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But you know what's weird is most of the Muslims I know are just Muslim on camera.
You know what I mean?
Like they, and this is the hard part is like a lot of Muslims are like very, very, they like to like pray and read and do the whole shtick on camera, but like they're just the normal self drinking, banging chicks and stuff behind the scenes, which is like, you know, I guess.
No, I actually know a lot of Muslims and they're like, I used to go to school with Muslims.
My roommates were Muslims.
It's like, I just always knew that it was like whenever like it was like whenever they were in front of their parents or whenever they were like around, right?
The Muslims I grew up with a few Muslims too.
It was like they were very strict in front of their families, but then behind the scenes, they just were like doing what I was doing, right?
So I'm not talking crap because I was doing those things too.
I saw this meme where it's like how niggas who smoke and gamble and cuss and everything like look at you when you offer them like a pork sandwich or whatever.
And it's like this guy was like scowling at you.
Because this is how it is.
Especially with black people.
For some reason, even if they're not actually Muslim, because they had some like ancestor, some sibling who was or like some parent or whatever was Muslim in the past, it's like, oh, like if you even talk about it having bacon around them, it's like the worst thing ever.
Oh, it's a weird thing where it's like, even though they were raised Christian, they have this admiration for Malcolm X, which is why a lot of black people just turn Muslim all of a sudden, especially when they go to prison too.
Anyway, but I think that it says somewhere in the Quran that Muhammad had like a ginger beard, which is why you'll see Uber drivers or 7-Eleven owners who have that ginger beard.
What's that thing that they do where it's like they like they have these like big festivals where they bring out like nine-year-old boys and then they fling them around using uh their by their underwear you saw that that i put that on on the internet and then they community note i didn't see that I was like, yeah, this is Hinduism.
And then they're like, that's not everything I show.
It's like 50,000 people.
And it's always just a unique instance on their community notes.
They get because all they have is a lot of people.
So they can get a lot of people to report something and get a community note stuck.
And it's like, the best part was, here's the best part.
They're like, this is not even Hinduism.
And the guy is, they go, this is just a man named Shiva.
And I go, ah, here's the names again.
We're not in Dick Poop, but our names are Pooja and K shit.
And we're not, those are not real Hindus, but they're named after the Hindu god Shiva.
I think they're really like, this is what I put here.
Check this out.
I don't know if you agree with me.
I put Indians and Jews love online censorship.
Everywhere I look, they're crying about mean words, which are true.
My only advice maybe is change the way you guys behave as a group and the criticisms would go away.
Such fragile people.
The mass reporting is such an Indian thing.
The problem with a lot of like Western technology and stuff, which is why the West needs to have Western people, is that when you have Jewish people don't value freedom of speech and expression, and neither do Indians.
And like Indians are very controlled people.
They always like to be subjugated by the British or the Muslims.
They're not really able to, you know, or by hide by bacteria, you know, today.
So I'm saying like, and then they go and like, we can't, you can't be rude.
Hate speech is not protected.
And I think the West needs to really figure out when we share our technology with the world, are they really capable of handling it?
And just because India is like, should we just X India out from interacting with America?
You know what I mean?
Like if they can't handle our ideas and our values, then maybe we shouldn't work with them.
You know, like I would be totally happy if everybody in India was not allowed to join X. You know what I mean?
Like, because it'd be like, okay, well, if you guys don't, if you guys are going to be using this to weaponize against Western people, shut down their posts, get people banned.
Like if your country is abusing this app as a mass and you guys support it, you're advocating it.
Your government talks about it.
Your media covers it, then you guys are abusing a gift.
And I feel like India would have nothing without everybody who conquered them.
But it's funny that they're just accepted into Western nations.
I mean, I don't really have a problem with them, but it's like the reason why they're, I think, I don't know.
I'm just making this up, but the reason why they're like all promoted to CEOs of all the tech companies now, like, have you noticed that?
All the CEOs are now Indian.
Like, all like in the last five years, they like switched all the Jews out with Indians and they were like, oh, now the Jews don't own it.
But the reason why, I think, and the reason why they let him into places like Australia or Poland had like this, the biggest foreigners in Poland are Indians as well.
The reason why is because they obey the law so well and they're like good at being subjugated in the way that they do follow those rules.
Obviously, they do have an in-group, but they're very like I don't know.
They don't create so much nonsense as like if you brought Arabs in where they'll bring a bunch of crime and they'll start drug dealing and make mobs and stuff like that.
They sort of like follow the law, even though they stick together and they kind of beat her, you know what I mean?
So they're easy to like subjugate.
So they're kind of like good citizens in that way that they like you can just tax them.
Blacks make up 1.2% of the population and commit 40% of the homicides.
So, like, that's crazy.
So, they're at 1350.
How about 140?
Right?
That's so crazy.
And it's about 44% of all crime is committed by 1% of the population.
So, that's different.
Like, that's that's that's a different like tangential connection.
But, like, with the Indian thing, it's sort of like when certain Asians take over a place too, where like eventually all the grocery stores start going out of business that are the American grocery stores.
Like, they don't buy American food, right?
They don't cook American food.
And then all of a sudden, you're celebrating their weird holidays.
And like, and they're not, they don't celebrate Christmas.
No, no houses are decorated for Christmas.
No houses are decorated for Easter.
Like, you lose like the cultural thing.
And then you have Diwali and K-shit and whatever, you know, they're celebrating.
Reminding you guys that I'm not making people that are making fun of Indians.
But it's like, so they come in and then you have these sectarian battles where like, yeah, you have a lot of problems between certain Indian sects that don't like each other.
They start protesting at City Hall.
And it ends up, what happens is, is you lose the culture.
You lose the value system of your area because Western society is a white society or predominantly white.
It is like, I don't know why it's even controversial.
White people have a culture in countries, and so do Indians.
If Indian, if India wasn't Indian, if it got replaced by all white people, it wouldn't be India.
And they always say, well, look, we're just colonizing you because you colonized us.
It's like, no, no, no.
Colonization was we went in to a bad place, built up cities from scratch, created government systems, and created a system that brought you technology, advancement, architecture.
Like your train stations were built by the British, right?
We brought you trains.
This is what we built you.
You're coming in as a form of like replacement immigration where you're coming in and sort of filling spots, refusing to integrate.
And then you're trying, then you're essentially you turn they turn Indians and Arabs turned London from the epicenter of culture and Western excellence to a city that people like myself don't even want to visit You know what I mean?
He was like at like some like pool resort and he was wearing this shirt and it was like one of those stupid shirts where it was like it was like a picture of like a girl's body in the in a in a bikini.
So it's like he's like this like guy, whatever, probably my size or whatever.
And he has a shirt with a girl in the bikini.
And then on the back, it shows the same thing.
And then this like Indian guy is behind him and he's just like looking him up and down because like I think he was like plastered too.
He was telling me in my other housemaid that in university, like the guys after university class, the Indian guys would all go back to somebody's house and then on a big screen, they would just put on like porn hobb or put on porn and then they would sit around and like have a glass of coke and like talk to each other.
If you're like a grown man, if you're like junior high and you don't know boundaries, you got to give a cutoff for people to understand like weird stuff.
But it's like, it's kind of like if you're like, there's a difference if like you have a four-year-old boy and he's like opening up a girl's pants and looking inside versus like a 40-year-old boy, right?
I'm saying that like you, but you do understand, like, there is a reason why, like, like, like, even England, like, this is why people can't really mesh well together.
Goes, like, yeah, like, in Australia while we were there, there was a, there was a, I think it was a Pakistani immigrant that was going around and like, uh, like, trying to, like, grope penetrate, like, random women in their bikinis on the beach.
And he didn't get charged because he didn't know.
He said he didn't know that you couldn't just like finger penetrate women on the beach because he didn't know that was illegal.
And they let him off because he said, like, he just didn't know.
And, like, so he, like, finger, like, he was like random script.
But that's, but I'm saying then, like, Joel Davis, you know, just says, like, Hail Hitler or something.
They sigh heil and then they get arrested and thrown in jail for like two, two years for like a hand movement.
But if you took those fingers from doing this and then put them inside a strange woman on the beach, as long as your skin was brown, you could just say, I didn't even know.
So it's like, it is weird, though, that I'm kind of wondering.
I've always said this.
Are the governments, do they hate whites or are they actually, they're very aware of how non-white culture is?
And that's why they're like, yeah, you really expect this guy to know what he's doing.
And then you come back and you go, yeah, so why do you bring them here?
And that's where it gets fucked up because you go, like, yeah, why did you bring him here then?
If you knew that they don't know better, why do you want these people in your society?
This isn't a Connor McGregor, you know, or like a Pete Hegseth, you know, is it really sexual assault or rape?
Because there's a lot of, you know, me, too, he said, she said, this is like a, you're just running like, man, it's just Pakistan.
Like, oh, and he's like, like, just, just, just, like, just like finger fucking people.
And then all of a sudden, you're like, they're just like, yeah, hey, we all make mistakes sometimes.
Either it's the government made this decision, and then because it was such a bad decision, they want to save face, they don't want to like do anything crazy.
They'd be like, oh, we accidentally let all these guys in and now they're finger banging women on the beach.
Like, oh, you know, let's give them a second chance, like, because we made this decision.
Or the other thing that I believe is that, you know, it's women that mostly women or I don't know, women or really compassionate people that think they're being compassionate that let these people in.
Because Berlin's the same.
Like every night you go out in Berlin, you'll see a girl getting harassed by some type of migrant, whether it's a Pakistani guy or mostly it's like Arab Syrian guys every single night.
And you're like, why don't you do something about this?
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Can we get that off?
There you go.
All right, we're talking about Indians and a lot of this stuff.
Can I also just bring up something really weird?
So do you ever see something that makes you so uncomfortable that you're like, yeah, they're lesbians?
Like, do you ever like see something where you can tell it's not like there's so much tension between two people of the same sex that they're definitely having sex?
I'm actually surprised that they even did that though because like you would think that like like I mean them putting someone who's like supposed to be inherently wicked as like a black person that's like normally not what they would do.
It's normally kind of faux pas to do so it's kind of interesting that they show that.
It's a chemical that literally changes the it's, it changes the delivery of the melanin, but the point is it actually changes your pigmentation and that's what uh, that's what uh, Michael Jackson was doing.
Well look, let me let me play this for a second because like, this is an interview for a queer magazine um, and like I don't know what's happened to people after 2020 but, like I, we definitely live in different worlds.
Listen to this, listen to this interview.
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I've seen um.
This week, people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that.
Uh, I didn't know that that was happening.
I've seen it.
Yeah, that's really powerful.
That's why I wanted.
Yeah, I didn't know that was happening.
I've seen it on a couple of posts at all.
How widespread.
But you know, I am in queer media, so that's my, you know cool yeah, i've seen um, I don't know what's going on there.
I think what just watching that, think about this, think about this, and i'm just making this up obviously, like everything we do on this show and i'll slightly be friends with, I think that that black woman is acting like Ariana, because that's how Ariana Grande.
When you see some of the interviews, she's like real, like that, and then I think she's adopting the personality of Ariana Grande, taking her soul.
Yeah no, because she's just like a stronger, more famous personality and adopting that, and then they're acting similar because they're acting like the same person in that.
Then they sort of took the sacredness out of faith and created this non-denomination movement, which is like sort of like a frivolous, like a way to frivolously take on faith.
And it's this very casual approach to God that leads to a lot of the problems we see in today's world.
It's a very individualistic approach.
A lot of the people that go there are good people and they're great.
You know, they're very good.
They're very great people.
They're better people than I am.
So this isn't a stab at the people.
I think most people are ignorant on what they're a part of.
But like, I always like, because I want to talk about two things here.
We were talking about this today, but there's a boomer thing.
This has to do with boomers and also the Zionist cult.
Like, Drew Hernandez said this to me today.
He's like, dude, this is like Charlie Kirk's like pastor thing here.
He's like, dude, remember the church that we used to go to?
They're throwing an event.
And guess what the event is?
It's the Behold the Israel Prophecy Conference Alaska Cruise.
That is the most insane grift I have ever heard in my entire life.
Yeah, but like that's like, so this is not even, by the way, if you think this is about Calvary Chapel or Israel, this is actually not even about that.
This is about boomers.
But listen, that is like such a good grift, though.
I mean, honestly, like, this is probably like $10,000 or something.
Got Jack Hibbs, Bob Pearl, Barry Stanger, and Amir Sephardi.
And you know what?
I've listened to Jack Hibbs' teachings.
He's a really nice guy, by the way, and he's a Bible teaching guy.
But when he talks about Israel, it's the funniest thing.
There's this one sermon that he was teaching where he was like, you know, and the women in Israel, they just have this beauty about them.
Like, you just stare into their striking blue eyes.
It was the reality where it was like, it was like, oh, like Indians stink about as badly about as badly as Jews change their last names and noses or something like that.
And we don't need to worry about, you know, the killing of the firstborn.
Like, these are, these things have been done away with, the Seder and stuff.
Like, God has given us a new life and a new resurrection.
And this stuff is very, very, very, it's, these people actually think that they're worse than Jews.
And I know, because I went to their, I went to their seminary.
Everyone tells me that I'm wrong, except for the fact that I went, dude, I've been in this church forever.
I was trained by them.
I went to their seminary.
I lived on campus.
We weren't allowed to watch movies.
We had a bedtime.
Like, trust me, this is very cultic.
And it was like, it was quite, quite remarkable because, like, when you were there, if someone was Jewish, it would always be like, we have Mark Steinberg coming to speak.
And it was this real, like, like really weird, like, glorification of people and, like, thinking that you're worse than them and that they're like better.
Some of those types, once they do like genetic testing, like 23andMe or whatever, it's funny because it's opposite for us, but they'll do their testing and they hope they get some Jewish back.
dude isn't that a crazy response to find out that you're like one percent black that is literally the skit from do you remember the skit from uh i have it up i have it up already all right yeah Every time that Hollywood does something, South Park already covered this.
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I got to go back to my page real fast because we were busy talking about this amazing cruise, the Behold Israel.
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So what was even crazier about this is if I can scroll up, So I said, like, just when you thought evangelical Zionism couldn't get any weirder, let me see.
I said, there are lots of older white folk who would spend their retirement on this rather than help their kids put a down payment on a home, right?
And this person said this, listen, why are parents who worked their whole life, me since I was 14, somehow expected to take from our retirement to put up the money for our children to buy a house?
We had to save and scrape by.
Why does it seem like we are not entitled to enjoy what we earn?
And I'm like, I am literally working so my kids can have a better life than I did growing up.
That involves not seeing my savings as my own.
It's my duty as a parent to see them establish in the best way possible.
Being a parent doesn't end when they turn 18.
That is like such a weird modern thing that boomers think their kids are drowning.
They're on prophecy, Behold Israel, biblical prophecy cruises, and their kids are like struggling to make rent in the city.
And they're going like, yeah, well, you should have worked harder.
And you're like, well, the fact is you bought your home for $135,000 and that same home is $785,000 and our wages haven't changed.
So maybe that's a problem.
Now, I'm not saying that all parents have the ability to help their kids, but like if you just have extra money and you're just vacationing, you know, like parent, like this is why there's multi-generational homes.
Like parents will even be like, hey, I'll move into your guys' home.
It's not just because like I just don't, like, you know, I think that millennials have a very low time preference because, you know, we're used to like getting everything digitally and we can just order stuff off of Amazon.
But that's like a different thing.
But I mean, I don't really know anyone who's around my age group who is who like feels like they're like owed like having a house or whatever.
Like it's just like, I mean, we've all kind of just accepted the reality of the situation that we're living in now.
If anything, I think that people are a little bit too accepting what's going on right now, and they kind of just live with it and they don't really do anything to actually fix it.
Like, and this is not a shit on anybody, but anybody I do know that does own a home that's younger usually just lives in kind of a shit area or a non-desirable place.
And I don't mean that in an elitist way.
I mean, like, they accepted, like, I'll never be able to live where I grew up or like, I'll never be able to live where I want to.
Like, I know people who, like, like, uh, like, I was talking to a friend yesterday, uh, who like they had to move out to the desert in California because they just couldn't live afford to live in LA where they've lived for generations.
They just like, and then even now, they're going to move to the mountains to get a more affordable place because they cannot live in this near this near their family.
Yeah, and it's like that, and they're the one of the only friends I have that owns a home.
Yeah, and it's like, but and I just go, oh, that's normal.
Like, yeah, you just can't even live in a city, right?
Like Garden Grove or something, it's like $850,000 for like a two-bedroom house, you know?
Yeah, well, like, I mean, so it's Boca, Boca West Palm, where the studio is like every home that I want is like two and a half or three million dollars.
Yeah, at the well, I mean, yeah, yeah, nicer homes like 12 to 20.
Yeah, basically, based on what you told me in terms of what you want for a house, especially with like an expanding family, then at the very minimum, it would be two and a half or three million.
But I know that like a houses in Compton will be like a million, like yeah, no, it's the same, but houses here, I would say, are I would say in general, there's a better range of home in LA.
So there's like like you can find a lot of like craftsmen or older homes that are like four bedrooms, three bathrooms that are like one story for like 1.5, 1.6.
And out here, you either get a two-bedroom, one bathroom, or a five-bedroom, five-bathroom.
Like, you've been, there's no like, there's no like nice craftsman, like single-story homes here.
Like, LA has a lot of like single-family unit homes that are beautiful.
You just have like, well, how do Mexicans afford to live there?
And it's like full of like niggs and black, and like when like Mexicans are like, yeah, well, that's and like that's why I'm surprised.
And like, you know, I don't know LA very well, but yeah, it's like, I mean, there is a big contingent of Mexicans and blacks who live there and I don't understand Hollyweather.
Well, I mean, I feel that way too, but that's only because I actually took the wrong turn coming here and I actually ended up at the Daily Wire studio.
Like it's it kind of shows your IQ that you can like recognize if you take an IQ test, like Hispanics and blacks always say this, but they're like, oh, well, you know, there's like cultural differences with IQ tests, which is why blacks and Hispanics don't do well.
It's like, like if you take an IQ test, it'll be like squares and circles with like lines in them.
Like it's nothing to do with like, oh, like what do they call a teacup in Singapore or something?
Like it's nothing like that.
Like it's just pattern recognition.
So if people generalize, it's to get through the conversation.
Like I'm not going to talk about the intricacies of each like, oh, you know, not all blacks are this way.
Like, you know, that should just be assumed that we're not talking about 100% of a certain group of people wants to talk about it.
We have a Sebastian slow and everything behind us.
You know what I mean?
Like I was going to say this, though, something kind of funny.
There's this award-winning, there's an award-winning online social media marketing firm, and they decided to make fun of the Jaguar commercial.
Because I like how the Jaguar commercial, I understand that if people didn't see it, they did do a good job of getting everyone to talk about their car company.
But it was funny.
They were like, be different, be bold.
And they put a bunch of black queers on the screen.
That's literally every ad.
This is everything.
I don't even care about the whole controversy.
It's more just like, yeah.
So then they actually made fun of it here.
These people, they're actually liberal, but they did make fun of it because it's not creative, basically.
Honestly, too, like the whole Jaguar thing, because it feels like we're in like 2015.
Because, you know, with Trump winning, it seems like a lot of like, you know, even like actors and a lot of prominent people are like coming out in support of Trump.
But it's just like the whole Jaguar thing feels like it's like from 2015.
Because just based on the little portion of it, it looks like it's going to be like Cybertruck type of like just completely like everything is stripped away from it.
Listen, okay, so but people say all good, all even bad press is good press, right?
People say that.
So they're saying like, you know, we've never been talking about Jaguar, but Jaguar is also, no one's talking about any cars drops.
Like, meaning when luxury cars that have a rich history, typically you just know they exist.
It's like, oh yeah, Jaguars.
I was like, nice, Rolls-Royce.
Like, Rolls-Royce doesn't put commercials on TV, right?
They just show their cars at air shows.
That's what they do.
They go at jet shows where people sell jets.
That's where they sell Rolls-Royce or show their new products.
Because rather than, you know, because then a Rolls-Royce looks cheap compared to a $30 million jet, they're really smart.
Rather than showing it at a car show where you have a $540,000 car that looks like it's fucking ridiculous, throw that next to a $30 million Gulf Stream, and all of a sudden you want your custom rolls with your Goldstream.
You start to look, not only does it raise the profile, but it makes the car seem more affordable.
But I was going to say, not all press is good press because there was one car that got a lot of press and people had a very, very similar warning.
Well, the thing was that when they were doing all of the testing for this vehicle, like all the testing, everyone was like, people were literally responding with like, I'd rather be shot in the head than be seen dropping my kids off in this shit.
And it was like, it pulled so poorly, but the company said the same thing.
Look, people don't know what they're talking about.
They don't know.
This is the future of cars.
This turned out to be one of the worst failures in history.
The only other car I think that is uglier than this is the well, I was going to say the Cybertruck as well to me is up there with the worst looking cars that I've ever seen in my life.
That being said, Botard said, Elijah, you should make a hipster commercial for slightly offensive using all black actors and run it all over X. Thank you.
Well, listen, I'm with you on that because listen to this.
There's this guy that uploads.
I wrote this.
This religion is hilarious.
This guy thinks that he can trick God by covering his food in plastic.
That God saw the plastic and was like, damn, I didn't think about that.
You know, there's this guy, he orders kosher food and he thinks that he can like trick God by like getting around the rules, which to me is like a very weird religion, right?
It wasn't until this year that I realized that, well, because I guess the whole Indian thing blew up this year, but just like really like the last three or four months, I thought people were making jokes about Indians because they poop in the street or whatever.
But it's like, no, they actually have festivals where they're throwing shit at each other.
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All right, that being said, something I thought was interesting here.
So, like, you know, so I wrote this message here on Slightly Offensive.
I was like, you know, modern women will literally kill three of their own defenseless children in the womb.
So people who don't even care about them clap while they walk downstairs in cheap UG knockoff boots.
If she died today, they'd order an office cake in her memory and replace her within a week.
I saw this like woman that was like going viral.
All these women were congratulating her.
It's like point of view when your company clapped for you when you move on to your next chapter.
Like, you know, there's like these like infantile, like humiliation rituals.
Women love them.
It's like, wow, my whole office is so proud of me.
It's like, you gave up having a family and like, you give up having kids and a life and a life so that you could just have abortions, make PowerPoints.
And then so some people who would not even cry if you died will clap for you when you leave.
I do think it's really weird how women like care about like being like getting admiration in the office and office dynamics and office relationships and you know the respect in the workplace.
Like fuck, just pay me a good paycheck and it's chill.
You know what I mean?
Like let's every time I've worked with women, there's so much complications that arise that it's like 90% of the office becomes managing people rather than actually trying to execute the job.
And so you're now trying to deal with dynamics of individuals than you are actually trying to create a product or pioneer.
So companies are basically self-maintaining organisms that are trying to focus on keeping themselves from self-imploding.
That's what I got from that.
I feel like they're always, and they're always like so happy about it too.
No, because I found it because I was like, that looks like Whedon and Kennedy, which is like one of the biggest marketing firms.
And yeah, like, I mean, I've worked big ad agencies before.
And yeah, there's a lot of those girl boss type people where they're like just so proud.
And like, by the way, they make up so many stupid titles there.
Like, like, it'll be like associate ad director, associate managing junior ad director.
Like, it's just like, like, it's like, you know, they could probably, which is why when Elon first came into Twitter, he like cut 80% of the workforce and still worked fine, even though people say otherwise.
But it's just like, I mean, these are just made-up jobs for women and probably non-white people too, essentially.
I mean, like, if you go to some of those African beauty shops where they have weaves and all this stuff, whatever, then they always have like skin weight.
We do have an episode coming out next week, though, of part one of 30.
Part one of probably of three.
So if you guys like the Ron Uns interviews about the Holocaust, you guys will love this guy, Dr. Kirikov, who is explaining.
It's called the Dark Conquest, and essentially how Israel took over the United States government and conquered its people and got us into forever wars.
And it'll probably be a four or five part series, but part one will be being released next week only on censored TV.
So if you like stuff about Israel taking over from like a 70-year-old, he spent like 20 years working in the U.S. Senate as like the number one foreign policy advisor.
He's from the United States government and watched Israel take a hold of our government over the last 50 years.
And he wrote about it in a book about how Israel took over America.
Yeah, I know you guys wouldn't be into that, how Israel took over the United States government from someone who was working in the United States government and watched it happen.
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