Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - THE FINAL SHOW

March 26, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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THE FINAL SHOW

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	Well, this is the final show, at least for now.
	We've got a great lineup coming up today with some crazy stories.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	It is approximately 10:15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	Thank you all for joining.
	I love you all.
	Let's get down.
	Well, my name's Elijah Schaefer.
	I am your top 17 host.
	And no, this is the title is real.
	We are going to, we're not going to be making shows for a while.
	I'm not entirely sure what's next.
	And I'll explain it to you guys later on in the show on locals and kind of give you the backstory and always give you guys an understanding because it's not all bad news.
	It's not all bad news.
	But it's real.
	We are going not to making shows for right now.
	I'm joined in the studio, as we'll get to that in a moment, by my guest and co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
	Thank you for having me on this momentous occasion of the last show for a while.
	So to be here.
	Yes.
	And we don't know when we'll be back.
	And we will talk about the late of the show.
	It's not that important, though, right now, because we will get into that.
	But it has been a crazy year.
	It has been a wild time.
	It's been a wild three, four years, I would say, for all of us.
	Like, you know, we all got locked down.
	We all got placed into the most dystopian set of years of our lives, forcibly, you know, told that if we didn't take an experimental injection, that we wouldn't be able to work.
	We got told that we were enemies of the state, that we were all bad, and then everyone went back to normal and pretended like nothing happened, and it's all okay.
	But I don't forget the people that harmed us.
	I don't forget the people that attacked us and our country.
	I don't forget the people that have come against and tried to destroy all of our lives.
	And so we're going to give one hell of a last show right here.
	We're going to give one hell of a time together.
	And we're so excited for you guys to be here.
	And my heart is with you.
	And I love you guys.
	And I think this is such a fantastic moment.
	And I know you're excited as well.
	Me or him.
	Yeah, I just, my excitement is busting out of my heart.
	So I feel very excited about this show because I know exactly what we're going to be talking about.
	And so I just feel excited for you guys all to find out for the first time what we're going to be talking about.
	Yes.
	Awesome.
	But guys, okay, so if you don't know about this, it's kind of gotten crazy.
	In New Zealand, they've officially decided to create a case to try to kill women.
	They don't want women to speak.
	They've actually started a human rights campaign against women.
	This is going on in The Matrix.
	We're going to look at some of the insanity.
	Let's talk about this.
	Uh, I don't even know Kaylee Jane.
	Is there, is it Pierre, Pierre?
	I think her name is Kelly J. Keene, right?
	She's a feminist who's on a tour of a let women speak.
	And there's nobody in the community of Earth more that cares about making sure women have a voice than me.
	Nobody has given more women jobs, helped more women, platformed more women than this show than me.
	It's something I'm very proud of.
	It's something that I take a bow for.
	I'm very excited about.
	I'm not even upset about.
	But, you know, she was doing her world tour here in she hit Australia and New Zealand.
	Where's she from, America?
	I think she might be British.
	Maybe she's Australian.
	But she's a feminist.
	And I never thought on the show that we would be defending feminists because she decided to give a speech in New Zealand about giving women a voice and allowing women to speak.
	And it turns out in 2023, the left is now protesting feminists.
	This is absolutely insane.
	Look, this is what happened in New Zealand when she tried to give a speech.
	She's left, by the way.
	She's liberal.
	This is what happened.
	So that's her down there in the middle.
	In the blonde.
	I think that's her.
	Right down the glasses.
	I love that the women police officers are leading the front.
	I know.
	All right.
	So a little bit of context here.
	Okay, yeah.
	So this is something that I didn't, but this is something I didn't understand.
	So she's actually campaigning for, she's been a staunch feminist for many years.
	She's an activist, and she's been campaigning for women to have a voice and women to speak up.
	And it's actually just, it's not an anti-trans rally.
	It's called Let Women Speak.
	It's a rally about giving women the voice and equality.
	And they are now the center of actual terrorist far-left attacks where a bunch of men dressed up in dresses, no pun intended, attacked the event.
	And it tripped me out so much because it was like she was saying, oh, hey, we feel like men are making it unfair and making the world a violent place for us and that we're unsafe.
	And then to prove that that's not true, to prove that that's not true, the left did this.
	Oh, the boys will be boys.
	Those rowdy boys.
	You motherfucking bitch, don't you dare.
	Hey!
	You think women should speak?
	F you.
	Hey, you think women aren't allowed to speak?
	How about you shut the fuck up, bitch?
	Go!
	Where are we?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Go, boys, go.
	That's the way to do it.
	Dude, I'm convinced that in every country, it's just guys trying to get pussy.
	I mean, and I hate to use that word here on the show, but I mean, you know, it is what it is.
	And you have this dude.
	This dude does not care about trans people.
	This is a hetero flexible guy, right?
	I mean, he might get, he probably.
	He's got his shirt on.
	He wants all the girls to see his muscles and perhaps some of the girl boys to see his muscles too.
	And he wants to show the girls that he not only does he fight for girls, but he fights the girls.
	Well, yeah.
	And the best part about this, though, is that, so her campaign was attacked.
	Now, people don't realize this.
	Like, New Zealand and Australia are pretty calm in terms of in general, but they have very far.
	Like a layback culture.
	Yes, but they have radical leftists just like every Western country.
	They have very strong communist intersectional groups.
	Now, what's funny is that the group that organized the counter-protest obviously made a comment that the news backed up and said there was, you know, there was no violence at the event, right?
	Of course.
	Auckland Pride.
	See, they're all trans now.
	They put the trans flag down.
	They're not even gay anymore.
	I miss the gays.
	We're going to talk about George Santos later.
	I almost miss gay people.
	What happened to gay people?
	Yeah.
	It's just like, oh.
	The good old days when it was just homosexual men.
	And you could just, they just got thrown in trash cans and that was it.
	And now trash cans get thrown at you.
	How life has changed.
	That wasn't a joke.
	Don't cue that.
	They said Tamaka Makura demonstrated its values today and stood up to the vile anti-trans hatred of Pazzi Parker.
	That's the same person.
	The thousands of Aucklanders who came out to stand in solidarity with the trans community sent a clear message to Parker that intolerance will not be tolerated.
	Now what's crazy is intolerance will not be tolerated.
	You want to be someone who's intolerant and doesn't tolerate things?
	We don't tolerate intolerance here.
	Everyone has to be tolerant.
	It's mind-blowing how they don't see that.
	Who has to be tolerant?
	Should everyone be tolerant of everyone?
	Or is there only some things that we're allowed to be tolerant for?
	Yeah, and I think she's the chat is saying that she's British, but I also mean that my whole point was, and I'm glad you picked it up, that's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
	We do not tolerate intolerance.
	Ooh, awkward.
	Like, but that's.
	They should have said we don't like intolerance.
	Correct.
	We don't like it.
	We tolerate intolerance because we have to, everyone needs to tolerate everything.
	And but here's the best part.
	Yeah.
	So it's not just, because it's one thing to tweet, right?
	Okay.
	But Parker's subsequent withdrawal from her Wellington event demonstrates the power of community organizing and solidarity and showing her that her hateful views are not welcome here.
	So they do not tolerate the strength of men who are able to bash up women and break the barricades.
	I think you've shown once again that post-pubescent masculinity.
	But that's what this is, though.
	And I think it's funny because they're saying, we don't want your intolerance, so we made it so intolerant for you that you can't be here.
	Yeah.
	But she's not even, she's a leftist.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I take that back.
	She's not a leftist.
	She's liberal.
	Right?
	These are leftists attacking her.
	She's not an extreme progressive.
	She's a traditional feminist.
	So she doesn't support transgenderism.
	She's not against transgenderism.
	She just doesn't think that trans should be competing with women.
	She has his own category.
	So she's actually left.
	She sounds like a really intolerant sort of woman.
	Right.
	Right, but no one was covering this story internationally, but it's so important.
	And the reason why it's important is because this is one of my favorite things, is that Auckland Pride unequivocally stands by peaceful protest as a means of counter-protest and does not endorse any physical violence regardless of extent of injury caused.
	There's a narrative quickly taking hold amongst anti-trans groups and individuals that Parker abandoned her event because of violence from our community.
	We reject this narrative.
	We are of the firm belief the demonstration of unity, celebration, acceptance alongside joyous music, chanting, and noise of 5,000 supporters was too loud to overcome.
	And just a reminder, just a reminder, this is what they said was peaceful protests.
	Just sounds like loud music to me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Just noise.
	Just joyous music to me.
	So, yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah, so that was they peacefully protested her out.
	I love how they say that.
	We reject that, what you said.
	They don't say that is an outright lie, that there was violence.
	They say we just reject the narrative.
	Yeah, we reject that narrative.
	We like to say joyous music.
	Oi posse!
	Bugga!
	Bugga off!
	Get out of here!
	That's the most penal colony sign.
	Oi, Bosse!
	I posse!
	Bug it off!
	It's like such a, look at that sign.
	That is not America.
	Oi posse bugger off.
	Wow, good one.
	But like, this is a, this is.
	This is the man in the crop top.
	That is.
	Yeah, that guy, dude, this guy seriously, he has a Tinder date there.
	Yeah, he's got all the girls' numbers.
	Yeah, I love the boys front and center, making sure that boys will always be able to compete against women and get the gold star.
	And it is, it is interesting.
	Boys standing up for boys there.
	That's what I'm saying.
	And they threw a can of tomato sauce at her head that exploded on her head.
	I just want to remind you that that was the piece.
	And the best thing is.
	She should have bugged off.
	She should have bugged off.
	But look, she's standing in front of a sign that says, let women speak.
	And I have to make this claim here, and I need to be serious about this.
	Because, well, I do I will defend her right to speak.
	I would like to say to all of the moderate feminists out there, this is where your ideology leads.
	Okay?
	Because look, and this is where the right wing is interesting to me.
	Because, like I've said multiple times on the show, I won't go so deep into it.
	We are big feminists on the right wing.
	They're very big in feminism.
	Trust me, it's very big in feminism.
	And then they wonder why we get to this when the whole point about equality was to let women speak.
	Well, here's the reason why.
	When you, at the very basis of society, undermined the God-given roles of culture, it doesn't mean we don't make mistakes.
	You can backtrack.
	You can ask for forgiveness.
	We can correct ourselves.
	But when we universally come together and agree that a woman's place is not in the home, and of course, they'll say, oh, but there's exceptions.
	There's always been women nurses, women teachers.
	Sure, sure, sure.
	And of some of the Mexicans coming over the border, some of them are good, I suppose.
	But they're still sending their rapists.
	They're still sending their drug dealers and their murderers.
	And so my point is, is it saying, yes, there are always some exceptions to the rule, but when you lie and you say that women will be the happiest outside of the home and you push a society that tells women, go to school, get a career, don't have kids till later, you are engineering a social order that actually tells people in your society that God's way is the wrong way, that we can redesign any way we want, and we will go against biology,
	we will go against the social order, we will go against our own species.
	So why would you expect if you take feminism and go against the natural order of life of all centuries, of every civilization, they all got it wrong about women, from Jesus Christ to Gandhi to Buddha to Hitler, all the way back to your favorite people like Joan of Arc, right?
	These are everyone in society had a structural misunderstanding of women and we got it right in the 60s.
	No, we changed the natural order of things.
	And so the natural progression from not halting that is that it gets more and more extreme.
	And anybody watching this knows our sinful nature is deceitfully wicked.
	Our minds are very dark and deep.
	Who can know what depth of wickedness we're capable of?
	And so it's like the standards are set and you change the goalposts and now you're mad that someone else is changing them.
	And that's why we don't change the goalposts because we don't want shit like this happening.
	I don't want a woman getting tomato sauce thrown at her head, but I also don't want her there fighting men in dresses.
	We could have stopped this decades ago, but we didn't and now they're confused why.
	This is kind of a little bit of a side note, but it made me think of this.
	These last few days, you've been watching a lot of clips of roasts.
	What are they?
	Where the celebrities come on and they all take a turn to roast.
	Comedy Central Roast.
	Yeah, where they just roast each other.
	And you showed me a couple of them.
	I watched a couple of them with you.
	And there was one where they were roasting Pamela Anderson.
	And there was a bunch of men and Pamela Anderson.
	And then there was another one where there was a bunch of men and there were some other women.
	And I got really sad because when they were roasting Pamela Anderson and this other woman, their roasts were like, oh, you know, this guy's the only man that Pamela Anderson wouldn't have sex with.
	Or that woman, she's so old, her ovaries are dried up and she will never have kids.
	Ha ha, you know, all this sort of stuff.
	And it's like, in the way that the world is today, where women want equality and fairness, that's totally fair game.
	If you put yourself up there and say, yeah, I'm going to be part of the roast, it's fair game to make fun of whatever.
	But I don't think that men and women are equal.
	And I don't think that women can be roasted the same way that men can.
	Like when they're like joking about the boys, like, oh, boy, you're whatever, this, that, and the other, and make a roast to one of the men.
	The men are just like, aha, whatever.
	But the women are like, that's so sad that she's never going to have kids or that she's slept with just about every single man.
	That's so sad.
	And it's like, even when it's like, okay, is it right or wrong to hit a woman?
	If she's punching a man, hitting him, whatever, and he hits back, is that right or wrong?
	Well, in today, it's equal, fair is fair.
	If she's hit him, you know, men and women are the same, right?
	So he can hit back.
	But I don't actually believe that men and women are the same.
	And I don't, like, I could hit Elijah as many times as I want and not even cause a bruise, but one punch and my skull will be cracked.
	That's just the reality.
	So this whole thing of equality, even with the way that men want to roast women on these shows, even though it's like, well, I mean, you can't complain if you go out and put yourself out there.
	But I just don't, I just don't think men and women are the same and they shouldn't be doing the same things in society.
	No.
	And on the same platforms or all this.
	I just don't think that women can handle it the same way that men can.
	Right.
	No, and I honestly, I honestly agree.
	And I think that's when I brought this image up, right?
	Where they say that we are a peaceful protest.
	It's like kill the turf.
	Wow.
	I mean, this is what it comes down to, though.
	And this is where people don't understand is because, you know, most importantly, I've seen the destructive nature of feminism.
	And I've seen when young people go and they fight this road to not have children, to not have a career.
	Like Sarah Silverman is like, well, like 58, has no children and had her career.
	It's like, okay, that's fine, but you have no legacy.
	You have nothing to work towards.
	And that also goes for men, too, right?
	When we're building a family, it's so important to build a family.
	That's one of the most vital things to do.
	It's one of the most attacked or one of the most destructive forces as well in nature, right?
	A lot of people grew up in broken homes.
	They're adopted or they have, you know, just problems at home and then they end up kind of screwed up.
	But the people that I know that are the most stable grew up in stable houses, period.
	I don't know anybody in my life more stable than young men and women who grew up in those houses.
	And they usually have a pretty good trajectory in life.
	But people like this are the product of humanity.
	Humanity always heads in this direction.
	And it always comes down to killing those as a justification for what you think is the sins of humanity.
	Because when you reject Christ, when you reject the blood of God, then you feel like you have to find some other meaning.
	And that meaning will always come in the form of another religion, of another belief system.
	And that belief system will always require blood in order to continue.
	That's why we have abortion, because it requires blood sacrifice for the sexual revolution.
	And now for the gender revolution, it's still about death to all of these turfs.
	It's still, they celebrate this and they desire it because it is a covenant set up that if we literally, in order to find redemption, would need to have blood.
	And these people are just confused.
	They don't know why they exist.
	And their daddy is the devil.
	That's actually the truthful statement.
	The irony of that shirt is that she wants, she's advocating to kill the person who's advocating for her rights.
	It's like, it just reminds me of the Bible, of Jesus and Barabbas, where they're like, give us Barabbas, kill Jesus, kill Jesus.
	The man who has been doing miracles and healing people and giving people hope and all this.
	No, crucify him, but give us the man who literally killed people and caused turmoil in the community.
	We want the criminal, give us Barabbas and kill Jesus.
	Kill the woman who's advocating for you to have an equal chance in sports or an equal chance in saying something.
	But we want to fight for the men who are taking away those opportunities from women.
	But kill the person who doesn't want your opportunities to be taken away.
	Right.
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	Well, we've got to not just talk about the sad part.
	We've got to laugh a little bit.
	We've got to get to our next segment of laughing a little bit.
	Sometimes life is funny in a very darkly disgusting way.
	So I was reminded watching this, right?
	I was thinking, these people have been unchecked.
	Like, we've seen what mental illness can do.
	And this video resurfaced of a TV show during COVID, like reuniting people during COVID.
	This is real.
	Okay.
	Oh, my God.
	And I was reminded, like, you know, everyone's like, how can guys be playing in women's sports?
	You're like, dude, how can guys be playing women's sports?
	You got vaccinated.
	You got vaccinated.
	You believed the vaccine was going to save you against this virus.
	So you're easily duped as well.
	Okay.
	Watch.
	Oh, my God.
	It's so nice.
	It's so nice.
	He's holding an awfully long time.
	They can't even kiss through plastic.
	Go on, Phil's turn.
	Off your pot.
	Come to Jesus.
	No.
	Good to see you too.
	Great to see you.
	It is emotional.
	I like it, but I don't like it at the same time.
	Okay, so I just want to remind you how dumb people are.
	I said, so I made a tweet and I said, these people did this and want you to forget that they did this, right?
	These people did this.
	And then this one, this one big Mr. Beat, this YouTuber, he's like a big history YouTuber.
	He's got almost a million subs.
	Damn.
	Wrote publicly, like, like screenshotted this and was like, you know, oh, these people, like, you're full of hatred and division only.
	And I said, these people divided themselves voluntarily with plastic walls.
	They didn't need my services.
	Yeah.
	I'm more than willing to be hateful and divisive if I have to be in life.
	But this was not my, I didn't do this.
	I'm not, I'm stupid and I'm a little bit retarded, but not, this is full-blown AIDS retarded and I'm not there yet.
	So to me, like reminding you of like, how did we get here?
	Like I said, the progression of feminism.
	Like when you start rejecting reality, there is no greater rejection of reality.
	The elites literally got us to believe that if we put masks on and plastic between us, that we wouldn't get the virus.
	And if we only shopped at Walmart and Target and didn't shop at small businesses, and if we didn't go to work and took their handouts, that we'd be okay.
	Now banks are literally collapsing at greater rates, almost as great of rates since the Great Depression.
	Multiple banks are on the verge of liquidating their assets.
	They're all being held on this weird middle ground.
	You should look at what's actually happening right now.
	It's pretty radical.
	So we're in a massive fallout.
	There's an extremely, we even saw too, by the way, that the lockdowns might have killed more people than they saved.
	And it's like, you want to know how we got here?
	We got here slowly and steadily, and it's not even slow anymore.
	They're having you hugged between plastic bags in a studio and make you think that you're following science.
	But even look, the plastic bags aren't even air and his breath.
	If he faces over this way, the air, they're not even wearing masks.
	So how this is it's so silly just to have like, oh yeah, we'll just put a little door of plastic here and a little door of plastic over here and I'll come over here and hug you and I'll walk over here and breathe and come over here and do this.
	It feels like they're just teasing us.
	These people, all you do is attempt to gain clout from hate and division.
	It's true, Mr. Beat.
	He just wants these people to protect.
	So I guess now even calling white people these people.
	Though I think they might be Britishes.
	Is that Australia or British?
	This is British people.
	Yeah.
	Well, I can demonize British people.
	I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
	Because we all know you can demonize a country who don't have crooked teeth make it onto TV shows.
	Seriously, guys, if you're British, what the heck?
	Just go to the dentist.
	Just seriously, it will improve conversations.
	Trust me.
	When people have big old crooked teeth, it's trust me.
	Trust me.
	Seriously, trust me.
	But I also, okay, so I also brought this up because I thought, like, you said, like, what do you mean?
	Like, how did we get here, right?
	This is this whole question.
	How did we get here?
	Remember, you can watch this as well on locals, elijahsaf.locals.com.
	I did say the title where I'll explain why this is the final show, what that means and everything on locals.
	And so you can always go there and watch live on locals.
	We're there.
	And the show continues.
	And the other half of the show is on Rumble anyway.
	So if you're on YouTube, you can watch on Rumble.
	It can watch on Locals.
	We're everywhere and encourage you to subscribe to Locals and we'll explain everything because life is pretty crazy.
	But I did bring this up because we do wonder and we do continue to think, like, how did we get here?
	So you know Queen Charlotte, right?
	So the Queen of England.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Netflix created an adaption of Queen Charlotte.
	And it comes out May 4th.
	I'm really excited about it.
	Queen Charlotte.
	She looks exactly the same.
	That is whoever was on the whoever was the casting director.
	Phenomenal job.
	Truly.
	Even down to the little beauty spot.
	Well, unbelievable.
	So somebody was saying, like, oh, but why does it matter if we cast a white actress as the queen?
	Well, I said, okay, well, first of all, there's so many things we could get into for this.
	Number one, it would be less offensive if this black actress was in white face, right?
	It would be less offensive if this actress was whiteface.
	She was an excellent actress.
	Right, because acting is acting.
	And I don't think there's anything wrong with cross-racial acting.
	Like, I think if a black person wants to play a white person, if for some reason they have the exact same facial structure or there's something that the casting director said.
	If someone was really good at acting, but they needed a Chinese person, it would be totally fine to put sticky tape at the end of their eyes, pull their eyes back, and act out.
	I can do it.
	Elijah would be amazing.
	Cars is an Asian actor.
	Oh, what are you thinking?
	I don't think it's wrong if you, like, a fat person, a skinny person who wants to play a fat person.
	French and Fraser puts on a fat suit.
	Fren and Frazier, one best actor, putting on a fat suit.
	Totally fine.
	But this is like where they're not trying anymore.
	And that's what I meant.
	Even with the trans movement, if they were trying, it might make sense.
	Like, if they look like women, you have a strong case.
	But when like some dude just puts a clip in his hair and says he's a woman, like if a man says he's a woman and I can't tell he's a man, I think you're making a pretty strong case for yourself.
	Is it true?
	Wouldn't that be better?
	Yeah, but it's not true.
	You're still not a woman, but it's how you would make the case.
	So like if you said like black women can play white actresses, then make them look white.
	Yeah.
	And then I'd be like, I don't care if they got offended by that.
	They made her white face and said, this actress is incredible.
	We just don't think that there's anyone else who could play Queen Charlotte.
	The only thing is she doesn't actually look like anything like Queen Charlotte looked, but we can put a wig on her.
	We can make her skin whiter, and she can play Queen Charlotte.
	Do it then.
	Make it authentic.
	But it looks like it says this Bridgeton story.
	Also, also to remind you, too, no, but it's not just that.
	They also were making a Anne Boleyn movie.
	So we know how Anne Boleyn apparently looked, right?
	Anne Boleyn.
	You're never going to believe how they're making Anne Boleyn.
	That's Anne Boleyn.
	Anne Boleyn.
	Anne Boleyn.
	Oh my God.
	Anne Boleyn.
	It's.
	Anne Boleyn.
	Bubbly Ann.
	Boleyn.
	Oh, my God.
	It's just.
	We knew that the British royalty, after all this time, we thought that the reason they had crooked teeth was from inbreeding.
	But really, they were black.
	No, all of the British royalty was black.
	When they said they were Kings, they weren't lying.
	They really was.
	They were.
	We should have, listen.
	Yeah.
	We thought they were joking.
	We thought it was just a saying.
	It was actually true.
	Did you also see too, though, that Netflix decided to create, they're recreating even some documentaries.
	Wow.
	Wait, what?
	How can you recreate a documentary?
	Disney Nature's Polar Bears is being recreated.
	Stop it.
	Are you joking?
	It's Disney's Polar Bears.
	Those are black bears.
	I know.
	Those are black bears.
	They're really recreating this.
	What?
	Yeah.
	They are recreating this.
	On top of that, and this is the best one too.
	In 2025, in 2025, they are making a movie about Twitter and the tech takeover on Elon.
	Yes.
	No!
	No way!
	They should have at least got that Chinese man who actually looks like Elon.
	Elama.
	Elama.
	Yeah, that guy.
	Elamo.
	But it's not, it's not.
	It doesn't end.
	It doesn't end there.
	Because Netflix, they will never run out of news.
	It doesn't end there.
	It doesn't end there.
	Oh, no!
	How did they do that?
	You know what?
	Presents Hitler.
	I will watch that one.
	I will be watching that one.
	I think that should be a good story.
	I wonder who they'll put to cast the Jews.
	All the Jews will be Chinese people.
	And it'll just be like a retelling of the Asian hate.
	Oh, it's so good.
	That's so good, right?
	That is so, so good.
	That is so good.
	That is absolutely one of the best things I've ever seen in my entire life.
	That is one of the best things.
	However, however, it's also, I'm not even going to get into this.
	I do got to say this, though.
	You know, in all the funniness and everything that's going on there, we did talk about the fact that they were mad, right, about white people in our seasonings because they want to replace everything.
	This is not a joke.
	I came across this video where the black community is now complaining, which I didn't even know this was a black community thing.
	They're now complaining about the gentrification of crackers, literal saltine crackers.
	What?
	Never in my life did I ever expect anyone to gentrify saltine crackers, but here we are from an expected source, white people.
	Saltine crackers lying around.
	This is a great way to make use of it.
	Make this like oily, spiced mixture in a Ziploc bag.
	Dump in a bunch of saltine crackers, and then you let them fit overnight.
	Half and half olive oil and vegetable oil to use a full cup of olive oil is frankly expensive.
	You don't need it to all be that.
	Some of it can just be doing the like fattiness without all of the flavor.
	And then we're going to add a little bit of garlic powder and a little bit of Zahtar.
	We're going to seal up our bag and juzh that around.
	Saltine's going in the bag.
	I don't know what judging around is.
	And then juzhit.
	Juzhit.
	Movie magic.
	These guys have been sitting overnight.
	It has soaked up every last drop.
	We're just going to throw these in the oven.
	The oven is at 250, so quite low.
	Oh my gosh.
	They're so perfect.
	You might be surprised just how quickly these crackers.
	The only crime that was committed there was the fact that somehow I would spend 24 hours of my time involved in eating saltine crackers.
	Like I wouldn't rebake them.
	That is a crime, I admit, straight to jail.
	But remember, they were complaining about a lot of things, which we'll talk about in later segments, but now they're complaining about white people seasoning their crackers.
	Remember, it was that we didn't season?
	And now if this is, this is why I said white people can't win.
	Because if white people season, then they're gentrifying the food.
	If they don't season the food, then they're just white bland.
	There is a cracker section at the grocery store where you can choose regular plain crackers with salt or maybe not even anything on them.
	Just water crackers or crackers with a flavor on them or a barbecue flavor or salt and pepper flavor.
	Every different kind of flavor.
	We have been having flavors and seasoning on crackers for ever since I can remember.
	Well, it's what locals community put up right here.
	Love every person because not you.
	Diversity is our strength.
	You missed some pretty good ones as well.
	There's been some pretty good.
	There's been some pretty spicy memes in here.
	I know.
	Pretty funny ones.
	I know, I know.
	I haven't.
	Oh, is that this one too as well?
	Get lost, Whitey.
	We're trying to be diverse here.
	A children's book by Dicks on Diaz.
	By Dicks on Diaz.
	Some good shit there.
	Some good shit.
	I also want to say this too.
	So that's with that.
	But also some of the videos that I want to put in the lol section couldn't quite make it.
	So of course they get in the WTF section, which are videos that don't are funny, kind of, but also don't make sense.
	So it is what it is.
	Let's check it out.
	I want to be on whatever she's on.
	This looks like a crazy time, right?
	Kind of looks like that's like, that's when, that's like the purest Molly probably ever, huh?
	That woman's demon-possessed.
	No, she's on, she's on.
	No, look at her tattoo.
	Look at that tattoo.
	Oh, and she's got a little stick.
	Oh my.
	Uh-oh.
	No, that's just like, she's on like a combo.
	I don't understand.
	Like, she obviously wants to be feminine with a cute little pink floral dress on, but then her tattoos are so unfeminine.
	Like.
	It's a confusing time of life.
	Life is quite confusing for a lot of us.
	It's very confusing.
	That has nothing to do with anything we're about to talk about.
	But I wanted to show that because I thought, man, that is some serious.
	We've all seen it now.
	That is some serious stuff.
	In the weird parts here, this was really weird.
	This came out the other day.
	Madonna seems to be going through another mental health episode, right?
	She's been going through a lot.
	She was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
	And she did a dance.
	And is she recreating world copulation?
	Like, what is this?
	Like, I'm trying to, we're on YouTube right now, so I'm trying to use, this is when you go, huh?
	I'm trying to use words for YouTube.
	Okay, but this is where it just doesn't matter.
	I don't understand this.
	Is it like provocative for the sake of being provocative?
	Every time she tries to be polite, I don't understand.
	Oh my gosh.
	Yeah, so I didn't know what that exactly was about.
	That's why it's just in the WTF section.
	Yeah, but I don't.
	It's not even creative.
	She's like 64, right?
	Isn't she 64 years old?
	Let me look.
	I think she's very old.
	I think she is 64 years old.
	I really do.
	How old is Madonna?
	How old?
	64?
	How did you know?
	Because I looked it up the other day.
	Oh, wow, that was perfect.
	She's exactly 64.
	Yeah, it's like 64 years old.
	I feel like you should just.
	Where are your grandchildren, Madonna?
	And where are your, first of all, does she have kids in the beginning place?
	Well, I don't know.
	What sort of woman shows her bottom and pretends like she's licking something?
	Well, here's the deal.
	It's seriously perverted.
	It is weird.
	So this is also a video that I put in the WTF section.
	Chat, if you can help me understand what this means and if this is actually real.
	But like the Republican congressman that they all celebrate, George Santos, right?
	He's the first openly gay member of Congress.
	The drag queen one?
	Yes.
	He's a drag queen and he's a Republican.
	Further proof the Republicans are the solution, right?
	The Republican Party is a solution to feminism.
	It's a solution to the LGBTQ army.
	There was an update put out from Congress about the space suit from NASA that they're going to be using.
	And George Santos said that he had want to discuss with the public about the space program.
	And this was put out on a sitting congressman's Twitter account.
	I don't understand what I'm watching here.
	Watch.
	This is a member of the United States Congress, and you wonder why some countries hate us.
	Hey, everybody.
	So Congressman George Santos here, and I'm going to give the fashion review.
	The lunar suit, which, quite frankly, just debuted last week.
	I personally like it.
	I like orange, and I think it gives it a lot of personality.
	It's a pretty cool-looking suit.
	I know everybody's used to the whole white spacesuit and the whole floatiness, but I think the black is pretty sweet.
	I think the orange gives it a pop.
	They turned the spacesuits black.
	Now they're going to blend in with the night sky.
	Yeah, I think it was white so you could see them easily.
	Yeah, we're going to lose we're going to lose all of our spacemen.
	When they're on the wires in the movie studio, they want to be able to see them better.
	Yeah, shoot.
	That's why they have to put the bright orange.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I don't know about space.
	I have a lot of questions about it.
	To me, this video holds the same energy as that one boy with the long nails who was like, I'm in tenning with that redhead chick.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It is.
	Coffee coffee on the same energy.
	This is a congressman.
	Watch, it gets better.
	Oh, my gosh.
	And I quite frankly think this looks like the future.
	This is exactly what I expected when I thought we're coming out with a new spacesuit, but now it begs the question.
	Isn't it dark in the dark side of the moon?
	And why is this suit black?
	I understand that.
	what we wanted to know.
	What if the lights go out?
	So strange.
	Wait, wait.
	It's so strange.
	If we've been to the moon, this suit doesn't seem like it would work on the moon.
	So if they're using this suit to go to the moon, why would they make a suit that wouldn't work on the moon if we're really going to the moon?
	Hmm.
	I also love that he was like, this is exactly what I expected them to make.
	Have you been sitting up at night thinking about, I wonder what this spacesuit's going to look like?
	Correct.
	I guess he's really into costumes.
	Really into costumes.
	He's into the theater.
	Yeah, but it's just, something in me feels weird about it.
	It's about the suit or about this man.
	Everything.
	Yeah.
	Apparently, you know, and you know he, you know, he, like, what's funny is, is I'm not, like, this is not a drama show, and I don't really care about his drama with the Democrats and everything like that.
	But he did get caught, like, making big fudges on his, like, resume saying he went to, like, schools or something he didn't go to and stuff.
	But, you know, a conniving, self, self-interested gay guy, that's, that's, that shit happens every day.
	So that's all, that's not shocking.
	Yeah.
	It's not shocking.
	It's just the reality of what that is.
	Yeah, I'm so excited congress people are taking the time to explain spacesuits to us and the fashion and that they really love the color orange because they really love the color orange.
	Yeah, and that was that.
	And also, this is a kind of a sad story that I want to bring up, but it is in the WTF category.
	Really?
	So basically, we started with talking about TERFs in the trans community, and I'm bored of it by now, but there was this idea, right, that the trans people would be happy if we just affirmed them, right?
	Because they get so much crap and they're not recognized and stuff.
	So if we affirmed the trans community, they'd be happy.
	That was like, that was almost as funny as when they told us if we gave women equal rights, they'd be happy.
	Oh my gosh.
	Wow.
	That didn't work out too well.
	We're trying it again and it's still not working out.
	But there was this trans person who, like, she heard, you know, I'm going to say she, right?
	Because I thought this was an actual girl when I saw the commercial.
	She's this beautiful girl.
	And she got, you know, pushed up in United Airlines.
	She got put on a commercial.
	She got internet fame.
	She became a representative.
	She, right?
	She was recognized as a woman.
	She was presented as a girl.
	Well, the most validation a trans person could receive occurred.
	And this is not funny, so I'm not making a joke of this.
	So do not misquote me on this.
	I'm just bringing you the reality of what we're dealing with here.
	Trans flight attendant dead from suicide after being featured in United Airlines ad.
	As I take my final breaths and exit this living earth, Scott wrote on Instagram, I'd like to apologize to everyone I let down.
	I'm sorry I could not be better.
	This comes from post-millennial transgender flight attendant Kaylee Scott was found dead in her Colorado home just hours after posting Instagram.
	She was planning to end her life.
	Scott 25 gained notoriety.
	I think this is a boy, though.
	So I don't know why they're using female pronouns.
	But they say they want validation because they're attacked.
	And the only reason why they're killing themselves is because they're attacked.
	I bring up a very unpopular counter-argument.
	If you guys would be okay with this, everyone.
	Okay.
	You are not the first group of people to not be well accepted in society.
	You are not the first group to be demonized.
	Also, in terms of rights, you have more rights.
	In fact, the rights you want aren't even rights that we have.
	They're rights that aren't invented yet.
	Like, you want rights to taxpayer access to hormones that I don't even have access to.
	So you want rights I don't even have that are not rights.
	This is just excesses.
	You're saying if we accepted you and we integrated you more into society and gave you more rights, that would stop the mass suicide rate and that you guys would stop killing yourselves.
	I'd like to bring attention to exhibit A, black people.
	Last time I checked, they had some problems over the last several hundred years and I don't think they had as high of suicide rates.
	Are they killing each other?
	Perhaps in some places.
	Suicide?
	Trayvon ain't killing himself, right?
	That's not the argument there.
	Japanese people were literally, you know, put in internment camps.
	I'm just going with leftist, let's go with the leftist victim mindset here.
	Native Americans, right?
	I don't even know what a Native American is, but right?
	Are they killing?
	I mean, is it like a 63% suicide rate?
	I don't think so.
	And I think these trans people have it better in a lot of ways than any of these groups.
	And when you go to their profiles, it's all like split personality disorder, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety.
	I think we found the problem.
	We found the problem and it's not your trans.
	Correct.
	No, but we found the problem and it's not recognizing your identity.
	Y'all have mental problems.
	You're highly unstable people.
	And that's a different argument that we can figure out.
	Why are people increasingly unstable?
	Why are people increasingly don't know who they are?
	Why are they lacking in identity?
	These are real problems.
	But accepting a trans person or further integrating transgenderism is not going to solve the process and the problem.
	And it's not going to somehow prevent them from killing themselves.
	It's just not going to.
	No.
	And if it's about the reason we're killing ourselves is because we don't feel accepted, you have an entire month of celebrations, just like Black History Month.
	We have Gay History Month or whatever, Pride Month.
	We have festivals across the entire world in Australia, throughout in every state in the United States, in the UK, in all Western countries.
	We have parades to celebrate your sexuality.
	Every single company puts a flag out to show support to you.
	Every business, every company, people put it in their bios.
	To show that they so accept you, you will have people, even who aren't trans, say, my pronouns are she, her, and his pronouns are he, him, and yours are they, them, z, whatever.
	And we accept you.
	And to show that we don't want you to feel excluded or like different than us, we're also going to do the same things you do and pretend, you know, say what our pronouns are and all this kinds of stuff.
	You have never been more accepted ever.
	So yes, you've got to maybe consider that the reason you're suiciding is not because you're not accepted because that's just not the truth.
	No, it's not the truth.
	And on this next segment is from you guys.
	It's from the SOBs.
	You guys pick it.
	These are stories and questions that you guys want to talk about that you give directly on locals.
	let's listen to what you guys turned in um just on a brief note you guys had one of you guys had asked me if i would if i would ask the public their opinion on if the good guys won world war ii and And I did not expect it to go the way that it did.
	I asked this on, we got 112,210 votes on Twitter.
	Oh my goodness.
	Over 1.2 million views, and 42% said no.
	Oh my goodness.
	18% said not sure, and 40% said yes.
	And now I'm being accused of all types of things.
	not uncommon when you just try to ask an honest question or try to speak the truth in the world however it all said asking for a friend and then asked the question that You should have said that.
	That was the first mistake.
	I don't know what you guys think about this.
	And I don't know what the answers.
	I don't know if, like, so one half of groups said people are just trying to be edgy, right?
	Like, eudaimonia and people are like, oh, they're trying to be edgy and funny and just like, like, like trolling, like, no, Other people said that this is a failure of the school system, that the school system has not reinforced the Holocaust enough.
	And that they, because apparently, like, there's these videos that when like, when now when teachers have shown up on TikTok, like bring up Holocaust videos, everyone, when they have discussions, over half the class thinks it was fake.
	Really?
	Yes.
	In public schools.
	They think the Holocaust was entirely fake.
	Or just like lied about or exaggerated.
	Yeah.
	So they, so there's this huge argument on the left that there is a misunderstanding or that like the school, the school system hasn't done enough to teach about the Holocaust.
	I don't know how you could teach any more about it because other than the Holocaust, the only other thing I learned about was the British are coming.
	And I just wanted to know what was getting them so excited.
	Well, when we think about the history that we want to teach our kids, what's the most important parts of history that they need to know for growing up in society?
	Like, you want whatever country you live in, you want them to know the history of the country, to be able to appreciate their roots, where they've come from, you know, to understand the country that they live in and probably where the laws came from and the system, all that sort of stuff.
	But what things, yeah, like what's, I'm asking that question.
	Oh, like, what things?
	What do you think are the most important thing, aside from, like, your basic history of how the country came to be?
	I think that the way history is taught is to make Americans not think about history between the Civil War, which never happened, by the way, the Civil War and World War II, because, right, the Civil War wasn't real.
	It was two sovereign nations, and the North, they say the North weren't aggressors, right?
	That they were fired upon, yeah, when they occupied illegal territory.
	So there was a war between two people.
	And remember, the North largely used, the huge reason why the North won is because they used immigrants coming in and black people actually as soldiers in return for different reasons.
	So they weren't even using people who were here during the revolution.
	Like a lot of the people in the South, the leaders were all part of the same country.
	They wanted this autonomy.
	They ended up getting exhausted.
	They could have won.
	But you have this war.
	And they want you to think that the South were a bunch of angry black haters.
	And then the good guys won.
	And then there were these other guys.
	Then after they hated the blacks, then they hated the Jews.
	And then we saved the blacks and the Jews.
	And now the world's better.
	Except for the fact that the U.S. has killed maybe approximately 20 million people since World War II in wars and fights across the world.
	Perhaps it's possible.
	That number is debated.
	We created the UN.
	We've caused massive regime changes.
	We haven't won a proper war.
	Yes, maybe the Gulf War you can count as winning.
	Maybe you could count, you made sure there's some proxy wars, but for the most part, we really screwed up in World War II.
	We know that we screwed up in World War II, and we allowed leftism.
	We caused the whole Cold War.
	And now we have leftist infiltrators taking over our own nation internally.
	And banks have taken control of the world again.
	I mean, I don't really know what happened in the war, but I do know that there's this arc to simplify history.
	We became a nation to fight the British, and then we saved black people, and we released the Jews from the camps.
	And now accept the life you have for you and chop your kids' balls off.
	Because that's what America's about.
	So, and by the way, I was going to show a video today in the WTF section that was about like that they're looking like 13-year-olds do like sexual drag dancing.
	But I don't want to show that on the show.
	Even though we show gross stuff, I don't want to show kids dancing sexually ever again on the show.
	Okay?
	It's someone's got to protect the kids.
	Yes, I'm not, it's like those people should be executed by the state that are taking advantage of children.
	And a story, but like, it's just the truth.
	Now, if something's like not exactly sexual, it's just like inappropriate or something.
	Okay, fine, we'll still show it and discuss it and talk about it.
	But, like, if the kid is the one doing it, right?
	Like, so if there's an adult and adults, like there's a kid in the back and the adults dancing sexually, okay, fine.
	That adult's the pervert.
	Why is there a kid there?
	But it's like a 13-year-old doing drag and like doing splits and like sexual moves and stuff on the stage and like bondage gear.
	What the fuck is going on?
	What?
	Yeah, now it's going viral.
	I just don't want to show it because it's not necessary.
	It's not necessary.
	It's just not necessary.
	We have some good news, though, which we will get to later, but you guys did send this story in.
	This is really crazy.
	So this is pretty crazy.
	Now, I did bring this up a while ago.
	There is this, University of Helsinki has a very prestigious world ceremony.
	That is the 30 new honorary doctorates to be conferred in the Confirmant Jubilee.
	This is where they honor basically the top thinkers, Obama, right?
	Obama.
	Like Obama.
	And I'm all for it.
	Let's give Obama more awards, right?
	I hope.
	I think he doesn't have enough.
	He needs to drone strike some more brown children before I'm willing to give him another award.
	Come on, Obama.
	But right, they have like, you know, they have five, the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine to confer five honorary doctorates, right?
	Wolfgang Bormanaka, professor, head and chair of Department of Pathology.
	Makes sense.
	I don't know what name of these people did, right?
	So you have some Finnish person, Katie Haka, professor, doctor of medicine.
	It makes sense.
	You're giving the doctor of medicine this veterinary award and stuff.
	So cool.
	But what was crazy was, is when you scroll down, right?
	Philosophy, these are professors of translators, faculty of science and technology.
	And then in theology, you have Rito Alturnimer, Maria Limon, Department of World Service, Lutheran World Federation.
	You have the Vice Dean for Research Faculty, Arts and Humanities, about church history, right?
	You expect, right?
	These guys have big careers.
	But guess who gets the honorary doctor of theology?
	You'll see that right there.
	Wow.
	Greta Thunberg.
	Greta Thunberg.
	Unbelievable.
	Is getting an honorary doctorate in theology.
	Now, you're never going to believe.
	See, we added Dilbert to the diversity coalition, right?
	We don't have a lot of the diversity coalition here, but we added Dilbert.
	Now, I couldn't get Greta, I couldn't get Greta on the show again because she's in Helsinki.
	Getting an award.
	She's in Helsinki.
	But I did run in to one of her family members.
	Oh, shh.
	Oh my gosh.
	I can't believe it.
	I did run into one of her family members.
	Okay.
	Who's here?
	What did you say?
	What's that second?
	Who is that?
	Who is that?
	Oh, wait, hold up.
	Who is that?
	Let me see.
	She's willing to come out here.
	Everyone, if you put a big round of applause.
	A round of applause in the chat for a special little guest.
	Come on, everyone.
	I can't hear you.
	It's Greta Downberg.
	Greta!
	What the heck?
	Any questions for Greta Dawnberg?
	First question would be.
	Any questions?
	How do you feel about Greta Thunberg getting this award?
	Greta Dawnberg, ladies and gentlemen, is on the show with us today.
	Yeah, Greta, how do you feel?
	Does she speak Swedish or English?
	I don't know.
	I have a brother.
	Her name is Tari.
	And he walks like a compartment part of the dialectic, so I think that's okay.
	And as we know, for people that say, oh, are you making fun of Down syndrome people?
	Fuck you.
	You ableist shit.
	Greta Downberg?
	Because she's from Down Unda.
	Okay?
	She's from Australia.
	Oh, she looks, how does she look?
	Want to be a linguist?
	Greta Thunberg.
	She looks like Greta Thunberg.
	And, oh, but what was that voice you made?
	Have you ever tried?
	She's a baby.
	She knows her mouth is full.
	She's eating.
	They're always, see, her cheeks are her face is swollen because she's all food in her mouth.
	So, Greta Downberg, ladies and gentlemen, this is fucking awesome.
	Honestly, this is so cool.
	Her favorite band.
	Do you know what her favorite band is?
	The chat said?
	Oh, what?
	Syndrome of a Down.
	I've never heard of that band.
	Never heard of that band.
	I'll take this chromosome, double it, and give it to the next person.
	You are wicked.
	He's a wicked boy.
	He's a wicked boy.
	Oh, someone said Elijah likes to play with dolls.
	True, true story, true story.
	We'll see you on locals in a second.
	For the rest of these, for the, we will do, we're going to do one more segment here on YouTube.
	I do encourage you to start heading over to Rumble and heading over there as we finish the show on Rumble and on locals.
	So if you're watching on YouTube, we do some segments that are too spicy for YouTube.
	And so we like to put them out there.
	I just put a link in the description as well if you're on YouTube and you want to head over there and finish a show with us.
	But as I like to end on YouTube and I like to show something positive, let's look at some wins.
	Let's look at something nice.
	Let's have a little change of environment.
	Well, it looks like there's some positivity.
	So there was this dog that was given up to the shelter and it was separated from its puppies.
	Okay?
	This dog was separated from its puppies.
	And the dog wouldn't speak to anyone.
	It was kind of violent.
	It was sad.
	It just stayed in the corner.
	It didn't move.
	And they found a way to find out where they got abandoned from the dog and to get the puppies back to the dog.
	And they decided that they were going to get the puppies to rightful owners to save the puppies and also reunite this dog with its puppies.
	You will never see a happier video.
	Who's that?
	Yeah.
	What is it?
	Oh!
	Look at his other puppies.
	There's nothing quite as precious as puppies, right?
	I mean, who's not into the puppies?
	Who's not into this stuff?
	Who doesn't love a good little puppy story?
	Wasn't that actually a nice win?
	Wasn't that so positive?
	I did this whole segment for you, too.
	And because I'm also kind of fucked up in my humor, this is somehow going to make it into this also makes it into this segment.
	This is a win, by the way.
	Remember those stories where people were like, it was racism.
	This person left a pile of poop on my doorstep and it was racism.
	And then it was like, no, no, it wasn't.
	It was just someone just accidentally left their dog poop on the doorstep or whatever.
	I feel like these things like, no, they hate us.
	They persecute us.
	They burn our flags.
	And we go, no, no, we're not doing that.
	We're not burning your flags.
	But I actually think it's true.
	It's a foreign nation.
	It's a communist flag.
	And we don't fly flags of communism.
	Yeah.
	Okay?
	We don't fly communist flags.
	And people go, oh, it's such a boomer take.
	No, it's not.
	It's not.
	The right wing is the only wing I know that, like, you guys are still posting boomer shit.
	It's like, you guys just post swastikas and Hitler stuff all the time.
	You're like, yeah, they took their ideas, repackaged them successfully, and are taking over the world.
	Meanwhile, you're stuck on Telegram posting your memes that you think are edgy and funny, getting yourself suspended on every major platform, having no voice anywhere, and going, yeah, but we got the point across.
	Name them!
	Name them!
	And you're like, if you want to get your ideas across and you think that certain ideas were good, but they've had a bad reputation, repackage them like the left does.
	They repackage communist intersectional ideas and they've re-brought them into every institution and they've taken over the entire West.
	Okay?
	So they did a pretty good job at that.
	Meanwhile, we're shit posting, which I agree is cool and I like shit posting in general, but the people that are really serious about it don't seem to be very serious to me because they're not really thinking about ways to win.
	They just want, it's like, they just want people to say stuff to say stuff.
	It's like they would rather have a commentator they like destroy their whole career for the sake of saying something somewhere than thinking about how to win, right?
	Or even asking how to win or how to support them or how to like go in that direction.
	And I'm just like, I want to win.
	I want to win.
	I really do want to win.
	On that note, I want to win, and we're going to be talking to you guys because there's nothing greater than a little baby with their puppy.
	And we're going to finish the show out on Rumble.
	But of course, make sure that you go to liveshaefer.locals.com because we'll explain to you why this is the final show, what that means, and maybe a little bit of what's happening next.
	And we love you guys.
	We support you guys for supporting the show.
	This has been a hell of a last few years of ups and downs for all of us in this entire country.
	But we're motherfucking going to keep going because we're not going to give up.
	And we're never going to let bullshit get in the way of all of us thriving in our life.
	I will see you over for the last two segments of the show on Rumble.
	Make sure that you head over there right now.
	Links in the description.
	Let's go.
	All right.
	We are here on Rumble only.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Like I said, if you're joining here, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
	You can follow me on Twitter and you can follow me on locals.
	I'm also joined and continually be joined if you're just joining the live now by my co-host, KezQueen Thetis.
	She's there, Crocson, on Instagram.
	Okay, this is the part of the show.
	I would say this is the part of the show that's 18 and older, right?
	I just think like, I mean, like 16, let's say it's 18 and older.
	And it's not like intentionally gross, but this is the segment.
	I saw it, so you have to as well.
	And if you are a kid, please do not watch this if you're under 18 or whatever age that is in your country.
	As you know, only 60% of our audience is American.
	Do you know that?
	Only 60% of our audience is American.
	Where's everyone else from?
	Canada and Australia mostly.
	And Germany.
	Yeah, we have a huge, yeah.
	We have a huge, I think, like almost 10% of our audience is Canadian.
	Really?
	And we have like almost 10% that's Australian.
	Wow.
	It's pretty crazy.
	I know.
	We only have a little over half is American, but that's awesome.
	I didn't know that.
	So, whatever the age is in your country for watching this kind of stuff, it's bad and it's horrible.
	it's slightly offensive i like how uh the the chat's like hello gay tube gays because it's going up All the people are transferring over from YouTube right now.
	Hey, GayTube Gays.
	Yeah, welcome to Rumble.
	Welcome to Rumble.
	Those of you that made the jump, I'm really happy.
	Those of you that are in Locals, we actually have our biggest locals live right now.
	1,300 people watching live in Locals.
	Mine says 1,900.
	It does?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	1,972 is what it says on mine.
	I've never seen that many people in locals before.
	Mine says 56 now.
	56 people?
	Yeah.
	No.
	I don't know if mine's.
	I'm going to take a shower.
	Checking in on LA.
	Checking in on LA.
	Streets of Los Angeles, a friend of our show, and also one of the accounts was reminding me not to come back to LA.
	He posted this video.
	Driving through LA on Sunset Boulevard.
	This is right by where we lived in Hollywood, right down the street here.
	this we just looked at his penis If that's where you were looking, then that's your fault.
	I was thinking about the fact that this is just, remember, your kids are in the car.
	You're just driving.
	And this is what's going on in LA.
	I told people people are just pulling their dicks out, peeing on you.
	Like, you just walk, if you're a fetish pee porn, people will just like pull their dick out and piss on you on the side of the street.
	I am not joking.
	It is a real deal.
	People are constantly pulling their dicks out on the streets in LA and they're peeing everywhere.
	It smells like urine on every single street.
	And you go, oh, is it just in the back roads?
	No, it's not.
	It's there, too.
	It's disgusting.
	Remember that one guy who threw the bucket of poo on that lady?
	Oh!
	That was the most disturbing.
	Oh!
	No, don't show it.
	Don't, we're not, we don't need to show you.
	Do you mean she was walking from her car and he took a hot bucket of diarrhea and dumped it on her head and then poured hot diarrhea all over her and she was freaking out and had to go to the hospital and stuff?
	She got disease from that or something.
	Yes.
	That's that is seriously traumatic.
	How do you tell someone that story?
	Like, oh, sorry, boss, I was late to work because I was, you won't believe this.
	I was just walking and this man just grabbed this bucket of poo and threw it on me.
	So I had to go to the hospital.
	It's like.
	Well, I'll tell you this.
	I was talking to David Wolfe and he was talking to me about how the tetanus shots they give you.
	That's why they want you to take boosters actually like mess with your hormones and everything like that.
	Like how like the tetanus shots are actually bad, the vaccines, tetanus vaccines.
	Like that's why they're always like trying to, you know, no matter what.
	Vaccines are bad?
	Well, I don't know.
	We'll get into that.
	But I just know that they're always trying to get you to take a tetanus vaccine.
	On top of that, I don't know if this is even necessary to put in the show.
	I have to think about it.
	This is just a reminder for you guys.
	This is the segment called I Saw It So You Have To As well, right?
	So that's, it's like, I can't unsee.
	That's what it's called.
	But this is also a reminder to make good decisions.
	This is a reminder to make good decisions.
	I'm going to play this video one time.
	And then we're cutting it.
	Okay.
	And then we're not watching it again.
	Because it's going to disturb everyone right now.
	It's very disturbing.
	And it goes with a story.
	It goes with a story that we're going to be covering in this section.
	Get your hands ready, everyone, to cover your eyes.
	Oh my gosh.
	Ah!
	Look away!
	Stop, stop, stop.
	You said we're only saying it one time.
	It was replayed.
	It's not my fault.
	The video repeats three times.
	I was just playing the video once.
	Okay.
	Just a reminder, make good decisions.
	That was definitely a butt plug, and that was pretty crazy.
	However, I need to see if I can type this in here.
	Let me see if I can get this up.
	Okay.
	But this did just come.
	This is to remind you.
	He knew that she was putting that in his mind.
	This is to remind you.
	No, this is to remind you of how crazy these chicks can get sometimes.
	Don't forget this story from last year when a woman was caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes inside a butt plug.
	And then she was, and then she was subsequently, I think, kicked out of her.
	I don't know if this is the same story.
	She was kicked out of her school because she had like racy images online and she was like using the butt plug with her boyfriend's dead ashes.
	Her boyfriend died, was cremated, was put inside of a butt plug, and the butt plug was inserted inside her.
	Yeah, yeah, here it is.
	Here it is.
	An Australian law student was caught passing through airport security with her dead boyfriend's ashes hidden in a wearable sex toy.
	Oh, Sarah Button.
	Oh, you can't make that up.
	No way.
	No way.
	Sarah Button23 was about to board a flight in the United Arab Emirates while wearing a butt plug in her late lover's favorite place.
	And when security officials raised alarms, she said, they took me and my friend aside without much explanation.
	She said she was forced to call her dad to help her from the Australian embassy.
	And she had, the intention was initially a joke because he'd spent so much time in there and it was his favorite place.
	I mean, cheers to you, mate.
	Question for the chat.
	Question for the chat.
	Yes.
	You get caught with your boyfriend or girlfriend's dead ashes in your butt plug inside of your butt.
	And you need to call one of your parents to come and rescue you from customs.
	Are you calling your dad or your mom?
	That's a good question.
	I would want to call my mom, but I feel like my dad would be able to handle the situation unemotionally.
	But I would probably be more embarrassed to tell my father than my mom.
	I think geez, somebody posting phallic surgeries in penis surgeries.
	Look, I don't know.
	Basically, I said, why would you be in that situation?
	I wouldn't.
	I possibly wouldn't be in that situation.
	But if I die, would you put me in a butt plug?
	I thought, no, no, darling.
	I don't believe in cremation.
	Okay, but speaking of this, I don't believe in cremation either, unless it's for disease for some reason.
	But here's the deal.
	So, speaking of you, back to the original, like the trans people, there was a city council in San Francisco and city council meeting, and this individual, Jordan.
	the joker doing back there yeah jordan the joker decided to give a this is in a city council in a government meeting decided to give a speech or explain their struggle in life This is real.
	I could not believe this.
	I literally could not believe this was real.
	My name is Jordan.
	My pronouns are she, her, or they, them.
	Regarding the Place for All report or the concrete place for all, you haven't run my clock yet.
	I think it's a waste of fucking time.
	We all fucking know, and we've known for a long time that it's cheaper to give people a home than have a shelter-focused system.
	We wasted our time for two fucking hours with this.
	This report and the whole place for all legislation is just political and bureaucratic masturbation of these bougie reactionary organizations like RescueSF and homeless hating shitheads like Michael Schellenberger, Michelle Tandler, Tom Wolf, Ricky Wynn, and other Twitter trolls and armchair experts.
	The city needs to do what they do in Santa Clara County to address this issue, where they get vacant apartments to put formerly homeless people in with wraparound services, of course.
	We can't let shelter be a permanent solution for both first-time homeless and those who aren't successful in PSH, as was discussed in the hearing yesterday.
	We need more fucking apartments all over the city for homeless people, not containment zones with bullshit rules run by politically connected crooked contractors like Urban Alchemy.
	I also think that PSH should be forced on the outer sunset near the beach and Joel and Guardio should have to take it like a big boy.
	I also think that the shelter-first modalities that have been discussed are also transphobic because if I was still in shelter, I wouldn't have been able to recover from my cunt being installed last year.
	I need to be in my apartment for a recovery.
	Y'all need to sit down, shut up the fuck up, and listen to us and listen to every piece of prior peer-reviewed data that housing first is better than shelter first.
	This is a waste of all our fucking time.
	I yield my time.
	Fuck you.
	Pleasant.
	I think they were able to get their message across and I think everyone there walked away feeling like this is a respectable person.
	We should really listen to them.
	They've made some good points.
	I honestly have no idea what they said.
	Me neither.
	So, yeah.
	So that's what it is.
	And that being said, their next videos are from the category of observations we make where we're not allowed to have an opinion.
	But we just go, hmm.
	We just think about it.
	We just think about it.
	Everyone.
	I got broken.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped for it.
	Ain't nobody getting tempered.
	Ain't nobody getting tempered.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped.
	Ain't nobody getting tempered.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Cause I told you.
	Uh-oh, my God.
	Greta Downberg, ladies and gentlemen.
	Greta Downberg.
	She's going to be, she's not on here for right now.
	So on our last segment that ended up getting deleted everywhere, that's only available on locals.
	We obviously went a little too hard on certain groups of people.
	And we have to be careful because we're not allowed to be, apparently.
	So the reality was when we were talking about people washing food, right?
	That these people wash their food, their chickens, etc., right?
	It's not just in the sink and chicken.
	It's also vegetables.
	This is a woman washing her collared grains with soap in the bathtub.
	Look at that.
	If you don't clean your greens like this or your chicken, then don't eat them.
	They got to be cleaned thoroughly.
	All the bugs and mud and dirt that's being informed.
	Look at all that.
	Look at all that shit cleaning.
	Thank you, Mama, for putting in that work, child.
	Okay.
	Can I just say this?
	Yes, you can say it.
	Part of me is not against cleaning vegetables.
	I think I wouldn't do it with soap because that's lots of chemicals, but I do believe that all the pesticides and the different things that they spray in our vegetables isn't good.
	But I would do like water and baking soda or something like that.
	I've seen different ways where you can wash your fruits where it kills different bugs and things like that.
	So I do think it's probably good to wash your vegetables and your fruits before you eat them because of all kinds of chemicals and people who have touched them and stuff like that.
	But I probably would take it to a different method and I don't think I would use soap.
	Yeah, no, I just want to say, no, because what I was saying was, was that the argument was, no, black people don't wash their food like that.
	And I was saying they do.
	And then, of course, every black person doesn't understand.
	We're talking about black Americans.
	And there's all these people that are like gaslighting.
	They're like, you know, I know black people all over the world.
	They don't do that.
	Yeah, dude.
	Because in America, we're the best nation in the world.
	We only think about ourselves.
	That's why we do this, okay?
	We won the victory.
	We released the Jews from the Holocaust, okay?
	We did.
	We stopped it.
	And we blew up Nagasaki.
	We committed greater war crimes in Japan, but we don't talk about that because we got to talk about the Nazis.
	And also, we sort of continually emboldened in the theater, in the European theater, the USSR, and sort of created the problem of modern communism and embolden that we still fight today with the CCP.
	But, hey, you know, let's continue to focus on this.
	But one of the other arguments people were making was like, okay, well, maybe you're going to talk shit and say that we do wash our food, but who's being, who's, who is pushing all the drag children?
	Like, who's behind most of that?
	And I admit, that is mostly crazy white moms that I actually blame the fathers because you never see any dads at the shows.
	They're always with their gay best friend.
	It's always these white women.
	Where are the dads?
	I don't know.
	And they're with their gay best friends at these drag shows with their kids.
	Oh, the women are with their gay friends?
	Yeah, white women only.
	But should women have gay best friends?
	No.
	I would say no.
	No.
	I think the idea of having too many friends too once you're married can be detrimental.
	But I also said, yes, that's true.
	But degeneracy is not a racial problem.
	There's degeneracy.
	They were saying like basically black people are leading the case.
	And I just wanted to play this video.
	I'm not allowed to say anything, but.
	It's not, it's like, you know, there's, it's not a racial problem.
	There's a problem across the board of people that don't understand that children are not sex toys.
	You know, when they go, we live in a rape culture.
	Stop teaching men to rape and objectify women.
	And I always wondered, who's teaching boys to rape?
	Who's teaching boys to objectify women?
	And that's where I'll leave it.
	That's the truth about that.
	Anyways, he's just a kid.
	That's the tiniest little boy I ever saw.
	I know, I know, I know.
	People learn their behavior from other places.
	It's true, but we can all do better.
	And guys, of course, like I said, we got an announcement.
	We got to talk to you guys.
	This is our final show.
	We are going on a break.
	Who knows when tell?
	Who knows what's next?
	Who knows if there's next?
	Who knows what's going on?
	But we do want to talk to you and we do love you guys.
	And we thank you guys for supporting us.
	And we'll see you over at Locals in a moment here.
	You guys are absolutely amazing.
	And we got to have a conversation.
	We got to talk.
	We got to be there.
	So to all the locals, SOBs, don't go anywhere on Locals either because we have a good time with you guys.
	We'll see you there in just a moment.
	And to all of the people at Rumble, make sure you subscribe.
	Thank you guys so much.
	We love you guys.
	Maybe we'll see you soon.
	Fellow retards.
	All right, where are we at here?
	So obviously, you know, there's been a lot that's, there's been a lot that's gone on in the last, what, four years, five years since we started the show?
	And I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever taken like a proper, like I've taken some vacations, I've taken some time, but I am dedicated to this.
	And what you will find is like throughout the years, through the next five years, a lot of people will drop off, right?
	A lot of people will expect you to drop off, me to drop off, but we never will drop off because we will remain strong.
	We will remain resilient.
	Our community will never be stronger.
	But we spend a lot of time on this show, you know, talking about, I think, like a few themes.
	It's like the world is crazy.
	We've got to look at it and be upfront about it.
	Sometimes we're crazy and we've got to be upfront with our own actions and our own life and we've got to work on our own selves.
	But most importantly, sometimes we've got to make some changes and we've got to practice what we preach, right?
	Like I was always talking about how I hated fat fucks and also talking about how I needed to like, you know, we should probably like get God pilled and seek God.
	But I was like needing to do more of that in my own life.
	So what did I do?
	I got healthier.
	I've gotten vices under control in my life.
	I'm in literally the best physique.
	Like I'm actually putting on proper weight.
	Like I'm actually one of the strongest I've ever been.
	Like it's really crazy actually.
	And I've literally never had a better life being out here around family and around family and around the people that we love as we had already for a long time had a December trip planned to come out here to visit family.
	And then shocker, for some reason, I didn't need to be in Dallas anymore.
	So we've decided to hang out here for a little while longer because you guys know that, right?
	I mean, a few years ago, my mom died.
	My family kind of completely fell apart after that.
	I'm just going to be completely transparent on that with you guys.
	I don't really have any like any like like back home in the in the States.
	I don't really have like a grounding and it's really sad, but I have an amazing family out here in Australia that just said we love you and Kez and you guys, it's been years and years.
	And it's not like we weren't around them for the last few years because we chose, right?
	We weren't, it's not like we just chose to stay in America and go, oh yeah, fuck you, my family.
	I don't want to see them.
	We couldn't get here.
	Because up until October, you had to be vaccinated to get here.
	And I don't know if you know about it, but it's very expensive here and hard to get here and expensive to get here all at the same time.
	It's like 30-hour flights.
	And it's been nice, right?
	And so we've been here.
	It's not that we're here permanently.
	I don't live here permanently.
	I plan on coming back to the United States.
	I plan on eventually starting a brand new show.
	But as I've told you, we need to put a pause onto things for a second.
	We need to put a pause onto things.
	And the reason why is because at a certain point, you've got to practice what you preach.
	Or you've got to, you've got to go in the right direction, start choosing the right things and living out what you decide you want to live out on.
	And so I'll let you guys kind of guess on what you think the, what you think is about to happen in the coming days here and what we're about to go through.
	I know a lot of you guys are guessing new car.
	And you would be right.
	We bought an Audi.
	We bought an Audi.
	I'm so thankful for this.
	I'm so thankful.
	I could get a theology degree.
	No, but, um, but, but no, what, uh, but the truth of the matter is we're really excited to tell you guys, um, we're really excited to tell you guys what?
	This is going to come as a really big shock to everyone because no one has any idea about this.
	You guys have never guessed it or wondered, but we are.
	We are what?
	We're about to have a kid.
	Like in like right now, like there's doctors outside.
	Like we are literally about to have it.
	I'm pregnant.
	No, but you guessed it.
	Not just pregnant.
	A full-blown pregnant.
	Two weeks past my due date pregnant.
	Correct.
	Two weeks past the due date because we're going fully natural and we're not trying to do induction.
	And it's very normal.
	Her mom was like 18 days late.
	People that go natural, induction is kind of a rare, it's a modern thing that actually causes greater cramping and problems.
	But we're literally having our first kid legitimately.
	And we wanted to have the kid around our family because I just don't have the family and support back home to have that kid, right?
	I know I have a lot of loving family members, but they're not all over the place and we're not really like united like that.
	We don't really have that closeness.
	And Kez's family is together and really awesome.
	And we were so thrilled that we're expanding our family and we're having either a baby Kez or a baby Elijah.
	Guess in the comments, I want to know.
	We know what we're having.
	We do know what we're having.
	We will reveal that after the baby arrives.
	We don't know.
	We either have a baby Kez or a baby Elijah.
	So what do you think?
	What do you think?
	Our first baby.
	And the best part is you can tell who it looks like by the nose.
	So that's all I'll say.
	You can literally see the nose.
	You can see that it's perfect little form baby with the exact nose of one of us.
	And you can tell what personality they're going to take after, considering that they're two weeks past their due date and not on time.
	So there's somebody who also is never on time to anything.
	And so the baby 100% takes off to someone's personality.
	So there's someone in the room.
	There's someone there.
	Yeah, but we've been really excited.
	And one of the reasons why, as believe it or not, I'm still one of the classic people that don't believe on blasting your personal life everywhere.
	But we are so grateful for you guys.
	And the incredible thing too is that in taking this break, one of the main reasons why I'm taking this break is a few reasons.
	Nobody deserves attention and love more than Kez in the entire world.
	The last few years with BLM and everything going on have literally been insane.
	And I've wanted to start a family, but work and different things have not allowed it.
	Obviously, still mourning my mom and just those types of things.
	It's just been a really tough few years.
	And we got together and we decided it's time.
	It's time.
	I'm 29.
	You're 19.
	No.
	Yeah.
	I don't know where that rumor got out that I married you when you were like 18 or something like that.
	That never happened.
	But, you know, but you're there and we wanted to expand it.
	But I want to give the attention and the time.
	And then I want to come back.
	And I want to, I'm going to rethink everything from the ground up with the shows, with who we're working with, with the kind of approach that we're doing and the guests and everything.
	I want to put my attention because it's kind of been, you know, hard since we went independent.
	It's been a massive challenge.
	And being in another country and doing all these things, it's been a lot.
	And, you know, it's not like when I went independent, things were just suddenly like gravy for our whole country.
	Like our country's still kind of fucked up and everyone's still kind of a piece of shit.
	And so navigating all of that and trying to still keep things in the right direction, it's been a huge blessing.
	And I've never been more at peace.
	And I've never been so freaking excited for a little tiny non-binary they, them who's going to pick their gender.
	They're going to pick their gender.
	They're going to be a he, they, she, it.
	And I'm really excited.
	I'm really excited.
	And they're going to pick their gender.
	And we don't know if it's going to be a boy.
	We don't know if it's going to be a girl.
	We're just going to, we'll go with the masculine up front.
	We'll say it's a, maybe it's a he, and we'll just be fine.
	But then if it wants to be a she, then it's a she.
	But I'm so excited.
	And here's what, here's what's for you guys.
	So so one of the main things is that you guys are wondering, okay, so it's like, okay, but I'm a part of locals.
	I'm a part of this community.
	I'm supporting you.
	I know times, you know, times are tough.
	And you're like, yeah, the baby's, hey, it's not a boy or a girl.
	It's a black baby.
	Woo!
	But on the side note, what does this mean?
	So I'm going to make things better, actually, for locals.
	I'm making things better for you guys.
	And I need you guys to stick with us because I'm not just like taking time off.
	When you're doing things naturally, you have to take a few days off to let the stress go down and let cortisol go down.
	So I've got to unplug from, you know, from making shows.
	Kez does as well.
	And we've got to let the baby come naturally.
	So pray that the baby comes peaceably and very healthy because we want a healthy kid, not retarded like his father.
	So this is this.
	And not retarded like her mother.
	It's true, right?
	I mean, like, we don't, we have some problems.
	You and I need to have some issues.
	And so we want the baby, whether it's a boy or girl, to not take after certain aspects of their parents.
	But we do want the baby to love to love this.
	And yes, and no, we don't believe in all that extra medical stuff.
	I'm not going to get into private medical decisions of our children and what's going on.
	But I will say that we're going to be completely natural here and have a great approach and continue to pray for this.
	But for you guys, when I come back, when we come back from the break, I'll let you guys all keep up with you guys.
	I said you guys will get some cigar streams.
	We'll continue the community.
	I'll be connected with you.
	Locals is where I'm going to be mostly connected.
	I'll be putting a few things up on social media because I have to because it's my job and there's a few things that I need to do in the meantime that I already agreed to do.
	But for the most part, we're going to be kind of unplugging, disconnecting, and celebrating this new season of life.
	And everyone said, congratulations to your new baby, you know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And so it is.
	Oh, and Ethan said his wife and are having their first baby in August.
	Congratulations to that as well, Ethan and all of you guys.
	And they said, show me the belly.
	Okay.
	But just so you know, I'm 100% wearing Elijah's clothes because nothing fits me.
	So.
	All right.
	This is for you guys.
	And don't screenshot it.
	This is a really hard work.
	I usually help her out of the seat, to be completely honest, every show.
	Here we go.
	There you go.
	That is the belly.
	Is that we're not going to see the actual belly?
	You want to see it?
	Those aren't stretch marks.
	Those are just from the turous.
	So there you go.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Oh, my gosh.
	And so we really want to see it go in a positive direction.
	So if you want, if you have any ideas, if you have any ideas for us, Energy is Perfect that you guys want us to do while we're gone, if you want to see the show go in a different direction, if you want us to work with anybody in particular, I got to say, things are awesome.
	This is our OnlyFans account, and we are live streaming her birth, full vaginal view for the locals.
	So that's what you guys get.
	That's what you pay for, and that's what you get.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And I just want to thank you guys for supporting us because you guys don't understand without locals, we could not be making this show.
	We could not continue the work.
	And I swear, it's like, it's so easy for any of us to focus on the negativity, right?
	And I mean this genuinely, like for every one of you guys, you think that you want to, you know, you don't want the negativity in your life.
	It's like, man, if I had just had this person's problem or this person's problems, like maybe you have health issues, maybe it's your family issues.
	Maybe you have relational issues.
	Maybe you've committed a crime.
	Maybe you have money issues.
	And you go, man, if I just didn't have this issue, remember this.
	The best thing we can do in this time is submit to the God, surrender to the Lord, which is a constant daily thing, and learn to ask the Lord for help and growth and to celebrate the things that God does provide.
	God gives provision.
	God has, you know, every day that we eat, we need to be thanking the Lord.
	And we need to be praying for the next generation.
	We really need to be praying.
	So I hope that my content can grow as a father.
	I hope that we can grow as a mom.
	I hope that we can grow with you guys.
	It was one rule.
	One rule, and you broke it.
	Oh, someone said I'd not watch that, Elijah.
	Yeah, as if that would be what would really happen.
	But we are, we are the SOB cult, and we will, I think, I think officially now, we can literally get through anything.
	Because, you know, I was talking to Tucker Carlson's team the other day.
	It's like, I still stay connected in the U.S., right?
	I still, I was going to go on, I was supposed to go on Tucker's show the other day.
	It didn't work out, kind of another country, and just didn't work out.
	But like, I like, and I'm coming back, and I really appreciate it.
	But we'll come back with one little extra Schaefer who may make appearances on the show and maybe the newest member of the Diversity Coalition if they're black.
	But I'm really excited.
	And actually, we won't be slowing down when we come back.
	Oh, my gosh.
	This is so weird.
	But to all of you guys, we really are.
	And it's been such a blast.
	And I think, as you've been patient with me, going independent, I don't think there's anyone that's been more successful going fully independent that's at this size or has gone through what we've gone through over the years.
	They try to put me in jail.
	They still are.
	Okay?
	So they still, they try to put, they're trying to put me in jail to this day.
	And everyone who supports Trump, they're going to try to destroy.
	Look what they did with James O'Keefe.
	Look at what they did to James O'Keefe.
	I mean, it's crazy.
	But guess what?
	We're winning and we're going to keep winning.
	And we're going to have it so good.
	And you guys are not even going to believe it.
	We have George Santos in office and black space suits and shit.
	Like, this is good stuff.
	So I'm really excited.
	Maybe the baby turned black.
	Maybe it's a Netflix adaption of a child, right?
	Maybe we have a Netflix adaption.
	But I really appreciate it.
	I will read.
	I guess we have super chats here that I'll read from you guys.
	From Alex Lindquist said, I'm going to miss causing havoc, but I know you guys need a break.
	And I'm really looking forward to the stream again.
	Don't go anywhere.
	Also said, John, thank you, Alex.
	I really appreciate it.
	John Boy Max said, love you.
	I don't know why my phone pictures are 70% slightly offensive.
	Pack your shit.
	We also have Grifter Grifting No More.
	Last show for a while.
	Praying for y'all.
	He put this one up.
	Do almost anything for a dollar, but no gay shit.
	This is the gayest show in the history of shows.
	Also, Netflix adaption.
	Oh, wow.
	They guessed it.
	They knew it.
	Oh, my.
	The baby does have a helmet.
	That's actually true.
	That's actually true.
	The George says says, thanks for the entertainment and building the online community.
	Worth talking to.
	Yeah, don't go anywhere on locals because this community is barely getting started.
	And they even told me that on the locals community that we're doing one of the best in terms of new communities.
	They said, like, our engagement is like double.
	So our cancellation rate is half of normal.
	Our engagement is double as normal.
	And even though obviously we're not the biggest, like Rakeda has one of the most massive in general, like things.
	He's been live streaming for a long time.
	We've only been live streaming since October, really.
	So this has been barely going on, actually, like late October.
	So we're really happy.
	I'm really happy with the show growth and just how you guys have come around and what's been going on.
	The George says, this sounds like my dad telling me why my mom never came back.
	Saint Jay said, can you name the kid after me?
	Yeah, Saint J.
	The George just says, buy him or her a stuffed monkey and name it George with this money.
	Okay.
	And then MK Tomrich said, many blessings, all your new lives.
	That's so awesome.
	And Trad Katzumer said, God bless you too.
	We love you guys.
	And TJ Sherrod said, consider this this first child support payment.
	Thank you.
	What a great time, guys.
	I think this is the most we ever had watching on locals as well.
	And that's my goal is to make locals more a part of the show when we come back.
	Like how we have so much of the show on YouTube.
	And then we have so much on locals.
	I mean, on Rumble, and then we kind of just been dicking around on locals.
	My goal is to make locals a huge portion of this community, a bigger portion, a bigger show, a bigger, a bigger, you know, like not just like those people that are like, thank you for subscribing, my OnlyFans.
	I want to remind you, I saw this image and it was convicting to me.
	It was really convicting, right?
	Which was like, a lot of female creators do this.
	And I refuse to do this myself.
	But, you know, they'll like, they'll be like, oh, I have like a Patreon.
	Like, you should sign up or whatever.
	And you're like, okay, like, what do I get with the Patreon?
	Let me see if this is it.
	Oh, yeah.
	It kind of reminds me of this, right?
	They're like, they're like, OnlyFans, get the rest at OnlyFans, get the rest.
	And then you look up their name on the internet and it's like, Mia Khalifa, Mia Khalifa Stepmom, 83,000 videos.
	Mia Khalifa Anal, 177,000 videos.
	You're like, why am I signing up for this?
	If everything is free on the internet, why do I join?
	I can look at your, I can look at, there's 267,000 videos of Mia Khalifa's blow jobs.
	Thank you, but I'll just skip the sign up part and go straight to the hub.
	Wow.
	And that's a lot of what people do, right?
	Creators like, oh, join and you can get an extra one minute of my pinky toe, which you can get it.
	I hope everyone was watching and ready to screech on that.
	I don't know why it looks so yellow on the screen.
	Looks pretty calloused.
	It's not even.
	I do have.
	Elijah, there are people who do have foot fetishes.
	My foot was fine.
	But I want to integrate this more and do this more, which means like it is possible, like even long term, like I really do love this, that we will keep growing this community because you guys have been so incredible and it's been so fun.
	They have also belly fetishes, people said, too.
	Oh, no.
	I'm one of them, Kez, they said.
	And their stream is lagging.
	So, that being said, I will see you guys next.
	Hopefully, soon I will continue.
	I'll probably be on a cigar stream before the baby comes.
	So we'll probably be having some connections in the future.
	But if the baby comes in the next couple of days, please pray that we, we would really, really appreciate your prayers.
	We obviously have never been parents before.
	I have never given birth before.
	This is a first time for both of us.
	And we would really, really love prayer.
	And like I said, we're two weeks past our due date and this baby is not wanting to come out.
	And Dilbert will be in the delivero.
	And that's why all the people, remember, people are always going to talk shit, but I'm about to have a little shit.
	Join the family.
	And I'm really excited for it because you better believe that this little baby is going to be the most famous mother trucker in the whole world.
	What is this?
	Incoming.
	Oh, it's going to be my life soon.
	Incoming.
	Oh, and we're already here.
	There you go.
	Wow.
	That was fast.
	Yours are very fast.
	Yeah.
	You guys are very fast.
	Anyway, I love you guys.
	Spread the word from the bird if you must.
	Until we return, stay tuned on locals for what's next.
	We'll be around and we'll grow the family with a much bittersweet and loving idea.

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