Aug. 12, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Speaking of racial slurs, I put out a poll the other day, and I was just asking people of which place would you feel safest to live?
The choices were Black American City, Nazi Germany, an African country, or Washington, D.C., which I would say those three questions are probably, I mean, those three options are all pretty much the same thing, right?
An African country, a black neighborhood, or Washington, D.C.
And out of one, how many people voted for this?
Out of 102,326 votes, 60% of people voted that they'd objectively rather live in Nazi Germany.
It's like that people believe the Holocaust, you know, dogma so much that there's like black people and Jews voting they would rather live in Nazi Germany than in a black neighborhood.
Either that A shows that they didn't do a very good job convincing us of what the truth was, or B, black neighborhoods are just worse than the Holocaust, which is possible.
I'm the only one laughing.
Go ahead.
You guys can talk over each other or kiss each other or whatever.
Am I the only one getting like a broken connection from Clint or is that you guys are fine?
I can hear you guys fine, but Clint is breaking up a little bit.
Clint, you want to just exit out of the call and call, just jump back in?
It'll just reset your call, but you're completely fine there.
I do want to get into our top story today, which is so important for this group.
As many of you guys know, we decided to cover very important stories while they're on the show today.
And our top story is whether or not it's gay to have sex with a transgender woman if she's or he has nice boobs.
Top story coming up right now.
All right.
It turns out TikTok never lies.
It turns out it's actually so not gay, according to this TikToker, to sleep with a trans person.
And everyone's on this on this kick recently.
I don't know if you know about this, but you know, Alex Jones today was expressing his undying affection for transsexuals and how they appear to be women to him.
And he really, Clint knows what I'm talking about.
He went really crazy today, like basically verbally lusting after transsexuals on like a five-minute speech about how he just really finds transsexuals beautiful.
I mean, they them is objectively beautiful, probably better looking than your girlfriends or wives or whatever you got going on.
I'm looking at the live chat.
You look like a bunch of fucking losers.
Look at this.
Look at this tranny.
Come on.
Let's get real here, guys.
This is the Andrew Tate question.
Remember that guy from a while ago?
Where he said, would you rather bang a woman who looks like Hulk Hogan or a Tranny that looks like, I don't forgot what he said, something like Vanna White or some shit like that.
And it's like Megan Fox.
Okay, yeah.
But then it's like, it does beg the question, like, damn, that's a great thought experiment because now you're talking about like, if you're fucking a girl that looks like Hulk Holgan, that's gay, even if she has a pussy.
But then a girl that looks like a guy that looks like Megan Fox, there's an argument to be had there at least.
Am I wrong, Elijah?
Because I see the gay thoughts going across your forehead right now.
Look, you could say the same thing about any woman.
Every woman just has a additional men don't have.
So, like, if you think that having a penis additional part that a woman should have and it not be homosexual, I think that it's you, you probably are gay.
Is there some sort of speech about this where the more you think about things, the gay you are and the less things you say, like the straighter you are?
So it's like real straightest men just give yes, no.
If I was trying to, if I was trying to prove that I wasn't gay, I wouldn't wear the gayest shit possible in my three minute video telling you about how I'm not gay.
They're out here loving like Bruce Jenner and shit, and then they're going to get mad at us.
I don't give a fuck.
Curse me out.
As a matter of fact, before your chat started, one of your geniuses in the group chat said, oh my God, can't believe Tower Gang stole the aesthetic for Anthony Kumia's tour date because it's a drawing that I did on your thumbnail.
And that's also a drawing that I did for that and got paid for.
So again, I don't really expect them to differentiate between all this training talk because it is, it's minutiae, it's nuanced, you know, and it could just go over some people's head.
Why do we need a second tour to play with at the same time?
Did we need a second Ace Ventura pet detective movie?
Did the Chappelle show need a second season?
Did we really need to clone Kanye West to make a second?
Wait, that's a bad example.
But moral of the story is, good things come in twos.
Number three, you ever have one of those nights where you want to have a little bit of fun, but you're Schlanger Chimichanga doesn't want to show up to the big game?
Well, who better to understand than a woman who has dealt with those same complications?
I love how also, too, like as like, I think that's a sign of like porn addiction.
Or like, if you're like this guy, you're probably like 35 years old, 34, and you're having erectile dysfunction.
That's not normal.
And if he meant whiskey dick, then he would have said it, right?
He would have said, you know, when you have too much whiskey or something like that and you're not able to stay hard, he said, no, like just when you can't, when you're having those problems down there.
And it's like, dog, you're a little bit too young to be having sexual dysfunction problems at 35 years old.
If you're like 70, maybe, but like 35, this guy's got some, I think this is like a sign that he's definitely got some issues.
And I feel like dating somebody, one of my top priorities wouldn't be their comfortability with also experiencing erectile dysfunction.
Like that's not like, hey, and he also knows what it's like to have ED.
We watched two minutes of this and Elijah's heterosexuality with a with the he's proclaiming his heterosexuality with the transvestite and he's on TikTok and he's talking about happy meals.
I was also thinking about how fucked up he's got to be because he went through, like, you go through regular porn, then you go through girls, and he probably ran through mad puss.
And then he's like, this is boring.
Then he went to tranny porn.
Now he's just banging trannies.
Yeah.
And what next for this guy?
But nothing, I guess his dick doesn't work about what he does.
No, it's true because what's going to happen is he's going to end up because he's going to, he's going to need to, I already know how this works, right?
From experience, no, but I already know this works with with with people that are crazy.
It's like when you start putting too many drugs because of the fentanyl issue, there's no way this guy doesn't have a Coke addiction or something because all the sex addicts like in LA and everything like that, these guys were always really addicted to drugs.
Like really, like any uppers, anything, they just were like fucking drug addicts.
And there's a real problem with like drug connection to drugs and like deadening your soul and like doing the sex stuff.
And so like one day, this guy's going to just do a bunch of lines and then he's going to, it's going to be some fentanyl or some shit.
He's going to bleeding out of his head of sinuses.
He's going to die.
And the last thing he saw was a chick with a dick.
So I think that was the gayest part of the video was like having to uplift women and like talk about female empowerment, right?
You can't just be with a dude and pretend it's a chick.
You have to empower him or her or whatever it is.
And they also like, and I am convinced of this.
Transsexuals, the ones that are passing, they always have an uncanny resemblance to what Chinese design engineers think an American would look like if they were a sex doll.
Do you know, like, you know what I'm saying?
Whenever they're designing like the faces on sex dolls, they literally like go, wow, what does American look like a Chinese sexy?
And they literally take a ladyboy and they put the face onto a sex doll.
And every transsexual I know now looks like a sex doll, and it just scares me away from both.
If I was, if I was going to get railed out by a tranny, right?
And you know that they got a piece.
I want to be bashing femininity and woman all day long, like we're homies.
Like, if Cole would, if Cole, you, if you would do the surgery, we could just get married, move in together, and just trash women all day, and it would be the greatest shit ever.
But I would never sit there and yeah, it would literally be like just chilling.
My boys over here, my boys over here comparing this, but that's what I was going to say.
Is that it's uh, it's the look.
What it, what, what transsexuals do is they try to look like um like girls in porn, right?
Like or something like it's like it's this look that's like this universal, like sexy porno like look and with fillers.
And a lot of like if the e-girls, a lot of streamers look like transsexuals.
Like a lot of like you will find like um the Chris from uh from Mr. Beast, uh, you know, who's now a woman allegedly.
Um, he looks like half the people in media, like I like on like Fox News and stuff.
Like it literally does.
Like you could just put him on a Fox News show and he looks like a female host on Fox News because the fillers and the Botox and all the shit that they do to try to look young, that's they're also like, that's what's kind of sad is the women are morphing their faces into looking like transsexuals and they think they're looking hotter, but they end up just looking like they're like washed up, you know, B-list porn stars.
I would say it is whenever you're on Twitter and don't go too far clicking down Matt Walsh's timeline because if you click on some of the profiles of the people he's beefing with, within like two clicks, you are seeing these kinds of people.
And unless you're wanting to see them doing things, if you do want to see them, then go ahead.
But if you don't, you will end up getting exposed to things that maybe you never knew could human, two adult humans could do to each other.
But I do know like sometimes he's fighting with these like horrible people.
And if you like try to see who he's fighting with, just don't, I've stopped clicking.
And my point is, is that on Twitter, I blame Twitter or X now for the proliferation of like pornography because there's nowhere on the internet where you can accidentally see porn that you're that you're not even aroused by than Twitter.
Like it's it's that it is a problem on the app.
Like you literally like you could just be typing in like people at the beach and you're looking for like a video for the show.
You're typing people at the beach and you see you get a video pop-up of people at the beach.
It's not the people you were looking for.
And they're doing more than just at the beach and you're like, how is this the top search?
And then below it's like a family at like Mormon church like, you know, like getting baptized or something in the ocean.
Dude, even if you type in like Cinco DeMayo, if you type in Cinco DeMayo, the first video that comes up is like, it's like some girl's stripper name, you know?
It's like Cinco DeMayo getting blasted by seven black guys.
I typed in Cinco DeMayo.
That's just somebody's stage name.
Yeah, her name is like Cinco DiMayo.
And you're like, dude, Twitter, that's what you suggest to the first search query on your thing is like some crazy like gangbang or something.
And that's why I do agree with the banning porn on Twitter, or at least like making it a separate like tab or some way to go in because you can't even search things on X.
Yeah, well, you kind of mentioned this before about how like Twitter is like one of the few ones now that you can still see like porn in your timeline.
Because if you think about it, like Facebook, you can't do it.
All the big ones, Facebook, you can't.
Instagram, you can't.
And then you would have Twitter where you can.
And the last one would be like Reddit or before that was Tumblr.
Tumblr got rid of it as well.
So it's just two, like the two big apps left that is Reddit and X, I guess, which is very weird.
You know, Elijah, Elijah, you were getting at something this morning that kind of goes into what you're talking about, not just banning porn.
I agree, but we need to go a step further.
We need to go further and harder and deeper than we've ever gone before and just ban all women from not just x.com, but from all social media, definitely from voting.com.
Elon Musk is actually planning on banning women from the internet, which is absolutely by the way.
Next time I have you guys on, you know, I'm gonna do I'm gonna drop some money into this place and I'm just gonna buy like three more laptops and put them up here.
No, I'm gonna I'm just gonna do it through Skype next time because I feel like something between all of us and our computers, we're just gonna Skype you guys in and like have a redemption.
Uh, but I was gonna say on this stream yard.
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No, well, I don't have problems with anybody else.
No, but someone was like, I think it was pearly things was like, oh, why don't we see a bunch of women at the top, you know, of society in terms of a lot of these jobs without quotas, without, you know, forced hiring, right?
You know, some executive woman didn't get there.
She probably got, it's because she's attractive or whatever.
And that's like, I feel bad that a lot of girls don't realize it's just their looks why they're getting ahead.
Also, the problem that you're having here, Elijah, is that nobody watches our show.
So that's why we just get away with whatever the fuck we want.
I mean, we did our show the other day and one of our boys was on Timcast and we just like simultaneous live streamed him and just fucking roasted him for 30 minutes.
Yeah, well, I was going to say, there's a lot weighing some of them down.
But the whole point is, is that I'm saying that they don't, they don't, like, you ask any girl, and you meet any woman in this industry or in any industry, they could talk to you for five hours about every girl they hate, everybody they hate, everybody they have drama with.
And when you go like, well, is it helping you by like just having problems with everyone and creating lawsuits and gossiping and slandering and being angry?
Like, is this helping you?
And they so can't get over the bitterness and the frustration and the emotions that they can never like build an empire.
Like, do you think that fucking Elon Musk gives a shit, like likes the fucking prime minister of Turkey or the president of Turkey?
No, but he'll fucking go meet with him and have a meeting and create some correlation for his corporations.
Do you think he likes the Chinese Communist Party?
No, he fucking doesn't like communism, but he'll still create trilateral like relations with them and still be friend communists.
But females don't get to the top because they spend so much time destroying on a lateral basis based off of wherever they are allowed to get to, wherever their looks or opportunities are given or forced upon them.
They get stuck there and then they just fight.
And then that's why it's like, that's why they fucking, they weren't built, right?
Well, I was going to say with that, that's just what's the standard of 2023 journalism is.
So when they saw that the community guidelines was like, oh, this is actually a real thing because this is, I mean, even the lies look like truths now.
So, I mean, you can't blame Twitter for not getting your joke there, man.
So what I think is, is I've always thought that sex is like, is like one of these destructive forces because on one hand, like that's why porn is done the way it's done is because it's like a, if you removed the actual female feminine energy out of it and it became like what, that's why it's called like a fantasy, right?
Like some girl's just gonna like cross her eyes and want you to come on her face with her tongue out.
And she also had a father growing up.
Like, you know, like, like, I mean, so that's like, is that possible?
Like, is she gonna have a trained cum face that she has to like look like a dumb hot slut or something like that?
Probably not.
But these girls have like trained themselves into this like caricature, but it's, it's translated to real life.
And so part of you as a guy is like, that's always the fall of man.
It's like you, the, the, there's a reason why there's like more chapters in Proverbs warning you about hoes than like anything else.
The book of wisdom is like literally the hoes will destroy you and then they won't even care because they're just like they're just their heart, they're soulless.
And so, like, but it wouldn't warn the young man like 50,000 times about sluts and hoes in the Bible if it wasn't like a real problem and they didn't actually want Elijah.
Any man that looks at this, this woman and says that I'm attracted to this sexually, I'm like, I don't know.
Something's already wrong with you.
You're off.
Like me, when I look at her, it's not a sexual attraction, but it's the energy.
I like how crazy she is.
I'm worried about what she's going to make other young women that try to replicate this shit into because that would be more believable to like an actual person.
Look, it's a literal, like, and I'm not as a guy, like, I'm not going to do the boomer con, like, conserved trad thing where it's like, this is repulsive.
Like, every, there's a, there's a bit in every guy where you want you, the, the bitches and the hoes and the sluts.
Like, they do it because guys will give you energy because it is like attractive.
Whether you would have a kid with a slut or a hoe, whether you would marry one is a whole nother story.
That's why they're not getting married because no one guy wants like a girl that's been run through.
But it successfully does bring money.
And I think this is where like the conservatives really get it wrong.
And they're really not answering the question of like, why, what is missing in society that this has become so generative of income, it's become like cool to be a prostitute again, right?
That's a real question.
Like, why is it that the highest form, again, of women in our society is to become a prostitute?
And how are they becoming rich prostitutes?
People are buying it.
So just telling people it's bad is not really like helping solve the problem.
This is an autistic libertarian side of me because I love to be degenerate and funny and goof around.
But when you bring up these culture issues, they and like the right wing is like, where did this come from?
Well, it came from us spending out of control for almost 100 years.
And now with inflation, these women can't get regular jobs or they can't stay home and be a housewife, which was a suitable job in the era that these boomers and Jan were growing up in.
And they believe that's where the culture is.
Well, you destroyed the whole point of like the whole way that could happen by destroying the value of the dollar.
And so now we're getting to where these fatherless women out here are doing this stuff and it makes them money.
And that's, and now that that's the only way they can make money now is to literally take it from the men who like Elijah, quick question.
It's still kind of gay because it's technically a mangina.
Like, it is.
The question is not if you chose this one, is it fully a straight?
Still not fully straight because it's that's that's that's the hidden element to that question.
Like if you're not straight for choosing this one, because you're still fucking a dude that has a vagina.
So it, that's what's what this is.
Now, by the way, I'm not the only one.
I found the cure for this.
This is the weirdest video.
You'll never guess the audio that goes with it.
It's a real audio and it was so confusing to me.
This is what the real interaction that happened on the street.
And I know this audio will shock all you guys too.
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Nine will be the night that I will fall for you over again.
Don't make me change my minds because I won't live to see another day.
I swear it's true.
Cause a girl like you's in p- She was so pleased It will be the night And I will fall for you Over again A cartoonish like This is the cure to you, right, Elijah.
Anytime you see a tranny, literally, dude, if guys, if you're broke in the chat, just take out your phone when you see a tranny and serenade her, and that's going to be them.
Dude, this, yeah, literally, literally, I, I, uh, there's so many aspects of videos that show up on the internet that I can't quite put my fingers around when I don't even want to either because I would have to watch them too much after.
I really like to pay attention to the way they look.
So this is a great, a great video, and we'll get our take on this.
I told you guys we had a really good, good topic tonight.
It was really important.
Check this out.
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Some straight men are attracted to trans women who haven't had bottom surgery.
This is very disconcerting and confusing to women when they find this out because they think, well, if she hasn't had bottom surgery, then, and you want to play with that part of her, then you can't be 100% straight.
But that doesn't make sense because you have to remember that these are still women.
Trans women are women.
They are female.
The attraction to her is from the waist up, but it can also be from the waist down.
And they can experience pleasure playing with that person from the waist down.
But that act, again, doesn't indicate a sexual orientation.
It indicates an attraction to the person, to the woman, the trans woman.
Actually, some of these men are attracted to gender fluidity in that the person exhibits both male and female body parts.
And that's attractive to them.
Just like some gay men are attracted to trans men who haven't had bottom surgery.
That doesn't make them bi, doesn't make them straight.
Some straight men are attracted to okay, there was too much to understand.
He convinces pregnant women to get vaccinated, right?
That's the best part about it where it's like, no, you know, you know, it's actually, but the best part is this is, I really think that guys need to be careful with the jewelry that they pick.
Because like when I met my, when I met my wife, like I looked like a full-on flamer.
Like, you know, I had like nose piercing.
I had plugs and shit.
And the first thing she told me is like, fuck, I literally said I would never date someone from Los Angeles.
And she's like, you, look at what the fuck is this?
But luckily, luckily, and I look back, I go, what was I, what was I doing?
No, some, some dudes rock, like, some dudes are so, are so straight, they don't even wear a wedding ring, right?
Um, but obviously, watches are cool, and some people can rock some necklaces, some guys can rock rings, some guys can rock bracelets.
It depends, especially black guys, they can rock jewelry pretty well.
But there is a fine line where like it's masculine jewelry, but it makes you look like a gay guy trying to look straight by like, you get what I'm saying?
But I will say the first thing you want to do when you're in a war is to undermine and psychologically manipulate the children of your enemy.
That's very beneficial, particularly when you're planning for the war to go hot at some point.
Additionally, if you want to go down the Orwellian route, 1984, you can't believe your eyes and ears.
They reframe reality.
It's part of the Marxist dialectic game where they're trying to constantly move the Overton window and make it so that if you don't accept abject lies, then you are alt-right, which is why we've ultimately gone this other direction where we're like, we're just going to say everything you're not allowed to say and fire us whatever you want.
It doesn't really fucking matter.
But that's the serious answer.
The funny answer is that this dude is extraordinarily gay and he's trying to justify it.
Well, this is what I'm saying about the progressiveness and this stuff is that like, is that I don't get it because it's on both political spectrums.
So to me, if you're fighting right versus left, you're still sort of in the matrix of like plugged in, because the right wing will literally go on a defense and literally like like they will, they will, they will use unironically, they will use sexism misogyny, a gay Republican, like they have all these terms and it's like dude.
You guys are regressive and you guys are literally unhelpful to anybody.
And so when i'm, when i'm talking about this, why are adults, regardless of political affiliation, regardless of declared religion, discussing things openly like here's why this is what you should call the kind of sex I have.
I actually got into a fight with Uh, with Major About this, because he's rebranding the BLM, BLM movement, and libertarian movement.
And explain to them that it's like, it's like, it's not that I don't want fine libertarianism, it's that identifying, using identitarian language of like skin color is just counter to that.
Like, you're already in the leftist progressive framing.
And that what driving in the conservatives, it's been the same thing.
You have these transsexuals that are, you know, lady MAGA or whatever.
Or I don't know, whatever the pronoun is.
I don't care.
It's subverts that you have already lost.
If you don't identify the fact that you're already using their own linguistic tools, then you understand what time it is.
You don't even understand.
We're in and we're late.
We're in extra innings and they're up by three and we're in the bottom of the 12th.
And it's like, it's like, look, realize what time it is.
Back when I used to have a penis, I did have sex with women and it was very enjoyable.
And this is how I know that once you start having intercourse, they're stretched out.
And yeah, it gets super lubricated and all this stuff.
But after a while, it's just kind of like, you know?
So that's why maybe I enjoyed having anal sex with guys because it's tight.
It stays tight throughout like the whole ordeal.
For me, in my opinion, the positive things that could come from having sex with a post-op transgender woman is that you get to experience the tightness, the custom look of it, because it is custom to every single person.
When you go into surgery, they tell you, are you more interested in being super deep, more wet?
So sorry, girls, this is slightly, you know, inappropriate for the girls watching, but it's also a Friday Super Strange.
So it means there's really no, no, no, holds bar here.
But the idea of tight, like extra tight pussies is like a really not what I need.
Like, I don't need things that make me laugh shorter, right?
Like, it's like, hey, you know how the natural vagina stretches a bit and gets lubricated so you can like have sex longer and actually make a girl orgasm?
What if you could have sex with a girl that doesn't orgasm and then you come in 10 seconds?
Well, this actually makes me think something here.
Maybe that's, maybe that's why it's so confusing because maybe the people that like fake vaginas are gay men.
And like, that's why it could get confusing.
Like, imagine you're a sex addict and so you, your body gets used to something tighter.
And so then you're into that.
And then you have someone, a man who looks like a woman that's got the same thing because you like men or something.
And like, this is what, this is why trans people are so dangerous to me in some ways on the internet because all these guys will watch these trans creators and be like, why do I feel like I just connect with her so much?
Like this hot chick, like, why do I feel like we just get each other?
There's no drama.
And you're like, because that's a man.
So this is like, like, it's a, like, you shouldn't be surprised if a trans person is able to like be politically, you know, reasonable and have explain things.
And they do it while sucking you in or sucking you off with titties.
So I actually have another show, The Top Lobster Show, where I don't do comedy like that.
And I don't do conspiracy, but I talk about the supernatural people.
And I'm going to have someone on the show.
They said that they had sexual relations with a demon.
And the part that you said, which is weird, is like demons are kind of like classified as like androgynous or don't have a sex.
But he said that it was like the best sex that he's ever had.
And it was like when he was younger.
And now he's much older.
So I'm like, that is freaky because it's like a, it's like a man sometimes.
It's like masculine, sometimes feminine sometimes, but it like could perform the attributes, attributes of a woman with the like the ferocity of a man.
Very weird.
And you're touching on something that might make a lot of sense, Elijah.
Dude, there's, yeah, it's like, it's, I need to bring up something else because we have a little more to, I have some, I brought, got the worst of the worst for this episode.
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Um, we've been so retarded.
I forgot to do like all my ads this episode.
That's so funny, I like.
It's like like 70 minutes into the show and i've been so confused on what's going on that I haven't even like.
You know like I just didn't do my ad reads, so i'm like, no, I know this whole today's no, but you know this actually, i'm.
What i'm gonna do is i'm actually gonna invest some money though, and i'm gonna buy some like cheaper laptops and do yeah, just do skype, because I think what it is is, uh, we got Clint streaming in eight frames per second.
He's streaming from 2003.
He's streaming in 2003.
Um no, but what I think it is is uh, i'm i'm just imagining like tech will just dude I Leo, someone was like Elijah leaves the blaze and suddenly his whole cover is, but I am calling out the Jews and I go and and it's pretty good right, it's pretty good, it's a pretty good uh, career path you make you make nine dollars a day.
Um dude, I yeah, that was a new one too like I had somebody on the internet the other day being like, and Elijah Schaefer is poor, and i'm like dude, i'm literally in a Guatemalan prison.
Like is it?
Don't kick a man while he's in Bennett Penitentiary right I, I should start like show off with that.
Like that, be like welcome to like nightly Offensive.
This is like the poorest toast on the internet, like I I, I can't, I can't even render my my guest in 480p, right?
I do have Stream Yard, I do have Stream Yard, I do have Stream Yard and we could have used it but, but then I can do.
But I can also uh, do things like this really easily, which is nice, where I can like, you know all my stuff, all my triggers.
No, this is uh, this is really important because uh um, i've never this is the first time in my life i've ever tried to run a show from a country that doesn't exist right so, i've never done this before.
Um, and also, people don't realize that Australia spends so much money on Aboriginals that they don't have good internet, so I have to use satellite internet.
But what I, what I, what i'm realizing is is I, I bet you, I know the problem for the reason why I don't know what happened with the computer today, but I bet you, I know what the problem is with with uh, the three calls, and one of them lagging is like 10 million dollars.
Yeah, the holocaust, the holocaust uh no I, I bet you I I, I bet you, it's a uh, it's just a like software issue where, like if you ran the video calls from other laptops and ported them in, then it would probably have like no issues.
Just gotta be like a video card or like render issue or some bullshit, like like hardware issue.
But I will say this, uh, I want to bring up a video, a very important video here that is really really really, really important.
Um, people were mad at these women because they said that this was uh, there was no right.
This was this.
This video that came up like not one drop of melanin in the whole sorority.
This is this video So right there's 40 people still hotter than Margot Robbie right That's literally 40 women that are still hotter than her.
That was such a, hey, how fun was that?
The last couple months, like, I don't care what people think about Pearl, the way that Pearl, the things she says, whether she's being bombastic or serious or joking, watching women feel like they need to like defend themselves, like instead of just ignoring it and going like, ah, that's a dumb take or something, like having to like post their selfies and like be like, No, like, like these girls are not hotter than Margaret Robbie, and I'll explain to you like just because you're 18, this whole new thing where every all these girls over 30 are explaining how they're hotter than 18 year olds.
Like, that's the new thing.
Conservative women are fighting and explaining how they're hotter than 18-year-olds.
I think I have one more video on this too with black people.
It was making me laugh because everyone said that, you know, white people are racist and you wouldn't go in there.
But I found some really great videos on how people feel about the black community.
Here was a red pill guy that made a video about whether or not you should date an American black girl.
I don't know if you've seen this one.
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All right, guys, the topic of the video today is, would you date a black woman?
So what I've done today is I've got 30 random people from the general public in Dubai and we're going to interview them to see if they want to date a black woman.
I like the fact that in this video, he literally had to make a video instead of just expecting, like we already knew what their answers were going to be.
But, like, there has to be like training videos now.
Like, they're causing black American women are causing so many problems that, like, the average, like, 90 IQ, like, muscle head guy needs, like, a how-to video to, like, you know, a group thing guy that needs to see the other guys are doing it.
Like, all right, this is what's going to happen if you date a black woman.
You're going to, the boys are going to throw you into a pool.
Like, you're not going to last.
And I don't, I don't, um, I don't think there's any stats that lie.
I don't think people want to, I don't think anybody wants to date black American women unless, of course, they're like softer, right?
Like, there's like, there are, there are some that are like, uh, that are out there that are like pretty normal, but the overall black American woman is like very aggressive and kind of masculine and also like might have thighs that could break your neck if they sit on you.
Like, that's like, that is, that should get an award, right?
That, that bikini, that should get literally like this is this is the best part.
Why she watch this?
Can black people be racist?
I love that.
I love this answer.
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Like, it's justified.
Okay, only when it's dealing with Caucasians.
No offense.
I'm so sorry to you, baby.
I feel like it's justified because as African-American black woman, I feel like I have to be on edge or be prepared for a white person to be racist to me.
Dude, I swear they have black people worried about white people using the N-word rather than like literally getting shot by another black person in your neighborhood.
Like they don't care about their stores getting looted.
The fact that they, you know, their families are broken.
They're like most upset about finding white people that have sung the N-word in a rap song.
That's like the black community.
It's like we got to direct all of our energy towards a white person saying the N-word when you could maybe use some of that energy to like solve one of the several hundred real issues facing your communities.
Literally, literally, like, like I, because there's no accountability and they just, they, they're always the victim and they know it.
So they get away with it, especially if it's to a white person and they know that you're not going to defend yourself because the DAs are going to prosecute you.
You're going to go to jail.
Like if you try to like, you know, do anything.
And there are, there are some really great black people that exist.
And I know that.
But that's still like the rule that the average time you go to a black neighborhood as a white guy, you probably shouldn't fuck around.
You should probably get out.
Being completely honest, especially now, like in LA, the crime is so out of control.
They'll just rob you and nothing happens.
And they might even shoot you and nothing happens because they were, you know, they grew up.
Yeah, I'm looking at your frame rate coming through from your end and it's like going between three frames per second and like 14 frames per second while Cole is at 24 frames per second.
So there's a lot of these videos, and I looked into their profile, and they're brother and sister.
And while I think it's cute if she had a relationship with her brother, and I also, look, I don't have a down, I don't have a Down syndrome family member.
Like, for all we know, he's real innocent, and she, you know, she can show, like, there's a different dynamic, and she changes in front of him and stuff.
Like, I don't fucking, like, you know, maybe, maybe she just can't keep her eyes off him, and he's got to go in the change room with her, and there's just something like she caretakes him.
Like, I don't fucking know, right?
So I'm not talking shit.
People are talking shit on me, like, oh, you don't know the dynamics of what it's like taking care of a, of someone with Down syndrome.
Like, no, I don't fucking know, but I can tell you one thing.
I can tell you one thing.
Changing in front of your brother versus shaking your butt in a thong while he looks is so weird.
Hey, that's, that's just how you take care of the Downs people, all right?
You have to get in lingerie in front of them or they just don't learn.
That's the, that's, it's the only, it's the only avenue their brain can take to learn things.
No, I actually, I saw this and I didn't know that fact that you said because, and I showed my wife and I was just like, isn't this like the weirdest shit?
And she was like, yeah, I don't understand it.
And just from not, we didn't know the backstory.
We didn't have people on our music comment on it by saying like, you stupid idiot, you don't know who they are.
Like, so like we actually thought they were dating.
I thought they were dating this entire time until you just said that.
Yeah, it's if you watch the clip, because I do kind of like watching the clip, but it's like, it's like sexy, but it's like, then you realize that she's shaking her bottom in the thong.
I showed to my wife too, and I said, what do you think about this?
She's like, oh, like, yeah, he's dating a, she's dating a Down syndrome.
That's nice for him.
And I was like, no, that's his sister.
And she's like, oh, I said, like, would you like put on a thong and shake your booty for your brother?
And it's like, ew, like, don't even fucking.
My wife's like, don't even fucking don't talk like that.
I, what's crazy is the interviewer actually, like, for I've seen thousands of these TikToks and fucking shorts, and they're always like the if you see one like this, it's always the two, like, three dumbest people on the earth talking.
But the interviewer actually brought up like great points.
He was like, um, but like, what's next?
Like, you already said, like, people were already saying, like, what's next?
It's like, oh, wait, kiss.
It's like, what they just say, what's next?
Again, you're going to fuck them.
And, like, they're like, no.
And he's like, he keeps coming up with like actually really good points to break them down.
So, wait, the best part is, wait, the best part is, is now I'm not, I've never produced like porn in terms of like for profit.
But I will say, if I was like with my, my, my, my, uh, my brother and we were in our underwear and we were like shirtless and people said, what's next?
I would think like maybe a little showing a little groin, maybe a little ass, maybe, maybe a little dick, maybe a little like dick peeking.
You know, I'm not into producing the, you know, homosexual incest porn.
But if I was, I think next would have been just like a little more body or like or maybe just like a little more suggestion or kink.
I think like, like if they said what's next and then thought that comes into your head is hooking up with my brother is clearly the next choice of like what we do next.
You're going, they wanted to do this for a while and they didn't need that put in their head.
Also, though, like, you know, how, you know, as somebody who, like, like, even today, I was taking a picture of my coffee and I saw that, like, even there was like a barcode with like a number to like a recent camera I ordered.
And I have to, like, make sure that it's cropped out because people will, like, dude, people, like, no matter where I move to, people send me my address.
I don't know how they find it.
And it's just creepy.
Like, people will just send me drop pins and be like, fucker, I know where you live.
And I don't even know how they found where I live.
Okay.
There was one, there was one place that I moved to where I got a call from the landlord and they called me.
I didn't live there anymore.
And I lived there and they said that like somebody just kept having pizzas delivered to the door.
You know, if it was me, if I'm mistaken.
And somebody had like found out where I used to live and then like was just ordering shit tons of pizzas delivered to the door, expecting me to pay for them, but I didn't live there.
So like it's just some random person gets stuck with like 200 pizzas, you know?
And I was like, hey, I didn't order the pizzas.
I'm not paying for the pizzas and I don't know who's paying for the pizzas, but it's not going to be me.
And apparently just someone thought it would be funny to order pizzas to my house.
But it's like, I don't know how they find this stuff.
Like somebody once cross-geolocated an image from my window and cross-checked with a building and used it to find where I lived.
I got emailed from if he locked down my more serious show.
And he, based off of the view behind me, he did the exact same thing.
He used Google Earth and he geolocated and he figured out what building I was in.
And then he estimated the height to figure out what floor.
And then he's like, he's like, dude, just so you know, like, I'm a fan of yours, but I just want you to be aware that people that don't like you could probably figure out within a floor or two what unit you're in based off of the view behind you.
And I was like, I fucking, I had a chill go down my spine.
They write in and go, hey, man, I just want to let you know, we geolocated where your son's room is.
And I'm like, hey, man.
So I know that's supposed to sound like a, I know it's supposed to be like an encouragement, but also, I'll fucking kill you if any of you ever come to where I live.
Like, it's like, oh, some dumb fucker is saying dumb shit about me on the internet.
Like, I don't, I just don't care anymore.
Like, I've gotten way past the point of, like, you have to have a fragile ego.
And that's what I meant, which, what, what she's saying is, like, people on the internet, always defending themselves, have fragile egos.
Like, somebody will take, I remember somebody took a clip of you, Clint, and they totally took something out of context one time and it showed up on my feed.
Like, I'm not retarded.
Like, I saw it and I went, oh, I was just taken out of context.
Like, that's just some fucked up conversation they took out of context.
Yeah, but I was thinking somebody, well, I don't, I don't, so that's what it was.
I don't remember what the situation was, but I just remember thinking, like, I'm not going to fall for that.
Like, right?
Like, I'm not going to, like, I wouldn't fall for like, I don't fall for those like bait clips.
I don't fall for if you tweet something.
I have my joke.
If you, if you tweet something, it's true, right?
So if anybody says anything about me, believe it 100%.
But it's like, I don't have a fragile ego.
Like, I don't, I don't need to sit here and like defend myself to people because I don't fucking care.
Like, it's like, fuck you.
Like, I don't, you're fucking twat, you know?
Like, if you, if you were, if you were happy with your life, you wouldn't be attacking a random person on the internet that you, like, this is not what your life would be.
And so if you're attacking somebody like this girl, it's like, dude, that guy is a Chad.
Like, we should make him the new face of like the Giga Chad movement.
And she was, I mean, she was the only thing I could, I could get out of his, the only thing out of his defense was that he's like, I didn't say anything about you being black.
And I was actually just on Timcast IRL on Monday and Tuesday, Monday was my solo and Tuesday was Tom Fitton.
Check those out.
The connection was much better over on Tim Cast.
Great time.
And I just wanted to say if everybody watching this right now were to go to X.com or Twitter, because you're not a loser, and subscribe or follow rather at Liberty Lockpod, you could get me to 100,000 followers and then I could be a mid-tier female influencer with nothing even remotely impressive to say.
Dude, they get to 100,000 subscribers within, I mean, a few days.
Just like, you just throw a low-cut low-cut top and then just, and then just start saying, like, random shit like, I want to have a family in the future.
I swear, like, using the internet, I get watched thousands of people on Twitter, and I still get the same couple hundred accounts that are just out there trying to get me to engage with like.
I'm not going to do it.
I don't care.
I don't care what they have to say about me.
It's really frustrating.
You know, ultimately, for the most part, I just look at these people as like being extraordinarily unhappy.
So, I try and approach them with sympathy and kindness as opposed to the anger that they'd like me to fire.
