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elijah schaffer
Well, the showdown begins.
We are talking about the secession of Texas.
And no, I am not going to be talking about a civil war.
We are talking about 25 states have already begun backing Governor Abbott's bid to revolt against the Biden administration.
This bid to take back control of the country has left many of the grifters begging for bloodshed on the streets of America.
A civil war, they say it would be great for clicks.
I don't want that to happen.
I'm not entirely sure or think that's going to happen right now, but I do think that it's about damn time we take back our rights.
And I was just talking with Attorney General Ken Paxton, and we should have him on next week about what's going on, what's happening.
We're going to be talking about this and so much more coming up on this episode of Knightly Offensive.
Let's begin the show.
@australiantalk
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're going to learn how to make the music go longer on this new software.
My apologies.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
And while you guys wanted the confetti of color back, I can't figure out how to do that in the software.
So we brought back the physical confetti.
I am joined in the studio by my guest tonight.
He is a fiction writer as well as a commentator.
You can find him on X, formerly Twitter.
His name is John Goddard.
John, welcome to Nightly Offensive.
john goddard
Hey, Elijah, thanks for having me on.
And I'm not sure about these low budget effects, but I'm here for it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is low budget, but it is everything you expect.
And as you can see, even if the confetti is low budget, the studio is well organized.
There's no wires around.
This is high-tech stuff.
john goddard
Yeah, I'm impressed, man.
I'm impressed.
Thanks for having me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I appreciate it.
And of course, in the middle camera and third seat, we have my ongoing Saturday or Friday night co-host, Ben Australia Talk.
Ben, welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
@australiantalk
G'day, Elijah.
Hello, everybody out there.
It's great to be here once again, my man.
Looking forward to it.
Johnny, thanks for joining us, mate.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And just to remind you guys here that this show is brought, oh, you did it.
He always finishes early.
And that's the problem with Ben.
That's always his issue.
@australiantalk
Could I reload very quick, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't.
@australiantalk
I've got plenty in me, mate.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that's disgusting.
I want to throw up on you.
But anyway, I want to welcome my guests here today because we've got a great show for you guys.
Don't forget right there above, John.
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Let's begin talking about this.
So I don't know if you guys are familiar, but basically it's not a good time to be a white guy.
It's not a good time to be a patriot.
It's not a good time in life to be straight.
If you want to rape a couple, two and three-year-olds and you're gay, this is your time.
A lot of opportunities for that stuff.
But in the modern era, we punish things that are good.
And there is a decaying situation going on on the border.
John and Ben, I know you follow American politics.
I really want to bring this up here to talk about this.
Right here, what you see is this map.
These are the states that so far have agreed with Governor Greg Abbott.
He's the governor of Texas, and he has declared Biden's authority in the state to be absolutely void.
He said that he is sanctioning an invasion.
And so even if he has constitutional authority over the state, if he is making laws and rules that are allowing these states to lose their sovereignty and their protection, then they're just going to stop listening to this federal government.
They're going to take back control of their country.
And John, it's so interesting to me because obviously you are a fiction writer.
Obviously, you do.
We will get into that in a little bit.
But it's like, you know, as somebody who's living in a Western country, I think it's just about time that we start saying fuck you to these politicians who literally don't give a shit about any of us, who don't care about our individual rights.
They don't care about our protection.
And it's like, it doesn't make any sense to me why there would only be 25 states because this is absolutely ridiculous.
Who doesn't?
Who wants this going on?
And it proves that our governments are intentionally screwing us up the ass by allowing things to happen in our nations here as well, too, with there's an invasion going on here.
They're increasing the population at a speed that you can't even keep up with with the infrastructure.
But it's like with these situations, I mean, what does this tell you here that it's taking the states to declare their own borders and to protect their borders?
Because the federal government and the tier two in Australia, the federal governments in every country just have said, fuck it, let everyone in.
Who cares?
These countries are just free game benefits, whatever it is, and we're not going to do anything to stop it.
So it's like, I don't know.
I mean, we see this everywhere around the world, don't we?
john goddard
I don't know, man.
I don't know what happens, but I think this is a really interesting thing that's happening in America.
And it's something that I don't think this would actually happen in Australia.
I think Australian states would just say, oh, there's 600,000 immigrants coming in.
That's fine.
We don't care.
But Americans, I've noticed that you guys have a very different approach to freedom and sovereignty and your rights and all that stuff.
And you're actually not afraid to kind of stand up for what you think is right or what you're entitled to.
And I really respect that.
And I think that's interesting that you've come over here at this time and you can kind of share a bit of your perspective with Australians and we can kind of hopefully learn from you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And Ben, I know you've been tracking this and it's like, it is pretty crazy, though, because like people, you know, I have friends, right?
Benny Johnson, Tim Poole.
There's some people who are who are not friends that are out there that have, you know, they're all their titles like civil war, civil war, civil war is happening.
We're all going to die.
And it's like, I think it's fair to call this like what I call a cold civil, like a cold coup or a cold, a cold secession, where it's basically states are not formally declaring war.
We are not going to have bloodshed on the streets.
But they're basically saying, hey, look, I'm so tired of watching people get invaded.
It's like, look, if the UK and London wants their women to get gang raped by Muzzos, if you want to be walking around in Sydney and you want to have a bunch of, you know, Arabs, you know, talking about gassing the Jews and stuff, then you do that, you know, enjoy your life.
But for me in my house, we're going to serve God and our family and our country and we're not going to put up with this shit.
And to me, it's at least invigorating to see.
And everyone's like, it's just a smoke show.
Okay.
Well, first of all, we'll talk about Taylor Swift's AI sex gangbang pictures later speaking of smoke shows.
But for the most part, I mean, to me, this is at least inspiring to see that even if it's an election year, they're trying to do something as we're getting invaded across our southern border.
And you guys are too setting a precedent to tell other countries, hey, you can do something.
@australiantalk
Yeah, damn straight.
We're dealing with it.
Now, what's happening in the United States on your southern border?
That's either a replacement population, but they deny it is a replacement population.
So therefore, it must be an invasion force that's being brought in to wait on standby.
And that's why they're fighting aged males.
They don't necessarily have skills, which are going to contribute to Silicon Valley, but they're certainly skilled enough to be able to pull a trigger when handed an AK-47 to turn against the American people.
So potentially it's a disastrous situation.
And I understand why Governor Abbott and United States citizens who give a damn about your country are reluctant to just continue to allow what's going on in the southern border to continue.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And before we go into that any further, you know, we're going to be talking about the story.
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We're going to be talking about fanfiction.
We're going to be talking about fiction.
We're going to talk about writing.
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All right, I'm joined at studio by John Goddard, author.
You can find his links below, as well as Ben Australia Talk.
And I want to bring this up, guys, because this is setting the precedent for the reality.
Let's set the stage for the story of what we're getting into today.
America is completely in moral decay.
It is in shambles, right?
You have states that have no border protection.
It is like straight up raw dogging condom-free immigration.
We are here.
And like I said, we are here and we are queer.
Everybody's gay too.
So that's like the cherry on top.
So nobody's willing to fight.
The only thing they're fighting off is possible STD infections because the average gay man has a thousand partners in their lifetime.
Shout out to promiscuous sex there.
But when you go down to this, you know, the governor has said to these, to the federal government, look, things are so backwards.
Things are so crazy in the world.
Like the systems that were set in place, they're not benefiting the people anymore.
Okay.
Like people have abdicated their duty.
They have relinquished their authority.
Parents are not parenting.
Children are not obeying.
Governments are not governing.
The economy is not economying.
Money is not worth anything.
It's inflating.
And there are just problems.
And I'm not going to play any sound here, but if we can bring this up on the screen here, Brian, he has said, look, another 20 miles, another 200 miles.
We are setting up this razor wire.
I'm going to bring this up right here.
This is in Texas in the oversight here.
We're going to set up another 200 miles.
We don't know what's going on, but like I like to say on the show, I don't know what's happening, but we need to stop white women everywhere.
Okay.
They all need to stop collectively.
And then while we're at it, let's also set up some razor wire because like, let's look at our problem.
I want to go to you, John.
This looking at our problems.
We're going to go down the funnel here.
It's like to start with a prop, to fix a country and to work on the ethos.
You cannot do that if first and foremost you do not have borders.
You do not have a regulated immigration.
You do not have control of this.
And I don't know if you're thinking here, but I feel like no matter what Western country I've been visiting, the problem is the same.
It's not that we hate people.
It's not that we don't like people.
It's not that we're scared or xenophobic like they say.
It's that we don't want this.
You don't want people coming in that are not vetted, that you don't know share your values, that you don't know speak your language, that you don't know aren't, don't have disease.
This does not work.
I don't want to know your opinion as somebody who's been in, you know, been in a Western country their entire life.
It's like, is this the right way?
Do we start here?
Is this where leaders need to stand up?
Men need to become strong and say, hey, fuck you.
You're not helping us.
I'm going to do what I need to do for me and my family and my state.
Like, fuck you.
Seriously, like, fuck you.
If you're going to screw me over, I'm not going to, the law, I'm not going to listen to the law.
If the law is hurting me, then it's, there's no point to have the law anymore.
The law is here to protect me.
And if the law is hurting us, then fuck the law and fuck your stupid leadership and fuck your stupid fucking fart face, because honestly, we're going to take control of our state again.
And it's like, I don't know, you're pretty, you're a pretty smart guy.
Is this the way or is this just going to cause more problems than it's going to fix?
john goddard
Yeah, you just said a lot of actually really interesting stuff.
So a lot of people think that laws that are written are just laws and you have to follow them no matter what.
That's not the case.
A bad law should not be followed.
And it's really, really difficult to kind of differentiate between what a good law is and what a bad law is.
And then in Western countries, I guess people are kind of indoctrinated to be a good citizen, follow the law, do the right thing and never question authority, especially in Australia.
They're like, just don't question the government.
The government said, this is what you have to do and you've got to do it.
But then, I don't know, you get some situations where a lot of people are coming into your country.
Like that thing in Texas is crazy.
The same thing's happening here.
And a lot of people come from other parts of the world that aren't as wealthy, aren't as beautiful, don't have as nice a culture, don't have the same system of governance that we do, don't have the same laws that we do, don't have all this stuff.
And they get over here and they're like, yeah, it's a nicer place.
I want to go over there.
And then they get there and then it's like, well, you should be less the way that you are and you should be more accepting of our ways of life.
And it's like, well, your way of life developed countries on the other side of the world that are not that good.
And we live over here.
We like the way that it is.
So perhaps you should maybe fit in a little bit more with us.
But then you get things like, did you see that guy, the, what is it, the Scottish prime minister or the Scottish, whoever he is, got up in parliament.
He's like, you know, 90% of X is white.
Everyone's white ruling Scotland.
And it's like, yeah, like, what do you expect in Scotland?
You know, but I don't know.
It's a weird time, man.
It's a really weird time.
elijah schaffer
I'm upset.
You're like, I start sitting there all at Sundays while I'm talking.
It's like, oh, shoot, what did I sign myself up for?
Literally every guest ever is I sitting like, oh, no.
No, but no, but we're going to keep it 100 in terms of the fact that, like, like you said, it is interesting.
And I brought up this point and I want to throw to Ben on this.
If you're new to the show or you're just new to the live stream, what Western countries do is no matter what, they use the situations to attack people in the country, which makes me realize there is an anti-white, there is an anti-white agenda, there is a replacement immigration agenda because the best example, we'll get to one later, is even here in Australia.
Literally Arabs were holding up signs saying, you know, the Holocaust didn't happen.
You know, hey, we need to kill more Jews and all these things.
And it's like, what did the government do?
Did they go into Arab communities, which obviously is a very long-standing trist between the two, you know, with Arabs and Jews?
No.
What did they do to deal with Arabs targeting Jewish people, which don't even really exist that much in this country, is they made laws against right-wing nationalism, against Nazism, against Sigheiling and Mein Kampf and edgy memes and Pepe the Frog.
And it's like, like, okay, so Arab people are mad at Jews.
Well, that's chalker.
Like, that's been around for a long time.
You want to fix that in Sydney?
Maybe question who you're letting into your country.
Maybe wonder why there's so many Arab people that don't share your values and don't share democratic values down there.
No, let's just attack white people, make it illegal to for, let's attack right-wing extremism, and then let's make right-wing extremism an edgy meme, right?
So it's all the way from being Hitler himself to sharing a meme that's funny, that's just a little bit edgy.
You can still go to prison here for a year to five years for something edgy.
It is continually an attack on white people.
It is replacement, Ben.
And I'm going to stick to that, but you might have a different opinion.
@australiantalk
Well, there's a reason why we're a first world country, and that's because we're not a third world country.
And the quickest way for us to transform ourselves into a third world country and do away with our first world living conditions and status is to import people who are unwilling to assimilate.
They do not care.
They are not culturally appropriate whatsoever.
And they're backward in many ways.
And they come in as a force who knows that the government will not place demands on them and expectations for them to assimilate.
And that is really cutting ourselves off at the knees.
Another aspect of it is borders, language, and culture.
Without borders, we haven't got a nation.
Without a common language, we've got people who talk past each other.
And without a uniform culture that people can subscribe to and get on board with, well, we're going to be divided.
So there's a multitude of things that are all converging at once.
And ultimately, at the end of the day, we have a birthright.
That birthright was secured by hard work, blood, sweat, and tears.
Sacrifices were made by our grandparents, our great-grandparents, and the people that came before them, and sometimes even our parents.
And for us to lose that and for us to be deprived of our birthright is not only insulting, it's actually destructive, man.
And it pisses me the hell right off.
And I'm not happy with it whatsoever.
I frankly won't accept it.
Australia was meant to be a jewel amongst the nations.
And so long as our politicians are quite happy to sell out the Australian people and bring in people who don't wish to be what Australia once was and celebrate that history, we're in big trouble.
But there are people here that are willing to push back.
There are people that are noticing.
And thank God, praise the Lord, that people are willing to fight for it.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And Rachel Wilson sent in a super chat here on Rumble.
She said, I'm sure that the feminists are packing their gear and getting ready to go defend the border from invaders.
Something they tell me doesn't happen in the modern age.
And it's true.
And I want to take the seriousness here of this conversation, John.
And I want to talk about the ethos of a country and setting the stage here.
One of this comes from Donald Trump.
Now, the crazy thing is speaking of the UK and Western kind is the UK government defense minister had told the people, hey, you need to prepare for war.
Okay.
You need to prepare.
And we actually are so weak that we are going to need to conscript probably the populace.
Very serious thing.
Are you ready to fight?
Are you ready to go to war?
I mean, like, Australia has a very small defense force as well.
These countries are not strong.
They're not equipped.
I mean, are you ready to go?
I mean, do you think that the Western countries, the average non-binary gentleman serving you a cafe espresso?
You know, do you think they're ready to go fight some Russians or some North Korean soldiers?
john goddard
Bro, I am the average non-binary guy and there's no way I'm getting inner city.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just want to go to the cafe and just like play on Twitter and stuff.
unidentified
I'm not fighting anything.
john goddard
Fucking no way.
But I don't think, like, I mean, the UK, I can't imagine being in the UK and looking at what the government did to the native people there and fighting for them.
There's a zero percent chance I would go and fight for Albanese.
He just stitched me up on the taxes, um, as well as everything else.
And it's like, well, what, like, what am I defending?
Am I defending your right to plunder me and tax me for the rest of my life?
Because that seems like what it is.
We're living under this like crazy klepto, uh, kleptocratic government that just seems to exist to extract value out of the out of me, out of you.
I don't know if you pay tax here, Elijah, but me and Ben do.
Um, and so it's like, I don't know, I'm not dying for that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's nothing to there's nothing to die for in terms of like, that's why I think the problem is.
I have a video here that I want to bring up that I do think is important.
Um, which is the Idaho governor and some of these people are saying, Look, at the very point, though, with these countries, we do have men and women who are fighting for us, and they want to go ahead and they're going to be sending uh troops to the southern U.S. border to protect it.
This is what we got to look at the escalation.
Before people are conscripted and brought in to fight these wars, of course, there's going to be a utilization of the people who are already involved.
Now, we have a National Guard in the U.S., which is pretty crazy.
And I think what's wild is that the country is so out of control.
We are already at the stage where we are mobilizing the military.
This is becoming a status quo.
I remember in 2020, I was in Kenosha.
I remember like the military just rocking up in certain cities, and you're just like, oh, fuck.
Okay, here we go.
But the Idaho governor said, Look, we are going to band together and we're going to start fighting.
And it's about damn time that politicians do more than just snort cocaine and fuck hookers, which anyway is probably a lot of fun, but it's not helping the country.
You know what I mean?
No, knocking to them.
Remember that guy in the wheelchair?
He didn't, he didn't, he got an invite and he's like, No, politicians are using cocaine and fucking hookers.
@australiantalk
Medicine, the man named Madison.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, sir.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's called that's called politics.
Okay, anyway, you get elected to serve bitches and drugs, baby.
All right, here's what he had to say: he's sending troops to the border.
We're going to talk about this and then we're going to switch subjects here in a second.
A little more details that are just emerging right now.
unidentified
Hi, I'm Governor Bradley.
The Biden administration's continued failure to secure the U.S.-Mexico border has allowed illegal drugs, human smugglers, dangerous criminals, and a staggering record-breaking number of illegal immigrants, including too many on our terrorism watch list from all over the world to invade America.
All largely orchestrated by Mexico drug cartels.
There is a direct tie between the loose southern border and the flood of deadly illegal drugs like fentanyl coming into Idaho communities.
These drugs are taking the lives of our loved ones, family members, friends, and neighbors.
Idaho has stepped up time and time again to support the state of Texas and help secure the border.
We have previously sent three teams of Idaho State police troopers to the border to be a force multiplier to assist the noble efforts of Texas to learn leading drug interdiction techniques firsthand so they can acquire the firsthand experience to train our law enforcement all across Idaho, promoting safer communities and protecting Idahoans.
Now, I'm deploying two more teams of Idaho State police troopers to help Texas and serve again as a force multiplier at our lawless southern border.
All right.
elijah schaffer
On the pause, I so did, I don't even want to talk about this, but the point is, people are bringing people in, right?
The boys are stepping up.
But I really wanted to bring up a terrible point.
And I want to go straight to you on this, John.
Is this genuinely a terrible point?
Is I'm like, why are we in this position?
Well, we're in this position because a group of people in a room decided that the states do not have the right.
We don't have the right to self-protection.
And a lot of Western countries have already decided that, right?
This country, you can't even have a gas mask.
You can't have a bulletproof vest, a body armor.
You can't really have any even self-defense retaliatory weapons, not even mace.
Even if you're carrying a bat in your car and you don't have a good reason to be playing baseball or something, you could still get in trouble for having a deadly weapon.
And of course, the men here in this country are beyond cocked, very similar to California, very similar to New York, very similar to zeitgeist, the same feel.
Just less black people pissing on you and masturbating in front of you on the street in this country.
Shout out to Northern Territory.
Shout out to Darwin.
But I bring this up.
It's like, who the fuck?
Who was involved in making in destabilizing the country?
We've got to look at names.
We've got to look at people.
If you can go to my screen here, Brian, for a second.
Of course, these are the people who voted on this.
Women.
It was like, it's like, look, dude, I'm just saying, since we've allowed women to vote and we've brought women into the judiciary, the country has declined into what we're focusing on on issue-based things.
And I thought this was really interesting.
And you may completely disagree with me.
And that's okay if you do.
But it is interesting that all the women sided against border protection and pretty much all the men sided for border protection in terms of in terms of like, that's just a weird thing, right?
It was like almost like a gender split in our Supreme Court.
The women were like, yeah, we should follow the law and you should listen and obey.
And the men were like, hey, fuck you.
Do you think this has anything to do with women voting and the changing of our of our nature of hierarchy of reinforcing the system?
Or do you think that that's any relevant point?
Like, I mean, I just want to know what you think.
john goddard
You're not stitching me up with that.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I mean, I do, because I personally, I personally think that women shouldn't have the right to vote.
I don't think they should have been voting.
I don't think that's a helpful thing in society.
And I think the men act like women now.
The women act like men.
We live in an egalitarian society.
Men are not stepping up as men.
Women are not acting as women.
And we live in a very confused society because people have denied their very nature.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying women are dumb or anything like that.
I just mean I could say that, but I'm not.
I'm just saying, like, realistically speaking, everyone's kind of a retard today.
And it's because we've gone against the order of the way life should be and the way life has always been.
We think we know better and maybe we don't.
john goddard
Yeah, I don't know.
I can only talk from like the Australian perspective.
And I think the attitude that we currently have where our country should be open to anybody that comes in is certainly more like empathetic, you would say, than it is protectionist.
If there's more women that are like that, then yeah, that's probably the case, man.
But I know a fuckload of dudes that are very empathetic, very soft, very, very okay with just letting people in and being, it's all nice.
It's almost like, I don't know what it is.
I don't know where the propaganda came from or where the narrative came from, but it is just like we've sat there and we've been told, you need to give up what you have and you need to give everything to the rest of the world.
So if someone wants to come here and have a better life, you have to say yes, even if there are negative consequences to you.
And I don't know.
It's just a miss.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do about it.
I don't know where it came from.
Maybe part of it of what you said, but I think part of it as well is like a really well-designed propaganda message because you wouldn't go to like the people of Ghana or the people of Serbia or one of these countries and just say, you know what?
You need 60% of your population to be from a different part of the world and expect them to just accept it.
It's very bizarre.
But in the Western, in Western countries and Australia in particular, we're kind of just told that that is what happens.
Just a lot of people move here.
And it's not necessarily bad.
There are a bunch of good immigrants.
But yeah, when you get things like, yeah, when you see a bunch of Palestinians yelling gas, the Jews on the stairs of the Sydney Opera House, that was the thing that for me was like, holy shit.
I think we might have a problem here because this is Australia.
Like we don't get involved in all that crazy shit that happens in other parts of the world.
You know what I mean?
We're very placid.
It's a very safe, kind of nice area that's removed from all this shit.
And then you have, yeah, this just like violence on one of our national monuments.
So I don't know, man.
elijah schaffer
It's weird, too, because I want to clarify something to Americans to understand what he's saying, because an American would interpret that as like, oh, so he's saying it's soy here.
And it's not true.
What it's saying is it's insular.
This country is an insular country.
Europe has fucking world wars in Europe.
Even in World War II, like a couple bombs were dropped in like northern territories up here.
This is a Western country.
Essentially, take Europe with a little bit of the American spirit because it's got that colonization settler mentality, but a little bit of the snootiness and thinking they're better than Americans like Europe, Europeans are.
But it's unique to Europe and America in the fact that it really is just, it's, it can only be fucked by itself.
AK, it's like me, right?
I can, it's like a lot of guys know this.
You can only self-sabotage.
This is a country that can only be destroyed from self-sabotage.
It cannot be occupied.
It cannot be invaded.
It is just a large landmass.
The Egyptians used to occupy this, the Portuguese, the Dutch.
I mean, there's been a lot of people before the British were successfully able to occupy it.
But it's like the United States, too.
It's landlocked.
We're on opposite sides of the world.
We, you know, we could protect ourselves.
But like, you know, whether you love the Jews, you hate the Jews, or you are a Jew, the reality is, is like, you don't want a bunch of Palestinians fucking going wild on your city steps, especially in a country like this, where traditionally it had been one of the safest places to live in the entire world, up there with Switzerland, in terms of just a peaceful land of tranquility.
It still kind of is, but it has changed rapidly with the changing demographics.
Ben, I want to get your thoughts on this.
@australiantalk
Yeah, so they're meant to leave their problems in the countries they are fleeing.
And when they arrive here, they're meant to start anew.
But what we are noticing, what we are witnessing, and what's becoming more and more evident every single day, is that a lot of these people are bringing that resentment, that hostility for other peoples, and it's ingrained in them.
And as a matter of fact, they are smeared by members of their different ethnic communities if they are not very boisterous about that and wish to maintain that divisive nature.
They want retribution.
It's multi-generational, not because the children of the migrants have lived under those conditions here in this country.
They want retribution for something that their grandparents or parents went through in their homeland before they got here.
So that's a major issue that needs to be stamped out.
And that's what John was mentioning.
Ordinarily, Australians would not go around and say things like that at the Sydney Opera House.
But there was a contingent of young men who were emboldened by a group dynamic.
And they thought, well, this is our chance.
We can say these things.
Now, were they controversial?
Certainly they were.
Would we prefer they didn't say it?
Well, of course, because that only exacerbates the problem.
But they, once again, they're emboldened.
And now they find allegiance with other people that hold similar views.
So there's a bit of a convergence there with them aligning themselves with people that previously they wouldn't have aligned with.
And that might just be the pushback against the Zionists or the Jewish community here in the country.
They feel under threat.
They feel under threat now that they had never been placed under previously.
And they're asking the government to do something about this.
So this is ideological.
This is a refusal for assimilation.
Also, yeah, there is a masculinization of women and there's a feminization of men.
I'll say something very controversial, Elijah.
I believe that women make the best mothers.
And, you know, in Australia, get the fuck out of my show.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Women make the best mothers.
I'll reiterate that women do, in fact, make the best mothers.
And if people are offended by that, well, they can go and take a jump in the creek, as we say in this country.
elijah schaffer
Real talk, though.
That is really crazy in the show.
Heard it here guys, you can get a be a better mother if you are a woman uh, cutting edge honestly really, truly stuffed today, I mean it's controversial I get fired.
Um, you know, I mean like and like look, and I mean this ingenuine like I was at a uh, I was going to a meeting yesterday and uh, it was Australia Day yesterday and I want to remind people how um, absolutely innocuous the the day is.
So i'm not talking about people pretending they're offended by everything because like dude, you could bring you know, you can bring suede shoes into a room and someone's going to throw paint on them because you killed an animal.
Right, it's like okay you you, but the reality is someone's always going to be offended.
And Australia Day is just a day of Australia and everyone this is a shocker everyone who's on this island is in Australia.
That's crazy.
I know everyone here is in Australia on a day that it's about the country and um, I wore a flag, uh cape, because they don't have a flag code here.
You can do that.
Um and um, they asked me to take it off to uh go to my fellowship meeting and I just kindly refused and uh left because they said it was upsetting people and this pretty crazy to me the the, the ridiculousness, because at that point, you know I, I told a person.
I said, you know not, not the person, but another person.
I was like talking to them.
I said, so are we going to stop bringing milk with the tea to the meeting because there could be vegans here who are offended by the milk?
Are we going to not bring, like we're not going to be allowed to wear, you know, shoes?
Can I not wear a santa hat around christmas because the Christians might get offended?
Can I not wear a crucifix because there could be a Muslim in here that's upset at me, that's visiting like, where do we draw the line here?
Now obviously, if I had a flag that was like you know, Abbos or something okay sure, that's not gonna.
You know, I could see a group just being like, hey, that's pretty, you know, you know it's legal, but it's offensive.
Maybe let's just try to tone down the, the language here.
Well whatsoever correct maybe, you know.
Just basically, you know, let's keep it pg right in in a group setting here.
But I just had a flag and it was offending people and it's like, look, and it wasn't a rainbow flag yeah, but what kind of bitch ass nigga are do you have to be to like, go around and be offended by your own country's flag?
Like when you go back by Mcdonald's they're flying the flag, are you?
Are you offended by, like that's so crazy you're you're going by Mcdonald's which is literally causing childhood obesity and killing people, causing increased rates of rates of diabetes and cancer, and you're more offended by the flag in front of it than you are by the fact that there's a company on every street corner that's literally killing your population.
People have been brainwashed to be offended by things.
It's I just refuse and this is what I told.
I told somebody they're like, well, why did you not take it off?
I go because I refuse to live in a country like it doesn't matter if it's here America, where i'm going to agree to unreasonable expectations.
So it's like i'm not going to get mad at you if you wear a mask, but if you're forcing me to wear a mask when there's no scientific data that it's protecting anyone, then I won't do it.
You go get a vaccine, take them up, put them in your butthole, put them in your eyes.
I don't care, don't tell, don't lie to me about them and then bully me for not taking something that was good to not take like.
I don't mind you doing what you want, but don't put unreasonable expectation on me in a society.
Don't tell me a flag of the country we live in is offensive.
That's ridiculous.
That's that at this point you're the political person.
I'm not political.
The flag's the flag.
I have family and friends who serve in the military here.
I have my son.
This is first Australia Day as a citizen.
I'm a resident of this country.
My wife's a citizen.
Fuck it.
I'm going to fly the flag.
And the fact that this is offending someone in the room, they can leave because that means they're just sensitive.
They need to get punched in the fucking jaw because they need to stop being a bitch, bring back bullying.
That's personally, that's where my brain was at.
It was like.
Fucking me to punch people in the face who make big deals about things that are not a big deal.
But I feel like that, John, is that it's just like we've become such a weak society.
The West has universally become weakened where it's like, that shows that we're so insular.
It proves that we have a nice life because people can be offended by their own country's flag.
That's insane.
john goddard
No, you're missing something really important, Elijah.
And what you're missing is that white people are bad.
White people made the flag.
White people made Australia.
And the genocidal.
I think I was looking at a book that you guys just got delivered into your studio before.
White people are the most murderous.
Yeah.
The worst.
And if you're not just like hanging your head in shame as a white man every single day and destroying your entire history, everything you've ever done is just, yeah, I don't know.
That's so that's where you went wrong.
You wore a symbol of a European descendant country, a colony of Europe, outside.
And you can't do that.
You definitely can't do that.
So I don't know, bro.
You fucking got to check yourself.
You better check yourself.
elijah schaffer
Next thing you know, I'm going to start getting offended.
Like go to go to go to Ben full screen.
It's like, hey, man, I'm just really offended by like the sign behind you.
It's like, isn't that the name of the show?
And it's like, yeah, but aren't we in the slammy offensive studio?
Yeah, but it's, you know, that's not a, being offensive is not really a word.
It's like, fuck off, you cunt.
Like, honestly, it's, it's retarded, dude.
Ben, you know that though.
Like, and it's not because I'm trying to be difficult, but it's like, again, like I said, I answered reasonable expectation, you know, like maybe just not eat bacon in a mosque or something like that, or just don't have a mosque in your country.
You could go that far.
But I think that people have gotten to a point where they think like, I'm entitled to be offended by everything.
And at some point, someone's got to just clock them in the jaw.
@australiantalk
Well, you're ahead of your time, Elijah, because you recognize that offensive is actually a very offensive word.
So you remove the offensive letter from the word and you replace it with an asterisk to hopefully find good graces with the people who are perpetually offended.
But at the end of the day, the seeds of resentment have been sown into the minds and hearts of millions of young people in this country.
And it's contrary to what their parents would appreciate and what their grandparents would appreciate.
And it's surprising to many other people as well.
And it's Marxist and the Marxists have infiltrated it and they have pushed this and they've pushed it through our education system and through the curriculum and particularly at university as well.
And now we have students that come out instead of being very happy about the opportunities they can now take advantage of in this country.
They wish to push back against the country and point fingers at the country.
And also they want to blame people for crimes that they didn't commit.
And so we're all meant to share a collective guilt about our history and we're meant to feel sorrow for things which we didn't perpetrate.
And to me, that's quite extraordinary.
I won't get on board with it.
I will not victimize myself.
And in regards to abhorring the flag of the country, that is shocking.
And it's something that drastically needs to change also, because it's not going to serve us well going forward.
It's certainly not beneficial to the country going forward.
Yeah, ultimately, we should be able to be proud of what this country has achieved and who we are.
The flag means many things to many different people, but it doesn't mean you're a bad guy.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I want to, so I want to, I want to look at some of John, John's tweets, as well as some things about this wokeification, like this really bizarre movement where like I actually have begun to miss liberals.
Like I even missed them.
Like I missed when people were just liberal, you know what I mean?
Like just a little bit liberal.
Now they're just like hyper progressive that like just pieces of shit, shitbags.
Like I, they're not even interesting to talk to.
Like it's like, you're like, we should bring back the gallows for pedophiles.
I'm like, I think we should bring back the gallows for a lot more groups of people.
You know, like at this point, it's like, it's like, are you even progressive if you're not a pedophile?
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like, you kind of got to fuck kids to be progressive these days.
I'm just saying I didn't make the rules.
They did.
@australiantalk
They're minor attractive persons that were born that way.
So please don't smear them.
john goddard
Yeah, I'm actually offended by the aggressive words, the term pedophile.
unidentified
Please.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I call them, we don't call them pedophiles.
We call them friends.
No, it's just like these people, dude, it's like put a bullet between their head.
You know, it's, it's, it gets to that point.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm joined in the studio by John Goddard.
He's an author.
You can check out his fiction writing as well as his social media and Ben Australia talk.
And we're talking a little bit about the wokeification.
We're going to get in some of his writings in a little bit.
But John had brought up this tweet here on X, which I thought was pretty interesting.
And I think you have this.
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to, I think this one, this is one of your writings, right?
The University of North.
john goddard
Yeah, I did that.
elijah schaffer
This is yours, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Can you read it on here?
Can you read this for us here?
john goddard
Yeah, I can read it.
Will you scroll for me or should I get it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, let me go.
No, I can go full.
Yeah, I can go full screen here too.
Let me get it.
@australiantalk
And John, break down what is NAM?
john goddard
Okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah.
So NAM is the indigenous name for the land upon which the oppressive city of Melbourne is located, the University of NAM.
And this is actually interesting, right?
Because I, maybe I'll read it and then I'll tell you what I want to tell you.
So the University of NAM.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
john goddard
I'm 10 minutes into this lecture and I can already see that it's going to be a train wreck.
We don't want private school educated white men in the profession anymore.
It's time for diversity.
The lecturer says this with confidence, apparently unaware that her statement is overtly racist.
I look around the room to see if anyone is going to question her, but everyone's just nodding along in agreement.
What the?
Then the university sends me an email saying that all male students have to participate in a mandatory re-education program to combat toxic masculinity, which is apparently running rampant on campus.
So I go to the re-education and it's just some blue-haired lesbian teaching me that our society is an evil patriarchy in which men have dominated women for all of eternity.
She makes it sound like women were slaves forever until 1960 when they were magically released from their shackles by the other blue-haired lesbians.
And now that women are free from the horrors of domestic serfdom, they can get office jobs.
Seems like an anti-climax to me.
I think about it for a minute and decide that something about this version of history doesn't seem accurate.
I begin to wonder if this lady's ever heard about Cleopatra or Queen Victoria or Catherine the Great.
Then I wonder if she realizes that she's just repeating Marxist talking points.
I think about bringing this up, but then decide it's probably best if I don't say anything.
I get the vibe that this isn't the right forum for open debate.
In order to pass the class, we have to write down 10 ways that we can atone for the sin of being men.
The guy sitting next to me has a mullet and a long gold earring, like one of those really dangly ones.
I don't know what they're called.
elijah schaffer
Can you just clarify to people that this is how half the people look in Melbourne?
john goddard
This is legit.
That's a guy.
That is a legitimate guy.
Yeah, they have long mullet, like all these weird.
It's like a weird vibe, mustache, gold earring.
elijah schaffer
It's like a redneck meets like, meets like a queer meets like a like Coachella fan like attendee.
Like, right?
That's like something.
john goddard
That's a diagram between red.
elijah schaffer
It's like the average Australian has a mullet.
The average Australian male is wearing a mullet today.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do you agree?
john goddard
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
And it's like kind of like an 80s, 70s vibe.
They got like really short denim shorts, like a singlet VB.
It's yeah, kind of bogan, like what you would call redneck, but then kind of like soy latte as well.
elijah schaffer
It's ironic.
And I think people don't understand this.
It's like a lot of that look, the real idealistic, like soy look, it's like, think of it like people in Portland if they took showers.
Like that's basically what it is.
So the people here are very clean in terms of the fact that like they'll still go swimming in the water and whatever, but they don't just like live in homeless camps, but they do look a little bit homeless.
Some of these guys do look like they kind of live on the streets, but they live in vans, actually.
john goddard
Yeah, we do vans over here.
And Portland is actually a great, like I went to Portland and I was like, this is a suburb of Melbourne.
It's crazy how similar they are, man.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you can keep riding this.
I just want to set the stage so people get that picture.
john goddard
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
For the autistic people who can't have imagery in their head.
That's what we're talking about.
john goddard
imagine we're in portland actually that's really fucking portland with soap yeah Anyway, he seems to be really enjoying the re-education.
And he suggests that we should force men to drop out of their uni courses entirely so that women who missed out on a place at this prestigious institution will get a chance to attend.
Is this guy for real?
At this point, I think I'm living in some sort of alternate reality.
But the lecturer is just up there crying out in ecstasy at the thought of a male students committing academic seppuku.
elijah schaffer
What's seppuku?
john goddard
So that's in Japan when they are, I think when they dishonor themselves and they commit suicide by stabbing themselves in the stomach and pulling out their intestine.
It's what the samurais would do back in the day in Japan.
unidentified
Yeah, bro.
@australiantalk
And it's punishment for Yakuza, who wished to atone for not bringing in enough cash.
elijah schaffer
This is different than the Kama Sutra.
That's just another word.
It's just a different word.
It's like academic seppuku sounds to me like something ginky.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
It's very different than Kama Sutra.
unidentified
Go on.
Do you want to keep going?
john goddard
I start to wonder if this lady has my best interests at heart.
Anyway, then Nidok Week comes around.
That's the National Indigenous Week.
And I get pressured to pay the rent by some Indigenous organization.
This makes me confused because I already pay rent to my landlord, but they tell me I have two landlords now.
Then I try to explain to them that I'm a university student and I can't really afford to make any donations.
But apparently I've committed a blood crime and need to pay them my last $34.
They say they're entitled to it.
I look around for a uni staff member who might be able to help me, but they're all just standing there nodding their heads as the Aboriginals tell me to give them all my money.
So now I have an empty bank account.
I start to think about the things that I learned at the University of NAM recently.
And I realize that none of them are actually that helpful or related to my degree in any way.
Then I wonder why I'm paying the uni 80 grand just to have a bunch of communists make me feel guilty about my gender and skin color.
And then I do some maths and I work out that I'll probably never pay that 80 grand back because the degrees don't really lead to jobs anyway.
And this sounds kind of dumb, but I think that instead of coming to the University of NAM, I could have just bought the Communist Manifesto and saved myself a whole bunch of time and money.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Honestly, I wish I had my sound effects.
I would have done that, but I look at he's got really great.
Can we real fast get it back up?
Just in case you want to follow him on X, he writes really good stuff like this.
John Goddard, you can find him at none.
It's N-O-N-E-S-T-L-E-X right there.
And you can also support him right there at Buy Me.
I guess I keep calling it fan fiction.
It's fast fiction.
john goddard
Fast fiction, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm retarded.
I'm sorry.
I apologize for completely misrepresenting you.
Don't worry about it.
unidentified
Hey, this guy writes anime porn caption.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I don't even know.
unidentified
This fine guy duck on the cues a lot.
elijah schaffer
Just call him Marcus.
Hey, just calling him Marcus.
I don't even know his name right now.
Marcus.
No, no, so that was really good, man.
And I really liked it.
And I think, so you write stuff like this.
When did you start writing stuff like this?
Why do you do this?
Because this is unique.
I haven't seen anything like this.
john goddard
So I don't know.
I started doing it about a year ago.
And I was just like, I mean, it's different for you.
So you're an American.
You get told that you have a right to say what you think.
And you can do whatever you want.
You've got like a God-given right to freedom of speech.
We don't have that in Australia.
And I think like last year, I turned 30 and I realized that there was a whole bunch of shit that I've never said.
I'm always writing, but I never publish it.
And I was just like, fuck it.
Twitter started doing, you could do the long form thing.
So I was like, all right, I'll start posting on long form.
So I did stuff like that and whatever.
And the interesting thing is, man, when I posted that story that I just read, people were like, oh, you don't know anything about university.
You're dumb.
You obviously have never been to university.
Like the fucking gremlins in the comments.
And the first half of that is word for word what happened to me while I was studying my master's degree in law at the Melbourne at the University of Melbourne.
Like we had this, what was it?
It was a county court judge.
She was a guest lecturer in one of my courses.
And she was like, we do not want any more white men, private school educated white men in the profession.
I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
And that's just like a, what is that?
That's a demonstration of how deep this strange hatred for white people, white men in particular, has kind of like, I don't know, it infiltrates every institution.
You get to the point where there's this like short-haired fucking Asian lady up the front of the room telling me that I'm not welcome in my own profession.
unidentified
Be careful, you're about to go to prison for a year for pointing in that direction.
@australiantalk
Yes, that wasn't at right angles.
unidentified
That was just call the police, get elbow in here.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, I saved your life.
Keep going, brother.
john goddard
I don't want to go to jail, man.
I don't want to go to jail.
Anyway, so that's what, anyway, I just started posting.
It's kind of silly.
Like, it's kind of dumb.
just a thing that I ride in the morning.
But it seemed to resonate with some people and not even like not only people in Australia, which is what I found really interesting.
And that's when I actually realized that the things that we're facing here, it's like in Canada, it's the same.
In America, it's the same.
The UK is the same.
Everyone's going through the same shit.
And you wonder like how that's happening.
I don't have an answer to that, but it's very interesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so, sorry, randomly, I was going to say in the chat, make sure that you guys are joining in and sending your chats in that you guys have any Q ⁇ As.
He does have a lot of other writings.
And I do have, I wanted to bring this up as well.
We're talking about what's happening in the country.
And I kind of want to take a little bit of a lighter note here because we were having a discussion in my house about IQ.
And so we're going to show this video of black people in America.
And it's a reminder to me of like, I don't know what's happening in our country, but it's really weird that there's never been a time in my life that I've realized that there's something fucking wrong with the water, right?
Everything's, there's something wrong.
I'm just saying, something's going on here.
@australiantalk
Michigan, there is something wrong with that.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
And apparently the black people have had access to it for several hundred years before we did because there, something's going on in this community.
And what I think is weird is that I like the black community is a good example of the backwardness of Western civilization because there's the problems in the black community are so apparent that even people in the black community will talk about it and bring it up and they get silenced.
Black people will bring up the problems in the black community and get silenced.
And then if you want to perpetrate the problems, you get platformed.
You get like a music career, right?
And this is really truly like a black person.
We just talked about this on the last show.
Jason Whitlock has a guest on where they're talking about who was involved with sort of denigrating American black culture into degeneracy.
And he had to delete the episode and do a public apology because they didn't like who he, who his guest.
He's a well-researched Catholic author because he it involved Jewish people, and the network didn't like the fact that there was a bunch of Jewish people that were involved in the denigrating of black morality in America.
So, instead of confronting the harsh reality maybe our worldview is wrong they stuck with the donors, deleted the episode and made the black guy whip him, whip him Jason, apologize.
It's like that's really what it is.
It's like it's the slave chain and it makes me feel bad because I like Jason a lot, and i'm not talking, I just it's this.
Every network, every place, there's a lot of this uh, this buck breaking of of of, of the blacks here um, and this black guy knows that black people be done getting silly, you know what I mean.
And uh, so he asks this guy uh, to name his three favorite white people.
And uh, you saw this already.
No, i'm looking forward to it.
Uh, it's insane uh.
unidentified
Also, can we just say this, we will understand the female mind before we understand how black people are so damn confident when they talk like this, no, but something for a dollar, name your favorite three white people uh, George Bush.
Okay, why George Bush?
Because he put a lot of stuff on the map for us.
Yeah like, like what uh made.
Cars yeah, uh help help paid uh folks get to where they need to go.
Yeah transportation yes sir, uh made it a better place where uh folks can get gas for free.
Free gas yes, yeah made sure the slavers was all right into slavery yeah, and uh made uh sure uh black, black folks and white folks can get on the bus okay, okay.
Two more people uh, I say Donald Trump.
Yeah, why you like him?
He gave everybody taxes, the uh uh um, the um, free taxes and free, free taxes, uh um.
He made it where we can get more, what you call it.
What is it called?
Fool stamp.
Fool stamps.
He made it where we can get more fools.
A fool stamp.
Yep.
I say, had a lot of folks vote for him.
I can't see.
Yeah.
He got a lot of voters.
One more person.
Give me one more white person.
Hillary Clinton.
Yeah.
Okay.
She was going to win, but Donald Trump beat her, but she, she, in the long run, she was going to make the world a better place.
Yeah.
She was going to make the world a better place.
You got it.
I appreciate it.
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're going to talk.
Like, this is my point.
It's like, look, even this black guy knows I can walk up to an average black guy on the street.
And I think people in Australia wouldn't understand this.
You can walk up to an average black guy in America, and this is pretty much a better response than I would expect.
I'm not even joking.
And that just wasn't always like that.
Okay.
It really wasn't always like that.
You even look at footage of Brooklyn, Harlem in the 1940s, and there was at least some respectability.
I do think that we could have discussions and IQ and issues there.
That's a whole nother conversation.
But overall, this sort of like mumble rap, like, you know, I call that Biden speech.
Well, just like kind of mumbling in the microphone.
So I don't know where that came from.
Okay.
Because even if you go to the tribes, even if you go to tribes in like sub-Saharan Africa with 52 IQs, they can click and clack clear than the people can mumble.
So this is fucking, this is engineering.
To me, it's a social engineering.
And it's like, you look at this and you go, hey, why the fuck are black people retarded in America?
And you're not saying all black people are retarded.
And you're also not saying that you're not even blaming that on IQ.
You're not saying it's genetic.
You're going, why think walk up to an average black person and they're just the stupidest person in the world and they're confident in their stupidity.
What is this?
Who's behind this?
And if you dare ask those questions and you start wondering out of sheer curiosity, even if your heart is out of hatred or out of love, because you want to solve the issue, you get labeled a bad person in the West for asking those questions.
And like you mentioned in your writing, John, about like how you realize you could have just bought the manifesto.
Half the time you think, oh, I'm going to get into politics.
I'm going to try to solve social issues.
I want to help the black community.
I want to help race relations.
What you're really just fighting is you're just fighting communism.
You're literally just fighting intersectional social engineering.
It's not really the black people are just a useful pawn in the destruction of Western civilization.
I would say that white people are under attack.
Black people have been conquered.
Like, that's just what it is, right?
We're on our way there.
Average white girl at 14 is retard too.
Like, I mean, we're, I'm just, I'm being honest.
Like, they don't even know how many planets there are and shit.
@australiantalk
And a body count of two dozen.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, if we're, if we're lucky, if she's 12.
@australiantalk
And an OnlyFans approved by her stepfather.
elijah schaffer
So we're talking about girls younger than 14.
That's that's America.
I'm just saying, but I meant like this didn't happen on accident.
And I think it's really crazy when you watch videos like that, John.
It's like, we don't have to be like this.
We have all the money, all the education, everything.
And the average Westerner, when you speak to them, especially minorities, are absolutely fucking retarded.
And it literally does not have to be like that.
@australiantalk
And John, did you know that George Bush created automobiles?
john goddard
I think I read that, man.
Yeah, I read a book about it.
I'm pretty sure I saw it on TikTok or something.
unidentified
Yeah.
john goddard
It was nice when he brought about the automobile in 2001.
elijah schaffer
He did from Saddam Hussein was trying to stop auto production in Michigan.
So he bombed them.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was good.
john goddard
Yeah, bro.
I don't know what the, like, this is the gripe that I have with education is it's just, I mean, it seems to be more indoctrination than anything.
And you don't, there's no academic rigor.
Like, people aren't taught how to actually read a bunch of shit for a long time until you feel uncomfortable and your brain hurts.
And then it grows like a muscle at the gym.
You know what I mean?
And then you get people just walking around in the street.
I mean, we have the same issue here, man.
Nobody knows anything about anything.
And then you have a democracy where everyone gets an equal vote.
I was watching this really interesting thing.
Who was it?
It was Tucker Carlson.
He gave this speech in America yesterday or the day before.
I mean, in Canada.
And he was talking about how I never thought of it this way, but how immigration dilutes the vote that you get.
So say if there's a million people in the country, you get one millionth of the say.
I mean, theoretically, towards how the country is run.
If you bring in another one million people, then your vote is diluted and the say that you have over how the country is run is diluted.
And yeah, I mean, if people are less educated and they're sort of making decisions as to how the country is run and they hear one person running for prime minister or president that just says something that sounds good, which is completely fucking bonkers and is never ever going to work and is borderline communism, they go, oh, yeah, that guy will give me like a free, he'll give me $200 off my electricity bill.
I'm going to vote for him.
And it's like, well, you're fucking retarded.
So, and that's how we end up in these situations.
And it just is like a self-fulfilling prophecy where you just decay and decay and decay and decay until you, yeah, until here we are.
elijah schaffer
Ben, I want to hear your thoughts on that.
@australiantalk
Yeah, well, of course, in the United States, for multiple decades, politicians have been imploring their citizens and taxpayers that they need more and more billions of dollars.
And that's to rescue children and that's to save them from being left behind.
So they need more funding for their education.
Those billions of dollars seemingly didn't trickle down to that individual, which is quite sad.
It's quite sad that he mentions Hillary Clinton as his favorite white person, but he's unaware of Hillary Clinton's famous speech where she called him and his cohorts super predators.
I guess maybe he'd like to reassess that view.
To think Donald Trump was put up alongside George Bush, the mastermind of the war on terror and somewhat culpable in what happened with 9-11 or the cover-up of 9-11, annihilating over 1 million Iraqi women and children as a result of collateral damage during Gulf War II, because he wanted to show his daddy that, hey, daddy, I can finish the job this time.
Frankly, astonishing again.
I do notice there's a giant chasm between a person like that and somebody who is a phenomenal African-American.
He's in fact a brain surgeon.
His name is Ben Carlson.
And Ben Carson would look at that person and think, where did we go wrong?
I don't think there's a way to remedy that situation anytime soon.
It's extremely unfortunate.
But if there are people out there like that, what do we do?
Throwing money at it will not help.
There's an ignorance there.
There's an inherent ignorance there.
And yeah, that's very unfortunate.
elijah schaffer
I mean, yeah, and we're going to the rest of the show is going to be on Rumble and Censored and Local.
So if you want to watch the rest of the show, we're going to be looking at what black people are calling abortion facilities now.
They can't call anything by its real name.
So now it's like Australians shorten things.
They're now calling it the fetus deletus.
That's what they're calling.
That's what they're calling abortion.
It's the fetus deletus.
@australiantalk
I thought they were going to be called a genocide center.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
That's what we call Gaza.
unidentified
But I oh, oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
I was like, why do I get invited to dinners anymore?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But no, they're called the fetus deletus, which I think is just like, that's the most like straight up ratchet stuff.
And I want to talk a little bit about the denigration of culture society.
We're going to talk some of the, some funny videos as well and some more conversation about John's writing.
We'll get into another one of his short pieces.
So make sure you follow us over there.
Go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
You can check it out here.
It's on my screen.
Brian, if we can bring this up, so what you're going to do is you're going to go to Rumble.
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And we're down here.
We're the ninth largest live stream on the entire website right now, which is absolutely fantastic.
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And then don't forget, as always, that you can be watching and support directly at censored.tv, promo code offensive.
Anyway, for those of you guys that are watching, I'll give you a chance to go over to Rumble to join the game.
And for those of you that are watching on Rumble, make sure that you like the video if you're uncensored and we will be doing super chats.
Brian, let's get a 30-second countdown, and we'll go ahead and give people half a minute there to get over.
As I mentioned, we're going to be watching a couple more funny videos.
I just want to have some fun and lighten the mood a little bit.
And we're going to be talking about the Fetus Deletus, which is they're now calling this woman, was like, just bumped into my friend at the Fetus Deletus Clinic.
This is real.
And you know, it's funny because, you know, you're killing babies and like that's hilarious.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Can we touch on that for a second?
So they call it a fetus because they wish to dehumanize the innocent.
They're slaughtering innocents, but by referring to it as a fetus and not an actual child, not a baby.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
@australiantalk
They think that gives them some type of cover.
I don't afford them that cover.
I will call it a baby.
I will call it an individual.
I will call it innocent.
And anyone that wants to slaughter innocence deliberately and then celebrate the slaughter of that innocence.
Well, frankly, the government would.
Yeah, the government doesn't want me to say that.
john goddard
Bro, why do you have to dampen the mood like that?
You're just getting the fetus deleted.
We're like, oh, it's a huge problem.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, dude, we're just trying to be black and not value human life.
john goddard
We bought it this guy.
elijah schaffer
Dude, whether it's in the womb or on the streets, it's a drive-by, you know, a drive-by abortion or a drive-by shooting.
This is our culture, my friend.
@australiantalk
Well, we ask people that if we don't afford them the health care, because they want to refer to it as health care, they will climb tree branches and jump out of the trees, or they will have their other friends jump on their stomachs, or they will do something with a coat hanger in a back alleyway somewhere.
So they need health care in a medical facility.
It's disgraceful.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, here's the fetus deletes clinic.
This show, if you're just new to this show, you would know, don't take anything I say seriously.
So when I say things like, we're just celebrating killing some babies, it's funny.
That's like, I don't know being serious.
If you don't get the tone of the show, I just get emails from people that are new to the show every time I do an episode.
It's like, and you know what?
I was going to give you a chance.
My daughter told me to watch you.
And you said it's funny that we're killing babies in the womb.
And you laughed at murdering children and said we should do it more.
You're like, okay, you are not ready for the show.
You're not ready for this.
Here's what it is.
This is the fetus deletus clinic.
unidentified
So you basically have sex.
elijah schaffer
You know, you're chimping out there with the boys and you're getting their banana up to your hoo-ha.
And can we just start?
We're going to break this down in a very autistic way.
Why is it always ugly chicks that are just finding themselves pregnant?
I have a kid.
It took a couple months.
You know what I mean?
Like we had to like, you know, time it.
You know what I mean?
Have a lot of sex on this three-day period.
It worked after the second month, but like I have a lot of friends who are married and want to have children.
And sometimes it could take them up to a year, sometimes even six months.
Like, I don't know.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
And I'm not talking about teenagers.
I know why like 16-year-old girls are getting pregnant.
It's like high peak fertility.
These are like 33-year-old black women.
How are they just getting pregnant all the time?
And these girls have like nine, 10 abortions, child murders.
Can we, John?
Can we ask that simple question?
How are they getting pregnant all the time?
Like they're 30s.
Like, why are black people more fertile?
What is that?
I don't get it.
john goddard
I don't know if it's like black people, if it's just like ugly poor people.
They're just out there like fucking all the time.
Have you seen, did you see idiocracy?
Yeah, bro.
elijah schaffer
I think that's it.
john goddard
Just like if you're dumb and poor, like what else are you going to do?
You're just like having sex and eventually it sticks.
Like if you're smart and rich, like you got other shit to do.
You know, you go on the jet, you go on the yacht, you go out to dinner.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you don't, you don't have strangers, I mean, not artificially, but inseminate you and then not know the dad is and then kill your baby.
Like usually at least know who somebody is or you would have protection or you would do the pullout method, which by the way is mostly useful.
And it's also like, but the idea though that I want to know about this too is, like you said, but why is it as well that I notice people who have abortions, aka kill their children, it's usually multiple times.
So like I, it's not like there's this many abortions.
Is it just as a few people that are more promiscuous and they're raw dogging it?
Is it the black community raw dog it more?
Is that what it is?
Because the men are like, yo, my name's Tui Von or whatever.
Like, I don't want to wear condoms or whatever.
Now I'm sounding like Sebastian Gorka.
@australiantalk
Dr. Sebastian.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
I'm going to roll play his clip probably soon where he tells us all the praise Zelensky and sold pro Zelensky t-shirts.
unidentified
And he calls me, you're such a clown, Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer
You are an imbecile.
unidentified
It's like, my brother, you support foreign wars sincerely.
elijah schaffer
Fuck off.
And that voice is, it's just, I hope it's fake.
I hope it's fake.
I hope it's not a real voice because that's funny if it is.
unidentified
This is my evil villain voice.
elijah schaffer
It's like, go, go sell a war to some other fucking retard.
I don't have time for that shit.
But anyway, on the side note, it's like, I just, yeah, are they raw dogging it?
Are they fucking bitches with the with the sword unsheathed?
What's going on there?
john goddard
I swear they're just like probably told that it's like acceptable to get an abortion.
So yeah, you're just raw dogging it, man.
And it's like, yeah, you're fine.
You just go to the fetus deletus and pump it out.
And it's like, I wonder what that does to your soul eventually, you know what I mean?
When you've murdered like five or six babies, surely you feel that.
Do you reckon you feel it?
Or do you do these people, are they just like so, have they bought into the message that it's not murder, that they're like, it's a fun trip.
You know, you get a new handbag afterwards to like treat yourself.
Like, I don't know, man.
Raw dogging it's definitely better though.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let's be completely honest here.
Let's be a dirt nitty gritty here.
Let's get it down to the dirty dog pen.
We're going to go to you here.
Let's talk about raw dogging it.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let's sorry to the women in the chat to my grandma.
Turn this off now.
But I want to know this.
We're only on Rumble here.
When you're getting your rumble going, the reality is, the reality is, let's start with a real scenario here.
This is a long, okay, and everyone's trad con and stuff.
Of course, I'm not promoting premarital sex.
I'm not promoting promiscuity.
We're talking about a real fact here, being adult for a second.
@australiantalk
Shout out, sovereign bro.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're being a real adult.
So we're just talking about the reality of life.
We're talking about black people.
So obviously we're getting crazy.
unidentified
Okay, girls, we're putting seasoning on our food and shit and killing each other and stuff.
@australiantalk
You're washing your chicken in detergent.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Fucking destroying civilizations that we didn't build.
Anyway, raw dogging it.
Is this like if you're with if you're with a if you're with your partner, assume, let's just go assuming you're married.
Should you be having sex with a condom on?
I don't think so.
@australiantalk
No, that's ridiculous.
Not if I'm attempting to have children, but we cannot omit the facts of the matter here.
And the facts of the matter is that these hoes be getting trains run on them by all the homies.
And all those homies are busting and they're busting nuts inside.
So they've got 16 attempts and that's why they're getting knocked up.
unidentified
The gang, black people like to get gangbanged.
elijah schaffer
That's the truth.
The blacks like the gangbangs.
They're all into it.
I'm telling you, I've seen it before.
It's not proud to say that.
@australiantalk
Hoes returning tricks for free.
elijah schaffer
That's a popular thing.
It's called theblack.com.
And they put white girls out to get gangbanged.
And they had advertisements for it before.
It's a real thing.
There's a common meme.
That's a meme, right?
That's the meme.
It's the white girl and the blacks.
And the blacks are trying to bang the little white girl.
And that's true.
I guess you got 17 shots.
17 shots.
Straybon.
Skittles in your pocket.
unidentified
Shot on the street.
@australiantalk
I think 50 Cent was only shot nine times.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
LeBron James shoots his shot, but it ain't in the hoop.
Is that what it is?
unidentified
Nothing but Net and Yahoo do the pornography the Jewish way.
John, it's I'm going to you here.
elijah schaffer
The Jewish people are the ones who like normalized pornography in Western society.
Shout out to the Jews for bringing porn to society.
@australiantalk
Well, who owns Mind Geek?
Who owns?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Pornhub.
It's a rabbi.
@australiantalk
And they changed their name from that to a different thing because it was able to be attributed to them and they had a control.
elijah schaffer
OnlyFans?
Isn't that so funny?
It's like OnlyFans and Pornhub and all the sites.
It's just like, it's like owned by a rabbi and like owned by a crazy.
Hey, I'm a rabbi.
What church are you?
Oh, I'm a CEO of Pornhub, actually.
And the church alone.
@australiantalk
Yeah, Grinder and Tinder.
elijah schaffer
Grinder was a Jewish guy too, right?
@australiantalk
100%.
No, like, it's no joke.
They're into it.
Some people say it's because they wish to dehumanize their enemy and they're doing it as a...
elijah schaffer
But those are racists, right?
Racists say that.
Evil, meanie, poopy faces, right?
@australiantalk
They might be that, but they also might just be notices.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Well, we can't have any reasonable talk on this show because we're in Australia.
On the joking side, though, I bring that up, though, raw dogging it, you know.
unidentified
Great.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Raw dogging is great.
Okay, but let me bring up another situation then.
So another situation here would be, but we're talking about they don't know the fathers usually.
So the blacks, the blacks are getting banged, gangbanged.
We got that?
Yes.
Are we agreeing on that?
Is that a truth statement?
john goddard
Bro, I'm taking your word for it.
I've never really, I haven't spent too much time in America, but if they're, if they're gangbanged, what are they called?
They gangbang.
Is that it?
That's when lots of.
unidentified
The gun is going to paint.
@australiantalk
So they call it running a train on the host.
john goddard
Yeah, I don't know about any of this.
We don't get into that down here, but that sounds all right.
But this is the issue.
Like, there have been societies or cultures in the past where you would get shamed for that.
And if you got a girl pregnant, you would be forced to marry her and then raise that child and look after it.
I mean, that seems like a more logical solution to the problem than just like having sex with a whole bunch of people.
And then if you get a baby come along, just like kill it and flush it out and keep going.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm.
elijah schaffer
So are you, are you, are you pro-baby killing?
john goddard
Maybe I'm.
elijah schaffer
It's a really, it's a really harsh statement.
You like killing the children?
john goddard
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
The fetus, delitus, you get down there.
It's fun.
No, no, I'm not pro.
I'm actually not pro.
Yeah, I think it's not the right thing to do.
Like, I actually, like, if we're going to be serious.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, let's take seriously.
Yeah, seriously, worldview.
john goddard
Just for a second.
elijah schaffer
Just for a second, please.
john goddard
There are like a lot of really strong arguments for abortion that I understand.
And have, you know, I listen to them and it's, you know, it's, I get them.
And then I think that at the core of the argument, you cannot avoid the fact that you are actually ending a human life.
You're killing someone.
A lot of people try not to accept that.
They say, you know, at a certain point, it's not life, blah, blah, blah.
But if you do nothing, a human's going to climb along.
So you're making a decision to end someone's life.
And if you want to have a conversation with me that is like, so what, under what circumstances is murdering that baby acceptable?
I'm happy to have that conversation.
But I've had some debates with some like people in the past about this online.
And it's like, they won't even accept it.
They're like, it's not murder.
It's healthcare, blah, blah, blah.
But yeah, I don't know.
And then for me personally, if you accept that it is killing a person, I don't think there are any circumstances where it is acceptable to kill another person that has done no wrong.
So a lot of people say, well, if you get raped and you get pregnant, then you should abort the baby.
And it's like, yeah, that's fine, but you're not punishing the person that did the wrong.
The person that raped you should go to jail or whatever the punishment is for it under law.
But ending that baby's life for the wrong that someone else did is not good.
And it sucks.
Like if you're a mom, you have to like carry the baby through.
I understand that that's not good.
But the baby at that stage can't defend itself.
It can't speak up for its rights.
It can't, you know, maybe it'll grow up and it'll actually like being alive and doesn't want to get deleted.
elijah schaffer
And black people seem to be having more fun than anyone.
Like, I don't even know why.
They have the most fun.
Can we just say this?
Like black people, I think Bowen Benjamin, who's by the way, going to be on the show on Monday.
unidentified
Owen Benjamin said, you just destroyed Tim Paul, by the way.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Owen Benjamin was like, I don't want to do a debate, but I want to talk a lot about a bunch of crazy shit.
So Monday works for me.
Okay.
We're talking about Pajites and shit.
I guess I don't think we can put it on YouTube, though.
I think we're going to have to only go on Rumble for sure.
But Monday's Owen Benjamin.
So that's, I've never even done anything with Owen Benjamin before.
So I mean, that's been my first interaction with him on the internet, and I've heard it's pretty fun.
So I'm pretty excited.
@australiantalk
Following up on what John was just saying also.
So in this country, we have people that oppose the death penalty for the most heinous of sinister criminal perpetrators because they say that's immoral, that's unjust.
We can't kill these bad guys because regardless of what they did, regardless of how many lives they ruined, it would be wrong for us to terminate their lives.
Meanwhile, those exact same people say this innocent being, this innocent child who's done nothing wrong, who should deserve and be afforded protection by not only the state, but by its very caregivers alone and by the wider society at large.
That's okay.
We can slaughter that innocence.
But if you even try to suggest that, you know, it's beneficial for the wider society to eliminate these people who commit the most heinous crimes amongst us.
No, you're a bad guy.
That's immoral.
So there's a total disconnect.
It's a topsy-turvy world.
And I just cannot square that circle.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Joe, I don't know who Joe is in the chat that is tuning in and wondering what's going on half the time here.
That's a good question.
Welcome to the show.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
This is called the shit show.
But towards the end of the stream, we end up just, we like to hit, I found a good balance on the show where we like the first hour focused primarily on like news and stuff.
And then for the people that like, you know, so it's everyone can kind of get the balance, what's going on in the country, what's happening, what's going on.
And then for people that want to stick around, I personally don't find it to be interesting to go for another hour or two on the news.
I think it's boring.
An hour max, I've had fucking enough on my own show.
unidentified
I'm done.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I'd rather talk about raw dogging it and stuff.
It's more interesting to me.
I'm this close to like, I was snorting matcha powder recently on air.
@australiantalk
It was sent in by a fan of the show and Elijah just sort of just snorts some lines.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
But Joe was like, what's going on?
It's like, dude, if you, if you're probably offended by someone we're saying, it's probably a joke.
We actually have, I hold really traditional views on most things ideologically, but I'm not a stickler and I don't like walk around trying to make people think I'm better than them and I'm some trad can, you know, and I'm going to, I got to lecture you.
Now, I've been a pretty fucked up person.
I've done a lot of things, but I've learned the hard way.
I've learned the hard way.
So when I speak to you and we share the truth, it's because we know the truth is true.
And even things that I don't do or I can't practice, I'm still not going to tell you.
Like if I was fat, I'm not going to tell you, oh, go be fat.
I'm still going to tell you to eat healthy and do what you're going to do because it's the right thing to do.
We're just human beings.
So, Joe, if you get offended by the show, I have bad news for you.
This is the worst show you could ever watch.
Please don't watch this show if you are offended.
And again, to the people who have their parents watch it and then they email me, stop telling your parents to watch the show without telling them what they're getting involved in.
I remember a woman said she cried one time.
She watched the show and she cried.
As we will get into these gangbang pictures with Taylor Swift, she cried because of something we showed on the show.
Okay.
So again, and again, also, I think my producer was like, is this serious?
Somebody's mom reached out to me too because we made fun of her daughter on the show and it like ruined her life.
I'm sorry.
Don't be a fat and a loser on the internet and you won't make it on the show.
@australiantalk
And the expectation is for the new initiates to the viewing audience that they are meant to put their sensibilities into a lockbox before they click view.
And if they do that, then after they exit watching the program, they can unlock that lockbox and take back possession of their sensibilities.
Aside from that, you will be offended.
But that's okay.
There's nothing wrong with being offended.
We have the right to offend you, but also you have the right to take offense.
You have the right to take offense.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And honestly, except in January 6th, if you took offense, that's 22 years in prison.
Honestly, literally physically taking offense.
I know.
I will say this: the shout out, K-Dubs.
Welcome to the chat.
I want to talk about the side thing with what we're going to with the black people is because there's this other thing too, where this, this crazy video, I literally have talked about, it's always baffled me.
And this is how you know that we're living in a backwards society because like people will, I need to find the video.
Can you look it up and send it to me?
Actually, I'm going to have you do this real fast.
Can you look up Ben the video of Shaney Rich?
It's probably on his profile where he interviewed those college students.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
About Elon Musk?
Okay, go to his, go to Shaney Rich's profile and find it.
It's like he interviewed two college students who thought they work harder than Elon Musk.
It's the best fucking shit ever.
It's on X and it's just like fantastic.
They think they worked harder because they got scholarships and were going to college.
And it was like, he literally says at one point, like, you think you work harder than the guy who makes hundreds of billions of dollars a year and hires 15,000 people?
And the guy looks at him deadpanned and just says, yes.
@australiantalk
What's his handily?
elijah schaffer
Shaney Rich?
It's like S-H-A-N-N-E-Y-Y-R-I-C-H or something.
Shaney Rich?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Shaney Rich.
I want to watch a video.
I was talking about, I don't, I'm not surprised people are stupid.
I'm just surprised how confident people are that are stupid.
Let's watch this video here.
And I want to play this.
unidentified
Sex means different things to different people.
Generally speaking, society tends to define sex in a very narrow way.
Penetration, penis into vagina.
But where does that definition leave queer people or folks who can't or don't have penis and vagina sex and choose to have oral, anal, or another type of sex instead?
Sex is defined by one thing and one thing only.
You.
Maybe that's being fingered for the first time.
Maybe it's having anal sex.
Maybe it's having your first organ.
Maybe it's masturbating for the first time or when you enthusiastically consent to sex.
That's the beauty of your sexual journey.
You're in charge and you can.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Can we ask you why it's always the ugliest women who are like talking about consent and sex?
It's like, look, if I, if I could have sex with over nine creases in your body, you shouldn't be talking about sex.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
john goddard
The only people that are like these made up like bisexual fucking whatever are only the ugly ones, right?
Like I've never seen a hot bicep.
Actually, that's a lie.
I saw a really hot lesbian the other day.
So sorry, I'll tell you.
elijah schaffer
The lesbians are not real.
Lesbians are fake.
You know, they're not real.
They don't.
They literally do not exist.
Okay.
Your uncle fucked you.
So did mine.
No, I'm just kidding.
But it's like, but it's like, that's what it is.
They were molested and also lesbians.
Oh, you find girls hot?
Gross, right?
It's like, I don't know, you know what I'm saying?
I don't think lesbians are real.
john goddard
I don't think they're real.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I'm learning a lot today.
I'm so glad I can.
I think I'm catching your retard.
Is it contagious?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's in the water, dude.
That's why you think what are you drinking right there?
It's the cool ridge.
Cool, retarded.
@australiantalk
And John can also get to his story about.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I will get to that.
What is that?
unidentified
What's the story?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, can you read about these people?
Can you get to that?
unidentified
Can you read it?
I don't know.
john goddard
What is that?
elijah schaffer
Can you get it to me?
I'll put it on the screen.
unidentified
We have.
@australiantalk
I've DM'd it to you.
unidentified
All right.
@australiantalk
Let me go to Chinese video DM to you as well.
And two other quick videos of what took place here in the marches.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
@australiantalk
Based on yesterday.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I might have to leave you to close out the show in a second because I'm going to have, I have a meeting I got to run to in a second at my own show.
I'm not joking.
I'm not.
If we go longer, I might have to have Ben close it out.
I'll be back down.
I literally, it's only because I owe my wife to go get her something for Australia Day, and I couldn't do it yesterday because I had to go to a meeting and I went to the meeting and then couldn't even go to the meeting.
@australiantalk
You couldn't take benchmarks.
elijah schaffer
It was kind of frustrating.
Let me go to this here.
Australia Talk.
Someone asked what's Ben's channel.
He doesn't have a channel.
This is his channel at this point, but let me go.
Where's the wait?
Where is it?
@australiantalk
Where's the story?
I flicked it to you on DM.
elijah schaffer
Is it the one right here?
I joined a cult?
@australiantalk
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, perfect.
@australiantalk
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me go ahead and present this to you guys.
This is an original story by John Goddard.
Just if you like fast fiction and you like these things, it's about the wokeness.
It's about what we're talking about.
And I want to go ahead and let's go ahead and read this.
john goddard
Oh, shit.
unidentified
All right.
john goddard
Oh, I joined a cult and they told me that there was an impending climate catastrophe.
The only way to fix it was to become a gay communist.
So I cut off my dick and voted for Albanese.
But then my power bill doubled.
And I started paying rent to two landlords, the person who owns my house and then some indigenous tribe who say they've owned the land for 60,000 years.
I asked how they kept records for so long without written language, then got fined for hate speech.
Maybe if global warming comes a bit quicker, this winter won't be so unbearable.
And if the sea levels are rising, why does Obama have a beach house?
I'm banned from flying, driving, and eating meat.
But I see pictures of Bill Gates doing all three.
The news says that my life is getting better.
My grocery store has the same political views as the government.
Time goes by and I wish I had some kids, but my universal basic income won't cover the cost of living.
The government gives me three free swimming lessons and I'm told to be grateful, but my tax rate is 102%.
I get told I'm living the privileged life.
I get told that I'm taking up too much space.
I get told not to go outside because the pollution is too high.
I get banned from exercising because it increases my carbon footprint.
Every TV show is the same.
Every song sounds the same.
And they took away all my books.
I sit still and try not to breathe too deeply.
elijah schaffer
And I know these.
This is a group of activists.
You know this group right there?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
john goddard
That's a they're like some sort of climate activist.
When I saw that picture, I was like, Jesus fuck, like what sort of satanic cult is that?
I think it's a climate thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is a climate thing.
It is a climate thing.
I've spoken to them before and they are crazy.
I really like your way with words, the pros there.
I don't know if that's the correct definition of that, but just the way of like, it's a, I would summarize that is, you know, don't, don't think with your eyes, right?
Just think with what we're telling you.
Like, let me, let me put, let me put our thoughts into your head.
And I want to get your opinion on this.
Did you notice the UK, when they told their populace they're going to go to war, what they told them all that they need to prepare for is to get a radio.
Like the government is so concerned with control of information that they didn't tell you to get water.
They didn't tell you to learn skills on how to can food or like build a bomb shelter.
They said to fucking get a radio.
Oh, I needed it.
unidentified
It's like, oh, they didn't fucking shoot us in the fucking schools.
elijah schaffer
You fucking ugly ass British bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Anyway, I have a lot of animosity towards the British people, but on the flip side, it's like, that's the idea of like the control where it's like, even in war, when your life's in danger, they're most concerned that you have a way to get government direction.
It's insane, right?
john goddard
It's insane, man.
And this is, I'm writing a book and this is like one of the key things.
I guess the key themes in it.
I don't know.
It's like they, you see all this shit going on outside, but they want you to ignore your eyes and listen to what's happening on the TV.
I mean, we got told for months that this is the hottest summer on record.
This is the hottest, driest summer ever.
elijah schaffer
200,000 years I saw on Sky News said 200,000, the hottest summer in 200,000 years in Australia.
john goddard
Bro, today my wife is in Adelaide.
She's in a jumper.
It's raining.
She's cold.
And like, there was like one good beach day in Adelaide.
And I was like, this is not, this is like, how am I meant to believe it?
Then you get people like Jim Chalmers coming.
This is the one I like a lot, actually.
So Jim Chalmers is our, what is he?
The treasurer, I think.
And he comes up and he says, inflation is 4%.
We're fighting inflation.
It's come back and it's only 4%.
I look at fucking everything I buy.
It's at least 50% higher than it was two years ago.
And people are, you know, like what you pay to the council for owning properties, the groceries, everything's gone up.
And they're like, oh yeah, the economy is going really well.
It's 4% inflation.
It's like, no, it's fucking not.
If you discount everything, then maybe it's 4%.
But it's weird.
And like, I wonder how many times the news needs to say a lie before it becomes what people believe.
That's something I'm really interested in.
I don't know if you've thought about that, but they just say the same thing over and over again.
And eventually it's like the masses sort of start to believe it at a certain point, no matter how ridiculous it is.
It does not matter.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And I want to talk about this video and what you were saying about that with people believing a lie.
But first, I just want to give a huge shout out to one of our sponsors for today, our last sponsor for today, which of course would be the purgestore.com.
I don't know why it keeps bringing up these email thread here, but yeah, I guess there's nothing I'm going to really be doing to exit out of this.
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I want to watch that video we were talking about, like about wokeness, which I think is important, which is Shaney Rich, who interviewed these people about Elon Musk.
By the way, in the future, you can use that.
I don't mostly need a telepronal.
That computer works perfectly fine if you want to shift stuff.
I can also usually bring up, as long as you're on the Wi-Fi, I can bring up your computer on here too, which is really easy.
Just in the future, so you know.
Lois, go ahead and let's watch this.
This is incredible.
This is incredible.
College students being asked, again, the creator is Shaney Rich.
I just want to make sure we look at his page here.
Right there.
Shaney Rich, which is at S-H-A-N-E-Y-Y-R-I-C-C-H.
College students genuinely think they work harder than Elon Musk.
Here's what they had to say.
It is amazing.
unidentified
You don't think Elon Musk works hard?
elijah schaffer
No, he's literally a Nepo baby.
He's like the definition of a Nepo baby.
unidentified
You actually really don't think Elon Musk works hard running Tesla, having Neuralink, having SpaceX, running Twitter.
Now he has Starlink internet.
He spends all his time on Twitter and just tweeting people.
So, I mean, I really don't.
Do you think you work harder than Elon Musk?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
One thing I will say is probably like 90% of the population works harder than Elon Musk.
What do you do on a day-to-day basis?
What do I do on a day-to-day basis?
Yeah.
I go to class, try to keep my grades up so that I don't have to lose my scholarship so that I can continue to go to school.
You're convinced 100% that you work harder than Elon Musk.
elijah schaffer
I mean, obviously, I don't know his personal life.
unidentified
He's like tweeting all the time to a bunch of crap that doesn't matter.
And when he's got the billions of dollars to actually make a difference in this world.
He's made a pretty good day.
He's brought free speech back to the internet.
That's a pretty big difference, in my opinion.
No, he hasn't.
How?
If anything, there's more people blocked on Twitter for sharing their opinions just because they differ from Elon's.
Or forever.
That's not true.
Can you name a few people that are blocked on Twitter?
elijah schaffer
Obviously, I can't.
unidentified
I don't follow what if you say it, it's like I would think you would know.
I've seen exactly, but I don't like it.
I mean, that's an example of how he made free speech better.
elijah schaffer
Give me an exact example.
unidentified
100%.
There hasn't really been a lot of prominent accounts banned.
Look back to last year, 2023.
My creators banned on Instagram, on YouTube, Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate, Sneeko, Steve Will Do It.
I was banned.
They're literally all red-pilled crazy people.
But is that not free speech?
Propaganda and fake information.
But what's the propaganda and fake information?
False information is a threat to democracy and a threat to just progress forward, honestly.
Just to say, like, for example, you know, first off, they're literally f ⁇ ers.
No, they're not.
They were never convicted of that.
That's outrageous.
That's fake news.
That's propaganda.
elijah schaffer
He didn't literally go to prison and like beat the case.
unidentified
He beat the case.
And they honestly threw him in prison with no evidence.
He was literally in a holding cell for almost a year and is still stuck on house arrest in Romania.
No evidence and zero convictions.
No, I don't have any evidence.
Maybe you guys do.
Well, just based on, you know, everything I've seen, it appears that he is a s ⁇ .
But what have you seen, though?
Bro, I don't, I don't have my, I can't pull out my PDFs right now.
elijah schaffer
So you just got some fat guys, you know, saying they work harder than Elon Musk.
It's pretty ridiculous because they go to school.
But that's what I put up.
People just believe it because that's what they're like, some show, and it's like, Amy Schumer's, you know, 36 layer of her labias now speaking and speaking from the bottom.
unidentified
It's like, wow, there's a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
Elon Musk.
You know what I mean?
That's crazy.
Some people have split personalities.
She has split labia disorder.
It's disgusting.
It's like a Arby's roast beef sandwich and sitting out in the sun all day.
Shit's whack.
And the thing is, is that Amy Schumer comes out, right?
And she like says this, and then everyone just parrots it and believes it.
And it's like, you know, does Elon Musk probably use a lot of drugs?
Probably.
Is he, you know, a happy person?
Probably not.
Is he a hard worker?
Yeah, 100%.
Probably harder working than anyone that is out there pretty much.
And it's like, well, I work harder at school.
No, you don't, bitch.
You know what?
You haven't worked.
You haven't worked out in a very long time.
When's the last time you've seen your dick?
That shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, these people are disgusting.
They're reprehensible.
And to be honest, if they stopped living today, that's the hard part about these people.
They don't realize how insignificant they are.
If they died today, nobody would care.
In fact, the world might be a better place.
john goddard
John, bro, it worries me when I see stuff like that because they're so delusional.
But do you reckon we're that delusional about stuff?
Like, am I that delusional about something?
unidentified
No.
john goddard
No, yeah, definitely not.
Actually, you're right.
You're right.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think about white culture.
If white people knew how cool we were and how amazing we were, we would just kick everybody out.
We'd be like, why the fuck do we deal with any of this?
I think so.
john goddard
Anyway, there's an weird thing where it's like, yeah, white culture is embarrassing.
But I think it's really cool, man.
There's this like, yeah, you see the opera and stuff.
Anyway, that's off topic.
But there's even people out there that will say that Elon Musk is a bad businessman.
They'll say he's a bad businessman.
He just got like some tax breaks and he got lucky.
His dad gave him some shit or whatever.
But like anyone that thinks that has never had money in their life, they've never had any business or anything, because even people that get given a massive fortune can lose it very quickly.
It's difficult just to maintain money.
You know what I mean?
You have to invest it right.
You have to look after it.
You have to stay on top of it.
Like people who are poor and have never had anything in their lives just think you get given money and then it's there and you're rich and you exist as like a rich person.
But that's not the case.
There's like been studies of families that inherit large wealth and most of it's gone by like two or three generations because you know you get it and it's hard.
It's like very, very difficult to manage money.
And it's hard to work 18 hours a day and change the space industry and the car industry and the tunnel industry and like whatever the tunnels.
elijah schaffer
You know, the Jews were doing a good job.
You saw the synagogue?
unidentified
Do you see that?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Did you see the tunnels?
john goddard
I saw the tunnels.
elijah schaffer
What do you think about that?
Because I'm not just like a third Jew reference state and I don't have no problem with the Jews.
They have a problem with me.
I don't have a problem with them.
But I, but I think that was crazy, right?
Like that was a pretty insane story.
They were crawling out of the sewers.
john goddard
I mean, that was an interesting picture with the like the people crawling out of the sewers.
Like, right, it's weird in like New York.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
john goddard
But like at my house in Adelaide, I want tunnels.
You know what I mean?
So I get that.
Like, I get the desire for tunnels.
You want to be able to go down.
You want to be safe when the apocalypse comes.
You know what I mean?
So I kind of get it.
But the tunnels were weird.
And I don't think anyone told us what the tunnels were for.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they just swept it under the rug.
And then the next week, there was like, did you notice there was a bunch of like right-wing influencers that were like touring Gaza and were, you know, just there.
Like, I mean, that's pretty crazy, right?
They're just touring Israel.
And it's like, hey, don't look at the tunnels.
Check out what the Palestinians did.
You know, with their Apache helicopters, they blew up all the cars.
Like, I think that was actually the IDF.
Ooh, don't ask those questions.
Let's move the camera.
Like, there's a lot of that shit going on in our culture where it's just like, just move on.
And you're like, I never got the answers.
I'm never letting this go.
Call me an anti-Semite if you want.
I'll take the compliment.
But I don't want to be labeled in a way for just asking a question.
Like, tell me why there was Jewish tunnels.
Also, I was talking to an individual who was telling me the official story came out that they actually hired illegal immigrants to dig them.
And apparently, there's this thing about Jewish people being adverse to hard work and that they like to, they like to make other people do their dirty physical labor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I guess we're finding on the show today, when will Jewish people do physical labor?
When will black women, when will we find out why fat black women are so confident?
And is raw dogging the way?
These are the important questions in life.
But I do bring up the fact that look, those are questions I just wanted to know.
Like, wait, so this was an operation that involved illegal immigrants were involved in digging secret Jewish tunnels that led to storm drain exits.
This is kind of cool.
At least it sounds like fast fiction.
It sounds like a like a joke.
unidentified
And then they go, oh, if you ask questions about that, it's because you just hate Jewish people.
elijah schaffer
You're like, I just think we should all get an explanation.
If anyone's crawling out of drains, if anyone's welded, like cut open rain gutters and created tunnel systems and are crawling out of gutters, we deserve a little bit of an explanation.
@australiantalk
Let it go, Elijah.
Why do you wish to get to the bottom of the tunnels, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
I just want to know.
I want to know that one.
john goddard
Well, this kind of ties into what we were talking about before with like the news cycle, right?
I think people realize that if they get caught out doing something that's weird, I mean, the tunnels are weird, but there's a whole bunch of shit that goes on that's much worse than that.
And they just know that if they can kind of avoid the question for like a month or two, everyone forgets because there's all this like other stuff that pops up.
I mean, we still don't even know like what happened with COVID.
We don't know.
unidentified
I mean, we don't know what COVID is.
elijah schaffer
We don't know multiple diseases.
If it was one, we have no idea.
john goddard
It came like somebody fucked.
I don't know how it happened, but it got out of a lab, probably.
And everyone's just like, doesn't want to find out about that.
I find that very fucking strange because I was locked inside for a long time because of it.
So were a lot of people like, you're locked up.
You fucking people were losing their houses and their jobs.
Like we were in Melbourne, man.
Melbourne was the that was bad.
@australiantalk
That was bad.
Capital of Australia.
Hey, John, I'm not sure what's so confusing to you.
Don't you understand that a snake just had sex with a bat?
Oh, that's that's what brought about COVID.
Didn't a snake have sex with a bat?
Or did a bat have sex with a snake?
elijah schaffer
Stop talking about my old colleagues like that.
I want to be kind to them.
I think the interesting, I think I realized right now we can't show the AI gangbang pictures of Taylor Swift.
No, someone just queued me in because she's filing lawsuits for anyone who shows them.
So we won't, they were censored, but apparently we can't show them.
@australiantalk
She was like Taylor Swift into X this morning.
Just to search it up.
So when I typed it in, literally it came up nothing to see here.
elijah schaffer
Oh, maybe I did it yesterday.
@australiantalk
Try again or something.
And I was like, what the hell?
I've just literally searched Taylor Swift and it's telling me there was nothing.
So it was real looking and turned it off and then it came back again.
elijah schaffer
She was getting her.
@australiantalk
I saw a great one with her and she was in a bikini and she was strutting down the beach with Joe Biden, who was wearing a speedo.
And that was a pretty sexy one, as a matter of fact.
She was doing it for America.
elijah schaffer
You know, yeah, all I was going to say is on that note is that somebody was like, Elijah's the worst show host ever.
He'd like randomly changes subjects, cuts people off, and like there's no cohesion to the show.
Literally, you just defined my strategy for this whole show.
It has no cohesion.
It cuts people off and just moves on and has no correlation.
And the reason why is you have not had to talk into a microphone every day for almost six years.
I do to those watching.
And you just have to just let your brain go because you will run out of things to say.
And I refuse to let someone be my voice.
So a lot of people don't run out of things to say.
So they have people write for them.
I will write for, if it's like a foreign political show I'm starting with this other network, I'll let someone help write for me.
I'll let someone help find me the material, but you're not, you can't write, you can't write my voice.
So I have to keep it going.
And John's doing a great job of realizing, what the fuck did I sign up for?
@australiantalk
What is this?
Should Taylor Swift just shake it off?
Or has she got too much bad blood?
elijah schaffer
She should.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, dude, honestly, the problem is her AI ass was nice.
It was, she looked hot.
@australiantalk
Did they give her junk in the trunk?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like the problem with it was, was that she was like blood.
It was like, she was like painted in red blood or something and red body paint.
And I'm look, dude, oh, crucify me.
I'm on Twitter.
I've seen way worse stuff.
I watched a guy get beheaded yesterday.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
No, I did.
And I, you know, it's like, I, I like, it's like Instagram reels.
Can I just go on Instagram without watching like a family of four get crushed by a truck?
It's really fucked up the way the internet is and I don't like it, but I do see it.
I wasn't searching it up.
I just, it showed up.
And apparently the guy, that's all we'll kind of talk on here is that AI created pornography of Taylor Swift.
It wasn't like porn, porn, porn.
It was like, I don't know how to describe it.
But essentially, she's getting like porn laws rewritten.
So what I've realized is, is that really the way that we can change our culture is by getting the celebrities under our control because they actually have the ability to change legislation.
Rest in peace, Kanye.
But I like I've never heard of, I've never heard of stricter laws coming about about pornography so quickly or like legislation and lawsuits and like websites complying with anti-pornography rules than this Taylor Swift.
@australiantalk
And it does demonstrate that they're willing to act immediately if they think that they're going to please somebody who they admire.
So if Taylor Swift says, we've got to put an end to this, you have to address it.
Well, they'll work quick, smart.
They'll be extremely efficient.
They'll get the job done.
Ordinarily, if an individual would suggest to their government that perhaps they should change something, they should do something for the betterment of everybody, they're very reluctant to do so in a timely fashion.
And that's not good.
That demonstrates to us that some people have extra privileges.
Does Taylor Swift have white privilege?
elijah schaffer
Pink.
It was pink.
unidentified
Bro.
You just let that.
john goddard
I reckon it's fine.
unidentified
It's just like, what?
elijah schaffer
So the show's about over.
So it's my brain only cooks for so long that I'm done.
john goddard
But like, no.
@australiantalk
The views and opinions expressed on this program do not necessarily reflect the guests.
elijah schaffer
Dude, we need to get more like professional.
We need to have fun and like put that shit at the beginning.
Like the views in this video do not reflect anything that was illegal or said it was AI generated.
@australiantalk
John is only responsible for what John says.
elijah schaffer
Ah, people love it.
Honestly, our viewership is going way up recently.
Like we've had a rebuild from the ground up this live show and it is like up there.
Like we're like, now we're like number seven or six on the website, but we're always in the top 10 live streams on the website, on the website, not just in our category.
So I think we're doing great.
I think we're doing fine.
And I think people, I think that's, you can always see it's, it's working out pretty well.
john goddard
Yeah, well, you got some like new year energy, which I really respect.
I've seen it.
You go out there.
You say like I'm invigorated or whatever.
I'm like, yeah, fuck you.
I want to be invigorated as well.
You even braved the Fortitude Valley last week.
@australiantalk
How is that?
john goddard
Have you like, have you spent much time up at the Valley or what is it?
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'll be honest.
So I had, this is very descriptive.
And this is my closing thought.
And then I'll let you guys have closing thoughts.
Closing thoughts.
So I had developed a pimple underneath my stomach, like between my pubes in my stomach.
I know it's very gross.
And it was after Fortitude Valley.
And I started freaking out, wondering if I'd gotten a bacterial infection or something, but it would end up just being a pimple.
But that's, I was paranoid because it was dirty and it was gross.
You know what I mean?
And I just don't know.
What did I get up to in Fortitude Valley?
Where did I put my Ford?
Did I put it in any tooths?
No, I didn't.
But I will say, it was a very dirty place.
And joking aside, it is pretty crazy.
But honestly, if you're gay or you're just looking to like get an STD or something, it's a great place to go, probably.
So probably lots of anal sex available, probably lots of chlamydia.
I'm assuming, right?
There's lots of that.
I'm assuming.
And, you know, if you're in that mode, and I bet you they probably have a lot of cocaine.
But as I've heard, only by rumor, the cocaine in this country isn't great.
So I will say if you're looking to break some laws and break some backs, maybe get your back broken too.
If you're into that kind of shit, that's the place to go.
But I wouldn't go there.
And by the way, it says below, you can get the shirt at slightlyoffensive.com slash shop.
That was my closing thoughts.
Ben, we'll give you closing thoughts and plug where people can find you and follow you.
John, plug where people can find and follow you.
And we'll close out the show.
@australiantalk
Yeah, well, thank you very much, Elijah.
Great to be here once again.
And thank you so much, John, for coming and joining What is the Madhouse?
But it's a bit of a circus.
We hope you enjoyed it, mate.
I would like to encourage everyone to certainly look John's Twitter up.
Look him up on X.
He does some marvelous things.
John, I would like to encourage you to continue doing what you're doing because you're making people think and that's extremely important.
If anyone wishes to touch base with me, by all means, they can send me a message via X at Australian Talk.
I'm just like you.
I'm like everybody.
We're just wondering if this is the best way forward.
Ultimately, we've got to get there in the end.
We're living it.
We're seeing it.
God bless everybody.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, God bless everybody.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
And to my guest, John Goddard.
How do you say your name in Aussie?
@australiantalk
Goddard.
john goddard
Goddard is Australian, but I like the way you do it, man.
There was, do you know Jimmy Neutron?
Did you ever watch that show?
elijah schaffer
Jimmy Neutron.
john goddard
His name was Hey Goddard.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's John Goddard.
That's John Goddard.
That would be how you say it.
It's a good name that's like, hey, welcome to stage, John Goddard.
@australiantalk
And I'll give a quick shout out as well.
So let's give you a quick shout out to K-Dub.
I know you've hit me up so many times.
We see you there in the chat.
Thanks for being a part of the show.
G'day, Cheetah Man, and everyone else that's there.
unidentified
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Last thoughts, and then we'll read the super chats.
john goddard
Yeah, great.
No, thanks for having me, guys.
It was wholesome.
I'm glad we could tear it up for all those other videos.
I mean, it was wholesome.
I caught, like, I caught retardation of you guys.
unidentified
Dude, welcome.
Welcome.
elijah schaffer
Next time, see, if you ever come on again, which hopefully you will, you'll now like be more prepared.
You're like, oh, wait, I can just be retarded for two hours.
unidentified
Yes.
john goddard
Well, maybe it's like cancer.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
john goddard
Now I've got like stage one retardation.
By the time I get back, it'll be like terminal retardation, which is very fucking deeper down the rabbit hole.
Yeah, I'm fine.
No, I'm all for it, man.
If anyone wants to find me, go to Twitter at N-O-N-E-S-T-L-E-X is my handle.
It's kind of a shit handle, but I really like it because that's a whole different story.
We can get into another time.
I have a website and a sub stack as well.
You can find that on my Twitter.
unidentified
Amazing.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
Let's go ahead and read a couple of these super chats here.
You can get these at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
You can join the community.
You can join the live stream.
We have a live stream going in.
You guys can join.
We have Icona Perniter said, how can we find Ben's channel?
I search Australia Talk and get a bunch of gay mainstream Australia news channels.
That's true.
Alex Lindquist said, I wish my state of Arizona would step up to the fucking plate.
Yeah, Arizona says it's a big letdown.
You know, it was one of the first states to reopen from COVID.
And it's just been disappointment since.
Reminds me of my freshman year relationships.
Debstep says Australia was never meant to be a jewel of nations.
Ben the noticer.
She caught you that.
unidentified
Aha.
elijah schaffer
I guess Asians are smart.
I can't, I have whatever the turd guy said.
Have him read it again, but with Benny Hill music playing in the background.
I know we should have played some music while he was reading it.
That would have been smart.
I don't know if I, that would have been really nice.
@australiantalk
I reckon the X-Files theme would go well.
elijah schaffer
My mom-in-law is coming and she's going to be doing some reading here for her book.
And not on the show, but she's going to be like doing the audio book in here.
So I got to make like a, this place is too echoey.
We got to make a thing for it.
Anyway, Debstub said, we need to change the mentality of Australians who seem to think that their inalienable rights come from the government instead of God.
That is because they do, because all British colonies have charters from the government, not from God.
That's the problem, is that we believe that only God can take our rights.
And that does give you boldness.
Your worldview dictates your entire attitude and mood.
Like I'm telling you guys, I am so invigorated for 2024.
I have newfound energy.
You know how much hours?
I got four, less than four hours of sleep last night.
My son's sick and he was crying through the night and it was really tough.
I think I got to bed at like, yeah, I got to bed really, really, really late.
And then I was up in the middle.
It was, it was bad.
@australiantalk
They sent me a message at like 3.30.
elijah schaffer
It was like 5.15 a.m. when I was getting like, yeah, it was like 5.15 a.m. when I was trying to shut my eyes.
So this wasn't good.
I have no sleep.
I'm on Red Bulls.
You know what I mean?
I was on Red Bulls.
Red Bulls didn't give you rings.
I was drinking cow sperm to wake up.
Like life is insane, but I'm invigorated.
Remember, it's fucking go time is the phrase of 2024.
Let's fucking go.
It's 2023.
And we have to keep changing it.
And we have to keep changing it until we get to a point because everyone starts saying, let's fucking go.
And then now he's fucking go time.
IFGT.
@australiantalk
And Marcus Stone was down with that as well.
And it is also the year of E, so we can't discount that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he goes, he messaged me.
He's like, he felt snubbed.
He's like, I really wanted to do, I thought we were doing this for Gateway, not your show.
I'm like, what's the problem?
I'm a Gateway journalist.
What's the problem?
Like, nothing.
I just thought we'd do it for Gateway.
And then he did it for an interview for Gateway.
And this show did better than his Gateway interview.
We love you, Roger.
@australiantalk
I got hit up by so many people on X saying they loved that he appeared.
That was the first exposure to Mr. Stone for them as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this audience plotted to know Roger.
@australiantalk
I've been tuning in him.
And now they're actually, I told them, tune into the Stone Zone and check him out all of the time.
He also appears on TNT radio and various other outlets, but Roger Stone's the man.
He's an OG.
elijah schaffer
He's an OG.
And lastly, Alex Lindquist said, I don't get to see black people much in my daily life, so I rely on Elijah's show them chimping out.
That's so bad.
I don't know if there's any as well on censored, but don't forget to support us on censored.tv.
You can get this show and so much more.
Plus our special on Thursdays, which I did do a bunch of it on set.
I basically, if you want to watch what I do on censored, you can watch last night's live stream on Rumble.
I did put up a good portion of it, but that's usually only on Rumble.
So if you can't get enough of this show, that means you probably have a mental problem.
And that's perfect.
Get a censored membership and watch the show on Thursdays.
It's really incredible.
You can watch it and you can get extra content.
I'm also re-uploading my street videos and things.
If you've been missing those, those are all going to be up there and they're all going up currently.
Anyway, shout out to my guests.
I have to cut it short here.
@australiantalk
We had a super chat just come on Rumble as well.
NB for Jenny's 404.
Elijah, you should persuade Ben to come to the USA so you all can speak freely.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I agree.
The US is a much better place.
@australiantalk
I just want to come so I can wear a desert eagle on each year.
elijah schaffer
All right, but we need to do this.
We need to this.
We need to start supporting our people.
I want to put our money where our mouth is.
And remember the other time I meant to send $30 to Drew to Drew's live stream.
And I actually sent $300 on air.
And I was like, like right on air.
And then like, he texted me on Sunday.
He's like, hey, man, I know you said, I heard someone told me you said on air that you meant to send $30, you spent $300.
I'll send it back to you.
I said, I can afford it.
It's not that.
It's just like, I was, it's an expensive joke.
Not a joke.
unidentified
This is an expensive.
elijah schaffer
Like, aha.
Hey, what's up, Drew?
Here's $300.
@australiantalk
You were just trying to encourage his audience to up their game.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
And I was like, wow, that was a big super chat.
Anyway, so go to my screen here.
Let's go ahead and let's make sure that you, and I'll wish it the same ad twice.
@australiantalk
What is this?
elijah schaffer
One simple hearing hack.
Everybody should go over.
I'm going to put the link in the chat here.
We're signing out, but I want to make sure that we are supporting our friends.
So make sure that you go over right now.
Let's make sure if you want to keep watching shows, go over to Drew's.
I put the link in the chat.
I don't know if anyone would do this for our show, but I like to send our SOBs to somebody else's show because then we can help support other shows.
So if we can get a few hundred, the other day, it's 500 of you went over and it boosted him like double his audience.
So let's go.
@australiantalk
Let's let him know in the chat.
You've only arrived.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, say Elijah told us.
Yeah, Sam here from Slightly Offensive.
I'm here from Slightly Offensive.
I'm here from Slightly Offensive.
We like to see that.
We like to see the energy shift.
So go over there.
Anyway, to the rest of you guys, shout out to Brian, to the crew, to Mike, the producer, and everybody else.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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