July 1, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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FRANCE ON FIRE…Europe’s BLM Riots ERUPT
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Protests in France have been breaking out after police kill 17-year-old Nahel.
Why has it been escalating?
I'll give you a hint, and it has something to do with the way people look.
Of course, I'm talking about being young.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I am your top 17 host here on Nightly Offensive, a three times a week live stream 10 p.m. ish Eastern Time, or whenever the fuck we want to go live.
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You guys are already there making memes celebrating the riots that are going on.
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We're demonetized literally everywhere.
I wonder how that happened.
I'm still trying to figure it out.
But we are going to jump into that.
And as we get into the top story for today, I also want to bring up something.
You're back on the chopping block here.
Apparently, you actually top, you got involved with Elon Musk.
So you and Grimes have both sort of had your way with Elon.
It's like what I thought was the funniest about this because, dude, I was cracking up when I saw this.
Number one, when we just break this down, I feel like this should be a lesson.
Like they should give a pamphlet out to parents who are concerned their kids might have autism to like just see this situation because everybody involved might be autistic and it's possible.
But it's like, hey, is your son have autism?
Here's how it can affect you long term.
You can be literally the richest man in the world known to man at least, other than royalty and other people who run banks.
Because, I mean, him and RFK, like, it's a really good advertisement for TRT.
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, but isn't it, isn't it true, though, like, with everybody going around, I don't know why people were like having, you know, like, they were getting horny on Twitter.
I know Michael Mouse talks about this, like, that you can actually differentiate between this is just a lesser of two evils type of thing, rather than I cannot choose this because if I choose it, I'm somehow a terrible person, which I think everybody that can't understand, like, had a lot of people going, this is a false binary.
I just add your would you rather question the inability to keep scrolling is just like, it's just beyond them, which is great.
But I wanted to tell a story about what you were just saying there, where it's like you're guilty by like, I guess, just liking something or agreeing with it.
Uh, I used to work in transit with like a bunch of black people, and this one dude, he was like, uh, I, what would you call like a Hebrew uh black Hebrew Israelite?
Yeah, and he'd show up.
It was like in the middle of the night, he'd show up and he'd give out anti-white tracks, like paraphernalia to all the people.
And he thought I was white because obviously he's retarded.
So one day he looks at me, he goes, Yo, top.
And I'm like, What's up?
And he goes, Isn't sex between a black man and a white woman an abomination?
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Here's the unfortunate part, though, that I think is you guys probably face the same issue with monetizing your podcast: is like a lot of right-wing podcasts are cringy and boomer.
Like, this show's just cringy, and I am a boomer, but it's not on purpose.
A lot of shows are like, people are like, why is right-wing media so cringy, so boomer-ish?
Like, why is it like that?
Dude, because motherfuckers got cash and they buy stuff, and so they know they can't monetize through normal ways.
So then it's like when you start out, like, shocking, like Nancy Pelosi eviscerated on the house floor.
I don't want to fucking talk about that.
I want to know what else Nancy Pelosi does when she gets down the house floor.
I'm not even maybe on her knees, other things going on there.
It just keeps the no, but I was going to say, like, it's like they do that because then you get, like, they're like, why would you want an audience of like 55 to 102 year olds?
And it's like, bro, because those motherfuckers have IRAs, Roth IRAs.
They want to invest in gold bars and stuff.
And so, like, dude, a lot of your favorite commenters are making millions of dollars on very small audiences by choosing topics that don't help anyone and just continue to keep the matrix going.
We're going to talk about that right now, guys.
We've got a top story going on that we've got to get into, which is the widespread riots in France.
France is having their BLM moment.
This is our segment today where we are talking about a trending story.
Black people are causing problems in other places than just America.
I thought you said the headline is like riots in France.
And I literally was like, what year is it?
Because I could literally just throw, I could pull up a calendar of like the past thousand years, throw a dart at it, be like, is France revolting right now?
So if people don't know what's going on here, there are riots across in Marseille.
I'm going to pretend like, I'm not going to be one of those people who pretends to know how to pronounce any of the other cities.
You know what I mean?
Like just other cities that sell baguettes and stuff.
And so there's protests all across the city.
Now, what this is different is, is I, well, we recently had protests against the raising of the retirement age, which I know that wasn't fully true.
There was a lot more going on.
But this, this protest seems to be a racial protest, sort of similar to Black Lives Matter that spread throughout the country over a police shooting of allegedly an unarmed man who was using his car as an assault vehicle.
We're going to start calling him assault.
Everything's assault now, by the way.
Every weapon's assault knives.
It's an assault vehicle.
And he got shot.
But I don't know if you guys know.
We'll start the discussion here.
It turns out, just like the U.S., when you look up the actual stats, right, the rioting over unarmed brown and black people being killed by police, there was three in 2021 and two in 2020.
And France has a pretty, pretty dense population.
And also, considering the fact that it's France, you would think that they would be killing more black people.
Yeah, they got to get those numbers up.
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You know, I just wanted to, just before we go any further, what's the French?
I went, I've been to like maybe over a dozen riots myself in the last couple of years.
And I remember, like, I still have a, want to apologize to Indians across the world.
I did steal a water bottle from a 7-Eleven, but to be fair, I was having an asthma attack and like, you know, and I, dude, what was so funny was watching people steal steal stuff and then beat each other up for it.
I mean, someone shot someone out in front of Philadelphia and stole their car and all the stolen stuff.
You know, people like knocking each other out, stealing grocery carts.
And I love, I love that ingenuity.
Why riot and why loot when you can just wait till the people come out with the stuff?
chat where are you at in the average iq of the don't forget guys i just want to point out the fact that you can support the show directly on locals elijahshafer.locals.com We are in the drive.
We're in the last moment.
We have, we need four more people to sign up because I just made an arbitrary goal.
There's not really, I've no, I don't have a good case for it, but I'll tell you this.
It is the end of pride, and we've got to have a blowout.
You know, and so it's just that we've got to celebrate with a bang.
Yeah, but I'm saying like, I want to go to you guys on this, this point that I think is actually serious.
It's like people always say, oh, Australia, they're so fucking gone, bro.
They're so lost.
Is a police state.
Dog, do you think people here like the cameras?
Do you think they voted for this?
No, do you know how they got cameras involved?
They, you know, they wanted to get seatbelt cameras, people didn't want it.
So then they randomly installed one and then it brought safety and then they pass the legislation and then it works and they don't, no one's voting on this shit, dog.
Do you think that people are voting on opening the borders here and letting boats show up and their demographics change?
They're not voting.
This just happens.
It's like the Immigration Act of 1965.
Like these people didn't bring it on themselves.
This is so coordinated that it's like dumb to not at least sympathize with fellow Westerners and like, hey, I'm sorry your country's fucked too, but so is mine and I haven't figured out how to fix it as a California lifelong.
I was in California for 30, 36 years before I moved.
I voted against every single policy.
So like people still look at me and they blame me for the downfall of California.
They blame me for migrating out of there.
Like I'm very sympathetic to people that actually value human liberty and then they have their entire life uprooted because I mean what you're describing is really the great reset the World Economic Forum, Claus Schwab, Bill Gates, you know, the whole litany of criminals that are slowly taking over the world without any sort of voting happening.
And if there is a vote, who knows if it's legitimate.
So yeah, I have a lot of sympathy for the people.
And I honestly don't know how it changes besides these types of revolutions that the French are doing.
But every time there is some sort of rioting, it's always directed at like mom and pop businesses and stealing mini motorcycles.
If you want to see polls that I take from things I see on Instagram and they put them up and they get 20,000 people voting on it, which I don't deserve at all, go follow me there.
And then obviously Tara Gang pod on that's our Twitter.
And then we also have Tara Gang.
We go every Wednesday night at 9:11 Eastern and we do some funny shit.
If you like us just kind of riffing here with Elijah, you'll definitely like that show.
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All right, let's jump into the Matrix.
We got to talk about this.
We got some insane stuff that's been happening.
Things are getting weird.
Let's talk about it.
All right.
So everybody seems to use the word the Matrix, but my brother here, which there's just a lot going on, you know, physiogamy check.
You know, like we all have our own problems, but when people look like this, you know you're about to get some really good shit, right?
This is really good.
Well, we're going to, well, we got to get into this discussion about the Matrix.
Here we go.
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And if men reawakened their pelvic consciousness and began to really unite through what my buddy Silver Stork has coined, the testiculum, the whole competition and all the comparison on the back of that would just go away, right?
Can you imagine if the world's leaders, and we've said this before, but we're going to say it again.
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You know, can you imagine if Putin got on his knees and sniffed Donald Trump's balls?
All the while Marianne Williamson citing her poem Our Deepest Fear.
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