DEEP STATE WINS?! Matt Gaetz OUSTED as AG & Russia ESCALATES War | Guest: The Lectern Guy
DESCRIPTION: In a surprise turn of events, Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from the nomination of Attorney General.. Despite resigning from his seat in congress almost instantaneously after receiving it. However, some people are speculating there may be a bigger agenda at play here — could it be that Matt was avoiding an ethics report coming out?Show more Also.. as of last night, Russia has officially shot ICBMs into Ukraine — escalating what some think may turn into a nightmare scenario for the entire world. Will things escalate, or fall flat?
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Matt Gates withdraws from Attorney General nominee this afternoon.
Matt Gates confirmed on X that he would be withdrawing his name from consideration to serve as the Attorney General under Donald Trump.
Deep State won MAGA people zero, or was this a coup d'état, a backup plan so that he could take over as the president after they assassinate Trump?
Now, I don't know what they're planning.
We're talking about that.
Plus, they have a new attorney general just announced, and the war in Russia just escalated, which is crazy, and a lot of other bullshit we'll be discussing here.
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I just want to bring an open circuit.
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Here's what happened.
This afternoon, Matt Gates confirmed on X that he would be withdrawing.
It says here, let me get this a little bit bigger.
There you go.
That he would be withdrawing his name from consideration to serve as Attorney General under Donald Trump.
Former representative Matt Gates has been under fire since Trump nominated him for the position of Attorney General overseeing the Department of Justice.
We're all a little too familiar here at this table with the Department of Justice.
His nomination to the DOJ caused surprising outrage among his colleagues on Capitol Hill and those in the mainstream media.
And he had this to say, I had an excellent meeting with senators yesterday, and I appreciate their thoughtful feedback and the incredible support of so many.
While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was obviously not popular among Israel.
No, that's not what he said.
He said, while the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction of the critical work of Trump and Vance.
And then here's some gay thing that my assistant wrote.
Only yesterday, Sonny Hostin from The View was forced to read a legal memo on air after trashing him over accusations of child sex trafficking.
And the same day, the New York Times obtained and published documents assembled by federal investigators during a sex trafficking investigation into Mr. Gates.
Allegedly, these investigators established a web of payments among Gates and a dozen friends and associates who have taken part in drug-fueled sex parties.
This all comes after weeks of ruthless attacks and accusations.
So this is where I want to begin here.
We're just going to call you the lectern guy for the show.
I mean, look, okay, we know we're talking about this.
It's obviously you got Trump and the populist MAGA movement versus whatever the hell's been going on in Washington, D.C., even since his first, you know, election.
You know, the whole point about this was, I kind of want to tell how dumb this is.
The whole point of what they originally said.
So here's how the accusation started.
They said he was like paying women for sex because of these Venmo receipts to where he said like, oh, I'm giving you $250, $500.
And then always, you have to put a little note on Venmo for the boomers here.
And so they said, like, you know, for hanging out.
And apparently the allegation was that I guess it was in a state where it was legal to have sex with a 17-year-old because there is different ages in the country, 16, 17, 18, depending on where you go.
Pedophilia is apparently restricted to state lines.
Unless you're a kick streamer, then you find a way to get, you know, violate those laws anyway.
So Matt Gates, by the way, we have to clarify this because I don't want to do a Sonny Host and have to read one of the chats here, but said, Matt Gates has denied all wrongdoing.
And the Justice, I should look at the camera and I say this.
Matt Gates has denied all wrongdoing.
And the Justice Department has since closed the case without any charges against him.
Here's what I want to ask about this.
This is a genuine way to go in deep.
And when we're talking about Gates, he might have been in deep.
And I don't think it necessarily was criminal.
Here's the question, Earl, since you are an expert on this.
I do want to ask you, do you guys think that he was honestly guilty?
And that he was like, because what the accusations are is he resigned from Congress and was given the nomination so that he could have a feasible or deniable culpability.
We call that also being one of the boys.
Not saying he did anything to children, but just that he was going to get some sort of a dishonorable censure.
They gave him a position because they realized it was political witch hunt and that it wasn't criminal, but maybe it was sketchy.
So it could have been one of those typical, like, oh, yeah, if a pastor messes up, might not be a, might be a crime, but it's considered dishonorable.
And then he was going to get kicked out anyways, but then he might run for Marco Rubio's seat or he might run for the governor of Florida or he might be in some sort of advisory or private role.
I don't know.
I guess we'll go right to you.
I kind of want to know what you think about those accusations.
Like, I saw a guy on the internet today who fucked a tranny and wrote about it, talked, like, took lecture humanity and go, you know, you know, sexual proclivity is the ceiling to an ambitious man's career.
And I'm like, okay, listen.
Now, I'm not innocent of like bullshit myself, but like, I at least like Pete.
Do you know who PD is?
I liked Petey's take where he was like, actually, my past parting life is the stalwart.
It's what will prevent me from a political ambition.
Like, at least he's willing to come out and admit, not talk to Gates as if he's an other, but just go, look, yeah, we've all, you know, we've, we've, you got a little handsy, done your stuff.
And everyone knows when there's alcohol and there's women and there's stuff going, accusations can fly, things can happen when it's politically convenient.
That's why a lot of people like Petey was saying, I don't want to get political because I know that, you know, what was not a problem 10 years ago, not that he's saying he's done that, but just, you know, people can just be like, I was here and there, and this happened.
You don't even remember, but you touched me and this and that.
And he was like, honest, well, there was, you know, the other gentleman who's like, was like, I don't know, speaking like a sensei or something like that was pretty, pretty awkward positioning.
But I sort of say with Gates, I'm not convinced that, you know, he's not a man, not one of the boys.
He probably partied, had a good time.
But did he do anything intentionally criminal or any of these things?
I don't believe it personally.
And I have hung out with him many, many times.
And I have never, ever thought that he was one of the sketchy ones in the swamp.
Okay, but I don't know about the rest of you two, though.
Innocent or guilty?
I mean, obviously, he's left jurisdiction from Congress and resigned.
He has no criminal charges from the FBI.
And I just feel like if he really was a criminal, we wouldn't be hearing what accusations the FBI, who launched an investigation, would have been able to push charges against him because everyone hated Gates because he was a MAGA.
Everybody hated him.
And I always say this: like once the FBI goes in there, like with Trump and they don't find something, I feel like you're probably innocent of what you're being accused of.
Well, I mean, as I said, I think it was on Tuesday.
It seems like, you know, they always hold off on this stuff until the very last second until someone is about to rise to some position of prominence.
So it's like, even with Kavanaugh, for example, I mean, Kavanaugh, I mean, Kavanaugh was a, I think he was a state-level judge for a long time, for like decades before.
And then all of a sudden, we're supposed to believe that he was like hosting gang bangs where he's like raping people and then getting people drunk.
I mean, you know, don't make me like the guy even more than I already did.
But, you know, I think it's conspicuous that they bring it up at the very last second.
Occasionally, like Gates, they may not always be committing crimes, but not everything they do may be ethical.
You know?
Matt Gates was Trump's only nomination who wasn't funded by APAC.
I'm sure him being forced to resign is just another coincidence.
And I thought, you know, maybe that was a little bit dumb.
You know, maybe that's a little bit, you know, picking too much out of the bag here.
But when I clicked on the first thing I did when I looked up who Pam Bondi is watching good videos, but I found this that just the first that popped up on X here from APAC tracker.
Trump has selected the pro-Israel fanatic Pam Bondi as the next U.S. Attorney General after Matt Gates withdraws.
Trump picks Pam Bonnie for U.S. Attorney after Gates withdraws.
AG Pam Bondi, Israel is our greatest ally in the entire world.
I mean, from what we've seen over the last four years.
So I don't think we really have a lot of allies, right?
I don't think that's, I don't think it's really safe to say that.
But I want to know your genuine thought on this.
Do you think that this had to do with Gates' lack of support from Israel and taking money from APAC?
Because that's what some people on the right are suggesting, that this was a foreign influence kind of, because you know, Gates said that Epstein, you saw him on Tim Poole and he said, was that Tim Poole?
Where he said that Gates Epstein was possibly killed by a foreign country and hinted it was Israel.
You're saying that, like, you know, the United States knows that there's a Mossad blackmail network, but it might be out of their control, out of their hands.
So, taking Diddy down is a way to start getting tapes, getting in and figuring out how extensive is this, who's compromised, who's blackmailed, like that kind of thing.
CIA is inserting itself, saying, All right, we need to get our own hands on our own people.
There's the idea that Trump is on this list, right?
And I've always said, well, if he is, they would just show that he's on the list.
And even in Discovery, they can edit down that list as much as they want to make it just their enemies, whoever is in charge as enemies, right?
But if they aren't doing that, then they must not know the extent of that network and who is implicated.
I mean, that's just, I think that's just common sense.
So gates being pulled out, my main concern is, why would you ever replace a man with a female to do a job?
Especially with something that demands authority and respect from other men.
I don't think it's a good look.
I think that the senators that played against him, they all are best friends with, God, what's his name?
McCarthy in the house.
Like it's an old boys club.
And this may just be them saying, you took out one of ours, one of our biggest fundraisers, and you kind of, you know, bit the hand that feeds us.
It could be as simple as that.
Because the AIPAC is tied to so many people in so many things.
I mean, you can throw a dart and say, this person's affiliated.
Well, you're going to take money if an APAC is out there because you're constantly running for office if you're a congressperson.
So is everyone dirty who works for APAC?
I don't know.
Are you dirty because you work for AIPAC?
Probably not.
But I definitely think there are some people who take money and have at least dual citizenship and priorities that maybe don't align with America First policies.
Yeah, he's like, wait, let me see if I can actually read this.
Like, there's this side of the internet that is like really hyper-focused on Jews being evil, which is like, it's kind of funny, actually, because they get really fixated and everything is, everything is Jews.
And he wrote this.
This is a real tweet from a very popular account.
Said, my wife wants me to go to bed.
She knows it's the Jews, but she feels pain in me saying it is.
I won't be here forever.
I love you all.
And I hate Jews so much.
With all my heart, I hate Jews.
If I'm gone tomorrow, know that you should also hate Jews.
But, I mean, because aside to see the Jews and everything.
And I want to know this that with APAC, like some people don't realize this.
There is a big carved part of America that are evangelical Protestants that their support for Israel is irrelevant of getting money from them.
They give money.
Like at the churches I grew up in, you would raise money to send to Israel.
And like Calvary Chapel is one of the spearheaded, you know, churches.
It's sort of like a cult in that way.
Nice people.
By the way, if you go to a Calvary Chapel, you're probably an incredible person.
And I don't think you're a cultic person, but Calvary Chapel is a cult.
It sort of like revolves on this guy Chuck Smith of the Calvary Chapel Distinctives.
And it's a dispensationalist, Zionist sort of Christian cult that is focused on eschatology of the end times and rapture.
It's a very weird, weird group.
And the people there are like, it's weird.
They always leave one Calvary, go to the next.
They keep in this network of these people.
And it's very weird theology.
Great individuals, great, great human beings, but just a bit weird.
And you could trace that back a couple hundred years.
My point being, though, is that those people raise money.
And so I want to talk about that aspect of like sometimes people who say like Israel's our greatest ally, they're not all compromised by millions of dollars.
Sometimes they're just compromised by childhood theology.
And I mean, genuinely, like, that's not like it's not so much to say that Jews have control over everyone, but that maybe that's why ideas and ideology can be more powerful than money, which is why they invade the institutions of universities.
Because if we can, you know, program people, we don't need to waste our money.
The money's really, that's why you go, how's that guy turned for Israel for $43,000?
Like, yeah, okay, not only is that not everything you see, but you really think like, yeah, $43,000 turned that guy.
No, he, and you find out he's an evangelical Protestant and he thinks Israel's our greatest ally and you have to save Israel.
And you see them interviewed.
Lauren Bobert's one of them.
She says they are God's chosen people.
There's only two countries endowed by God with manifest destiny, us and Israel.
And so like, I think a lot of people don't talk about that enough that a lot of America's support is theological, ideological, and it's not based on black men.
If you look at how the MAGA movement, the America First moving, the pro-nationalist movement considered money being sent to Ukraine versus money being sent to Israel.
We spent a year on fire saying, stop sending money to Ukraine the second Israel needs money.
All of MAGA's on board with it.
So obviously that ideology is deeply embedded within the Republican, the conservative outlook ideologies.
Also, you just mentioned one thing that's kind of interesting about lobbying is that people always think that lobbying is like one group gives a politician $100,000.
Now they didn't believe in position A, but now they completely believe in it.
Like, no, it's normally that they find someone who has, you know, some leanings towards that sentiment and then they support them.
So yeah, like it's not always like someone that's completely bought up by Israel.
But I mean, like, I recently started going to a non-denominational church.
And then if you know Mike Brown, Mike Brown showed up there.
He's like a messianic Jew, end times, third temple prophecy type of money.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And then, you know, he's one of these guys who goes around.
And then if you watch Fox News past midnight too, you start to get all those ads.
Okay, so let me play a clip from her that I think is going to be really important.
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And I'll tell you, it's bad enough and one thing to profit from poisoning others, but it's another.
When you bring drugs from Mexico into our country, California, Texas, Georgia, and end up in our state and do it with impunity.
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DEA is going to help them.
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And we're going to enjoy you.
And you can be defending this on looking at 15, 30 years in Florida State Prison for conspiracy to traffic garage.
I always promote it, but I don't get paid by them.
But I was at Lifetime and I noticed that there was like a girl, like a young 18, maybe 17-year-old girl doing like the child care, which I feel comfortable.
You know, just a cute little fuck.
Yeah.
Like, like five years older than, you know, if you're the president's son, you know, like not, you'd have to be lower than that, like a nominated attorney general to hit that.
But she was like, you know, like cutesy and fun.
It seemed like somebody like, oh, yeah, that's like the kind of babysitter I'd look for.
That's going to have fun with my kids.
But then I see like the other guy who's there with her and he's like 22.
And it's not that it was weird.
Like he was a little bit of a twinkish looking, you know, not gay, but just a little twinkish body.
Like somebody who's probably in college nearby.
And I actually, as a parent, like I don't normally notice this stuff.
I was like, you know, he's like, holding two kids.
I'm not, obviously, most men, that's a total, like total ridiculous idea that men are, you know, all out there trying to, you know, touch your kids or whatever.
I just, I just don't know if I'd like feel comfortable with my kid being watched by strange men, regardless of if they're young or anything.
Like I just, because I go, what guy would apply for a child care position?
It doesn't make sense to me knowing how like I will fuck no, like even my own kids, I'm not in childcare.
I go work, you know, my wife stays home and I'm with my kids in the morning a little bit, a little bit, and at night, a little bit, but I'm not there in the daytime.
I get weirded out, not that there are men who do it, but why is it once you're grown, you wouldn't get out of that job quickly?
By the way, somebody says Elijah was supposedly credentialed in everything.
No, like three things.
It's like, I'm 31 years old.
I've lived enough life, okay?
But actually, by the way, being a teacher is what got me into politics because I was in the first DEI program, like one of the first ones in Los Angeles, and then I ended up going to NPR.
And then NPR put my story out there, and I got death threats for claiming that I didn't want to be discriminated against for being white.
No, no, but on the flip of that, that's a good question.
So let's get us all in trouble here for a second.
This show's only on Rumble.
We have the right and the liberty to say this.
You know, about the teenagers with the women, I think that it is a different case, though.
Like, a lot of people talk about this, these like older women with these guys, these 16 and 17-year-old guys that are going out there and sleeping with their teachers.
I feel like when I was a young teenager, like people say, what if it was your son?
I'm like, well, if my son was 11 or 10, that's a huge, no, that's a huge difference.
But my son at 16 knows how his dick works and he knows what he's doing and he knows that women are impressionable.
And look, I come from the understanding that even if you're a grown woman, I feel like women are kind of like children.
As Romilio says, they're barely sentient.
But, but I mean that in a friendly way.
I mean, like, I feel like I knew at 16 how to manipulate my teachers.
I knew how to manipulate women's personalities.
And I feel like that's why you know in those situations, is it illegal?
Am I advocating for it?
Absolutely not.
Am I saying it's a good thing?
No, it's an abuse of power from the teacher.
And absolutely, it's terrible.
My point is saying is that sometimes I feel like even the parents should be a little bit culpable.
It's not victim blaming.
It's saying like, dude, your 16-year-old son, they know what they're doing sexually at that point.
In every other culture, those were men by that point.
You would go out to war, you would fight for in war.
And it's like, I always say this: when my son's 18, I'm going to help him get out and get independent, but my daughter's going to live with me until she's married.
Like, that's just my opinion.
Like, I'm going to help my sons get started.
I'm not going to just kick them out and help them go get started, but my daughter is going to stay with me.
There's a difference in men and women.
And I feel like a lot of the people get that whole argument wrong.
You don't congratulate the kids, like, nice, you slept with an older woman because obviously that's you don't want teachers fucking kids like in their classrooms.
And then it goes for college, too.
That's a problem.
I had professors fucking their own students in college, and that's also a problem.
Even the girls are 18, it's not because the age or it's weird.
It's like, just as a professor, you shouldn't be fucking your students.
Like, that's not probably an appropriate thing to do, period, even if they're of age.
We have, you know, I think it's weird about the age of consent thing.
People argue in America like it's some universal number.
Like they're like, ew, you like a girl that's under 18.
And now it's like, if you like a girl that's 20, it's gross.
Like to them, right?
So it's like, it's gotten really weird.
Like I'm from, I would say I'm from LA, so I can just agree on the 18 thing because that's where it was where I'm from.
So 18 is like, you know, what I, in my head, that's where we draw the line.
But it's like, I understand in some of these states, you know, you don't have as much pickings.
And in the end, I guess if you're a bit older and you find someone that's like worthy of 16, somebody's like math parks and stuff.
I mean, hey, she's got all the teeth and she's 17 and it's legal and you're 25.
You know, go get married and be good.
But I've always said my argument on consent is it's not about when you're old enough to start becoming a whore.
It's when you're old enough to get married and start a family, which I think is a different perspective.
People say, what about your daughter if she was 16?
I go, well, if she was 16 and she was mature and grew up in a nice family, there's a 23-year-old guy who had a degree and wanted to marry her and they knew each other from the city and he wasn't weird.
I wouldn't mind marrying her off.
They go, oh, that's crazy.
I go, well, you know what's even crazier?
Letting her rot till she's 18, let her start an OnlyFans, get blown out by 30 men, and then she is 31 and making videos on TikTok about how she enjoys being single.
That's to me worse.
And I don't think there's anything weird.
I mean, if my daughter wasn't mature, then I wouldn't want her to get married, period, until she was mature enough to get ready.
But if your daughter's not mature by 16, 17 to be married, then you fucked up as a parent.
Because women mature earlier than men.
And I think so mentally, they do.
Like men, you know, I haven't matured yet.
Like, I believe they do.
Like, because women can give, no, because men are their sexual reproduction strategy is to reproduce, but their marriage and ability to be married is based on to provide for that child.
But a woman doesn't need to naturally provide.
She needs to nurture.
And a woman at a certain age has the mentality to be the nurturer.
But a man, when is he ready to actually provide?
That's the question.
And some men, it can be, you know, 19, 20.
Some men it takes until they're 27, 28, so they're mature enough to actually, you know, hold the job, settle down, and provide for a family, come home at night, do what they need to do.
I'm saying the cap girl hasn't figured it out yet.
But biologically, it also might be why we can produce later in our years as opposed to when we can, because we just don't know when we're going to do that.
You've been the only one using it, and the buttons are all sticky.
It is.
No, but I think those kind of conversations are a little more complex.
The question, though, that I want to know, I feel like the complex question that we all have been trying to figure out here is like, Pam Bondi, yes or no?
Today, we are introducing a bill to make 16 years of minimum age for social media.
And it got community noted.
The bill will require identity or age verification for all Australians to use social media, including adults.
The government confirmed this is the only way to enforce it.
There is an argument for excluding children and young adults from social media, whether it is mental health, bullying, or addiction.
All fair reasons to limit time on social media.
But this responsibility should fall on the parents of the children, not godless government bureaucrats.
Well, this bill has been introduced under the guise of protecting children.
It was created to serve as an entirely different purpose.
As a community note in Albanese's ex-post indicates, anyone using social media in Australia will have to surrender personal information to the government to use the internet.
This was even confirmed by the Assistant Secretary of Online Safety, Andrew Irwin, in a Senate committee hearing in early November.
Now, I want to remind you that the Online Safety Committee, as well as the Azar, are actually CIA employees.
This is not a joke, by the way.
The head of this department went to go get a job at CIA, was gone to America for months, didn't get the job, and then started the Department of Censorship at Australia right after that, within like a week.
It's crazy.
Not to mention, by the way, that the largest CIA operation that exists in the world outside of the USA's procedural offices, which create no surveillance.
They clarified.
The largest foreign operation is in Australia.
They control a place larger than Area 51.
It is massive.
It's like its own country of CIA operations in Australia.
Very few people know this.
And if you go past there, you'll get shocked for even trying to take a picture of it.
That's true.
But Green Senator David Showbridge asked whether everybody will have to go through the age checking process as a part of testing whether a user is aged 16 plus.
Yes, replied Andrew Irwin, Assistant Secretary of Online Safety at DickFuck Ditterdeck.
Make no mistake, this is a national age verification system masquerading as being about online safety.
The Australia federal government has a history of bullying social media platforms, yada, yada, yada.
Okay, before we even move on with that, do you have a picture of his wife?
I think that this is really important for people to realize.
Like, a lot of what goes on in the world, the reason why Australians can really be manipulated.
And I say this because Australians actually are not much different than the majority of Americans in terms of like, it's considered to be like faux pas to be politically, you know, literate.
Like, it's like, it's like you're a weirdo.
That's literally what it is.
And to go against the grain is considered to be just like, you're sort of like mucking up the room, you know?
Like it's like a guy talking about Andrew Tate in front of the bitches, but that's in every situation.
You know what?
Like they kind of view politics like that.
And that's sort of that's how to explain it.
Like imagine like trying to explain the matrix to all the hot bitches.
It's like that's that's not that like where they're retarded and we know that we're not we're liking them for their personalities, not because we think they have anything to add.
And that's how Australians view each other.
Like we're all just mates and hanging out and it's not, there's no time or place.
Earl, but what we're saying here is that what a lot of governments are doing, no, what a lot of governments are doing is like, let's just say an example is Americans are like, hey, we need to ban porn to make sure that the kids are not accessing porn.
So the government goes, okay, so what we're going to do then is we're going to do what you asked.
We're going to make everybody turn their ID into make a social media profile.
Yeah, but we're but we're saying that most countries are passing bullshit like with the EU in general and Australia are taking things that the populace wants, pretending to be populist leaders by passing them, but making the way they implement them a way that agrees with their agenda.
And then the people that aren't paying attention go, oh yeah, that's mate.
That's great.
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They just might have made a thing where I'm like, oh, my mate, I'm a kangaroo.
And all I was going to say is like, even out here, it's like you find the amount of people who wouldn't see my son unless he's vaccinated, which is aka a form of child abuse.
So, in my personal opinion, it's like, it's like, it is crazy.
If you were someone you woke up at that time and I realized how hard it is to get healthcare, even in Florida, if you don't believe in vaccines, I mean, people are going to find out under the Australian thing that they're going to try to speak out.
Everyone's going to get doxxed.
Because I don't know if you saw Peter Dutton said that if you, do you saw this?
The head of the right-wing party, the Conservatives, put out a video saying that if you have anyone in your family that seems to be anti-government or suspicious, please at least give a tip off to ASIO, their FBI.
Let us know.
This is the conservatives, the pro-Trump people, because you need to know, because being anti-government is a sign of mental illness.
You were like, yeah, even after all the prison camps and the concentration camps and how we tried to gas you in COVID times, if you're against the government, even after all that, how they locked you down for the longest period of time in Melbourne, those people locked down the longest in the entire world.
Even after all that, if you have a problem with the government and you're speaking against the government, you should report those people.
Speaking of that, obviously you know that a lot of people do get persecuted.
One of those people is Mike Lindell.
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And it's so funny because go to this page here.
When I first followed Dean, he was at 70,000 followers.
This is a show account.
I'll follow this.
But it's like, it's funny because a lot of these people think they're getting famous, but they're more like infamous.
They're mostly followed by right-wingers.
Yeah, they make money.
And I just mock them.
But I thought it was really funny because Dean Withers always, let me see if I can do, you guys can look up pictures too, but Dean Withers was like, oh, I take steroids.
Now look at this.
And he was like, I take steroids.
I'm like, I'm a real man.
I'm masculine.
Everybody knows this guy.
Like 5'7, weighs about 135 pounds.
Like, to be completely honest, this is like what my wife would look like with steroids.
Like, this is, it's like, you have, like, it's always those guys that say that they're really ripped, but they're just skinny guys, right?
I mean, you know, but I always bring this up with the new audience.
Like, one of the most famous interactions with David Hogg, that was, I filmed it with him where I pretended to be NBC, snuck into his party in LA right around the time of the Parkland shooting.
Well, I was going to say, like, it was like, I threw it in in the background because, like, I felt like I felt like he was being sort of like coerced into being and interviewing people based on lying about his cover.
So I pretended to be NBC News, got him to this private event in LA in a home, walked in with a camera crew.
I just, I hired a camera crew in LA, spent like $800, brought a camera crew in, said, I'm here with NBC.
I'm here to interview David Hogg.
No one asked.
His handler was like, yeah.
And I was like, and I was like, asked him for like five minutes.
It's up.
I should re-release this, actually, if he's going to run.
I should re-release it on X. People would love this interview.
And I was like, yeah, you know, you were at Parkland, ball.
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We had Ron Unz on, and then it's called The Dark Crusade, The Zionist Control of America.
These are older guys who are very historically accurate, like historians.
I'm joking about being anti-Semites.
It's crazy.
Like, we always mean the episodes to be 30 minutes and one time, but we ask them point A of bullet point one, and we get about 25-minute answer, and it turns into like a three- or four-part series off of like a one-page script.
I'm not joking.
Like, I go like this: Dr. Kirikov.
So, obviously, Zionism is largely entrenched in eschatological beliefs of the rapture and end times, with the Schofield Bible being a huge determiner of people's personal beliefs and their interpretations of the end times.
How much does Zionism play a role in the average American's view of Israel?
I just hit mute and I just sit here and I just go, hmm.
It's actually by the way, we actually have a two or three part series coming out with the author of Dark Crusade that exposes the whole Zionist crusade of America.
But I'm saying, like, yeah, these guys are long-winded.
No, that's why I say America is the worst country to be poor in, but it's the easiest country to get ahead.
It's the easiest country to give head and get ahead.
We would know from earlier tonight.
But here's the deal.
I'm saying, no, but I'm saying, like, America is like a country where if you're poor, you can get yourself into a comfortable financial position easier than any country in the world.
I promise you this.
Like, other countries have more, like, what are those called?
Like, nets, like social nets for like when you're poor.
But the amount of guys I know here who like, the comfortable level for an American is so much further than an Australian, like, or a New Zealander or a UK.
Like, if you're comfortable in America, you own a home, you have two cars.
Like, you know, in Australia, you don't have a nice, and our homes here are like twice the size.
It's like the, the, the, I always tell people this.
It's like, because we have almost 400 million people and we're one of the top five largest nations in the world, of course, we have like, you know, 100 million people who are in poverty.
I'm saying we have like 100 million people who are like in poverty, which is like four times the, the size of, or no, two and a half times the size of Australia.
So you go, wow, they have 100 million poor people.
That's crazy.
It's like, yeah, but we have like 120 million people who are like middle class, living a great life.
That's like, you know, three, four times your population too.
Like, there's no place where there's more people in retaliation.
Like, even in India, I mean, China's catching up, but America still remains the country in population size where the most amount of people living well to that population density is insane.
The amount of people here making like $80,000 to $130,000 net home income that think they're poor here.
Yeah, you're poor.
Go to Australia.
Like, you could be making $100K in Australia and you're living in a, like, I'm not joking.
Like, I'm not going to say who, but I have family members who live there that make $300K a year and they're living in Melbourne and they're living in a three-bedroom, one-bathroom that's small, and it's like $2.1 million.
And when they lose all of their benefits, they're going to revolt.
I don't think the next race war is going to be between blacks and whites.
I actually see the blacks and whites coming together.
I think they're fucking all of us because I don't think the black community is I don't think they they like what's going on right now.
I think they see a lot of maybe the handouts they were given taken away from them.
I know affirmative action was taken away, so that's going to do a lot of damage for scholars, you know, college scholarships.
I think we're going to see this new poverty class come in from the South, these island countries, take all those benefits, and the black community rise up and say, we have to be more.
Now, I was listening to Joe Rogan the other day, and he is so fixated on this thing about like marijuana legalization, which is like, okay, maybe people shouldn't be locked up for it.
But he's like, yeah, you know, people are just like really caught up on this idea of like, you can't get ahead if you smoke weed.
I'm like, everyone that I knew or that I knew back in the day or I know to this day who smokes weed on a regular basis really doesn't get ahead.
Like it's like people see rappers who like smoke weed and drink lean and do drugs and they're millionaires.
And they're like, oh, look, well, you can smoke weed and get ahead.
No, not for not for the average person.
For the average person, you can't smoke weed.
You can't do all that stuff and then get ahead.
But I mean, if you're actually dedicated to a cause, if you actually have a calling, then you can get ahead for sure.
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I haven't used this product yet, but I use magnesium to fall asleep, and it does help a lot.
Magnesium, all that stuff literally does.
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Now, I wouldn't put a product on here I don't think could work or whatever.
But if a product's on here that I haven't used, it's in transit.
They're sending it to me.
I always make sure the audience has a money-back guarantee.
So, like, people don't realize how important that is.
Like, a lot of people just sell you shit and scam you, but I won't sell you a product that I haven't used that you don't get a money-back guarantee or isn't made in the USA.
Like, I always said, like, unless it's made in the USA and there's a reason to sell it.
It's like a shirt.
I haven't worn the shirt, but it's made in the USA.
Someone else said, I buy everything Elijah sells with shekels.
That was exlusive.
No, but I was going to say, it is kind of interesting that I just want to remind you guys with the products.
Like, it doesn't matter what product it is.
I will never sell you a product I don't use or I don't personally have a friend that uses because sometimes if there's like a thermometer for periods, I don't use it.
But if my wife uses it, that's fine.
But I will not sell you a product.
And obviously with Undertaker boxers, I use them all the time.
I don't know.
I'm not wearing them takes on Superman in it.
So we're not going to show that today.
I told you I either Superman or a boxer.
So I had to double check that I wasn't freeballing it.
Do you get chafing or I have to wear them because with white shorts, maybe you have a fart that's you know because I use fan man's fan mans.
Yeah, van man.
No, but my wife and my mother-in-law use vanman.
I use it too.
If I actually used it more, I'd have less skin conditions.
I'm just not disciplined enough to use it every day.
But my wife uses it every day.
But I'm like, I just don't like people who sell products that nobody uses.
And then we had, like, we have another product that, by the way, I'm not going to plug it now, but it's the stuff that helps you get energy that they don't want to renew.
I mean, it's like, as a dad, I mean, dad's watching this know, like, you know, like, I live in South Florida where like an apartment is the side, the price of a, you know, by the way, it's almost the price of the Mar-a-Lago.
Actually, so first time I went out there, I think it was like April of, I mean, it was sometime in 2010, but I went to San Francisco thinking like, oh, it's going to be like, you know, LA, it's going to be hot and warm and sunny.
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I'm saying Gavin McGinnis was on Glenn Beck.
It's weirdly accepted.
Do you know what's weird?
Can I say this real fast?
Put us on four.
There's about like 10 people.
And this sounds like a really weird self-congratulations, but actually, I feel like I did my work in the mainstream before I fucked off a little bit was a lot of people didn't like each other and I re-bridged the gaps.
Like Gavin wasn't allowed at Blaze and I got him to be back allowed.
Like Cernovich wasn't allowed.
Jack Pisobic was considered bullshit with a bunch of organizations.
I helped him, you know, clear his reputation behind the scenes with a bunch of people.
Alex Jones wasn't allowed.
And the only reason why Alex Jones is back in the mainstream is because he was on Glenn Beck because I orchestrated that, got him to set up a picture, set it up.
And I feel like, and Alex knows that and stuff.
We talk about that.
But I feel like that's what matters more is less about making money and everything, but like keeping the homogeny, keeping the unity together.
Wouldn't that be a crazy invention if we decided like what if we were like working with like big people and we could just like basically put we have buttons that we could press and people could like have their names come up.
No it'd be even crazier if those people got paid in money that was like green bills that you just like gave it to them and they could like buy milk and like food with it.
