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55 days out from the certification of the election, and things are starting to get wild. From protests in the street to Antifa mobilizing in liberal hotspots like Seattle and Portland — it’s starting to look like 2016 ALL OVER again. Can “The Resistance” keep up steam despite their candidate losing the popular vote AND electoral college, granting Trump a RESOUNDING victory?Show more Also, women.. Women, women, women. The throngs of harpies who are now threatening to hold out on sex, or any kind of intimacy for that matter, are growing in response to mens’ support for the President-Elect. How long will they hold out until they need their sugar daddy to pay for their rent? All this and more on another episode of Nightly Offensive! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ➤ MYPILLOW: A large retail store canceled a huge order, leaving MyPillow with extra stock, which means you can now get MyPillows at wholesale prices for the first time ever. Standard classic MyPillows are just $14.88, Queen size for $18.88, King size for $19.88, body pillows for $29.88, and multi-use pillows for $9.88. Go to https://www.mypillow.com or call 800-210-8491 and use promo code ELIJAH to take advantage of these prices, with free shipping on orders over $75. Limited quantities are available, so act fast before they’re gone!​ ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Welcome back to Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and it looks like people in the Pacific Northwest aren't you happy about Trump winning.
How do I know?
If you go to my screen here, Mike, Kill JD Vance was tagged around the city of Seattle.
It was like, I was trying to think of like a, it was in a class, in a literature class, and it was like, could you interpret this and tell me what do you think they meant by that?
So I'd love to know in the chat, like when someone says, I'm going to kill the president of the United States or I'm going to murder the vice president, like we saw tagged around the state, what do you feel like they were trying to express at that time?
Well, it looks like the new resistance against Donald Trump has ramped up and Tifa has mobilized.
That means that the STD rate in the streets of both Portland and Seattle will be skyrocketing and the amount of homosexual vandalism will be at all.
But unfortunately for us, it's not going to just be fun and games because we know that they killed most people.
But since they're all trans, the most people that died were themselves through suicide, unfortunately.
We don't want to make light of that.
But anyway, a lot of people did kill themselves over the weekend with Trump getting elected, which means a lot of new jobs are available.
So Trump already created new jobs.
And he's not even in OSIS yet.
That was terrible.
That was a terrible joke I heard somewhere.
Anyway, it is approximately 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
unidentified
Oh, do we dance?
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
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Anyway, let's introduce the guests on the show today.
Of course, Mike Mendoza from the Mike Mendoza show.
Welcome back.
Slightly offensive.
michael mendoza
What's going on?
It's Mike Mendoza from the Mike Mendoza report.
You got that wrong, actually.
The Mike Mendoza report on the Mike Mendoza channel.
elijah schaffer
Do you get any confetti of colour or anything like that?
michael mendoza
On BitChute.
This button's kind of broken.
There we go.
Now it's working.
Okay.
Oh, now it's blowing.
So there you go.
elijah schaffer
It's blowing fast.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's awesome.
And of course, Earl Gray, the co-founder of the idea for LinkedIn.
So tell us about that.
So a lot of people were saying they looked up, you know, they said that, of course, you started LinkedIn.
Everyone was telling me that it wasn't possible because they know who the founders were.
But there's a kind of a funny story about your connection to LinkedIn, right?
earl gray
Am I right about that?
Yeah, there's a funny story.
I co-founded the idea of LinkedIn.
I thought it would be a really good idea to get professionals together on a platform.
And I was telling somebody at a cocktail party, and they went and built that platform.
So I'm a co-founder of the idea of LinkedIn.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, it's like, it's hard to say that he's lying because it's like, okay, he didn't actually found the website, but he did found the idea and somebody stole it, like Facebook, right?
So that's pretty good.
Anyway, also, all the way back, my first producer of slightly offensive back in Los Angeles, Todd Goldenstein Spinkenberg.
unidentified
I don't want Concetti.
I want something different.
I want something cooler.
elijah schaffer
You want something cooler?
unidentified
Yeah.
Give me anything, balloons, whatever.
elijah schaffer
Maybe foreskins.
unidentified
You're just kidding.
elijah schaffer
We'll take it.
All right, we got a great panel for you guys, and we're going to jump right into the stories for today.
So I know it's of no shock to you guys who have been sitting around here, but the resistance against Trump is actually in full steam ahead, right?
People are angry.
And, you know, I know with AI and manipulation, you want to always verify your sources.
Somebody, Mike sent this in, and he said we actually have the original footage of the real reactions of people in Seattle and Portland reacting to Trump winning.
Check this out.
This is real footage live from Seattle here.
unidentified
Isn't this crazy?
We love this stuff.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's absolutely beautiful.
unidentified
However, I think we need to make sure that we can hear this in our weird episode, Teletubbies.
Somebody put a lot of work into this.
That was very deserving.
Oh, no.
All right.
elijah schaffer
That was, Todd, that was actually, that was not far off from what we've actually seen in the Pacific Northwest, all right?
unidentified
I know, but it's actually really impressive what they did.
They were able to get all the right angles.
And like, as a guy who does post-production and CGI, that was.
elijah schaffer
It was pretty impressive.
Okay, but let's let's someone put a lot of work into that.
unidentified
They did.
elijah schaffer
So let's actually get to the real side of things, though.
So it's almost weird.
It feels like we're in this sort of feedback loop right now that Trump won.
I know a lot of people are upset because we just found out that Netanyahu was the fake president of Israel.
Apparently, you know, Trump is the president of the whole world now.
And a lot of people are upset about his cabinet picks.
We'll talk about those later.
But what I was shocked about, Katie Davis Court of the Post-Millennial, put up some footage over the weekend.
And tell me that this does not remind you of being in back in 2016 and 2017.
unidentified
This is a scene.
elijah schaffer
If I were to ask you, was this, you know, eight years ago or is this today?
I don't know what you would say, but check this out.
I guess we have no, we'll have no sound on that.
Okay, so Oh, it's not playing?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
Here, hold up for a second.
All right, there we go.
michael mendoza
Brian Cam, play.
elijah schaffer
No, go ahead.
Just give me a second here.
So we'll just give me a second.
michael mendoza
We'll be right back.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
That should.
Yeah, there we go.
All right, we're good.
unidentified
Okay.
I feel like you think she doesn't say.
No Trump No, KKK.
elijah schaffer
No fascist USA.
unidentified
No way.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Trump.
unidentified
Yeah.
No KKK got Jennifer Hurfy's in the way.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So you're going to leave this kind of plane.
So, okay, but look, I want to talk about this.
So this is an interesting discussion because Trump, by the way, everyone resisted him in the beginning of 2016 because they said that he was a fascist.
Now, what these protests are saying now is they're saying that Trump is a fascist because he supports the fascist regime of Israel.
And the chance are from Palestine, you know, basically to where we are in Seattle, this is fascism.
And now the left hates Trump because he supports Israel, not because he's a fascist.
It's because he supports a fascist dictator overseas.
So this is kind of like a full swing here.
By the way, a lot of free tickets going out in that group to the new Bonhoeffer movie from Angel Studios.
unidentified
Exactly.
earl gray
That was really good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But we'll talk about that later.
I don't know, though.
I don't know if you guys want to weigh in on this.
I just sense that this idea of protesting, but for Palestinians, doesn't gain as much traction and sympathy with the public as, let's say, fighting for blacks, right?
Because everyone's like, oh, we feel bad about blacks, but Americans haven't felt bad about blowing up brown people since 2001, right?
We've been ingrained and they trained us to hate Arabs and to not care.
unidentified
Like that, we went through decades of like, when I was young, we played Call of Duty too much.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I was like nine, and my dad's like, we killed Baghdadi or something like that, whatever it is.
I'm like, damn, yes.
Thank you, Dad.
It's like, you're like 17, like, we killed, we killed Osir bin Laden.
You're like, you like, don't even know what that means.
unidentified
It was much more obvious who the enemy was back then.
elijah schaffer
Do you really think they were the enemy, though?
I mean, don't you think that we were framed?
Don't you think we kind of framed Arabs for what Israel did to the U.S.?
I mean, kind of, right?
Our own CIA with Mossad.
Didn't we like attack ourselves and then we blamed the Arabs for it?
unidentified
Maybe.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was like an internal, that was like an internal fight on ourselves, right?
I thought we worked with our allies and we destroyed ourselves to get ourselves into war overseas.
I thought that's what we were doing.
earl gray
I'm trying to understand why they executed Osama and then threw his body in the ocean.
Why would you do that?
elijah schaffer
That's a good thing.
earl gray
We should have put it on the play.
So nobody could verify.
They're like, oh, we killed him in the middle of the night and then they threw his body in the ocean.
michael mendoza
Maybe he was secretly a Viking and they had to give him like a super special Viking burial.
earl gray
He would rise from the dead.
michael mendoza
Yeah, put him in a little canoe and then shoot the flaming arrow.
unidentified
She flaming arrow at him.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
We have to bury his body.
michael mendoza
Blow a big, what's that Jewish horn thing?
What's it called?
That big horn called?
unidentified
Oh, it's called a shofar.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, let's do that.
elijah schaffer
It's also Jewish, also known as a Pentecostal worship night.
Which we're waving the flags.
michael mendoza
We should get that on the soundboard, actually.
Get a shofar.
elijah schaffer
That's called a no-far.
michael mendoza
That's a shofar.
elijah schaffer
But no, so it is interesting, though, as we're talking about this.
So the resistance has taken off.
We have a bunch of examples of this.
And more surprisingly than anything, is not just the fact that there is this new resistance starting.
I feel like we're back as well in the show because we used to warn people about what was coming.
And the strange part about this was a lot of people didn't take us seriously.
You remember this back in like 2017, 2018 era?
They thought that we were over-exaggerating Antifa.
And then the left told us Antifa didn't exist.
But I have a feeling right now, I don't think Antifa's our greatest threat, though.
You know what I mean?
I don't think that that's what we should be afraid of.
unidentified
It's a bunch of soy boys just acting out, really.
That's what they are.
elijah schaffer
But gay soy boys.
They're getting gay do crimes.
They have it on a t-shirt.
unidentified
That's true.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
You have that t-shirt, too.
unidentified
No, I remember them saying that.
earl gray
There's nothing to do with it.
It's just being gay.
Nothing.
elijah schaffer
Todd's never, especially when Todd's kissing guys, it's nothing wrong with it.
He just does it.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
We have plenty of gay people in this panel right now.
Nothing wrong with being gay.
unidentified
I have friends who are.
michael mendoza
You're looking to the left over there.
unidentified
I have friends who are.
Okay.
Who am I supposed to?
I have friends who are Antifa.
elijah schaffer
Here, keep this up to me.
unidentified
That means that I'm supportive of their cause.
elijah schaffer
Really?
michael mendoza
Are you trusting me?
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, let me ask you this.
So we're going to talk about this because I don't know if you saw this, but Antifa essentially came back to life pretty surprisingly.
unidentified
That makes me so happy.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, because so one of the leaders of Antifa in Portland, whose name is Melissa Claudio Western, I want to give a shout out to Katie Davis Court for this research.
She's a specialist over there.
You can find her there at Katie Davis Court.
It's spelled the way that it looks.
So Melissa Claudio Western wrote: If Trump wants to make a statement in the anarchist jurisdiction again, we'll all be back.
He said here, beat us, poison us, kidnap us.
It'll never be enough.
We will humiliate you, fascist fucks, and send you packing again.
So here's the deal: I was there during this assault, right?
There was this 30-day, 45-day all-out assault on the federal building.
Not only did they protest and riot to such an extent that, like, I remember, do you remember the cops?
We go up to Seattle and they'd be like, all right, like, you'd walk in, and it was almost like you're into that.
They'd be like, all right, got a MAGA hat, you go to that corner, the black block, you go to that corner, and nobody crossed the line, all right?
And then some woman would just be like naked in the street, being like, you hate black people, you hate it, like, and then the tear gas would start flying, and people start crying.
And I don't know what was going on, right?
But this, that being said, I don't think that Antifa, this is really what's being waged here.
I don't think we're really going on the anti-fascist versus fascist sort of, you know, comparison.
In my understanding, the resistance is more like, you know, Trump back to the sexism, the misogyny, the hate, the racism.
I think we're headed more towards that.
Like, he's a sick pig, and he's also like a dictator, right?
That's sort of what we're going on today.
Trump is a dictator, and I don't think that these people are going to have much say.
They'll cause problems.
I just feel like, because we won't be there, they won't get as much press.
unidentified
So I actually think they're going to, like, how are they going to pivot?
Because of this whole fascism thing.
They're not going to be able to attack him from that angle that they used to.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
So what's going to be the new angle that they're going to attack him from?
elijah schaffer
Because it's the war because JD Vance is connected to Palantir and then the Edelson money from Trump.
And so then they're part of this global fascist regime.
They're going to start attacking him.
My point is, Antifa will go on his support for Israel.
So you have to attack him because they're now fighting for Palestine.
I'm just saying it won't catch on universally because 89% of Republicans polled say that we don't support Israel enough post-election results.
unidentified
Also, most people support the Jews.
elijah schaffer
No, they don't.
Off this table.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just joking.
unidentified
No.
I have skewed the vibe of Jews.
Why personally?
elijah schaffer
Chad thought?
earl gray
How do you know?
unidentified
I thought we were going to be talking about Jews.
That's why I was brought on here.
michael mendoza
Oh, no, sorry.
This is every other show we do, actually.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm saying, look, look, I'm trying to say this.
I don't think this resistance will catch on because I don't think Americans care about what's going on in the foreign world as much.
Oh, you know, only 20% of Democrats polled were favorable about helping Israel or giving them more aid.
So it seems like the support for Israel is really just coming from the Republican Party.
Because Democrats, I mean, the Democrat establishment supports them, but the electorate, the people who are voting, are not pro-Israel.
michael mendoza
I don't know if you're not wrong.
earl gray
That's all that matters because the media supports them.
The top Democrats support them and the top Republicans.
So then it's not going to go anywhere.
Because all the main people support it.
So they're like, all right, let's not.
As opposed to the Black Lives Matter thing, where everybody was sort of like, I don't know what happened there, but they were like super behind the movement.
unidentified
How did we get here?
elijah schaffer
How did we get into this building?
unidentified
How did we get to a lot of drugs, nights I don't remember?
Where the West doesn't support Israel anymore.
elijah schaffer
It's called Progress, my friend.
michael mendoza
You can't stop it.
unidentified
Thank you.
michael mendoza
You can't stop Progress.
unidentified
Don't you do confetti on this?
Confetti, give me some confetti.
Give me some confetti.
elijah schaffer
I got a very, very, very loose cannon tonight on that confetti.
earl gray
For the Democrats, they got here because of the after October 7th and all that kind of stuff, right?
And they've always been pro-Palestine.
So that's, they've always, the base has always been kind of anti-Israel.
unidentified
As far as I know, I grew up in a world where the West pretty much supported Israel.
Yeah, but America doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but the point is you grew up post-World War II.
I mean, I did too.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right?
But I don't think we did traditionally.
I don't think Israel existed then.
unidentified
No, it did.
elijah schaffer
I don't think it did.
No, but it didn't physically exist as a country.
I mean, what it was, it was an empire.
unidentified
In my entire life, Israel has existed.
michael mendoza
In his heart.
It's always existed in his heart.
unidentified
And it's always been supported.
elijah schaffer
It's going to be a great show.
This is going to be fantastic.
unidentified
He brought me on because I'm a Jew.
Okay.
That's why I was brought on to this.
He's like, we're going to be talking about Jews in Israel.
Why don't you come on?
That's almost every show.
michael mendoza
Like I said, no, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer
It's all a joke.
It's all joke.
Jews don't even exist.
I'm just kidding.
No, it's like we're real.
No, we're messing up.
We're messing up hard.
unidentified
Who knows?
All right.
elijah schaffer
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Do I have this here still?
unidentified
Where did it go?
elijah schaffer
Where did the tallow go?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
I left the.
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unidentified
It smells really nice.
elijah schaffer
Got to keep this.
unidentified
It smells really nice.
And it feels kind of nice.
Yeah, amazing.
I mean, we'll see the meeting guys for a second.
earl gray
Also, you can rub the oil in your hair and it will stop or help your hair grow.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
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So as we're talking about the resistance, so this is actually kind of a joke, though.
But okay, so the point is that Antifa, the weird thing is Antifa is anti-Semitic, which I genuinely did not realize was a thing.
So let me see.
Someone's fighting me for the mouse here.
Can we not hear someone?
Thank you.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Who's fighting me for the mouse?
I don't know what's going on.
I was trying to turn off that.
All right.
I didn't know you were in the computer.
I was like, I don't know.
I didn't know if that was Mike.
Mike's been under the table underneath your back and forth with the van man trying to push the jelly around with Todd.
unidentified
If you're going to do anything under the table, do something.
Never mind.
elijah schaffer
Can we get a cam on this?
What do you mean?
unidentified
Nope, never mind.
All right.
I was just joking.
elijah schaffer
So I wanted to point this out.
So Antifa are very interesting.
So Antifa came out, and you wonder where they were.
So this is actually in Seattle.
Katie Davis Court also shot this.
Check this out.
So here they are.
Let me see if I can turn this down here.
So, one of the interesting things about Ativa that we need to talk about is, is that like the police here are clearly not threatened, right?
They're not wearing helmets.
They're in the street.
It kind of reminds me of when you see black people out in front of a 7-Eleven drinking or something.
You're not really threatened.
It's just sort of what it's sort of what they do.
And you have the police on bikes, which I've always felt is very unassuming and not very intimidating.
But to me, I think that what we have is Antifa and these people.
See how they're on the street right here?
And then over to the left, you have the protest.
They're trying to work as essentially like a police barrier for their own people.
I don't know.
You remember this, the green hats and the legal aids.
They're trying to create this idea that we stand in between the protesters and the authoritarian fascist regime of the police.
The only problem is, back in 2016, there would have been like 500 Antifa there.
And they had weapons and they were carrying guns with the John Brown Gun Club and had rifles on their back.
And now, I think they might have all died from AIDS or something.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know if you have any idea, Mike, but it looks like Antifa's recruitment numbers are low.
And maybe this is exactly what they needed.
Maybe the Trump presidency is exactly what Antifa asked for for Christmas to get their numbers back up.
michael mendoza
Maybe HM just ran out of black hoodies.
It could be as simple as that.
They couldn't join anymore.
elijah schaffer
They couldn't find a company that didn't support Israel to buy hoodies from.
unidentified
I'll bet you several of them dropped out and then secretly voted for Trump.
michael mendoza
Awesome.
unidentified
How?
elijah schaffer
Where did that point come from?
I like that.
unidentified
Because their numbers are obviously dwindling.
I mean, you were there.
elijah schaffer
I was in Antifa.
unidentified
No, we were there in the capital.
We were there.
And there were way more of them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Their presence was much bigger.
They had to have the cops.
Remember the cops with the bicycles?
You know, they were much more imposing.
elijah schaffer
Like this.
earl gray
Well, maybe the issue is not as big because they have no momentum and they have no fire.
You know, they just suffered like a huge defeat.
Play it again.
elijah schaffer
No, this is a different video.
I'm just trying to play it without the sound on here while you're talking.
earl gray
Yeah, didn't they just suffer a huge defeat?
And it's like, what are they coming out to fight against fascism?
Wasn't he already Hitler?
Didn't Hitler just get elected?
Like, they've already.
So I don't know.
I feel like they have no momentum.
There's no fire behind them.
So why would they even come out?
Maybe these are just the top soldiers at this ending.
unidentified
I actually wouldn't be surprised if some of them dropped Recon 6 just because they lost their special momentum, you know?
earl gray
They have no momentum.
You're going to come out after suffering such a big defeat.
elijah schaffer
Dude, trust me, they come out and get elected.
earl gray
Like, come on.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's what I think is interesting too about them, though.
Is Antifa actually does have a bit of clout in Germany, right?
You have the anti-fascists that are genuinely militant.
And we did have a real militant faction.
It has been noted, and one of the things that I think people don't answer enough, is that the last time things were around, it wasn't just random, like Antifa wasn't random, a bunch of people in the street.
My understanding from working as an investigative journalist is that there was influence from the intelligence agencies, that they were trained, that there were, remember they were covering camps in the woods where they were giving them military training, firearm training.
They were teaching them organization.
Remember, they had riot training where they taught them all the skills.
The federal agencies went into Hong Kong, taught them how to resist against the Chinese government.
And then Antifa somehow had the exact same protesting skills with the umbrella brigades and the cones and pouring water and then neutralizing things.
Everyone pointed out they might have actually had intelligence agencies training them in the resistance.
Like the CIA might have been working to create that.
And that's what we were thinking.
So my question here is that if the intelligence agencies don't get involved in this resistance, and I think there's no question about it, like Mike has a bear on his shirt, right?
michael mendoza
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Unrelated to my point, but he does.
michael mendoza
Oh, good point.
unidentified
But can we make it the point?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
Actually, isn't that from Nordstrom?
michael mendoza
Napolo.
elijah schaffer
No, okay.
All right.
No, I saw that at a, what's it called?
No, I saw that shit at a, what's the store called in Australia?
unidentified
The nice one that's like, uh, Australia, it's like Nordstrom, uh, Maya.
elijah schaffer
No, the other one higher up.
earl gray
Jones?
Yeah, David Jones.
unidentified
David Jones.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, anyway, that just threw me off.
It's my ADHD.
No, but I think what's happening here is if Trump is really going to go in and the intelligence agencies are going to have real opposition and they're thinking he's going to actually try to root them out, I don't think their next goal right now is going to be to be so blatant and open and organize a resistance.
I think they're going to try to try a new covert operation to gain power that's probably not going to take advantage of Antifa, right?
I feel like there's going to be something much deeper and sinister that they're going to do to try to resist Trump than something as retarded as this.
That's my personal opinion.
unidentified
Todd, no, I agree.
I think they disagree.
I think they've lost all of their steam.
I think when we were out there filming these people, they had their numbers, they had everything that they needed.
And just what I, what we were just looking at, it just seemed weak.
earl gray
There's like 10 people out there right now.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, we were out there, we were filming, you know, we saw they had numbers, they had organization, they had like some sort of infrastructure, and they don't have that now.
It doesn't look like it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but where did that come from?
It's kind of like, like, I don't think the last resistance was organic.
What I'm trying to say is, like, also, I wonder is now that you come into the shot.
michael mendoza
Can I do my sorry?
elijah schaffer
No, I keep telling you that Todd.
unidentified
Sit back.
Don't cut to Elijah.
Cut to Eliza.
michael mendoza
This is my impersonation of Todd.
unidentified
Sit back.
Cut to Elijah.
michael mendoza
Just the nose.
elijah schaffer
Cut to Elijah right now.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
No, okay.
unidentified
This is what they keep telling me.
They keep telling me that whenever I get real patient into it, I'm entering into his shot.
And they want to keep him move back here.
earl gray
Like, go back, Todd.
unidentified
Sorry.
earl gray
He's getting too excited.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So one of the other sides, one of the other things that people aren't thinking about, too, is that perhaps the intelligent agencies are also being directed by Israel to not get involved because these groups are against Israel now.
So they're not going to get the same involvement.
Watch this.
Look at this clip here.
This is a real question about Mossad and the CIA working together.
And the fact is now they're not fighting fascism.
They're fighting against Israel.
Look at this protest.
They're all for, this is all about Hamas and for whatever, for Palestine.
This is what the entire protest is about.
unidentified
Abortion on demand.
michael mendoza
Boeing, there's blood on Yee?
elijah schaffer
Boing?
michael mendoza
That's what it said.
It said, Boing, there's blood on Yi.
earl gray
It's like a pirate shoe.
michael mendoza
Or Yeh.
elijah schaffer
That's from Jonathan Cho of Turning Point.
unidentified
Okay, all this from saying Johnny Depp from Tires of the Caribbean.
elijah schaffer
That was Amber Heard's complaint in court right there.
No, okay, so obviously it's turning point.
So they're obviously equating being pro-Palestine with being pro-Hamas, which I think we have to be honest is a bit intellectually inconsistent, right?
Just because you support the Palestinians not getting blown up, you know, because like, I don't know, that comedian was like, you know, it's like, Israel overreacting to like barely an enemy.
You know what I mean?
Like, they don't really have a lot of ability to defend themselves.
Did you see the, did you see the video from Netanyahu about Lebanon the other day?
Did you watch that?
michael mendoza
No, I didn't feel that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it was so fucking crazy.
He was like, I've never seen something more funny.
He's like, Lebanon, men and women, there are missiles in your apartment buildings.
There are rockets in your home.
Leave.
We need to take them out because they're pointed at our cities.
And so we're going to.
It's like, you're just telling people they have rockets in their house?
Like, you're looking around?
Like, I don't think that's it.
I guess why a lot of them die.
He's like, they always say, we warned them, but I think people look around.
They're like, wait, we don't have rockets in our house.
And then it puts it in the middle of the street.
unidentified
Did they play?
earl gray
Do they just place the rockets in their house?
elijah schaffer
I don't think there is.
The rockets aren't there.
earl gray
It's just deploy.
elijah schaffer
They just placed a million people in Lebanon already in this war.
They displaced a million people.
How do you do that?
American taxpayer dollars.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
What do you think about the Lebanon?
What do you think about the Lebanon attacks?
unidentified
I don't know much about it.
I just know people are dumb right now supporting this stuff right now.
They're so stupid.
Supporting what, the Lebanese war or the Hamas stuff?
Anything that's against Israel.
I'm sorry, they are the heroes of that hell.
Oops.
michael mendoza
Thank you.
unidentified
Give me some confetti fire.
I think I might be the oldest one in this room.
michael mendoza
I'm 54.
I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
And I remember a time when literally it was pretty much unanimous.
michael mendoza
I'm actually an 800-year-old warlock.
unidentified
It was pretty much unanimous that the West supported Israel.
elijah schaffer
But don't you think that was a little bit of propaganda, though?
Because when I was raised, I was raised to support certain countries.
For instance, like when you see in London, like London is about supporting immigrants, but then they put their own people in jail for writing things that disagree with the government online or putting out memes.
And if you go with what the government's telling you to support, oftentimes you can end up working against your own sovereignty and your own safety, right?
Like we're being told to be kind and welcome in the asylum seekers that are coming from the southern border.
But by doing that, then we are destroying our own sovereignty.
So I feel like what a lot of people woke up to is, you know, they told us for the last 20 years in the war on terror.
Remember when George Bush was on the aircraft carrier and was like, mission accomplished?
michael mendoza
Yeah, mission accomplished.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Mission accomplished.
And you ask yourself the question, what was the mission and what?
unidentified
Yeah, was it really accomplished?
elijah schaffer
What was the mission?
Because maybe we did accomplish it.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
So my point is about the Israel thing is like, I think the question is, is what strategic benefit does Israel give us considering the fact that we have more bases and more air superiority and power in Saudi Arabia and we have more dignitaries and more understanding even in Qatar.
But why do we, what, I mean, maybe Israel, if they did have strategic ability to have, you know, their air bases, what is the benefit, net benefit that they're giving us as a whole?
And why is it that the populace in both sides, so you have like the Antifa and these people that, you know, they hate the establishment.
They're more Bernie Sanders.
They don't want, they hate their own neocon establishment.
Why is it that they and us both want to see an end to Israeli influence and control in American politics?
And also, if it's really such a clear-cut sight that the left and the right, you know, on Israel, why is it that the neocons all voted Democrat this election?
You know what I mean?
Why did all the Warhawks that voted for the war on Arabs all switch parties?
Like the people who defended Israel the most switched over to the Democrats.
All the pro-Israel, anti-Arab nation that want to go to war with Iran, they all voted left, the major ones.
unidentified
Is that true, though?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Cheney and Kissinger and all the weirdos that were on the Warhawk neocon, they all were proudly Democrat.
unidentified
But not most people, though.
elijah schaffer
No, but the ones that were pro-war with Israel's enemies voted Democrat, which I thought was weird.
I don't know.
I just thought that was a way.
I don't know how to explain that, right?
unidentified
Thoughts?
Honestly, I don't know much about that.
All right.
michael mendoza
Anyway, let's watch some liberal women up there.
unidentified
I love Israel.
earl gray
I love Israel.
michael mendoza
So do I.
earl gray
I just want to say, I'm sure we send them billions of dollars or you guys do, and I'm sure that you get something back in return.
unidentified
Something really good and worthwhile.
I don't know what it is.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, Judaism.
earl gray
Okay, well, you get something good back.
Maybe Ben Shapir, they give you Ben Shapir in exchange.
unidentified
I think my opinion, Dave Rubin, they give you some of the, do you think it's absolute?
What's that?
elijah schaffer
here but you got to bring this up you got just track with your just like pretend you're kamala This is my first time.
unidentified
You got to judge the podcast.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
I'm telling you, just track with your, like, here.
So it's like you're Kamala Harris, got a big black thing in front of your face.
Go at it.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
We can just like do it like this.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
elijah schaffer
All right.
All right.
I want to transition here.
All I was going to say is transition like Caitlin Jenner to the next subject.
The weird thing about the resistance, though, and that's why I want to talk about this, is it's going to be a really interesting coverage over the next four years because if the Antifa makes resisting Trump about resisting Israeli influence, I might join.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We got to just start dressing like them.
Be like, dude, we're Antifa.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to start throwing bricks through walls.
No, I'm kidding.
But it's going to be, it's, obviously I'm being facetious in all this.
It is going to be interesting if the more populist right wing in their idea to see like America go first and to remove Israeli influence and support for Israel aligns with the with the left and their desire.
It'll be interesting to see what the left responds in the next election because their current platform, not appealing to their own electorate, didn't drive out voters.
Like I bet you if Kamala Harris stood on the platform of like, we're going to stop sending money to Israel and we're going to like stop the war, she would have won over Donald Trump.
I honestly think so.
michael mendoza
And time.
elijah schaffer
No way.
I think she would have got Democrats to turn out.
She would have got Democrats to turn out.
She didn't want that whatsoever.
She didn't get young people to turn out for her because that's what they wanted.
And that's what she wanted.
unidentified
But she didn't do that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm saying, but she did that.
She would have won because she would have had a much higher turnout of the young of the young Gen Z vote.
I think she would have won.
unidentified
You think Gen Z is she hates Israel that much?
elijah schaffer
I know they do.
They do.
unidentified
That pisses me off.
elijah schaffer
It's like majority of Gen Z. Like it's, it's not.
Like my son, he's three weeks old and he was like, he was like, it's coming.
He just popped out.
unidentified
His first word.
elijah schaffer
He's gen alpha and he came out with a birthmark of a Palestinian flag.
My son just signed my Israeli.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
It's like, but I'm saying they do.
And I know it's probably hard for you, too, because I understand, you know, obviously there would be cultural ties and whatnot.
But here's my real question for you.
If you do love Israel a lot, would you prefer to live there or prefer to live in the United States and why?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That's a good question, right?
That's a good question.
unidentified
My opinion on Israel is unique and it's not going to piss off a lot of people.
I don't think you can piss the audience off.
No, I think we should move Israel to Mexico.
Similar land, similar, you know, and turn the rest of the region into glass.
Whoa.
michael mendoza
Of Mexico?
unidentified
Or the rest of the Middle East.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait.
michael mendoza
Bring him a little closer.
unidentified
Bring him a brief.
Bring him a little closer.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait.
Repeat.
unidentified
Repeat them.
I'm an atheist, okay?
So I have no like.
michael mendoza
Wait, hold on.
You're a Jewish religious, but you're an atheist.
unidentified
I'm a cultural Jewish.
michael mendoza
It's the first time I've ever heard before this one thing.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
Some people aren't going to love this episode.
This is not even one of my favorite episodes.
I've ever done.
This is one of my favorite ones.
unidentified
Continue.
elijah schaffer
I've enjoyed this.
Todd and I go way back.
unidentified
No, I think, listen, I love the Jews.
I love Israel.
michael mendoza
Same.
unidentified
Okay.
Absolutely 100%.
I've been there.
I absolutely love that place.
elijah schaffer
You've been?
unidentified
I've been.
elijah schaffer
What do you like about it?
unidentified
I've been twice.
I love the people.
I love the people.
Honestly, the place?
You could literally pick up Israel just like they don't belong there.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Think about where they are.
They're literally smack dab in the middle of just this complete conflict, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
It's not their fault at all.
unidentified
Now, they do have the ancestral right to live there.
I do believe that.
However, why would you move to Mexico?
I would move them to a place that was a little bit less hostile towards them.
michael mendoza
Unfortunately, every country, yeah, you probably have to go to another planet for that one.
Sorry to tell you.
elijah schaffer
They've been kicked out of 109 countries, 200 territories in Kingdom.
unidentified
That's why I was thinking Mexico, because they're basically a hopskip with a jump away from the U.S.
elijah schaffer
But why?
What is that?
So wait, so we fix the Palestine problem by bringing all the Jews.
Let me get you straight here.
unidentified
The point is to remove them from this hostile area.
Okay.
And then let them fight amongst themselves.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
And then maybe we can send a few bombs that way.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So then we, so, so let me get this straight.
I'm going to track.
This is called Todd's four-point plan.
Put us all on screen, please.
No, you do full screen.
unidentified
This is not a Todd's plan.
Todd's just saying, here's Todd's suggestion.
michael mendoza
Todd's final solution.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Todd's final solution.
All right.
We take all the Jews don't really fit in too well where they are.
It's almost like they're not from there.
And they get sunburned because they have blue eyes and they're white.
So it's they have white skin.
So they go by when they're in other countries, they go by being white.
unidentified
But then they're when they're in their country, they say they're in a tropical forest type of area.
elijah schaffer
So, okay, so in the tropical forests, they're white, but where they're at, they're Jewish.
We use taxpayer dollars.
Tell me if I'm wrong.
Fly them all into Mexico.
First, let me clarify.
What do we do with the Mexicans that are living in Mexico?
Do we like put a little bit of them to it?
Do we put a wall and push them into Cancun?
Like, what do we do with the Mexicans?
unidentified
Do we have a little strip along the Sundays?
And the Jews would get along pretty well together.
elijah schaffer
Well, they have a Jewish president, so you're correct on that.
There you go.
unidentified
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so, but okay, so then you bring them in, and then we drop them in the ancestral land that Israel lives on.
Yeah, but I'm saying, but we bomb all the, we bomb all the, do we nuke them, or are these like, are these like, what kind of bombs are these?
unidentified
That's not up to me to decide.
I just want to protect the Jews.
michael mendoza
What is that?
What do you say?
elijah schaffer
I love both.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so you love the Jews.
unidentified
Oh, this isn't a terrible idea.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not that.
michael mendoza
We weren't laughing at that left.
elijah schaffer
No, okay.
It might possibly be one of the best ideas.
It might be one of those.
unidentified
Say that nobody is going to like this idea.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love it.
michael mendoza
What are you talking about?
I love it.
I nominate Tyler.
I think that's pretty smart.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this seems like amazing.
unidentified
That was just amazing.
elijah schaffer
I would have to say that might be the worst fucking idea I've ever heard on this show in seven years.
unidentified
However, however, no.
elijah schaffer
However, the only thing worse.
Well, yeah, that we should.
Look, so this compare me.
Listen, I'm going to switch topics.
I'm going to switch topics, but I do want to say this.
I do think it is an interesting conversation because, like, Earl was telling me the other day how he had a very similar idea.
It was just that he was going to place them into Chile instead of Mexico.
He was like, dude, you know, we could fix the Israeli problem.
Let's move them all to another country they're not from.
Bomb all of the Arabs, and then it fixes the issue.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
Well, I'm trying to understand why once you leave, why do you have to bomb everybody?
unidentified
Like, are they also like if you leave these benefits?
And then all of a sudden there's just going to be peace in the region if Israel is gone.
Yeah.
Really?
earl gray
Let's give it a few years.
Like, let's see.
Are you going to kill them immediately?
unidentified
It seems like these are folks who are just looking for somebody to hate.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
All the countries like Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, all of them.
unidentified
Oh, we'll give it time.
Okay.
Give it some time.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you know what?
unidentified
Listen, I like to see what happens.
earl gray
I like the idea of bombing them immediately.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I'd like to have Todd on with Scott Horton.
You know what I mean?
That'd be like such a good comparison.
I do love it.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
Total top dog.
earl gray
All right.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of the resistance and what's happening here, I don't know if you heard about this, but there's this new movement called the 4B movement.
It's pretty popular.
Check this out.
unidentified
This question I'm asking everybody.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I guess we ought to redo that here.
I don't know why it keeps going out.
That's what I always say, too.
unidentified
So what?
I think we're good.
All right, cool.
All right, cool.
elijah schaffer
So go check this out.
michael mendoza
Go.
unidentified
Everybody in my life.
The first question I'm asking everybody in my life from this moment forward: who did you vote for?
If I get anything aside from Kamala, get the my face.
I am done.
Honestly.
It costs me zero dollars to cut people off.
And in this economy, I'm taking all the free I can get.
The first question I'm asking.
Donald Trump is president, and I think all women should stop having sex for the next four years in protest and protection of your bodies.
As we know, if that little baby inside you gives you any trouble and you need an emergency healthcare, you're doing.
I think that is sufficient enough reason to stop having sex.
Don't you agree?
I'm going to be honest.
I was very blindsided by the results this morning.
I've decided that cigarettes don't count today, and I honestly might go get a tattoo.
But I also have decided that for the next four years, I am going to abstain from schmecks with men.
And funny enough, I actually just broke up with my boyfriend a handful of days before the election, and it had nothing to do with the anticipation of Donald Trump winning this election.
It had everything to do with problems within our relationship and massive differences between who we were as people, which was unfortunate and sad.
I wish him well, though.
But yeah, as a woman, my bodily autonomy matters, and this is my way to exercise sovereignty over that.
So I highly encourage any other women that are single and care about progressing women's rights and still fighting for our bodily autonomy to do the same.
Delete your dating apps because we can come together in community.
And if you need somebody to cuddle or hold your hand or give you a kiss, I bet you one of your girlfriends would do it.
Okay.
And you don't even have to really be gay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
It's okay to have a lot of platonic love for the next four years.
michael mendoza
Well, coincidentally, that's actually the same motto that we have here.
It's slightly offensive, actually.
earl gray
One of our core values.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's one of our core values.
You don't have to really be gay.
You just got to have a lot of platonic love is what we're calling it now.
It's like, baby, it was just platonic.
earl gray
It's just friends.
elijah schaffer
It was just platonic.
No, but I, okay.
So this is new 4B movement.
I think there's one more video here.
Yeah, here.
This is out.
unidentified
Especially in Florida because me and my girlies are participating in the 4B movement.
earl gray
Oh, all right.
elijah schaffer
So what is the 4B movement?
Do anyone know because I can explain it to you guys?
unidentified
Please.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let me pull this.
Let me pull this off here for a second.
So the 4B movement is this new form of resistance.
So we got the Antifa resistance, right?
We have the free Gaza resistance.
But now you have this woman thing.
And obviously, our excellent research staff here at Slightly Offensive that wrote the script brought up some really reliable sources here like Wikipedia.
We can bring this up here.
It's a new source they're releasing on the internet.
And it says here this, the 4B is the four no's.
It obviously comes from South Korea, I know, but it's a radical feminist movement that emerged in South Korea during the mid to late 2010s on Twitter.
On the website, WOMAD, the name refers to defining four tenants, which will start with the Korean language term bi, roughly meaning no.
Its proponents do not date, get married, have sex, or have children with men.
In the United States, interest in 4B increased after the re-election of Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential race.
So basically what it was, apparently there was like some new laws that were written in South Korea that were considered like misogynistic and sexist.
And so the woman started this 4B movement, which is four buys, which is interesting because bi has a much different term in the United States cult.
We call that platonic love, you know?
But the no's is that, again, you're not having sex at all.
You're not even dating.
And you will do not date, get married.
You don't get married and you don't have children with men.
Now, there's a lot of spiritual implications to this on a deeper level.
But what I find ironic that I've seen is the last girl, you know, was a nice, you know, healthy, fertile girl or whatever.
We'll just say fertile.
She doesn't want to be objectified.
But the rest of the girls that are joining the 4B movement, they are like, I want to know what not just their 4Bs, but what is their 5B, their BMI?
You know, a lot of them are very big, very grotesque, like walrus, you know, shaped.
And it is kind of strange that a lot of women are just saying, like, well, I'm no longer going to date and have sex.
Got to date your rap.
It's very convenient that one girl, you notice, had just broken up, got in a relationship to justify you being a shitty partner and nobody wanting to be with you to say that I'm doing this for a just cause, right?
Women always have to do this.
I don't have a boyfriend not because I'm the problem.
It's because Donald Trump's the president.
Well, what does that have to do with you getting into a relationship with men?
Are you, what, a sexist, baby?
You think all men are the same?
Hmm, interesting.
Sounds like you're the very thing that you hate.
It's like when people say, you know, I want to be anti-racist, so I don't want blacks to have their ideas because they're too stupid to get them.
You know, it's like, that's what they say, right?
But I mean, I don't know about this 4B movement thing.
Todd, would you be having sex with women during this time?
What do you think if a woman told you that she was a part of the 4B?
You're at the club.
You're probably too old to go to clubs.
You go to bars, right?
unidentified
I would be just fine to not sleep with any of these women.
I say I say let them do their thing.
elijah schaffer
Why?
unidentified
Because we don't need people like that procreating.
michael mendoza
Yeah, because we have platonic love.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So why do we even need these women?
earl gray
Kiss a friend.
Yeah, come on.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but I wanted to bring up.
unidentified
We're going to bring more of them.
Do we?
elijah schaffer
Can I?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
earl gray
This would stretch.
elijah schaffer
Kez texts me.
Like Todd's face is always in your shot.
You need to fix that for the next show.
unidentified
She's like texting me that right now while we're on air from the last part.
Put me on the wide shot on his shot.
michael mendoza
He's literally the only person this has ever happened with.
It's never happened.
elijah schaffer
I've never seen this before in my life.
Also, talk about being lit.
unidentified
All right.
Let me see this about it.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let me, let me, no, let me read something to you real fast.
unidentified
Move my chair back a little bit so I can't.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Listen, no, I just wanted to read something to you.
So I think something interesting was that in scripture, one of the things about the Bible, my brother was pointing out how Christians don't really follow scripture.
Like the Bible is really clear on a woman's place in church with head coverings and not being leaders.
And, you know, in a lot of Protestant churches, it's like the men act like women, the women act like men.
You have complete disregard for a lot of the authority.
And the Bible says that anyone who doesn't follow scripture and these teachings is literally says if they teach something different to this about men over women and women in this power structure and women being meek, that they are arrogant and they lack understanding and they're also unhealthy.
That's what it literally says.
And that, of course, is here in 1 Timothy 6.
But one of the interesting parts about this is that the Bible also says this, for God made Adam first and afterward he made Eve.
And it was not Adam who was deceived by Satan.
The woman was deceived and sin was the result.
But women will be saved through childbearing or will be saved as in by accepting their role as mothers, saved by the birth of their child.
And, you know, as much as we're dicking around a little bit, I think it is an interesting conversation that the Bible says, like, a part of the curse of the woman, the way that they kind of like overcome this idea, part of the curse was their hand would be against the man.
They'd be trying to struggle for power.
That the way that women end up leaning into their God-given design is by becoming mothers, right?
It's actually by becoming a mom.
And what is the number one fight about all the things that women want today?
It's to try to prevent becoming mothers.
It's all about abortion.
It's all about not having sex, not getting married.
And what does that all lead to?
Again, not having children.
Within just 10 years, I think over 50% of women under 30 or 35 will be unmarried, right?
And so what we have now is a move on a cataclysmic scale where women are trying to live outside God's design.
That's what I think a lot of this destruction of our society was aimed at.
You don't really have to destroy a lot in society.
Yeah, there's atrazine.
Yeah, of course, you know, you have fluoride lowering IQ.
You have hormonal disruptions, microplastics.
But ultimately, if you can create a legal power structure in a society where women just don't have to become mothers, you will disrupt all peace, sanctity, religiosity, and sanctification of a society.
And to me, I think it's a spiritual battle that, you know, it's a spiritual sign and a sickness.
And I feel like this is better implication that Trump's on the right side.
If the way that we're fighting Trump is by denying the birthright that God gave you as a woman to finding your identity and your strength in God, I sense that this is a demonic thing.
These women, I feel like, are under, there's a spirit upon the earth, and these women are influenced.
That's why they all come across demonic and satanic.
I don't know if you think that, but I feel like this is an actual spiritual thing.
earl gray
I see it in a different way.
I mean, it just seems Like they're in their own eyes, their number one utility is their sort of sex and giving sex out to men.
And so that's their number one asset and their number one utility.
So that's the only thing they can protest with.
So they'll say, hey, we'll withhold sex from these people.
And it's like, okay, as a Christian or as a right-wing person or whatever, you go like, this is good.
Is this bad?
This is good.
This is what you should be doing generally.
So I don't know if it's, I don't know, it could be partly of what you're saying, or it could be partly in terms of the way they perceive themselves or the way they perceive their own values is basically a sex object, which is, you know, it's in what they complain about the most is feminists being objectified and seen as sex objects and seen as baby makers and all this kind of all this kind of stuff that they are always sort of accusing the right-wing and Republicans of wanting them to be.
And then that's their first thing that they withhold or that they withdraw from, I guess, people.
But I don't know if there's any Republicans or even conservatives or even Christians that are outdating sort of the women that we saw before, because it seems like it would be left-wing people.
So I would imagine left-wing guys getting the raw deal here.
Because I don't know if a conservative Christian guy would be like, hell yeah, let me go to the zoo and date one of these girls.
Like, I don't know.
Mike?
michael mendoza
Well, someone in the chat says, why don't we move all women to Mexico?
It seems like they're the ones causing all the issues.
Let's do that and then class Mexico.
How about that?
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, also, we're currently filming on a potato camera.
No, there's a bandwidth issue here, guys.
I know the quality is down for a second.
unidentified
But it should clear up in a couple of minutes.
earl gray
There should be the first time I ever heard that idea, and I'm thinking about more and more.
And I'm thinking, Todd, you might be honest with me.
unidentified
Yeah, just move down to something.
michael mendoza
That's like neo-nitch.
earl gray
Kill everybody else.
Kill everybody else.
No trial, no anything.
Just kill.
elijah schaffer
All right, Brian, the computer's back hardwired, so this should clear up.
I think it's going to clear up here in a second.
If you can change the internet on the computer so that it's coming in through a better signal.
unidentified
anyway if it's if it's not my money Me.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
Yeah, no, let me see if I can bring this up here.
Give me a second.
I guess we lost it completely.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Well, what about shaving your head?
michael mendoza
Yeah, Brian said to not plug it in.
That was what I was wondering.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but we're fine, actually.
Now it's actually back completely.
It's clear.
michael mendoza
Okay.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So that's actually, we are completely back.
unidentified
I wanted to talk about abortion some more.
earl gray
Okay, go ahead.
unidentified
I mean, take it away.
I mean, from a secular perspective, you know, I'm not a very religious man.
I mean, I'm 100% against abortion because you don't get to kill people.
Bottom line, you don't get to kill people.
We have laws against killing people.
michael mendoza
So do you believe that life begins at conception?
unidentified
100%.
Science has already established that.
I mean, if you were to draw a line between conception and birth, right?
michael mendoza
Dude, I would love to see...
unidentified
Find a point anywhere in between conception and birth.
michael mendoza
I would love to see your political chart because it would probably just be like turn this way and then like 4D.
And then you're just like, it's like a polygon of showing where you're at.
unidentified
It's consistent.
elijah schaffer
Do you see fresh updates when I said there are like four, there are four types of men?
Yeah.
Think about this.
Think about this.
And think about this.
unidentified
You don't have to be a religious person in order to understand that life becomes a conception.
That's clearly obvious.
Because think about anywhere within that spectrum from birth, from conception to birth.
There is no place that a secularist could draw that line.
Broadway, heartbeat, the consciousness, the ability to feel pain, all of those things.
michael mendoza
Yeah, or the ability to live outside the body, which is like the main thing that's how they rally.
unidentified
But the ability to live outside the body, like that, that's depending on where you are.
earl gray
How about the ability to live inside somebody else's body?
unidentified
Right.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
So conception is clearly the line.
Like when new DNA is formed and we already have laws against murder.
So what they're essentially asking for is an exception to our existing murder laws.
They want a special exception from what we already acknowledge to be not cool.
You're not allowed to kill people.
earl gray
Well, that's why they changed the classification to be like, well, you're only human if you fit this criteria.
unidentified
So it's so funny.
It's so funny when some logical people say, well, that's, you know, like they, they took, that's how slavery happened.
You know, they took certain people and they know.
michael mendoza
Rightfully so.
earl gray
They rationalized it in a way that made sense to be like they are not human, basically.
They rationalized it a way to be like, it's okay if we make these guys slaves because they're a big difference.
elijah schaffer
Right.
unidentified
So now there's this, there's this group of people who you are now allowed to murder all of a sudden because like because they live in a certain area or because they aren't grown to a certain level.
Like, you know, I don't even think you don't need to be a religious person in order to understand.
Like that, it's an obvious, like you don't get to kill people.
Bottom line.
michael mendoza
Unless they're in the Middle East, then you can do them all.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, didn't we just say, by the way, I got the computer working again with the stuff too.
But I do think with the abortion thing, it is interesting because we cannot abort children because life starts at conception.
But if they are conceived in a live that happen to be Palestinian, then they're fair game.
earl gray
Or in the Middle East, just vibes.
unidentified
Yeah, isn't that sort of?
elijah schaffer
I mean, isn't that what we're kind of saying?
I mean, if we're being consistent intellectually, I feel like we're kind of moving in that direction.
Yes, no?
unidentified
No.
All right.
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Now, one of the reasons is that Biden has completely checked out.
I don't know if you saw this, but he had an interaction here with one of the reporters.
They asked him about his opinion if he can get a hostage deal done with the Palestinians.
And he basically told the woman, hey, fuck you.
unidentified
Watch.
elijah schaffer
That's what he said.
unidentified
President Biden, do you think that you can cut a hostage deal by the end of your term?
Hold on.
You think you're completely getting hit in the head by a camera behind you?
All right.
Thank you all.
earl gray
Do you think they're going to hit you in the back of the head?
elijah schaffer
The camera behind you.
michael mendoza
Arian Joe strikes again.
earl gray
Was that like a Norwegian woman or something?
unidentified
Yeah, that was a weird thing.
It's like, yo, play it again.
michael mendoza
Play it again.
I like to hear her voice.
It's even weirder.
unidentified
President Biden, do you think that you can cut a hostage deal by the end of your term?
michael mendoza
It sounds like a fake person.
Yeah.
It's like she's speaking English.
unidentified
That's what she thought.
Do you think?
elijah schaffer
Do you look like you're reading him?
Do you like the like?
It's like, it's like uh well, imagine that, like you finally get a question, the president looks at you and you go, president, do you think you get a hostage deal?
And it's like your moment.
It's like you ever think you get hit in the head at the back of a camera behind you.
unidentified
If you get hit in the head with a hammer, all right, take that off the screen.
elijah schaffer
No, he's completely lost it.
earl gray
That was good.
michael mendoza
No yeah, that was his best moment to date.
unidentified
That was four years at least.
Nice, wide shop.
You couldn't really see his face.
elijah schaffer
No, this is, but this is actually better because I actually so I i've uh, I actually told people that i'm almost upset.
I would have been upset with a Kamala presidency, but another four years of Biden could have actually been hilarious.
Like, imagine like he literally dies, like on camera or something like like they're like you're wheeling him out, he's like in his wheelchair and he's like, and they're making him sign stuff.
unidentified
They would never let that happen.
earl gray
Oh, they would do.
elijah schaffer
You remember Jimmy Carter?
They're like, he's so excited to vote for Kamala and he's like dying yeah, and they're he's like, woo well, he uh.
unidentified
No, they made a CG.
earl gray
They thought that would long ago what they wheel out, a debt like a basically a dead guy.
elijah schaffer
You saw that right.
earl gray
By the way, he's voting for Kamal.
It's like how he's not even he's brained.
He's dead, like issue.
That's like, do people still remember that?
unidentified
Jimmy Cotta, they do that now with with big ass.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, did you see this picture of him?
unidentified
They go and make a movie.
elijah schaffer
There he is.
Yeah, this is like.
unidentified
Watch this.
earl gray
Take that off, take it off from us.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
This is not a joke, though.
They said that Jimmy, this is the real video.
They said Jimmy Carter's voting for Kamala Harris.
This was the video they put up.
unidentified
Watch this, this is real.
earl gray
That's crazy.
That's yes.
Yes, that's him voting.
elijah schaffer
That was him voting.
They put another video of our ex-president voting, move his hand.
michael mendoza
That's me when I nut keeps sucking.
earl gray
Did he use a ouija board to vote?
How did he vote?
unidentified
Yeah, I want to see a wise tree.
You can see his hair.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's crazy.
Look at that.
In his dreams.
He's like dying.
Now, here's the best part, though.
Let me see if I can find this.
earl gray
This is cool.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Just give me a second.
Let me see if I can find.
I got to find the other clip that I had here.
michael mendoza
I like leaning so much.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what's going on with the, what's, okay, so, uh.
earl gray
Can you get your nose out of the frame, Todd?
unidentified
Sorry.
All right.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So here's the deal.
They were trying to say that Joe Biden was not unfit.
CNN called him a step down.
We'll watch the clip.
And so then in order to say that he's fit to finish his term, he decided to take an outing to the beach to prove to us that he's agile and he wasn't in bed and that he's able to finish.
Check this.
This is a real clip from just yesterday.
earl gray
Joe's beach.
elijah schaffer
So here's him walking.
Look at this.
unidentified
Come on.
You have to feel bad for him.
Oh, come on.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
unidentified
It makes me sad.
earl gray
There's a guy with binoculars in the background.
unidentified
They were.
He's playing.
They're like, all you have to do is get to your towel and sit down.
We're going to film you the whole time.
elijah schaffer
Who wears jeans to the beach?
Let's be completely honest here.
That's crazy.
I wear pants to the beach, but not jeans, right?
I wear like a bus.
unidentified
Mr. President, what are you going to say to Trump on Wednesday?
He's trying so hard.
That's so he's trying so hard just to get to that one spot.
They probably made an X in the sand.
You need to just get there.
michael mendoza
Oh, dude, if I saw the X in the sand, I would get a pickaxe and start digging for treasure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I would start.
I'll start digging with a pickaxe like I'm a crazy transgender in Seattle and it's my dad on election night.
unidentified
And you saw that?
elijah schaffer
She killed him with a pickaxe.
michael mendoza
I'm going to wait that story.
Yeah.
unidentified
So we're just like, you need to make it to that spot without falling over.
earl gray
Why wasn't she helping him that?
That's what I want to know.
unidentified
Because if she, then that's fodder for conservatives.
earl gray
Isn't she always like grabbing his arm and like helping him on?
unidentified
She should have been doing it the whole time.
earl gray
Yeah, she should have been.
unidentified
He's an old man.
He should have been on her back.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you got to stick to your mic.
unidentified
Help your husband get to the beach.
elijah schaffer
I know you can hear us because we have live monitors, but I can hear myself, but it goes through a gate.
And so you actually stop, people stop hearing you.
You got to be like here.
I know it's, but ladies and gentlemen, I just, yeah, do that.
So I don't know what you think about that, but I think that Biden is completely out.
Like, I don't think that he's involved.
I think that he's completely lost his marbles.
I don't know if you saw this, but here's Biden leaving.
watch this Salute Arian Joe I did I did think that, you know, I did think that, you know, I don't know if you saw today, but Kamala Harris, they had a meeting out on the, you know, whatever, veranda.
Yeah, the deck.
Let's just make it up the deck.
And Jill Biden wouldn't even look at Kamala in the face.
earl gray
Couldn't even look at her.
elijah schaffer
She didn't even look at her because they cooed her husband out of it.
unidentified
I mean, this is what's crazy.
elijah schaffer
You know, you read about a lot of stuff.
And the reason why I don't like today is we've gone through so many historic moments that everything's kind of anticlimactic.
Like, if you were to read about this, the way that liberals write about January 6th, like, and then, Kamal, they came in.
You know, but they made a packet of alignment and then they, you know, created behind closed doors a secret agreement and cooed him out of office, said that they were going to kill him and say it was COVID, but he had one chance to step down.
But in reality, it's just like kind of like a sad moment where they pushed Kamala Harris.
And as we're going to find out, they did rig this election, but there was historic turnout.
Here's what's funny.
Even among women, there was historic turnout for Trump.
And women didn't care about their abortion.
Women apparently actually don't care about abortion.
It wasn't even a major issue.
People honestly didn't care about it in this election.
They made their entire campaign about abortion.
It was all about abortion.
But the reason why is because they think we're all stupid and abortion wasn't on the table.
Like, I think every woman knew that.
Abortion was not on the table.
So, why would I keep that as a main issue?
earl gray
It's not stupid.
They kind of framed it as like women's rights.
Like, oh, it's going to take away women's rights.
And then it was like, they didn't explain what rights were going to be taken away or like what women's going to be taken away from all of us.
michael mendoza
That's what they say every time.
They're like, baby autonomy.
unidentified
Yeah, it's like a carryover.
michael mendoza
Or like reproductive years ago.
You're killing babies.
Yes.
Like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look.
earl gray
Also, he's not going to do it.
It would be sick if he was, but he's not that bass.
He's not going to do it.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
earl gray
Look.
unidentified
I've been crying for 24 hours.
I went to work and was working while this tear is coming down.
I ruined my contact.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we saw that the other day, right?
I mean, that was obviously that.
No, we saw that the other day.
Now, here's the deal.
unidentified
Women see where this is.
elijah schaffer
Where was this down here?
Okay, but not everybody's taking this so well.
I want to get to the story about Fuentes.
Not everyone's taking this well.
We talk about the women's rights thing.
I don't think people understand that this idea that women's rights were on the table was more of a meme, right?
Like, look, this is a very popular podcast between two liberals.
This clip.
It's called Two Liberal Women in a Vibrator.
And it's literally what it's called.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, I'm just not what it's called.
earl gray
I would have believed that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's called Good Vibrations, and it's sponsored by Adamandeve.com.
earl gray
Tell me anything, I'd believe it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But the thing is, is like they're reading tweets, and this is actually why we need to take away women's rights, okay?
Because women go online and they vote so emotionally and are so emotional, they don't even understand humor.
And that was the whole point about the Trump campaign is that they got mad about a comedian.
Remember that?
These women don't understand humor.
unidentified
Listen to this.
jennifer welch
Been a MAGA Victory Lap tour on Twitter, and we can just go through the tweets right now.
Matt Walsh, now that the election is over, I think we can finally say that, yeah, actually, Project 2025 is the agenda, LOL, which we knew.
We reported on that.
elijah schaffer
Like, look, can we just be real about women here?
It's like, we knew that.
It was, we always knew it.
unidentified
It's like, are they dumb?
elijah schaffer
Is their audience dumb?
Is it a grift?
Like, maybe they're smarter.
Like, am I wrong about this?
Are they smarter and they're just sort of like being retarded for their audience?
This is a very big podcast with a huge following, very popular show.
unidentified
Really?
earl gray
Yes, huge in America.
I don't know who this is.
michael mendoza
I see your voice a lot.
I don't know.
unidentified
I see these clips of the show everywhere all the time.
earl gray
I hope 2025 is on the is the agenda.
That can be we don't know.
But if it is the agenda, then they were right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, but that's the joke.
It's like, it's like, that's just trolling and trying to be funny.
And it's like, we always knew.
We always knew this.
You know, and you have much work.
She looks like she lives in Boca Ratone.
earl gray
That's what I was going to say.
Like, if you have that much, if your face is carved up that much, I don't know if you can kind of speak on these topics or you should be speaking on these topics.
elijah schaffer
They call her a carved face.
All right.
unidentified
Do we have more?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Watch.
jennifer welch
Nick Fuentes says, your body, my choice forever.
Oh my gosh.
That makes me sick.
elijah schaffer
Who's listening to this stuff?
You can take that off the screen.
No, but who's listening to this?
unidentified
It's like that just makes me sick.
elijah schaffer
Like, that would be the two and a half bottles of wine and the digestives that you ate, Carol.
You know what I mean?
Do not do it.
michael mendoza
You wouldn't want to know what he's doing.
unidentified
Trust me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he was a lyric beef tallow bomb.
There's a lot of stuff going on.
People are like, ah, no.
No, but can we just say this?
That was the whole joke about the women thing.
It's like, if you don't even understand what a basic joke is, then maybe you shouldn't be voting because you don't understand satire, which means it's like an IQ or perception issue.
Therefore, you like, and if they got one of these wrong, this is what I was going to say.
If they got one of these wrong, we all could fall for bait occasionally.
Like, you might just get something wrong.
But these were all bait and they fell for all of them.
unidentified
Rick.
I love women.
I love women so much.
elijah schaffer
Palestinian women?
unidentified
I love women just in general.
elijah schaffer
I love the women.
Do you like me a khalifa though?
unidentified
I love women enough that I love women enough to repeal 19.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
See, I like, okay, let's go.
michael mendoza
We have the redemption arc.
elijah schaffer
Here's John Miller, too.
Watch this.
jennifer welch
John Miller says women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say.
Shannon tweets.
elijah schaffer
Okay, take that off real fast.
So the point on here is, and this is what I thought was funny.
I don't think this was a rape reference.
I don't think he says here, look, having sex with a woman without her consent is rape.
He's like, you have a choice is endorsing rape.
I don't think that's what that meant.
I don't think it was a rape joke.
I think it was just like, you have a choice.
As if you're going to tell us what you can do.
I didn't think that was, I didn't pick up that that was a rape joke.
michael mendoza
I thought it was at first, actually.
Well, I mean, what other way would you interpret?
Like, they don't have political capital, I guess, is the other interpretation.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like it's like it's like marriage or whatever.
Like, yeah, it's if like, it's like, I just have to call marital rape rape, but I'm saying like, I think it is.
michael mendoza
No, yeah, I disagree.
unidentified
No, the sentence, having sex with a woman without her consent is actually rape, right?
Is it?
Am I wrong about that?
michael mendoza
I tend to disagree.
I tend to disagree.
unidentified
How is that not?
elijah schaffer
No, that is what he's saying.
That is what he's saying.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Not the modern definition of rape, which is I regretted in the morning and whatever.
I didn't say no, but it's a real definition of rape.
Yeah, but I, but, but I thought what's weirder about this is that we know all these people personally that are like, every person that's mentioned on this list is like, I've been on a show with them.
You know what I mean?
That's like kind of a weird thing.
unidentified
But I'm looking at it just based off of just the sentence itself.
If you were, you know, on its face value alone.
That's rape, right?
Yeah.
earl gray
I mean, he's saying that as a joke.
Well, I'm going to tell you no.
elijah schaffer
I didn't tell him no, but I'm not going to accuse you of anything.
unidentified
What happened?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I didn't directly tell him no, but Mike said yes.
So that really is fine.
earl gray
If Mike says yes.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
jennifer welch
Shannon tweets.
So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men.
Andrew Tate retweets with comment, and you also have to make me a sandwich.
elijah schaffer
So men have never been able to abort their babies, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I thought that too.
elijah schaffer
But even if we get their logic, men have been getting abortions.
So men did lose the same rights as women because we all lost the ability to abort our kids.
I can't abort my kids anymore.
You know, and it's like their logic, this is, oh, I don't want to focus so much on a random women.
But like these liberal women, it's true.
It's like, they're like, the fact that you think you lost rights, what rights did you lose?
Because you're teasing me to get excited thinking you might have actually lost some, but you didn't.
It's like, you know, come on.
unidentified
These lost rights are a right that they lost.
It's a right that they didn't get.
It's the right they shouldn't have.
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
No, but that's not a right.
A bush isn't a right.
It's like a privilege.
unidentified
A privilege redemption.
It's a privilege.
elijah schaffer
A privilege to murder.
unidentified
That's what I'm saying.
It's an exception to our existing murder laws.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Like, not allowed to kill people.
Soldiers don't have the right to kill.
They have the privilege to kill because they're part of the military and they have the opportunity to murder other people under sanctioning things.
It's not a human right to kill other people in the military.
It's a privilege based on the strength of your own military to get away with it.
Killing your own children's not a right.
That's a privilege that you have because you're a witch and you read witch books and fly on brooms.
earl gray
Yeah, technically, I guess you're right, but it's more of a justification.
And then you lose that justification for either killing in the military or killing your kid.
Because that's what they really want.
It's like a justification for murder to be like, no, no, no, this is totally okay.
It's fine.
It happens all the time.
Women should do this, actually.
unidentified
And they fight so hard for it.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
How the hell does that happen that they fight so hard for that for the average poker mom?
elijah schaffer
Average poker moment?
Average poker breton mom right there.
You see these women everywhere.
They come out of the ground.
earl gray
I dated a woman like this.
Really?
Todd.
unidentified
Sorry.
Really?
earl gray
Just Todd with a wig.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Take that shit off.
earl gray
I dated Todd.
elijah schaffer
No, that's so good.
All right.
That being said, someone said that it's Jewish tradition, actually.
What does that mean?
unidentified
Grape?
No, don't activate Todd.
earl gray
Don't please not activate Todd.
elijah schaffer
So one interesting thing is, I don't know if you guys know this, but Slightly Offensive is now a news publication website.
It's on a soft launch.
You can go here to Slightly Offensive.
unidentified
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
It's now being populated.
We are now an official original news outlet, and we're now publishing, which is fantastic.
You can read some of our important pieces.
I do write now as well because I write for a few different publications.
But we have this story.
I'm not going to read the whole thing.
You can watch a separate video of it on X or whatever.
But you know this development we talked about the other day?
Nick Fuentes was doxed in a far-left intimidation plot ending with one far-left activist getting pepper sprayed.
We have the full video finally.
They just got released here.
We probably should, well, I guess we can leave it up at the top.
I was like, we should probably throw the meat down at the bottom, but here we go.
Here it is.
The footage finally got released.
We'll cover the story.
Check this out.
unidentified
Hi.
Oh, my God.
michael mendoza
Fuck out of here.
I hadn't heard it yet.
earl gray
What's that?
unidentified
Nick.
earl gray
The phone?
elijah schaffer
That was the phone fell on the ground.
michael mendoza
And he's like kicked it back inside.
unidentified
Let me get my phone.
Yeah, so you take that off for a second.
I'm not sure what that is.
That's great.
elijah schaffer
So let me tell you, okay, well, I'll tell you right now.
So check this out.
So check this out.
This is an original article here written.
So doxing, which is sharing of personal information often online with the intent to harm another person, is illegal in Illinois thanks to a new law, 740 ILCS, better known as a Civil Liability Doxing Act.
However, the law wasn't enough to stop self-described far-left Jewish feminist activists, which is what she calls herself, Marla Rose, from violating the CLDA in an attempt to intimidate and harass a popular podcast host, Nick J. Fuentes, at his home in Chicago, Illinois, over a political disagreement.
Now, after getting pepper sprayed during the provocation at Fuentes' home, which she voluntarily instigated, she decided to press charges, but will this legal battle against Fuentes succeed in court?
We could discuss it.
I'm not going to go down to it, but I put the information here of the legal code that she violated down here.
We talked about who she was.
She, again, is a feminist activist.
She describes herself as a Jewish feminist.
I don't know why that's important, but she does describe herself as that.
She was incredibly upset about that tweet, Your Body, My Choice, which now has almost 100 million views and was viewed more times than Kamala Harris got votes in America.
That's crazy, right?
That's insane.
So that was more viral than Kamala Harris's campaign.
And the thing was, is that so people started doxing all of his information.
This is, you know, this has 1.4 million likes.
People are saying me liking all the post-doxy Nick Fuentes.
I actually went out of my way to report.
I have some sort of authority with a few different large accounts.
So I reported a lot of the doxing.
I mean, I know it's a little bit too late, but I still, we got a few nice lefties suspended permanently.
It was pretty good.
I got to say it's pretty good.
For doxing, you deserve to get suspended, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Got a few accounts and we'll never see again.
They're gone.
So she wrote this, you know, okay.
So what would you do if a neo-Nazi white supremacist who called on a holy war against Jews and is a loud, proud misogynist lives in your town?
You are a Jewish feminist and you know his address.
So she goes down and she explains that she approached his door and then he ended up macing her.
But he's in the legal right here, basically.
You can read the whole thing.
I look at this meme at the end that your body, my choice, so good right there at the bottom.
But essentially what happened was that her own husband, this is a ticket off the screen.
Her own husband, the EMT, the police, and the commentaries on the internet all told her the same thing.
He had a sign that said no solicitation, which means no uninvited guests.
Why did you go up and ring the doorbell looking like a threatening multi-hair colored psychopath?
You're in Chicago.
You're actually stupid.
You could have been shot, right?
I mean, it's not a stand-your-ground state.
As Candace Owens even stated up here, you know, she said, like, she is lucky that she wasn't in a stand-your-ground state or she would have been shot.
I do not recommend showing up at any person's front door down here in Tennessee.
Very much fuck around, find out.
But the whole point of this was: the reason why she broke the law is sharing information with the intent to cause emotional distress on somebody is considered a literal violation of the law in Illinois, which is matters about local laws on this.
And on top of that, if it causes any disruption to their economic well-being, that could be upgraded to a higher criminal charge, which I know he was unable to go and stream and whatnot, which is his main revenue source, from my understanding.
And so she posted his information, went there to harass him.
He has every right to defend himself on his property.
He owns the property, and that's his house.
And people are trying to defend her.
And it's like, dude, just don't fuck with people at their homes like that.
How about that?
You know what I mean?
Like, if you look ugly like that, you deserve to get maced in the face, even if you didn't do anything wrong.
Like, there should be a law that if you're that ugly in public, like, go back inside, you know, like a cat, you know, just spray him in the face.
But I was all, I was all, you know, again, I don't want to be too sexist, but I would be down for taking away all her rights.
I was thinking we didn't go far enough.
We shouldn't stop until it's illegal to be a woman.
You know, we should outlaw the female gender.
I just think that it's a possibility.
What do you think, Mike?
michael mendoza
Thoughts?
One day.
One day, brother.
elijah schaffer
One day, brother?
michael mendoza
Thanks, one day, white brother, as Joel Davis would say.
elijah schaffer
Well, some would say this.
Some said here that, you know, technically, spray is a form of aerosol gas.
Did he just gas a Jew?
michael mendoza
No.
No.
What do you think?
unidentified
Did he really coin that phrase?
Your body, my choice?
elijah schaffer
No, people have been saying that for a long time as a joke.
unidentified
I want to know how to came up with that.
elijah schaffer
That's just that's that libs say that.
Like, they say, your body, my choice, but I say, my body, my choice.
That's a phrase they say at protests.
His just went viral.
And that's what the ironic part of it was.
He's taking one of their jokes and being like, yeah, your body, my choice.
And there were a lot of tweets about similar things as a joke, but Nick is like a scapegoat, right?
He's like avant-garde.
You know, he's who they want to make wrong.
earl gray
It's amazing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Not a huge fan of his, but he's a heck of a lot smarter than they.
earl gray
Oh, you know, that's for sure.
elijah schaffer
Not a fan?
unidentified
I mean, I'm fine with him.
I have no, I have no issues with him.
earl gray
I'm just do we do we know what she was trying to achieve by going up there?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she said she wanted she said she um she just wanted to come into the country and just help them, you know, set up some sort of like interest rate so they could get home loans.
That's all she wanted, you know?
unidentified
I wanted to just move Israel to and then gloss the whole of the Middle East.
michael mendoza
Wait, hold on, Lee.
That makes no sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
earl gray
I like how he just popped straight.
He knew exactly what was up and he popped straight out of the door.
No questions, Aussie just sprayed her in the face.
That's kind of crazy.
michael mendoza
Also, I guess I haven't seen like pepper spray deployed so many times, but like it looked like silly string.
Like it was like a little like you know.
elijah schaffer
That was her.
michael mendoza
What a looker.
elijah schaffer
So, listen, I don't know about this, but I feel like he was a bit of a Palestinian.
He had a Jew coming into his door uninvited, and then, boom, it turned into altercation.
No, pepper spray comes out.
It does.
earl gray
It comes like a little like, like band mace, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, it's intentionally not aerosol because it's trying to get right into your eyes.
You're trying to avoid.
No, no, no, that's bear mace.
Pepper spray is like right in the eye.
earl gray
So it's not directly accurate.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how they make it.
Like, it still has a lot of fun.
elijah schaffer
No, that's your fart.
It's supposed to be deployed at close contact.
It's not supposed to.
You've been pepper sprayed.
We've been pepper sprayed many times.
Many, many times.
Like, we have many times.
unidentified
We've been directly sprayed, but you still kind of get it.
Like, it sort of just bounces back off of everything and it shows sort of aerosols everywhere.
michael mendoza
What if he hit her with fart spray instead?
That'd be kind of fine.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, remember this picture that they do?
Because look at this one.
I got pepper sprayed and they had to pour mailox of myself.
It was so bad.
unidentified
This is.
earl gray
That doesn't look like.
elijah schaffer
Everyone shares this video.
Like, Indians, whenever I attack Indians, they're like, oh, what'd you get, peepee poo-poo gay man?
unidentified
And I go, that was me hanging out with Todd Warrens in Portland.
Wait, take that off.
elijah schaffer
I have a couple more here.
unidentified
Oh, that was a fun night.
elijah schaffer
That was actually.
Look at I.
Well, I even knew what it looked like.
Look what I put in the comments.
I'm like, it's honest work.
Luke, you need Jesus.
michael mendoza
$20 is $20.
unidentified
All right, go out of that home.
I found my iPod, my AirPod, in the puddle.
michael mendoza
You found your AirPod in the puddle?
unidentified
Yeah, like three hours later.
michael mendoza
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Wow.
unidentified
That night.
That night.
michael mendoza
I've dropped my AirPod in the living room sometimes.
I can't find it for another 15 minutes.
unidentified
I swear, we were out there that night.
It was in Minnesota, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Multiple times.
We've been multiple.
That was Minnesota.
Yeah, that was where the George Floyd riot started.
And dude, there was a couple times with the pepper spray.
I'm going to tell you this, where it was like there was something else too that the police, I think it was just CS, right?
Was that the cult?
Because they had the powder and the gas.
No, there was a time when we were in tear gas, so my skin hurt.
And then we got bear-maced by the Antifa.
Then there was pepper spray flying, and you would inhale it.
And it was a certain point you feel like, I like how his mic just enters in the chat, you know?
Dude, you got bear mace.
I'm like watching and his mic just starts floating.
unidentified
He's like, We got bear-maced by the police that night.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they didn't give a fuck anymore, you know.
unidentified
I lost my AirPod in a puddle, and then like three hours later, literally after the entire protest was done, I found my AirPod true.
michael mendoza
Did it still work?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Did they?
unidentified
I popped it right back into my head.
michael mendoza
Wow.
unidentified
And it worked like a charm.
michael mendoza
Big shout out to Tim Apple.
unidentified
Yeah, Tim.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, look, check this out.
unidentified
So this is our footage, right?
elijah schaffer
Like, oh, yeah, and a really great people on there, too.
So the really great, really great cast.
What a fantastic cast of people.
I mean, look at this.
Nothing's changed.
You got four people on now.
Is it like, do they use the high capacity?
michael mendoza
Yeah, no different at all.
elijah schaffer
Is that what's their face?
Yeah, that's well.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, not everyone wins.
So we'll leave it there.
unidentified
We had some good times back in the morning.
elijah schaffer
The boys win, guys.
The boys fucking won.
unidentified
We had some good times.
elijah schaffer
The boys won, though.
I'll say that.
I'll leave that information later.
But I think it's interesting those articles are still up.
But the footage was quite fantastic.
I do say that with the bear mace, I think, I want your honest opinion.
From looking at the statutes and the policies, I think that he was in the legal right to do so because she had written online before that she was going to come.
He probably got a hold of it, that it looked like she had intent to cause malicious intent.
I don't think he had the right to kill her there.
I feel like here, maybe he could have.
If he would have said, get off my property and she didn't leave and she approached because of the doxing and everything, he might have gotten away with stand your ground.
Even if he didn't, I feel like a jury would have let him off in Florida.
Like, if it was like, hey, they doxed him, they said, what would you do?
Compared him to Hitler and came, he would say, I was afraid for my life.
You know, all the death threats, I think he could have got away with it.
In Chicago, he would have gone to jail for killing her.
But I don't think, I don't think that he's going to go to jail for this.
I don't think he's going to exist.
I don't think she can press charges.
The cops are even like, why'd you approach when he had that sign up?
michael mendoza
Well, even if he does go to jail, he'll probably write a book about his struggle in jail and then he'll emerge a better person.
So, you know, that's worst case scenario.
unidentified
Call it my struggle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I mean, maybe, maybe translated in some different languages.
Well, he has a big German, so probably not.
I don't know why you would think that.
unidentified
I don't know what you're talking about.
elijah schaffer
Someone said that picture was Mike Zinsing on Elijah.
What does Zinsing mean?
Zinsing.
What is that phrase?
unidentified
Zinz?
earl gray
Zinning?
unidentified
With Zinsing Zinsing?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I think that's okay.
unidentified
So let me.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about.
Okay, I'm not.
Look, I want to talk about this.
So Jack Black has a new film, a new Christmas film coming out.
unidentified
This is an interesting thing.
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
So Jack Black has a new because Jack's great.
I like Jack and my crack.
So listen to this.
So Jack Black and the crack.
Here he is.
He has a new movie called Dear Satan.
unidentified
Check this out.
Something when a kid sends a letter to Santa, but Liam Santa is a crappy speller.
This looks like fun.
Oh, that's putrid.
Thank you.
Who do you want?
You summoned me.
You're not when I expected.
What'd you expect?
In the movies, the reindeer usually have the antlers, not you.
earl gray
Kid, are you high?
unidentified
I'm ready for cheating.
You lucked out big times, I'm way better than Santa.
Oh, ho, freaking ho.
earl gray
You, my friend, are getting three wishes.
unidentified
You mean like a genie?
elijah schaffer
They stole that from me.
unidentified
By the way, after you make your wishes, I'm taking your soul.
What?
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Okay, that I may have stolen from Aladdin.
Now we're eating.
Let me show you a few of the things I could do for you.
I'll be right back.
It's close Malone.
earl gray
Leo!
unidentified
Look, I'm worried Satan is going to trick me into getting my soul.
I think he's just confused.
We believe you.
Yeah.
Woo!
What are you waiting for?
Go make a move.
Shoe me.
I'm thirsty.
elijah schaffer
I tried everything.
That kid's incorruptible.
unidentified
What about doing something out of kindness?
I don't even know what you just said.
I mean, I know all the words, but I just never heard them in that order.
Jack Black is Santa.
You know this man?
I'm his uncle, Vita.
Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
That doesn't sound right.
They're going to respell Santa Satan.
Watch this.
elijah schaffer
Jack Black.
unidentified
That was just the fault.
You just gambled and Satan.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was the announcer's voice the entire time.
It was like, get it off.
Why are we?
michael mendoza
Are we not finishing it?
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
No, no, don't.
michael mendoza
No, it's not the end of the video.
unidentified
Dude, then change the signal.
michael mendoza
We're going to lost the entire thing.
elijah schaffer
Okay, dear Santa.
Yeah, there you go.
Thank you.
Okay, so it is interesting.
michael mendoza
You missed it, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
Were they about to do it?
Or am I wrong?
What?
Oh, they didn't do it.
They could have, right?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Let's get Todd's take first on this.
You want to see this movie or you don't want to see this movie?
unidentified
I do because I love Jack Black.
I've always loved Jack Black.
I've been a fan of his since I've been a huge fan of Tanacius.
michael mendoza
He changed his Orange County?
unidentified
Basically forever.
Okay.
I went to go see Tanacius D back in Florida, where we are now.
Tenacious D and the Prick of Destiny.
And they did a wonderful two-hour show.
Okay.
And then you know how they go offstage to go, you know, then they come back and do an encore.
They did another two hours.
michael mendoza
Don't they have a song called like Fuck Her Gently or something?
Yes, right.
unidentified
And I could sing it for you.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
unidentified
I'm not going to.
elijah schaffer
So here's what I think is interesting.
So isn't Jack Black is of the tribe, right?
unidentified
Is he a Jew?
elijah schaffer
He's tribal, right?
I don't see not.
unidentified
I don't think so.
elijah schaffer
Is Jack Black of the tribe?
michael mendoza
Come on.
Well, he's in Hollywood.
unidentified
I don't know.
Black Jack.
michael mendoza
He's a comedian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay.
Look, right here.
Early life check.
His mother was born Jewish.
unidentified
He's not like openly like I didn't know he was Jewish.
elijah schaffer
He attended Hebrew school.
Got a bar mitzvah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
He beats Polish and Scottish.
His parents divorced.
And then they got America into debt.
I'm saying that.
unidentified
I'm not surprised to discover that he's Jewish, but I didn't know.
elijah schaffer
Because he's Satan?
unidentified
I just assumed that he was just like, you know, an atheist like most other Hollywood types.
elijah schaffer
They're like satanic pedophiles.
Honestly, the Hollywood types.
Okay, but listen.
So you have this movie, a Christmas movie.
We've gone from making Christmas about Santa to now making Christmas about Satan.
And it just seems weird to me that they chose a Jewish guy to turn Christmas into a movie about Satan.
Isn't that kind of weird?
It seems like they're teasing us.
michael mendoza
What was that last?
elijah schaffer
It sounds like they're teasing us.
michael mendoza
What was that last Satanic Christmas animated movie?
And it was by a Jew?
No, no, no, no, it wasn't that.
earl gray
Oh, it was...
michael mendoza
I forgot.
earl gray
Black Christmas?
But everything that comes out of Hollywood.
I know you're talking about.
unidentified
You can pretty much expect everything that comes out of Hollywood is going to be Jewish.
Either.
Well, I was going to say Satanic.
elijah schaffer
Who did that?
unidentified
I didn't do that.
elijah schaffer
No, it is interesting.
It is interesting.
I don't, you know, it's Christmas Inc.
I did think it was just kind of weird.
And that being said, speaking of very interesting topics of similar individuals, do we have it here?
Let me see if I can find it.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
So speaking of very interesting, also Hollywood, somebody else, Seth Dylan, made a comics get about Satan as well.
unidentified
I don't know if you saw this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
That's the nature of the demons.
Well, no beating around the bush.
Okay.
We lost the 2024 election.
But this is been one heaven of a week.
Okay.
I just want to say up front that I'm super proud of our team.
I mean, the lies, chaos, hysterical push to trans everyone's kids and put tampons in the boys' bathroom.
We did our best.
We did our best.
And unfortunately, God and Republicans just played a better game out there.
So I guess we're taking some questions.
What do you think went wrong there?
Is he like Harrison Walls of a candidate?
Honestly, I could have run a drug parakeet and it wouldn't have made a difference.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so it's too long.
It's about four and a half minutes longer than it needed to be at the moment.
But it is weird that we have, you know, it's a lot of Hollywood types out there just dressed up as Satan recently.
And like, it's like this new thing.
But I, you know, I'm not, I don't really like dressing up as Satan because I don't think we should.
But I also think, you know, what's interesting is the kid who was killed in Orlando up in the mass shooting, the white kid, he dressed up as Satan as well.
I thought that was really interesting on Halloween, the kid who was shot by that black guy.
I feel like we shouldn't dress up as Satan, and also I don't like the idea of making Satan seem ugly and like the Hollywood, like the Hollywood thing.
This is what I'm gonna say, I have a really big aversion to the Jewish representation of the devil because it turns him into a character and it makes him like mythical.
Rather than being an angel of light and realizing that the devil is attractive, like not say like sexy, but mean like would have an aura, I guess that you would say, that like could pull you in.
This is this is the uh head of the you know, of the chorus or whatever in heaven.
The fact he made the devil, like this little like shmarmy, like guy that's like and I got horns.
I don't think it diminishes the reality of who he is.
He's always just like a pesky little guy, and like he's trying to get you to like yes, exactly.
But I don't know why it's always the same sort of Hollywood types that depict the devil that way.
I feel like it does harm into the minds of people because people start to think of the world as what they see on films, and they see it so often that their depiction of the devil comes from what they see on film.
unidentified
Who are we just looking at?
elijah schaffer
Who's this person?
I don't know who that was.
It's someone in the Babylon beef.
That was Tim Allen.
unidentified
So we do realize that there's a lot of effort that had gone into that makeup.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but look at this.
This is what I'm saying.
Here's an example of the Hollywood types making us think that life is a movie.
Dean Withers said, Hitler was bad, one of the worst humans in history.
In fact, I'm genuinely fucking perplexed.
This has to be said in 2024.
And Auske Gruper said, Source.
And then someone honestly responded underneath, watch the sound of music, watch Captain America, The First Avenger, watch any World War II movie, read Anne Frank's diary, look back through our world history.
There's so many sources.
So she literally was like, watch the movies to see what the Nazis were like.
And I was going to say this: you know, if she wanted a lampshade, I'm already selling mine.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm selling.
I'm just saying, you know, it is, it is crazy.
That's a crazy response.
I don't know if it's real.
earl gray
It is crazy.
It's funny because it's like Hitler for atheist is the devil.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
That is literally how they found him.
Hitler for a because they don't have a devil and they don't believe in God and they don't believe in any of that stuff.
Hitler is the devil.
So that's why they want to summon them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I think it was a fake account, though, but it did get a lot of likes.
I'm just saying.
It's still funny.
earl gray
The source one.
michael mendoza
I just love source.
earl gray
I think it's a good one.
elijah schaffer
I just had a music one, but I thought it made the point that people do.
But I thought it made the point that people do.
That's what they say.
Like when you go, oh, the Nazis are bad.
Yeah, have you seen the boy in striped pajamas?
And you're like, why is your example always?
earl gray
Which film did you watch from Steven Spielberg that produced that?
Did he?
Which fiction movie did you watch from?
michael mendoza
I think Spielberg did Schindler's list, didn't he?
unidentified
Yeah, sure.
He did all the time.
elijah schaffer
It's a terrible comedy.
earl gray
But I did like all the main ones are done by him.
unidentified
I didn't laugh once at that movie.
earl gray
Yeah, you weren't supposed to, Todd.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
Was it Schindler's list?
earl gray
Were you in that movie, Todd?
Was your grandmother movie?
unidentified
No, no, no.
michael mendoza
Yeah, only for a short period of time.
unidentified
I just didn't find it very funny.
That's awesome.
earl gray
Yeah.
I also, I don't like the fact that they characterize the devil in that way.
And like with the Jack Black stuff, they're trying to make him relatable and likable and it's funny and this and that.
They have no reverence for anything.
I think it's made by atheists because they have no reverence for God and they have no reverence for the devil.
Not that you should have reverence for the devil, but you should have, I guess, you and not that you should fear it, but you should have some type of respect.
I don't know what the right word would be, but you shouldn't be openly making him a likable character that people should relate to and is going to be won over by who?
The little boy in the end or whatever.
unidentified
Well, how would you write the devil?
earl gray
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't even go near that subject.
If you were, you would approach it in a different way that was more realistic.
unidentified
You have to know that Hollywood writers, they're all atheists for the most part.
Or at least they're not very religious, essentially, right?
Okay.
So you have to assume that they're going to approach their writing of the devil or writing of, you know.
So you have to assume that it's always like from that perspective.
Right.
earl gray
Yes.
unidentified
So how would one write that character?
earl gray
But I don't.
unidentified
But if you were really trying to write it like from a realistic perspective, how would you do it?
earl gray
Well, there's a difference between understanding the topic and writing it and not understanding the topic and writing it.
And I don't think these people are atheists and writing.
I think they understand the topic because what we see from them is mocking God, mocking Christ, mocking Jesus over and over again.
And then whenever it's Satan or the devil or these other things, it's like, okay, let's make him funny.
Yeah, let's make him funny.
And he's a likable character.
And he's going to be won over in the end.
That's how they write it.
And then you go, oh, okay.
Well, you don't believe in anything.
You're atheist and you're really not taking any sides.
But every single time the devil's relatable and he's this guy that, you know, you buddy up to.
And in the end, we mock Christ.
We mock Jesus.
We mock all these people.
So they clearly have an agenda and you say, oh, they're atheists, this and that.
But it's like they certainly favor one side because they want to dog on Christ at every chance they get.
That's what pisses me off.
And to have Jack Black in there, blackjack, it's like he's doing wordplay with his own name.
It's insane.
unidentified
I wonder if it's similar to the way that they write jokes about conservatives versus their liberal, you know, the liberals that they look up to.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
They want to make a joke about Obama.
You know, it's a soft joke.
It's a soft joke.
But then they'll make a hard joke about Trump or they'll make a hard joke.
earl gray
Because they believe that.
elijah schaffer
They actually write that.
But I think it is much deeper because I actually believe that they're not atheists.
What I think is that they hate God.
And so there is a difference between somebody who is just confused, right?
Who would say, I don't really know who God is.
It seems a little bit outside of the realm of what I can grasp.
They may be more of like a naturalist or a realist.
But people and certain people, the Hollywood types, they hate God, right?
And this goes back to the resurrection of Jesus.
When they needed to hide his body and his resurrection, the first thing they did was collectively that the Sadducees and Pharaohs, I think it was a Pharisees actually, got together religious leaders and said, well, we're going to say that his body was stolen, right?
So his body was stolen because they could not accept the miracle of God before them.
So it created a system of hatred towards God.
And that has become a cultural bedrock, even though this is why so many Jews end up becoming atheists and don't follow Judaism.
Because Judaism, to me, is fake, right?
Like if you were to, like, Christianity is technically, there's no such thing as Judaism.
It's like Christianity that's following Yahweh or Yah, and now his son, it's Jesus Christ.
Now we are grafted in.
So there is, we are all one in Christ.
Now then there are some people who were like, okay, well, this makes me uncomfortable.
I hate God, so I only have two options.
I'm either A, going to create a new religion that doesn't follow what God says, that has all these man-made rules and laws, and I'm going to follow God through obedience through my own written word from rabbis, or I think the more natural proclivity, which is why most Jews are atheists, the most natural proclivity for a Jew would be to be atheist.
Why?
Because it's not really atheism like, again, a 12-year-old kid who's like, I don't really believe in a God.
It's like a, no, we hate Christianity because the idea of even our downfall comes from these Western nations sort of taking over the Roman Empire and becoming Christian anyways.
And it stands Christianity as this pillar of what destroyed them and diaspora them.
And they have been fighting for thousands of years to get back into their homeland.
And now there is a bitterness because they lost their identity and their faith because their relics are maybe hidden under the Vatican.
We don't know, right?
Don't know.
But there is a genuine disdain.
So I think in Hollywood, it is not just atheism.
It is a Jewish cabal of people that hate God.
And I think that they use their work and their art to push that view onto people.
And they use it to counter signal the Christianity in America.
Not all Jews are a part of that cabal, but I think that that cabal, I know I'm saying I don't think they all are, but that particular one, my opinion, is about working together to intentionally undermine morality.
That's why they normalize their fetishes.
And it's all done through Hollywood, right?
Every agenda.
unidentified
Well, who's writing all of these scripts?
elijah schaffer
Jewish people.
unidentified
Jewish people.
So the question is, I just literally just popped into my head.
Is there a Christian or Catholic version of this sort of cultural Jew?
You know, like, I can't believe that.
elijah schaffer
Joe Biden.
unidentified
Or like, I mean, I'm saying Joe Brandon.
We're like, I can be a Jew, you know, because I like matzah and I like Kefiltafish, but I also don't believe that.
elijah schaffer
Only fans girls wearing their crosses.
It's a part of the cultural.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
There is a cultural Christianity in America.
unidentified
They don't have a stronghold in Hollywood.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's what I think is, like I said, I think that the Jewish cabal in Hollywood is not atheists.
It's an easy way to cover their hate of God, that they really do hate God.
And I think that it's a hardening of their hearts, that God said he hardened their hearts.
And I think that there's not all Jews are a part of this, but I do think there's a group of Jews that have come together and they've been used to try to subvert Christianity in America.
And they do it through the media because how do kids get introduced to everything?
I mean, even if before porn, you get introduced to sex and all this stuff, they try to get gay kids into movies, and it's all through film and media.
So I don't know who they are and why, well, we know their names.
It's like all of them.
But I mean, we're from LA too.
So I'm just saying, I know this exists.
We're from there.
They hate God.
unidentified
I actually think they do hate God.
They really do hate God.
Yeah.
And that's coming from somebody who has essentially grown up.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's darkness.
It's darkness.
unidentified
It's nothing more than a cultural Jew.
Okay.
I had a bar mitzvah, you know, but you know, I was not raised to be religious.
But no, I absolutely think they do hate God.
elijah schaffer
But 100% spiritual reason.
Because I'm saying they hate God because they were bitter at God when Jesus rose, and then God hardened their hearts as a punishment.
And the problem is that the reason why no one can destroy them is I think God, this is going to piss even anti-Semitic people off.
I think God is protecting them.
I do think that you can't destroy them right now because there is a use for them in the end times.
But I don't think we need to support them.
Like, I don't think we need to join in on their evil because their hearts are hardened.
Therefore, when my heart's hardened, I am an evil person and I commit evil.
God hardened their hearts, so then they commit evil in the world.
So we shouldn't support them, but let's not try to wipe them out.
Which is like, you can kick them out of your countries.
You can do what you want.
But also, if you try to exterminate them, it's never going to work because there's some end times plan where they bring the judgment of God on the earth.
I don't think that's a good thing, but they do work to do that.
And I think in the meantime, that the devil is working through Jews, especially in Hollywood and stuff, to try to combat the work of Christ, Christianity, the saving of, and bring wickedness into the country.
There's no other explanation.
And you're from there.
You know it's true.
unidentified
Maybe.
You might be right about that.
But I love Jesus.
Who's going to make the TV shows?
Who's going to make the movies?
Christians?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but there's porn too.
Things are good, but they're good for the flesh, right?
So like it's like I like drugs and porn and stuff, but it's not stuff for me, right?
unidentified
I don't know what your opinion is of the Daily Wire, but they're doing some pretty good stuff.
earl gray
Like?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
For example, please elaborate on that one.
unidentified
They're their movies.
earl gray
Like which movie?
unidentified
Their Western movie.
michael mendoza
Am I racist?
Holocaust.
unidentified
Am I racist was finally good?
What is a woman was really good?
Come on, these are good movies.
earl gray
I did documentaries.
unidentified
But I'm not talking about just their documents.
michael mendoza
Those two are good, but the cartoons were a dog shit.
unidentified
No, what about...
earl gray
The comedy stuff is not...
It's not...
unidentified
What was that one movie with What's-Her-Face?
Gina Carano.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Star Wars.
earl gray
The Mandalorian?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
I know what I'm talking about.
unidentified
It was a good movie.
It was a good movie.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
Where the red fern grows or something like that.
It's what it was called.
earl gray
It was the West.
You were talking about it.
Yeah, the Western Cowboy.
unidentified
It was entertaining.
It wasn't woke.
That's what I look forward to a movie these days.
elijah schaffer
But I think a lot of what Daniel watches is a bunch of conversations about Israel from happening.
unidentified
All I give a S about is entertaining and not woke.
earl gray
Okay, woke.
unidentified
You watch any good series, that's like, you know, five seasons in, you're going to get three seasons into it, and by the fourth season, it's going to go woke.
elijah schaffer
But you don't think they're gatekeeping?
So you don't think that Daily Wire stands as a way to like this?
It's like in a marriage, right?
Where they say, I know.
It's not that you lying to me.
unidentified
No, Daily Wire.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
We've been at war with Ben Shapiro since when you were on the show.
unidentified
That's fine.
elijah schaffer
No, you were on the show when we started going to war with Ben Shapiro.
unidentified
I knew that.
elijah schaffer
So you know he attacked us first.
He attacked us, told us to take the vaccine.
unidentified
Don't care.
elijah schaffer
That was a fag move.
michael mendoza
Take the vaccine.
earl gray
Should have taken the vaccine.
unidentified
And you know what?
elijah schaffer
It's okay.
unidentified
That's okay.
elijah schaffer
It's not okay to do it.
unidentified
That's a film.
elijah schaffer
He wanted to give me heart arrhythmia.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Did he force you to do it?
No.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But he used his nose instead of a needle and he projected it in my arm.
unidentified
Either way, I spent two weeks at the Daily Wire.
elijah schaffer
Did you have sex with him?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Why did you look sassy when you answered that?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No.
Blowjobs aren't sex.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
That doesn't count.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm asking you the question.
What's the point of having a network out there that'll talk about some things and they're not censored?
But then when it comes to critical issues, they not only don't promote it, but if you work for the McCannis Owens, if you talk about it, they'll fire you.
unidentified
I'm not a huge fan of that move.
You're not a huge fan of that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and that's what they stand for.
unidentified
And that's okay.
You know what?
I'm allowed to support certain aspects and not support certain aspects.
elijah schaffer
I respect your disagreement.
unidentified
Their movie was good.
Am I Racist was great.
Did you guys watch Am I Racist?
elijah schaffer
No, I am, so I didn't need to watch it.
unidentified
Okay, you didn't need to watch it because you live it.
What is a woman?
All right.
You guys know that because you guys are both.
earl gray
I don't know what it is, but yeah.
Still trying to answer that.
elijah schaffer
It was like, are we racist?
Like, I thought we all agreed on that in 2016.
unidentified
My point is that, you know, I like being able to enjoy a narrative film that I don't have to worry about.
elijah schaffer
No, I know what you're saying is like, is like the problem is that you want to culture.
The problem is always, maybe this is the interesting thing, that oftentimes conservative cultures haven't produced a lot of great art in the last 75 years.
unidentified
That's not in the United States.
earl gray
No, in the United States.
elijah schaffer
Wait, listen to what I'm saying.
They haven't produced a lot of good art in the last 75 years, but that's not because conservative cultures don't.
That's because there was a weird dispensational ideology that hit America where a lot of the conservative cultures went in this end times ideology pulled out and discouraged anyone from being creative or doing anything.
In America, this is what happened.
unidentified
Hollywood used to be conservative.
elijah schaffer
It's gay times.
earl gray
It's like people that hate Christ.
Every good author is Christian.
Every good story you've ever heard is Christian story and is from a Christian author.
Dune believed in Christ.
Philip K. Dick, Christ.
It's all religious.
C.S. Lewis, J.R. Tolkien, even Harry.
elijah schaffer
We're talking about film, though, in terms of all made into films.
I'm saying, but the films, the Americans never had a Christian, right, like right-wing business because they told everyone that Hollywood was evil, and we have to hide from it.
That's what I was raised to think, too.
earl gray
You get somebody else.
unidentified
And when they do make movies, it's super preachy.
Well, the Christian movie, it's usually from the Protestants.
earl gray
But when you get it from Mel Gibson, you get like classics, like Brave Hud, you get Passion of the Christ, which is unstoppable.
Haxo Richard, you get crazy.
elijah schaffer
He doesn't follow that.
Like, he's a rarity, right?
So you wouldn't say that most Christians.
earl gray
He's exiled from Hollywood.
He's like, he can't get a chance.
elijah schaffer
Is it for his job?
No, he can't.
earl gray
Yes, because of what he did.
He literally can direct and produce his own thing, but it's like if you see him starring now, he was in a B-grade, D-grade film.
They won't let him.
unidentified
Big writer directors, Clint Eastwood, for example.
earl gray
And he didn't say any Gibson.
Mel Gibson is blacklisted.
Everybody knows.
michael mendoza
Let me jump in real quick to say right before the two-hour mark, we just hit 2,000 live viewers.
elijah schaffer
We did actually.
2060, actually.
michael mendoza
Big shout out.
elijah schaffer
2060 live years.
I want to remind you guys, too, don't forget that if you want to support the show directly, you've got to support us right here.
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Shout out to Arano, Habaruku, Burlington Coates, Cocteau, and the rest of you guys.
And also, oh, something happened here.
Hold up.
Let me get out of this here.
Shout out to the rest of you guys here as well on locals.
I do have one more thing I want to point out, although I do want to, why does this always happen?
Do pray for everybody on this panel.
We all need to say this with us.
Vince Lasagna.
Wait, did Vince Lasana?
Is that 50 tokens or $50?
I don't know how to read this anymore.
unidentified
Does that mean exchange?
elijah schaffer
He said, I think I don't know.
That's probably $5.
He goes, I think women act like this because men don't get paid enough to keep a woman happy at home.
I'm sure deep down, most men would love to keep their women at home, and almost all bitches would love to be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen.
And then someone else sent a real picture, check this out of Ben Shapiro there.
But on the side note, just ask you guys to agree to disagree.
I think that's the key thing, too, is that a lot of women are bitter at men because they don't make the money to let them stay home.
I do think that that's true.
And that so women have convinced themselves that they need to continue to work and they lie to themselves.
I think there's a lot of women out there that are secretly bitter at their husbands for not being able to stay home.
That's not in all cases.
Some women like to work.
I'm not joking.
There are some women who have addictive personalities and they just need to work and be busy and that's whatever.
But I think a lot of women that work shitty jobs they don't like wish they could stay home and they have a sense of bitterness towards their husbands for having to go to their shitty office job.
That's my opinion.
unidentified
Well, I'd like to abolish the job of babysitter.
What?
I want women to raise their kids.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
unidentified
You understand what I'm saying?
earl gray
Yeah, but you can't sort of blame men for not being making enough money.
You sort of got to blame society or the politicians or the whoever's behind that to push women into that and say, hey, this is empowering.
This is awesome.
And selling them on that live.
elijah schaffer
Legal immigration has to do with that, too.
And immigration, like competitive for job wages.
unidentified
There are exceptions.
They're a legal women, okay, and they deserve and they need to be where they're meant to be, right?
Yeah.
But generally speaking, you know, they're please finish my sentence.
Yeah, look, uh...
Ah, glass all women.
Exactly.
earl gray
Move all women to Mexico and bomb them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's a very complex subject, but Mike, if you get what I'm saying with this, is that like, I do think that a lot of women buy into feminist ideas that wouldn't naturally be that way because it helps them to cope.
I just watched a Megan Kelly clip on Vigilant News, and she was like, you know, I've never been a feminist as she's like in her million-dollar studio and like worked full-time her entire life.
That's literal feminism.
Like, you're not like a meek, quiet woman who's like been subservient your husband's like a nobody.
It's like you're a feminist.
That's a feminist ideal.
It's fine.
And I said, I said, you know, I don't want to talk shit on women working because I know that because of the system, some people have to both work just to be able to afford to live where they live.
And I understand that there's other things keeping you where you're at.
You know, maybe a family you're taking care of, a mother or whatever, and you can't just leave and move.
But I do understand that a lot of women don't understand that they are feminists today.
They're just not like third wave progressive feminists, not like gender extremists.
But they, you know, if you tell a West woman, like women shouldn't vote, if you think that women should vote, you are a feminist.
And I mean that genuinely.
Because a non-feminist would be like, oh, you're getting married and your vote is taken care of by your husband.
You trust your husband to vote according to the family.
Or even my best opinion is that once you get married, you get two votes.
I think that's a good idea.
Is that married men get two votes?
A single men get one vote.
And married men get two votes.
That's a fantastic idea.
And if you marry each other, you get four votes.
earl gray
It doubles.
Yeah, because it doubles.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
But I mean, like, I understand that there's, you know, there's exceptions or that these are not the trends.
But I do feel like the reason why we're trending conservatively, and that's what women are dreaming for, is that women are really unhappy and they're realizing, like the Bible says, will be safe through childbirth.
They're trying everything to be happy, drinks, food, you know, whatever, going out in the town, sex, jobs, and they're all super unhappy today.
And then they see like the only people that look happy online are like these conserve, you know, conservative women who are like on farms and having children.
That's what, so they want it.
earl gray
It's not, I don't think that's always true, but I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying that's why they're trending, though.
I think because they see it and that's what they want.
earl gray
I think they've been sold a lie and I think both sides see some big pushback and get upset.
Like even because I know a lot of people that are like, were like fully feminist and then they went conservative and were trying to be like stay-at-home mom and they were unhappy because they got sold the lie of being a boss bitch or whatever and working and making millions of dollars and being a manager or whatever they wanted to be.
And so they became unhappy with their stay-at-home status and with their kids and then they divorced their husband.
So it's really the lie that's the problem and what's how you're raised.
I believe like women that are raised in the West, even if they are anti-feminist, it's kind of like drinking the water.
You know what I mean?
You're still going to get poisoned.
You've still got an element of that.
The shadow is still cast on you.
You're still going to be feminist.
I'm sorry, if you're raised in the West, even if you rebel against those things, because you look at political comedies, like you mentioned Megan Kelly, and I'm sure you could mention every single female right-wing commentator, but they all rage against feminism.
But in the end, they're very, they uphold a lot of feminist ideas.
You know what I mean?
Like they work full-time.
They're not stay-at-home moms.
They uphold a lot of these feminist ideas while also raging against it.
And it's because of the environment.
So the environment needs to shift.
That's the problem.
unidentified
So how do we do that?
earl gray
Well, you kill everybody.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we should glass them all.
Glass them all.
earl gray
Like, if you were to take it in an environment like Eastern Europe, just to finish up this point, they're raised in a conservative environment.
And so then they come out conservative.
You know what I mean?
We're raised in a liberal feminist environment.
So you come out, even the men come out feminist, even the women, even if you want to be conservative.
So it's like years of unlearning and years of getting rid of this in the same way that you're eating shitty food.
You've got all this shitty food.
elijah schaffer
Don't talk about India.
unidentified
I think absent any influence, like the natural default setting would be more leaning towards conservatism.
elijah schaffer
No, but this is where you said, too.
I think also the key thing is that people are finding this out, which is why podcasts are more popular.
Is that a lot of times, like I told, I told Kezm, like, why is it when we talk about the Jews, you know, the views go up?
But she was like, well, because a lot of people can't talk about that subject.
And if you want to talk about niche subjects that are controversial, people might tune in because probably in their family, you can't talk about those things.
Like, I happen to be in a family where everybody talks about the Jews.
You know what I mean?
I have Jews that talk about the Jews, and I have people who don't.
unidentified
As soon as you say the phrase, the Jews, all of a sudden, people's brains switch to defensive.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, but this is why, you know, Kamo, they all talk about how podcasts are dangerous.
The blacks.
When you start listening, that your ideas aren't extreme just because your personal experience, you get out there and you go, other people think like me.
Like, you know, other people have similar views to me.
It does make you more solidified in your beliefs.
So I think part of the conservatism thing is a lot of us were like, including myself, like, I'm really not happy.
Like, I don't, like, I was really depressed.
You know, it's like, this is not good.
And then I started seeing, oh, like, that's why I got married.
I was like, started listening to podcasts and like Jordan Peterson and people.
unidentified
He's like, if you're just crying, please clean your room.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, clean my room.
But like, it's crying sending my name in Israel.
Hey, man, clean your room.
Okay.
michael mendoza
You know what?
Actually, those voices aren't that far off.
I just said that.
elijah schaffer
No, but I, but I mean, like, honestly, it was, it was going towards the Trumpianism.
I'm not joking.
It was going towards Trumpianism, like the political ideology that made me realize I needed to get married and like stop being a faggot.
You know, that's like, I'm not joking.
So I'm saying, like, I'll get there one day.
For now, he's got a bear on his shirt and a chain.
But I'm saying, so a lot of it is getting around the right influence in group two, because you know, when you get around there, everyone I know that's conservative is a lot more happy than the people I know that are liberal.
That's 100% true.
We're all more happy.
unidentified
Absolutely.
michael mendoza
Hundo.
elijah schaffer
What?
You don't agree with that?
unidentified
No, I'm 100% agree.
earl gray
I don't.
michael mendoza
Oh, do you?
Do you think?
Do you, Todd?
elijah schaffer
Do you really agree?
unidentified
Past drug addiction or alcoholism doesn't make you happy.
elijah schaffer
Do you think you think alcoholics can ever be happy?
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
You heard it here, folks.
Thank you for watching.
elijah schaffer
That wasn't the question.
unidentified
That wasn't the main question.
It's like, can heroin addicts be happy?
earl gray
Yeah, when they're on hero.
elijah schaffer
Sure.
unidentified
On their own heroin.
All right.
We're really getting down to hell.
All right.
I thought we were talking about liberals versus conservatives.
elijah schaffer
All right, Todd.
If people want to find you, if they want to follow you, if they want to touch you behind closed doors, they can't.
unidentified
I'm not anywhere.
I'm literally not anywhere.
elijah schaffer
They want to rape you.
unidentified
You're going to have to try really, really hard to find.
elijah schaffer
And the more he says no, the more the more he likes it.
unidentified
Yeah, that's true.
But you can't find me anywhere.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
So smart.
Anyway, co-founder of the idea of LinkedIn, Earl Gray, how can people find you?
unidentified
You can find me on LinkedIn.
michael mendoza
Well, fancy that.
unidentified
On LinkedIn, of course.
earl gray
No, sign up to our new website.
That'd be really cool.
elijah schaffer
Oh, they can follow you.
Let me go here.
Wait, hold on.
This is where they can follow you too.
Yes.
It's right here.
If you want to get a hold of Earl, it's essentially Earl.
Yeah, Slightly Offense is where you can get them.
And then you can also, you really want them to go to slightlyoffensive.com, right?
earl gray
Go to the website that we worked really hard on and sign up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and sign up.
It's free.
And you can comment and you can write the N-word.
Don't comment.
earl gray
It would be cool if you guys could comment and not say bad things.
Now they can do more.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know that when I was at the Blaze, they had turned off all the comments.
And this is like a funny conversation.
I was like, you know, people are really mad because they want to comment on my articles and stuff.
And then I got brought in a meeting and I was like, don't tell your audience about Tabui Texas.
So I was telling them, like, yo, ask for comments.
Tell me what we want comments.
And they were like, after Glenn did the Cheeto Dust thing in space, every comment was just like, okay, Cheeto Man traitor.
And like, it was like, it was like, apparently, they people like took over the website.
The news site was just like talking shit about the Cheeto dust for like months.
And so they had to ban comments to prevent the Cheeto dust scandal.
earl gray
But we don't want to do that.
elijah schaffer
We don't want that.
earl gray
So don't do that.
elijah schaffer
Don't do that to us.
We will monitor your comments.
And I'll have every author monitor their own comments.
It's like you can manage your own comments.
earl gray
Well, I think the technology is like auto.
So you can't.
There's certain things obviously you can't say.
It'll just auto-ban you.
unidentified
So don't.
earl gray
Well, don't say that.
Go ahead and test.
Let's talk about it.
But don't type the things that you are thinking right now.
unidentified
What I do type in.
While you're talking, one of the comments said, this guy is fucking weird, man.
You can make me if you want to try.
elijah schaffer
It was good.
We're a bunch of weirdos on this set.
Yeah, but you can find them all great.
And then let me bring this up here.
Let me bring this up.
unidentified
Where's this?
elijah schaffer
Here it is.
unidentified
Wait.
earl gray
Somebody's about to.
elijah schaffer
Here it is.
earl gray
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
This is Mike.
You can put this on the screen.
michael mendoza
You can follow me at Mike Mendoza JPG on Twitter with the VNN tag.
That is real.
It's not a bootleg.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
He's a, it's like, yeah, he's like one of the people who has like a VNN tag.
It's actually pretty funny.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They offered it to me.
michael mendoza
Which is why I don't, like, I'm trying not to say anything too crazy or comment on anything that could get them in trouble.
elijah schaffer
Should we authorize Slightly Offensive as its own company?
michael mendoza
Then we're going to be off the handle on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because I feel like, but the Gateway Pundit won me too.
Like, people are like, you know, as you have a Gateway Pundit handle, and you're like writing like, I wrote this.
Let me just post this real fast before we go.
michael mendoza
And then, meanwhile, Jim Hoff is like super cool.
He's like, yeah, go ahead.
Go at it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Go get him, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can find this real quickly.
Oh, yeah.
Look at these nice.
You can follow us on Slightly Offensive.
You get these nice, you know, articles with the news.
Mike makes really nice thumbnails.
We're doing really cool stuff.
You can get my pillow ads.
Oh, yeah, here.
I wanted to play this.
So a lot of you guys are going to be getting free tickets to this new Angel Studios movie called Bonhoeffer.
Honestly, probably about 95% of the audience here is going to be getting free tickets.
And I'll tell you how you can get your tickets.
Check it out.
Watch this clip.
unidentified
By loving Angel Studios' new movie, Bonhoeffer tells the story of a moral hero who stood up to Hitler as few did.
The movie is a powerful antidote to the rampant anti-Semitism sweeping the world today, which is why we're doing something a bit unexpected.
Announcing free tickets for anti-Semites.
That's right.
If you're stupid enough to hate Jews for being Jews, you can watch Bonhoeffer completely free.
After all, who needs to better understand the evil of anti-Semitism more than anti-Semites?
So check out Bonhoeffer today, though we hope you're the kind of person who will have to pay for your ticket.
michael mendoza
By the way, it was the Jew who was cracking up at that.
The entire trailer was.
unidentified
It was the Jew, but let's be there.
elijah schaffer
You can get the tickets there at, I think it's right here at angel.com.
And you can actually sign up and get free tickets if you're an anti-Semite.
Now, what's kind of cool about this is Bonhoeffer is actually a great story of a guy who really like survived during war.
It's like about a Protestant pastor that was like, you know, trying to avoid causing any problems.
And I think he ended up being like a spy.
It's a pretty cool story.
But the reality is that it's like taught in seminary.
Like they teach you his, he's like considered almost like a Protestant saint type of thing.
But Bonhoeffer is apparently going to be a good movie.
Maybe your wife or your family want to be around.
So maybe if you're having hard financial times and your wife has always told you, what has been anti-Semitic gotten you?
unidentified
A free weekend with the family.
earl gray
But you have to go up to the box.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
So you go here.
So you click on this thing.
You have to go to my screen.
So go to my screen.
Yeah, you go to my screen and I think you click on it and there's free tickets.
See?
The free tickets you did not see coming.
earl gray
No, it says request a free ticket.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, request a free ticket and you can get a free ticket here.
unidentified
So that's your location.
elijah schaffer
Say that you hate Jews and move on.
unidentified
The people who like who made this movie like this movie, aren't they just incentivizing why?
elijah schaffer
Yes, why would they make it?
unidentified
Incentivizing anti-Semitism?
elijah schaffer
That's what I took it as a little bit, but I also said, Hey, might as well be, even if you're anti-Semitic, try it out today because right now, anti-Semitism can get you a free movie ticket.
unidentified
That's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's like that's what I took: hey, you may not hate Jews, but are you poor?
michael mendoza
No, right?
elijah schaffer
Now's the time to start.
Like, now's the time to start.
unidentified
All you got to do to get a free movie ticket is just hit on the Jews.
michael mendoza
Also, I'm hearing that if you were a Nazi arm band, 50% off on milk dude.
So that's that's another bonus.
unidentified
Go, dude.
elijah schaffer
No, and someone said it has to be fake.
I'm going to tell you guys the truth here.
No, this is not fake.
Okay.
I've promoted a lot of movies for Angel Studios.
It's a Christian sort of Christian-esque studio.
It seems to be also, but it seems to have been bought by other people who are Hollywood types, you know?
earl gray
So different entities.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, different entities.
But no, but so they literally were like, I literally woke up.
I'll tell you the truth.
This is actually a funny story.
So I was like, I got a text message last night that was like, hey, Angel Studios wants you to promote a new film about a Christian pastor.
Would you be willing to do that?
Everyone knows that I'm open, that I promote things for these campaigns.
And I go, I literally just go, yes.
You know, about a Christian movie about a Christian pastor.
I'd love to do that.
And then it ended.
Yeah, can you go check that out?
Well, I'll do it.
Anyway, we'll just end the show.
All right.
See you guys later.
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