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April 13, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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18 Yr Old Reaches Top 0.1% on OF While Still in High School? | Guest: Australian Talk

Is High School too young to be selling your body on OF? Well a recent debate popped off over a post on X claiming a high school girl reached the top 0.1% of earners on OnlyF**s while still in school. Some are saying it’s not true, but the more research we did, the more it appears that it’s actually common for both high school girls and teachers to be operating on the adult site. Plus, we discuss what’s going on with teens in America as a young white rapper almost shoots his willy off during a music video, a 14 year old caucasian teen was murdered trying to protect his GF, a Romanian man is convicted of homicide in a self-defense case fighting unruly teens and so much more here on Nightly Offensive. Ben from Australian Talk guests.Show more ➤ RUMBLE LINK: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive, promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ PARASITE CLEANSE: What if I told you - there is a hostile alien species that controls your appetite, emotions, sleep and focus - destroying your body from the inside out. PURGE SUDDENLY - Remove the parasites today! https://www.purgestore.com/ - Promocode ELIJAH for 10% OFF! __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩ FOLLOW AUSTRALIAN TALK⇩ X: https://twitter.com/australiantalk __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
We're going to keep this episode clean, though.
I will say, what was shocking to me about this, because we were going to lead with the story about the 14-year-old white kid who was killed by the Baba Clava wearing teenagers.
We will talk about that story.
I considered talking about the story of the Romanian man convicted of homicide fighting off teens.
What I realized that teens are out of control.
And we live in such a weird world today where, like, if this girl was 17, uh, like one day earlier, you're going to go to prison for even looking at her the wrong way, right?
We're on Me Too on steroids.
Everything is a crime now.
Um, I saw this guy pull this furry's tail, and she accused him of sexual assault.
unidentified
Oh, damn.
elijah schaffer
So, we really lowered the standard for controversy.
However, this girl, the controversy here is I can't click on it because I'm going to tell you, if you click on the post, you, well, you get what's under there.
But what I did see is they were saying that this is an ad for OnlyFans.
Apparently, one of the girls used in the picture, it might not even be the same girl, is not actually the 18-year-old.
But it turns out I was researching, there's a huge problem in American high schools of the girls at 18 becoming OnlyFan stars, the young kids.
And there's a problem with teachers and the parents of students and sisters having OnlyFans.
And like, it's an actual problem in schools now of that everybody is turning to pornography for a career.
I feel like this is just a sign of the end.
@australiantalk
Well, boys want to be gamers, girls want to be whores, but they realize it's the easiest way to make a million dollars in six months' time.
Yeah, it's a career aspiration.
I don't think it's going to be beneficial for them later on in their lives.
But this is where we're at, Elijah.
They've been told that this is normal.
I've been told we can't judge these people.
And in fact, we have to celebrate them.
This is female empowerment.
They're taking control of their lives.
They're making their own money.
They don't need a man unless he's dicking them down, of course, so they can make their cash.
And big, big problems.
Let's wait to see what happens.
I would support the banning porn across the board.
Ban porn to stop whoredom.
It's unfortunate, but it might be necessary.
elijah schaffer
I was just told, too, that the Rumble chat randomly went live in the middle of the show, which is totally fine.
Welcome to the Rumble chat.
That wasn't our fault.
That's literally just Rumble randomly going live in the middle of things.
So I have no idea why that happened.
But welcome.
We are totally back and totally live.
Just so you guys know where we are at today, we were talking about OnlyFans star.
Now, what was crazy, you mentioned earlier that you were surprised the hand on her shoulder was white.
You should be surprised because the model they use in the picture is not the model they're referring to.
And I clicked on, and we not call him model, sorry, hooker, prostitute, we should call them.
I did click on the profile and the banner said blacked, which the pinned video was exactly what you were thinking of.
It was the not the double chung chocolate cookie.
It was the hot dog special from Costco.
But this brings up a really interesting discussion about where we are as a country, what's going on.
And I like Friday nights to be a little more free-flowing, a little more fun, a little more interesting.
And that's where we are.
Someone said the Twitter stream is down too.
All right.
I don't know what's going on because we're live on YouTube and we're live everywhere else.
So that's just whatever.
All right.
Let's continue with this.
Okay, so end of the story with this.
Should it be against the rules of high school or should we even be having to make rules that you're not allowed to manufacture pornography while you're enrolled in classes?
I think that's like, that's crazy, but that should be a standard.
Like you can't make adult material, just like even if you're 18 and you could buy weed or something like that, doesn't mean you can still bring weed on campus or come to school high, right?
Like there's a still a standard of ethics when it comes to schooling.
@australiantalk
Well, that's because you're so archaic, Elijah.
Get with the times, Elijah.
Become more progressive, okay?
She deserves extra credits, in fact, to enable her to get into the Ivy League.
Man, if girls want to do this and they want to take on a new subject, human anatomy, almost film, acting, by all means, let's do it.
But therefore, the teachers, they would have to review her performance and grade her appropriately.
Is she comfortable?
And are 18-year-old girls in high school comfortable with their male teachers evaluating their performances on screen?
elijah schaffer
I would say probably not.
Realistically speaking.
@australiantalk
Why?
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't know.
I would just say realistically speaking, that's not what would happen.
So I don't know.
One second.
Also, Brian, I don't know what you're doing, but if you could also switch to a little quicker there, because I think I'm getting, we're just getting stuck on Ben.
We love his face, but we don't want to just stay there.
unidentified
I'm trying to fix air.
elijah schaffer
So if you can see it, no worries.
All right.
Thank you.
That's like, it's not like a pilot came in there for a second.
Like, we were seven skies.
Cloudy skies.
@australiantalk
All right.
unidentified
We're landing in five minutes.
elijah schaffer
All right.
That wasn't the craziest thing that I saw this week.
The craziest part is there was more going on here.
And we're going to talk about even crazier thing.
It's not just America that has a problem, actually.
A gay Spanish politician with a left-wing governing party actually had to resign after photos circulated of him being sodomized while eating his own feces.
And the reason why I brought this up is because the pastor, they eat the de poo-poo.
Remember that?
They eat the poo-poo.
And I was always thinking, like, oh, that's just a funny African.
Like, what guys are eating their own shit?
@australiantalk
He brought a banana onto that set.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying it turns out people are in high school.
They're eating their poop.
@australiantalk
Why are you gay?
Why are you gay?
That's the clip you're talking about.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but there's a good breakthrough with that, which I found out.
He follows me.
He might come on the show.
@australiantalk
Excellent.
elijah schaffer
Because I want to interview him about the homosexuals.
I want to talk to him.
unidentified
I want to talk to Mr. Bungoel about the homosexuals.
Why are you gay?
Why are you gay?
elijah schaffer
You know, because I went and talked about eating the poopu.
I want him to come on the show next week.
We're going to be talking about that and a lot more here on Nightly Offense.
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All right.
Let's go back to that story here.
So this was pretty crazy, right?
@australiantalk
And this isn't the Babylon B.
elijah schaffer
No.
So he basically had to resign.
And I don't think it was from getting sodomized because you can get sodomized.
Remember in Congress, they were just banging them, banging, and wanging the bang.
And that was like, I mean, he got fired.
But can we just say maybe we would win elections as the Republicans if we like adopted some of the same tribalism that the Democrats have?
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
elijah schaffer
Like, you look at someone wrong in this party and they're like, and it's like, you like, Biden's grabbing the children's nipples and like they're having anal sex in congressional hearing rooms and they bury it and they move on at their life.
And in our party, Mike Johnson looks at you wrong and it's like the end of the world.
You know, he's so mean, me, me, me, me.
It's like, can we just get on and try to win?
Because this is crazy.
You have to literally eat your own shit to get fired from the left-wing party.
Like, it's like, okay, dude, you did eat poop and that's not okay.
And that's like the line.
Like the line for the left is eating feces.
@australiantalk
Well, why was he eating feces?
I know in Spain they love paella.
So maybe he was just making his own version of that.
Maybe he ran out of some of the ingredients.
But yeah, can you pull it back up, E?
elijah schaffer
Which one?
@australiantalk
The dude.
The dude bent over.
Like, okay, so.
elijah schaffer
I'm not pulling.
I've learned in Twitter, you can't just search stories like dude bent over, blown out, because you see, it's, it's uncensored.
unidentified
It's uncensored.
elijah schaffer
When I first shared the story, I didn't watch the video.
I shared it.
I had to delete it two minutes later.
Someone wrote me like, you just posted gay porn.
And I went, you're welcome.
No, I said, I was like, oh my gosh, I didn't mean to do that.
So I had to delete it.
But Republicans were posting gay porn to own the libs.
That's pretty cool.
You know what I mean?
Nothing says conservatism than posting actual anal sex on a video to show the libs that they're gay.
@australiantalk
So was he fired?
Oh, no, he wasn't fired.
He resigned.
And let's also remind people that he was a leftist.
He's the left-wing governing party.
He's resigned.
He wasn't fired.
He resigned.
Are we kink shaming him, Elijah?
Or did he do something beyond the pale, mate?
Is this kink shaming or?
elijah schaffer
We don't kink shame on the show, but I will say this.
melbourne scat boy so we're here we are here in australia okay Melbourne Scatboy responded to an article about a gay politician spanning to Buffalo being resigned, blah, I believe that's the Quarterings publication.
But Melbourne Scatboy said, it's disheartening to see the far right using this as a scapegoat to demonize left-wing folk.
Not sure what Daniel was expecting with distributing scat content, including his face, given his role.
But here's a reason why this shit, pun not intended, should stay discreet.
In some ways, I can't believe I'm agreeing with Melbourne Scatboy 7K.
Look, I do think that some things should be illegal in terms of like health risks.
Like eating feces poses a health risk to the general public.
So I do believe in, I do believe in litigating certain sex acts.
Like, eating feces, you shouldn't have to make a law about it.
It should just be like...
@australiantalk
Strangers?
Do you make a distinction between your own and the stranger's?
elijah schaffer
Still, you can still get E. coli.
@australiantalk
Maybe he really just liked his dinner and he wanted more, but he realized he didn't have any more.
So he was like, how can I actually taste that again?
elijah schaffer
So by the way, sorry, Homo erectus, you guys, I'm just going to mute you because you cannot spam the chat.
So what you're saying is fine to call Nick Fuentes, but I'm not spamming the chat.
We're not doing that.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So please don't do that in the chat.
I've told you guys it's basically like two rules.
You'll get spammed.
If you're like abusing our guests, not me, you're going to abuse me.
But if you're abusing our guests, I'm not going to let you stop us from having guests.
So like if you have a black guy on and you guys are just calling him the N-word and stuff, it's like, I'm going to mute you because that's just rude.
You know, just don't be an asshole.
And then spam.
So even if I agree with the spam, right?
Even if you're like crisis king, crisis king, but all you do is post that and spam the chat, unless I ask you to spam the chat, it's just rude to other people, right?
@australiantalk
So unless we ask you to go and raid someone else's chat and spam them as well.
So there's a difference there.
So Drew Hernandez, perhaps, later on, we'll wait to see what happens.
elijah schaffer
Well, also, dude, what I was going to say is to not be boomer.
It is interesting because Melbourne Scat Boy, Melbourne's cat boy brought up a good point.
Like, not only because you're in a public position, what are you doing publishing that?
But also, what happened to fetishes being discreet?
Like, I never understood.
I never understood.
That's why I don't kink shame.
I know people say you should, but the reason why I don't kink shame is because, look, if people have weird things they're into and they're discreet about it and they're quiet about it, then I'm just not going to know about it and I'm not going to talk about it.
I'm not going to make it public, right?
But I will public shame, like PDA, public display, right?
So if you're like going out in front of children and you're showing stuff, you're having parades, yeah, I'll kink shame you to the end.
But like, it's crazy in 2024, it's Melbourne Scat Boy 7K that has the reasoning to say, hey, if you're going to eat your own poop, you shouldn't put it on the internet.
And also, if you're a politician and you like to eat poop, be careful because that's not, most people are not comfortable with that.
And myself included.
Ben, my understanding is you are comfortable with it, not because you're involved in it, but because you're such a libertarian.
You love the freedom to eat feces.
Am I wrong about that?
@australiantalk
Well, I understand progressives and I understand the liberal mindset.
And I guess they're just being liberal about it.
But I would recommend that people should act more conservative.
At least publicly, Elijah, at least publicly.
And yeah, that guy, where was the picture found?
Was it on some I'm not even sure what website it would be?
Had he supplied it himself?
So there were people in that community and people in that community, they're all for it.
So they're like, look, we've even got politicians amongst us, ladies and gentlemen.
We've got politicians amongst us.
And he's like, yeah, here you go.
Let me show you what I can do.
Let me show you how I can clean up.
elijah schaffer
Well, so I had just saw that post about the guy behaving like that.
And then I saw this pop up on my timeline, which said, F my life.
My husband just tested positive.
F-F-F-F-F.
When you read that, like, what's the first thing that comes to your mind right after you hear about Scat porn?
@australiantalk
Ah, well.
elijah schaffer
Come on.
Do you think what I'm thinking?
I'm like, oh, wow.
She's got she, her.
She's probably like polyamorous.
I'm like, he tested positive.
Well, it's 2024.
@australiantalk
Is it HIV or Salmonella or?
elijah schaffer
It's COVID.
@australiantalk
Oh, look at this.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
He went to work conference and did his best wearing a 3M8511 and 3M auras.
@australiantalk
Oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
But it wasn't EFing enough.
S-H-I-T.
I'm so pissed, not at him, that the fact that this is where we are, I hate everything so much.
We're just praying the baby doesn't get it.
Because what baby's dying from COVID anyway?
He's been wearing a 3M aura since he got home, but we hung out outside without him wearing a mask.
So stupid, effing hell.
Since he got home, we already plan on him wearing a mask inside, sleeping in different rooms and having all the windows open and air purifiers running.
But now that he's positive, we're going to quarantine him totally in the master bedroom.
Ooh, she's racist.
It's called the primary bedroom.
You know what I mean?
Because the master bedroom is about racism, which unless you're on this show, it's not a good thing.
She says, so far, I've tested negative.
We just moved all of our stuff so that he can be totally quarantined in the bedroom.
I feel calmer now.
Still effing sucks like, holy shit.
I'm also going to wear a mask.
Yep, yappers.
Yip-yappering.
I mean, I thought I yip-yapped.
@australiantalk
Jeez.
It's on a tirade, isn't it?
It's on a tirade.
It's trying to make sense of things.
And just quickly on the politician, I know we all are familiar with two girls.
One cup.
I guess that's one politician.
One cup.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just want to remind people, I was explaining this to our guests.
It's a really slow news week.
I've noticed this.
Numbers are down.
There's no like breaking news stories.
It's all fake and gay.
@australiantalk
Apart from the fact that Iran's meant to be bombing the hell out of it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except for Jewish bankers own and run Iran and the U.S. funds them using that dirty dark money.
But anyway, so they're not, I don't know if they're going to be able to do it.
@australiantalk
Yeah, it's time for Hezbollah to get their bloody act together.
You know, they're always parading around on the streets holding rocket launchers and AK-47s by the thousand, wearing masks and suicide vests.
But when have they recently done something?
I can't even think of a time when they've actually launched themselves and got involved.
They keep promising to, but nothing eventuates.
elijah schaffer
Hezbollah, more like Hezboolah, because I'm booing you guys because we're ready for you guys to finally put your money where your mouth is.
We sent you billions of dollars.
I feel like I'm poking him with a stick with Hezbollah.
Go rage war.
No, I don't actually want a war.
It's a total joke.
But I want to bring up something that I thought was interesting.
So she's saying he tested positive.
And they're like, I have a friend and I'm not going to say who, but they called me and were saying that they were getting their kid vaccinated, right?
Good person too.
It was a disagreement between the spouses.
I'll just leave it at that.
And they're like, I was like, how old's your baby?
Like 18 months old.
And they know, I told them, I said, dude, I totally disagree with that.
Like, we are not vaccinating my son, baby.
He's no vaccines, okay?
My entire wife's family, not vaccinated, completely fine.
My family has all types of, you know, IBS and asthma and all these self-flagellating diseases, also called autoimmune, or like I like to believe are connected to early vaccination, which YouTube would say is false news and it's fake.
So we'll just go with that.
My understanding is less of science than a tech worker.
However, it just so happens I was in a science magazine the other day.
I found out there's a picture of me in a science magazine.
Very weird.
I haven't worked in a lab in like six years.
But the thing is, is fundamentally speaking, he was like, he was trying to tell his wife, like, why are we getting our baby, an 18-month-old baby, a hepatitis vaccine?
Like, that's an STD.
Like, if an HIV vaccine came out tomorrow, would you want me to get it?
And she's like, no, because we're married and you're not like fucking dudes.
And he's like, right.
So why do we get a baby an STD?
Why are we getting HPV and STD vaccinations when they're 18 months old?
And it's like, oh, well, because of the kickbacks of the doctors.
All I'm saying is, is like, what I've noticed fundamentally is that the smarter people are, it seems like the more they believe in institutions.
And so the more corrupt the institutions become, the more the intelligent people become the retards.
@australiantalk
Yeah, because they wish to align with authority.
Because authority are meant to be the better people, right?
When you go up the line like that, people in government, people that have reached the highest positions within various organizations, well, they only got there on merit.
They didn't get there because maybe they are willing to compromise on their ethics.
So yeah, those people who do have higher IQs, they don't want to cause any problems.
They want further opportunities.
So they'll go along to get along.
And if anyone disavows their suggestions and their encouragement, they're the bad guy.
They can be the bad guy.
But, you know, you don't have to trust the science if your diet is fruit and vegetables.
elijah schaffer
No, that's true.
But I also think that I've noticed with people where it's like, dude, COVID, you're afraid of COVID?
You are retarded.
You are stupid.
And you go here and look at this.
And they always look like this, right?
They always have this bona fide look where they've got the short hair.
You know, I was making fun of that.
I wanted to talk to you about this meme that came out because we're just having fun today.
There's a funny meme that's that's out.
People are real confused on whether or not it's funny.
I say it's funny.
I like it.
But it's just a simple, simple, simple, simple explanation.
And it's this woman.
Do we know about this here?
@australiantalk
I haven't seen this one yet.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so what it is, is people post this and just put something common that a woman says.
Like I saw this posted with, get the keys out of my bag.
Not that zipper, the other zipper.
No, the zipper in the inside.
You know, like things that women would say.
@australiantalk
Pick this up for me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Hey, could you just for that?
elijah schaffer
I should do that.
unidentified
Could you just, dot, I don't mean to complain, but.
elijah schaffer
Could you just, that's the best one.
Right as you're about to sit down, could like you, you get everything done.
You finally sit down on the couch and they go, could you real, could you give me some water?
Could you give me a glass of water, please?
I'm thirsty.
Thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
And you're like, are you, what?
Okay.
But.
@australiantalk
I've already hopped in the car.
I'm halfway at the driveway.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but.
@australiantalk
You want me to go to the fridge and retrieve your drink?
Oh, it'd be nice if you would.
Yes, they do do that.
unidentified
Yes.
@australiantalk
Prone to doing that.
elijah schaffer
But I was joking because somebody made a short-haired version of it.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
And so I put here beautiful versus the girls gaslighting you, telling you you're beautiful.
Because you know, like girls always tell girls with short hair that they look beautiful.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's because it's more masculine and women are attracted to masculine.
So they think it looks cute.
And so it's sort of like a bisexual, repressed like attraction.
But just kidding.
That's what the scientists say.
It's just because girls are bitches and they don't have any real friends and they want you to look ugly.
Girls, I'm reminding you this.
Be careful when a girl compliments you.
It usually means she doesn't like you or you're ugly.
Because girls don't compliment pretty girls.
They don't compliment girls they want to look like.
They talk shit about them.
@australiantalk
They see them as a threat.
elijah schaffer
They see them as a threat.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So it's.
@australiantalk
Because they get all the attention.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying like, if the girls are always like, well, I think that girls with shorter haircuts are cuter.
I had a viral post about this the other day.
Millions of impressions.
And there was, I said that girls objectively look better with longer hair.
This is, this is my theory.
Girls objectively look better with longer hair.
The example is the Bible verse that a woman's hair is her glory.
Okay.
The longer the better.
However, attractive girls just look attractive.
Even if they have alopecia, they would still look good, right?
It's kind of like a model would look good in anything.
Some clothes she would look better in, but she could look good.
In fact, she would look better with nothing.
So my quote was, is that men prefer women with longer hair.
However, with shorter hair, they're not kicking either out of the bed.
Meaning, they'll still sleep with you.
However, the only people that are telling girls they look better with shorter hair are beta men.
And I don't mean like beta men.
I mean, men just probably have low T levels.
They could look masculine, but low T levels.
Probably raised by mothers, a lot of sisters.
It's rare, but that's true.
Or it's primarily women gaslighting them to look uglier because men are attracted to longer hair.
And women are always like, no, you look cute with the pixie cut.
No, you don't.
And then every time you comment, they go, only a faggot would, oh, I shouldn't say that on YouTube.
Sorry.
I was talking about a bundle of sticks.
Only a gay guy would care about a woman's hair length.
Oh, only a gay guy would care about what's attractive on a woman?
That's the exact opposite.
A straight guy would like any type of hair.
Okay, bitch.
Gaslighting hoe.
That's how they even gaslight women further.
Only men that would care about your hair are gay.
No, they're straight and they don't want to date a dyke.
So fuck you, bitch.
Sorry, I got to stop cursing.
I got to catch myself.
I'm going off now.
But it's like, I just think that women are so disingenuous with each other.
And if they're not trying to destroy men, they're trying to gaslight women into looking ugly while hating themselves, but writing on Facebook how happy they are.
@australiantalk
But that's what they do.
They're all about bringing each other down.
They want to level the playing field to something which makes all women as unappealing as what the ugliest amongst them are.
Man, they're saboteurs.
It's all about sabotage, Elijah.
But yeah, I think long hair serves a purpose.
It can act as a scarf when they don't have one.
It can also be used to wrap around them, to choke them when you do not have an implement in the bedroom when you're ready to get down that way.
It gives you something to hold on to and utilize as reins.
And is there anything sexier than a girl who has long hair and it's in plaits?
elijah schaffer
What's that mean?
What's plaits?
@australiantalk
You know, like the crisscross, one on each side when they make them plaited the whole way down?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
It's like a, um, no, I honestly don't know.
@australiantalk
Brian, pull up plaid hair.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what that means.
No, but you know what?
I will say, someone said in the chat, long hair looks better, but they do need to take care of it.
Yeah, because obviously when girls have like greasy ass hair and it's like disgusting, it's like, it's true.
But also, Tristan Tate, I'm actually going to see if I can pull this up real fast, made a really interesting comment that I agreed with because I don't want to, I don't, really don't want this show to be just like, oh, shitting on women, although we will do that.
I want it to also be, I like to give a good balance because I'm really not trying to pick apart women.
I'm trying to explain the reality because women, as Myron Gain says, women deserve less.
No, no, no.
They actually deserve everything.
It's not women we're talking about.
We're talking about modern feminists, which unfortunately is the majority of them today.
But Tristan Tate brought something up.
Let me go down here for a second that I thought was really interesting.
Okay, yeah, look at this.
He said here, you know when super overweight women are obsessed with doing beautiful makeup fingernails or expensive high heels?
Again, like the gaslighting.
Like, oh, you know, you're so beautiful, queen.
You look so good.
Every time there's an ugly chick on TikTok, I go to the comments and it's all girls gassing her up, right?
He said, that's how you fat ass men look in your supercars wearing a Swiss watch.
You can't accessorize a turd.
That's true too.
And I thought about this when I saw a video the other day.
I wonder if someone...
@australiantalk
Yeah, girls always call their fat friends gorgeous.
You're so gorgeous.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're not, if you're getting called gorgeous by a girl and you're a girl, you're ugly.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
You are actually objectively not attractive and they know it.
However, it was because we both saw this video of this Indian billionaire.
So there's this Indian billionaire buying his son a million dollar Lamborghini and they were fat.
And even I saw it.
I'm like, what's the point of being a billionaire if you're obese?
It's not because you need to be fit to like get pussy or whatever, you know, young guys would think.
Because why do you not have a private chef and like a trainer that travels with you and like cooks?
Why do you not have somebody buying all your food?
Like, why are you even thinking about what you eat?
Why do you not have somebody like tracking your diet and make, you know, looking out for you?
Why aren't you drinking vodka like perfect with zero carb beer if you want to drink with IVs in the morning and flushes?
Like you're a billionaire.
Go live your best life.
But you can't take, you can take the kid out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the kid.
And Indians are one of my least favorite nations in the entire world.
Not just because they're stinky, but because they're kind of retarded.
@australiantalk
Well, why don't they have a cosmetic surgeon on staff who is providing them with services, one of which would be sucking the fat out of their body on a constant basis?
Like, there's a few things.
Of course, they're obviously not using stairs, Elijah.
They're not using stairs.
They're averse to utilizing stairs.
But I hear what you're saying because if you've got a billion, obviously you want to live as long as what you can.
So you can keep enjoying spending those billions.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Exactly.
And I want to talk about more of this because I want to talk to you also about more about this video.
I have a video I want to bring up here that Ian Miles Chong brought up.
@australiantalk
He said this.
elijah schaffer
Well, he asked this.
And I think this is a dumb question.
I like Ian, but this is a dumb question.
@australiantalk
What's bigger, Elijah?
His tits or his snoz?
elijah schaffer
This one?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I'll say this.
This guy looks like he supports the IDF.
@australiantalk
He does look like he is from the Holy Land.
elijah schaffer
He looks very kosher.
And I want to talk about this video here because there is an issue with this, this exemplifies my meaning of that, you know, girls get gassed up and guys are hard on themselves and are like, I'm ugly.
Like, I bet you if I asked the chat, guys rate yourself versus girls.
Guys would be like really accurate.
Like if you gave yourself a two, you probably are.
If you're five, you probably are.
I think I rate myself always pretty accurately.
I always say that I would be like a four.
I would be like a four, but because I'm tall, because I, because I'm 6'2, and I'm relatively fit and relatively, you know, successful.
I make over $30 a year, you know, which is good these days, you know?
I can buy myself a corn kernel.
No, but I'm in a relatively successful life, whatever.
So I maybe could be a 5.5, maybe max a 6.
@australiantalk
Every inch over 6 foot actually gives you another half point.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
I would be a five at max, but the extra two inches, maybe.
Just because I've never found attracting women difficult when you're tall and you're fine.
Like it's never been an issue.
Whatever.
However, I find that a lot of women that are potentially very beautiful, this is the opposite.
They could be sevens or eights because they're fat, they're like fours.
Threes.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, and it's not even, it's, and it's not because they just, like, women don't realize that obesity is the number one thing that makes you ugly, other than just being ugly.
@australiantalk
The weird thing about that is as well, some girls have like super fat bodies.
So she's like a size 16 or size 18.
Like she's 40 pounds overweight, let's just say.
But her face is actually still quite slender.
And it gives the appearance, yeah, she is quite attractive.
But then, you know, that body is just doing all types of wrong things.
When you get it naked, it's just like, oh, well, which crease am I going to actually penetrate?
But yeah, man, they don't need to be doing it because it's easy for girls to stay fit because they don't work too hard.
So all they've got to do is really go for a walk every day, cook their man healthy food, and forego eating chicken late at night.
That's all really they've got to do.
We know once a month they've got cravings for chocolate and stuff like that.
But yeah, it's a weird thing because big girls can still be cute.
And you do look at them and think, man, if you actually lost those 40 pounds, you'd be pretty smoking hot.
And so many guys would want a piece of you.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and we got to talk about this.
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All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's play this video.
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Here we go.
You're too sweet for me.
I take my whiskey.
All right.
elijah schaffer
We can leave it up though.
So can we just say this to you?
They may actually love each other.
They may have kids.
She may have gone through pregnancy and hormones.
But I also put a woman getting fat part of that on the man.
Of course.
Like you have to check your woman very quickly.
Like, this is true.
And I'm going to be practical about this.
When Kez had her baby, I said I was going to give her like this amount of months.
I told her, said, hey, you can have like three, like, because, you know, you got to recover and stuff.
You get three months.
And then you've got to enroll in like a low impact, like Pilates, or you've got to enroll in something.
And you've got to be eating healthy.
Like, you can have that three months to just get the fat, get the big boobies, feed the baby.
That's okay.
I know, like, you know, we're both tired.
No one wants to cook, right?
There's a lot of like random just eating fast food you shouldn't have a lot of grilled nights, right?
A lot of chicken nuggets cooked in olive oil, by the way, but a lot of that stuff.
But like you owe it to each other as partners, you owe it to one another to respect each other, to tell one another when it's getting too far.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I know some guys put their women under serious pressure.
Like if they gain five pounds, it's like they drop the hammer.
That's between you and your spouse.
That's between you guys to figure out what's acceptable.
But definitely if your girl is like 10 pounds, 15 pounds, which is starting to spiral out of control.
Well, yeah, because like 10 or 15 pounds on a woman is like 20 or 2500 pounds.
@australiantalk
Because it's more digital for her to lose.
So you're actually coming from a place of care.
You know, she has to eventually sweat all of that out.
So really, you're just doing something which will enable her to feel better about herself.
Because, you know, when they get bigger and bigger and bigger, they become more obsessed with how they look and they feel worse about themselves and their self-esteem suffers and they don't feel attractive and then they don't feel desirable.
And what is a woman if she can't feel desirable?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Your sex life probably has to suffer because.
Okay, because let's talk about sex in long-term relationships, which I think is really important.
We're not going to go into detail about what the sex is like.
I mean, like, okay, so sex.
@australiantalk
No, Elijah, let's go into detail about what the sex is.
elijah schaffer
Well, what I mean is, is realistically, for anyone who's been married, sex can be more frequent or less frequent.
But for guys, it's probably never enough.
Okay, that's probably the truth.
And people, if a guy's saying he gets enough sex, maybe, maybe he has a lower libido.
It's possible.
And also guys' libido does sometimes go down.
But, you know, I feel like with as a guy, like you, you could, you know, there could be days where you go without needing sex and one day you can eat it three times.
You could eat it get off three times maybe or something in a day.
So it's not like there's a way to tell it for all men, right?
Men have different libidos.
Women have different libidos.
I know some guys who their wife has higher libido than them, which is rare, but it does happen.
Usually she had a pass in the streets.
I'll just say this.
I never met a guy who married a good girl who had a higher libido than him.
@australiantalk
So are they reluctant cucks?
elijah schaffer
No, they're just like ignorant guys who found a hoe because they were the first guy that treated them right, you know?
@australiantalk
Guys need sex just like women need shoes and handbags.
elijah schaffer
Well, exactly, exactly.
But I was going to say, but the ultimate respect is, is that like, look, sex will change, especially like, guys, you got to get used to not having sex sometimes because right after your wife has a baby, you're not having sex, okay?
You're not getting hand jobs.
You're not getting blowjobs.
Your wife just had a baby.
Okay.
And especially if there's tearing or injuries or if they have a C-section or whatever, you know, you have to learn to go weeks.
@australiantalk
She's just feeling up to it.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but I mean, and it also could be damaging to her body.
So you have to learn to go without sex regardless by law.
If you're having children, if you're having a lot of children, if you're having children every year, that means one month a year at least, at least, you're not having sex, not accounting the labor and everything like that.
You could be going a total of another out of 10 years, a year of that 10 years could be sexless.
So the point is, is that you need to make the times when sex is good count.
And you need to make the time that you have healthy count.
And women, when women feel protected and they feel safe and provided for, so protected and safe and provided for, they feel more likely to give you their body.
But also if they don't feel valued or they don't feel beautiful or they don't feel like they're attractive, they're also less likely to want to get involved sexually.
Even if they'll do it, they'll do it reluctantly.
So there's a lot of aspects to keeping sex alive in your relationship or to keeping the spark there.
But definitely one aspect that's important is making sure your bitch ain't a heifer.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
For lack of better words.
@australiantalk
Even Lena the plug denied Adam 22 sex for I think a week because she was uncomfortable and sore after Adam 22 authorized for the homie to lay the pipe on Lena the plug.
And she was blown out and, you know, he busted up those guts.
So she had to take a break.
And Adam 22 wasn't too happy about that.
But nevertheless, it's accurate.
It happens.
But of course, when we're speaking about our women, our modest, beautiful, cherished women, our princesses who we take care of, yeah, man, they'll fluctuate occasionally when they need to.
We have to be considerate of that.
We have to understand when the time is right.
But it's up to us to encourage them to embrace their sexuality and to serve their man.
elijah schaffer
People are asking of your bearing.
@australiantalk
They keep asking that.
Now, the only response that would be is to shut up, sugar tits.
Shut up, sugar tits.
And people who are familiar with Bering, they'll know what I mean.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, all I was going to say is if you bring this back up here, I just thought it was an interesting thing because they could just really love each other.
I just think that it's weird also to be putting your wife naked on TikTok.
That's the weirder part about it.
@australiantalk
And if she was 100 pounds lighter, she'd be smoking.
elijah schaffer
Smoking meat on the grill.
That's what she looks like.
She's doing a lot of.
I want to bring up a couple more.
So let's get into some more serious topics here.
I mean, we'll keep it light, but I do want to talk about some serious stuff because we were talking about like teens, you know, hula getting out and the bad stuff happening.
And I wanted to give an update on a story.
So, oh, look at this one.
@australiantalk
Raven from Nethelm Def Squad.
elijah schaffer
Oh, did you see?
Did you see my, I did a black version of it?
@australiantalk
No.
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude.
I don't know if it made people angry.
I imagine if it did.
Whenever I post stuff like this, I lose followers.
But I was like, dude, they have a white one, so we have to make a black one.
Oh, yeah.
Look at this one.
I made a.
@australiantalk
Oh, my God.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Wait, let me go here.
I feel like having a loud conversation in public.
@australiantalk
And in public, you mean within the library.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then I put down here the response to it.
No, I'm not bothered by it.
unidentified
It's their culture.
@australiantalk
Yeah, they do not have to utilize personal responsibility whatsoever.
Who are we to impose our values on them?
elijah schaffer
Dude, it is going viral.
It was going pretty viral.
That's the funny thing.
It's like, dude, these posts are not made to be mean and racist.
They're made to be funny and racist, which is, it does matter the motive.
Like, I just think it's funny because stereotypes are true.
@australiantalk
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And so it's like, the reason why people get mad when I put these kind of posts up is because it's true.
Why would you get mad if it was fake?
You just move on with your life.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
It hits home.
They don't like the fact that it can illustrate something so obvious and so succinctly as well because you're drawing attention to what is a character flaw in certain people.
They weren't raised correctly.
So they do not act as women when in public and they get their wild on wilden.
Wilden, they get wild.
And that's not helpful for a civil society.
You do not wish to suffer the wrath of an angry.
Yeah, we know who we're talking about there.
She's on the screen.
elijah schaffer
We know who we're talking about.
I do love the fact too.
By the way, it's like, no, is anyone even streaming tonight?
Like, I don't know what's been going on this week, but like nobody that's like big is streaming.
Like, what's on right now?
Let's go to my screen here real quickly, Brian.
It's like, we've got like PowerSlap, Badlands Media, which is like its own like network.
These are all networks, basically.
Ban and all these.
These are all networks.
And then you have like insane, you have PowerSlap, which they're promoting it, right?
It's the PowerSlap, it's their promotion, networks, and then like Red Pill News going on.
I don't even know what that is, but I should check that out.
That looks good.
And then like Matt Gates and us, and then a network.
Yeah, so I don't even know.
Like, is Rumble dying or something?
Or has it just been a slow news week so people aren't on it?
What's going on there?
@australiantalk
Well, why would you be streaming when you can be purchasing products off Rabbi Shumley's daughter and sticking them up your ass?
elijah schaffer
Well, look at that.
LFA only has 370 people watching.
Like, that's not good.
@australiantalk
Rumble's been slow all week.
I noticed that.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm still happy.
@australiantalk
We broke 1K.
elijah schaffer
I'm still happy about that, though.
That's pretty good.
@australiantalk
I'm happy that you're to the right of Matt Gates.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
We beat him a few other days, but I'm just happy about it.
Let me ask you in the chat, guys, before we move on to the other story of what was going on there.
Tell me real fast in the chat.
One, if you are satisfied, one, if you are married or were married and were satisfied with your sex life in your marriage.
Two, if you are married or were married and you were not satisfied with it, it could be guy or girl, doesn't matter.
Three, if you are not married, just three, if you're not married or never been married, because then your sex life would be contingent on your, probably your beliefs, your morals, and your practices, right?
So if you were like Christian or whatever, you may be limiting or trying to, you know, eliminate premarital sex or extramarital sex.
May not be doing well at it, but you may be trying.
And for those of you that are not Christians, you may just be in cell or something and may not be having any because you're not.
So I'd love to know where that's at.
We got a lot of 3.14s, 333, 1.5, 1.5.
We got twos, threes, threes, fives.
F you, Elijah, a lot of threes, ones, threes, threes.
I just kind of wanted to know that.
So even in this chat too, there's a lot of threes.
So most people just not married, never been married.
That's interesting.
Someone said we're all virgins in the chat.
Okay.
That's true.
Probably.
@australiantalk
I've got something to look forward to.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, ah, Panter Osaki said he's currently engaged.
And then we have Notice Ryan said three, getting married in October.
E.
So that's really cool.
And then in the chat here, they're saying ones in the chats.
There's mostly.
So locals is mostly married people.
Okay.
That's cool.
That are happy, that have good sex lives.
And YouTube is not.
They're all single people.
And Rumble is not.
@australiantalk
Question, Elijah.
Question.
So some women are utilizing something known as Hyman reconstructive surgery.
Do you believe that actually makes them a virgin once more?
elijah schaffer
No, because it's the emotional connection.
Like there's a reason why Mormons soak and people like to edge when they goon.
Because when they edge, when you spill your seed, you release certain chemicals in your brain that creates an emotional response.
And so this is why many people are the scientific reason why many people are against compulsory masturbation and the reason why many people spiritually feel bad.
And the reason why you feel worse when you masturbate to pornography than you do without it.
And you feel better when you're connected to a human that you love than you're not, et cetera, is because there is a certain chemical release in your body that's, I mean, it's complicated, but you have oxytocin, you have dopamine, a few other things.
And it's a spiritual connection.
It's not just neurochemical.
And so when you release those emotions on like an artificial person, it's something that it re-tricks your brain and that you think you're going to be getting a connection, but you don't.
And so it leaves you feeling actually energetically drained.
Versus if you don't look at pornography, you still might feel a little bit loss of energy because you didn't, you have to transfer that energy to somebody else.
I promise you this, this is not like me bullshitting you.
You can't explain everything through science.
I know this.
And I'm not just being weird and like esoteric here.
I'm saying that's why when you ejaculate into like a woman you love, like someone you're married to, it actually is like stress relieving, makes you feel better and more confident in yourself.
And you don't feel empty.
You feel more full because there's something about the transfer of energy there.
@australiantalk
Maybe more full.
elijah schaffer
They are more full.
But there's something spiritual about it, particularly where when you release those endorphins, your body knows that it's a transfer.
And if it's not transferring, then it doesn't meet its fulfilled action, which makes you wonder maybe sex was designed not just for pleasure, but for reproduction, but pleasure too.
But I don't believe it wasn't made for pleasure.
But I think you have to learn that the hard way usually.
No pun intended.
@australiantalk
No, well, I think you're sort of correct because you can turn on the hose and you can just hose the pavement.
And is that really doing anything?
No, it's not.
But if there's a fire there and you use the hose to extinguish the fire.
Well, there's something about that which is quite satisfying and you know you've used the hose for the right reason.
So similarly with that, of course, man, there's nothing wrong with making love.
You should want to make love quite often.
And if you're willing to do that with your partner and you're happy to finish inside of them, there is a bonding element to that as well.
There's certainly something there, Elijah.
It's an intangible thing.
And I think what you just said also, Elijah, is that science does not have all the answers.
Science doesn't have all the answers because it doesn't know what it doesn't know as yet, right?
elijah schaffer
Correct.
And I want to say this to all the girls out there.
If you guys are wondering, well, how do I get married?
How do I find someone that I love?
This girl figured it out.
she said if you ever have any issues finding a husband uh there's one place that you can always go to find a husband no oh i saw something the other day right Just like, so I saw some blonde girl that was visiting the land of Pajit, and she was standing in front of the Taj Mahal.
@australiantalk
And she was just trying to get a picture of herself in front of the Taj Mahal.
But there was a crowd.
And because there's a billion Pajits over in the land of Pajit, there was a massive crowd of these dudes.
And one came over politely, please a picture.
And she's like, oh, don't touch me.
He tried to like grab it and get close to it.
And so she's like, okay, yep.
And then the next thing, bang, another dude, then another Pajit, then another Pajit.
And man, there was a line, bro.
There was a line which would have been long enough to fill any subway platform anywhere in the United States.
Like these guys kept on coming.
There's something quite mesmerizing.
They're enchanted by the white woman in the land of Pajit.
elijah schaffer
In the land of Pachit, the Taj Mahnats, someone said.
It's like, what do you want to eat?
I'll take curry.
I'll take the Bobs and Vajeen for two, please.
It's, dude, I saw a video.
You know, Indians have been colonized in their mind, actually.
They're really concerned about their skin color.
They don't like to be dark and they feel like the system, the cast system.
They've been colonized.
@australiantalk
They're undesirables, like literally over there in some areas.
I don't think it's everywhere, but in lots of areas.
Depending on the shade of your skin or the tone of your skin, you are either A, allowed to walk on the street or B, you are not allowed to.
You are allowed to work in certain industries.
You are not allowed to work in certain industries.
You're allowed to shake somebody's hand.
Otherwise, you are not allowed to.
The darkest amongst them are shunned.
I don't know why.
There's an international beauty standard.
And at the top of that beauty standard are Caucasians.
I didn't make those rules.
Non-Caucasians made those rules and elevated Caucasians to that position.
So don't shoot the messenger.
Ask Pajit why that is.
elijah schaffer
Let me ask you this, though.
Indians in Australia, somebody said in the chat, Indians in Australia, what do they eat?
Indians in Australia.
@australiantalk
Yes.
elijah schaffer
What do they eat?
@australiantalk
Well, they eat curry.
unidentified
No.
@australiantalk
They don't eat curry.
They eat goat.
elijah schaffer
Bob's and the genomite.
@australiantalk
Well, that's not my jam, Elijah, but it might be their butter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Bob's and the genomite.
That's the truth.
I keep saying we're getting a serious story.
We are going to get into a serious story right now.
I want to talk about some serious stuff that's going on here, the targeting of white people.
However, I do want to say shout out to the New York Post for continuing to write the most confusing and strange headlines I have ever seen.
This was a serious story.
I don't really know what happened.
I read it and it still didn't make sense according to the title here.
Brian, if you could bring this up, the New York Post said, gay Jewish teen told a friend sex with his neo-Nazi accused murderer would be a legendary.
That is so confusing.
@australiantalk
I'm trying to make sense of it.
Okay, so the one on the left is the Jewish teen.
He told his friend that he wants to have sex with a neo-Nazi, but then the alleged neo-Nazi murdered the Jewish teen because he wanted sex.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So he got murdered by the Jewish.
He got murdered.
I think.
So he wanted to have sex with a neo-Nazi, but then he killed him.
Look, I don't think neo-Nazis are really into that stuff.
I don't think they're into Jews and gays and gay Jews and stuff.
But like these stories write themselves, right?
You've got like a murderous neo-Nazi and a gay Jew in a bar.
One of them gets killed.
Who is right?
@australiantalk
Well, it's the whole thing's bizarre.
Like, so Jewish teen boys are fantasizing about gay sex with Nazis.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know the story, but that's not even the top story.
I just thought that one was definitely worth worth looking at there.
I want to look at a more serious story, though.
It's going to take me a second to find it because it was a little while ago.
Can we, can we, dude, there's so much bad stuff here in my, like, there's so much terrible stuff that's gone on that I almost like can't find the bad stuff that went on.
Oh my gosh.
Jeez, it's been a sick world.
@australiantalk
Oh, what was with that dude as well?
The dude who was rolling around somewhere in Chicago and his mama said he was a good boy.
He won't do nothing wrong.
He was just driving.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll get into a few of these things.
@australiantalk
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We'll look at it from Sky News, I guess, because we're in Australia, so might as well just look at it from here.
Go to my screen, Brian.
So this story popped up the other day.
This is really sad.
It's disgusting, actually.
A boy 14 fatally stabbed trying to protect his girlfriend from two ski mask-clad teens.
In the U.S., they said balaclava.
What's funny, though, is do you know what most people call balaclavas in the United States?
@australiantalk
What do they call them?
elijah schaffer
Chat is going to have to verify this with me, but I'm pretty from where I'm from.
We call them monkey caps.
@australiantalk
Monkey caps.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I, that's, if you type it in, that's what pops up.
Uh, am I the only one that calls them monkey caps?
But I think it's funny because they're the monkey caps, and you'll never guess who was wearing them.
You'll never guess what was going on there.
So this is a really sad story.
A teenager was stabbed to death while he tried to defend his girlfriend, who was allegedly being harassed by two 15-year-old boys in a shopping mall.
Authorities said, Now, this was last week.
@australiantalk
That's in Southport.
So that's literally 30 minutes up the road.
Southport's right in the heart of the Gold Coast.
That's also the same courthouse that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had to attend.
elijah schaffer
No, this is in the U.S. There's a different story here in the Gold Coast.
@australiantalk
Okay, okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's another Balaclava teen stabbing someone.
But this is a 14-year-old Wyoming boy who was stabbed to death with a kitchen knife while trying to protect his girlfriend from two balaclava-clad teens in a shopping mall.
@australiantalk
Damn.
elijah schaffer
Bobby Mayer was fatally knifed after he confronted the two 15-year-old boys for allegedly harassing his middle school sweetheart at the Eastbridge Mall in Casper on Sunday afternoon.
Mayer was rushed to the mall after his girlfriend had called, rushed to the mall.
His girlfriend had called to say the two suspects, since identified as Jareth Plunkett and Dominique Harris, were allegedly following her and a friend around the shopping complex, according to the criminal complaint.
@australiantalk
One second.
The story describes the perpetrators as two teens.
elijah schaffer
Balaclava-clad teens.
@australiantalk
Teens.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're Dominique Harris, brother.
You're not an American.
@australiantalk
Teens are at it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is teens.
@australiantalk
They're just doing teen-like behavior.
elijah schaffer
Well, and it starts to make me sad because it starts to make me sad because look, okay.
I spoke to Joel Davis about this story.
He was on the debate.
And Joel Davis' quote was, this is a white king, and he died with honor when he shouldn't have had to.
That was Joel Davis' take.
So, like, what a chat.
He's a king and he's a hero because he died.
@australiantalk
He wasn't protecting.
elijah schaffer
He defied defending, died defending his beautiful Aryan queen from mongrel invaders, right?
So, you know, and I don't hate all black people or anything like that, but, you know, blacks, let's be honest.
@australiantalk
So that two dudes, the two dudes were stalking her.
They were following her and a friend around the shopping complex.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know why she didn't call the police.
I would call the police, right?
If they're wearing balaclavas and stuff.
But surveillance footage shows the ordeal allegedly showed Mayer backing away from his alleged attackers who were wearing hooded balaclava style masks as Plunkett told him to swing on him several times.
Harris was then allegedly caught on camera, picking up Mayer by his waist and slamming him to the ground before reportedly punching his face.
Moments later, Plunkett stepped in and could be seen plunging the kitchen-style knife into the victim twice per the complaint.
@australiantalk
Look at that little dude.
He's like so frail.
He's like 90 pounds ringing wet at best, man.
He's not a threat to anyone.
So he had real courage, that little dude.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he had real courage.
@australiantalk
Props to you, Bobby.
You had courage, my man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
And so he gets slammed.
He gets smashed.
And then they're punching him whilst he's on the ground.
So he's done and dusted.
You know, they've won.
And then the other dude's like, nah, that's not enough.
Let me show him.
And then decides to start plunging a blade into him.
Just crazy.
There's no appreciation for life, Elisha.
elijah schaffer
So we don't even know if these teens were black, though.
But the fact that they won't release any pictures of them, it won't show anything.
And they, and when I look up names Dominique Harris and they look these names up, only black people pop up.
@australiantalk
Well, I don't care if they're black or not black.
Whoever did this are.
elijah schaffer
But I do, though.
Here's the thing.
I do because it's hateful to not love the victims and we should start hating the people that are doing this.
And if there's a pattern, we should notice it and call it out.
Okay.
So they had to have been black.
And if they aren't, I would be shocked.
But the alleged person charges adults had their bonds set at $500,000 respectively during initial court hearing Monday.
And so the reason why I bring that up, Brian, you can take that off.
It came really real to me because the memorial service was televised for this.
And his girlfriend spoke.
And I just, in honor of him, and in honor of him, this young man, you know, who shouldn't have had to do that.
He shouldn't have been in that position.
And maybe you start to wonder why they had separate stores and stuff, you know?
Because I just like, I tried to type in 14-year-old being stabbed and like 20 articles came up of shootings and stabbings and all the perpetrators look the same.
@australiantalk
And if they're being charged as adults or tried as adults, why the reluctance to show their picture?
Ordinarily, they'd say, oh, it's because it's a minor.
We do not wish to do that.
But no, hang on a second.
You've already determined, or the criminal justice system has already determined, that these people will be tried as adults.
So it's not like they were 11-year-old kids.
If they wanted to commit the crime, well, their faces deserve to be out there.
What does the girl say?
What's she going to say here, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
Well, let's watch it.
It's really sad here.
Brian, put on the screen.
This is the memorial.
You can put it full screen too.
unidentified
I want to save this boy out there and I want to say that he was the best boyfriend I could have ever asked everyone for coming.
Bobby had no hard feelings against anybody.
And I want to say thank you to everyone who is showing for giving donations and doing everything they can to show that they cared for Bobby.
I also want to say I'm sorry for everyone who had to witness that.
And I want to give a big shout out to his family because I know he loves them so much.
And me and Bobby, we had so many plans for the future that I never thought I'd be trying to office so early.
I also want to thank my family for being there for me and my dad for giving me a hug at the hospital and my grandma and my brother for being the best ever.
Thank you, everybody.
And Bobby would be so proud of everybody here.
Thank you.
Callie would be following her eyes out.
Okay.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So someone had said something mean.
They're like, oh, she's making this about herself.
You know, L woman making a murder about herself.
First of all, seeing your boyfriend get stabbed, you are a victim too, okay?
Like, let's be fair, and women can barely handle, women can't even like handle a joke usually.
So let's be real here.
Like, she's obviously really hurting, and she's also a kid.
@australiantalk
Yeah, she's traumatized, and that's going to reside with her forever.
And you best believe that in about six years' time, they're going to say, hey, you do not speak with people too frequently.
So we need to send you somewhere.
And you've got to become accustomed to dealing and interacting with certain people.
And she's going to be apprehensive about that because of the trauma that resides within her.
elijah schaffer
Right.
@australiantalk
And so she's going to now become a judgmental person.
She's going to wish to avoid certain areas or close proximity to people that do appear like the perpetrators who killed young Bobby.
And she's going to be told she's the bad one for doing so.
elijah schaffer
Well, and the thing is, is Wyoming doesn't even have blacks.
@australiantalk
What?
elijah schaffer
There's no blacks in Wyoming.
So he's like the only two in the state.
And the reason why, as somebody pointed out in the locals chat, white people don't do unsolicited attacks like this.
It seems to be relegated to basketball Americans, young scholars, hooded teens.
@australiantalk
So how the hell can you walk around in a mall?
unidentified
They still have a lot of black people.
elijah schaffer
Listen, okay, I'm about to give one of the most like racist speeches.
@australiantalk
Because that's the uniform for bank robbers.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Listen, I'm going to say something that's really unfortunate.
I don't want to say it, but it's fucking true.
@australiantalk
I don't think you can walk around the streets with a Bella Clava in Australia.
Like the cops and everyone would be like, they'd call the cops.
Hey, there's a dude wearing a Bella Clava.
elijah schaffer
No, He's getting set to commit some crimes.
I'm going to explain something about race relations in the United States that is not going to blow your mind.
People already know it, but I'm going to just have to say it.
And we're going to only say it on Censored and Rumble.
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Let's go ahead and go on a two-minute break, and I'm going to give this rant here about why blacks are allowed to do this stuff and how they get away with it every single time.
It's unfortunate.
It's true.
Let's just go to the break, and I'll see you over at Rumble.
We're going in on this.
Okay.
So this is the dumbest rant because everybody knows this, but it's, I need you to track with me here.
You asked the question: how do these blacks get away with wearing balaclavas in a mall?
Well, it's worse than that.
In fact, in public.
Well, they also stole the knife from a target in the mall.
So they also were stealing.
They were thieving and wearing balaclavas that they stole, and they dumped them in the parking lot.
So they're retarded.
Okay, so let's start by defining something here.
Wyoming is 1.2% black.
@australiantalk
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So it's 98.8% white and mixed other races.
The only Minority population in Wyoming are Indians, like natives, not like the red dot Indians, like Tepee.
Half percent or something.
But they live on reservations and they're basically on their own.
@australiantalk
So real Americans.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so the chances of you running into a black person is already one in 100.
Like, like the chances in a given mall at the time, let's say there were 500 people in the mall at the time, there's only five black people in the whole mall.
And that's not even realistic because usually black people live together in communities.
So like there could be two black, those are probably the only two black kids in the entire mall.
So the question you waged was: how do they get away with wearing the bala clavas, the bullying, the harassment?
Here's why.
And this sounds so dumb, but it's so true.
@australiantalk
Because they're not Muslim women.
They're Daddy in Burkers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but here's why.
Here's why.
And I'm going to say this.
Because you go, isn't this a right-wing state?
Aren't these Republicans?
Exactly.
And this is a theory that I want you guys to listen to, and it's true.
And it's going to sound dumb, but it's real.
Okay, the Democrats are the real racists.
And here's what I mean by that.
Everyone mocks that phrase, but here's what it is.
unidentified
Republicans are retarded.
elijah schaffer
Conservatives are retarded when it comes to blacks.
They're so stupid.
The reason why there's so few black people in the Republican Party is because Republicans talk to black people like they're white people.
And they come with the assumption that there's no differences genetically that define their thinking and culture.
And so the blacks that they attract to the Republican Party are blacks that think like whites.
It's like called a marginal of difference.
They're like, you know, the few percentage points of blacks.
Maybe we'll call it 4% to 5%, maybe upwards of 10 because they're tribal.
So a few family members may switch.
But 4 or 5% of black people may just, you know, be outliers and sort of like want to function in white society.
So you get people like Ben Carson.
That's the only one I can name.
Or you get a lot of like in the right-wing media, a lot of black grifters, you know, who are kind of dumb, but they see money, right?
You can make money off these white folk.
And whites love it.
Republicans love a good black person that's civilized, very low standards for them still.
But they still expect you to not be violent, to dress cleanly, to like to take care of yourself.
And this is why they don't attract the black community.
And so whites are always going, white Republicans, primarily the party of white people, are going, okay, like we're trying to treat blacks equally.
We're trying to treat them equally.
And they're, you know, we're only, we're only 90% of the entire population away from winning their vote.
You're never going to win their vote.
You can win a few more of them because of the economy or something, like circumstantially.
You know, black people do love Trump.
@australiantalk
But do you really want to win the vote of Rob Smith types?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I was saying.
Well, he's America's favorite black conservative.
He's my favorite black conservative.
I love Rob Smith, actually.
I'm his biggest fan.
@australiantalk
He served.
He served.
elijah schaffer
He served and gets served too.
But I appreciate him a lot.
I think I got to love our veterans.
But he has a new show called Uncanceled, too.
So it's very good.
That's my top.
@australiantalk
He co-hosts with Don Lemon.
elijah schaffer
Who knows?
I don't know.
I just like, I like him.
He's America's favorite gay black conservative, and that's what we need more of in this country.
@australiantalk
Robin Don.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and here's, but here's what I was going to say: is Democrat whites treat blacks like they're retarded.
Treat them like they're black.
Like, and this is this was going to sound racist, but this is really how it works.
@australiantalk
Well, wasn't it Lyndon Johnson who said, I will have those blacks voting Democrats for the next 200 years.
elijah schaffer
Whites don't live among black.
Black liberals create their own gentrified neighborhoods in New York, in LA, whites and Jews.
I should put them together, progressive whites and Jews.
@australiantalk
And they go one step further and make it a gated community.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
And they're like, give them blacks some food cards.
And the blacks are like, they didn't give us some phones.
They didn't give us some food cards.
They didn't give us.
Give me a phone.
And you're going, an Obama phone.
And the whites go, oh, that's racist.
And you're like, well, it's not racist because you're giving them what they want.
And so, like, white people, white liberals, elites don't have any black people at their malls.
And they know what's really going on.
And they, you know, even the defund the police thing was like fake.
Their neighborhoods are super policed.
Okay.
That's, they just don't, they're funding the police in black neighborhoods.
They let them fight themselves.
They give them what they want, but they don't apply it to their neighborhoods.
So white people, the reason why white Republicans, in my opinion, are more susceptible towards black violence than white liberals is because if you look at white liberals, white liberals speak to blacks like they're dumb.
AOC feels like they get accents.
You know, Kez used to get mad at me because she said I spoke to black people differently in LA.
She goes, you go stop speaking like this.
And you go, oh, no, don't worry, homie.
Nah, I'm good.
She goes, you start, you get an accent.
I go, that's how I want to talk to them.
Because if I speak to them like myself, then they get aggressive and they start like looking to rob you and shit.
And if you sound like you're like from the area, then they are, they are, I don't know.
unidentified
It just, they, they'll be like, all right, fool, yeah, homie, what's up?
elijah schaffer
And they're like, they call you the N-word and stuff, and then you're good, you know?
But, but I go, but like, AOC goes in front of black people and it's like, I want you to have power.
And she like talks like that.
unidentified
Have you seen it?
elijah schaffer
Have you seen Kamala Harris?
I've talks like she's a retarded black by white people.
@australiantalk
And I've seen the one of Joe Biden that's like, they want to put you back in chains.
And I've seen Hillary Clinton say, I ain't no ways tired.
We still got so far to go.
And they're always talking about Selma.
elijah schaffer
Selma.
@australiantalk
And they draw it up on Southern.
Selma.
elijah schaffer
Selma.
Like, it's like, and you, Kamala Harris, is, and, and, and we, we've got to unite because we're black and they speak like they're fourth graders because you're speaking to a black population and they did that shit.
It's like the same reason you speak at a fourth grade level in news because you assume you're speaking to dumb people.
Not because you think your audience is dumb, but because most people are.
So intellectually, you just keep it simple.
You don't go too in depth.
It's not because you're trying to be corrupt.
It's because you have to have to hit a wide base to make it profitable.
@australiantalk
But why did Charlemagne and them on the breakfast club?
Hillary's rocked up there and they're like, hey, what's in your purse?
And she's like, I've got hot sauce in my purse.
elijah schaffer
Because it works.
And that's why whites are like, they didn't even call around on it.
@australiantalk
They didn't even call bullshit on it.
elijah schaffer
You knew it was bullshit.
@australiantalk
They let it slide, man.
elijah schaffer
They let it slide.
@australiantalk
What the fuck would that be?
elijah schaffer
If you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
And then everyone saw Larry Elder go on the breakfast club with Charlamagne and is like, oh, he BTFO'd him by calling him like a dumb end moment, you know, saying for not pushing back on Biden for that.
But like, dude, you don't understand.
Like, I grew up around blacks and Hispanics.
Okay.
Hispanics have a lot of violence, but you can treat them in general.
Like Hispanics have a real, a real hospitality.
@australiantalk
They're polite.
Even when they're victimizing you, they can't be afraid of it.
elijah schaffer
But their culture is really cheap.
And Hispanics in the chat will know this.
They're really cheap, even if they have money.
And they kind of are, when too many Hispanics get together, it becomes very trashy.
@australiantalk
Right.
elijah schaffer
And that's just true.
Okay.
It sort of looks like a poor white, like a really poor low-class white neighborhood, even if it's middle class.
They just don't take care of their lawns, whatever.
But they're very polite in terms of, they're not polite.
They're very, they speak low class.
They say words like Afghanistan and they speak like that.
It's how Hispanics speak.
Like they say, like, I'm frustrated.
Like, everyone's got to know Hispanics.
Okay.
Like, I'm so fucked.
Like, they'd be rich and educated and they frustrated.
And they still talk to you.
@australiantalk
Afghanistan.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, you know, I go to Afghanistan.
They just don't pronounce words correctly.
Like, you know, I'm so frustrated.
Like, she's give me the monies.
They pluralize stuff.
She's just give me no monies.
And like, they say no monies and like me likes and things like that.
Like, they have, so there's a real like ingrained sort of ghetto in LA.
And you call me racist.
I fucking spent 25, first 25 years of my life here.
I know what I'm talking about.
Blacks, on the other hand, like there's just something wrong with them.
Like there's just the community is fucked up.
Hispanics, you know, you go to Mexico City, Mexico City is nicer than Chicago, in my opinion.
So it's not like being Hispanic is a disability.
@australiantalk
No.
elijah schaffer
But the black community, the Democrats have decided that blacks are disabled.
They're retarded and we're going to treat them like that.
So if to get their vote, if we want, they want the money, we're just going to give them the money.
And the Jews set up shops in the black communities, siphon all the money out of the black community.
Like Malcolm X would say, they never teach them how to run hotels, but they'll run hotels in their neighborhoods.
They never teach them how to run shops, which is crazy.
You have to be taught by people.
But the Jews take the money out of the neighborhoods and the whites put the money into the neighborhoods and the blacks just destroy.
But they're a good voting base.
@australiantalk
A cycle of life a lot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so what I'm saying is like, is like white people wouldn't want to step in, Republicans, when they see two black teens following a white woman, a white girl, because it's racist of me to assume that blacks are predatory in terms of would want to stab someone.
@australiantalk
Super predators.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, and I'm not even about sexually predatory.
I mean, like, they're predatory.
Like, they probably were going to try to rape and kill her.
I think they were going to try to rape and kill the girl.
But I have a Democrat mindset on blacks.
I don't disvalue them or think they're valueless.
I think they have a great, like, I think that they need, you know, they vote a certain way.
I just know that blacks will never vote the way I vote because I care about white interests primarily.
I care about the white interests of people, which is like not weird to say.
I'm not afraid to say it.
And because I care about white interests, blacks care about black interests.
I respect the hell out of that.
At least they care about their own people.
But they don't care about the group.
They care about themselves.
So that's why they never get out of it.
I care about white, the white collective group that we're all getting better.
They want the money for themselves to get out of the hood.
And like that, they're very narcissistic in that way.
@australiantalk
They want that cheese.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I got to get out, bro.
This is my bread.
I got to get the bread.
And they fucking talk like that.
AOC says, we got to get you that bread.
They're just trying to get the bread.
It's fucking genius.
So white people are retarded where it's like you would.
@australiantalk
Oh, yeah.
The ASA says they're only stealing these things so they can sell them to buy bread.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I'm saying white people see black kids in balaclavas and go, oh, it must be because they're skiing.
No, I say black kids in balaclavas and I'm like, they're trying to rape my daughter.
I'm going to go fuck these kids up.
@australiantalk
They won't even.
elijah schaffer
That's my mindset.
@australiantalk
Yeah, they're in a mall.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, it's Wyoming and there is good skiing and stuff, but it's a mall.
@australiantalk
But the mall's got hating.
elijah schaffer
Also, it's March.
@australiantalk
So get back to April.
But before we digressed on that, it was because of me, Elijah, I interjected on you.
You're going to break down to me why the hell people are allowed to walk around with balacca.
elijah schaffer
That's why.
Because they're in a Republican, all-white city.
And as a Republican, you think black kids are just like white kids when at least Biden was honest to say that one day black kids, poor kids can be just as good as white kids.
He even knows that poors are black and he's not dumb.
That you would see two kids in Balaclavas because they're black.
You don't want to assume that they're doing anything sketchy because not only can blacks, you don't want to be racist, but you have to think blacks are better than even whites.
That you're just perceiving your racism and you should just treat them like you would a white kid.
You wouldn't, a white kid, you might still just be like, hey, take that off.
But you don't even want to approach a black kid because then you might be on TV and racist and how dare you be seen as racist?
Go ahead.
But if white people were willing to be seen as racist, our cities would be clean, our families would be safe and we'd have more money and less destruction.
So I don't care about being seen as racist because that just protects me and my family.
When I was trying to not be racist, I got jumped, my car jacked, my brother got, you know, robbed at knife point.
I've had home invasions because I was like, oh, I'm going to live in Hispanic areas.
And then I got home invaded.
Now that I live in white areas and I look at the demographics, my fucking, I'm safe.
The first thing I do is look at the demographics of an area.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because then I know when I see someone not white to be on guard, because they're probably not from the area, and I mean, it's a dress nicely.
Obviously, see a black guy in a suit, you know, walk out of the briefcase.
I'm not going to be racist and be like, oh, you know, I'm not retarded.
But if I see like a black kid in a ball of clava in Gold Coast, I'm going to be like, that kid's going to stab me.
@australiantalk
Yeah, damn straight.
elijah schaffer
That's why I live in a white area because I can tell the other.
I can tell when someone's a threat.
@australiantalk
So some, is it, are the younger ones wearing ski masks, bala clavas now, because they want to differentiate and distinguish themselves as different than the old school dudes who are wearing do-rags on their heads.
Like, is it normalized attire now for them?
You can walk around with that and it's okay.
It doesn't cause any suspicion.
It does not bring about any alarm.
Now, for somebody like yourself, obviously it would.
I know Jesse Lee Peterson certainly wouldn't be getting up close with people like that, nor would Tommy Satomayo.
elijah schaffer
And he's, and he's, and he's in, I'm not going to say where his studio is.
He's not in a black area, his studio, Jesse Lee Peterson.
Jesse Lee stays away from the blacks.
@australiantalk
That's because he appreciates a lot.
unidentified
We used to live by each other, Jesse and I. Amazing.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
I was in one of their commercials before years ago, 2018.
It was my number one transgender moment.
I wore a blue wig and I let my gut out and I was like, it was actually funny back then.
I was like, it's like SJW humor.
I was like, I'm a woman.
And they're like, it was funny.
He's like, hey, why are you wearing?
He told me, he goes, my first, my, you know what?
I think one of my first main interviews ever was with Jesse Lee Peterson.
And he's like, why do you wear sunglasses indoors?
Which is a good question.
Why was I?
And I was like, oh, it's my look.
unidentified
And he goes, oh, are you a woman?
elijah schaffer
I was like, no.
unidentified
Then why are you looking ridiculous?
Women, they like to look ridiculous with the nail and the hair.
elijah schaffer
And they look ridiculous.
You know, like black woman, you're like a black woman, he tells me.
You're like a black woman with sunglasses on inside.
Like, because you look ridiculous because black women do ridiculous things.
And I was like, hey, man, this guy is based.
I like this guy.
This guy is cool.
@australiantalk
He's seen it all firsthand.
He's seen it close up.
He knows what goes down.
He knows what the thinking there is across the board.
So, you know, in a sense, Jesse Lee Peterson is the David Attenborough, whereas David Attenborough comments on nature.
Jesse Lee Peterson has also formulated his worldview based on his observations in the environment where he used to reside.
And now he no longer wishes to reside in that environment.
Purge, Elijah, it's very important.
Yeah, gut health is very important.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I want to tell you guys something real quickly.
Brian, go to my screen here.
So real talk here.
Check out PurgeStore.com.
So I've been talking a lot about this gut cleanse.
I know it's advertised primarily on like clearing out parasites, but like I'm, you guys might know this.
My background's in molecular biology.
I actually know what's inside this purge cleanse.
And what I do know that it does is I know it will actually kill parasites and it will actually kill bad gut microflora, like invasive flora.
I know it will do that.
But ultimately, there's two things that I know that it does.
And I'm deciding I'm going to start pushing the other thing that it does.
It's a side effect.
Brian, I think you can put the banner on here on the screen because this is an ad read, but it's kind of like an offshoot.
So I did tell you it will clear a lot of your bloating and like gut issues.
I just had somebody reach out from one of you guys, bought this, it cured your IBS.
I've had a few of you guys curing your IBS because a lot of you don't realize you just have irritability in your gut and you just need to cleanse your gut out.
And by the way, get ready to shit.
And I'm just going to say that honestly.
It's going to clear you out.
But it'll also, this side effect of gut cleanses is you lose weight quickly and you lose like water density in your lower gut, like your pooch and like on your side.
So you'll actually lose weight.
I shouldn't promote this because it's probably illegal to promote this as like a weight loss drug because it's not actually a weight loss drug.
And I'm not saying that you're going to necessarily lose a ton of weight.
You will lose some weight because it will clear you out and it'll keep you clean and you'll be taking like clean dumps where you won't have a bunch of bullises in you.
It'll get your bloating down.
It'll make you look thinner.
So if you're going on vacation or a trip and you want to look thinner while also feeling better and get your gut cleansed, the main point of this product, which they tell me to push, is that it helps clear out invasive organisms in your gut, which are very important to your mood and everything else.
I'm telling you, from my understanding of how this stuff works and things I've used in the past similar to this, is it actually does make you look thinner.
So that's good.
Secondly, it clears your bloating and those things, which is great because a lot of you have just gut bloat and you need to get it out.
So go to purchasore.com.
Use my promo code Elijah E-L-I-J-A-H.
That's E-L-I-J-A-H at purgstore.com.
Check it out today.
I said, Australian, can you get air pistols?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can, dude, Australians have guns and air rifles.
@australiantalk
You can get gel blasters and stuff like that.
We do have lots of guns here.
It's frowned upon, though, if you are a gun owner, if you are a legal gun owner, if you have acquired a firearms license, which is quite a lengthy process on a national registry and all of those types of things and being willing to allow the police to come to your home to evaluate and assess whether or not it is locked up and kept somewhere safe and the bullets are kept somewhere differently as well and they're also locked up.
But yeah, so you can get them, but yeah, people were deprived of them in 1996 via the gun buyback.
elijah schaffer
By the way, Rofa, someone said, Elijah, you just give black guys an idea to wear suits and go looting.
They won't do that.
They have the lowest form of crime.
They just take hammers and smash glass.
@australiantalk
Yeah, there's no reason to get dressed up.
No, they don't nicely and put on a tie.
Particularly when you can walk into a store and walk out so long as under a thousand bucks.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so look, and I know, so I know that that is sort of like racist, but here's why I know it's not.
I want to play this clip from CNN.
Maybe you saw this.
OJ Simpson died the other day.
@australiantalk
Right.
elijah schaffer
Rest in peace, George Floyd 1.0.
He killed two white people.
@australiantalk
No, he didn't.
The glove did not fit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he murdered two white people.
They had to acquit.
@australiantalk
You heard Devin Tracy.
Devin Tracy, AIU, he was actually there for the OJ trial.
elijah schaffer
Was he?
@australiantalk
No shit.
Yeah.
And you can watch the footage and he's sitting there in the audience or he's sitting in the courtroom watching it.
Guess who's sitting next to him watching the OJ trial?
Who?
Richard Dreyfus.
Yeah, it's one of Devin's biggest claim to fame.
He's like, yeah, man, look at me.
He was just a teenager or whatever.
But he was captivated.
He was there.
He wanted to watch what was going on.
And he was absolutely pissed off that obviously OJ was set free.
But he had to be set free by the jury because so many other people who look like OJ have been incarcerated when they shouldn't have been.
So they were trying to balance the scales in that sense.
It was like, yeah, we know he's guilty, but we're going to set him free because you've incarcerated so many of our innocent brothers before him.
elijah schaffer
That's what it was.
It was an honor victory to avoid riots, just like how they convicted Derek Chauvin in the case against George Floyd.
But I reminded you that the reason why blacks like OJ Simpson is because he killed whites.
It's not because he got away with murder.
It's because he killed two whites.
If it was a murder with two blacks, that wouldn't.
They would actually be mad.
They want to kill whites and I know that.
Listen to this contributor explain on CNN.
She says the what quiet part out loud.
I'm not being racist, i'm being honest.
@australiantalk
Is that why kill Whitey is always trendy?
elijah schaffer
Yes, but she.
She explains that that blacks relate to him because he was able to kill whites and get away with it.
Like she literally says it.
That she says it and that's what i'm saying is everyone tells me, oh, you're racist.
Until you listen to it, it's like i'm not making this up.
This is what they're saying.
Call me hateful.
Maybe it's good to be hateful.
I don't know.
Listen.
unidentified
So racially charged because of what had happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how black Americans feel about policing.
It's not like O.J. Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement of his era.
You know, he wasn't a social justice leader, but he represented something for the black community in that moment, in that trial, particularly because there were two white people who have been killed and the history around how black people have been persecuted during slavery.
There were just so many layers.
And I guess I would just close with this: there was racial tension then.
There is racial tension now.
It might not be the backdrop of the Trump campaign, but until this country is ready to actually have an honest conversation about the racial dynamics from our origin story till today, we will always have moments like OJ Simpson that manifest and our country will always be divided if we don't actually deal with the issue of race.
elijah schaffer
Did you hear that?
That they identify with it because he killed two whites because of their persecution.
I promise you, the majority of black people will laugh if you get killed as a white person.
And it's true.
@australiantalk
I thought Corinne or Corinne Jean-Pierre only appears as a spokesperson of the White House.
I didn't know she wore a different wig to appear on CNN panels, but I'm glad to see that she's diversifying.
But yeah, it appears, just from what my lion ears tell me, that she's saying there's an inherent desire for retribution against people who didn't perpetrate crimes against people in the current age, which supposedly happened 200 years ago.
Like, man, this is crazy.
Is that a sentiment that is pretty prominent within them, Elijah, within many of them?
They can justify it to themselves.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So, yes, 100%.
We got to play this.
This is so funny.
Okay, I was laughing.
So, Brian, go to my screen here.
So, you guys know that I got into that public fight with the entire black community about Haley Bailey, the actress of Little Mermaid.
@australiantalk
You know, E.T.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, E.T. Calling her ugly, which I still want to preclude the fact that I called myself ugly in the post too.
She's a public figure.
You know, I wouldn't even call her ugly if they weren't gassing her up and if she wasn't a part of a Marxist plan to replace knowledge, as our friends said.
They want to disrupt the passing down of knowledge.
So our kids think that she's black.
We think she's red-headed.
Disrupts our society and our culture, makes us confused.
They know what they're doing.
I'm not going to buy into this.
We're not going to buy into the, oh, he's Jewish, so you're anti-Semitic.
No, I'm not anti-Semitic.
I just will criticize Israel because they're retarded.
Oh, so you hate blacks?
No, blacks just have a lot of problems.
And I'm pointing them out.
You guys hate yourselves.
The same thing, like, oh, so you just want to be mean to women?
No, I just think that somebody being gassed up by the Jewish media to disrupt our society and create a cultural Marxist, you know, involvement, the Bolshevik Marxism, to destroy us from the inside and get a get revenge against Adam.
I will fight against that.
But her husband, who's a famous rapper, a DDG.
@australiantalk
Is he famous?
elijah schaffer
Like, like little Yachty and look, I'm not black, in case you didn't know, today.
@australiantalk
But he's not like famous like Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube.
elijah schaffer
My producers like know all about him, all his beef, everything.
Like he's like, he was flipping out when DGG was beefing.
So, I mean, he'd be part Hispanic, so he's partly disabled.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, but.
@australiantalk
But Flawed Zilla obviously drops way better rhymes than this dude.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but this guy's big.
So he's on like Vlad TV and he's giving an interview.
He gave an interview.
It's so good about this is like one of my favorite things.
So to talk about, this is like the third person in this week to talk, wanted to talk about how irrelevant I am and how irrelevant this show is and how I'm such a bad person and my career is over that they take time to talk about me publicly.
It's always fun.
It's like, he's just, his career is gone.
Let's talk about him to talk about him.
But hey, I'll say it.
My career, I've never had one.
So I've never had a career.
@australiantalk
They can't take from you.
elijah schaffer
But you never have.
Yeah, I never had a career.
I've just been shit talking in my bedroom, you know?
Sometimes more people watch, sometimes less people watch, but you know, hey, you're the creep for watching me in my bedroom.
Listen, this is so, this is an interview he gave about the whole incident.
I just, well, you got to watch it because it's great.
@australiantalk
He's slightly dancing drunk.
unidentified
Well, like we said before, with having a public relationship comes the bullshit.
And just recently, you got to experience the bullshit.
So a blogger named Elijah Schaefer said when exactly Hollywood get flooded with ugly people.
The new little mermaid actress showed a picture of E.T.
And you raise it up a notch.
Yeah, man, his mama did.
You can't talk shit about somebody and you trying to show feelings of something that happened to you.
Yeah.
Like your mama, you just posted that your mama died.
Right.
And then you want to talk shit.
Right.
Of course.
You said, I'm smoking on your dead ass mama.
Smoking.
That dumb bitch should have got a better doctor.
Still high.
And then you posted a picture.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I love when blacks try to own.
The owning is that I smoke drugs and I'm on drugs.
So this is where we're going with this conversation.
If people don't know what happened here, I made a comment about Haley Bailey being ugly and the entire black community, including all the famous people, started memeing my dead mom.
And by the way, memeing my dead mom is weird, but we'll talk about that later.
But also, they didn't realize my mom didn't die recently.
Like she's been dead for like three and a half years or almost four years.
She's been dead.
So like I've had people do worse things to me than that.
But at the same time, this whole logic is so funny here.
He's going to go on to explain how because I criticized a woman that you should never do that, but he doesn't realize this entire time that he went after a dead woman, which is even objectively worse.
Welcome to N knowledge.
Knowledge with an N, knowledge, spelled N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E-E.
Knowledge.
unidentified
Picture of you smoking a blood with his mom's face at the end of the blood.
He said, not gonna lie, that shit gas.
@australiantalk
Pause it, eh?
So why the hell?
He's being interviewed, and this dude has decided he's gonna start rubbing his nipples.
He's literally put his arm up underneath his jumper, mid-sentence, mid-interview, and starts tweaking his nipples, dude.
There's something seriously wrong with this mofo.
elijah schaffer
Apparently he was raised by his grandparents too, so he doesn't even know what it's like to have a mother.
You know, someone said you should have wrote back, well, I would roast your father, but I don't think he was in your life.
You know?
That's what someone said.
They should have said to you, y'all are roasting my mom because you guys don't know what it's like to have a dad.
But it's true.
Here it is.
Common NL here.
unidentified
It's like my whole thing is she's a girl.
You know it's like if he says something about me or you know what i'm saying if he says something about my brother or whatever, like i'm pretty sure he had no intentions of me like responding to him or anything, but like she's a female, I don't care if you're racist, I don't care if you're any of that, like you should have as a man.
You should have a different respect for women.
And this, the dude that's saying this, has a wife and kids.
Oh really yes, he has a whole wife.
About this guy like I don't know who the.
I don't know who the he is either, but he has a wife and kids.
I did my research.
He has a wife and kids.
And you talking like this on the internet, how old are you?
I feel like that is just childish and stupid.
And he not is.
His career is going nowhere as a podcaster.
10 000 views a video hey, i'm happy if we get 10 000 views on a video on youtube.
elijah schaffer
I'm surprised we even still have a youtube.
And here's the funny thing is is my career was never going anywhere.
Shockingly enough, when people thought maybe my crew was going somewhere, I was the most restricted, making the least amount of money.
My hands were chained to a wall and, realistically speaking, I was unhappy, depressed and wanted to kill myself.
So like the idea, and I was surrounded by the worst people possible, like the which we all know now, but like the literal worst scum.
So it's like, realistically speaking, I laugh about this because it's like dude, we are the opposition media.
Like like we're not, we don't get rewarded.
Like we get every single day.
Like like this guy doesn't even know i'm not.
This isn't even a podcast.
We stopped doing a podcast, like two years ago.
@australiantalk
You're a vlogger, according to him, but it's like.
elijah schaffer
It's also like what?
This is what I want to bring up, a really important uh fact here, which is which is my my, my ideology a lot of people, uh who, who make content, do make it exclusively for views, and we do have to.
We do have to get a certain amount of views, but I prefer to be somebody that's involved in the conversation, so like I could just make, just like Democrats versus Republican content all day, and I do make some of that for other networks and and it has its place.
But in my own personal content, i've decided to make a lot of career moves that have hurt me and i've done some just retarded bullshit too.
You know, like an idiot, like like in my life, you know, like just that I perfect, could have not done right to damage some relationships and friendships and stuff.
@australiantalk
Breaking news, Elijah Shafer is not perfect yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So i'm not even claiming that i'm like.
You know it's not all like woe is me.
What i'm saying is uh, is i've made some decisions, you know, career wise, like I always tell people, like you know hey, if you know a like nearly billionaire network owner, maybe don't publicly accidentally tell him he's going to hell.
You know what I mean.
Like don't tell him, don't publicly write that his whole religion and faith you think is bullshit and he's going to hell.
Yeah, which I did do that, believe it or not?
So there's a lot of things I did that were either unintentional or intentional that have, like you know, stunted issues.
I I still have all my same connections.
I'm not going to explain it right now, but I am working with a very famous person's team that is like the most famous person in the world.
Um, I do a lot of things behind the scenes, so nothing's gone away in terms of that that ground.
But the point is, is like the reason.
What we're doing is exactly this.
He's talking about us while trying to say that we're nobody and we are nobody.
But that shows how fragile you are.
That's the point.
I'm not going on a clout competition, saying more people know about me, more people like this show.
That's what's.
That's that should make you feel even more crazy.
You got personally offended and got into a beef by something that somebody that's irrelevant said.
That shows me that you're living in a house of cards, buddy.
I'm not even gonna try to clout you.
You know like i'm bigger, i'm better.
unidentified
I'm not.
elijah schaffer
I am going nowhere, Somewhere, but I don't know where.
But it's like this is this whole community is just fragile.
And then he's saying, You should know not to attack a woman.
I wanted to use the n-word so badly, but I'm not, I'm not going to fall into the trap right now.
Uh, you're attacking a dead woman, and also your wife's a public figure.
Public figures are up for fair game, whether they're male or female.
I'm up for fair game.
She's a fucking little mermaid.
Bitch, no one knows who you are.
Everyone knows who she is.
You're irrelevant compared to her, motherfucker.
@australiantalk
Yeah, and you're allowed to think she's not the most attractive woman on earth because you're not pumping babies into her.
You ain't her baby daddy.
Like, is he her baby daddy or they just no, they're married?
elijah schaffer
That's her husband.
@australiantalk
But has he got other baby mamas?
elijah schaffer
Probably.
Um, I live rent-free, dude.
Like, every other day, somebody's attacking me.
Like, somebody's just talking shit.
And they do it because it brings views.
@australiantalk
But you didn't attack Michael Jordan and say something as atrocious as he wasn't the best basketball player because, objectively, that's not correct.
elijah schaffer
I'm gonna wear, I've been eating at Burger King a lot recently.
Maybe that's why my views have been changing.
@australiantalk
But it's crazy because, on the one hand, he says, Yeah, listen, I had to come for him because he was attacking women, and you don't attack women, and he should know better.
And therefore, he does the one thing that I have always observed that black people say, You can't talk about my mama, don't talk about him and mama.
And so, this dude decides, Hey, because he said something about my woman, and that's wrong because she's a woman, and we're not meant to say things about women.
I'm going to go after a woman who is in heaven, which is just outrageous, man.
There's a major disconnect there.
The computing power of that mind is sub-Saharan African.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and it's like, it's like, dude, we're not creating mess.
We're not in the matrix.
We got out of the cave, and that's why we're affecting you because you look.
And they're like, They're like, Your wife's ugly.
Okay, first of all, my wife's better looking than your wife.
But second of all, like my wife's not trying to be a star and take over black roles and pretend that she's better looking than a redhead.
Like, me, my wife's just like a nice girl who's like walking around.
Your wife is a public figure who says she's hot and sexy, one of the top 10 sexiest women in America.
@australiantalk
And right up there with Zendaya, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And the USSR is still trying to build a wall between her eyes.
They're trying to literally create an economic zone, right?
Trying to burlin to her freaking forehead.
So it's like, and it's not my fault.
Like, it's what's like people call me ugly.
And I'm not even offended by them.
@australiantalk
What, Elijah?
If you take her to a masquerade ball, she's going to wear two masks.
elijah schaffer
Right, exactly.
Well, exactly.
But I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to, you know, explain that.
I'm not even going to explain the moment here.
I'm not personally offended by the rape porn that they AI'd my mom's face into.
But what I am, what I am saying is that it makes them look bad and they don't even know it.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Like, I hear you, my man.
elijah schaffer
So, watch, watch the rest of this.
unidentified
Yeah.
It's like, I just didn't understand it.
I'm like, what the fuck is you tweeting for?
You, you got a Twitter, right?
Yeah.
You monetize it?
A little bit, yeah.
That shit don't pay like that.
Yeah, I got $14 the other day.
Yeah, I made $54.
I'm getting a million.
I'm getting a million half a million impressions and I got $14.
Yeah.
He's talking all this shit and he ain't going nowhere with it.
He's just tweeting just for views and shit.
It's like, it's dumb.
And I just found it hella weird.
I'm just like, nigga, you ain't, you're not getting nothing out of talking shit about a female.
Right.
You call him a weak ass.
Who don't get no pussy?
You a weirdo and a rapist.
He is.
He's a rapist.
Yes.
What?
Like, he is online.
He grew.
He was like touching his co-worker inappropriately and got fired.
Something like that.
He got fired.
He's a weird sexual harassment.
Yes.
And the thing is, and Twitter flagged my tweet.
For saying that.
For talking about his mama, but he can tweet crazy shit all day.
That's shit crazy.
It's wow.
@australiantalk
His hand is still up.
unidentified
This is why I don't put my personal shit out there.
Because the dumb shit like you're going through right now.
Because it's hard for a man not to react to that.
Yeah, I had to, bro.
I've been doing really good with not like having little outbursts on Twitter and shit like that.
I feel like last year I was doing that a lot and it was negatively impacting my career.
Yeah.
But this time, I'm like, what the fuck is you talking about here, for she just chilling?
She don't do nothing to nobody.
She don't bother nobody.
She don't talk shit about nobody.
I've never seen her do anything.
She's a get into an internet meeting with anybody.
She's a Disney character.
Like the kids love her.
She's for the kids.
Like, the fuck is you talking down on her phone?
@australiantalk
Why?
elijah schaffer
I don't know why he's even worried about her.
unidentified
How did she react to that?
Oh, yeah.
Here you go.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
unidentified
We didn't talk about it.
Okay.
I don't know if it bothered her or not, but I'm pretty sure she's seen it.
And yeah, I mean, obviously it's not true.
It's just a random little white boy just trying to get some impressions on Twitter.
Yeah, and you gave him those impressions too.
I did, but he gave me mine, too.
I mean, I think I won the battle, to be honest.
I think I got more out of it than he did.
Well, fuck that guy.
Yeah.
Honestly, that's some whole shit.
You know, you're not even talking about the man.
You talk about.
He ain't say shit to me, though.
That's the crazy part.
He ain't say nothing to me, but he only talked about her.
Yeah.
I can get his address.
I ain't going to talk like that, but I can do whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
I can do whatever I wanted to do.
Like, he ain't going to say nothing to me, but he's going to talk shit to her.
That's how you know somebody, a pussy.
Yeah.
That's definitely a pussy.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here's the best part about this.
I didn't even know that was her husband until like way after this.
Like I had to, I had to find out that that was her husband, but he went on there.
And so, yeah, he talked all of his shit or whatever.
And I don't even care.
But the funny thing was, is all this was over one tweet about calling somebody ugly.
That's pretty wild, right?
Like that's that's pretty crazy.
So what it showed to me was black fragility, right?
Like there, this is a, like, we're a podcast.
He's a rapper.
We talk about stuff for a living, but he doesn't talk about stuff.
He goes onto a podcast to talk shit.
So I don't even know.
I didn't even know who he was.
@australiantalk
I've never heard of the dude.
And one other thing as well, Elijah.
What the hell is going on at Disney with quality control?
Fair enough if they want to be inclusive and cast the girl in roles.
That's all fun and fair enough.
But obviously she should have advisors, handlers, agents, everything.
Now, Disney is meant to be family friendly.
Well, shouldn't someone be advising her?
Listen, this dude that you're shacked up with, your husband, he speaks like he's from the gutter.
His language is not appropriate.
There's something going on there, man.
He is low class.
He is super low class, Elijah.
And I guess that's exemplified by the fact that he came after your mother, who resides in heaven.
And he thinks that's all good, but there's a major double standard there.
But more importantly, yeah, what the hell is up with Disney allowing their new starlets, ones that are meant to be all about the kids?
Well, this dude isn't a good reflection of her.
How come she's not having a positive influence on him?
Why isn't she evolving his language?
Why is he unable to speak correctly?
He called you names, Elijah.
He speaks like ghetto trash.
Now, that might be the default setting of certain rappers, but nevertheless, man, like that guy's got to lift his game.
He's a liability to her.
I don't see it lasting.
I don't see it lasting very long at all.
He's also got tattoos on his hands.
What type of fucking idiot goes and gets tattoos on their hands?
elijah schaffer
Well, I still don't even know who he is.
I don't know who he is.
I think you have to be black or Hispanic to know who he is, right?
But I just thought it was funny.
In the end, I just thought it was funny because that's the whole point.
The reason why a lot of times white people don't like to confront black people is because they overreact.
@australiantalk
Dude.
elijah schaffer
They overreact to everything.
@australiantalk
You've got to get on the undercard of one of Jake Paul's next fights.
Obviously, not the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight, but Jake Paul's going to have a fighting in another stage.
And yeah, man, challenge that guy to a celebrity boxing match.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I just think it's funny.
I actually laugh at this.
I think it's funny because it's like, this is the long answer to your basically like, why I know what I know about the black community.
What I know about them is the fact that they can take things to such an extreme level.
Like they're not even accurate in their assessment of things.
And again, nothing in this was racist.
It was all just about someone being ugly.
And he's like, even like, I don't care if he's racist, going over personal attacks, all this stuff.
And he's like, and in the end, you can see by his face that he's actually wounded.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Like, look at this.
elijah schaffer
Wait, look at this.
The dude's defeated.
He's like, this reminds me of like, this is the equivalent, the black equivalent of girls telling each other they're gorgeous.
I won.
I won.
Like, you know, like, like Dave Drew Pavlo was on it, you know, explaining how he won the debate.
And people are like, I don't think anyone won that.
I think it was just that I made a statement of fact and the black community showed that they are pretty degenerate and gross.
You know what I mean?
Like in terms of how low they'll go.
@australiantalk
But they circle the wagons pretty quickly as well.
Like by you having observations on one, that means you have struck a blow to all.
And they all had to respond accordingly, at least that segment of that community.
elijah schaffer
Wait, DDG and his girl broke up two days ago and Haley Bailey.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
I'm sorry.
@australiantalk
Wait, so they are.
They are broken up.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man, that's really sad.
I was told that they were married.
@australiantalk
Well, obviously, that's what I mean, man.
There's no way that she can be the Disney princess.
The Disney princess and a girl, they want to roll down the red carpet to be all nice and smile the right way and look nice and do all the right things, be well spoken.
She can't be rolling with that, man.
She cannot be rolling with that.
It's only a matter of time until she's involved in a drive-by.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, I don't know.
As Debstup said in the locals chat, bad publicity is good publicity.
I don't think there was any, I don't think there was any, oh, Debstep was saying they both lost the debate.
No, I don't think I told, by the way, I told Debstep that I'm going to get a list and give it to Joel when he takes over his fascist dictator to kick all the, what are they, what's the racist word for Asians?
It's like gooks or something?
Spix and gooks or something?
I don't remember.
@australiantalk
Chinks, chinks.
I think that was a Vietnam.
elijah schaffer
I don't remember.
@australiantalk
Yeah, in Vietnam, I recently watched a movie.
I watched Platoon and what's the other one?
I watched Full Metal Jacket.
And it's like, yeah, they want to go there and kill the Chinks.
But yes, the skinheads back in the day, Russell Crowe's first breakout film in Australia was called Romper Stomper, where he played the leader of a neo-Nazi skinhead gang.
And they were going around bashing gooks.
unidentified
Ah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, and there was the zipperheads, too, right?
Zipperheads.
That's Japanese, I think.
I'm not really up to date on my anti-Asian lore.
I'm too busy trying to wonder why my taxis stink.
You know what I mean?
There's a few things.
unidentified
But what I realized, when you have a- all I can think about is Asian.
elijah schaffer
Asians are close.
No, but I'm going to give a list of her family.
They get to stay.
They get to stay.
They're part of the part of the.
I'm going to say, I vouch.
I'm going to let her family stay.
No, but I think it's actually really funny because, I mean, yeah, it's pretty, pretty extreme conversation there.
And I think that's always good in debate is to take people on pretty far end sides of an argument and let them sort of balance out and then people take their own conclusions.
@australiantalk
So here in Australia, they call white people and non-white people used to refer to white people as Skippies because we're Skips, mate.
We're Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.
We're white people.
So that was meant to be a disparaging term towards white people.
We're also, you know, we get sunburned.
And so we're pink.
We're pink peoples and all of these types of things.
So there are names that each peoples have for other peoples.
And it's based purely on their observations.
They think they might look a little bit differently.
And that's only because they don't look the same as them when they look in the mirror.
elijah schaffer
By the way, we beat, we ended up beating Gates a lot on here.
So there's like nobody online anymore.
We ended up beating him like here.
We ended up being what?
Look, it's like almost all networks than us.
I'm really proud of us on here, despite that.
We'll have to raid.
I feel bad for Drew then because like everyone's probably, it looks like everyone's hit pretty badly.
We'll have to raid Drew's in a little bit.
But yeah, that's kind of what I want to talk about.
I don't think we'll get to the Romanian story today.
Because it is.
So let me just explain something.
It is actually my birthday, technically.
I don't care.
Birthdays are gay.
They're just very gay.
But it is my birthday.
And like, so we were doing a birthday stream.
I forgot to say that.
We were going to do birthday super chats because then I was going to go like buy a meal or whatever.
But the thing is, is if you go here, I'm going to read a couple of the super chats.
@australiantalk
Go shorty.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Let's read some of the super chats.
It doesn't, birthdays don't matter, but I forgot we were going to do some birthday.
I was going to do a birthday stream and do some birthday-related posts.
Look at some history of what was going on in the past and go in that direction.
But Primetime Pimp sent $6 on here, put it $6 on here, said, hello, Illigar.
On Monday's show, you talked about some gay guy who wanted to bar children from the grocery store.
Well, that's stupid.
Should small children be discouraged from going to church?
They find a lot of them are adorable little noisemakers, but they're clearly too young to comprehend anything going on and can distract from the service.
Love from Canada.
Yeah, you know, that's a good question.
I totally understand.
I understand churches saying it's a family event and we all go together and not having like a kids club.
The question is, should women be in church?
No, I'm kidding.
The question is, I don't know, man.
I think it just matters like what you're comfortable with.
If you're involved in that, if you like that, then go with that and have your whole family there.
If you're not involved with it and you don't like it, then it is what it is.
So let me know what you think.
I don't really care.
It is what it is, right?
We have some from the Rumble chat as well.
Frank Rizzo said, one year closer.
We are one year closer to this.
And we think we have another super chat as well, which is true.
Oh, yeah, we have a couple here.
Shauna Fong said, Daz a woman, a woman, Elijah, you make me feel no way.
Why aren't you on drug?
And I smoke with your mama, ha.
Oh, my gosh.
Freaking black people.
@australiantalk
Hey, Elijah, I didn't forget you, bro.
Happy birthday, my man.
elijah schaffer
Should we play some happy birthday music?
@australiantalk
Well, if you can.
Let me slow down and get these candles happily again.
Oh, no, no, they're coming back, bro.
elijah schaffer
Happy birthday song.
Let's go ahead and let's do it.
Thank you, man.
I really appreciate that.
You didn't have to.
It's kind of a sad cake, but it's okay.
Let me see.
@australiantalk
It's hard for me to get a good cake riding a motorbike.
elijah schaffer
Where are we?
Can we?
I mean, is this coming in here?
Let me see if we can do this.
unidentified
If we can do this, you've got to hurry up and blow your candles, man.
@australiantalk
Ericon's so powerful in here.
unidentified
Happy birthday.
elijah schaffer
So chaotic.
All right.
Everyone sing with me.
And a one and a two.
And a one, two, three.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Third Texas Tosas.
Happy birthday, Elijah.
unidentified
Happy birthday to you.
elijah schaffer
It's going out.
The blacks have taken it out.
There you go.
@australiantalk
What's your wish, Elijah?
Make a wish.
I'm going to go cut you a slice of cake, my man.
elijah schaffer
My wish is my wish is that we could live in a world where there was freedom of speech and freedom of reach, where you had the life, the liberty, and the pursuit of happiness to be who you wanted to be, to care about who you wanted to care about, and to stay away from the people that you hate.
Thank you so much.
Where's the knife?
@australiantalk
Is it over there, E?
What?
Happy birthday, bro.
elijah schaffer
Am I supposed to laugh at that?
Was that supposed to be funny?
@australiantalk
It actually looks pretty good on you, man.
I think it's taking you from a four and a half to five and a half.
elijah schaffer
Was the joke?
@australiantalk
What does it taste like, man?
elijah schaffer
Like, like I'm in a room with a Spanish Spanish politician that he's just shown shit.
@australiantalk
I've always wanted to give you a facial, Elijah.
unidentified
Well, you seem upset.
elijah schaffer
No, but what was the joke was I got you a cake, but I smashed it into your face.
I have to do the gateway punt video after this.
And now I have been cream-pied.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Was that wrong?
unidentified
Should I have not done that?
elijah schaffer
And everyone's just saying, happy birthday, fag.
No, it's okay.
@australiantalk
I think you owe me an apology for taking it in bad faith.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, I thought.
@australiantalk
Apologize to me, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I blame the Jews.
@australiantalk
You do?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Someone said, Elijah, is that icing or are you back in business?
@australiantalk
Well, you did make a wish, and I couldn't hear what your wish was.
I just picked up intuitively.
You know, I'm not too good at telepathy, but I thought you were almost begging for me to do it, my man.
unidentified
I was.
@australiantalk
Oh, no.
You're quite emotional about this.
You're lost for words.
Elijah Schaefer is lost for words.
elijah schaffer
Well, Dat Rage and Cajun sent a $100 super chat saying, happy birthday, bro.
Have some fun on me.
Thanks for doing something nice for me.
It's nice to know there's somebody out there who's still willing to do something nice.
@australiantalk
Was it too much, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
No, it's just that it's everywhere.
It's like all over the company's all over my screens and my keyboards.
And I haven't had any white stuff on my keyboards like this since last night.
@australiantalk
It looks like you just have been at a Diddy party or something like that, Elijah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Well, you know, I think it was delivered with love, Elijah.
It was delivered with love.
There was no animus about that whatsoever.
Okay, so you can just take it.
You'll enjoy it.
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