Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - AUSTRALIAN Girls BODY COUNTS Will SHOCK You
Aired: 2023-05-15
Duration: 13:55


=== Body Count Debate (07:33) ===

[00:00:04]  Australia, the land down under, known for its brutal outbacks, exotic animals, and a very unique people.
[00:00:15]  So you want to get married one day?
[00:00:17]  Bit on the fence about that for now.
[00:00:18]  Get your f  ⁇ ing Finn up!
[00:00:20]  F  ⁇ ing red-cliff dolphins are on the top of the f  ⁇ ing leaderboard this year and they're winning!
[00:00:26]  And you fit up!
[00:00:28]  Yeah!
[00:00:29]  Fina Finn!
[00:00:30]  Or f  ⁇  off!
[00:00:33]  Too high of a body count?
[00:00:36]  Wait, what'd you say?
[00:00:37]  Said there's no such thing as too high!
[00:00:39]  30 bodies, 40 bodies?
[00:00:40]  People can f  ⁇  whoever they want.
[00:00:44]  I love that senior radar.
[00:00:45]  How high is your body count?
[00:00:49]  My body count?
[00:00:50]  My mommy doesn't want to know.
[00:00:53]  You know, I'm not really much to judge myself.
[00:00:55]  You know, I've been for some dark puffs.
[00:00:57]  What's your body count?
[00:00:58]  Wait, f  ⁇ ing six, bro.
[00:01:00]  What's your body count?
[00:01:01]  Body count one.
[00:01:03]  Lower than 15.
[00:01:06]  I got 20 boosters injected into my nutsuck.
[00:01:11]  It's too high of a body count for your wife What's going on?
[00:01:27]  Dude, these girls are trying to tell you right now what a body count would be too high to get married.
[00:01:32]  Alright, lovely.
[00:01:34]  If you had a body count over like 10, baby, I don't think I could do you.
[00:01:39]  I could do you, but I don't think we could go together, you know?
[00:01:42]  I don't want to be rude and s  ⁇ .
[00:01:44]  Anyways, f  ⁇ ing Kings Connected, 4-3, 0-0.
[00:01:49]  F  ⁇ ing smoke pipes, do whatever the f  ⁇  you want.
[00:01:53]  Yeah, on that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
[00:01:55]  My name's Elijah Schaefer.
[00:01:56]  We're here on the streets of Australia talking to people about body count.
[00:02:00]  How high is too high in the dating scene?
[00:02:01]  We're on the question of if a man is their ideal man, six over six foot, high income, six figures, and of course is athletic, tall, dark, and handsome, whatever.
[00:02:11]  How high would he think was too high of a body count in order to get married to you?
[00:02:16]  What do you think?
[00:02:17]  15.
[00:02:18]  We're in double digits already.
[00:02:19]  Double digits, double digits.
[00:02:20]  All right, you want to be on it, want to be on the video?
[00:02:22]  Yes, why not?
[00:02:23]  Hi.
[00:02:24]  Perfect.
[00:02:24]  What's your name?
[00:02:25]  Aria.
[00:02:25]  Aria, you look like you're having a great night tonight.
[00:02:27]  It's just starting in a spaby walk.
[00:02:30]  What do you plan on doing tonight?
[00:02:31]  Getting laid.
[00:02:32]  So what's your name, man?
[00:02:33]  My name's Theo.
[00:02:34]  Do you love the hose?
[00:02:35]  The hose.
[00:02:36]  I live for the hose, baby.
[00:02:38]  Are you planning on getting married to one one day?
[00:02:41]  I want to say fins up real quick, but not to a hoe, bro, but to a lovely lady, you know?
[00:02:47]  So if you had to put an age on when's a good time to get married, what would you say?
[00:02:51]  35?
[00:02:52]  35 is like pushing your fertility clock, you know what I mean?
[00:02:55]  You might not be able to have kids.
[00:02:56]  Does it matter to you if you have kids or not?
[00:02:58]  Oh, I'd like to have kids, but I think for me, I would be more open to adopting.
[00:03:04]  Are you ever planning on getting married one day?
[00:03:05]  Yes.
[00:03:06]  How high is your body count?
[00:03:10]  Pretty high.
[00:03:11]  Pretty high?
[00:03:12]  Like, how high?
[00:03:13]  80-ish.
[00:03:14]  80?
[00:03:15]  Like, really?
[00:03:16]  How old are you?
[00:03:17]  I'm 29.
[00:03:18]  Are you willing to admit your body count?
[00:03:20]  Sure.
[00:03:22]  10, 11, maybe?
[00:03:25]  What about you?
[00:03:26]  8.
[00:03:27]  I just don't really count and I feel like I'm in such a stage in my life that I'm so focused on me.
[00:03:32]  I don't really think about people that I've slept with.
[00:03:35]  I'm so focused on the future that it doesn't really matter.
[00:03:38]  How high would be too high of a body count for you to want to marry somebody?
[00:03:42]  Depends on how old, but like, no more than like 15.
[00:03:46]  That'd be real gross.
[00:03:47]  Literally don't care.
[00:03:48]  Like, whatever.
[00:03:49]  People are people.
[00:03:50]  What's too high of a body count on a woman that would be your potential wife?
[00:03:54]  I feel like it depends on my body count.
[00:03:57]  If they're around me, then I don't care.
[00:04:01]  So what's your body count now?
[00:04:03]  I have to keep it unshoes.
[00:04:05]  But like, I feel like if you're on 10, then you can be on 20.
[00:04:10]  But if you're on like two and they're on 10, that's a bit too much.
[00:04:14]  So you want to have s the hoes, but you'd marry a lady.
[00:04:18]  Exactly right.
[00:04:19]  If you're inexperienced and she's experienced, then you kind of feel left out.
[00:04:23]  But if you're both experienced, then it's good.
[00:04:25]  How high is your body count?
[00:04:28]  Next question.
[00:04:30]  Lower than 15.
[00:04:31]  Lower than 15?
[00:04:32]  She got really shocked.
[00:04:34]  People are...
[00:04:34]  She's running away.
[00:04:35]  Well, people are shocked.
[00:04:37]  I mean, does it surprise you, like in a country like Australia, that girls are out here with body counts averaging between 10 to 80?
[00:04:45]  That's a lot.
[00:04:47]  That's a lot.
[00:04:48]  80 is pretty high.
[00:04:49]  And like what age are you looking at with that?
[00:04:51]  28.
[00:04:52]  That's a lot.
[00:04:53]  How high is your body count?
[00:04:56]  Um, it's over 10.
[00:04:59]  Over 10?
[00:05:00]  Like 30?
[00:05:01]  20?
[00:05:02]  11?
[00:05:04]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:06]  What's your body count?
[00:05:07]  One.
[00:05:09]  One.
[00:05:10]  One?
[00:05:10]  Yeah, one.
[00:05:11]  Did you love him?
[00:05:12]  Yeah.
[00:05:13]  My body count, my mommy doesn't want to know.
[00:05:16]  So whoop my ass?
[00:05:17]  My mother is Asian and my dad is Jamaican.
[00:05:20]  So I'm not going to say it publicly because I'll get my ass whooped.
[00:05:24]  Jamelia Walters is my name.
[00:05:27]  Love ya.
[00:05:28]  Do say.
[00:05:29]  What's your body count?
[00:05:30]  Four.
[00:05:31]  Your body count.
[00:05:32]  F me, swing in.
[00:05:33]  It's five.
[00:05:34]  What's your body count?
[00:05:35]  Like fing six bro.
[00:05:37]  Everyone's a fing slut these days, man.
[00:05:39]  Is everybody a slut today?
[00:05:41]  Not everybody.
[00:05:42]  Not everyone, but most people.
[00:05:44]  How high does your body count have to be to be considered a slut?
[00:05:48]  Every one of you, I'm gonna ask you.
[00:05:50]  Fing like uh at least over 10.
[00:05:53]  At least over 10.
[00:05:54]  Over five.
[00:05:55]  Over five?
[00:05:56]  Over five.
[00:05:57]  What's your body count?
[00:05:58]  Fucking six bro.
[00:06:01]  Wow.
[00:06:02]  Yeah, I say over 15, bro.
[00:06:05]  We gotta let the hoes go.
[00:06:06]  We gotta let the hoes go.
[00:06:08]  How high is too high of a body count for a girl to have to marry her?
[00:06:12]  Ready?
[00:06:13]  Three digits, man.
[00:06:15]  Three digits.
[00:06:16]  It's gotta be over 100.
[00:06:17]  Over 100 is like, that's a bit much for me.
[00:06:19]  Now, I don't know if it's just because we're in Australia or if this is the state of Generation Z, but it's kind of wild that you could have 99 problems and a body count ain't one, even if that body count is 99.
[00:06:33]  That dude said three digits.
[00:06:34]  100 was his cutoff.
[00:06:38]  100 dudes.
[00:06:40]  So it's not your wife, it's our wife.
[00:06:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:06:43]  Okay, where's your accent from?
[00:06:44]  I'm actually from Thailand.
[00:06:46]  100% you're not a lady boy?
[00:06:48]  I can show me a vagina.
[00:06:50]  This is all natural, honey.
[00:06:53]  Oh, natural.
[00:06:54]  What's the difference in body count between a hoe and a lady?
[00:06:59]  I don't think body count comes into it, man.
[00:07:02]  I think it's how you act.
[00:07:03]  To be honest, like it's the way you portray yourself.
[00:07:06]  So what if a girl wears low-cut t-shirts, she wears a short dress, she has a body count of one, is she still a hoe?
[00:07:13]  Nah, man.
[00:07:15]  It's how she acts.
[00:07:16]  So how does a hoe act?
[00:07:18]  Is she going to everyone around her and being like, oh, like, can I have some drinks?
[00:07:22]  Or like, buy me a drink?

=== Body Count Conversations (06:08) ===

[00:07:24]  Or I think that's a particular behavior that, you know, that comes with her accountability.
[00:07:30]  Wait, so if a girl has a high body count, that's not what makes her a hoe?
[00:07:34]  Nah, man.
[00:07:35]  I'm single because guys suck.
[00:07:37]  Because guys suck, what about you?
[00:07:38]  I'm single.
[00:07:39]  Okay, what sucks the most about guys?
[00:07:42]  At the moment, the dating scene is very much like guys don't know what they want, but they continue to try and treat you like a girlfriend without the labels.
[00:07:50]  It's kind of shit.
[00:07:51]  What does that look like, girlfriend without the labels?
[00:07:54]  So it's just like basically the girlfriend experience.
[00:07:57]  So like I'll take them on dates, I'll cook them a meal, I'll stay over at their place, but like God forbid they call me their girlfriend, yeah?
[00:08:04]  So they're afraid of commitment?
[00:08:06]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:08:07]  What do you think's fueling that?
[00:08:09]  Um deep psychological trauma.
[00:08:11]  Are you out here to get girls tonight or you're out here to have fun?
[00:08:14]  Have fun.
[00:08:15]  So you're not trying to get girls?
[00:08:16]  Yeah.
[00:08:17]  Why not?
[00:08:18]  She's having a good time with the boys.
[00:08:21]  Just having a good time.
[00:08:23]  Having a good time together.
[00:08:24]  Just enjoying the night.
[00:08:26]  Not worrying about life, you know?
[00:08:28]  Does that include getting girls?
[00:08:30]  No, she's having getting that connection with the boys, you know?
[00:08:35]  Like it's supposed to be, right?
[00:08:36]  Yeah.
[00:08:36]  How high is too high of a body count to marry a woman?
[00:08:40]  She said she was 12.
[00:08:42]  Not many blood can admit to that.
[00:08:44]  I do have any.
[00:08:47]  Like it's supposed to be, right?
[00:08:49]  I'll take you like a hero.
[00:08:50]  I'll take you like a champ.
[00:08:51]  I can't have it.
[00:08:52]  Why?
[00:08:53]  It's a pummy burger.
[00:08:54]  But I'm Muslim.
[00:08:55]  I can't have it.
[00:08:55]  How much Muslims?
[00:08:57]  Don't worry about life, you know.
[00:09:01]  Assalamualaikum.
[00:09:02]  Sheesh.
[00:09:02]  Having getting that connection with the boys.
[00:09:05]  He's a COVID risk.
[00:09:06]  He's a COVID risk.
[00:09:07]  He's got to go home.
[00:09:08]  Can I have a kiss on the cheek from a f  ⁇ ing idean?
[00:09:11]  This is my guy right here.
[00:09:15]  If a girl had chlamydia but she got over it, would you still marry her?
[00:09:21]  I'll target.
[00:09:22]  I'll take it like a champ.
[00:09:23]  Is a difference between a man sleeping around and a woman or do you think it's the same?
[00:09:27]  I don't know.
[00:09:28]  You could probably say there's a difference.
[00:09:30]  There's definitely a different like stigma around it, but like at the end of the day, it's just people loving people.
[00:09:35]  I don't know, it doesn't affect, it doesn't bother me that much What do you think guys would think was too high of a body count to get married if there was such a thing?
[00:09:45]  I don't think it really matters.
[00:09:46]  Like, who cares how many people you slept with?
[00:09:48]  If you love them, then you love them and that doesn't really matter.
[00:09:51]  But if like, if your body count is like 100, do you think you could have loved all 100 people?
[00:09:56]  Oh, no, for sure.
[00:09:56]  Everyone sleeps with people they don't love.
[00:09:59]  Who cares?
[00:10:00]  How high do you think guys would say is too high of a body count to get married?
[00:10:05]  We're talking about quality guys.
[00:10:06]  Like think in your head, what's the quality guy?
[00:10:09]  The guy you would want to marry.
[00:10:10]  Give me his height, his income, and his ethnicity.
[00:10:14]  What's the ideal man?
[00:10:16]  Well, my type is generally someone who has to be at least my height.
[00:10:20]  Well, that's only because it's me.
[00:10:22]  And I've always been to white guys.
[00:10:24]  Income.
[00:10:24]  Okay, so obviously this person has to be doing quite well for themselves.
[00:10:27]  And obviously that also represents like how really good they are at what they do.
[00:10:32]  How high would he think it's too high of a body count to marry you?
[00:10:35]  Well, if they are open enough, numbers shouldn't matter.
[00:10:38]  How high would be too high of a body count for a girl to where you would think guys might reconsider getting married to them, right?
[00:10:46]  Where you're like, maybe guys would be like, that's a little too high.
[00:10:49]  Can we get a number?
[00:10:50]  I think more than 20.
[00:10:51]  More than 20?
[00:10:52]  Yeah, I think more than 20.
[00:10:53]  Like about marriage, more than 20, yeah.
[00:10:55]  What about you?
[00:10:56]  I'd say like 100.
[00:10:58]  How high do you think it's too high of a body count for a girl before a man wouldn't want to marry her?
[00:11:03]  I think that's not.
[00:11:05]  I think a girl should do as much as she wants to do, like each to their own.
[00:11:10]  No, no number.
[00:11:12]  It shouldn't really matter how many people you slept with.
[00:11:15]  What's a healthy number of s partners in a year?
[00:11:17]  I'd say like five to six.
[00:11:19]  Five to six, yeah.
[00:11:20]  So then you'd have to get married by the time you're 22 or 23 because that would hit 20.
[00:11:24]  Maybe I will.
[00:11:25]  You might, yeah.
[00:11:26]  What about you?
[00:11:26]  How do you think there's a healthy amount of partners?
[00:11:29]  I was gonna say like one to two.
[00:11:31]  One to two?
[00:11:33]  Yeah.
[00:11:33]  Because like doesn't mean like how many times with each one, right?
[00:11:37]  Yeah, that's not how many times.
[00:11:38]  It's how many people you got going.
[00:11:40]  I reckon four.
[00:11:41]  Four is like four a year.
[00:11:43]  And then you get married at 29?
[00:11:45]  Like every like four months you can change up, but yeah.
[00:11:48]  Do you think that it's important before you get married to tell each other how many people you've slept with?
[00:11:53]  That should mean shit.
[00:11:55]  Nothing.
[00:11:55]  It means nothing.
[00:11:57]  What about you?
[00:11:58]  No.
[00:11:58]  How many hamburgers have you had before you got married?
[00:12:02]  I'm an American, so too many.
[00:12:04]  Does it matter?
[00:12:05]  Like, how many swims in the ocean have you had before you got married?
[00:12:09]  Like, it shouldn't matter.
[00:12:10]  It's like nominal amounts.
[00:12:12]  It doesn't matter.
[00:12:13]  Do you think body count is an important factor that men would consider when choosing a wife?
[00:12:20]  100%.
[00:12:21]  Why do you say 100%?
[00:12:23]  Yeah, I think they consider it.
[00:12:24]  I don't think they should.
[00:12:26]  I don't think they shouldn't, but they do.
[00:12:28]  They do.
[00:12:28]  I do.
[00:12:29]  Okay, why do you think it's fair if they do?
[00:12:30]  I feel like if you have self-respect, then you haven't slept around.
[00:12:33]  So, like, not sleeping around is like a form of self-respect?
[00:12:36]  Oh, no.
[00:12:37]  Why do you say that it shouldn't matter?
[00:12:39]  It's like, who knows what you've done in your past.
[00:12:41]  Your past is your past.
[00:12:42]  We were talking to girls tonight about how high was too high of a body count.
[00:12:46]  So, you're the closer.
[00:12:48]  You're the end of the night.
[00:12:48]  You're having a good time.
[00:12:50]  How high is too high of a body count to marry a chick?
[00:12:56]  I'd say 14 to 19.
[00:13:01]  Why 14 and 19?
[00:13:03]  Statistically speaking, it is the correct numbers.
[00:13:05]  It is the correct.
[00:13:06]  All right.
[00:13:06]  What advice would you have for the boys who are trying to avoid marrying the hoes?
[00:13:10]  How do we avoid the hoes?
[00:13:13]  Just be yourself.
[00:13:14]  Don't settle for too little.

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