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elijah schaffer
Well, as Trump indictments are being handed out as we speak, it's all a distraction from the real story that's breaking around the world.
If you guys don't know about this, fires are being lit.
Here's what's been going on in Maui as we jump into the story today.
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Survivors of the Maui fire say that they received no warning and that the flames appeared so quickly that escape was difficult.
Everything was suddenly in flames, and many found refuge in the ocean for hours while their homes burned to the ground and into the same powdery ash footprint we've seen in recent years.
So far, it is estimated that nearly a thousand people have died.
Locals are worried this includes hundreds of children who were home due to school being canceled that day.
Several people are reporting that the government is not only doing little to help, but they are blocking local efforts to do so and are not allowing local donations through, and that they are blocking life-saving medicine because it isn't federally approved.
Denying people access to bring in supplies, just supplies for people to live.
The government withholding every single one of our donations because we are not a part of FEMA and Red Cross.
So none of this is eligible for giving out.
Tell me why.
I have no freaking clue.
The people of Maui are on their own for now.
And aside from the federal government's bureaucratic failure, they have good reason to be suspicious.
Just like what we saw five years ago in Paradise, California, there was nothing normal about these fires.
Within a day of burning, it was like a bomb went off.
When you see the full extent of the destruction of the liner, it will shock you.
It does appear like a bomb and fire went off.
elijah schaffer
And like a bomb and fire went off, we're talking everything about the Maui fire and updates on the indictments as they come.
My name is Elijah Schaefer and I'm your top 17 host.
This is another episode of Knightly Offensive.
Let's get down.
Oh, what a great and epic time we are having today.
Like I said, my name is Elijah Schaefer, and we've got a great show for you with all the craziness.
His camera shut off and it turned back on, and now he's like dark blue, but it's okay.
I'm joined in the studio by Ben from Australia Talk.
Welcome back.
@australiantalk
Hey, good day, everybody.
Hello, America.
Great to be here on Nightly Offensive because I don't have to be just slightly offensive.
elijah schaffer
No, we're keeping it real.
I know you and I were heading down to Sydney this weekend.
Going to go to CPAC, Australia.
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
elijah schaffer
You may see us on stage there if we don't get canceled before then, but it's okay.
We're really excited to be a part of that.
Excited to go.
Ben set that up.
But Ben, you know, as you know, the show is completely brought to us by locals, right?
Locals is the community.
We love locals.
You guys are fantastic.
You guys are great.
You guys continue to make this community awesome.
It's free to join.
It doesn't cost you anything.
And the most important part about it is that you get the uncensored live chat.
You get to share memes.
It's a great community.
And I absolutely can't wait to see you there.
We're talking about the story of the Maui fires and the cover-up at the same time.
At the same time that they're handing out Trump's indictments.
Let's start before we even jump into the top story here.
Let's just cover the indictment for a second.
Do you think Trump is going to get arrested?
Do you think they're going to try to put him in jail?
@australiantalk
I want him to put him in prison, and then I want to see MAGA come and bust him out like he's El Chepo with his Sicarios.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, just like fucking kick the door in and be like, Trump, motherfucker, where are you?
And then just like, obviously we're talking about like potato guns, right?
Shooting potato bullets at them.
Dude, it's true, man.
If this doesn't make Americans upset, I don't really...
Like, I think they're going to try to prosecute him, and they would execute him if they had the chance.
@australiantalk
Well, why does Jack Smith look so much like Adam 22's older brother?
Seriously, they do like pull up a side by side of those two dudes.
Like something's off with that.
But also, it can't go down because that means the Secret Service literally have to go and be incarcerated themselves.
And does that mean they get to eat better than the rest of the inmates?
And I don't think the homies or the Mexican cartel will appreciate that.
I think some dudes are going to have their dinner stolen.
It can't go down one way or the other.
You're going to have a patriot from the Bible Belt fly in on his Vietnam era helicopter into the yard and he's going to spirit Trump away, man.
It's going to be awesome.
But no, they can't arrest him.
They throw him in prison.
Forget about it.
That prison is going to be the riot unlike anything that's ever been seen before.
elijah schaffer
I hope so.
I really do.
We are going to be getting live updates as we go into this.
But guys, our top story today is the Maui fires.
Like I said, we will be getting live updates later on what's happening with Trump.
There is a cover-up.
It looks like the government is abandoning Hawaii, but why?
We have so many more details coming up.
As once again, it seems like a suspicious act of human intervention might have destroyed the city for a specific reason.
Let's get into the fires of Hawaii.
All right.
I love, it took about several days, right?
The story's coming from the Gateway pundit, specifically covering what happened with Biden.
It took a while, but right here, we ended up America last.
Biden regime sends another $200 million in aid to Ukraine while no comments on Maui, Hawaii.
I know this is like absolutely fantastic.
But on Monday, the Biden regime announced another $200 million in military aid to Ukraine.
However, Americans are questioning the decision, especially as domestic issues such as the recent wildfires and urgent needs of areas like Maui, Hawaii appear to have been left without any comment or direct action from Joe Biden.
Vacationing Joe Biden refused to refuse entreaties three times on Sunday by reporters asking him to speak to the American people about the devastating fire on Maui that has killed upwards of 100 people and left 1,000 unaccounted for, which you know is their intentional way of just leaving out people that actually died so that it doesn't sound so bad so they don't have to send aid.
He did make a comment on Twitter today, which we'll get into in a second, but already, like, dude, the fact that they just announced another $200 million, $200 million to Ukraine when there's $5.6 billion in damage that happened on the island.
If you haven't seen the footage, it's absolutely devastating.
It doesn't, we don't know if it was even natural.
We're going to look at some videos of people that watched the fire start and what they had to say.
We'll debunk a couple conspiracy theories as well.
@australiantalk
Direct energy weapons.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I don't think that's direct enough.
@australiantalk
Direct energy weapons.
elijah schaffer
I don't think that's what it was.
I don't think it was dues.
What do you think?
Let's just start here.
Let's start with this question then.
Were these fires from what you've seen, were these a natural?
Was it just so happen on the day where the power went out, where there was increasing chemtrails changing the chemical composition of the atmosphere that literally created a perfect climate that would cause fires to burn faster, hot, and hotter?
Was it the fact that there was no communication, all the cell towers were down?
Was it the fact that there was nobody even able to respond to any emergency that it just so happened that the most unexplainable fire broke out on the capital of the kingdom of Hawaii that is surrounded by billionaires like Oprah and has been wanting to be owned by the U.S. government and by billionaires for a long time, by the way.
Both fuck you to the Hawaiians.
Is that, let's just start there.
Did that happen naturally?
@australiantalk
Well, I know Oprah has definitely got a strong interest in purchasing real estate from there.
She's already acquired several parcels of land and she was intent on acquiring more and more land.
Now that everything's destroyed, she doesn't have to worry about permits.
She can start from the ground up again and you can buy it at cents at the dollar.
So would it serve a purpose?
Of course.
Was Oprah behind it?
Well, that's up to Gail to decide.
She's a lesbian lover after all, and she makes all the decisions, what happens with the bankroll.
But ultimately, man, what you have is you have an absolute disastrous area in Hawaii, which is meant to be a part of the United States, and your president not responding effectively or giving enough importance to the disaster zone that it is.
And to see buildings crumble as they have crumbled, ordinarily you wouldn't think, yeah, wildfire will do that.
It'll literally turn brick to dust.
And then on top of that, you have multiple cars that are absolutely destroyed.
The alloy, the alloy, I should say, has been melted.
It's literally become liquid metal man from Terminator 2.
And sitting next to those cars, which are just totally destroyed, are cars that are not destroyed.
Yet the same fire passed over them.
So questions must be asked.
It's bloody sad, man.
Like, to tell you the truth, it is certainly sad.
And it just looks like an area that is prime for being rebuilt.
And the original inhabitants and landowners that used to live there, I best believe they won't be able to afford the waterfront property reconstruction of the area.
And is that nefarious?
Well, potentially so.
Who stands to gain?
Cui bono.
So who stands to gain from this?
Someone's going to profit of it.
elijah schaffer
Well, and we're going to find that out in a suspicious way because the crazy thing about this, like I mentioned, is that not only was this the capital, it's a historic city, right?
So there's a few angles here.
Number one, why is it that fires are always destroying the most historic cities, right?
Like we don't have these catastrophic fires in newer cities, and they go, oh, because of building codes and stuff.
You go, well, I mean, I don't know about that because there's plenty of newer structures that still don't have flame retardants.
They're still made of wood.
And it's not like these are just like, oh, some house caught on fire.
It's like always an unexplainable, complete town annihilation, right?
From San Francisco, Chicago, right?
This sort of like resetting of society.
There's sort of a theory out there that they like to wipe out the old, like the old to in with the new so that they can kind of take away our history and then bring in like 15 minute cities.
But on the other end, I want to give a huge congratulations.
And I know you're going to be really happy with me on this one.
Huge congratulations to Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah's estate was spared from Maui's fires in Hawaii.
And out of all of the destruction, Hawaii, not a single blade of grass was burned.
And here she is at her estate.
And I just got to say, first of all, scary looking dude there.
But also, the billionaires didn't lose their property, by the way, in Maui, but the common folk did.
The historical district, the city burned down.
And before you even comment, let me just ask you on this.
Wait, you just made a statement, right?
An objective statement that they're not going to be able to afford it.
Afford it?
@australiantalk
Well, beachfront property is very expensive.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
And, you know, she's obviously helping Oprah because she's obviously helping.
And she's already talking about what the reconstruction is going to look like.
Listen to this.
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And at some point, I will make a major donation after all of the smoke and ashes have settled here and we figure out what the rebuilding is going to look like.
This is going to be a long and difficult process.
But Anna wanted to share some local updates.
Shocking, or maybe not.
Did you hear about the fires?
Did you hear that the government of Hawaii states their goal is to rebuild and make the entire island of Maui the first smart island?
They want the entire island governed by AI as outlined in the Hawaii Digital Government Summit of 2023 that they plan to host next month on September 25th, 2023 on Maui.
Wow.
Now they're going to come to the rescue for this horrible problem.
And last January in 2023, there was a smart city conference in Maui to turn Maui again into the smart city island, pushing everything electric, making 15-minute smart cities.
And there was also a contract last year to build a high-rise condo complex and businesses in Mahaina, which is a historic town that couldn't have any new development in this area.
But now it's demolished.
So now, I guess they have to rebuild.
elijah schaffer
I'm just going to throw this to you.
@australiantalk
Okay.
Can you pull up the picture of Oprah holding her box against the Echi Box?
I noticed the color purple in Oprah's box, but I am speaking about the cabbage, hopefully, because we know downstairs Oprah's got some purple beef curtains happening.
But yeah, man, this, what a coincidence.
What a perfect coincidence.
It actually reminds me of Larry Silverstein prior to 9-11 taking out a lease on the Twin Towers for $7 billion.
And he only put $100 million down.
And then, what do you know?
Some planes struck the towers.
They were utterly destroyed.
And then he claimed $7 billion in insurance.
So he made $7 billion off his $100 million down.
People stand to gain.
It's very unfortunate.
I would have thought Oprah being the very good philanthropist she is.
After all, she's got the school for African girls over there.
Some of them were spirited away to Epstein Island, example.
Well, why would she say, hey, I don't need this anymore?
I've already got 20 more houses.
Bill Gates will give me a parcel of his land.
I can go here.
I can go there.
I'm going to donate all of my land to the people here.
I don't need to live here anymore.
I can actually go and buy an entire island myself somewhere else.
We know something's up, man.
elijah schaffer
It's not just up.
It's more than suspicious.
And there's more information that has come out that begins to make me think that we're seeing sort of a great reset at a destructive level.
@australiantalk
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Yes.
@australiantalk
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So obviously you'd expect, right?
I mean, obviously we're tracking the fact that the owner, you know, chief and the mayor and stuff say it looks like a bomb went off.
We find Oprah's property wasn't damaged.
Yeah, a bomb.
Oprah's property isn't damaged, right?
We're finding out that it's supposed to be a smart city and they were going to revamp it.
There's all this development that was planned, even though nothing could be developed.
But it also turns out one of the strangest aspects of this, this was from Ian Smith, and I verified this and I'll bring it up here.
But what are the chances that the Maui police chief, John Peltier, or Peltier, I don't know how to say it, just so happened to be the incident commander for the Las Vegas shooting in 2017.
So the incident manager for this was the same incident manager for the Las Vegas shooting, which tell me how well we found out what happened at that incident, right?
It's funny.
@australiantalk
There are no answers.
You know, some really radical conspiracy theorists said it was actually an attempted hit on the president, or it might have been an attempted hit on Bin Salman from Saudi Arabia, because I heard, Elijah, that the Saudis owned a couple of floors of penthouse suites in the Mirage.
And then people have asked, well, how did this guy bring up all of this cachet of weapons and ammo?
Literally multiple, multiple pounds of this stuff.
And how was he able to just fire it out of the window and execute over 400 American citizens?
Now, in regards to the chief dude, the number one top cop from that incident, then being relocated and spirited away to Hawaii and for him to encounter a disaster like this.
Well, of course he had to leave Las Vegas because he was so traumatized having to deal with such a significant body count.
They thought, you know what, we're going to give you an easy type of retirement.
Let's give you a pathway to that.
Let's just put you in paradise over here in Hawaii.
Lo and behold, he meets a disaster zone again.
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Has this guy just got bad luck?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but I think the funniest part is, let me pull it up again real fast, is it's not like he was like the police chief in police captain in Las Vegas for like 10 years.
You know what I'm saying?
And then you could say, oh, he left.
Like he was just from like January 2020 to 2021.
And then right after the incident leaves and then becomes the head of Maui, like only for like a year and a half, not even two full years before he says a mass critical incident that makes global headlines.
Is this damning?
Does this prove anything?
No.
But does it definitely make me think that this is not a normal fire?
Yeah, I think there's a, it's an undoubted understanding.
You do think that it's, you thought it was dues, like directed energy weapons, which by the way are real.
Those are not, people, people are like, this sounds like something made up in a Batman movie.
Directed energy weapons are real, okay?
Us governments have developed them.
You've used them?
@australiantalk
Yeah, in modern warfare, in Call of Duty.
We're out there in the space station and you use direct energy weapons to blast down onto the earth.
But, you know, some people will say conspiracies don't happen.
They're coincidences.
Yeah, you flip that same coin and they say there are no coincidences.
There is only conspiracies.
Perhaps this police chief is going to be inserted into South Park as a new Officer Bar Brady when Officer Bar Brady finally perishes because seemingly he doesn't have control of the towns that he's in and he only responds to disasters.
Who knows?
Where's Carlin when you need him?
elijah schaffer
It's like a movie, right?
It's like, dude, oh, hey, so we're casting a call.
Like, we're going to cast a call.
We're going to mess these people up and they get all sinister, right?
And then it's like, and then it's like, who do we bring in?
They're like, you know, the mayor of Chicago, you know, she's pretty good.
And then like Larry, you know, Larry from executive, you know, you know, fake crisis team is like, yeah, but she kind of creeps people out.
You know, she kind of looks like Betelgeuse.
And like, that's true.
She is kind of creepy.
We need somebody who's like more trustworthy.
Like somebody who can handle, I mean, we're going to kill like a thousand people.
You know what I mean?
Is there anyone?
But we can't let anyone know what happened.
So is there anyone in this country who's ever seen an incident where like a lot of people died and there were no details and everyone just like didn't question it and they accepted it?
Yeah, give me that give me that Petlier guy, that French dude or whatever his name is from the Las Vegas shit.
Give me John.
Because John successfully kept all investigations off, even though there was a FBI informant involved and there are more questions and answers.
Get me that guy.
I want that guy.
And so it's pretty good.
I mean, it's a pretty good, it's a pretty good crisis acting.
And I joke around with this because by the way, who knows?
Who knows, right?
I'm not one of these people.
And there's a lot of really talented people that will go in that direction, like Stew Peters or, you know, like I think Michael Wallace or just different people like John Costello or people on Twitter that will be like, we know for sure it's DARPA made the new flames.
And I don't know that.
I don't know where they get their information from.
I assume they have good sources.
I just never see them myself.
So I don't know.
I can't verify.
So I won't give it to my audience.
But I do find it to be funny that, like, it's impossible.
The similarities here.
And listen to this, though.
I'm going to show you this.
You think I'm making this shit up?
You think that they don't care and they would fuck these people over?
Let me show you something.
The senator from Hawaii is being asked about this on MSNBC.
And he can't even take time to get the smirk off his face while he talks about the fires.
Have you seen this?
@australiantalk
Shout out to Sandy Hook.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he can't even get the smirk off his face while he's talking about the fires.
unidentified
This is not a face you make when you're talking about grieving.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
When you're grieving the loss of a thousand of your citizens, this is not the face you make.
But check out how he looks.
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This is the Democratic Senator from Hawaii who shared these images from a devastated Maui during his tour of the area yesterday.
And he is here to tell us about it now.
Senator, it's great to have you under awful circumstances.
And like I said to Senator Hirono last night, everybody I've talked to and seen is thinking about folks in Hawaii and pulling for you and sending love and concern.
What did you see yesterday when you were able to tour the parts that were so devastated?
Thanks, Chris, for doing this.
And thank you for your kind words.
And I just want to thank everybody across the country and across the world.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
@australiantalk
He's pretty happy.
elijah schaffer
Look at that sat when he's on.
Wait, wait, when they bring him up on the screen.
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Look at that.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
Look at that smirk.
@australiantalk
It's go time for him.
elijah schaffer
It's like, oh, yeah.
@australiantalk
He's in prime time.
elijah schaffer
He's like in his ear, John Peltlier, or whatever his name is.
He's, hey, nobody's asking questions.
And, and, oh, Brian's in my ear telling him it's called Dupers to Light.
He's like, it's like, all right, hey, nobody's asking questions.
Go on MSNBC.
I think it looks like a green screen behind him, right?
Get your fake office picture.
And then it's like, you know, this is just devastating.
This is crazy.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
It's not natural, a body language of somebody who has been one, up all night, two, desperately trying to think about, oh my God, we've had such terrible loss of life.
How the hell am I going to fix this thing?
And three, more importantly, haven't I got someone else better to do this gig for me?
And do you know that MSNBC host that's on there?
Yeah.
I know the dude's name, but I'm not going to say his name because to me, he just reminds me of Rachel Maddow's dildo.
elijah schaffer
Which one does that way it's a which hole does she use it in?
Because he's got the brown.
@australiantalk
She uses the bonus hole.
elijah schaffer
She is a bonus hole.
Rachel Maddow is America's bonus hole.
@australiantalk
Yeah, but no, ultimately, look, you can see he's pretty impressed with himself.
He knows he's in prime time.
And now he knows he's got speaking tours going forward forever.
And he's going to be on all of the Sunday shows.
And he's going to be portrayed as a hero because look at him.
He's responding.
He's the Dr. Fauci of this moment.
elijah schaffer
That's a good, that's a totally good comparison.
Like, check this out.
Watch the rest of the clip.
And you tell me if this looks like a guy who is grieving the loss of his constituents.
I won't judge.
You judge it for yourself.
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Ongoing.
We are still in disaster response.
We are not in the rebuilding phase.
But what I saw was it was as though a bombing run.
@australiantalk
Dude, it looks like he said we're still in the disaster phase.
We're not in the rebuilding.
But when he says that, you can actually see his face lights up with glee.
He's like, momentarily.
elijah schaffer
Hey, listen, listen, listen.
There's a puppy.
Hey, hey, hey, I gotta tell you something, bro.
@australiantalk
Federal dollars are coming my way.
Kickback City.
elijah schaffer
A thousand people died.
I mean, obviously, obviously, it's terrible.
We're still grieving.
But like, shit, man, have you seen the kickbacks we're getting?
Have you seen, like, literally, I thought I was gonna have to evict people using eminent domain or something.
But damn, this saved us a lot of time.
I mean, oops.
I mean, I mean, we're sorry that this is happening to the people.
unidentified
The dude is so elated.
@australiantalk
He's pretty happy.
Well, there's no more homeless people.
elijah schaffer
For a federal senator, right?
I mean, imagine this is the federal senator.
I don't, I don't keep up with Hawaiian politics, but he doesn't look very Hawaiian to me.
No, no, he doesn't.
There's a very dark relationship between actual Hawaii.
@australiantalk
Dropped in from the West Bank or something.
That's just my lion eyes, but who knows, right?
elijah schaffer
He does.
He does.
He looks like a guy from like a New York.
He looks like a New York banker.
He looks like a New York banker, doesn't he?
Like, that's the guy that relates to the common Linaian Hawaiian person.
He's like, ah, yes, yes.
I just love greed.
I love destroying their cities.
It's like, that's that.
He looks like a New York banker.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I don't know why it's so funny to me, but it is because that doesn't look like you're right.
That looks like nothing of what I would expect someone from Hawaii to come across.
@australiantalk
Inviting him for Thanksgiving every year, or just his father.
elijah schaffer
Dude, they're everywhere.
The bankers are everywhere.
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
Cartman was right.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're done with that far.
All right.
That's that's interesting, right?
I find that to be quite, quite fascinating.
Um, there's also another uh part of this that I find to be quite interesting.
Uh, is that so?
Biden finally responds, right?
As they're requesting another 24 billion dollars, by the way, from the uh Congress.
I think 12 billion to send directly to Ukraine.
So I want to remind you that the government has a way to provide $12 billion for bombs in Ukraine right now to kill Russians.
Okay.
Now, like I mentioned, there's $5.6 billion that they've calculated or estimated of damage, of insurance, of damage, right?
A lot of it's probably not insured.
So if I'm not like extremely good at math, but I think $12 billion is more than $5.6 billion, which would mean that the government has the immediate ability to request aid, which like I'm not into taxes, but if I'm going to use my taxes, this is my argument.
If you're going to use my taxes, I wouldn't be mad if I heard that Biden was requesting $5.6 billion to rebuild a town.
And is he?
Let's find out.
This is real, too.
They tweeted this out.
It's so good.
It's so good.
First of all, we're laser focused on getting aid to survivors.
Not the best terminology when you're dealing with directed energy weapon accusations, right?
Laser, we're laser-focused, okay?
Then he says this includes critical needs assistance, a one-time $700 payment to household offering relief during an unimaginable difficult time.
We have staff on the ground dedicated to helping survivors navigate the registration process.
They sent a crew to help people register for a $700 payment for an unimaginably difficult time.
@australiantalk
Something that's extraordinary.
It wasn't an imaginably difficult time.
It was unimaginably difficult.
Which means typically you would render even further assistance.
Now, I know good friends in Hawaii.
If you want to go get a hotel room in Hawaii, are you going to get a hotel room for even two nights for $700?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
My brother just was at four seasons.
I think he said it was like $1,200 a night.
I mean, it's four seasons, but still, I mean, I mean, that's Maui, right?
That's where he was at.
I think he was in, I think it's in Maui.
It might be in the island of Hawaii.
I have no idea.
@australiantalk
But no, $700 is frankly, it's insulting.
And as a comparison with what you're paying for the Ukrainians to murder more Russians with.
At some point in time, Americans either get angry.
And they vote differently.
Otherwise, they get angry and they vote differently, but they'll still be angry.
This can't continue.
In Australia, we've got a term.
It's called taking the piss.
And what it means is you guys might understand it is, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Well, that's what this is.
And when he says, you know, laser beam, laser guided, whatever it may be, there's that word for laser-guided focus or something.
So there's the association there as well.
Who is writing his tweets for him?
And Barack Obama's from Hawaii.
Why isn't he on the first plane there and saying, listen, no, I'm going to take care of this?
elijah schaffer
Is he?
@australiantalk
Well, we'd ask Loretta Fuddy, but her plane went down in Hawaii and she certified the birth certificate and she was the only one that perished in that plane crash.
unidentified
Correct.
@australiantalk
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Just like that one person connected to the Clintons, the lawyer the other day, who they hit turbulence and she cracked her neck and died on the small jet.
Did you see that?
Remember that?
We covered that in here.
One of the lawyers connected to the Clintons got in a, they had to hit turbulence and she hit her head on the ceiling and cracked her neck and died.
This just happened recently this year, by the way.
It just happened this year.
@australiantalk
A further addition to the Clinton body count.
elijah schaffer
Have you heard of anyone dying from turbulence?
That's literally what the pilot says.
Like, don't be afraid of turbulence.
Nobody's ever died from turbulence.
@australiantalk
I've seen flying high and lots of people were expected to die when that plane was going down, but everybody still survived.
You know, where was Wesley Snipes when you needed him?
Where's a passenger 57?
elijah schaffer
You don't get money.
What you get is you get $700.
$700.
That's even less than the stimming money.
And also, I think they gave like $1,100, right?
For the STIMICs.
@australiantalk
How much are food stamps monthly in the United States?
elijah schaffer
Probably like $450, $650, probably.
So you got like food stamp money.
At least you're doing better than food stamps.
@australiantalk
I heard Hawaii is expensive, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, oh, well, Hawaii.
But you have to remember, these are, a lot of the people who live here are native Hawaiians.
Okay.
So this is, this is not.
@australiantalk
They're indigenous peoples.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So like we're talking about real indigenos.
Like we're not talking about like, and by the way, and Hawaiians, a lot of people don't understand.
Like there is a big difference between like an Aboriginal and like a Polynesian or like, yeah, which is like very similar to Hawaiians, right?
These were not, these may maybe were not as advanced of cultures, but like it was still a kingdom, right?
This wasn't like tribes like just spearing each other.
Like there was a queen in Hawaii and there was there was structural organization.
So really they were a nation that was conquered.
Like Hawaii technically wasn't, I would say, colonized in the sense of like Australia.
Like there was nothing here.
Okay.
There was nothing here.
Just random wigwams and people blowing smoke and getting mad.
And then in Australia though, so there's a lot of animosity because like they have a culture and a history and tradition.
And their tradition isn't just blowing into a long stick and drinking grog and claiming that they, you know, that's their land.
The Hawaiians, I mean, I would say that there's genuine animosity between the U.S. government and native Hawaiians.
It's a very important element.
So the fact that this is the city that burned down with this veracity and this ferociousness would make me begin to think that perhaps, perhaps, like they said, the fact that they want to make it a 15-minute city, I did look at the documents.
They want to make it a 15-minute sea.
So they had plans to restructure the city, and then it burned to the ground a couple years before they decided they wanted to start doing that.
My senses are, after listening to the stories of citizens there, that this was arson.
That's what I think.
I think this was arson, and I think it very well could have been government or at least government-affiliated or adjacent, right?
I don't think the senator maybe knows, right?
I think he thinks it's convenient.
But he's probably told not to ask certain questions.
@australiantalk
Plausible deniability.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
@australiantalk
Still above his pay grade.
Correct.
Noie's role.
elijah schaffer
But I think he knows, hey, like they already told him, here's, like, if you shut the fuck up, we're going to do this.
We're going to help your career.
We're going to get you here.
And so he knows what they're going to do.
So he won't inquire.
He won't ask the right questions.
And they know that.
That's why they're blocking aid to the area.
@australiantalk
Well, on a very serious note, though, in all legitimacy, even if I was that guy or if I had any role in the United States government and I saw a disaster of that magnitude take place and it's meant to just be a natural disaster.
So let's take them at their word.
$700, like I would say to that guy, you're fired.
Five Gs to every single man, woman, and child there.
And that means if you're a family of four, there's 20 Gs.
And you know what?
Sleep easy tonight.
We'll figure this out in time.
And if you need another 20, we're going to be available to get that in another three months.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, at least enough for plane tickets somewhere and to stay in, like before insurance kicks.
@australiantalk
Why not send them all to Disneyland?
Go and have a holiday, kids.
Figure this out.
We'll come back in a year's time and hopefully you'll be rebuilt.
But what they're doing is they're allowing people to not only grapple with the total destruction of their home, their livelihoods, and all of their possessions.
They're saying here's 700 bucks.
We hope that makes up for it.
So they're kicking them twice.
They might as well have set those people on fire.
Literally, dude.
elijah schaffer
Dude, imagine.
Oh, I'm so twisted.
Like, I laugh at the poor stuff.
Imagine, I should have been a senator of Hawaii, right?
I've been perfect.
I could have laughed on MSNBC about my people dying.
Like, imagine you narrowly escape by jumping into the ocean.
You saw those videos, right, of the people.
They had to jump into the water because the flames were so hot.
And they go to jump in, and you're like, there, everything's burned down.
You're like, thank God, I live in one of the most advanced economies in the history of the world that has trillions and trillions of dollars of output.
Surely, surely America will see a beautiful town like this destroyed and want to help.
And then your president's like, hey, you're like licking ice cream.
He's like, here's $700, bud.
And you're like, you fuck you, you son of a bitch.
I'll fuck you up, Biden.
You know what I mean?
But I have to be careful not to say that because the FBI might shoot me too.
Like they did that 75-year-old man.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Well, most working people there, wouldn't they pay more than $700 a month just in income taxes alone?
elijah schaffer
I think like, dude.
@australiantalk
Do you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
$700 would be like maybe a month's property tax or something like that.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
There's your fuel costs for your truck for a couple of months.
elijah schaffer
And Hawaii gases fuels like, it's like Hawaii has similar living expenses to this country.
It's an isolated place.
@australiantalk
If you were a legitimate leader or government representative of that territory there, what you would say is, F you to Biden, you'd say, we deserve more, we demand more, and I'm going to fight for that.
And guess what, America?
We're asking you, will you put the bill back to us?
Just like what you said.
You're a United States citizen.
You believe they deserve more.
I honestly do believe that the majority of Americans would say yes, give them more.
You would hold up cards at the press conference and you say, this is what Joe and the boys are giving to Zelensky and the Nazis over there in their money laundering scheme.
This is what Hunter Biden was making from Burisma.
And this is what he's offering us.
So until we get at least parity.
elijah schaffer
I think it's 200 million total for the whole city.
$5.6 billion.
He's like allocating $200 million.
@australiantalk
That's not good enough, man.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not.
It's not.
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I think we're talking, if you're just joining the live stream and you're here, we're talking about the Maui fires and what's actually been going on with the more secret information.
But I also want to make sure that we're able to talk about some of the indictments and what that means for our country and what's going on.
Because these $700 payments just show you really that we don't live in a country anymore.
The United States is not a country that serves its people.
Like the fact that the elite ruling class is so much more concerned with this war in Ukraine than anybody else in the country is.
I mean, there's like some fags and stuff out there.
Like I'm talking about cigarettes, British cigarettes that are out there.
I wouldn't ever use that word.
No, but there's some British cigarettes out there that buy into the BS.
But for the most part, people just don't care.
Now, people do care about fellow Americans.
So what's the point?
What do they do?
They give you that $700 as a way to mock you because it's meant to humiliate you, to demean you.
Because you now have a $700 deposit.
And where do you pull that money out?
Your cards melted in the heat.
@australiantalk
It's just the ATMs.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And all the cash is still in Afghanistan.
It's still in Kabul.
You know what I mean?
They still left all the cash there.
Tens of millions of dollars of cash of US dollars, by the way.
Billions of dollars of equipment.
Billions.
@australiantalk
I heard pellet.
Pellet loads of cash.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
While you're in one building, there was tens of millions in one building, right?
Verified notes.
That's what they're trying to do.
They want us to be humiliated.
@australiantalk
But where's their Obama phones?
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude, my favorite thing is when you see people in Skid Row in LA.
@australiantalk
I don't have to pay my bills no more.
Obama's president.
I got me my Obama phone.
elijah schaffer
No, but people using their Obama phones as weapons and throwing them at each other instead of just getting a new one.
They just got new ones.
There's an entire booth.
I am not joking.
There's an Obama phone booth on Skid Row right by 7th Street down there.
You can check it out.
It always says it's like Cricket or something like that on the side.
And they're just passing out phones and you can just sign the forms and get your phones.
@australiantalk
And I guess that's you'll own nothing and you'll be happy because you don't need to own the phone and you can throw it away and you'll be happy because I'll issue you a new one.
But yeah, man, what the hell is going on in your country?
Do you know you guys are meant to be the example for the free world?
The example for the free world.
And what that means is you guys meant to be the standard, the standard bearers, the standard he's set.
And you're also meant to be a fundamentally Christian nation and also the most generous nation.
The amount of foreign aid you give not just to Ukraine, but to everyone else and support them.
Anytime there's a disaster overseas, guess who writes the biggest check?
United States government says there you go.
Uncle Sam says there you go.
Yeah, call, look after your people.
Rest assured, they're getting more than 700 a person.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I know.
I'm very aware.
I hate these people so much.
The things that I, if justice were real and we lived in a fair and free country like we were intended to, these people would be tried and they would probably be executed by the state.
Honestly, like in a, these were the people that the father, founding fathers of this country revolted against, right?
These are the people.
And I don't understand how we got here, but when I look at it slowly and steadily while great men did nothing, that's how we got here.
In my opinion, great men doing nothing.
And like, dude, there are people on Twitter that are just full of drama.
Just drama, It's like, motherfucker, your country is dying.
Your citizens are getting $700 and you're in a personal beef with somebody on the internet.
You have a platform to reach many people, to bring awareness to what's going on with crime, because you need to get people riled up, not angry at each other, but angry at the government.
You need to show them what they're letting them do to your cities.
You need to bring it and show them the reality of crime.
You need to not let these places counter signal us.
You've got to show them the real, true reality of immigration, of our borders, of what's going on with disaster aid.
And they sit around like, well, but I don't like this person.
Fuck you, you dumb twat.
I don't care if you like people.
You don't have to like people, but you're really going to waste time.
Like, this is what Hollywood does, right?
They have constant beef and drama and like gossip because it's meant to numb your mind.
Gossip is meant to numb you so that you don't pay attention to things like this, right?
On the flip side, conspiracies are also meant to get you so caught up in the minutia that you never look for solutions, right?
So they're both can be dangerous.
But it's like so much of the internet is just bullshit.
And I've just watched people online.
I'm like, you're not going to drag me into that shit.
I'm not going to fucking do that.
@australiantalk
That's a distraction factory.
elijah schaffer
I'm not playing your dumb games, like your childish games.
Like if you want to, if you want to talk shit, that's fine.
But I'm not playing that.
And I've just watched this and it's like, dude, come on, man.
There are people in Hawaii who are being mocked by the president.
And they're being laughed at and they're being chastised in front of the world community.
We're showing the world that the elite power is so in control of the U.S. that they can literally say fuck you to their own citizens in their faces and laugh at them on TV and they'll accept it.
We're so subjugated.
They show the world and we pay taxes and we pay for everything, but we never get to use our own tax dollars.
And it's a big fuck you in our faces and it's a signal to the whole world.
Like we are more in control.
The American people are not in control.
Look at how they can't even get aid for their own cities.
It's disgusting, quite frankly.
Some would say somewhat inhumane.
But if like if you're going to get distracted with the sideshow and infighting on the right wing and all this gossip and bullshit and personal battles and everything like that, then fuck off because there's more shit to talk about than that.
And I just want to know, why are the citizens of Hawaii not on the news being interviewed?
Why are they?
Because they're intentionally not.
Because they don't matter.
Because they don't care.
The average American doesn't matter.
Okay?
You're not significant, and they will fucking kill you if they have to.
@australiantalk
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
And presently, they're beggars because they've got nothing.
So you'll enjoy what you're given.
And meanwhile, you have girls on TikTok saying, gang gang, gang gang, ice cream, good.
And they're making 2,000, 3,000 bucks a day.
And that's all legit.
There was a really good guy in your government some time ago.
He might have even been tied in with the founding fathers.
I can't recall.
The audience should know.
You might know Elijah.
And he said something which is extremely pertinent and still applies to this day.
And I think this actually represents how the United States has fallen into the despair that it is in.
And he had a quote.
And I think it says that the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants once every generation.
And because that hasn't happened, because political correctness has deemed it can't happen and you're not allowed to stand up for your country.
You have to remain subservient.
The beatdowns will continue and the ridicule will continue and the casting aside will continue and there'll be more Starbucks.
And I recently just found out that Starbucks actually means dollars for Israel.
elijah schaffer
Wait, that does not mean that.
There's no way.
@australiantalk
Starbucks.
Dollars for Israel.
And that's why there's so many coffee joints on the world.
elijah schaffer
So Bucks for the Stars?
@australiantalk
Bucks for the Star of David.
Israeli flag.
unidentified
No.
@australiantalk
Starbucks coffee.
elijah schaffer
You're pulling my leg.
@australiantalk
I'm not sure.
Coincidences or conspiracies.
elijah schaffer
You're so full of shit.
@australiantalk
Maybe so.
elijah schaffer
A port!
A port!
The FBI is at my door.
It's Massad.
@australiantalk
I heard it was an Israeli-owned company.
And I heard the slogan stands for Dollars for Israel.
Starbucks coffee is Dollars for Israel.
elijah schaffer
No, let me see this.
Let me see this.
@australiantalk
But that means they should write a big check to give to the people in Hawaii.
elijah schaffer
Starbucks Jew.
Secret history of the coffee cup.
Starbucks, Zev, the founders of the original Starbucks, Zev Seagal, was Jewish.
And the company was bought by a fellow Jew, Howard and former employee Howard Schultz.
Oh.
And Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz told a story about the Holocaust to promote the company's benefits for group employees.
And it's been used in the iconography of the brand.
Huh.
CNN.
@australiantalk
It just means dollars for Israel.
That's cool.
They're allowed cash, but do you know what?
If they can have their own cash through coffee companies in the United States, maybe your country...
elijah schaffer
It literally says it.
The secret Jewish history of the Starbucks Coffee Cup from Ford.com.
These are like pro-Israeli sites.
Dude, no way.
This is not true.
@australiantalk
Well, they're recipients of massive amounts of your foreign aid, for example.
elijah schaffer
I know, but this is like, I didn't know that.
@australiantalk
Maybe they can kick some back to look after Hawaii.
elijah schaffer
I can't chat.
I can't be the only person who's just finding out that all the money I spent at Starbucks was going to Israel.
I did not, I mean, that is, that is.
@australiantalk
Thankfully, I don't drink.
What is it?
Chai lattes and all that stuff.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't drink Starbucks anymore just because it's shitty coffee out here.
Like we have a lot better, there's better options.
I drank Starbucks.
I used to call it abortion juice because it was like, I felt like they were like pro-abortion or something.
And I thought I was supporting abortion when I was drinking it.
It's disgusting.
Let me see this.
The secret, this is like not even a joke, guys.
Like, I'm not like, this is like, this is a Jewish independent non-profit.
This is not an anti-Semitic site or something.
This is the secret Jewish history of the coffee cup, Starbucks, and otherwise talking about how, wow.
So Starbucks is a company meant for Jewish iconography.
I didn't know that.
Hello, brothers.
@australiantalk
Code word for sending money back to Israel.
elijah schaffer
Wasn't it Lady Starbuck?
Isn't she like a goddess or something like that?
@australiantalk
Well, she's actually based on a goddess.
She's the girl on the cup and she's portrayed as a mermaid.
But if you look at her, she's actually got her legs spread and she's pulling them up over her head.
And if the cup went down and showed you her pelvis region, you'd be able to see what's going on down there.
So it's actually an overtly sexual picture as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
And she's wearing a crown, much like your Statue of Liberty, Lady Liberty.
elijah schaffer
Well, I didn't know.
Dude, why is every single time?
And here's the thing about noticing that I find to be somewhat.
@australiantalk
Not all, not all, not all.
elijah schaffer
But most.
No, but like the thing about noticers that I find to be team noticers, shout out to everyone.
Noticers in the chat.
Fellow noticers.
I will say that the ironic part about this is that there is literally every time there's something like this that like it doesn't make sense as a coffee company and everyone's addicted to it.
It's making people fat.
Like Starbucks is known for being the brand that turned a seemingly calorie-free drink that's meant to energize you in the morning into a 700 calorie like comat sugar comatose that is literally making white girls fat.
It is known for that.
And I've drank a lot of Starbucks because inside I'm a valley girl.
I'm not even, I said I was gay on Twitter a few days ago, but I'm actually trans.
I'm more, I'm a woman.
I'm like a woman from the valley in LA in my way.
I used to drink a lot of Starbucks.
I had nose rings.
I was like halfway through my transition.
Theoretically, if you look at pictures, it looks pretty like I was transitioning, honestly.
There's really some gay shit going on right there with that look.
But I will say, there's something funny out in the water.
And where does Starbucks come from?
Seattle, right?
Doesn't it come from Seattle?
It comes from the West Coast of the U.S. Where everything weird comes out of Portland, Los Angeles, or Seattle, right?
Everything.
Everything's strange.
Everything in the world that's fucked with the world comes out of there today.
And those are also predominantly, you know, certain types of people live there.
@australiantalk
Well, before I was sexual, I thought Pearl Jam was just the name of a band.
And then I found out Pearl Jam actually meant something different.
elijah schaffer
What does it mean?
@australiantalk
Well, it's Pearl Jam.
That's what men produce.
And then I got a Metallica album, and that Metallica album was called Lode.
And I never understood the picture on the cover of Load.
And then I was shown that it's actually something that Marina Abramovich makes into art, which is a mixture of blood and semen.
So these things are out there.
They're happening.
And once upon a time, we've got to open our eyes to see what's before our eyes.
elijah schaffer
Semen?
Pearl Jam's about come?
@australiantalk
I've heard, you know, like, dudes, that's not called a pearl necklace for no reason.
elijah schaffer
Really?
Wow, I feel like I just always...
@australiantalk
But that came from Seattle.
elijah schaffer
This show, like, ruins my day sometimes.
And this is one of those days I'm like, oh, everything's ruined.
But also, Starbucks is gross.
You know?
@australiantalk
Okay, so let's cycle that into.
Let's use that as a segue.
Let's talk about Trump.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I would.
Oh, nice.
It's been on long enough that you know how to segue now.
I'm very happy.
I'm very happy about that.
@australiantalk
Who are the people that came against Trump the hardest?
And who are the people trying to put Trump away?
And why do they want to put him away?
And then who are the infiltrators that he had in his cabinet that actually became his Judas?
And he swapped one out, then he brought another one in, and they became his Judas.
And he's done so on and so forth.
And even his lawyers, a lot of the time, they act as Judas.
Sometimes I wish that Alex Jones was Trump's press secretary.
Or maybe Michael Savage or somebody else in there that's true Americana.
You know, he needs real allies next to him.
He doesn't need dual nationalists with him.
He needs red, white, and blue through and through.
Sixth generation.
All the way going back to the Pilgrims.
You know, shout out to Ann Coulter.
elijah schaffer
I want to say this.
The dual citizenship thing is a problem.
I guess that's why you can't trust Kez.
Kez has got duels, so she's got her allegiances.
And plus, she also has the nose.
Kez has the nose.
She has the nose.
@australiantalk
American men can take sense.
elijah schaffer
No, but it makes sense because Keza found $30 in my pocket.
And she was like, oh, I'm keeping this.
And I was like, what's your affinity to finding other people's money?
And she's like, finders keepers.
I'm like, why does my, why does my, why does my wife love my money so much?
No, I, I, it's her dual citizenship.
Dude, I also love this too.
Like, dude, there's, I've, I've spread so much disinformation about my life on Twitter now that like people create videos on it and have like narratives like going on and it's the best thing.
It's my favorite thing.
There's like four or five different narratives about me that are all false, but they're also all true.
And I'll never tell you which ones are false or true, but you can just keep, I want to keep them going as long as possible.
I want to, I, dude, there's, I've, speaking of that, of gossip, I've spread gossip about myself.
Like I've just spread false narratives like for gossip channels.
And I saw some of them picked it up and were talking about it.
And it was like, the source was me.
I spread my own fake gossip.
And you're saying like it came from a reliable source.
Yeah, it came from my mouth.
It was, I spread that.
@australiantalk
I want to have this massive scandal with Elijah Schaefer exclusive on TMZ.
elijah schaffer
It's like I made the scandal.
@australiantalk
And then you are the object of the scandal.
And they don't name the source who told them about the scandal, but the scandal was you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I am my own scandal.
I want to bring this up, though.
This is actually quite serious.
speaking of the trump indictment uh we've got to get into the matrix and what's going on here because trump is about to get arrested all right uh Officer speaking and lets us know that Trump will have his mugshot taken.
This is going to be the coolest image I probably will ever see.
I won't be the first person, but we should all make it merch.
Everybody should have a Trump mugshot merch sign.
You know what I mean?
Are you doing some Illuminati stuff over here?
@australiantalk
Just shout out to Andrew Tate.
He's always, what's up with that man?
Why is he always doing this?
Like, who actually sees like that?
elijah schaffer
Can someone screenshot this and start another rumor about the show and say that we're Illuminati?
Like, just be like, why does Elijah always put the put it and say, why does Elijah Schaefer and his guests always do this during the show?
@australiantalk
Yeah, and why was Lady Gaga's first song called Poker Face, which was supposed to be about a card game?
But the entire film clip was about her going down on dudes.
When you slow it down, she's saying, poke her face.
Poke her face.
elijah schaffer
It's about giving head.
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
It's about throat fucking.
Part of the friends.
elijah schaffer
Well, that is a great thing in the right scenario.
But also, I don't think...
I think, is it every song innuendo?
Is that where we're at now?
Every song is innuendo?
Here we go.
Check this out.
unidentified
We are following our part.
Our normal practices.
And so it doesn't matter your status.
We got mugshots ready for you.
We are following our part, our normal practices.
And so it doesn't matter your status.
We got mugshots ready.
elijah schaffer
Stars.
They're like robots.
These are not even real people.
That was some bitch named Sheriff Pat Labotte.
@australiantalk
That wasn't Laurie Lightfoot.
elijah schaffer
Ah, Chloe.
That was Lori Lightfoot's foot wart.
That's what her warts look like.
They have a face.
That was that.
And I think down here too, while a trial jury must reach a unanimous vote to convict, a grand jury only requires a majority vote of 12 or more to approve an indictment.
So they're going to indict, they only need 12 of 23 jurors to get on board for this.
So they have them on a grand jury rather than on a trial jury.
So specifically because they know that not everyone they pick will want to indict or arrest him.
We may be seeing an election of somebody run from prison.
I am not joking.
They're going to, they've already arrested him technically.
or indicted him, right?
These are technical words.
I'm not an officer.
But I think we're very possibly going to see a formal prosecution and arrest of the rightful president of the United States.
And I'm not happy to say that.
I think I'm really hoping that we don't.
I'm not claiming it's for sure going to happen, right?
Like some people like Jesse Kelly will be like, for sure, for sure, for sure.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Maybe he knows something I don't.
I love the surety that certain hosts have because I don't know how they say things confidently.
I don't speak confidently unless I know what I'm talking about.
Like I knew about everything during COVID and I knew what was dumb and so I was able to speak confidently.
I knew about BLM.
I know about transgender ideology or things, but like predicting the future, I think I must be one of the only hosts out here that isn't able to do that.
I can make predictions and my predictions are I would say we're more likely to see an arrest, a proper arrest or proper conviction than not.
But what that will turn into, I don't know if they really want to put him behind bars or if they're trying to push an insurrection.
I don't know if they're trying to push the right wing to become more radicalized so they can, you know, they can do what the FBI, Australia's FBI did here.
They dismantled all the right-wing groups, shut down all the boxing gyms.
You know what I mean?
And now it's like the biggest thing people are afraid of here is being called right-wing.
And that's what they want in the U.S.
I mean, they almost successfully did it.
And then, you know, Elon bought Twitter.
Trump got into presidency.
Like things happened that shook it up.
But ultimately, they want nationalism to be illegal because they want us to be tax units, right?
And give our money to the banks.
And the banks, the central banks control us because we are economic units.
We are not human beings.
Our rights come from them, not from God type of stuff.
It's real satanic.
But yeah, I mean, this is crazy, dude.
I don't know.
Do you think she's going to go to jail?
You think this is real?
@australiantalk
Well, how dare Americans be proud of the stripes and stars?
And then also, it serves multiple purposes, right?
It's not just dual purpose.
One aspect of it would be, well, he said lock her up, and he got Margaret to chant lock her up, and Hillary was portrayed in an orange jumpsuit.
And people wanted that because they thought that was justice.
elijah schaffer
But she committed an actual, she deleted her servers.
@australiantalk
Only 33,000.
She put it in the bathroom.
elijah schaffer
She illegally, she's, it's not even like, there was no question.
And there was no question.
@australiantalk
She wasn't offered to smash the black characters with hammers.
elijah schaffer
They admitted to the crimes.
I mean, he's still denying that he committed crimes.
They admitted to the crimes.
They just didn't get prosecuted.
That's different, right?
That's way different to admit to a crime.
@australiantalk
So there's that aspect of the Democrats in the United States that want retribution.
So they want to humiliate Trump and say, you're not coming after our girl.
We're going to do it to your guy.
And he's already Orange Man bad.
So let's certify him as Orange Man Bad in Orange Man is the new black and put him in a jumpsuit, right?
And then so that's one element of it.
And then if you compound that with we've got to make the Hunter Biden, Joe Biden corruption story go away.
And Donald Trump's the criminal.
Donald Trump's the criminal.
So look, here he is.
Here's the criminal.
And what was the point of raiding Mar-a-Lago?
Well, that's because he's a criminal.
And why have we got to prevent him from becoming president again?
That's because he's a criminal.
What I think would happen if they do attempt to transport him to prison, because once again, the Secret Service has to transport him there.
Then he's going to be able to pick his team, pick his dudes.
It's not like he's going to take.
Well, Dan Bongino is not going to be given the gig to be the warden of the prison that Donald Trump is in.
He can say, I'm former Secret Service.
Let me be the man.
They're going to be like, no way, dude, because you're favorable to him.
At some point, Donald Trump has to say, you'll never take me alive.
And then it kicks off, right?
Then it kicks off.
I'm Tony Montana Styles, right?
elijah schaffer
I'm Tony Montana.
I'm telling you.
It's not good.
@australiantalk
Well, and he's an original gangster from New York City because he was able to get construction done in New York City, which he's got mob energy.
And they appreciate him, right?
So if he does go to prison, he's going to be eating lobsters every night.
Milania is going to be coming in for conjugal visits.
elijah schaffer
No, they would put him under like house arrest or something like that.
I don't think he's going to see the inside of a cell for a long, long period if they envy him.
@australiantalk
The other major purpose is, well, what does it serve?
You best believe the mainstream media is just licking their lips with glee about the potentiality of Trump going to prison.
The amount of talk shows and panels, the View will run 24-7.
Navarro and all of those girls on the View, they will just be apoplectic about it.
They will just be in celebratory mode.
unidentified
It'll be like the ball falling.
elijah schaffer
They'll be cheering each other with forever, forever, right?
Oh, gosh, yeah.
@australiantalk
But then on top of that, as a president who stands in the United States, I believe the most expensive advertising time is during halftime of the Super Bowl.
That's when the commercial airtime for advertisers is the most expensive.
Well, this would certainly one-up that.
You would be having to pay top dollar to have the first ad thrown to the first commercial break when Trump is being taken to prison.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and whoever is airing his trial as well would be a massive title.
@australiantalk
And there you go.
So you're talking tens of billions of dollars, and you're talking something that would dwarf the OJ trial, dwarf the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial.
Entertainment tonight would literally drop every other person.
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Anderson, they get no love anymore.
For six months solid, it is just Trump, Trump, Trump.
So there's commercial viability here for it.
And who's going to profit from that?
Elijah, who are the major CEOs and stockholders of the largest corporations in the United States?
Where do they hail from?
elijah schaffer
Where do the owners of media networks?
unidentified
Like, who are those dudes?
elijah schaffer
There's pretty much not even a right-wing media group that isn't somewhat controlled by the same types of people.
And that's a hunt, like, that's 100% verifiable.
To the point that right-wing people, I stated this, there is a lot, a lot of people.
I just tweeted this out the other day.
A lot of people that I've genuinely been nice to, helped everything.
And I, because I'll never say names on here, I never even bring allusion to that, but who have completely severed ties with me for just making polls on Twitter that questioned the authority of certain national, a certain nationality and group.
Just a poll, not even my opinion.
Asking the public their opinion about them.
They go, to prove that they're not in control.
We don't blacklist you.
We're blacklisting you and controlling you.
And I won't say where, but I also got invited onto something, a media station, and the morning of, for some reason, they had to cancel.
So I don't know what happened.
I'm not accusing, I'm not saying anything, but they just had to cancel.
And so when I test the water because I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I've been open and honest about things that you shouldn't be open and honest about.
And that's how you start getting disinvited to media appearances.
They go, dude, that guy brings up these topics.
And so I test it because I asked back, you know, like, hey, so you want to reschedule?
Because it was like, oh, like the excuse was like, we can't, like, we need to reschedule.
You want to reschedule?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah, let's reschedule.
Oh, we'll get back to you.
Okay, why don't we reschedule now?
I will keep you in mind and I'm going to get back to you.
That's the immediate way of saying it.
I will never speak to you again.
And it's always the morning of.
And all they do is like show them my tweet and then you get disinvited.
I've had to make phone calls to people's bosses to like override blacklisting on things in my life.
But more increasingly, since I've been honest, since I've been honest about the control mechanisms of the world and been more upfront to discuss them, like I've lost a lot of allies.
And that's weird to me because I thought we were the truth party, you know, but maybe we're not.
Maybe I'm asking the right questions.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm barking.
Maybe I'm just being a conspiracy theorist.
Maybe I'm being full of hate.
Maybe I'm not, you know, being honest.
Maybe I'm just being a troll.
I don't know.
But the weird thing is, is there's this particular topic that I discuss and it leads to a complete blacklisting from many, many organizations that I've worked with very closely and people that I've helped in their careers.
It's very sad to me that people are like that.
But it's fuck it.
It's the media and I don't give a shit.
I'm independent now.
You guys support me, motherfuckers.
I love you.
Okay.
I do.
I love you.
I like you guys.
You guys are awesome.
We don't have any big money behind us.
We just do what we do.
@australiantalk
Well, even leftist or Democrat cable networks adored when Trump was president because of the scandals that they constantly brought to the surface for him.
And that was from day one.
And they came against him and they recognized that that was great for their revenue, right?
So there was a vested interest in keeping these scandals going and giving him more and more airtime enraging their audience because it kept eyes locked on their stations.
So that being the case, that being the recent proven history, would it not stand to reason that said networks would also be absolutely just getting ready, getting ready to fill bags filled with dollars at the prospect of Donald Trump being sent to prison or the trial.
And therefore, is it not a money-making exercise?
Well, he had the number one red show in the United States with The Apprentice for several years, correct?
He was the greatest star of that that made a lot of money for the network.
elijah schaffer
But that's why they took out Tucker, too.
I told people back in early 2022 that they were going to try to remove everyone from networks that was based in Red Pill and knew what was up, right?
It was going to complete overhaul.
@australiantalk
And swap him out with Jimmy Kimmel.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I said.
I said this.
I said, and I had predicted a lot of things that were going to happen because I talked to these people because I fucking know them and I know what's going on.
Now, I don't think Tucker even knew he was going to get fired the way he did, but he knew he was treading on a thin layer of ice there.
We all do.
Once they want you out in media, you're out.
And they don't just want you out.
They want you to not make money and they want you to be poor, right?
And this is why there's non-competes in contracts.
This is why even Tucker is being sued, I believe, to not make his Twitter videos.
There is like, you would have no idea.
You would have no idea how much determination and resolve and fucking patience you have to have when you exit a media company and to just have thick skin because then it's attack and attack and attack, right?
Because they perceive you to be down or like not have the same legal protections.
unidentified
So it's just destructive force, destructive force, destructive force.
elijah schaffer
And they take attacks.
Tucker, though, is a fucking tough motherfucker.
He doesn't, he's not going to get, he's a really good guy.
Okay.
I like him a lot.
He's not going anywhere.
Is he perfect?
No.
Is he the answer to life?
No.
I just mean, you know, he's still a bit of establishment, right?
Tucker's got a lot of establishmenty things.
So he's going to go after people like Nick Fuentes or things, right?
Because in some ways, he's never going to pair up with him because he's still very much.
@australiantalk
He's close to the boomers and the Zoomers and he doesn't understand the Groipers at all.
elijah schaffer
No, he doesn't.
But I meant like, so people are like, oh, well, you know, this, like, dude, there's no one in media that's got it 100% perfect.
But I will say, it is, it is, I said they were going to start dismantling and bringing and taking out people and disenfranchising people who were like genuinely trying to do this, or they were going to lock them into contracts to try to fuck them over so they couldn't say anything.
And they did this to a lot of people I know.
A lot of people I muzzled going to the election.
There's a lot of people I know that have signed contracts that are extensively just right after the election.
They renegotiate so that you are stuck right at negotiation at the at the politics that you don't go to off course so that you make sure that you're in good standing when you go to renegotiate your contract.
These companies are smart.
Okay.
They're very, smart.
@australiantalk
And Hannity's got enough cash.
Why didn't he go to bat for Tucker?
elijah schaffer
I don't think he likes him.
I don't think he likes him.
@australiantalk
Well, because he rates better than him.
unidentified
Correct?
elijah schaffer
Because these people are, dude, they're literal demons.
I literally, dude, it's actually, I wrote this the other day.
I have enjoyed making content so much more right now in Australia than in my entire life because I'm not around anyone.
Like, I'm just not around the bullshit anymore.
And it's the most freeing thing.
To be able to successfully run a show independent after attack after attack after attack, after this and that and that, to do it in another country and to be here because of the people watching, I thank you guys very much.
You guys get an applause.
These are absolutely fantastic.
You guys have supported it.
All hail Illuminati.
And we did it because the Illuminati is funding this show.
The show's funded by Tel Aviv Incorporated.
No, but I meant in the realistic sense, right?
In the realistic sense, that I think that that's a testament of like, they don't understand our resolve.
They don't understand my resolve or Tucker's resolve.
We fucking believe this shit.
Like, it's not a, it's not a job.
Right?
I mean, like, I, like, I can go back, finish my grad degree, or I can, you know, go work in engineering.
@australiantalk
Both guys speak from the heart, right?
And they don't want you to speak from the heart.
They want you to be compliant and fall into line.
Individualism isn't a commodity that they wish to trade in.
They need everybody to be subservient.
They want everybody to be the opposite of what it is to be a true American because you guys are about influence.
This whole thing about individual ideas and God and Bible and your guns, you bit of clingers.
No, no, no.
That's not the way.
Antifa's the way.
You do what we say.
You know, that's what they want.
And I do wonder, whoever the network is, if they could actually have exclusive rights to the Donald Trump trial.
Imagine if on the day the verdict was rendered, they said pay-per-view model.
How many people would pay for that pay-per-view to see the verdict rendered on Donald Trump?
elijah schaffer
I would.
@australiantalk
But how many Democrats, my man?
elijah schaffer
Everyone.
@australiantalk
Because Republicans, right-wing as us guys, we'd just illegally stream it, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's what I would do.
I'd stream it for the audience.
@australiantalk
10 straight.
elijah schaffer
I'd stream it.
@australiantalk
But you best believe tens of millions of Democrats will pay their $79.99 for that pay-per-view.
So to me, this is entertainment.
This is bigger than Hollywood.
They could air it at theaters and people would go and sit in the theater.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you got to be wearing a mask because you're a bitch.
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Yeah, you know, I think one of the weirdest things here about this is with the Trump thing and the money and why it brings people is like I saw this video that Josh LeCash knew who he is from the Wrong Opinion podcast.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Josh put up this video and just said like teachers didn't used to be this way.
And in general, people didn't used to be this way.
@australiantalk
Transsexual.
elijah schaffer
Well, just like looking like, you know, it's like a gay chic.
Like he looks like he's about to tell my fortune and my fortune's about to be about to have a poker face.
You know what I'm saying?
@australiantalk
Is he an elementary school teacher?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
What?
When did teachers start looking like this?
Are my teachers?
Like, I was homeschooled, but even when I went to junior high and high school, my teachers were like very well dressed and extremely groomed.
Like extremely well-groomed.
Like everyone was business casual or formal.
@australiantalk
He looks like the bad guy in the last level for Super Mario Brothers game that hasn't been released yet.
elijah schaffer
You know what he looks like?
@australiantalk
Some of it would terrify children.
elijah schaffer
You know what he looks like?
Jason Mamoa.
But like Jason, Jason.
@australiantalk
I think he'd take that as an insult, man.
elijah schaffer
But Jason Samoa, because he's been eating too many Girl Scout cookies.
Jason eating Samoa.
It's not Jason Mamoa.
Was his name Amosa?
@australiantalk
I don't want people to mistake him for Persian because clearly he's Bangladeshian or Indian.
elijah schaffer
He's Merman, right?
What's that one?
What's that one called?
Squid Man?
What's the movie?
The superhero movie with that actor?
@australiantalk
I know the one you're talking about, but I haven't seen it.
Merman?
elijah schaffer
Aquaman.
Merman.
He looks like Aquaman, but like Aquaman is like, you know, drinking sugar water instead of like the sea salt water.
Listen to this.
@australiantalk
He's got a perm.
elijah schaffer
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
It's so good because it's like, it's like, I like when Josh is like, he's about to rip into teachers and be like, wait, wait, when did people in our country become like this?
Like, why is this so many people?
unidentified
So it's my first day being a teacher.
And I'm quitting.
@australiantalk
It was my first day.
unidentified
I don't want this.
elijah schaffer
I went to school for no reason.
I thought, like.
Can I just say this?
If I'm questioning the tone of your voice, you have a problem.
Because I have a head voice and I already sound like a chick sometimes.
So this guy, but is this a real voice?
Because this is like this.
Like, this is like, like, my voice is real.
He's like speaking through his nose or something.
Like, I started going for a teacher.
And you're like, is that it?
Did that not match the person at all?
Like, am I, am I, or is this a woman?
Is this a trans woman?
That's all I'm like.
Is this a woman looking like a man?
What's going on here, Ben?
@australiantalk
First off, I'm still trying to decipher.
Is this a female-to-male transitioner or a male-to-female transitioner?
And Mr. Garrison was a dude.
And then Mr. Garrison became whatever he became.
I think this guy's taken a page out of that book.
But don't quote me because I don't want to misgender anybody here.
elijah schaffer
No.
@australiantalk
If you dropped off your child day one to that, you'd be saying no thank you.
I'll take my child with me.
We'll go somewhere else.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Is there a follow-on for the video where he's like, oh, it gets better?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it gets better.
He's quitting.
He's quitting.
Handle it.
These kids are just mean.
They're rude.
They're smelly.
They were sneezing everywhere.
unidentified
So today's my life.
elijah schaffer
Sneezing everywhere.
Okay.
@australiantalk
The kids are smelly.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, dude, it's true, dude.
Have you ever seen just like, can we talk about the importance of like how important family is?
Because I was thinking this today, okay?
I'm going to get a little gay here.
I was looking at my son today, and I just thought he was so cute.
I'm a little emotional, but I was looking at him.
He's so cute, right?
Just, just, just absolutely, just phenomenally made the most perfect little baby.
And he's dressed in his little like, you know, unicolor Australian.
You know, they love like their little cotton and like linen stuff, you know, with his high and tattoos.
@australiantalk
He's not like knee-high socks.
elijah schaffer
No, knee-high socks.
And I'm just looking at him and I'm like, dude, I freaking love you, you little nugget.
I love you so much, right?
There's nothing you can feel like a father looking into the eyes of your son and just that love.
It's unconditional, right?
There's nothing he can do that's going to make me not love him except for tell me he's gay.
But other than that, I'll still love him forever, right?
No, I'm just saying, I'm joking.
But also, I mean, there's literally, I'm going to love my son, even if it's hard or I have to teach him hard lessons.
And I'm going to spank him.
Why?
Because I love him.
And I looked at him and I looked at Kez and I go, dude, I love this kid so much.
I go, thank you for making him and cooking him.
But like, I go, you know, I go look at him.
Like, I always look at him.
He goes, and like gets all like happy, like really smiles and it's all bashful because he's, you know, he's like four months old.
And I go, he knows he's like, he knows he's loved.
And he has like, like, he's just loved.
And I go, think about this.
There are like babies out there that don't get love.
Right?
Because he's got a full-time mom working with him all the time.
I spend time with him.
I try to spend at least a couple, two hours one-on-one a day, like one in the morning.
I'm going to spend more time with him.
I try to spend at least two full hours, like one in the evening and one in the day, where I just like put things down.
I just spend time with my son.
@australiantalk
That's enough.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Well, yeah, yeah, because he's young.
elijah schaffer
He's a baby.
So I see, like, I mean, I see him throughout the day.
I go home for lunch or whatever, but you know what I'm saying.
But I was just thinking, like, I told her, you know, he's like, look at how happy he is because he knows he's safe.
He has no reason to not trust humans.
He has no reason to be upset.
Like, it's just a beautiful thing, that relationship you have with your innocent child.
And I just go, like, damn, you know, it really makes sense why people are so fucked up and annoying on the internet because and in the world, right?
Because a lot of people grew up in really fucked up homes.
@australiantalk
They weren't raised with love.
elijah schaffer
They weren't raised with love or raised well.
And love doesn't mean like you give your kid everything they want, right?
That could be the opposite of love.
Love is that you love them, so you want what's best for them.
And so you do what is hard and what is good for them.
And I just think, man, a lot of people just didn't grow up in good families.
They've never seen it emulated.
They don't have a good experience.
So they're just like, just like shitty people.
And I think, and they're insecure.
You ever notice the egos on the internet?
People are really insecure.
And I think they didn't get a lot of love when they were younger or they didn't like get validated.
Because people are just always defending themselves.
And like someone says one thing, they'll be like, oh, Elijah uses Rachel Mono's dildo on Fridays.
I'm like, I do.
Like, I do.
I just say, I do.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I just go, sure.
You know, but people like, you could just say something like, oh, your hair is like a chronic.
Yeah, you could be like, hey, your hair looks weird.
And they're like, fuck you, you little bitch.
My hair doesn't look weird.
You're like, bro, did you never get love?
I'm not, but I'm not talking shit.
I mean, this is genuinely.
Did you not get love?
Like, if you have to defend yourself every day on the internet, you probably didn't get a lot of love when you were younger.
If you have to, if you're insecure and you have to get a bunch of plastic surgery and you have, you probably have, and I think it all traces down to when you were a child.
And I really realized that that's why they destroyed the family first.
That's why they went after the family because generationally produces fucked up little offspring.
I'm trying to break the curses in my family, right?
But it produces these little fucktarts.
And I don't want to produce one of those.
So we make sacrifices.
We have a stay-at-home mom.
I mean, it's not going to predict that my son's going to be perfect or he's not going to make mistakes.
I hope he makes some mistakes and learns some things the hard way.
unidentified
He needs to.
elijah schaffer
He's a man.
He's got to fucking get a little dirty sometimes and figure his shit out.
But not while he's four months old, right?
This is not the time for him to be fucking up his life.
How do you fuck up your life when the only titties you see are your moms?
@australiantalk
Well, it's not the time to ruin your children when they're in infancy and when they're toddlers.
Right.
Broken people make broken people.
And too many parents are broken themselves.
And they shouldn't have never been parents in the first place.
They became parents because they had irresponsible sexual practices.
And now they understand they're bringing a child into the world.
And they certainly don't have the resources nor time nor emotional intelligence to be able to raise that children correctly.
They'd prefer to give it to strangers like the chap slash chick there and say, you raised my kid for me.
There's an order of things, Elijah, and I'm glad you adhere to that order of things.
God in Christ, Christ in man, man over woman, woman over child.
You need order.
Children need order.
They need boundaries.
They need to know their limitations.
And the reason why you can love and cherish him so much right now is because he is perfect.
It's a perfect creation right there who is totally innocent as well.
Totally innocent.
That's got his whole life ahead of him.
And what you're actually looking at is not just a bundle of joy.
It's a bundle of unlimited potential.
Potential that hasn't been skewed or ruined or corrupted in any shape or form.
And that's going to be on you, my man.
So let's see if he's a good Cub Scout.
And let's see if he's a quarterback with Hoochies.
elijah schaffer
Look at this guy.
Yeah, but look at this little Australian outfit, right?
Got the little unicolor like cotton and the knee-high socks.
Just a little chubby little sausage arms and legs, right?
I mean, I wish you could see his face because he's just got a perfect.
He looks like the baby, the Gerber baby.
Like it just looks like the perfect.
He looks like a baby with big button blue eyes, right?
Got bright blue eyes.
Little Aryan, you know, super soldier.
But look at the, I love it.
Little this little girls know a little seed outfit, right?
From Seed.
It's a good store there with his little socks.
That is such a little Aussie boy, right?
The little short shorts and the knee-high socks.
I really do.
@australiantalk
I reckon some parents would think that baby needs lipo, bro.
elijah schaffer
Your baby's probably wrong.
@australiantalk
They'd probably be very wrong.
Like, damn, man, my baby needs some lipo.
elijah schaffer
Let's give him this.
I wouldn't doubt it.
All right, guys.
We're going to do the rest of the show over from Rumble.
We're going to do the rest of the show on Rumble.
So make sure you go over to rumble.com/slash slightly offensive, or you can find us at locals.
Remember, you can support directly this show at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
You join the community.
You can sign up.
You can support independent media.
I'm getting back on my rhythm.
Yes, it was a long year.
There's a lot of bullshit and stuff, but I've got back on my rhythm.
We're making content consistently.
We have more content coming out.
Thanks to Ben.
We're now doing some traveling as well.
And you guys love Ben.
You guys love the support.
And when you guys support directly at locals, Ben is able to get water.
If you guys don't support that week, he doesn't get any water on set, but I give him set.
And you get to support, you get to support him.
We're going to try to bail him out of the Illuminati.
Anyways, Australian talk on Twitter.
His links in the description.
See you over on Rumble.
unidentified
We are
elijah schaffer
on Youtube and off of twitter and we're here at Rumble.
Are we ready to rumble?
And by the way, like tonight, like we're doing really good.
I'm really happy.
We're like back up to like pre numbers, like back in the day.
Like this is like what I would get at when I was at Blaze, like 1,200 live viewers on YouTube.
So this is good.
We're back to like pretty much where the height of the show is.
And I'm happy to have you there.
Of course, you know, it's easier to get more views and stuff when you're being promoted and you're in the US and you're going on a lot of shows and stuff like that.
But like this show is so sustainable right now and doing so well.
And it's growing really, really, really nicely on Rumble.
Like I'm extremely happy.
Advertisers are happy.
We have so many good guests.
We have more in-person guests coming up that I'm really excited about.
And we have a new show launching.
It's supposed to launch this Thursday night on censored.tv.
So if you don't know, we're going to get an extra show.
It's different format, but it's the same information, but a little bit more crazy, a little bit more, like if you're looking for more of the raw dog, just like going after the bankers, going after the degenerate, you know, leaders in our country, if you're looking at like just kind of f duck humor, no censorship, no worries about advertisers, because there's no advertising on those shows.
So you don't have to like, you know, worry about losing advertisers for what you say or anything.
It's completely censored.tv.
Don't sign up yet because I'm going to have a code.
I think it's going to be censored.tv slash offensive.
I'm pretty sure that's what my code is, is what it's going to be.
But we got a crazy thing going and it's supposed to launch this Thursday.
God knows if I can get it launched this Thursday, we will.
But if you haven't seen that, we do have a massive set.
You know, it's like if you want to see this, it's all right.
That was it.
That was the big set.
And we're working on it.
We're building it.
We're moving it.
We're grooving it.
And we've got a lot more expanding to go.
Plus, Kez is starting her community and podcast soon.
She's working on it.
So I really appreciate you guys supporting and glad to know that we're partnering with amazing people.
Also, I do a video series for the GatewayPunnet.com now, too.
So I'm back doing journalism for them, which is still pretty freaking cool.
So we're doing good.
We're doing so good.
All right, Rumble, where are you at?
In the chat.
Dooland Tired said $5.
Keep it going, brother.
And I don't know if we got any other super chats there, but we didn't.
Nah, keep it going.
I'm happy to see you guys here.
We are in the chat.
I wish we'll continue to talk about all these things because we've got more segments coming up.
All right.
We're talking about the Matrix.
Let's talk about something funny.
These are videos and clips that I found hilarious or just slightly disturbing.
Let's get to the things that make me laugh.
What an amazing time.
What an amazing, absolute amazing time it is.
Finally, found out who's oppressing trans people.
We are introduced into this girl or boy or something.
I'm not entirely sure what it is that we're looking at, who was interviewed and asked about the oppression of individuals, right?
Literally talking about what happened and who's oppressing you.
She said the government's oppressing her.
And I'm surprised that the Biden administration is oppressing her.
But check this out.
This is such a good video.
Watch.
unidentified
Trans hate in the fucking world.
Sorry.
There's so much trans hate in the world right now, and I'm so done with it.
And pride just means that we are unabashedly happy just to be alive.
Anna, where do you personally feel that that hate is coming from?
Most places, but especially the government.
Anna, in your own life, where would you say that you feel the hate the most?
I feel like I kind of internalize a lot of the hate, so it feels like it mostly comes from myself at this point.
@australiantalk
The pathology is real.
The pathology is real.
elijah schaffer
Where do you feel most of the hatred?
Well, really, the hatred is just like from myself.
@australiantalk
And it's like self-hatred.
But that's what it projected adequately into the world.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is a good conversation about doing the wrong thing.
Okay.
You don't have to be religious to enjoy this.
Have you ever had anxiety before?
@australiantalk
A hanging.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
It's like so much anxiety.
I want to hang myself.
elijah schaffer
No, when you went to bed like drunk and you wake up like and like you like wake up and you like have like some anxiety because you drank too much, like a hang, it's like it's like a hangover, but like anxiety.
It's an anxiety.
It's not a hangover, it's just an anxiety from the hangover.
Okay, where you like you drank a lot and you're like, oh shit, and you like wake up in your bed and you're like, thank god, I made it here what happened last night?
Anxiety.
Okay, so you don't feel good.
Drink too many days in a row, even if you're drinking moderately, drink two days in a row.
You'll start to feel anxiety or just something will happen to you.
You'll start to feel just like pressure in your head.
Your body's telling you this is not like yeah, just don't be drinking this much, right?
Yeah.
Um, the same thing goes with anything like go look at porn.
You don't feel great, okay.
Some people say they don't feel bad.
Fine okay, you don't feel bad, but you don't feel like fantastic.
When you're looking at porn, your body's telling you, this is frying my neurotransmitters.
The body has like things that tell us that God has programmed into us to help us to know how to live right, to help us to know how to behave.
It doesn't feel good when you're mean to people, um.
It feels good when you're mean to evil people right, but even then it feels even better when you uh, you know like, like i've done this multiple times right, there's there's people out there that there's just people out there that have been pretty cruel to me and even.
But i'll still reach out to them in a hard time and i'll still give them an encouragement or something like that, because I i'm a human right, and I care about people right, I really do, and and it feels better than going and being an asshole back right, that's what i'm saying.
Like, there's a natural feedback with our emotions, with our feelings.
There's a lot going on in there.
Um, I think the reason Why the LGBTQ community is so like fucking crazy is because their behavior, when you accept a lie and you live a lie, there's no way to be happy.
So it's going to leave you very like very disquieted is the way I could pronounce it or very unsettled all the time.
So probably dealing with anxiety, probably nervousness, probably lack of confidence.
And it's so what it is is you're going to perceive the world like you're going to be an outsider and you're never going to feel anywhere.
Like you're never going to feel at home at home.
You don't even feel at home in your own body.
So your lack of connection to your true nature and your identity, your true sexuality, your true gender is going to leave you with such a feeling that it really is self-hatred and that your body trying to tell you that you're fucked up, but you're trying so hard to prove to yourself who you are.
It's not that you need anyone else to accept it.
That's why they're so loud about it.
Like they're like, I'm gay and I'm proud.
It's for them.
It's not for us.
It's my pronouns.
You fucking didn't get my pronouns right, you fucking bitch.
And you're like, it's ma'am.
Yeah, but it's like, it's because it's for them.
The validation isn't even the problem.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's that they don't believe who they are.
@australiantalk
They're at war with themselves.
elijah schaffer
So then when someone else confirms their bias, their negative bias, it sets them off.
And I think that was nice to hear her, the young lady, be honest.
I think it's more of an internalized self-hatred.
And I'm like, I think that's the majority of the LGBTQ community.
I think that's, and I didn't say the majority of all people that are gay or whatever, because there are people out there that are not part of the LGBTQ community.
They do exist.
But I don't think that you can be gay and be happy.
Like truly happy.
Right?
Like, I don't.
Well, I don't think you can.
@australiantalk
Was a time when happy people were just gay people.
You were gay and happy before they rearranged the word and redefined it and called it something different.
But I think what we're witnessing is because they received not a love of the truth that they shall be saved, God shall send them strong delusion that they will believe the lie.
And they're living that lie every day.
There's inherent shame in their personal conduct.
They know they're at war within themselves.
They don't wish to live with that shame.
So they're flipping on someone's head.
They're becoming activists.
They're becoming bold, becoming loud.
And they're saying it's now pride.
And we're being told to celebrate the pride.
I can't get down with celebrating the pride when I know it's shame.
I won't normalize the shame and call it pride.
And it's not the same type of pride is a sin which we all deal with, and it can be through our egos and us thinking we're better than other people.
They're coming from a totally different place.
They're broken, sadly.
And if they just led private lives in their bedrooms, they'd be fine.
They'd be able to exist in the world.
But it's because they want everybody to celebrate them.
They're becoming memes themselves.
elijah schaffer
Johnny Bones in the chat just wrote, don't stick your dick in dudes' asses.
unidentified
It's like, okay, that's one way to say it, right?
elijah schaffer
There it is.
@australiantalk
Perversion is perversion, is perversion, and it will never be pure.
And regardless if they wish to deem it that, right-thinking people, not right-voting people, but right-thinking people, they will never accept that as decent because it's not.
elijah schaffer
Oh, anal sex.
@australiantalk
Man-on-man, anal.
elijah schaffer
Oh, they just meant anal sex in general.
@australiantalk
I will, potentially, but I know some people stopboneonbone.com slash slightly.
elijah schaffer
Were they trolling me through that, through that?
@australiantalk
I've seen that happen in chat before.
elijah schaffer
Was that a troll?
Because I even wondered that, too.
I'm like, stop bone.
@australiantalk
Because it wasn't.
elijah schaffer
They're sponsored a right-wing company, right?
They're a right-wing brand, probably.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Or at least affiliated.
And then they're called stopboneonbone.com.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm going, there's, I know that means like Arthurite is like collagen because collagen peptides.
Talking about like, you know, you know, the matter between your joints.
@australiantalk
100%.
elijah schaffer
But stopbone on bone.com slash slightly.
@australiantalk
It appeared that this was Sneeko and that was John Zirka.
And they were stopping them from stop bone on bone.
Pumping each other.
They didn't want Sneeko and John Circa getting down with each other like this.
They'd prefer the boys turn around and face outwardly.
elijah schaffer
What happened with Sneeko and John Zerka?
unidentified
Nothing.
@australiantalk
I'm just throwing them under the bus.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I was like, I like them.
I do like, you know, I like both of those guys.
I need to get, you know what it is?
I like those guys and I need to get supposed to have Zirka on the show.
John fucking Zerka.
But I would way rather have him on in person.
You know what I mean?
So I'm going to hit these people.
I'll be like, hey, you plan on coming to Australia for something?
I'll just get you a first class ticket from Sydney up here.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
I'm not sure he can smuggle in enough cocaine for his trip, my man.
elijah schaffer
Is that what is that the energy comes from?
@australiantalk
But we can hook him up with some Colombians.
I'm sure he's got Pablo somewhere around.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'll get him some cocaine.
I'll just pay $500 a gram, right?
Isn't that what it is out here?
$500?
@australiantalk
Yeah, but I think he's going through ounces every couple of days, bro.
No, I think so.
elijah schaffer
No, cocaine is expensive out here, dude.
You can't mess around.
500 bucks, bro.
500 bucks for a gram.
@australiantalk
And he's going to expect that good stuff from Miami.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I've ever blown through more than maybe an eight ball in a night, which is kind of a lot, right?
But I think that's like a crazy night.
That's like a Vegas night.
@australiantalk
No, it's a rookie night.
elijah schaffer
An eight ball?
unidentified
Really?
@australiantalk
That's rookie antics, man.
Yeah, you know we're close to Motley Crew.
elijah schaffer
I haven't done Coke in a long time, but I don't plan on doing it ever again, right?
I'm not like, I'm not big on the narcotics, but I will say, I've always said this, I don't like it very much because it's like, it's a, to me, it's like antithetical to my goals, right?
Because it's like, you just do Coke and then you're like, you want another line and then you can drink more and then you can like do another line and you can like kind of go crazy.
And like I don't, I've never done a lot of Coke in my life, except when I was like maybe young.
No, I mean like I've been doing it regularly.
When I was really young, right?
I did like a lot of lines when I was when I was like 19, right?
18, like that age.
But then like as I got older, that shit like just you can't sleep and it messes up your day.
@australiantalk
It's just college days, man.
That's normal stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, in college.
That's what I'm saying.
College.
But as like an adult, I've just done like, you know, Vegas or something like that.
But I'm not like, but I like, I don't, I don't think I ever really liked it.
Like, I think it's just like you're drinking with the mates and they're like, oh, hey, like, yo, let's like, because there's always that one friend.
Oh, let me see if the chat knows what I'm talking about, by the way.
That's, he's honorary.
There's always that one friend in the in the room that like, I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, but you, you give them one shot, one shot of alcohol.
unidentified
And they're like, dude, we got to get a bag.
elijah schaffer
There's like, there's that one friend, right?
Like, it's like the first tip of alcohol comes on their tongue, and they're like, bro, you know, like, they start, but they start making nudges.
Like, they don't, they don't start by saying bad.
They start being like, yo, you know what would be nice right now?
Some girls.
And you're like, nah, dude, like, we're married.
Like, we're going to get into some trouble if you bring some girls.
And they're like, no, Everyone here is Hispanic.
I'm talking about like a white girl.
And then you don't know what they're talking about.
You're like, huh?
Why are we, why are we, dude?
Our wife would be pissed if we brought a white girl.
And it's like, no, no, no.
Not, I'm talking about like a Colombian white girl.
You're like, oh, you, no.
It's always, I'm always like, I'm looking at it that goes, no, no.
Because when that shit enters into the friend group, when that, when, when, ah, because then there's that one friend that's just like, let's go be even crazier, do the craziest stuff tonight.
And you're like, dude, so when the boys are hanging out, keep your eyes on that friend.
Don't let them do any lines or take any shots.
Find the friend and say, no lines or no shots because that's gonna, your night is gonna go down south.
You know, too.
It goes down quickly.
Once that friend gets the lines and the shots, it's game over, buddy.
They end up disappearing half the time.
If you don't go along with their antics, and they're like, bro, they always end up at a strip club.
They always end up at a every time they end up at a strip club.
It's like, dude, I was at a strip club.
And you're like, yeah, I know.
But you disappeared.
It's like, dude, I got in the limo.
You should have gotten the limo.
You're like, no, I'm not getting in the limo.
@australiantalk
It's because the boys can go out and have a good time.
And let's pour some homie out.
Let's pour some liquor out for the homies and all that type of stuff.
That's all cool.
But one dude does want to turn it into a remake of Hangover, the movie.
And so you think you're going to be doing okay.
You think you're going to be okay.
But then the next thing you know, you're at in a bucks party with your mate and your mate who's going to be getting married the next day.
Guess what?
He's handcuffed to a tree in the middle of the bush somewhere here in Australia.
And everyone's going, we forgot to uncoffee him, man.
Someone's going to go out there.
And his wife's looking at you at the aisle saying, where is he?
You were out with him last night.
unidentified
What do you mean?
He's three hours away handcuffed to a tree naked.
elijah schaffer
Dude, dude, I don't know.
@australiantalk
These things happen.
elijah schaffer
Dude, no, when the boys go out, I swear, like the amount of times that I'm like, can't believe I'm alive.
I like some of the chat was like, I used to do drugs.
I still do too, but I also used to do them as well.
But like, someone also said that they like Coke too much.
That's why they stay away from it.
That's true.
Sean Afong sent TF fornication is greater than masturbation.
I don't know what does that mean, TF fornication?
I don't know what that means.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what that means, but I will say that is, let's just, let's just assume it's true.
When the boys go out and the boys hang out, there's just such an interesting dynamic.
@australiantalk
Meanwhile, girls get a heck of a lot wilder than the boys when they go out.
They just never confess what they got up to.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
But that depends what girls are into because the Kez doesn't go.
Kez is not like a wild person.
unidentified
She's like a lady.
@australiantalk
She don't go out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
Like my wife's like a lady.
She doesn't like go out with the girls to get like strippers and like she doesn't like like she felt uncomfortable, you know, like at like a friend's bachelorette when they had like penis necklaces.
@australiantalk
What is it with all that themed stuff that those women do?
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
My wife's like, I'm uncomfortable.
Like I don't like this.
This is uncomfortable.
@australiantalk
Cock straws and cock hats.
elijah schaffer
It's not even ladylike, dude.
It's not ladylike.
@australiantalk
I don't get it at all.
elijah schaffer
It's the hoe in the group.
It's always, it's the hoe.
@australiantalk
So that's the hoe in the group corrupts the group like that one guy after the bag.
elijah schaffer
It's the maid of honor that is not getting married because she's a coked up hoe.
And so she's like, oh, you know, like, I love when the world tries to make women's sexuality like men's when it's just completely different.
And I'm like, you know what?
Men love tits and vagina and stuff like that.
So women just must love cocks.
And like, maybe, maybe your woman loves yours, you know?
Maybe she loves yours.
Well, get on her bad side, see if she still loves it.
Your girl's on your bad side.
You still like the pop a little peek at the titties, you know what I mean?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, like, like, you know, you get in a fight and you close the door and you see like one titties hanging out, you know, and they're sleeping with their legs open.
You like peeking, you're like, bye, baby.
And you're like, they're like yelling at you or something.
But you don't even care.
Girls, suddenly, they not only not interested in penises, they're not interested in sex, right?
When they're mad, they're just, and they'll, they'll let you know.
@australiantalk
And the maddest ones become lesbians.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, then you get, and they get, and a lot of women use sex as a manipulation tactic.
That's a very unhealthy thing.
But a lot of them use sex withholding sex to manipulate their men.
That's a really toxic trait, guys.
Be very careful with that.
All women are not going to just like want to have sex if you're not treating them well.
That's that's that's normal.
Don't be afraid of that.
Like if your girl's not in the mood and she's not horny and stuff because you're not treating her well, that's because women's sexuality is just different.
They're like, you know, we're like microwaves and they're like slow cookers, right?
I mean, they just take, like, you don't know.
Like, you could have done something in the day that made them horny at night.
Like, you just, like, they just start thinking about something and how you're a good husband or a good father and you did something and then they start wanting to have sex with you.
And it's just, I might be wrong, girls, but I've seen this happen.
However, it's like, I don't buy this idea that girls just love dick, you know, like dicks.
Not like some girls are hoes and like getting dick down, but like they don't, I don't think girls are like aroused by like a penis necklace or like, you know, it's just like so, but it's like that weird feminist shit where it's like, it's like guys, you know, like strippers.
So girls need strippers.
Like what girl wants to see a dude helicopter?
Like, I don't think, is that, is that the same thing?
I don't think so.
Girls in the chat, I don't think it's the same thing.
I don't think, I don't think it's like, I don't think girls get the same thing out of it.
Like guys are visual.
You see a stripper, you see titties, you see yes, you're like, you like it, you know, whatever, you like it.
You don't pee wee hermen it, but you like it.
But but if you're a girl, well, I don't see why I don't think girls like want to just go see men naked.
And if they do, I think it's probably something's wrong with them.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like that's true.
@australiantalk
They don't.
And guys can prove it to themselves.
All they've got to start doing is sending dick shots or dick pics to all their female colleagues at work who just a friendly gesture and see how well that goes down with all the girls in the office.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
And conversely.
elijah schaffer
Just make a dick joke.
Dude, talk about make dick jokes and you will piss a woman off and she will get in trouble.
You will be in trouble.
Don't make dick jokes.
@australiantalk
But dudes, if we just looked at our phone and girls just started sending pussy pics to us.
Yeah, cool.
There's no dramas.
That's all right.
We haven't got a problem with it.
We're not going to get terribly upset unless it's something that's attached to Lizzo, for example.
But there is a difference there, man.
And we don't need our women to be high body count to help girls as an aspiration through equality because it's not equality.
It's a ruining of themselves.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't find that to be like, that's why men will sleep with the hoes, but they won't marry them, right?
That's the age-old problem.
But I also think, I think that's why it's weird when you're getting married to like how the dick-themed bachelorette party.
Like it's wholesome.
Like you're getting married.
You're a lady.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You're a lady.
You know, be classy, ladies.
@australiantalk
Yeah, why cost them the night before?
They've been good girls to the point to get engaged and now a dude wants to marry them.
And on their last night before they meant to walk down the aisle, yeah, just go wild and get blown out.
Yep, no dramas.
Have a train run on you.
It's all good because tomorrow you're going to be married and you'll be a good girl forever.
elijah schaffer
I love some of the people in here.
Someone's like, my wife doesn't even like it when I helicopter.
And people are just in here like, if you're under 25 doing crazy shit to start your day does more damage to your brain long term than your body for a simple jolt of energy.
It's true.
A lot of guys are saying the best way to wake up and have a good day is just spend breakfast with the family.
I've been having breakfast with Kez every morning.
I went, I took today.
Yeah, like I was like, I felt like a little bit like, I sometimes get frustrated with things online.
So what did I do?
I just turned, because when I start my day, it's like 7 a.m., right?
Yeah.
And so I'm on my phone.
It's by 7 usually.
@australiantalk
You sleep in, man.
7 a.m. is a bit of a sleeping break.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm on my phone by 7.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So like that would not.
@australiantalk
So you're not even up and at them yet.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, I'm up.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like today I was up.
I was on my phone from like, I messed up today.
I did that thing where you wake up and then you go to the bathroom and you can't fall back asleep.
So it was like 5.15 and I just lay in bed for an hour and a half and go on Twitter.
But it's weird because it's 5.15 a.m. for me and then people like wanting to fight me on Twitter or something like that.
And it's like, cause it's like 6 o'clock for them, you know, 5 o'clock p.m.
And I'm like, it's just too early.
@australiantalk
I haven't done a 5 a.m. Twitter session.
elijah schaffer
I've done a lot of that.
@australiantalk
I've done a lot of that.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And no, I've done a lot of like I wake up in the morning and there's always just somebody being like let me let me rip on Elijah.
It's always that's like it's like a Twitter pastime.
I'm like I'm one of those people that people like to rip on and I can take it right because I think it's funny.
@australiantalk
Does it fire you up?
Well, I think it's more Twitter exposure first thing in the morning.
Does it get you fired up?
elijah schaffer
Well now I make a ton of money from it.
I'm not even joking.
Yeah.
Twitter is paying a lot of Elon's my boy now.
I'm going to simp for him now.
Nah, Twitter, my addiction to Twitter is now a full-time job.
Good.
It is a full-time job, but it's not a, it's not like, I'm not rich off of it, but I meant like, it's nice because now people hate me, but I monetize it, right?
So people like tag me, talk shit, say things, and I literally generate like revenue.
So it's really not a bad thing.
However, like, it's like one of the crazy, that's what, like, somebody was like, hey, for your account size and stuff, like, you can make like 3x of what someone three times the account size is because I have a high, a high, high, high interaction rate.
Like, it's fucking crazy.
@australiantalk
And you know, the haters are going to hate you so much more than knowing that their hate actually brings you.
elijah schaffer
Everybody, I want to show you guys.
I got Elijah Moore.
I want to show you.
I want to show them right now where genuinely how toxic Twitter is.
Here's exactly how toxic Twitter is.
Everything you put on there, it makes somebody angry.
Like they just get angry about it, right?
Like they're just not happy with you.
@australiantalk
Someone will be offended somewhere sometime, possibly potentially, because.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
@australiantalk
This is what we're dealing with.
elijah schaffer
Let me go here.
Let me find it.
Okay.
Like, for instance, let me just go into some of the funnier parts.
Like, you can just put up like late morning ice Law Tanya golf course.
Now, one of the reasons why I do this is because there's a bunch of people that get mad and tell me that I use Twitter like I'm a 50-year-old on Facebook.
And so once you tell me that you're angry at me for something, I'm going to just continue to do it.
So I take this shit out of, it's called autism, right?
I take the shit out of like dumb, repetitive things.
So I like upload a coffee every morning, usually.
And like the comments, you know, it's like when you go down some of these things, like, what, yeah, what is this?
2007 Facebook?
Like, piano, you want some latte with your milk?
Will it help you grow a spine?
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
Like, the comments are like, people, like, how, like, how did that like?
@australiantalk
Like, coffee triggered them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, it's just, it gets even better.
It gets like just even better.
Like, it's, like, like, I put stuff up and people are just like, like, ridiculous.
Where is it?
I put up a picture of me smoking a cigar.
This is one of my favorite things.
Come on.
How much do I tweet?
Mother fucker, this is insane.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
So I go to it.
I put this up.
I'm having an arturofuente Rosado Gran Reserva, right?
Aturofuente.
Rosado Gran Reserva?
Reserva?
Reserva.
I have no idea.
Aturo Fuente.
Ay Jos, Aturo Fuente.
All right.
An arturofuente, right?
It's nice.
Or Arturo Fuente if you're American.
And I, well, I did this part to troll, but like, it's, it's, um, people are, like, genuinely, like, happy.
But I put this up because every time you put up a 0% beer, people get like so mad.
Like, that's not a beer.
Like, they just do it.
Like, look, and then I wrote that I like sometimes have Coke Zero sugar.
And people are like sending me articles about aspartame, right?
Like, calling it Fizzy Tea, owned by Anheuser-Busch.
Is that not an alcoholic beer?
We can find that I like to try.
Nice guy.
Unfollowed.
That's probably a joke.
That's Fizzy Water, like Coke Zero, bra.
You may as well get a real Coke.
Those artificial sweeteners are as bad as fentanyl.
@australiantalk
And he's got the Ukraine flag in his bio, and he's got the gay unicorn, and he says he's a black belt.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but look at these names, too.
Goystein McSchecklberg.
@australiantalk
Hey, why not?
That's actually the unibommer in his profile picture, my man.
elijah schaffer
Oh, is that?
@australiantalk
Yeah, that's Kuklinski.
But it's funny, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Well, the thing is, it's working for you.
And at some stage, well, you're not going to let the cat out of the bag because I'll never grasp it anyway, but you're having fun.
This to you is fun.
It's enjoyment.
It's entertainment.
It's comedy.
You're taking the piss, but you're also just showing what a coffee looks like in the morning for yourself.
And if that's enough to send people over the edge, maybe they're going to start having coffees in the morning themselves as well or something.
Because ultimately, dude, that's jealousy.
That's jealousy.
elijah schaffer
How do you get triggered by coffee?
like it's just coffee like we're like a like somebody's like that's why that's my favorite thing on the internet is that is just men getting triggered by other men's desires Okay, I have to show you something so fucking hilarious.
Let me send it to myself right now.
This is one of the funniest threads.
Okay, this is about the argument of whether big boobs or smaller boobs are better.
Did you see this one?
Okay, this is one of the best threads I think I've ever read in my life.
I said it to myself on Twitter.
This is why I go on Twitter so much.
Because this guy settled the argument of whether or not small boobs or big boobs.
We're going to end the show here.
We're going to end the show here.
This is the end of the show.
So stick around.
Stick around right now because we're about to settle the debate whether small boobs or big boobs are better.
This is from an account.
I follow so many of these accounts and they make me so happy.
It's kind of long and retarded.
And we're going to end with this.
Okay.
Here we go.
Can you read that off the screen there?
@australiantalk
I can.
elijah schaffer
Okay, go ahead.
@australiantalk
How to pretend you're rich, even if you like huge tits.
It's a long post.
Accusing men with different preferences than you of being losers is traditional male pastime, but people haven't figured out how it works with breast size.
elijah schaffer
Stop there.
That's what Twitter is.
Like, I'm just like, hey, I like latte.
You faggot with the milk and your bitch drink.
And you're like, bro, it's just men love to give each other shit, right?
For not being like them.
So keep going.
@australiantalk
When it comes to BMI, everyone knows the lines.
If you're on team thick, everyone who likes anorexic girls is gay or a pedophile.
If you're on team thin, everyone who likes fat girls is broke or black or both.
That's true.
With breast size, there's only one study to tell us anything.
And I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who's ever read it.
Researchers took about 100 guys and separated them into two groups, hungry and not hungry.
Not sure why they picked hunger as the metric, but boy am I glad they did.
They showed each group five animated women in order of ascending breast size and asked them to pick which one they found most attractive.
The size of breasts on the animated women could roughly be described as non-existent, medium, large, AOC, and cartoonishly gonze.
elijah schaffer
Cartoonishly gonzo.
unidentified
So the phrase here, the AOC, you should have put AOC on.
elijah schaffer
Large, very large, and cartoonishly.
@australiantalk
That's why AOC was very large, but she's not cartoonish gonze just yet.
The findings showed two trends.
Hungry men preferred bigger breasts regardless when you go, hey.
A gee's got to eat, right?
unidentified
Yeah, watch.
elijah schaffer
This is so good.
@australiantalk
Researchers spend a lot of time discussing implications of this.
What it might say about preference for resource acquisition, offspring, etc.
I personally think the scientists were just embarrassed to point out the clear and obvious truth.
unidentified
Hungry men wanted to breastfeed and the bigger tits looked more nutritious.
@australiantalk
Shout out to Crocodile Dundee.
He approves.
Richer men preferred smaller breasts.
Where people go wrong here, presumably, because they haven't read the study, is in assuming rich men prefer small breasts.
They prefer smaller breasts than rich men, but nobody preferred the smallest two sizes.
The richest group preferred large breasts while the poorest preferred very large.
The results explain a lot about how to operate with current breast size argument meta.
Basically, it turns out.
elijah schaffer
I know this is long, but it's almost done.
@australiantalk
And I'm reading this for the first time.
It's hard to get a straight face.
So basically, it turns out everyone likes big tits.
Shout out W Does Dallas.
If somebody claims to the small ones, it's one of two things.
You're arguing with someone on amphetamines.
elijah schaffer
It's so good.
@australiantalk
Given the nature of Twitter arguments, this is by far the more likely option.
In this case, you just have to keep arguing with them for another 8 to 12 hours until their medications wear off.
They'll get really hungry and start to agree with you, too.
You're arguing with a guy who's dating a woman with small breasts.
They might not have originally been his preference, but he loves her so much, it's rewired his brain.
Or maybe he doesn't love her, but she checks his Twitter and he's scared of the rash she'd exhibit if she saw him disagreeing with her breasts online.
Either way, you basically have to accept a stalemate unless you can find the girl to get her to dump him.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this is so good because also, like, that's such a, like, so many truthful statements.
Like, you probably are half the time just arguing with men on amphetamines.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're both like on amphetamines, like, like, arguing with you.
And then the second one is like, that's such a thing a woman would find out.
Like, you know, my mom actually follows your Twitter.
And she said that you said large breasts are better.
So what does that say about me?
Like, oh, your mom follows my Twitter?
You know what I mean?
It's always like, they always have some like in, right?
They always have some in.
She's females.
Like, but here's my advice.
This is my advice.
This is my advice to dudes.
Big boobs, good, but here's the true advice.
If a woman has smaller boobs, but they're full cups, so if they're like round, we call them handfuls.
If they have smaller boobs, but they're round, when they get pregnant, their boobs are going to get really nicely large and look really good.
And then sometimes those women's breasts stay bigger.
Not as big as when they breastfeed, but they stay bigger, especially after a couple children.
So then they're not going to sag and they're going to be nice boobs.
So if you find a girl with smaller boobs, but they're full cups, like D, like they're like, you know, they're like actual Ds or whatever, even though they're not big numbers.
No, they're not big numbers.
They, yeah, they're suppressed and they will get bigger.
@australiantalk
They still grow to Ds.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but also sometimes people that have like smaller boobs, they don't see as big of a growth and they go down a lot.
Like if they're smaller cups or different sizes, they'll get big in breastfeeding and go back down, but there's a natural change in physiogamy.
So, and I think too with smaller breasts, it's not bad to have smaller breasts, but if they're the full-size cup, because all boobs are nice, but like I said, sometimes the girl's just skinny and she hasn't put on the weight from pregnancy.
So her boobs just are like, and they're a surprise.
They're a surprise to you because they're actually look bigger because they're bigger.
They're just not longer, you know?
So they're not, they don't look like they have big boobs.
But a lot of times they'll shock you.
So that was just my recommendation.
If you're dating a girl with small boobs and you're wondering if you should marry her and you wonder if the boobs are big enough, I'm not telling you to like just, you can just, I'm not telling you to do sexual stuff, but you should notice the cup size.
And if it's got full cups, then she's going to have some juicy boobies that are going to really be good for your son and you at the same time.
@australiantalk
And also, Juno had fantastic boobs.
She topped them off and now no dudes want her.
Juno.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Well, okay, bigger's better, but sometimes there is a such thing as too big.
Okay.
And that's not normal.
Usually it's fake.
Like there are girls that are just getting these like quadruple F's or like these bullets and the other people.
@australiantalk
That's weird.
Women may disagree with the statements in the study, but women cannot disagree with the fact that women proactively go out and enhance themselves with larger boobs.
And it isn't always to entice men.
A lot of the time, it's to make other women feel inadequate.
elijah schaffer
True.
They also say small dicks are safer for women, right?
That's such a cope.
That is the funniest cope.
Like, dude, that is so dude.
@australiantalk
Some people dating dwarfs.
elijah schaffer
Some people really do struggle.
Like, my favorite part about dick size is that your dick's the biggest when you're in junior high.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Is that right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because everybody's got a 12 to 18 inch penis.
You know, like, it's like, how big is yours?
20 inches?
Like, wow.
It's crazy that all of ours reduces.
You know what I mean?
Everyone's got like a 20.
I guess you don't know inches, but a ruler, right?
Or like half a meter, right?
Like, that's it's a junior high.
So the night, the crazy thing about dicks is that yours gets way bigger when you're in junior high, and then suddenly it goes back to normal size as you get older.
Right.
But most guys, a lot of guys are really insecure, like really, really insecure.
And they compensate, right?
You wouldn't even know if they're insecure.
But a lot of women also, like, if they're not a hoe, this is why virginity is so important.
And as long as you got the biggest dick they've ever been with, then you're doing okay.
Yeah.
And that's why virginity rocks because when you have the biggest dick in their life, and even if yours is comparatively small, they'll never know.
And so girls that are really obsessed with like massive cock energy are probably sluts, to be completely honest.
But you do want a good tool.
You do want a good tool.
But as you'll find, just because your tool is good doesn't mean you're going to make a woman orgasm.
It doesn't.
Because, you know, like they say, right?
Like the government seems to be able to do like it has money for everything.
Could they spend some My Way to help me learn how to make my wife orgasm or whatever?
Like that's like a common joke.
But it's like, so it's like the dick size is like a funny thing because even though you want a good tool and it can aid in the performance, you also don't want like you also could make a woman orgasm with your tongue.
So it's like, you know, I mean, and some people, some people really are against, you know, some people are really against oral sex.
Like, there's some people that are really against that.
Like, I know people that are like, think it's wrong.
Well, if do you think it's wrong?
They put it online with, they call it sodomy.
They think it's online with anal sex, like eating a girl out or getting a blowjob.
They think it's like a, I think it's like a, like a, like, I know people that think it's like sodomy.
Like, it's the same thing as anal sex.
Like it's like you don't put your mouth there.
@australiantalk
Well, you know, people are people.
But but for all the dudes out there that think they're not packing heat, so long as you get off and you finish, well, then the job is done, boys.
So don't beat yourself up about it.
If she doesn't like it, that's okay.
Trade her and find yourself another one.
You might just not be able to retain the one you want for a lifetime.
But there's techniques and there's methods and there's elongation, I believe.
You can do things and there's also toys.
You get her lesbian girlfriend and you can learn how to dial her in with your fingers.
Ultimately, what?
unidentified
Where are you going?
elijah schaffer
I'm all being vague.
Dial this in.
Late night sex talks with Ben from Australian talk.
@australiantalk
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
But I hope everyone enjoyed it.
We had a bit of fun here tonight.
Yeah, I'll see you in CPAC, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Have some fun, man.
Let's get to Sydney.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a couple of you guys said, I caught a turn of heard said, Women are kitchen appliances.
Elijah paraphrased.
Dusty Tart said, Howard Schultz, founder and on and off CEO of Starbucks, is a massive Jew.
Doomsday Cracker also said this as well, which is me as a scarecrow, which I don't know what is.
Where did this come from?
I don't know.
I don't even know.
@australiantalk
I love the straw hat they put on you there.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this show is missing out so much not having super chats on YouTube.
Like, we have a lot of fun with the super chats.
I've always had a lot of fun with the super chats.
Someone else sent this one too, said, don't want to sell your beachfront property to BlackRock.
Everybody gets a direct energy weapon.
@australiantalk
That's like the meme of the day.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's so good.
@australiantalk
It should come with sound effects.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's so good.
It's honestly so good.
I really appreciate you guys.
What's up, Shaney Whaley, Shane Whaley?
Bing-bong, poo-poo, pee-pee, drummer work.
I contracted her and said, great show tonight.
Great work tonight.
Doomsday Carter said, don't beat your little dick.
And Vince lasagna said, sex for procreation.
Anything else is a sin.
Vince, are you married?
@australiantalk
Married?
Is he his last name really lasagna, bro?
That would be seriously funny.
elijah schaffer
I don't think so.
@australiantalk
He's Italiano.
Michiamo, lasagna.
elijah schaffer
Dude, you ever notice it's like hard to read these screens with these lights so bright that I'm like, I have to like squint to like read.
These lights are taking a toll.
And somebody in the Rumble chat said that they had larger boobs and then their child sucked them down and it ruined them.
And that's true.
That's true.
So there we are.
And then we got Brian 117621 said, Love you, Lijah.
Love you guys too.
The Rumble chat.
I appreciate you guys.
Make sure, if you don't like this video already, please hit the thumbs up button.
We have 58 likes and about 1,100 people watching.
So I don't know how that's possible to not have that many likes.
We also did good tonight on YouTube.
We had like 1,200 watching too.
So that's good.
So we had like a couple thousand watching tonight.
We really appreciate the show.
You guys have been awesome.
I like to see at this point how we're doing in our placement in the live streams.
Did they really change it?
I think they did, huh?
But yeah, here we are.
Once again, we're in the top eight.
Look at that.
Boom.
Right there in the top eight.
And we're moving.
And we're at the end.
So we're going to jump.
@australiantalk
We don't even need hoochies.
elijah schaffer
No, look, you got Real America's Voice Network.
Stew Peters Live.
Oh, that's cool.
I've never seen Stew Peters Live interact with Stu on Rumble.
That's cool.
He's got a huge account, like 400,000 people.
You have Nick Ricada, who's got a huge account.
He's got 2,200 watching.
He probably just went live right now.
Newsmax, Infowars, and then like the Hoochies, which I would watch too, you know?
So it's like, dude, I'm really happy with this show's growth where it's been.
I'm really happy with the sustainability.
I love you guys a lot.
And we're just going to keep ramping it up and hopefully get some good content if Ben doesn't fuck up the camera.
So if he fucks it up, then we're rude.
We're done.
@australiantalk
That's not going to happen.
elijah schaffer
We'll make it happen.
Anyway, I also have a debate coming up too between some pro-communists and like all this crazy shit.
Like I suppose I have Jackson Hinkle and Keith Woods and Joel Davis and this other guy like Haas who's like a pro-Russian guy.
And I don't know.
I don't even understand what they're trying to debate, but I'm getting back into this.
They've been trying to set up a debate for a long time.
No one would host it because it can't go on YouTube.
This is me fucking nuts.
And I'm like, I'll host that shit.
So in a couple of weeks, I'm hosting a debate that I don't even know what it's on.
I just have to get their, I figure out what their beef is and what's going on because that'll be good.
I don't do debates, but I host them.
Anyway, have a great rest of the week, guys.
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Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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