March 26, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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We are going to, we're not going to be making shows for a while.
I'm not entirely sure what's next.
And I'll explain it to you guys later on in the show on locals and kind of give you the backstory and always give you guys an understanding because it's not all bad news.
It's not all bad news.
But it's real.
We are going not to making shows for right now.
I'm joined in the studio, as we'll get to that in a moment, by my guest and co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
It's not that important, though, right now, because we will get into that.
But it has been a crazy year.
It has been a wild time.
It's been a wild three, four years, I would say, for all of us.
Like, you know, we all got locked down.
We all got placed into the most dystopian set of years of our lives, forcibly, you know, told that if we didn't take an experimental injection, that we wouldn't be able to work.
We got told that we were enemies of the state, that we were all bad, and then everyone went back to normal and pretended like nothing happened, and it's all okay.
But I don't forget the people that harmed us.
I don't forget the people that attacked us and our country.
I don't forget the people that have come against and tried to destroy all of our lives.
And so we're going to give one hell of a last show right here.
And I never thought on the show that we would be defending feminists because she decided to give a speech in New Zealand about giving women a voice and allowing women to speak.
And it turns out in 2023, the left is now protesting feminists.
This is absolutely insane.
Look, this is what happened in New Zealand when she tried to give a speech.
She's left, by the way.
She's liberal.
This is what happened.
So that's her down there in the middle.
In the blonde.
I think that's her.
Right down the glasses.
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I love that the women police officers are leading the front.
So this is something that I didn't, but this is something I didn't understand.
So she's actually campaigning for, she's been a staunch feminist for many years.
She's an activist, and she's been campaigning for women to have a voice and women to speak up.
And it's actually just, it's not an anti-trans rally.
It's called Let Women Speak.
It's a rally about giving women the voice and equality.
And they are now the center of actual terrorist far-left attacks where a bunch of men dressed up in dresses, no pun intended, attacked the event.
And it tripped me out so much because it was like she was saying, oh, hey, we feel like men are making it unfair and making the world a violent place for us and that we're unsafe.
And then to prove that that's not true, to prove that that's not true, the left did this.
Yes, but they have radical leftists just like every Western country.
They have very strong communist intersectional groups.
Now, what's funny is that the group that organized the counter-protest obviously made a comment that the news backed up and said there was, you know, there was no violence at the event, right?
They said Tamaka Makura demonstrated its values today and stood up to the vile anti-trans hatred of Pazzi Parker.
That's the same person.
The thousands of Aucklanders who came out to stand in solidarity with the trans community sent a clear message to Parker that intolerance will not be tolerated.
Now what's crazy is intolerance will not be tolerated.
Yeah, and I think she's the chat is saying that she's British, but I also mean that my whole point was, and I'm glad you picked it up, that's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
But Parker's subsequent withdrawal from her Wellington event demonstrates the power of community organizing and solidarity and showing her that her hateful views are not welcome here.
Right, but no one was covering this story internationally, but it's so important.
And the reason why it's important is because this is one of my favorite things, is that Auckland Pride unequivocally stands by peaceful protest as a means of counter-protest and does not endorse any physical violence regardless of extent of injury caused.
There's a narrative quickly taking hold amongst anti-trans groups and individuals that Parker abandoned her event because of violence from our community.
We reject this narrative.
We are of the firm belief the demonstration of unity, celebration, acceptance alongside joyous music, chanting, and noise of 5,000 supporters was too loud to overcome.
And just a reminder, just a reminder, this is what they said was peaceful protests.
But look, she's standing in front of a sign that says, let women speak.
And I have to make this claim here, and I need to be serious about this.
Because, well, I do I will defend her right to speak.
I would like to say to all of the moderate feminists out there, this is where your ideology leads.
Okay?
Because look, and this is where the right wing is interesting to me.
Because, like I've said multiple times on the show, I won't go so deep into it.
We are big feminists on the right wing.
They're very big in feminism.
Trust me, it's very big in feminism.
And then they wonder why we get to this when the whole point about equality was to let women speak.
Well, here's the reason why.
When you, at the very basis of society, undermined the God-given roles of culture, it doesn't mean we don't make mistakes.
You can backtrack.
You can ask for forgiveness.
We can correct ourselves.
But when we universally come together and agree that a woman's place is not in the home, and of course, they'll say, oh, but there's exceptions.
There's always been women nurses, women teachers.
Sure, sure, sure.
And of some of the Mexicans coming over the border, some of them are good, I suppose.
But they're still sending their rapists.
They're still sending their drug dealers and their murderers.
And so my point is, is it saying, yes, there are always some exceptions to the rule, but when you lie and you say that women will be the happiest outside of the home and you push a society that tells women, go to school, get a career, don't have kids till later, you are engineering a social order that actually tells people in your society that God's way is the wrong way, that we can redesign any way we want, and we will go against biology,
we will go against the social order, we will go against our own species.
So why would you expect if you take feminism and go against the natural order of life of all centuries, of every civilization, they all got it wrong about women, from Jesus Christ to Gandhi to Buddha to Hitler, all the way back to your favorite people like Joan of Arc, right?
These are everyone in society had a structural misunderstanding of women and we got it right in the 60s.
No, we changed the natural order of things.
And so the natural progression from not halting that is that it gets more and more extreme.
And anybody watching this knows our sinful nature is deceitfully wicked.
Our minds are very dark and deep.
Who can know what depth of wickedness we're capable of?
And so it's like the standards are set and you change the goalposts and now you're mad that someone else is changing them.
And that's why we don't change the goalposts because we don't want shit like this happening.
I don't want a woman getting tomato sauce thrown at her head, but I also don't want her there fighting men in dresses.
We could have stopped this decades ago, but we didn't and now they're confused why.
And there was one where they were roasting Pamela Anderson.
And there was a bunch of men and Pamela Anderson.
And then there was another one where there was a bunch of men and there were some other women.
And I got really sad because when they were roasting Pamela Anderson and this other woman, their roasts were like, oh, you know, this guy's the only man that Pamela Anderson wouldn't have sex with.
Or that woman, she's so old, her ovaries are dried up and she will never have kids.
Ha ha, you know, all this sort of stuff.
And it's like, in the way that the world is today, where women want equality and fairness, that's totally fair game.
If you put yourself up there and say, yeah, I'm going to be part of the roast, it's fair game to make fun of whatever.
But I don't think that men and women are equal.
And I don't think that women can be roasted the same way that men can.
Like when they're like joking about the boys, like, oh, boy, you're whatever, this, that, and the other, and make a roast to one of the men.
The men are just like, aha, whatever.
But the women are like, that's so sad that she's never going to have kids or that she's slept with just about every single man.
That's so sad.
And it's like, even when it's like, okay, is it right or wrong to hit a woman?
If she's punching a man, hitting him, whatever, and he hits back, is that right or wrong?
Well, in today, it's equal, fair is fair.
If she's hit him, you know, men and women are the same, right?
So he can hit back.
But I don't actually believe that men and women are the same.
And I don't, like, I could hit Elijah as many times as I want and not even cause a bruise, but one punch and my skull will be cracked.
That's just the reality.
So this whole thing of equality, even with the way that men want to roast women on these shows, even though it's like, well, I mean, you can't complain if you go out and put yourself out there.
But I just don't, I just don't think men and women are the same and they shouldn't be doing the same things in society.
And this is where people don't understand is because, you know, most importantly, I've seen the destructive nature of feminism.
And I've seen when young people go and they fight this road to not have children, to not have a career.
Like Sarah Silverman is like, well, like 58, has no children and had her career.
It's like, okay, that's fine, but you have no legacy.
You have nothing to work towards.
And that also goes for men, too, right?
When we're building a family, it's so important to build a family.
That's one of the most vital things to do.
It's one of the most attacked or one of the most destructive forces as well in nature, right?
A lot of people grew up in broken homes.
They're adopted or they have, you know, just problems at home and then they end up kind of screwed up.
But the people that I know that are the most stable grew up in stable houses, period.
I don't know anybody in my life more stable than young men and women who grew up in those houses.
And they usually have a pretty good trajectory in life.
But people like this are the product of humanity.
Humanity always heads in this direction.
And it always comes down to killing those as a justification for what you think is the sins of humanity.
Because when you reject Christ, when you reject the blood of God, then you feel like you have to find some other meaning.
And that meaning will always come in the form of another religion, of another belief system.
And that belief system will always require blood in order to continue.
That's why we have abortion, because it requires blood sacrifice for the sexual revolution.
And now for the gender revolution, it's still about death to all of these turfs.
It's still, they celebrate this and they desire it because it is a covenant set up that if we literally, in order to find redemption, would need to have blood.
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Well, we've got to not just talk about the sad part.
We've got to laugh a little bit.
We've got to get to our next segment of laughing a little bit.
Sometimes life is funny in a very darkly disgusting way.
So I was reminded watching this, right?
I was thinking, these people have been unchecked.
Like, we've seen what mental illness can do.
And this video resurfaced of a TV show during COVID, like reuniting people during COVID.
I'm more than willing to be hateful and divisive if I have to be in life.
But this was not my, I didn't do this.
I'm not, I'm stupid and I'm a little bit retarded, but not, this is full-blown AIDS retarded and I'm not there yet.
So to me, like reminding you of like, how did we get here?
Like I said, the progression of feminism.
Like when you start rejecting reality, there is no greater rejection of reality.
The elites literally got us to believe that if we put masks on and plastic between us, that we wouldn't get the virus.
And if we only shopped at Walmart and Target and didn't shop at small businesses, and if we didn't go to work and took their handouts, that we'd be okay.
Now banks are literally collapsing at greater rates, almost as great of rates since the Great Depression.
Multiple banks are on the verge of liquidating their assets.
They're all being held on this weird middle ground.
You should look at what's actually happening right now.
It's pretty radical.
So we're in a massive fallout.
There's an extremely, we even saw too, by the way, that the lockdowns might have killed more people than they saved.
And it's like, you want to know how we got here?
We got here slowly and steadily, and it's not even slow anymore.
They're having you hugged between plastic bags in a studio and make you think that you're following science.
But even look, the plastic bags aren't even air and his breath.
If he faces over this way, the air, they're not even wearing masks.
So how this is it's so silly just to have like, oh yeah, we'll just put a little door of plastic here and a little door of plastic over here and I'll come over here and hug you and I'll walk over here and breathe and come over here and do this.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with cross-racial acting.
Like, I think if a black person wants to play a white person, if for some reason they have the exact same facial structure or there's something that the casting director said.
If someone was really good at acting, but they needed a Chinese person, it would be totally fine to put sticky tape at the end of their eyes, pull their eyes back, and act out.
Fren and Frazier, one best actor, putting on a fat suit.
Totally fine.
But this is like where they're not trying anymore.
And that's what I meant.
Even with the trans movement, if they were trying, it might make sense.
Like, if they look like women, you have a strong case.
But when like some dude just puts a clip in his hair and says he's a woman, like if a man says he's a woman and I can't tell he's a man, I think you're making a pretty strong case for yourself.
That is absolutely one of the best things I've ever seen in my entire life.
That is one of the best things.
However, however, it's also, I'm not even going to get into this.
I do got to say this, though.
You know, in all the funniness and everything that's going on there, we did talk about the fact that they were mad, right, about white people in our seasonings because they want to replace everything.
This is not a joke.
I came across this video where the black community is now complaining, which I didn't even know this was a black community thing.
They're now complaining about the gentrification of crackers, literal saltine crackers.
The only crime that was committed there was the fact that somehow I would spend 24 hours of my time involved in eating saltine crackers.
Like I wouldn't rebake them.
That is a crime, I admit, straight to jail.
But remember, they were complaining about a lot of things, which we'll talk about in later segments, but now they're complaining about white people seasoning their crackers.
Remember, it was that we didn't season?
And now if this is, this is why I said white people can't win.
Because if white people season, then they're gentrifying the food.
If they don't season the food, then they're just white bland.
Apparently, you know, and you know he, you know, he, like, what's funny is, is I'm not, like, this is not a drama show, and I don't really care about his drama with the Democrats and everything like that.
But he did get caught, like, making big fudges on his, like, resume saying he went to, like, schools or something he didn't go to and stuff.
But, you know, a conniving, self, self-interested gay guy, that's, that's, that shit happens every day.
Yeah, I'm so excited congress people are taking the time to explain spacesuits to us and the fashion and that they really love the color orange because they really love the color orange.
And also, this is a kind of a sad story that I want to bring up, but it is in the WTF category.
Really?
So basically, we started with talking about TERFs in the trans community, and I'm bored of it by now, but there was this idea, right, that the trans people would be happy if we just affirmed them, right?
Because they get so much crap and they're not recognized and stuff.
So if we affirmed the trans community, they'd be happy.
That was like, that was almost as funny as when they told us if we gave women equal rights, they'd be happy.
We're trying it again and it's still not working out.
But there was this trans person who, like, she heard, you know, I'm going to say she, right?
Because I thought this was an actual girl when I saw the commercial.
She's this beautiful girl.
And she got, you know, pushed up in United Airlines.
She got put on a commercial.
She got internet fame.
She became a representative.
She, right?
She was recognized as a woman.
She was presented as a girl.
Well, the most validation a trans person could receive occurred.
And this is not funny, so I'm not making a joke of this.
So do not misquote me on this.
I'm just bringing you the reality of what we're dealing with here.
Trans flight attendant dead from suicide after being featured in United Airlines ad.
As I take my final breaths and exit this living earth, Scott wrote on Instagram, I'd like to apologize to everyone I let down.
I'm sorry I could not be better.
This comes from post-millennial transgender flight attendant Kaylee Scott was found dead in her Colorado home just hours after posting Instagram.
She was planning to end her life.
Scott 25 gained notoriety.
I think this is a boy, though.
So I don't know why they're using female pronouns.
But they say they want validation because they're attacked.
And the only reason why they're killing themselves is because they're attacked.
I bring up a very unpopular counter-argument.
If you guys would be okay with this, everyone.
Okay.
You are not the first group of people to not be well accepted in society.
You are not the first group to be demonized.
Also, in terms of rights, you have more rights.
In fact, the rights you want aren't even rights that we have.
They're rights that aren't invented yet.
Like, you want rights to taxpayer access to hormones that I don't even have access to.
So you want rights I don't even have that are not rights.
This is just excesses.
You're saying if we accepted you and we integrated you more into society and gave you more rights, that would stop the mass suicide rate and that you guys would stop killing yourselves.
I'd like to bring attention to exhibit A, black people.
Last time I checked, they had some problems over the last several hundred years and I don't think they had as high of suicide rates.
Are they killing each other?
Perhaps in some places.
Suicide?
Trayvon ain't killing himself, right?
That's not the argument there.
Japanese people were literally, you know, put in internment camps.
I'm just going with leftist, let's go with the leftist victim mindset here.
Native Americans, right?
I don't even know what a Native American is, but right?
Are they killing?
I mean, is it like a 63% suicide rate?
I don't think so.
And I think these trans people have it better in a lot of ways than any of these groups.
And when you go to their profiles, it's all like split personality disorder, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety.
And if it's about the reason we're killing ourselves is because we don't feel accepted, you have an entire month of celebrations, just like Black History Month.
We have Gay History Month or whatever, Pride Month.
We have festivals across the entire world in Australia, throughout in every state in the United States, in the UK, in all Western countries.
We have parades to celebrate your sexuality.
Every single company puts a flag out to show support to you.
Every business, every company, people put it in their bios.
To show that they so accept you, you will have people, even who aren't trans, say, my pronouns are she, her, and his pronouns are he, him, and yours are they, them, z, whatever.
And we accept you.
And to show that we don't want you to feel excluded or like different than us, we're also going to do the same things you do and pretend, you know, say what our pronouns are and all this kinds of stuff.
You have never been more accepted ever.
So yes, you've got to maybe consider that the reason you're suiciding is not because you're not accepted because that's just not the truth.
These are stories and questions that you guys want to talk about that you give directly on locals.
let's listen to what you guys turned in um just on a brief note you guys had one of you guys had asked me if i would if i would ask the public their opinion on if the good guys won world war ii and And I did not expect it to go the way that it did.
not uncommon when you just try to ask an honest question or try to speak the truth in the world however it all said asking for a friend and then asked the question that You should have said that.
I don't know if, like, so one half of groups said people are just trying to be edgy, right?
Like, eudaimonia and people are like, oh, they're trying to be edgy and funny and just like, like, like trolling, like, no, Other people said that this is a failure of the school system, that the school system has not reinforced the Holocaust enough.
And that they, because apparently, like, there's these videos that when like, when now when teachers have shown up on TikTok, like bring up Holocaust videos, everyone, when they have discussions, over half the class thinks it was fake.
So they, so there's this huge argument on the left that there is a misunderstanding or that like the school, the school system hasn't done enough to teach about the Holocaust.
I don't know how you could teach any more about it because other than the Holocaust, the only other thing I learned about was the British are coming.
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And I just wanted to know what was getting them so excited.
Well, when we think about the history that we want to teach our kids, what's the most important parts of history that they need to know for growing up in society?
Like, you want whatever country you live in, you want them to know the history of the country, to be able to appreciate their roots, where they've come from, you know, to understand the country that they live in and probably where the laws came from and the system, all that sort of stuff.
But what things, yeah, like what's, I'm asking that question.
I think that the way history is taught is to make Americans not think about history between the Civil War, which never happened, by the way, the Civil War and World War II, because, right, the Civil War wasn't real.
It was two sovereign nations, and the North, they say the North weren't aggressors, right?
That they were fired upon, yeah, when they occupied illegal territory.
So there was a war between two people.
And remember, the North largely used, the huge reason why the North won is because they used immigrants coming in and black people actually as soldiers in return for different reasons.
So they weren't even using people who were here during the revolution.
Like a lot of the people in the South, the leaders were all part of the same country.
They wanted this autonomy.
They ended up getting exhausted.
They could have won.
But you have this war.
And they want you to think that the South were a bunch of angry black haters.
And then the good guys won.
And then there were these other guys.
Then after they hated the blacks, then they hated the Jews.
And then we saved the blacks and the Jews.
And now the world's better.
Except for the fact that the U.S. has killed maybe approximately 20 million people since World War II in wars and fights across the world.
Perhaps it's possible.
That number is debated.
We created the UN.
We've caused massive regime changes.
We haven't won a proper war.
Yes, maybe the Gulf War you can count as winning.
Maybe you could count, you made sure there's some proxy wars, but for the most part, we really screwed up in World War II.
We know that we screwed up in World War II, and we allowed leftism.
We caused the whole Cold War.
And now we have leftist infiltrators taking over our own nation internally.
And banks have taken control of the world again.
I mean, I don't really know what happened in the war, but I do know that there's this arc to simplify history.
We became a nation to fight the British, and then we saved black people, and we released the Jews from the camps.
And now accept the life you have for you and chop your kids' balls off.
Because that's what America's about.
So, and by the way, I was going to show a video today in the WTF section that was about like that they're looking like 13-year-olds do like sexual drag dancing.
But I don't want to show that on the show.
Even though we show gross stuff, I don't want to show kids dancing sexually ever again on the show.
The right wing is the only wing I know that, like, you guys are still posting boomer shit.
It's like, you guys just post swastikas and Hitler stuff all the time.
You're like, yeah, they took their ideas, repackaged them successfully, and are taking over the world.
Meanwhile, you're stuck on Telegram posting your memes that you think are edgy and funny, getting yourself suspended on every major platform, having no voice anywhere, and going, yeah, but we got the point across.
Name them!
Name them!
And you're like, if you want to get your ideas across and you think that certain ideas were good, but they've had a bad reputation, repackage them like the left does.
They repackage communist intersectional ideas and they've re-brought them into every institution and they've taken over the entire West.
Meanwhile, we're shit posting, which I agree is cool and I like shit posting in general, but the people that are really serious about it don't seem to be very serious to me because they're not really thinking about ways to win.
They just want, it's like, they just want people to say stuff to say stuff.
It's like they would rather have a commentator they like destroy their whole career for the sake of saying something somewhere than thinking about how to win, right?
Or even asking how to win or how to support them or how to like go in that direction.
And I'm just like, I want to win.
I want to win.
I really do want to win.
On that note, I want to win, and we're going to be talking to you guys because there's nothing greater than a little baby with their puppy.
And we're going to finish the show out on Rumble.
But of course, make sure that you go to liveshaefer.locals.com because we'll explain to you why this is the final show, what that means, and maybe a little bit of what's happening next.
And we love you guys.
We support you guys for supporting the show.
This has been a hell of a last few years of ups and downs for all of us in this entire country.
But we're motherfucking going to keep going because we're not going to give up.
And we're never going to let bullshit get in the way of all of us thriving in our life.
I will see you over for the last two segments of the show on Rumble.
We only have a little over half is American, but that's awesome.
I didn't know that.
So, whatever the age is in your country for watching this kind of stuff, it's bad and it's horrible.
it's slightly offensive i like how uh the the chat's like hello gay tube gays because it's going up All the people are transferring over from YouTube right now.
Hey, GayTube Gays.
Yeah, welcome to Rumble.
Welcome to Rumble.
Those of you that made the jump, I'm really happy.
Those of you that are in Locals, we actually have our biggest locals live right now.
Do you mean she was walking from her car and he took a hot bucket of diarrhea and dumped it on her head and then poured hot diarrhea all over her and she was freaking out and had to go to the hospital and stuff?
Okay, but speaking of this, I don't believe in cremation either, unless it's for disease for some reason.
But here's the deal.
So, speaking of you, back to the original, like the trans people, there was a city council in San Francisco and city council meeting, and this individual, Jordan.
the joker doing back there yeah jordan the joker decided to give a this is in a city council in a government meeting decided to give a speech or explain their struggle in life This is real.
I could not believe this.
I literally could not believe this was real.
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My name is Jordan.
My pronouns are she, her, or they, them.
Regarding the Place for All report or the concrete place for all, you haven't run my clock yet.
I think it's a waste of fucking time.
We all fucking know, and we've known for a long time that it's cheaper to give people a home than have a shelter-focused system.
We wasted our time for two fucking hours with this.
This report and the whole place for all legislation is just political and bureaucratic masturbation of these bougie reactionary organizations like RescueSF and homeless hating shitheads like Michael Schellenberger, Michelle Tandler, Tom Wolf, Ricky Wynn, and other Twitter trolls and armchair experts.
The city needs to do what they do in Santa Clara County to address this issue, where they get vacant apartments to put formerly homeless people in with wraparound services, of course.
We can't let shelter be a permanent solution for both first-time homeless and those who aren't successful in PSH, as was discussed in the hearing yesterday.
We need more fucking apartments all over the city for homeless people, not containment zones with bullshit rules run by politically connected crooked contractors like Urban Alchemy.
I also think that PSH should be forced on the outer sunset near the beach and Joel and Guardio should have to take it like a big boy.
I also think that the shelter-first modalities that have been discussed are also transphobic because if I was still in shelter, I wouldn't have been able to recover from my cunt being installed last year.
I need to be in my apartment for a recovery.
Y'all need to sit down, shut up the fuck up, and listen to us and listen to every piece of prior peer-reviewed data that housing first is better than shelter first.
I think I wouldn't do it with soap because that's lots of chemicals, but I do believe that all the pesticides and the different things that they spray in our vegetables isn't good.
But I would do like water and baking soda or something like that.
I've seen different ways where you can wash your fruits where it kills different bugs and things like that.
So I do think it's probably good to wash your vegetables and your fruits before you eat them because of all kinds of chemicals and people who have touched them and stuff like that.
But I probably would take it to a different method and I don't think I would use soap.
Yeah, no, I just want to say, no, because what I was saying was, was that the argument was, no, black people don't wash their food like that.
And I was saying they do.
And then, of course, every black person doesn't understand.
We're talking about black Americans.
And there's all these people that are like gaslighting.
They're like, you know, I know black people all over the world.
They don't do that.
Yeah, dude.
Because in America, we're the best nation in the world.
We only think about ourselves.
That's why we do this, okay?
We won the victory.
We released the Jews from the Holocaust, okay?
We did.
We stopped it.
And we blew up Nagasaki.
We committed greater war crimes in Japan, but we don't talk about that because we got to talk about the Nazis.
And also, we sort of continually emboldened in the theater, in the European theater, the USSR, and sort of created the problem of modern communism and embolden that we still fight today with the CCP.
But, hey, you know, let's continue to focus on this.
But one of the other arguments people were making was like, okay, well, maybe you're going to talk shit and say that we do wash our food, but who's being, who's, who is pushing all the drag children?
Like, who's behind most of that?
And I admit, that is mostly crazy white moms that I actually blame the fathers because you never see any dads at the shows.
They're always with their gay best friend.
It's always these white women.
Where are the dads?
I don't know.
And they're with their gay best friends at these drag shows with their kids.
And guys, of course, like I said, we got an announcement.
We got to talk to you guys.
This is our final show.
We are going on a break.
Who knows when tell?
Who knows what's next?
Who knows if there's next?
Who knows what's going on?
But we do want to talk to you and we do love you guys.
And we thank you guys for supporting us.
And we'll see you over at Locals in a moment here.
You guys are absolutely amazing.
And we got to have a conversation.
We got to talk.
We got to be there.
So to all the locals, SOBs, don't go anywhere on Locals either because we have a good time with you guys.
We'll see you there in just a moment.
And to all of the people at Rumble, make sure you subscribe.
Thank you guys so much.
We love you guys.
Maybe we'll see you soon.
Fellow retards.
All right, where are we at here?
So obviously, you know, there's been a lot that's, there's been a lot that's gone on in the last, what, four years, five years since we started the show?
And I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever taken like a proper, like I've taken some vacations, I've taken some time, but I am dedicated to this.
And what you will find is like throughout the years, through the next five years, a lot of people will drop off, right?
A lot of people will expect you to drop off, me to drop off, but we never will drop off because we will remain strong.
We will remain resilient.
Our community will never be stronger.
But we spend a lot of time on this show, you know, talking about, I think, like a few themes.
It's like the world is crazy.
We've got to look at it and be upfront about it.
Sometimes we're crazy and we've got to be upfront with our own actions and our own life and we've got to work on our own selves.
But most importantly, sometimes we've got to make some changes and we've got to practice what we preach, right?
Like I was always talking about how I hated fat fucks and also talking about how I needed to like, you know, we should probably like get God pilled and seek God.
But I was like needing to do more of that in my own life.
So what did I do?
I got healthier.
I've gotten vices under control in my life.
I'm in literally the best physique.
Like I'm actually putting on proper weight.
Like I'm actually one of the strongest I've ever been.
Like it's really crazy actually.
And I've literally never had a better life being out here around family and around family and around the people that we love as we had already for a long time had a December trip planned to come out here to visit family.
And then shocker, for some reason, I didn't need to be in Dallas anymore.
So we've decided to hang out here for a little while longer because you guys know that, right?
I mean, a few years ago, my mom died.
My family kind of completely fell apart after that.
I'm just going to be completely transparent on that with you guys.
I don't really have any like any like like back home in the in the States.
I don't really have like a grounding and it's really sad, but I have an amazing family out here in Australia that just said we love you and Kez and you guys, it's been years and years.
And it's not like we weren't around them for the last few years because we chose, right?
We weren't, it's not like we just chose to stay in America and go, oh yeah, fuck you, my family.
I don't want to see them.
We couldn't get here.
Because up until October, you had to be vaccinated to get here.
And I don't know if you know about it, but it's very expensive here and hard to get here and expensive to get here all at the same time.
It's like 30-hour flights.
And it's been nice, right?
And so we've been here.
It's not that we're here permanently.
I don't live here permanently.
I plan on coming back to the United States.
I plan on eventually starting a brand new show.
But as I've told you, we need to put a pause onto things for a second.
We need to put a pause onto things.
And the reason why is because at a certain point, you've got to practice what you preach.
Or you've got to, you've got to go in the right direction, start choosing the right things and living out what you decide you want to live out on.
And so I'll let you guys kind of guess on what you think the, what you think is about to happen in the coming days here and what we're about to go through.
No, but, um, but, but no, what, uh, but the truth of the matter is we're really excited to tell you guys, um, we're really excited to tell you guys what?
I don't know where that rumor got out that I married you when you were like 18 or something like that.
That never happened.
But, you know, but you're there and we wanted to expand it.
But I want to give the attention and the time.
And then I want to come back.
And I want to, I'm going to rethink everything from the ground up with the shows, with who we're working with, with the kind of approach that we're doing and the guests and everything.
I want to put my attention because it's kind of been, you know, hard since we went independent.
It's been a massive challenge.
And being in another country and doing all these things, it's been a lot.
And, you know, it's not like when I went independent, things were just suddenly like gravy for our whole country.
Like our country's still kind of fucked up and everyone's still kind of a piece of shit.
And so navigating all of that and trying to still keep things in the right direction, it's been a huge blessing.
And I've never been more at peace.
And I've never been so freaking excited for a little tiny non-binary they, them who's going to pick their gender.
They're going to pick their gender.
They're going to be a he, they, she, it.
And I'm really excited.
I'm really excited.
And they're going to pick their gender.
And we don't know if it's going to be a boy.
We don't know if it's going to be a girl.
We're just going to, we'll go with the masculine up front.
We'll say it's a, maybe it's a he, and we'll just be fine.
But then if it wants to be a she, then it's a she.
But I'm so excited.
And here's what, here's what's for you guys.
So so one of the main things is that you guys are wondering, okay, so it's like, okay, but I'm a part of locals.
I'm a part of this community.
I'm supporting you.
I know times, you know, times are tough.
And you're like, yeah, the baby's, hey, it's not a boy or a girl.
So I'm going to make things better, actually, for locals.
I'm making things better for you guys.
And I need you guys to stick with us because I'm not just like taking time off.
When you're doing things naturally, you have to take a few days off to let the stress go down and let cortisol go down.
So I've got to unplug from, you know, from making shows.
Kez does as well.
And we've got to let the baby come naturally.
So pray that the baby comes peaceably and very healthy because we want a healthy kid, not retarded like his father.
So this is this.
And not retarded like her mother.
It's true, right?
I mean, like, we don't, we have some problems.
You and I need to have some issues.
And so we want the baby, whether it's a boy or girl, to not take after certain aspects of their parents.
But we do want the baby to love to love this.
And yes, and no, we don't believe in all that extra medical stuff.
I'm not going to get into private medical decisions of our children and what's going on.
But I will say that we're going to be completely natural here and have a great approach and continue to pray for this.
But for you guys, when I come back, when we come back from the break, I'll let you guys all keep up with you guys.
I said you guys will get some cigar streams.
We'll continue the community.
I'll be connected with you.
Locals is where I'm going to be mostly connected.
I'll be putting a few things up on social media because I have to because it's my job and there's a few things that I need to do in the meantime that I already agreed to do.
But for the most part, we're going to be kind of unplugging, disconnecting, and celebrating this new season of life.
And everyone said, congratulations to your new baby, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so it is.
Oh, and Ethan said his wife and are having their first baby in August.
Congratulations to that as well, Ethan and all of you guys.
And so we really want to see it go in a positive direction.
So if you want, if you have any ideas, if you have any ideas for us, Energy is Perfect that you guys want us to do while we're gone, if you want to see the show go in a different direction, if you want us to work with anybody in particular, I got to say, things are awesome.
This is our OnlyFans account, and we are live streaming her birth, full vaginal view for the locals.
And I just want to thank you guys for supporting us because you guys don't understand without locals, we could not be making this show.
We could not continue the work.
And I swear, it's like, it's so easy for any of us to focus on the negativity, right?
And I mean this genuinely, like for every one of you guys, you think that you want to, you know, you don't want the negativity in your life.
It's like, man, if I had just had this person's problem or this person's problems, like maybe you have health issues, maybe it's your family issues.
Maybe you have relational issues.
Maybe you've committed a crime.
Maybe you have money issues.
And you go, man, if I just didn't have this issue, remember this.
The best thing we can do in this time is submit to the God, surrender to the Lord, which is a constant daily thing, and learn to ask the Lord for help and growth and to celebrate the things that God does provide.
God gives provision.
God has, you know, every day that we eat, we need to be thanking the Lord.
And we need to be praying for the next generation.
Yeah, as if that would be what would really happen.
But we are, we are the SOB cult, and we will, I think, I think officially now, we can literally get through anything.
Because, you know, I was talking to Tucker Carlson's team the other day.
It's like, I still stay connected in the U.S., right?
I still, I was going to go on, I was supposed to go on Tucker's show the other day.
It didn't work out, kind of another country, and just didn't work out.
But like, I like, and I'm coming back, and I really appreciate it.
But we'll come back with one little extra Schaefer who may make appearances on the show and maybe the newest member of the Diversity Coalition if they're black.
But I'm really excited.
And actually, we won't be slowing down when we come back.
And I think, as you've been patient with me, going independent, I don't think there's anyone that's been more successful going fully independent that's at this size or has gone through what we've gone through over the years.
They try to put me in jail.
They still are.
Okay?
So they still, they try to put, they're trying to put me in jail to this day.
And everyone who supports Trump, they're going to try to destroy.
Look what they did with James O'Keefe.
Look at what they did to James O'Keefe.
I mean, it's crazy.
But guess what?
We're winning and we're going to keep winning.
And we're going to have it so good.
And you guys are not even going to believe it.
We have George Santos in office and black space suits and shit.
Like, this is good stuff.
So I'm really excited.
Maybe the baby turned black.
Maybe it's a Netflix adaption of a child, right?
Maybe we have a Netflix adaption.
But I really appreciate it.
I will read.
I guess we have super chats here that I'll read from you guys.
From Alex Lindquist said, I'm going to miss causing havoc, but I know you guys need a break.
And I'm really looking forward to the stream again.
Don't go anywhere.
Also said, John, thank you, Alex.
I really appreciate it.
John Boy Max said, love you.
I don't know why my phone pictures are 70% slightly offensive.
And then MK Tomrich said, many blessings, all your new lives.
That's so awesome.
And Trad Katzumer said, God bless you too.
We love you guys.
And TJ Sherrod said, consider this this first child support payment.
Thank you.
What a great time, guys.
I think this is the most we ever had watching on locals as well.
And that's my goal is to make locals more a part of the show when we come back.
Like how we have so much of the show on YouTube.
And then we have so much on locals.
I mean, on Rumble, and then we kind of just been dicking around on locals.
My goal is to make locals a huge portion of this community, a bigger portion, a bigger show, a bigger, a bigger, you know, like not just like those people that are like, thank you for subscribing, my OnlyFans.
I want to remind you, I saw this image and it was convicting to me.
It was really convicting, right?
Which was like, a lot of female creators do this.
And I refuse to do this myself.
But, you know, they'll like, they'll be like, oh, I have like a Patreon.
Like, you should sign up or whatever.
And you're like, okay, like, what do I get with the Patreon?
Let me see if this is it.
Oh, yeah.
It kind of reminds me of this, right?
They're like, they're like, OnlyFans, get the rest at OnlyFans, get the rest.
And then you look up their name on the internet and it's like, Mia Khalifa, Mia Khalifa Stepmom, 83,000 videos.
Mia Khalifa Anal, 177,000 videos.
You're like, why am I signing up for this?
If everything is free on the internet, why do I join?
I can look at your, I can look at, there's 267,000 videos of Mia Khalifa's blow jobs.
Thank you, but I'll just skip the sign up part and go straight to the hub.
But I want to integrate this more and do this more, which means like it is possible, like even long term, like I really do love this, that we will keep growing this community because you guys have been so incredible and it's been so fun.