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And as my two most enthusiastic co-hosts, we're always happy to be on the show and give us their best performance every single Tuesday and Thursday night.
Starting on my left, he is the founder of a very popular drink that is consumed in most of the Western hemisphere.
Earl Gray, founder and creator of the popular tea, Earl Gray, both Loose Leaf and tea bagged, which he loves as well.
That being said, the world found out shortly before 2 p.m. Eastern Time on March 15th that the United States was bombing Houthi targets across Yemen.
I, however, knew two hours before the first bombs exploded that the attack might be coming.
The reason I knew this is that Pete Hegseth, the Secretary of Defense, had texted me a war plan at 1144 a.m.
The plan included precise information about weapons, packages, targets, and timing.
This is going to require some explaining.
So what's actually the real shock about this story is people are like, okay, so the government is leaking its plans to the press two hours before.
From my understanding, this has been the longest I've heard that they've given a leak.
Usually it's like two days before I feel like that the press here is getting leaks from the government.
Maybe it wasn't on accident.
Maybe it was on purpose and it was a way to leak what was going on because God knows journalists can't get them to write fucking shit in a fast amount of time that's of any quality these days.
So, you know, might need to leak it for two hours ahead to get someone to write about it.
I mean, and if it's an accident, I'll say this.
I follow Snowflake News and Snowflake Tears.
There's two people in my account.
And I've sent some really sketchy shit to Snowflake Tears on accident, meaning it to go to Snowflake News.
The best part is I came in the parking lot and he like pulls me aside and he's like, Elijah never talks to me this way, but I just don't know what to think.
But we need to get the notification out because people, that's how sad it is.
People know that we possibly could not be live right now because of our track record.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't actually know if they're live.
All right.
Going on the story, check this out.
It says here, oh, you have to pay to read the rest.
Fuck yeah, I'm not going to pay to read that.
No, but okay, some parts of this were actually kind of funny, though.
You know, people were asking if, you know, what happened here, and then the Trump administration essentially ducked the question on what happened.
I'm going to play this video for you.
They were asked about, you know, why the government is using Signal to release information because usually the government, you know, only uses right-wingers to release information, which they pay for, which are usually podcasters.
So, you know, they don't usually use the left-wing media anymore.
Watch this.
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Well, why was the cabinet secretaries and the national security cabinet discussing a potential military operation on Signal, which is a public app?
And why didn't they notice a phone number that was not part of their group?
And how concerned is the Secretary about the implications of this?
Well, I have two very short things to say to you.
First, is that we will not comment on the Secretary's deliberative conversations.
And secondly, that you should contact the White House.
But in this regard, this was a very extensive series of conversations involving a very important military action.
And the Secretary of State is the leader of foreign policy.
Shouldn't he have an opinion about this?
Well, from this podium, I'm not going to comment, and never would I comment in any framework the Secretary's deliberative conversations in any regard.
All right.
Are you concerned, Effie?
I've said it twice, and I appreciate your persistence.
That's why you're who you are.
But I won't be commenting on that particular framework.
She's not trying to look sexy, which is this new thing that girls are trying to do in the government where they like dress provocatively, which I think is like it's it just shows you once again that I think women should probably shouldn't really be involved in politics today because no matter what, they're still just trying to get like clicks and attention.
And you know, you see with uh uh the head of the DHS, I still don't believe we have a hot bad bitch in charge of the DHS.
I don't feel very uh Christy Noam, like she's like dressing, she like does her hair with extensions now, and she's got like lip filler and Botox.
And you know, she's gotten around, and now she's like in charge of our homeland security.
I just feel like, did you even keep your own legs from being invaded?
You know what I mean?
I'm just wondering that's a good question.
You couldn't close your legs, but you're gonna close our border, Christy.
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Okay.
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All right, I want to look at a couple of funny messages, though.
People were like, oh, so some of the group chats leaked, right?
So we got this one that leaked from the government with the Houthi PC small group.
Michael Waltz said, good job, sucking Israel's dick team.
Do you know anybody who can get us a bunch of patch sound effects?
Can you just come in here one of these weeks with Brian and just download sound effects onto the board?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's transition, like Caitlin Jenner here.
And I got to say this.
Somebody was pointing out the fact that people look at things like Snow White, and the boomer take is like, oh, it's, you know, it's flopped, so it sucks.
And, you know, it's cringe because she's brown.
That's not really why I don't like it.
But I do think it's really nice to know that in this world, you can make a colossal waste of a movie like this.
And they just like doubled down and stuck to it and are still releasing it, reminding you that you can fuck up really badly in life and still be okay.
You know, like, just, it's a genuine thing.
Like, I'm at a point in my life where I've been canceled so many times.
It's like I don't even know what I've been canceled for anymore.
Like, I don't even know.
And it's like in this movie, it's the same thing where it's like, it's almost like it had so much bad press from so many angles.
Not to mention the fact that Gal Gadal was a Goldberg.
You know what I hate about the Goldbergs real fast, Mike?
It's like you see, like, every time there's like a Goldberg waking up, being like, Look at this.
I've got death threats in my inbox.
You think that anti-Goldbergism isn't a real?
I have death threats.
I'm like, bro, I commented on the little mermaid's eyes.
Correction.
Everyone said, I call her ugly.
I said, no, you need a visa application to travel between her left and right eye.
And that made the black community so mad.
I'm still getting death threats to this day.
And my family's getting death threats.
I love the victim mentality of the Goldberg journalist community because they're like, I'm just getting death threats because of who we are.
And it's like, bro, I had a simple opinion and people talk, send me a detailed list of how they're going to skin my children and me alive and like in direct order over my opinion on a movie.
Maybe it's just the internet and you guys aren't special and maybe people don't like you because you're the fucking worst people in the world.
Yeah, I was going to say, I remember when Arthur Quadley came here and read out of the Associated Press manual, he was just like, you know, don't use this pronoun and use this.
No, it's no, it's made it unwatchable because what it is, is that there's no mystery in film anymore.
So it's like when you like watch Lord of the Rings and it's like, oh, there's this master beautiful race and of course they're white and they're beautiful and they're described as lovely.
But then you watch the new ones and it looks like you're out in Brickle, Miami, right?
It's like, it's like, yo, I'm Dequavius, elf.
And you're like, okay, that's kind of crazy.
I'm the kind of guy who doesn't give you wishes.
I steal your, I steal your soul.
You're like, okay, DeQuavius, chill out for a second.
What's going on here?
And when it looks like the world today, the world doesn't look like the way it should look either.
The same thing happens when you see like a German town today.
You're like, those are really interesting looking Germans, you know?
I didn't know Germans tanned so well.
Why did we ever invent sunscreen if we didn't need it, you know?
But I think it's crazy when this is obviously a hypothetical film.
It's a, you know, as people would know, it's historically inaccurate in this film, which is based on a true story, to have black people in the movie.
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Another super chat from Skitten Han said, As a goth, I was devastated with this movie, Only Black Hair, Pale-Skinned Princess, Is Not Portrayed as a Villain.
And they do this.
This is goth erasure.
That's true.
As a fellow goth myself, but check this out.
It's 16th century Germany, and, like, this is how the peasants looked.
$250 million budget, not including promotion, by the way.
In the movie, the seven dwarfs were created with CGI effects.
A little people got big dreams.
You know?
These actors say they should be.
It's very disappointing that Snow White chose to not include us, especially when they're trying to say that this movie is supposed to be woke and different.
It's almost like you're saying to be a little person is bad.
So that's why we had to make them our cartoon.
It could have created more opportunities for other people.
And it's like, it's like, and this is what people say.
She's not ugly or whatever.
Oh, you know, what's your woman or whatever?
It's like, no, no.
They're saying that she's one of the hottest women.
I wouldn't say this about a girl who just looks like her, who's on the street.
And if somebody wanted to date her or whatever, that's fine.
And if she hadn't, this is why.
If she had a nice personality and she was a nice girl, I would, of course, if some guy liked her and want to date her, I'd be like, great, congratulations.
But when you have a shitty personality and you're marketed as being the hottest woman and you're both a piece of shit and you don't look that great, it makes you very ugly.
And I think that's what people are trying to point out here.
They're not just being cruel.
It's like, it's like, no, you're in no position to be marketing yourself.
And what I believe it is, I believe it is the genuine breaking down of beauty standards to mock us just like they did with buildings, like how with architecture and stuff.
It's like intentionally making beauty ugly and redefining what beauty is for the sake of mockery.
I feel like it's a mockery thing, like a destruction of standards.
I think it's weird that they sneak some of these ladies in that are kind of not the most attractive, but I don't want to say they're unattractive, but they're not the most attractive.
They kind of mixed and they kind of have these wide eyes to kind of get you excited for them, right, Mike?
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I can see you rubbing your head going like, yo, him.
Like kind of like these weird fish-looking women to kind of get you.
I don't know, but maybe that's to get you interested in men because they're kind of like the in-between, between like kind of like a trans man type thing, you know?
If all the hot actresses were actually men and they were, you know, your crushes growing up and you had, you know, what have you infatuated with them and they were old men, what does that make you?
Listen, I think what it is, is my opinion is that when women rebel, which is their nature, against men and don't put themselves under the submission of men, whether it's their father, which is why you see that the girls that have bad fatherly relationships turn out to be massive sluts usually, or when they're not following, you know, God the Father as well, it could, there could be a rare instance, but also, or they're not under the authority of men in general.
It's also a mind thing.
It's not like they have to be under a boyfriend or whatever, but they haven't realized that they're in a submissive role.
When they deny that submissiveness, what do they first abandon?
They first put off their other duty, which is to have children.
And then they don't want to have kids.
That's always the first result.
And that's literally causing a lot of problems in the world.
It's just women choosing not to have children.
And so you do see a direct correlation, right?
And then they want abortion.
So like when a woman decides to reject the authority of men and not be in her submissive role that God made her, she immediately goes to what?
To becoming a murderer.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, as a man, if you don't want to get under your role of God, you might like make a little extra money and spend it on yourself or like have a few extra beers.
And women are like, hey, I'm not under men anymore.
Let's kill some babies.
That is evil.
And I'm not joking.
So I know what he's saying, but I also think he's a bit of an incel himself.
So, I mean, I love women and I don't, I don't, I like, but I love women who know that they're women and they know their place and their role, right?
And I think that a lot of guys out here are struggling dating women, trying to teach them their place and trying to get them, but instead they just like the sex because they like crazy women because the sex is good.
And you're just horny.
You don't love her.
You're just horny.
If you want to stop having headaches, then you need to find a girl who knows her place.
That's what I've seen with men.
The only men that love women that are not in their place is because the head is sloppy.
And two, you see also how women and men are trying to make everybody the same when women have beautiful aspects of them and men have great aspects as well.
And we need to focus more on that instead of trying to make everything one big melting pot thing they have.
But then also the incel, like women boars and all this kind of stuff.
When they start dating a woman, they get clipped immediately.
You know?
They immediately get clipped and they get taken out because they, you know, they get a little bit of pussy and then they like lose their way.
So, um, I think it's important to stay humble with that kind of stuff and recognize, like, you can also recognize, like, yeah, women are dangerous in a certain way, but if you understand them, then you can manage it.
But you also got to understand that they come with a lot of positives.
You know what I mean?
And I don't want to sound gay, but like, they come with positives.
And it's like, yeah, that's going to be a big part of your life if you're going to get married and you're going to have kids and stuff like that.
So you shouldn't have this like negative view towards them.
You should always try and have a positive view towards them as much as you as much as you can and as much as they might be acting promiscuous or whatever, right?
Meaning like men are so funny because, you know, like, no, no, because I'm saying like men are funny because half the reason why men hate whores is because they're addicted to porn.
And it's like, they just hate themselves, really.
And then they end up, you know, hating, you know, journalists for bringing it into our country, right?
So what's kind of crazy is like a lot of times, you know, you can work on yourself and it makes you love a lot more people around you.
It's like people that really hate themselves are typically the worst at work because they just hate everyone at work, but you really hate yourself.
Because it's like, well, then just don't work there.
Go, oh, I don't have the other options.
Well, then whose fucking fault is that?
It's yours, right?
So then have a good attitude.
No, but I've said people, people get like that.
I've worked at, like, where I had this one guy, and he faked a workman's comp issue just to like scam the people.
No, but I was saying with the women thing, it's like, I love whenever like, whenever my wife's pissing me off or whatever, like that, I love listening to a good, looking at some misogynistic, you know, sexist, anti-woman memes because you're like, yeah, they are fucking like that, you know?
And it's like, look, you're allowed to, as a guy, not understand women sometimes and just be like, fuck, like, who are these creatures and what's going on?
And I'm sure women feel like that too towards men.
And as a man, you know, that's part of growing up maturing is realizing, you know, just like you're not always going to get along with your kids.
You're not always going to get along with your woman.
It's okay.
You're going to have disagreements.
You're going to have parts that you just, you know, come to terms with about women and that are going on.
And she's probably got to do the same too.
And as you're married for a long time, I've been married like maybe eight years now.
And it's like, you know, I'm not a genius.
I've been married forever, but there are some things that used to bother me about my wife and things about me that bothered her about me that were like not like personality issues.
It's just like living with a man, living with a woman that don't bother me anymore.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just things just don't bother me anymore.
Some of those things.
But I'm still a guy and we're still going to butt heads and still piss each other off.
And that's okay.
You know, it's like you don't need to love everyone in your office all the time.
People can piss you off.
You just don't want to, you know, overreact to it.
And I think that it's like people need to have a healthy understanding that those disagreements can be part of the growth.
But I also don't understand.
I don't understand people who like don't want to have kids and start a family.
This whole discouragement, discouraging men from having families.
You know, this whole like, don't get married.
It's the dumbest thing in the world.
And it's like, yeah, just don't get married to the wrong woman.
I don't know.
It's such a, it's like one of those things, like, you know, don't work out because everyone's getting injured.
It's like, well, just don't work out dumb.
You know, it's like, don't like, maybe just adjust your life a little bit.
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Right now, we have Max XRP, Retard, Let Me Touch It, and others who are in the chat.
But everyone was modded by Retard.
What's going on here?
We should probably find out what's going on there.
Why that's someone's modding everyone out of the chat.
But if you're on Locals, shout out to the people on Locals as well, to Butthead and the rest of you guys.
We'll see you in about five minutes for the rest of the show.
And then for those that are watching on YouTube as well, shout out to what's going on with my YouTube page.
Do you have any problems on YouTube?
Like, I don't even know.
My internet's like, because it's like not saying that's live on YouTube.
I do want to read you guys something kind of crazy.
So, some updates.
We weren't planning on talking about this today, but many of you guys know that the Daily Wire has been, let me see, hold up.
The Daily Wire has been under some serious problems going around.
And James Lee just dropped an exclusive.
Let me bring you.
He's a really good independent journalist.
Check this out.
President of the Daily Wire, John Lewis, the president now, has stepped down amid financial struggles.
Once a top lieutenant to recently ousted CEO and co-founder Jeremy Boring, sources say his departure was inevitable after internal backlash over the company's financial mismanagement.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so this is actually kind of crazy.
Like, when I've left my old network, I told everyone I worked with they're going to get you out too, right?
Like, I just told them that they didn't believe me.
I'm not going to talk much about it, but I said, hey, they're going to actually, you know, they're going to take you out.
And they're like, no, our jobs are secure.
We'll just turn on you and then we'll be fine.
I go, nope.
They want a regime change.
Here's what's going on.
More people out.
So we got the CEO out and the president over financial issues.
This is why you remember, the Bible says, like, when you gain more money, there's more people around to help you spend it.
You know, that money comes and goes, you know?
So it's kind of crazy when it comes to this idea that you think, you know, Daily Wire is secure.
You want to work there.
That's why you don't sell your soul for Con Inc.
Because, like, well, I'll just get a job at, you know, I've had a very close friend once before.
He used to come on the show a lot, kind of sold his soul, you know, to work at the networks.
And, you know, it was very sad to me that that happened.
But it's like, and where are these people now?
Their careers are nowhere.
So I just want to say to remind people, you know, it's not worth selling your soul for the money in the short term.
So, so, yeah, but you know, he's obviously been going really, really, really in this stage of like sort of like attacking Daily Wire, really going against, you know, the journalists, you know, and the Democrats and the globalists and the ChaiComs.
But he only does what's profitable, right?
He only does what makes money and what has a good long-term growth perspective.
And I respect him.
I think he's, I'm actually a little jealous.
I think he's made a really good business, you know, out of his work.
But you know what I talked about?
You know, when you're winning, when it's beneficial to grift off your ideas.
I'm not joking.
Like, that's when you know your ideas are winning.
If you can just adopt your ideas and make money off of them in your existing infrastructure, then your ideas are winning.
Kind of like you saw with Zuckerberg just suddenly adopting right-wing bro, you know, tech bro mentalities and jiu-jitsu and he's you know wakeboarding.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying anything besides the fact that I never know Jeremy to make a bad business decision.
I've never seen him do one.
And he's come out full anti-Daily Wire, full, you know, Ben Shapiro, why don't we start stop talking about the Holocaust?
All this stuff.
I think our ideas have officially won.
I'm going to declare them winner like Operation Successful.
Well, my old co-host fucked him over too, by the way.
And that's what I think, that's what changed his mind.
Because when I saw him, he was like, he was really cool with me, and it was very nice.
And I feel like that's why I go to in-person events because I actually gained my respect back for Jeremy because he admitted that it was a circumstance of the time and that we were fighting.
By the way, anything you play back there is picking up on that mic, just so you know.
No, I used to have security because I, you know, Alex Jones' security beat my security.
Me and Alex used to have beef, and now we're like very, very cool.
And, you know, I just don't believe in like the idea of like why Daily Wire won't won't survive.
And Mike, you know this.
You've been around for a long time in the industry.
Now you're getting like more deeply involved.
You have to actually like Daily Wire is ideologically so obsessed with their own ideas that they cannot understand business outside of that.
We're like, you have to, as a man, be humble sometimes.
I'm looking at my intern too.
He loves being humble, especially around Hennessy.
But, you know, you have to be humble in the fact that you, well, you do.
It's like, it's like, look, I feel like what quartering did to me publicly was beyond the level of disrespect for having slept in my home, for having helped me.
Well, do we say, what I was going to say is, I'm saying this is like, is like, you know, all this being said and done, you know, he basically, you know, sided the lawsuit was about me being anti-Semitic, right?
So he sided with the lawsuit, and he was like, again, like, just like two years ago, he was like against me for being an anti-Semite, right?
And I'm not, but he was against me for that.
And now he's like Fed posting against Shapiro.
And, you know, he has one of the highest lucrative financial deals with Rumble.
He's one of the biggest investors in Rumble.
He's got a massive lucrative deal with YouTube.
Like, he's doing so well.
And he's, you know, his own coffee company.
He's very successful.
So I'm not talking shit.
It's like he's talking shit to Ben Shapiro and burning his bridge with Daily Wire.
But I was going to say, like, he owns a mansion and a giant 200-acre property.
But here's the deal.
This guy who two years ago was saying that, you know, I'm this like predator and stuff, deletes his videos, deletes all his tweets against me, saying I'm a sexual harasser, deletes everything, and then comes out recently in the last three months, guns blazing against Ben Shapiro, Daily Wire.
You would not fucking burn your bridge with Daily Wire as a smart businessman like that unless unless you knew it was all going down.
Because listen, with me, the moment he saw me not go down, he deleted everything.
Like the moment he was like, oh, Elijah's not going down.
It's like just even when we were at CPAC, you had so many people that came up to you that don't speak openly about what's going on or against Daily Wire.
And they're congratulating you on everything that we're doing here.
The whole company that you're starting up, the way you're bringing everybody together.
So telling you that they were proud of the way you're standing up and what you're creating.
So it shows you that everybody knows what's going on in the industry and they have an idea of who the main players are and what's kind of guiding the news organizations to what they say.
But now seeing that they're actually speaking up is a huge thing.
So hats off to him, but hopefully we see more and we're seeing him.
And when the government is given unshackled food from us, civil rights are often the first to be sacrificed.
Without this amendment, nothing in this bill stops an administration from using its reorganization powers to weaken the enforcement of civil rights and anti-discrimination protections.
So I don't know why anyone here would be either deafeningly quiet or be opposed to a guarantee that government cannot support segregation.
This bill grants the president and executive departments new powers, and it is essential that we explicitly limit these powers from rolling back civil rights and supporting segregation.
Now, listen, I'm somebody who believes, you know, in the power of data.
So, so let me offer some data points here.
The Department of Housing and HUD, Trump is firing HUD workers in my district, including those that oversee anti-discrimination work.
If we do not pass this amendment, he could try to allow for segregated housing like he did with his real estate properties in New York.
Department of Labor, Trump has fired members of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, an independent agency leading to power being concentrated in the Department of Labor.
If we do not pass this amendment, we could see the erasure of all progress made for equal employment and equal pay, regardless of race.
And finally, the Department of Veterans.
The erasure of the contributions of black veterans is already happening under the Trump administration.
Without this amendment, Trump would go further than websites.
He will deny black people care at local VA hospitals throughout the country.
So I don't understand why anyone would be opposed to what should be an easy amendment to support unless you support The efforts of Donald Trump to re-segregate this society,
which he is clearly on track to do, having just dropped this policy prohibiting contractors from having segregated facilities.
Why would such an action be taken if that is not the root and the motivation?
I'm going to tell a black person here that doesn't want to like Xavier random.
Dude, hey, Mike, remind me after we're off the broadcast.
I have some fucking good lore on Xavier and CJ Pearson and shit.
That is like good fucking lore.
I got some good insights after the snap soda benefit shit.
But on the flip side of this, it's like with black people, this is the best show ever.
You will be famous.
Stop trying to be Xavier and like suck cock, you know, Jewish cock or whatever.
Here's what you got to do: create a show called, no, no, create a show called stereotypes.
It doesn't exist called stereotypes.
And then your stat, your tagline is it exists for a reason.
Your entire platform is reacting to videos of black people and talking about it and trying to create conversation and talking to other black people and bringing white people on TikTok for debates and creating an entire racial thing.
It doesn't exist.
You will be one of the most famous people in three months.
I swear to God, I'll actually partially fund you.
Called just stereotypes.
It'll go on YouTube.
No one will cancel you because you're black.
Okay.
You're black.
Stereotypes.
And you just go over like people stealing and videos and crime.
And, you know, and then you also go with breaking stereotypes for positive, you know, like a young black kid and you break it down.
All right, let's talk about this video.
Yeah, yeah, let's break it down.
And then you also go with white stereotypes.
Yeah, so it's not just black.
You also bring up white stereotypes, but not as much as black.
And then you bring up some Asians, some Indians, and you show India, not Indians in America, so they'll delete you, but Indians and like what's going on.
You break down the cultural barriers of like race and intelligence, but you're black, so you can do it.
Stephan Molyneux gets screwed.
But if you're black and you want to break down IQ, stereotypes, everything, it's just called stereotypes.
I would tune on that shit.
I would, you go viral on YouTube, on Instagram, everywhere.
And because of the color of your skin, you won't get deleted because we're in a racist society and you're good.
Would you agree with that?
A show called stereotypes, just talking about race, culture, and barriers and what's going on, you'd be locked in for the rest of your life.
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Yeah, and you got to start like the first year when you're building up the channel.
Well, yeah, I chewed some blue and I became blue too.
But what's kind of crazy is like, we put a higher resolution camera with a bigger sensor on me, and it could actually pick up the blue from the corners that far away into the because it has so much light sensitivity.
So we got to remember that because that's not good.
Hey, Mike, genuinely, I need you to talk to by tomorrow, call Vivian and them and ask them if they need a spot at seven, and we'll switch the show to seven because I noticed there was nothing at seven and then Laura's on now and they took us off the front.
But if we can get an hour in front with at seven o'clock, I feel like that, like if we can get in the lineup, we will sell our soul to Snap Benefits.
Buy your soda, snapbenefits.com.
No, but I will sell my soul to have that, have that placement there on the front page.
Yeah, but I think we could still do something, like a little shape in the R or something like that, and maybe like make it a little more like unique, you know?
We're going to do about 15 minutes on locals only.
So we're going to have a locals only segment tonight, which is like what could happen if we start on time.
Because usually we're ending at like 11 and Mike's about to commit suicide and which Mike?
You'll have to find out who's dying tomorrow.
You know what I mean?
Who's dead?
But, you know, I know this is kind of what happens when you have a team that's functioning.
We blue-chewed our own show tonight.
So if you want to follow us, make sure that you came hard.
Yeah, but make sure you sign up at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Also, can you please, Earl, this is actually for you.
Can you talk to Vivian tomorrow or them?
See if you can get one of our URLs to link to this.
Maybe if you type in firstlocals.com or like, or sorry, but Rift or like RiftL.com or L Rift or something like that to like that we don't have to use ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
It's not like a really trendy thing.
And it would kind of be nice if we could link to this and get people here without taking them.
But it's free to join.
To let you guys know, in the last 30 days, we've had 50 new members that are free, four new annual subscriptions and three new monthly subscribers.
We haven't been plugging it that much this month because we've been figuring out what we're doing.
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But we're going to go to a quick break and we'll see you guys in about three or four minutes for our locals only segment.
Free questions, anything you want to talk to.
And in the future, very, very soon, it'll be a call-in where you guys can call in, ask questions, and whatever.
And we may end about one hour 30, one hour 40, and then do the last 20 minutes.
