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May 15, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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AUSTRALIAN Girls BODY COUNTS Will SHOCK You

Elijah is back out on the streets, this time in Australia, talking to the local people about what body count would disqualify you from being a potential spouse in this competitive relationship market. The girls and guys gave numbers so high, most Americans wouldn't understand. But are they really higher than most Americans, or are the Americans lying? Join this adventure down under as we explore the dating culture of these genuine Aussies. ________________________________________________________________ Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩Show more WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩ APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS: [email protected] ➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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unidentified
Australia, the land down under, known for its brutal outbacks, exotic animals, and a very unique people.
elijah schaffer
So you want to get married one day?
unidentified
Bit on the fence about that for now.
Get your f ⁇ ing Finn up!
F ⁇ ing red-cliff dolphins are on the top of the f ⁇ ing leaderboard this year and they're winning!
And you fit up!
Yeah!
Fina Finn!
elijah schaffer
Or f ⁇ off!
unidentified
Too high of a body count?
elijah schaffer
Wait, what'd you say?
unidentified
Said there's no such thing as too high!
elijah schaffer
30 bodies, 40 bodies?
unidentified
People can f ⁇ whoever they want.
I love that senior radar.
elijah schaffer
How high is your body count?
unidentified
My body count?
My mommy doesn't want to know.
You know, I'm not really much to judge myself.
You know, I've been for some dark puffs.
elijah schaffer
What's your body count?
unidentified
Wait, f ⁇ ing six, bro.
elijah schaffer
What's your body count?
unidentified
Body count one.
Lower than 15.
I got 20 boosters injected into my nutsuck.
elijah schaffer
It's too high of a body count for your wife What's going on?
Dude, these girls are trying to tell you right now what a body count would be too high to get married.
unidentified
Alright, lovely.
If you had a body count over like 10, baby, I don't think I could do you.
I could do you, but I don't think we could go together, you know?
I don't want to be rude and s ⁇ .
Anyways, f ⁇ ing Kings Connected, 4-3, 0-0.
F ⁇ ing smoke pipes, do whatever the f ⁇ you want.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, on that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
We're here on the streets of Australia talking to people about body count.
How high is too high in the dating scene?
We're on the question of if a man is their ideal man, six over six foot, high income, six figures, and of course is athletic, tall, dark, and handsome, whatever.
How high would he think was too high of a body count in order to get married to you?
What do you think?
unidentified
15.
elijah schaffer
We're in double digits already.
Double digits, double digits.
All right, you want to be on it, want to be on the video?
unidentified
Yes, why not?
Hi.
elijah schaffer
Perfect.
What's your name?
unidentified
Aria.
elijah schaffer
Aria, you look like you're having a great night tonight.
unidentified
It's just starting in a spaby walk.
elijah schaffer
What do you plan on doing tonight?
unidentified
Getting laid.
elijah schaffer
So what's your name, man?
unidentified
My name's Theo.
elijah schaffer
Do you love the hose?
unidentified
The hose.
I live for the hose, baby.
elijah schaffer
Are you planning on getting married to one one day?
unidentified
I want to say fins up real quick, but not to a hoe, bro, but to a lovely lady, you know?
elijah schaffer
So if you had to put an age on when's a good time to get married, what would you say?
unidentified
35?
elijah schaffer
35 is like pushing your fertility clock, you know what I mean?
You might not be able to have kids.
Does it matter to you if you have kids or not?
unidentified
Oh, I'd like to have kids, but I think for me, I would be more open to adopting.
elijah schaffer
Are you ever planning on getting married one day?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
How high is your body count?
unidentified
Pretty high.
elijah schaffer
Pretty high?
Like, how high?
unidentified
80-ish.
elijah schaffer
80?
Like, really?
unidentified
How old are you?
I'm 29.
elijah schaffer
Are you willing to admit your body count?
unidentified
Sure.
10, 11, maybe?
elijah schaffer
What about you?
unidentified
8.
I just don't really count and I feel like I'm in such a stage in my life that I'm so focused on me.
I don't really think about people that I've slept with.
I'm so focused on the future that it doesn't really matter.
elijah schaffer
How high would be too high of a body count for you to want to marry somebody?
unidentified
Depends on how old, but like, no more than like 15.
That'd be real gross.
Literally don't care.
Like, whatever.
People are people.
elijah schaffer
What's too high of a body count on a woman that would be your potential wife?
unidentified
I feel like it depends on my body count.
If they're around me, then I don't care.
elijah schaffer
So what's your body count now?
unidentified
I have to keep it unshoes.
But like, I feel like if you're on 10, then you can be on 20.
But if you're on like two and they're on 10, that's a bit too much.
elijah schaffer
So you want to have s the hoes, but you'd marry a lady.
unidentified
Exactly right.
If you're inexperienced and she's experienced, then you kind of feel left out.
But if you're both experienced, then it's good.
elijah schaffer
How high is your body count?
unidentified
Next question.
Lower than 15.
elijah schaffer
Lower than 15?
She got really shocked.
People are...
unidentified
She's running away.
elijah schaffer
Well, people are shocked.
I mean, does it surprise you, like in a country like Australia, that girls are out here with body counts averaging between 10 to 80?
unidentified
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
elijah schaffer
80 is pretty high.
unidentified
And like what age are you looking at with that?
28.
That's a lot.
elijah schaffer
How high is your body count?
unidentified
Um, it's over 10.
elijah schaffer
Over 10?
Like 30?
20?
11?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
What's your body count?
unidentified
One.
One.
elijah schaffer
One?
unidentified
Yeah, one.
elijah schaffer
Did you love him?
unidentified
Yeah.
My body count, my mommy doesn't want to know.
So whoop my ass?
My mother is Asian and my dad is Jamaican.
So I'm not going to say it publicly because I'll get my ass whooped.
Jamelia Walters is my name.
Love ya.
Do say.
elijah schaffer
What's your body count?
unidentified
Four.
elijah schaffer
Your body count.
unidentified
F me, swing in.
It's five.
elijah schaffer
What's your body count?
unidentified
Like fing six bro.
Everyone's a fing slut these days, man.
elijah schaffer
Is everybody a slut today?
unidentified
Not everybody.
Not everyone, but most people.
elijah schaffer
How high does your body count have to be to be considered a slut?
Every one of you, I'm gonna ask you.
unidentified
Fing like uh at least over 10.
At least over 10.
Over five.
elijah schaffer
Over five?
unidentified
Over five.
elijah schaffer
What's your body count?
unidentified
Fucking six bro.
Wow.
Yeah, I say over 15, bro.
elijah schaffer
We gotta let the hoes go.
We gotta let the hoes go.
How high is too high of a body count for a girl to have to marry her?
Ready?
unidentified
Three digits, man.
Three digits.
elijah schaffer
It's gotta be over 100.
unidentified
Over 100 is like, that's a bit much for me.
elijah schaffer
Now, I don't know if it's just because we're in Australia or if this is the state of Generation Z, but it's kind of wild that you could have 99 problems and a body count ain't one, even if that body count is 99.
That dude said three digits.
100 was his cutoff.
100 dudes.
So it's not your wife, it's our wife.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, where's your accent from?
unidentified
I'm actually from Thailand.
elijah schaffer
100% you're not a lady boy?
unidentified
I can show me a vagina.
This is all natural, honey.
Oh, natural.
elijah schaffer
What's the difference in body count between a hoe and a lady?
unidentified
I don't think body count comes into it, man.
I think it's how you act.
To be honest, like it's the way you portray yourself.
elijah schaffer
So what if a girl wears low-cut t-shirts, she wears a short dress, she has a body count of one, is she still a hoe?
unidentified
Nah, man.
It's how she acts.
elijah schaffer
So how does a hoe act?
unidentified
Is she going to everyone around her and being like, oh, like, can I have some drinks?
Or like, buy me a drink?
Or I think that's a particular behavior that, you know, that comes with her accountability.
elijah schaffer
Wait, so if a girl has a high body count, that's not what makes her a hoe?
Nah, man.
unidentified
I'm single because guys suck.
elijah schaffer
Because guys suck, what about you?
unidentified
I'm single.
elijah schaffer
Okay, what sucks the most about guys?
unidentified
At the moment, the dating scene is very much like guys don't know what they want, but they continue to try and treat you like a girlfriend without the labels.
It's kind of shit.
elijah schaffer
What does that look like, girlfriend without the labels?
unidentified
So it's just like basically the girlfriend experience.
So like I'll take them on dates, I'll cook them a meal, I'll stay over at their place, but like God forbid they call me their girlfriend, yeah?
elijah schaffer
So they're afraid of commitment?
unidentified
Yeah, absolutely.
elijah schaffer
What do you think's fueling that?
unidentified
Um deep psychological trauma.
elijah schaffer
Are you out here to get girls tonight or you're out here to have fun?
unidentified
Have fun.
elijah schaffer
So you're not trying to get girls?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Why not?
unidentified
She's having a good time with the boys.
Just having a good time.
Having a good time together.
Just enjoying the night.
Not worrying about life, you know?
elijah schaffer
Does that include getting girls?
unidentified
No, she's having getting that connection with the boys, you know?
elijah schaffer
Like it's supposed to be, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How high is too high of a body count to marry a woman?
unidentified
She said she was 12.
Not many blood can admit to that.
I do have any.
Like it's supposed to be, right?
I'll take you like a hero.
I'll take you like a champ.
elijah schaffer
I can't have it.
unidentified
Why?
It's a pummy burger.
elijah schaffer
But I'm Muslim.
I can't have it.
unidentified
How much Muslims?
Don't worry about life, you know.
Assalamualaikum.
Sheesh.
Having getting that connection with the boys.
He's a COVID risk.
He's a COVID risk.
He's got to go home.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek from a f ⁇ ing idean?
elijah schaffer
This is my guy right here.
If a girl had chlamydia but she got over it, would you still marry her?
unidentified
I'll target.
I'll take it like a champ.
elijah schaffer
Is a difference between a man sleeping around and a woman or do you think it's the same?
unidentified
I don't know.
You could probably say there's a difference.
There's definitely a different like stigma around it, but like at the end of the day, it's just people loving people.
elijah schaffer
I don't know, it doesn't affect, it doesn't bother me that much What do you think guys would think was too high of a body count to get married if there was such a thing?
unidentified
I don't think it really matters.
Like, who cares how many people you slept with?
If you love them, then you love them and that doesn't really matter.
elijah schaffer
But if like, if your body count is like 100, do you think you could have loved all 100 people?
unidentified
Oh, no, for sure.
Everyone sleeps with people they don't love.
Who cares?
elijah schaffer
How high do you think guys would say is too high of a body count to get married?
We're talking about quality guys.
Like think in your head, what's the quality guy?
The guy you would want to marry.
Give me his height, his income, and his ethnicity.
What's the ideal man?
unidentified
Well, my type is generally someone who has to be at least my height.
Well, that's only because it's me.
And I've always been to white guys.
Income.
Okay, so obviously this person has to be doing quite well for themselves.
And obviously that also represents like how really good they are at what they do.
elijah schaffer
How high would he think it's too high of a body count to marry you?
unidentified
Well, if they are open enough, numbers shouldn't matter.
elijah schaffer
How high would be too high of a body count for a girl to where you would think guys might reconsider getting married to them, right?
Where you're like, maybe guys would be like, that's a little too high.
Can we get a number?
unidentified
I think more than 20.
elijah schaffer
More than 20?
unidentified
Yeah, I think more than 20.
Like about marriage, more than 20, yeah.
elijah schaffer
What about you?
unidentified
I'd say like 100.
elijah schaffer
How high do you think it's too high of a body count for a girl before a man wouldn't want to marry her?
unidentified
I think that's not.
I think a girl should do as much as she wants to do, like each to their own.
No, no number.
It shouldn't really matter how many people you slept with.
elijah schaffer
What's a healthy number of s partners in a year?
unidentified
I'd say like five to six.
Five to six, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So then you'd have to get married by the time you're 22 or 23 because that would hit 20.
unidentified
Maybe I will.
elijah schaffer
You might, yeah.
What about you?
How do you think there's a healthy amount of partners?
unidentified
I was gonna say like one to two.
elijah schaffer
One to two?
unidentified
Yeah.
Because like doesn't mean like how many times with each one, right?
Yeah, that's not how many times.
It's how many people you got going.
I reckon four.
elijah schaffer
Four is like four a year.
And then you get married at 29?
unidentified
Like every like four months you can change up, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do you think that it's important before you get married to tell each other how many people you've slept with?
unidentified
That should mean shit.
Nothing.
It means nothing.
elijah schaffer
What about you?
unidentified
No.
How many hamburgers have you had before you got married?
elijah schaffer
I'm an American, so too many.
unidentified
Does it matter?
Like, how many swims in the ocean have you had before you got married?
Like, it shouldn't matter.
It's like nominal amounts.
It doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
Do you think body count is an important factor that men would consider when choosing a wife?
unidentified
100%.
elijah schaffer
Why do you say 100%?
unidentified
Yeah, I think they consider it.
I don't think they should.
I don't think they shouldn't, but they do.
They do.
I do.
elijah schaffer
Okay, why do you think it's fair if they do?
unidentified
I feel like if you have self-respect, then you haven't slept around.
elijah schaffer
So, like, not sleeping around is like a form of self-respect?
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Why do you say that it shouldn't matter?
unidentified
It's like, who knows what you've done in your past.
Your past is your past.
elijah schaffer
We were talking to girls tonight about how high was too high of a body count.
So, you're the closer.
You're the end of the night.
You're having a good time.
How high is too high of a body count to marry a chick?
unidentified
I'd say 14 to 19.
elijah schaffer
Why 14 and 19?
Statistically speaking, it is the correct numbers.
It is the correct.
All right.
What advice would you have for the boys who are trying to avoid marrying the hoes?
How do we avoid the hoes?
Just be yourself.
Don't settle for too little.
Well, thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive.
Don't forget that you can support us directly at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
unidentified
Wait, click the link in the moth bio and support this motherfucker.
elijah schaffer
Give him a sponsor.
unidentified
He needs one, doesn't he?
elijah schaffer
Look at the price of his t-shirt.
unidentified
Give him a sponsor.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, give him some support.
Like the video, share it with a friend.
And yeah.
Perfect.
Awesome.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 host.
Have a great rest of the night.
God bless the United States of America and Australia.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Let's support.
Wait, Russia 101.
Russia wins the war against the United States.
unidentified
Let's be honest.
But that's all I have to say.
elijah schaffer
That's awesome.
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