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Australia, the land down under, known for its brutal outbacks, exotic animals, and a very unique people.
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So you want to get married one day?
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Bit on the fence about that for now.
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Get your f ⁇ ing Finn up!
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F ⁇ ing red-cliff dolphins are on the top of the f ⁇ ing leaderboard this year and they're winning!
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And you fit up!
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Yeah!
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Fina Finn!
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Or f ⁇ off!
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Too high of a body count?
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Wait, what'd you say?
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Said there's no such thing as too high!
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30 bodies, 40 bodies?
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People can f ⁇ whoever they want.
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I love that senior radar.
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How high is your body count?
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My body count?
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My mommy doesn't want to know.
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You know, I'm not really much to judge myself.
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You know, I've been for some dark puffs.
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What's your body count?
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Wait, f ⁇ ing six, bro.
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What's your body count?
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Body count one.
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Lower than 15.
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I got 20 boosters injected into my nutsuck.
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It's too high of a body count for your wife What's going on?
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Dude, these girls are trying to tell you right now what a body count would be too high to get married.
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Alright, lovely.
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If you had a body count over like 10, baby, I don't think I could do you.
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I could do you, but I don't think we could go together, you know?
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I don't want to be rude and s ⁇ .
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Anyways, f ⁇ ing Kings Connected, 4-3, 0-0.
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F ⁇ ing smoke pipes, do whatever the f ⁇ you want.
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Yeah, on that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
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My name's Elijah Schaefer.
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We're here on the streets of Australia talking to people about body count.
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How high is too high in the dating scene?
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We're on the question of if a man is their ideal man, six over six foot, high income, six figures, and of course is athletic, tall, dark, and handsome, whatever.
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How high would he think was too high of a body count in order to get married to you?
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What do you think?
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15.
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We're in double digits already.
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Double digits, double digits.
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All right, you want to be on it, want to be on the video?
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Yes, why not?
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Hi.
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Perfect.
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What's your name?
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Aria.
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Aria, you look like you're having a great night tonight.
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It's just starting in a spaby walk.
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What do you plan on doing tonight?
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Getting laid.
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So what's your name, man?
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My name's Theo.
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Do you love the hose?
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The hose.
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I live for the hose, baby.
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Are you planning on getting married to one one day?
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I want to say fins up real quick, but not to a hoe, bro, but to a lovely lady, you know?
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So if you had to put an age on when's a good time to get married, what would you say?
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35?
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35 is like pushing your fertility clock, you know what I mean?
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You might not be able to have kids.
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Does it matter to you if you have kids or not?
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Oh, I'd like to have kids, but I think for me, I would be more open to adopting.
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Are you ever planning on getting married one day?
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Yes.
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How high is your body count?
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Pretty high.
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Pretty high?
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Like, how high?
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80-ish.
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80?
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Like, really?
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How old are you?
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I'm 29.
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Are you willing to admit your body count?
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Sure.
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10, 11, maybe?
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What about you?
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8.
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I just don't really count and I feel like I'm in such a stage in my life that I'm so focused on me.
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I don't really think about people that I've slept with.
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I'm so focused on the future that it doesn't really matter.
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How high would be too high of a body count for you to want to marry somebody?
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Depends on how old, but like, no more than like 15.
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That'd be real gross.
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Literally don't care.
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Like, whatever.
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People are people.
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What's too high of a body count on a woman that would be your potential wife?
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I feel like it depends on my body count.
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If they're around me, then I don't care.
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So what's your body count now?
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I have to keep it unshoes.
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But like, I feel like if you're on 10, then you can be on 20.
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But if you're on like two and they're on 10, that's a bit too much.
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So you want to have s the hoes, but you'd marry a lady.
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Exactly right.
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If you're inexperienced and she's experienced, then you kind of feel left out.
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But if you're both experienced, then it's good.
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How high is your body count?
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Next question.
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Lower than 15.
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Lower than 15?
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She got really shocked.
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People are...
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She's running away.
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Well, people are shocked.
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I mean, does it surprise you, like in a country like Australia, that girls are out here with body counts averaging between 10 to 80?
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That's a lot.
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That's a lot.
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80 is pretty high.
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And like what age are you looking at with that?
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28.
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That's a lot.
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How high is your body count?
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Um, it's over 10.
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Over 10?
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Like 30?
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20?
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11?
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Oh, yeah.
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What's your body count?
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One.
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One.
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One?
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Yeah, one.
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Did you love him?
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Yeah.
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My body count, my mommy doesn't want to know.
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So whoop my ass?
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My mother is Asian and my dad is Jamaican.
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So I'm not going to say it publicly because I'll get my ass whooped.
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Jamelia Walters is my name.
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Love ya.
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Do say.
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What's your body count?
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Four.
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Your body count.
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F me, swing in.
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It's five.
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What's your body count?
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Like fing six bro.
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Everyone's a fing slut these days, man.
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Is everybody a slut today?
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Not everybody.
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Not everyone, but most people.
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How high does your body count have to be to be considered a slut?
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Every one of you, I'm gonna ask you.
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Fing like uh at least over 10.
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At least over 10.
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Over five.
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Over five?
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Over five.
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What's your body count?
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Fucking six bro.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I say over 15, bro.
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We gotta let the hoes go.
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We gotta let the hoes go.
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How high is too high of a body count for a girl to have to marry her?
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Ready?
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Three digits, man.
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Three digits.
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It's gotta be over 100.
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Over 100 is like, that's a bit much for me.
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Now, I don't know if it's just because we're in Australia or if this is the state of Generation Z, but it's kind of wild that you could have 99 problems and a body count ain't one, even if that body count is 99.
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That dude said three digits.
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100 was his cutoff.
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100 dudes.
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So it's not your wife, it's our wife.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Okay, where's your accent from?
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I'm actually from Thailand.
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100% you're not a lady boy?
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I can show me a vagina.
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This is all natural, honey.
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Oh, natural.
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What's the difference in body count between a hoe and a lady?
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I don't think body count comes into it, man.
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I think it's how you act.
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To be honest, like it's the way you portray yourself.
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So what if a girl wears low-cut t-shirts, she wears a short dress, she has a body count of one, is she still a hoe?
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Nah, man.
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It's how she acts.
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So how does a hoe act?
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Is she going to everyone around her and being like, oh, like, can I have some drinks?
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Or like, buy me a drink?
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Or I think that's a particular behavior that, you know, that comes with her accountability.
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Wait, so if a girl has a high body count, that's not what makes her a hoe?
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Nah, man.
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I'm single because guys suck.
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Because guys suck, what about you?
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I'm single.
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Okay, what sucks the most about guys?
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At the moment, the dating scene is very much like guys don't know what they want, but they continue to try and treat you like a girlfriend without the labels.
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It's kind of shit.
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What does that look like, girlfriend without the labels?
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So it's just like basically the girlfriend experience.
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So like I'll take them on dates, I'll cook them a meal, I'll stay over at their place, but like God forbid they call me their girlfriend, yeah?
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So they're afraid of commitment?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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What do you think's fueling that?
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Um deep psychological trauma.
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Are you out here to get girls tonight or you're out here to have fun?
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Have fun.
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So you're not trying to get girls?
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Yeah.
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Why not?
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She's having a good time with the boys.
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Just having a good time.
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Having a good time together.
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Just enjoying the night.
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Not worrying about life, you know?
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Does that include getting girls?
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No, she's having getting that connection with the boys, you know?
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Like it's supposed to be, right?
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Yeah.
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How high is too high of a body count to marry a woman?
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She said she was 12.
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Not many blood can admit to that.
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I do have any.
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Like it's supposed to be, right?
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I'll take you like a hero.
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I'll take you like a champ.
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I can't have it.
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Why?
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It's a pummy burger.
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But I'm Muslim.
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I can't have it.
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How much Muslims?
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Don't worry about life, you know.
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Assalamualaikum.
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Sheesh.
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Having getting that connection with the boys.
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He's a COVID risk.
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He's a COVID risk.
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He's got to go home.
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Can I have a kiss on the cheek from a f ⁇ ing idean?
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This is my guy right here.
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If a girl had chlamydia but she got over it, would you still marry her?
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I'll target.
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I'll take it like a champ.
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Is a difference between a man sleeping around and a woman or do you think it's the same?
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I don't know.
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You could probably say there's a difference.
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There's definitely a different like stigma around it, but like at the end of the day, it's just people loving people.
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I don't know, it doesn't affect, it doesn't bother me that much What do you think guys would think was too high of a body count to get married if there was such a thing?
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I don't think it really matters.
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Like, who cares how many people you slept with?
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If you love them, then you love them and that doesn't really matter.
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But if like, if your body count is like 100, do you think you could have loved all 100 people?
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Oh, no, for sure.
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Everyone sleeps with people they don't love.
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Who cares?
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How high do you think guys would say is too high of a body count to get married?
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We're talking about quality guys.
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Like think in your head, what's the quality guy?
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The guy you would want to marry.
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Give me his height, his income, and his ethnicity.
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What's the ideal man?
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Well, my type is generally someone who has to be at least my height.
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Well, that's only because it's me.
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And I've always been to white guys.
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Income.
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Okay, so obviously this person has to be doing quite well for themselves.
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And obviously that also represents like how really good they are at what they do.
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How high would he think it's too high of a body count to marry you?
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Well, if they are open enough, numbers shouldn't matter.
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How high would be too high of a body count for a girl to where you would think guys might reconsider getting married to them, right?
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Where you're like, maybe guys would be like, that's a little too high.
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Can we get a number?
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I think more than 20.
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More than 20?
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Yeah, I think more than 20.
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Like about marriage, more than 20, yeah.
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What about you?
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I'd say like 100.
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How high do you think it's too high of a body count for a girl before a man wouldn't want to marry her?
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I think that's not.
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I think a girl should do as much as she wants to do, like each to their own.
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No, no number.
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It shouldn't really matter how many people you slept with.
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What's a healthy number of s partners in a year?
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I'd say like five to six.
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Five to six, yeah.
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So then you'd have to get married by the time you're 22 or 23 because that would hit 20.
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Maybe I will.
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You might, yeah.
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What about you?
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How do you think there's a healthy amount of partners?
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I was gonna say like one to two.
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One to two?
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Yeah.
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Because like doesn't mean like how many times with each one, right?
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Yeah, that's not how many times.
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It's how many people you got going.
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I reckon four.
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Four is like four a year.
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And then you get married at 29?
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Like every like four months you can change up, but yeah.
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Do you think that it's important before you get married to tell each other how many people you've slept with?
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That should mean shit.
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Nothing.
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It means nothing.
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What about you?
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No.
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How many hamburgers have you had before you got married?
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I'm an American, so too many.
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Does it matter?
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Like, how many swims in the ocean have you had before you got married?
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Like, it shouldn't matter.
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It's like nominal amounts.
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It doesn't matter.
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Do you think body count is an important factor that men would consider when choosing a wife?
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100%.
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Why do you say 100%?
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Yeah, I think they consider it.
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I don't think they should.
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I don't think they shouldn't, but they do.
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They do.
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I do.
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Okay, why do you think it's fair if they do?
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I feel like if you have self-respect, then you haven't slept around.
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So, like, not sleeping around is like a form of self-respect?
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Oh, no.
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Why do you say that it shouldn't matter?
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It's like, who knows what you've done in your past.
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Your past is your past.
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We were talking to girls tonight about how high was too high of a body count.
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So, you're the closer.
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You're the end of the night.
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You're having a good time.
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How high is too high of a body count to marry a chick?
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I'd say 14 to 19.
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Why 14 and 19?
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Statistically speaking, it is the correct numbers.
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It is the correct.
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All right.
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What advice would you have for the boys who are trying to avoid marrying the hoes?
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How do we avoid the hoes?
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Just be yourself.
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Don't settle for too little.
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Well, thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive.
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Awesome.
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My name is Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 host.
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Have a great rest of the night.
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God bless the United States of America and Australia.
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Yep.
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Let's support.
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Wait, Russia 101.
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Russia wins the war against the United States.
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Let's be honest.
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But that's all I have to say.
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