Elijah Schaefer and Kezia "Queen Fetus" Schaffer mock the 2024 Grammys as "satanic," citing Lizzo’s meatball gown, Sam Smith’s serpent imagery, and Kanye West’s absence while defending his Hitler comments. They pivot to NORAD’s alleged failure under Trump, transgender surfing policies, and "spicy" fight videos banned from YouTube, pushing Rumble as a censorship-free alternative. The episode blends conspiracy theories, right-wing grievances, and prepper/health product plugs—like Four Patriots’ dog food and VShred’s testosterone supplements—while framing cultural critiques as moral victories. [Automatically generated summary]
Well, if you guys don't know about this, so the Grammys just took place.
Let me bring my seat up.
I feel like I'm really short here.
The Grammys just took place in the United States.
And surprisingly, I'm actually not shocked that it was filled with transsexuals, homosexuals, and, of course, my favorite beautiful girl that I try not to get off to too quickly, Dylan Mulvaney.
No, I mean, I mean, but realistically speaking, it's the sad part is it's like you neither look like an attractive female, nor do you look like a handsome male like you just basically wrong with that hairline, though.
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I want to jump into this because I think what makes what sets this show apart is it is the best worst show.
It is not good, right?
Tim Poole had almost the same title, and his show's good.
Yeah, so Tom McDonald really, really just like wowed me.
He actually really was impressive, and I was really happy to see him just go in this positive direction because he had Instagram, Instagram, Tom McDonald.
He actually had a song about this, and he was reminding people that he had once spoken about this on his rap music.
Why wouldn't you interview?
Why wouldn't you write in Tom McDonald?
Here it is.
It doesn't show up his main page.
He actually had rapped about this, and I wanted to play this.
Can we not play this without logging in?
Why do we have to log in?
Okay.
And then it doesn't let you log in.
This is why I fucking hate this because it doesn't let me like change.
Look at this.
It doesn't let me.
It doesn't let me.
I have to do this and then I can't get in.
And then I can't.
I can't.
It ever lets me log in to actually click on the account.
And I try to log in.
And then it can't change the account that I'm trying to log in with.
I don't know.
So I guess we won't play that because they don't give a shit about us existing.
Well, she's got like a headmaster's uniform on, kind of.
But then she's got like two big long noodles coming down the front of her head and then some loop-de-loops on the side.
This looks like a girl in the 90s that would offer you ecstasy in high school, but she's or the girl from that movie called Napoleon Dynamite who makes bracelets and goes and sells them to people.
So now, speaking of controversy, it gives me great pleasure to introduce two incredibly talented artists who have risen above the noise, the doubt, the critics into something beautifully unholy.
This is the best one that I could play because I felt like it's distorted enough that I won't get a copyright strike because we're like on the sides and the sound is messed up.
Like, we're not like Owen Benjamin here or like another show where we're necessarily going to break through the barriers and press into things that you've never heard before.
Like those people are all great and they have their own thing.
We are semi-mainstream on the show in the terms of just like what we cover.
But we will give you an interesting perspective.
And that's the fact that people pretending to be upset by this are retarded.
Like Lucifer was the angel of music, right?
And he was the head music master.
The Grammys is like the way the devil programs people is through television, through the Grammys.
I consider this to be like an anti-Satan show.
We're like anti-antichrist.
Like we are against Satan.
We are anti-devilers.
We are against devil man.
This show's anti-devil.
But it's like the real programming that the devil does isn't through a cult.
This would just be, I would consider this to be like a seance, like the devil just unashamedly being like, yeah, this is my worship.
This is my temple.
This is what I do.
But the programming, I mean, the song's called Unholy.
And it's a catchy song.
I never knew it was called Unholy.
And I didn't know it was from Sam Smith until like a month ago.
But it's a very, very, very catchy song.
And that's the way the devil works through programming is that we oftentimes like we just hear things.
It's repetitive.
And that's the way the lies of the devil work.
And if you're not a Christian, that's totally fine or you don't believe in God.
But here's the truth of how the devil works, whether you believe in him or not.
Is the devil doesn't always just go into your head and say like, kill yourself, kill yourself, which he can.
I would say that those are like demons that might bother you and might implant thoughts into your head and might try to get you to harm someone or like, you know, those crazy thoughts that you get in your head that you're like, where'd those come from?
Those could be demons, but the devil's not omniscient, meaning he's not omnipresent.
He's not everywhere.
He's not in everything.
He's a solitary being.
So the devil's not going to do his bidding by like walking around into your ear.
And I think people give too much credit to the devil, like, oh, the devil made me do it.
It's like, no, the devil's one being.
The way the devil's going to promote his prowess and the way that he's going to actually influence society and culture is going to be through a repetitive, subtle, and also like, I would say pretty straightforward messaging that doesn't just go into your head like, hey, become a homosexual and hey, just be unholy.
It's like, it's reinforced through your television, through the banking system, through usury, through the hustle culture, through the idea of music.
And you're programmed to think that life is about the bitches and the money and the hoes.
And I only separate the bitches and the hoes because they're separate.
But you go through and it's like, it's like, this is not the ultimate satanic worship.
This is a expression of an open, like, we are Satan's pawns.
But the whole system is meant for you to be focused on yourself, to be negative, to have, you know, internalize everything and to crush other people to get ahead, to lie, to cheat, to steal.
This is what it's about.
We're all fallen.
We're all sinners.
I'm not better than anybody else.
But I think it's dumb for like the supposed religious right that I see on the internet to be like, this is evidence that Satan's in control.
And you're like, nah.
Everything else is evidence.
This is just like, if this is what it took for you to think Satan was in control of things, you're retarded.
Like when people originally heard this song that he's singing and performing, were they like, ah, he's singing about being unholy.
The devil is at it again.
It's only when they do the performances where they do everything, but they'll play the song and listen to it.
And even with music, it's like people aren't just going to come and be like, you should do drugs and sleep around and blah, blah, blah, do all this sort of stuff.
You can't really sort of get people to copy you when you say that.
But when you sing it, you can get people to literally sing.
But it's like you can, you'll just like start singing these things where you wouldn't automatically be like, oh, let's go and get high by the beach.
But I'll sing about it.
Or like, hey, like, why don't we go do something unholy and be badly behaved?
But I'll sing about it.
I'm guilty too.
I'm guilty too.
But I just think that it's easier to get people to say things out loud that if you just say it like you're talking, like, oh, let's go and do drugs and like just strip our clothes off and just like dance naked and just like open our bodies up to just like sleep with anyone and everyone.
People would be like, oh, I don't know if that's a good idea.
But if we all sing about it together along with the song, no one says anything about that.
I just think it's easier to get people to agree with you or say what you want when it's through a song because you don't realize what you're declaring and saying.
Well, yeah, that makes well that makes a lot of sense.
So, um, so what's crazy, though, is as we jump into this, though, because I do want to bring up the fact that the Grammys are in this position to where it's not that they're just satanic, it's that it's just further evidence of what's actually been going on in the world already, right?
So, it's like we, it's not really, and this is why I don't like when people are like, oh, it's so shocking.
How is this shocking?
This is what's shocking to you.
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So, I want to bring up something that is mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty fun about the Grammys that continues to.
But realistically speaking, I think he was like the fourth most played artist, I think.
And he's been nominated and or won Grammys pretty much every year, nominated or won.
And remember, everybody says this is the evil guy because he said that he saw some good in Hitler, which, to be fair, if you're going to say Hitler's bad, but then praise the devil, then I just don't take you seriously.
So like, who, like, everyone knows if we talk about the devil, that's got to be the most wickedest evil man who loves to kill and he's like, the prince of the underworld where he's just going to torture and stuff like that.
We're not going to have him be a part of our shows.
But he's the one that's doing the Sunday services.
And he's doing the opposite.
He's trying to praise Jesus.
And that's why they targeted him.
I do think he did himself a disservice, though.
Like, I get what he was doing.
And I've spoken to Fuentes and different people about this, is that I totally support what even Kanye is doing.
And I support what these people are doing.
They are fighters.
But also, we have to be really careful as children of God.
And this is myself included.
Sometimes I get so caught up in the humor of it and the joke and the bit and what's going on that I can lose the ability to be effective.
Now, of course, with studying the philosophers recently, refreshing and getting back onto some stoicism, Aristo the Challenger, who was somebody who really challenged, and I was talking about this on Twitter recently, he challenged the status quo of Zeno and the other teachers on their idea that there was a rule book to life.
Now, Aristo had a lot of good points on the way that he challenged the status quo.
But a lot of critics and contemporaries realize that if he had been smarter and not just erased the entire system and opposed the entire everybody, but he had played a little smarter and had a little more tact and played within the system, he could have caused more reform and actually had a better life if he had actually been smarter on how he resisted.
And so sometimes I think we don't resist very smart.
That's why people that are like, like they boast.
I've been nuked off Twitter five times.
That's not a boast.
You should play smart.
And you could just get nuked off Twitter.
I could get nuked tomorrow for something stupid.
But we should be playing smart.
We should try to play.
We should try to play on as many fronts as we can and be smart because there's nothing smart about dying on a battlefield unnecessarily.
There's like a random fresh article I saw from, I think it was from Snopes.
It was like, we're just refreshing this to let everyone know that it's a complete conspiracy theory that bankers sunk the Titanic to get rid of heirs to world banks and to funds.
And I go, I didn't really know.
Why do we need to remind people of this?
Was this such a normal conspiracy that we needed to tell you?
One of my favorite things that I ever saw recently was, was like, I saw, I'm not going to mention who it is because I just don't want to cause, I don't want to, I'm not.
I'm not here for pettiness, but I'll just say this.
Somebody that works for an organization on the right wing got invited to the Grammys and wore a Israeli flag purse and an Israeli flag ring and like posted pictures.
Like, I'm wearing this to the Grammys because I heard people are against Israel.
And I was like, ooh, you bet.
You rebel supporting Israel in the media?
Ooh, no one's done that before.
That's a first.
You're really breaking ground.
You are setting the example for everyone because God knows there's no Jewish people in media.
Yeah, but I thought really, really, really risky to carry an Israeli flag into the Grammys because God knows all those Jews that are not involved in that stuff.
And I was going to say, so this is another useless clip, but you know I said the reason why I don't like Hollywood has little to do with anything more than the people are fake and gay, right?
I did bring this up, though, and I wondered if this is kind of interesting of like where we're at in our world.
This is an interesting discussion.
Lord Miles, a very cool guy, said that he went to Bumble, set the filter to Catholic, right-wing, something serious, 19 to 26-year-olds, and four results were in England on the dating app.
I thought it was white and unvaccinated.
We have different priorities.
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I've always said, I find that vaccinated wasn't that good.
Yeah, but I love, but Persians, that's what's the hard part.
It's like forbidden fruit.
And by the way, I'll just say this: Persians are up 30% in looks once they get their noses fixed.
Because, I mean, it doesn't have to have a perfect nose, but I just meant like a lot of them have these crazy noses, and then they get a nose job, and then they can become bitches.
I get always stressed before these because I have to do everything.
Like, I always have to do all this shit and get everything ready and thumbnails.
But it's like, but I really enjoyed this because there's so much less drama and like less problems like flying people in and everything right now.
And of course, like, you know, I'll get back to that and I'm have some in-person guests that are coming in because obviously a little bit far away from some guests to come on the show.
And I hate digital interviews.
I've been doing some.
Digital interviews are so gay.
They just suck.
They just, they're just horrible.
And I do them, but they're just not the same.
I just like talking to people in person.
It's way better.
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I love this video when you hear people in the background talking, like talking from Fox when they blew up the balloon over the ocean.
Like, it's one of the funniest things because to me, this sounds like what the internet was if it had a voice.
Like, you know, like you see a meme, and this is what I hear when I see the meme.
Listen.
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Earlier during an off-camera press briefing with reporters, the top general for NORAD in North America admitted the U.S. military did not detect the earlier Chinese spy flights during the Trump administration.
john kirby also spoke earlier with reporters i can tell you that wrong video but no wait i have another video i have I have another video.
I did want to talk about a few other things that I thought were pretty phenomenally important in what's actually going on in our lives.
But I did want to just bring up this one thing really quickly, which is the meme that I like that I think is a boomer meme of the day and is very interesting, though.
Let me see if I can get this up here.
Boomer Meme of the Day.
I still can't believe we're living and not in a simulation.
This is a real world that we live in.
This is what's happening.
I do enjoy boomer memes a lot though.
And so if you ever want to send them to me on Twitter, I appreciate it.
Those are balloons, spy balloons, knocking down our president.
We knew it was going to be a bad few years.
But I bring this discussion up, and I want to talk about a little bit about the presidency and some crazy stories that are happening, including they're letting transgenders into the world surf competition.
And I also want to look at a couple fight videos that I can't show on here that are from certain individuals who have a certain month that we have going on right now.
Ooh.
Yes.
So we're going to move completely over to Rumble for this because these opinions are a little bit too spicy for the interweb.
So I just put the link to the Rumble.
Let me go ahead and get this in here.
I just put the link to the Rumble in the chat.
You can go ahead and go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
It should be in there.
You can go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
I put it in the chat.
You can head over to Rumble right now and we're going to end the conversation here.
Someone said, whoa, already.
We've already been going for one hour here on YouTube.
Yeah, and so we're going to go over and we're going to finish the show.
We're going to do the rest of the show on Rumble.
So I encourage you to check it out and go click the link to Rumble.
I'm going to go ahead and stop it for all my people.
Why don't you hit the falsetto so we can do the Transition here.