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March 26, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Well, this is the final show, at least for now.
We've got a great lineup coming up today with some crazy stories.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
It is approximately 10:15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Thank you all for joining.
I love you all.
Let's get down.
Well, my name's Elijah Schaefer.
I am your top 17 host.
And no, this is the title is real.
We are going to, we're not going to be making shows for a while.
I'm not entirely sure what's next.
And I'll explain it to you guys later on in the show on locals and kind of give you the backstory and always give you guys an understanding because it's not all bad news.
It's not all bad news.
But it's real.
We are going not to making shows for right now.
I'm joined in the studio, as we'll get to that in a moment, by my guest and co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
Thank you for having me on this momentous occasion of the last show for a while.
So to be here.
Yes.
And we don't know when we'll be back.
And we will talk about the late in the show.
It's not that important though, right now, because we will get into that.
But it has been a crazy year.
It has been a wild time.
It's been a wild three, four years, I would say, for all of us.
Like, you know, we all got locked down.
We all got placed into the most dystopian set of years of our lives, forcibly, you know, told that if we didn't take an experimental injection, that we wouldn't be able to work.
We got told that we were enemies of the state, that we were all bad, and then everyone went back to normal and pretended like nothing happened, and it's all okay.
But I don't forget the people that harmed us.
I don't forget the people that attacked us and our country.
I don't forget the people that have come against and try to destroy all of our lives.
And so we're going to give one hell of a last show right here.
We're going to give one hell of a time together.
And we're so excited for you guys to be here.
And my heart is with you.
And I love you guys.
And I think this is such a fantastic moment.
And I know you're excited as well.
Me?
All them.
Yeah, I just, my excitement is busting out of my heart.
So I feel very excited about this show because I know exactly what we're going to be talking about.
And so I just feel excited for you guys all to find out for the first time what we're going to be talking about.
Yes.
Awesome.
But guys, okay, so if you don't know about this, it's kind of gotten crazy.
In New Zealand, they've officially decided to create a case to try to kill women.
They don't want women to speak.
They've actually started a human rights campaign against women.
This is going on in The Matrix.
We're going to look at some of the insanity.
Let's talk about this.
Uh, I don't even know Kaylee Jane P. Is there Pierre Pierre?
I think her name is Kelly J. Keene, right?
She's a feminist who's on a tour of a Let Women Speak.
And there's nobody in the community of Earth more that cares about making sure women have a voice than me.
Nobody has given more women jobs, helped more women, platform more women than this show than me.
It's something I'm very proud of.
It's something that I take a bow for.
I'm very excited about.
I'm not even upset about.
But, you know, she was doing her world tour here.
She hit Australia and New Zealand.
Where's she from?
America?
I think she might be British.
Maybe she's Australian.
But she's a feminist.
And I never thought on the show that we would be defending feminists because she decided to give a speech in New Zealand about giving women a voice and allowing women to speak.
And it turns out in 2023, the left is now protesting feminists.
This is absolutely insane.
This is what happened in New Zealand when she tried to give a speech.
She's left, by the way.
She's liberal.
This is what happened.
So that's her down there in the middle.
The...
In the blonde.
I think that's her.
Right down the glasses.
I love that the women police officers are leading the front.
I know.
All right.
So a little bit of context here.
Okay, yeah.
So this is something that I didn't, but this is something I didn't understand.
So she was, she's actually campaigning for, she's been a staunch feminist for many years.
She's an activist, and she's been campaigning for women to have a voice and women to speak up.
And it's actually just, it's not an anti-trans rally.
It's called Let Women Speak.
It's a rally about giving women the voice and equality.
And they are now the center of actual terrorist far-left attacks where a bunch of men dressed up in dresses, no pun intended, attacked the event.
And it tripped me out so much because it was like she was saying, oh, hey, we feel like men are making it unfair and making the world a violent place for us and that we're unsafe.
And then to prove that that's not true, to prove that that's not true, the left did this.
Oh, the boys will be boys.
Those rowdy boys.
You motherfucking bitch, don't you dare.
Hey!
You think women should speak at you.
Hey!
You think women aren't allowed to speak?
How about you shut the fuck up, bitch?
Go!
Where will you?
Yeah, exactly.
Go, boys, go.
That's the way to do it.
Dude, I'm convinced that in every country, it's just guys trying to get pussy.
I mean, and I hate to use that word here on the show, but I mean, you know, it is what it is.
And you have this dude.
This dude does not care about trans people.
This is a hetero flexible guy, right?
I mean, he might get, he probably.
He's got his shirt on.
He wants all the girls to see his muscles and perhaps some of the girl boys to see his muscles too.
And he wants to show the girls that he not only does he fight for girls, but he fights the girls.
Well, yeah.
And the best part about this, though, is that so her campaign was attacked.
Now, people don't realize this.
Like, New Zealand and Australia are pretty calm in terms of in general, but they have very far left.
Like a layback culture.
Yes, but they have radical leftists just like every Western country.
They have very strong communist intersectional groups.
Now, what's funny is that the group that organized the counter-protest obviously made a comment that the news backed up and said there was no violence at the event, right?
Of course.
Auckland Pride.
And see, they're all trans now.
They put the trans flag down.
They're not even gay anymore.
I miss the gays.
We're going to talk about George Santos later.
I almost miss gay people.
What happened to gay people?
Yeah.
It's just like, oh.
The good old days when it was just homosexual men.
And you could just, they just got thrown in trash cans and that was it.
And now trash cans get thrown at you.
How life has changed.
Myths.
That wasn't a joke.
Don't cue that.
They said Tamaka Makura demonstrated its values today and stood up to the vile anti-trans hatred of Pazzi Parker.
That's the same person.
The thousands of Aucklanders who came out to stand in solidarity with the trans community sent a clear message to Parker that intolerance will not be tolerated.
Now, what's crazy is intolerance will not be tolerated.
You want to be someone who's intolerant and doesn't tolerate things?
We don't tolerate intolerance here.
Everyone has to be tolerant.
It's mind-blowing how they don't see that.
Who has to be tolerant?
Should everyone be tolerant of everyone?
Or is there only some things that we're allowed to be tolerant for?
Yeah, and I think she's saying that she's British, but I also mean that my whole point was, and I'm glad you picked it up, that's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
We do not tolerate intolerance.
Ooh, awkward.
Like, but, but that's, that's why we don't like intolerance.
Correct.
We don't like it.
We tolerate intolerance because we have to, everyone needs to tolerate everything.
And but here's the best part.
Yeah.
So it's not just, because it's one thing to tweet, right?
Okay.
But Parker's subsequent withdrawal from her Wellington event demonstrates the power of community organizing and solidarity and showing her that her hateful views are not welcome here.
So they do not tolerate the strength of men who are able to like bash up women and break the barricades.
I think you should show once again that post-pubescent masculinity.
But that's what this is, though.
And I think it's funny because they're saying we don't want your intolerance.
So we made it so intolerant for you that you can't be here.
Yeah.
But she's not even, she's a leftist.
Yeah.
Okay, I take that back.
She's not a leftist.
She's liberal.
Right?
These are leftists attacking her.
She's not an extreme progressive.
She's a traditional feminist.
So she doesn't support transgenderism.
She's not against transgenderism.
She just doesn't think that trans should be competing with women.
She gets this own category.
So she's actually.
She sounds like a really intolerant sort of woman.
Right, but here's not gonna be a problem.
No one was covering this story internationally, but it's so important.
The reason why it's important is because this is one of my favorite things, is that Auckland Pride unequivocally stands by peaceful protest as a means of counterprotest and does not endorse any physical violence regardless of extent of injury caused.
There's a narrative quickly taking hold amongst anti-trans groups and individuals that Parker abandoned her event because of violence from our community.
We reject this narrative.
We are of the firm belief that demonstration of unity, celebration, acceptance alongside joyous music, chanting, and noise of 5,000 supporters was too loud to overcome.
And just a reminder, just a reminder, this is what they said was peaceful protests.
Just sounds like loud music to me.
Yeah.
Just noise.
Just joyous music to me.
So, yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, so that was, they peacefully protested her out.
I love how they say that.
We reject that, what you said.
They don't say that is an outright lie, that there was violence.
They say we just reject the narrative.
Yeah, we reject that narrative.
We like to say joyous music.
Oi, possi!
Buga!
Bugga off!
Get out of here!
That's the most, that's the most penal colony sign.
Oi, Bosse!
I posse!
Bug it off!
That's like such a, look at that sign.
That is not America.
Oi posse bugger off.
Wow, good one.
But, like, this is the new flag.
Look at this man in the crop top.
That is.
Yeah, that guy, dude, this guy, seriously, he has a Tinder date there.
Yeah, he's got all the girls' numbers.
Yeah, I love the boys front and center, making sure that boys will always be able to compete against women and get the gold star.
And it is, it is interesting.
Boys standing up for boys there.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, they threw a can of tomato sauce at her head that exploded on her head.
I just want to remind you that that was the piece.
And the best thing is...
She should have bugged it off.
She should have bugged it off.
But look, she's standing in front of a sign that says, let women speak.
And I have to make this claim here, and I need to be serious about this.
Because while I do, look, I will defend her right to speak.
I would like to say to all of the moderate feminists out there, this is where your ideology leads.
Okay?
Because look, and this is where the right wing is interesting to me.
Because, like I've said multiple times on the show, I won't go so deep into it.
We are big feminists on the right wing.
They're very big in feminism.
Trust me, it's very big in feminism.
And then they wonder why we get to this when the whole point about equality was to let women speak.
Well, here's the reason why.
When you, at the very basis of society, undermined the God-given roles of culture, it doesn't mean we don't make mistakes.
You can backtrack.
You can ask for forgiveness.
We can correct ourselves.
But when we universally come together and agree that a woman's place is not in the home, and of course, they'll say, oh, but there's exceptions.
There's always been women, nurses, women, teachers.
Sure, sure, sure.
And of some of the Mexicans coming over the border, some of them are good, I suppose.
But they're still sending their rapists.
They're still sending their drug dealers and their murderers.
And so my point is, is it saying, yes, there are always some exceptions to the rule, but when you lie and you say that women will be the happiest outside of the home and you push a society that tells women, go to school, get a career, don't have kids till later, you are engineering a social order that actually tells people in your society that God's way is the wrong way, that we can redesign any way we want, and we will go against biology,
we will go against the social order, we will go against our own species.
So why would you expect if you take feminism and go against the natural order of life of all centuries, of every civilization, they all got it wrong about women, from Jesus Christ to Gandhi to Buddha to Hitler, all the way back to your favorite people like Joan of Arc, right?
These are everyone in society had a structural misunderstanding of women and we got it right in the 60s.
No, we changed the natural order of things.
And so the natural progression from not halting that is that it gets more and more extreme.
And anybody watching this knows our sinful nature is deceitfully wicked.
Our minds are very dark and deep.
Who can know what depth of wickedness we're capable of?
And so it's like the standards are set and you change the goalposts and now you're mad that someone else is changing them.
And that's why we don't change the goalposts because we don't want shit like this happening.
I don't want a woman getting tomato sauce thrown at her head, but I also don't want her there fighting men in dresses.
We could have stopped this decades ago, but we didn't and now they're confused why.
This is kind of a little bit of a side note, but it made me think of this.
These last few days, you've been watching a lot of clips of roasts.
What are they?
Where the celebrities come on and they all take a turn to roast.
Comedy Central Roast.
Yeah, where they just roast each other.
And you showed me a couple of them.
I watched a couple of them with you.
And there was one where they were roasting Pamela Anderson.
And there was a bunch of men and Pamela Anderson.
And then there was another one where there was a bunch of men and there were some other women.
And I got really sad because when they were roasting Pamela Anderson and this other woman, their roast were like, oh, you know, this guy's the only man that Pamela Anderson wouldn't have sex with.
Or that woman, she's so old, her ovaries are dried up and she will never have kids.
Ha ha, you know, all this sort of stuff.
And it's like, in the way that the world is today, where women want equality and fairness, that's totally fair game.
If you put yourself up there and say, yeah, I'm going to be part of the roast, it's fair game to make fun of whatever.
But I don't think that men and women are equal.
And I don't think that women can be roasted the same way that men can.
Like when they're like joking about the boys, like, oh, boy, you're whatever, this, that, and the other, and make a roast to one of the men.
The men are just like, aha, whatever.
But the women are like, that's so sad that she's never going to have kids or that she's slept with just about every single man.
That's so sad.
And it's like, even when it's like, okay, is it right or wrong to hit a woman?
If she's punching a man, hitting him, whatever, and he hits back, is that right or wrong?
Well, in today, it's equal, fair is fair.
If she's hit him, you know, men and women are the same, right?
So he can hit back.
But I don't actually believe that men and women are the same.
And I don't, like, I could hit Elijah as many times as I want and not even cause a bruise, but one punch and my skull will be cracked.
That's just the reality.
So this whole thing of equality, even with the way that men want to roast women on these shows, even though it's like, well, I mean, you can't complain if you go out and put yourself out there.
But I just don't, I just don't think men and women are the same and they shouldn't be doing the same things in society.
No.
And on the same platforms or all this.
I just don't think that women can handle it the same way that men can.
Right.
No.
And I honestly, I honestly agree.
And I think that's when I brought this image up, right?
Where they say that we are a peaceful protest.
It's like kill the turf.
Wow.
I mean, this is what it comes down to, though.
And this is where people don't understand is because, you know, most importantly, I've seen the destructive nature of feminism.
And I've seen when young people go and they fight this road to not have children, to not have a career.
Like Sarah Silverman is like, well, like 58, has no children and had her career.
It's like, okay, that's fine, but you have no legacy.
You have nothing to work towards.
And that also goes for men, too, right?
When we're building a family, it's so important to build a family.
That's one of the most vital things to do.
It's one of the most attacked or one of the most destructive forces as well in nature, right?
A lot of people grew up in broken homes.
They're adopted or they have, you know, just problems at home and then they end up kind of screwed up.
But the people that I know that are the most stable grew up in stable houses, period.
I don't know anybody in my life more stable than young men and women who grew up in those houses.
And they usually have a pretty good trajectory in life.
But people like this are the product of humanity.
Humanity always heads in this direction.
And it always comes down to killing those as a justification for what you think is the sins of humanity.
Because when you reject Christ, when you reject the blood of God, then you feel like you have to find some other meaning.
And that meaning will always come in the form of another religion, of another belief system.
And that belief system will always require blood in order to continue.
That's why we have abortion, because it requires blood sacrifice for the sexual revolution.
And now for the gender revolution, it's still about death to all of these turfs.
It's still, they celebrate this and they desire it because it is a covenant set up that if we literally, in order to find redemption, would need to have blood.
And these people are just confused.
They don't know why they exist.
And their daddy is the devil.
That's actually the truthful statement.
The irony of that shirt is that she wants, she's advocating to kill the person who's advocating for her rights.
It's like, it just reminds me of the Bible of Jesus and Barabbas, where they're like, give us Barabbas, kill Jesus, kill Jesus.
The man who has been doing miracles and healing people and giving people hope and all this.
No, crucify him, but give us the man who literally killed people and caused turmoil in the community.
We want the criminal, give us Barabbas and kill Jesus.
Kill the woman who's advocating for you to have an equal chance in sports or an equal chance in saying something.
But we want to fight for the men who are taking away those opportunities from women.
Kill the person who doesn't want your opportunities to be taken away.
Right.
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Well, we've got to not just talk about the sad part.
We've got to laugh a little bit.
We got to get to our next segment of laughing a little bit.
Sometimes life is funny in a very darkly disgusting way.
So I was reminded watching this, right?
I was thinking, these people have been unchecked.
Like, we've seen what mental illness can do.
And this video resurfaced of a TV show during COVID, like reuniting people during COVID.
This is real.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
And I was reminded, like, you know, everyone's like, how can guys be playing in women's sports?
You're like, dude, how can guys be playing women's sports?
You got vaccinated.
You got vaccinated.
You believed the vaccine was going to save you against this virus.
So you're easily duped as well.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
It's so nice.
It's so nice.
Oh, goodbye.
You okay?
He's holding an awfully long time.
He's so nice.
The only form is we can kiss.
No, we can't.
No, kiss like...
They can't even kiss through plastics.
Come on, Phil's turn.
Off your pot.
It's come to juice.
Aww.
I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
So great to see you. Great to see you. Great to see you.
It is emotional.
I like it, but I don't like it at the same time.
Okay, so I just want to remind you how dumb people are.
I said, so I made a tweet and said, these people did this and want you to forget that they did this, right?
These people did this.
And then this one big Mr. Beat, this YouTuber, he's like a big history YouTuber.
He's got almost a million subs.
Damn.
Wrote publicly, like, like screenshotted this and was like, you know, oh, these people, like, you're full of hatred and division only.
And I said, these people divided themselves voluntarily with plastic walls.
They didn't need my services.
Yeah.
I'm more than willing to be hateful and divisive if I have to be in life.
But this was not my, I didn't do this.
I'm not, I'm stupid and I'm a little bit retarded, but not, this is full-blown AIDS retarded and I'm not there yet.
So to me, like reminding you of like, how did we get here?
Like I said, the progression of feminism.
Like when you start rejecting reality, there is no greater rejection of reality.
The elites literally got us to believe that if we put masks on and plastic between us, that we wouldn't get the virus.
And if we only shopped at Walmart and Target and didn't shop at small businesses, and if we didn't go to work and took their handouts, that we'd be okay.
Now banks are literally collapsing at greater rates, almost as great of rates since the Great Depression.
Multiple banks are on the verge of liquidating their assets.
They're all being held on this weird middle ground.
You should look at what's actually happening right now.
It's pretty radical.
So we're in a massive fallout.
There's an extremely, we even saw too, by the way, that the lockdowns might have killed more people than they saved.
And it's like, you want to know how we got here?
We got here slowly and steadily, and it's not even slow anymore.
They're having you hug between plastic bags in a studio and make you think that you're following science.
But even look, the plastic bags aren't even air and his breath.
If he faces over this way, the air, they're not even wearing masks.
So how this is it's so silly just to have like, oh yeah, we'll just put a little door of plastic here and a little door of plastic over here and I'll come over here and hug you and I'll walk over here and breathe and come over here and do this.
It feels like they're just teasing us.
These people, all you do is attempt to gain clout from hate and division.
It's true, Mr. Beat.
He just wants these people to protect.
So I guess now even calling white people these people.
Although I think they might be Britishes.
Is that Australia or British?
This is British people.
Yeah.
Well, I can demonize British people.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Because we all know you're demonized.
I don't think that's a good person in the country who don't have crooked teeth make it onto TV shows.
Seriously, guys, if you're British, what the heck?
Just go to the dentist.
Just seriously, it will improve conversations.
Trust me.
When people have big old crooked teeth, it's trust me.
Trust me.
Seriously, trust me.
But I also, okay, so I also brought this up because I thought you said, like, what do you mean?
Like, how did we get here?
Right?
This is this whole question.
How did we get here?
Remember, you can watch this as well on locals, elijashaf.locals.com.
I did say the title where I'll explain why this is the final show, what that means and everything on locals.
And so you can always go there and watch live on locals.
We're there.
And the show continues.
And the other half of the show is on Rumble anyway.
So if you're on YouTube, you can watch on Rumble.
You can watch on Locals.
We're everywhere and encourage you to subscribe to Locals and we'll explain everything because life is pretty crazy.
But I did bring this up because we do wonder and we do continue to think, like, how did we get here?
So you know Queen Charlotte, right?
So the Queen of England.
Yep.
Okay.
Netflix created an adaption of Queen Charlotte.
And it comes out May 4th.
I'm really excited about it.
Queen Charlotte.
Oh.
She looks exactly the same.
That is whoever was on the whoever was the casting director.
Phenomenal job.
Truly.
Even down to the little beauty spot.
Well, unbelievable.
So somebody was saying, like, oh, but why does it matter if we cast a white actress as the queen?
Well, I said, okay, well, first of all, there's so many things we could get into for this.
Number one, it would be less offensive if this black actress was in whiteface, right?
It would be less offensive if this actress is white face because acting.
She was an excellent actress.
Right, because acting is acting.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with cross-racial acting.
Like, I think if a black person wants to play a white person, if for some reason they have the exact same facial structure or there's something that the casting director said.
If someone was really good at acting, but they needed a Chinese person, it would be totally fine to put sticky tape at the end of their eyes, pull their eyes back, and act out.
can do it elijah could elijah would be amazing Cars is an Asian actor.
Oh, what are you thinking?
I don't think it's wrong if you, like, a fat person, a skinny person who wants to play.
Like, Brennan Fraser puts on a fat suit.
Brennan Fraser, one best actor, putting on a fat suit.
Totally fine.
But this is like where they're not trying anymore.
And that's what I meant.
Even with the trans movement, if they were trying, it might make sense.
Like, if they look like women, you have a strong case.
But when like some dude just puts a clip in his hair and says he's a woman, like if a man says he's a woman and I can't tell he's a man, I think you're making a pretty strong case for yourself.
Is it true?
Wouldn't that be better?
Yeah, but it's not true.
You're still not a woman, but it's how you would make the case.
So like if you said like black women can play white actresses, then make them look white.
Yeah.
And then I'd be like, all right, I don't care about that.
I made her white face and said, this actress is incredible.
We just don't think that there's anyone else who could play Queen Charlotte.
The only thing is she doesn't actually look like anything like Queen Charlotte looked, but we can put a wig on her.
We can make her skin whiter, and she can play Queen Charlotte.
Do it then.
Make it authentic.
But it looks like it says this Bridgeton story.
Also, also to remind you too, no, but it's not just that.
They also are making a Anne Boleyn movie.
So we know how Anne Boleyn apparently looked, right?
Anne Boleyn.
You're never going to believe how they're making Anne Boleyn.
That's Anne Boleyn.
Anne Boleyn.
Anne Boleyn.
Oh, my God.
Anne Boleyn.
Anne Boleyn.
Bubbly Ann.
Boleyn.
Oh, my God.
It's just.
We knew that the British royalty, after all this time, we thought that the reason they had crooked teeth was from inbreeding.
But really, they were black.
No, all of the British royalty was black.
But they said they was Kangs.
They weren't lying.
They really was Twitter.
We should have, listen.
Yeah.
We thought they were joking.
We thought it was just a saying.
It's actually true.
Did you also see too, though, that Netflix decided to create, they're recreating even some documentaries.
Wow.
Wait, what?
How can you recreate a documentary?
Disney Nature's Polar Bears is being recreated.
Polar bears.
Stop it.
Are you joking?
It's Disney's polar bears.
Those are black bears.
I know.
Those are black bears.
They're really recreating this.
What?
Yeah.
They are recreating this.
On top of that, and this is the best one, too.
In 2025, in 2025, they are making a movie about Twitter and the tech takeover on Elon.
Yes.
No!
No way!
They should have at least got that Chinese man who actually looks like Elon.
Elon Ma.
Elama?
Yeah, that guy.
Elon Mo.
But it doesn't end there.
Because Netflix, they will never run out of New York.
It doesn't end there.
It doesn't end there.
Oh, no!
How did they do that?
I just present Hitler.
I will watch that one.
I will be watching that one.
I think that should be a good story.
I wonder who they'll put to cast the Jews.
All the Jews will be Chinese people.
And it'll just be like a retelling of the Asian hate.
Oh, it's so good.
That's so good, right?
That is so, so good.
That is so good.
That is absolutely one of the best things I've ever seen in my entire life.
That is one of the best things.
However, however, it's also, I'm not even going to get into this.
I do got to say this, though.
You know, in all the funniness and everything that's going on there, we did talk about the fact that they were mad, right, about white people and our seasonings because they want to replace everything.
This is not a joke.
I came across this video where the black community is now complaining, which I didn't even know this was a black community thing.
They're now complaining about the gentrification of crackers, literal saltine crackers.
What?
Never in my life did I ever talk to anyone to gentrify saltine crackers, but here we are from an expected source, white people.
Saltine crackers lying around.
This is a great way to make use of it.
Make this like oily spiced mixture in a debacle bag.
Dump in a bunch of saltine crackers and then you let them sit overnight.
Half and half olive oil and vegetable oil to use a full cup of olive oil is frankly expensive.
You don't need it to all be that.
Some of it can just be doing the like fattiness without all of the flavor.
And then we're going to add a little bit of garlic powder and a little bit of Zatar.
We're going to seal up our bag and juzh that around.
Saltine's going in the bag.
I don't know what judging around is.
And then juzhit.
Juzhit.
Movie magic.
These guys have been sitting overnight.
It has soaked up every last drop.
What are we just going to throw these in the oven?
I mean, it's at 250, so quite low.
Oh my gosh.
They're so perfect.
You might be surprised just how quickly these crackers.
The only crime that was committed there was the fact that somehow I would spend 24 hours of my time involved in eating saltine crackers.
Like I wouldn't rebake them.
That is a crime, I admit, straight to jail.
But remember, they were complaining about a lot of things, which we'll talk about in later segments, but now they're complaining about white people seasoning their crackers.
Remember, it was that we didn't season?
And now, if this is, this is why I said white people can't win.
Because if white people season, then they're gentrifying the food.
If they don't season the food, then they're just white bland.
There is a cracker section at the grocery store where you can choose regular plain crackers with salt, or maybe not even anything on them, just water crackers or crackers with a flavor on them or a barbecue flavor or salt and pepper flavor.
Every different kind of flavor.
We have been having flavors and seasoning on crackers for ever since I can remember.
Well, it's what locals community put up right here.
Love every person because not you.
Diversity is our strength.
You missed some pretty good ones as well.
There's been some pretty good.
There's been some pretty spicy memes in here.
I know.
Pretty funny ones.
I know, I know.
I haven't.
Oh, is that this one too as well?
Get lost, Whitey.
We're trying to be diverse here.
A children's book by Dicks on Diaz.
By Dicks on Diaz.
Some good shit there.
Some good shit.
I also want to say this too.
So that's with that.
But also some of the videos that I wanted to put in the lol section couldn't quite make it.
So of course they get in the WTF section, which are videos that don't are funny, kind of, but also don't make sense.
So it is what it is.
Let's check it out.
I want to be on whatever she's on.
This looks like a crazy time, right?
Kind of looks like that's like that's when that's like the purest Molly probably ever, huh?
That woman's demon-possessed.
No, she's on, she's on.
No, look at her tattoo.
Look at that tattoo.
Oh, and she's got a little stick.
Oh my.
Uh-oh.
No, that's just like, she's on like a combo.
I don't understand.
Like, she obviously wants to be feminine with a cute little pink floral dress on, but then her tattoos are so unfeminine.
Like.
It's a confusing time of life.
Life is quite confusing for a lot of us.
It's very confusing.
That has nothing to do with anything we're about to talk about.
But I wanted to show that because I thought, man, that is some serious.
We've all seen it now.
That is some serious stuff.
In the weird parts here, this was really weird.
This came up the other day.
Madonna seems to be going through another mental health episode, right?
She's been going through a lot.
She was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
And she did a dance.
And is she recreating world copulation?
I'm like, what is this?
Like, I'm trying to, we're on YouTube right now, so I'm trying to use, this is when you go, huh?
I'm trying to use words for YouTube.
Okay.
Okay, but this is where it just doesn't make.
I don't understand this.
Is it like provocative for the sake of being provocative?
Every time I try to be polite, I don't understand.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, so I didn't know what that exactly was about.
That's why it's just the WTF section.
Yeah, but I don't.
It's not even like creative.
She's like 64, right?
Isn't she 64 years old?
Let me look.
I think she's very old.
I think she is 64 years old.
I really do.
How old is Madonna?
How old is she?
64?
How did you know?
I looked it up the other day.
Oh, wow, that was perfect.
She's exactly 64.
Yeah, it's like 64 years old.
I feel like you should just.
Where are your grandchildren, Madonna?
And where are your, first of all, does she have kids in the beginning place?
Well, I don't know.
What sort of woman shows her bottom and pretends like she's licking something?
Well, here's the deal.
Seriously perverted.
It is weird.
So this is also a video that I put in the WTF section.
Chat, if you can help me understand what this means and if this is actually like real.
But like the Republican congressman that they all celebrate, George Santos, right?
He's the first openly gay member of Congress.
Is the drag queen one?
Yes.
He's a drag queen and he's a Republican.
Further proof the Republicans are the solution, right?
The Republican Party is a solution to feminism.
It's a solution to the LGBTQ army.
There was an update put out from Congress about the space suit from NASA that they're going to be using.
And George Santos said that he had wanted to discuss with the public about the space program.
And this was put out on a sitting congressman's Twitter account.
I don't understand what I'm watching here.
Watch.
This is a member of the United States Congress, and you wonder why some countries hate us.
Hey, everybody.
So Congressman George Santos here, and I'm going to give the fashion review.
Oh, my God.
Which, quite frankly, just debuted last week.
I personally liked it.
I like orange.
And I think it gives it a lot of personality.
It's a pretty cool looking suit.
I know everybody's used to the whole white space suit and the whole floatiness, but I think the black is pretty sleek.
I think the orange gives it a pop.
They turned the spacesuits black.
Now they're going to blend in with the night sky.
Yeah, I think it was white so you could see them easy.
Yeah, we're going to lose in the movie studio.
We're going to lose all of our spacemen.
When they're on the wires in the movie studio, they want to be able to see them better.
Yeah, shoot.
That's why they have to put the bright orange.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know about space.
I have a lot of questions about it.
To me, this video holds the same energy as that one boy with the long nails who was like, I'm in tenning with that redhead chick.
Yeah, yeah.
Copy, copy up.
It's the same energy.
This is a Congressman.
Watch, it gets better.
Oh, my gosh.
And I quite frankly think this looks like the future.
This is exactly what I expected when I thought we're coming out with a new spacesuit, but now it begs the question.
Isn't it dark in the dark side of the moon?
And why is this suit black?
I understand that.
what we wanted to know.
What if the lights go out?
So strange.
Wait, wait.
It's so strange.
If we've been to the moon, this suit doesn't seem like it would work on the moon.
So if they're using this suit to go to the moon, why would they make a suit that wouldn't work on the moon if we're really going to the moon?
Hmm.
I also love that he was like, this is exactly what I expected them to make.
Have you been sitting up at night thinking about, I wonder what this spacesuit's going to look like?
Correct.
I guess he's really into costumes.
Really into costumes.
into the theater yeah but it's just it something in me feels weird about it It's about the suit or about this man.
Everything.
Yeah.
Apparently, you know, and you know, you know, he, like, what's funny is, is I'm not, like, this is not a drama show, and I don't really care about his drama with the Democrats and everything like that.
But he did get caught, like, making big fudges on his, like, resume saying he went to, like, schools or something he didn't go to and stuff.
But, you know, a conniving, self-interested gay guy, that's, that's, that shit happens every day.
So that's all, that's not shocking.
Yeah.
It's not shocking.
It's just the reality of what that is.
Yeah, I'm so excited Congress people are taking the time to explain spacesuits to us and the fashion and that they really love the color orange because they're really important.
Color orange.
Yeah, and that was that.
And also, this is a kind of a sad story that I want to bring up, but it is in the WTF category.
Really?
So basically, we started with talking about TERFs in the trans community, and I'm bored of it by now, but there was this idea, right, that the trans people would be happy if we just affirmed them, right?
Because they get so much crap and they're not recognized and stuff.
So if we affirmed the trans community, they'd be happy.
That was like, that was almost as funny as when they told us if we gave women equal rights, they'd be happy.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
That didn't work out too well.
We're trying it again and it's still not working out.
But there was this trans person who, like, she, you know, I'm going to say she, right?
Because I thought this was an actual girl when I saw the commercial.
She's this beautiful girl.
And she got, you know, pushed up in United Airlines.
She got put on a commercial.
She got internet fame.
She became a representative.
She, right?
She was recognized as a woman.
She was presented as a girl.
Well, the most validation a trans person could receive occurred.
This is not funny, so I'm not making a joke of this.
So do not misquote me on this.
I'm just bringing you the reality of what we're dealing with here.
Trans flight attendant dead from suicide after being featured in United Airlines ad.
As I take my final breaths and exit this living earth, Scott wrote on Instagram, I'd like to apologize to everyone I let down.
I'm sorry I could not be better.
This comes from post-millennial transgender flight attendant Kaylee Scott was found dead in her Colorado home just hours to post on Instagram that she was planning to end her life.
Scott 25 gained notoriety.
I think this is a boy, though.
So I don't know why they're using female pronouns.
But they say they want validation because they're attacked.
And the only reason why they're killing themselves is because they're attacked.
I bring up a very unpopular counter argument.
If you guys would be okay with this, everyone.
Okay.
You are not the first group of people to not be well accepted in society.
You are not the first group to be demonized.
Also, in terms of rights, you have more rights.
In fact, the rights you want aren't even rights that we have.
They're rights that aren't invented yet.
Like, you want rights to taxpayer access to hormones that I don't even have access to.
So you want rights I don't even have that are not rights.
This is just excesses.
You're saying if we accepted you and we integrated you more into society and gave you more rights, that would stop the mass suicide rate and that you guys would stop killing yourselves.
I'd like to bring attention to exhibit A, black people.
Last time I checked, they had some problems over the last several hundred years and I don't think they had as high of suicide rates.
Are they killing each other?
Perhaps in some places.
Suicide?
Trayvon ain't killing himself, right?
That's not the argument there.
Japanese people were literally, you know, put in internment camps.
I'm just going with leftist, let's go with the leftist victim mindset here.
Native Americans, right?
I don't even know what a Native American is, but right?
Are they killing?
I mean, is it like a 63% suicide rate?
I don't think so.
And I think these trans people have it better in a lot of ways than any of these groups.
And when you go to their profiles, it's all like split personality disorder, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety.
I think we found the problem.
We found the problem and it's not your trans.
Correct, no, but we found the problem and it's not recognizing your identity.
Y'all have mental problems.
You're highly unstable people.
And that's a different argument that we can figure out.
Why are people increasingly unstable?
Why are people increasingly don't know who they are?
Why are they lacking in identity?
These are real problems.
But accepting a trans person or further integrating transgenderism is not going to solve the process and the problem.
And it's not going to somehow prevent them from killing themselves.
It's just not going to.
No.
And if it's about the reason we're killing ourselves is because we don't feel accepted, you have an entire month of celebrations, just like Black History Month.
We have Gay History Month or whatever, Pride Month.
We have festivals across the entire world in Australia, throughout in every state in the United States, in the UK, in all Western countries.
We have parades to celebrate your sexuality.
Every single company puts a flag out to show support to you.
Every business, every company, people put it in their bios.
To show that they so accept you, you will have people, even who aren't trans, say, my pronouns are she, her, and his pronouns are he, him, and yours are they, them, z, whatever.
And we accept you.
And to show that we don't want you to feel excluded or like different than us, we're also going to do the same things you do and pretend, you know, say what our pronouns are and all this kinds of stuff.
You have never been more accepted ever.
So yes, you've got to maybe consider that the reason you're suiciding is not because you're not accepted because that's just not the truth.
No, it's not the truth.
And on this next segment is from you guys.
It's from the SOBs.
You guys pick it.
These are stories and questions that you guys want to talk about that you give directly on locals.
Let's listen to what you guys turned in.
Um, just on a brief note, you guys had, one of you guys had asked me if I would, if I would ask the public their opinion on if the good guys won World War II.
Oh.
And I did not expect it to go the way that it did.
I asked this on, we got 112,210 votes on Twitter.
Oh my goodness.
Over 1.2 million views, and 42% said no.
Oh my goodness.
18% said not sure, and 40% said yes.
And now I'm being accused of all types of things.
Not uncommon when you just try to ask an honest question or try to speak the truth in the world.
However, it all said asking for a friend and then asked the question that you should have said that.
But I don't know what you guys think about this.
And I don't know what the answer is.
I don't know if, like so.
So one half of groups said people are just trying to be edgy, right like Eudaimonia, and people are like oh, they're trying to be edgy and funny and just like like, like trolling, like no other people said that this is a failure of the school system, that the school system has not reinforced the holocaust enough and that they because apparently, like there's these videos, that when, like when now, when teachers have shown up on tiktok, like bring up holocaust videos, everyone when they have discussions, over half the class thinks it was fake.
Really, in public schools, they think the holocaust was entirely fake or just like lied about or exaggerated.
Yeah, so they.
So there's this huge argument on the left that there is a misunderstanding or that, like the school, the school system hasn't done enough to teach about the holocaust, which really I don't know how you could teach any more about it because, other than the holocaust, the only other thing I learned about was the British are coming and I just wanted to know what was getting them so excited.
Well, when we think about the history that we want to teach our kids, what's the most important parts of history that it that?
That's that they need to know for growing up in society like you want, whatever country you live in, you want them to know the history of the country, to be able to appreciate their roots where they've come from, you know, to understand the country that they live in and probably where the laws came from and the you know the system, all that sort of stuff.
But what things?
Yeah, like what's?
I'm asking that question, oh, like what things like?
What do you think are the most important thing, aside from like, your basic history of how the country came to be?
I I, I think that the that the way history is taught is to make Americans not think about history between the Civil War which never happened, by the way, the Civil War and World War Ii.
Because right, the civil war wasn't real.
It was two, two sovereign nations and the North.
They say the North weren't aggressors right, that they were fired upon yeah, when they occupied illegal territory.
So there was a war between two people and um, and remember, the North largely used.
The reason why, huge reason why the North won is because they used immigrants coming in and black people actually as soldiers in in return for for different, different reasons.
So they weren't, they weren't even using people who were here during the revolution, like a lot of the people in the south.
The leaders were all part of the same country.
They wanted this, this autonomy.
They end up getting exhausted.
They could have won um, but you have this war and they want you to think that the South were a bunch of angry black haters.
And then the good guys won, and then there were these other guys.
Then, after they hated the blacks, then they hated the Jews, and then we saved the Blacks and the Jews and now the world's better, except for the fact that the?
U.s has killed maybe Approximately 20 million people since World War II in wars and fights across the World.
Perhaps.
It's possible.
That number is debated.
We created the UN.
We've caused massive regime changes.
We haven't won a proper war.
Yes, maybe the Gulf War you can count as winning.
Maybe you could count, you mentioned there's some proxy wars, but for the most part, we really screwed up in World War II.
We know that we screwed up in World War II and we allowed leftism.
We caused the whole Cold War.
And now we have leftist infiltrators taking over our own nation internally.
And banks have taken control of the world again.
I mean, I don't really know what happened in the war, but I do know that there's this arc to simplify history.
We became a nation to fight the British, and then we saved black people and we released the Jews from the camps.
And now accept the life you have for you and chop your kids' balls off.
Because that's what America's about.
So, and by the way, I was going to show a video today in the WTF section that was about like that they're looking like 13-year-olds do like sexual drag dancing, but I don't want to show that on this show.
Even though we show gross stuff, I don't want to show kids dancing sexually ever again on the show.
Okay?
It's someone's got to protect the kids.
Yes.
I'm not, it's like those people should be should be executed by the state that are taking advantage of children.
And a story, but like, it's just the truth.
Now, if something's like not exactly sexual, it's just like inappropriate or something, okay, fine, we'll still show it and discuss it and talk about it.
But like if the kid is the one doing it, right?
Like, so if there's an adult and adults, like there's a kid in the back and the adults dancing sexually, okay, fine.
That adult's the pervert.
Why is there a kid there?
But it's like a 13-year-old doing drag and like doing splits and like sexual moves and stuff on the stage and like bondage gear.
The fuck is going on?
What?
Yeah, now it's going viral.
I just don't want to show it because it's not necessary.
It's not necessary.
It's just not necessary.
We have some good news though, which we will get to later, but you guys did send this story in.
This is really crazy.
So this is pretty crazy.
Now, I did bring this up a while ago.
There is this University of Helsinki has a very prestigious world ceremony.
That is the 30 new honorary doctorates to be conferred in the Confirmant Jubilee.
This is where they honored basically the top thinkers, like Obama, right?
Obama.
Like Obama.
And, and I'm all for it.
Let's give Obama more awards, right?
I hope.
I think he doesn't have enough.
He needs to drone strike some more brown children before I'm willing to give him another award.
Come on, Obama.
But, right, they have like, you know, they have five, the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine to confer five honorary doctorates, right?
Wolfgang Bormanaka, professor, head and chair of department of pathology.
Makes sense.
I don't know what many of these people did, right?
So you have some Finnish person, Katie Haka, professor, doctor of medicine.
It makes sense.
You're giving the doctor of medicine this veterinary award and stuff.
So cool.
But what was crazy was, is when you scroll down, right?
Philosophy, these are professors of translators, faculty of science and technology.
And then in theology, you have Rydo Alturnimer, Maria Lamone, Department of World Service, Lutheran World Federation.
You have the Vice Dean for Research Faculty, Arts and Humanities, about church history, right?
You'd expect, right?
These guys have big careers.
But guess who gets the honorary doctor of theology?
You'll see that right there.
Wow.
Greta Thunberg.
Greta Thunberg.
Unbelievable.
Is getting an honorary doctor in theology.
Now, you're never going to believe.
See, we added Dilbert to the diversity coalition, right?
We don't have a lot of the diversity coalition here, but we added Dilbert.
Now, I couldn't get Greta, I couldn't get Greta on the show again because she's in Helsinki.
Getting an award.
She's in Helsinki.
But I did run in to one of her family members.
Oh, shh.
Sounds like.
Oh my gosh.
I can't believe it.
I did run into one of her family members.
Okay.
Who's here?
What did you think?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Oh, wait, hold up.
Who is that?
Let me see.
She's willing to come out here.
Everyone, if you put a big round of applause.
A round of applause in the chat for a special little guest.
Come on, everyone.
I can't hear you.
It's Greta Downberg.
Greta!
What the heck?
Any questions for Greta Dawnberg?
First question would be, how do you feel about Greta Thunberg getting this award?
Greta Daumberg, ladies and gentlemen, is on the show with us today.
Yeah, Greta, how do you feel?
Does she speak Swedish or English?
I don't know.
I think that I have a brother.
Her name is Tarley.
And he walked like a come party part of the guy listening to.
I think that's okay.
And as we know, for people that say, oh, are you making fun of Down syndrome people?
Fuck you.
You ableist shit.
Greta Downberg?
Because she's from Downunda.
Okay?
She's from Australia.
Oh, she looks.
How does she look?
Want to be a Greta Thunderberg?
She looks like Greta Thunberg.
And, oh, well, what was that voice you made?
Have you ever tried?
She's a baby.
She knows her mouth is full.
She's eating.
They're always, see, her cheeks are putting.
Her face is swollen because she's got food in her mouth.
So, Greta Downberg, ladies and gentlemen, this is fucking awesome.
Honestly, this is so cool.
Her favorite band.
You know what her favorite band is?
The chat said?
Oh, what?
Syndrome of a Down.
I've never heard of that band.
Never heard of that band.
I'll take this chromosome, double it, and give it to the next person.
You got a wicked.
He's a wicked boy.
He's a wicked boy.
Oh, someone said Elijah likes to play with dolls.
True, true story.
True story.
We'll see you on locals in a second.
For the rest of these, for the, we will do, we're going to do one more segment here on YouTube.
I do encourage you to start heading over to Rumble and heading over there as we finish the show on Rumble and on locals.
So if you're watching on YouTube, we do there's some segments that are too spicy for YouTube.
And so we like to put them out there.
I just put a link in the description as well if you're on YouTube and you want to head over there and finish a show with us.
But as I like to end on YouTube and I like to show something positive, let's look at some wins.
Let's look at something nice.
Let's have a little change of environment.
Well, it looks like there is some positivity.
So there was this dog that was given up to the shelter and it was separated from its puppies.
Okay?
This dog was separated from its puppies.
And the dog wouldn't speak to anyone.
It was kind of violent.
It was sad.
It just stayed in the corner.
It didn't move.
And they found a way to find out where they got abandoned from the dog and to get the puppies back to the dog.
And they decided that they were going to get the puppies to rightful owners to save the puppies and also reunite this dog with its puppies.
You'll never see a happier video.
Who's that?
Yeah.
What is it?
It's like his other puppies.
There's nothing quite as precious as puppies, right?
I mean, who's not into the puppies?
Who's not into this stuff?
Who doesn't love a good little puppy story?
Wasn't that actually a nice win?
Wasn't that so positive?
Nice.
I did this whole segment for you, too.
And because I'm also kind of fucked up in my humor, this is somehow going to make it into.
Yeah.
No.
This also makes it into this segment.
This is a win, by the way.
Remember those stories where people were like, I...
It was racism.
This person left a pile of poop on my doorstep and it was racism.
And then it was like, no, no, it wasn't.
It was just someone just accidentally left their dog poop on the doorstep or whatever.
I feel like these things are like, no, they hate us.
They persecute us.
They burn our flags and do that.
And we go, no, no.
We're not doing that.
We're not burning your flags.
But I actually think it's true.
It's a foreign nation.
It's a communist flag.
And we don't fly flags of communism.
Yeah.
Okay.
We don't fly communist flags.
And people go, oh, it's such a boomer take.
No, it's not.
It's not.
The right wing is the only wing I know that, like, you guys are still posting boomer shapes.
Like, we just, you guys just post swastikas and Hitler stuff all the time.
You're like, yeah, they took their ideas, repackaged them successfully, and are taking over the world.
Meanwhile, you're stuck on Telegram posting your memes that you think are edgy and funny, getting yourself suspended on every major platform, having no voice anywhere, and going, yeah, but we got the point across.
Name them!
Name them!
And you're like, if you want to get your ideas across and you think that certain ideas were good, but they've had a bad reputation, repackage them like the left does.
They repackage communist intersectional ideas and they've re-brought them into every institution.
They've taken over the entire West.
Okay?
So they did a pretty good job at that.
Meanwhile, we're shit posting, which I agree is cool and I like shit posting in general, but the people that are really serious about it don't seem to be very serious to me because they're not really thinking about ways to win.
They just want, it's like, they just want people to say stuff to say stuff.
It's like they would rather have a commentator they like destroy their whole career for the sake of saying something somewhere than thinking about how to win, right?
Or even asking how to win or how to support them or how to like go in that direction.
And I'm just like, I want to win.
I want to win.
I really do want to win.
On that note, I want to win.
And we're going to be talking to you guys because there's nothing greater than a little baby with their puppy.
And we're going to finish the show out on Rumble.
But of course, make sure that you go to liveshaf.locals.com because we'll explain to you why this is the final show, what that means, and maybe a little bit of what's happening next.
And we love you guys.
We support you guys for supporting the show.
This has been a hell of a last few years of ups and downs for all of us in this entire country.
But we're motherfucking going to keep going because we're not going to give up.
And we're never going to let bullshit get in the way of all of us thriving in our life.
I will see you over for the last two segments of the show on Rumble.
Make sure that you head over there right now.
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