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Sept. 27, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
02:22:26
It Doesn’t Have to Be LIKE THIS.. Haitians Demand RESPEK

After the debacle of the Haitian migrants taking over Springfield, Ohio.. and the multiple reported instances of said migrants kidnapping and EATING local house pets.. a representative of the beautiful country took to the UN to make his voice heard. Unfortunately for him, the water pitcher proved to be a formidable foe.. and gave the world a lot of laughs in the process. Should we be giving Haitians more RESPEK?Show more Back again for another special Friday edition of NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive, promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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earl gray
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elijah schaffer
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michael mendoza
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elijah schaffer
Well, we demand respect.
You need to respect us on all authority.
Check out this video here of the ambassador from Haiti reminding us all to respect them and not to make fun of them for eating our house pets.
I don't know where the sound is on that and why that's the video that we have in here.
Mike, why did we put that one in here?
michael mendoza
Yeah, don't look at me.
I'm also demanding respect, too.
elijah schaffer
You want to demand a second?
We have a minority problem on this show.
Blacks, Mexicans, Jews, women, they're sending their worst even when it comes to production of the show.
It is approximately 7:36 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
We'll have to find a new clip for that one.
But the Haitians are back.
We're going to have a fun show tonight.
Israel's starting World War III with Lebanon, which is always a fantastic way to start the show.
Plus, we're finding out that the Arizona State University says that white people are the problem, except they have a stabbing issue where black students are stabbing white issues.
We're talking about Lana Del Rae getting married to an alligator trainer.
Plus, Ubisoft is in a major problem with their new game development.
And we're also going to be talking about what have we put in there?
michael mendoza
Not even sure.
I don't know.
It's kind of a Friday night.
We're kind of just going to see where the night takes us tonight.
elijah schaffer
No, we have a whole rundown, though.
But anyway, it's approximately 7:37 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
Little tip: if you move that over to your right hand so you can see it when you're looking over here, yeah, it'll change your life.
It'll change your life.
We're trying something new today.
By the way, if you go to my screen here, the Haitian ambassador was at the UN.
They were trying to clear up their record after being accused of eating dogs and cats, and it didn't go too well for them.
My guest tonight is Michael Rosenberg.
Welcome back to the show.
How are you doing, my friend?
michael mendoza
That's me.
Can I get the audience applause for me real quick?
Yeah.
Mike Mendoza, Mike Mendoza JPG.
Mike Mendoza JPG on Twitter.
And actually, I'd like to declare a formal declaration to Surge of Timcast.
I'm the button switcher now.
I'm the button switcher now.
So that's a direct threat.
So, anyway.
elijah schaffer
And of course, on my right, we have none other than Earl Gray.
Give him some confetti.
Is your mic muted?
earl gray
There you go.
michael mendoza
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there we go.
We got your mic.
It's a technical nightmare.
It's always.
I think it's, is it this mic?
Go speak real vis.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
earl gray
No, it's not that one.
michael mendoza
Speak.
Yellow.
unidentified
Yellow.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're good.
michael mendoza
Okay, where we are.
elijah schaffer
All right, we got all the mics there.
Okay, so this is really crazy.
So, you know, it's kind of the end of a week.
It's been a crazy week.
There's been a lot of bullshit going around, as always.
And I thought that, you know, sometimes there are clips that are so beautifully created.
You couldn't have written a better script.
And we're getting into an era of content production where I feel like I've seen it all.
I feel like I know it all.
Like, we went from a few weeks ago to being, you know, upset that black people are being imported from a third world, a fourth world country.
Actually, Haiti's a fourth world country.
Because India's, India is also fourth world, right?
This is not just like, oh, third world, like it's Brazil.
There's some favelas or Los Angeles.
This is like, oh, you know, hey, these people are trying to like murder the white people in their towns, which is also Los Angeles and Chicago and New York and every other major U.S. city.
But the ambassador was speaking at, I'm going to go to this for a second.
It's absolutely insane.
He went and spoke.
You got to listen to the translation here at the UN to try to demand respect.
Now, remember, before we watch this, this is the Haiti is asking for reparations.
And they're coming because obviously the liberals are trying to make Trump and JD Vance look bad by saying that they've made Haitians seem like they're uncivilized people.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
So they brought in a Haitian ambassador to try to correct a record that Haitians are just like us.
They just aren't, you know, there's lots of people.
There's black skin, brown skin, normal.
michael mendoza
Well, what better way to show that you're a civilized people than to do something as simple as drinking water, right?
So, I mean, this should go swimmingly, I think.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, so he's giving this.
To listen to the actual translation.
That's the key.
That's what makes this so good.
Black people misbehaving?
I just call that the six o'clock news.
But this is next level.
Watch this.
Wait, what the fuck?
What is up with these fucking edits?
michael mendoza
I had audio, didn't I?
Play it?
elijah schaffer
No, but that's not.
It's not supposed to cut into that.
Like, what the hell are these edits?
All right, get us off.
Fucking get this off.
michael mendoza
It's like the dick.
elijah schaffer
Get this shit off right now.
All right.
We are.
We're firing everyone on the show.
Where the fuck is this clip?
I did not.
That's not the clip that I sent in.
I need to find this.
Hey, let me see this.
Don't we have the actual clip, though, too, from the other thing?
michael mendoza
I mean, this is like a bad thing.
unidentified
Yeah, but there's no audio.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, come on.
I mean, we don't need to don't be putting on me while we're doing this.
michael mendoza
Yeah, okay.
elijah schaffer
Why is it just on me?
michael mendoza
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
elijah schaffer
No, put it to the triple split.
He's new to this.
michael mendoza
He's new to this.
elijah schaffer
He's new to this, but we're going to get it down.
Do not worry.
I'm pretty sure we have the video of this, right?
Of the actual down here.
It's towards the end of this going on.
Yeah, here it is.
Here we go.
Okay.
unidentified
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
I knew I had it down here somewhere.
Let me go down here.
Thank you.
All right.
Let me find this.
Restarting over.
Check out this audio.
And this is what makes it so good.
It looks like we might be run by Haitians here on the show.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Check this out.
This land that has offered the world a symbol of unshakable freedom and which has helped several nations to throw off their yoke of barbaric colonialism is not looking for charity, but justice.
respect Respect for its dignity and its rights to a dignified and prosperous existence Real respect.
earl gray
Is that his real voice?
unidentified
No, but he's a very twist.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, listen to the timing on here.
Listen to the comedic timing, okay?
unidentified
respect rest respect for its dignity and its right to so okay I feel like that's what we should start saying now is that the Haitians in the back room are ruining the show.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're having to learn how hard it is to switch and speak live.
I've been switching this whole time.
It's hard to switch and speak live.
I've been doing this for years.
It's genuinely a difficult thing.
But we're going to say this also too.
Remember, he's half white.
So he's going to get it right half the time.
Yeah, right.
unidentified
But that's my black noise.
elijah schaffer
But on the flip side, this is actually hilarious.
Haitians are trying to be seen as civilized.
They tried to scam Trump and JD Vance out of their motion of saying that they're eating the dogs and the cats.
Now, we know that they are.
In Maine, they just imported.
We watched this the other day on the last show that they imported a bunch of Haitians, and then suddenly all the feral cat populations went missing.
Everywhere you find Haitians, Haitians don't make appointments.
They just show up unannounced, right?
These are genuine problems that you have.
And so when it comes down to it, it's like, well, you need to respect us.
And then just like slurps it down.
You're like, bro, this ain't pussy.
Relax.
earl gray
I'm trying to understand what if they didn't leave him glosses and he just had a picture there.
We don't have the camera view from the other side, so we don't know the full story.
michael mendoza
That's for sure.
earl gray
So maybe he was set up.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, so I mean, normally in like a civilized area, I mean, they would have a big tray with like glasses, the picture.
So I'm sure he hated glasses, but he was just like, okay, like, I'm going to make a quick little comment right here, and then I'm going to take a little sip or whatever.
And then it was like a waterfall, too.
It wasn't just like, oh, just like a little drip on his lapel or anything.
It was like a huge waterfall.
earl gray
Maybe that's the size glosses are in Haiti.
So he thought it was like a normal gloss.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, I think it's worse than that, though.
I think what we're talking about here is, look, when I talk to people about Haitians, let's recategorize black people.
Can we get a triple split?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Can we get a Brian Cam?
Brian Cam.
So here's the deal.
We've got to make a differentiation between the different types of blacks.
This is a very key thing.
Okay.
You have African Americans.
There are Africans who are living here.
They're not African American.
There are Jamaicans.
There are Haitians.
And then there are also like from Trinidad, there are the Islanders, right?
Like there's like Trinidad or whatever.
And there are also like North Africans, right?
We don't have a lot of North Africans in America.
We don't deal with that.
earl gray
They're more like Arabs, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
Except for Minnesota, it's like a ton of them over there, like Somalis.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
But Jamaicans, like, but Jamaicans, they can go both ways.
Like, sometimes Jamaicans can be like the Hodge twins, right?
Where they're like, how's your voice going?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
It's like a little, you have to get that little.
elijah schaffer
Excuse me.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you can be cool.
unidentified
It's crazy.
But you can't.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
So you can be a cool Jamaican black.
Everyone knows that.
Jamaicans are split.
Like half Jamaicans are ghetto.
The other half are just trying to open up food stores or restaurants that will give you diarrhea for three days and a stomach ulcer, right?
That's the difference.
Africans are usually chill.
They often keep a lot of their stuff in grocery bags, plastic grocery bags around the house.
This is true.
michael mendoza
They do.
elijah schaffer
They don't use a lot of people.
earl gray
Always carrying plastics, plastic bags around.
elijah schaffer
But they're very nice.
Like they're typically like, oh, hello, welcome to see you.
This is good.
unidentified
Hello.
elijah schaffer
Do you know how to do that?
The African voice?
earl gray
No, I don't.
I don't.
Nothing.
elijah schaffer
This is a good time to you.
You talk to my daughter.
But they're very nice.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
African Americans is like a 30-70.
Like 30% of African Americans are totally chilled down to earth, very normal.
You just see them at an office.
They're all cool.
But then there's like 70% that like really care about being accepted by the black community.
And so even if they have an education in IQ, they're still going to try to act black so they get accepted.
But 30% of blacks don't give a shit.
They want to integrate.
They're cool.
So what we're talking about here is Haitians are on another level.
Haitians are like the worst of every community with the IQ of, they have a lower IQ than the cats that they're eating.
earl gray
Do we know that?
elijah schaffer
That's they have an IQ like lower than chimpanzees.
I'm not even joking.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
Wild.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
There's no way.
Is that what you're saying?
earl gray
I was going to say there's no video.
michael mendoza
We have some videos.
I think we're going to change your mind a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We're going to change your mind.
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Now, I guess we're just going to go jump into some of this stuff then to talk about what's going on.
Because Haitians were actually talking about killing cats online.
This is actually a real thing.
We're going to go ahead and watch this.
Check out this video from a Haitian.
Watch.
unidentified
Haitians are revolutionaries.
It's in our blood.
It's in our DNA.
All right.
I made a video not long ago where I said, you will never see a white man or woman call a Haitian person a nigger to their face because everybody around would fucking murder them.
And when the police show up, no one knows what happened.
And if you ever see that person live, it's because the Haitian people are going to follow him to his house or her house and end their bloodline right then and there.
That's the energy that Haitian people be on.
But you see, we can't really be on it like that in America because America, not many black Americans actually want freedom and they love podcasts.
They all have social media.
All the ones who have been buckled with this slave mentality have social media.
They have platforms or they're in positions of power.
They are there to pacify the rest of black America.
So whenever something happens, like your young black men get in the middle of the scale or a white loud enough.
Or a black man is about to get executed for a crime that he did not fucking commit and they know he did not commit it.
When those things happen, Haitians want to do it in the way that we know how to do it.
But if we start this revolution, the worst thing in the world is for us.
If we were to ever start this revolution and we see black Americans, y'all would rather stay home.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so.
earl gray
What's the revolution she's talking about?
I don't think she's.
michael mendoza
How Haiti was formed.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so because Haiti, they went and they killed all the white colonial settlers.
And so the guy that was drinking the water was at the UN talking about how they had to painfully go through decolonization.
He doesn't mention that was over 200 years.
That was about what, 200 years ago, 150 years ago?
michael mendoza
About 200 years ago.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, about 200 years ago.
So they've been decolonized for like 200 years.
And they killed all the white people like in Rhodesia and in South Africa like they're doing now.
earl gray
It's working out, love.
elijah schaffer
It's worked out really well.
And so they come here and they're like, you know, you ask them, it's like, well, why isn't it working out well for you?
You know what?
It's unfortunate because you know what we would do to survive here?
We would start murdering white people.
Anyone who was racist, basically white people.
That's what she's dog whistling.
We would murder all the white people.
And if we decided to let a white person live, we would end their whole bloodline.
You go, maybe this is, we shouldn't have imported these people.
michael mendoza
By the way, I love how if you call a black person violent, like say it's online or whatever, then they'll be like, oh, I bet you wouldn't say it to my face.
It's like, why?
Because then you would react with violence.
Like, I think that kind of proves our point.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's what she's, she's literally going, you know, oh, you know, the problem.
People are going to be racist towards Haitians.
And if they do that, we're going to commit mass murder.
earl gray
We're going to eat all their cats and dogs.
elijah schaffer
We're going to kill them.
And you know what?
Black people's main problem in America is that they have social media.
I can think of a lot of problems in black America, and that's probably not at the top.
Yeah.
Definitely not at the top.
Intra-racial gun crime up there pretty high.
michael mendoza
Yep, pretty high.
elijah schaffer
The molesting each other and not reporting it.
Big molesting the kids, the raping the little girls.
michael mendoza
Yeah, the selling crack.
Not great either.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, falling for CIA psyops.
You said abortion.
Yeah, murdering their own bloodline.
earl gray
Buying a thousand bottles of baby live.
elijah schaffer
Well, you found out that there was GHB in those bottles.
There was date rape drugs.
earl gray
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
That's apparently why they, yes.
They were getting high.
But I mean, okay, but I just like how it's like, she's trying to clear up the record.
All the Haitians are trying to clear up the record.
You know, hey, we're civilized.
They drink from the pitcher and spill it.
Even if he didn't spill it, I feel like I could have given him some like, you know, maybe there was just a picture.
He's like cuts on his throat, but he spilt it.
Like he didn't know how to drink.
And then this woman's like, you know, people are saying we're eating dogs and cats.
We're not animals like that.
If you say that to my face, I'm going to murder your whole family.
I'm going to kill everyone.
And we're going to murder all of the people who founded the country.
And you go.
michael mendoza
Completely reasonable response.
Completely reasonable response to an offhand remark.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I really want to get out of my country.
earl gray
She seems kind of badass as well.
And also, I'm scared of them.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, I'm scared of black people in general.
So, I mean, I'm with you on that, but for a different reason, actually.
That's why I live here.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
I like some black.
I do like black people.
I like them all.
I actually love black people so much.
I want to make the, I do.
I like them a lot.
michael mendoza
Who's your favorite black person?
earl gray
Yeah.
Name 10 black people.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Go.
elijah schaffer
P. Did you?
P. Diddy.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Bad start.
elijah schaffer
Kill O'Neal.
michael mendoza
Okay.
A little better.
elijah schaffer
50 Cent.
michael mendoza
Uh-huh.
Sean King.
elijah schaffer
Sean King, yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Rachel DeLozal.
elijah schaffer
Fetty Wap.
michael mendoza
Oh, Fetty Wap.
elijah schaffer
Fetty Wap.
michael mendoza
I was about to say RAP, but he's in jail.
elijah schaffer
Fetty Wap.
Yeah, three Amigos or Los Amigos.
Those guys?
michael mendoza
Amigos.
elijah schaffer
Amigos.
michael mendoza
Yeah, there's three right there.
unidentified
All right, cool.
elijah schaffer
Now we're up to eight.
michael mendoza
George Floyd.
elijah schaffer
George Floyd.
Barack Obama.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
unidentified
Nice.
michael mendoza
That's pretty good.
earl gray
Big mind.
unidentified
Oh, this is such a good Friday night.
elijah schaffer
So not everybody's feeling really good about this episode.
So not everyone likes black people as much as I do.
People said that I'm perhaps the most biggest fan of black people of all of history ever.
And this grocery store worker from Springfield, Ohio, claims that Haitian migrants are using EBT cards with $13,000 for food stamps and $29,000 in cash.
I can verify this.
I don't know this exact story, but I can verify this is happening.
They're getting these cash payouts.
Check this out.
unidentified
I can tell you personally that when I worked at the grocery store and I cashed them out, the receipts were alarming.
$13,000 on EBT food, not including the $29,000 that was on EBT cash.
It's infuriating.
Yes, sir.
So they're not getting $600.
And while they're dressed very well.
earl gray
Huh?
unidentified
Very well.
How are you able to dress like that?
Coming over here as running for help that we're supposedly helping them?
How are you dressed like that when we, the American people, are scrapping for the next set of work boots?
That's a problem.
That's a serious problem.
earl gray
So I don't understand.
So they're rich now.
They're dressing well.
They're getting a lot of money, but then they're still eating cats and dogs?
elijah schaffer
Well, because the cats and dogs, no, they're not.
So they are eating the cats and dogs, but they're also using them for voodoo worship.
So a lot of that's religious.
earl gray
Okay, they're sacrificing cats and dogs.
elijah schaffer
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, it's all right.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
My bad.
michael mendoza
Obviously, voodoo worship.
I mean, like, you know.
Do you not do voodoo worship yourself?
Come on.
earl gray
No.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but it's not.
Okay, so it's, but they are, they are eating them, but like, yeah, it's kind of like even the Jews used to do that.
They would sacrifice animals, but eat them, right?
So like, it's voodoo worship.
earl gray
Animals or babies.
elijah schaffer
That's foreskins.
My foreskin was sacrificed.
I like it, though.
I'm glad I'm circumcised.
I'm really, I'm happy about that.
Anyway, that's a side note.
Imagine being at dinner with me.
It's like you just like, it's like you bring your work friend.
I just try to be normal.
You know, I'm pretty happy I'm circumcised.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
I'm circumcised.
unidentified
Are you?
michael mendoza
Like, have a nervous conversation with you.
elijah schaffer
That's a good one.
No, but I want to bring this up.
Okay, so let's get real here.
Chat, how are you doing?
I want to say this.
I'm imagining, maybe not in this chat, but there's no shame in this.
Ones in the chat, if you have gone down in socioeconomic status in the last two years, not because you're poor or you've lost money, but because things have gotten so expensive that you considered yourself upper middle class or middle class or even lower middle class and you feel like you went down.
Maybe you were even barely making it, scraping by, and you would be considered underclass or working class down there.
And then now you're like barely making it, not because, yeah, you're lazy or you were getting ahead, maybe even, and you're starting to get better checks.
So ones in the chat, if you felt yourself go back down in your socioeconomic status because the changing price, inflation, it's over 30%.
michael mendoza
For some reason, once you said Wentzen's chats, I thought you were about to say Wentzon's chat.
If you're circumcised, then Tuesdays, if you're not.
And I'm like, why are we citing?
elijah schaffer
I feel like you've lost your foreskin since you were a child.
earl gray
No, but I just wanted to say this.
Somebody said the average IQ in Haiti is 67, but by medical standards, retardation begins at IQ 70.
elijah schaffer
This is true.
earl gray
That's what this person is saying right here in the chat.
elijah schaffer
This is 100% true.
Many are saying it.
Some of the chats saying one, one stayed the same.
So the majority of people went down.
Now, that's to say this.
It's not just white Americans, but all Americans.
Particularly, this area was a white area.
I have been privileged in my life to make at least $40 a month, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I don't need work boots or something.
I mean, I work in a studio.
I don't need work boots.
I don't need all this stuff to work.
And I know that a lot of these jobs, the salaries have not changed.
And Americans are really hurting financially.
Now, this is not one of those sob stories.
It's like, you know, I talk to people and I, because I get hit up by a lot of people, guys, a lot of people that are in tough situations.
And you see the GoFundMe's like that girl who, you know, they made her take the vaccines and then she got the adverse reaction and then she didn't have medical insurance.
Now, what are you going to be out?
Half a million dollars in medical care.
I get it, right?
And I understand how difficult this is.
I can understand.
I'm a little bit insulated, and I admit that.
You know, I'm literally in a studio.
I talk on camera for a living.
It's not a real job.
It's kind of fucking bullshit.
And it's not a normal American job.
But a lot of you guys are fucking hauling ass, working 10 to 15 hour shifts every day, sometimes seven days a week with overtime, just to make sure that your fucking wife can get some stupid fucking Stanley that she wants on top of, you know, just covering the bills.
You're like, it's like you're just happy to get something.
And you're there and you feel the pain.
I know it.
I fucking know it because you guys talk to me and you're tired, your bones hurt, your joints hurt.
And you're realizing that you're paying taxes.
20%, 28% taxes, maybe even 32% taxes, depending on how big your family is.
Someone could be making 150K, but have six kids.
It doesn't go as far as someone making 70K with no kids.
And you're stretched thin and you find out that these Haitians are getting like 30 grand cash.
We know 10,000 in New York.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But 30 grand, the ones they're bringing them here and giving them, where's the money coming from?
It's fake money.
It doesn't exist.
They're just printing it out from the feds and just filling up their cards with digital numbers.
Imagine that.
What could you do with $30,000?
That's the reason why I bring this up is because I care about Americans.
I don't give a fuck about Haitians.
And watching, I have colleagues, I have friends who are like defending Haiti.
Fucking fuck Haiti.
If you want to defend Haiti, go live there.
That's my point.
michael mendoza
By the way, growing up to you, like, I mean, I had a few friends that were from like lower income households, and they have nowhere near that type of money on their food stamp card or on their WIC card, whatever you call where you're from.
I mean, I think they're getting like $500 a month or maybe like up to a third.
elijah schaffer
Skynet, what's it called?
Skynet's a Terminator.
What's the social media in Australia?
michael mendoza
In Australia.
earl gray
Centerlink.
elijah schaffer
Centerlink.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
It's close.
elijah schaffer
Skynet.
michael mendoza
Skylink, very different.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
But yeah, so I mean, it is crazy.
And, you know, growing up to, I remember my first job out of high school.
I was like, I'm not going to go to college.
I don't want to get myself in debt.
I went to go work at a factory.
And then people were felons, people like, like people who are just doing nothing with their lives.
They would work from 5 a.m. to like 5 or 6 p.m. every single day and come home with like 500 bucks every week.
I think like after taxes or whatever.
But it is crazy to just be able to sneak into a country and then get tens of thousands.
Like just think about how much that incentivizes even more people to come who are going to be getting even more taxpayer dollars.
It's just like a avalanche thing that's going to keep going on because I mean, people have even more reason to come here now.
elijah schaffer
So look what they said here.
Those of you guys that are anonymous, I do want to ask, if you're anonymous, because we don't know who you are, if your name's up and you want to share this, go ahead.
But I'm not trying to like have you guys, you know, compare your salaries or something.
In the chat, can you guys tell me how much do you make a year take home after taxes?
How much do you make a prox?
What state are you in?
And just if you're if you're doing well or you're barely making it, right?
Like, do you have money to save?
Are you barely making it?
Or like, are you comfortable?
And comfortable, I want to write comfortable would be you can own two cars, normal cars.
They could be used cars, two cars, you can put your kids through school.
You can go to the grocery store.
You don't worry about prices.
That's usually what it is.
You don't really watch prices.
Doing really well means you shop at whatever grocery store you want and don't look at prices, right?
You're not just going to Trader Joe's and Walmart.
You're going to all the premium Whole Foods.
And then barely making it means your ego is the only thing keeping you from taking food stamps, right?
I mean, like you probably qualify and you could get them.
I grew up on food stamps, so I'm like, there ain't, I understand it.
But I want to know if you guys are in the chat what your salary is, what state you live in, and if you're making it.
Because I want to know where we're at here because this, dude, this shit pisses me off, man.
And you know what?
Like, like I was a, my friend here, he's a next door, a immigration lawyer.
Now, people know my wife's an immigrant, and you know, it's expensive.
It's been between my residency in Australia and her citizenship here, we're definitely over 20K U.S., you know, over 20K in the last just like two or three years, right?
I've spent over $20,000, plus the complication of like, it's been complicated.
Like, it's not just the $20,000.
It's the constant flights to go to the embassy in Australia and Sydney and then to go fly to USCIS and DC and do the interviews with Kez and do everything.
I was thinking about this.
You know, we almost didn't get here because they were trying to make her being like five months pregnant get double vaxed with COVID shots.
Yeah, it was really scared.
They weren't going to let us leave Australia.
I was supposed to leave Australia like six months before we were, but they wouldn't let us out of the country until she got vaccinated and she was pregnant.
We're like, we can't do that.
Did we ever do it?
The government, our paperwork says we did.
That's why I'm saying our paperwork says we did.
But the key thing is, and so, yeah, I guess we did.
Sure.
Yeah.
We love the vaccines.
We love vaccines, Australia.
We love them.
But on the flip side, you know, the amount of money in cost, I always look at my wife and I go, I fucking hate our government.
unidentified
I hate these people.
elijah schaffer
She's like, why?
I was like, because I just like see people getting here like, like, like, they just walk in, do whatever the fuck they want, and the government's like, hey, you know, you can't come in unless you get two COVID shots.
You know, like, Americans are struggling, and I can't even get back to my own home country without my pregnant wife getting shot up with COVID shots.
And you can walk in here, get 30 grand, eat people's cats, and then the ADL sues on your behalf.
It's, you know, it is, it's maddening.
Like, somebody should do something with these people.
Like, go to fail out of art school and then get them all together in a room.
unidentified
I was going to go there, but then shoot confetti at them and have a dance party.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but instead of getting shot up in Australia, now she's in South Florida where she has probably equal probability of getting shot up.
Well, not our area.
But if you go like even 30, 45 minutes south, it's very different.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he went to Miami for the first time, and it's definitely more diverse.
earl gray
It was weird.
It was a weird vibe on the streets.
Lots of different diverse people.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So one of you guys said it's not even American poor people get anywhere even fucking close to 30K cash.
Someone said they run $400 a week.
That's what they do.
So it's about, what, $1,600 a month.
A couple of you guys said $100K in Kansas, but I work from 4 a.m. to 6.30 p.m. with the occasional lunch break software engineer work from home.
michael mendoza
Just imagine working that much and then with your free time, you watch this show.
What a sad life I'm skipping.
unidentified
No, no, no.
michael mendoza
Watch.
elijah schaffer
Watch.
No, imagine it.
No, but imagine this.
Imagine the fact that you think about this.
Imagine you see the Haitians doing this.
We have great stuff.
I'm going to get off this topic in a second, but someone said I'm making decent money, but everything is so expensive.
I'm about to buy some land, quit my job, and live off the land.
Someone also said here, 120K in California and getting crushed.
Bro, 120K in California is like, yeah, what the fuck are you going to do with that?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What are you going to do with that?
Homeless like you're by my brother.
I mean, I'm not going to say anything to the brother, but I mean, when I was running an apartment out there, it was like five grand a month.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I've seen listings for homes that are like in Compton, and it's like a normal like three-bedroom house and it's like a million dollars.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And if you want a decent house, rents like $6,000 to $9,000 a month.
You have to be making, just, I don't even want to live there.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
And then going more towards the bay, just forget about it.
It's just impossible.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I guess we'll come back to black people.
Like we'll come back to this topic.
michael mendoza
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but we'll come back to it because I don't want to harp on it because we talk about Haitians.
We'll get into African Americans later in the show, but I want to talk about something a little bit more interesting.
Since it's a Friday, I want to keep the conversation casual.
I don't want to be doing anything too crazy.
And I'd rather just keep it lighthearted since it's fun and we're hanging out and we don't need to do anything too retarded.
But on the flip side, moving along here, I want to talk about what's going on with Ubisoft and with the failure.
So basically, the new Assassin's Creed, they delayed it about six months and they just came out today.
It said they were delaying it another year, basically.
michael mendoza
This is the Black Samurai one, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so it's a new Assassin's Creed, one of those popular games.
And I guess this is the tonight's show where we talk about every area of society that's been ruined by people.
And one of them is video games.
You know, I'm always suspicious of girls that claim to like to play video games because I don't meet girls.
Like, can a girl like video games and then not also become a streamer?
Is that possible?
Probably play with her friends?
Like, do girls really play with their friends or do they do it for attention?
So they're pickme's like to guys like, well, I play video games.
I'm not like the girls that think it's cringe.
I like them.
And it's like, you know, the girls that are into the playing video games things, every girl I've met that's into that is a huge red flag.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They say men playing video games is a red flag.
Most guys don't play video games, not a red.
It's green, green flag.
Too much, depends which video game.
World of Warcraft, maybe red flag.
League of Legends, maybe.
michael mendoza
Oh, League of Legends is a big red flag.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think so.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Only in so much as those are the types of people who just never go outside and then they have them like bathed in weeks or something.
So it's just bad situation all around there.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, so basically, we're going to track down with this.
I basically saw something today.
It's so funny how we're going to end with this.
I saw this that Ubisoft, which has made a lot of games we love.
Check this out.
Said financial analysts describes Ubisoft's sales collapse and devastating or delaying of Assassin's Creed shadows as total meltdown of stock prices collapse.
So I was really crazed to hear that this major video game company is collapsing, considering the fact that they have thousands of employees.
They have every resource in the world.
And I'm like, how could this even happen?
Let's go through a story here.
You can take this off the screen because this is just kind of hilarious.
So I see this guy today.
I'm like, there's got to be, like, how did this happen?
How does a company collapse?
Here's how a creative company collapse.
Sergio SVM said, people call it me ridiculous to say Ubisoft disproportionately invites women over men as star players.
And now that Ubisoft chief creative officer, the head of human resources, the vice president, were all kicked out of Ubisoft for sexual misconduct.
This is back in 2020.
All right.
So he says the chief creative officer, the head of human resources, which of course is involved in hiring, the vice president, which is like budget, were all kicked out for sexual misconduct.
So take that off the screen because I'm going to open up an article here.
So I went to go look this up.
I'm like, all right, what's the story here?
So listen to this.
Here's the story.
Back in 2019, 2020, there was an investigation undertaken.
Okay, this was a boys' company.
And if you've ever been around the boys' companies, when women come in, eventually it all ends in what?
Sexual harassment complaints, sexual complaints.
This is what always ends up happening.
This is the Me Too movement.
So Ubisoft reportedly fires one of its most influential executives following allegations of sexual harassment.
So one of Ubisoft's most influential executives has been fired.
This is old news, by the way, guys.
This is like four or five years ago.
Been fired after investigation to allegations of sexual harassment made against him, reports Business Insider.
Ubisoft confirmed to The Verge that the executive, Tommy Francois, departed the company but declined to comment on the nature of his departure.
Francois was formerly Ubisoft's vice president of editorial and creative services, a role that gave him oversight over the development of many of the studio's largest franchises.
A separate Business Insider report detailed some of Francois's actions, which included commenting on how his female colleagues looked, massaging people without asking, and on one occasion, telling his colleagues he had spent the previous evening masturbating.
michael mendoza
Okay, well, that's just like a normal day at work here.
What's the big deal?
earl gray
I don't see anything wrong with that at all.
elijah schaffer
Wait, they're not masturbating together at work?
michael mendoza
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
I thought, all right, we have a different company.
We're on a different brand here.
It's like, hey, it's like, sir, you've been sexually harassing people at work.
You're telling me masturbated?
Was it Louis C. King?
michael mendoza
Oh, he like jerked off into like a plant or something.
earl gray
Yeah, like a front plant.
elijah schaffer
Jerking off the plane.
earl gray
Well, it was on the phone.
He was also doing it off over the phone.
elijah schaffer
I thought he was on a couch and some girls were there and he started jerking off.
earl gray
Yes, I think, but also over the phone.
I think that's a good thing.
elijah schaffer
But it was that as a party.
earl gray
He was trying to do something.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And actually, when that news came out, this is when I like the whole sexual harassment Me Too stuff is because when they were like, you know, Louis C. K masturbated in front of people, my thought was, that's all?
Like, at his house?
Like, I thought.
earl gray
That's good.
That's actually.
elijah schaffer
There was no babies involved.
There was no babies or like no one, no children or anything.
I was like, oh, this guy's probably better than most of Hollywood.
unidentified
Who is that?
michael mendoza
One Indian comedian.
He used to be on Parks and Rec.
I'm sure someone in the chat knows his name.
But he just had a bad experience with a date that he had.
earl gray
He's Ansari, isn't it?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
He's Ansari.
Yeah.
And then I guess that he tried to have sex with her or whatever.
Then like, you know, I mean, this is like a normal thing when people are dating is that, you know, the girl takes the guy home and then he says, oh, you know, can we do this?
And sometimes it doesn't even ask.
He just tries to make the move.
He tried to make the move, but then she just denied him.
And then later on, it was like a whole thing.
It was a whole scandal.
And then he lost his job.
He lost like a bunch of stuff over that.
I think he had like a big special on Netflix.
And it was because he pretty much had what amounted to a bad date and he was canceled because of it.
So it's just like one of those types of things.
elijah schaffer
Well, it doesn't really work anymore.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But my point is, it did work back then.
This is around the Me Too time, right before the pandemic, right?
So Ubisoft's vice president, you know, he had that role, right?
It says down here, Ubisoft had previously said on July 6th that Francois had been placed on disciplinary leave while it investigated the allegations.
Francois's departure comes amid a significant reckoning at Ubisoft.
These are key words, right?
Which was recently come under heavy scrutiny for its workplace culture.
Assassin's Creed Valhalla, creative director Ashraf Ismail, stepped down and took leave on June 24th following allegations of sexual misconduct with fans.
And after an assault allegation against Vice President Maxime Biland, or shared on social media in something, Ubisoft said that he had resigned.
Now, following Biland, a series of other executive departures followed.
Chief creative officer Sergei Hoskiet, Chief HR chief Cecile Cornette, stepped down.
Yannis Mallet, managing director of Canadian Studios, stepped down as well, left the company following a rigorous review.
Ubisoft announced on July 11th, it goes on to say that Ubisoft CEO Yves Giamatt promised sweeping internal changes amid and addressing the cultural issues in the email to staff on July 2nd.
Okay, here's what I'm going to say.
This is where companies have all been destroyed.
Women come into work and they care about workplace culture.
And also gay liberal men too.
But it's like, they care about the air conditioning and the dynamics.
And what, like, by the way, this is not like, you're going to find half the sexual misconduct here didn't even happen at work.
It's like some guy had sex with fans.
He can't, like, is that against the rules?
Well, it made women feel uncomfortable.
And what's crazy about this is they went on this rampage.
The women did.
They got together.
I thought they were really fucking smart.
We're going to get together and we're going to take it back from these guys.
This is what this is.
And they get everybody fired or everybody resigns because either you're going to resign or get fired, which you should, by the way, if there's something like this happening in Witch Hunt, just resign, get out of there.
And let's track on what you think happened.
So the girls get together and like, we're going to do this.
Do you want to see what their new staff look like?
michael mendoza
I'm sure that there'll be, you know, Cream of the Crop, Amazing Development.
Hold on.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
This is the new Ubisoft staff.
After the departure, they went ahead and hired the new HR manager hired people.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Wow.
michael mendoza
I know.
This is the new creative team.
elijah schaffer
This is the new creative team at Ubisoft.
earl gray
They seem very creative as well.
michael mendoza
This looks like the staff have like NPR or something.
elijah schaffer
She's got an owl t-shirt.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That's really creative.
That's not generic.
That's like, do the millennials that never grew up?
No, but like, dude, this is actually a really important thing.
The Me Too movement really destroyed a lot of industry.
And I've talked to people.
It's destroyed creativity in the workplace because now you can't have a male-dominated environment.
Everything is sexual harassment.
It's all, you were taller than me.
You used your height to intimidate me.
That's a true story, by the way.
Not going to get into that, but that's a true story.
Someone complained that I was using my height to intimidate them.
They literally said I was harassing them by using my height to make them feel small because they were my height.
michael mendoza
It was me.
I'm five foot one.
elijah schaffer
Go out of the heart.
No, but I've had that.
It's like, what the fuck?
You want me to be shorter?
Cut my legs off?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, what the fuck?
Where it's like, you're too assertive.
Oh, he made dick jokes.
That was a real one, too.
Making making dick jokes on air, right?
Sexual harassment equals making dick jokes on air about my own dick, which isn't a joke.
It's small and I'm dealing with it.
I'm in trauma counseling.
It's not a joke.
earl gray
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's not a joke.
I've been dealing with this.
But no, but I look at this and I'm going.
So what happened was they hired these people.
Now, what do you think was the result of this?
I mean, go back to that picture.
That's crazy.
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
earl gray
Probably really good.
And the finances went up and everybody was super happy with the product.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
All the fans were super happy with the recent products.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Well, let's see this.
I saw this.
It's like, it's up in the feed.
Look at this.
Check this out.
So, first, IGN one minute ago, Ubisoft admits Star Wars Outlaws underperformed.
And then it's like, Assassin's Creed Shadows has been delayed to February 14th, 2025.
Now, why was it delayed?
Take that off.
That's take that off real fast.
Let me see.
Why was this delayed?
michael mendoza
I also love how, like, once they come out with these announcements, they always do this big wall of text.
It's like, hey, I'm a gamer.
I want to have the attention span to read this big wall of text.
Just say, oh, the women fucked it up.
And then I'll just leave it as is.
earl gray
But didn't the Japanese people themselves come out and complain about that?
elijah schaffer
Yes, we're going to bring that up.
earl gray
Japan itself came out and was like, no black people.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is how you know women are in charge of it.
Because this is my best.
I love this video.
Like, because now they're all leftists, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So average leftist video essay versus right-wing video essay?
It's like, our games launched.
And it's like, so what?
Did women fuck it up or not?
I know.
michael mendoza
I love how on the leftist one, it's 10 hours long talking about how CP is good.
elijah schaffer
It's got 6,000 down votes.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we just put like memes.
By the way, the guy who's behind that, his name is Red Five.
Yeah, I just want to give him some credit here.
His name can put that up.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Red Five, who also did the promo for Controlled Chaos.
elijah schaffer
I should probably follow him.
michael mendoza
And upcoming show by a one, Elijah Schaefer, Myron Gaines, Nick Fuentes, and Sneeko.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's, I think, I think Sneek's still on board.
michael mendoza
I think so, yeah.
Hopefully.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
I hope so.
I hope so.
That's coming out at the end of October.
So that's cool.
Right before the election.
No, but like, but it is true in terms of like, this is why this stuff's bullshit.
Like, that's why I just run my own company now.
I was like, I was like, I'm not going to work for these stupid companies.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's like, if you want to lose me and you want to get rid of me, that's fine.
I don't know anybody who's gotten rid of me that they're doing better now or like the company's, you know, more relevant or whatever.
Because it's like, you know, what ends up happening is I know even when I, you know, I know even when I've like left companies, left businesses, I've left businesses in my life before just because I saw the toxic culture.
What I mean by toxic, it's when people care about drama and stuff.
And it's, it's just fucking gay.
Like, can we not just work?
And I think this week with Gavin McGuinness, with anybody, you know, like, I mean, he got fired too, what, for like, you know, saying nigga or something like that.
I, I think too many times that, like, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's people, that's a people rumored, right?
N-word too much that some black woman complained.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
If you've ever worked in like a property.
elijah schaffer
I'm not joking.
michael mendoza
If you've ever worked in a proper corporate culture before, that like they have all the departments, all the HR people.
I mean, there was one time, no lie, I seriously got in trouble for using the term fold retard.
This was back in 2014, by the way.
That's from like a movie.
It's like a well-known line from a movie, but I got trouble for that.
So, I mean, it's kind of worth it to just go out on your own, make your own thing, be independent, because if not, then you're always going to be beholden to some woman, some childless cat lady at the top.
elijah schaffer
So, well, and it's, yeah, I don't know who I just don't want to work in that kind of environment anymore.
I'm like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm way over it.
I want to remind you guys as we talk about that, don't forget.
Don't forget.
Check this out.
Okay, remember this.
It's a Friday night, but I'm going to tell you guys this: if you don't have health insurance or you do, and you don't have good health insurance, or if you don't want to go to the doctor, make sure that you know Haitians are around and they're eating dogs and cats.
And with that comes tuberculosis, all types of crazy diseases.
I'm not joking.
When it comes to what's going on at the southern border, they're bringing not their best and they're bringing weird diseases and infections.
And you might not be able to get, imagine this.
In the future, they won't prescribe you medication because you said you got it from a Haitian and they don't want to be seen as racist, so they won't give you medication.
You die of a fever or sepsis.
This is where we're headed.
This is an emergency medical kit.
It's not just, you know, I think we have one here.
Whereas where's the green one?
You have that there.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's not, it's not just a travel emergency kit.
We have the red one there.
Check that out.
So we have, we have this, right?
This is like a, that's like a travel kit.
Then we have an emergency, well, the red one.
You want the red one.
Go to the pick up the red one.
You get the it's not just the emergency kit that has like band-aids.
This one has antibiotics, it has ivermectin, all the drugs right to your door.
You don't know where to get it.
You don't even have to go to a doctor.
Cheaper than going to an emergency room, faster than going and making an appointment.
You can get rid of your infection immediately with everything from fluconazole to Z-Pax to ivermectin.
This amoxicillin, it's all in here and it's delivered straight to your door only for American audiences only because we got that drug life.
Bring it right to you.
Make sure that you pick one of these up at twc.health slash offensive.
$30 off using my promo code offensive.
That's got to be the worst ad I've ever given in my life.
Today's a shit show.
It's a Friday shit show.
earl gray
It's going good.
elijah schaffer
It's going good and we're enjoying it.
But we're talking about Ubisoft.
And so I want to talk about this.
earl gray
So Ubisoft.
elijah schaffer
Ubisoft.
michael mendoza
Do we have like a drum roll?
We should get like a drum roll.
Oh, that was bad.
Our black music.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Black people.
Okay.
Following our recent announcement, we understood that there are many questions on how pre-orders will be impacted, especially blah, blah, blah.
They have this whole, you know, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at the announcement.
michael mendoza
Wall of wall text.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Wall of text.
Kangmin Lee responded, hi, why did you hide my reply?
Just delay it forever.
No one wants to play as a black dude killing Asians in federal Japan.
We see that enough in San Francisco.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So I like, people don't understand my humor.
Like, they don't get it.
I'm like, Justin, Ubisoft is actively suppressing the voices of Asian activists.
You bring that back up.
michael mendoza
No, sorry.
elijah schaffer
Asian activists like Kangmin Lee, who voiced objections to their new culturally inappropriate game that glorifies black on Asian violence.
A serious problem in California, New York Asian communities.
Assassin Creed hasn't responded.
Then I sent out a formal request from our publication because I just like to fuck with them a little bit.
Like, you know, from Gateway, it's like, can you please, like, we want to know why you're promoting comment with some stats of blacks attacking Asians?
It's funny, though.
I mean, Kangman Lee is making me laugh, honestly.
That's like, and someone's like, and then, you know, there's always, oh, dude, can we talk about this?
There's like a level of like, and I like these people.
There's like a level of pro-white autism that like does not understand like anything else other than like the anti-white stuff and like anti-Jew stuff where like someone's like oh and you were never mad about someone's commented you were never mad about um Grand Theft Auto where a black man kills white women suddenly you're upset about the Asian community.
You're like, oh, if you don't understand what's going on here, are you fucking retarded?
Like, do you not get the joke here?
Just like it's just fucking around with them because obviously they don't care about white people, these companies, a bunch of libs.
So you're not bringing up white people because they don't care.
They hate white people.
The point is, it's like, so do you not care about cultural being culturally sensitive to Asian sense, you know, sensibilities?
And that's when you bring that stuff up.
It's just like a joke to them because you know it's dumb.
It's like asking for a girl to respect your pronouns or something like you need, like, no, call me, call me ma'am.
And then you make them say it, you know?
michael mendoza
Like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's, it's like, but can we just say this?
Can people not understand the joke that Twitter's not real life?
That's just a fucking joke.
michael mendoza
Also, back to Assassin's Creed real quick.
Did you know that they have a George Floyd mod for Assassin's Creed?
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't know.
michael mendoza
Yeah, look it up.
That puts George Floyd's face on the samurai.
And actually, like, you know, for everything else that we've said about the game, I think I would probably play it if I could play as George Floyd as a samurai.
I mean, samurai George Floyd is objectively badass, but they may have taken it down off the internet already.
But yeah, it's a real thing.
earl gray
I like that.
Samurai George.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Samurai George.
elijah schaffer
San Andreas George right here.
michael mendoza
No, no, it was on Assassin's Creed.
elijah schaffer
I'll find it.
michael mendoza
I thought it was a yeah, yeah, yeah.
earl gray
Did they swap his face out with the black samurai?
Is that what you're saying?
michael mendoza
No, no, no, no.
They put George Floyd's face on the black samurai in Assassin's Creed.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
michael mendoza
And also, too, so the whole way that they got this idea for black samurai was pretty much.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's been deleted by Reddit.
michael mendoza
Oh, did they?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's deleted.
No, it's deleted.
michael mendoza
It may be on Twitter, but anyway, yeah.
So, so I'll look it up.
The guy who they were sourcing for the research for this game was pretty much citing one other person.
I saw this long, like 20-minute YouTube video on it, but it was kind of just like a circle jerk of them citing each other.
But there was no, like, there was no actual hard evidence that there were ever any black samurais.
There was just okay, well, that's one version of it.
I guess since we can't find the real thing, we'll just deal with this right now.
But yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I love that scene in the game with that.
unidentified
He has this, oh, the put of my knee on your neck.
elijah schaffer
I deput the knee on the knuckle.
earl gray
That's his special move where he knees people.
He knees Chinese people.
michael mendoza
Well, he's the one who got knee.
I guess that his special move would like he would he would pull up like a fake $20 bill and then you know he can hold his breath when the gas gets put out.
elijah schaffer
He's really good at not breathing.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He can't take that off.
earl gray
He's gonna launch his own cash.
Oh, here it is.
michael mendoza
Is that it?
elijah schaffer
No, that's that's so they made a game.
These women were like, hey, let's make a game where there's a black samurai in Japan.
Dude, why can't we just, you know what?
It's actually going to be good.
We already have a game about black people.
It's called Grand Theft Auto, and it's great.
You just kill people and jack.
Like, Grand Theft Auto is designed after an average African-American city person's life.
Like, the world is their GTA map.
I was showing him.
There's one just like driving around, just cutting through lanes, smoking a cigarette out the car.
They're drinking.
There's no using indicators, no blinkers.
You're not doing anything.
They just go through life.
Like, it's a video game.
earl gray
Well, actually, yeah.
michael mendoza
And I mean, ironically, I don't think that we'll ever have a lead character in GTA ever again that's black because of the cultural insensitivity of it or the racism of it.
Because I mean, there was CJ from San Andreas and then there was Franklin.
Yeah, there was Franklin in the last one, but I mean, I don't think they're ever going to put like a lead black person ever again.
unidentified
What is it?
earl gray
It's Mexicans next time, I think.
michael mendoza
Well, it'll be in Miami.
Well, I've been hearing it's going to be like a Cuban woman or some kind of Hispanic woman.
So we'll see what happens.
I don't know.
But I mean, I've been hearing it's a Hispanic woman.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, here you go.
So what happened is, I'm going to wrap this up.
These are just topics.
I want Fridays to be less like, you know, less serious, more just like talking about this.
So basically, what ended up happening after they announced that they were going to remove that?
We got to.
I wish we had a.
I can't even get mad at Brian anymore on there.
No, but Brian's and them are switching.
Someone was like, I don't believe that it's Brian doing the tech stuff.
I don't believe it.
But Brian's here in spirit.
No, he's in the background.
So check this out.
So they ended up a bunch, like 700 people left the project.
So they had to hire 800 people on to try to fix the game right now.
800 people.
Back in May 16th, they hired them on, and they still can't fix it.
My opinion is that it's so woke and ridiculous that they don't know what to do and they're having to rework it from the ground up like the new Snow White, where they don't know what to do.
And it's like, fuck, we gotta, like, you know what I mean?
earl gray
Or they just delay it until people forget and it gets out of the news cycle and then they can kind of bring it in.
elijah schaffer
Right?
earl gray
Like, isn't that what they did with the Snow White?
elijah schaffer
They were like, all right, let's just fix the whole thing.
earl gray
Oh, they changed it.
elijah schaffer
You didn't see this?
Let me show you.
No, I'm gonna show you this.
They actually, let me go here to the, let me go to X.
Yeah, so the Snow White, they actually reshot the whole thing new commercial.
Really?
Yeah, they reshot it, and now it was delayed a year to reshoot.
Yeah, look, check this out.
Here's the new.
Check this out.
Look at this.
earl gray
I mean, the lady's not white.
elijah schaffer
No, I know, but they reshot it.
earl gray
Watch.
elijah schaffer
It's not a joke.
The backlash was so bad.
earl gray
This is kinda good.
unidentified
One of all.
earl gray
It's like a crossover with Bambi.
elijah schaffer
And then a Haitian comes in and starts eating all the animals.
earl gray
Eating Bambi.
michael mendoza
So all I got from that is that the evil queen now is Jewish because it's like Algodella.
earl gray
Yeah, she's the friendly fire in this one because it feels like the main goes.
michael mendoza
No, no, she's like Hispanic, isn't she?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's Hispanic.
So what's okay, so okay, look.
So I'm not gonna, like, the thing is, everyone knows it's historically inaccurate to have brown princesses, okay, in general, right?
Um, especially Snow White historically was always white, and genetically speaking, we can get DNA samples from her corpse.
Everyone's seen that?
You ever watch that?
Mythbusters?
Uh, no, so they actually got DNA samples from her uh grave site, which was 100% white.
She was 100% Caucasian, yeah.
earl gray
It was like white Jesus when they did the AI.
Correct, correct.
elijah schaffer
So Snow White's actually 100% white.
But the funny thing is about that story is: look, we don't win it all, but they still didn't end up hiring midgets.
So it was supposed to be live action.
earl gray
So what did they change that?
They tried to answer anything.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was like black and Hispanic, like non-midget like dwarfs.
Oh, they were like, they were called like the magical helpers or something, and they had to rewrite the whole movie.
Okay, so then they brought back it was about her being like a boss bitch.
Now they have to like rewrite the whole thing.
earl gray
So this is just completely new.
elijah schaffer
Just reshot them.
earl gray
I didn't see the first one, so I don't know what happened.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's watch this.
I want to show you.
earl gray
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I didn't see the first one.
So I'm like, yeah, this is badass.
Yeah, I'm going to watch that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, actually, at first, I was like, wait, what is different here?
earl gray
But then, yeah, well, like, they didn't show the dwarves, though, in that, did they?
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, they did.
Well, I don't think I saw, but I do remember that.
What's the name?
Peter Dinklage.
He's like the guy from Game of Thrones.
elijah schaffer
He's the moon for everyone, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
Well, he's like the top dwarf in the industry.
michael mendoza
Pretty much.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
This is it.
elijah schaffer
So the original, this is the original cast here.
That was the original cast for the dwarfs.
earl gray
But weren't they CGing those boards?
They got rid of these guys.
elijah schaffer
They completely fucked the whole thing.
They were done.
Look, this is them.
It was the magical helpers.
earl gray
That's crazy.
unidentified
They had like a black woman in like, you gave me some pancakes.
earl gray
Like, so that's that heated inkledge there.
elijah schaffer
And that's my wiener amongst my friends.
michael mendoza
There's like a black woman, too.
Like, it's just okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like a woman.
But okay, it was so bad, but check this out.
Remember what she said here.
I think this was, where did she say?
Here, this is go back.
This is this.
So she got in trouble for this.
unidentified
I mean, you know, the original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so.
elijah schaffer
People that find Snow White problematic.
unidentified
With a guy who literally stalks her.
Weird.
Weird.
earl gray
Doesn't me say it.
unidentified
So we didn't do that this time.
So no, Prince or a different kind of prince?
We have a different approach to what Disney is doing.
you get a white go that plays snow white just because absolutely yeah exactly um it's uh she's one of those things that i think everyone's gonna have their assumptions about what it's actually going to be But it's really not about the love story at all.
She's really, really wanted to do it.
elijah schaffer
No, it's a corcept, but she's a shirt under.
So Disney requires layering.
I don't know if you know this.
michael mendoza
Oh, do they?
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can't show shoulders and stuff.
This whole rule book for dressing.
earl gray
That's really good.
Like modesty type stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
But so Nickelodeon does even more.
I think they have three-layer rule with people.
Okay.
And that's to keep people all looking like the same age or something, too.
Like, so that the breasts can't be accented.
And so you could have like a 20-year-old playing a 16-year-old and no cleavage can show.
So it keeps them looking young in your mind.
michael mendoza
Yeah, because that's just like a horrendous outfit.
elijah schaffer
Like, I mean, so one thing that I was talking about with women, I was talking to the guy.
I got a new 1992 Dotson.
I got a car.
No, I got a new car.
And I was getting it tinted today.
And I met the Jamaican guy and I was saying, you know, my wife and my mom-in-law, they were apparently following me to drop off the car to get tinted.
And I sped off and I didn't know they were following me.
And it turned with women, right?
Turned into this very big ordeal about how I zoomed off and there was a lot of emotions exchanged and they couldn't find where I was.
This is nothing.
But I just, I just remembered, like, yeah, like with women, you really got to like be there for them, right?
You got to support them.
You got to like, like, you got to love them.
And if you want a woman who's a woman woman, then they need help.
They need assistance.
They're a helpmate.
But when it comes to like, you know, things with cars and home improvement and stuff, as a man, don't complain.
They need patience and they need help and assistance.
And that's a good thing.
However, I was just thinking about the fact that that's really how women have been and always are.
And now women have, like, men believe that women are like boss babes and boss bitches, but really women are just helpmates.
And in a good way.
I don't mean in a bad way.
Like, they can do things you can never do.
They can give birth.
They can turn a house into a home, right?
And they can turn, you know, a group of people into a family, a community.
They build the backbone of what's going on in the culture of your household.
These are things a man can't like doesn't do well.
But all these women, but all these women, the reason why everything fucks up when women are in charge, dude, it's because they're not, they weren't designed to be leaders.
And, you know, it's just crazy to me.
We're going to go over something where I made an argument about this.
You know, women that are working, regardless of what they say, they're conservative and whatnot, not working by necessity.
Okay, listen to me.
If you're a woman and you're listening to this or you're married to one and you're working out of necessity, it's survival.
You may not be a feminist.
That's why not all working women are feminists.
You may be working because it's just what you're trying to do to help your family survive.
And there's nothing wrong with a woman doing some work.
Even in Proverbs 31, the woman would, you know, she would weave and whatnot, and women have, you know, shop, side shops, make candles or whatever.
But the idea of women taking these authority roles is not biological.
It is not spiritually consistent.
unidentified
And it turns them into these nasty, nasty people.
elijah schaffer
They're not necessarily hoes or anything.
They're nasty.
And so what they do is, is they don't understand how to lead something.
So a man, do you notice that Disney, when it was most creative, was run by men?
And because people think that, no, it's true.
I watched the documentary on Walt Disney.
He was afraid of three people taking over.
Women, Jews, and communists.
But he figured that if Jews took over, then they would have communists and women.
I was watching the documentary.
So he said if Jews took over Disney, then it would become essentially a, the creativity would get low.
earl gray
Walt Disney now.
unidentified
A Jew.
earl gray
Oh.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
So I guess all three of those things came true.
Correct.
elijah schaffer
It's written by women and Jews now.
michael mendoza
And it's this creativity.
Yeah.
earl gray
Holy yikes.
elijah schaffer
They brushed.
They didn't brush over it.
It was a segment in his recent Imagineering documentary, but they were like, you know, he didn't want the communists and people wanted to talk about the Jews, but you know, he basically just, they did a right-wing thing.
He kept Jews out.
Then communists would come out.
He really was against communism.
So, you know, he tried to stop Jews.
He wrote this whole thing, spoke in front of Congress to stop Jews from getting power.
unidentified
It's kind of crazy that does Walt Disney.
elijah schaffer
That's like the dark side of the dark side of Disney is that it was very anti-Semitic and it was a company built out of keeping white people in the influence and not giving too much power to women and Jews.
earl gray
Was Mickey Mouse anti-Semitic as well?
elijah schaffer
Actually, yeah, if you've seen the original, you've never seen the original cartoon?
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Bring it up.
elijah schaffer
I'll bring them up.
earl gray
Before we do that, that chick, somebody said in the chat, has like super wide eyes.
And there's this new thing in Hollywood that all the actresses have really wide eyes.
They're like Hennahead shocks.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
You noticed that?
michael mendoza
Who's that one girl?
Anya Taylor Joy.
Is he ever watching Queen's Gambit?
Yeah.
earl gray
Well, like, so there's a bunch of them.
They're all shifting to like these wide eyes.
They don't know where they find them.
michael mendoza
They have big eyes.
And then they do that thing.
It's like the buckle or bucle fat removal.
earl gray
Oh, where it's like this?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
And then they have like big eyes.
So they look like very alien.
elijah schaffer
Like, so a couple things.
earl gray
Trans man.
elijah schaffer
So it's not just old stuff.
Back in like the 90s, I think it's late 80s, 90s, this movie by Disney, they had to depict the Kazakh Jews in Russia in the Bolshevik revolutions.
This is not them.
They had to depict the Jews.
So look how they depict the Jews.
This is like the historical story.
Everyone knows that, you know, genetically, we tested the good Russians and they came back as nice mice, right?
They were all nice mice.
And they were like, hey, how should we depict Jews in this story?
Let's make them vicious rats.
This is not a joke.
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
It's like a bullshit big revolution type thing.
So these are the Jews right here.
They make the white Russians the nice mice, and the Jews are like cats and are like vicious.
earl gray
Is that true?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is what they did.
unidentified
I'll scare him away.
elijah schaffer
This movie traumatized me as a kid, but I don't know.
unidentified
This is crazy.
Cats, go away!
elijah schaffer
All right, so I'll stop that for a second.
I have more to show you.
So that's, they decided to take the Kozak, the Bolshevik Jews, and make them disgusting animals.
I'll take that off.
Yeah, Brian.
Take that off.
earl gray
Can you mute?
michael mendoza
Isn't there?
elijah schaffer
I have a rival worth way worse stuff.
michael mendoza
Isn't there a Donald Duck Nazi propaganda?
elijah schaffer
Yes, I'm looking for the video.
I'm going to see if I can find it.
Give me a second here.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I remember that too.
I mean, you know, kind of crazy coincidence that two titans of industry in America, Henry Ford and Walt Disney agreed on the whole thing.
elijah schaffer
Here is when the wolf was acting like somebody who was going to come in and deceive them.
So he's trying to trick the three little people.
earl gray
This guy could just be Italian.
elijah schaffer
He was trying to trick the three little pigs.
And what did he do?
He put on this mask to trick the three little pigs to be a deceiver.
He was trying to be a deceptive.
And that's what they chose for him to be the deceptive guy.
earl gray
Could be Italian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I'll type in Donald Duck.
We got to bring this up.
The Donald Dung anti-picture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I have more, though.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, here it is.
Here, wait, wait, hold on.
Let me get it up here.
All right.
Oh, is this it?
earl gray
What are we looking at?
elijah schaffer
Uh, all right, we'll play this.
unidentified
I don't
elijah schaffer
know, there's a lot of stuff that we could watch.
earl gray
Yeah, Donald Tuck and Nazi.
michael mendoza
That's not even the one that I remember, too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't remember the one.
I got to find it.
michael mendoza
Also, too, like, that um, that one's in color.
And I mean, when did they be anti-yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
There was a pro-Nazi, which is terrible, by the way, absolutely terrible.
There was a program.
There were bad videos that were a pro-Nazi Donald Duck propaganda Nazi film in like the, you know, I'm guessing late 30s, early 40s.
This is real, by the way.
unidentified
Is that actually?
All real stuff.
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
I don't know.
That kind of reminds me of someone else who has a big nose who was reading Mein Konf the other day.
Me?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I was like, I don't know.
michael mendoza
All right.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
We caught this.
michael mendoza
By the way, this is the part that's going to get clipped by our clipper later.
Yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
By the way, reading a couple super chats as we're going here, Spy Guy89 said, headed to my hometown in Ohio to visit family in a week.
Definitely taking my son to Springfield Zoo to see all the wild Haitians.
Oh, shit.
Shouldn't have read that one.
I also, you guys also wrote this here.
Where is this?
Just Chillin247 said, here's some poor man's money to keep you off the streets and save those cheeks.
Thank you.
So the Lija's been clapping them cheeks.
What is up with that?
Every episode telling me I'm clapping cheeks.
michael mendoza
Yeah, has that become like a meme or something on Discord?
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but here we go.
So in the end, by the way, to end the Ubisoft woke thing, okay, to go back to the story in the beginning, here's what it said.
Financial analysts says describes Ubisoft's sales collapse and delaying of Assassin's Creed shadows as total meltdown of stock price collapses.
Financial analysts described Ubisoft's sales collapse as its delaying of the Assassin's Creed shadows, a total meltdown, and the company's stock collapse proves to be true.
Valiant renegade reacted to the news that broke yesterday afternoon in the United States that Ubisoft was not only delaying Assassin's Creed, but that they were reducing their sales expectations for a second quarter by 30%.
They're losing sales by 30% from 500 million euros to 350 million.
On top of that, the company also revised their entire year expectation to around break even.
So they're going to be breaking even.
earl gray
Well, who even plays these games?
Because that's interesting.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because that's what I'm saying.
Everything goes down to movies, quality, because you have, look, I was driving my car and I had this thought.
Can anyone prove to me that as America became less white, that things got better?
Culturally, socially, safety-wise?
We have technology, but it's not better.
earl gray
Thoughts?
Oh, I was thinking something else.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
But in terms of the Ubisoft thing, it just seems like they're marketing towards women more, but also like they've made the game 30 times.
You know what I mean?
Like, they've run out of content.
Who wants to play?
michael mendoza
Part of it is that, yeah, they're trying to market too.
Like, so, because, you know, I used to work in marketing and advertising too.
And I was working on a pitch for a video game.
And then their whole pitch was, oh, well, you know, we want to market this, like, old people and women can play as blah, blah, blah.
So they came out with this big, crazy commercial, like using kind of like sea list celebrities.
And I'm like, okay, here's your issue is that people just don't play these games.
But, you know, since Gamergate, I mean, Gamergate was kind of what kicked off this whole anti-woke thing.
That's kind of what got us to the point that we are right now.
earl gray
I was looking into this the other day because I thought, you know, I didn't think women made up a huge portion of, I mean, the gamers.
michael mendoza
I already know what you're going to say.
earl gray
But they actually are becoming more and more.
I don't know if online games are.
They didn't give a breakdown, but they actually are.
And so it's like if you've got 40% of the market, then you start marketing.
Because the guys would just buy it regardless, but you need a market to those girls.
But if they're 30% or 40% of the, I guess, customers.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
So that's a big deal.
michael mendoza
I have two words for you.
Candy crush.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And maybe that's what it is.
elijah schaffer
Maybe that's what it is.
It's not these games.
This is my point: is that women cannot leave men's spaces alone.
Like, I had decided, like, people always say, like, oh, you hate women.
Well, the answer is yes.
No, I'm kidding.
Hey, that's going to be a clip too, right?
So he's like, oh, you said he hates women.
No, but it's like, I have learned.
I watched an episode of whatever today.
I wasn't watching.
Kez was watching the background with her mom.
And it was Andrew Wilson on.
I won't even say who he was with because some of these people are colleagues and friends, for lack of better words.
And to watch these like anti, it's always these anti-feminist, you know, pro-men's rights people that always become the most feminist over time because women are tribal.
And, you know, men can look, men reset every day so we can look past differences.
Like, ultimately speaking, it's like, okay, you know, whatever.
Like the last game, what do we care about?
Is the game good?
We want to be proud of it.
Do people like it?
We feel like what's good about it.
Even if the process of making it sucked ass, it was tiring.
We were there every day.
It was toxic.
It was fucking, you know, fucking terrible.
If the product is good and everyone likes it, that's enough for a man.
You're like, you forget all about it.
Like you wake up and the reviews are in that the game is amazing and you're going, holy shit.
You forget about all the drama, all the problems in the workplace.
You go, this is, we did it, guys.
Let's go work on the next game.
Women shouldn't couldn't give a shit about what the audience thinks about it.
They go, what was the process like making it?
Did we enjoy going into work every day?
And then in that process, when the audience doesn't like it, what do they say?
It's because you guys are sexist or you guys just don't like black people.
michael mendoza
Yeah, boy.
unidentified
Which we don't.
elijah schaffer
But also, I'm kidding.
No, it's a joke.
But I'm just saying, right?
earl gray
I wouldn't blame women entirely for this.
I think it's just like the corporatization of the games.
They get bought out by bigger studios and then they're trying to like, like, think about it this way.
If it's 30 or 40% of their audience is women, then they're going to market more to that.
Because the men need less marketing.
They all know what Assassin's Credit is or whatever.
So maybe it's just people, it's a money grab, right?
Where they got all these new subscriptions coming out for games.
Every game, every console, you've got like 30%.
elijah schaffer
They're not playing these games, though.
Like, Kez plays like a game.
earl gray
I don't know, but I think they are more and more.
Maybe the younger generations, it's a bigger market.
It's not saying that it's a good thing, but there's a money.
elijah schaffer
I've never met a girl that's into like first player shooters that either A, is only into it, kind of like conservative because they play with their husband and they enjoy it, or B, if they're a single girl, it's always to be pick-me.
It's like, it's like when girls like, I know the music, I don't know the lyrics of this country song.
unidentified
Oh, then you take me down.
elijah schaffer
Like, you don't like country music like that?
You just, you're trying to, you're just trying to be a pick-me.
I see these girls that even have to pool at my complex.
Like, they just try so hard to be seen as cool.
But what ends up happening with that show is that when Andrew Wilson started going hard and making, you know, absolute making sense about women and everything, the anti-feminist conservatives on there start taking the other girls' sides and start becoming like girls.
Like, well, that's your version of Christianity and stuff.
You know, and it's like, like, dude, maybe, that's why I don't find those shows that interesting.
Like, I don't like, I mean, and this is not to talk any crap on any of my friends.
Think about this for a second.
I like going on Fresh and Fit.
I just don't like watching the girls' hours, but I like going on it.
Like, I don't mind being in the room and having some banter with some girls and, you know, going back and forth, but I don't like find entertainment because I don't find girls to be equal opportunity, you know, debaters.
I don't find them to be like, it's like, oh, dude, that stupid slut didn't even know how to answer your comment on Jewish control.
michael mendoza
You're like, yeah, no, she didn't expect it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's a stupid slut.
She's there to suck dick, not to answer your questions about Jewry.
She's there to be a victim of it.
michael mendoza
Yeah, there was one time where someone like where someone literally asked, they were like, do you know what Zionism is?
And they were like, no.
It's like, yeah, why would you expect them to know what this is?
Of course not.
earl gray
Weren't they doing that on purpose?
They said those girls up in a way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I meant like, but I like what Andrew does.
I really like what Andrew does in there.
What I'm saying is, is that I like to go on those shows.
I don't find a lot of fun watching it, but a lot of people do.
I'm just saying that it's because I already, like, I don't argue with women.
I don't argue with blacks.
I don't argue with gays anymore because it's just like in the movement, I've said our movement sucks because it's ruled by a bunch of gays, token minorities, and women.
And all the white guys get demonized in the entire movement when we're the ones who know what we want.
We want to talk about issues.
That being said, I love our audience that Lancelot said, Elijah rolls with a nanner hammock at the pool.
Thank you.
Someone said, Win Fresh.
Win Fresh.
We love Fresh.
michael mendoza
They say W Fresh.
elijah schaffer
We need to have Fresh on the show on Friday.
michael mendoza
I was talking about that.
elijah schaffer
Let's get Fresh on a Friday show.
michael mendoza
I'll be down for that for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think next Thursday.
I think we have Myron on.
Maybe we can get Fresh up here too.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
On Thursday.
We should have Fresh.
michael mendoza
Yeah, sure.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because Myron's supposed to come up next Thursday.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I want to have a long two-hour sit-down interview with Fresh.
Me too.
elijah schaffer
I like him a lot.
michael mendoza
No one really knows anything about him other than what he does in Fresh and Frick.
But no one has really ever done a deep dive into the man, the myth, the legend, Fresh.
I like Walter.
elijah schaffer
Fresh, I like Fresh.
So, you know, like, it's kind of like, you know, when you, with like Tim Poole, it's called Tim Cast IRL.
But I know this is going to be controversial here, but my favorite character is Freshcast IRL.
Well, I like Ian as my favorite character.
michael mendoza
Oh, no, yeah, no, trust me.
elijah schaffer
Like, I am not a big Ian stamp.
michael mendoza
I've been saying that for a long time, and like, I see people in the chat all the time.
And then they're like, oh, Ian, Ian makes this show so terrible.
It's just like, like, I mean, he's the one who really breaks it up.
elijah schaffer
Dude, to me, you have to be like Ian pilled.
I'm going to get back to the Fresh and Fit thing where it's like, because it's like Tim will be like, well, you know, I just think that, you know, we really can see here that Israel is indeed controls America.
America's controlled by Israel and that's the case.
And then Ian goes, you know, I was naked one time in the desert doing ayahuasca and my brain just connected with this Jewish girl and I swear she was controlling my brain of some like telekinetics.
I don't even know, but you're right.
It's like, they've got some mind control.
He comes up with the most based comment ever, but it's like, there was like, oh, it's just dumb drug comments.
You're like, he just said that Jews have mind-altering capabilities to control us.
And that's what you got.
I took for a way, we were watching the same thing.
I had a different conclusion.
You thought he made dumb drug comment.
I thought he made the most based comment ever.
Like, no, I wouldn't even say Jews have mind control.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I would never say that.
It's crazy.
I don't believe it.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
There's been a couple of times.
There was one time where he talked about like fake Jews.
And then, yeah, like he's made a couple of comments before that were like very unintentionally based.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, nobody, and nobody picks up on it.
It's like, oh, it's just some drug comment.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm like, you know, blacks, it's really, I can't even do Reiki with them because, you know, they just give off this aggression, you know?
unidentified
Like, you're like, yeah, like, yeah, I know, I know.
elijah schaffer
I've been there.
No, but I told her, like, fresh is because I feel like sometimes the chat will give him a hard time.
But I feel like when he just like, no one knows what this bitch is talking about.
And he just goes, BBC gang.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, that's like the best response.
That's shit I say.
I'm a big Fresh fan.
I think I win.
I went on that one.
Team Fresh, we win.
unidentified
Hey, Team Fresh?
michael mendoza
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
michael mendoza
Oh, you know what I mean?
I mean, every single day, I'll be texting him and then I'll be like, think about this.
BBC gang, we up.
Anyhow, let's read some chats.
elijah schaffer
It's like the vibe.
It's like the vibe.
It's like my dad, you know how he's got the good vibe.
It's like you're with him.
earl gray
You're like, this guy has got positive vibes.
elijah schaffer
Positive vibes.
Fresh as positive vibes.
So I like it.
Okay, so some things.
Let's talk about some other interesting things.
This is really funny.
So let's talk about fighting back against the woke a little bit.
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Okay, so we're going to go back to fighting the woke.
Welcome back to the show.
We get some confetti.
unidentified
Give me some confetti.
elijah schaffer
So I'm just going to go to the bottom.
Make sure it's like in your line of sight.
Like, make sure the like.
michael mendoza
Well, because I mean, it's, it's better with this hand than this one.
I don't know.
I'm just happy.
elijah schaffer
You have to get used to it.
earl gray
I know it takes a while.
elijah schaffer
I actually just, so the way I do it is I count and I keep like, I keep my hands like this, and I keep like one finger on like shot one, like a thumb here.
And I just like count.
Well, you don't play piano.
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, I play a piano.
You have to count.
You have to count.
So I always, I have dexterity.
I can remember.
You know what they say?
Those who are good at piano are the best at producing.
They've never said that.
They've actually never said that.
They did say that if you are a producer, it's slightly offensive, though, there is five chances that you are going to be involved in some public masturbation.
michael mendoza
Only five?
elijah schaffer
So, all right.
So let's talk about fighting back against the woke.
So we're talking about some woke stuff.
I thought this was really funny.
So remember how they were talking about how Harris and Waltz are not attracting masculine people?
Remember that whole thing?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So now they're saying that Trump, they're getting worried because men are not really buying the whole Waltz Kamala thing.
And instead of claiming that they're sexist for not supporting her, they've said that, you know, Trump is kind of like he's outdated in the fact that he appeals to the retro masculine person, like retro, like old guys who are old school masculine, as if there's not the same kind of masculine for thousands of years.
Listen to this.
MSNBC finally admits this.
unidentified
Particularly at a time, I think, on this campaign where we've got kind of two different views of masculinity.
I mean, I think both women perhaps and I'm sure you've noticed that too, Gene.
There's this kind of alpha retro view of masculinity that we're seeing from the Trump campaign.
And then you've got Tim Walz and Doug Emhalt, who are both professional men, but are in sort of supportive roles of a woman who's the principal candidate.
And how they are, and he said something very interesting.
He said, look, you can't scold people.
You can't tell them you should be more supportive of women and women candidates, and that's going to help everybody.
But he hopes that by leading by example, by talking about the fact that he loves his wife, that you can make space for women to rise to the top and it doesn't diminish your masculinity.
Particularly at a time, I think, on this campaign where we've got kind of two different views of masculinity.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, two different views of masculinity.
I love what's like, dude, I just objectively disagree with female leaders.
I just don't think that that's ideal.
I think that some women may be able to lead organizations or groups in rare situations.
Like you had judges.
I think there's been queens of nations that have had good advisors around them just in history.
Like actual queens, not like gay queens, a queen, but like queens.
But it's saying like this, like, you know, men need to lead by example by what?
By opening up space for women to take charge.
That doesn't make sense because for me, the only excuse for women to be leaders is in a situation where there is no men to lead, right?
So I don't think women are incapable of leadership.
I don't think that they cannot lead, that it's impossible for them to do good.
I think there's plenty of great women leaders, and there's a lot of shitty male leaders.
It's not an all-across-the-board thing.
But, you know, a male leader, you know, is going to be able to make decisions.
I live around women, I see women, and I cannot imagine, like, I was talking to someone today who's saying, like, you know, like a woman leader, Carrie Lake's daughter was attacked.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And they were like, you know, as a woman, like, that's just as a woman leader.
It's going to be so crazy going after her kids or whatever.
You know, like, I don't, yeah, I couldn't see a woman.
This is not a dig.
Like a woman, like, if your kids are getting attacked, you have maternal instincts.
How are you going to govern and make good decisions when that's happening?
If you're a man, you might be able to compartmentalize, realize that maybe you put your kids in a risky situation, maybe you need to bring security, put something up.
But as a woman, things are always personal.
They don't know how to compartmentalize.
So it's like, I don't want to open up space for people who don't know how to compartmentalize to run in positions that require massive compartmentalization.
And then you end up having a country about feelings and sexism and remarks.
And that's all I hear with women in leadership now is, you know, misogyny and sexism.
And I have like British women telling me as an American.
earl gray
I was going to say that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a British.
Oh, so I took your line.
unidentified
British.
earl gray
British.
elijah schaffer
And so then you have women.
Anyway, what'd you notice about the woman?
earl gray
Well, first of all, she's British.
Shut the fuck up.
Get the hell out of this country.
No, but what is she saying?
elijah schaffer
She's like, get the hell out of this country.
earl gray
Get the hell out of this country, mate.
No, but so she's basically saying like these two, Doug Mhoff and Tim Waltz.
You know who that is?
elijah schaffer
Doug Eloff is Kamala's husband.
earl gray
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He makes my skin curl.
He's a freak, but I don't even know if he's real.
But she's saying, I don't know where that came from.
She's saying that these guys are masculine and that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's two different types of masculinity.
There's the retro masculinity from Trump, which is like men who want to be leaders and take control and women, I mean, men who want to leave space for women to lead.
earl gray
Like they sit on the sidelines and that's a masculine.
elijah schaffer
Dude, you're a fucking faggot.
Like you, dude, you are a fucking homo.
If you're like, oh, I want women to lead and open up space for women to lead.
We just live in different worlds, man.
earl gray
And it's also like these two guys are like not masculine at all.
You wouldn't point them out and be like, hey, these are masculine guys.
Like, Trump's pretty masculine.
Yeah, like pull up a picture of these guys.
I mean, also, just like one of the two types of masculine.
One is masculine, one's just not masculine.
michael mendoza
In what world is it masculine to let a woman lead?
That's just like, by all measures of that definition, like that could never be a masculine trait to let a woman lead.
You know, exactly like how Elijah said, when women lead, then they tend to, you know, rule based on emotions or, you know, take everything personally.
I've seen it personally in my own life.
I'm sure a lot of guys watching this have seen the same thing before.
But yeah, they're totally different.
earl gray
Yeah, look.
elijah schaffer
Look, a different type of masculinity.
Check this out.
unidentified
Governor Tim Hall!
Hallelujah!
It's free!
earl gray
This is the real music.
unidentified
Okay, play for real, all right.
Hallelujah.
This is good.
earl gray
I take back what I said.
I take back what I said.
That's extremely masculine.
michael mendoza
It's definitely masculine in so much as that it seems like he just went to the bathroom and then did a couple lines and then came out.
earl gray
He was just geeked out of his mind.
michael mendoza
He was geeked out of his mind.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I bet they could take that off.
earl gray
But it is also a career opportunity for him as well.
You know what I mean?
Like, vice president or whatever.
I don't know.
unidentified
The hell?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
earl gray
I can't even show you.
elijah schaffer
I can't even show that.
His wife is real too.
michael mendoza
You see his wife?
elijah schaffer
His wife is even weirder.
She's masculine.
She's more masculine than him.
unidentified
Bye-bye, Donald Trump.
Yo.
We are turning the pain.
earl gray
He married a man.
michael mendoza
That's mad, baby.
unidentified
52 days in New York.
Turning the page!
50 to Days!
Bye-bye, Donald Trump!
elijah schaffer
It's the eyes.
earl gray
You can see it in the eyes, and they don't have a soul.
elijah schaffer
You know, to me, it's just a turkey.
And this is what they always say.
This is what I love when people say this.
Oh, are you afraid of a woman running?
Yes, but not in the way that you think I'm afraid of.
I am afraid of what modern society is and what it's become when we care up, we let women lead.
It's a sign of judgment on the country.
I've been cited in many right-wing watch-type articles that I said it's a sign of judgment when women lead a country.
And it is a sign of judgment because what it means is that men have lost their role in the society.
There's no longer a patriarchal structure and the society will collapse.
And that's what they want.
So girls don't understand.
They want you to lead because you help accelerate the collapse.
If just men voted, the country would be all Republican or almost all.
And if all the white men voted, it would be like 98% Republican and not even Republican, conservative.
Okay.
Women voting is what makes the country progressive.
They say white women voting.
That's a Jewish psyop.
White women voting.
No, women, white women vote the least liberal of any social group.
And because women, like, I guess they don't understand per capita, like blacks or something.
It's like, yeah, there's more white women voting liberal because there's more white women in the country.
But in terms of the population density, there's the least amount of liberals are women in terms of women voters.
Blacks are like 90%.
Asians are like over 70%, and Hispanics are over 80%.
White women is not the problem.
It's women voting.
It's women.
And who wants women to vote?
Fags.
It's just, it's true, though.
earl gray
Gay guys, huh?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, it's facts.
It's like, you know, I really think women should lead.
Okay, bitch, get the dildo out of your ass.
Like, where do you even come from?
And it's like, people quote me on these things all the time: these anti-woman rants or whatever.
It's not anti-woman.
I'm trying to save the fucking country.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm not against women.
I want women.
I actually want women to be able to walk down the street at night.
I want women to be able to not have to work, to stay home with their kids.
Like, I want women to be able to have a family and be involved in their community and stay close to their mothers and be around, not be fucking working in a fucking pet clinic, voting on shit they don't understand.
Being like, I'm voting for Como because we show the same birthday.
Like, you know, this is the shit you see.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
I wonder if both sides want women to vote because they're easy to manipulate and sway with a menu.
elijah schaffer
No, because women go towards emotional voting, which is left.
earl gray
Yeah, but if it was old dudes, they would hold, they would start killing politicians and hold them to account.
You know what I mean?
Like, dudes would start taking guns out and shooting people.
If there's women mixed in there, even the right-wing women, you know what I mean?
It muddies the water and it's like, all right, let's not, you know what I mean?
Like, it can sway a little bit.
So I would imagine both sides kind of like it.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
No, it tips.
It tips.
If women didn't vote, Republicans would win every election.
So illegals in women is legitimately a favor of left-wing progressivism because women, so progressivism is just, it is just liberalism.
It's just the liberal system that we have.
And what they're doing is, is they're just saying, look, if we continue to invite more and more people to vote, like when men are dumb, they typically don't vote.
This is why more women vote than men.
Okay?
More women, majority, more women vote than men.
And the reason why is because if a man's dumb or he doesn't care, he's because I'm not going to go vote.
Women are told, you've got to vote because you've got to fight for women.
Right?
So the groups that are excluded, white people are not allowed to be tribal.
Men are not allowed to be tribal.
This is straight people are not allowed to be tribal.
And, you know, they call straight people cis now, right?
It's very offensive terms.
You know, I'll fucking snap your neck, you fucking bitch.
Call me that to my face.
But it's like, but it's true.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, and you look at all this stuff with the men not being allowed to collect device.
It's because, look, race aside, men are, even in societies that are male-led, they're more conservative, they're Islamic, or even if they're Arab or whatever, they're still conservative per se, except for the Ukrainian prostitutes that poop on your chest.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
You see a girl in Dubai, she's pooping on her.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
They're pooping on these girls.
They're dropping loads.
michael mendoza
Yeah, human port-a-potties.
elijah schaffer
Human port-a-potties.
They're pooping on the women.
michael mendoza
They're bringing up the women.
They're pooping on them.
elijah schaffer
They're bringing the women.
They're putting bombs in our countries and dropping bombs on the women.
michael mendoza
Imagine just like imagine being born into like a into like a Saudi Arabian like royal family with like billions or trillions of dollars.
And then the first thing that you want to do is poop on organizations.
I don't know which way it goes.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's an example.
Okay, so check this out.
So Olivia Giuliana, this is what's so funny.
Olivia Giuliana, which so Olivia Giuliana is, he's one of the main Democrat activists said, I desperately need people to understand how important Mark Cuban is to not just the Democratic Party, but to the country as a whole.
Him going on podcasts that are watched by primarily young white men and telling the truth about Donald Trump is a big fucking deal, right?
Which, by the way, Mark Cuban, we remember that.
Mark Cuban's last name is not Cuban.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
We don't need to talk.
earl gray
What was it again?
michael mendoza
Like Finkelstein or something?
Not something Jewish.
earl gray
Some shit.
Goldberg.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but so she's saying, like, look, white guys are getting tricked by this billionaire Jewish guy who's telling them to hate Donald Trump.
michael mendoza
Which, by the way, that's not happening at all.
No one watches a Mark Cuban interview.
Again, you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Nobody goes, wow, that was really insightful.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I talked about this last time.
I watched Shark Tank, and that's about it.
And that's only once I'm in hotels because there's nothing else to watch.
But I'm not going to Mark Cuban's right political takes.
elijah schaffer
Last time that you got a hotel last night on the company card, and it said there was a $249 charge for something called PDS for Black Door Sluts 9, Backdoor Sluts 9.
michael mendoza
Bikini Chainsaw.
That must have been the housekeeping.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like $249.
What is Backdoor Sluts 9?
Apparently, you are watching something else.
michael mendoza
It was a four and a half hours.
Miniseries?
I'm going to dispute that charge.
elijah schaffer
$249.
earl gray
Miniseries.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Big tits and micropen is crazy as good.
earl gray
So you're basically saying mock Cuban's not convincing anybody.
elijah schaffer
No, but listen, yeah, yeah.
earl gray
I think that as well.
michael mendoza
She's saying, who is he convincing?
elijah schaffer
Do you know who Olivia Giuliana is?
earl gray
No, no.
michael mendoza
Oh, you're about to find out.
That's Olivia Juliana.
elijah schaffer
This is Olivia Juliana.
Oh, Democrats.
earl gray
She thinks that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's her.
earl gray
Oh, that's good.
michael mendoza
I love how your instinct is to laugh.
Because you should.
These people like the voice of the people.
earl gray
That was unexpected.
I didn't expect to see that kind of thing.
michael mendoza
Could you zoom in even more, actually?
Or does it just be a little bit more like that?
earl gray
I'm not trying to be mean, but.
elijah schaffer
No, you're not.
earl gray
I'm sure her opinions are really good.
michael mendoza
Go ahead, be mainly.
earl gray
I'm sure her opinions are good.
michael mendoza
Oh, they're good already.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but these, like, dude, there's no way our founding fathers or anyone wanted this person to vote.
Like, we have, like, fat, ugly, Hispanic women.
Like, she spoke at the DNC.
This is not just like a random operative.
Like, she's one of the main faces of Gen Z. She's actually one of many faces.
earl gray
She's back in the ocean.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Beached manatees.
I should put this.
We should have made some articles like beached manatees on like sponsorship.
earl gray
Habitat underneath the sea.
Am I right?
unidentified
Under the sea.
Yeah.
Oh.
earl gray
They need to weigh her down so she doesn't float away like a hot eboo.
elijah schaffer
Wasn't she in that little mermaid movie?
michael mendoza
She was a gay and different platform.
earl gray
Like release her in the wild and hunt her like a pig.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I would eat that.
michael mendoza
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Some girls you would eat out.
Some girls you would just eat, right?
And it's like, yo, you want to see some girls?
michael mendoza
Is this a girl that you would take?
Well, if you look at a stereo, she would keep you fed and your family fed for a very long time.
unidentified
I give you that.
elijah schaffer
Haitians are hunting her.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
They're like, she's on the Haitians' most wanted list.
She would feed a Haitian family for an entire year.
That's insane.
Dude, that is crazy.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that crazy?
earl gray
Joe Rogan's trying to hunt her with his bow.
elijah schaffer
Joe Growing.
unidentified
Right?
earl gray
Fraser is a cook up her steak.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's crazy.
earl gray
That's good, though.
elijah schaffer
I love how it could be.
michael mendoza
The gay flag in the, like, it's just like, what's the flag in the background, though?
elijah schaffer
That might be like El Salvador.
So she's like Hispanic, right?
I don't know.
Maybe it's Texas.
Oh, it might be Texas, maybe.
Some sort of Texas flag.
She's Texan.
I love when girls like this are like, I know, I'm Texan.
You go, right, You know, when girls like that say they're Texan, it reminds me of this video is when people are like, you know, this video threw me off here.
It's when it's like, people are like, you know, I'm from Texas, like classic Texan.
michael mendoza
Text us in question.
unidentified
Kitchen Wee?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
This is good, though.
michael mendoza
Dude, all I need to finish off that band is a Japanese guy in the back with a big liquor bottle with the XXX on it.
earl gray
Hey, that reminds me of those Japanese Elvises.
Did you see them dancing and they like get hammered in the mama like that and dance?
So good.
And they're doing such a good job.
michael mendoza
Yeah, there's Japanese cholos.
There's Saudi Arabian Cholos now, too.
elijah schaffer
Listen, I'm going to say this.
I was actually thinking about Asians sometimes integrating too well.
Like some Asians don't integrate well, but some Asians, like, it does throw me off.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Some Asians throw me off.
And I like a lot of Asians.
I like a lot of them.
But some Asians, like, I am a cock Asian, which the only difference between me and other Asians is we have a cock.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's true.
But the, but the joke of this is, is like, yeah, sometimes Asians integrate a little too well.
unidentified
They're like, oh, what's up?
elijah schaffer
My name's Michael.
You're like, I love it.
Like, you ever heard Ian Miles Chong's voice?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Throws me off.
michael mendoza
Talking about this.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever heard Ian Miles Chong's voice?
unidentified
No.
Oh.
earl gray
I haven't even seen a picture.
I don't even know who that is.
elijah schaffer
You know Ian Miles Chong.
michael mendoza
Oh, you know Ian Miles Chong.
Everyone knows Ian Miles Chong.
elijah schaffer
You know who Ian Miles Chong?
michael mendoza
He's actually very, very well spoken.
elijah schaffer
You know who this is?
Ian Miles Chong?
earl gray
No, but he looks badass.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, let me find this real fast.
Okay, so Ian Miles Chong is from Malaysia, and he is Asian, right?
He's not even American.
And whenever he speaks, it throws people off because, well, this guy puts up a lot of videos in a day.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, he does.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
I just saw a video of him earlier today.
There's like 30 other posts.
unidentified
Oh, do you see this video of real, by the way?
elijah schaffer
You see this video of Zelensky and Trump?
michael mendoza
That's 100% real.
elijah schaffer
Yo, that's great.
earl gray
He was intimidated by his height, right?
That's crazy.
Is that how tall he is?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
It's real.
elijah schaffer
That's real.
Take that off.
Take it off.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me find this video of Ian Miles Chung's voice.
Yeah, look, look, here it is.
unidentified
Look.
Look.
earl gray
Who's making these?
michael mendoza
Making them.
They're taking pictures.
elijah schaffer
This is the real picture.
earl gray
That's so good.
Because he is kind of like, in real life, he is done.
elijah schaffer
So here's Ian Miles Chung, right?
michael mendoza
No, dude, Riz God.
earl gray
But he rizzed it up.
elijah schaffer
That's his game.
Dubai, right?
earl gray
Yeah.
I wouldn't know.
michael mendoza
I kept telling him.
earl gray
It looks like Vegas.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So, no, that's a good thing.
michael mendoza
It could be like Bali or something.
elijah schaffer
Take off the Brian Cam.
earl gray
Yeah, definitely not Bali.
elijah schaffer
No, but let me show you a video of him.
So he's from.
Dude, how many videos does this guy put up?
He's just too many.
I miss him when he's posting for him.
earl gray
He, I feel like, if he's got it.
That's his girlfriend?
elijah schaffer
No, he's got someone.
earl gray
He's got some Malaysian Riz.
unidentified
Maybe.
Yeah.
earl gray
We shouldn't even touch him.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying it's crazy when you hear his, what the hell, dude?
michael mendoza
He's one of the more prolific posters on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He's got to have a team doing this.
This is not possible to do this amount of time.
earl gray
Is that all in one day?
elijah schaffer
Yes, all today.
earl gray
Man, he just posts.
michael mendoza
I think he does have a team, though.
I mean, like, most of these like.
elijah schaffer
This is all in the last day.
michael mendoza
Most of these top Twitter posters?
What was it?
What was that?
elijah schaffer
I don't know what's going on.
But I don't know what happened.
earl gray
Most of his top Twitter posters.
michael mendoza
Oh, a bot.
Yeah, maybe.
unidentified
Possibly.
elijah schaffer
No, he doesn't have a bot.
michael mendoza
No, well, because I'm just surprised that I think he's talked about his team before.
I mean, most people who have like a big following on Twitter, it is profitable for them to hire a team of two or three people at least.
elijah schaffer
We literally have a team of like a lot of people who are not going to be a lot of us reposting, right?
Exactly.
earl gray
They just repost it.
michael mendoza
And they'll do a terrible job.
elijah schaffer
What the?
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Myself included.
elijah schaffer
Myself, too.
I'm a terrible host.
We all suck at this show.
earl gray
Not me.
I'm doing pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this is.
Just go to my screen.
This is crazy.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Like, look at all these, look at all these posts.
Like, what the hell is all this stuff?
Like, what even is this?
earl gray
I forgot what we were looking for.
elijah schaffer
I was looking for a video that he posted the other day of himself talking.
michael mendoza
What was he talking about?
earl gray
That's it about him.
elijah schaffer
We're not talking shit.
He's a friend.
michael mendoza
If you just search, like, if he searches.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying his voice throws me off because he's a Malaysian.
Oh, he's from Malaysia.
He's like, actually, he lives in Malaysia and he's like Asian.
michael mendoza
Hello.
unidentified
How are you doing?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's.
unidentified
I like you.
elijah schaffer
Bro, he's friends with you.
That's crazy.
I've just never seen.
This is like posting in two days.
michael mendoza
Still going.
Still going, by the way.
earl gray
We need to fill the dead air here.
elijah schaffer
No, I have a lot to show.
I just wow.
Okay, I can't even find it.
I don't even like, that's just crazy.
Take that off.
michael mendoza
Let's give up.
unidentified
Wow.
Okay.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
That being said, I want to watch a little bit of, well, we'll end this segment with Gorlock's fashion show you can watch this year.
Check this out.
I literally was so thankful.
unidentified
Like, I can't even tell where he's standing right now.
elijah schaffer
I'm just so happy.
unidentified
And, like, I don't need anything else to say.
elijah schaffer
Give him a round of applause.
earl gray
It was just Harris in the fashion show.
elijah schaffer
It's a man.
michael mendoza
That's a man, though.
earl gray
Always a man.
michael mendoza
By the way, so, you know, a lot of people on the right wing have like made fun of Gorlock the destroyer and everything.
But like these people actually sincerely had him at a fashion show.
earl gray
Like they were like, that's a real event that they always get.
michael mendoza
Because I mean, those are part of like liberals, women, whatever, who were actually throwing a sincere fashion show and then trying to include a fat, I think he's Hispanic or something.
earl gray
She's wearing a towel or he was wearing a towel and a bikini.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
What was fashionable about that?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
I mean, other fashion shows are way worse than that, actually.
So, you know.
earl gray
Wearing a trash bag.
I think it's crazy how they get so much weight that they are like eyes start closing.
You know what I mean?
Like they had so much weight on this.
unidentified
It's disgusting.
earl gray
You know, they can barely see.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
All right.
elijah schaffer
That being said, so we know we were talking about how things are collapsing.
Check this out.
So the first ever non-citizen black woman was adducted as a police officer.
And the media, instead of just being like, hey, we're all fucked because, you know, women police officers are a problem to begin with.
But the fact is they're now arming Somalis from Africa that are not even citizens and making them police officers in the U.S. Sounds like a great idea.
Yeah, and guess what the media describes it as?
This is hope for America.
Watch, this is the, dude, oh man, why do white people hate themselves so much?
Like, why do we hate ourselves so much?
Like, I fucking hate cocked out white people so much.
You know, tell me how you really think, Elijah.
I'll tell you how I really think.
Everyone in this video should be arrested.
Watch.
Swore in new officers.
unidentified
And that includes its first ever female Somali officer.
Ben Henry was there and shares what she and other recruits hope to accomplish.
Lots of hope there tonight, Ben.
It's crazy.
earl gray
I like to look at that.
unidentified
It's like the first ever Somali woman officer and permanent resident, which is a non-citizen who's lived in the community since she was a child.
Lindsay, you said it.
One word that was used a lot tonight, hope.
Mayor Jacob Frey says he sees and feels the department building back up, not just in numbers, but in culture.
The department now has 23 more officers.
That includes 11 recruits and 12 lateral officers.
Those are people joining MPD from other agencies.
Some have more than a decade of experience.
This is, by the way, where George Floyd was killed.
elijah schaffer
This is where George Floyd was killed.
This is the Minneapolis Police Department.
unidentified
I know that I have a sacred obligation.
michael mendoza
I'm surprised white people are still signing up.
I wouldn't want to get Derek Show.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to give you it tonight, but I will do everything.
White people hate themselves.
No white people should be serving on that department.
Everyone should quit.
earl gray
There's a lot of women out there.
unidentified
And permanent resident officer Leslie Farah.
Vera is a non-citizen.
And Chief Brian O'Hara says she was able to join the force due to a recent law change.
The two reflected on a big night and new career.
I didn't see anybody that really looked like me, Latina.
elijah schaffer
See, this is why women can't be in shit.
You can't fucking give these women any authority.
It's like, I didn't see one that looked at me.
You're a fucking police officer.
Okay?
You know what you look like?
A pig to most people.
Honestly.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Gosh, I hate, fucking hate these people so much.
I'm so blackpilled tonight on this stuff.
I started out laughing.
I hate this.
earl gray
But she's trying to be like a role model.
I think that's what she's saying.
elijah schaffer
We have a fat Mexican woman and a fat black woman joining the, that's like from Somalia.
earl gray
Oh, aspiring to some people.
michael mendoza
Also, too, like.
elijah schaffer
To who, like, competitors, taco competitors, taco eating competitors.
michael mendoza
I love how the Somalia is so, like, so, so traditional with the, you know, the Muslim culture that they wear a head covering, but then they go into a very masculine role, like being a police officer.
Like, why even wear the head covering at that point?
Like, what's what's the point?
I don't get it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, you're not even feminine.
unidentified
I didn't see that.
And I was like, I want to be like them.
And I want to have that face for my people that look like me.
This is what I wanted to do.
earl gray
Kind of good, though.
unidentified
And it was very challenging.
That's why I'm here.
And I want to be that somebody that to be a role model.
elijah schaffer
Why do all of these people want to be role models?
Be a fucking good police officer.
No one says, hey, you know, I've really trained in marksmanship and I have never done drugs and I've always cared about following the law and I really want to uphold the law and my community and I care about, I've had go back generations and I want to keep law and order and I see things.
It's like, I just want young girls to look at me and be like me and put on a headscarf.
earl gray
She's going to kill the next George Floyd.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I hope she does.
unidentified
I hope she kills me.
elijah schaffer
I hope she puts a knee on my neck so I don't have to fucking watch these videos ever again.
michael mendoza
Also, also, she has like these like big, like doughy eyes and then with the lashes and braces.
And then she has like the voice of like a 13-year-old.
No one's going to take her.
Yeah, no one's going to speak her theory.
unidentified
Stop in the name of the law.
elijah schaffer
Inshallah.
Get on the ground.
I'm going to shoot you.
Inshallah, my brother, mashallah.
Please get on the ground.
earl gray
No, I was just going to say, all cops should wear makeup like her.
Wouldn't that be sad?
elijah schaffer
Everyone should just be scared.
And do the lashes and die.
michael mendoza
Also, it's such a slap in the face, too, that they start off the police officer induction ceremony with bagpipes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, nothing's more Scottish.
Dude, America has no, it's like Australian.
No identity.
Dude, there's just, this is not going to end well.
It's not even going well.
It's currently not going well.
It's just so ridiculous at this point.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
I just want all cops to wear makeup and fake eyelashes.
That would be good.
It would be less intimidating when they pull you over.
elijah schaffer
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
I just, I'm so sick of this.
I'm so sick.
Are you enjoying yourself, Anon?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Are you enjoying yourself?
michael mendoza
If only you knew how bad things really are.
elijah schaffer
If only you knew how bad they were.
I want to talk to you guys about something pretty important here for a second.
So let me talk to you guys about something.
Let me talk to you guys about something really important.
So I don't know if you guys saw this, but there was a whore on campus as an Arizona college student is randomly stabbed.
Should bring that back up.
Let's try it one more time.
unidentified
What?
earl gray
This is whole.
elijah schaffer
Brianna, yeah, that's good.
All right.
So there was a whore on campus as an Arizona college student is randomly stabbed by a classmate who thought she was an easy target.
So this lady, Shaniqua, her name was like Shanakwa Badanka, stabbed this pretty girl because she said she was an easy target.
Now take that off for a second.
What's funny is, I don't know if you guys saw Kez is going to go see the new movie, Am I Racist from Matt Walsh out?
It's in theaters now.
They're going to be seeing it tomorrow.
But ASU, the stabbing just happened at Arizona State University, was in that movie.
And the black students were actually complaining that it was white students that made them unsafe in the school.
But we just found out today that white people are randomly getting stabbed by the black students.
Check out this clip.
You can't make this up.
unidentified
Watch.
What's up with white people?
Where do we stick?
Let me reframe the question a little bit.
What's wrong with white people?
A lot of it has to do with cognitive dissidence, which allows white people to feel okay about what happened.
There was actually a lot of studies on Nazi doctors and how they were able to live with themselves.
And it's not that much different than white Americans or white people around the world, right?
It's this splitting of the self.
And so you have this part of you that knows that they did wrong, the shadow self, and that you have to split that.
And you have the other self that's like, oh, I didn't do anything wrong.
Racism, why are you blaming me for what my ancestors did?
It's not my fault.
Is racism inherent to whiteness?
I would say so.
I would say that we need to abolish whiteness.
It's always been rooted in othering the other people fit.
elijah schaffer
So this young boy basically says, this is a they-them kind of boy, you know, a 2024 boy.
It's like, you know, the problem at ASU, they wanted to kick white students out of the student union because they said their skin color made blacks unsafe.
This just got released a couple days ago that ASU doesn't want white people in black spaces because it makes them unsafe.
How about this?
How about going back here?
Yet they're going out on the same campus and black person stabbed a white girl for the simply because she was white.
So who's really the racist here?
Is it my skin color that's a threat to you?
Or is it the fact that maybe we just want to live in an environment where we're not stabbed?
It's called fatigue.
You know, if you want to say we're racist, that's fine, but we also have black fatigue.
That's a real thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do you ever feel that?
michael mendoza
100%.
Well, I mean, I'm from Chicago.
So, I mean, you wouldn't have to tell me twice about how that goes because I mean, especially where I was living last in Chicago.
So, a lot of those teen takeovers, as they would call them, would usually happen near Millennium Park or what's called the South Loop of Chicago.
I mean, literally, it was just hundreds of black kids all coming from the south side, which by the way, I mean, you can hop on the red line train, which just goes north and south and then goes straight up to the more populated areas of Chicago and then fight.
They shoot fireworks off.
Sometimes they shoot guns off.
And it's funny because they always say stuff like teen takeovers.
Once you hear teen takeover devoid of context, I mean, what do you think of like a Disney Channel concert with like Miley Cyrus, like Hannah Montana or something?
earl gray
Like high school musical type thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Like Zach Efron shows up and like plays guitar and they all go surfing afterwards.
Teen takeover, right?
No, it's actually a bunch of black kids doing galaxy gas and shooting each other.
So yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that sounds epic to be completely honest.
earl gray
That's pretty crazy.
So they stabbed that white girl to death.
elijah schaffer
Well, they just stabbed her today.
They just randomly stabbed her.
earl gray
She's not dead.
elijah schaffer
But on that campus, the black student union was complaining that white people like eating lunch in their space was making them feel unsafe.
You know why we feel unsafe?
Because you guys shoot us and stab us.
I feel unsafe because we're like physically unsafe in black environments.
I felt scared in Miami.
I've been, you know what?
I've been in too, I've been around, I've been in too many good neighborhoods.
I was in Australia for too long, and now I live in a good neighborhood now that I forgot what it's like to feel like you're in danger.
And honestly, I didn't know if the car wasn't yet broken into.
Like, I was at that level.
earl gray
I've been in war zones and I felt unsafe in Miami.
I felt safer in Afghanistan.
michael mendoza
Did you go to Afghanistan?
earl gray
Yeah, I was.
I visited there for a period of time.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
unidentified
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is the Bochy Bossy?
earl gray
There's no black people in Afghanistan.
How about them?
michael mendoza
What'd you say?
elijah schaffer
He was investigating the Bocce Bossy.
michael mendoza
Oh, oh, I know what that is.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I was like, wait, what is that?
I unfortunately know what that is.
Do you not know what that is?
earl gray
No, and I don't think I want to know.
elijah schaffer
Next time I want to know.
michael mendoza
I don't want to know, but it's way worse than anything that we've talked about on this show so far.
Or probably ever.
I think it's probably the worst thing that we could talk about.
earl gray
But that's raw.
Isn't that kind of like the stages of ego where they're like, I don't even know what I'm talking about, but that lady that we watched on the Matt Walsh thing, right?
Where she was saying that whiteness is inherently bad or blah, blah, blah, whatever.
It's like these she was saying like white people are able to compot mentalize stuff and separate things and whatever and move on from stuff, whereas they're not.
You know what I mean?
It seems like there's levels of ego or that level of, I don't want to even say IQ, but something like that, 100%.
Where you can move on from something and separate yourself from these deeds of the past or whatever.
But for them, it's like this unforgiveness and they can never get past this stuff.
And it always has to be repeated through every single generation, which is, it's just wild.
Yeah.
Maybe it's more like white people are forgiving or they're ready to move on or they're able to separate themselves from the past.
michael mendoza
You know what?
earl gray
That's a good thing.
michael mendoza
Hold that thought because I think that I have something that's going to change your mind.
unidentified
Okay.
okay
Oh!
michael mendoza
She hit a ring light when she did that?
earl gray
Well, you gotta.
It's still gone.
michael mendoza
Oh, it's still going, all right.
unidentified
Oh!
Oh, man.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Okay, of course.
And this gets back to the daggering thing, remember?
earl gray
Is that a daggering?
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's like a certain kind of dance.
So does that change your mind, huh?
You want to take back some of the stuff you were saying?
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't say that.
michael mendoza
Mr. Earl Gray, if that's your real name.
earl gray
Yeah, I was just saying it's interesting how they framed it, but after I saw that, I'm like, nah, this is good.
And also very impressive how being her size and her weight, she was able to jump in the air and then land in the splits.
michael mendoza
Honestly.
earl gray
And do that continually.
That's just like crazy.
elijah schaffer
What the hell?
Let me see something play on it.
earl gray
We got technical issues here.
unidentified
Oh.
michael mendoza
Oh, whoa.
earl gray
Turn that off.
That's too bad.
elijah schaffer
Turn the light off.
Turn those lights down.
I didn't realize that.
earl gray
Her being able to do that kind of stuff in the shape that she is is kind of impressive.
elijah schaffer
See this?
earl gray
I have to, you have to admit, that's kind of impressive.
I'm honestly ashamed banging around on the stage.
michael mendoza
She's way more flexible than me, actually.
unidentified
So, you know, can you jump in the air and then land and I don't do that, and it's not a male thing.
elijah schaffer
I don't have like hips that can separate.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
Some guys can do that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's some guys can do a lot of crazy shit.
I've seen crazy things in my life.
michael mendoza
I've seen some things.
elijah schaffer
I've seen some things in my life.
Fascinating behavior, Jane Goodall.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Fascinating behavior.
What is this species of animal?
It is crazy.
You can take that off.
Hey, take it off.
Brian Kim, take it off.
Someone said, I'm personally quite fatigued by the content of their character.
You know, we'll never stop laughing at this stuff, though, because it is funny.
That is crazy.
That is just crazy.
What is this?
michael mendoza
Oh, this is the eternal battle between the Shaniquas and the Chads.
It's the top names of, I think, most liberal voters versus most conservative voters, I think.
If you go back to the tweet.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is most leaning names left.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
24 and under is Lamani, Nia, Ashanti, Fatima, Ayana, Imani, Nia, Shaniqua, 35 to 45, Tamika, Said, Latoya, LaShonda, Latoya, Tamika, Lashonda, Lakeisha.
michael mendoza
Do you remember that one song, Freakalek, by P.D. Pablo?
elijah schaffer
It's like it's I didn't grow up in a Hispanic family, sir.
michael mendoza
Well, this is a black thing, actually.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I didn't grow up around too many black samples.
Some blacks.
michael mendoza
It sounds like the names that were rattled off or listed off in that song, actually.
elijah schaffer
So these are left-leaning names of the most common in voters.
Yeah.
So 24 and under is Malik, Jalen, Jalen, Darius, Javon, DeAndre, Shaquil, Jermaine, Demetrius, McComed.
Okay, so let's see the right-leaning.
earl gray
Is there any white names in there that you would say is white names?
michael mendoza
No, that's why it's left-leaning.
But yeah, no, I don't think there was one actually.
elijah schaffer
Look at the names: Brock, Colton, Dalton, Lane, Brayden, Tanner, Clint, Heath, Scotty, Brent, Randall, Doyle, Rex, Marlon, Tamara, Seb, Jolene, Christy, Mandy, Carly, Ashlyn, Allie, Kylie, Rebecca, Ginger, Leanne, Irina.
Yeah, it looks like there might be a depth.
Maybe demographics do matter.
I love a like Gunther Eagleman, you know, like, like, you know, we're anti-Nazi, we're anti-racist.
I just love the fact that they'll look at something like this and be like, race, I don't see race, race has nothing to do with any of this.
And it's like, well, you know, race has to do with literally everything.
And every other race realizes that.
Everybody, literally, every race is acknowledging that except for white people.
I don't know if Gunther Eagleman's even white, right?
michael mendoza
Well, I was going to ask a specific question about where Gunther Eagle is.
elijah schaffer
Because Eagleman's not a white name, right?
michael mendoza
I don't know anything about him.
Yeah, Eagle.
earl gray
What's your guess, Mark?
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I mean, Gunther.
Gunther doesn't sound like Gunther's like Germany.
elijah schaffer
That was my dog.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's probably.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
My dog was named Gunther.
earl gray
Eagle with the man at the end.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I don't know.
No idea.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
But I'm going to say, like, I just, the boomers, like, our site is so gay.
It sucks.
But anyway, I digress.
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
It's always like, but I digress.
All right.
I'll look at a couple more things and then we'll close out for today.
I want to remind you guys there's floods going on in the waters right here.
And I was warning people: a couple people were eaten recently during some flooding.
And this is a reminder to not wade into stormwater.
unidentified
Check this out Oof, look at that I like that guy.
elijah schaffer
Such a Florida guy.
Whoa.
Yeah, there's gators in the water and they eat people apparently.
So that's actually a real statement.
That's a real story.
michael mendoza
I was, yeah.
I was driving around earlier and I saw like a gang of like a dozen iguanas crossing the street, which is just like, you know, I'm still getting used to being in Florida and then there were just like wild lizards walking around everywhere.
elijah schaffer
And they start shooting people too.
They're like the black lizards and they get shades.
Yeah, they start shooting people.
michael mendoza
I mean, squirrels and rabbits, that's one thing.
But then it's just like these like little tiny dragons that are just like walking around.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Did you see Tampa?
michael mendoza
No, I haven't seen it yet.
unidentified
No.
earl gray
Tampa's on the water, huh?
michael mendoza
Looks like they're having fun, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's more fun than what we're having here.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is that like tactical army or is that just like rescuers?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
I can't tell.
elijah schaffer
It's like Ukraine.
It's the Ukraine army.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
I don't know why.
It's funny to me.
It's the Ukraine army.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Take that off.
Take off the Brian.
Take out the Brian.
It's the Brian Kim's breeches, just the shirt.
I mean, it's just this.
I just want to say this.
So there was one more video of Florida.
I want to play this video for you guys.
This was a Florida after the flood check this out.
michael mendoza
I saw this.
elijah schaffer
No, that's actually just Israel bombing Lebanon to start World War III.
michael mendoza
Delray Beach.
elijah schaffer
Yes, Delray Beach.
Honestly, that's what Delray Beach would look like if there was one terrorist there.
It's worth killing hundreds and hundreds of civilians.
You know what?
It's worth blowing babies out of their cribs if you can just get one terrorist.
earl gray
They're hiding in hospitals and under school buses.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's crazy.
Like, they're just putting rockets in schools.
And, you know, we have to show you proof of the rockets in their homes.
We have this 3D rendered AI digital rendering that shows you that they don't have any of the look.
We have this piece of the metal.
I go, dude, I believe that a plane crashed in the Pentagon more than I believe your fucking bullshit.
michael mendoza
Have you ever seen when Netanyahu was trying to convince the people at the UN to intervene in Iran?
It must have been the early 2000s, but he seriously came out with a wall.
He came out with like a wall of CDs behind him.
It's kind of like how like back in the day, once you'd get those like AOL-free trial CDs, he's had this big wall of CDs behind him.
And he's like, I'm here.
We have all of Iran's plans to enrich uranium and make a nuclear bomb.
It's like, and like no one was ever able to look into the CDs.
So it's just like they, you know, and that's kind of the chutzpah, as they would say.
Like, you know, they're not expecting you to actually look into it.
They're just expecting you to believe it because they're the bigger things so outrageous and so like graphic.
earl gray
If you do, is that what hutzpa means?
michael mendoza
Yep.
earl gray
If you question it, then you're effed up.
You know what I mean?
Like it's a crazy thing to be like, oh, didn't that actually happen?
elijah schaffer
Don't we actually go to that real fast?
Anyway, it makes me laugh here.
Look, listen to this.
unidentified
CDs.
earl gray
What is he?
A DJ or something?
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, this was like 20 years ago.
So, I mean, people were using CDs now.
Look at this.
Oh, we have all the data here or whatever, but.
elijah schaffer
You see this?
So I posted this.
I said, okay, so 200, they said they took out a terrorist.
I go, and 200 civilians dropping a bunker buster to wipe out an entire complex is wild since apparently they can precisely target pagers.
Civilians don't matter to Israel because they don't believe in human rights.
earl gray
It's actually true.
elijah schaffer
Backwards Nation, Sick Leadership, Cancerous Impact on America.
And I love the boomer.
When did you become so anti-Semitic?
Where I said this, I go, me condemn sloppy bombings that kill hundreds of civilians.
Boomer brain rot.
When did you become so anti-Semitic?
I love it whenever you condemn murdering civilians.
unidentified
They always go, so you're an anti-Semite, huh?
elijah schaffer
And you go, well, that's kind of telling.
If every time I'm talking about maybe just not murdering children, I'm against the Jews.
For people that base their entire victimhood status off of being targeted for systematic killing, they seem to really be fucking bloodthirsty vermin.
Like, like, genuinely, these are the most bloodthirsty rats I've ever seen in my life.
And the weird part is the sick enjoyment they get about it.
Look, the U.S. committed a lot of war crimes, and I think we're universally going to condemn them as well.
But the point of that I find weird is when you see the Jews on social media, they celebrate this.
They're like, I'm not joking.
This is very common.
It's like, oh, I got another terrorist, a couple more terrorists.
There's no such thing as a non-terrorist Lebanese person.
michael mendoza
Go into our DM thread and then play the video that I just sent you because I just saw this.
elijah schaffer
This is a dick pic.
I don't like to say that.
Stop saying this.
michael mendoza
No, that's on signal because it's encrypted.
elijah schaffer
Stop saying these to me on the show.
michael mendoza
But yeah, this is, yeah, this is how they react to it.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Is this really what I'm celebrating?
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Wait, from the vomit.
Yeah, a vomit.
michael mendoza
Well, so basically, the translation is something about the bomb tank drop.
elijah schaffer
Hezbollah.
unidentified
Yeah, Mishala.
elijah schaffer
Like, oh, they sent him to be with God or something like that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, something like that.
elijah schaffer
They have like parties and go to clubs and pop bottles over like, it's like fucking animalistic shit.
It's like, I'm not going to support this.
Like, look, if you're just a Jewish person or whatever, I don't care.
Do whatever you want.
But, you know, this sort of like cohesion of celebrating the murder, it's very inhumane.
I don't like it.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, it's like, dude, it's funny.
I'm having to defend.
I'm not going to defend myself for not wanting to blow up babies.
It's like, oh, I love this one.
So you're one of those bad guys, huh?
The guys that thinks that we shouldn't be killing babies, huh?
You must be a Holocaust guy, huh?
You're like, what the hell are you?
I'm the one against murdering people and I'm the bad guy.
Fuck you, you stupid fucking cunt.
michael mendoza
Ironically, that's what they called me in the Holocaust guy, actually.
earl gray
You're the Holocaust guy?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I am the Holocaust guy.
unidentified
Have you ever been to one of the tragedy museums?
elijah schaffer
I did.
I have.
michael mendoza
Yeah, in D.C. I was one once, actually.
earl gray
This one I did.
I went everywhere.
elijah schaffer
I went everywhere.
I went to the one everywhere.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
I've been to every single Holocaust museum.
michael mendoza
We should do a company trip.
We just do a road trip across America and go to all of them.
earl gray
Every tragedy museum?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And the Black Holocaust Museum.
They have one called the Black Holocaust Museum that covers the blacks that are killed in it.
earl gray
What about the Ukrainian Holocaust Museum?
elijah schaffer
The Holocaust?
Yeah.
We don't talk about that.
Those are Christians, buddy.
earl gray
But you made a good point before that I was thinking about.
It's like if they can pinpoint them with pages or their cell phones or whatever, then they got to nuke an entire building and be like, oh, they were on the ground.
We got them.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you could pinpoint the guys specifically, that is a good point, I think.
Like, why not do that more and stop nuking entire people?
elijah schaffer
Well, exactly.
And also, so I ended up getting in a lot of trouble.
I had this idea to try to bring some joy to people to try to turn the Holocaust around, right?
Because a lot of people were thinking the Holocaust was a bad event.
And what do people love?
No, no, no, it's not.
unidentified
It's not.
elijah schaffer
But I wanted to bring some joy.
I wanted, I'm the Holocaust guy, and then I wanted to bring some joy.
So I thought, what do people like?
unidentified
People are like, is it a boom or a doom?
elijah schaffer
People like talking about the Holocaust and they like emojis, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So we were going to combine them together and create a theme park called the Lolocost, where it was making laugh out loud cost.
But here's the key thing: the reason why it was good is because the cost wasn't spelled like C-A-U-S-T, it was C-O-S-T, and every dollar that was spent was donated towards traumatic museums and helping pay for kids as young as three years old watch live footage of the execution and shootings of poor Jewish people in Poland.
So one of the main reasons we were going to try to fund and see if we can get into preschools, we could get showings of mass graves, naked adults dying in pits of graves.
So what I was thinking of is like, we're only showing it to like first graders, you know?
And it's like six is an interesting age, you know, six is an interesting age.
Before the age of the people, you know, some kids are not even yet potty trained yet.
Some kids still wetting their bed, and it's a good time to start showing mass graves, murders, talk about genocide of a specific type of people.
But I thought, you know, my son today came up and he said, Dad, Daddy, he asked me about tragedy museums.
unidentified
Why don't we get to see the tragedy museums?
I'm just trying to eat my ranked date ball, and I would really, really like to see some mass graves of dead people in World War II.
elijah schaffer
I thought, you know what?
unidentified
Why were we so mean to those Jews?
elijah schaffer
No, but we weren't good at them.
earl gray
No, he doesn't.
elijah schaffer
He wants to see the videos of it.
So I'm saying we have to show kids as young as two years old videos of dead naked adults.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Blasted, heads from Banda Brothers.
earl gray
Correct.
elijah schaffer
So we need to show them more Holocaust imagery.
So the Lolocost was essentially creating this new thing where if you typed the word lol to 1488 to the number, if you typed in the word lol to for which is, by the way, the price of my pillow, not to be related to anything anti-Semitic.
It's the price of my pillow.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They're 1488 now.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
You could get imagery sent right to your children's iPad of mass graves and people blown up because I think that the best way to prevent history from repeating itself is showing kids graphic images of death and gore of only one type though, specifically of this event.
So I just wanted to create a park where you go in there and you can send in a text message and you can show gore to children.
unidentified
What are the rides called?
michael mendoza
Investors, mike at slightlyoffensive.com.
Hit me up.
We are now opening our seed round.
earl gray
This is going to be value that popped out.
This is going to be a hit.
elijah schaffer
It's going to be a boom.
unidentified
Is it a boom?
michael mendoza
We should get back on the soundboard, by the way.
I don't know why we don't have the Costco guys with the soundboard yet.
earl gray
You know what I love seeing?
michael mendoza
What's that?
elijah schaffer
I love seeing.
earl gray
No, I love seeing V-Rays on.
No.
No, no, no.
unidentified
I love seeing videos of the clip he pulls out.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah.
earl gray
Russians getting blown up on Twitter.
Yeah, yeah, I love seeing people push that and then laugh about it.
elijah schaffer
I like watching Indians die as well.
Yeah.
Revenge of the Sis said, have a good word.
Have a good show, my N-word.
They said that they were in the super chats, by the way.
michael mendoza
Yo, what's up?
elijah schaffer
Well, they're not here.
They left.
So have a good show, my N-Word.
michael mendoza
I hope you guys enjoyed it.
elijah schaffer
You guys should subscribe to them.
earl gray
Yeah, let's show more violence to each other and sick shit to young children.
I like that.
elijah schaffer
What do you guys think about my idea of making an amusement park where you can get in and the part of the museum park is you show gore to kids?
That's sick, huh?
earl gray
That's kind of good.
elijah schaffer
Because that sucks that you usually have to wait until first grade in school to learn about genocide.
earl gray
Get it in early.
elijah schaffer
We got to get the kids into the genocide early.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Anyway, we'll end on that.
I wanted to end on a positive note tonight.
So I thought that was a good.
Someone said Walmart problems, Walmart solutions.
Someone said, can I get the link?
Yeah, that's so great.
That's actually true.
Someone actually said that is totally the MyPillow Price.
I'm not joking.
That's actually the MyPillow Price, $14.
michael mendoza
No, I know.
Oh, trust me, I know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Anyhow, chats?
elijah schaffer
Who approved that?
All right, looking at some of these here, a couple of you guys who were here.
What's up?
Said, I know 6 a.m.
I'm not crazy.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
$6 million?
Hmm.
Okay.
Max XRP said, gore for kids.
It's true.
We should send more gore.
Let me go to the see if there's any here in locals.
Shout out to you guys and locals.
Oh, we do have a few in the weirdos.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Lola coasters, masturbating machine balloon popping, baby skeet shooting.
Hell yeah.
Someone said, oh, yeah, we should also give the alcohol to the kids.
We should give them alcohol.
That's a good idea.
Oh, someone said, someone sent this in.
I don't, that's funny.
That's not funny.
I like Ian.
What the hell?
What the hell?
michael mendoza
I don't know if that was.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Ubisoft should bring back Splinter Cell and not make it gay.
They've got a lot of great IPs.
They should make games great again.
They're making gays great again, actually.
earl gray
They want Lev Shriba to be the voice.
Leb Schreiber or whatever.
michael mendoza
I know the name.
earl gray
Am I saying that right?
You're going to be the voice of Tom Clancy or whatever.
michael mendoza
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is also interesting, too.
I want to show you guys something interesting here.
So, babies were being baptized in Africa in sewage water.
unidentified
I guess they're not supposed to swing babies that young when they don't have their shoulder sockets fully developed.
Also, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You grew up around this, right?
How was that?
earl gray
I don't see any problem with that at all.
michael mendoza
Yeah, plot twist, that was actually a crystal clear spring.
elijah schaffer
That was Springfield.
That was the spring in Springfield.
earl gray
And how do they know it's sewage water?
It doesn't look that sewagey.
Because there's no clear.
elijah schaffer
Because there's literally on sewage.
That's considered sneaky and waste trash.
earl gray
That's in every river in Africa.
That's literally every street in Africa looks seafood.
michael mendoza
You know what?
I think that the black from the baby was just getting off or getting off in the water, just rubbing off the babies.
elijah schaffer
We should have never gave them single-use plastic.
earl gray
This is how every road and every river looks in Africa because they don't have bins anywhere.
And they also have this idea just to throw trash on the street.
unidentified
So that's the thing.
earl gray
They do that here too, by the way.
elijah schaffer
That's just how they do in our cities.
It's like the same thing.
It's like at home.
Yeah, they do that here, too.
earl gray
Oh, I thought you get fined for that kind of stuff.
elijah schaffer
Oh, they don't.
michael mendoza
They're not a proper country.
elijah schaffer
This is not a proper country.
You might get fined for that.
michael mendoza
We used to be a proper country.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but we're not anymore.
We're not anymore.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
What do you say?
Anything else?
You think we should end up with the show?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I think so.
elijah schaffer
Okay, that's just a reminder to you guys that I was on the Twins pod.
That just came out today.
You can put this up here.
We watched the beginning.
I was on the Twins pod.
michael mendoza
Man, that shit crazy, bro.
elijah schaffer
This was the intro.
unidentified
We got a lot of shit for you.
How's it going, brother?
elijah schaffer
There's been a lot of money going around right-wing politics.
A lot of money.
And like, I don't understand where it's coming from and stuff.
You know, I just got a Maserati, but not one of the cheap ones that black people drive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got one of the good ones.
I just want to say it.
Life has never been better, man.
unidentified
I'm kind of pissed because they ain't give me no money.
Like, why y'all just give the money to the white folks?
And here you go.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
5% of Haiti's entire population has been relocated to the United States.
unidentified
I did not know that.
elijah schaffer
5%, which is about probably their average standardized test scores, too, when they're in school.
So we're talking about, I mean, their IQ is 67.
You can really define who's woke by who's trying to attack you for being a morally bad human being rather than attack your ideas or prove you're wrong.
You can't be retarded, you know?
I mean, like, and I am, but you know, but like, there's levels of it.
Look, you can hate white people, but they built pretty damn amazing places to live.
unidentified
I don't think you should be able to hate white people.
I wouldn't be here.
elijah schaffer
You're right.
unidentified
White people left.
I would leave with them.
We're also white.
I wear a blonde wig.
I would get a 1576 tattoo right across my face.
elijah schaffer
Back in the 1950s, like less than 10% of high schoolers had experienced a depressive episode.
Now it's over 90%.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
People are unhappy because there's no collective identity.
And when you don't have identity, you don't have direction.
When you don't have direction, then you get no motivation.
When you have no motivation, you become susceptible and open to indoctrination.
And when you're indoctrinated, you begin to take on identities that are outside of your design and outside of the parameters to which you were designed to comprehend.
Let's cut the bullshit.
Okay.
You can criticize Israel.
You can criticize the Zionist manifesto.
You can care more about America first and our manifest destiny and our God-given rights than you do about another country.
And you're not a hateful person.
You're just a patriot, okay?
unidentified
I'm a fan of it.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
unidentified
I was just misunderstood, though.
Yeah, totally fancy.
And if you're my shows, if I offend any Jewish people, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry.
Yeah, me too.
I am sorry.
elijah schaffer
I'd like to formally apologize to all the Jews out there.
I didn't even know I said that.
I'm retarded.
unidentified
You got a lot, bro.
I think he's a white supremacist.
Yeah.
But before we get to him, we've got to do it.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that they said that?
unidentified
Prices of everything.
No, that's right.
earl gray
No, that was requested.
michael mendoza
I was getting a little bit of a bad idea.
elijah schaffer
I got no idea.
unidentified
Yeah, get out.
elijah schaffer
Get out of here.
Anyway, all right.
I didn't even know.
That's so good.
michael mendoza
I love how they put the like Sigma male music over your clip, too.
It's actually very, very telling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was good.
So it's good to go watch that.
That's absolutely hilarious.
Make sure you see that.
Anyway, shout out to my guest today, Earl Gray.
Where can they find you and follow you?
earl gray
You can find me at elgray.com, where I sell a bunch of different products.
And then you can find me at elgray at linkedin.com.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can find me at earlgray.com.
I got a newest, newest member.
I have a profile in there.
You can find me everywhere, Instagram, X, whatever, at Elijah Schaefer.
You can also find Slightly Offensive all over the place.
Make sure you sign up at censored.tv.
Give a good pitch for censor.tv and tell them where to find you.
michael mendoza
Censored TV.
Sign up with promo code Offensive.
Again, that's Mike Mendoza, JPG from the Mike Mendoza show on the Mike Mendoza Network.
Also, like I said earlier, hey, Surge from Timcast.
I'm the switcher now, okay?
So that's pretty much it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and nobody switches up more than that wolf who put on that mask and that you know Disney cartoon to deceive everybody.
Anyway, thank you so much again for watching.
We'll see you guys on Monday next week at 7 p.m. Eastern time or whenever we start, which is not at 7 p.m.
We should really figure out how to do that again at 7 p.m.
We got to get that.
We got to get that started.
We'll see you there.
Anyway, have a great rest of the week, as always, and may God bless the United States of America.
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