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Oct. 17, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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SEXY MEN?! Trans Lingerie Models HEADLINE Victoria’s Secret TV Fashion Show

Victoria’s Secret for some reason can’t seem to stay away from putting MEN in their fashion shows.. Despite being almost exclusively a WOMEN’S lingerie line. Why do they keep trying to force this down our throat?Show more Also.. a former Bachelorette star was “pretending” to be a tranny to own the libs? All I wanna know is.. When will he be getting offered a show with Con Inc.? We talk about all this and more tonight on Nightly Offensive! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ MYPILLOW: A large retail store canceled a huge order, leaving MyPillow with extra stock, which means you can now get MyPillows at wholesale prices for the first time ever. Standard classic MyPillows are just $14.88, Queen size for $18.88, King size for $19.88, body pillows for $29.88, and multi-use pillows for $9.88. Go to https://www.mypillow.com or call 800-210-8491 and use promo code ELIJAH to take advantage of these prices, with free shipping on orders over $75. Limited quantities are available, so act fast before they’re gone!​ ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Also, we’re continuing to follow the fall-out regarding the Tenet media and Russian backing — and now it seems like all the neocons are coming out of the woodwork to attack. Adam Johnson, aka “The Lectern Guy” joins us for tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive, promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ➤ MORNING KICK: Just a reminder the legendary Chuck Norris is a whopping 84 years old and yet has MORE energy than most of us — he discovered he could create dramatic changes to his health simply focusing on 3 things that sabotage our body as we age. Watch his method by clicking the link in the description box here: https://www.ChuckDefense.com/Offensive. ___ ⇩ FOLLOW ADAM JOHNSON ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/lecternleader ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Well, over the weekend, we ended up having the first Victoria's Secret fashion show TV special live on air.
And as you can see from Asians, it was diverse.
And I was reminded that women, despite being in one of the greatest opportunities of their life, which means to make a lot of money and show your tatas in the process, that's modern women, by the way, could not be bothered to look like, I just don't give a fuck.
I'm a mean girl.
I don't want to be here.
But the star of the show wasn't actually the mean girls this time.
Yes, I did see Mean Girls 2, the musical, at least the first five minutes.
It was erect, kind of like this TV special, which featured sexy men.
And I'm done.
That's not my opinion.
That's what they were calling it this year.
It was the sexy man show, where there was a transsexuals, multiple of them.
And the hard part was, is you couldn't really tell the difference.
This is at the same time that the previous host of The Bachelorette went on Alex Stein show.
Two men talking to each other who like to dress up in women's clothes to prove that dressing up in women's clothes are gay.
What's up with this obsession?
We're talking about this story and so much more here on Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
Let's start the show.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to the show.
unidentified
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and we have an amazing, I guess we're not putting on any sound today for our there you go.
There you go.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
We got sound effects.
We have confetti of color, the whole nine yards that are in here.
And if you're dyslexic or you're just not American, nine yards is a long thing.
It's very, very long.
Anyway, I'd like to welcome back to the show for maybe the last time in a long time, the girl who continues to cook both in the kitchen, in the womb, Kez Croxon, who's, by the way, featured in an article that we're going over tonight that was released about you.
You're in it.
Yes.
How are you doing?
kezia schaffer
I'm feeling fat and humongous and tired of cooking.
I'm tired of it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're tired of it.
So obviously, as people know, one of the craziest parts about this story is we're talking about this trans issue that continues to develop.
Now, one of the crazy parts was Jamie Mitchell, who runs the gays against something.
kezia schaffer
Humanity?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Cards against humanity.
Yeah.
Well, Jamie Mitchell is an old friend of mine.
She runs gays against something.
Groomers, gays against groomers.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
That's really good.
She put up this post here, and it said, the Victoria Secret Fashion Show was tonight, apparently, and it included an overweight woman and two biological men who identify as trans.
kezia schaffer
There was two of them?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so there was, this was the overweight woman, I think.
Let's just start by saying the fact is, is like in basketball, this is the argument against women's sports in the special Olympics.
Like in sports, we don't need categories for people who are less capable, right?
So we don't go like, okay, we have basketball for tall men, basketball for short men, basketball for whites, basketball for blacks.
We just have basketball, and whoever has the most animalistic characteristics typically is the one who's selected to play.
I'll let you figure out what that means.
I think I did.
But with beauty or other types of competition, why is men's athletic ability, which of course is our prowess, our strength, our protection, what is one of the main factors that brings value to women?
It's their beauty.
Even the Bible says that woman's hair is her glory.
It's her beauty.
Why is it that we have essentially now created a beauty competition with handicaps?
Literally, actually now, but with special needs.
Why can't women also compete on what they value?
And why does everyone have to be included?
If you're fat, lose weight, bitch.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Well, do you know what?
I'm not so mad about there being like chunkier girls.
I guess it's just like a brand.
And so you want to like advertise to people.
But I'll say I did just watch the show.
Mom wanted to watch it.
So we watched it.
And the crazy thing was that there's like the pre-show where everyone's walking the carpet, getting ready.
And there's the host.
And just about every single time while the hosts are like interviewing like another celebrity coming to see, there was like someone missing an arm in the background coming to the show.
Then there was someone who was full-blown disabled, like one of the top disabled I've seen, like where they're so disabled their body's really miniature in a big electric chair.
There was so much of that, but it was so funny because...
elijah schaffer
An electric chair, we're calling wheelchairs, electric chair.
kezia schaffer
Electric chairs.
No, it wasn't a wheelchair.
It was one where someone's really, really disabled that maybe they could only move their finger.
They can't wheel themselves.
It was like an electric chart.
elijah schaffer
A tard card.
kezia schaffer
I don't know what it is.
unidentified
It's a tard card.
kezia schaffer
I don't know what it's called.
But the point is, is everyone was talking about, we're back, the Victoria Secret back.
It's all about women.
unidentified
We've got women in the backstage, women doing this, women doing this.
kezia schaffer
All women performers, women, women, women, except for the two women with penises.
I didn't realize it was two.
elijah schaffer
The question is, were the penises nice?
That's a question we all have.
kezia schaffer
Well, the one guy that I saw wore the big, like all the girls, all the women are wearing the strappiest little lingeries.
And then when the man comes out, he had the biggest pair of undies on.
So that was funny.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, that's not something I want to talk about, but we will actually, we're going to talk about the story because this is actually pretty interesting.
Sort of where we've taken a look at where we are as a society, plus, kind of seeing how the right wing is responding to this.
I think that's really important.
Like, what is what is conservatism conserving?
So, we're going to look at that aspect.
I'm not just going to show you smut.
We're going to kind of look at the way we're responding to this.
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As I mentioned, so there were two biological men that were there at the event.
unidentified
Where's the other one?
I know.
elijah schaffer
Well, I know we didn't, we didn't show it yet.
Now, what's great is Earl Gray, who happens to be the new assistant producer here on the show.
He's working on many projects that we're developing.
The company is doing really great, taking over web development.
And so we're moving in a positive direction.
Rather than just showing people the men on the screen, we wanted to play.
We wanted to play a guest game called Troon or Goon.
kezia schaffer
What does Troon mean?
elijah schaffer
Troon is a Troon is the way to get around censorship for calling them a T-R-A-N-N-Y.
Oh, you know, so it's a Troon.
Goon means to masturbate.
So are these transgenders or are these fair game?
You know, are these girls that can turn anyone?
kezia schaffer
Okay, so Goon is for girl, Troon is for boy.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So it's a game called Troon or Goon.
And I haven't seen this, by the way.
He was really keen on me not going through this.
Apparently, he told me that of all his skills, making slideshows is not at the top of them.
So I was already forewarned about the mess that we're about to get into.
kezia schaffer
Okay, well, I have an advantage because I already know one of them.
So that one I know I won't say.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, we'll talk about The Bachelorette Star and Alex Stein after this, but we got to talk about this show first because before everyone gets mad, I just want to see if you know: are you gay or are you straight?
Okay, here we go.
Valentina Sampeo.
unidentified
Troon or Goon?
kezia schaffer
Goon is the girl, right?
Yeah.
unidentified
Goon is the girl.
elijah schaffer
Goon is the girl.
unidentified
Nice.
elijah schaffer
Because she is hot.
And someone's going to clip me out saying this.
I'm going to say it's a Troon.
kezia schaffer
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
No way.
No way.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
I got wrong.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
You're kidding.
elijah schaffer
Unfortunately, you're gay.
All right.
That being said, moving along here.
Perhaps, perhaps.
Let's see the next one here.
Adriana Lima.
Troon or Goon.
kezia schaffer
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
elijah schaffer
Hold on.
Yeah, it's a real girl.
kezia schaffer
So Goon is.
There's only two boys.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so we're going to get a list to see if you can.
We don't know which one of these were the boys.
kezia schaffer
Well, I know what the other one is, so I'll let you guess first.
elijah schaffer
I would say that's a goon.
That's a real girl.
unidentified
Girl.
kezia schaffer
Goon.
unidentified
All right.
Oh.
kezia schaffer
Put those.
elijah schaffer
Earl is a dirty man.
kezia schaffer
That's just a good one.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so then moving along, Alex Kansani.
Alex Konsani, Troon or Goon.
I'm going to say Goon.
Because I feel like they only like to make transgenders to be like sexual, right?
Like they don't want to cover them up.
They want them to look like in bras and stuff.
kezia schaffer
I think it.
Oh, well, you can ask the chat what they think.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I don't have a chat open.
You're the only one to chat open, so I don't know.
unidentified
Okay, okay, okay.
elijah schaffer
Chat, what do you guys think?
kezia schaffer
What chat do I have?
elijah schaffer
So here we are.
If you're in the chat, do ones for Troon, twos for Goon.
kezia schaffer
This looks like Effie.
elijah schaffer
What are we getting in the chat?
Ones for Troon, twos for Goon.
Is this a woman or a man?
Where are we at here on this?
And can I please?
I don't know, but why, Brian?
I'm just going to say something.
Why is it that every time I reopen this, I change this, and for some reason, the position of the NDI is always way too high, and you got to kind of cut it back down there.
I don't know.
kezia schaffer
It's mixed.
I'm getting ones and twos.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I say, let's just go for it.
unidentified
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
I think it's a goon.
unidentified
You think it's a trune?
kezia schaffer
I think it's a trune.
unidentified
Ah!
kezia schaffer
That's someone from the Hunger Games that lives in the capital at the Hunger Games.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's got a feminine figure.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
But you can't even see the figure.
elijah schaffer
No, the face, the facial structure is very, like, I have a man's head.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Like, you know, a lot of what.
You don't have to have a better look at it.
elijah schaffer
You know what a lot of the trans issues are?
Is they're like male head.
Like, they have big heads with big, like, big slugs.
kezia schaffer
Look at his face.
He was the one.
The other one totally got past me.
elijah schaffer
All right, next one.
Barbara Palvin.
There's hips, so I'd say goon.
kezia schaffer
There can't be any more, but we just did the two goons.
elijah schaffer
No, this is just a general list.
We have a look at them.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I want to see if you can spot them because then we're going to look at them.
kezia schaffer
This is really tough.
That's a girl.
elijah schaffer
I'd say it's a girl, too.
Chat.
Ones or twos for Barbara Palvin.
Ones for Troon, twos for Goon.
What are we looking at there?
kezia schaffer
Just a couple twos.
One and two.
unidentified
It's mixed.
All right.
kezia schaffer
People can't tell.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
It's a girl.
elijah schaffer
How many are here?
Amira Despain.
That's a trans.
That's a Troon.
unidentified
Really?
kezia schaffer
I think that's a Groon.
elijah schaffer
It's a Goon?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I gotcha.
kezia schaffer
What the hell?
I guess it takes a man to know a man, huh?
unidentified
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
Mikkel Medusa, a Jewish.
kezia schaffer
That one's a goon.
elijah schaffer
I think it's a goon, too, right?
A Jewish supermodel.
unidentified
Beautiful.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, apparently I found out we have some more memes we'll be able to look at later in the show as well of Mikkel.
We have a lot more images of Mikkel.
Oh, Troon.
kezia schaffer
No way.
elijah schaffer
That's a guy.
Jasmine Tooks has got to be a guy.
kezia schaffer
Hold on a second.
elijah schaffer
No, that's not no hips.
Maybe not.
I can't see with the hands.
It's all about the hips, whether you're snake hips or not.
kezia schaffer
Do you know what it is?
It's because all the Victoria's Secret models are stick thin, except the fat ones that they added.
But the stick-thin ones is you can get men who are stick-thin and don't have any hips, too.
elijah schaffer
You know, they call those ladyboards.
kezia schaffer
They blend in.
Blend in a lot easier.
elijah schaffer
So Jasmine Tooks.
kezia schaffer
I think, I'm just going to say girl.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you got it.
unidentified
Did I?
Hold on.
kezia schaffer
Let me see.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we don't have it.
unidentified
Sorry.
kezia schaffer
Here we go.
unidentified
Oh, that's a real.
kezia schaffer
Why is he dressed like a girl, like a child?
elijah schaffer
I retweeted today.
I said, like Matt Walsh, so I don't understand this.
Matt Walsh was like, when is it okay for men to wear pigtails?
I'm like that's the problem with this picture and it's braided.
Yeah, but that's your problem.
I just retweeted that.
Extremely homosexual, you know, I mean extremely homosexual.
This guy was for sure getting freaked off in the diddy parties, but at least you can tell he's into sports.
unidentified
Yeah, he's a real man, because he's got a sports jacket on.
kezia schaffer
Look at that.
elijah schaffer
When did it become okay to look like that?
When did that become legal?
kezia schaffer
But it's also like the mirror selfie in the elevator.
That's the girls thing, that's for girls only.
So add that to your list, boys.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, when did that?
Even when did that become legal?
Turns out is true.
kezia schaffer
Oh shoot.
Indeed, I didn't even get it.
elijah schaffer
Oh okay, Sidney Wilson.
Oh, this was the uh person who was uh attacked, that Asian cop that got shot in the hallway.
This is terrifying.
Um, this is in chat.
What do we have?
unidentified
Well, holy moly chat BBC GANG, where you at we up down Invest.
elijah schaffer
What are they saying?
One is their twos, one's for trun, twos for goons.
kezia schaffer
Let's see, come on guys, put it, ones for trune and two for a goon, correct?
Someone just said dead, so that's some six feet, so that's terrifying.
unidentified
One um yeah well, I would say this is a goon.
elijah schaffer
So this is where I got to apologize.
So I said that Sidney Wilson was uh was, a three months old baby.
Now i'm gonna tell you somebody i'm not gonna say something, but somebody typed me the wrong name here and they were like something you know, sitting on killed, and I was like what the hell?
And then I would, they typoed and you're like sorry, and I was like oh, it's Sidney Wilson, and it threw me off.
But then then they told me that they were transgender and so then I was like oh okay, and then um, I guess we got it wrong.
According to modern reports, Sidney Wilson is uh actually, uh was a girl and put on women saying that they were a groon.
Uh, just on the article that I used for last episode to talk about, the story said it was a transgender.
Oh really, it was a tweet, it was a report said.
kezia schaffer
Well, it's easily mistakable.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because you know, black women aren't the most feminine usually you know what I mean like they have to wear fake hair and stuff.
Well, I feel like there's some feminine black women who watch the show.
Probably I don't think there's actually any black women who watch the show, I doubt it.
unidentified
But if you are, look when you come home drunk at night, that's where you go.
kezia schaffer
Relatable, everybody gets a moment like that.
elijah schaffer
Never come on, never.
unidentified
Yes, it happens.
elijah schaffer
All right, and that's the end of the show.
Let's uh.
unidentified
Thank you all for watching participating, thank you all for watching.
elijah schaffer
It was great.
No uh, that was the end of that uh, of that, of that uh round there.
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Dude, you know?
unidentified
I thought that's not.
I'm dyslexic.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if you want that.
Anyway, moving along here and covering the story.
Going on to what I was going to talk about.
So these were the transgender models who were featured.
So that was one of them here.
kezia schaffer
Well, let me see.
No way.
look at that tiny little triangle yeah but also did that one go through the surgery or that is a serious tuck I didn't look.
elijah schaffer
I don't really desire to see the look there.
kezia schaffer
and then this was the other one here this was yeah that one Look at those huge big pants on that one.
unidentified
That.
kezia schaffer
Those pants are holding on for deal.
Those are holding everything in.
But see the face?
That one's Alex, the one that had the spiky hair in the picture.
That one, zoom in on the face.
elijah schaffer
at that face that is a that's a really lots of bones going on Yeah, and the question is, is like, what is a woman, right?
What is a faggot, right?
That's the question.
But I think it brings up the question here about with women's things is that the gay community isn't even cool to be gay anymore.
You have to be trans.
And I feel like this does a disservice to the international Twink community, to Preston Parrot, to Brant Wiggins, Twink nationalism, those that are out there that have been waging the war and keeping on this sort of like boyish nationalistic approach.
kezia schaffer
Are you a gay man?
elijah schaffer
No.
Twinks.
I just mean like this is a rut.
It's just, you would have to be in the movement to understand the statements.
You'd have to be in it.
But it does a disservice to the real twinks of the movement who have been fighting hard.
And these kind of people, now they're all trans and they go out.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Our twinks in the right-wing movement are actually gay.
They're not.
kezia schaffer
They're not gay.
elijah schaffer
They're not, no.
unidentified
What are they?
kezia schaffer
Just skinny boys.
elijah schaffer
Skinny boys, yeah.
unidentified
Come on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is what it is.
But we stand Preston.
We stand Brand.
Big fans here, guys.
We're big fans of them.
We love our Brandon Preston.
You can never catch us saying a foul word about these gentlemen here.
Finally, I don't know.
Yeah, you do.
You've met them before.
kezia schaffer
Yep, conferences and stuff.
elijah schaffer
You do know people.
You know them, but maybe you just don't remember.
All right, I want to talk about another story here.
This is actually kind of ridiculous.
So here's the deal.
So I need to look at this up because the article that I need to find here is the New York Post.
New York Post Bachelor Lorette star social experiment.
This is really important.
I don't know if you were following this but a former bachelorette star claims that he Pretended to be transgender.
I don't know if we can let me see if I can correct that here in the split, but he pretended to be Move that back on to us here Give me a second.
There you go.
unidentified
And go to the NDI.
elijah schaffer
What?
Yes, it is.
kezia schaffer
Look, it's a little bit crooked on your side.
unidentified
No, it's fine.
I just don't know how this keeps changing here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you mean it's a little crooked on mine?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, so let me see.
Well, I don't know what that was.
I think it's this, right?
I think I just go to zero here.
kezia schaffer
There, that's good.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's just leave it there.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm just trying to see this title here properly.
unidentified
So I need to kind of move this over.
There you go.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So Former Bachelorette star claims that he pretended to be transgender as a social experiment, exposing how gullible and delusional the left is.
And, you know, I had my opinions on this.
And Richard Rapway had their opinions on this too.
But remember this guy here?
I guess we're going to watch a Pamper's Ad.
kezia schaffer
I didn't know he was a bachelorette star, but I have seen his videos pop up on my feet occasionally.
And it's so ridiculous that I never knew if it was genuine or not because it was like really.
elijah schaffer
Here, here we go.
So here's the clip.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this.
Apparently, he said he was faking being transgender.
I have a lot of opinions about this.
Here's his clip on the famous network, Blaze TV, on Alex Stein show.
Check this out.
josh seiter
Gotta be honest.
For the last five months, I've been conducting a social experiment online to expose how gullible and how delusional the left is.
unidentified
Wow.
We love it, Josh.
And now I'm so happy that you came on this program and you're so gracious to fly all the way here from Chicago to come speak with us and talk about how insane the world is that you putting on a woman face, I guess that's the best way to describe it.
Pop-ups.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So obviously we know they're not doing too well.
You guys want to complain ever about ads on this show?
Have you ever tried to go to a news website or something?
It's like pampers and never like at least we just put a few ads on the show and they're clear and straightforward.
We don't like give you pampers ads and stuff.
You know, it's just ridiculous.
So apparently, so the story goes on.
Here's what it says.
Look at this.
Look at it.
Even when I go to scroll down, look, it's like popping up.
It's like, damn, this Jewish-run media just seems like they're not making as much money as they were.
But here it was.
Look, former bachelorette contestant Josh Sider claimed in a new interview that he's been pretending to be a transgender woman online as a part of a social experiment to expose how gullible and delusional the left is.
Seder originally came out as transgender woman in May of 2024 and was greeted with a slew of death threats that he claimed made him fear for his safety at the time.
He notably claimed throughout his apparently faux journey that he believed people did not need to take anything to be trans woman, including hormones or elective surgeries.
He kind of has a gay face.
You know what I mean?
He has a little bit.
This is what I get worried about these guys.
So the point is, let me see if I can find a picture down here.
So here he was, right?
Before we even jump into it, there's where he is.
You can explore more.
You can watch more of that on the famed podcast, Primetime with Alex Stein on the great network of Blaze TV.
Check it out.
Now, the point here is, it's not that it's ironic that he was on Alex's show, but like from the beginning, I knew this guy was bullshitting.
We talked on the show.
It seemed fake.
But I could totally understand, like, here's what I'd understand.
I could understand, like, let's say, a gay person trying to prove that trans is like the new it and then pretending to be trans and they're already gay and they already do drag, and then they like fake transition, like Dylan Mulvaney, and it's like something believable, and they do a documentary on it and try to, you know, expose something.
Well, because then I couldn't accuse you of being gay if you're already gay right, like it's like okay well, a gay guy's just being a little more gay.
It's not really a controversial thing.
Yeah right, but the idea of like being a proto-masculine man and like just dressing like a woman for six months, it kind of reminds me of like that one joke where the guy's like dude.
So man, that guy's gay and you're like, how do you know?
You're like well, he was sucking my dick The other day and you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And you go, no, I mean, I just, I didn't know if he was gay or not.
So I was like, yo, you want to suck my dick?
And he did.
And I was like, damn, okay, I guess he's gay.
And it's like, bro, you let the guy suck your dick?
Well, now I know.
And it's like, dude, you're gay too.
It's like, no, I was trying to prove that he was gay.
It's like, well, you don't have to go that far to prove that.
You didn't need to dress like a woman for six months and wear like thongs and underwear and paint your nails and like be gay for six months to prove anything.
It just means maybe you just were a little gay inside.
kezia schaffer
Also, I want to know when it says like he participated in this social experiment.
A social experiment of one?
Was it just him doing it?
Or was there like a team of people that was like, hey, mate, like we know you're like secretly conservative, whatever.
We want to do this experiment and we're going to do.
Or was it just him?
Just him being like, you know what would be so funny, which will expose the crazy left.
They don't need exposing.
We already know about it.
unidentified
What?
kezia schaffer
I don't know who he's trying to expose or like what he's trying to prove because we are like everyone can already see it's so ridiculous.
But to like do this social experiment on by yourself to just like for fun to to yeah, I just don't know.
I just don't know if that's like a normal thing that men think of like, oh, you know, it'd be so funny.
I'm going to buy some lipstick and some blush.
I'm going to apply it, put on a dress and go in public.
Like that's humiliating.
Well, yeah, but I and what about the family and the friends?
Like, did no one say like, dude, come on, like, do it as a joke one time, but just to live like this?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but for five, it gets a little bit deeper.
Um, and but but on this side, it's like that's where I understand this was like 2015.
Like everyone harps on Steven Crowder for his dressing up like women or whatever.
I don't know.
kezia schaffer
But he didn't do it for five.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but also it was during a different era, like when we thought Jordan Peterson was wise.
So, I mean, the experiment was done years ago.
kezia schaffer
We don't need any more social experiments to know that these left is crazy.
elijah schaffer
But I want to talk about this because Sarah Fields, who's an incredible journalist, actually brought up this story explaining actually some fraud behind this, which I think is interesting.
People don't vet these people and just give them the credit.
But before we talk about that, I want to remind you guys something very important.
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kezia schaffer
Yeah, he's the number one cutest.
elijah schaffer
And he's not really growing a lot of hair.
kezia schaffer
He doesn't have a lot of hair, but thanks to Ven.
They have some hair growth serum, all natural stuff with emu oil.
And we've been rumming it.
unidentified
Yeah, he's getting a little and he's growing hair.
elijah schaffer
Yes, we're literally.
So, so not only did they, we accidentally get the hair serum, which is regrowing hair, which, by the way, you know, I need to add it to my regiment because I was balding and now it's reversing.
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Who has stolen all the Van Man?
kezia schaffer
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My mom has come to visit and she's like, oh, do you have any moisturizer?
And I was like, yeah, yeah, you can have some of mine.
And I never got it back.
elijah schaffer
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They have deodorant.
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Mike's been using it.
He likes to put chapstick on his lips.
That's okay.
We don't judge him for that.
As we call him, Mikel Medusa.
Yeah.
But at the same time, this is honestly such an incredible company that if you guys don't know about this, they bought out ads and they actually sold so much product.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about this, though, of what's going on here.
So Sarah Fields, who's an incredible journalist.
I love her work.
She worked for the publica for the quarterings thing that they shut down, but she's rogue.
I would actually, I should write her.
I mean, we need some writers for slightly offensive.
She's such a good writer and so incredible.
And she does this stuff.
She finds everyone's shit out.
Wouldn't want to be her ex.
She can figure out.
No, I wouldn't want to be her ex.
She can find out anything about anyone.
She's a master investigator.
And she's a lot of big stories you've seen culturally.
She's dropped them in the last year.
Yeah, she's really good.
But check this out.
So the truth about Josh Sider and his grift.
TW, detailed description of Sider's OnlyFans account.
unidentified
Stop.
Oh, Josh.
kezia schaffer
Come on.
unidentified
Thank you.
Closer here to your microphone as well.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
So the detailed description, Sider with the man who has pretended to be trans for the last five months came forward yesterday on the prime time with Alex Stein show.
A show where two men who love to dress up as women to own the gays.
kezia schaffer
So he broke the news on Alex's show before it came out before and Alex got the first.
unidentified
I think he broke it on Alex's account.
elijah schaffer
Hard-hitting stuff right there.
Admitted the whole thing was an act.
Now, let's be real.
Every man that claims to be a woman is pretending.
It's an act for all of them.
It's a good point, right?
But Josh Sider claims that it was to prove how ridiculous it is that men believe they can become women, showcasing the mental illness of trans ideology.
kezia schaffer
No one thought it was ridiculous until he did this experiment.
So I'm really glad he did it.
elijah schaffer
Since yesterday, some conservatives have come forward and called him the troll king, celebrating the six months that he remained fully committed to acting like an over-emotional but more hairy Dylan Mulvaney.
Again, my criticism here is: I think Richard Rapwaite messaged something like, dude, we should all just make out with each other so we can prove how gross.
kezia schaffer
Shoot, we're not allowed to wear clothes in the pool.
God, I wish that wasn't the case.
We all have to take our clothes off.
unidentified
I hate it.
kezia schaffer
There's a sign of the rules.
The signs.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's like, it is that kind of mentality, right?
Where it's like, bro.
kezia schaffer
It's so stupid.
elijah schaffer
It's like, bro, you know, I wore woman's underwear for three months and it is cross-dressing is not for me.
Like, did it require that investment?
And again, I actually give Steven Crowder the credit because back during that era, like 2015, 2016, we were all a little bit fucking weird, okay?
Look at me.
And I mean, I mean, like, we were trying to own the libs at whatever cost.
Now we've learned, like, we're never going to change their minds, right?
We have to go after normies, and we don't need to dress up as women to get to normies.
kezia schaffer
It's like, I just don't get it.
Like, I'm so fat right now that I have huge sweatpants.
And sometimes, sometimes, Elijah can't tell the difference between my sweatpants and his because I'm so bloody fat.
And he'll come out in my sweatpants and I'll say, Elijah, take those off.
elijah schaffer
And they have the same patterns.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, we have matches.
Some channels, pajamas.
elijah schaffer
Wait, to be fair, she bought us matching sets of pajamas.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I'll be tired.
I'll put something on.
And then I just put the same pants.
kezia schaffer
I'm not going to allow my husband to wear my sweatpants.
I'm wearing his right now because I'm fat.
elijah schaffer
Show him your belly.
Show them.
kezia schaffer
You can't even see because it's black, but...
That's the best you're going to get.
elijah schaffer
Someone's going to bookmark that.
kezia schaffer
Don't.
But the point is.
elijah schaffer
That's called being over nine months pregnant.
kezia schaffer
Still, in my oversized sweatpants that maybe no one would notice of mine, I don't want my husband wearing women's pants, even by accident.
elijah schaffer
But here's where it gets crazy.
kezia schaffer
Let alone for five months.
elijah schaffer
So listen.
kezia schaffer
And putting my lippy on.
elijah schaffer
Well, also, too, like, it's a little bit extensive.
Like, you could come out and do something.
Again, I would say this is why context is key.
If you literally were making a documentary and it was like really well done and you were like, there was some sort of artistic fling to it, even then, you don't have to do it.
Like, if I wanted to make a social experiment about this, I would go find a gay guy and kiss him.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
I would go find a gay guy and have him do it and make the documentary.
Like, I would be like, hey, so I'm going to make this documentary.
kezia schaffer
You would make a documentary.
unidentified
Yeah, you would.
elijah schaffer
I'd be like, hey.
kezia schaffer
I would make something of it.
But this is a good idea.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I'm saying that.
For me, for me, I'm saying this whole thing is weird because you're going.
I'm saying for me, if I'm like, hey, you know, I want to prove that this is ineffective and it's fake.
I would find a gay guy who already cross-dresses to pretend to become a woman.
I'm not going to go ask a straight guy to go do something fucked up like that.
kezia schaffer
Like, meaning, even if I was making it play with your mind, any straight man who spends so much time, like, you know, even, for example, you know, that actor, Heath Ledger, and he played the Joker.
He played lots of characters, but Joker, I think, was his famous one.
And he killed himself because people in acting will sometimes do like, you get into the character, you live like the character, you think like the character, and you'll hear actors talk about that or asking the wives, like, how was it living with him as he was preparing for this role?
It really psychologically messes with you.
So I just can't see how a straight man putting on lipstick and makeup and dresses, going out in public, having people comment all sorts of things like, you're disgusting and you're so brave, whatever it is they're commenting.
I just, I can't help but wonder if maybe it started out as a serious journey.
And when he realized, perhaps, maybe, I don't really know, didn't really follow the story, that maybe he said, guys, it was a joke.
It was a prank the whole time I was just pranking.
Come on.
It was a social experiment that I was doing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, but here's the griffs.
This is true.
Look, yesterday I took one for the team and subscribed to Josh Sider's OnlyFans account.
kezia schaffer
Oh, Sarah did.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
kezia schaffer
I thought you did.
elijah schaffer
No, so that's why I'm saying, like, you'd get a girl.
Like, if I'd be like, hey, we got to find out who's this guy's account.
I'd go find a straight girl to go look this up.
That's a journalist or something.
I'm not going to be like, hey, I got to subscribe to some guy's cock account, right?
Whenever somebody, you know, OnlyFans detected, opinion rejected.
That's what they say.
I had never done this before, and I don't plan on ever doing it again unless it's to investigate another article.
I scrolled through every post, and after taking an evening to get rid of the nausea I have felt from it all, this is what I discovered.
In 2018, Sider posted fairly normal photos in his OnlyFans, showing off his very thin but healthy muscular body.
Just a few moments, scrolling started to show a journey of someone who's absolutely not okay.
In 2021, Sider began to show a strange interest in stuffing his face, and he started to ask for tips.
Someone said he looked like me with filler.
It's really sad.
No, wanted to watch him eat several plates of food.
It became clear that his intention was to gain weight for his fans.
It became even more clear in his post that he has a fetish for gay bears.
kezia schaffer
What?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which is like Fleckas, big, big, hairy boys.
kezia schaffer
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Austin Fletcher is not gay, but if he was, he would be considered a bear.
In gay culture, a bear is a man who is, oh, fat, hairy, or both.
kezia schaffer
Okay, well, that's a good idea.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we don't want to call him fat on air.
He's just a big boy.
He's a big bone man.
kezia schaffer
Plays football.
elijah schaffer
He's a big guy.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We love Austin.
He's planning on coming down soon.
But I think they got kind of fucked over.
Oh, whatever.
I'm not going to say anything.
They also tend to have a fixation on large stomachs.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
In 2021 on the Ciders, OnlyFans becomes much more disturbing.
Photos show that he gained a large amount of weight.
And in his videos, he can be seen pushing his stomach out in an unnatural way, almost appearing pregnant.
He rubs and slaps his belly.
In some videos, he can be seen digging deep into the belly button with his fingers, clearly being turned on by his own actions.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
The rest of the photos are of his backside, where he asks for tips if anyone wants to see him spread cheeks and show his tight hole.
kezia schaffer
Stop.
elijah schaffer
And in one disturbing photo, he can be seen tucking his genitals between his legs to make it appear to be a woman's anatomy.
Oh, for obvious reasons, I cannot and will not share these photos here.
But if you want to verify, you're welcome to spend $20 for a subscription.
You may take it down after this post, but I doubt it if he does.
Cider is unwell.
Anyone with gay bear fetishes that gets off on gaining weight while playing with one's own belly button hole is not okay.
unidentified
Anyone who poses himself to so yeah.
elijah schaffer
So he's like got these.
kezia schaffer
Oh no.
elijah schaffer
So I guess he is gay then.
But isn't he wasn't he straight?
Is he a gay?
I guess that's that's the there's not much more to say on this.
Yikes.
But it is what it is.
And we'll leave it there.
All right.
kezia schaffer
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
So that to be said, I'll just end with this.
We'll end the trans segment with this.
We have a video of the Truan Magoons.
Check this out.
Here they are at the thing.
All right, enough.
I don't even know why we played that.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
By the way, if you want to follow me on my new account, you can follow me here at Slightly Offensive.
If you want to know why that one's being fed a chip, that's the governor of Michigan created a video to support Kamala Harris by mocking the sacrament and fed a porn star a Dorito that she sucked out of her fingers and they released it on the official Democrat page.
That's the actual governor.
That's Stretch and Gretchen.
They did a fake sacrament and fed a Dorito.
This is almost as good as the photo I had before.
Which was, and by the way, people have accused me, like, you know, I even had a pastor be like, why do you have porn on your banner for your show?
And I said, no, no, no, that's an official, that's an official video from the DNC of a porn star sucking a chip out of the actual governor of Michigan's hand.
kezia schaffer
Oh, that's your account?
You put that picture on?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they just released this video to get votes for Kamalas in it.
We're for women.
And she goes, and makes her suck a chip out of her hand, the governor of Michigan, and they put it up and were like, vote for Kamala Harris.
That's crazy.
That's not my page.
This is the new page.
This is the show page.
But you guys should follow the page here.
We're just growing in it.
I'm really happy about it.
kezia schaffer
People will think it's a porn page because that does.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
But we change it every week.
So that's just the one for the week now.
Now, that being said, kind of switching on here.
Oh, I guess there's some other stuff.
Okay, let's talk about.
kezia schaffer
So this is actually.
I guess that guy confirmed he's just like weirdos.
elijah schaffer
It's just like, it's just like one of those things where it's like, how many more times do you need to dress up like a woman in front of the city council?
How many more times do you need to wear a woman's bathing suit to like mock trans stuff?
Like, you know, we don't really need to be gay to own the libs.
Like, that's not what we need.
We need to, like, that's my whole point.
kezia schaffer
Is the final conclusion is a lot of this stuff to me just gets people who have accepted that a man can be a woman, you will not be able to convince them of the truth.
So just let them think that because you're not like, if they've gone, yes, a man can be a woman.
They're gone.
Sorry.
Just leave them be.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about this.
Is actually really funny, okay?
So I want to bring this up.
So you were in the news.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you were in the news.
unidentified
I'm just regular person.
elijah schaffer
I think you need to allow ads here.
Let me see if I can.
I guess because they don't let me block ads on this site.
So let me see.
Let's pause on this site.
Great.
Refresh page.
We should see.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Great.
I found, I woke up with a request from the Daily Mail.
It's from the Daily Mail.
And they wrote an article that was: podcast host was slammed saying men shouldn't watch their wives give birth because it can ruin sex.
Podcast host Elijah Schaefer revealed the unfiltered opinion.
I love how they put this as new father is slandered admitting he can see why men cheat.
Like, that's not me, by the way.
I didn't write that article.
I just threw that in there.
Now, it was written by a black woman named Amaria Okinrende.
And let's get into this, okay?
A man has sparked backlash after telling husbands to stop watching their wives giving birth as it ruins sex.
Podcast host Elijah Schaefer from Los Angeles, which, by the way, I want to thank this author.
They didn't say like maniacal, anti-woman hater, misogynist, like genocidal, you know, conspiracy theorists.
They just, right?
They just got my name and they just said I was a podcast.
Well, I give her credit for like not being a fucking setting up.
Which is why we'll find out.
I did give her an official response, which is why I responded.
I typically don't respond to the mainstream media, but I saw that it was she didn't like try to smear me.
kezia schaffer
She did.
elijah schaffer
She attacked me, but she didn't smear me.
unidentified
All right.
kezia schaffer
Let's have a look at what she said.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Podcast host Elijah Shafe from Los Angeles revealed the unfiltered opinion on X, where he stated that men watching a baby come out of their wives during childbirth caused more harm than good to a couple's sex life.
The influencer hosts culture and comedy pod, slightly offensive, could perhaps be speaking from experience.
I did not watch.
kezia schaffer
Man, I'd love to tell you my birth story.
I love talking about birth.
elijah schaffer
You do, right?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, it's like my number one favorite topic.
But I don't think men are interested in that.
elijah schaffer
The truth is, I really was not handling that situation well.
kezia schaffer
You pretty much weren't there.
elijah schaffer
I was at the hotel.
Oh, I was near the room, but I wasn't like, I was there.
Look, I just want to say it wasn't like Steven Crowder wasn't there.
I was there.
I just wasn't like helping the baby pull out.
kezia schaffer
There are two types of maybe situations that's going to happen with your husband.
You're going to have some husbands who are really like, there you go, darling, you know, helping all that stuff.
And then you're going to have some wives who are going to say, get the F out.
Stop talking to me.
I'm going to kill you.
And that was kind of our situation.
At some point, I had to ask Elijah to leave the room because he would not shut up.
And he would not stop talking and just couldn't understand that I was going through a lot of pain and didn't want to be touched and things.
So he really tried, but yeah, we made him leave until the baby was coming straight out.
And I was in the bathroom.
I love in the dark room.
Why is it just that women stood in the corner and watched?
elijah schaffer
Why is it that women always like they always when they attack men want to be like your cock doesn't work and you have a small penis life it's like no i'm giving a warning so listen to this i'm giving a warning because i've had friends who this there's a reason why i didn't watch because it has changed people's lives and i have i have real thinking behind this though and it's not a joke because i'm actually getting attacked by conservatives for this actually liberals were agreeing with me And it's ironic because this is actually the conservative position.
It said that I could be speaking from experience after informing his fans on Instagram last year that him and his partner never call her partner.
Yeah, we're not spouses.
kezia schaffer
It's called wife.
elijah schaffer
We're spouses.
kezia schaffer
Wife.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, partners are not equal.
There's no equality here in this relationship.
Kezid welcomed a happy and healthy first child.
While many hit out at Elijah and claimed that he is not cut out for fatherhood.
kezia schaffer
It's like a year and a half.
Our son is a year and a half.
elijah schaffer
This is so branded him weak.
Some sided with his belief owing to willful ignorance.
Referring to a viral image of a man visibly shocked by the sight of childbirth, he said, unpopular opinion.
I don't think men should watch the baby come out of their wife like this.
First of all, this is hard-hitting journalism, right?
I lost me.
Woo!
There it is.
So unpopular opinion, I do not think men should watch the baby come out of their wife like this.
Totally can ruin sex lives, poorly changed the dynamics of seduction between spouses.
See more harm than good come out of this.
And it went on to say here that this totally can ruin sex lives.
In the photo, an unnamed woman laid in what appeared to be a bed with her legs apart in the air, seemingly after just giving birth.
While the woman lay there looking distraught, perhaps from the stress of delivery, a medical professional grasped a newborn baby with both hands.
Meanwhile, a man, presumably her partner, could be seen standing beside the bed while bearing a look of horror.
So do you want to know the funniest part about this, which is why they didn't include the picture?
Do you know what this post was not meant to be?
It was like one of these things where you say an unrelated thing to the post.
It was mudsharking.
It was a white woman giving birth to a mixed baby with a black guy, and the baby looked a little, a little, a little mongrel child.
kezia schaffer
Elijah.
elijah schaffer
It was.
unidentified
It was a little spaghoodo.
elijah schaffer
It could hang on vines, but it would fall.
Didn't have the grip.
No, I'm totally, this is a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's fine.
no but uh but so you were really trying to make uh i just wanted to post a photo of of of of a situation where it just made race mixing look bad Not because I'm against it or anything.
You know what I mean?
Like, meaning some people race mix.
kezia schaffer
But it was just a joke or something.
elijah schaffer
It was supposed to be a joke.
unidentified
Right, right.
elijah schaffer
I mean, I don't advise it, right?
I don't advise race mixing.
I think that there's a lot of complications that come with that.
We've had this conversation on other shows with Joel Davis, etc.
I don't think it's the ideal situation, but I understand that some people choose to do it and it makes sense for them.
But preserving your bloodline still remains a better thing to do, right?
If you have a choice.
But on moving forward, regardless of race, right?
I'm talking about regardless, right?
That's not just like a white thing.
It's like, you know, Malcolm X.
I kind of think like Malcolm X a little bit.
But I understand not everyone lives in that world and some people do race mix and it's all sort of a part of life.
That's how we got Mexicans.
kezia schaffer
Right.
elijah schaffer
Because Spanish had sex with the little midget pigeons.
And it's how we got Filipinos too, because of Spanish mixing with the natives.
But yeah, and everyone knows that Mexicans and Filipinos are really balanced people.
I'm just kidding.
kezia schaffer
I don't know much about them.
elijah schaffer
Well, the women are crazy.
Oh, the women are crazy.
That being said, so what is interesting here is they missed the joke.
They missed the joke.
And they kind of got after me.
You know, people are saying this, right?
Like, huh?
Senior child born is not traumatizing.
It's amazing.
I've played cats for three kids and it hasn't changed anything except increased my love for my wife.
So explain, I don't know, man, if you can catch a kid being born, then maybe you aren't cut out for fatherhood.
I watched my little one come out and it was kind of cool and interesting.
Okay, you know what?
I can think of a lot of things that are kind of cool and interesting.
Getting a new gun, driving a 2025 M3 competition X drive.
I can think of going out there and, you know.
kezia schaffer
Can I just say that?
elijah schaffer
But like watching a gaping hole with blood is not necessarily cool and interesting.
kezia schaffer
Like I said before, birth is like one of my number one favorite topics to talk about.
And I realize this audience is mostly men, so it's not going to really interest you.
But I could talk about it for hours.
First of all, women should not be laying on their backs with their legs spread, pushing out a baby for many, many reasons.
That is good for the doctor.
That's not good for the woman or the baby.
And that's obviously what you're like, you could not see, if you tried, the baby coming out of me when you're on all fours in the tub.
You know what I mean?
That's a great position to be in, to give birth.
But I wouldn't tell men don't be there because it's going to ruin your sex life.
That's, you know, I know that sex is a really big thing for men.
So you have that conversation with men.
But I think birth is like really sacred and 100% a woman thing.
I don't want men around.
I don't want a male doctor.
I, you know, my husband, I want him to be there so that he can see his child and be the first, you know, hold the child and things like that and cut the cord.
But I don't need him right there catching the baby.
I catch my own baby.
Thank you very much.
And it's, I just think that birth is just for women only.
Only a woman can understand it.
As much as you can have your husband there to try to support you and encourage you or whatever, he will never, ever, ever understand what you're going through because he's a man.
And I think the role that a man should play in that is the protector role.
Like if we were in the bush, you would be protecting me from wild animals or enemies or whatever like that.
But in the modern day situation, you need the husband to protect you from the doctor who wants to pump you full of drugs and cut open your body.
So you need your husband to be there to tell everyone to F off and leave you alone to do what you need to do.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and by the way, we just messed up tonight, Brian.
kezia schaffer
That's the protector role.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, real fast, Brian.
Make sure that you retweet this or get this mic or somebody to be retweeting this because now we're live streaming off the main account.
And so like no one's watching because we didn't retweet it onto the main, onto my account, which has like 50,000 times more followers.
And to the person in the chat that said that M3 stopped being M3s after the E93, wrong.
The new G80 has 0 to 60 in 2.8 seconds.
That's even before tuning.
Okay.
The X Drive 1.
That is crazy.
That is insane gapping.
You can gap an M5.
kezia schaffer
I'm not Jewish.
elijah schaffer
Yes, you.
kezia schaffer
We are going to just keep on bringing up random things.
elijah schaffer
We're back.
Mazeltoff, everyone.
Welcome back to the show.
I do want to say this, though.
So when it comes to this, though, one of the things that I brought up, they asked me for a response, right?
So they asked me, what do I think about this?
What is my feedback?
And they haven't added it yet.
But in the midst of what I sent them, you want to hear what I sent them in response?
I sent this.
And let me see if I can get this here.
Let me see if I can get, I guess it would be here.
Okay, so here's what they said.
Oh, no, that was me to NBC where I said, sincerely go fuck yourself.
That was another article.
But I told them, I said, you know, the thing about this childbirth thing is that I actually am just a firm believer in distinct spaces, gender spaces.
And here, I'm a really firm believer in this.
Just like we, just like people will fight today, like, oh, well, we don't want men in women's locker rooms and we don't want men in women's spaces.
Okay, it's not just the locker room.
The idea where we've become feminized and we're all equal and we're all in each other's spaces is something we need to break apart.
Like at parties, it's normal for the men to be out by the grill drinking the beer and hanging out while the women are inside gossiping and talking and doing what they want, drinking their apparel spritz or whatever.
That's good.
That's healthy.
You don't need to have all the couples hanging out together all the time.
Maybe you get together, play a game, you know, a little jackbox on the TV.
kezia schaffer
That's how it always was.
But after dinner, the women would leave the men to their port.
They would go into their room and whatever, and then they'd meet up later.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And I'm saying, and then on top of that, you go further in saying there's intentional things.
Like the idea that girls today are so comfortable popping around boys.
Like they just walk around like and like, oh, this is so funny.
It's not funny.
And it's not because I'm gross, stout, or immature.
It's like you have to realize that you are divinely feminine and sacred and you need to protect that.
kezia schaffer
Like that is a protection.
So for on one, women like burping, popping, things like that.
Yeah, that.
But on the other hand, for men, I don't think that men should talk about sex in front of women or make sex jokes in front of women or things like that.
Because you, I just think like there is too much today, there is too much of a casualness between men and women where there used to be like the men would be like, don't, you know, like, what's locker room talk?
Now women hear it.
And what do you think that does?
Like, women's innocence should be protected just like children's innocence.
You shouldn't be talking to women about war and gruesome murder and stuff like that.
You shouldn't be talking to them about the sex jokes that you're making with your buddies.
Cut it out.
Even if she's a funny girl and wants to whatever, I just don't, I just want to, I just want my innocence.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I want to talk about this.
We do have a super chat that just came in right now.
Duke of Memes sent in this super chat.
He said, did you see Mike Lindell is selling his My Pillows for the low price of $14.88?
Not a joke.
Yeah, that's not a joke.
Guys, I'm telling you, so check this out.
That's not a joke.
I didn't plan this, but mypillow.com is now supporting this show.
And they are offering their pillows for the low price of, yeah, they're offering their pillows for the low price of $14.88 using my promo code down there, Elijah.
Now, that's kind of fantastic.
That's pretty crazy.
But you also can get their king size pillows for like Queen Size for $18.88, the King size for $1 more.
Get the body pillows for a little over $29.
And actually, the first time we did it, we actually sold so many pillows because I guess everyone wanted to buy a pillow at $14.88.
I'm not joking.
You guys bought so many pillows that we had to put a max on the orders.
And people can only order up to 10 items right now, only up to 10 pillows.
Because somebody apparently bought like 13 pillows and they were like, all right, we need to like keep production going and from your show.
So it's a max of 10 pillows.
But these are the most comfortable pillows that they say money can buy.
And the reason why is at 1488, not only is that a ridiculously good deal for an incredible product, but also remember, Mike Lindell is based.
He's a Christian.
He's an ex-drug addict.
He's the only guy that is like, you know, using his money to try to help fight against election rigging.
But the fact that he's now right before the election selling pillows for $14.88, can we give a brother a little support?
If you're looking for new pillows, bed sheets, whatever you're looking for, use my promo code right there.
Call 1-800-210-8491 or go to mypillow.com.
And they've been a very generous supporter of the show.
They came in and were like, hey, we want to support you guys.
We want to make the show possible and we want to support your free speech.
So I'm feeling like MyPillows based because they approached us.
We didn't approach them.
kezia schaffer
That's so nice.
elijah schaffer
They were like, yo, we want to support you guys.
You guys are telling the truth about elections and stuff like that.
So that's pretty cool.
So that's where we're at.
And I just thought that was pretty funny.
And it's real, by the way.
It's actually real.
$1488 for the pillows using promo code Elijah.
That's 100% a true thing.
Speaking of that, and moving along here in the story, all I wanted to end is a very serious discussion on the gender divides.
It's like this new, I call it like a capitalistic Republican.
It's like these guys who drink like whiskey, like the guys from Kamala Harris's I'm a man commercial.
Like, well, I drink whiskey and I'm a patriot, brother.
We all bleed red.
And they just fucking ignore every crucial argument.
Anything that's important, they don't talk about, as long as the economy is good, brother.
As long as the economy is good, I'm happy.
This is the kind of guys that go, I don't care what you do behind closed doors.
If you want to chop your dick off, I don't care.
You don't care.
You don't care that your country's being attacked and people are chopping their dicks off.
I care.
Listen, man, if you, I don't care what skin color you are, if you're pink or green or purple.
Doug, what the hell are you talking about?
If you see a purple person, administer CPR, call the police.
Like, you should care if they're green, they're fucking, their liver's failing.
Like, you need to get them to the hospital.
Like, they're so retarded.
It's just a stupid fucking Gen X, like, millennial mindset where it's like, I just drink black rifle coffee and like titties, man.
kezia schaffer
They just want to stay out of it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's a fake masculinity.
It's avoiding the real problems.
And a lot of these guys are like, oh, you're not a real man if you don't watch this.
No, no, no.
kezia schaffer
If you don't watch your wife giving birth.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you go, you go, no, the conservative position is creating gender divides.
Men would always wait in the wing while the women gave it to you.
kezia schaffer
I think it's a really new thing.
elijah schaffer
It's a new thing.
You're the fucking fag.
You're the faggot that wants to watch.
Like, stop being a faggot.
kezia schaffer
The women would all be in the hut.
The men would be out there listening to the women screaming, whatever.
And then they would, the dad would go in and bring out and go, it's a boy, and everyone would cheer.
That's how we used to do it.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, like, it's weird today that you get attacked.
Like, I have like conservatives today being like, why do you care about white people so much?
They said today, why do this Jewish conservative guy is like, why do you care about skin color?
Like, I said, for the same reason you care about your ethnostate.
Like, white means European.
European is an ethnic idea and collectivism is important.
This whole individualism thing, we're like, I'm just an individualist, man.
You're the retard.
You're the fag.
You're the retarded faggot.
Dude, everybody's a collectivist.
And until you join a group, you're going to get beaten down.
And they've created all this thing where you're an individualist.
No, you have to collectivize.
Collectivism is what's needed to succeed in this world.
And you're not going to do so by being a guy that's like, I accept everyone.
I like watching my wife's vagina gape open and blood shoot out.
No, you don't, you stupid retard.
You just try not to.
kezia schaffer
There may be some guys who are just into gore and what about no, but it doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
unidentified
I don't want to watch it.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but what do we call that?
If you want some guys like women to poop on their faces, do we promote that?
kezia schaffer
No, I'm not saying promote it.
I'm just saying don't let people do what they want to do.
Each relationship is going to be different.
There are going to be some men who really want to be hands-on.
I know some men who want to get in the birth pool with their wives.
That's not how we would be.
elijah schaffer
Well, someone in the chat said, what even, Elijah, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
What's wrong with wearing a red and black flannel shirt while you sip on a half ounce pour in an oversized Rox glass while vigorously puffing your cigar while you shave your wife's penis?
And I was like, no, but these guys, my point is about this, is this stupid Republican masculinity that's not actually masculinity.
So they say like, it's this really capitalistic front where it's like, dude, listen, man, a real man wouldn't care about skin color.
Why?
kezia schaffer
What the fuck does that mean?
elijah schaffer
What the fuck are you talking about?
kezia schaffer
You're seeing your wife give birth.
elijah schaffer
What are you talking about?
kezia schaffer
It doesn't prove that you're a man.
You can be like, I would rather my husband fighting the doctors and making sure that I'm not being interrupted or whatever.
I mean, we're doing a home birth, but my last birth.
I want my husband there as a support, as a protection, but I don't need him being hands-on and grabbing the baby.
There is no, he can't push for me.
There is nothing he can do for me.
This is, this is my role.
And I want women around me who know what I'm going through, who can be there.
It's a woman's space.
But just to know that my husband's in the vicinity is enough to just give me that peace to know that my husband's there.
If anything goes wrong, if anyone tries to come in, he's there as a protective measure.
Why is that less likely?
Well, I just don't know.
I don't want to.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, but it's not a specific thing.
It's not the specific thing.
Can we stop this feminism postmodern where we're like where men go like, you know, it's like, it's like where men are like, you know what?
I'm a real man.
I see this all the time too.
We split the bills.
I do the chores.
You know, what are you?
Not a man.
No, I just don't believe in living in your gay equity world where you have bought into the lie, but you think because you drink whiskey and you smoke a cigar that you're not a bitch for sharing the housework 50%.
Women should not be taking on 50% of the outdoor work.
That's not true.
Unless maybe she likes to garden and she, you know, it's a hobby that's different.
And she wants to take away.
kezia schaffer
And then they're going to catch me mowing the lawn.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But I mean, like, you know, maybe, maybe the actual like planting and flowering, that's something she does.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
I love that.
elijah schaffer
Right, right.
But I'm saying, but in the end, if you're going to, like, that, if it's not like a hobby or it's not like a specific case, as a man, you go out in the sun, you, you go edge the lawn, you go edge when you get back inside too.
But at the same time, these things are not equal.
And I don't like what Republicanism and conservatism, it's like, you know, Tim Waltz is the gay side and the Republicans are the masculine side.
No, they're not masculine.
They're like Israel first Magatards who were coming out.
It's like, I'm just saying, like, they go out and they sit around.
They're like, I'm not going to get into something because I don't want to make anyone feel bad.
But it was like Black Rifle Coffee.
Just reminding people, this was the show that exposed them for being fake.
We were the ones that exposed them because they canceled their sponsorship.
It was very, very, you know, six figure, multiple six figures.
And they canceled the sponsorship because I said that Kyle Rittenhouse drank Black Rifle Coffee.
And they threw him under the bus and then quit on me.
And then I had to, in my contracts, come out publicly and say I was still going to work with them, look like a cuck because I'm under, it's called golden handcuffs.
I'm under this contract.
My CEO, they made me, you know, keep the advertisement.
I don't have a choice on those things.
And then it turns out they come out in the New York Times or the New Yorker, these New York Times, and throw conservatives under the bus and go, no, we're not really into like fighting abortion and gay marriage.
We just like to drink beer and like we cosplay being a Republican.
We know we're cosplaying masculinity.
It's just like, you know, we're just degenerates at cosplay this.
And to me, that's fucking worthless.
You're a strong guy.
You have muscles.
You have a beard.
You're, you know, you're rough.
You can, you know, shoot whiskey.
And then what do you do with that roughness?
Avoid controversy.
Stay out of politics and religion.
Don't stand up for the underdog?
You're a fucking worthless twat.
That's my opinion, though.
And that's my opinion of a lot of the Republican Party.
It's a bunch of fake masculine men.
And they sit around like, you're not a real man.
Fuck you, you bitch.
I'll fucking kill you.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
In an argument.
No, but I mean that, Jen.
But what I'm saying is like, yeah, you might be able to beat me up, but are you going to, you pussy?
That's my whole point.
It's like, yeah, maybe I could beat you up.
Would you, pussy, or would you be afraid?
Do you even have any balls?
Like, yeah, you have bigger muscles and you're taller and you're, you know, I got more money than you.
Yeah, what do you do with that money?
Anything good?
Or just fulfill your lusts of your flesh?
Like, are you trying to build anything great?
Nah.
And I, and by the way, here's the picture in question in case anyone wanted to know.
kezia schaffer
Whoa.
That baby is.
Damn.
Man, I'm so excited to have a newborn again.
That is actually such a fun stage.
If anyone's pregnant for the first time or thinking about having a baby, don't let the world scare you.
It's honestly really easy.
It's so nice.
It's just so awesome.
I love it.
elijah schaffer
Well, and okay, so speaking of that, let's talk about something actually even more interesting that I find to be absolutely fantastic.
And that's going to be, we're going to talk about this thing.
So speaking of like cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation is back in the argument table.
Okay.
And it's got to be one of the funniest things that I've ever seen.
Because really what cultural appropriation is about, if people don't know about this, everything's about being anti-white.
Have you noticed that?
Like there's a lot of names for things like affirmative action.
It's anti-white.
There's like equality.
It's anti-white.
There's equity.
It's anti-white.
It's all just anti-white ideology and rhetoric.
They hate white people and they name it a lot of things so that you're busy fighting 30 different fronts on your war.
But it's all grouped under people hate white people, right?
Even the Israel war is an anti-white thing.
How is it so?
Because it's a mockery.
You're telling Americans to be American, you need to support an ethno-state while telling the white people in the country, if they collectivize in one ethno-state that they're bad people.
That's an anti-white, you know, gaslighting.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
You know, hey, you know, being American, you gotta fight for Israel.
They need their country, man.
kezia schaffer
Oh, so Israelis need their country.
elijah schaffer
Being an American is fighting for an ethno-state, but not your ethnostate.
kezia schaffer
Oh, interesting.
elijah schaffer
For someone else's.
It's gaslighting, right?
It's disgusting.
So this is one of the craziest things.
The Earl wrote this as Chinese faggot thinks he owns bubble tea, but I don't think that's what the video said.
So this popped up, and I sent this to him because this blew my mind.
This is trending on the internet right now.
Check this out.
Here's a white guy.
Look at this.
kezia schaffer
Wait, is this?
unidentified
I am studying your can.
elijah schaffer
This is like a shark take thing, right?
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh.
unidentified
And I am looking for anything that tells me where Boba came from and where Boba came from is Taiwan.
You know, I started this venture company for a lot of reasons, but really primarily to uplift minority entrepreneurs.
And not only do I feel like this is not happening here, but that I would be uplifting a business that is profiting off of something that feels so dear to my cultural heritage.
I want to be a part of bringing Boba to the masses, but not like this.
So for that reason, I'm out.
Thanks.
Respect that.
I spank that.
Makes me sad how successful this business is.
It makes me sad that people are, you know, they're drinking boba with a raccoon with a sun.
It doesn't mean that they don't have the opportunity to change and do that.
That's true, but there has to be a willingness, and I have to be able to invest in these founders knowing that they're with that.
They didn't say no.
The collaboration that they've had to this point is with their supplier in Taiwan.
And if nobody else has told them that before, you can't put that all on them.
elijah schaffer
All right.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, well, this is great.
I'm glad that that girl pushed back on him, but even still, like after that guy gave his little speech about for this reason, I can't because you, I want to uplift the Taiwanese people, whatever.
Who, what other person on that panel is going to go, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Because now he's just ruined it for everybody now.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And we have some serious pushback to put on this.
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Cocto said, Elijah made me a mod on Rumble.
Soon I will have Ryan's job.
Did Gavin call me retard yesterday?
Yes, but he was way meaner to Ryan.
That was one of the chatters there on Censored.
We'll see you around in just a few moments.
About four minutes.
We're going to do the second half of the show.
be right back
unidentified
By the
elijah schaffer
way, this is a.
I'm not even uh, advertising them today but um, kind of crazy.
I was just eating a snack on the side even though the thing that's not supposed to do an ad and I found another pack of my Farmer Bills provisions, bill tong, which is, have you tried it?
kezia schaffer
I tried one of them.
What flavor is that one?
elijah schaffer
It's just beef.
It's a grass-fed beef.
You know what we should do?
Because you're not really a meat person.
We should bring some back and give some to a little chapati.
That's a good snack.
It's protein.
And it's good.
Anyway, that bill tongs there.
It's 10% off promo code Elijah, but it's actually really delicious.
unidentified
And if I want, I was really hungry, but.
All right.
kezia schaffer
Are we back?
elijah schaffer
I just really like meat.
Everyone says, of course you do.
kezia schaffer
Well, let me have one more little bite.
elijah schaffer
Okay, here.
Try it one time.
kezia schaffer
Just a little piece, because I'm not.
It's kind of good, but I'm not really a big meat.
elijah schaffer
Let's try this.
kezia schaffer
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't, I don't, that's a good thing.
That's the soft part.
elijah schaffer
Okay, the need though.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What?
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
I just like it.
That's the beef one.
He sent some, and it's really, really delicious.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So that being said, we're going to the boba tea story, right?
So what I think is crazy is, so he is upset that the product, that the boba tea, doesn't say on the can where it came from.
Now, usually in products, you say where it's manufactured, not who invented it, right?
So like, so like a good example of this is, I was saying this, he's like, you know, I cannot sponsor your tea because it does not say where boba tea came from.
So in that case, we should probably tell Hyundai, Kia, Toyota Honda to fuck off.
Because, you know, Ben's invented the vehicle pretty much, right?
So it's like Germans, right?
I believe.
White people invented cars.
So what the fuck are Asian people not putting on their cars?
It comes from the West, comes from Europe.
You know, like, you can't buy a Honda because it doesn't say comes from a European invented this machine and we just adapted it.
Like, imagine if that's what it says.
Like, you buy like a Samsung phone, right?
unidentified
And it's like, phones were originally came from America, from Alexander Bell.
elijah schaffer
And the history is that phones were from America.
And we want to give an ode to America.
They would never say to do that because it would give an ode to white people.
unidentified
What they always want you is to respect anybody else who's not white.
elijah schaffer
Welcome to country.
kezia schaffer
I saw Shaman comment as well.
Like that, that guy is actually a Chinese.
And he's talking about Taiwanese that this comes from Taiwan, but he's a Chinese.
elijah schaffer
With a Canadian accent who's speaking in English, which is not, which is a white person's language.
kezia schaffer
Give my language back.
elijah schaffer
He's lecturing people heritage.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
he's lecturing them from canada about this so it's kind of like he wants he says he i want to be a part of uplifting the taiwanese You're trying to overtake their country, China boy.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So, in his logic, since we have to pay an ode, do not buy a Toyota Ikea Honda unless it pays homage to Carl Benz and says, thank you.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
I mean, that's just the truth.
It's important to know that boba tea is not a traditional drink, by the way.
It was invented by a product designer in 1988.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so cold tea was invented by an Englishman named Richard Blenchiden.
kezia schaffer
An English in 1904.
Of course, the English are behind tea.
elijah schaffer
St. Louis World Fair.
So what the fuck are we talking about?
Like, you put balls in your tea and now it's part of your heritage.
A lot of people, well, like, it's like, it's like, okay, so, like, Chinese can't make movies because they didn't create the video camera.
Like, no, people make their own versions of shit and it doesn't matter, right?
I mean, like, you know what I mean?
Like, there's like Bollywood.
It's like their own version of film.
It's always worse than what white people create.
But, you know, in a lot of ways, by the way, people get mad at me for being like pro-China.
I'm actually pro-China.
unidentified
Oh, really?
kezia schaffer
And, like, what do you mean by that?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't like the Chinese.
I'm pro-China in terms of, I think they're trying to build a homogenous, like, ethno-state, and they're trying to, you know, link the Han dynasty.
kezia schaffer
Like, you're like, how do we put China to just do their own thing?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and they don't want the Jewish banks involved.
And, like, they're trying to, you know, build their own brick system with Russia.
Like, they're doing their own thing.
And I respect the hell out of them for sort of like coming out of poverty and creating this crazy dictatorial world.
I just don't like our politicians aligning with them, right?
I don't think we should be aligned with China.
I don't think it's beneficial to us to be politically aligned, but I respect the hell out of a lot of our enemies.
You know, I do.
I respect them.
I respect the government.
And then Earl put at the bottom, go eat a bat, you chink.
He said to remind me to say that on the show.
kezia schaffer
That's really a good point.
elijah schaffer
That was really needed.
But he also said in China, they love matcha, which matcha cakes and desserts were invented in Japan.
So in Beijing, I bet you they're all, you know, because you know much, the Chinese love Japanese people.
kezia schaffer
They don't?
elijah schaffer
They hate them.
kezia schaffer
Oh, that's right.
elijah schaffer
Chinese hate the Japanese, and for good reason, too.
kezia schaffer
It must make them so angry when white people always get them confused.
That's got to boil their blood.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Earl Gray invented tea.
kezia schaffer
He did.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So if someone said balls in the tea, that sounds British.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's quite interesting.
Speaking of something interesting that just happened today on another news, I don't know a lot about this, but this was just added in a moment ago.
Liam Payne, the One Direction star, is dead at 31, fell from a hotel balcony.
unidentified
He fell.
elijah schaffer
Liam Payne.
So maybe the video was real.
kezia schaffer
I didn't see it.
You didn't show it to me.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, sources close to the situation tell TMZ that Liam Payne and his girlfriend Kate Cassidy arrived in Argentina on September 30th, posting several social media posts together showing them having fun on vacation.
We're told that she left Argentina on the 14th.
Liam stayed behind and checked into the Casasur Palermo Hotel.
We were told someone at the hotel called 911 to report an aggressive mail at the hotel today, which lines up with what witnesses told about Liam's behavior in the lobby.
Liam Payne is dead after a fear.
I don't know.
Liam Payne is dead after a fall from his hotel balcony.
The 401 direction singer died Wednesday evening.
Several witnesses at the hotel where he was staying in Buenos Aires told Liam fell from his room on the third floor of the Palermo Hotel.
kezia schaffer
He was only the third.
elijah schaffer
We do not know if it was intentional or accidental.
TMZ has seen a photo showing Liam's body on the deck of the hotel with tables and chairs nearby.
You can clearly see his tattoos, a clock on his left arm, and a scorpion abdomen, which helped us confirm early reports to witnesses.
They're told this happened shortly after 5 p.m. in Buenos Aires and that Liam had been acting erratic in the hotel lobby earlier.
He smashed his laptop and had to be carried back to his room.
So that's covering.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
Police and other first responders are all around the hotel now and authorities have put up a red tent over the body as they begin their investigation to his death.
Says here that he had been in Argentina for a Neil.
unidentified
Who's that?
kezia schaffer
That's his friend.
elijah schaffer
Now they used to be in the band together earlier in the month, and One Direction bandmates actually reunited at the show.
Liam was only 16 years old when he joined One Direction, and the group became the biggest boy band in the world after the 2010 launch of the X Factor.
The band ultimately broke up in 2015, and he is considered one of the main songwriters.
As we reported, Liam revealed in June of 2021 that he struggled with alcohol and prescription drug addictions.
And at one point, when One Direction was on tour, that things got so bad that he had severe suicidal thoughts.
Okay, so that's not good.
kezia schaffer
I don't know if he killed himself.
elijah schaffer
Earlier this week, there were reports about Liam's ex-fiancé, Maya Henry, alleging that he had left her asking her to get an abortion.
Her attorneys had been trying to send him a cease and desist letter to stop contacting her.
kezia schaffer
He was asking her to get an abortion.
elijah schaffer
It is unclear at this point, yeah, if this is triggered his erratic behavior at the hotel.
Liam was only 31, so I'm 31 years old.
unidentified
So that guy looks pretty young.
elijah schaffer
That's wild, huh?
unidentified
Oh, I think that's so suspicious.
elijah schaffer
Why?
kezia schaffer
Well, I think there's just a lot of suspicious stuff going around Hollywood these days.
And you can't really know because everyone's just going to have their own theories and stuff.
And it's not like he's just a regular guy.
He's famous.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, I mean, this is going to be somewhat, I'm not going to show the full thing, but these are the images confirming that was him.
What the heck?
There as well.
kezia schaffer
Is it really like?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but this.
kezia schaffer
Oh, no.
Did she get the abortion or now she's going to be a single mom?
elijah schaffer
So this was hours before the.
unidentified
Morning, everybody.
His little video of me.
It's rude to put hats on the table.
Sorry.
Is it your heart?
Yeah.
Children.
A lovely day here in Argentina.
This is the breakfast table.
I'm just eating an orange.
Just enjoying coffee.
kezia schaffer
She's at his girlfriend.
unidentified
Breakfast even at 1 p.m.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this actually brings up an interesting question here.
So first of all, I don't want to mock anyone who's dead, and I'm not here to make light of the situation.
But I can speak from experience that if you're watching this show and you're somebody who, in general, you feel like life's not going your way, right?
Maybe you're in debt.
Maybe you've gone through a divorce.
Maybe your kids didn't grow up the way you wanted them to.
Maybe your family dynamics aren't good.
You lost your job, right?
These are common things people go through.
Maybe you got rejected recently, or you're just feeling like you're alone and no one's ever going to want to be with you.
Okay, these things might sound close to your heart.
Maybe life's going really well.
You don't have any of these things.
But hey, someone can die and things can go poorly.
I'm going to say, because I'm not going to give it, I'm not thinking of anyone directly, but I'm saying in this industry that I work in, there's only several people I've met that are genuinely have like happy lives that are satisfied with their lives.
Everyone else is a miserable schmuck.
Even if they put their kids online or they're pretending to be happy, like people are really miserable.
And the only people that I know that are genuinely happy and whole are people who dedicate their lives and they fear God, right?
They dedicate their lives to serving God.
Even then, a lot of people have fake relationships with God.
But a lot of people in media, just this field, are very miserable people.
That's why they're backstabbers, gossipers, liars, and often have severe problems.
But in the Hollywood industry, I imagine it can be even more relentless because you get it all, you get money and stuff, and eventually money stops mattering to you.
This is actually a true thing.
Eventually money stops mattering.
You get too much of one thing.
That's why Diddy started having sex and raping kids and stuff.
So you got to be careful because he had too much sex with girls, started having sex with guys, too much sex with guys, and he started raping kids, and he got out of control.
This is why leaders like dictators go start going crazy, start murdering their own people and insanity stuff.
You got to be careful.
The human mind is a precious thing.
But it's interesting that no matter what you're going through right now, remember that sometimes you think the solution would be like getting money or being famous or having a hot girlfriend or whatever it is.
But these people aren't necessarily better off than you without these things.
I just want to remind you.
Sometimes they're just as miserable because even if you get what you want, you find out that it's not your situation that's the problem.
It's you.
And that's sort of the conclusion you learn when you go through a lot of shit.
I'm 31, but I've gone through some pretty crazy shit.
I've learned a lot about human beings.
And one thing I've noticed is that a lot of people who pretend to have their life together, or sometimes celebrities who you think to have their lives together because they have good PR specialists and different stuff, are oftentimes the most miserable.
Because there's nothing right now when you're in a problem, you can think about it and go, well, if I just had this one solution, then I would feel happy.
Now these people have access to those solutions.
They get them and they're not happy.
And I want to remind people to be grateful that you're alive.
Be thankful for the situations you're in.
And whether you got yourself into them because you're a fucking retard, maybe it's your own fault, right?
Because you're just bad with money or you, you know, you fucked up and your wife gave you the last warning or whatever.
Maybe she kicked her out or your kids, you know, you neglected them because you worked too much.
Look, I understand.
It might be your fault and that's okay.
But like, look, lighten up a little bit about life.
Life is heavy and it's challenging, but there's no perfect way to be living.
There's no perfect lifestyle.
Nobody is perfect in the world.
Everybody's got their own set of problems.
And even if you're this rich, attractive guy with a hot girl and you got all this money and stuff, look, we don't know if it's accidental or intentional.
It sounds intentional.
Or maybe you got pushed, right?
kezia schaffer
I really think I like what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
I'm just remembering things to be bad.
Even if you got killed, it's still saying.
Like, you can't.
kezia schaffer
There's no doubt he's probably, I mean, he's a celebrity.
Like I said, he got famous when he was 16 and stuff.
He's probably had some crazy stuff happen.
And Hollywood is the last place that'll make you happy.
But I don't really know much about like suicide statistics and this kinds of thing.
But the reason I don't really think it's a suicide is because, and maybe I'm just dumb, but the third floor, I feel like if you are trying to kill yourself and you're going to do it by jumping off a building, you would want to really make sure that you're going to die.
Like maybe you could survive a third floor with like every bone in your body broken.
And then that would really suck.
Or then you'd be like paralyzed.
elijah schaffer
So if you're dropped like head first, then you would die.
kezia schaffer
From the third floor?
elijah schaffer
Well, Australia Ben's in the chat and says that Harry Styles had Liam killed because he wanted a larger portion of One Direction cash.
It was also required so Harry's activities at Diddy's parties could be swept under the rug.
That's what he says.
I don't know where he got that from.
kezia schaffer
Watch a source, Ben.
elijah schaffer
Watch a source.
I look how someone's comment was.
Killer created Israel.
kezia schaffer
Far more famous than all of them.
He's gone off and been very successful with his own career.
So I don't know why he would care about money.
Harry dresses as a woman now.
unidentified
Yeah, he's a bit gay.
kezia schaffer
I think, I don't think that's the thing, but with all the Diddy stuff and the Beyonce stuff and all that, it's just kind of weird that he's, and is that a typical way for men to kill themselves?
Is jumping off?
elijah schaffer
Would it not be like if you're a man and you haven't thought about jumping off a balcony at once in your life?
Are you a man?
I feel like when I get to a balcony, I'm like, should I kill myself?
You know what I mean?
No, but I mean, like, I mean, like, you know, you can tell you 30 stories up and you're like, that'd be crazy.
kezia schaffer
If you jump off 30 stories, 100% guaranteed you'll die.
unidentified
Right.
kezia schaffer
If your intention is, I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to die.
I wouldn't jump off the first, second, or third floor because if I'm unsuccessful, I don't want to be stuck in a wheelchair.
That's just what I'm thinking.
unidentified
Like the third floor, right?
I mean, I guess.
kezia schaffer
That was the one.
Like, I don't know.
I just don't know.
I guess we'll see.
I guess this is like fresh news.
unidentified
What the heck?
kezia schaffer
Wow, this is really taking a sad turn.
unidentified
Is that him?
Oh, man.
That's Harry.
kezia schaffer
That's that one.
unidentified
Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain.
Is that him?
I leave my heart open, but it stays right here empty for days.
She told me in the morning.
This one feels like a scene of bones.
Seems to me that when I die, he was going to be a bad man.
I'll be gone tonight.
The ground beneath my feet is overwhelmed.
The way that I've been holding on too tight, with nothing in between.
The story of my life, I take her hold.
I've got all night to keep her warm in time is frozen.
I remember this song.
That's not him, right?
kezia schaffer
Not him.
unidentified
Leave my heart open, but it's not a good idea.
I'm pretty sure he married that older woman who was one of the judges on the really?
Yeah, she's very beautiful.
She was one of the judges on the X Factor with Simon Cowell.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
And I think he's like he married her.
unidentified
I'm pretty sure it was him.
kezia schaffer
That's him.
unidentified
My heart is sunset.
kezia schaffer
That is so sad.
unidentified
And I'll be gone gone tonight.
kezia schaffer
Fly beneath my feet.
unidentified
It's blue.
Maybe that one night.
I'm holding all so tight with nothing in between.
The story of my life I'll see.
elijah schaffer
I think we've had enough of that.
unidentified
That is really a tragedy.
elijah schaffer
A lot of these people die really tragically, right?
That is definitely up there.
kezia schaffer
Very sad.
Very sad.
He's very young.
Just a young guy.
That's just really sad.
unidentified
Yeah, very interesting.
If he's fought a little baby on the way, then that's just so.
elijah schaffer
That is, I hope that's the tragedy.
That being said, I just want to remind you of something crazy that happened on X.
So remember that crazy girl who got shot by the police officer, right?
She was apparently a Sidney Wilson was a basketball player.
And Georgetown Women's Basketball said, George Temple's basketball player mourns the tragic loss of Sidney Wilson for Ever Ahoya, right?
They're mourning the loss.
And it got community noted, said Sidney Wilson attempted to stab a police officer who then shot her in self-defense.
That's crazy.
unidentified
Why was she?
kezia schaffer
Why was she trying to stab him?
elijah schaffer
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
Yeah, no, nobody knows.
kezia schaffer
Why was the police officer there in the first place?
elijah schaffer
That's a good question.
Obviously, she was making noise, you know?
So there was that was pretty crazy.
But she had a deep voice, so that's why we look at that.
That being said, she had a deep voice.
Yeah, well, a couple of things.
Interesting.
I guess there's a lot of things.
unidentified
Let's see.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
So here's some unlikely heroes.
I want to look at a couple things here that I find to be really interesting.
So, we found out the real history of black people that they're trying to hide.
This is real, by the way.
Check this out.
This is a real history.
An individual came out and said that he found, you know, he was told by another black man about the real black history.
Check this out.
unidentified
We was physical, but we was like a semi-physical civilization on this planet.
Bobby Hemmy told people that back in like the 1900s, I believe, or something like that.
But at one period of time, black people was a real semi-physical, extremely advanced civilization on this planet.
Facts.
I know niggas don't want to hear it, but it's the cold-hearted truth.
Really, not even cold-hearted.
Nigga, it's the truth.
Fuck is you talking about?
You feel me?
But at one point in time, we had an advanced metaphysical civilization on this planet.
But that civilization ended up getting invaded and destroyed.
And we left with the ruins today.
kezia schaffer
Must not have been too civilized.
elijah schaffer
I literally was like, he's like, if you're ever trying to sound smart, you go, we blacks.
Blacks was extremely super civilized.
Sammy, I'm just telling you.
kezia schaffer
I'm not semi-physical.
elijah schaffer
Nigga, check me.
Like, I don't know if I would really consider that.
Yeah, I believe that.
I believe too.
So we found that in Richard Rapoy said, did anybody know about this?
They hid this from me until now.
kezia schaffer
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
They hid this from me.
In the chat, did you guys find out about this right now?
The real history of blacks?
I just found out about this.
Someone said, press X to doubt.
unidentified
You know, the Bluetooth has a bit connected.
elijah schaffer
Now, here's an interesting thing, too.
unidentified
So we was metaphysicals and shit.
elijah schaffer
So this guy explains.
So he was asked about splitting the bill.
And here's his response.
We're asking about gender rules here.
Should we split the bill?
By the way, I'd like to know in the chat here, do you guys like it without the segment where we just look at random videos?
Do you guys like that?
Because I still think we should do more random videos in the first half of the show, like in between segments.
We should just have a random discussion on random videos.
I like the transition.
But here's what he says.
This is his question of whether you should split the bill.
unidentified
The visual sight of me splitting the bill is grotesque.
I cannot be pictured doing such a thing.
And why is that?
Because to split the bill is to be a little bitch.
It is to say, I have surrendered my masculinity.
I don't care.
I am submissive.
I am nothing.
And I refuse to be that.
I can respect that.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
So, question on that, on splitting the bill.
If you're with a girl, like people, any justification for splitting the bill, you are with the wrong woman.
Because if you're with a woman where it makes sense to you to split the bill, you're not with the right one.
kezia schaffer
Like it makes sense because she's like, what?
elijah schaffer
For whatever reason, it makes sense in your head to split the bill with her.
You're with the wrong woman.
kezia schaffer
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because if you're going to split the bill because you go, oh, well, you know, I'm just with, she's a whore, this or that, wrong woman.
If you're like, I'm just with her because, you know, she works, makes a lot of money, you're the wrong woman.
If you're like, well, well, but why would a man even don't ask a girl out if you're not going to pay for the bill?
And that's what I'm saying.
And like, you know, just get control of your lust.
If you're going out, just do not go out with women if you're not going to pay for the bill.
And then be smart and don't waste your money on women that don't have potential.
Be more selective and picky.
But at the same time, Benny are like, well, because modern women, this or that, stop dating women in Brickle in Miami or in LA.
Like, go find women online.
There's good women in a lot of places.
They just, you're not going to find them, you know, slutting out in a club.
You got to go to church.
You got to go to communities.
You got to try to meet women that are out there that have good fathers and good communities.
And a lot of times you're in these, you know, I mean, a lot of rural towns are plagued by drugs, but there's a lot of religious communities, you know, that still, women are still good.
Like there's a seventh day at Venice, are pretty conservative.
You have the Mennonites are still very conservative.
You have the Amish.
You have some of the Baptist communities are very conservative.
You can still find good girls that are worth dating.
And also, splitting the bill, I don't know.
I just feel like I've never just crazy to me.
Splitting the bill seems like an insane thing.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I mean, it sounds crazy to me.
elijah schaffer
I end up paying for the whole table most of the time.
I end up paying for like everything for everyone, actually.
That's like pretty much everywhere.
That's my life.
I end up paying for everything for everyone to go on a trip, anything.
It's like you pay for everything.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I love never paying for anything.
That's what I love.
It's been years.
elijah schaffer
It's been years.
Someone said, yeah, some random videos are nice.
It's what I do.
I want to be unburdened by randomness.
Someone said, we had it, but we can't build it again.
Shit.
unidentified
That was on the last video, by the way.
elijah schaffer
So that was one of the things.
Someone said, I don't want to move to Loma Linda.
Oh, yeah, to meet the Seventh Day of Venice, right?
That's just the truth.
But I feel like you shouldn't be splitting the bill.
And I feel that way too.
It's like, why would I be splitting a bill?
Okay.
Now, crazy news just came out.
This is real truth out here.
So apparently, check this out.
7-Eleven are closing down all over Chicago and nobody knows why.
So do you want to guess why?
kezia schaffer
Because it's run by Indians.
unidentified
You think that's why Chicago, they're closing down in Chicago.
kezia schaffer
Chicago.
elijah schaffer
Because of Indians, they're closing down everywhere.
kezia schaffer
I thought it was in every single day.
elijah schaffer
Here's a video from Dallas that was viral this week.
kezia schaffer
Dallas or Chicago?
elijah schaffer
Well, just at 7-Eleven.
You know, this was viral this week.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
How do you get free red world?
Blue.
Ice.
elijah schaffer
How to broke his gift free road world.
unidentified
Fill it ice all the way.
We're going to come down here.
Dark drink, Daiko.
Fill it up.
And then move.
elijah schaffer
So you'll notice something about this guy's hand is that it's chafed.
No, but you know what?
Like, I feel like with the black community, they just think that the world is like their GTA map.
And the problem with this is like, like, the amount of money and resources that we take to police this community, you know, the amount of theft and crime, housing prices, like everything's fucked up because of this group of people in our country.
People don't realize the cost, right?
So we have like our cities, we can't even enjoy them because of the crime and the danger, the trash, the pollution.
We can't, we have to, in our schools, we have to be careful how we speak because they'll get offended.
In our workplaces, we have to hire a certain amount of them because the government demands you to.
kezia schaffer
So you have all these DIY favorite words.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
We're not going to say our favorite words, correct?
But I'm saying, like, there's all society is catering to keeping these people from just exploding, right?
And you take your finger off them for five seconds and you get 2020.
You know what I mean?
They're just destructive people.
There's a very destructive group.
And everyone makes excuses, but you know what?
Everyone can see with their eyes what's going on here.
You don't have to justify it to me.
unidentified
It's like, no, no, You know, it's crazy.
elijah schaffer
White people.
Yeah.
And we acknowledge that.
But when the majority of people in a city are white people, that's not a defining factor of whether a place is unsafe.
You could have maybe a city that's all white people that's got a serious drug epidemic or a problem in one specific area that could be unsafe.
But you're not going to, but it's still not as unsafe as just an average black neighborhood.
When blacks get together, it creates a very low trust society where it's low trust.
They're very low, where they live on impulse, and it's very scary.
I've lived around one before.
It's a very, very scary situation.
And I don't know why people can't acknowledge that.
Like, this is what creates a low trust society.
This is why things have to be locked up.
Why you, you know, stores have to close at seven, why you have to have, you know, bulletproof glass.
It's because of mostly because of black people.
Some Hispanics as well, but black people, essentially, their existence creates the security of police apparatus.
Like, the reason why we have to have checkpoints and checkbags and everything at games is like primarily, oh, school shooters.
No, that's not why that started.
That's not why that started.
You know, then the school shooters is a CIA thing to try to blame whites for things.
But the majority of mass shooters are black, too.
You know that, right?
It's like four out of five mass shooters are black.
I think more than that.
I think it's like 90-something percent of mass shooters every year are black.
It's really a the black crime problem to me is the one of the most significant problems.
And nobody wants to talk about it because they've given up on it because the solution is really unfortunate.
kezia schaffer
Right.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if you know that.
kezia schaffer
Well, I can imagine what the solution must be, and I can understand why people probably wouldn't want to talk about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
So I guess we'll just have to suck eggs.
elijah schaffer
What in the world?
kezia schaffer
Suck eggs.
elijah schaffer
What does that even mean?
kezia schaffer
It just means suck eggs.
elijah schaffer
Well, people have said that we should maybe.
So someone sent this to me.
They said maybe we should.
So someone said this is by I condemn this.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
So someone responded in the comment section of this video, right?
kezia schaffer
Of the 7-Eleven video.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone responded with this version of they called it nigga turtles instead of ninja turtles.
Yeah.
unidentified
What the heck?
elijah schaffer
I know.
This is racist, by the way, and I don't support this.
unidentified
Is it?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Or it's just a funny joke.
elijah schaffer
It's no, but someone commented this.
unidentified
to condemn it and then play it Nigger power.
Share the way, respect the trick When lace is fully
Neck-boot-ding-a-dra-dra-dra-dra-dra-dra-dra-dra Okay, well, I get the sentiment here.
elijah schaffer
So my point, though, is...
kezia schaffer
Did you know those guys?
They used to be metaphysical.
They actually created a society.
It's true and shit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone said, where can I find this quote tweet?
Wow, that's easy from someone named Aaliyah the Noticer.
So Aaliyah the white.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
But that being said, it's like, yeah, I feel like the black crime problem is just one of these long-standing issues that we have.
That's like, can we solve problems?
Like, you know what?
We need to do for blacks is give them $20,000, Kamala Harris said, to get ahead.
No, you didn't ask them to stop killing each other.
kezia schaffer
I don't think that issue is ever going to be solved.
elijah schaffer
In a serious country, we could solve it.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but we're not in a serious country, I don't think.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, I want to end on this.
This is a really important clip here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
On we're having a new kid.
I was going to recommend some ways that we could raise our next child.
And it's this new thing called screen maxing.
unidentified
Day 217 of screen maxing by toddler.
We ease him into the day with a single screen during breakfast.
Then we go to our local screen store where we check if they have any new screens for us.
And this is his main station where he can get upwards of 72 hours of screen time in a day.
And then when we're winding down for bed, I'll put on something less stimulating like a podcast or a soothing blue light.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that really nice of him?
unidentified
Give him a big gulp with soda and gives him some blue light.
kezia schaffer
This is a joke.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, of course.
Anyway, if you like this show and you enjoyed it, we'll be around here as well.
The crew should be back around Friday.
And if the show is canceled on Friday, then it means that a baby's being born.
kezia schaffer
Please pray for me, everyone.
I've been pregnant for far too long.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
And we're going to try to make this happen.
But anyway, the rest of you guys who are supporting, shout out to the SOBs.
unidentified
I know it's confusing because we change times all the time and we need to get some days and set down.
elijah schaffer
Luckily, I'm talking to Rumble.
We're trying to set the times and figure out when we can work best with their schedule and get things pinned and the whole thing moving along.
So we'll get a schedule set before the end of the year and then we'll set it in stone and we'll keep that going for a couple years.
We'll get it going.
And I know that it's easier for you guys because everyone's like, I don't even know when you're live anymore.
I'm sorry about it.
It is literally our fault.
We've got a million and one things going.
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My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Thank you for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best, worst show on the internet.
Shout out and God bless to Cheetah Man, Humongous, Saint Something Saint, Cocteau.
And the rest of you guys on Censored Cocteau, Rusty Shackleford, Lemme Touch It.
And the rest of you guys in the chat.
To end, I want to see if we got any other super chats, any of the Rumble Rats or any other super chats inside of the live stream here.
I think, where's all the pictures of locals?
Yeah, I don't know where.
We have a bunch of pictures of Mike, but I'll have to post them on.
We'll have to post them on Friday when Mike's around.
You sent a bunch of better memes too of Mike, but I don't have access to my Discord right now.
So when Mike's here on Friday, we'll have to show those.
They're so good.
I'll probably post them on.
Oh, wait, let me see.
They're not even here.
I wish they were in the local.
Are they in the locals?
kezia schaffer
That was just that one in locals.
elijah schaffer
I wish there was more in locals.
They put them in Discord, but I need more of the memes, but they're not in here.
Shout out to everyone who's here.
To the rest of you guys, have a great rest of the evening.
Have a great night.
And as always, may God bless the United States of America.
Shout out to you, Twisted Pistol.
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