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June 29, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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They NEVER Learn.. Bud Light in FREE FALL

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elijah schaffer
Well, it looks like the West is in distress.
Happy Pride, everybody.
Happy Pride.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I am your top 17 host here on Knightly Offensive.
You can follow me at Elijah Schaefer.
It looks like we're in a great and grand world.
I love seeing our Lord and Savior, Justin Trudeau from Canada, celebrating pride in European countries.
I don't know why people hate us, and I don't know why they don't take us seriously.
My guest today is Flawed Zilla from Flawed TV.
And yes, we have a great show for you.
It is approximately 10-something p.m. Eastern time.
We're starting late because my guest is black.
Let's get into this.
Oh, why is that not playing?
Why is that not playing?
Why is that not playing?
That is not good.
Okay, that didn't play.
I'm just going to introduce my guest then today.
My guest is Flaud.
How are you doing, Flaude?
@flawdzilla
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me on.
Thank you for coming on my show yesterday.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
Time is racist, but time is racist.
And I'm so happy to have you on today.
We do have a great show.
I don't know what happened to the sound on the board.
It just like randomly just didn't play, but whatever.
It's 2023.
Everybody's feeling a little gay today.
I don't know how this picture makes you feel, but remember, this is a leader of one of the most powerful countries in the world, Justin Trudeau.
And this is him celebrating.
He said, I just wishing everyone, I love this new thing that they're saying.
I don't know if you heard this or you caught it, but if I can go right here to his post, let me see if I can get to his post right here.
He said, took this yesterday before heading home because we couldn't leave Reykjavik.
I think that's how you pronounce it in Iceland without visiting Rainbow Street to everyone celebrating pride in Iceland in Canada and around the world.
Happy Pride season.
So we're not in Pride month.
We're in Pride season.
Isn't that wild?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that chick that works for the government, the chick dude, definitely said, let's turn it into a summer of pride, would they say?
That's what she said?
A summer of pride.
So yeah, I did catch that.
It's the new meta that they're pushing right now.
elijah schaffer
It's the new meta.
And on that note, I guess we'll replay the intro music.
We have to dance.
Is it going to play this on you?
We have to dance.
I think it will.
unidentified
let's go wait
elijah schaffer
Oh, I messed up.
Music.
I'm screwing up.
@flawdzilla
Down syndrome?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have a Down syndrome doll.
It's on the show today.
It's Greta Dawnberg.
Greta Daumberg.
Doesn't it look like Greta Thunberg?
Doesn't it look like a climate activist with extra chromosomes?
But it just looks like Greta.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, no, it does look like you in the face, but you have to connect for me.
elijah schaffer
I want you to understand.
unidentified
I am constipated all day.
elijah schaffer
These diapers.
I don't know why I should talk like she's.
Why does she talk like that?
I don't know.
It's so confusing.
@flawdzilla
She's autistic, right?
elijah schaffer
But we all are flawed.
That's not an excuse.
@flawdzilla
Oh, what?
That's true.
elijah schaffer
You're autistic, so you get to be a head of a globalist non-profit organization.
I'm autistic, and I just get demonetized and censored.
I don't feel like that's a fair trade-off.
@flawdzilla
That's true.
No, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
Does she get like, is she like really powerful?
Does she have actual power or is she just a like face?
elijah schaffer
Does she have power?
I mean, I've never slept with her in bed, if that's what you're wondering.
I don't know.
@flawdzilla
That's not what I have.
elijah schaffer
Did she pin me down?
Have I ever had sexual thoughts about Greta Toonberg?
@flawdzilla
Maybe she doesn't look like that.
elijah schaffer
Maybe.
@flawdzilla
All right.
elijah schaffer
We got a great show.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're already talking about having sex with Greta Thunberg.
You know, you got a good show for you today.
Well, I did.
And I'm not afraid to.
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Today's a mess, but so are we.
We're having a great time.
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We're going to have a great show for you today.
Like I mentioned, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
My guest today is Flawed TV, and we are celebrating Pride.
I don't know if you saw this, but okay, let's just break this down.
I feel like when we look at the world and we start judging companies, we start judging people and how they keep making the same mistakes and they never learn.
I feel like it's a little bit self-righteous because in fact, we all continually make the same mistakes all the time and probably never, most of us really never learn as well as we should.
Am I wrong on that?
Like that's a very human fallen nature thing.
@flawdzilla
I agree.
It's like we're down.
I think, but we refuse to learn.
We're like fighting against the experience in life all day long.
elijah schaffer
You're like cutting in and out.
@flawdzilla
I was about to say, am I?
elijah schaffer
You've been like, your whole signal's been weird for the last couple days.
Why don't you just exit out and exit and come back in and just reconnect in and just jump in the call.
All right.
Let's talk about this.
So these companies are not learning from their mistakes.
It seems that the CEO of Bud Light, well, I don't really like to talk about Bud Light because I find it to be a very cringe story.
I find it to be very boring.
I don't find it to be very interesting.
It's like I think Scott Greer said today that the reason why conservatives care so much about Bud Light is because it's one of the only places that they're actually winning.
So it's actually one of the only small places.
They don't win on any other social issues.
They don't win on building the border.
They don't win on securing our immigration in general.
They don't really win on a lot.
So instead of winning, they double down on Bud Light.
But on the contrary, that is like a doomer way to look at it.
Matt Walsh was just talking about how the Bud Light stuff is important because no other time in history has the left lost control of a narrative as quickly and as harshly as they've lost control of their narrative on trans stuff.
And basically, Anheuser-Busch CEO Brennan Whitworth.
So I don't know where you fall on that, right?
Maybe you think the Bud Light stuff is stupid.
Maybe you think it's really important.
I'm somewhere in between.
I'm somewhere in between.
Just because it's not a great win doesn't mean it's not a win, right?
Can we not be negative?
Do you understand what I'm saying with that, Flaude?
Like, people who are saying that CE, you're good, that the CEO, or sorry, that the Bud Light stuff doesn't matter.
It's like, I feel like it's somewhere in between.
Like, people that are like jerking off to Bud Light losing money, I don't understand.
But people who are trying to dismiss it, like, hey, this doesn't matter.
No, it is still significant in some way that conservatives were able to grab control of at least one narrative for one time in their life because they've been losing on basically every front for the last 70 years.
unidentified
Yep.
@flawdzilla
Being pushovers the entire time in reality.
It's like tolerance.
It's super tolerant of anyone, anything anyone else says and what you say doesn't matter.
But I agree that definitely the target, Bud Light, things like that.
I think it's like a, it's, it's, it boosts the morale at least and lets you know that you, you can affect things because people do feel like we're too far gone to affect anything.
But clearly, it doesn't really even take that much energy because it was like a couple days if you could just literally just focus for imagine, like imagine if it was more coordinated, you know?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know, I know.
And but if you check this out, I don't want to spend too much time on this story, but I didn't even want to even talk about Bud Light today.
But Mike wanted to talk about Bud Light.
So we're talking about Bud Light today.
But I want to bring up a counter because the Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth was on CBS mornings and lamented the conversation has become divisive, co-host Tony DuCophil, of course, blamed Republicans and the conservative politicians' agenda and asked if he would do it again.
Whitworth danced around the question.
So I don't even think we really need to watch this.
But basically asking if Bud Light would work with trannies again or transgenders or whatever they're called.
I don't know what's the correct, is there a correct form of it?
Because trannies is what's in a vehicle, right?
That's what's in a car.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
I think you can't say anything if you're not one.
So, you know.
elijah schaffer
Well, because trannies are in a car.
@flawdzilla
A woman is.
I don't know what transgender is.
elijah schaffer
And a faggot is a cigarette, right?
@flawdzilla
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
@flawdzilla
And a bundle of sticks in some places, some cultures.
elijah schaffer
So, but if you're, if you're smoking fags, are you just smoking cigarettes or are you shooting gay people?
@flawdzilla
I'm a rapper, so technically you're doing both, like as a metaphor.
Because when I say things, I mean two things.
So if you do both, you're like really being effective and efficient.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I could say someone could take that out of context, but nothing could be taken more out of context than Roseanne Barr.
Did you see that?
@flawdzilla
I did see that.
elijah schaffer
They're like, Roseanne Barr denied the Holocaust.
@flawdzilla
I did see that.
She's Jewish, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's Jewish.
@flawdzilla
Of course.
elijah schaffer
That's why they're successful.
It's good stuff.
@flawdzilla
True.
Roseanne was a hit, and I didn't like the show.
elijah schaffer
I know, but it shows you that not even your Jewishness can save you because they canceled her show, too, because why?
Because she had right-wing, pro-America, pro-Middle America.
It was really because she was like pro-white, pro-blue-collar.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I remember that too.
Yep.
I remember they took her down in a day.
It was one day her co-host turning, her co-host turned against her and everything.
Is my audio messing up?
Should I?
No, you're fine.
People said it's low.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'll turn you up.
I'm turning you up.
Is that better?
I was going to speak.
@flawdzilla
I can't hear.
I don't know.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I turn him up.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
It sounds good.
Can't hear Flawed.
Can you hear him now?
Go ahead and speak, Flaude.
@flawdzilla
Hey, guys.
elijah schaffer
This is a mess today.
But what other better day to have a messed up stream than with Flawed?
We'll have you back on anyways.
@flawdzilla
Because we're having that kind of energy.
That's the kind of energy I bring everywhere, bro.
I'm a chaos.
I think I sound better.
unidentified
They said you sound better.
elijah schaffer
All right, good.
I do think what's crazy, though, is that people are talking about the idea that people let me go to this.
People are talking about the idea that, you know, why did everyone care about Dylan Mulvaney when they had been doing pride stuff for a very long time?
And that's actually true.
unidentified
If you remember these gay cans, you did point out that Anheuser-Busch has in the past supported the queer community.
In fact, you had these cans in 2019 that were rainbow bottles that were sold in stores.
I do remember the country.
But the political arm of Anheuser-Busch has donated to anti-LGBTQ plus politicians.
So where do you stand and where does the company stand on queer rights?
You know, as from we support politicians that support our business.
And when we say that, we talk about things like things that work for the industry, allow us to grow the business, allow us to employ more people and really help drive the economy.
elijah schaffer
Which I do like his honesty there, that the true reality is that businesses are trying to support ideas that are helping their business, which is like a catch-22, right?
It used to be nice in some ways because they avoided political issues because they just wanted to make money.
But then also, as we've seen recently, they become draconian and they're like trying to remove our rights, remove our freedoms, or trying to make us all gay and like gay frogs and make us live in pods and you know, make us sick and disgusting like with all the vaccine stuff, right?
They're trying to like push stuff on us to make profits as well.
I just feel like companies in and of themselves should not be like assumed to be good because they're just entities that are made up of a ton of people and people are flawed.
@flawdzilla
I agree.
I agree.
That was clever, but I agree.
I absolutely agree.
I really don't care about anything.
Like, I know that I see it on Twitter and then I talk about it, like joke about it, but in reality, it doesn't affect me in like in the grand scheme.
So like I'll, if I agree with it, then I'll say I'm happy about it, but I'm not going to sit here and actually like care about whether or not a company is doing this, putting rainbows on this.
And like, cause it doesn't actually affect me.
I'm not doing that in my house.
I'm not drinking their beer.
I'm not, it doesn't matter to me at all.
That part of it.
elijah schaffer
Don't you think it's weird, though, that the CEO of Anheuser-Busch is like an ex that he's ex-CIA?
@flawdzilla
That is weird.
That's very weird.
But I think, I mean, I think that's every company right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, why is the CIA involved?
Why is the CIA involved?
You know, I'm former CIA.
We talked about this on the last show.
I'm actually former CIA myself.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
So why don't you answer?
Why is CIA involved?
You would know.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that's a good question.
So basically, what I'd like to say is America hasn't existed for over 70 years, and there's been an entire reconstitution where we were a white Christian country.
And then now we, but now we found out actually black people built the country.
Actually, they built everything.
Black people are so talented too.
What I really like about black people is they build really nice buildings everywhere except in Africa.
@flawdzilla
In the hood.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except where they live and where they're from.
We're at.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, absolutely.
But they built now.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's, dude, you know what I have to say, though?
It's, let's be, let's be fundamental here.
And this is where I think racism is funny.
Is like, I like to make an important distinction.
I wish we got back to the 90s.
We have these fucking bitch ass fucking people who are like, even with Roseanne Barr, where they take stuff out of context, you know, where it's like, oh my gosh, Elijah said something racist.
It's like, don't you understand the connotation here?
Like, it's like this.
Like, I've mentioned this.
I love Andy No so much as a friend.
I think he's incredibly gifted as an individual and he's gay.
I don't hate someone because they're gay.
There are a lot of people who have come to hate people because they're gay because the community, there's this LGBTQ community that is so fucking annoying.
And I just want to, like, I just want to fucking rock, fucking smack them in the face and call of duty, right?
I want to take my fucking AR-15 and call it in call of the game on a leaderboard and get some killstreaks.
I love playing video games, and I'll play them with gay people, but they're annoying on the games.
The point of the matter is...
@flawdzilla
Credit or missile.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
I just mean that.
@flawdzilla
That was rapper shit.
elijah schaffer
No, but yes, but I'm saying like the point is because of this like community of people who are like the queer community, it's just made people like hate gays.
And so now you'll even have like straight up lesbians talking shit on the gay community and they go, oh, homophobia is in the gay community now.
No, it's because like there's a difference between an individual and a community.
So like you could have black skin and not be black.
Like do you get what I'm saying?
Because black is not just skin color.
It's like it's like a, it means something now.
To be black is like you're a part of a hive mind.
So just because you got dark skin, and I know this is like, that's how it's funny.
It's like, it doesn't make you black.
@flawdzilla
So it doesn't, it's, this, black people have been saying this for years.
That's not like a new idea.
Black people have said that about black people forever.
Like the biggest black comedians will say that there's a difference between black people and niggas.
I've been hearing that my entire life from black people.
elijah schaffer
I wanted to say that.
I just need to say N-word more often.
@flawdzilla
You should have.
elijah schaffer
I wish I could have more of a pass.
@flawdzilla
You have to.
elijah schaffer
I feel like I'm not.
@flawdzilla
I give you the pass.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I feel like I feel like I have a bit of a pass.
@flawdzilla
I give it a bit.
elijah schaffer
Keo Vaughn has the pass.
@flawdzilla
I give the pass all the time, but no one ever takes it.
I'm always passing out passes, but no one ever takes it.
elijah schaffer
Four beers in, and I'm we're saving the South.
unidentified
No, but uh that's a different verb.
@flawdzilla
I can't give you that.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I, but I, but I, but I bring this up because that this is where like the joke comes of all this stuff, right?
About like, oh, why is the white nationalist, why is the white supremacist movement increasingly attracting minorities?
unidentified
It's like, dude, here's the point.
elijah schaffer
The white nationalist, white, like white identity movement, you would think it would just be about like preserving whiteness, which part of it is, but maybe that's more of like the wignat, like sort of like neo-nazi, sort of like more, more like lower IQ side of it.
But yeah, but they say like, remember, it's the left that says whiteness equals being on time.
Whiteness equals being polite.
Whiteness equals peace.
And they remember they said that, like, here's signs that you might be white.
And so when they're attacking whiteness, they're not attacking like people because of skin color.
They're attacking a way of life, like you said.
And so there are plenty of people who want to live like that.
Reminding you, they move to white countries.
Not everyone.
@flawdzilla
But some of these people move to white countries.
They're white neighborhoods to white neighborhoods too.
unidentified
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Because they like the culture and the society.
So if you want to eradicate that, yeah, maybe they're not on board with like racial supremacy.
Maybe they're not on board with like this identitarianism, but they do at least like what that society and that culture brings.
So when you tell a black person to be black is to act like an animal and to be black is to act like a non-functioning member of society.
And if you act any other way than you're white, then yes, they are going to become white nationalists by definition because they're going to be like, well, I don't want that shit.
I'm getting weird today.
I'm sorry.
@flawdzilla
No, you're absolutely so weird.
Absolute fact.
They label it as like racist and all that when we all know it's not.
I think that that's like a beautiful thing, that that's where the world is going.
We're going more with our souls instead of what we're being told.
That's like a, it's happening more and more and more.
So it's like, they can say whatever they want, but eventually it's going to be the majority and then it's going to be a bunch of idiots, which it already is.
A few idiots who are just yelling things like, that's racist.
In reality, they just have a big megaphone.
elijah schaffer
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I know you're going to come on.
I was like, oh, today's going to be a bit of a mess.
But I bring that up only because I think people are over.
Let me think.
Let me think of how to articulate this.
I think both the left and the right, even using that phrase, the left and the right, are using very moated terms to try to understand the world.
And the world doesn't function this way, right?
Like the world is no longer Democrat and Republican.
The world is like globalist, mind-control, totalitarian, one-world government, and people who are awake.
The world is no longer like gay versus straight.
You've got like radical gender, occult, satanic, like theorists that have created this cult.
Because remember, the LGBTQ community is mostly straight people.
I want to clarify that every time on the show, majority of the LGBT are straight people.
Do you know like the majority of the LGB community are bisexual women who have never had a female partner?
Do you know like the majority of the entire LGBT, you know, they say it's like 1.4%, something like that?
Yeah, it's just a bunch of straight chicks who get drunk and like to kiss chicks occasionally.
Like, that's like...
@flawdzilla
That's the wildest energy.
elijah schaffer
Bro, go, go look.
unidentified
Go look.
elijah schaffer
The entire LGB is bisexual people who've never dated the same sex.
Never even, and they never, it's like one and a half percent of them are married to the same sex.
They're like, it's basically a bunch of straight people with drug and alcohol partying problems in college.
@flawdzilla
They have mental illness.
That's what that really is.
Because if you can, that's crazy.
Like that's like, that's blowing my mind right now because that means that it's people, we're doing it to ourselves.
So we're just like following something that is really a small amount of people and we just throw all our energy into it.
Not us, but like, that's like a crazy virtue signal.
You're doing is so is it?
Is it these people are doing it to like feel like they're doing something or they are just confused?
elijah schaffer
I just think it's a fake cult.
Like I'm saying like that's why like it's like everyone's like I hate gay people.
You're like, bro, let me tell you something, the truth.
I hate black people.
It's like, bro, there are black people who hate black people now.
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
There are black white supremacists.
@flawdzilla
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I'm just, I'm like, I'm, and this is weird to wrap around, but it's saying like, it is confusing because it's like, it's like, like, there are, dude, there are immigrants who hate immigrants.
Like, there are like first generation Indian immigrants like working in the, in the UK government trying to stop immigration.
Like, it's so freaking confusing, but it's also not.
Because what it is, is it's like sane versus insane.
And I'm not trying to convolute the movement or like confuse people.
I'm just saying, like, I see a lot of people trying to explain things.
For instance, like the Bud Light controversy, which is a horrible story to lead with.
I don't know why we did, but I will say it's like people thinking, oh, we won because we hurt Bud Light.
And it's like you didn't.
Win anything.
You just didn't win.
Like you didn't win.
You didn't win anything.
@flawdzilla
And also temporary headline is what it was.
Did you know anything?
That's as long as you boycotted.
No, never in my life.
elijah schaffer
It's like the vaccine.
@flawdzilla
I don't know if you're not.
Natty ice where I'm from.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think if you're poor, you would like when you're poor and you're in a college, you don't even, but light's too expensive.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, no one's buying Bud Light.
We drink cores, we drink natty ice.
That's it.
We drink steel reserve if we really need to get wrecked.
That's what I'm doing.
elijah schaffer
I've been desperate and had warm Bud Light before.
@flawdzilla
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
In college, I had a mini fridge.
I did, I did a lot of, well, I did.
I've done blow.
I've done a fair amount of blow as an adult too, but I did a lot of blow in college.
Like a lot.
Because I'm not going to like out anyone here, but like, yeah.
But there's good blow in Orange County.
And I was at UC Irvine.
Sorry.
Do a lot of blow.
And like sometimes, sometimes, because you know, you know, you would you drink and then you would do blow to like lower the drunk and then you would then drink to like keep going.
@flawdzilla
It's like a vicious silence, but it's really like a speedball that's terrible for you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I will say during those times, there was moments where like my fridge was so small or like I was just like so like psychotic.
By the way, I ended up graduating almost 4.0 from college.
So I don't know how I did that.
But I know went to grad school and stuff.
I did really well.
By the way, I did well.
So, hey, kids, do drugs.
It'll help you get through school.
But no, but on the other joke is like, it's like, I remember one time, like, my mini fridge just like went out.
So, but I had like a bunch of Bud Lights.
And I remember just drinking like warm Bud Lights and doing lines of blow.
And it's just not a good combo.
You know, drip in the back of the neck.
Yeah, it's not.
Dude, I don't like drugs anymore.
I've done drugs.
I've done drugs a few times, but I'm saying like, this is like the Bud Light thing is like the conservatives should say, hey, don't drink Bud Light.
Not because it's gay, but because if you're going to choose to drink, if you're going to choose to drink, drink something of higher quality and don't put that into your body with like these like GMO feed corn and all this stuff they make it from wheat and stuff.
And also, it's like, I don't understand why our battles with a beer company.
I don't get that.
Like, I don't understand why that's, that's where we are.
@flawdzilla
Because we follow what they tell us to do.
They put it in the headlines for a reason.
I feel like.
I feel like it's even the boycott, I feel like it's manufactured.
I think every single part of it is manufactured and it's all political and it's all just for money, I think.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
I just think it's a bunch of exploitation.
elijah schaffer
Dude, my favorite thing is, oh, I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
Sorry, I'm a little bit out of control today.
This is my second monster.
I'm like sweating.
I've been on like, I've been live for the last couple hours.
This is like hour three and a half or something that I'm already into because I'm host, guest hosting somebody else's show and building a studio.
It's insane.
I have a brand newborn son.
It's just like my life is like awesome, but it's also like a lot of people.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that's all stressful.
elijah schaffer
And I'm doing it all by myself.
You know what I mean?
In another country.
So it's crazy.
But I will say this.
Like, I've had so many freakouts flawed.
Fuck, I got freak outs because like what I hate is this.
There's like, there's like, okay, let me be transparent on my finances here.
I was raised with zero fucking info on money.
I don't know what it is.
I got really good grades, you know, in school.
Almost got a 5.0 in high school.
I don't know how that even makes sense.
I graduated with a bunch of college credits, went to top unit, got a full ride to college and stuff, ended up dropping out, did a bunch of stuff.
Nowhere in there did anyone give me any life skills, okay?
@flawdzilla
No one gave me life skills, even though it's like you had great life skills.
That's crazy.
That's a lot of dedication and discipline.
That's hard work.
He's like, shit, that's crazy.
elijah schaffer
I was just fucking injecting shit.
No, dude, no.
unidentified
I wasn't injecting anything, but I was basically.
@flawdzilla
Might as well.
Like, I wasn't doing all that, bro.
That's crazy.
I got my GED.
That's where I stopped at.
unidentified
That's why I thank you.
@flawdzilla
Fucking wild.
I was like, so impressed.
You're saying it like it's negative.
I'm like, damn, this dude was the most accomplished person I know.
elijah schaffer
No, but I mean, I mean, I mean, this.
Nobody trained me on like finances.
So by the time I graduated college, I dropped out, went back in, and they were like, yeah, well, here, just sign these papers and do it.
I was like, you know, by the way, I left college with $150,000.
I just want to remind people, a little more than that, but around $150,000 in debt.
I'm like, early 20s, I've got that.
Plus, they made me take out these two high-interest credit cards for it, which was like almost $30,000.
So I have $30,000 in credit card debt, $30,000, and $150,000 in student loans and a car payment.
And I'm like nearly, you know, like $200,000 in debt in my mid-20s.
And that's what's really crazy is, and since then, I've like, I like looked at the world and I'm like, man, you know what would have been really cool is if instead of for the last five years, me paying off, you know, I've paid off over half my student loans.
I've paid off my car.
I've paid off all my credit cards.
I don't have consumer debt.
I just paid off another car.
I've like bought a few cars.
I'm fine now.
But what I'm trying to say is, is it's like conservatives walk around and are like, oh, like they do shit like this.
Like, Bud Light's dumb.
We should not be forgiving student loans.
Bitch, you know what you should be focusing on?
Millennials can't fucking buy houses.
Okay.
They can't buy houses because the average cost of the house is like between five to seven times the yearly income, depending on where you live.
@flawdzilla
It's not even realistic for me.
And I'm making some money.
elijah schaffer
And at these interest rates, it might be 10 times the amount.
And it used to be two to three to four times.
And that makes more sense, man.
If the average wage is like 60, if I'm making 60 or 70 grand and a dice house is $200,000, that's still high, but it's a rich country.
You're walking around telling young kids that they're too young to transition and you're not trying to reform the university systems that are literally enslaving people.
You go, oh, the colleges are brainwashing students into trans identity.
They're fucking robbing our youth.
They're giving them predatory loans that are restricting them for life and fucking them over for decades, causing suspect poverty.
@flawdzilla
It's like college one day.
elijah schaffer
You want to go to college?
@flawdzilla
No, I did.
I did.
I like, I signed up and like went to jail immediately.
But I signed up.
elijah schaffer
How was college?
I ended up in jail.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that's what happened.
And then I just didn't go back.
But I already had taken out the loan.
So I pretty much, pretty sure I have debt right now from college.
elijah schaffer
Bro, you have debt from college, but you didn't go.
@flawdzilla
No, so yeah, basically, I literally made it like four classes and then went to jail.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
That's a real life.
That's what happened.
unidentified
So, yeah.
Oh, it's so.
@flawdzilla
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like, the story you just told, I was like, damn, that's wild because it's the exact opposite for me.
I tried a bunch of things and just got a bunch of debt and went to jail.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's good, because that's what I was going to say is that everyone's always like, but the problem with college is you probably actually save money going to jail.
That's the sad part about the country.
It's like you're probably better off going to jail than not.
@flawdzilla
I got free food.
elijah schaffer
You don't get free food.
Dude, have you ever seen how much money they charge in cafeterias in colleges?
Like your meal plan, they're charging you like 17 to 18 bucks per meal, sometimes up to $22 per meal on your meal card.
Yeah, to eat.
@flawdzilla
Oh, that's a scam.
Yeah, that's a real scam.
elijah schaffer
They're like, we have a rock climbing wall.
Bitch, you're going to be climbing the wall for the rest of your life in financial hardship because you wanted to go to some school so that you could get into a circle jerk with your friends and be like, I went to Princeton.
Unless your parents are paying for your university, go cheap.
Go to junior college.
And the only problem with junior colleges is like junior college should be a free way to get some classes in state-spended school, but it's really just around a bunch of like fat Mexican stoners.
Am I incorrect on that?
That like junior college is a bunch of fat Mexican stoners that like, I don't know what they just sit there for four years and they don't do anything.
@flawdzilla
I don't know.
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to a junior college.
I went to Hesser.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I'm allowed to say that though.
unidentified
But it's true.
@flawdzilla
Junior colleges are just fat Mexicans smoking weed and like this was in Cali.
unidentified
Yeah.
that's why that makes sense that makes sense and you wanna try some itaki you wanna try itaki and you're like dude fucking shut up dude Just shut up.
elijah schaffer
Stop talking like that.
It's fucking annoying.
Yes, your hoop earrings are bigger than your brain.
unidentified
Seriously.
That's just how they talk, though.
@flawdzilla
Don't talk like that.
unidentified
Talk like me.
elijah schaffer
I know, but like, what?
And they always do the head bob.
I have a friend who's trying to date.
@flawdzilla
Draw eyebrows.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I literally have a friend who's trying to date a Latina chick.
I'm like, bro, good luck, buddy.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Good luck.
@flawdzilla
The eyebrows is enough for me to say no.
The eyebrows is crazy.
unidentified
Dude, they're insane.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, and they stab.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
They stab people for sure.
elijah schaffer
brothers kill you stuff like the domestic violence in this i and shout out to the latina chicks out there Latina chicks, you can't get away with shit.
You can't get away with anything.
@flawdzilla
They cut goats and like make sure that they find everything out.
They do hexes and stuff.
elijah schaffer
They beat you.
unidentified
Mexican girls.
@flawdzilla
Bro, I know some Mexican girls and I know their families.
I know how they operate.
They operate crazy.
This is in New Hampshire.
So I can't even imagine Cali.
But I know they cut goats.
elijah schaffer
Bro, and that's what it's like, Latina chicks are the forbidden fruit.
Because, dude, because do you know that Australian guys have massive fetish for like Latina chick, big booty Latina chicks?
@flawdzilla
I thought that was just like a global fetish.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, I mean, like, it's like, it's like, I don't know.
They're just really into that here.
There's not a lot of them, but they're into it.
And like, but it's like, it's like when you're talking to somebody who, like, really, like a kid who really wants a dog, but like they don't know how much responsibility it takes.
You know, I've dated a lot of Hispanic chicks and I've known a lot and they're all fucking nuts.
And here's the crazy thing about it is, and there's a few good ones.
Like Trump said, most of them are rapists, but a few are good.
No, but on a lot less hyperbolic note, I'm like, dude, just like, they'll be like, dude, I just really want this chick.
She's got such nice boobs in her butt.
I'll be nice for the girls listening.
You know, I'll be very clean here.
And I'm like, bro, that was those aren't the only big things.
Have you ever heard of drama?
It's bigger.
Like, the drama, dude.
@flawdzilla
I never did anyone.
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
You have a green screen and you have like a hole in your green screen and you can see my finger.
Look at this.
@flawdzilla
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
I don't know why you have a hole in your green screen.
See my eye.
What?
@flawdzilla
I don't even have a green screen.
elijah schaffer
Why is there a hole in your green screen?
@flawdzilla
I don't even have a green screen.
unidentified
I'm looking at you.
@flawdzilla
I can see your eye.
I can see your eyes.
elijah schaffer
Why is there a hole in your screen?
@flawdzilla
Bro, that is a Ruby's Cube.
elijah schaffer
How could that take you?
@flawdzilla
And I don't know why there's a green.
unidentified
I don't know why that's the case.
@flawdzilla
I don't know what's happening.
elijah schaffer
That's like a glitch in the main ghetto setup, bro.
I'm not even real.
@flawdzilla
What's happening over here?
elijah schaffer
This episode is so we haven't even gotten to anything yet.
unidentified
We're just complaining about Latina chicks on a Wednesday night.
@flawdzilla
This is my kind of show, bro.
unidentified
This is my kind of show.
@flawdzilla
It gets a little racist.
It gets a little, you know, hype.
We laugh.
That's my shit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm trying to say this as somebody who knows out there.
It's like, dude, remember, there's always a hot crazy scale.
And also, there's always a balance to the force, right?
Like the way that God made things.
It's like, bro, you think a woman who looks like that, you know, like, you know, guys will be like, oh, I just love Brazilian chicks.
Hopefully just on pictures.
Yeah, hopefully just on pictures.
Exactly.
Because go meet them in real life.
They'll ruin your life.
They will ruin your life.
@flawdzilla
Bro, I like think about that.
When I was young, this is like just from me and like my soul, my instinct.
Whenever I would like see a Spanish chick and I was like attracted to her, I would be like in my head, it would automatically go to like, I would, I would just see like my life flash before my eyes every single time.
And it was never, it automatically like pushed me away.
There was a couple that it came close to, but I really think like it's instilled within every dude to know that chicks are crazy.
Spanish chicks are crazy.
elijah schaffer
We love them though.
@flawdzilla
I was like 12.
elijah schaffer
We love them.
We do.
unidentified
Yeah.
No.
elijah schaffer
If you're a man and you can you're man enough to handle that, dude.
Also be careful too because the Spanish chicks will get you fat.
They'll like they'll make you so much good food, which is also like the Tamales.
Right, but you can't question their cooking.
And that's one thing I've noticed.
Hispanic girls don't let you question their cooking.
They cook what they cook and they make it nice.
@flawdzilla
Throw it in your mouth.
elijah schaffer
Maybe.
Stop me again.
@flawdzilla
I'm excited every time.
unidentified
Stop getting me excited.
@flawdzilla
That's what it's been for me.
Every single time.
Telling you.
I'm like, I really, I really, I really love Spanish girls.
unidentified
That's what I want to say.
I'll just say that.
elijah schaffer
Hey, it's like 15 minutes of hating on Spanish women.
At the end, it's like, but I don't, don't tell Mo, but I love that.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
It's like so funny.
It's a thing.
She knows.
unidentified
She knows.
@flawdzilla
That's why she acts Spanish.
unidentified
A la.
A la.
A la fazila.
@flawdzilla
Buttons her shirt only at the top.
She wears a life beater underneath.
elijah schaffer
Hank nice clothes on her earrings, you know, on her earrings.
@flawdzilla
She has her eyebrows.
Yeah, sometimes she pulls up.
elijah schaffer
She's a constant emoji, you know.
@flawdzilla
It's got the drawn eyebrows.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
I know what we're talking about.
We got good stuff.
All right, welcome to Nightly Offensive.
If you're just on the show, we're going to get started on the show right now.
We're going to get started on the topics for today.
I do want to bring something up really, really cool, though.
It's something that is absolutely fan freaking tastic.
Many of you guys know what's been going on, particularly in the communities and around the world.
And I did want to talk about this.
So as we were mentioning, one thing that makes me really upset about all this stuff, including with like commentators, is like, I don't know why people are never honest.
Like, I saw this track record, right?
You see this from Clay Travis?
He's saying, like, you know, 25% of 40-year-olds have never married.
In 1980, it was just 6%.
There's lots of focus on climate change.
Way too much, honestly.
But do you know what the real biggest danger humanity faces is we are having, we aren't having enough kids.
Human population is on track to collapse for decades.
And I wrote, dude, you know, white populations are on schedule to collapse.
Why don't you just be honest?
Why don't you just like, why do you have like it's dude?
Do you know like skirting around the Jewish question makes people more anti-Semitic?
Pretending like black, all black people are good makes racism increase.
Trying to never mention that white populations are collapsing and they're under attack makes people more white nationalistic.
Like, so maybe it's a good thing.
I don't know, but it's like, dude, always like doing this like neocon con ink, like boomer takes of like, you know, populations are collapsing.
Bitch, Pakistanis are fine.
Have you seen them?
They're here.
They're everywhere.
Literally.
There's so many Pakistanis.
I don't even get it.
They grow off.
They grow off trees now.
They figured out new ways to reproduce.
Like, there's so much going on.
Why can't you submit?
@flawdzilla
The state was full of them.
elijah schaffer
Like, I was your state.
@flawdzilla
New Hampshire.
I think that I don't know.
We had a high population.
Like, I'll say like probably like 20% of the people I know are Pakistani.
elijah schaffer
Rest in peace, deodorant industry.
Whenever Pakistanis moves in, no one's buying your product.
Bro, why do they always smell like BO?
And I, and I, Pakistanis are nice.
@flawdzilla
They don't believe in it.
elijah schaffer
But what is that?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, they own all the stores out there.
elijah schaffer
they sell deodorant but they don't use it it's true though It's true.
@flawdzilla
The Americanized, maybe, but the ones who come from Pakistan, nah, that's exactly the facts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know why they do that.
I do want to bring this up, though.
Something important, though.
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unidentified
Well, behaviors are going to have to change.
And this is one thing we're asking companies.
You have to force behaviors.
And at BlackRock, we are forcing behaviors.
elijah schaffer
Well, all hope might seem lost since companies need to implement woke ESG guidelines from BlackRock to get funding to operate.
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He hit them in the wallet divesting over $2 billion in the mega corporation for pushing this woke crap.
And did it work?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
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Because I was going to bring up the fact that it's so important, I think, out in the world.
Like, you know what's crazy?
I put that video up on TikTok and it got deleted for misinformation.
And they said there's like no evidence that any companies control control or controlling other companies.
And I said, I wrote back from my appeal.
I said, that was a video of the CEO.
@flawdzilla
He literally said that.
unidentified
I'm kidding.
elijah schaffer
He literally said, we're going to be forcing behaviors on everyone.
And they're like, that's misinformation.
You're like, dude, he fucking said it.
He's the CEO of BlackRock.
That's what's so funny when you tell people, like, by the way, there's a mega corporation out there that's forcing you, that's forcing these ideas on us.
Like, no one understands that it's this is.
This is why I think it's so annoying and I mean this genuinely is because there's nothing organic anymore.
Right, maybe there never was in history.
Maybe there never was.
That's where I'm at, because it's like, okay dude look, if people were just randomly like you know, they make the argument like, oh, there used to be left-handed people, but they were forced out of being left-handed, so now they were, there were less left-handed people, and then, when it became okay to be left-handed, then there were more left-handed people.
So they use that for the LGBTQ community.
Yeah, it's like oh, you mean.
Yes, when we took down social stigma, when we stopped encouraging people to have families, when we made sex about pleasure rather than commitment, when we, when we stopped talking about reproduction, humans increasingly got weirder with their sex expressions.
That's not brain, that's not fucking rocket science.
Then secondly, it's like.
It's like you mean, when you're pushing something in people's faces and people are already kind of stupid and retarded and they don't, they don't really have an identity.
There's no cultural identity, there's no faith identity, there's no racial identity, there's no uh mission, that they don't have anything to live for and they're trying to find some sort of community, and the only other community that's out there that's open to them is this Lgbtq community.
Don't think more people are going to join it.
Of course they are, because they want community.
They want some some sort of uh you know identity.
It's like, of course this is going to increase, but it's because of propaganda.
It's not natural.
It's not like one day, you know, everyone just became more queer or whatever.
It's like.
You're like you're making straight people queer.
They're like you have asexuals.
You have people not even interested in sex a part of your community.
How does that make sense?
How are you a queer asexual?
You don't even like sex.
You don't even like it.
How could you be a part of the group?
But that's what.
I hate it because it feels so forced.
You know what I mean.
unidentified
Like hello, i'm Justin's Pride Festival.
elijah schaffer
I love pride.
You, Justin Trudeau, you.
@flawdzilla
It's literally.
It's like it's a trend, it's it's clear.
That's like that's a.
My mother was a lesbian.
I told you that my mother was lesbian, my sister was a lesbian and I remember they would be like, yeah, there's parades and all this and no one cared.
It was just happening and there was just debauchery and like mass and there was like Pride town or peanut whatever has come up, and it was just debauchery for like a weekend and then no one cared, it wasn't covered by anyone.
No one was like hey, stop that people.
They were just doing what they did and no one cared.
And now it's like if you, if you don't care, you're a bigot you're, you're a part of the problem automatically, which is the issue that everyone has, because no one actually cares.
No one cared.
It was these people existed before.
No one cared.
They could do whatever they want.
elijah schaffer
Yeah dude like, do you know?
Um, i'm like I have so much red bull pumping through my system.
I'm like gonna have a.
@flawdzilla
I don't even drink caffeine, no more.
elijah schaffer
Okay well, I don't know.
Well yeah, i'll start tithing to you.
No, why don't you drink caffeine?
@flawdzilla
Uh, because it gives me anxiety.
elijah schaffer
I just don't drink too much caffeine.
@flawdzilla
Panic attacks oh, I know what you mean.
elijah schaffer
I had four.
I had two coffees and two monsters one time recently and that was like I know, and that was crazy and I almost died.
@flawdzilla
I think I can't even drink one cup of coffee.
If I drink one cup of coffee, i'm like there's a potential for me to bug out that day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like um, I saw this one clip of this girl.
It's like girls today be like I don't know why i'm depressed.
She's like vaping, drinking a large coffee and like scrolling at the same time.
She's like getting her eye watch and it's like You don't know why you are.
Heavy anxiety and depression, bitch.
That is that is a recipe for being overwhelmed, right?
Am I right?
@flawdzilla
That's like that's 100% right.
That's why I've tried to tone down everything and be less into everything and be more into what I'm doing.
Like in real time, be in real life sometimes.
It's crazy that that's even a thing because I was in jail and that was like that was my least anxious time ever because I had nothing because I had nothing like you only have your attentions and it's only you're like there's nothing else to do.
So how long were you in jail for a year and a half?
elijah schaffer
That sounds boring.
@flawdzilla
It was very boring, but it helped me as a person because I was doing exactly that.
I was like doing a lot of Adderall.
I was like having sex with a bunch of girls and just like living a crazy life.
I was all over the place.
And that wasn't the case anymore.
After I got out of jail, then I got like an anxiety because it was like, I was so used to just being by myself and normal.
Like actually thinking like a person.
Then you get out of jail and then you're back into this fucking crazy wild world that is just all fake.
Like if it wasn't for jail, then I probably would have never opened my eyes to anything.
elijah schaffer
Bro, real talk.
Do you know how like people that don't know right now where I live, I live like, I live in like a very sleepy beach town.
Like crystal clear blue water.
Like there's this, there's this like beach.
I brought my son down there and we just go look at like rays in the water and like little sharks, like basking sharks and not basking sharks.
I don't know what they're called.
Sand sharks or something like that.
@flawdzilla
We look at fish.
elijah schaffer
You know, we try to capture little fish.
And, you know, I just go with my buddy out here and we go sea doing.
And I do a lot of like during the summer, I do a lot of like body surfing and hanging out and just like chilling.
And, you know, it's so much less stressful than I've ever lived in my entire life because like I don't have a lot of friends out here.
I'm not going to any galas or events.
I mean, I just got like even this, this one conference were like just recently invited to fly me out to go speak there.
They're like, well, pay for everything.
Come speak, which I'm blessed.
And that's really a great offer.
@flawdzilla
Sounds lit out there.
elijah schaffer
But I also live in a tropical rainforest.
And it's chill.
And I'm just chilling and I'm just by the beach.
@flawdzilla
And, you know, like, it's like those pictures you'll be posting is your house?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
What the what?
What?
@flawdzilla
I thought you're like on like a resort or something.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
No, that's my house.
That's my home.
That's, that's where, that's where I live right now.
It's right outside my window.
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
I had no idea it was like that.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's.
It's appealing.
I live.
Well, I actually live on a golf course and then next to the ocean.
So it's like the ocean's right here.
And then I'm right here.
And there's a golf course and two lakes and an ocean.
And it's like, yeah, it's pretty nice.
@flawdzilla
That sounds like a resort.
That's literally a resort.
elijah schaffer
Let me just say this.
I live in a place where people fly around the world to vacation.
Like, I live in a vacation spot, which is cool.
I live in like a place.
It's like a, it's a lot of tourists, though, which is annoying.
So I go down to like a little south.
But like, do you know what everyone's like, my life is stressful?
Go look at the sun, you motherfucker.
Like, just go, you know, like, as long as I just sit outside, I smoke a cigar, I look at the sun, and I'm just like, what's the point?
Like, fuck all those people in America.
Like, like, not, not, not the people watching this, but like, there's so many people that's just, they're just worried about nothing.
And they're just like, like, like a lot of people that I've known throughout my life are, they're, they're chasing nothing.
They don't have anything of value in their life.
They don't have any.
It's like, oh, you know, this, I, like, how many more subscribers do you want?
How many more followers?
How many more raises do you need?
How many more cars do you want?
Like, touch grass and embrace reality.
Like, just sit down.
It's like, like, oh, you guys, everything.
Everything is so, like, crazy.
It's like, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Like, Biden's a corrupt regime and the CIA.
It's like, dude, yeah.
@flawdzilla
They're all corrupt.
elijah schaffer
So, wait.
You mean the world has been perpetually corrupted and run by extremely secretive oligarchs who use their power to sway their own self-will and remove the rights of the citizens of the planet?
That sounds like all of fucking history.
@flawdzilla
Literally.
elijah schaffer
You're just living in all of history, but you have flushable toilets.
@flawdzilla
And you have a phone.
elijah schaffer
You ever wiped your butt with a flushable...
@flawdzilla
Newspaper?
elijah schaffer
No, with a flushable wet wipe from Costco?
It's amazing.
It's the next best thing to a bidet.
@flawdzilla
Go buy some wet wipes.
Yeah, go buy some wet wipes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, go get a bidet and some wet wipes, and it'll take away your depression.
@flawdzilla
Legit, I have both.
elijah schaffer
If you enjoy the bidet too much, it's okay.
You're not gay.
@flawdzilla
But some people have put tape on mine.
I have to fight.
I have to fight the urge to turn it on when I'm, so Mo put tape around it because she got sick of it.
In reality, my cat turned it on in the middle of the night and flooded my bathroom.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, dude, the first time I think I used a bidet, I think it was in Taiwan.
Might have been Taiwan.
Maybe it was in Crete.
I think it was in Taiwan.
And I remember like, you're sitting there and you're like, whoa, that is interesting.
But then also, it's the first time.
@flawdzilla
You know what?
elijah schaffer
You know what's weird in the West?
You never feel clean after you take a dump until you start using the flushable wipes.
However, be careful if you have a septic tank.
That shit will jack up your pipes.
But if you live in a picture of the picture, but if you live in an apartment and it's not your pipes.
True.
@flawdzilla
I live in an apartment.
That's true.
i worry about that i don't even i wouldn't know I wouldn't know if it's an issue.
You know, who actually told me to get a bidet?
You know who Samson is, the rapper?
elijah schaffer
No.
@flawdzilla
He goes viral all the time.
He made the Nancy Pelosi song that went viral a while ago.
I don't know.
But he's viral all the time.
He literally goes viral every other month or something with something that he's already done.
Like this dude, people just repost his videos.
He goes viral over and over.
He has a mullet.
But he told me about bidets.
He was like, yeah, you need to get a bidet randomly.
This dude, he's the funniest dude in the world, but he was right.
At first, he talked me into it because I was like, I don't know if I want things next to my ass.
And he was like, just try it.
And I ordered one.
I won't go back.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
@flawdzilla
That's my TED Talk.
elijah schaffer
No, it's a very, very, very good experience.
I'm just saying to people, like, it is.
Dude, if, dude, just trust me, just start using more sanitary ways to use the restroom.
And it actually makes your day better.
There's nothing worse.
There's nothing worse.
There's nothing worse than just feeling dirty and grimy.
You know that feeling when you just feel grimy and you feel like dirty and you feel disgusting and you don't really know what to do?
unidentified
I hate that.
@flawdzilla
It brings everything down.
It brings your whole life down.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's get started.
@flawdzilla
Like when I miss a shower, I hate it.
Do we?
We got one, right?
elijah schaffer
We got one.
I think we're so screwed on this already.
I think we're just going to have a shit stream tonight.
I think we're just going in for a shit stream.
That works.
@flawdzilla
That works.
unidentified
We are.
elijah schaffer
I think we'll save some stuff.
I think we're going to go in.
I did want to play some funny stuff, though.
We won't play all the intros and everything.
I was cackling at this.
This is so good.
Let me see.
Someone said in the chat, I'm having an early life crisis.
Bro, I've been in an early life crisis since I was like 14.
Didn't happen today.
@flawdzilla
Me too.
elijah schaffer
I've actually been calming down.
You should have seen me when I was like 19.
Holy shit.
It's crazy.
unidentified
Anyways Oh, man.
@flawdzilla
I wasn't expecting that.
Yo, he said he did it multiple times.
That's fucked.
Oh, man.
That song hit every time.
elijah schaffer
Bro, he did it three times.
Three times.
Also, some like.
This is such a shit stream.
I'm loving it.
I also like this too.
Do you see KSI and Logan Paul had they got everyone started throwing?
Everyone started throwing their prime bottles at them.
I have no idea, but everyone started throwing prime bottles on Logan Paul and KSI.
I just thought that was so, I don't know the context, but I just, he got hit right in the forehead, bro.
@flawdzilla
Like, KSI caught one between the eyes.
unidentified
Damn.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that drink is ass, bro.
That is such a disgusting drink, bro.
Like, unless you're like 12, like, I see, like, dude, my favorite comment is on TikTok is like when families are like, I got prime, boys.
I got prime.
They have these songs.
Someone's like, best family from 2016.
And it makes so much sense.
Like, creating a drink and then making songs about it is very 2016 energy.
Am I right?
Like, creating like a viral song about like a sports drink is like 2016 online energy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Vine energy.
@flawdzilla
Motion Paul energy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, but Vine energy right before YouTube's decline energy.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Diss tracks.
You know what I mean?
Like diss tracks.
@flawdzilla
I'm about to go back to that.
I'm about to start dissing people.
elijah schaffer
Really?
@flawdzilla
For no reason, yeah.
I don't know who.
At some point, though.
elijah schaffer
That'd be great.
Do you know what?
We should just, if I should release Disc Track on Quarter Black Garrett, that would be really good.
Can I sample you on it?
unidentified
You should.
@flawdzilla
You should.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
I should release it on my new show.
@flawdzilla
Right.
elijah schaffer
A diss track on the show.
@flawdzilla
Quarterback Garrett.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you want to come together and collab on a diss track for the new show on a diss track on Quarter Black Garrett?
@flawdzilla
I'm like, I should do it.
elijah schaffer
100.
We'll throw in a few people, too, that we want to diss.
Like, we'll throw a Dave Landau dig in there.
Like, if there's just a few people that need to be roasted, like, and then, like, some, like, let's get, like, a couple vague.
You know, like, you know, just say something that's, like, vague to get, like, just to, like, throw someone else under the bus.
Who else could we throw into the bootloader?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, it's called a subliminal.
elijah schaffer
Like a Nick Ricada reference, you know what I mean?
Like, just a Nick Ricada dig.
@flawdzilla
These are all good names.
These are all good names.
Because if we diss Nick Ricada, then we can probably get some traction off of that.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I know.
I love it.
@flawdzilla
He'll react to it, probably.
elijah schaffer
Nick Ricada, dude.
That'd be so good just to start coming out with diss tracks of like the best people in the industry.
That's so good.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
And then maybe he'll drop one back.
Imagine Ricada rapping.
elijah schaffer
These are all my favorite people, by the way.
If you don't know, I love all these people, but they make me laugh.
Someone said, my fart stink, Elijah.
Okay, thank you.
I like this one too.
Journalists posting their own L's.
We're just kind of talking shit now.
Journalists posting their own L's.
This one was so good in Israel, I believe.
Two gentlemen and their cigarettes under a non-smoking sign.
I told them, you're smoking literally under a non-smoking sign.
And the smokers told me, fuck you, left-wing whore.
@flawdzilla
She took a picture, bro.
unidentified
And they don't give a fuck.
@flawdzilla
This dude's legs is crossed.
Like, he's probably the one who said it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, dude, these guys do not care.
These are the wins of the day.
They do not care.
@flawdzilla
They're just an type of energy.
Oh, man.
This dude is like, he's disgusted on the left.
He's fucking disgusted.
elijah schaffer
I love when you're at the age.
Like, this is why I think Viagra's bad.
Because there needs to become an age where your dick just stops working and you just don't give a fuck anymore.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's so epic.
You're just like 60.
Your dick doesn't work.
You're not.
You see a young girl.
You're not trying to, you don't want to have sex with her.
You don't, you don't want to hit on her.
You just want to remind her that she's done more and to leave you alone.
That's like elevated.
It's elite.
unidentified
It's elite.
@flawdzilla
It is.
You're not driven by the flesh.
You can just say what's on your mind at that point.
Absolutely.
I can't wait to get to get to that age.
Because right now I'm just controlled.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
I think we also have.
Oh, can we talk about how gay space interest is?
Like, how stupid it is?
@flawdzilla
Like, like going to space?
elijah schaffer
Well, just like people's interests.
Like, NASA revealed this.
@flawdzilla
They're like, I saw this stupid thing today.
elijah schaffer
NASA Rover Perseverance finds strange rock on Mars that appears to be hollow.
How is that not a video game?
@flawdzilla
What does that even fucking mean?
elijah schaffer
How is that not a 1999 video game?
How is that not PlayStation 2 graphics?
How is this not fake?
@flawdzilla
It does look fake.
But like, what does that mean?
What is a hollow?
Are they saying you can go in it and like it's a cave?
Or are they just saying hollow rock?
elijah schaffer
Let me tell you this.
Have you ever tried downloading something on low internet speeds?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Imagine downloading an image from Mars on Wi-Fi.
I mean, probably takes so long to send an image back.
I mean, I don't know.
With space, I don't know, dude.
I don't know if space is travels real.
Like, I don't know if we're really there.
I don't know if we can get anything into space.
I mean, I understand low orbit, right?
Or we're talking about like the idea of real space.
Yeah, like, I don't know if we're going to Mars.
I really don't.
How do I, how would I know?
Like, dude, they don't.
@flawdzilla
I'm pretty sure that there's a radiation belt.
Van Allen, I think it's called Van Allen radiation belt that you have to go through to get out of our atmosphere.
And it's like, you'll die trying to get through that.
So I don't know how we get past that.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And they faked literally everything in the last 70 years.
Dude, we just went through like a fake outbreak, a disease outbreak.
And people say, oh, it's real.
It doesn't matter if there's something real out there.
Dude, did you see also?
Did you see also today too in the report?
I know this is like dumb shit, but I think this is interesting.
In October of 2019, in the Wuhan laboratory, all the cells service went out for a short period.
Like as in they destroyed all their, they turned off the cell things and destroyed all the devices.
It like it's proven through satellite that like there was no, there was a cutoff point where there was no wireless like service provided to the Wuhan Institute or like that region for like a short period.
And then like they changed all their electronics and everything.
So like whatever we know about coronavirus, if it was from there, they deleted that shit.
Yeah, we'll never know.
They Hillary Clinton emailed their servers and their cell phones and killed a couple of the people apparently too that were involved in the beginning with alerting of the outbreak.
But I mean, I also, that's that's fiction, right?
YouTube says that's not true.
So I'm saying this is conspiracy.
Yeah.
But I also, but I also also admit that too.
That like this is a is it not is it Jim Jordan or maybe it's um somebody else was talking one of our congressmen about how yeah, they basically Hillary Clinton the information possibly from uh from Wuhan that's wild, but yeah,
you'll get called crazy for saying that I know that's wild someone said black people invented space travel how that funny like everyone's freaking out about this There's like people dying on the street in Los Angeles and everyone's like oh rock with hole did you hear about the mosquitoes being released Yes.
Well, let me, let's go.
Let's bring it up.
Let's bring it up.
I got it right here.
@flawdzilla
That shit scared me today.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's get here.
@flawdzilla
Texas and Florida.
elijah schaffer
I have a bunch of stuff actually in here on that.
So there is a show fully prepared.
@flawdzilla
Oh, you were going to talk about that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's a show fully prepared.
All right.
@flawdzilla
We should have talked about that.
elijah schaffer
So, okay, so Bill Gates, I know.
Dude, this has just been one of those days, those streams, where we're just, it just is what it is, guys.
unidentified
We're just chilling.
elijah schaffer
We're just chilling.
Usually we do a full show.
That's a difference too, by the way.
You know, I decided is I want to make the new show a show and not just a stream.
@flawdzilla
I want to make it a show.
elijah schaffer
I want to turn into a show and I want it to be interesting.
I'm going to work on it.
It's going to take a lot of work, but check this out.
So Bill Gates created this.
We're going to watch this.
This laboratory.
Let's check this out.
By the way, to remind you, it's fact-checked already.
Even if you post about this, you get deemed false news.
Like this, this information just came out this morning and it's already fact-checked on every social media site.
Yeah, they will fact-check you immediately and community note you.
If you make a claim about this video, you get your post taken down immediately.
It's everywhere.
I'll show you all the fact checks.
Check this out.
unidentified
Hi, I'm Scott O'Neill here in Medigen, Columbia today, and I'm at the world's biggest mosquito factory for the World Mosquito Program.
We're making in here 30 million mosquitoes a week.
Come and have a look.
We're doing it for a very serious reason.
Cities like Medigen have suffered from diseases like dengue, Zika, chikungunya for decades, but not anymore.
We've been able to bring the solution of Wolbachia mosquitoes to this city.
When this bacteria called Wolbachia gets introduced into the mosquitoes, it stops their ability to transmit dengue.
We release mosquitoes that have Wolbachia and now they go and mate.
And Wolbachia gets passed into the wild mosquito population.
If we're going to control these diseases in all the tropical cities of the world, it's going to require a lot of mosquitoes.
The mosquito life cycle starts with the egg.
And in this room, we've got a lot of eggs.
Each one of these strips, these tiny black dots, are up to 10,000 mosquito eggs.
Across all of these strips, about one and a half million dried eggs waiting to hatch.
In this tray, we've got the newly hatched eggs.
They're little larvae, so small you can hardly see them.
They're going to sit in here for a few days and eat and get bigger until they look like these ones over here.
They're starting to turn into pupae.
We're wanting to do the next step of sorting, sorting the males from the females.
We want to do that so we can manipulate the sex ratio in the cages to be more female than male.
The bottom ones along here are the boys and the ones at the top are the girls.
They're bigger.
From here, they're going into the adult cages.
We have adults that we continuously grow in what we call our broodstock.
And then over here, we have the mass-produced mosquitoes getting ready to give us the eggs to go out directly into the field.
It's crazy now that sounds.
You might wonder, what do we feed all these mosquitoes here?
Well, I can tell you, we've got the good stuff in here.
On the top shelf, literally, we've got the blood.
They love it.
Once the mosquitoes are grown, they're ready to go out into the field.
elijah schaffer
They're ready to go in the field.
They're ready for their field trip.
This comes on the brink of some claims here.
Let me bring this up.
So it's that, let me bring this up.
So first cases of malaria were found.
So this was already, I think, this was community noted.
So Bill Gates' company released billions of mosquitoes in Florida and Texas.
malaria now found in Florida and Texas for the first time in 20 years.
Bill Gates has a malaria vaccine almost ready.
Hydrochlorican is an anti-malarial drug.
No vax needed.
So they're fighting malaria.
But the problem is, is I don't even know this one's community noted.
I guess I never get the community notes on my computer.
I don't know if you're the same way.
I don't ever see them really on my computer.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, no, I've never seen it on a computer.
elijah schaffer
They're mostly just on the phone.
But it's already being fact-checked as false.
They're saying that the mosquitoes that Bill Gates released were genetically selected to not be able to reproduce or carry malaria.
There's different phrases they're using.
Can we get scientific about this?
Apparently they can't bite.
Apparently that's the problem.
They can't.
It's so confusing to me.
Let me, can I bring this fact check up?
Where the hell is my, let me get my laptop.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, what?
elijah schaffer
Let me pull this up real fast.
@flawdzilla
Do the mosquitoes sting, right?
So they can't sting you and take blood.
So what's the point?
I don't get what are they doing then?
elijah schaffer
Fact check.
@flawdzilla
Are they just infecting other mosquitoes?
elijah schaffer
Bill Gates mosquitoes.
unidentified
Hold up.
@flawdzilla
Either way, this shit is weird.
Yeah, they did it in Texas and Florida.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it weird?
Going back all the way to early 2022, they've been creating multiple fact checks about this.
About Bill Gates mosquitoes not carrying malaria.
Like I can go back to like TikTok fact check, right?
No malaria fighting GMO mosquitoes released to Florida are not a vector for Bill Gates next planned pandemic.
They're telling me this is early 2022.
They're talking about how they're fact checking this AP news.
Video on social media doesn't show genetically modified mosquitoes.
So they've been running cover for Bill Gates mosquitoes for a while now.
@flawdzilla
And now there's malaria.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and now there is malaria.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I mean, you're probably not going to die from malaria in this day and age, too, because of hydrochloroquine.
But I mean, let's just be honest here.
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check it out at vanish.com slash slightly today um okay so yeah it's it's like so they're saying though that malaria was what is the fact check on this I just saw it.
I don't know where it went.
This is dumb because I understand genetics.
I couldn't remember what they said, but it was very confusing to me.
It was like, these have been genetically selected to not be able to infect with malaria or something to that regard, which is a pretty complicated statement to unpack.
But look, they just released these mosquitoes and now malaria is around.
So you mean you followed every person around?
Isn't this, didn't they also make, wasn't the coronaviruses, weren't they made to fight coronavirus and then they accidentally got released from bats?
I know that's like a bullshit theory, but I'm just saying like, so it's like, what if we were, but now we have malaria again?
I can't believe there's malaria in Texas again.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy.
I don't understand.
Like, I know that they could just be like, oh yeah, no, my bad.
We messed up.
We messed up.
We accidentally put malaria-infected mosquitoes.
They only have malaria.
Our bad.
We thought we did the opposite and now they're already out there.
Sorry, guys.
Just sue us.
That's it.
That's what they do with these type of situations.
So I don't trust them.
I'm not going outside anymore.
I live in Texas.
So, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what's funny?
They also have this old article from CNN Health talking about how there's 750 million genetically engineered mosquitoes approved for release in Florida Keys.
@flawdzilla
I remember that.
elijah schaffer
But it's fact checks and there's no genetically modified.
Like, it's like, if you have to fact check, so this is why fact-checking also backfires Streisand effect.
Like, why do you got to come in and like, like, if it's not true, it'll fizzle out.
By the way, advice for people going through personal drama or whatever you're going through, people can say or do whatever they want on the internet.
You don't need to defend yourself from every fucking dumb motherfucker that says shit about you.
And so, like, that same goes with like science.
Like, when someone just says, like, by the way, McDonald's gives you cancer, people do say that.
And I know if I go eat McDonald's one time, I'm not going to develop cancer because I know how cancer develops.
And maybe over time, certain carcinogens and things that are involved.
I don't know how it all works.
We don't understand cancer fully in terms of all the triggering causes of mutations.
However, why would you need a fact check?
Like, fact check has been proven.
People, look, here's pictures of people eating McDonald's one time and they didn't develop cancer.
It's like, what the fuck is that?
You don't need to correct that because that's just like...
@flawdzilla
That makes it weird.
elijah schaffer
Now it's just weird.
Why are you taking time to clarify something that people should just know isn't true?
If someone says, like, there's 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes bringing malaria to Florida and Texas and it's just a retarded like lie, then just, it's a lie and then there won't be malaria.
And then like, it's like, you know what I mean?
Like, you'll just, the truth usually just reveals itself over time.
@flawdzilla
Like, you can make any claim.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Trump is over.
Trump is devastated.
The collapse of Trump.
He's, he's gone this time.
Okay, well, let me just see.
Is he gone?
He's not gone.
Maybe your claims are overrated.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
It's, it's crazy.
It's, it's crazy because people fall for it.
People do see the community notes and then like, see, look, it's not an issue.
And then they just run with it without knowing anything to talk about, not critiquing, not even critically thinking about anything at all.
elijah schaffer
It's so crazy.
I think we should go finish the stream on locals and Rumble because we got some weird stuff that we got to talk about.
All right.
I'm putting the link in the chat.
Sorry about Monday's episode, guys.
YouTube was like weird.
That was a weird stream.
It glitched, then restarted.
And then when it posted the video, the audio was off on like the audio was unsynced.
No, it was just unsynced when it posted.
It was completely off by like a minute.
@flawdzilla
But it happened on Normal World, too.
elijah schaffer
Did it?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, for the first episode, it was like, it was weird.
They had to re-upload it really quick.
It was crazy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I don't know what happened there.
But I don't know how that happened.
I really don't know how that happened.
Make sure that you head over to Rumble.
Let's go over to Rumble.
Check it out.
Rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
We'll see you there, glizzy lovers.
You're back.
This is Flaud's Truth Hour, where he's going to reveal his pornographic past.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Is there a dick pic of Flawed floating around out there, or does Mo have nudes floating around that you guys are trying to hide?
@flawdzilla
That's a thing.
Oh, does Mo have nudes?
I don't know.
But me, yeah, she takes nudes of me every chance she gets.
Like, she's going to blackmail me one day for sure.
I tried to hide.
I tried to run naked and close the bathroom door, and she caught me, bro.
elijah schaffer
Bro, my wife.
I have the weirdest pictures of me.
Like, I'll be like bending over, like, picking up a sock naked.
And it's like, I need to see behind me.
Like, dude, what are you doing?
What is that?
@flawdzilla
It's annoying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what are you looking at?
No, I think.
@flawdzilla
I'm not safe in my house, bro.
elijah schaffer
Neither am I. Dude, plus, like, yeah.
Like, obviously, when the girls bend over, we try to hump them, right?
That's, if you, that's the normal thing.
@flawdzilla
They look good.
elijah schaffer
Why do girls then, like, they try to, like, stick their finger up your butt?
Or, like, they do things like that.
@flawdzilla
Like, stop.
unidentified
I've had this too much a couple of times.
@flawdzilla
Dude.
In their life a few times.
elijah schaffer
Hey, no, I know what Mo's done to you.
That's for next Pride Month.
Nah, but I genuinely don't understand why women find it the need to try to hurt us.
Or like, Kez pushes my bruises and just pushes a bruise.
I'm like, ow!
@flawdzilla
Well, that's a little bullyish.
I'm not going to lie.
That's a little bullyish.
Mo don't do that.
elijah schaffer
I know, but what if I'm like Sato Mask?
I'm like, dude, again, baby, push my bruise harder.
Maybe.
@flawdzilla
I can see that.
elijah schaffer
I can see that.
Maybe I'm into that.
Who knows?
@flawdzilla
I got Pearsons and tattoos.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why people, if you're interested in that, you can sign up to my locals at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com, find out what he's into.
No, dude, I was just thinking about the idea of like, dude, there's like fucking people who talk about other people's sex lives, things like that on the internet.
How fucking loser do you have to get a shit?
Like, I don't even know.
And although people misunderstand the interest in Hunter Biden's sex life, I'm not interested in his sex life.
Like, I actually do not care.
Like, even when we, even when we covered the sex club, I didn't cover his sex life.
We're just talking about like satanic sex clubs.
That it's an interesting, it's an interesting topic, right?
But it's like, I don't care about Hunter.
I mean, I don't care if Hunter Biden's fucking hookers.
What I'm concerned about is that it shows that there's like tax fraud connected to this.
And his sex life was connected to like the fact that he had a child, which I also don't care about, meaning like it's whatever.
But then he was like using like hush money from Ukraine to like pay the baby mama.
Like, I don't care.
The fact that the guy's like a partier and crazy and likes to do stuff, that's not, I'm not, like, trying to talk about that.
It's just like the fact that it's connected to the presidency and corruption and money laundering is what is interesting.
People are like, oh, so you don't care about morality?
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying like the fact that there's an elite out there that's a part of sex clubs and doing crazy stuff is not shocking to me.
But it's the idea that they're using president's son.
They're using influence and peddling influence of our country while doing this is the problem, right?
Like that's, that's, that's.
Like, and what I mean this is, it's fucked that they live these crazy lives and they disregard humanity, but I don't want to, I don't want to share pictures of Hunter Biden's laptop.
I don't, I don't care.
@flawdzilla
No, no, me neither.
elijah schaffer
But I just think that the whole story is crazy.
But people talk about this shit.
Imagine being on the view and talking about this person.
And I just saw today some rap thing.
It's like, this guy, this girl sucked at this guy.
Now she's pregnant.
Who fucking cares?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I saw that.
elijah schaffer
Eat shit and die, Faggy.
@flawdzilla
It's all fucking day, bro.
elijah schaffer
Eat shit and die.
I don't care about that.
@flawdzilla
It's all fucking day.
I hate it.
elijah schaffer
Who's reading?
unidentified
Who's into this?
@flawdzilla
I don't take anything seriously.
It gets a lot of likes.
That's the craziest thing.
elijah schaffer
Bitches and gays, huh?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, definitely bitches.
elijah schaffer
bitches and stuff like I'm just dude that's what it is That's what happens when we let fucking bitches into politics.
And I don't mean, like, it's, so I should be better with my language.
Will any woman in politics make politics about drama, right?
It made it about drama.
Like, oh my gosh.
@flawdzilla
Everything you get into turns into that.
elijah schaffer
Let's just get into, let's fight, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Fuck, I'm trying.
I don't care about your dumb fucking drama.
Go be a chick over there.
I don't want to deal with that.
@flawdzilla
That's female energy.
That's all female energy.
That entire, like, oh, look at what this person is doing and then focus on it and then just keep on harping on it.
That's like women energy every time.
That's why, like, you can acknowledge something, but like, to just like focus on it and try to tear people down and all this, that's women shit.
That's absolutely women shit because men know when you're fucking with, like, you're messing with people's money.
You're messing with a family.
You're messing with a household.
Like, you can't be okay with that knowing that you have your own situation that you're trying to take care of.
Men know better.
Men know what's at risk and what's at stake for other men.
So there's a lot of female men out here, though.
That's a thing.
elijah schaffer
Male to male transsexuals.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Legit.
elijah schaffer
It's the simps.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude.
@flawdzilla
There's, you know, it's the majority of men out here.
elijah schaffer
Oh, fucking people, dude.
@flawdzilla
But it's fake, though.
It's all a front.
That's the thing.
In real life, these people are like, they're worse than the people that they're going at.
That's the thing.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
I know, dude.
Shit, bro.
Trust me, I've seen the worst of people.
It's wild.
It's exhausting.
But it's best to, when these situations, like, that's why I just see half of news.
Like, even today, there's not much going on.
But it's like, what are people even worried about?
Like, you have people just walking around upset about things.
I'm laughing.
And I think I spoke about this recently.
Like, I'm kind of mad that everyone got obsessed with TikToks and like going to pride festivals and filming because we've been doing that for five years.
And I never was upset.
I used to just make fun of people.
And I thought that was fun.
You know what I mean?
Like, I used to laugh.
I thought it was fun.
@flawdzilla
You made people make fun of themselves, too.
Like, you're good at it.
elijah schaffer
I thought it was funny.
@flawdzilla
It was.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
I'd go to a pride festival and not be like, I am so shocked that gay people are crazy.
Because I'm not shocked.
I'm from LA.
I know how these people are.
Are you retarded?
Have you never been to a city?
Do you not know how fucking fucked everything is?
It's insane.
Why do you act shocked?
Like, I can't believe this is happening.
@flawdzilla
This is good for victims.
elijah schaffer
Dogs, do you want to know what's really going on in the world?
People are eating babies and shit.
This is true stuff.
They're harvesting blood and organs.
Our country murders hundreds of thousands to millions of babies per year.
Okay?
We murder babies in this country.
They let a naked man in front of a kid.
Yeah, isn't that fucked?
It is fucked.
Guess what else they do to kids?
They kill them.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
Literally.
elijah schaffer
Did you know that they killed kids?
Do you know they let a border open and the kids are getting molested in the tens of thousands per month?
Do you know that that's happening?
And they know about it.
And they find kids with condoms.
They find four-year-old girls with condoms still inside bloody genitals.
And then they just process them and they don't even question anything and they just let them move on.
Do you know babies in this country are born with STDs?
Like, do you are you?
Are you shocked?
You're fucking shocked.
That's your reaction?
@flawdzilla
It's a shake.
elijah schaffer
Dog.
This shit, dude, we're funding.
We have 50,000 Ukrainians were just killed in Bakhmut in the last year in a war that didn't need to happen.
Blown to pieces, young boys.
Like, the world is extremely fucked up and people are evil.
And it's a very dark place.
And bad things are happening.
And people are preying on children.
They're trying to kill each other.
They're fighting for resources.
And they have no respect for dignity.
And the only reason they give you the illusion of a democracy, the illusion of choice, the illusion of decency, the illusion of respect is because either A, they haven't figured out how to take those things away from you yet, or B, it's giving them enough cover to do the other bad, nasty shit that they're trying to do behind closed doors.
While you walk around here clutching your pearls, really shocked, right?
That there are some, you know, naked people in a city in front of kids, which again, you should be upset about it because it's fucking disgusting.
I just want to remind you, if that shocks you, you're not ready to know what's really going on in the world because there is a greater evil happening like you've never seen in your life.
There is a demonic force stronger than anything you'll ever understand.
And there are literal demons walking around in human form that are controlling, moving, and doing things in this world that you probably would not even like to know occur.
The world is dark and it is disgusting and depraved.
And these motherfuckers will stop at nothing to enact their carnal desires and their fleshly desires.
So my idea is, why are you walking around upset and triggered by it?
Why don't you just go fucking do something about it?
And like, maybe for once, like, it's not going to stop by you just being mad in LA.
Do you know in LA, people are dying on the street and people don't care.
I saw a video of a guy who jumped off a bridge and he's dead in the freeway and everyone just drove around him.
No one even stopped to look at a dead body or to like, they didn't even stop traffic for somebody who committed suicide on the freeway.
The world is fucked, my friend.
Stop being shocked.
Start praying.
Start being, start, start planning.
Start creating a family of your own.
Remove them from the evils of the world and be the change.
Like just stop just being outraged all the time because it's not going to get better.
unidentified
Yep.
@flawdzilla
That's the facts.
That's absolute facts.
elijah schaffer
It's just crazy.
@flawdzilla
The world is real, man.
The matrix is real.
That's the thing.
This is all the fucking matrix, man.
That's what I've been realizing over the past few years.
I thought it was just like leftists with a matrix, but like this entire shit is a matrix.
No matter if you're on, you go on Twitter, no matter what side you're on, you're just seeing the fucking matrix.
People just making money off of your outrage all day long and you feed into it.
And it's just, it's a crazy, crazy, it's like, it's a matrix.
It's literally a matrix.
And it makes me feel crazy every time I see it.
And what I've seen you now, I see you like troll it and like not take it seriously.
And it opened my mind to like, you can, you can actually use, you can get through to people to more people by not feeding into it and showing, you can be an example.
You could be the change, like you just said.
And people will be like, oh, maybe it's not that fucking serious because this happens every other day.
Something else is in the headlines and then everyone follows it.
Everyone's mad.
And then it goes away and then something else happens.
And it's like people the whole time, the whole time are just like, it feels like a roller coaster of just you're mad and then you're you're you're okay for a second.
You're talking about that thing that just happened a week ago for two days and then something else happens and you're mad and it's just, it's fucking annoying.
And I was doing the same exact thing.
I was I was in that same exact thing for like a good year.
But then I saw the 20, it was 2023 that made me open my eyes.
All this shit, seeing the right eat itself, even though it was the left that was supposed to eat itself and it's just like, it's just all the same thing.
It just all looks like a mirror of just different topics and it's, it's just stupid.
It's all stupid.
And you helped me with that.
You helped me realize that.
elijah schaffer
That makes me happy because, like, that's one thing that I think people, I'm hoping people see this year is that, like, the world is so fake.
And things, you know, in the last days, right?
There will come perilous times.
The Bible says, perilous times.
And even Christians trying to tell you that the rapture is coming tomorrow or the world's going to end tomorrow, they don't know either, okay?
And these could not even be perilous times.
There's been darker times in the history of the world.
Do you know that there was a time in history?
Historians can fact check me on this.
But there was like during the Black Plague, there was also a large volcanic eruption that took place and ended up blocking out the sun for a while and causing like a two-year winter and causing a famine.
So not only did like up to 25% of the world die in a plague, but they were starving to death.
Everyone was starving to death too.
So there was like two years of winter.
unidentified
Damn.
elijah schaffer
And the black plague and famine going on in like Europe.
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
That sounds like Game of Thrones.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I know.
Like that, that's unfortunate, right?
That's not a really nice time in history.
That's not great at all.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And do you know there were people?
There were people.
I'm going to butcher this.
But like, there were like, there were allegedly these people called the Ganut or Ganach or I don't know how to say it.
But they were these like really like Nordic type people that lived in the Canary Islands, lived around when the Spanish came, these people didn't even use weapons, but they were really fit and they lived a very simple life off the land.
They were white people and they were like super chads.
And I think there's a lot of descendants of them today.
I'm not even joking.
They were like these people and they believed they lived in a blessed land and they were all really fit.
And they were described as like very attractive, naturally chiseled, uncircumcised men who could throw rocks over their shoulders that like most men could barely lift.
And the women were considered supple and soft and beautiful, but with bodies like tight as rope or something like that.
And like when the Spanish with all their technology and everything came to one of the islands, 300 of these guys without weapons and stuff, because they apparently had a really good mindset, killed 900 of the conquistadors, which is like crazy, right?
So you had all these people living in this conquest mindset and this idea, but these like these like super Giga Chad guys, you know, allegedly took them out not using any sophisticated weaponry.
And they apparently just had like a positive mindset focused on health and were like very chiseled, very in shape.
Somebody who might be like compared to this today would be like Solbra maybe on Twitter.
Someone like that.
You know, these like, you know, these like, does it ever just make you feel bad?
Well, look them up.
And it's like, it might make you feel a little bad about yourself.
You know, you see certain people like, how's that a real person?
And girls deal with that more.
I think girls suffer with that more.
That's a side note, but girls, if you're seeing a girl who's making a living because she's hot, most girls don't look like that.
And hopefully you're mature enough to know that's why she's on the camera because she doesn't look like most girls.
She's literally hotter.
So she's making money from her looks.
Anyway, you could always be a successful modern woman to start an OnlyFans, sell your pussy for $2.99.
I'm planning on doing that if this doesn't work out.
No, but like, with the mindset is like, dude, there was like, like, there's like moments where there's just dudes that are like figured out life and they're living on an island and then like conquistadors come and try to fucking murder all them and rape their wives and shit.
Like life isn't as bad for you as that.
And they were so angered that they took out three to one.
Like remember, there's strength.
You don't need to be the biggest numbers.
At a certain point, you might have to just fucking rip some heads off of some conquistadors.
Like, I'm just saying, like, yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
They were fit and they had a good life.
So they used their tenacity and their mindset to just like take it out.
And so sometimes you just got to like, you wake up every day.
It's like, why be upset by all this every day?
There's so much good going on in the world.
Don't let it get to you.
I always see emails.
Like people are like, I have to tune out because it's getting to me.
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
Tune out for a bit.
Just don't watch the show.
Go do something good.
Come back when you're ready, you know?
And then watch it when you have a mindset to not let it pierce your heart because these are dark eras.
It's spiritual warfare, man.
Do you notice that the harder you try to do good, the more the temptations come?
Like as you get older, you get tempted with weird shit.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
And like you get rolled into darkness.
Like your brain is like fucking, the devil's pulling at your brain because it doesn't want you to do good.
@flawdzilla
Yes, that's an absolute fact.
That's the thing.
And it's like, not only is like temptation, but it's also just like you start feeling like I don't know.
Like you, you lose.
I don't know.
Maybe it's morale.
Maybe that's what it is.
But like, it's just random.
It could be like when you're doing everything, all of a sudden you just feel like hopeless.
And it's like for no reason, even though everything is looking up.
The devil is very strong.
He's a fucking liar too, though.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Do you know what I noticed too?
You know what something crazy I noticed over the years?
When I first started this, nobody would talk about their faith.
And I always tried to and talk about things.
And I get a lot of shit for it too because people like, you're a bad example.
Oh, you call yourself a Christian?
I don't call myself a Christian.
I am a Christian.
I didn't call myself because I was washed by the blood of Christ.
I'm a little bit rough.
Okay.
I'm a little bit rough.
I've always compared myself to like getting mad at a soldier for dripping blood on your carpet.
It's like, bro, he's in war.
He's going to bring a little mud and a little blood.
I think I'm a little rough.
And I think there's going to be limitations to my effectiveness from being rough.
Like David, he couldn't, because he murdered and committed adultery and he stole and he also did some other things too, which, you know, whatever.
But on one hand, he wasn't allowed to build the temple, right?
Because he had too much blood on his hand.
Because remember, that was how he fornicated with Bathsheba and then killed her husband, Uriah.
@flawdzilla
God damn.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So he killed her husband to cover up his pregnancy with her and then the baby died.
And God was like, hey, there's got to be consequences for your sin.
Okay.
The consequences is that you can't do what you want, which is like you want to build the temple of God and you want to be like holy and you want to like build it.
That's not your mission.
But he did build up the empire of God.
He built up the nation of Israel and built the line of David, right?
For Jesus Christ to come.
I mean, from him comes Jesus.
And so, you know, there are empire builders.
There are people who build empires for God.
There are people who build temples and need to be blameless.
There are different goals and positions, right?
And it's just like, it's just like I love, you love a nice, like, I mean, I'm not trying to, I'm not, this is not a sexual way, so don't make this weird.
Having a really nice, beautiful, soft-spoken, pretty-skinned, like, nurse helping you recover, you know, from burns or something in a hospital, that's just so great, man.
If I had to be in a bed for two months, I just had this hot, young, you know, 23-year-old girl tending to my wounds and just like talking to me and hanging out with me.
I'd love that as a man.
be so nice because she's in her role yep but if i'm on the battlefield and i'm fighting in a war in a trench i don't want that woman anywhere near me because her role is no longer have that softness correct it's not It's not helpful there.
And it's not encouraging.
And there's nothing beneficial.
It's actually a liability now.
It's like, this is a liability in the trench.
@flawdzilla
Not something to worry about.
elijah schaffer
And that also goes in this life too.
A lot of people see like perfectly, like, and the thing is, the reason why is one day I had to decide.
I was like, you know what?
People are going to get mad at me because they're going to say, oh, you're not as good of a Christian as this person, this person.
I'm going to say, you know, maybe I'm not as nice, but you know, I'm really going to, I'm going to take risks that people aren't.
I'm just going to live in a role for God.
And I don't fully understand it.
But like, why am I going to wait to start living my life exactly perfectly to start confessing the truth?
Because, you know, I may be a little fucked up and I may have some problems and I may have some issues over the years and I may have more in the future.
But I'll tell you this, my heart is in the right place and I really do want to seek God.
And I unlike people, it's like, well, yeah, but you know, this or that of you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I'm also not trying to convince people that things are right.
Like, I don't walk around trying to convince people that good is bad and bad is good.
I just say, hey, you know, I'm with a guy on my show right now.
His name is Flawed.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
elijah schaffer
His name is Flawed.
He's flawed.
That's his handle on Twitter.
That's his handle on Twitter.
But he's trying.
And I think that there's so many people trying to look good that they don't try to do anything good.
Because it's like, well, I look good.
Yeah, but you don't do anything.
And it's like, why don't you look good?
I'm trying to do good things.
I'm trying to affect change in the world.
And sometimes you get hardened, you know?
It just changes you a little bit.
And maybe I won't be able to build the temple.
Maybe I've made enough mistakes where I have enough flaws.
And maybe people out there feel that way.
But there's so many people like me who are out there who feel like they can't be open about their faith.
They feel like they can't say anything because they feel kind of hypocritical.
But they feel like it's like, dude, you're not some egreg whore who's like telling people Jesus loves my pussy pics.
Like, look, dude, you're a dude.
You're rough.
You're tough.
You do some dumb shit sometimes.
You're trying to figure out the world.
That doesn't mean you should stop confessing Christ as the Lord and Savior.
That doesn't mean that you shouldn't keep trying to align your life with him and you shouldn't keep submitting yourself.
And it doesn't mean, you know, there's so many people out there that don't gamble, don't drink, they don't do anything.
Behind the scenes, they're defrauding their churches.
Behind the scenes, they're the most narcissistic piece of shit person.
They're gossipers.
They're slanderers.
Like, you don't know what people look like or are doing.
And there are some people out there who look like homeless and disgusting.
You think they would want to rape your daughter.
And in the end, they might be the kindest person on the street.
Like, you just don't know, my friend.
And just because they have a hard time with an addiction, just because they're on the street and they don't make money doesn't mean they're a fucking rapist.
Like, you don't know.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You don't really know.
So the world is complicated and you don't want to reject truth just because just because you don't look like somebody else who's trying.
And if anyone's discouraging you from following God, that's weird too.
You know, like, why are you discouraging people from seeking God?
That's a weird thing.
People, like, I've seen that a lot.
You're not a true Catholic.
You're not this and that.
It's like, dude, point them to Christ.
Point them to Jesus.
Point them to scripture.
Point them to truth.
@flawdzilla
Point them to God.
elijah schaffer
Go.
Jesus ate with the prostitutes and the tax collectors and he went in there and he was like, brought the salvation to people who needed it.
He didn't walk into the church and the temple and try to just, you know, sit around.
And, you know, he did.
He turned over tables.
I mean, he did preach in the synagogue, but, you know, he had a mix.
He had a mix.
I don't know.
I'm done preaching for that day.
@flawdzilla
No, that was great.
That was great.
You hit that on the head.
Absolute.
That was very passionate.
And facts as well.
Because I'm the same way.
It's exactly the same thing that I feel every single day.
I struggle with that every single day.
Like, I'm not living perfectly, but there's no way that I'm not connected to God.
I'm on my journey currently because I know what I need to do and I'm working towards it.
But I know that in order to get there, I can't just be like, I'd sacrifice everything to get to that point.
But I know that the sacrifice I have to make is this mental sacrifice that I'm having to deal with on a daily basis to get to that point.
It's a struggle.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I know.
@flawdzilla
I do it.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I know.
These are the deep thoughts.
I always love just sitting around.
I just like sitting around with the boys and having esoteric or theological discussions about my favorite.
I mean, they're not always intellectual.
@flawdzilla
Let's talk about this with Mo.
elijah schaffer
It's interesting, right?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
That's like the main, the main thing.
It's like, that's like kind of like my drive in life is these thoughts is what drives everything else in my life in reality.
Legit.
unidentified
Yeah.
I feel that way too.
elijah schaffer
I feel that way.
I really do.
Because, man.
unidentified
What a life.
I'm kind of yachting a bit.
elijah schaffer
But like, what a life, man.
It's like, you just want to wake up in the morning and feel proud of the life you're trying.
And, like, dude, that's why it's like, I don't.
I mean, I'm not going to say anything, but like, you know, like, people have brought up some other drama from some people recently.
It's like, bro, I'm not going to knock.
I almost said knock a you say the n-word, knock a yeah, I'm not gonna knock it.
@flawdzilla
Knock a nigga.
elijah schaffer
I'm not gonna knock one winning down.
Like, bro, who hasn't done some some some dumb shit?
I mean, it's like, and so it's like, oh, my dumb shit's less dumb than her shit, and my shit's less dumb than their shit.
Nah, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
@flawdzilla
And that's why my name is flawed, bro.
That's the exact reason because I know my shit is like, I know I'm not perfect at all.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I just, I don't like that.
I don't like the self-righteousness of people.
And that's where it comes from.
A lot of the mudslinging, you know, like even like those attacks on Pedro Gonzalez that were out there.
And I'm not even going to repeat the attacks.
I just, I DM'd him, right?
I didn't even share him.
I DM'd him.
I was like, these attacks are retarded.
Like, you're cool.
And him and I, by the way, you would think that, you know, because these attacks came from the Trump campaign, allegedly, who I support, and he's pro-DeSantis and it went to him.
That doesn't get in the way of my humanity.
It's like, people are trying to slander you.
And it's like, are the attacks true?
Maybe, but who fucking cares?
You dumb shit cunt.
I don't, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't care.
Like, oh, some guy said some dumb things on a text message.
Hey, fuck you.
I'll text you anti-Semitic stuff.
Like, you know what I mean?
@flawdzilla
Vitex, bro, I'd be done for if that's how it is.
My texts are crazy.
elijah schaffer
Bro.
Yes, I know.
@flawdzilla
I thought crazy, bro.
elijah schaffer
I've used the N-word on my show multiple times before.
But edited it out.
@flawdzilla
You shouldn't have edited it out.
elijah schaffer
Dude, when the show used to put me.
@flawdzilla
You see my face in there.
Nigga.
Every single time.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I need to get a sound.
Here, wait, let me give you a full screen so I can clip.
I need to record this real fast.
Let me record.
Let me turn on the recording on my end.
I'm not recording this.
@flawdzilla
I had you as my sound for a while.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I need this.
I'm going full screen.
I need to give me a couple N-words.
Here we go.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me move this.
unidentified
Okay.
Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!
Okay.
Oh, I recorded that.
I was going to be on it.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to put that on it.
I'm going to cue that as a button.
unidentified
Nigga.
My nigga.
elijah schaffer
But I like the idea of calling people my knitters.
Because they're in a knitting.
unidentified
Knitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, in a knitter.
unidentified
In a knitting.
elijah schaffer
You're just a knitter.
unidentified
It sounds the same.
It sounds exactly the same.
elijah schaffer
I designed it to be.
Dude, people just watch this show and try to get me canceled.
Okay, so I was wondering why we got demonetized again on YouTube and like lost our monetization.
@flawdzilla
Bro.
elijah schaffer
There's this fucking because of like dumb people's lies and shit.
There's this like narrative about me that I'm like the worst person in the fucking world on these like left-wing sites.
You know, I'm like a fucking like creepy like terrorist or something.
And it's like crazy because like I didn't, I thought that these like Jew run sites stopped like giving shits about the show.
And I look up and there's like recent articles like this month, like several from these like watchdog groups about my show.
And they had as early as just a couple months ago, they had lobbied YouTube to keep my page demonetized.
Like they brought me up in an article about the importance of demonetization and was like Elijah Schaefer.
unidentified
Like they're actively like, okay, do not fucking.
elijah schaffer
And I was wondering why we've had such trouble with our YouTube recently, especially.
Like just really fucking hit.
And it's like, they're actively using me as like a hateful channel that shouldn't, they're trying to get the banned to this day.
They're trying to get it banned.
Like, this is a hate-filled channel and it should be deleted.
And I'm like, dude, I didn't know they're still trying to get my channel deleted.
Like, I don't even know what I'm saying.
I'm just talking out of my ass.
@flawdzilla
No, you know, you're doing something right.
At that point, you're doing something right.
That's crazy because you would think that they would just like it if they really thought that you were like an issue like that, they would not push you and they would let you fade into obscurity, but they really know that you're doing something right, obviously.
Yeah, they have to actively go against your channel.
That's wild.
That's wild.
That's like I can't even imagine.
elijah schaffer
That's but like they put me up there.
What I don't understand is they put they put like five names, right?
It's like Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Brett Cooper, and then it's like, and Elijah Schaefer.
And you're like, I'm already demonetized and hit.
But you're asking the YouTube, tell them that you need to keep me suppressed because my channel is vitriolic.
And they said it's like, it's discriminatory, it's hateful, and it endangers the public.
And you're like, dude, bro, everyone.
Why is this show always?
I feel like Fleckas gets off with nothing all the time.
Why am I always like, why is everyone always trying to fuck me?
I don't understand.
They're always trying to ruin my life.
I swear to God, I'm a fucking victim.
I need to join that.
I need to join a community of like victims.
@flawdzilla
You should.
It would turn right around.
elijah schaffer
I need to go become a victim.
I need to like join a victimhood status.
This is a minority.
You know, I put up a poll.
You know what we were just talking about?
Like, fucking around with the with reality?
I put up a poll last night.
Sometimes I just don't care about Twitter and I just fuck around on it.
Actually, that's every day.
@flawdzilla
It's very entertaining.
elijah schaffer
But then, yeah, I put up a poll last night.
Favorite minority that is often a victim of unnecessary hate.
Black Jews.
Elijah Schaefer and black Jews.
And so far, we have 10 hours left.
Elijah Schaefer is favorite minority that is often a victim of unnecessary hate.
It's pretty good, right?
It's got 2,000 votes so far.
@flawdzilla
Black Jews.
Hold up here.
elijah schaffer
I'm a victim.
I'm a victim.
I should, I am a victim.
@flawdzilla
Damn, it's a landslide.
elijah schaffer
Bro, it's true.
I am a victim of hate.
@flawdzilla
I agree.
unidentified
I agree.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what?
Kez didn't want me to post it, but I'm going to give an insight into this new campaign I want to start.
And Kez doesn't want me to do it, so I'm trying to talk her into it.
It's like this, I want it to be a sketch on my new show because I have a bunch of really good sketches that are extremely inappropriate.
But like that my baby got diagnosed with anti-Semitism.
Like, so like my baby's an anti-Semite, but it's like a condition.
@flawdzilla
I think you're sending the baby, you're setting the baby up for greatness at that point.
elijah schaffer
It's like a condition.
And like the doctors prescribed like atrazine, like Pfizer, three doses of the Pfizer vaccine injected.
@flawdzilla
Atrazine is the gay frog stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And like, and like, and like we like sustain him through like increased fluoride toothpaste.
Like he lives on a diet of like, of like, of like blended, blended millworms and shit.
My baby's a fucking anti-Semite.
Like I have like guests over and like, there's just like a, now there's like a swastika smeared into my wall.
And I'm like, I swear to God.
I swear this is not my baby.
He just does this.
He just does this.
Okay.
Children, right?
@flawdzilla
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I think my baby diagnosed with anti-Semitism is not a bad, not a bad skit, right?
@flawdzilla
And I think that's a good one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah, because that's the problem.
Like, that's, that's like, it's like a real, real, real problem.
Like, my kid, like, I come in and there's like, instead of like lullabies, it's like, hi, Sean John.
He's like listening to like German fucking.
unidentified
Like I'm like, how does a trap, the Hitler trap?
elijah schaffer
Maybe it maybe, maybe even more than the baby, maybe it's an Anti-Semitic ghost and it's like constantly like causing paranormal Anti-Semitic activity.
@flawdzilla
I think the house, I think the baby hits harder.
elijah schaffer
All right, it's true, it's true, I think you should do that.
It's like autism, but he's diagnosed.
He got it from being vaccinated.
Like I vaccinated my kid and he developed Anti-Semitism.
@flawdzilla
That's a great idea.
unidentified
It was a side effect of the fucking vaccine.
@flawdzilla
That's a great idea.
elijah schaffer
So I'm pro-vaccine, damn dude.
@flawdzilla
No, I'm pro-vaccine because you're pro-vaccine, because the side effects are Anti-Semitism okay, so you want a vaccine, everyone.
elijah schaffer
I love the Jews, my wife's Jewish dude, that's.
But see, that's.
But that's where their their, their uh, schizo shit backfires.
Because, like I never cared about any of the Jewish stuff until they like told me I couldn't talk about it.
Like I made like a couple.
I made a couple like like factual comments one time on a show on my own network and I got in trouble for it.
I went and I go, I go.
I'm a Zionist, I used to be a Zionist, okay.
So I was like I'm a Zionist, I'm an American.
I could sit here and I can shit on America for two hours and nobody says I'm Anti-American, and they say I'm a patriot.
Actually, if I shit on America, I'm a patriot.
Yep, but I make like a slightly critical comment of a certain country, even though I'm a Zionist and I'm in trouble, and that's not even my country.
That got my clocks, that that was a couple years ago and my brain started going huh and that sent me down a trail that has been so deep, it's scary, and you never hit the bottom and then you realize everything is fake and gay, like every.
There's nothing real about it.
Our history, everything's fake and it's just like.
I don't want to get into it on here right now, but like they they, that's what i'm saying.
So they, they were trying to stop me.
They were trying to stop me, but they made it worse.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that's how it goes, though.
That's exactly.
elijah schaffer
Do you feel the same way?
@flawdzilla
Yes no, I do, absolutely do.
I remember I read Behold The Pale Horse back in like 2009, and it was like it was saying that everything is caused by Zionists, and I was like by Zionist Jews who hate America, and at first I was like I read it and it didn't hit me the same way.
But like as I started going, I started seeing people who just would like say they would say something, they would make a joke and it would be like this person's Anti-semitic and like it would be like big for like a week or two and I was like that's kind of weird because you could say anything about anyone else but you can't say that and they had their own word for it and all this that hit me weird.
But then this Kanye, like him getting losing all that money immediately, it was like damn, that was literally overnight.
It was overnight.
He could say anything else, but as soon as he said no, it's Jewish people, they were like get out of here, Jewish people own everything.
Get out of here, you're losing And billions of dollars, everybody's separating from you.
And I'm like, that's wild.
That's wild because you can say anything.
He just said slavery.
He said slavery is a choice, all that.
They just said he was bad.
He put on a MAGA hat.
They said he was bad, but he said Jewish people own everything and he got to get out of here.
That's when his career ends.
That's crazy to me.
He's career at an end, but like, that's the hardest hit he's taken in his entire career for making that statement.
That's wild as hell.
And like, it just, it just makes everything true to me.
I like before I thought the whole pill horse was just all conspiracy theories, but it just that proved that one true to me.
elijah schaffer
I think it's on, it's ironic.
Streisand effect.
That's a Jewish name.
You know, Streisand.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
That is ironic.
I never even thought of that.
elijah schaffer
How about this poll?
This has been making me laugh for two days.
I want to bring this up every show.
That who would you rather have babysit your children?
Nazis or transgenders?
And like 95% of people, while Nazis are the worst people in the world, they would prefer Nazis to babysit their kids.
That's funny.
I would too.
@flawdzilla
I would.
Yeah, absolutely.
I saw Snego say KKK over LGBTQ today.
unidentified
I was like, he said greater than KKK, greater than LGBT.
@flawdzilla
I was like, that's true, too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because the LGBT is like the worst.
unidentified
Dude, it's like the most extreme group in America right now.
elijah schaffer
My career is going to, my career is already over.
It's going to be over very soon because I'm going to nuke myself.
No, I'm actually already working to keep my honesty because in order to stay as honest as my brain is going, that's why now I'm, I got a, I signed a contract.
Now I'm going to be producing content for the Gateway Pundit, which have given me full rails to say whatever I want.
And then I signed it.
I also just signed a contract with another network as well, which we'll do a full big announcement.
But we'll do a proper announcement.
But now I have a, but now, but now I have two shows that are, I could do one's hard news and one's culture and fun.
And I can say whatever the fuck I want.
And I'm telling you this.
@flawdzilla
Two outlets, bro.
Perfect outlets.
elijah schaffer
It was in negotiations.
It was decided.
There's basically nothing that we can fire you for besides you not making videos for us.
Like, if you just stop making content, but there's not a single thing you could do, like, physically or in later life.
And so we're because I don't, I don't want to work with people that are going to like listen to bullshit and like fucking try to do try to fuck me over, you know, again or whatever.
I don't want to deal with that again.
So I'm like, yeah.
So, so, but I did learn.
I learned.
I learned.
I've learned the hard way.
But I also, I also am very, very happy in the regards to I'm like moving in a direction to where I never have to use YouTube again.
Like I'm setting myself up.
@flawdzilla
Because YouTube is fucking dying.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm like setting myself up to like never need to post a YouTube video for the rest of my life and just be able to just do you know what for you know freeing it would kind of be to just be on a paywall and like you know like Fuentes or Jones you know Gavin making money yeah and you're making a ton of money they're all rich and like why would Need fucking millions and millions of views if you have your audience and it's growing and you're good and you're everyone's getting what they want.
Because catering to a big, a big audience or corporations is faggotry anyways.
@flawdzilla
Like it's so gay.
elijah schaffer
Because then you get canceled.
You're not getting canceled off your own platform.
@flawdzilla
Exactly.
People paying to hear from you.
Nah.
Yeah, those people want to hear from you.
That's it.
elijah schaffer
Because they're honest.
@flawdzilla
Type of situation.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
That's why.
elijah schaffer
Stay honest.
Stay honest.
Like, seriously.
I, dude.
I don't know why someone doesn't fucking make.
I still want to.
someone should make a really inappropriate show just called like fucking the fucking Biden's laptop or the laptop you know because I feel like something fucking in the intro should be like a fucking laptop and some guy like picks it up off the screen turns it on it's your fucking show with some crazy ass shit like I honestly I that's actually a great idea Yeah, just fucking welcome back.
We've got some inappropriate shit to cover.
unidentified
Leaked.
@flawdzilla
You should be on Biden, too.
Why isn't it on Biden's shit?
elijah schaffer
Leaking and moist are two gross words.
@flawdzilla
I don't think so.
We had this conversation, me and Moe, just a couple days ago.
I think moist is not that bad of a word.
elijah schaffer
What if you leaked moist liquid from an orifice nearby?
@flawdzilla
Leak is nasty.
Leak is nasty.
I'm not going to lie.
Leak is a weird word.
But moist is like, that's a good word.
M-O-I-S-T.
It's a good word.
Got everything you need in it.
They got everything you need.
elijah schaffer
Where is this?
Yay, jail after the first show.
I don't know what that means.
@flawdzilla
Yay?
elijah schaffer
Yay, jail.
I saw the chat.
I didn't know what was going on there.
@flawdzilla
Gay jail?
Like, a gay person is in jail?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I will say this, though.
to wrap up the show to, uh, to wrap it up as we've been wrapping up for a while.
But, um, yeah, I just like, dude, everything's so, dude, do you ever just feel like like every day I just want to name my show.
Everything's gay and retarded.
And I'm just like this morning, like, shit's still gay.
Shit's still whack.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Everything's stupid.
Like, I don't know.
@flawdzilla
I absolutely agree.
elijah schaffer
I want to remind you guys, you can go to my YouTube and you can go in the link there.
I have another show called Messy Christianity where I'm getting educated by Christians about different Christian ideas and having real talks about faith from a messy dude whose life isn't perfect but isn't trying to pretend like it is and just wants to have real conversations.
Just check it out.
It's actually growing pretty well.
We're almost like 6,000 subs and we've only done two episodes.
So that's pretty good.
It's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
@flawdzilla
Hell yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I hope people watch it.
And then like the first one got like two and a half thousand views and this one's almost at a thousand.
And it's got like, it's a brand new show.
Like to get like a thousand views on like a brand new show that's just like started.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Got no audiences.
And it's not even about anything I normally talk about.
It's just like some random subject.
I'm really excited about that.
So make sure you guys check that out.
Messy Christianity.
I'm going to drop the link in the chat and I would encourage you guys to subscribe.
The reason why I'm keeping it on YouTube is because it's not controversial in terms of like political and I think that it can reach a lot of people like young people or people on YouTube.
I wonder why my internet isn't working all of a sudden.
Hmm.
I'm trying to get it to work so I can post the link.
Okay, let's try this one more time.
Open this up.
Dude, sometimes these like computers and just these systems are just so buggy and glitchy and there's no explanation for it.
Like my internet.
@flawdzilla
My camera looks a little bit better now, but it was weird for a while.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'll never, trust me, it is such a confusing thing that you will never, ever, ever understand.
Let me go here to community.
I'm going to put it in the Rumble chat here.
I encourage you guys to check it out.
It's with Pastor Michael Foster.
unidentified
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
elijah schaffer
Here we are.
I'm putting it in the chat.
Humble chat here.
Encourage you guys to check it out.
unidentified
Whoa.
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
What was that?
@flawdzilla
Whoa.
unidentified
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, it's just taking a second, but it is taking me a second.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Make sure you go subscribe to this channel.
Make sure that you get updates.
I've sent too many messages.
It said, how?
This is my, this is my view.
How am I getting in trouble for what I'm posting in my video?
Also, I don't really trust Rumble's live numbers.
Like, this one says I have 700.
That one says I have 680.
@flawdzilla
700 people in here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, and this is like the end of like.
@flawdzilla
775.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have no idea how people are actually on it.
It's like different per computer.
Also, congratulations on your live stream yesterday.
There's a lot of people on it the other day.
And it was a you got a lot of new subscribers.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I got quite a few.
I'm not going to lie.
I did.
I definitely did.
It was like, I was looking down at my phone.
I had like, it was like every two seconds.
It was like 30 people just followed you.
30 people.
That's not normal.
But yeah.
Yeah, here.
And Nick ended up hitting me up and being like, yeah, coming through.
I'm sorry.
My bad.
You know, double booked.
But it is what it is.
But we're rescheduled when I come back from Florida, which I'm going tomorrow.
elijah schaffer
You're going to Florida?
Where are you going to Florida?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, six in the morning.
To go to Rumble.
Going to Rumble headquarters.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
We talked about this, right?
@flawdzilla
We talked about this.
I got to wake up early.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm excited for you.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
elijah schaffer
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Flawed Zilla.
One of the most chaotic shows we've done in a while.
With absolutely.
@flawdzilla
I bring that energy, bro.
elijah schaffer
With absolutely no structure whatsoever, but we love it.
But we love it.
I want to read a couple of things.
@flawdzilla
You should expect that when I come on.
elijah schaffer
I know.
You know what?
think though i'm trying to i'm gonna do a show soon with nick ricada because when him and i get on stream together it's just unfortunate in so many ways it's like there's no it is just so crazy um I want to read a couple of your guys's super chats that you guys sent in from.
Oh, here we go.
We got this here.
Ceiling birds.
I just love how you're a real person.
Like, it's fascinating.
It's fascinating.
This is such a crazy, like, I just, it's like, it's like a, it's like a movie character.
@flawdzilla
You're a real person.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's like, you just, you look like you trip me out.
But, like, it's not bad.
Like, I like, you know, it's not like, it's not, like, an ugly or anything.
It's just like, that's so crazy.
No, you look like a SoundCloud rapper.
And, like, I see people like you on rap videos, but then I know you're my friend.
Like, so it's like, you know, you just see people, like, you'll see, like, Lady Gaga in a meat costume and you accept that exists.
But, like, imagine your friend showed up to your house in a meat costume.
You'd be like, is this really happening?
I don't know.
It's very unique.
It's very cool.
I just, it's like, it just trips me out.
This is real, you know?
@flawdzilla
The thing is, is it's on purpose, you know?
unidentified
No, I know.
elijah schaffer
It just, it's like, it's like, you just had balls to do that, and that's cool.
This stream is ghetto.
Dusty Tard said.
Devstep said, I don't hate you because you're gay.
You're gay because I hate you.
Mean girl, Elijah.
unidentified
That's true.
@flawdzilla
That's true.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
Spaghetti Edwards said, Elijah, please support Elijah and visit fourpatriates.com promo code offensive.
Food prices are getting out of hand.
unidentified
Yeah, that's hilarious.
elijah schaffer
The George says says DKS.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, Dicks.
Spaghetti Edwards said, thanks for the hour-long intro segment.
Like, no, because story's still an hour in.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Europeans arrive in Africa, 1652.
Africans arrive in Europe, 2020.
Oh, that's so sad.
@flawdzilla
It is sad.
It is sad for sure.
unidentified
I. Why is it on the screens now?
elijah schaffer
Just remember, if people are capable of lying today, they never lied in the past.
The past is all real.
Wooden doors are airtight.
Someone else has said this too.
Badass bioengineered mosquito.
Green helmet gang.
@flawdzilla
Is that rainbows?
What is that?
elijah schaffer
That's me.
@flawdzilla
You got rainbow spikes on through it?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Oh, yeah, that's good memeing.
@flawdzilla
In the words.
elijah schaffer
Kyle Tomerk said, keeping you funded is why I'm always sending dumbass messages that makes no sense.
420.
Thanks, Kyle.
Doomsday Cracker sent a picture of me and my son.
That should be him, Lil Hitler.
That's so nice.
I still can't believe that teacher quit over this.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, bitch ass.
elijah schaffer
Flotta's a dope ass guest.
Bringing back more.
Dude, yeah, I'm planning on.
Like, I know it sounds dumb, but it's like, I told people, I was telling someone today on the other stream, like, dude, I am getting my shit together in terms of like, it's just so many new things starting that I just need to get a flow down.
And I'm excited.
I just, what I'm really tired, what I get really tired on these streams is like, like, Gary Franchie is like on a secret mission.
And he's like, hey, can you cover my show for three days?
Which is like over two hours of like, dude, that show, hosting that show, is one of the most tiring things in the entire world.
Do you know what it is?
unidentified
It is.
@flawdzilla
Why?
elijah schaffer
Okay, it is.
Listen to this.
Not only is it two hours long of straight talking by yourself into a camera, but the way that it works is like they break apart a live stream for clips after, but there's 20 stories.
That's 20 pages of single space text size 9 font.
Okay.
On a document.
You have documents.
@flawdzilla
Oh, nah.
elijah schaffer
20 pages.
Size 9 font.
Single line.
Loaded in my teleprompter.
And you have to read it all in two hours.
You can't breathe.
You get timed.
have a producer in your ear and and i love and i love gary's the moment gotta be one of those talented people Listen to this.
This is the craziest thing ever.
And you got a producer in your ear name, Brian, who I love very much.
And you're like, think you're speaking fast.
And you just hear like, faster.
Yeah, faster.
And you're just like, okay.
And this is what I'm saying.
And I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'd like, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
Did you not live through 2020?
It's important when someone says they can't breathe.
And I like, I like end the show after two hours and my head hurts.
And like, and I'm doing this for the next three days.
And it's a really good show, by the way.
And it's very informative.
Unlike this show, you get like 20 news stories in two hours and you go in depth on them.
But I have to read 20.
That's like 40 pages of reading out loud for two hours straight with no breathing.
It's intense, my friend.
@flawdzilla
And then I then built for that type of stuff.
elijah schaffer
And it's like at fucking six in the morning, my time, you know?
So it's like 6 a.m.
And you're like, and you're just like this.
And then you come do this show and you have to do other things and edit in between and do stuff.
And you're just like, by the time I get to the show, I've been up for like seven hours and I've talked for like three and I've made like two videos and then I get on and I'm like, welcome to Nightly Offensive.
I forgot how to do my own show.
I honestly forgot how to do a show tonight.
I'm like fucking like launching shit and just like making things happen, you know, like just fucking going into things and talking.
I don't know what was happening.
I had no idea.
@flawdzilla
It works though.
It works.
There's no problem with that.
I'm telling you, that's my show.
That's not my show, but my show is Free Flow Ridiculousness.
I literally, I streamed from I streamed from 5:30 to 8.
No, no, 9.
Yeah, I streamed from 5:30 to like right 8:50 and then came on here.
But here, I get to like kind of coast and just chill, and you direct it.
So, it's like you actually put in the work.
I'm just responding, which makes it so much easier for me.
elijah schaffer
I should have just freeballed it tonight.
I shouldn't even have invented a script.
I should have said talking shit with Flawed for an hour or two hours because that's what I do.
@flawdzilla
It works.
It works by the way.
elijah schaffer
Roflo 1804 sent a Rumble and said, So, what you're saying is you have pretext for an immigration moratorium with the malaria mosquito release.
Ooh, true.
We need to stop immigrants from coming into Florida and Texas because of the new pandemic.
Yeah, do you know, do you know, by the way, that and by the way, on the next news network, you will never have more respect for Gary Franci until you host his show because it is so much like, do you know what's fucking crazy?
They write 20 pages of script every day for a show.
@flawdzilla
What fucking efficient motherfuckers and they got demonetized, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, fucking they have a they have like a they have an operation running, it's just fucking nuts, and I respect the hell out of it.
Um, I told his audience that he died today, they were like, What happened to Gary?
unidentified
Like, he's dead, he died.
What the fuck, dude?
elijah schaffer
You know that motherfucker was like was was 80 pounds heavier.
He's lost like 80 pounds this year.
He looks like a like a champion boxer, 80 fucking pounds, yes, in one year.
That's crazy, or I have it might be less like how I don't know.
I like to praise my friends a little bit, you know.
He's running a fucking amazing show, he's got an amazing show, he's got talent, and that's fine, he knows what he's doing.
But I will tell you, Gary, it's fucking exhausting reading that script for like two hours.
He's like, Oh, it should take an hour every day, yes, I don't know how he does it.
Nobody's losing weight, he's not breathing, he's not dead for resuscitated, he's in a coma.
@flawdzilla
He's just talking, bro.
elijah schaffer
I've been told I talk too fast and I don't talk fast enough for the show.
Apparently, Brian was telling me.
I was like, Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm trying.
@flawdzilla
It has to fit within the two hours.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but Gary's awesome.
You should go support Gary nextnewsnetwork.com, or you can check him out on Rumble and on the show.
unidentified
Oh, on the website?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you should check him out.
He's a good guy.
I really respect the hell out of him.
He's a real good guy.
Plus, he was one of my first supporters on Patreon back in 2018.
Dude, he's getting 50 bucks a month in like my first month on the internet.
You know how important that is?
@flawdzilla
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
When I first, dude, you know, I monetized pretty early on.
I had pretty fair success on YouTube early on.
Like, I just, I don't know.
I was one of those people that like buy like a couple videos in.
Yeah.
A couple videos in, I was monetized and things were working out.
Um, and they've just gotten harder ever since.
@flawdzilla
But, uh, same, but like, I peaked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, I went full-time doing this when I was only making like around $2,000 a month.
Like, I quit my job and did everything to make like $24,000 a year.
unidentified
Same.
elijah schaffer
So I was like, fuck it.
I'm making enough to like cover renting a room and like running groceries.
I'm going full-time doing this.
But I was actually homeless for a while.
So there was that.
Like, everyone's always like homeman.
@flawdzilla
Well, I wasn't homeless.
I was living in a room and most parents.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's homeless.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
You're crashing on a friend.
@flawdzilla
Like, 2000.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I lived on Fleckus' couch for a long time.
People, that's early psychology.
Really?
@flawdzilla
You know, Fleck is in real life?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I knew Fleck is before I was on YouTube.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Fleckas is like my bro.
Like I like he's like to give you to to be a little homo like it's one of those guys that this people that don't have friends don't know this feeling but like it's genuinely like where I get kind of sad, you know like that I haven't seen him in like a year, you know, like I've just been busy and like it may like I mean I talk to him on the phone sometimes because we're bros we don't like chat every night, you know, but we talk once every you know once every few weeks or whatever just chat for a while But he's like one of those friends where I'm like fuck dude.
Yeah, it's like dude.
I want to go chill with that dude like and he's more of like a friend, where it's like I'd rather just go hang out on a weekend with him and Ratboy and like you know, and go fucking on a resort and go chill and hang out with Kez and stuff.
Like you know, guys we don't need to be like hanging out every night and reading books together and shit and texting each other every day.
Just when we hang out, it's quality time and we're there for each other.
Like when I went through all my shit recently, Fleckas was like just so encouraging and so gave me such good advice, just really, really supportive in my life and uh, and he's just that that's what guys do like.
It's like guys scoop in and and that's when you find out there were, there will be guys that'll be in your life frequently and then when you go through hard shit, they're nowhere to be found and that's why frequency of hanging out with guys is not what matters.
Then there are guys that you see once every year and then something bad happens and they're fucking on the phone with you every night for three weeks and walking you through shit and giving you advice, texting you in the morning like a fucking gay bitch like hey, how are you doing, bro?
Like do you need anything today?
And sending uber eats to your door because I know you're fucking depressed, and like that's what guy friendship's about, is like we just need to be there when we need to be there.
I don't maybe disagree with me, but I feel like with guy friends, it's like you need your guy friends when you need them.
@flawdzilla
So I completely agree.
That's why I don't have many, because niggas is weird.
This is weird.
They, they don't like see the value in like real friendship.
I feel like people are fucking frauds.
So I, I like really move, I.
I I don't really with many people, you know.
I mean like talking to you in real life and like I met you and Garrett basically at the same time and I didn't like in real life I met y'all and y'all are still the people that I talk to the most.
It's crazy really.
unidentified
Yeah legit um, what is this?
elijah schaffer
I don't even know what was going on here.
No, I was gonna say yeah and I think like that's.
That's when I noticed too, like dude, you were around too in some of my recent rough times too, you were around.
You didn't give a fuck.
@flawdzilla
You felt like shit because I was like damn, like this is the type of shit that that men go through.
And then you see that the people that you thought were your friends are not your friends and like you would do anything for them and you thought, and then they're fucking frauds.
That's why I don't trust nobody at all.
But I, I witnessed it and that that was like the red pill for me, was like seeing how everyone turned on you.
I'm like damn, this is.
It's all a fucking matrix.
Everything is amazing.
I saw you put people on your on your channel, like while you're popping people growing and growing off of your shit, and then everyone was like, yep, fuck you, i'm off, i'm gone, and it was like that's crazy.
I could never live in that type of fucking in that world, never.
elijah schaffer
That's why I jumped out.
I just left it completely, Completely.
Look, dude, I've completely rejected.
Like, I've like we talked about this on your show.
It's like, I just left it too.
I was like, I was just going, dude, wow.
Like, I've seen a side of people that I didn't know existed.
And then, like, to act even publicly, like, oh, they're good people and stuff.
And it's like, dude, what a fucking miserable life.
And I went, dude, I don't, what's the point of having friends if they're not even if it's not?
There's no point.
So the point is, a lot of people are like, this is where I think Jim Carrey warned people about wealth.
What's the point of gaining money, status, being around people, if they'll abandon you when you need them?
And so that's why I think, that's why I think celebrities are some of the most miserable people.
And so like a lot of people will be like, I have no friends.
And it's like, but really they have like one, you know, like their brother's their friend or something.
They have like a brother and they're tight with.
Like, dog, that's all you fucking need.
Like, I don't know how to be rude here, but it's like, you want a friend group?
Like, you're in a Barbie movie?
You want like a gang?
Dude, you don't want that gang.
Those people fucking.
@flawdzilla
It's not real.
elijah schaffer
No, you don't want that.
@flawdzilla
And it's also people trying to fuck your wife.
It gets weird, bro.
That's like niggas trying to be fucking weirdos.
You think they're your friends?
Like, get out of here, bro.
Niggas is weird, bro.
That's what I mean.
elijah schaffer
You think she fucked me?
Like, bro, my wife?
No?
@flawdzilla
Yo, set me up, bro.
elijah schaffer
Bro, that's my wife.
Yeah, bro, but you ever share her?
No, dude.
@flawdzilla
We ain't friends.
I thought we were.
elijah schaffer
I met you six days ago, too.
That's a weird question.
What's my middle name?
I don't know.
It's like I even shared with you my middle name, and you want my wife?
@flawdzilla
You want to fuck, man?
elijah schaffer
I've shared less with you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
@flawdzilla
I thought we were on that level, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's better.
Less is more with friends.
Less is for sure more.
Less is more.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely agree.
elijah schaffer
All right, guys.
Some gay shit at the end there for all the gay boys in the chat.
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We used to have like, they bumped us up like four or six hours and now we have less time again.
It doesn't really matter.
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Also, I may be canceling a couple shows next week.
I don't know yet because I'm traveling to go cover Donald Trump Jr.'s events in Australia, the different cities, and there was planned protests and Antifa and the whole nine yards.
We've got radical people.
Like they're, it's just they're shutting down the cities.
They're like so afraid of him coming.
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@flawdzilla
Appreciate you guys.
elijah schaffer
F-L-A-W.
@flawdzilla
On everything.
elijah schaffer
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unidentified
all right guys all right guys all right guys um well I was gonna say, I'm on the screen, I think.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what that was.
No, I'm a skin.
That was some video.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
What was that?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Want to just cue that for fun?
That was this.
unidentified
Cleaning the toilet today.
Doing hard things.
That's my hard thing today.
Cleaning my bathroom.
If you can't stand and do this like this, you can always do this.
Sit down like this and get your brush.
@flawdzilla
But then it's not hard anymore.
unidentified
And you have your rat right there and all your cleaning stuff.
And you get in here really good.
There's no excuses, guys.
730 pounds to 457.
Yes, I'm morbidly obese.
And I keep my house clean.
Doing more and more every day.
This is one of my hard things today.
Let's keep doing hard things, guys.
What the fuck?
elijah schaffer
Yo, OG slightly offensive, where we just like watch like fat people and laugh for 30 minutes.
unidentified
What the fuck?
@flawdzilla
Yo, she said, that's one of my hard things today.
unidentified
There's no excuse.
@flawdzilla
You can catch your breath, sit down.
The what?
By the way, how much did she say?
elijah schaffer
I hope people know this.
I hope people know this.
Friday shows, the new Friday show, Fully Offensive Fridays, is strictly, it's very comedy-based.
It's just, we're just fucking laughing and doing dumb shit.
It's a very, because I just feel like Fridays are a time to drink, laugh, smoke, hang out, whatever you're going to do, drink your water if you're Mormon.
You know, let's just chill.
If you're going to be watching a show on Friday nights, let's make it fucking fun.
Let's have a good time.
Thanks.
Have a good night, guys.
We'll see you around.
Make sure you follow my guests.
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