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June 6, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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NATO To Send US TROOPS to FRONTLINES of UKRAINE?! | Guest: Australian Talk

According to inside sources, NATO has prepared plans to deploy American troops to the frontlines of the Russia-Ukraine war. Despite funding Ukraine and supplying them with military equipment, the US has maintained some plausible separation from direct conflict — but now, Russia has even MORE reason to declare the US and enemy and possibly escalate. How much more worse can it get?!Show more Ben from Australian Talk joins us TONIGHT for the last show from AUSTRALIA on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! — ➤ RUMBLE LINK: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ NUTRONICS LABS: Are you feeling drained, experiencing unwanted weight gain, or simply lacking energy?! Introducing Man's Edge from Nutronics Labs, the ultimate solution for low testosterone. With powerful ingredients like fenugreek, NO2 and IGF-1, Man's Edge offers a whopping 46% increase in testosterone levels. Buy one bottle and get any IGF-1 product free with autoship, saving you an amazing 50% off. Visit http://www.tboostnow.com and use promocode SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE today! __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW AUSTRALIAN TALK ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/australiantalk __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Um, who knows what just happened to the sound right there, but it looks like we're all screwed.
I got confetti of color back.
unidentified
What the hell?
elijah schaffer
That's like uh, what happens on my uh, on my wedding night, actually.
Check this out one more time.
False start.
unidentified
Woo!
elijah schaffer
I never pop too soon, except when a woman doesn't want me to.
My name's Elijah Schaefer, and we've got a great show for you today.
I'm not doing this whole World War III, we're all gonna die.
I'm just alerting you that things are escalating.
Germany's preparing for war.
Australia is preparing for war.
The UK is preparing for war.
They're all talking about new ways to conscript people to hire foreign nationals.
And then NATO says they're creating infrastructure to bring in 300,000 troops, American troops, directly within like 30 days to the front lines of Russia.
We've got so much to talk about.
It is approximately 10:30 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
They say, right?
You thought I could only go one time because you thought I didn't have the ability to go more than three times.
Jokes on you, bitch.
Three times in under two minutes.
I didn't say I could go a long time.
I just said I could go a few times.
Exactly.
So finish yourself off there because we've got a great show for you today.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
You're watching Nightly Offensive.
I am joined in the studio by my guest, the one, the only Benjamin Netanyahu, President of Israel.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
@australiantalk
Great to be back with you, Elijah.
It was hard doing all that solitary confinement, but I've been paroled and I'm welcomed back, man.
I was told I want to give a shout out to all the homies that I met whilst inside.
They told me if I'm going to start popping, I must be popping sideways.
So here we go.
elijah schaffer
Ben's back.
Last time he was on the show, unfortunately for him, I was mad at him.
I beheaded his cousin.
One of his female cousins took the honor killing for the family, right?
So I killed her.
She's dead, but your family still has honor.
And you guys grieved and mourn her, but everyone knows that a woman's life is worth one-third of what a man's is, anyways, in the Bosnian Islamic culture that you follow.
@australiantalk
Well, if she hadn't converted to Islam from Christianity, she wouldn't have been a suitable candidate for beheading.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
@australiantalk
In a killing space.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
Let's just talk about escalation here.
So things aren't looking good.
Things are not looking good.
I just found out yesterday, I can now join the Australian Defense Force.
I can join now.
If you're from the United States, New Zealand, UK, and several other countries, and you've been living in this country for a year, you can now join the Australian military because they said we have to prepare for war.
And what better to do than to only allow people from white countries to fight?
Because God knows that these Indian Pajites aren't going to do anything else but fucking stink up the taxis.
Am I wrong?
@australiantalk
You might not be wrong, my man.
Someone's going to drive the taxis and operate the 7-Eleven.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
@australiantalk
The cash registers.
elijah schaffer
The poop.
It smells like poop.
Now, I just took an Uber today.
I was like, dude, did you shit in your car?
Did you?
Dude, why is it every time, no matter what, before we talk about this, why is it?
Do you know that just so you know, I'm not racist, when I'm in a car with an Indian Pajit and it smells good, I tell them, thank you, because most Indians' cars smell like poop.
And they agree with me.
They agree.
The Indians agree with me.
They go, yeah, I know.
Half my workers, I try to get them to shower and they just, they think that soap stunts their growth.
@australiantalk
I saw a clip on Twitter about an Indian dude in a village for the first time in his life.
He found out that there was such a thing called soap.
He'd been using laundry detergent prior to realizing there's actually bars of soap.
And he was then using the bar of soap on his hair.
elijah schaffer
But who's Pakistani?
I got fact-checking that.
He's Pakistani, which is the same thing.
It's just that Pakistanis are just Indians that don't like poop as much.
Like, so, you know, they do honor killings.
They don't do cow poop.
Let's just jump right into the story from Douglas McGregor here.
I think I probably need to zoom in for my phone users.
I care about you.
Let me just read this, man.
This is serious.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Breaking NATO now planning to get U.S. troops to the front line to fight Russia.
What are they thinking?
This just happened, by the way.
NATO has disclosed its preparations to deploy American troops to the European front lines in the event of a full-scale conflict with Russia.
Innovative land corridors are being established to expedite the movement of soldiers through Central Europe, bypassing local bureaucratic hurdles.
This strategic setup enables NATO forces to swiftly react should Putin's aggressive actions in Ukraine extend westward.
Reports suggest that these plans also encompass provisions for potential Russian attacks.
In such scenarios, troops could mobilize through corridors in Italy, Greece, and Turkey to reach the Balkans or alternatively advance towards Russia's northern border via Scandinavia.
These details were shared by officials with the Telegraph.
And you can see the chart here.
Because I'm a chart person, apparently there's a big helicopter that's bigger than Iceland.
And it flies and it drops an artillery, literally the size of half of England, on these Nephilim on the right.
And these half God, half men, and they just march in.
And Ukraine, though, they can't because that's stoplights.
It's red.
And then the green is green go.
And then all the Nephilim go through there and kill them.
Now, the reality is, man, is look, we know our colleagues, our friends, people whose shows we go on, they never miss an opportunity to call for World War III or civil war.
It's like every day, it's like civil war is happening.
I had to fire someone who was who was who was, well, I'm not going to say anything, but they kept tweeting from my page, like, World War III is about to happen.
And I called them like, what the fuck are you doing?
Don't say that.
It's not happening.
Okay.
I like talked and reprimand people I work with.
Like, you can't say, you can't tell people it's happening.
However, I would say it's fair to say that every day we live is a day closer to World War III.
@australiantalk
Well, it's encroaching.
It's right there.
They want it.
There's a lot of money to be made, Elijah.
So, of course, they're going to make that money one way or the other, and they will instigate it.
They'll utilize whatever catalyst they need to be able to deploy more weapons, deploy more people, kill more of us.
I don't know why we're going to war with Putin.
Putin doesn't upset me at all.
Putin's all about family values.
The Russians are good people.
You know, Drago was put in his place by Rocky a long, long time ago, and they've been good global citizens since then.
There's bigger enemies out there that should be taken out.
And many of those enemies reside right here at home.
elijah schaffer
Well, and I happen to agree with you.
And I think, by the way, what is this advertisement?
unidentified
What should I eat to lose my man boobs?
elijah schaffer
I swear I'm not looking at this.
This is an ad.
Geez, Twitter, chill out, brother.
One of the main things, though, that I do want to say.
So here's the reality without fear-mongering.
The United States and France, so the United States is sending escalatory, I think they're planning on putting hypersonic missiles in Ukraine.
And they're authorizing Ukraine to strike cities inside of Russia using munitions that have the capability to bypass air defense in Russia.
On top of that, France has agreed that if there is any aggression further inland of Ukraine, from my understanding of Macron, that they'll actually expedite French troops on the ground.
Now, Putin said, this is not the fun part of the show, but Putin said, like, number one, he knows that all of these fighter jets and helicopters that are successfully preventing some Russian advancement are definitely not being flown by Ukrainians.
These are mercenaries, aka recent veterans authorized by the United States to go to these countries and fight, right?
@australiantalk
They're not Chinese pilots, as well.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
So these are Westerners.
And you see, I've watched videos.
There's Norwegians, there's Scandinavians, which I say are Scandinavian, but that's Swedish.
I've seen Danish.
There's a lot of different flags on these mercs.
And what he says is basically, this is what really happened.
Putin says a lot of shit, but Putin said, if you attack our cities inland with these rockets, we are going to bomb NATO sites in Poland.
And I thought it was just shit talking.
Like, I was like, oh, it's just Putin being Putin.
And then the next day, Australia was like, by the way, we need everyone to sign up for our military because we've got to get them prepared for war.
And then England, you know, a few weeks ago decided they're going to try to do mandatory service, one-year mandatory service.
I don't know what I think about that, but I think it might be a good thing.
Changes perspective.
And then Germany put out an alert telling everyone that they needed to prepare their sellers as bomb shelters.
And so I don't know if I, do I even have that?
Yeah, and then this happened today.
So I'm just saying, this is not my fear-mongering.
There's other articles to go with this, but I like to bring up tweets because they're easier to read.
Kremlin declares the United States an enemy.
In a significant shift in geopolitical relations, the Kremlin has officially declared the United States an enemy for the first time amid ongoing tensions over Ukraine.
The announcement comes from Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov, citing this as a part of a broader pattern of preventing U.S. citizens from interacting with Russia.
The marks a notable change in Russia's rhetoric, moving from previous terms like unfriendly states or opponents.
The strain on U.S.-Russia relations has been escalating.
We know that.
The U.S., for its part, has been increasingly critical of Russia's actions in Ukraine and has imposed various sanctions.
This development is a clear indicator of the worsening relations.
So that's all.
That's basically my only point.
I don't have much else to say about this topic.
Besides, they're building infrastructure to allow troops to get to the border.
The United States was declared an official enemy of Russia, which it's already been.
So the Cold War is over, basically.
The mini Cold War is over.
It's officially the United States is at war with Russia.
Obviously, not our troops.
It's our mercenaries.
And other Western countries, I'm in one right now, are taking the threat seriously and they're kind of freaking their people out.
So what do you think?
I mean, I don't know.
@australiantalk
Well, I think Russia has a right to defend itself.
I know that sounds crazy, but why doesn't Russia have a right to defend itself?
And why doesn't Russia have a right to retaliate against aggression just because they wish to use the fake country called Ukraine as a proxy to launch their war from?
I think Putin's been extremely disciplined.
He's been very tempered.
He's been very measured for several years now.
And he can't allow this to continue.
How would Americans feel and what would be the American response if all of a sudden their world's foremost adversary decided they were going to rock up in Mexico, just on the other side of your southern border, and load up and start putting missiles and other weaponry right there pointing straight at Washington, D.C.
And this is exactly what's happened over there.
There were promises given by successive administrations to the Russian government over multiple decades that we will not breach this border.
We will not encroach further towards your lands.
Now, all of that was bullshit.
They have continued to do it.
And you have hardcore neocons that have been exacerbating the tensions there for several years now.
They want it.
They want this war.
And at the end of the day, once again, it's because war is a business and there's trillions of dollars at stake.
elijah schaffer
War is a business and America is a slut.
I think this also says why they don't want Trump in power.
Leading report says, I can never get, okay, it says breaking.
Russian President Vladimir Putin describes legal proceedings against former President Trump as politically motivated persecution.
And I do think that Trump would prevent a world war and I do think he would prevent escalation.
I don't think he's going to allow us to go to war against Iran or even the BRICS system, you know, the financial system.
So I'm not really, I think it's a huge motivating factor of why they don't want Trump in president, the presidency, the Oval Office, is to make sure they can guarantee a broader regional conflict or at least prolong the Ukraine war.
Of course.
And also, I think unless Trump takes the $100 million from Adelson, which maybe he did already.
I remember in 2015, Trump told the Jews he didn't want their money.
And that's the Trump we want back, right?
That's the Trump we like.
We don't want Jewish money, Trump, because Jew money corrupts.
And what I've noticed is, is like, you know, I'm not at war with Jewish people, but a lot of these Israeli lobbyists, independent Israeli, like we talk a lot about APAC, right?
And the money from them.
But there's a lot of independent, you know, Israeli lobbyists.
These people are very wealthy and they're, you know, offering $100 million.
And it's insane, though, because these populists, Trump earned about $200 million from the populace.
And I know it's an expensive thing to run campaigns, but man, Trump, if you would just not take the dirty money, from my understanding with the Adelson money, it might be just alleged corruption, but they don't want a peace deal and they want part of the money given to Trump that he guarantees that Gaza is under Israeli occupation.
@australiantalk
Well, $100 million buys influence.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that buys Gaza.
@australiantalk
You do not give $100 million and say, yeah, make up your own mind.
You say, hey, do you remember I gave you that $100 million?
And you remind them 100 times that you gave them a million dollars.
elijah schaffer
No, it buys you favors in advance.
100%.
buys you geopolitical maneuvering and that's why i don't yeah i'm just saying like that's i just i just wish that that politicians like i wish 200 million was enough i I gave.
A lot of people gave.
And it's like, you still got to take the Jew money.
Really, dude?
And I mean, I'm not even trying to be like, you know, you know, I'm not trying to target anybody.
I just, I wouldn't care which country you're from.
If you're trying to secure provisions for foreign policy by donating people, then it makes me think that this is subversive, right?
@australiantalk
Maybe those Jews can send those hundreds of millions to Israel so they can pay for their own iron dome.
elijah schaffer
That's well, I think that's cost billions, unfortunately.
@australiantalk
Well, you just need a thousand of them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, yeah, that's true.
And there's probably that many people.
Before we jump into that, guys, you know, I was thinking about how ridiculous all this stuff is going on today.
And that's why I got to remind you guys: look, I don't know when what's going to happen, but I know something's going to happen.
And I know that people don't think about their medical insurance.
People don't think about the fact that even if you have medical insurance, that you may not even have access to hospitals.
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And we know that, you know, people walk around and they tried to not give antibiotics.
I just heard about the triple threat here in Australia.
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RSV, COVID-19, and the flu.
elijah schaffer
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Now RSV is back this year.
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The problem with that is that you're going to pay more than this cost anyway.
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All right.
I want to jump into the next story.
I mean, I think concluding that, so I want to try to get through a few topics here.
I just don't like people that are so like, they just want war.
I want civil war.
It's like, no, you don't want war, okay?
It's not, let's try to see if we can have an election.
But Trump's sentencing is on July 11th.
The question is, you think they're going to put him in prison?
You think they're going to put him in jail?
Are they going to sentence, at least try?
@australiantalk
Yeah, of course.
They'll try.
They have to satisfy the outraged and they have to make it count.
And do they wish to prevent him from arriving at the RNC convention to be able to receive the nomination?
Well, that's a strong possibility as well.
Let's wait to see.
But yes, they're baying for his blood.
They want to prove that he was the bad guy.
And they want that photo.
They want the photo.
They want the footage.
They want to run live to where and say, here's the convoy.
Look, here's a Secret Service convoy taking Trump into prison.
They want that.
They know they're going to make great advertising revenue from doing that.
It's going to bring massive ratings.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I was looking at, I don't know if I have it here.
Let me see this.
I know Huckabee had an interesting statement, though, where he was just on recently explaining one of the problems.
If they actually try to put Trump into, yeah, here it is.
If they try to put Trump in prison, here's what he says is one of the issues they might have that includes the Secret Service.
Check this out from Real America's Voice.
amanda head
Concerning and that is what's to come in July.
The sentencing for President Trump is set for the 11th, the RNC convention four days later on the 15th.
What happens if President Trump is remanded to custody, ordered to spend a day or two in jail, maybe even longer?
What does that look like?
mike huckabee
I'll tell you, it would be the most outrageous insult to, I think, the justice system that we've seen.
But let's remember, Nelson Mandela was put in prison by his political enemies, and he came out stronger than ever.
He was there for 27 years.
Martin Luther King Jr. Was put in jail by Democrats in the South who didn't want to see the civil rights movement take footing.
And it only made him stronger.
So, I mean, if the Democrats are stupid enough, they were stupid enough to do this case in New York and carry out these others.
And if they're foolish enough to push this and actually try to incarcerate the president, which I'm not sure, how do you do that when he's under Secret Service protection?
Do they go with him?
I think they would probably file some court motion and say, we cannot guarantee the ability to protect the former president as we're required by law to do if you put him in Rikers Island.
And you're not going to do it.
I mean, it would set up a pretty significant thing.
In fact, if you look at the law about what the Secret Service obligations are, it would prohibit Judge Mershon, no matter how much he wants to, to put Donald Trump in incarceration.
@australiantalk
All right.
So what's crazy about that is if Trump is put in prison and he's got a Secret Service, Trump's going to be the only homie in prison with his own set of armed guards.
So his gang is going to actually have firearms on them.
And all the other prisoners are going to be like, what the fuck?
We're getting raided for having shanks stashed under our mattresses.
We can't have razor blades.
We can't have X, Y, and Z.
This homie's strolling around with that.
So that means Trump's going to become the boss of the prison.
That yard out there is going to become Trump's yard.
And then the Mexicans and the blacks and what do they call them?
The honkies, the crackers, that whole bunch, the whitebread naughties.
elijah schaffer
No, white supremacists.
@australiantalk
Yeah, those dudes.
Well, Trump's going to be the president of the prison, practically.
He's going to be the boss.
He's going to be the top dog.
unidentified
He would.
elijah schaffer
He would take over the whole prison.
unidentified
That's great.
elijah schaffer
Trump would take over.
He'd be in power.
You know, he'd probably be cutting Dell's.
@australiantalk
He's going to be running the books, taking care of all the gambling, everything.
He's going to be in charge of collections.
No, the Secret Service will be collecting for Trump as well.
And for people that want packets of soup and things like that, man, they're going to have to go to Trump and ask for favors.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know, the thing is, is like they're trying to censor things.
Now, here's what's crazy: is, you know, this is very, very interesting.
Oh, good, good.
She put it up.
Okay, I said this to Libs of TikTok here.
So, like, in Australia, right, we have like a massive censorship regime.
The United States does too.
But Libs of TikTok said this video exposing an LGBTQ club in an elementary school in Melbourne has been banned in Australia after the e-safety commissioner said the video violates Australian law and demanded X block it.
Definitely don't tag eSafety Office and share this.
I hope did Elon comment on this?
I don't know.
She's been really helpful right now.
I've been working with her for many, many years on this stuff, but I've been trying to get her to publish more Australia stuff.
So Australia, I got your back and giving her more stuff because this girl released this video criticizing a queer club for eight-year-olds.
@australiantalk
Yeah, down in Victoria.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and the video got deleted by the government for promoting hate.
And I'm going to explain something about this because this has to do with what they're trying to do to prevent Trump from getting into office by the new censorship.
Watch this video and you tell me why she got banned and got this video taken down.
Everyone complied, by the way.
Even X, from my understanding, complied with taking this video down.
But Senator Babbitt put it back up.
Watch.
unidentified
In today's edition of Melbourne Doing Melbourne Things, we have a school in Montmorency, Montmorency, that has its own queer club, a primary school, the years three to six.
It was signed off by the school's dual principles and it's facilitated by this lady here, Trish Patsy Monroe.
This is her Facebook page.
And this is her Instagram, which looks exactly like I thought it would.
But she also has a teaching page.
Primary school.
Look at this.
We've got the pronouns in the bio.
We've got the rainbow lanyard, the rainbow.
Oh, it's just so like primary school.
Let me make something real clear, Trishi.
There is no place for an LGBT club in any school, let alone a primary school.
Also, just have a go at a lanyard.
But yeah, keep telling yourself it's only happening in America.
elijah schaffer
So why do you think this video, first of all, got taken down in Australia?
I mean, they weren't clear.
They just said it violated the law.
Like, actually, that's what the e-safety commission said.
What law did this violate?
@australiantalk
Hate speech.
elijah schaffer
Hate speech.
I was told also, could it, that, that they, I mean, I was told from someone in the government too, that it was also hate speech, but in the hate speech was cyberbullying the teacher.
@australiantalk
Well, there is an element of that, and it's inciting people to push hate against that teacher.
That's not hate.
It's just commentary to say, no, we don't want this.
elijah schaffer
I love hate speech, though.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, because hate speech is good because love speech is gay.
Because everyone's like, we need more love speech.
No, we need less because love speech is lies.
So what love speech, that's just what they call, that's deception and lies.
And hate speech means the truth.
And hate speech doesn't mean you're a hateful person.
@australiantalk
No.
And just speech that they hate.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but also it's good.
You should hate that which is evil.
@australiantalk
That's right.
elijah schaffer
And people are like, oh, well, you're a hypocrite.
You know, they always say, right?
Those who have the most to hide are the most vocal.
The thing is, is you should also hate that which in yourself is evil too.
Don't hate yourself.
But it's like, yeah, if you struggle with drug addiction, you should also be upset with other people getting addicted to drugs too, or seeing kids get addicted to drugs or seeing drugs pushed on people.
Just because you struggle with drugs does not mean that you should promote drugs or whatever.
You may be the best example of why people shouldn't struggle with drugs.
And so these hate speech laws, anti-LGBTQ laws, anti-immigrant laws, anti-you know, or I should say pro-traditional values laws, pro-marriage laws, pro-male, you know, ideas.
They say it's all hate speech.
@australiantalk
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And right-wingers too.
I found a bunch of videos.
I'm not going to say who, but some guy's wife, fucking ugly bitch, inside and out, came after me, made this video.
And it's like, dude, go get control of your wife.
What the fuck is she doing?
Shit-talking on the internet?
What are you, a cuck?
Go get control of your wife.
Like, like, I'm sorry, but like, dude, I lost all respect for this person.
Like, if my wife was on the internet shit talking people, you're like, get your wife off the internet.
This is unbecoming.
Like, it's just, it's, I, seriously, I don't, I, if you're a husband and you can't keep your wife from like drama on the internet, then what even authority do you have in your family?
But, but I don't, and I don't respond anymore.
I don't respond to women or gays on the internet anymore.
I just stopped.
It's like entirely, I'm almost stopping responding to blacks, but I do minimum now.
Black, like the, the ghetto blacks and the Pajites, I'll do it for like one night and then I stop.
Because like, there's no point.
@australiantalk
Well, that just sends them crazier than what they were in the first place anyway.
But it's good for you not to be responding to lots of women and other people that are saying things online because they don't deserve your responsiveness.
They don't deserve it, mate.
elijah schaffer
Well, they don't argue.
The reason why I stopped arguing with women online, no matter how based and red-pilled they are or whatever, is because they like the because I really think women are fantastic in terms of in their roles, but when they're like loose and rabid on the internet, they end up like doing this.
Like you make a point and then they call you misogynistic or sexist, which is a compliment.
And then they go around and they attack you personally or like they make fun of your like dick size or something.
And you're like, like this is across all races and stuff.
It's like you say something.
It's like, well, you have a small penis or they're like, you're a bad guy.
Someone tweeted that you said this or did this.
And you're like, that's irrelevant to the entire point, bitch.
Get off the internet.
So I, but I'm not talking shit for all women on the internet.
I just mean like those kind, the rabid ones.
And that's why I stopped doing it too.
Like I realized if you just avoid, like if you just start discriminating in your life, if you escalate the levels of discrimination, you save yourself drama, you save yourself wasted time, you save yourself from violence, you save yourself so many headaches.
And of course, you do look rude to people and you look mean, but in return for looking bad to people, you get peace.
So you get internal peace.
And I've traded looking good to feeling good.
And that's when you get the power back in your life is when you care more about reality than appearance and more about what's actually happening in your day-to-day life than what people think about you.
That's true freedom in my personal experience.
But the world is less concerned about reality and they're more concerned about perception, which is why the world is fake and gay.
@australiantalk
You've got to be able to take the power back.
And they don't deserve it.
Once again, if they want to complain to their husbands and their husband just walks away and closes the door and starts watching Monday night football, it's not then their opportunity to jump online and try to treat their strangers who are online like they treat their husband, who is just frankly sick of what they're saying.
They're just screaming at somebody for some type of approval.
We'll give them approval if they're making the beds, if they're cooking very well, if they're looking after the children very well.
But I will not congratulate them for trying to jump on a soapbox and shout down other people because it's just ridiculous.
It makes them hysterical.
I deal with this quite a bit on Twitter spaces.
There's women on Twitter spaces that come on there and they're in perpetual outrage because how dare I say something?
And then they say, you said this to a woman.
So on the one hand, they want full equality.
And if you speak to them like they're a man, they lose their minds and call you a misogynist.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And I think that's where that's where that's where you just got to end up having a good time in life because realistically speaking, people are just never really going to like you if you speak your mind.
That's when you watch people all around you.
I'm just tired of watching people not really tell me what they're thinking or how they feel.
The only people that are telling me what they think and feel are like disgusting, like transgender, LGBTQ, anti-fascists.
And you know what?
They have a lot of damn power because they stop filtering themselves and like are just up front.
Like we want to kill right-wingers.
We want a communist revolution.
And they're pretty damn effective at taking over the youth in life.
So I'm like on the let's promote right-wing extremism.
You know, the crazy ideas of like getting married and having kids and like having a border and maybe returning back to the ethnic, you know, focus of a country, getting your ethos back, bringing back faith.
And, you know, in the process of getting there, some may have to sacrifice things in their lives.
Perhaps it is their iPad.
Perhaps it is more, not less.
@australiantalk
You know, the other day on a space, there was African-American woman that came in and she told everyone that she was a scholar.
But I said, I'm unsure about that.
And it took about 10 seconds for her to begin ghetto antics.
And I pointed out the ghetto antics.
And her response to that immediately was that she was a transsexual who wished to sexually assault me and rape me and buckbreak me and a whole litany of horrible things, which she described in great detail.
And she thought that was a good stance to take.
And at the end of that, I pointed out that she was hysterical and she's brought their ghetto to an adult conversation.
And she took offense.
She didn't take offense to the fact that, and nor did some of the other crazy leftists in that space run to my defense when she threatened sexual violence against me, a heterosexual, a transsexual rape perpetrated by the African-American, some form of retribution for slavery and buckbreaking, which obviously I was never involved with.
But there's recordings of all this stuff.
I might pull up a couple of these funny clips later and we can play a couple later on.
elijah schaffer
So she's a scholar.
@australiantalk
Yes.
elijah schaffer
She's a scholar.
unidentified
She's a rock star.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Dude, by the way, let me see if I can bring this up.
You were just mentioning this.
I was going to go in a different direction, but let me see if I can find this real quickly.
What you're saying about being honest with her and being honest with scholars, it's so true.
Okay.
unidentified
So, that's interesting.
elijah schaffer
Oh, by the way, side note, I said the amount of people who bookmarked this video, it should alarm you.
@australiantalk
Some people are going to do some interesting stuff with that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, why was everyone bookmarking this?
@australiantalk
That's going to be photoshopped into something else that she's biting down on.
elijah schaffer
Clean up your mind, oh, you, oh, you perverts out there.
So let me, oh, yeah, by the way, also, funny thing, look at this.
Rumble's front page, my new mini show with VNN, it now is going to, now is on the front page of Rumble every day.
I don't know why, but it's up there every day.
And the time slot that they're putting it on the front page is right next to Ben Shapiro.
So now it's like me and I got to do new faces.
Mike edits the thumbnails for this.
I need to start looking at it.
Yeah, and be like.
@australiantalk
Because he looks like he's pretty unhappy with you being right there.
He's like, damn it.
elijah schaffer
Like, no, I'm just kidding.
It's actually really good news.
Vigilant News is a fantastic network.
It's growing insane.
Maria's Weird K on Twitter now.
@australiantalk
Yeah, and Maria Z is on there as well doing her thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Maria Z. She's got the show.
And we're opening up a big office in Florida and stuff.
So, you know, you can only hate us if you ain't us.
But let me legal.
I have to find where I'm going.
Oh, dude, how about this one?
No one thought this was funny right here.
unidentified
I bet it grippy.
elijah schaffer
I like how someone said, where was this?
Where was this account?
Somebody was like, someone said, I bet it's stinky.
I bet it moise.
unidentified
Shame.
elijah schaffer
I bet it's stink.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
This person, Elijah's finally posting good content.
It's like, oh, you suck.
You bitch.
Okay, let's look at a few things.
@australiantalk
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
This is what I was looking for.
This is not a joke.
Congo has produced Africa's first mute rapper named MC Baba.
So apparently, apparently, there is a rapper who can't hear or speak.
And I called it Def Jam Records.
But they actually produce his album.
And this is crazy.
Did you hear this?
@australiantalk
I have.
It reminds me of a certain exhibit at the zoo, when a bunch of those animals are hanging around together and the way they communicate.
I I'm sure that must have occurred to other people.
Like the sounds emanating from that do not sound human.
elijah schaffer
No, but listen.
Okay.
I got to bring my energy up.
So, so I was up to like four in the morning.
Sorry, I'm moving right now.
So it's just tough.
Like I just sold my car this morning and and yeah.
So I was like, literally, that's why we're late because I was loading a car onto, I was helping someone load a car into a flatbed.
But here's the deal.
So the insane thing is, is I called this years ago and we it said the future is disabled.
And I said like, it's just going to be disabled.
Like you, it's got to be disabled.
And already, obviously, my mythical for you pages on social media are mostly like Down syndrome people.
Kez saw my for you page and she was like, why is it like chicks in bikinis, but like deformed people next to them, Down syndrome people?
Like, is this what you click on?
I was like, no.
Obviously not.
Obviously not.
Because I'm gay and I'm retarded.
Why would I be looking at that stuff?
But no, no, but actually, I don't know why my for you page is like that.
It's like when you get on, and it's also the hard part too.
He's like, I like follow gym accounts and there's like an occasional, then there's like a guy in a speedo, and it's like, why is that there?
unidentified
It's because I'm admiring his earth muscles.
elijah schaffer
No, but no, my for you page is actually mostly just retarded people.
That is actually the truthful statement.
It is mostly inappropriate content for children.
And I don't even know how it's legal.
But I have a kind of fucked up brain and my algorithm knows that.
And so when you look at it, I've just, I watch disabled people becoming celebrities now.
They're famous.
Like on TikTok, the disabled people, the more disabled you are, the more followers you get.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Which makes sense.
I got to get more retarded.
I feel like the dumber, I feel like that's why I got to get my studio back.
Like we got to just start knocking each other.
We got to tase each other on set.
Like we got to get more retarded on in the show while keeping the truth going.
But that sounded like a monkey.
He sounded like an ape.
@australiantalk
Well, that's the exhibit at the zoo that I thought.
That's exactly right.
Now, so they went from Snoop Dogg dropping good rhymes to mumble rap.
Now to mute rap.
The next is going to be African click rap.
So the standard is falling.
elijah schaffer
Why is you know what?
Why is my that's what's wrong with me?
I'm like, wonder why I'm going to keep leaning forward.
It's because my chair is like way too low.
It's like, why do I feel like to like lift myself up?
There you go.
unidentified
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
@australiantalk
But the cred looks pretty happy behind him as well.
And is he going to become that nation's most famous export?
elijah schaffer
Well, dude, can we watch that one more time?
Listen to this.
This is the real song of the this is this guy doesn't speak I got a lot more weird stuff.
It's a it's like Mozart wait yeah it's crazy.
Oh yeah.
Here's here's what I want to show you.
This is full on so this is where people get mad at me and they said I was racist for telling people to just stay away from these people.
But it's not even because if you're black and you watch this show, I'm not going to stay away from you.
You're probably very cool.
This story haunted me.
I can't even tell Kez stuff like this.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I cannot tell my wife about stories like this because she will throw up literally.
Like she's so sensitive, especially with her baby and being pregnant and whatever.
You know, you know, by the way, she's not even, we haven't even had baby two yet.
And I'm already ready for baby three.
I think I think I need minimum four kids, but probably six second wife times, so you can have two in one year.
That's a good discussion.
We actually talked about that last night for a long time, about the biblical, whether it's Biblically okay to have multiple wives and like what where, what the Bible says about that.
We had like, I think, an hour and a half discussion with a mate last night.
Um, we can talk about that later on Rumble, but watch this.
unidentified
Miss uh Ellis was inside the Volunteers OF America store where she obtained a butcher knife or some type of kitchen knife um, unknown at this point if she paid for that knife or she stole it, but then she was then seen exiting Volunteers OF America, um walked over to Giant EVIL, where she was on their cameras.
Um spotted uh Mrs. Wood and her son, and then proceeded to follow them out to the parking lot.
And somewhere near their vehicle, Miss Ellison attacked the two of them.
The young child suffered two stab wounds, one to the face and one to this back, and then she suffered one to her shoulder area.
The female was located, still carrying the knife that she used during this incident near the Dover Center exit from Giant Eagle.
She was taken into custody.
She provided no resistance to us, and she was immediately transported to the North Elmstead City Jail.
The officers on scene also tended to the two victims, was three-year-old male, and then his mother, 38, both of North Homestead.
Our officers did an amazing job doing life support, life-saving measures on both the child and the adult.
Unfortunately, though, as we know, the young child did pass away yesterday.
We don't have to live like this.
elijah schaffer
do you know what what you know what is is okay i gotta be i gotta be up front here about this stuff Like, I don't, for my own family's safety, I cannot afford to play the cockservative game.
Okay.
Like, I, like, I'm talking to one of, I'm talking to one of you guys out there.
One of you guys has helped me figure out where to move and stuff.
And you're showing me crime maps and showing me where these, where, you know, hooded teens live, where twisted teens live, where these lunchtime rowdies live.
And guess what?
It's going to shock you.
I know you never knew this, but directly proportional to the amount of lunchtime rowdies in a given area is a direct correlation to the amount of violent crime in the area in Florida.
Yeah, I know.
Like, so if you find a neighborhood where there's a lot of these people, there's crime.
And I think what makes me upset is that it's like, it's kind of like in Germany, how the cop gets killed from a Afghan migrant, and then everyone's protesting in the far right.
Guess what?
I don't give a fuck if you think I'm racist or I'm hateful or I'm bigoted.
You are a fucking retard.
How about that?
It's like, oh, are you racist?
Yeah, you fucking idiot.
How about you stop being an idiot?
Call me whatever you want.
If I'm a racist for noticing patterns and seeing reality, then I guess that's what that makes me.
But what you're trying to say is that I'm a racist as in I just see someone that looks different than me and I want to kill them.
And that's not the case.
In fact, it's that they see me and want to kill me that I'm trying to protect myself from.
It's actually their hatred.
And I'm going to pull up a video in a second.
@australiantalk
They can't be racist.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is what I'm going to say is that ghetto black people hate white people.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They do.
@australiantalk
Get the hell away from them.
elijah schaffer
And I know a lot of them don't care.
Most black people are just whatever and don't actually care.
But you don't know, and they'll just kill you.
I don't know if it's demonic or what it is, but it's like, I mean, the amount of senseless violence, I think we're up to 99%, Ben.
Stay away from these people in public, you have a 99 less chance of dying from a senseless violent crime and I mean yes, you can still die from domestic violence or something like that, but from, like a unprovoked, unaggravated violent crime being assaulted shoved, whatever.
I think it goes down almost 100 and I wish more people would be honest about that, because I want my audience to be protected, not pampered.
@australiantalk
Well, they smoke each other pretty frequently in the ghetto.
So you could imagine if you replace the ghetto demographic with a 50% white representation in the ghetto how many blacks wouldn't be killed, but in replacement of that, how many whites living in the ghetto would be killed.
So the thirst for blood is there and because there's no whites around, they just smoke each other.
But yeah man, the crazy thing about that.
The police said, oh well, no motive has been attributed as to why this lady did that.
Man, I don't care if you're a crazy person like you're there are crazy people out there but this, the fact of the matter, is that she had such hostility for people and she saw something in that innocent white child which just infuriated her and that was the potential of a good life.
She wanted to snuff out the potentiality of that white child being able to have a good life, such was her hatred for white people.
Now, that's what makes sense about it, and the police are reluctant to say that's what it is.
They're reluctant to call it a hate crime, obviously because those people supposedly can't be hateful, they can't be racist.
This is just a crazy woman, so we just have to rule it as a crazy person doing a crazy thing.
No, that was a deliberate act, and it was a deliberate act not to just kill the child, but to just to destroy the mother, to harm the mother, because in an ordinary situation you would think oh, if they're going to kill someone okay, they'll kill the adult, but in this case no, they wanted to kill the innocent, to harm the adult.
elijah schaffer
Well, and and okay, so let's, let's go down um, a racial realism pathway here for a second.
I think I noticed something about this video.
Brian, if you bring this up, I think this is England.
Clacton is England right yeah okay, so i'm.
If i'm wrong guys sorry, but i'm pretty sure this is the Uk and this is obviously.
@australiantalk
Yeah, it says Bristol in the background on this.
elijah schaffer
Okay yeah yeah, so this looks like, I mean, they just look British.
@australiantalk
Well, if it was Mexico, in the bridge there in the background, there'd be dead bodies hanging correct.
unidentified
Now this is.
elijah schaffer
This is like within our, within our parents lifetime.
Okay, watch this.
This isn't like watching videos from like the 30s and the 40s.
No, watch this video and I want to have a discussion about this.
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I'm glad you guys are on here tonight because tonight's like tonight is slow on across Rumble in general.
Like Rumble's just, it's a slow day.
I feel like Freshfeet has like 8,000 live viewers.
Never seen that in my life.
@australiantalk
I don't have ugly chicks on tonight.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was me.
No, it's slow.
Even Matt Gates' 24-hour live channel is like 800 people watching.
I've never even seen that.
It's never below like 1.5K.
But that means that we have an intimate night tonight.
So everyone, get your hands off your balls.
Stop.
I know with me on the screen, it's a lot.
It's hard.
And maybe you are too.
But check this out.
So watch this video from England.
This is just a few decades ago.
unidentified
You
elijah schaffer
So the interesting thing about this is, what did you notice?
Tell me right off the bat.
Chat, you tell me, Till.
I'll read some of your comments in the chat.
But what did you notice about this video?
@australiantalk
Lots of great family dynamics.
Not much crime taking place.
A pleasant atmosphere.
A calm people's.
A people's without a care in the world.
elijah schaffer
That's what I noticed was how everyone looked relaxed and unagitated.
Like that phrase went around blacks never relax is not a joke.
And I don't mean like I like, dude, I'm not, I don't try to, the reason why I always explain, oh, I have black friends and stuff is not so that other people are like, you're not racist.
It's like, I want people to know who watch the show that I'm not, I don't, I don't have any vitriol towards anyone, no matter how you look.
And you're welcome.
You're part of the SOB community, as Deb knows.
I will make fun of your slanty eyes, Deb.
Ching chong, bing bong.
No, I'm just kidding.
But but I, I, I, what I mean is, and that's not the point of the show.
The point of the show is that we're trying to get real about reality.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And as somebody put in the comments, they were just saying, like, yeah, I have a black friend I deployed with.
He said, it's really upsetting to be black today just because of the collective behavior of the black community.
And I feel for you.
I feel for people who are black who are like that.
It's like me being in LA.
And, you know, as I live there, I'm like, I'm sorry on behalf of everyone in LA.
Am I like as crazy as the people from LA?
No.
But I'm not going to lie and excuse how fucked up that place is.
You know what I mean?
Of course.
So I understand that, yeah, California and LA like exports shit to the world and I'm sorry.
You know, it's like it sucks.
And I have to live with that.
But on the flip side, in a non-multicultural, high trust society, it's like you can just leave stuff there.
Like you can just, you could just leave your stuff around.
You're not worried about getting, you know, your thing stolen.
You're relaxed.
You know, crime is rare.
You know, it happens.
White people.
@australiantalk
A lot of the kids that are there aren't even there with their parents.
They're just kids because back then kids could just go out to public events and it was fun and it was safe as well for children.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because who the fuck was going to touch a kid?
I mean, and maybe I'm sure there were pedophiles and stuff, but that's my point.
It's like there'll always be some crime, but you could probably notice it better because people were more normal.
And so if there was something out of place, like today, if somebody's like on drugs and like naked and running down the street, you don't even think twice.
Like that migrant video when they stabbed the cop, people are just walking by.
Like there's nothing happening.
Like, oh, there's this Afghans stabbing people in Germany.
It's just part of, it's part of our life.
It doesn't have to be part of your life.
That's what I hate.
Like, I walk through our cities.
I'm like, it doesn't have to be like this.
And I think one of my most red-pilled moments was when I was walking through, I think it was, it might have been 4th Street, down in downtown LA, between 4th and 7th.
And when you're in downtown, I was in the jewelry district, and that might be near 7th.
And I was looking up.
And when you look up, you look down, it is, the jewelry district is one of the most disgusting places in all of LA.
And then you look up and it's Art Deco.
It's gothic.
It's, you know, buttresses and statues and everything's flaked and, you know, falling apart.
And you look up in LA and you go, this is some of the most beautiful architecture in the world.
This is the people who built this built this to be a great place of pride and of beauty.
And then you look around you and there's homeless people and Mexicans and just like brown people and dead people and some white guy with on fentanyl and he's got like his arm half eaten off, you know, and like Asians are trying to rip you off and there's Jewish people that own the shops and they're you know ripping the Asians off and the Asians are ripping you off and you look around like this is fucked up.
Like this is this is not okay.
And you look up and you're going, if only we could have what who this was built for.
This wasn't built for this, so it'll never last.
But you realize that like it's, it's only been decades.
It's not like we're like looking back like thousands of years, like we were once great.
@australiantalk
It's like two generations removed at best.
elijah schaffer
My parents grew up in this.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
And one of the arguments they use is, and you'll say, well, look, we don't need this because they're bringing with them crime.
Some of them may be rapists.
And they'll say, we've got crime.
We've got rapists.
And it's like, yeah, but if we've already got too much of that going on, why do we need to import more people to perpetrate that same activity?
Not all, not all, not all, of course, but most, if they're bad dudes.
And if we don't vet them appropriately, but they just want open slutter.
And they're saying, well, we're just going to get together.
We're going to have this melting pot and everything's going to be A-ok.
Well, it's not A-OK.
It's a degradation of what we once had.
And it's so bloody upsetting, man.
And our grandparents literally would be turning over in their graves.
They would be distraught with what's actually taken place because you're correct.
They did build beautiful things.
They built beautiful things for the future that they envisioned for their grandchildren.
And now to think that birthright and that beauty has been snatched away and it's been replaced with degradation and horrible stuff, man.
No wonder why people are distraught.
No wonder why it makes you upset.
That's a natural response to this, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And you know, it's crazy because, like, I've mentioned to people, like, my gym is like, so I'm in still one of the last white enclaves of Australia, like South Gold Coast area.
And it's still very white.
Obviously, we have Aboriginals, but it's like 1% of the population, not like 13%, right?
And, you know, my gym, there's no locks and the lockers, just cubbies.
And everyone, you have phones, credit cards, cash, just sitting out.
Cash, credit cards, everything.
You just put it all in there.
And I just, I take off my wedding ring and I throw it down and I throw my AirPod case, open cash, never had a thing stolen.
And I'm not afraid it's going to get stolen just because of the demographic of who goes to that gym.
It's a bunch.
It's, well, I'll let you guess what it looks like inside.
@australiantalk
But it was strange the first time you went because last week I went to hydrotherapy and they had a similar thing and there were lockers.
They're like, just put your stuff in there and jump in.
And I was like, but this isn't locked.
And I'm going to be up there in the swimming pools and there's people walking past here.
People could come by and take my things.
I didn't used to have even that thought.
But now, because crime is so prevalent, even in safe environments and regardless of where we live, it's almost a default setting that we have to be on guard.
So that peace of mind has disappeared.
So I'm glad to know that yourself at least now can recognize, well, if there isn't a particular demographic here, I will give everybody who is coming the benefit of the doubt because that's what we used to have.
Everyone had the benefit of the doubt because we had civility.
The civility is disappearing, which removes our benefit of the doubt.
And therefore, we stereotype.
And we stereotype for the correct reasons because certain people are overrepresented in what's actually going on, how they destroy that civility we once had.
elijah schaffer
Well, and yes, and you know this story.
We've been covering this for a while here.
So this is just a little screenshot that my friend put up.
But this city, the new white fortress cities of the American South, the push to form the city of St. George, the city won, by the way, the ability to break off.
St. George in Louisiana is the latest example of residents from wider, wealthier enclaves depleting resources from their surrounding communities.
If you don't hate the media, you should.
And if you hate them, you don't hate them enough.
Look, there was a city that basically, they are all high-end taxpayers.
They have a mall inside of their district.
They make about $48 million of tax revenue per year.
And the money was going to fund all these social programs for poor blacks.
And they're just wasting the money, by the way.
And their schools and their roads were suffering.
And the city wasn't fixing their roads.
The city wasn't as if you're in Australia called the Council, but they call it here like Shires or whatever.
But by the way, yeah, now you'll understand Lord of the Rings when you come to this side of the town.
It's like, oh, they're called Shires.
That makes sense.
Okay.
So, you know, the Shire Council or the City Council wasn't using the money.
It was distributing it all to the blacks.
And they go, look, we just want our tax dollars to work for us.
Now, of course, it's majority white because that's further proof that white areas are better.
But there's also no laws against minorities living here.
So this is not white supremacy.
This is not illegal activity.
This is not discrimination.
There's nothing stopping for a black person from living in St. George.
No laws against it.
There's laws protecting black people that they could buy houses there.
So by no means is this racist.
This is just logical.
Let's stop spending our money in areas that suck.
The way the media Bloomberg points it out is that if you want your tax dollars to go to helping your family and your city, you're depleting blacks.
That was it.
And I said, depleting resources?
You mean refusing to let their hard-earned tax dollars be wasted on providing useless programs for lazy people?
Nothing stopping a black person from moving to these areas either.
Probably lots of minorities there.
They demand whites support lazy blacks.
And because apparently, because I looked it up, there's a bunch of Asians that live there too.
So it's like, it's not actually a fully white area.
There's like Indians and Asians that live there in general.
@australiantalk
There's lots of dentists and pharmacists and engineers.
Of course, they're welcome.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And that's the point, though, is that like, it's like, it's what they're saying, though.
This is the truth.
To end racism and anti-racism is really just to steal from white people to support blacks.
And that's what it's socialism.
It's a form of communism, socialism.
And it's stealing the entire tax system, income tax, and everything is about stealing money from whites, Jews, and Asians and giving them to blacks and Hispanics.
And that's the reality.
@australiantalk
And that's why reparations are a lie.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we are living in reparations.
It's called your income tax.
And your sales tax is going towards city programs and state programs that go towards helping people that are not you.
And it's just gay.
It's faking gay.
I hate it.
I just, I'm going to stop.
I hate this stuff.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I don't.
I don't even want to talk about it.
That makes me angry.
@australiantalk
You know, when you go back to America, you're going to have to avert your eyes because you're going to notice it a heck of a lot more and you're going to see it in real life as opposed to just seeing the stories on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I don't have my laptop because if you guys know I'm moving, so a bunch of my equipment is not here in the studio.
So he's on my laptop.
And so that's why if you want to know, like, someone emailed me that, like, you are fucking asshole.
You keep going on your phone while your guests are talking.
It's like, I'm just checking in on chat while he's talking.
And so is he.
He's just going on chat on his phone.
Someone's like, tell me that.
Like, tell Ben to get off his phone.
Like, he's just reading the chat, which is part of the show.
If you don't want us to read the chat, fuck you.
Don't forget if you enjoy this show, right above Ben's head.
Can you point above your head, Ben?
Where was that?
Go back.
Bring Ben back.
There, wait.
No.
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That wasn't Brian's fault.
And the other episode that published a little late too, that's not normal, by the way, if you just got a membership that the episodes publish a little late, is because we just made some changes in the back end code-wise, and they just like didn't update Brian on the changes.
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So that's corrected now.
So this video will be up like immediately after.
It's live right now and censored.
We have the new chat.
And I think on the new chat, you can use the N-word with the hard R again.
So that's really good.
Because before it was censored chat.
And I'm like, why are you censoring the chat?
But apparently the reason why we were sent, maybe I'm saying too much, but the reason why we were censoring the chat was during the pressure on Gavin McGinnis for Proud Boy stuff, feds were going in there and like Fed posting on in the chat.
And so they restricted a bunch of words to stop the feds from trying to use the chat to incriminate us.
@australiantalk
And that's reasonable.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And now it's fine again because racism is legal.
Woo!
Anyway.
@australiantalk
I didn't realize how legal it was.
I saw a clip of Chenku on the Young Turks from back in the day, and I've DMed it across to you on Twitter.
So I don't think we're going to be able to play it until we go strictly to the Rumble stream.
But this was all aired on YouTube less than a decade ago.
And these guys are meant to be the progressives.
These guys at the Young Turks are meant to be fundamentally opposed to everything that is racism and they're not meant to say the bad word.
They were saying it dozens and dozens of dozens of times.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
It's H3H3.
The podcast used to be.
@australiantalk
Hard are as well, man.
Hard are frequently referenced by them as well.
All of their guests as well on the Young Turks.
They were all about it, man.
elijah schaffer
You know what it is?
You know what's so freeing?
Like I just speak now and I just don't care who talks shit or what it does to my money.
Like I just speak my mind.
The only thing that I worry about is like legal stuff, right?
So that's fair.
Like, I have to be careful on some of the things I say, because I'm in Australia right now and there is no free speech and you, they will jail.
If I SIG HILED right now, I'd go to jail, they would.
They would arrest me.
Yeah, I would actually.
@australiantalk
They would come to my house and they would arrest me and like, if I said something not that I would say something like this, but if, for example, I said something like if Victoria Newland had her head separated from her shoulders, the potentiality of war with Russia wouldn't be so great at the moment well, that could be misinterpreted.
As I was saying Victoria Newland needs to die to avert war, and even I wouldn't say something like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you can't say true statements like that, because the thing is is like.
Is is like it doesn't even matter if you're joking or not.
Obviously, you can't call for violence and those types of things, right?
So it is interesting though because um, but it's like all these creators.
The reason why the speech changed on the internet is they just clamp down on the money and people you'll.
I'm not gonna call any of my friends out that run any podcasts, but there's some clips trending of people that still make a lot of money on YouTube.
@australiantalk
Also, crazy Brian on whatever, and there was a girl on there and she was speaking about the CIA.
elijah schaffer
That's Leonardo Joni, she's like.
She's been a guest on the show multiple times.
@australiantalk
And then she said, and also, you know, the Israeli secret intelligence services have been doing things.
And immediately Brian was like whoa whoa, whoa.
unidentified
No, stop that right now, because they will, they'll cut him off.
elijah schaffer
That's, they got fresh and fit.
It's like that's why that's what's called trading for shekels, that's that's called shilling for shekels.
Yeah, and so I think people get confused, because there's nothing wrong with that though, because if, if the reason why you run your show is to make money and you're grifting on the truth, then I don't, I don't even judge you, I don't care, go ahead.
It's like.
It's like uh, it's like when you realize uh, what we'll find out with Disney as you go over to Rumble, like obviously Disney doesn't care about they didn't buy Star Wars, they cared about the story.
They, they saw money right and their goal is money, and they've gone gay.
@australiantalk
Now all of the new cast are totally gay.
elijah schaffer
We'll look at that over at Rumble, but I don't mind people being upfront like look, we're just trying to cash out on this.
What I don't like is when people like, um, what I?
I want to talk to Brian about this.
Uh, other Brian from whatever.
I thought it was interesting too.
He pressed this chick on blacks crime stats.
She, she called him out on his shit.
Did you see that?
No yeah, so he's talking these, these whores, and he does this.
He's Like, oh, well, like, would you still want to support him if he was of a certain race?
And she's like, What do you mean?
He goes, Like, would you be willing to accept about some races maybe more susceptible towards?
She goes, What?
Uh, criminal activity?
Yeah.
You think just because I'm who I am that I'm going to be intimidated by statistics?
You want to go there?
You want to talk about who's responsible for the crime?
I'll go there.
Let's go there.
And then she's like, He's like, No, And he like black backed off.
He got pressed by a bitch.
Like, oh, where she was actually willing to go.
Like, she's like, Because, like, there is a type of feminist that's like anti-Islam and knows part of the reason why she's unsafe in the city is because of black guys.
And she'll be honest.
She'd be like, No, of course.
@australiantalk
And other feminists call them TERFs because they're trans exclusionary.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but yeah, that's the kind.
It's like, it's like the ones the Harry Potter bitch.
@australiantalk
They're almost a based version of a feminist.
elijah schaffer
Well, they're first wave feminists.
So they're like, they're annoying feminists, but they're not retarded fully.
They're just partially retarded.
@australiantalk
Have you heard?
It's been told to me several times by people that the only reason why there is such overrepresentation of African Americans in the committing of crimes according to the FBI statistics is because police arrest more of them.
And if police just arrested more white people, they would find white people are guilty of just as many crimes.
elijah schaffer
Per capita is lost on the week.
All right, we're going to go into this more.
We have a bunch to cover still.
So if you're watching on censor.tv, congratulations.
You get to stay.
I'll read the chats in a little bit.
And on Rumble, go to rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
We'll see you over there.
We're taking a two-minute break and we'll keep going on the show with Benjamin Netanyahu and myself.
Let's keep going.
Feminine picture come up.
That's Eminem.
That's uh, Marshall Mathers.
So, I saw this.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this picture?
@australiantalk
He looks like a bitch.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he looks like a trans man.
I wrote that.
I was like, I didn't, I didn't think anyone thought that.
I was just like, I thought this was one of those trans post-op selfies, you know, like a woman shows her scars.
I mean, he's fit, so good for him, right?
@australiantalk
Some proof of that is the tattoo you can see in his lower forearm there because that actually says proof.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so that got a I guess that went somewhere.
That got at least a million views.
Did anyone agree with me on that?
When did he go full lesbian?
Yeah, this just proves how much headspace is trans topic has already taken up in our minds.
Someone said, Is it really Eminem mid-transition, Chrissy Mayer?
Frost has lost the she's badass, two protects one.
MJ said, I did too.
Uh, that was my immediate thought.
Um, going down, yeah, Feminine.
@australiantalk
Well, remember, uh, Slim Shady actually had to apologize to the gays over a decade ago.
He had to come on out and then he had to get on stage and he had to hug it out with Elton John as well at a big music awards program.
unidentified
Really?
@australiantalk
Yeah, he had to apologize, and they made him get on stage and sing a song with Elton John.
elijah schaffer
That's gay.
You know, I don't even care if you're gay, really.
I don't care.
I actually don't, but I think it's dumb.
If you don't like gay people, then be unapologetic.
Like how they tell you to be proud, be proud of your hatred, right?
So if you hate a group or you support a group, go ahead and be proud.
But be proud.
Did you see that bar in Idaho?
I think it is, that has heterosexual nights.
And there's the breeder, beers for breeders, I think.
If you're a heterosexual male, you get a free beer when you come in.
And then there's like...
@australiantalk
And it's not bad luck.
elijah schaffer
No, and then you get like if you're a if you're a couple straight couple, you get like 15% off at the bar and they're celebrating like God's design.
@australiantalk
And I love that because it's the white boy summer now and the white boy summer is obviously overtaking the pride month.
elijah schaffer
It cannot be stopped.
I thought that was actually pretty cool.
@australiantalk
And Trudeau in Canada has just announced that Pride Month will now become Pride season instead of it just being for one month.
elijah schaffer
He said that?
@australiantalk
Yeah, it's going to be for three months.
Pride season now.
unidentified
Hmm.
elijah schaffer
That's interesting.
Okay.
I didn't know about that.
Trudeau is a bizarre person.
You know, I saw this video.
Here he is.
This is a video of Justin Trudeau talking about Pride season.
Brian, bring up my screen.
Let's listen.
What?
unidentified
Spencing?
@australiantalk
No.
unidentified
Ichofen Kal, the most string festevke in bataben de navischonzelba.
Beta melde dosh.
@australiantalk
No.
elijah schaffer
Anybody who speak Hitler know what she's saying?
I don't.
@australiantalk
Wait a second, why has she got the, are they the Jewish star of David on her sides there?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yes.
Is that a Jewish transsexual?
elijah schaffer
That's a good question.
@australiantalk
Because at first I thought that's a woman.
I thought, no, God didn't make them like that at all.
That's a man-made abomination right there.
elijah schaffer
You know, I wouldn't make fun of somebody who looks like this because I would assume they were deformed as a genetic issue.
But the drag is, let's just say this, I'm making fun of the fact that the future is disabled, that disabled people are becoming woke.
That's what's funny.
@australiantalk
The drag exemplifies.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Not making fun of disabled people, but that not even disabled people are sacred when it comes to just like leaving their innocence alone, right?
So like we are, we are gayifying the disabled community.
unidentified
What a bizarre, what a bizarre thing.
@australiantalk
Hey, mom, I'm getting married.
Who is she?
And you rock up with that.
elijah schaffer
With Oga.
@australiantalk
That's listen.
elijah schaffer
Listen to my voice.
Watch the, watch, watch, watch.
This is what she's saying.
See, that's what I feel like.
Imagine this person.
This is what this is a face.
This is writing you.
@australiantalk
And it's clown world as well, because although, see, you're almost agasp at the lips as well, because they just seem absolutely crazy.
But it has applied far too much lipstick on where the lips should be.
So it's almost a bit of clown world there as well.
elijah schaffer
It's disturbing.
It's disturbing.
@australiantalk
It can't afford the Botox.
elijah schaffer
You know, I know, I know.
@australiantalk
But I like its grill.
Its grill is getting there.
Its grill was heavily influenced by what's going on in the ghetto.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know if we watched this on the last show, but I was at my wife.
So Kez was asking me.
She was like, hey, I'm looking to, you know, we're going to move back to the U.S.
We really want to get some I want to get into a new class, Pilates.
Men, if your wife's have been looking to get into some classes, I found one for them.
@australiantalk
Check out this class.
unidentified
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elijah schaffer
I show this to Kez.
I was like, hey, I like Kez.
Eve, I've been married to her for like almost six years now.
And sometimes she still doesn't get when I'm like just being like a fucking retard.
Like I brought this, I was like, hey, what do you think about this?
Would you want to go?
And she goes, oh my gosh, what are they doing?
It's like, you know, oh, they're, um, it's called the D-riding class.
And she's like, D, like, dick.
And I'm like, yeah.
And she's like, why are they all together doing that?
And I was like, because girls can't go to the restroom together.
They learn how to ride dick together.
@australiantalk
I thought it was at the stable.
I thought it was for donkey robes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's what I told her.
I go, no, this is an X.
This is just for exercise.
Like, like, you know, when the girls do pole dancing and then they go, oh, it's for exercise.
It's not sexual.
It's not sexual.
It's just for the, it's just for the exercise.
Like, dude, I don't, like, I could not see, like, why do why are chicks like this, man?
This is crazy.
And I think one commenter put, let me read this.
I think it was actually made me laugh.
Somebody put, um, I think one of the comments made me laugh here.
That was like, where did he go?
I liked his comment.
It was actually really funny.
@australiantalk
That's a problem with being too popular on XE.
You've got far too many comments, and it's hard to go back and find this conversation.
ben shapiro
So we're just going to kind of, well, we don't really like this conversation, so we're just going to kind of shut it down.
elijah schaffer
No, someone was like, bro, I hate, I hate when women do this.
Like, they think my dick can bend it at like a 30, 30-degree angle, and it hurts.
Just do it normally.
@australiantalk
Well, if a girl was literally trying to rob me like that, I would think she is retarded.
I'd be like, what the hell is going on?
You're trying to enjoy this too much.
Don't you realize this isn't about your enjoyment?
It's about me getting off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what's the point of this when it only lasts one minute?
You know what, though?
Can I?
Okay, so this is so sorry for the females here.
I'm tired and I got like three hours of sleep last night.
I'm really, I've got a lot on my plate right now.
We all do, but it's just one, it's just going to be one of those months where it's just going to be rough.
I got a young kid who's sick, a pregnant wife.
I've got to move out of a country.
I'm going to sell all my belongings, restart in another country, break down an entire studio, leave everything, set up in a new country while dealing with the continued bullshit of constant attacks, create doing my job and everything.
It's really the second time in two years I've moved around the world and it is a lot of work and it's very expensive.
It's going to cost me at least $96.
@australiantalk
And you've got to do all this whilst also being a white privileged mate.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
Yes.
And I have AIDS.
I'm dying of AIDS.
No, yeah.
So it's one of those things where I'm cooked.
I am so cooked.
But luckily, people thought I was on drugs this time.
I'm not doing drugs.
So that's good.
But I am smoking meth, which is not a drug in South Gold Coast.
It's called part of the culture.
No, I'm kidding.
No, but I was going to say, with the lasting a long time thing, I think the truth is, is if you are drunk, you can last a lot longer in bed.
And I think you're more likely to want to turn the we're talking about with the husband and wife here, guys.
I think as a man, if you are intoxicated, you also are probably more likely to do things that begin more in the foreplay or the pleasure.
But also, a lot of a lot of the lasting longer two would probably be like in dating.
But when you're married and you have young kids or things happen and you have family living with you, sometimes you're just happy to get it on.
@australiantalk
It has to be quick.
elijah schaffer
You're just like, you're both just happy to have a moment, you know?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because, you know, life gets complicated.
And I don't think men ever get as much sex as they'd want because it would be multiple times a day, every day.
But then as you get busy, it's not that you don't want sex as much.
It's not that you're not horny.
It's like you don't even, you're just so busy.
And so sometimes your, your, your schedules don't sync up.
So sometimes it's like you could be a guy, you could be horny and you're but now you're working late till like one in the morning.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then your wife is getting up early because you're working late.
And so she's with the kids and then and then she's in bed when you by the time you get home and like it's not that your sex life has died or there's any problems.
And so then I guess you're not having as much sex as you would as you would like.
And then you're when your schedules come, it doesn't.
So when your schedules don't come, then you come quickly.
And I think that's what happens to a lot of people.
@australiantalk
Well, you're not working hard enough as well.
Like there's times where I've been working so much and I've come home and literally I just crash, man, because that's what happens.
You just want to be.
elijah schaffer
That's the whole driving under the influence.
You're like, I just crash.
Like that's because your blood alcohol level is a 0.14.
@australiantalk
But then she still wants a little bit of love.
So by all means, I'm sleeping on my back and she can utilize what's there for her.
And that's happened several times.
That's what happens.
So if that hasn't been an experience of yours, you're not working enough.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And I think, I think, but I was going to say, like, I think that that's why it's important.
Like, I was, like, we're really busy.
So I told Kezo, hey, when we settle, when this thing settle down, like, we need to make sure that like we're able to like, you know, go on some dates soon and stuff because you've got to, it's not, I hate couples.
They're like, you've got to, you've got to schedule sex.
No, you don't.
What it, what it is, though, is you've got to set, you've got to make sure you're scheduling romantic intimacy.
Like for the girl mostly, for her well-being.
So she feels like she's still being courted and loved and paid attention to.
But also, because as men, we can go really quickly.
You've got to make sure that you're, you know, sometimes not in the selfish mood.
And it's not about, I'm not saying about seeking a woman's orgasm or whatever, but like women want the date night before the sex.
They want the dinner and the movie.
They want the time outside walking.
Like women want the non-sexual touches and stuff throughout the day.
And as men, obviously, we're busy, we're working.
And, you know, it's like, they're like, be romantic.
You grab their nipple, you know, and you're like, not like that.
But, but I, but I mean, like, genuinely, we got to remember that just like men will be in marriages or men will go through life and think that they don't have enough sex.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Women will go into marriages and feel like they don't get enough just touching and attention and conversation and things because things get very, you know, strategic for men.
So you ought to be really careful as a man that you don't let your bedroom die.
And also, I want to remind men, you will go ups and downs in your marriage where there's more sex or less sex.
But it's true when a woman feels protected and provided for, she's likely to give you more of what you're looking for.
That's just some good advice.
You know what I mean?
And so it's not that you should feel like a failure, but you know, if you broke trust, then you got to go rebuild trust and then you'll probably start getting the sex that you want.
And if you're not providing well, you need to go work hard and start providing so she's not worried and you'll probably get more of what you want.
But women should never use sex as a tool to withhold from men.
You still need, it's a duty.
But also I'm just reminding men, this is why a lot of women initiate divorces because a lot of guys have checked out.
I think so.
@australiantalk
And they love the opportunity for the potentiality of going out on that date or spending time with you, that romantic evening.
But one of the most joyous aspects of that for them, not for us, is them preparing for the night.
That's getting ready.
That's dolling themselves up.
That's applying their makeup.
And it's all the thought processes into what's going to happen this evening.
So there's an element to it where they get to be girly.
And a lot of the time, because we are so busy, they can't really be girly anymore.
But you want your girl to be girly as frequently as possible.
You want her to retain her feminine qualities as much as possible.
And if you see her slipping, you know, hand her the credit card.
Say go shopping, buy yourself something nice so she can feel good about herself.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but if you, if she's slipping and you want to slip in, the thing is, is as someone said, someone said Elijah gets prostate massages.
I don't even.
@australiantalk
That's only for milking purposes, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't.
Oh, I get what that means.
I was like, what the hell, you massage?
Oh, okay.
Well, that's pretty weird.
You guys are weird in the chat.
And you guys are arguing about salty cracker, too.
You guys are very, very strange.
But I will say, yeah, so look, I'm not going to say this topic much longer.
All I want to say is with people is like, I don't know if you really need to go to a class like that.
Like, I feel like it's God made us in a way to design and to understand each other.
And you don't really have to do that.
But I don't know why people are doing that.
Like, why are people doing pole dancing for exercise?
You know what I mean?
Like, just see, it seems slutty.
@australiantalk
Well, who was running that class?
Was it a black woman and she was trying to train all those white women who would normally be at yoga, but instead they're doing this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, yeah, base ghost said, don't forget to thumbs up for Elijah's prostate.
You guys are fucked up and weird, man.
You guys are strange.
You guys are just weird.
Like, it's like, what?
What the hell?
I told you, like, half the chat is just like talking shit on me the entire show.
And I was already reading, like, what the?
Like, someone on the last show said Elijah's built like he has a dirty microwave.
I'm like, what?
It was like tripping my brain up the whole time.
I was like, like, people think that they can attack me.
They'll be like, Elijah's a fucking terrible human being.
He killed children.
And I'm like, lol, I don't even think about it.
And then someone just comes out like, your microwave's dirty.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I don't care if you like accuse me of terrible shit or say bad things about me.
It's more like, if I don't, I don't know what's going on.
I just want to know what's happening.
What's up to Redwater, Cocteau, and Rusty Shukelford and those in the chat?
And I'm back on censored now, which is really nice.
I was signed out there because I'm packing up this computer.
All right, let's go into some other topics here.
Let's talk about Star Wars.
It's kind of interesting.
Here you go.
Okay, we're not even going to talk about the gay part about the new Star Wars because Pride Month.
Check this out.
The actress was on The Daily Show.
Did you see this clip?
Check this out.
unidentified
When people watch The Hate You Give, what do you want them to walk away with?
Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.
elijah schaffer
well i mean white people crying actually was the goal so there's this new star wars series And to remind people about, I don't know if we have it in here.
To remind people about what this was about, Joel Berry brought this up.
Apparently, it's a lesbian couple has like these Jedi kids or something.
And Jedi are black women who are fighting the patriarchy and white supremacy.
And that's who they're fighting.
And it's all the only white men are prisoners in the film.
And it's the gayest film.
It's about lesbians and blacks in the Star Wars universe.
And I thought we already had blacks.
It was called Jar Jar Binks.
But they, that's what this is about.
And the best part is, is everyone's like, so they just don't give a fuck about Star Wars and just using lightsabers to like tell gay oppression stories?
Yes, because I saw an interview with the black, main black guy in it.
And he was clearly not informed on what Star Wars was.
This is like the main actor, by the way.
He was on an interview and he was like, you know, and I obviously was, you know, my favorite character.
He says something like this.
My favorite character is like Anakin's, you know, Skywalker, you know, like Darth Vader, you know, because when Darth Vader, you know, blew up the Death Star, and he said it twice, so he didn't mess up.
He's like, yeah, and Anakin, you know, blew up the Death Star.
And you're like, okay, I'm not even okay.
You are confused, sir.
You don't, you never watch the movies.
You never watched them.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You never watched the event movie.
@australiantalk
He does not care.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but he's like, I love Star Wars.
Darth Vader blew up the Death Star.
Like, how could you do that?
@australiantalk
you're like well he didn't and sarah connor was the terminator Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was like, you didn't watch this, but they are, they're on their press twist.
This is the gayest Star Wars, the blackest Star Wars.
It's got the most low reviews of any Star Wars in history.
Why are they doing this?
I thought Disney learned that people don't watch this shit.
@australiantalk
Is this why George Lucas sold Star Wars?
Because he knew what was coming down the pike and he knew it was going to be destroyed.
Because every single time they do this, when they go woke, they're going to go broke.
And the majority of the audience that would go out rush to listeners to watch this stuff.
They're long life fans, lifelong fans.
They won't want a piece of this at all because it doesn't correspond with what the actual rules of the game are.
elijah schaffer
Well, what I don't understand.
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
Hold up.
unidentified
Don't put me on the screen.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me.
I'm sick, by the way.
Sick of life.
Let me.
I just want a fancy studio again.
And I want to have a producer that's doing this for me.
I hate.
I'm sounding like a bitch right now, but guys, I'll be completely honest.
I hate trying to talk in a show and having to do this.
And I'd like my guests, like everyone to have all the chats open.
And I'd like it, like somebody to get in and set stuff up and focus on the content and the quality.
And then I'm going to start my OnlyFans.
There's going to be videos of me masturbating to Star Wars videos.
But by masturbating, I just mean, no, I'm just kidding.
I'm not.
I'm dead inside.
Okay.
Let me come to this real fast.
South Park predicted this.
what it would be what uh south park remember they did the disney episode what star wars was like under disney And they predicted this is what was going to happen.
unidentified
There you are, Miss Kennedy.
The Linguine in clam sauce.
elijah schaffer
Excuse me.
unidentified
I believe I asked you to put a chicken in and make her gay.
Yes, the chef was a little confused what you meant by that.
It means put a chicken to linguini and make her fucking gay.
And I want it lame.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that the head of Lucasfilms, right?
That's what that is, right?
I think that's what it is.
So yeah, they're making part of her.
But Joel Berry had this to say, who, you know, Joel Berry, here he is.
You can follow him, managing editor of the Babylon B. His boss, Seth Dylan, unfollowed me everywhere the other week.
We brought that up.
We always lament like another person that unfollows us everywhere that I used to work with.
But Joel's cool.
I like Joel.
People disagree with him on a lot of stuff, but I think he's got some witty stuff.
But he brought this up.
The acolyte is a queer Marxist vandalization of the myth of Star Wars.
In the acolyte, the force is a metaphor for cultural hegemonic power.
The Jedi are a metaphor for cisgender white oppressors who hoard the power for themselves.
Yes, it really is that obnoxious and stupid.
Let me see.
So it was intentional.
Okay, so we will read this in a second.
It's apparently intentional, but I want to find the clip about, yeah, here it is.
Let's watch this.
By the way, I could stream more often and not cancel shows when there's issues.
If you guys don't mind me just perusing like this, like just kind of clicking through, because it's because we usually have to find everything and convert it and get it into scripts and do this stuff.
That's why it takes time.
But if you guys don't mind, I can just, like, I don't have to cancel.
I was going to cancel a month of shows to move, but I can stream if you don't mind me just zipping through the internet like this.
Because I go on the internet a lot anyways.
Watch this.
This is fake and gay.
unidentified
I want to ask you both because this is, I would say, arguably the gayest Star Wars by a considerable margin.
And are you excited about that?
Are you racing yourself?
It's pretty gay, let's be honest.
Leslie, are you?
How do you feel?
Am I gay?
No, I know you are gay, but I'm asking, are you excited about putting this?
You know, this is going to be a talking point.
Is it going to be a talking point?
I'm sure somebody.
Because nerds are gay.
Yeah.
Well, some nerds are very not gay and are very threatened by gay points.
Well, that's true.
But in my world, nerds are gay.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's start there.
So this makes me angry.
So if we're going to ruin nerd life, I just wanted to be a metrosexual nerd from LA.
Now I have to be a neo-Nazi.
No, I'm kidding.
But it's like, but it's like, you know, you took away, I just wanted to be a guy that had a nose ring.
I just went, I would just go to my M83 concert, the Hollywood amputee, not the ampitheators, actually at the Microsoft Center.
So I'd go to M83.
I didn't want to go to my Passion Pit concerts, right?
This is what I wanted to do with my skinny jeans.
That's what I wanted to do.
And, but you couldn't let me have that.
You had to turn everyone in the music industry gay and trans.
And concerts have like, I started to notice that.
It's like, I was went to Arcade Fire at Coachella.
I went there.
I think it was the first time I realized that was back in 2013, I think.
Yeah, 2013.
It's like 11 years ago, 2014, maybe.
I remember I was at an Arcade Fire concert at Coachella.
And this was before Coachella, by the way, became as corporatized as it is in the last five years or six years.
It's like celebrities weren't there.
It wasn't like the thing.
It was like Lala Paloozo or anything.
It was just any other music festival.
And there weren't rappers everywhere.
It was actually rock music, which was like indie music.
So different era.
And I remember like Arcade Fire was like, I didn't know anything about their sexuality.
I never cared.
I just liked their music.
And they were like on stage, like, this song is for like the gay people.
And everyone's like, woo!
And I was like, one of like probably a third of the crowd, like looking around, like, wait, what?
And it was like, yeah, we don't, basically, like, it was like, what are you talking about?
It's like, if you like to lick glitz and suck dick or whatever, like, we don't judge you.
And I'm going, I don't think anyone cares what you think about.
unidentified
Like, what?
@australiantalk
We're here for the music.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm like, just play your fucking music, bitch.
And there was like so many references of this.
Like, you can be a lesbian.
You can be gay.
You know, gay marriage is legal or whatever.
And everyone's like, woo!
And I was like, God, this is so annoying.
I remember like I got there early to go to the front of the group too, to go in the front.
And I remember just being like, this is annoying.
And when it started invading, I mean, of course, music has always been pretty gay and stuffed in the last few decades.
But I mean, it wasn't like they weren't announcing it, right?
They were just like Elton John was just a fag, but it wasn't like.
He wasn't like, this is for AIDS people, you know?
@australiantalk
It had nothing to do with their performance.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And I know we had the AIDS live, you know, whatever in the 80s or whatever.
@australiantalk
Because a performance on stage has got nothing to do with the bedroom performance.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but I remember, I remember like, I just remember being like, okay, I'm checked out.
And when you hear these people like say that, like, oh, well, you know, they know that the audience of Star Wars is traditionally nerds.
And it's like, well, you know, actually, most nerds are not really pro-gay and stuff.
It's like, well, in my world, they are.
Well, your world is fake and gay, literally.
@australiantalk
So now at big concerts, like girls have been told for a long time, you don't want to crowdsurf because there's all these perverts in the crowd that as the girl's getting passed over the top, they try to protrude her and do all different types of things with their hands, right?
They try to cop a feel.
So now dudes got to watch out.
Hey, dudes, you don't want to be crowdsurfing because there's dudes in that crowd that are looking literally to penetrate you as they're passing you over the top.
Is that what we want at concerts?
Like, do we want this prevalence of gayness at our concerts or would we prefer just actually be there to listen to the music?
elijah schaffer
Well, I just feel like there's this disrespect today, which I guess we're going to find out live on air why they did this.
But I think it's like, like, I used to be a fan of Star Wars.
I haven't seen anything from Star Wars in years.
Like, I gave up.
I didn't even watch episode nine.
Is that with the last one?
Man, I watched half of eight.
I fell asleep twice.
I was on edibles, though.
I was fucking stoned out of my mind on edibles.
Number seven I watched, thought it was like they just redid the old episode.
It was like the same storyline.
It was not creative.
Eight was boring.
Nine, I didn't watch.
And then I watched like a couple.
I watched, I went and saw a solo, but I was, but I was drawn.
I think I was cross-faded.
So I thought it was an okay movie.
And then someone told me it wasn't.
They said you.
@australiantalk
You put yourself through a lot of torture.
I gave up.
I think the first three, I've seen those.
And if someone says, let's watch Star Wars, we'll be like, yeah, out of those first three.
All the other, Jar Jar Binks and the Sith and all the other bullshit.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but there were some redeeming qualities, meaning like it wasn't that woke.
Like the first ones were just like, they weren't woke.
They were just kind of like bad writing and some like chintzy CGI, but it wasn't woke.
The whole reason why they weren't that good, though, the theory is, is because Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be the Sith Lord.
So he's supposed to be this unlikable character that ended up being the Sith, but they ended up changing it because people thought he was black because he was played by a black guy and they didn't want black people to think that blacks were evil.
I'm not even joking.
It would end up being woke.
That's why I got ruined from wokeness.
Something like that.
But I really, I really genuinely, I liked Rogue One.
I watched an episode or a couple episodes of the Boba Fett.
And that was the same.
It was like, here's Little Yoda, Baby Yoda.
And you had all these girls being like, oh my God, baby Yoda's culture.
It's just culture.
Like the turning point people were like, baby Yoda is culture.
And you're like, oh, fucking, put a fucking rifle in my mouth and pull the trigger and blow my brains out.
I'd rather see my fucking brain matter on the wall than have to suffer with one of these fucking conservative ink ethos being like, it's culture.
It's culture.
Oh my gosh.
Shut up, please.
Like, just stop.
It's not what Star Wars was just supposed to be, like, a cool fantasy thing.
And honestly, Dune was way better than that, except for the fact that the love interest is a 12-year-old boy.
I couldn't get over the gay main characters.
You had a Twink and a 12-year-old brown boy that were in love, and I couldn't get into it.
@australiantalk
Which is understandable.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I couldn't get into it.
Interracial Twink relationships, you know, it's the next level.
@australiantalk
How many dudes would go and watch Star Wars if they just cast Sweeney as the girl in it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
What if Sidney Sweeney's boobs were the death star?
And it just.
Sidney Sweeney gives me hope because it just reminds me that no matter what, boobs.
So anyway, that's a tangential rant on just like just the disrespect for audiences.
Like they don't care anymore.
It's like narcissism.
It's like the Snow White.
Remember?
They were like, oh, we don't fuck the original Snow White.
Like hey, fuck you.
@australiantalk
Well then they couldn't have actual dwarves playing the seven dwarfs.
They had to be inclusive of larger bodied people.
And then all the dwarfs caught up in revolt.
They're like, wait a second, this movie was made for us, we can all get an acting gig now, not just that guy from Game Of Thrones.
He won't steal the only dwarf role.
They're like, no no sorry, you six other guys that thought you're gonna get a gig, you're not gonna get it, we're gonna replace you.
Now, imagine if they make a Big Bang Theory movie in the future, And in Big Bang Theory, they replace the five white heterosexual nerds with, oh no, four white heterosexual dudes, with four Tyrones from the hood.
And they try to sell that as the Big Bang Theory crew.
The audience would be like, what the hell?
This is such a departure from what the original show was all about.
This isn't true to the legacy of the show.
So, you know, if they want to keep doing this, Elijah, they'll keep doing it.
But all it does is bring hate, not only on the actors, but on the actual franchise itself.
So it's something they've brought upon themselves.
So they deserve whatever the repercussions of that are.
It's no different to Juliet.
You know, Juliet being an ugly black girl now.
It's like, what?
How's she going to be desirable?
Why would a dude want to kill himself and abandon his family to go hook up with that?
elijah schaffer
By the way, I just found out too that even if you don't want to say anything, you can donate on locals.
I know you guys said on the, there's no way to super chat on Censored anymore, but just so you guys see that we have a proper chat.
Look at this.
No, but now it's not like this little box at the bottom.
It has a proper chat.
And as I mentioned, like it's not, it's not the window that that's small.
Like if you watch it on the screen, it looks like that.
But now we have a, it's like, it's like Rumble now, you know?
So it's proper.
@australiantalk
And of course, we do know that Sheldon was gay and most of them were gay, even Wolowitz.
He was a gay Jew on the Big Bang Theory.
But that's just my point.
If they tried to remake that into a film and they replaced the original cast members or ones that appear to look like them with Tyrones from the hood, people would be upset.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Debstup sent in a dollar just to say that Ben's been too busy bombing Rafa.
Welcome back, Habibi.
Thank you.
No, but Doggo Waffen SS sent 60 bucks in locals.
Apparently, this entire time people donate and don't put super chats.
I didn't know that's even possible, but that's apparently what's going on.
So let's watch the rest of this interview, though, because not only do they hate their, not only do they hate their audience, but they also, I have so much discriminatory things to say, but I don't want to say them.
unidentified
Was this the fun element of?
No, I don't think so.
And yet people have told me that it's the gay of Star Wars.
And I frankly know.
I think that Star Wars is so gay already.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I mean, have you seen the fits?
unidentified
We'd be like, look how gay this is.
And then send each other a reference.
And are you telling me with a straight face that C3PO is straight?
They're a couple.
That's what I think.
This is more outrageous.
I think it's canon that R2D2 is a lesbian.
Oh, interesting.
Huh.
Ask Philani.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
so i i think my most so this is a new thing i haven't I have a new thing here.
Okay.
The reason why I dislike the LGBTQ community is because people who make their sexuality their identity, it's so uninteresting.
It's actually just uninteresting.
It's like they're robots.
They don't have sex.
@australiantalk
Of course.
elijah schaffer
This is like, this is porn rot brain.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right?
And I've seen a ton of porn in my life.
And I still, I've never gotten into porn.
I never once in my life, even as like a teenager, was like into that, like watching like R2D2 and Sandy Cheeks clap it, you know, in bikini bottom.
Like I never, I never saw that.
No, I'm just kidding.
I never did.
I, I, you know, that kind of stuff exists, right?
It's like fantasy, like cartoon porn stuff.
@australiantalk
Not I, I don't who's into that, but you'd never conjure it in your mind, regardless of how many times you ever watch Star Wars.
You'd be like yeah, those robots, they're gay.
Or those robots, they're lesbian, or anything like.
Who actually has that thought process?
And secondarily to that as well, she's saying listen, i'm a lesbian.
Well, what do lesbians do?
Lesbians are all about chowing down, but she's not attractive.
So I understand if like, there's a hot chick and she becomes a lesbian, then she's desired by other girls because they want to chow down on her, such as her hotness.
But that one there, she's not actually physically appealing enough to want anyone to chow down on her.
So in lots of cases I think women become lesbians simply because they're rejected by men.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and also I like the idea of lesbians more than the execution of them.
Like in my world check this out, go to my screen here, Brian.
Like in my world, that's not how my lesbians look.
So the thing is is most people think of lesbians by like hot chicks you've seen in porn, and those are not lesbians, those are porn stars like that's just, or just that's just, that's just girls looking for attention.
@australiantalk
If Jack Black and Woody Ellen had a lesbian daughter.
That would be it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, lesbians in real life are not it.
Now, what is it?
That's a good question, not that, like Alex Jones, i've been up for so many days, i'm not even being raided by the larger point is.
unidentified
The larger point is, why do they have to insult the audience?
@australiantalk
Why do they have to insult the audience?
elijah schaffer
Wait, you know what I found out?
Like I see, I do.
I have, like I like a bunch of like lesbians, like my instagram is weird because i'm not so controversial on instagram.
Okay, I have a pretty okay size audience about 380 000 something followers.
It's not a big page, it's just like a page and i'm pretty like, pretty kosher on there and occasionally uh, my clip guy, uh Hayden, will cut clips that are just like from this show and like it's like memes making fun of trans people and stuff.
And then like there's just like a clip where i'm just like women don't have original ideas and it's like there's like this, like misogynist, like um diatribe, and I lose like a thousand female followers and they get so mad in the comments and they make videos about me and like slightly offensive is a sexist and guess what?
There is this person I used to work with who says he's sexist too.
Yeah bitch, unfollow me.
I don't want you following me on that end.
I don't want these people following me.
I don't care.
Do you realize?
I don't do this for you?
Do you realize I don't care if I, if I was doing this for followers, this would not be the road I would be on.
Okay, I would not be doing this.
We would be grifting a lot better.
We'd be pretty bad grifters, but I don't care.
But what I don't like is i'm not as extreme as some people are and they want me to be more extreme than I am I.
I I don't like.
I don't want to lose certain people that think a certain way because of the comments I make about general trends, about people.
And it's not to pander to, i'm not pandering to people, but I get, I get kind of I laugh when people like like, Like, I'll say that, like, lesbians in real life are disgusting.
And then, like, some like, just like older lesbian who's sick of what's going on in America is like, you know, I didn't know you thought that about me.
And it's like, you know what, Janet?
You know what?
You look fucking good in a, in a, in a plaid t-shirt and your fucking axe.
Go fucking chop wood.
You can stay.
No, but like, meaning, like, you know, by no means am I, like, I'm from LA, man.
I can live around everybody.
I've lived around people dying on the street and it doesn't phase me.
But I, what I, what I am tired of is this.
I wouldn't be picking apart the scroll.
It's my point.
It's like, if this girl just happened to be a lesbian and was an actress in the movie, like, and it's like, okay, I would have been okay.
This is where my views are changing from like a little bit of like, they've changed over the years from neoliberalism to fascism.
No, I'm totally joking, but where my neoliberalism died.
Where it died was this, is like, I wouldn't care if they hired some fat, ugly, lesbian chick in the movie.
And theoretically, it's like, okay, I wouldn't care, just like I wouldn't care if a Muslim moved next to me.
But then, like what Joel Davis said, it's like, okay, yeah, when 1% of the city is black, there's not a lot of crime and the blacks are kept in check.
But if you live in a city with 50% black people, now you're, you can't even walk down the street.
And it's like, okay, so you have a gay person that's just like a gay person in a movie.
Who cares?
I don't care if they're lesbian.
Like, they're acting.
They could kiss a boy and they don't like it.
I don't think if you're an actor and you're straight and you're kissing someone, you're doing it hopefully because you're turned on and horny.
Like, you may have to kiss an ugly chick that you're turned off by.
You're acting.
But they're making this movie.
I don't know anything about the story.
I don't know anything about anything.
Everything's about being gay now.
It's not that there are gay.
It's not like we are fighting for a position to where, you know, your boss finds out you're gay and you're not fired.
And we're like, hey, people deserve the right to do what they want to do behind closed doors.
It's that now it's like we're hiring people because they're gay.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that makes me question and made me question that liberalism must be a lie then because they must be taking advantage of our ignorance and our goodwill.
People like myself who grew up in big cities who are just like, well, I have gay friends and black friends and different people.
So who cares?
And then when I realized, yeah, because I'm not naturally hateful, but that's why monoethnic, mono, you know, societies are important is because when you allow too many ideas to compete, then it causes you to not be able to retain the power hold.
And now we have a movie full of black, gay lesbians.
And that's what this is.
It's a black, gay, lesbian movie.
So then now I know neoliberalism is a lie.
And like Dave Smith said, we're not talking about fighting for rights anymore.
We're talking about slamming decadence in our faces.
And these people are fat and decadent.
@australiantalk
And they want you to be tolerant.
That's the other thing.
elijah schaffer
No, not tolerant.
@australiantalk
They want to accept it.
elijah schaffer
They want to, no, they want to exclude us now.
We're past that.
So it's not even, they're not just like, oh, we want to be included.
They want to exclude white, straight people.
So now I'm at war with these fucking lesbians.
@australiantalk
Well, how many people do you think are going to attend this film with literally rainbow flags in their hands?
And there's going to be people in the theaters throughout the world literally waving rainbow whilst watching the movie.
Now, some normally go to Star Wars and they dress up as a Star Wars character.
Now they're just going to be going like it's Pride Parade.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, here's here.
unidentified
Wait.
elijah schaffer
Wait.
Here's a real question.
Let me bring them both up on the screen.
All right.
Let me get.
So this is to all the homophobes and racists out there.
@australiantalk
Don't ask this question.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So who gets to stay in the ethno state?
No, who gets to stay in the new West?
So you get to choose one of these.
Would you or wouldn't you?
So do you choose the black pro-gay straight girl or the white, ugly, butch or the white lesbian?
It's not butch, the white lesbian.
Ben, explain who in your reasoning chat.
I'll read the best ones too.
I'm looking at the chat here.
@australiantalk
Well, as a matter of fact, I would like you to go first with this.
elijah schaffer
No, This is my show.
I need you to go first.
I need you to go first.
@australiantalk
Well, the one on the right is too close a representation of Gorlock the destroyer.
unidentified
Okay.
@australiantalk
In my opinion, there's a lot going on with that busted up head right there.
It's not too appealing to me.
unidentified
And the other one looks like.
@australiantalk
Man, I can't say exactly what I want to be able to say.
Like, you're about to pack up and leave this country.
I'm going to say what I want to say.
And I'm dead, man.
I am dead.
unidentified
But she would have a role at home.
She would be allowed inside.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
So you choose the black one?
elijah schaffer
This is this is.
So here's what I think.
I think this.
I am.
Wait, go back to that.
Where's I get the people on the screen?
This is a would you rather okay?
We're talking about a one-night stand here.
Dude, this is why I have like my father-in-law and people will always like call me like your show, you're going downhill again.
This show's been such a downhill.
This is what happens when a lion is tired.
I'm just like showing you like D-riding classes.
And like I have a problem.
I just speak my mind.
Okay.
It's a real problem.
And it makes everyone hate me.
Everybody eventually hates me in my circle, except for Ben.
But Ben, I hate him.
I killed him.
I killed his cousin for the honor.
No, real, like, any guy that says they wouldn't take the black chick on a one-night stand is probably lying.
@australiantalk
They are lying.
elijah schaffer
Because even if you're not, like, attracted to the black, like to black people naturally, she's got nice, she's pretty, and she's got nice features.
I think she could do away with the trying to be black hair so that she, so that she comes across more black.
You know, like the try to make the hair voluminous, they call it.
Like, I think she could do with like straightening her hair and stuff.
But she's got a wide mouth and straight teeth.
@australiantalk
She's got a rack as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
There's a lot of milk to be produced right there.
elijah schaffer
For your children.
No, no, but I meant on the real note, this is so terrible.
But like, yeah, there's a difference between saying, would you or would you marry?
Right.
And I'm not promoting sex outside of marriage in general, but that lesbian girl on the right, you just know it stinks.
@australiantalk
It literally looks like the skinnier sister of Gorlock the destroyer.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Here's what chat says.
Mayo Monkey says, I choose my hand.
Base Ghost says, I don't know, black chick, I think.
Nathan Swinnen said, white lesbian.
The ghoul machine said, butch, I'll put her to work.
True says the dark one.
Oh, Dace Latina says the black girl is a lesbian too.
Wow.
NBA 4 Janice said, I lived in Colorado town that was like 25% lesbians.
Someone said white lesbian and beater straight.
Both gross.
Yeah, but this is what you had to pick.
That's the problem with the would you.
You have to pick.
@australiantalk
Oh, Minksy Minks.
Who do you think?
Who would you pick, Minksy?
elijah schaffer
I like the lesbian is Quentin Taratino's drag.
Yeah, someone said the white chick looks slightly retarded.
Sleek said that the black woman looks slightly attractive, but if you play in the mud, you get a little chocolate monster.
No, that's not how that works.
Someone said Cocto that the black whore is only clearly part black.
Yeah, you can tell she's a mix too.
You can tell she's mulatto.
I could tell that, at least a quarter.
She's got someone white.
Someone dip their stick in the chocolate fountain, you know?
You can see what's going on there.
I had a friend who was really into black chicks for a while.
unidentified
I don't even understand.
elijah schaffer
Anywhere down here?
long mouse said elijah would pick the lesbian because she's good with pegging okay And the darker shade one.
@australiantalk
Is there some Jew in her?
elijah schaffer
Someone said E-mocking D-writing classes, plain and simple misogyny.
All right, so we'll leave it there.
That's what I got.
What about the, let me see the censor chat, if they said anything.
Did we get that?
Oh, someone asked if the girl on the right was Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.
I don't even know what locals said.
Let's see what Locals said on that one.
Yeah, with the Milano one.
Isn't it Mulatto, not Milano?
I'm pretty sure it's mulatto, not Milano.
Am I wrong on that?
@australiantalk
No, you're not wrong.
elijah schaffer
Mulatto.
Like, it's like you're mixed, right?
Like a mulatto?
@australiantalk
Yeah, but Robert De Niro's got mixed children, and people say, well, he always tries to play an Italian gangster, so his children aren't mulatto, they're Milano.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
It's ironic because girls are also in a lesbian state, too.
Like Timothy Chalame looks like a lesbian, you know?
unidentified
Timo D. Timudi Chaname.
elijah schaffer
I think Timothy looks like a bearded dragon.
He looks like an iguana.
Like, can I ask that?
What are the girls?
Is it the birth control that the girls are into that?
I don't know.
@australiantalk
Girls are into birth control, which isn't good for them.
elijah schaffer
yeah um can we can we play a few clips and just yeah let me go to your thing All right, well, I'm switching topics here.
This has been a weird show.
This has been a strange show.
I don't even know what's going on.
It's better than a no-show.
@australiantalk
So I wasn't aware of one of the first ones that comes up there, E, that I've sent you, and that's what happened in the NBA some time ago.
So scroll up, bro.
Keep going up.
Up one more, I think.
That video at the top there.
So this one.
Now, I'm not sure what that this actually happened in the NBA.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's watch this.
What am I watching?
@australiantalk
Something went down at this.
unidentified
Jacket, I'm not sure.
You'd have to walk past a piece of bench to go.
Now our test has jumped over the scores table and is trying to get down to the bench.
Our test is in the stands.
Oh, this is awful.
elijah schaffer
Fans are getting involved.
unidentified
Steven Jackson's in the fans.
Rasheed Wallace going into the stance.
They're securely trying to somehow restore order.
Fans and players are going out.
The players try to help each other out.
This is a disgrace.
All the players now.
They're jumping in there.
And they're trying to get the other players out because the fans have come involved.
What a sad scene here at the Palace.
And now another fight's breaking out in front of the Pistons bench.
They're pouring liquid over it.
What a disgraceful sign from the Pistons fans here.
Jacket, I'm not sure.
When did this happen?
@australiantalk
I don't know.
I don't think it doesn't look too recent, but it certainly did happen.
elijah schaffer
That's more entertaining than basketball.
I'll tell you that.
That's way more entertaining than basketball.
@australiantalk
What I found it interesting is that the commentary team is saying, what disgraceful behavior by the Pistons fans.
Now, I think those guys are the Indiana Pacers, those dudes in blue that have decided to run into the crowd and start assaulting members of the crowd.
I guess that's not considered disgraceful.
Look at this dude.
He just strolls up and he's like, you want to throw down?
He's like, yeah, man, you're on my card.
I'm going to smoke you.
This is crazy, dude.
And I noticed there isn't.
elijah schaffer
Didn't the black guy start it, though?
@australiantalk
There was a dude.
He was laying down there.
He was getting some treatment on the side of the court.
Something happened, and he instantly decided utilizing poor room cost control.
He was just going to sit himself up, run straight into the crowd, and start punching people.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that was the you see how much like water that was right there?
unidentified
Whatever.
elijah schaffer
That was a beer.
That was like a 16.
That was like a 24-ounce beer.
@australiantalk
Well, I actually thought it was Red Kool-Aid, and I thought he was just Kool-Aid in the bro.
So, yeah, this is the crazy clip where the hard R is dropped so frequently by these people.
It's a compilation.
unidentified
I apologize.
I know these are like difficult words to hear, but words like nigger and fag.
It's nigger.
You niggers are why I lost my job.
He only shot a nigger.
Run, nigger, run.
Nigger.
Nigger this or nigger that.
Okay, so they're like, all right, all right, you cover that Jerry Rice looking nigga.
Whatever.
Niggerhead.
Nigger.
Nigger like.
This ranch was called niggerhead.
Fucking Jews and niggers.
Nigger lover on it.
Which is better, nigger or cracker.
It was apparently called niggerhead.
Oh, you're a nigger?
Doing fucking nothing and being a lazy nigger.
They were nigger lovers.
Don't give a nigger time to learn his lesson.
elijah schaffer
White crackers.
unidentified
Yeah.
Does that mean I can say black niggers?
They caught him on tape saying the N-word.
You're going to hear it for yourself in a second.
They're never going to catch me using that word nigger.
Except when I say it six more times in this recording.
Okay.
I worked too hard for them to catch me using the word nigga.
Okay.
No, no, I'm not talking about the niggers with no souls.
I'm talking about regular niggers.
She's not the wrong kind of nigger.
She's just the kind of nigger we call nigger.
Well, all I know is, you think you're never going to get in trouble for that?
You're quite wrong.
But, you know, look, the one thing that I love about it is how he was sure that he was never going to get caught doing it.
And of course, it turned out he was wrong.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I just started becoming a young Turks fan.
@australiantalk
It's crazy that they used to be like that, man.
That's outrageous.
And they're full monetized and they're cheerleaders of the Democrat Party.
I guess the Democrats are true.
This is quite interesting.
elijah schaffer
Tell me this.
This is Ben's pics.
What's going on here?
@australiantalk
Well, I saw somebody put this out and I thought, hang on a second.
So this is the new caste system and this is now implemented across Western society.
So at the top, as you can see, you have to be Jewish, but then you have to be a trans Jew or gay Jew or Jewish woman or a Jewish man.
And then there's a cut-off point under that falls.
And this is for the privileged position of being transgender, trans black, trans people of color, trans Northeast Asians, and then trans whites.
And it drops down to gay and non-white, gay blacks, gay people of color, gay Northeast Asian, and then straight non-whites, straight blacks, straight people of color, straight Northeast Asians.
There's another cut-off zone, and this is down where it gets really hot and burning.
So these are the least oppressed people, and they are white, and they are gay whites, and they are straight white women and straight white men.
And I thought, is this actually where we're going to?
But I think we're already there, Elijah.
Like, somebody has broken this down pretty well.
They've put it together, and maybe that's because they've recognized that this is taking place in their own field, their own industry.
But if this is where we're heading, there's almost no coming back.
There's no coming back from something like this.
And it's playing out, but it's not prevalent in Asian societies and it's not prevalent in Islamic societies.
And it's certainly not prevalent in Russia.
It's only becoming more prevalent here in our countries.
elijah schaffer
Well, I want it to be said here.
I identify as Jewish.
@australiantalk
So you're at the top of the tree.
You're angelic.
elijah schaffer
So I guess from this show on, I'm going to use that in arguments that I'm Jewish.
I'm just going to use it because it's true now.
@australiantalk
You identify as that.
elijah schaffer
Well, as of today, I'm Jewish.
And I don't really think it's for you to explain my experience.
What do you think?
I need a man, a straight man telling me what I can do?
No.
unidentified
Oh, you need to go to a rabbi.
elijah schaffer
And, oh, a straight guy going to tell me what to do?
I'm Jewish.
I don't need you telling me.
So I'm Jewish now.
Yeah, that is pretty good.
Anna Kasparian is pretty fine, honestly, but she will ruin your life.
Plus, if you make the wrong comments, she'll sue you.
So don't work with those kind of people.
Let me go to a couple more of your things here.
Oh, weren't we supposed to read this first, though?
The intentional destruction of Star Wars?
@australiantalk
Go for it.
elijah schaffer
From Not the Bee.
Okay.
Almost every guy between the age of 12 and 60 has a story of first introduction to Star Wars.
I don't care about that.
The Buttercream.
Do you remember the Buttercream Gang?
If you know, you know.
Do you remember the Buttercream Gang?
The Mormon movies?
Do you remember that?
@australiantalk
Why would I know about the Mormon movies?
elijah schaffer
Okay, we got to start at the beginning.
It's pure 90.
Oh, it's 90s American Evangelical Homeschooler Nostalgia.
I was 11 years old, the oldest of six kids in a strict fundamentalist family.
This is literally me with no TV in the house.
This is how I was raised.
Dude, I was raised in a cult.
I am not joking.
Like, I, we've gone through this on interviews before.
I had no TV.
I had nothing.
I lived on a compound.
I could count the number of movies I had seen on one hand, two of which were Buttercream Gang movies.
If you know, you know.
For me, it was the Prince of Egypt.
But anyway, that was like the first movie I saw in theaters that I was allowed to see.
And my dad was really worried because it was rated PG.
And I remember him asking the girl at the front if there's any innuendos in it.
And we still had to have a debrief on where it was inaccurate biblically.
Anyways, and I had never heard of Star Wars.
I just had earned a personal pen, pen, pizza from Pizza Hut's book it program as a reward for reading five books.
And our homeschool group had taken a trip to Pizza Hut to enjoy our well-earned spoils.
This is my life, actually.
This was back when Pizza Hut had a jukebox, arcade games, and a dessert bar.
Yeah, it was the coolest place ever.
Star Wars had just been re-released in the theaters for its 20th anniversary with my pizza.
I got a commemorative cup that depicted the famous scene of one-handed Luke Skywalker standing across a bottomless pit from Darth Vader.
Little ol' sheltered me, having no idea what I was looking at, got home and showed the cup to my parents.
My normally strict, severe father got a little boyish glint in his eye and asked, want to watch Star Wars?
Someone said Elijah's younger than me.
Am I?
Yeah, this is literally my, this is my upspring.
This is my upbringing.
Someone said Elijah has the best chat, and this is true.
And then I got molested.
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I'm not just getting into my own story.
Too soon.
No.
We rented a TV in VCR for the occasion.
My mom rented the trilogy from the library on VHS.
The TV came on the big metal cart, which we wheeled into the living room like a substitute teacher.
By the way, my story is, is I saw it at my uncle's house on VHS and it bloom.
I'd never seen a movie like that in my life.
I was like tripping balls.
It was the first cinematic movie I'd ever seen as well.
Never before had seen like a sci-fi movie in my life and it tripped me the fuck out as a kid.
The next three nights, I got to experience the great modern myth that was a Star Wars trilogy and I was blown away.
From then on, every squirt gun was a blaster and every long stick found in the woods was a lightsaber.
It goes on to say that 26 years, eight more movies, and I have no clue how many streaming shows later.
Star Wars is a bland, hollowed out IP owned by Disney, a company run by a bean counter who drones on in corporate speak with less vocal inflection than a Star Wars droid.
It's all produced by Kathleen Kennedy, an incompetent feminist activist who must have some nasty dirt on someone at the Lucas film that allows her to keep her job against all odds.
The loyal fan base is gone.
Its movies are losing money, and there are no signs of course correction.
The most recently announced film will be directed by yet another feminist activist, and I'll go out on a limb here and predict another Disney flop.
At this point, I have to believe that for key creatives at Disney, the destruction of Star Wars is intentional, purposeful, and done without regard for money.
I sometimes hear, why do you care so much about goofy flash Gordon knockoff for kids that features space wizards and sticks?
I think the question should be asked instead: why do they care so much?
Why are they willing to lose millions on subverting, vandalizing, and deconstructing a beloved story?
What exactly are they trying to destroy?
Experiencing Star Wars was the formative age, was revolutionary for a kid like me whose entire worldview at the time was formed by a very small sect of conservative fundamentalism.
It gave me a glimpse outside the four tiny walls of the legalistic do not touch, do not taste, do not handle religion I lived in to see the universe reality of good, evil, sacrifice, and redemption.
It made the scriptures and the gospel feel more real to me.
They weren't just literally true, but they were also in ways you can't measure ways to speak to our innermost being.
This is my life, man.
This is my life.
@australiantalk
It's when stuff was amazing.
elijah schaffer
I got in trouble for listening to Christian rock music.
My parents broke my.
I got a secret CD player.
I won in a book reading contest.
And no, Project 86.
And I went from Project 86 to M83.
No, but it was rock music and they broke it because it was wrong.
I wasn't allowed to listen to the newsboys.
POD was never be allowed in my house.
@australiantalk
Dad burst into the room.
He's listened to that.
He's like, what the hell is even that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Newsboys was not allowed.
And even parodies of secular music, like, hey now, God's our all-star.
He died on the cross now.
Go save.
You know, like those kind of songs.
Couldn't listen to those either because they were built on secular backbones.
@australiantalk
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Just a reminder: look at me.
Don't raise your kids like that.
It's not good.
I thought WWE was a satanic ritual.
That's literally true.
All right, moving on.
C.S. Lewis had a similar experience before he converted to Christianity.
Okay, going down, going down.
I don't want to read all these blog posts.
Get away from Tolkien.
This brings us to George Lucas' stories.
We're intended to be a recreation of monomyth, a universal story, the bones of which are found in everything from Greek mythology to Arthurian legends in the Gospels.
But I guess that's it.
Okay, we'll take that off.
Yeah, I think this is intentional destruction.
Dude, I'm going to tell you, like, the blackmail thing is not a joke.
And I know you guys know that.
Like, women hold things over your head.
They just do.
Like, you can, you can, dude, behind the destruction of anything great is usually a woman.
@australiantalk
Well, I just want the Barack Obama biopic.
And maybe Russell Crowe can play Barack Obama.
Or maybe some other white dude can play Barack Obama.
Only then will they understand why the outrage comes at them and how they are destroying cultural icons.
These things mean a lot to people.
It's a part of their childhood and their memories.
And these are joyous memories as well.
And these take people back to a place in time where everything was okay in their lives.
And when they transform it in such a way, Elijah, it shatters that memory.
So they're intruding upon people's good minds.
And this is why people get upset with it, man.
And rightfully so.
unidentified
Can you take me higher to a place where I can go?
I don't know if that's the lyrics.
It is.
elijah schaffer
He goes deeper.
unidentified
He goes, Can you take me higher?
elijah schaffer
Why did every worship leader, during that era too, be like it'd be like a normal voice like mine would be like it'd be like, uh, who was that one guy?
Um, who was the one Christian singer who copied Creed?
Like there's several of them, but where they would go, it was like it'd be like hey everyone, welcome to church tonight.
unidentified
Tonight's gonna be a great night, and it'd be like god, Can you take me deeper, to a place where I can go with?
elijah schaffer
That's the exact same lyrics, but you didn't say hi, you said deeper.
unidentified
It's like heaven's gates swing wide.
I'm in the arms of the Father.
It's Jesus Christ.
elijah schaffer
You're like, that's just Creed.
You just change the lyrics.
@australiantalk
But I think there's a future there for you, E, man.
I think you could become pretty big on that music scene, at least putting it out.
Let's get yourself.
elijah schaffer
Listen, there was an assistant pastor at my church growing up, great guy, by the way.
Won't say anything else about him because he's a great guy.
I don't, this is not to mock him or anything, but he did used to do the Creed voice at church, and everyone thought his voice was so good.
And I was like, this is like every white guy during that era for some reason sung.
It's kind of like in the 2010 when I like when around 2010, when everybody's kind of singing in cursive.
Remember when everyone's like, every indie artist was like, hey, Adam, Nero, there's yours now.
unidentified
Where are you?
elijah schaffer
And you're like, why are you singing like that?
Why are you singing in cursive?
Do you remember that?
@australiantalk
Well, I do.
I think they were called Lifehouse as well.
unidentified
Oh, Lifehouse.
Yeah.
@australiantalk
They were doing a lot of the stuff.
And I think that dude was replicating the lead singer of Creed as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And it's like, do we?
I'm looking at the chat.
If we're all here with the Creed stuff, I don't remember what the band is, guys.
The Christian band, they were really big.
@australiantalk
We used to have ads that ran on television back in the day.
They were always played like after midnight.
And it was like, Jesus is still alright with me.
Jesus is still alright.
And it was dudes decked out.
Jesus is still alright with it was sort of techno dance music and they were sort of decked out like new kids on the block or instinct or remember the RD too?
elijah schaffer
It was all those girl black girls.
Get the shackles off my feet so I could dance.
@australiantalk
I just want to praise you.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I don't do a good black.
unidentified
I get the shackles off my feet so I can dance.
elijah schaffer
I just want to praise.
@australiantalk
I think you'd be awesome as Elijah Schaefer on a South Park episode.
unidentified
By the way, it'd be really, really good, man.
@australiantalk
You could be the new music teacher.
elijah schaffer
Puddle of Mudshoud.
Oh, there was this era about 1998 to 2003 when they had these Christian music festivals.
And basically at that point, you could make the shittiest music, but as long as you said you were Christian, you basically got invited to play at the music festival.
@australiantalk
So Incubus was not invited, even though I missed that.
elijah schaffer
But that's when you could play Hacky Sack and bring kids and they have like experimental Christian music.
This is like when like, this was like a weird stage of Protestantism.
It was like late stage Protestantism.
Let's start getting words for this.
I was a part of that.
Like evangelical 90s was like the beginning of late stage Protestantism, which is what we are in today, right?
Like this sort of just like decline.
Like, I don't know if you saw what the Methodist Church lost a million members recently.
@australiantalk
I did because they tried to turn Africa gay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they claimed everything was gay.
But the best thing is, is like, there was this band.
What was it?
It was like, and it ended up turning me on to this one band called Shoo Shoe, whose concert I went to high on mushrooms.
Guys, I used to be really, really, like, this is why all these accusations, the way people like talk to me about my life, like, you have no idea the world that I come from and where I'm from.
@australiantalk
Was that the song The Brothel Creeper by Juju?
elijah schaffer
Do you know these people?
@australiantalk
I want to hear this.
elijah schaffer
Let's hear crazy.
This is the music I used to listen to back in LA.
@australiantalk
Said Power.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I am not joking here.
@australiantalk
He's got your white baby, E.
elijah schaffer
This is, this is the, I.
I went to their concert.
It was at a worm museum.
A museum for worms in LA.
And he just, I've talked about this before, and he beat up his drum set.
It was like one of those new age things where they start beating up their drum sets.
Do you want to listen?
This is some weird stuff.
We'll listen.
Can we listen?
It's actually not a bad song.
But listen to his voice.
going on here.
unidentified
This is so like mid to early 2000s you know like kind of music.
elijah schaffer
Just keep going.
unidentified
Let's go.
Imagine being on Mushrooms and going to have this concert.
Leave me out on the steps.
Dress me up like a boy.
You say that I'm your secret love.
You said it'd be quiet, but I wanna tell the whole world I like my neighborhood I like my gun.
Driving my little car.
I'm your girl.
And I don't take care.
I'm sure this isn't like a new one.
I like my gun.
Driving my little car.
I'm your girl.
elijah schaffer
I know these on psychedelics.
This was gotta be one of the strangest situations I've ever been in in my life.
It's at a worm museum.
unidentified
You know how weird that is?
elijah schaffer
I can't even explain to you what that is.
unidentified
It's at a museum dedicated to worms, this concert.
elijah schaffer
And it was just bizarre.
It was the strangest people I've ever seen in my entire life.
But to put into perspective, that's not that.
That's one of their most normal music.
That's like up there, probably with the most normal music back.
@australiantalk
Yeah, what?
Go up.
Go up a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I love the valley O up here.
@australiantalk
The brothel creeper.
Juju, the brothel creeper.
My first exposure.
elijah schaffer
This is psych trance.
Like, this is like shit you do on drugs.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
I think that's enough.
Right. Right. Right.
elijah schaffer
This...
Like, by the way, they played this song, The Valley-O, back here.
This is just, this is for no reason.
This, like, their stuff is just.
Just like, in the zone, too.
unidentified
It's a pill and you've got to take, it's a pill and you've got to take, it's a pill and you've got to take it, I won't rust until you take it.
It's a heart that you made.
It's a heart and the both of you made it.
It's a heart that you made.
I won't rest until I forget about life.
I won't rest until I don't care.
I won't rest until I forget about it.
I won't rest until I don't care.
elijah schaffer
All right, we're done.
We're done with the with the experimental 2005, 2007 music.
But my point is, is like, my point is, is like, I missed, I missed just being weird.
Like, I missed, I missed, like, okay, so I'm like a weird person.
@australiantalk
Because that music would have made you weird.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, I missed just like, I missed, what I miss is, which I, this is where I have compassion on anime people, even though they're from the devil.
And I have compassion on gamers and stuff because I experienced, this is kind of my awakening into what was going on, was I was a part of the weird side of LA.
Like you'd go to worm museums and you take acid.
And I told you, like at music festivals, we do the grazing, right?
We'd pretend to be like buffalo and stuff.
And we'd get in like herds and like, just like stampede people.
It was actually really fun.
So like I missed, I used to just be weird.
You know, you just drop acid on a weekend, go walk around to have fun.
And that's kind of how things had been for a lot for a long time.
Why did you mute that?
@australiantalk
No, I wasn't muting.
I was just trying to turn down a little bit.
elijah schaffer
I think you just turned down my headphones entirely.
Yeah, that's my headphones.
Now you turn them up really high.
@australiantalk
Well, that's how mine sound.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's fine there.
@australiantalk
Cool.
elijah schaffer
All right.
What I was saying is that what I was saying was that then everything went from that's just being weird to then this guy came out.
I think he's trans now, maybe, or something like that.
Everything just became really like, it was like I had a lot of friends start to become gay and trans or like queer.
And these were like, like I, like I told someone the other day, like there's an old friend of mine that I randomly saw on Facebook, full-blown homo.
And he was, and he was just, he was straight.
I thought so.
And he was a nerd.
He was a nerd.
He's into video games and stuff.
And now he's like posting trans stuff.
And you're going, what happened was like the woke stuff crept into everything.
So like you couldn't just be weird anymore.
You had to be gay and fucked up.
Like you couldn't just be like depressed and stuff.
You had to be like trans.
And I was talking to Kez about this the other night.
In my timeline, I never thought about becoming trans or any of those things.
And the woke stuff and the pro-immigration stuff never worked on me.
But, you know, there weren't as many people preying on you when you were in a vulnerable state.
And I was in like years.
I was very depressed, using a lot of drugs, very confused, didn't have strong male figures in my life, you know, out on my own and living in a big city, you know, amongst many other problems.
I didn't have an aggressive culture trying to turn me into something.
I was just weird by my nature.
It was a passive influence, right?
Right?
Just by the way, I was a product of my environment, but my environment wasn't aggressive.
Kids today don't stand a chance.
If you come from a broken home, if you're in a bad position, if you're vulnerable, if you're depressed, like, you know, I just wanted to kill myself, but now they tell you the reason why you want to kill yourself is because you're actually a girl, you know?
So I get nervous for people today growing up in these places.
That's why I don't live there.
I'm not going to raise my kids.
@australiantalk
And they tell them they won't kill themselves if they chop off their dicks.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
And they affirm that.
So there were kids that used to be grunge, and then those grunge kids, they became goths.
And now the goth kids have all become gay, but now all the gay kids have all become trans.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but also someone said my head is pregnant.
Gosh, I'm just trying to get you guys a feedback on this.
Someone said this is going to tickle Elijah's prosody.
I guess he's the music.
Yeah.
No, this is just the end of the show.
I think we've gone way over, right?
Yeah, we're going way over here.
We're just getting the weird side.
@australiantalk
What about the Filipino who's the new world's best creed impersonator?
elijah schaffer
Is that what happened?
@australiantalk
Pull up your DM.
I fired you the quick video.
So he's gone viral.
There's a dude in the Philippines and he's an alcoholic.
elijah schaffer
Nice.
Okay, let's start.
@australiantalk
Scroll down.
This guy.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's go.
unidentified
Hold up.
I'll get this going here.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's listen
Why is the filipinos are always good at singing They're the best at singing, man.
@australiantalk
Karaoke is massive there.
And most like serious artists, they love going to the Philippines more than anywhere else because the entire crowd, you're talking 40,000 people will sing their songs word for word, regardless of what song.
And in many cases, the artists get up on stage.
They don't even sing.
They're just overcome with joy.
They can't believe the admiration they have.
So they sit there spellbound on stage, not even singing, just watching the crowd sing their songs.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I finally found where I can find your guys' super chats, by the way, on my screen.
Reading a couple of your super chats here.
unidentified
I'm going to bring these up, right?
elijah schaffer
Day one Salt said here.
We're at the top.
I finally found out how I thank you guys.
Someone sent this in how I can access these in the back end.
Day one Salt said, Here's some shekels.
The rest of these fags need to chip in.
Happy moving.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cocteau said, Dude, it's BlackRock Vanguard and State Street Money funding these Disney shit.
It totally offsets the losses for Disney.
Losing money is not a concern.
Really?
I don't know.
A lot of this stuff, just too much to know, right?
So we'll see that.
Whiskey Pete said, What the fuck are all these women doing in the exercise classes when sandwiches are unmade?
@australiantalk
That's hilarious.
That's a good one, Bert.
I like that.
Well done, Whiskey Pete.
You don't think that's funny, Elijah?
You don't get it.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
I do, but you know what?
You know why I don't fight gays and women, like I said earlier, is like they don't know how to like take any criticism or a joke.
Like, people criticize me all the time on the internet.
I just don't even respond.
I don't even care.
I just ignore it.
It's like, unless unless I'm in a mood to have fun, lightly criticize someone from the LGBTQ community.
They have to respond because they're insecure and they're weak.
And so do women.
They always have to respond.
Like, talk about, like, I saw some women like they were like making fun of her hairline.
unidentified
And she's like, I know what's up on my hairline.
elijah schaffer
Like, you have to, they have to respond to everything.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
If people had the kind of criticism that someone like me gets on the internet that was, that was, had a soft personality.
Like, just the other day, someone posted my Australian home address on Twitter, like publicly, and a bunch of people started sharing it.
And Twitter got involved and took all the posts down.
@australiantalk
Good.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, I didn't even, no one even knows that.
It's like, people, like, there'll be people like, I was ducked.
And it's been so hard on my family.
Fuck off, bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Get off the internet if you can't play games.
And you know what?
The black people think that I care about the making fun of my mom thing.
I don't care because of me.
I'm trying to help you.
Like when I come out and say, look what they're doing to my mom, I'm not saying like, I'm upset about it because they're black people.
That's what they do.
I'm saying, like, hey, you guys are worse than we thought you were.
Do you, you know what I'm saying?
Like, maybe if you don't want people to hate you collectively, you shouldn't do stuff like this.
I'm not saying, like, they do to this day, like, I posted black people are always giving me shit.
@australiantalk
But they have double standards.
That's the constant.
The constant is a double standard.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they're always upset, people like criticizing them.
And then all they do is talk shit.
But the ghetto black community on the internet, black Twitter, the ghost of Kiev, also known as, you might be Mike Brown if our good comedian friend, he made a post about Kai Sinat.
He's like, Kai Sanat stole my idea for doing a Hunger Games live action with people.
And Kai Sanat's a black streamer.
And so I wrote under the comment, like, oh, black men steal things?
Like, question mark?
@australiantalk
Did you just see, sorry, man?
Did you just see the black dude that Mr. Beast had on?
And Mr. Beast was going to pay him $100,000 to complete the challenge.
elijah schaffer
That's Kai Sinat.
@australiantalk
No, no, no, it's not.
I speed dude or whatever his name is.
And he tried to literally grab the briefcase at $100,000 and run away with it.
Mr. Beast's like, whoa, whoa, no, you've got to do the challenge.
He's like, no, man.
And he's like trying to snatch it.
He's like, what are you going to do?
And Mr. Beast is like, I'm going to call the cops.
He's like, what?
You'd call the cops.
He's like, dude, if you try to steal $100,000, yes, I'm going to call the police.
It's on camera.
Security, security, come over here.
And the black dude was like, you can't be doing this to me, man.
Mr. Beast was found out the hard way.
It was hilarious, man.
Because there was a camera crew and everyone with their hair.
There were multiple witnesses.
And he just thought he could roll with the 100 G's, no dramas.
elijah schaffer
Dude.
@australiantalk
So there's an example of the women going crazy.
Just play those.
I think they're two brief recordings of recent interaction on spaces and you'll hear what we're talking about.
And then we'll get back to the super chats because they're worth playing at least.
No, I know.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Well, we have a couple super chats here.
Let's see.
Cushy Kale Prevail said, you're funny as shit.
Can you please stay true to Jesus Christ and stay away from the demons?
@australiantalk
Yeah, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what that means.
That was probably my clip I put up.
I don't know.
Roman Salute said, can I send you along on Telegram or Insta that's similar to this from MTV?
It'll blow your mind.
Do it on Instagram because I don't know how to get Telegram messages.
I don't even know what that means.
The Baptist bias should go watch his show.
It's very good.
@australiantalk
Pastor Shelly.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look it up.
So glad to hear you're coming back to the States.
Yes, sir.
We're coming back.
Whiskey, Pete said, Yeah, whatever.
But anyway, all I was gonna say is, um, is yeah, but but I said, I said, Oh, I said, uh, I said, oh, like black people steal stuff, and of course, all the black people get under like, how's your mammy doing?
How's your mom?
And like, posting memes.
It's like, bro, first of all, I need to come up with something new to give them because they're not creative.
They don't know how to create.
So they just repeat, and then it gets worse and worse.
So, like, they even start good and then it dissipates.
But the entire black community on the internet hates me.
And I like when I, yeah, when I call these people out, I'm just pointing out, like, hey, these people are disgusting, like, community.
But it's not.
You think I get, like, the only, you think I cared?
Like, like, it doesn't, it's like, it's like someone being like, aha.
You know, they go like molest a kid to prove you wrong or something.
And you're like, I mean, that's terrible, but it doesn't do anything to me.
That just ruins a kid's life in your life.
Like, that just reflects on them.
That's what I don't support.
That's like, that just causes problems in the world.
That doesn't do anything to me personally.
So, like, you just going after a morgue and stuff just proves you guys are terrible.
It doesn't like do anything to my life.
I don't run the morgue.
It doesn't do anything to me.
Like, when I'm like, yeah, it doesn't do anything.
It's like, oh, you made fun of my dead mom.
Okay.
That's pretty disrespectful, but it's also like, I mean, you guys kill babies in the grocery carts.
Like, I don't expect anything.
I expect worse.
@australiantalk
It's the same type of thing.
It's literally the destruction of innocent people that have done nothing to them.
And they get off on that.
And that's why it's so low class.
That's why it is ghetto.
elijah schaffer
Roman salute says, can you unbanny, please, Master See, here's my show?
I don't know what that means.
I don't, if you're, if you are posting, you're not banned.
So I don't know what that means.
Roman salute said, most women will jump on any moment to be a slut if left alone.
If you date or are with women on opposite schedules, good luck.
Not if your woman doesn't talk to anyone.
Not if your woman's a stay-at-home mom.
Stick 1776 says this was one thousand.
This is 1404 48 time I've commented.
And that's all from this one.
So this is actually even easier to read, by the way.
I found this.
unidentified
This is a lot easier to read.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
And then shout out to our users.
I think we read them all.
Oh, day one Salt said, oh, we read that already.
@australiantalk
Back to the start.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
That's where that is.
I guess we could do host-red campaigns now.
So that's pretty cool.
And then let me go to, I don't think there's any more from, no, there's no more.
It ended on censored in there.
@australiantalk
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Here's the breakdown.
There's probably not going to be any live streams for a little while.
There will be a show next week with Australia's most hated person.
Like the police just put him in jail sometimes because they don't like him.
And they still stole his car.
They like steal his shit and nobody says anything because he's that hated by the Australian gay liberal regime.
It's so much so that people interview him and they delete their interviews because they're afraid or because domestic terrorism departments come and interview them and pressure them.
Companies and people, this person, the government will call gyms to make sure they cancel this person's membership so that they can't congregate with men in public.
unidentified
And I interviewed him.
elijah schaffer
And that comes out next week only on censored TV.
So it's not that my content isn't going to be out there.
It just may only be uncensored and it's going to be limited because I have to move.
And I don't know if you've ever moved around the world or anything like that, but it's fucking so much work.
And I have to do it with a pregnant wife and a 14-month-old child.
Yeah.
An addiction to heroin.
No, that's not, that's not part of it.
So it's just a lot of work.
It's a lot of work.
And I lost my wallet.
I lost all my ID and all my credit cards and everything the other day.
I lost everything.
So they're right before I'm, so it's fairly confusing.
So I got a new license and it's getting mailed to my brother's house.
And it's all confusing.
But now I gotta use my passport and get back in.
It's just visas.
So the only reason why things are, you know, delayed or whatever is like, I have to get exit visas to get out and things just get delayed and whatnot.
But I appreciate you guys supporting.
And if you don't see content, please do not get worried.
And please do your due diligence to comment back to people who are like, where'd the show go?
What happened?
It didn't go anywhere.
And it's not canceled.
It's not stopping.
And I wouldn't stop it unless it was physically impossible to film over the next whatever, 10 days or whatever, as I'm moving across the globe.
It's like two and a half days of travel.
I need a whole other day and a half to pack up my house and sell the rest of my furniture.
Then I have to stop in Los Angeles.
And then because of having a baby, I can't just do the full flight.
Can't do the full 24-hour flight with a baby.
I have to stop in LA for a couple of days.
You know, I have to stop.
@australiantalk
Go to a war museum.
elijah schaffer
Well, I've got to stop for a few days to let the baby chill because and acclimate to new time zone and then go.
And then it's another six and a half hour flight.
Then I've got to go live in a hotel and find a home.
And yeah, and then we're going to do a fascist takeover of the United States government.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, but so it's going to be a really rough thing.
I've got to go open up an office, got to go rent an office building.
I've got to go build a studio.
But I'm not going to stop making content.
Make sure you follow the Vigilant News.
Vigilant News.
And I'm still making my Gateway show.
They're short, they're pre-recorded, but live content may not be as prevalent.
So that's why I have Ben here for my last real Australian show.
I may do a live stream Friday night.
I may.
If there's more shows, it just means that I'm still waiting on my exit to be approved on my exit.
But they'll just be from like a hotel and like me on a mic.
So this is my last time in this studio with Ben.
Ben, how does it make you feel?
Are you emotional?
@australiantalk
I'm pretty sad about it, but I want you to be as successful as you can in your life.
And I know that you've had to go without so much and give up so many phenomenal opportunities whilst you've been here in Australia.
It's been a pleasure getting to know you, Elijah, and understanding what it's like to hang out with a trans black woman on a frequent basis.
Getting to know the real E, which is exactly the same as the E that I've always watched anyway, as a matter of fact.
So there's no front with Elijah.
But no, man, it's been awesome.
Thank you very much to all the community.
That's been nothing but welcoming to me, even the haters out there that have been saying some things, but that's cool because it's character building.
And at the end of the day, I still do what I want to do in my life, and that's all good.
I hated the fact that I was incarcerated a couple of times and I had some government officials visit my house.
I had police calls on another couple of occasions as well over things that were said and done on this program and things that were attributed to myself that I had not said, but in fact, you had said or you had played.
I hated the guilt by association aspect of it, but that just demonstrates to me in Australia, I'm Hitler.
Well, that's like one of them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like I'm like considered like a terrible human being in this country.
And I don't even say anything terrible.
I love Jews and blacks.
And I also love everyone.
I love the Australian government, by the way.
I love you.
@australiantalk
But we've had some great times here.
It's been a bit of an adventure, Elijah, in the sense of it.
There's been lots of things we have been unable to do because life has gotten the way and that's fine and you have priorities and that's cool and I respect that.
One of the great things is with my encouragement, Elijah is no longer an alcoholic.
And that's been quite a transformation.
So I've enjoyed that as well.
But having said that, when he gave up drinking, I commenced for him.
So we've been maintaining.
We've been maintaining.
Yeah, I look forward to coming up to America at some stage soon.
I've just got to get a few things at my home in order.
But yeah, man, I'll come on over.
We'll do our thing.
But yeah, it's been unbelievable.
You've been a phenomenal addition to this country.
I think you're a fantastic Aussie.
You've eaten Vegemite for fun.
We've had a lot of fun.
You've made a fool of yourself plenty of times.
Not because you want to, but for the audience as well.
So you're extremely self-deprecating.
You're a wonderful father.
You're dedicated to your family.
And most people wouldn't know that about you, E.
And you're a man of faith at the end of the day.
You're a man of love and compassion and inclusion.
And you'll afford anyone an opportunity.
You're an extremely generous person as well, man.
So for all the lies that people want to speak about you, I know firsthand that they're not true.
So I'm a ride or die with you for life, my bro.
I love you, Elijah Schaefer.
I love you, my man.
elijah schaffer
That was a very heartfelt.
That was very heartfelt.
Those kinder words could not have been said, Ben.
And to having Ben on, I'm just going to agree with this statement here.
Someone said, smuggle Ben in your suitcase.
Ben, there's an easier way.
You can fly into Mexico and then you don't even need to visit.
You don't even worry about costs.
You just get a free hotel in New York and hang out for a bit and just go live in the Roosevelt Hotel.
@australiantalk
I've thought about it.
I've thought about it.
elijah schaffer
No, Ben isn't going away.
Number one, Ben is setting up a studio to be able to come onto the show, which he's been enough in studio that he won't be awkward on camera because I think you have to be in studio enough to understand how to remotely be on a show.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, because you have to understand in-studio cadence and like people get confused when you're on a screen, you're not looking at them.
And they're like, why is he looking at me?
@australiantalk
But I know you now as well.
I know you really well.
That's true.
So I know your shtick and I know the way you roll with things as well.
And that would have been impossible to be able to comprehend and understand if we're constantly working remotely.
So by having the close proximity to you from working under the same roof with come to America.
We'll see how it goes.
I would, but you know, I don't want to steal Lauren off Mike.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
I love how this show is like run by a bunch of interracial people.
My whole, this isn't the most interracial show in history, including myself.
I am interracial.
I'm two races.
So we love it.
Plus, I'm married.
I'm an immigrant.
This should be the show hosted by an immigrant.
I need to start bringing that back.
Like mine's Elijah Schaefer, and I am, this is the, this is a show that's a lot of fun.
@australiantalk
There's a whole new channel right there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, through the lens of, I'm an immigrant right now.
@australiantalk
Immigrant show is the new channel name.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, in honor of Australia, please play a song before you go.
And we will.
No, but he's not going away.
I'm not saying my goodbyes.
I'm not.
Do you know about this?
unidentified
Yes, I do.
Show me sister, show me brother.
And it's bad to wanna.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah.
Come on, come on.
We're gonna need us on your landlands.
You don't say petrol for a camp.
You put the petrol in the high sister.
Don't be rama ramas messing with your brain.
Say daily, give us them.
You don't sit petrol for rocket.
You put the petrol in the car, it goes.
Don't be rambling around, my slipping up your nose.
Don't be rambling, don't be rubbing around my don't be rambling.
Don't be rooting around my don't be rama, don't be room around my don't be rama, don't be rama.
Not your friends, pray can't just friend me.
They are with you when you are lonely.
Don't ban it up, don't burn it up.
When you stop your brains with me here, come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah.
Come on, come on.
We're gonna lead us under the landlines.
You don't say petrol for a camp, you put the petrol in the high stage.
Don't be rama ramas messing with your brain.
Say daily, give our stand.
You don't see petrol for a cat.
You put the petrol in the car, it goes.
Don't be rama rama, slipping up your nose.
You not badly, you ramarama.
Gonna get caught like ilano summa.
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you that.
Cause I can't wait, I'll tell you that.
When you're smoking in a sprint, shit and boys and girls are sleeping.
She can come on, get away, get in your brain.
We could lead us on to the landlands.
You don't say petrol for a camp.
You put the petrol in the high stage.
Don't be rama ramas messing with your brain.
Say daily.
Devon stand.
You don't see petrol.
Don't be rama rama.
Slippin' up your nose.
Use your brains.
Think about your colours.
elijah schaffer
Too long.
Reminding you guys: the oldest culture in the world has to be reminded to just keep their gas in their cars.
Dude, that is listen.
This is what Australia.
When did Australia go from being based like this, like making music videos about, like, just, hey, guys.
@australiantalk
Because that was a community service announcement.
elijah schaffer
That's based.
I do.
I'm totally all for tax dollars going towards Rama Rama.
Like, this is endless entertainment.
Like, imagine it was like, hey, sister, don't be raped by your husband.
Hey, brother.
Don't rape your daughter.
Hey, daughter.
Don't let daddy touch you there.
unidentified
It's all about being family, not touching down there or something like that.
That's great.
elijah schaffer
Like an anti-child molestation, rape, you know, abuse.
Like, when your wife gets mad, don't cut off her head.
Like, that's such a good, I would watch that all the time, you know, like it's just trying to get the Aboriginal to stop killing each other and raping and abusing each other.
I like that music.
That's entertainment with a good message, you know?
Because who, because actually, I don't want Aboriginal to be raping and hurting each other.
And a lot of, they have a lot of violent problems in their families because of the alcoholism.
@australiantalk
They're trying to stop the multi-generational continuation of it, right?
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But now they just like they don't, but it's racist to say something now.
Like, well, we can't talk about that.
And it's like, well, do you want to talk about that?
Because I do.
I want to talk about Aboriginals and I want to help them.
@australiantalk
But there was an intervention.
So there was an intervention.
The government recognized that so many Aboriginal children are living in absolute desperate conditions and whose parents do not give a fuck about them whatsoever.
Five-year-old kids, three-year-old kids are on the streets at one or two o'clock in the morning.
There's rampant child sexual abuse going on.
The parents are selling their children to truckers driving through the outback.
Alcoholism, drug dependency, family violence, like crazy stuff.
The brutalization of the women was just insane.
So the government sent in their own people.
The government sent in the military.
And they were trying to extricate a lot of these children from these hellish conditions.
And they would then place them with civil families.
elijah schaffer
And that was now a stolen generation.
@australiantalk
Well, that was back then, but more recently we've had it.
Further interventions which have taken place because it's wild out there.
It's like the wild west.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people don't realize how crazy Australia is once you leave those.
@australiantalk
But then the liberals and the progressives, they say, no, we can't do that.
How dare we do that?
That's their culture.
That's their way of life.
So in many cases, these kids do not have any future hope whatsoever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're so woke that they've ruined any chance of Aboriginals ever having to be able to spirit the children.
They just do welcome to country now.
They just do like smoke ceremonies and they get demons on my white skin.
I like someone actually knows how they speak.
This person, base Klute Wijuki, has to be an Aussie because he said, proper good one show, Elijah.
That's what they said.
But they spelt it proper P-R-O-P-P-A-H-G-U-D-W-U-N.
Proper good one show.
Go walk about.
As a cousin, Elijah Daba.
Dude, literally, my son started walking and my father-in-law congratulated him in Aboriginal English.
He's like, a good one to son.
Walk about to nature.
Get the dot paint, son.
They always are like that, brother, cousin, son.
What you want to propa good one?
@australiantalk
They call each other auntie.
elijah schaffer
Auntie, the good one, brother son.
Oh, the good bread.
@australiantalk
They speak like indigenous people, not Jamaican people, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
To me, they sound like that's what's the accent.
What's the Aboriginal accent?
@australiantalk
Well, you've just heard it there.
It's a little like.
They're like, it's really sort of laid back.
unidentified
Watch out.
elijah schaffer
They're like that.
That is a little bit more of what it is.
@australiantalk
Well, you do see them.
elijah schaffer
That is how they sound, though.
liquor shops and stuff they sound like uh it depends They sound like JoJo Siwa.
@australiantalk
It's like just in comparison to others as well.
So if they're good and they're all above board, they can speak normally.
But if they're inebriated constantly and if they are degenerate, well, yeah, they're wild, they're dangerous, and you want to stay clear of them.
elijah schaffer
Oave shutdown said, Elijah equals gay with fat with a gay voice.
I'll take the gay voice, but fat, no, no, no, no, not anymore.
Not anymore.
I got a fat dick.
I'm just kidding.
No, but I'm not a.
shouldn't have said that um oh don't sue me don't Don't sue me.
Roman Slucid is a man that provides for his family not deserve a drink once in a while.
Abbos aside.
Yeah, no, look, there's a difference between, someone said, look, it's just don't be an alcoholic.
Like, just don't be, just don't name, don't, don't, don't drink too much to where you ruin your, like, you know, you're like ruining your health in your life.
And a lot of people can't casually drink.
So if you can't casually drink, then don't.
But also, look, if you're going to go out to Vega, like, I think I got good advice from someone the other day.
They were like, just don't bring shit home.
Like, meaning, like, I think it's good not to store alcohol at your house.
Like, I think that's a good thing.
So it's like, if you want to go out with the mates or something, you want to grab some beers or whatever, then go ahead or whatever.
I mean, I'm saying, like, but like, you just don't want to get in the habit of like coming home and drinking a bottle of like whiskey or something like that.
You don't want to, like, you know, you don't want to.
@australiantalk
Who drinks at home?
What type of people actually?
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Everyone I know has a big bar.
I was at Gavin said, Gavin has a huge bar at his house.
@australiantalk
Well, I guess you don't have to worry about crawling home from a big night out because you're just on your couch anyway, right?
And you don't even have to crawl to your bedroom.
You just pass out wherever you like.
But yeah, getting wasted at home with a wife and young child at home, that wouldn't be a good idea.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, yeah, exactly.
Oh.
So we'll end it like a 90s rock band.
@australiantalk
The hair coming out.
I think you should pull up the lyrics for my sacrifice from creed Elijah and sing us that to play us out, my man.
unidentified
I rolled up.
elijah schaffer
It's an always a normal voice.
unidentified
Like, how you all doing tonight?
The way it is.
Hell yeah.
Gas the Jews.
That's what is in the news.
elijah schaffer
This always starts.
unidentified
And I am crying.
So West is dying.
What are those doors?
Made for some whores.
Are they made all that wood?
How did that gas stay in?
And I just want to know.
elijah schaffer
Why does the black man rob?
unidentified
Why when I sue you, big tits?
My dick done throb.
But I want to know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
That was my racist anti-Semitic song about blacks and OnlyFans.
I have nowhere to go with that one.
unidentified
And it's always like, yeah, yeah, me.
I'm breaking free.
Somebody pick me.
My cheeks are hurting more than they ever have in any other episode.
@australiantalk
I got it when you laugh so much.
Your cheeks just hurt, bro.
I feel like I'm being busted up, my man.
So thank you for the laughs, Elijah.
If people don't recognize Elijah is like one of the funniest people you'll ever meet in your life, combined with being also one of the seriously smartest people and most capable people you'll ever meet in your life.
elijah schaffer
We just need to go a time zone.
This show would be so much funnier if it was at least in the evening.
It's just like being at like 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
It is so different doing a...
By the way, you guys know that this show starts at 12 p.m. our time.
It's 12 o'clock.
So Deb, everyone's in the chat.
Like it's nighttime and they're drinking and Deb's like a stay-at-home wife.
It's like in the middle of the day and she's like making sandwiches for her husband.
Like we're in a different world out here.
It's a completely different world.
And this studio is almost torn apart and it is so ghetto.
It is the most ghetto studio ever.
But we're tearing it apart, so that's good.
Someone said, I like it being at midnight.
Well, I know we are, but I'm saying it's 12 o'clock.
So, like, the vibe, that's when you guys don't realize.
Like, it's like the mid-afternoon, right?
So I'm waking up about 6 a.m.
And so I've been up for about six hours.
You know, it's like the afternoon slump.
I do this show on the afternoon slump when you're like, that's how I feel all the time.
Yeah, it's like 12 to 2, and it's like 3.
And you're just like.
It's that kind of like, it's like, it's not at night and you're giggly and you're weird and you've gotten past the tiredness and you like drink some coffee.
@australiantalk
Yeah, it's not the second wind yet already.
elijah schaffer
No.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, yeah.
@australiantalk
With plenty still to do later this afternoon and then tonight as well.
And so many times people want me to do things in the evening.
And I'm just like, I can't, man.
I'm tapped out.
I've already been working since all day and then come and done a show and then had to cruise home.
And by the time you get home, you just want to kick back and do your own thing.
They're like, nah, come on out.
Do more.
So yeah, if we're in the same time zone, it'll be unbelievable.
It'll be so good.
It'll be refreshing, my man.
elijah schaffer
It'll just be, you know, what's, you know, what's terrible?
Is we go at 6 a.m. and it's like 2 p.m. Eastern or something.
And no, it's more than that.
@australiantalk
And then with daylight saving for me, that's 5 a.m.
So like 4 p.m. hour behind or an hour earlier than you feel.
elijah schaffer
I know.
And then, and then, but I'm like, I wake up and it's like my phone's just blown up.
I have like 50 emails, like 30 text messages, a bunch of signals.
And you just wake up into chaos out here.
So I'll let you guys, if you want to stay up to date while I'm traveling and you want to stay tuned, make sure you sign up to censor.tv in the corner.
Make sure you sign up with Offensive so you get the extra content plus that crazy interview that's coming out.
Also, stay subscribed to my ex.
I can subscribe, follow my ex, follow me on Instagram or whatever, but mostly follow me on Twitter because I'll give you updates.
Go to the locals, the Discord, all that kind of stuff.
We'll follow you there.
Again, just a reminder, the show's not going anywhere.
It's just, and it's not really taking a hiatus.
It's just when I can start it up again, when I can stream again and I'm in a position to stream, I'll start streaming again.
But I'm not going anywhere, so don't forget.
Because always, whenever I don't stream for like a couple weeks or something, everyone's like, what the hell?
And then they don't come.
@australiantalk
You can take the show onto Twitter Spaces a little bit as well, which would be awesome.
elijah schaffer
I should do some nighttime.
@australiantalk
Do Twitter Spaces because now they've also got the video component, but you don't have to be on video unless you want.
But through the video component, you could play clips.
And then not only that, you can have more than one person in the video component as well.
unidentified
Here in your tick.
@australiantalk
All right.
elijah schaffer
Follow you, X. That's kind of weird to ask.
No, follow me on X. On X. X, letter X. All right, Ben, where can people find you and follow you?
@australiantalk
Well, they can just go to Elijah's X and I'll be around there occasionally.
But otherwise, they can check me out at Australian Talk.
But wherever E is, I'll be there eventually.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
All right.
elijah schaffer
Ever, the rest of you guys.
Thank you, Brian.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mike, and to everybody else.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
I'm Elijah Schaefer, and may God bless the United States of America.
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