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BLACK History Month KICKS OFF! What Did They ACHIEVE?! | Guest: Nick Holt

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elijah schaffer
Well, happy birthday to black people.
This is your month.
This is your period.
It is Black History Month where we celebrate the birth of the Blacks.
Now, if you don't know anything about their history, it's not because they don't have any of it.
It's because it's been secretly attributed to the wrong people.
Yes, I'm talking about the Blacks who had the skin color frightened out of them, the good old Mayo monkeys.
They're known in some parts of the world as crackers, or in American English, crackers.
These white people for centuries have been rewriting all of human history, trying to tell you, the pleb, that they built Rome, that they built London.
And in matter of fact, well, yeah, they're the ones who destroyed Africa too.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Welcome back to another episode of Knightly Offensive.
We have a great show for you today.
Two in-studio guests will be joining me in just a moment.
We are talking about Black History Month, or as some people say, Black History Month.
Fatback lesbians, everybody, get together, bring out your vibrators, your dildos, open up a drink.
Let's start the show.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Confetti of color coming out.
And because it's Black History Month, we need more color on the show.
I was thinking about bringing some BBC on the show, but then I realized this is a show for children as well.
So we won't be getting into that, but we're talking about Black History Month and the important contributions that minorities have given to our Western civilization.
And like good boys, we will make sure that we continually shame, shame, shame the nasty white.
So YouTube, we agree with you.
White people suck.
Black people are awesome.
And we will never, ever, ever recant.
Welcoming to Nightly Offensive for the first time, the host of his own podcast, which you can find links in the description.
And of course, legendary commentator, Nick Holt.
Welcome to Nightly Offensive for the first time.
unidentified
Oh, it's great to be here, brother.
Thanks for having me.
Looking forward to talking to you.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And speaking of Mayo Monkeys, Australian Talk Ben is here in the studio.
Ben, welcome back.
@australiantalk
G'day.
Hello, Shaniqua.
Very happy to be here with you today, my man.
I didn't know this was going to be the episode topic, but that's fine, my man.
So in lieu of that, I thought, what better to do than instead of popping one cap off in my mofo's ass, I'm going to go and double and I'm going to hold it sideways.
elijah schaffer
Oh, shit.
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I haven't popped that early in the show since last night when Kez pulled me.
Could you at least try?
It is very interesting.
We're going to be talking about this today.
So obviously this show, if you're new here, your first time watching, it is available everywhere where you can find shows.
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Anyway, we are going to have some serious talks about this because as you know, we are in the middle of Black History Month.
And sometimes before we talk about history, which I'll bring my guests on, we should talk about the now.
So, I've decided to bring up particularly a show.
The BBC has some footage from today of London of this afternoon.
And the best part about this is: if you can bring up my screen here, this is London today.
This is Black Now, right?
Let's start with Black Now.
Let's work our way back to the screen there.
But here we go.
Welcome to Black Now.
unidentified
Tell me what you're seeing here, Ben.
Genuinely. Genuinely.
What are you saying?
elijah schaffer
Is my mic muted or something?
@australiantalk
Yeah, it was muted, and the audio for that clip is the only audio.
elijah schaffer
Why are we all muted?
I don't know.
@australiantalk
Yeah, we're not able to do both at once, but what I can see the predators in their natural environment.
They're looking for prey.
unidentified
Yeah, I think I'm unmuted.
Muted now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't touch anything on that computer.
You're good there.
And then don't touch anything there.
Everyone should be completely fine and brought in here.
Can everyone hear us fine?
Yeah, can you hear me now?
@australiantalk
Yeah, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
There was just some shit popping up saying that my screen was muted and stuff.
I didn't touch anything.
So I don't know what was going on there.
But Brian's letting me know that no one is muted.
All right, perfect.
So what we have here is the Black Now.
This isn't its natural habitat.
The Black Now, as we will call them today, is a sophisticated individual.
They've destroyed more cities than they have IQ points, which is very interesting.
And what they do is they have actually peaked so far in civilization that we have been accustomed to them running around with machetes.
Now, this seems like a joke, but honestly, Nick, I just want to talk about this.
You know, black people are currently blaming this is Black History Month and they blame their atrocities on colonization.
You know, we just saw the Invasion Day protest happening here in Australia on Australia Day.
I talked about how I, you know, wasn't allowed to go to my fellowship Christian meeting with an Australian flag on.
You know, these people have gripes against us.
They're angry.
In fact, they're fucking killing us out of that anger.
unidentified
And I just want to know, you know, I mean, we kill people all the time, right?
elijah schaffer
I mean, it's called death row.
There's capital punishments, and I feel deserve to die.
And it's like, you know, apparently they hate us.
Nick, I just got to get a diagnosis on the problem.
It is Black History Month.
It is your favorite month.
I know that you typically give your entire salary to minorities during this month.
It's on the top of your schedule.
How are we doing?
Are the blacks really mad at us justifiably?
Is it our fault?
unidentified
Well, look, here's the thing, okay?
You've got two types of blacks, and you find this in America.
And I think everything in Australia is downstream from America.
Okay.
So here, you'll find that the people who are complaining about white people are either half-caste blacks that are living in a city, they've benefited, they've reaped the rewards of all the left-wing propaganda inside academia.
But if you go out to the communities where black people are genuinely battling, we're talking crime rates that are six times the national average.
Aboriginal kids getting raped by their father, the women are getting beaten, the carjacking and murder rates higher.
Mate, these people couldn't give a flying fuck about any of this stuff.
You'll find that it is the half-caste black people that have the gripe.
And the reason that is because they've been indoctrinated by the same left-wing bullshit that gave us critical race theory, the 1619 project, I think that's what it's called.
And I think it's key to differentiate between those two.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I want to go to you, Ben on this.
I'm going to play this video here because we're talking about the black now.
Okay.
So, we don't want to talk about black history until we get to the black present.
And this present is a gift that keeps on giving.
It's a present that doesn't come with a bow, it comes with a bang, if you know what I mean.
So, this is a really good presentation.
And now, we're supposed to obviously say that we over the blacks.
Okay, that's what we're supposed to bring to the table.
And the reason why this podcast doesn't get deleted, the reason why we're set apart is because we do notice, we notice the truth, but we do have good commentary.
We're not just complaining, right?
We're not just getting mad, we're trying to understand what's happening here.
And we're supposed to be said that now we owe it to the blacks to give them to give them back what we stole.
So, that would mean the blacks should want to live here, they should be grateful for this and they should be trying to stay here.
Now, we have this congressional member.
Uh, what's her name again?
Some bitch named Somalia.
@australiantalk
Cookie Trader of the United States, correct?
elijah schaffer
That bitch from Somaliland.
Uh, she actually was on air recently talking about how she's literally come to this country to manipulate it to benefit Somalia.
But in this clip, a new one, uh, she, you know, she hoards herself out in DC.
I'm sure that I'm sure that you know that pussy's getting jihad thrown about it.
You know what I mean?
There's some serious suicide explosions going on inside that cavity.
Disgusting, but true.
But, of course, she wears her hijab while she rapes our taxes for her jab.
And she happens to explain to us that she actually wants to go back.
Like all immigrants, like black people, she really doesn't want America to be great.
And it's shocking to me to find out that black people do not want Western countries to be great.
Because by the way they're living today, I thought that they were trying to make our countries better.
You know what I mean?
I just thought the diversity was so good.
I couldn't, I couldn't stop.
You know, I couldn't stop loving it.
Here's what she had to say here: if you're watching audio, only listen to this.
And then, Ben, I want you to jump in from here because this is moving.
All right, here we go.
And it is in one ear.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I love the Star Wars language, but Ben, you know, when we come here, you know, it really does, right?
unidentified
It's like, it's like the droid army will be here soon.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so now that we got that over, it's like it's crazy because you know, we're supposed to be told these immigrants they're here because they're trying to get back what we stole from them and they want to enjoy the spoil, the loot, right?
The booty, the stuff we took from them, their history, their culture.
And when they're really pushed, comes to shove, and we start getting cameras into their communities.
It turns out, which by the way, this might blow your mind, they kind of hate white people in white countries.
@australiantalk
Ben, yeah, well, uh, maybe let's reward the infiltrator, the subversive, the person who's brought nothing but harm and shame to the United States Congress.
Let's give her a wish, let's strap her down to a hypersonic missile, and let's export her back to Mogadishu.
Stat right now, Pronto, man.
Let's get it happening.
Let her carry out her affairs over there.
Obviously, now she has a profile.
She wants to go back there and she wants to reign as queen.
But that means who's going to be her kang, Elijah.
unidentified
Ultimately, though, man, what an absolute.
@australiantalk
Well, we're not allowed to say that in Australia, but she is that.
And she is more than that, man.
Yeah, she's an enemy subversive that has infiltrated your country and she deserves to be sent home with prejudice.
elijah schaffer
People say she's family, but I mean, hey, I mean, she fucks her family.
She's had sex with her brother.
I don't know if you know about that.
Nick, I mean, Bray, you understand this.
This is why I say, I say this podcast doesn't.
It stays in a good position because, well, of course, we're joking around and we take the shit out of everything.
We are bringing up a great point.
Like, hey, if this country is so good because we stole everything from them, then shouldn't they just want this country?
And if they belong here and this is really their land and this is their identity and this is their place, why do they all seem to want to go back and establish Wakanda?
unidentified
There's a great quote that says, the only thing that men learn from history is that we don't learn from history.
And if you look at every empire essentially over the last 3,000 years, all lasting about 250 years, apart from the Roman Empire that had two cracks and the Ottoman Empire, you see the same thing.
They go through the same patches and characteristics for their rise and fall, right?
And one of the strong characteristics is foreigners coming in.
And this is on the back of a welfare state, right?
So first is the rich nation says, let everyone in.
We want to do this.
Then the foreigners come in and say, well, we're going to establish our own groups.
We actually deserve more than the original owners of the land.
And this has been happening for a long time.
So you end up with absolute disasters like this nasty woman.
So I think that the only way to get past this is Trump's mass deportation of illegals.
You got to reestablish America as a Christian nation.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I want to play this, though.
And I think what's a good point here, because again, we're talking about blacks now, is there's this consistent call on people.
And it doesn't matter of education, that we owe them something, that we took something from them.
And before we even look at what it is we took, I just want to get a, I just want to understand this because this is the day, Benny, this is the day, Nick, that I just found out black people aren't happy.
Like, I didn't know that.
I didn't even know that they didn't like the position they were in.
And now that I'm finding that out, I'm like, who the hell is to blame?
Because everybody knows here at Slightly Offensive.
Well, our number one goal is to make sure that we get retribution for the blacks.
Like that is why I started this show.
I want gay teachers.
I want kids' dicks cut off younger than ever.
Like I told you, I want Barbies to come with dildos, but I also want the dildos to have to be bought separately, each accessory.
I don't just want, I don't just want to live in a country where things are bad.
I want it to be expensive as well.
And I want it to be confusing, right?
That's the ultimate American dream at this point.
And you think I'm crazy?
You think I'm crazy suggesting that?
That I would want a Barbie to be sold like that?
Well, I bet you didn't realize that I actually wasn't joking.
I don't know.
Look at that.
There you go.
That's my proposition.
2025, we'll get one of these in every store.
This is for your non-binary baby.
Again, this will make a great Kwanza gift because Christmas has already been banned.
So you can't get this for Christmas.
It's illegal, right?
And the nice thing is that the dildos, you can buy the plastic part and you can buy them all separately, just knowing the fact that you have to get them while you can, because the white dildos will be banned by 2026.
Only black and AI electronic dildos will be available.
Batteries included.
Batteries not included.
Batteries not included.
I know it's unfortunate, but it'll work there.
We can take that off the screen.
I want to watch this video here from this doctor.
This black doctor said that we need to start white men need to start giving their money to blacks.
That's the solution now.
We'll go right to Nick after this and find that out.
What is the solution?
Is this it?
Let's listen to what she had to say.
unidentified
Hey, white men.
Due to systemic and structural racism that black women have had to endure, they only make 64 cents to every dollar that you make.
So, as a fitting start to Black History Month, I want to take what you will make today, multiply it by 64%, and then take that difference and give it to some black women today.
This shows that you are honoring them, that you are appreciating them, and that you are dedicated to equity.
And black women, you know what to do.
All right, cool.
elijah schaffer
That's not the hole on a woman I really want to see on camera on my off-time open.
unidentified
But hey, you know what I love about that is the fact that she's playing Chopin, not to number nine and he flat in the background, a white composer, who, by the way, is a great, a great composer.
elijah schaffer
No, he was probably, they would say he's black.
You know that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chopin was black, of course.
Oh, I mean, these people are just morons, right?
They're just clearly she's done well for herself.
Like she was wearing nice clothes.
If she knows to go and find that song, she's done okay for herself.
I don't know.
Are these people the majority of blacks?
Is this, I don't know.
I'm an Aussie.
I don't understand this as well as you do.
Is this how all black people are in America, or is this a kind of a university elitist attitude?
elijah schaffer
Well, the only difference between the educated blacks and the street blacks, as we'll find out in a second, is the educated blacks want to steal your taxes, your money through taxes.
Black people will steal you at gunpoint, right?
So or rob you at gunpoint.
So it's kind of like the same idea is removed from whites to pay back, but the methodology is different.
And shout out to the educated blacks for figuring out what the Jews figured out a long time ago, which was, hey, why don't we not go out and try to kill people and intimidate people?
Why don't we just create a usury system to indebt people into high interest, compound interest loans?
That's why I thought it was really funny that Ben Shapiro, what is it?
What is Benjo called him Shapiro?
Ben Shapiro, in that Tom McDonald song, literally couldn't get through a rap song.
We talk about wealth without mentioning compound interest.
And it's like compound interest is a mortal sin.
unidentified
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
You're going to go to hell, buddy.
unidentified
Not amongst Jews, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's wrong.
To lend to your friend with interest is evil.
unidentified
For sure.
elijah schaffer
That is an evil thing to do.
And people just think it's normal.
Like, oh, what's my credit score?
And you watch these conservatives, conservabros, I call them, that are like, dude, no way in hell we're ever going to have a social credit score here like China.
And you're like, brother, you literally have a credit score that is about your behavior and your choices that sticks with you for life.
Yeah.
That could stick with you for your whole life.
It depends if you can get a house, if you can live.
You already have a, it's literally already called that too, a credit score that is tied to whether or not you can have a home to rent or to live in and have shelter.
It's already here.
And it wasn't freaking Thomas Johnson that decided that this would be the system.
It was Robowitz.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But I go to Ben on that.
It's like, Ben, do you know it's the truth, though, is that life is hard.
Life is difficult.
And it is really interesting that instead of working hard and working on yourself, these people are like, hey, let's rob the whites.
And I don't know about you, but I'm getting fucking sick of seeing how much money I pay.
You just mentioned this before the show every week in taxes.
And then realizing that we actually pay a surplus.
And that, as we'll find out after this, blacks, we'll ask the audience.
You can start in the chat, let us know, do you think black people are a net negative or a net positive on the tax system?
Ben, take this.
@australiantalk
Yeah, well, I would like for her to advocate on my behalf because I can understand where she's coming from, Elijah.
For every $10 that I earn, LeBron James earns $1,000.
There's an inequality there.
I've got to like meet that same type of level with him.
So I understand why she seems upset.
Now, perhaps, you know, welfare doesn't pay that much.
And that's understandable.
But if they want more cash, all they've got to do is stand on the corner, right?
And offer it up to the homies.
Otherwise, they can start OnlyFans.
They can do many, many things, man.
At the end of the day, these people want compensation and they want confiscation.
They want to confiscate what you have, what you own, what you've worked for, and that will compensate them.
But then they want that in perpetuity.
They want it forever going forward.
But most importantly, they want you to suffer.
They want you to be low down and out.
They want you to go without so they can have more.
And what we do know and what is absolutely assured is that more will never be enough for these people.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And I, so I want to, I want to just break the ice here.
So from what I'd researched, it looks like black people in the United States, maybe this was global, are like a net negative per year annuum of about $390 billion.
Maybe that was per decade.
Like I don't, but either way, what I know is since civil rights, they've been several trillion dollars that it's taken to support their lives.
And I was thinking about this because they talk about wanting reparations, but Owen Benjamin had made this tweet and it really got me thinking.
I've been enjoying his tweets.
We're going to look at some of them in a second here.
He wrote this, okay?
You bring this up.
Tell me if this is racist or not.
I don't know.
He said, we taught the Africans.
Wait, can we, I think we can do this.
Can we get some music going?
Yeah, here we go.
unidentified
Let me play.
elijah schaffer
Let's music going.
Is this Kindle this play?
Yeah, here we go.
@australiantalk
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, here we go.
Some music in the background.
Let's get educated.
unidentified
Here we go.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's get into this.
Wait, can we get something better here?
Where is this?
I don't know what this gay music is, but let's just get something a little.
There you go.
What we've taught Africans how to work, how to farm, the wheel, what private property is, and the idea that murder is bad.
unidentified
They've come so far in only a few hundred years.
elijah schaffer
And when a father takes the training wheels off, they still may fall, but at some point, they have to be free.
And fortunately, I think we jumped the gun and they weren't able quite ready since 1960.
They've been in free fall.
Literacy rates are plummeting to almost as bad as when we found them naked on the mosquito coast.
This Black History Month, give them credit where credit is due.
When you see them wearing pants or driving a car, let them know that they've come a long way, but there's still more to do.
I don't think they understand private property or consent yet, but they are close.
Going over to my guest, Nick Holt from Australia.
Racist or not?
Is that racist or not?
unidentified
Well, I mean, there's a lot to unpack there.
elijah schaffer
I know, I'm just through to you.
unidentified
It's like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Racist or not?
unidentified
It depends on Owen Benjamin.
I believe that racism is something that either it comes from the heart.
I imagine that's come from a good place from Owen.
So I would say not.
elijah schaffer
What about you, Ben?
@australiantalk
I think being observant cannot be smeared as racist.
Being observant is just the right thing to do sometimes.
I don't think stereotypes are incorrect.
I think stereotypes as a result of pattern recognition.
And therefore, are his assertions racist?
No, I wouldn't have thought so, but let's also acknowledge that Owen Benjamin is a comedian at heart.
And I can read the satire of that between the lines as well.
If anything, it's constructive criticism.
That is constructive criticism, not racism.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I want to look at this because we're going to look at some, we're going to look at the now, right?
I want to get in some good discussions.
We're going to look at some videos of the now and then we're going to go back because there's some really crazy things that I have found, which is if you want to work on your life, this is what I mean by this podcast, mixes real truth with humor.
Everybody knows that when you start looking outwardly is actually when you spiral because everybody can make excuses.
Like in a good example, this is my mom died in 2020.
And so I was drinking more than I should have.
I surrounded myself with a bunch of fucking idiots who have don't live for anything.
And then I'm like shocked, like, oh my gosh, all these people suck.
And no one, they ended up being horrible people and like ended up betraying me.
And it's like, okay.
Is that true?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But is that really the response when I realized that I was surrounded by a bunch of fucking horrible people is to like cry about it and drink more and be like, but they didn't understand.
My mom died.
I got depressed.
And no, no, no.
What you do is you go, fuck.
If I was, if I was like going to the gym, working out, clearing my mind, not being aggressively, you know, drinking, if I was focused on building my marriage, following God, I wouldn't not only not have had time to hang around these people, but I would have saw them for their fucking bullshit.
Because sometimes when you're making bad decisions, you surround yourself with people who also are making bad decisions.
And then you collectively start to think your decisions aren't as bad.
And that's really common, right?
This is why like OnlyFans girls, whatever, start to surround themselves with these people and guys, you know, you get horrors and you start to think you're okay.
But the reality, the retrospect is, is like, if I wanted my situation to improve, I didn't get on the internet and start fighting back with them and be like, they suck.
unidentified
I hate you guys.
elijah schaffer
Like, no, I just fucking started making way more money than them and fixed my life.
Thank you to everyone who fucking sucks.
So it's like, that's what you do.
So, I mean, there's a temptation in all of us to blame people because sometimes it is partially their fault.
Sometimes there is truth that we can blame them.
But blaming people, whether true or not, whether there's some reality, it doesn't fix anything, right?
There's no fixing.
And if you want a solution now and there's a hole in the roof and you just want to get mad at your son for starting a fire in the kitchen, it doesn't fix the fucking hole.
You know what I mean?
So you've got to actually go, okay, hey, is it my son's fault?
Did he light a fucking fire in the kitchen?
Did it burn a hole in the roof?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But screaming and killing, beating your son, chopping off his head doesn't fix the roof.
And that's what these people aren't smart enough to think.
They're not wrong that certain things happen to them.
The Jews sold them into slavery.
The Arabs operated with the Jews' ships.
Blacks and whites bought them a part of the trade.
Yeah, it's not cool.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That probably wasn't fun being brought here as a slave, but that's not going to fix your situation today.
And especially when you're mad at whites, when it's more Jewish people's fault that you're here, you don't even mad at the right ethnic group.
So it's like, that doesn't fix your fucking problem.
And that's why you got to tell them to wake the fuck up, Jamal.
You know?
I'm just going to wake the fuck up.
I want you to get help too, but I can't help you as long as you're blaming the past.
You've got to be here with me in the moment.
unidentified
Yeah, correct.
And it's about taking accountability for yourself.
And I would say to you, E, is that you've, you look back at that period where you say you were doing all that and hanging around the wrong people.
But where you are now, it just took you a couple of years, right?
So that's not really not that long.
That's a great achievement.
And I would say also in our country with Aboriginals, government needs to get the fuck out of their hair, out of their lives, because they've ruined their lives.
And I suspect it's the same probably in America.
I imagine a lot of black communities are completely ruined because of Democrat policies.
They need to get out.
And then the Blacks need to take responsibility for themselves, their households, their sons.
They've got to stop going to jail joining gangs, these things.
And it's the same in this country: accountability.
elijah schaffer
Ben.
@australiantalk
Well, as Incoherent Turd says, who sent through a super chat, thanks, mate.
Well, I see doctors and engineers, Elijah.
What's the problem here, man?
unidentified
I want to, okay.
elijah schaffer
That's why I'm going to get into this because I find this to be absolutely amazing.
And shout out.
I'm always really shocked that we still have almost 2,000 people watching live when we started like 40 minutes late because I would, it's just fantastic.
That's so good.
Plus, a lot of you guys will catch up.
And I know I'm going to get these comments like, you fucker, I didn't know you even went live.
I stopped, I stopped paying attention after 30 minutes and you're watching it tomorrow.
Thank you for still tuning in.
I do want to say this, though.
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Now, thankfully for us, we have a good filtration system and God did provide natural ways to get rid of the parasites in our gut.
But unfortunately for us, we don't really eat that shit anymore.
So like it's like, oh, well, you know, you have your body that God created these natural foods and all these natural compounds that break down and create environments that parasites can't thrive in your guts.
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That was a joke, by the way.
That was a joke.
And that was actually in the script.
I got to remind you about that.
There was literally a World War II joke in the scripture.
These people are very, very funny.
And we got to enjoy it.
Anyway, my guests right now, if you're just joining the show, our Nick Holt legendary podcast host and commentator, you can find the link to his podcast in the description.
And Ben from Australia talk.
And we are talking black people.
We are talking about those that we owe our hope, our faith, and our trust to, because we all know Jesus was black and shit.
I want to remind you: we're going to transition out of the black is now people.
And we're going to go into the idea of who's accountable.
So this next section is accountability.
And I want to play a short video from, you know, what it's like living in a Western civilization that you didn't build.
And I would know because I'm white.
I didn't build it, right?
The blacks built it.
I see videos like this every day, and I have a lot of questions.
Let's watch this.
unidentified
Girl, make that ass move.
Girl, make that ass move.
Move, move.
Hey, make that ass move.
Make that ass move.
Girl, make that ass move.
Girl, make that ass move.
Girl, make that ass.
Hey, I'm on the run with the pinned kidney.
The motherfucker went around with the fofo.
Go on with a fofo.
Motherfucker went around with the nigga with the dog with the fofo.
Penny the kid.
With the dog with a fofo.
Brown to you, Nick.
@australiantalk
Observations, my man.
unidentified
Well, first observation is that the fella with the one crutch is three sheets to the wind.
And I'm a big fan of truth.
And in that regard, she is making that ass move.
elijah schaffer
It was pretty big.
unidentified
It was big.
It was, and she was making it move.
elijah schaffer
Do you like the chocolateys?
unidentified
Do you like the chocolate booties?
I'd do most nationalities.
elijah schaffer
You do most?
What is off-limits for you?
Like Pajites?
@australiantalk
Are you there?
elijah schaffer
Are you into those?
unidentified
I've never been into it.
I've never been down the Yellow River.
My brother has yellow fever badly.
My brother has the yellow fever quite stunningly.
But I'm talking, of course, about my good friends in Southeast Asia.
I have quite a few friends that are married to Asians, but I really like Asians, but they're subservient, fantastic women, but just not attracted.
elijah schaffer
It is more shallow.
I just want to say that it is more shallow.
unidentified
Agreed.
elijah schaffer
So I think it's, I think, sometimes I wonder if people have small piping systems when they're really Asians.
I'm not joking because small hands, shallow cavities, little cave trolls needed, you know, to fill the whole void.
It's, it's, it's really a true thing.
But Ben, I mean, I, I think, you know, when we're talking about chocolate booties, we're not talking about chocolate in the booties because that's a hygiene problem.
But speaking of chocolate booties, I mean, you know, the one thing that blacks do have going for them is their women have very hyper-developed sexual, secondary sexual features, right?
They've got big old kahones, uh, kadung nks, uh, bonga wongas.
@australiantalk
Yeah, Lizzo ain't got the right junk in the trunk.
She's got it all in the front, and that's where we don't need it.
unidentified
Boy, she can sing, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's actually good.
unidentified
I like Lizo.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, she's actually.
Can I bring this up?
I actually have a picture of Lizzo.
That's good thing you brought it up here.
Bring this up, Brian.
That's uh, Lizzo rocks a skimpy blue tie-dye bikini as she dances on her hotel balcony before hitting the stage.
I've been asking, Ben, would you let her blow your flute?
@australiantalk
Uh, probably not.
unidentified
Look, Ben is better be going to that.
She'd be singing that song, Worship Me and Bennett be down and Benny be down there like that.
Lizzo, Lizzo, yeah, so I don't want to get too off track, E, but Lizzo had that had that thing recently where she got in trouble because she told her backup dancers that they weren't that they weren't in shape, skinny enough, and everyone blew up.
I don't know about you guys, but your one job is to turn up looking hot.
Lizzo's job is to sing.
Yeah, she did nothing wrong.
elijah schaffer
Well, also, too, like, can we go to that picture there?
I want to take a look at those tits for a second.
@australiantalk
Well, wait a second.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
Look at look at the uh, dude, like her tits is like that's like the little mermaid's eyes, right?
You have to get a visa to travel between those things.
Like, literally, after World War II, the Soviets tried to put a checkpoint.
They try to build a wall.
You know what I mean?
Like, there was literally different citizenships between each nipple.
That is intense.
But I also love too the autistic breakdown here of like the fact that, uh, do you notice that her bikini bottoms are being held up by a side crease?
So you have her lower hip fat.
I think I could bring my cursor on screen.
Yes, it is on screen.
So, right here, what you have is you have what we call the loop up.
It's the lower fupa.
It is what brings the it brings the force up to the fupa.
So, this is the fupa here, right, on the side.
This is the fupa.
So, the fupa, the fat under the pussy area.
So, the uh, so you have the fupa, but under here is what we call the canker.
And I, it, what it does is it's, I don't have a female version, but the area in your Gucci as a man that you can like feel like is that an extra bit of dick down there?
That's your cock anchor.
That's your canker.
So, I don't know what we call a woman, maybe a panker, uh, right here.
unidentified
She's well manicured, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it goes up and it supports the fupa so that you get the fupanza smash.
And the fupanza smash is when the fupa hits the barrel gut.
And and I, and I think what's crazy here as well is like when you look at her gut, if you put eyes on this, this is a fucking alien head, you know what I mean?
So that's so crazy.
She's a fucking you know, sci-fi character.
unidentified
You have an extraordinary knowledge of the black female body.
elijah schaffer
I do, I uh do this show too for too long.
It's been five years of looking at this kind of stuff.
You can take that off, but I just bring that up because it's it's remarkable, right?
I mean, I'm talking about her underwear is being held in between her fupa and her alien barrel-busted gut, you know?
So it's like to me, that's respectable because it's like, holy shit, man, I feel embarrassed because I have like a little bit of back fat right now, you know.
You go walking out looking like the fucking Eiffel Tower after World War III, and you're like, hell, hell yeah, you know, it's pretty interesting.
unidentified
Hindenburg, yeah, yeah, it's a fucking Hindenburg, right?
elijah schaffer
I, I, I, this woman's a fucking Titanic in 2300, like, and she's fucked up and she sits here and she's still proud, straight out of Star Wars.
unidentified
Someone said, such a banging singer that she's like, I don't give a, I don't give a shit.
elijah schaffer
Are you a simp?
Are you a, are you a simp?
@australiantalk
Oh, yeah, he is.
unidentified
No, I just like all sorts of music from classical through to like death metal.
And I like Lizzie.
What's a simp?
elijah schaffer
Uh, a simp.
Oh, what does it stand for?
Because I'll open in the chat what it stands for.
I feel like I'm that girl who calls someone misogynistic and then they say, what's misogyny?
And they go, um, I could describe it to you, but I think it hasn't, I think the abbreviation stands for something.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Um, there's some, I, but I, but I basically all a simp is is like it's very uh similar to a white knight.
And a simp is like a guy who like basically is sucking up to women.
@australiantalk
Uh, bowing down, bowing down.
elijah schaffer
Subservient to them.
unidentified
We've got a word for them in Australia.
elijah schaffer
What is it?
unidentified
Fuck wits.
elijah schaffer
Fuck wits.
@australiantalk
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I do.
I also like your guys's name for the homosexuals too.
Like pooftas, right?
unidentified
Pooftas.
elijah schaffer
Pooftas.
unidentified
Or a horse's hoof.
Yeah.
Or a, or uh, uh, what's it called?
elijah schaffer
Uh, let's see.
Um, it's not called a fuck hunt.
unidentified
What is it?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I should have said that.
What is that called?
@australiantalk
Um, a front bum.
elijah schaffer
No, Anyway, it doesn't, it doesn't matter.
@australiantalk
You know, just shit cunt.
Oh, yes.
unidentified
We also use the word.
I'm sure you, I don't know if you've spoken about this on the show that we use the word affectionately as well.
@australiantalk
What?
unidentified
How?
Can't.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, we have.
In fact, like my American audience, that's why one of my favorite things is the Americans, like, I'll get emails like, dude, you shouldn't swear.
And I go, well, you shouldn't travel to Australia because there's no such thing as swearing here.
People just swear out of love.
In the U.S., swearing is real sensitive.
And they always use Bible verses, but the Bible verses talking about don't swear.
It's talking about like, don't declare things on God.
Let your yes, BS, and your noby know.
But the Bible does talk about not letting unclean words come out of your mouth, which is true.
And also to let your speech be graced with salt.
And I just openly admit, okay?
I'm more like my mouth is graced with cayenne pepper.
Okay.
We're a little bit of a habanero, habanero chili here.
unidentified
But I see that as more don't let unclean words come out of your mouth as in don't talk behind people's back.
If you if you if someone goes, oh what do you like Jesus?
Well, yeah, he's my lord and savior.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's the gossip.
The Bible words about gossip, slander.
unidentified
I basically I don't think there's anything in the Bible about the word cunt.
elijah schaffer
No, then Jude, if there was a point, it would be like when they like, we're like, where's Judas?
Oh, fucking cunt.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Would be a good phrase for it.
Dude, they should do the gospel according to Australia, an Australian accent.
unidentified
Gospel, according to Aussies.
Yeah.
And in the beginning, God said, Let there be light.
Counts.
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So, also, here in Australia, people can wage profanity at you.
And that profanity being thrust at you by them with passion many times is actually to be interpreted as terms of endearment.
It means, yes, as Nicholas stated, that it's affectionate.
They're telling you, hey, man, I really like you.
And that's why you are this.
And that's why you are that.
unidentified
But Benny, it can also be the nastiest word that you can use against somebody.
Especially a girl.
@australiantalk
How you interpret it.
Yeah, you certainly don't want to call a woman a wretched something or other because they will certainly take offense.
But I think Elijah, Nick, to bring you up to speed, he's been an avid watcher of World Star for some time.
And that's brought him up to speed on all things African-American culture.
And for people who are shocked and horrified by what comes out of Elijah's mouth, sometimes he can't say that.
Well, Elijah actually subscribes to multicultural mouth.
unidentified
So he's allowed to say, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, it's just black people fighting in the danger.
@australiantalk
Can I make a comment on the Lizzo as well?
People didn't recognize, but Lizzo actually had the Illuminati triangle, which was stapled into her skin between her titties, which was quite extreme.
unidentified
No, that was a lap band staple.
Wasn't it?
elijah schaffer
Dude, I was going to say, let me bring this up.
People will get mad at me.
This is my favorite thing.
People get mad at me about my jokes about the black community or the things I say.
And they're just like, don't get mad at the black community.
That's what's weird.
Like, look, what I think is weird is this.
Like, people will, you know, will talk about the Holocaust and people will deny the Holocaust.
And it's like, I'm not in, I'm not in either of those groups.
I'm not trying to deny the Holocaust or talk about it.
I'm trying to ask this.
When Jews Holocausted 7 million Ukrainians, why don't we talk about that in the last century?
So it's like, I want to talk about all the Holocaust.
Like, that's where I'm at.
Let's talk about everyone.
So Jews had 6 million die.
Let's take it.
Exactly 6 million people died, excepted Compadre.
But then it's like, yeah, but then they Jews, all the, all the, when they say communists, the reason why the right says communists is it means Jews because they were all Jews, but they don't want to say it because that's not how they get their paychecks.
And it's like, for me, I don't really care about ragging on Jewish people.
I have, there's a, there's probably 90% of Jewish people and 90% of Muslims have no idea what the fuck's going on politics or anything that's going on anywhere.
Probably 90% of Christians have no idea what's going on with anything or anywhere.
And they're probably not even real Jews, real Muslims, or real Christians.
They don't even know what's going on.
They don't practice anything.
It's like a cultural thing.
Now, people say that snakes hide in the grass.
So be careful how high the grass gets.
And that's true.
That's why we got to have immigration borders, et cetera.
We can't have everyone living under one roof.
But I do say the fact when we're looking at this, it's like, dude, I don't want to waste my time arguing about something that people are trying to set you up to fill.
It's a fucking trap.
If you're arguing over the Holocaust, you're just literally falling into a trap.
I want to start asking for accountability.
I want Ukrainian museums and I want us to learn to teach our kids about who killed the Ukrainians.
You know what I mean?
Because that's what I want to teach.
Who killed the tens of millions of Orthodox Christians?
The same people.
Who killed the hundreds of millions of people?
The same people.
So if we're going to talk about the Jewish Holocaust, that's horrible.
And let's just remember that's the worst thing that ever happened.
But then, like, if 6 million was bad, wait until I tell you about the 100 million that they killed.
And you start realizing that it's just to control your mind so you selectively care who is in pain.
And honestly, that's why the Ukrainians, I'm not anti-Ukraine.
Can't be anti-Ukrainian, even though I understand why Putin invaded Ukraine because Ukrainians have always gotten the bad end of the stick for like the last 150 years.
They've been really fucked.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so I really, really do feel bad for Ukrainians.
They got Holocaust.
It's 7 million of them.
unidentified
Have you ever questioned that 6 million number?
So not on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Not on YouTube.
I haven't.
unidentified
Okay.
Moving on.
Neither have I. Neither have I. In fact, I'll stand here and say more, more than 6 million, probably.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think it was 60.
@australiantalk
Just because the show airs in the United States, where they have the First Amendment, don't naturally assume that that means we have the First Amendment on some of these.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I get an idea.
@australiantalk
More importantly, in this country, Nick.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's cut.
Let's cut to Rumble.
Let's put up the screen.
If you guys are where you're at, we're going to continue this conversation.
We're not moving on.
We're not moving on.
unidentified
We're going to go here because this is what we're going to talk about.
elijah schaffer
Because I don't want to censor the show.
I'm tired of it.
I don't want to censor it.
So, what you're going to do here, if you go to my screen, you're going to go here to rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
You're going to click here.
You got to click on it fully.
You're going to find us right here.
And boom, you click on it.
And there's the show.
Now you're going to click on the show.
I hate doing this, but I have to show you guys how to do it.
And we are live.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We are 100% live.
You'll probably watch a couple ads, watch them to support the show, and join.
unidentified
We also have a super chat here, apparently, which is for Rumble only as well.
@australiantalk
So people better get off YouTube and get to Rumble because Elijah is going to read the best super chat of the year so far.
elijah schaffer
We will.
So head over there, Brian.
Let's start the transition screen.
Let's go for, let's play the whole thing.
And then we will see you over on Rumble.
And don't forget to support us at censor.tv and follow our guests, Ben and Nick, in the comments below.
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