lot of Rhodesians.
They talk about it.
Like, dude, we left.
They were like, I talked to a guy who was 16 when it collapsed.
And he watched his dad get his throat cut and bled out in front of him by the communists, blacks.
And he said when they were trying to get, they had the ability to get rescued by the British, who were there in a liaison with the UN, and they refused to rescue any of the whites because they wanted them to take over.
They had the full ability to save their own people.
They were literally a British colony.
They wouldn't save them because the UN wouldn't let them.
And it's like, you know, I think white people are tired of like, you know, we gave them civilization.
We gave them medicine.
We gave them everything.
And if go look up YouTube, like Rhodesian children, you know, teenager interviews back in the 70s and 60s, it's like reminding you that like, you know, Zimbabwe's had a little bit of recovery since they allowed white men back in, since the Europeans, the German, the Dutch and stuff came back in and the British came back in when they begged them, right?
When their president died.
But I'm just saying, like, these black people need to be careful because, you know, even in America, when black people, too many black people live around each other, it just turns into chaos.
They kill each other.
So it's like, it's not good for them to kick out white people.
It's not good.
Black people survive the best when they're not in a majority black area.
In America, it's true.
If you can get an area that's 3% black, the blacks there do pretty well.
But you get over 10% black in any area and it's not a good place to live in any country in anywhere in the world.
Over 10% black, it's not good.
Over 30% Muslim, it's not good.
Because Muslims aren't necessarily going to kill you.
They might rape you, but they're not necessarily going to kill you.
But they'll rape your daughters, maybe kill your daughters, but not you.
But it's like any area that's over 30% Muslim falls apart.
unidentified
What are you talking about?
elijah schaffer
No, no.
earl gray
Not Africa is Muslim, by the way.
elijah schaffer
I know when it's over 30% in a region, Muslim, that's even worse.
Black and Muslim combined is even worse.
But when you have an area over 10% black, it becomes an unlivable region in the United States or in any Western country, including in regions in Australia.
Or if it's over 30% Muslim, you don't want to live there.
Is that true, Africa?
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
Somalis.
Am I lying?
unidentified
Chat.
elijah schaffer
Am I lying?
I feel like I'm telling the truth here.
earl gray
Truth bomb.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
unidentified
I feel like I'm telling the truth.
Yeah.
earl gray
Mike?
unidentified
Thoughts?
michael mendoza
I have no thoughts.
earl gray
I don't even know.
michael mendoza
No thoughts had empty.
earl gray
I think with the Africa side of things, maybe there's an element that we're not considering, and that's like the tribalism.
I mean, it's they're very tribe-focused.
So not to talk about black on black violence, but that always happens.
There's like tribes within countries that are always, well, yeah, you could call it like a massive gang, but they're always warring against each other and trying to kill each other.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
earl gray
So even in like some countries, they'll have like a split of Christians and Muslims, and they'll have to set up the government where it's going to be a Muslim president one year or whatever for the period.
michael hennessey
I think it's like Guyana.
They have like a big thing where it's whites and blacks.
I think Guyana is another one.
earl gray
I don't know anything about that, but in terms of the religious thing, because they're so tribalistic that they have to like set up the government that it like alternates tribes every single time so that everyone's kind of happy.
And I know in like places like Kenya, which is like pretty Western, probably the closest one to South Africa.
South Africa is fucked now, but the closest one to South Africa.
Even if the president is from sort of like a different tribe that they don't like, they'll go on riot and do all this kind of crazy stuff, you know, and kill each other and fight.
So what are these tribals about?
elijah schaffer
Here's my real question.
I'm like, I don't, this is like a test run for Monday.
It's like, I don't want to call it.
michael hennessey
We're way off from Monday.
elijah schaffer
No, no, we're fine.
Wait a second.
We're fine.
No, but the question right?
No, we're not saying anything derogatory.
I'm saying there's statistical evidence.
I can provide it.
I'm saying, you know, when you talk about like the real discussion here on what's actually going on, my question is, is like that tribalism seems to be in every place.
Like, I mean, very famously, I'm from LA.
I don't know, Chicago boy.
What do you guys have over there?
But we have the Crips and the Bloods.
michael hennessey
Chow towns, right?
michael mendoza
Kings and GDs.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
michael mendoza
And vice lords.
And yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, they have a lot.
We have a lot of Hispanics in LA.
We have the Bloods and the Crips.
That's actually famous in pop culture, Bloods and Crips.
But it's like, you know, for decades, you know, we had this, you know, you wore the wrong color on the wrong street and you got shot, you know, and there was this tribalism.
Like, they were like, it's like a low IQ mentality.
Like, you wear the wrong color, bro.
And like, I'm not, like, when I was a kid in the 90s, because we lived in a very low-income area, my parents told me legitimately, like, I couldn't wear certain colors.
Like, I was never allowed to wear bright blue or bright red because stop wearing pink.
That's a dress.
Please stop wearing a dress.
Pink jumpers, please.
It's a romper.
Please.
unidentified
They wouldn't even let me wear my thong, you know?
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm saying like, like, that was around, like, when I was a kid, we would joke about the kids would be like, dude, don't.
It was kind of like a, like a kind of like how we say that Marilyn Manson removed his rib.
michael hennessey
So yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's not true, right?
michael mendoza
Have you ever seen this man?
michael hennessey
And then he was the guy from the Wonder Years or something, they said as well.
But no, when I grew up, it was the same thing.
You had the Bloods, you had the Crips.
I mean, you did have the Latin Kings in there as well, but it was mostly Bloods and Crips.
michael mendoza
And then Mike ran them all.
He ran all those games.
unidentified
I did.
michael hennessey
You know, damn.
earl gray
You went every single day.
michael hennessey
It was a rough time, man.
I had to switch up my bandana every time.
michael mendoza
It's kind of basic.
michael hennessey
Throw my signs up.
earl gray
Were you there when Tupac got shot down?
michael mendoza
Tupac.
This nigga said Tupac.
earl gray
Did I say that?
That's that right?
elijah schaffer
Tupac.
michael mendoza
This nigga said Tupac.
elijah schaffer
Tupac.
earl gray
Tupac was getting shot down.
Mike was there, like putting pressure on his wounds.
michael hennessey
I tried, man.
I tried.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
Same with Biggie.
elijah schaffer
It was the same thing.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I was there with Biggie.
I was there.
Yeah, it was a tough time.
earl gray
He was rapping.
He was stealing rap lyrics from you.
michael hennessey
Think about it.
I'm in every rap song.
Hennessy?
It's every rap song.
The henny, the henny, yeah.
unidentified
Henny on that, any on the ice.
michael hennessey
Um, they got pure white Hennessy too.
earl gray
Coke and Henny, that's kind of based, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
Pure white hen and Hennessy in the Bahamas, delicious.
That's better than the regular Hennessy.
elijah schaffer
I like to bring up a couple uh random stuff here.
Uh, one of the things I like to bring up, let me see if I can find it here.
It's a couple videos that I ran into uh this week.
michael hennessey
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
One of those is genuinely serious, so this is kind of random, but um people cuddling.
No, Jojo Siwa straight again.
michael mendoza
Based.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
unidentified
I'll take one look at you, you're taking me out I want you laying me down To my dead impact of your life That's her boyfriend now?
Yeah Ah The angels up in the clouds Are jealous knowing we found Something so out Who's that got from?
The angels up in the clouds.
Are jealous knowing we found.
elijah schaffer
So this also is not helping.
I've always said this: lesbians do not exist.
It's just women angry at men or who are molested by their fathers or uncles.
It's not a real thing.
Okay.
And like, or you just did too many drugs in Berlin.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you lived in Berlin too long.
You live in Soho, Los Angeles, you fucking loser.
You live in the midtown bitch in New York.
You're not a lesbian.
You're just too have too much time on your hands and you don't like men because you watch too much fucking view and you also read too much daily beast.
Like, you're not an actual lesbian.
Oh, I like vagina.
So do I.
But am I a lesbian?
unidentified
Hell yeah.
michael mendoza
Thoughts are.
earl gray
Well, I did.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
I didn't really follow that.
But yeah, if the culture is like pushing like lesbianism is like a cool kind of thing.
Well, that's what they do with big cities.
michael hennessey
Yeah, they try to make it like a cool thing.
That's why you've seen the uptick in it in a lot of the demographic.
You see it more and more in the younger kids.
They think it's the cool thing to do.
earl gray
Is it's kind of cool.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
earl gray
But every girl goes through like a lesbian stage for like a year or two.
I met a bunch of chicks that would like they, you know, they would get burned by a man and then you know, for two years, they'll be a lesbian and then they'll like switch back.
And it happens.
elijah schaffer
I get burned by a girl and start making out with my friends.
earl gray
And then all of a sudden I went to guys now.
michael hennessey
You and Mendoza did start making out that time.
That's why they were sad.
earl gray
But hey, hey, bass.
michael mendoza
That was basically.
elijah schaffer
You know how many comments were upset when I was like, by the way.
earl gray
Ordained by Trump.
elijah schaffer
I was like, by the way, the new project might have a little bit less gay humor.
And people were like DMing me mad about it.
No, don't.
And I was like, humor.
You thought we've been joking this whole time.
That was crazy.
You thought this was a joke?
No, but like, it is funny with women.
Like, like, so someone asked me why women can hook up with women and not be considered lesbians and men hook up with men considered gay.
Here's why.
Because you don't take women's choices seriously.
Like, this is actually not a joke.
It's like not a joke.
It's like, girls do stuff and you're like, you don't even mean it.
You know, like a girl will be like, I fucking hate you.
And as a guy, you're always nice to your woman.
You always say nice things.
When you tell a woman just something like very basic, like, you know what?
Get the fuck out of my face.
Not even say you don't like you.
They'll cry for three days.
You know, they take that very seriously.
When a girl's just like, I divorce you.
unidentified
I hate you.
elijah schaffer
I'm breaking up with you.
How many times do you get broken up with when you're dating from a woman?
Million.
How many times do you break up with a woman?
unidentified
None.
elijah schaffer
It's like you don't take them seriously.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
It's what it is.
If you break up with a girl, they take that seriously.
So when a girl's like, you know, I've been eating out women and making out chicks.
Okay, cute.
Anyway, so when are we getting back together?
You know what I mean?
So what's going on?
But it's like, it's kind of like if girls cheat, you know, there's a serious problem.
Because if girls sleep with other guys, there's an emotional issue, which is what they value.
If guys sleep with other girls, it's a character issue.
That just means you lack self-control.
It's a character issue.
But you still might like the girl.
However, however, that's the thing with lesbianism.
It's flipped.
It's flipped.
We're like, guys get away with cheating because you know it's not, it's a character issue.
It's not, it doesn't mean they don't love the girl.
It means there's a problem.
Girls can get away with it because, like, you know, it's not, they don't, they're not sexually attracted to women.
They're just trying to get revenge.
But when Mike and I do it, we're gay.
What?
michael mendoza
The woke left has gone too far once again.
Once again, you bake a piece of bread.
elijah schaffer
I baked one loaf of bread.
Am I a baker?
michael mendoza
I think so.
elijah schaffer
No, but okay, here's my favorite parts.
You know that, you know, this song that we just played right now in this?
This one?
It's one of the most popular songs today.
michael mendoza
Literally never heard it.
elijah schaffer
You never heard this?
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
It's like the number one song in America.
michael mendoza
I haven't heard of him.
unidentified
Never even heard that name before.
elijah schaffer
Alex Warren is like one of the biggest YouTubers from us when we were younger.
And he's one of the biggest singers.
michael hennessey
I'm a lot older than you guys.
earl gray
I don't know.
unidentified
So I don't know.
earl gray
I'm older than you.
michael hennessey
Wait, sorry.
elijah schaffer
I'm into TikTok and like Gen Z shit.
That's not good.
michael mendoza
So both of us have never heard that name, never heard the song before, right?
earl gray
I'm the Alder.
I haven't had it.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
michael mendoza
It's one of the Earl's 69 years old.
unidentified
All right.
Well, let me tell you something really ironic about this.
elijah schaffer
Let me tell you something really, really ironic about this is that Alex Warren, who's like one of the biggest YouTubers, and he's also one of the biggest TikTokers, you know, has become like the number one song in the world.
And every girl, you know, puts this on their videos.
It's on every restaurant, every shop I go to.
This is playing on for the last time.
michael hennessey
What are you in love?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, anywhere I go, the song's playing everywhere.
Yeah, everywhere.
The radio station you had on in my car was playing it when I got in the other day.
But it's like, oh, it's XM right now.
Serious.
But they don't have a regular radio with BMWs anymore.
It's just XM.
michael mendoza
I don't think they have regular radios with any car.
It's like past 2019, right?
elijah schaffer
Probably not.
Okay, but all I was going to say is, what's funny is, so this, this is, let me actually look this up.
So this is Alex Warren.
Let me see.
So Alex Warren, the guy who made this song, like, so this is them.
You don't know these people?
No?
unidentified
Yes?
elijah schaffer
No?
michael mendoza
Nope.
earl gray
No.
Let's see.
michael hennessey
I have no idea who that guy is.
unidentified
Okay.
Well, anyway.
earl gray
He's dating Joe Joe Siwo.
elijah schaffer
No, that's a song she used.
earl gray
But he looked like the guy in the video that she was.
michael mendoza
This looks AI generated.
I think it's just AI generated celebrity.
earl gray
But here's the best part about this.
elijah schaffer
Here's the best part about this.
So he's like going popular now with Gen Z. He's a millennial creator, but he's one popular with Gen Z.
Now he's an artist.
And their whole shtick, he's gone from 1 million to 4.5 million followers on TikTok in the last three months from this song.
And so he's like, you know, quadrupled in fame.
And everyone, their whole shtick is about their relationship being like, you know, like, she's always like, their whole online persona is like, oh, I don't know how to pronounce the name.
It's K-O-U-R-V-E or something like that.
How do you pronounce that?
It's like Kuva?
Kuva?
unidentified
You've heard some of that name?
Kuv.
Right?
Koo.
Yes.
earl gray
Kuva.
unidentified
Kuva.
Okay.
So I thought it was Kuva.
Kuva.
Kiru.
michael mendoza
Yeah, you.
Gotta do that with a baby.
unidentified
Doof de boa.
Doof de farmer.
elijah schaffer
No, but uh, but like, everybody was, everybody was, like, you know, talking about how they have the best relationship.
This is the whole point.
It's like that song is about his, his girlfriend or his now wife.
unidentified
Those two.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So the song is like out of the ordinary.
Like, I'm like chasing you out of the crowd.
Like, it's the whole thing about her.
And I'm like, that's kind of actually sweet.
So then, like, I googled and I'm like, I'm like, wait, this is Alec.
Like, I originally first heard, I go, this is Alex Warren's song on the YouTube?
And I was like, didn't his wife fucking like get fucking dick down?
Like, fucking cheat on him for a while.
Could fucking get fucking blasted by other YouTubers and then like he like cocked for her and like simply got mandangoed.
She got mandangled is it to be a little bit more.
michael mendoza
Oh, she speaks Africa.
elijah schaffer
And then here's the best part.
Every girl in the comments, when someone brings it up now in the song, I read the comments, like, didn't she get racked out by some like dudes?
And then be like, she repented and she's sorry.
Are you going to hold it against her?
Like, dude, a guy does one wrong thing and the girls get all mad about it.
But when she, so my point is, this is why the song killed it for me.
If a woman cheats, it's because she has a problem with the man.
She cheated on him multiple times, allegedly.
She admitted to it, actually.
And now their whole shtick is that they have the perfect relationship.
It's the biggest grift I've ever heard.
That song's fucking ruined for me.
I don't like to play it.
And anytime a girl puts on their video, it just means that they're trying to justify their ho-ish lifestyle.
That's all that means.
Honestly.
And it's the most popular song in America right now.
Apparently, it's like on the top song in America.
So there it is.
earl gray
Yikes.
elijah schaffer
Jojo Siwa picked.
That was like weird, like Gen Z lore, but it's true.
You don't remember this guy, Alex Warren?
unidentified
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
You don't know who like who like Mr. Beast is?
michael hennessey
Okay, Mr. Beast.
michael mendoza
Never heard of him.
earl gray
Oh, you guys talking about beasts now?
michael hennessey
Uh-huh.
Beastie Alex.
earl gray
Finally, check back in.
elijah schaffer
Do you remember who Weisgum was or any of these people?
Yes, no?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Now you're just naming significantly more famous people that like to relate.
elijah schaffer
Alex, we can't connect.
michael hennessey
You know, Mr. Beast, right?
So this all works.
earl gray
I know Mrs. Beast.
elijah schaffer
You're talking about the most famous song in the country, and you're like, this is more famous.
Like, this is like, this guy's going to win a Grammy.
He's going to win a Grammy.
michael mendoza
Let me look up.
unidentified
What's the number one song?
earl gray
I'm going to take a look at the song in the country.
It's probably like.
michael mendoza
Let me look up Alex Warren on YouTube real quick.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if he's still on YouTube's anything.
earl gray
He's singing about his wife that cheated on him.
michael hennessey
She got beasted out by Mr. Beast.
earl gray
Mr. Beast was that?
michael hennessey
Yeah, he beasted her, bro.
michael mendoza
So Mr. Beast has...
earl gray
The king of the beasts.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
michael mendoza
You know, Mr. Beast has like 397 million subs.
Alex Warren has three.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because he's not a YouTuber anymore.
He's when we were younger.
michael mendoza
That was how he was just sold to me this whole conversation.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he was a YouTuber when we were younger.
He was a famous YouTuber back in the day with the people.
michael mendoza
Looks like he's cutting right there, too.
elijah schaffer
So now he's a singer.
I'm saying he used to be a YouTuber.
So he's not a YouTuber anymore.
michael hennessey
We're not trying to offend you.
If you like the song, Elijah, you can like the song.
unidentified
Nobody's just.
earl gray
Did you cheat on him?
What was it with the beast?
elijah schaffer
She had a beast inside of her.
michael mendoza
This is why we must take the beast name.
earl gray
How about this?
michael mendoza
And take the mark of the beast.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
Well, definitely take the mark of the beast.
michael mendoza
Yeah, definitely.
earl gray
Is it worse to cheat on a man or with a beast?
unidentified
I guess it makes sense because I'm like, actually, I'm actually the creator here.
I know about the creator world.
michael hennessey
That's a good one.
earl gray
The beast or the man.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I feel like I keep up with the creator world.
I like to know what people are doing.
I like to know what's going on in the creator world.
I like to keep up on who's new and what's going on.
What kind of content people are making so that we can make substandard whatever they're making?
This show's the best worst show, which means it always has to be the best of the worst, which means that whatever people are making now, we have to be worse than it.
So how would I know if we're worse than what's being made if I don't keep up with it?
michael hennessey
I think we're accomplishing it.
unidentified
I think we're accomplishing it.
elijah schaffer
Show's not great.
There's a new show on Netflix.
It's really fucking good.
It's called Bet.
Have you heard of it?
Anyone heard of it?
earl gray
No.
michael mendoza
Are we going to be shamed for not knowing about our best yet?
unidentified
No, it was released.
You've never heard of it.
earl gray
It's from your childhood.
elijah schaffer
It was released in like the last seven years.
michael mendoza
Every 13-year-old girl's watching.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
What do you mean?
unidentified
Me trying to bring in podcasts.
michael mendoza
You haven't heard of it.
elijah schaffer
Is anyone here like gambling?
It's about gambling.
unidentified
Okay.
michael hennessey
Gambling, I mean.
michael mendoza
Gambling-based.
michael hennessey
All right, you got our attention.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen Sincere?
unidentified
Have you ever seen Sin City?
michael hennessey
You know where Joey is.
unidentified
Is Joey here?
michael hennessey
He's, you know.
elijah schaffer
Did you like Sleek City?
unidentified
Did you like Sin City?
elijah schaffer
Did you like the editing and the sort of like no, I didn't actually get to the point of doing that?
michael hennessey
Can we bring Joey on camera for like the last show?
earl gray
Have you seen Annie Zach Snyder?
elijah schaffer
Did you like Quentin Tarantino?
michael hennessey
Do you want to come on camera for a second?
elijah schaffer
Did you like Quentin Tarantino?
earl gray
Anything from him?
I want to say no.
michael mendoza
Sometimes, actually.
earl gray
I want to say no, Jay.
michael hennessey
Quentin Tarantino.
elijah schaffer
If you took Ocean's 11, Quentin Tarantino and Zack Snyder together into like what would be a TV series about gambling.
So it's like whimsical, almost like superhero-like with extremely artistic editing.
Lots of like, lots of like, you know, you put a card down and like it lights up and then like you see like numbers on the screen.
It's very much like whimsical and like this idea of people who go to this university of all the world's elites children, which they're like 30, 40, but they're supposed to be in college.
And they go to a school of like all the dictators and everybody, but the school's based on actual gambling with a leaderboard and the whole school, like, and eventually if you lose enough money, they kill you.
So it's the elite teaching their children.
earl gray
Squid games?
elijah schaffer
Well, no, no, but it's really cool.
It's crazy.
michael mendoza
So it's like this name sounds whimsical actually.
elijah schaffer
Whimsical, meaning like, meaning like it's like, it's like, it makes light of killing and stuff.
earl gray
It's like, oh, Yuki died.
michael hennessey
It's like you make a song in South Africa.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah, but it's like, it's like, okay.
And it's like, it happens.
And like, the girl's like, yeah, like, it's like making light of like serious shit.
And like, it basically taking an allegory for life that life is a fucking bet.
Everything's about risk.
And it's all about people who gamble.
And it's really fucking well-made.
And it's about all like the elite people from the world and all their children.
The only part that didn't make sense to me was the Muslim people's kids so far who are in burqas who are attending a gambling school.
And I was like, it's like the Muslim states have girls in burqas that are trying to be holy and like Islamic but are gambling.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
michael hennessey
It doesn't go hand in hand.
earl gray
That's like that MoCon.
Remember that MoCon guy?
michael mendoza
I know that.
earl gray
How do we feel about that?
michael mendoza
MoCon?
earl gray
Yeah, well, he's like a Muslim.
He's at a bot.
michael hennessey
I don't know who that is either.
earl gray
You're not allowed to do that if you're a Muslim.
michael mendoza
Oh, the guy that was doing the rounds of interviews on all the anti-Semite shows.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
earl gray
He was like F the Jews sign, whatever.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
He was beefing me Dave 0.9.
michael mendoza
How is that relative to what we're just talking about?
earl gray
He's a Muslim now.
michael mendoza
He's at a bot.
Okay, right.
earl gray
And I was like, you're not supposed to be at a bot if you're a Muslim drinking.
You know what I mean?
You're not allowed to consume alcohol if you're a Muslim.
So that's relevant to what we're saying.
michael mendoza
Muslim niggas who smoke, gamble, and have primarily.
michael hennessey
Once you offer them a bacon sandwich, that's like when we lied to your handler and we told him we were going to the casino.
You remember that, Elijah?
We're like, we're going to the casino to get rid of your handler.
elijah schaffer
I went to a casino.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I had a Jewish handler in DC.
Remember that?
Yes, no?
michael hennessey
I was there.
michael mendoza
Did you go to the MGM?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I was like, hey, he was like, I'm going with you.
And I was like, listen, Irvda, I don't think I'm going to go with you.
And he's like, I'll go with you wherever you go.
I'll follow you.
I'll be with you.
I'll stay with you.
I go, I'm going to a casino with blacks.
I was like, oh, a casino?
I was like, is that against your religion or something?
He's like, yeah.
I was like, great.
So I'm definitely going.
And then we left and went to the casino to get rid of him and then ended up eating Chinese food together.
michael hennessey
We didn't even gamble much.
It was just to get away.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
It was the Chinese food.
elijah schaffer
I really like casinos, by the way.
My goal is next Wednesday.
I'm going to go date nights with my wife.
We want to go play out.
michael mendoza
The vibe is cool.
elijah schaffer
We really want to go to do it.
earl gray
I like the casino.
elijah schaffer
Dude, the casino down here, Hard Rock's sick.
That's a great casino.
That's way better than the hard rock here is the best casino I've been to outside of Vegas in my life.
I'm not joking.
michael hennessey
These guys actually paid me.
I would go to a casino.
elijah schaffer
You've been?
michael hennessey
Have I been to a casino?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Did you go to Hard Rock?
michael hennessey
I've been at a Hard Rock.
michael mendoza
Have you been to Hard Rock before?
With us, actually.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I don't remember.
michael mendoza
Well, at the bar there, it's just cool because it's like this big area.
Everyone's like smoking.
So that's cool about it.
But I mean, other than that, just watching you go inside.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, some cigars inside.
michael mendoza
I mean, most casinos you can.
elijah schaffer
In America, you can smoke in the middle.
earl gray
Yeah, we smoke the camera.
elijah schaffer
In Australia, though, they have rooms.
In America, you can smoke on the main floor.
earl gray
No, no, you can smoke in Australia.
elijah schaffer
No, they have smoking rooms.
earl gray
Well, you have like smoking-designated cigars.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but ours is the whole building you can smoke.
It's unfettered.
It's mostly escorts and alcohol and drugs.
It's literally what it is.
It's women who want to get paid massage your fee.
No, but Kez and I are going to go this next Wednesday because she really likes roulette and she likes spending my money.
michael mendoza
She likes spending my money.
elijah schaffer
So she likes spending my money on roulette.
And then the best part is I have like rhythm.
I actually want all my money back last time I was there.
I had her chips, and she just starts playing the board immediately, but not even in the corners to at least like divvy your bet.
She just starts playing, and it doesn't even count.
Like, okay, so this is one to 36, one to 50, one to 70, one to 80.
What is it?
You know, what is the bet to see if we're like playing enough chips that we can win back the bet?
She just plays an indiscriminate amount of chips until I stop her.
And then goes, oh, we didn't win.
And then she goes, I go, that was $500.
She goes, that's not bad.
michael mendoza
She's actually like, she's like Zach Galifanakis in the hangover.
Just like all these numbers just going through her head.
elijah schaffer
I couldn't see your wife gambling.
unidentified
Huh?
elijah schaffer
I couldn't see you.
You're a gambler like me.
I'm not a big gambler.
Are you a big gambler?
I'm not a big gambler.
I know how to stop.
Like, I have vices.
I'm not good at stopping, but gambling is not hard.
It's not mine.
Wasting my money is not a hard thing for me to just cut myself off and go, okay, that was two grand.
I'm not spending any more money.
Is that hard for you?
earl gray
Well, I'm just against gambling.
unidentified
I think it's gross, but if you guys like it, damn, judge much?
earl gray
No, I'm not even judging.
I used to work in a casino.
I'm just saying.
I worked in a casino for a time.
It was just like the most disgusting degenerate people ever.
And I was like, it's Tim's business.
So it's gross.
michael mendoza
I don't think I went to a casino for the first time until I was like, until after 30.
Like, I hadn't been for a long time.
And then once I first went, just seeing all the people on slots who are just like fat and old and they have like their walker next to the rudest people.
unidentified
Slot machines.
michael mendoza
It's just like, okay.
Like that part really turned me off.
But smoking inside and like playing blackjack and everything, that's kind of cool.
unidentified
Oh.
michael mendoza
yeah but i mean like people in slots are just like terrible that a man have a hobby Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Die in a casino.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
God forbid.
God forbid men have hobbies.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, there's a big controversy in Australia going on right now.
Let me bring this up right now.
A woman lit her friend on fire for a misogynistic comment.
So check this out.
People.com has the report.
It's all over American news too, but I don't know why I'm using this as my source.
He made a misogynistic remark to her at a party.
Then she doused him with gasoline and lit him on fire.
An Australian woman has been sentenced to seven and a half years in prison for setting her friend on fire following a night of heavy partying.
After he allegedly said a misogynistic comment to her, Corby Gene Walpole poured gasoline on Jake Loader, who was 23 at the time and set him ablaze as they were drinking in her backyard on January 7th, according to Australia Broadcasting Corporation known as the ABC.
Walpole pleaded guilty to one charge of burning or maiming by using corrosive fluid.
The outlet reported on the day of the party, Walpole and Lauder had been friends for nine years, have been drinking for 12 hours.
Very Australian, but drinking for 12 hours.
That's crazy.
earl gray
Yeah, we go for a long time.
elijah schaffer
They start drinking in the morning, which is new to me.
michael mendoza
Jake Loader is just a wild name.
elijah schaffer
Can I also ask, like, Australians will be like, hey, you want to meet for a drink on Saturday?
And it's like at 9 a.m.
michael hennessey
Damn.
elijah schaffer
That's like not a joke.
But they've been up since 5.
Have you ever seen a beach in Australia at 5 a.m. here?
Or here, nobody's there.
In Australia, it's packed.
earl gray
Ever seen a beach in America with Australians at 5 a.m.?
elijah schaffer
It's a lot of shit.
But the Australians, like, go look at videos like Bondi Beach at 5 a.m.
It's like as busy as a beach here at two in the afternoon.
Doesn't make sense to me.
Australians wake up early.
Yeah, they do.
Dude, this is the weirdest thing ever.
I even saw the thing.
earl gray
They have a nightlife.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
The nightlife is at 7 p.m.
That's bars are like packed.
Like they are at 1 a.m. here at 7 p.m.
michael hennessey
Here it's like 12, you know, it's at 12 and we're just like, it's just getting started.
elijah schaffer
7 p.m.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, seriously.
earl gray
Lauderdale, it's closing down at 4 a.m.
So it's like, yeah, that's four hours.
michael hennessey
Don't stumble to space.
earl gray
Okay, but it's still ruined your life.
michael hennessey
You go to club space.
earl gray
And it makes sense if you.
elijah schaffer
No, because they go down there.
The clubs are 24 hours in Miami.
So they start in 4 and they go down to Miami.
earl gray
Okay, all right.
There's 24 hours in Miami.
I didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're 24 hours.
earl gray
Well, in Australia, it's like you're probably around the same, like 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. or something like that.
elijah schaffer
And you've got maximum.
earl gray
You've got lockout laws and all that kind of stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, lockout laws are it destroyed the nightlife in Sydney.
City used to back in 2018.
You know that.
Yes, you do know that.
michael mendoza
I know that.
elijah schaffer
No one knows what lockout laws are.
michael hennessey
I saw this one here.
earl gray
I was around when they had.
elijah schaffer
Lockout laws destroyed the nightlife.
And there's no nightlife in Australia at all now because of the lockout laws.
There's just like brothels and homeless people at night.
That's it.
earl gray
Well, nothing wrong with that.
michael mendoza
My type of town.
elijah schaffer
And a homeless woman at brothels.
But like, that's literally all there is.
You can basically just go to, they've made it so that after like one o'clock, you can just have sex with whores.
And that's basically the whole nightlife in Australia.
earl gray
But how would you know about that?
michael mendoza
Sounds like a proper country.
elijah schaffer
Because I understand the country.
I've lived there.
So it's like you go out at night, you go to the casino.
michael hennessey
Can you tell us about this girl?
earl gray
You go to the casino.
How would you know that?
elijah schaffer
Because you go to the casino, because I lived in Tweed.
You go to the casino and everything's closed except for like strip clubs in the casino.
And the problem with the casino is the casinos open late too, but then they also shut down drinking at two as well.
They're open till like four, I think.
I think the casino's open till four.
And then they shut down drinking at two.
But everything's closed, including like there's no 24-hour like food except for MACA's, which is McDonald's.
It's down the street.
You cannot get food.
But everything's closed.
You can't hang out.
On a Friday night, you can't go anywhere.
You're just stuck.
You have to go home.
You're done.
earl gray
If you call McDonald's your max, doesn't it?
unidentified
Huh?
earl gray
But why does everyone go out early?
Because the night ends, but it's like 60 years ago.
elijah schaffer
Sydney used to have the best nightlife in the world.
earl gray
Did they end that early?
elijah schaffer
Sydney used to have the best.
Sydney and Melbourne were known internationally in the 90s and 2000s as the best nightlife spots in the world.
But they destroyed it.
earl gray
Yeah, well, that's because you were punching each other in the head.
elijah schaffer
I thought it was the biker gangs and shit.
earl gray
Yeah, yeah, it's probably a bit of that, but it was like guys king-hitting each other.
And then they're like, all right, this is a little bit too much.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Australia, Australia had fights.
So America calls that nightlife, right?
It's like fights and murders and stuff.
Australia had that for a couple decades and went, all right, night.
Gotta be safe now.
Let's shut down the clubs, yeah?
And then they just shut them down.
They literally shut down all the clubs and made it like if you're not in a club by like 10 p.m., you can't enter.
michael hennessey
That's crazy.
Ruined it for everybody.
earl gray
Epic.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then they did that.
earl gray
Well, it is like that.
It's like if one person breaks the rule or like screws it up, then everybody gets it.
elijah schaffer
That's terrible.
earl gray
That is like the Australian way where it's like one guy king-hitted some other guy, you know, drunkenly in the street.
unidentified
He did what?
michael mendoza
He king-hitted?
earl gray
Kinghit is like when you like smash somebody and learning all these crazes, Mike.
It's when you like punch somebody they don't know, basically.
Like you ambush them with a punch, and usually it's like you knock them out and be like, Yeah, you suck a bunch of like punch them in the temple, and then they'll fall, smash the head, break and die, basically.
michael mendoza
What was the term when black people were doing that?
earl gray
Donkey punching.
michael mendoza
No, that's a diver.
That's what I do to Joey sometimes.
michael hennessey
The daily life of Elijah Schaefer from behind.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, it was the knockout challenge.
That was just what they were doing.
Like, go behind people and then what?
King hit.
King hit sounds like King Hit.
King Hit sounds like a super Smash Bros finishing move or something.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
If you do it, you're a king.
michael mendoza
That's why.
Yeah.
earl gray
In Australia, you're a king if you pull that off.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
You also go to prison for the rest of your life.
elijah schaffer
It's also called a nanny state.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
earl gray
Yeah.
Then they ban it for everybody and they're like, all right, nobody can drink past X amount of time.
michael mendoza
Except for Alice.
unidentified
So it just get wasted at 5 a.m. at the beach.
earl gray
Yeah, well, then you start early.
But that makes sense.
michael hennessey
Is there any king hitting happen at 5 a.m. or no?
earl gray
Yeah, probably.
michael mendoza
No, no, no.
earl gray
It doesn't stop the king hitting.
michael hennessey
It's just like what did it accomplish?
Just wake up earlier.
earl gray
Well, I guess there's more people around.
I don't know.
michael mendoza
Now with all the Indians there, they've switched from king hitting to king shitting.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
You know what it did?
Because it was in, it was like in populated areas.
So everybody was kind of like in King's Cross or like whatever.
Like the populated areas where the nightclubs are named after the area.
michael mendoza
Where Daenerys lived.
Okay, God.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
earl gray
I don't know if it's named after that.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It could be.
earl gray
I just thought of that.
But then they did it so it would spread everybody out.
So they locked out like the city.
So it would spread everybody out.
So they wouldn't all be in the same place like punching each other in the dead.
michael hennessey
Damn.
earl gray
That's where everybody got energy.
elijah schaffer
I think that the Australians actually knew that Indians were coming into the country.
earl gray
So we said killing each other.
elijah schaffer
So they started shutting down the nightclubs to prevent to protect the women.
That's my honest opinion.
I thought that they did that on purpose because they knew they were going to flood the country with Indian.
michael mendoza
Can we make contexts of Hennessy getting into fights in Australia?
michael hennessey
If we got to do it, I'm down.
michael mendoza
That was extremely basic.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to the Australians.
michael mendoza
I say a lot of things are based.
That'd be extremely good.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to the Australians.
I'm going back to Australia.
michael hennessey
And I'm going with you.
elijah schaffer
And you're going with me.
We're doing a thrift TV slightly offensive tour there.
I'm going to be speaking at a conference down there in Gold Coast in July.
I'm not going to give exact dates because the government there is weird.
I love them and I really support everything they do.
earl gray
If you're watching this, it's June 17th.
elijah schaffer
I really do support them.
But I'm planning on doing an event as well there.
michael mendoza
Well, it is July, right?
unidentified
What?
michael mendoza
The thing that you're going to?
Perhaps.
elijah schaffer
It could be August, too.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
michael hennessey
It's in November.
elijah schaffer
You never know.
It's in November.
michael mendoza
You could just make up a new month.
michael hennessey
It's in, I don't know, Juneteenth.
elijah schaffer
Who owns Pornhub, Mike?
michael mendoza
The Tunisians.
unidentified
Get a little round of applause for that as well, please.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, what accent does Earl have?
I thought he was English, but he sounds American half the time.
earl gray
That's true.
michael mendoza
It's not American actually.
elijah schaffer
You group around Americans, right?
earl gray
Yeah, I got a messed up accent.
Thanks for punching.
michael mendoza
You do, actually.
earl gray
No, it fluctuates between two different things.
I grew up around Americans and then my parents are Australian.
I constantly.
elijah schaffer
You say Australian with a Y, which is what Australians say.
Australian.
What you say, Australian.
We pronounce the I, the E, and the A. Australian.
They say Australian.
Or just Stray.
Or just Straya.
michael hennessey
Straya.
elijah schaffer
Australian.
michael hennessey
You're from Stray.
elijah schaffer
They don't say the A sometimes.
earl gray
He lived that longer than me, so I don't know.
unidentified
No, but sometimes it's like a collection of the law.
elijah schaffer
No, they just say I'm Strayan, and then they don't even say the A.
And you're like, I think they are singing it.
I just don't hear it.
That's my accent.
They go, I'm Australian.
And he goes, Strayan.
michael hennessey
Where are you straying from?
elijah schaffer
You know, it took me like six months living there originally back in the day to like, I lived in and out of there for like the last like seven years, went back and forth for COVID.
And I remember I'd go there and they'd say stuff like that.
Like, they'd just say like, stray.
Oh, you're from Australia.
And you go, hmm.
earl gray
Come on, don't hit it.
Don't knock on Australians, please.
That's really good.
michael hennessey
This is the one we can't touch.
earl gray
Well, it's like, I'm not sure.
michael hennessey
We talk about everything.
michael mendoza
A lot of people.
unidentified
A lot of the bugles.
earl gray
A lot of British people.
I'm not Indians, so I'm not going to stand by Indians.
elijah schaffer
No, but the Bogans there, there's a lot in Queensland, and a lot of them talk like Appalachians.
michael hennessey
The flag is about to break out.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Do you know that there's apparently a lot of dialectic similarities?
going to king punch you if you keep this up king hit yeah well do you know our closest dialect to our closest uh accent to uh to british and australian english is southern accent it's not even the uh the uh new atlantic accent it's southern the draw because we do it is different because they bring it out but apparently like if you just change slightly the vowel pronunciation it sounds australian and british if you change it slightly i watched a linguistic person a linguist do this where they They go, here's a southern accent.
And then they just change one.
They go, if you change this way that you just say this, it's like, oh, and it changes immediately.
Like, it's an intonation.
The way you change one little inflection changes the whole sound to be the whole other language.
And apparently, my understanding was they, and I've read this, people can fact check this.
All English-speaking people back in 1700s, 1600s sounded more like the American English than like their forms.
And they changed their lexicon and dictionaries to differentiate themselves.
In fact, it was the posh British that created posh British in order to differentiate themselves from what they consider to be the colonizers or the low class of Britain and created the modern form.
And everyone tried to copy them in schools.
But the lower class in Britain were closer to Welsh and Irish than they were closer to American English.
And they changed the lexicon because the elite spoke like Americans do today in the Northeast.
That's what I've read.
Maybe I'm wrong, but apparently the British sounded more like Americans and they changed in the 1700s that they lost the colony to differentiate themselves and to look down upon the commoners in America because they didn't want to be, they didn't like that the proletariat of the United States sounded the way that they sounded.
That's what I saw.
The British English, they did not sound, it was invented in the 1700s and it became proliferated in the 1800s.
michael hennessey
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But also to remind you that the New Atlantic, the Atlantic accent was what was common in America, right?
unidentified
I like that.
elijah schaffer
Well, in the time we shall be here, and do you know that you don't feel like that?
unidentified
And that's the time.
earl gray
It's not British, though.
elijah schaffer
No, but the time when they used to speak like this.
earl gray
It's very easy to understand.
It's a good accent.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they would like the New Atlantic.
It was just like very proper and interesting.
And in America, they speak like the Northeast.
They still do kind of.
You meet New Yorkers and they still kind of talk like that.
It's a little bit deeper, but it's the same kind of sound.
It's the Californians.
And then everyone thinks that Americans speak like me, but the way I speak is from California.
And it's just because the movies, it's just because the movies sound like California.
But, you know.
So everyone talks like me because they watch movies and shit.
But actually, if you go visit Chicago, you go visit New York, go visit anywhere, besides South Florida, which is like a bad example because it's all Californians basically now and Cubans.
But if you go visit anywhere, people in Chicago do not sound like people like me.
They don't sound like me anywhere.
Houston, Dallas, they sound different.
Yeah, in Dallas, in Dallas, Texas, they'll talk like this.
They all talk folks or whatever.
michael hennessey
It's a lot different.
New York talks.
elijah schaffer
Texas talks a lot.
They're like, welcome to Texas.
They're always like, down on this.
And like, everyone thinks that Californians are.
I met a Russian girl the other day.
She's like, you're from California.
I was like, yes.
How do you know?
She's like, because you sound gay.
I was like, oh, thanks.
Anyway, what do you think about that?
You said American, but maybe you sound California.
Where were the people from you knew?
earl gray
No idea.
elijah schaffer
California?
earl gray
I think.
elijah schaffer
Idaho or something.
They have California.
earl gray
They were from all of us, so I wouldn't even know.
California, Texas.
elijah schaffer
Were they California?
earl gray
I didn't remember.
They were just American.
We just knew them as Americans.
We don't differentiate.
michael hennessey
You just lump something.
earl gray
And I was going to say, like, yeah, but you guys obviously have different dialects.
But even in Australia, we have like the wealthy people.
They sound more British than, and then, like, obviously the lower class people sound like, you know, you wouldn't even understand how this, you know, because they shorten everything and it's crazy.
But we do have like a class of people, whether it's in Melbourne or Sydney, where it's like, I guess the Eastern suburbs or whatever, where they sound like kind of British, like really proper.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
earl gray
And they're trying to sound as much British as they possibly can.
And it's not a bad accent, actually, but it is like that's the clause to free Eastern suburbs in Sydney.
I don't know if you've ever met anybody from there, but it's like usually.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've worked down there and Sydney sounds.
I can understand everybody in Sydney very clearly.
unidentified
Not everybody, but it's like in a CBD.
elijah schaffer
I'm always down to CBD, but I'm saying in Queensland, I cannot understand old Chinese people.
earl gray
Do you understand them?
elijah schaffer
No, it's the banking center.
It's the banging center.
It's all white down there.
I'm down like the proper, maybe I'm in the east.
I mean, whatever district I'm in down there, it's where white people are at.
earl gray
You go down by the wall.
elijah schaffer
Not in Melbourne.
That's bad.
earl gray
I wouldn't know.
I didn't.
elijah schaffer
Have you been to Melbourne?
It's like literally like a fucking cheat.
You know, it's like, it's like just Indians and ugly ass like South Asians, like not even good looking like Koreans or something.
It's like just the mongrel looking like, they're like, and you're like a foot taller than them.
And you're just like looking down on them like, we used to make you our slaves.
earl gray
Like, what are you doing in our country?
elijah schaffer
That's what it feels like.
It's like, you used to build our dangerous roads.
Like, what are you doing in my street?
earl gray
Yeah.
Why am I in your brothel?
Got his ass.
michael hennessey
Bazinga.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You should have said massage parlor.
unidentified
You should have said, what the hell?
elijah schaffer
Why is this massage going longer than normal?
Yeah, yeah.
Someone once told me, like, you ever go to an Asian massage parlor?
You know, they'll touch your dick at the end.
michael mendoza
I go, whoa.
elijah schaffer
Wow, it's the first time I'm hearing about this.
Wait, so you're telling me the 24 of those that are around here in Boca, you walk down like every street and there's like one everywhere.
michael mendoza
Wait, the ones that have the windows covered, there's some not and the blinking light that changes locations every three months.
michael hennessey
Camera at the front door.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're like, wait, you're telling me that they're not making profit off their $40, one-hour massages, $40, one-hour massage.
They're not making profit off that.
That's new to me.
earl gray
$40 now is pretty good.
elijah schaffer
The entire organization is getting paid $40.
earl gray
$40 now?
That's pretty good.
unidentified
Not here.
elijah schaffer
A company?
earl gray
None of us make $40.
michael hennessey
Wait, you guys are making money?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, the company making $40.
earl gray
Let me do some quick math.
unidentified
If the company's making $40, then the person is going to be able to get a lot of money for like $25 or something like that.
elijah schaffer
No, A company gives 15 to 20% of what a dollar that's brought on.
15 to 20% goes to the person.
So what's 15 to 20% of $40?
Tell me right now.
That's what the person's getting paid per hour.
Tell me that they're really making that kind of money.
michael hennessey
Yeah, not surviving.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's because 50 to 60% goes towards the owner.
About 20 to 30% goes towards our own.
michael hennessey
Earlier is going to go there tonight with a live cam and he's going to prove this to everybody.
Dude, Earl.
earl gray
I'll have a GoPro strapped to my head.
unidentified
Somebody knows.
elijah schaffer
Someone's said, how much are happy endings?
Someone said $80.
I wouldn't know.
How much are they, Mendoza?
michael mendoza
Is that on Groupon?
$80?
Let me check a Groupon right now.
elijah schaffer
Hey, everyone.
It's like someone asked the super child.
How much are happy endings, everyone?
earl gray
Groupon people are the worst.
elijah schaffer
Gonna have to talk to the Groupon people.
michael mendoza
That's what we call Jews now, the Groupon people.
unidentified
Ask the Jews.
elijah schaffer
Don't ask me.
michael mendoza
Two Groupon people were murdered outside of embassy.
Two retail me-not people.
elijah schaffer
Remember, also of every $40, 10% goes to the big guy.
Someone said in the chat.
unidentified
10% goes.
earl gray
Joe Biden gets a cut.
unidentified
Joe Biden gets a cut of every hand job in the country.
He makes his money through massage.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's actually true.
Massage Parlor Joe, they call him.
michael hennessey
Anybody knows from Bathhouse Barry to massage Bolly Joe?
elijah schaffer
Bath Barry.
unidentified
I remember that.
michael hennessey
Yeah, Bathhouse Barry.
He was notorious, man.
earl gray
That's Obama.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
earl gray
I'm just awesome getting the crackhead on.
That's so good.
Dude, dude.
So good.
elijah schaffer
Dude, everyone knows what the price of a hand job is, which is crazy in the chat.
unidentified
And it was like $40, $60.
earl gray
Italy, that's it.
elijah schaffer
That sounds right because that's about $60, about $100 Australian.
So that sounds like, you know, that sounds like a lot of money.
unidentified
I'm just saying $40.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying, no, I'm saying, I run a business.
So like I've gotten massages before.
And if you want to get a massage, massage business?
No, massage.
It's about $120 to $200 for massage.
michael hennessey
No massage, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so if they're doing like $60, that was in Australia.
I got a real, like a real one at an actual like spa.
I think it was like $140, $160.
So it's like, if they're giving $100 for the hand job, plus, they're saying it's $40 American, which is like $60,070 there.
It's like $170 for the massage.
That sounds like standard rate.
Then that's fine.
Then the person's making $25, $30 an hour.
And then the place, the owner's making like $60, $70.
And then the place is probably costing $40, $50, whatever it is to operate and pay taxes and whatnot.
So that makes sense.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We figured it out.
Ladies and gentlemen, give me a round of applause, please.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Here's how we.
So when do we open up our hand job palace?
That's the question.
michael mendoza
Hand job emporium.
michael hennessey
Joey will be handing them out to anybody who comes.
elijah schaffer
I like how we lost like 100 live viewers in this conversation.
So you're like, what the hell is this show?
michael hennessey
Play the next video.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Next video I have here.
It's actually kind of interesting.
So, okay.
unidentified
Bring this up.
elijah schaffer
So the FTC has opened up an investigation into media matters.
Raws Alert reports.
So Raw's Alert had his own difficult time recently online.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
I wasn't going to say anything, but you brought release.
elijah schaffer
It was a difficult era.
earl gray
Did they find out he was Indian?
unidentified
No.
michael mendoza
No, they found his Alex Warren collection, unfortunately.
Yes.
earl gray
What?
michael mendoza
We'll leave it there.
elijah schaffer
We'll leave it there.
I don't want to talk any smack.
He's a nice person.
earl gray
What did they find, though?
Alex Warren collection.
unidentified
Can you put a newspaper?
elijah schaffer
Be right back yet.
I'll put it on mute.
I'm going to tell him real fast.
I'm going to tell them real fast.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're coming back.
michael hennessey
One's in the chat if you want Earl to follow us.
earl gray
Yeah, he was literally telling everybody.
elijah schaffer
Real fast.
Imagine your life was this easy.
Look at Alexedra.
michael hennessey
She's a streamer.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
Like her entire, it's just like, like little selfies of herself.
Like, imagine if this was like all you had to do to get views.
You just like, are just a woman and like do peace signs and put someone, you like staple some guns on your wall and go like, hey, everyone, I'm a girl.
michael mendoza
Hey, Joey.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Hey, Joey, come out here and say your phrase.
Say your famous catchphrase.
Where are you?
michael hennessey
Come on, Joey.
michael mendoza
Stop being scared about women.
Where are you?
michael hennessey
Here, Joey.
michael mendoza
What's your catchphrase about women?
Say it.
elijah schaffer
No one's in the CU.
michael hennessey
Joey, just talking to Mike.
unidentified
Catchphrase about women.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No one can see you.
michael hennessey
You always say it.
unidentified
You always off the camera.
michael hennessey
Stop being scared.
michael mendoza
Women have.
unidentified
Or then the women live life on.
Oh, women live life on easy.
earl gray
Let's go.
unidentified
Let's go.
michael hennessey
We got it.
elijah schaffer
I employ women who are like, you know, it's crazy.
It's got like so many views on this show.
Yeah, well, you know, Joey says it best.
Women love life on easy mode.
earl gray
Anyway, anyone who else lives life on easy mode?
unidentified
Toad.
michael hennessey
You're shitting me right now.
earl gray
Yeah.
I'm in beast.
michael mendoza
Don't dog on him, guys.
unidentified
Come on.
michael mendoza
Anyway.
Anyway, so we have a Toad interview.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's a restroom anyway.
Let's play that.
Go ahead and play it.
We interviewed Toad.
So the guy got fired for.
We're actually going to.
The guy got fired from his job for singing Nigga Hell Hitler on his HH song.
And here's the interview with him.
Check it out.
Fired for singing a song.
unidentified
Nigga, how little?
They don't understand the things they say on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
My guest today, his name is Toad, like the little animal that jumps and ribbits, was let go from his work after leftists swarmed his employer.
complaining that he did the unthinkable crime of singing Kanye West's new song HH.
He, of course, is a podcaster himself and a bit of a legend.
Toad, welcome to Slightly Offensive for the First Time.
tower gang toad
Yeah, thank you, sir.
First time, I think we guest hosted your show once, and you said we ruined the show, I'm pretty sure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was just your face, though.
tower gang toad
Oh, yeah, that's true.
I'm the ugliest of all the Tower Gang hosts.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about this.
So who would have known that a white guy hailing Hitler and saying the N-word would result in such a crazy thing?
So obviously, we'll insert this clip here in a moment.
But here's a little clip of Toad saying and singing this song HH by Kanye West.
unidentified
So I became a Nazi.
Yeah, bitch, I'm the villain.
Nigga, how it looked.
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
Nigga, how it looked.
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
All my niggas, Nazis, nigga, how little niggas, Nazis, nigga, how litler.
She's got her in my pants.
She's got that way in her hands.
Nigga, how lit up.
Nigga, how little?
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
Nigga, how lit up.
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
All my niggas, Nazis, nigga, how lit the nigga highlight.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so look, I thought it was funny, man.
It is, it's a funny song.
You got a black guy who's a Nazi.
He's saying the N-word.
It's not even with the hard R, it's with the A.
It's not that big of a deal.
Everybody says it in rap songs.
What was going through your mind when you decided to sing this?
Were you trying to be funny?
Was it meant to be comedic?
Were you serious?
What was going on?
tower gang toad
Yeah, it was definitely meant to be comedic.
I mean, I just have fun playing ukulele in general.
So I just cover a bunch of songs, put them out there.
But of course, you know, there was some egging on from my Tower Gang host.
Like, dude, you got to do this.
Like, it's going to be funny.
All right.
Yeah, sure.
It's going to be funny.
But not only was the intent to be funny, but also the song is provocative in a way that I think makes sense.
Like, if you actually understand what Kanye is trying to say, if you understand the words that he's saying on Twitter, you actually would get, if you listen to the actual words of the song, you can actually understand that he's actually talking about being canceled for saying what you're not allowed to say.
It's actually genius because then I think his idea was basically, what's like the most offensive thing that I can say?
And basically, it's pairing the N-word with Heil Hitler, basically, with HH.
So, like, what can be more provocative and offensive than that?
And then it's like people have to even choose like what part of that to even be offended by.
So, it's like you're talking about, well, he's black.
So, and then he's saying that all of, you know, my black friends basically are all hiling Hitler, basically.
So, what part of that are you even offended the most by?
It's almost, it's very genius in a way, really.
So, it was really all of the above was kind of the intent there.
And really, it's just, it's all the culmination of just 20 years of dealing with woke progressive nonsense at this point.
And just, it's built up to stuff like this.
They're probably lucky it's only built up to, you know, just provocative songs and words at this point.
But this is really like the blowback from that.
It's like, well, you're going to cancel us for whatever.
Well, then fuck you.
We're just going to say the most offensive thing that we can think of.
elijah schaffer
Well, unfortunately, I think with the assassination of two Jewish people last night, I think I would say it has culminated to a little bit more than just a song.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, and obviously murder, you know, these types of things are actually what people should be upset about.
But in terms of just a song that some people call artistic genius, other people call it disgusting trash.
I just am not a big fan of in general of rap music or these types of things.
But I do understand the artistic, you know, you know, slant.
So you put this up.
I'm not assuming you expect it to go viral.
It starts going viral with millions and millions of views.
What are we up to in terms of views?
I know we can't even count.
It's everywhere.
And what was going through your head in those days where you're going, man, this is getting out of control.
This is literally on every screen, in every video.
This is everywhere.
tower gang toad
Yeah.
Well, it got up past the 6 million threshold.
So we got to make the joke.
As soon as it got to there, we got to make the jokes about it at least.
And then I think it got up to somewhere around 9 million.
I said 18 million on my video, but that was wrong.
I thought I saw a screenshot where it was up to that, but I think the actual number on Twitter at least was like 9 million.
But it made it to Instagram reels and stuff.
And apparently there were just people who you'd never think that would see it, saw it.
So I'm kind of thinking, all right, well, I never expected it to get anywhere near that big in the first place.
But now that it is that big, yeah, I mean, this was all the past week.
I'm just, I was still at my job at that point.
I'm thinking, well, this is possibly going to be a problem.
And then I saw like there were like closed door meetings going on, like right in front of my face, almost like they were like doing that just so that I would see it.
You know what I mean?
It really, I didn't like the way that the whole thing went down.
And then they waited until Friday when I wasn't even in the office.
Like, what are they thinking?
I'm actually going to like be violent or something because I'm a violent man.
I'm only a toad, man.
I'm a peaceful toad.
So they actually did it on a Zoom call that was disguised as an engineering meeting.
They call me in and they, yeah, let me go there.
Nope, you're out.
And that's it, pretty much.
elijah schaffer
Were you fired with cause?
tower gang toad
They, they, all they did was cite the video.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but what, but what's, what's the ground for dismissal?
Because it's conduct outside of work, right?
tower gang toad
So that's always what I said.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's conduct outside of work.
And it's also, you didn't violate any laws.
It's also not misconduct because it's not hateful, right?
There's no, there wasn't some black person that you're calling the n-word.
It wasn't like you were, you know, actually doing some sort of a ode to, you know, Nazis or something, which may be considered, you know, extremist to them.
You're singing a licensed song from a very popular Grammy Award-winning artist and on a ukulele.
And so there's, there's obviously no, no malintent.
So I'm trying to understand what did they cite on the actual termination?
tower gang toad
Nothing besides that.
They basically just said we have to let you go.
But I think, you know, because it's, I mean, I don't know if I want to really get into the legal aspects of it right now, though, because, you know, there might be something to potentially go with there.
I'm not even really sure.
But when you have these jobs like this, most of them are kind of like an at-will type of thing.
Employers or employees can just kind of end the contract at any point.
So, I think that's kind of what they're going with.
But yeah, you're right.
Like, you know, it wasn't for performance.
It wasn't for any conduct, you know, in any work-related thing at all, like your conduct in the office.
But I mean, all that, I'm fine with all of that.
Like, I don't even think they knew about what I, like, the comedy that I was doing on the like on my own time, but it shouldn't even matter, really, like you're saying.
Uh, but I think basically, I think they just bowed to the mob.
Like, I think so many people got upset about me just playing that song, which isn't even mine.
That, you know, how the woke left operates.
They want to just destroy everybody that they can, everybody that even just offends them by saying a word.
And I think they called up my employer and got them to fire me.
And that was it.
And my employer is also on that side of the political sphere because this is a progressive city.
So that's what happened.
They instantly like caved to it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's a real problem, man.
I mean, I think people don't realize, you know, not only do we know who invented cancel culture, but who keeps cancel culture going.
It really is corporations.
And I'm not trying to get too serious in this conversation, but there is serious implications.
I mean, losing your job is devastating.
It's obviously scary.
I know you don't think you're not married.
You don't have kids, right?
tower gang toad
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, so it's not as devastating.
I know, because I've, you know, been out of work.
When you're single, you usually have more savings.
You have more of an ability to float a little bit.
And if you have to be homeless, well, I can sleep on a street, but obviously not my kids or my wife.
So there is a little bit more of a fail-safe.
But still, like the fact that we don't really have free speech in this country.
And everyone says on the internet, you know, there's freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.
There's freedom of speech, but not freedom of consequences.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But is there really freedom of speech if when you use your speech freely, that you are punished for it when you're not doing anything illegal?
And again, you're not doing anything that violates your contracts.
You know what I mean?
Like you're not, you don't go up to your boss and call him the N-word.
It's like you're singing a song.
Don't you think that's kind of like a weird misnomer in our society that like speech is regulated because people just don't want to lose their jobs?
These corporations have more control on the expression of constitutional rights than the Constitution has on its own on its own citizenry.
tower gang toad
Right.
I mean, that's kind of where you get into that realm of like they're a bunch of libertarians who are like, well, they're, it's a private company, bro.
So they can do whatever they want.
Like, sort of, yeah.
But when all of these companies and all of these large corporations are all behaving in the same way and they're all enforcing this in the same way.
And it's all sort of at the behest of what sort of the progressive regime, the people in power are sort of telling them to do, then I don't really think that it is.
I think it is a problem there.
I mean, you don't have free speech anymore at that point, especially when the punish, I don't think the punishment really meets the crime, so to speak, even though it's obviously not even a crime.
But like, what should the punishment be?
Like, if there's a consequence for singing that song, what should the consequence be, really?
Like, hey, don't do that anymore.
Like, I don't think that it's an equal punishment to be like, well, you're completely out of here.
I think it's, that's a bit severe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, one of the things that I wanted to bring up here real quickly is it is rather bizarre to me that we know that a lot of these companies obviously are enforcing this woke nonsense because they want to be able to borrow capital, right?
This is a huge problem.
You have large companies that own big shares in these corporations, State Street, BlackRock, you know, and they're led by one of the leaders of this is Larry Fink.
Now, if you look at Larry Fink's early life history, you'll find out that he was born to Democrat parents and he's a Democrat, which of course is what the right-wing establishment would say is really what's going on here.
Obviously, we know behind all the problems in the world, Code, are these little small group of people called the Democrats, right?
That's what they are.
And they're causing all of the problems in the world.
And unfortunately, you know, there's nothing we can really do about it.
But Theo Vaughn talked about Democrats recently in this video and an ethnic cleansing they're carrying out overseas.
And he said, you know, it's unfortunate because it's like, no matter what the people want, the government just does what it's going to do.
And, you know, when you have BlackRock telling companies, you know, like, hey, you have to kind of enforce wokeness in order to maintain your profitability.
It seems like from the corporate private sector to the government that there is an agenda that the people wouldn't want you to get fired.
We don't want you to be, you know, canceled.
We don't want people's lives to be ruined over singing a song, but that's what they want.
Do you think that's what's going on?
Do you think there's an agenda here and we don't really have the power?
Or do you think that there's going to be some sort of a free speech backlash in the future where we'll eventually be able to stop this cancel culture in its tracks?
tower gang toad
Both.
I mean, I think you're absolutely right that you have essentially those three large companies are in control of a lot of the funds that companies have access to, which are State Street, BlackRock, and I think Vanguard.
And you're right.
So, and basically the way that they're enforcing that is that these companies have to adhere to like DEI type stuff, basically wokeness to actually get access to those funds.
So it's all being propagated downward that way.
So that's all happening.
I wouldn't say that we have no power, though.
I mean, I think you're seeing that now is that we do have some power.
There's power in numbers.
And if a lot of people are disagreeing with this and pushing back on this, and I think we can sign it, kind of see that now with like, I have a fundraiser going on trying to raise funds, not just to try to help me bridge the gap, but also to kind of send a message to these people, like, hey, you can't cancel us.
Like, you can't do this to us.
We're going to band together and we're going to use what power we do have to support each other in this way.
And I think culture is indeed changing.
So I think there is more and more like push against this than we've seen before, which I think is a good thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't know if you can bring up full screen here.
This, my screen, maybe you can.
Yeah, you can see this here.
You can go to givesgo.com/slash towergang toad.
That's G-I-V-E-S-E-N-D-G-O.com slash T-O-W-E-R-G-A-N-G-T-O-A-D spelled.
Normally, givesendgo.com slash towergang toad.
He's still got about some more money left to raise.
And by the way, this is not like a grift.
He was fired for just singing a song.
It's not like he did anything malicious.
You know, even if people don't like the Shiloh Hendricks situation or whatever, thinking like, you know, you should be calling a kid the N-word.
Like, you know, this is a total innocuous, innocent thing of having some fun.
I got to ask you as we go, though, would you do us a favor and would you at least attempt to sing us a couple verses, at least the chorus of the song here on our show?
We really appreciate you being on Rift.
And we support free speech and support the arts.
You know, we're real liberal and progressive like that.
We support the arts.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one, the only man, the myth, the legend, Toad.
unidentified
Nigga, Hal Hitler.
Nigga, How Hitler.
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
Nigga, how Hitler They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
Nigga How Litler, Nigga How Litler.
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
All my niggas, Nazis, nigga, how Litler, nigga, how Hitler, nigga, how Litler.
tower gang toad
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I honestly want to cry a little bit.
unidentified
I feel like that was beautiful.
tower gang toad
Yeah, just go with the chorus there if you're going to be editing that because I fucked the rest of it up.
But there you go.
elijah schaffer
That was so beautiful.
My gosh, to see that live.
I mean, that was a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
I mean, to be able to experience, to be able to experience something like that.
You know, I've never had anybody sing me something with such complexity and depth.
And it's really just a lot to take in.
Don't let the Babylon Bee people see that.
tower gang toad
Oh, yeah, Babylon BB, I call them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're the Babylon babies, actually.
They really are.
They're like the cry, the biggest crybabies on the app these days on X. Toad, if people want to find you and follow you, we'll have the link to your description.
We encourage people to give to it.
We'll be giving to it as well to help you get through this season and time directly from myself.
I like to support.
I like to support people that are physically and facially challenged like myself.
You know, we didn't choose to be born the way that we are, but we make do with what we have.
And sometimes we just infuse a little racism with humor and suddenly we have ourselves a good life.
So we'll go ahead and give.
But other than they give sendgo.com slash tower gang toad, what's your social media, man?
How can we support you?
tower gang toad
Yeah, Tower Gang Toad on Twitter, or we can find all my ukulele stuff and all the shit posting that I do.
The Tower Game podcast, of course, which is our super offensive comedy podcast.
Patreon.com slash Tower Gang to support us if you want to do that.
We are also going to be doing a live podcast in Leesburg, Florida on June 20th and 21st, I think.
Brohemian Groves.
That's going to be a conspiracy and comedy event.
And I think you're going to be there, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, unfortunately.
tower gang toad
So people should check that out.
It's going to be fun, man.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I'm actually excited.
I'm actually excited.
I don't know what I'm doing there, but I was told to come.
And, you know, I'm never going to give up an opportunity to come.
tower gang toad
That's right.
Well, you get to hang out, man.
You get Sam Tripoli and Owen Benjamin will be there.
So we got some big names there.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah, brother.
All right, Toad, thanks for coming on.
tower gang toad
Thanks for having me, man.
elijah schaffer
All right.
The rest of you guys, let's get back to the second half of the show.
We'll see you just a moment.
We'll be right back.
Let's continue on.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So, kind of interesting, right?
So, why we did that interview at the end is because in the future, things are about to change.
For the rest of you guys that are here, you might have noticed a couple things.
So, I'll be next week on Thursday, allegedly, on Tim Pool with Sarah Stock.
And nobody's a bigger fan of Sarah Stock than Earl Gray of the RiftTV.com.
Are you excited for her to be on Tim Pool for the first time?
michael mendoza
It's like two of his favorite things colliding.
Tim Pool and Sarah Starz.
earl gray
It's like a Marvel cross-off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
earl gray
Like super Batman.
michael mendoza
It's like the multiverse, but epic.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
So why wouldn't I be excited about that?
elijah schaffer
No, I was saying you are excited.
unidentified
Yeah, are you?
michael mendoza
I think you missed a star.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
She is excited.
And we went to you.
Can we do that one more time?
michael mendoza
Ready?
elijah schaffer
So he looks.
earl gray
Are you excited?
elijah schaffer
Who's no more excited for Sarah Stock on Tim Pool?
Earl Gray.
unidentified
That's what we did.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah, so tell us about it.
What are you going to be doing that next Thursday?
earl gray
Well, Sarah Stock is going to be debating Timbull Pool live next Thursday.
What are they debating about?
Israel, probably.
unidentified
Timbulls?
Timbulls.
elijah schaffer
Tim Balls?
michael hennessey
The Tim Balls.
earl gray
Timbs.
Don't get hung up on that.
Come on.
michael mendoza
Timbulls.
elijah schaffer
Tim's Balls.
earl gray
Let's go back to talking about massage balls and how much they cost.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
Because you know all about that.
unidentified
I wouldn't know that.
elijah schaffer
I do know someone in this office.
I think that does know what it costs.
I do know someone in this office that does know what it costs.
unidentified
I won't say who's you.
earl gray
You know the exact prices.
You literally talked about it.
elijah schaffer
I'm literally reading the chat.
That's what they said.
The chat's the one who was saying what the prices were.
And I'm telling you, I said, that's what the whole joke was.
I said the chat clearly knows the price.
earl gray
So you were matching them up to your own experience.
elijah schaffer
No, to real massages, like at lifetime and stuff.
It's like, yeah, it makes sense.
Because I said $40 wouldn't support a place, but yes, if it's $40 US for the massage plus like $60, $80.
earl gray
I was getting confused because you were using Australian currencies.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was switching saying, saying, like, it's about, like, if you add an extra $60 or $70 to the price of the massage, that would support a massage place.
Because I go to massage places at Lifetime Gym has, no, Lifetime has massages, like $120,000, $160.
michael mendoza
Yeah, and they jerk you off.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Well, for that price.
michael mendoza
You better be.
elijah schaffer
What are you getting?
Are you going to touch my legs hard?
michael mendoza
Any service at Lifetime?
elijah schaffer
Do I want that?
michael mendoza
Crazy.
Like, it's like stretching for like $120.
elijah schaffer
We have the worst lifetime ever, honestly.
It's the worst lifetime in Poker Ratone.
It's the worst one.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Remember, you went to Irvine with me?
michael mendoza
It's like I went to Irvine.
I've been to Chicago now.
elijah schaffer
Isn't Irvine?
It's like a different gym.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's like a heaven.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like being in heaven, and then you have to go back to purgatory.
Ours isn't hell.
It's purgatory.
Because you know what's purgatory?
Planet Fitness.
michael mendoza
Oh, God.
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
I love Gavin's been on Planet Fitness.
He's like, you know, there's this whole, there's a bunch of people.
Sim and I talked about multiple times too.
He's like, there's a lot of white guys are paying premium prices to gyms that probably shouldn't even be charging as much as they are.
Just so they don't have to be around black guys shadow boxing, singing rap music out loud.
It's like, hey, man, could you stop that?
It's like, and then I get a nigga, then I pull the trigger.
And you're like, you're like just trying to work out.
And you're like, okay, this is.
michael mendoza
That is the crazy thing about Lifetime is that there will be a full five-on-five basketball game and no black people.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
That's actually every time I'm there, I was with Joey and he's like, there's no black people here.
But then I was like, yo, behind you.
It was the one black guy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Out of like 150 people in the weight room.
It's like one black guy.
michael mendoza
Giga nigga 9,000.
elijah schaffer
Giga nigga.
michael mendoza
He's like Terry Cruz time 2000.
michael hennessey
Cheeseburger Eddie.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Got some fries for your eyes.
elijah schaffer
Although the chat says E only requests male massagers for the ending.
E asked for a black bodybuilder massage.
michael mendoza
That would really get the knots out.
And the come.
elijah schaffer
I always.
michael mendoza
Don't forget the cum.
elijah schaffer
No one laughed at that.
michael hennessey
To make sure they have neutronics for the strong grip.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
I take this man's to his edge.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said he was like the first guest Timpu had on when he was starting.
That's actually true.
Like I told you guys when Timpoo first started, I slept on his couch.
I was his guest.
I slept on his couch and like a cat pissed on me while I was sleeping.
That's like a true story.
I talked about it back in 2018.
I was like, on.
It was like, what the hell is this?
And like a cat peed on me and it was like this.
He was like, he's like, hey, Tim was like, Tim was like, hey, check this out.
I was like, I was like, so is there a hotel to stay at or something?
He was like, no, you're going to sleep right here.
And I was like, it was like in his studio, a couch in the studio.
Originally, he had a studio and there's a couch in the studio.
And he was like, you're going to sleep right here.
And I was like, oh.
And he threw me up like a towel type thing.
And I was like, oh, this is, I think this is before he was really rich.
michael mendoza
Clean yourself up when you're done.
Come on the door, hit you on the way out.
elijah schaffer
This is not a joke.
I was like, the lights run.
And I was like, do you have any alcohol here?
Because I was like really uncomfortable.
I have like rum downstairs.
And he hands me like no chase is nothing.
A like half warm handle of Captain Morgan.
And I go, like, that's kind of weird.
Like, I said any alcohol and he has me rum.
It's like, I'm not like a regular rum.
That's like an odd drink to hand someone.
I'm like, oh, I'm a pirate.
Thanks.
And I put it next to me.
He's like, I was like, could you do, how do I turn off the lights in here?
It's like a huge, like, West Virginia.
It's a huge room.
And he's like, check this out.
He's like, and then only red lights are on the room.
And he's like, this is sick, huh?
Because I'll turn red.
michael mendoza
And I go, are you going to fuck me?
elijah schaffer
He goes, good night.
michael mendoza
And he's like, leaves.
elijah schaffer
And I'm in this room.
It's like cat's going, like, walking on the couch.
I'm not going to, I have a half like a half handle of rum.
And I'm sitting there.
And I'm like, oh, this is weird as fuck.
You know, what the fuck is going on here?
And this was before he had all the money and the budget and stuff.
And I was like, that's why that's what I was telling you about, like making people sleep on couches and stuff.
I'm like, I had to do that.
You know, we need to make our people sleep on couches.
unidentified
I did.
michael hennessey
I slept on the couch here for what, like, two months.
elijah schaffer
I'm making some of our people sleep on the couch here the next couple weeks, too.
It's like, you have to do that.
Because I had to do that too.
michael mendoza
And now, Mike will be repaying the favor for Kai Schwarmer.
So thank you so much, Mike, for that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
So, Kai Schwarmer sleeping on his face.
michael hennessey
Kai Schwammer full of circle, huh?
michael mendoza
Kai Schwarmer inbound.
Sarah Stock sleeping on the street.
elijah schaffer
Sarah Stock Street Corner when she's sleeping on the street.
It's true.
But no, it's actually true.
I was like, but I remember like YouTube used to be like that.
Like, I used to invite, like, I would invite guests on my show when it was first started.
They would sleep on the floor in my living room.
It's not even a joke.
And like, now everyone's like, what's hotels and like Uber is covered.
And like, this used to start out.
We had fun.
Now it's like a business kind of annoying.
It's kind of like it used to be fun, you know.
This business used to actually be fun.
People just show up and do drugs and like sleep on your floor.
And now people like want like first class.
michael hennessey
Now we just do drugs and go to the hotel.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
Hard rock penthouse.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Compound centered.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to tell you guys something as we go.
That being said, listen to this.
So this is unfortunately the last episode of Slightly Offensive, possibly ever.
And that is a very odd thing to say.
It is very, very strange.
A lot of you guys who are watching this after the fact, who have made it this long in, a very few of you will be here.
But Slightly Offensive is over.
Pretty much.
Yeah, it's done.
It's been about eight years of fun.
We've been doing this show for about eight years.
We've been in several states.
I think I looked at it all together.
We filmed Slightly Offensive in about 23 states in the country and about six or seven countries.
So we've been around the world.
We've been doing the show for a long time.
But it's over.
And all good things must come to an end.
So, you know, they say stop while you're ahead and or stop in the massage parlor while you're getting ahead.
You don't have to leave a tip.
So it seems like it seems like James Lindsey accomplished what he wanted, you know?
michael mendoza
Shout out, James.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah, so my time with Slightly Offensive is ending, which also means that my time with censored is coming to a close as well.
So my time with censored is coming to a close.
You know, they're changing their method and their rhyme and their reason.
And they don't really have the necessary long-term ability to support a full network anymore.
So things are just kind of shutting down.
And it's the unreasonable or reasonable end to a very, very, very difficult era.
And I know that a lot of you guys really do like this show.
But the same guys that threatened Kash Patel and Dan Bongino came to me and they said, you got to shut your shit down.
And we decided it wasn't worth it.
I like Doomsday Cracker.
Said, I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm not leaving.
Here's the case.
So the reason why I'm not going to make like a 30-minute sob story is, we're not shutting this channel down and we're not shutting down our vision for the future.
And it involves you guys.
So like terrorism in the Middle East was reinvented as Operation Iraqi Freedom, right?
That's what we called it.
Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Was that what we called it?
We like we like just bombed, we like invaded Baghdad and called it Iraqi freedom, wasn't we called it?
michael mendoza
Earl would know.
elijah schaffer
Why would I know?
earl gray
No idea.
michael mendoza
Come on, Earl.
You're Mr. America.
earl gray
We also know Iraq over here.
unidentified
I know.
michael mendoza
You're Mr. Captain America.
unidentified
You're like Chris Evans.
elijah schaffer
Well, we are starting a new show and we are going to compete head to head with the big guys under Rift TV.
unidentified
So do you have a do you have a trigger at all for anything Rift here or no?
michael mendoza
No, I do not.
That's fine.
I do have one for naked news, though, so I can pull that up if you'd like me to.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
That's our before Earl gets naked.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to tell you guys something kind of crazy.
So starting kind of abruptly, starting Monday on Memorial Day, which Mendoza told me was the best time to start a show, is on a federal holiday.
We are going to be taking our live show.
We're going to be completely dissolving Rift Report, dissolving everything we do, and creating a one-man band panel show, kind of like this, but maybe kind of like this, actually.
I don't think we said anything too crazy, except for the nigga, but we won't say that on the new show.
We're establishing Rift TV and we're creating the new show called The Rift, which is going to be Monday through Friday at 7 p.m., which is going to be the same shit you love, talk about the same topics you love, but like, you know, maybe a little more informative.
And also, the reason why we played that interview at the end is that when we take a break, instead of going to like a B-Right back screen, we're going to try to get interviews.
It'll take some time to get up to the speed, but get interviews at play in the middle of the show, getting people that are going viral, giving a voice to people who are new to the industry or who are being persecuted.
The whole point of this show has always been to be a, we've talked about this at Blaze, everything for like years.
The whole point of this show was to be the marijuana to far-right ideologies.
Slightly offensive.
I invented it in 2018 with the sole purpose that I said, you know, we had far-right people and we had the mainstream.
And I wanted to create a show that kind of like focused on white issues, racism, cultural faux pas and different types of integral ideas in a way that was retarded.
So, you know, I didn't want to take my science background or collegiate adaptability or, you know, any type of, you know, ability to be to present ourselves like we were intelligent.
And I decided that we would take our, you know, Friday night drinking sort of personalities and bring them out on a show to kind of bring to you ideas you already thought about to make it palatable because racism can be experienced in a productive way when it's paired with comedy.
That's actually true.
And very difficult, realistic topics about women and sexuality and blacks and Jews and all these people can genuinely fly under the radar as long as you present them in a way that you're being sarcastic and funny.
Because humor wins and laughing always wins.
As long as you continue to laugh, you've beat the censorship.
That's what I mean.
It's the truth.
If you stop laughing, you lose, right?
That's the whole point of this.
We've talked about that for like almost a decade now.
When you stop laughing, you lose.
You have to laugh.
And if you laugh, you win.
Because they want to rob your joy.
So to close it off, it's like, well, hey, I'm 32 now, and I have two kids.
And we're going to try to start having the third.
And Earl is, what, 58 now?
He was hanging on Australia for like, what, since the 70s?
unidentified
Yeah.
Well, yeah, before that.
elijah schaffer
The 1870s?
earl gray
I was on the first flight.
elijah schaffer
No, so we're changing it to a new show called The Mendoza Report on Mondays through Fridays.
unidentified
No, but yeah, the Mendoza Report.
elijah schaffer
No, we're going to be changing something called the Rift.
So you guys know, I'll end with this statement is that we created Rift TV to compete with the big dogs, and we're going to get there.
We have investors, we as an I, technically, but I have investors.
I have people who believe in what we're doing, and we're going to try to convert slightly offensive podcast network.
Everyone knows I absorbed Vigilant News Network that I used to work for.
I was able to absorb their assets, and we created this new network called Rift.
It's been very confusing to people.
Where are we?
What do we do?
Why do we do what we do?
Well, now we're going to do what we need to do, which is to make sure that the far right becomes the right and that the right becomes the center and that the center becomes reality for all of us and that we're able to adopt ideas, mentalities, and worldviews that protect our children, that keep our kids from being gay, keep our kids from turning trans, keep our kids from having to live in these forced integrated societies where they're at threat of violence, at threat of being attacked.
You know, we don't want to just be Spurgs online talking about, you know, using the N-word and talking about Hitler.
We want to make sure that, you know, if we're going to create a world, we're going to create an American version of that world for our children, the one that our ancestors envisioned, the one that they wanted for our people.
And our people, well, we all know who those people are.
And unfortunately, we're the most diverse white supremacist movement in the history of the country.
We're the most non-white white supremacist movement.
Jokes aside, we are a very, very strong movement of people who believe that white people have the right to exist.
They have the right to their own homeland.
They have the right to live independently and that no other race or people have the right to live with us or the expectation that we owe them anything.
And, you know, the Joel Berrys, the Seth Dillons, they're dying out.
The James Lindsay's, they're getting pegged by their open relationship wife while their daughter's on OnlyFans.
And the rest of us here are saying, hey, look, we make mistakes.
We have issues, but this gay liberalism has to die.
So it's about time that the first network establishes itself.
RiftTV.com.
Make sure you check it out.
You'll see a lot more from it.
We have myself, Sarah Stock to start our YouTube channel.
Kai is starting.
We have Jordan Conradson coming on.
And we're, you know, creating some really, really, really great relationships with people in that, you know, those ideas that I mentioned earlier are not Rift's ideas.
They're my ideas.
But Rift is saying, hey, they'll take someone like me.
They'll take someone like Jordan who's more mainstream.
We'll come together and we'll create an identity movement that is what?
America first.
It is Americans before all else.
It is Westerners above all else.
This is a pro-Western network that will fight for white Western nations and we will fight for the people who also live with us that want to support what we support.
So it's not some sort of white supremacist network.
It's not a white nationalist network.
It's not all these things that people will try to label it.
What it is is a network that fights for our countries.
Our countries are white countries.
They're beautiful countries.
We love the people in them.
They're beautiful people.
And yeah, we have some people that live with us that like what we do, but we've got to get rid of the bad people who don't want to support American values, support our liberties and our freedoms.
And I have one thing to say to end this.
unidentified
Fight on.
You've got to fight on liberty in the chains of prosperity.
Freedom.
You've got to fight for freedom.
Cause the chains of prosperity will break free with prosperity.
elijah schaffer
Does no one get that reference?
Did nobody get that?
Is that the only one who understood what I was doing right there for a second?
michael mendoza
Yeah, that was Alex Warren.
That was Alex Warren's number one smash hit.
unidentified
Wait, that's a callback in case anyone just sees the clip of this, but wait, wait, stop saying it's a callback.
michael mendoza
Everyone is everything's just in case anyone doesn't know that was a callback.
No, hold on.
earl gray
I need a heads up many times.
michael mendoza
It's like this is a callback.
It's a comedy callback.
elijah schaffer
It's a comedic element that I like to improvise with whenever black people are in an interview and they don't know what to do and they're called out for corruption.
They start singing this freedom song from the black slave movement.
And they do this all the time.
It happened last night again.
They get called out like, hey, man, you could be a serious crime as a politician.
You're black and like you commit a serious crime.
And then they do this.
unidentified
This is not a joke.
elijah schaffer
Watch this, Willen.
This is real.
unidentified
Watch.
Congresswoman, you are now facing a federal charge, though.
Are you afraid of what's going to transpire now?
You fight on, you fight all.
You fight on.
You fight all.
When your government is doing you wrong, you fight on.
Oh, you fight all.
Congresswoman, you are now facing a federal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the blacks usually do.
I was trying to do a black voice, but I didn't know.
I didn't remember the song.
unidentified
Oh, you fought on.
elijah schaffer
They always have some very deep, throaty voice.
Good for her.
Anyway, we'll see you next Monday at 7 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday through Friday.
Hennessy will be here.
Maybe Earl will be.
We'll actually have on Monday, we'll have Sarah Stock, Kai Schwemmer.
unidentified
We'll have what go back to that?
earl gray
I'm not going to be here, but no, he won't.
elijah schaffer
We'll have Michael House here and we'll have Kevin Sorbo's son.
unidentified
It's a weird launch on Memorial Gibson.
elijah schaffer
And Michel Gibson's son.
Manel Gibson's son.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
You can follow me at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
You can also sign up at censored.tv/slash offensive.
Right now, we are still working with them till the end of the month.
I appreciate it so much.
Also, just so you guys know, because I'm not an asshole, even though we're ending our contract with Censored, we will not stop uploading our content there.
So, this is what people don't do.
They don't treat people right.
So, if you have a membership at Censored, you will still get all our content at censored.tv after this month is over.
You guys remember that, like, we kind of broke up and they got back together.
Well, this is like, nah, it's not happening.
michael hennessey
They didn't become lesbians.
elijah schaffer
No, they didn't become lesbians.
But I'll see you guys there.
It'll be really nice.
It'll be a fantastic time together.
I appreciate you guys being around here.
So make sure you tune at 7 p.m.
Grab all your friends.
Tell everyone in the chats to join.
Michael Hennessy, how can they find and follow you?
michael hennessey
All right.
You can check me out at Snowflake underscore news.
I'm on Instagram as well as X, and I'm very excited for this.
You know, I appreciate you having me on the show for your, especially for the last slightly.
I think this is the first podcast I've ever been on.
Originally, I don't remember it because I was too drunk on election night.
But yeah, I appreciate everything.
And you were there with me, or we were drunk on the couch.
But yeah, I appreciate it.
elijah schaffer
You got a falsetto ready?
It's in there somewhere.
Can you play falsetto at the end, by the way?
michael mendoza
I'll look for it.
Yeah, sure.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Thank you.
earl gray
Just getting to another.
Head over to rifftv.com and give me your views.
That's where you can find the views.
elijah schaffer
Cheetah man said, God bless Elijah, Earl, Meek, and rest of the crew.
earl gray
Thank you, Cheetah Man.
michael hennessey
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Which meek was it?
Which meek?
michael hennessey
I don't know.
I'm hoping me.
earl gray
Well, my covers both.
michael hennessey
Well, Micah, Mendoza got deported.
I thought that's why we're ending the show.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, Elijah's evolving so much.
Like, Tim has evolved from a 30-year-old bald skateboarder into a 40-year-old bald skateboarder.
michael mendoza
Damn.
unidentified
Right.
michael mendoza
Freaking wrecked.
elijah schaffer
By the way, guys, I'll say this as we end.
He's looking for it here.
It should be in our, in somewhere in there.
Or maybe Brian has it.
michael mendoza
I've seen it before, but I'm just looking for it right now.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What's look, I'll probably do a separate stream inside locals or something about the end of an era, but I'll say this to reminisce.
You know, the bitches, the left, the Jews, and blacks have tried to shut us down.
And I don't have 15 million subs or career, but I will tell you this.
Goodbye, fellow hikers.
Trying to sign off like that guy who ended his career like hiking in the mountains.
earl gray
He kill himself?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He's like, exploiting gun.
earl gray
Like, hey, guys, I have to make my YouTube channel because my wife loves me too.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
She blows it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, hey, by the way, so Kev has asked me to stop doing slightly offensive, so I've stopped because.
unidentified
Hey, honey tissue, boogie boogie, woogie, little bougie, woojo, wooji, woo.
elijah schaffer
I would delete it, okay?
earl gray
Wow, this is good.
unidentified
This is good.
I will delete it, fudgy, wudgy, wooji, wuju.
If I was a producer, I would cut this, but no, no, no, but I'm gonna say that I'm gonna show you.
earl gray
I got the final words of the show.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
michael mendoza
I wanted to fake the outro, but I can't because once I hit it, then it like stops the stream.
elijah schaffer
All I was gonna say is that, yeah, it's the end of a show.
It's the last shit show.
And I'll tell you this, what's really good is we'll have a paywall.
We will have a website where you can join the community, and there will be an extra segment at the end of most shows called Slightly Offensive, which will continue on the mantra of having something that will end our careers.
But it'll be behind a paywall this time because we want to take more of your money because God knows you guys have asked for it and we supplied it.
Everyone that emailed us said you want more subscription services to sign up for.
So we will make sure we provide that for you.
Appreciate you guys.
Walmart, station 42.
michael hennessey
Arby's.
elijah schaffer
No, Walmart.
unidentified
Been 22 years here at Walmart.
elijah schaffer
It's my last time being here.
Do you guys know about this?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I remember that.
I forgot her name, but I remember her.
She was a legend.
unidentified
What?
michael mendoza
I forgot her name.
The one that you bring up.
unidentified
Yeah, hold on.
Let me see what her name is.
What's her name again?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
This is actually how we're going to sign out.
Station 42.
Walmart.
Grocery section.
22 years to all my colleagues and friends.
Gail Lewis here.
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