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| Well, once in a blue moon, controversies arise that have to be addressed. | ||
| I'm talking about none other than the Grammys, which has been satanic many years in a row. | ||
| And it's not actually surprising, but of course, I love laughing at fat black women, aka Lizo, only because she looks so good. | ||
| And I'm just filled with joy. | ||
| I like Dylan Mulvaney making all the boys look their best dressed, wearing a red crimson gown. | ||
| I mean, America is back, baby. | ||
| We have spy balloons over our country. | ||
| The griffs are high. | ||
| The stakes have never been lower. | ||
| And of course, we're all triple boosted. | ||
| Like I mentioned, I'm a little bit late today because last week I was getting my son's dick cut off. | ||
| And this week I was actually getting my daughter's forearm skin removed so we can make a fake penis for her. | ||
| So apologies. | ||
| I had to keep my priorities in order. | ||
| We have so much fun stuff to talk about. | ||
| I'm excited to be here. | ||
| It is approximately 10.15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States. | ||
| Let's get down. | ||
|
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I don't | |
| know what happened there. | ||
| Well, I'll tell you this. | ||
| I spent the afternoon with Brucey Boy. | ||
|
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Brucey? | |
| My in-law's little puppy. | ||
| And so I was just swimming in the ocean, having a good time. | ||
| So you get Beach Boy, Beach Hair Elijah, aka I just got out of a green room with Dylan Mulvaney. | ||
| We don't know what happened. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Was it Brucey? | ||
| Or was it Dylan? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| My name is Elijah Schaefer. | ||
| I'm your top 17 host on another shit stream live stream Monday, Wednesday, Fridays at approximately 10 o'clock Eastern Time in the United States. | ||
| We have so much to cover today. | ||
| I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus. | ||
|
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Woo! | |
| I was just acting out what would happen if you got injected in my dance routine, if anyone noticed. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't turn out well. | ||
| Well, if you guys don't know about this, so the Grammys just took place. | ||
| Let me bring my seat up. | ||
| I feel like I'm really short here. | ||
| The Grammys just took place in the United States. | ||
| And surprisingly, I'm actually not shocked that it was filled with transsexuals, homosexuals, and, of course, my favorite beautiful girl that I try not to get off to too quickly, Dylan Mulvaney. | ||
| Looking hot. | ||
| Looking hot, Dylan. | ||
| Looking beautiful. | ||
| I want to just play this here. | ||
| I think we have a slow motion. | ||
| Brand new face and everything. | ||
| Do you know everybody? | ||
| Just to remind you guys that we are, I can bring this up. | ||
| You guys can get, it is officially, we are live now on locals. | ||
| You can go right there to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com. | ||
| Join the movement. | ||
| Support slightly offensive. | ||
| Become a slightly offensive backer. | ||
| If you don't join, you a bitch. | ||
| But you can join and also be a son of a bitch. | ||
| An SOB, a slightly offensive backer. | ||
| It's really awesome. | ||
| I encourage you to join. | ||
| But that is, we are live on there now. | ||
| We're officially live on locals. | ||
| And everyone on locals decided they said they really wanted one thing was slow motion. | ||
| Dylan Mulvaney spinning around. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Wow. | ||
| That is peak masculinity today. | ||
| Look at that hairline. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That goes like straight across. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I've been trying. | ||
| I'm really feeling that. | ||
| Still, you know, he's still got work to do, unfortunately. | ||
| Sorry, Dylan. | ||
| think he's had a lot of too much work actually from my understanding so this is as long as he keeps his mouth shut Oh, his mouth is open. | ||
| I can say this, coming from the green room, Brucy wasn't the only thing that was barking up the wrong tree. | ||
| I feel like, though, what's weird about this is no matter how hard people try to look like women, they just look like dudes in a dress. | ||
| Yeah, you know, it's the figure. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And the thing is, as well, is he did get his facial whatever, feminization. | ||
| But even though it does make him look more feminine, you can tell that they've had work done. | ||
| Someone in the chat said Elijah would still hit. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
|
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Aww. | |
| No, I mean, I mean, but realistically speaking, it's the sad part is it's like you neither look like an attractive female, nor do you look like a handsome male like you just basically wrong with that hairline, though. | ||
| Doesn't it kind of look ripply at the top? | ||
| Like, drawn on? | ||
| Yeah, it looks like someone who grew up either without a father or was abused by one. | ||
| Yeah, it's a good observation. | ||
| That's just the hairline of someone who's abused by a father. | ||
| Anyway, we got a lot to talk about today in terms of the Grammys, the Grammy shenami Mwammis. | ||
| But I do want to remind you guys something amazing. | ||
| Don't forget to take care of your best friend. | ||
| Now, I was with my little puppy boy, Brucy. | ||
| He's like a little Australian, what? | ||
| What does he use? | ||
| Cattle dog or something? | ||
| I think he is. | ||
| Yeah, a little cattle dog. | ||
| But of course, you know, dogs, I got a little gunther at home, and it's so important to me to take care of them. | ||
| But most dogs are being fed a terrible, terrible, terrible product called meatmeal that's in all their food. | ||
| And it's actually full of packing supplies, packages, waste food, and it could be making your dog sick. | ||
| Now, of course, Dr. Marty figured out which foods contain this product. | ||
| And it's very important. | ||
| Now, if you love a dog, if you know someone who does, they deserve our best. | ||
| And a lot of times we're overspending on food that we don't need. | ||
| That's still keeping the dog tired. | ||
| That's actually terminating their life early. | ||
| And you've got to find out if you're feeding your dog this one product. | ||
| So what you're going to do is go to dogfoodexpose.com slash offensive. | ||
| The link's in the description. | ||
| You're going to take that link. | ||
| You're going to click on it. | ||
| You're going to send it to friends and find out if your friend has the wrong kind of dog food or you do. | ||
| And also know that Dr. Marty figured out a way to create food that increases the longevity of your dog, takes care of their sensitive guts so they're not all shitting around your house, and also, of course, doesn't contain these harmful products. | ||
| So check it out. | ||
| Go to dogfoodexpose.com slash offensive. | ||
| D-O-G-F-O-O-D E-X-P-O-S-E-D.com slash offensive and find out how to take care of your dog with the best food. | ||
| So I think we were back looking at my favorite dog here. | ||
| I want to jump into this because I think what makes what sets this show apart is it is the best worst show. | ||
| It is not good, right? | ||
| Tim Poole had almost the same title, and his show's good. | ||
| Our show is bad, but it's the best of the worst. | ||
| Yeah, well, you've got to be the best at something. | ||
| Yeah, like think about this. | ||
| I don't think Tim Poole would show this picture of Joe Biden. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| That's what Jill Biden has. | ||
| Jill. | ||
| Jill, come on. | ||
| That's Jill Biden. | ||
| That's Jill burrito. | ||
| Because she loves the, because the Mexicans love burritos, and she loves Mexicans because of their burritos. | ||
| With Tim Poole show that? | ||
| I'm not a baggie burrito. | ||
| Would Tim Poole show that? | ||
| No, he wouldn't. | ||
|
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No. | |
| That's why I said Tim has the pool. | ||
| This is the jacuzzi. | ||
| We have the after party. | ||
| We don't have the budget. | ||
| We don't have the budget. | ||
| We don't have the staff. | ||
| We don't have the guests. | ||
| We don't have the set. | ||
| We don't have the travel budget even. | ||
| We don't even have the conversation, the co-hosts. | ||
| What do we have? | ||
| A good heart. | ||
| Good hearts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And egg burrito pictures. | ||
| And egg burritos. | ||
| Good hearts. | ||
| And a good sense of humor, I would say. | ||
| And a soundboard with two little sound effects that are overused. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But at least we're using them. | ||
| At least we're using them. | ||
| Some people don't even have any. | ||
| Let's just go into the choices. | ||
| So speaking of the Grammys, the Grammys is basically absolutely atrocious. | ||
| I'm going to get some images. | ||
| We'll start out with some images today. | ||
| Lizzo dressed up as a pizza monster slash blood clot in her artery. | ||
| Lisa and Shania Twain lead the worst dress stars at the Grammys. | ||
| Lizzo is the only artist to dress up as a live microscopic insertion of what it looks like inside her aorta. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It looks like a blood clot. | ||
| Am I wrong that it looks like a blood clot? | ||
| Because I feel like that looks like a blood clot. | ||
| Yeah, I, to be honest, I think I immediately thought of something else, but Blood Clawdisk was a close second. | ||
| Yeah, blood clottiest. | ||
| I like the blood clautostrophe. | ||
| I want to look at some more. | ||
| Did she take the robe off at any point? | ||
| Yes, she did. | ||
| And we have images of it. | ||
|
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Are you ready to get your first Chabby? | |
| Well, I don't know if I can do that, but I'll try. | ||
| Yes, we do have a couple images. | ||
| I want to see if I actually have them. | ||
| Oh, yeah, here's another image of her, what she wore to the outfit. | ||
| Someone has said she looked like a meatball. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| So I can tell, I think I'm starting to pick up on the theme of the Grammys. | ||
| Food. | ||
| Your favorite foods. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And your favorite big pharma companies. | ||
| I just, I just love, like, you know, we talk about how they talk to fat girls and they're like. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You know how they tell fat girls, you know, girl, you look good. | ||
| Slay queen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Girl, you're looking hot. | ||
| And I don't get complimented as much as. | ||
| A fat chick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why does no one ever tell a fat chick, you look like a hot scrunched up ball of pork on and like, like, you look like a meatball. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That looks like delicious. | ||
| You look like a fire meatball at an Italian restaurant. | ||
| I want to eat you up, girl. | ||
| They're not joking. | ||
| Like, is it even wrong if I said, yo, I'm going to eat your pussy because your pussy tastes like pork. | ||
| Okay, I wasn't expecting that. | ||
| No, because that's that song. | ||
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Hey, little mama, show me which pussy because you eat them. | |
| Okay, well, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know any of the lyrics. | ||
| I'm not going to listen to, but. | ||
| It's about a cat. | ||
| It's about a cat. | ||
| No. | ||
| I really feel disgusted right now. | ||
| If you were insinuating, I would use a different word on the show. | ||
| Well, this is the only show that I have to guarantee to mark not for children whenever I sign up for the live streams. | ||
| I have to double-click it. | ||
| I always just check to make sure we don't get in trouble. | ||
| But I always said, there's parents who get mad at me. | ||
| They're like, you said that on the show. | ||
| I go, this show's not for children. | ||
| I have to mark a box. | ||
| It says, is this for children? | ||
| And I click no. | ||
|
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I think Lizzo's show is for children. | |
| Probably, I'd say. | ||
| I'd want all my kids to watch her show. | ||
| Well, Lizzo, there is a picture. | ||
| She did take it off. | ||
| The best dress from the Grammys came out. | ||
| This is my favorite. | ||
| This was her on the stage in her performance. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| She was performing as a tampon. | ||
| I believe that's what it. | ||
| Are you just making a joke or she genuinely? | ||
| She looks like a tampon full of blood, like a used tampon already absorbed. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| In this picture? | ||
| Well, I just want to say this to ladies. | ||
| What's stopping you from looking like that? | ||
| What's stopping? | ||
| My appetite. | ||
| Do you know I asked, okay, can we see this? | ||
| So I asked people, what's stopping you from looking like this? | ||
| And I'd love to see the best responses. | ||
| If you always want to, you could make sure that you guys always follow me on Twitter. | ||
| It's really important. | ||
| Go to Twitter at Elijah Schaefer. | ||
| If you want to get involved in these and be seen on the show and actually have your opinion. | ||
| I asked people, what is keeping you from looking like this? | ||
| And just on a favorable mention, someone in the Telegram posted this, telegramt.me slash slightly offensive. | ||
| As we look at these pictures, they said, it'll be okay. | ||
| So many demons, Jesus. | ||
| He's like, I like my Jesus is white. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| No, I don't even know how Jesus looked. | ||
| But apparently that's supposed to be him. | ||
| And he's like, so many demons. | ||
| I always picture that the frogs pick like this. | ||
| Like a kind of like Charlotte Dan Center. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I wonder why the show doesn't get more mainstream sponsors. | ||
| Meanwhile, I'm like making a Down syndrome voice for a frog in Jesus' arms and wondering, huh? | ||
| I wonder what decisions I've made with my life that have got me to this position. | ||
| Do you just think that frog would sound like that? | ||
| Or when you see frogs in general, you think that they all have Down syndrome voices? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I think all frogs speak in Down syndrome. | ||
|
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I think frogs speak in French. | |
| Do you know Josh LaCash? | ||
| We have him on the show sometimes from the Wrong Opinion podcast. | ||
| He writes the best takes of anyone I've ever seen. | ||
| And there was the Right for Life organization or whatever, Lilla Rose's organization, has a guy with Down syndrome speaking in front of Congress. | ||
| And they're like, and he testified. | ||
| And he's going, this guy testified and explained how he's grateful for his life. | ||
| And then Josh just like retweeted it and was like, that was definitely not a retarded answer. | ||
| Anyway, anyway, I asked people if what's keeping you from looking like Lizzo. | ||
| And what's so we, this was, this was the prompt of the post. | ||
| What's stopping you from looking like this? | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| What's stopping you from looking like that, ladies? | ||
| What is stopping you? | ||
| And we got a myriad of responses, actually. | ||
| My stomach can't, I just, at some point, I just have to stop eating. | ||
| So Adam Krigler said, confidence at about 250 pounds. | ||
| That's a very scientific answer. | ||
| It's really remarkable. | ||
| It's really remarkable. | ||
| We had about 652,000 views on this. | ||
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What else did people say? | |
| Isabella Maria DeLuca said, self-respect. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| BD Edwards put up a nice little gift. | ||
| This is what's keeping him from looking like this as well. | ||
| We don't all get giant donuts. | ||
| Zariot Highline said, my healthy eating habits. | ||
| I'll be honest. | ||
| I've been over 200 pounds in my life. | ||
| I have compassion for overweight people. | ||
| I like what Waymore Woke actually said, said it was the price of food. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The price of food was keeping me from looking like that. | ||
| I think one of the other ones that I liked, where is it at? | ||
| It was down here. | ||
| Somebody, oh, yeah, somebody said 6,000 calories per day for three years is what's keeping me from looking like that. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, that's a lot. | ||
| 6,000 of them. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| You have to be really committed to that sort of lifestyle. | ||
| Oh, we do. | ||
| We do. | ||
| Don't forget, guys, as well, that we are right now. | ||
| We're on Rumble, so you can follow us at Rumble. | ||
| We're here on the page. | ||
| You can see us. | ||
| We're totally, you can get in the chat. | ||
| You can also send super chats through here as well. | ||
| We got the chat going. | ||
| We also have the nice old YouTube chat as well, going hot, going hard. | ||
| And we have the locals chat. | ||
| And we'll read super chats at the end, but I can read you the entire time and I can get some awesome opinions from you guys. | ||
| Let's go into the satanic side of it. | ||
| So I think what's kind of weird to me is how people are surprised about the Satanism, you know, like as if it's not already to be expected. | ||
| I think a lot of the right wing goes like, I can't believe the Grammys would allow something satanic. | ||
|
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What? | |
| And it's like, do we not remember past years? | ||
| Like, do we not remember any of these things? | ||
| Like, do you not remember this? | ||
| Yeah, or like Super Bowl event, or literally like any event. | ||
| What about that one event where it was one of the Kardashians' boyfriends? | ||
| What about the ball? | ||
| And they all died at his concert. | ||
| Do you not remember this one? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Kardashian one where they all went into the tunnel and died. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So I feel like this is kind of. | ||
| I feel like this is kind of expected now. | ||
| If it was like totally chill and there wasn't anything about Satan or sex, I would have been like, what has gotten into them? | ||
| These chills were not just trying to make some music. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Whatever happened? | ||
| I do think, though, that this is, it is interesting because it is the cultic side of things. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Yeah, there's a song. | ||
| Why am I messing up? | ||
| Chat, what's his name? | ||
| He's actually a friend of mine, and I'm like, there's just so much going on in my brain right now. | ||
| Who's the rapper, the white rapper, who's always got good lyrics? | ||
| I've had him on the show. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Who is he? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I forgot what his name is. | ||
| No, but he's my friend. | ||
|
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No. | |
| I'm thinking, thinking, thinking. | ||
| No, I'm just saying out names. | ||
| Let me hook. | ||
|
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Tom. | |
| Tom McDonald. | ||
| Yeah, so Tom McDonald really, really just like wowed me. | ||
| He actually really was impressive, and I was really happy to see him just go in this positive direction because he had Instagram, Instagram, Tom McDonald. | ||
| He actually had a song about this, and he was reminding people that he had once spoken about this on his rap music. | ||
| Why wouldn't you interview? | ||
| Why wouldn't you write in Tom McDonald? | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| It doesn't show up his main page. | ||
| He actually had rapped about this, and I wanted to play this. | ||
| Can we not play this without logging in? | ||
| Why do we have to log in? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And then it doesn't let you log in. | ||
| This is why I fucking hate this because it doesn't let me like change. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| It doesn't let me. | ||
| It doesn't let me. | ||
| I have to do this and then I can't get in. | ||
| And then I can't. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| It ever lets me log in to actually click on the account. | ||
| And I try to log in. | ||
| And then it can't change the account that I'm trying to log in with. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| So I guess we won't play that because they don't give a shit about us existing. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| How do we, how does this not work? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Screw it. | ||
| We're not going to try it anymore. | ||
| We're not going to try it. | ||
| We're not going to try it. | ||
| But he did rap about this and it was really incredible. | ||
| And I wondered if he actually had put it on his Twitter. | ||
|
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I just want to say, you impress me every day, darling. | |
| You impress me with your skill in show business to while your mind is not here with us because you're actively trying to find something. | ||
| You won't stop talking. | ||
| You'll keep talking and make sure that everyone's still listening and while you're doing something else. | ||
| I've done years of live shows. | ||
| I've done years of live shows. | ||
| I've never canceled them myself. | ||
| They've been canceled, but I have still the same guy, and I still continue to speak a lot. | ||
| Oh, here's the video. | ||
| I found it. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Yeah, this was really good. | ||
| This is from Tom MacDonald. | ||
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You see the symbols in their videos. | |
| It's not accidental. | ||
| They sold their souls to be famous. | ||
| It's not a dead they can send them. | ||
| Check the lyrics, you can hear it on every instrumental. | ||
| These award shows aren't about the music or visuals. | ||
| They're designed to be identical to satanic rituals. | ||
| You buy tickets to concerts, you're not aware they're performing. | ||
| Black masks and the fans are part of the ceremony. | ||
| The industry been infected. | ||
| Illuminati agendas. | ||
| Communicate with the youth. | ||
| These are messages in the records. | ||
| It's all black magic. | ||
| Wanna hear the devil play the track backwards. | ||
| This is facts, witchcraft, and a rap album. | ||
| Celebrities have clearly been cursed. | ||
| Research the conspiracy first. | ||
| It's so obvious they're taunting us with little oozy verse. | ||
| Say it slow, sound it out. | ||
| Lil' Lucifer. | ||
| There's devils around me, close on me mano. | ||
| So walk through the valley, they follow his shadow. | ||
| That is a he's a scary-looking dude. | ||
| That is frightening. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He is very scary and one of the nicest people you will ever meet in your entire lives. | ||
| Him and his girlfriend are some of the sweetest people. | ||
| It's always that the look is always deceptive. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like you always assume that this person's going to be scary in person, but he's really nice. | ||
| And I really like him a lot. | ||
| Tom is a wonderful dude. | ||
| I've met a lot of good people in this industry, a lot of bad people, but he's one of the good ones, for sure. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| And one of the nice things about this, I think this was a previous song. | ||
| I don't listen to rap music. | ||
| I'm not into rap music because I'm white and I have self-respect. | ||
| But I also totally understand that his music's not really rap. | ||
| It's like pop singing lyrical. | ||
| I jive with the fact of what he's doing because he's breaking into a genre where people talk about like the N-word and popping pussies and Lizzo. | ||
| And he's like, hey, I'm going rap some real lyrics. | ||
| And it's not just like, it's not just like Donald Trump lyrics. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like, Hunt Biden's laptop. | ||
| I found his laptop. | ||
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I'm going to fuck his laptop. | |
| I love that song. | ||
| I mean, this is pretty intense, right? | ||
| I mean, this is like, this is like, he puts time into his work. | ||
| He puts effort into his work. | ||
| He's a very talented guy. | ||
| And he's self-funded. | ||
| He's completely independent. | ||
| And he's really impressive to me. | ||
| Although I don't really listen to rap music. | ||
| I think him and Hi-Rez are probably up there with the better. | ||
| If you're into that stuff. | ||
| If you're into this kind of music, that's where it's up. | ||
| But I do like, if you even just see me trying to listen to rap music on the live streams, I look awkward. | ||
|
unidentified
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I'm like, yeah. | |
| Why? | ||
| Are you on the is the chat popping off? | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, just this one. | ||
| This one's making me funny. | ||
| Ah, it's broken. | ||
|
unidentified
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Never mind. | |
| I can bring up the chat here. | ||
|
unidentified
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What? | |
| Oh, there's just this one. | ||
| Double fuck Hunter Biden? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
|
unidentified
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Moving along. | |
| Okay. | ||
| So that was what he was saying about the Satanism. | ||
| But because we're demonetized, I think I can actually play some of these things where other people can't actually play them. | ||
| This was the performance that people were talking about. | ||
| We're not going to watch the whole thing, but... | ||
| Sam's one. | ||
|
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You are definitely onto something. | |
| That's where you make noise. | ||
| Can we just stop and say, what the hell is that? | ||
| What's going on there? | ||
| Do you know what? | ||
| It looks like if you went to boarding school and you had to wear a strict uniform, however, you could do your hair however you liked. | ||
|
unidentified
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What do you mean? | |
| Well, she's got like a headmaster's uniform on, kind of. | ||
| But then she's got like two big long noodles coming down the front of her head and then some loop-de-loops on the side. | ||
| This looks like a girl in the 90s that would offer you ecstasy in high school, but she's or the girl from that movie called Napoleon Dynamite who makes bracelets and goes and sells them to people. | ||
| Deb? | ||
| I don't know what her name was, but that kind of reminds me of her. | ||
| All right, well, here we go. | ||
|
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So I'm here to give you a little bit of a single-screen. | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Is she carrying a BDSM whip? | ||
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I think. | |
| With a BDSM whip? | ||
| Yeah, because you whip. | ||
| Yeah, I. Makes sense. | ||
| I don't know why that would be weird to carry that around to in a while. | ||
| A little sauce. | ||
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A little sauce. | |
| To all the rebels out there forging a new path and taking the heat for all of it. | ||
| You guys need to know, all you troublemakers out there, you need to know that your fearlessness does not go unnoticed. | ||
| She's talking to you, Laj. | ||
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You are seen. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You are heard. | ||
| And most of all, you are appreciated. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Clapping with her whip. | ||
|
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So now, speaking of controversy, it gives me great pleasure to introduce two incredibly talented artists who have risen above the noise, the doubt, the critics into something beautifully unholy. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Here are two Grammy Award winners. | ||
| Sam Smith. | ||
| So we got the occult theme, right? | ||
| The circles. | ||
| Are they whispering? | ||
| I didn't see the whole video. | ||
| This is the best one that I could play because I felt like it's distorted enough that I won't get a copyright strike because we're like on the sides and the sound is messed up. | ||
| Everyone's pretty much seen. | ||
| Yeah, I have a higher deaf one, but I felt like we'd get in trouble for it. | ||
|
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Fair. | |
| Well, I've got goosebumps. | ||
| And the bad kind. | ||
| I have to not get copyright striked here. | ||
| All having checks on the floor. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Eroticism. | ||
| In bondage, like in jail. | ||
| It's actually really cool to be in prison. | ||
| I don't know why people don't want to go. | ||
| Why are you yelling? | ||
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Me? | |
| Okay. | ||
| I can't play any more of that before this channel gets taken down. | ||
| But we've all seen all the bits. | ||
| Well, I'm assuming MJ might not have. | ||
| Oh, maybe MJ didn't. | ||
| So I play it for the people who haven't seen it. | ||
| I do bring this up, though, which is interesting. | ||
| Like, we're not like Owen Benjamin here or like another show where we're necessarily going to break through the barriers and press into things that you've never heard before. | ||
| Like those people are all great and they have their own thing. | ||
| We are semi-mainstream on the show in the terms of just like what we cover. | ||
| But we will give you an interesting perspective. | ||
| And that's the fact that people pretending to be upset by this are retarded. | ||
| Like Lucifer was the angel of music, right? | ||
| And he was the head music master. | ||
| The Grammys is like the way the devil programs people is through television, through the Grammys. | ||
| I consider this to be like an anti-Satan show. | ||
| We're like anti-antichrist. | ||
| Like we are against Satan. | ||
| We are anti-devilers. | ||
| We are against devil man. | ||
| This show's anti-devil. | ||
| But it's like the real programming that the devil does isn't through a cult. | ||
| This would just be, I would consider this to be like a seance, like the devil just unashamedly being like, yeah, this is my worship. | ||
| This is my temple. | ||
| This is what I do. | ||
| But the programming, I mean, the song's called Unholy. | ||
| And it's a catchy song. | ||
| I never knew it was called Unholy. | ||
| And I didn't know it was from Sam Smith until like a month ago. | ||
| But it's a very, very, very catchy song. | ||
| And that's the way the devil works through programming is that we oftentimes like we just hear things. | ||
| It's repetitive. | ||
| And that's the way the lies of the devil work. | ||
| And if you're not a Christian, that's totally fine or you don't believe in God. | ||
| But here's the truth of how the devil works, whether you believe in him or not. | ||
| Is the devil doesn't always just go into your head and say like, kill yourself, kill yourself, which he can. | ||
| I would say that those are like demons that might bother you and might implant thoughts into your head and might try to get you to harm someone or like, you know, those crazy thoughts that you get in your head that you're like, where'd those come from? | ||
| Those could be demons, but the devil's not omniscient, meaning he's not omnipresent. | ||
| He's not everywhere. | ||
| He's not in everything. | ||
| He's a solitary being. | ||
| So the devil's not going to do his bidding by like walking around into your ear. | ||
| And I think people give too much credit to the devil, like, oh, the devil made me do it. | ||
| It's like, no, the devil's one being. | ||
| The way the devil's going to promote his prowess and the way that he's going to actually influence society and culture is going to be through a repetitive, subtle, and also like, I would say pretty straightforward messaging that doesn't just go into your head like, hey, become a homosexual and hey, just be unholy. | ||
| It's like, it's reinforced through your television, through the banking system, through usury, through the hustle culture, through the idea of music. | ||
| And you're programmed to think that life is about the bitches and the money and the hoes. | ||
| And I only separate the bitches and the hoes because they're separate. | ||
| But you go through and it's like, it's like, this is not the ultimate satanic worship. | ||
| This is a expression of an open, like, we are Satan's pawns. | ||
| But the whole system is meant for you to be focused on yourself, to be negative, to have, you know, internalize everything and to crush other people to get ahead, to lie, to cheat, to steal. | ||
| This is what it's about. | ||
| We're all fallen. | ||
| We're all sinners. | ||
| I'm not better than anybody else. | ||
| But I think it's dumb for like the supposed religious right that I see on the internet to be like, this is evidence that Satan's in control. | ||
| And you're like, nah. | ||
| Everything else is evidence. | ||
| This is just like, if this is what it took for you to think Satan was in control of things, you're retarded. | ||
| You're just, you're not awake. | ||
| You're a grifter. | ||
| Which everyone is. | ||
| It's just like when he throws potties every once in a while. | ||
| Yeah, but I just meant like it's like it's like dumb when people are like, this proves the devil's in control of these. | ||
| That's what it took was Sam Smith with demon people doing eroticism. | ||
| It wasn't everything that you've seen. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It wasn't everything. | ||
| It wasn't even like the song. | ||
| Like when people originally heard this song that he's singing and performing, were they like, ah, he's singing about being unholy. | ||
| The devil is at it again. | ||
| It's only when they do the performances where they do everything, but they'll play the song and listen to it. | ||
| And even with music, it's like people aren't just going to come and be like, you should do drugs and sleep around and blah, blah, blah, do all this sort of stuff. | ||
| You can't really sort of get people to copy you when you say that. | ||
| But when you sing it, you can get people to literally sing. | ||
| I want to do, do you know one song? | ||
| Hunter Biden's laptop. | ||
| Yeah, I want to do hot. | ||
| Oh, there's that one song that I like. | ||
| I do like it. | ||
| Lana Del Rey. | ||
| All I want to do is get high by the beach. | ||
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And I'll sing it. | |
| Not a bad idea. | ||
| I'll sing it. | ||
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About getting high by the beach. | |
| I'm not doing drugs, but I'll sing about at least for the time being. | ||
| Somebody said Elijah's jaw is getting pretty jaw-y today. | ||
| But it's like you can, you'll just like start singing these things where you wouldn't automatically be like, oh, let's go and get high by the beach. | ||
| But I'll sing about it. | ||
| Or like, hey, like, why don't we go do something unholy and be badly behaved? | ||
| But I'll sing about it. | ||
| I'm guilty too. | ||
| I'm guilty too. | ||
| But I just think that it's easier to get people to say things out loud that if you just say it like you're talking, like, oh, let's go and do drugs and like just strip our clothes off and just like dance naked and just like open our bodies up to just like sleep with anyone and everyone. | ||
| People would be like, oh, I don't know if that's a good idea. | ||
| But if we all sing about it together along with the song, no one says anything about that. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, they don't. | ||
| I don't really know if what I was saying made sense, but I hope that did make sense to some people. | ||
| Yeah, it did. | ||
| I just think it's easier to get people to agree with you or say what you want when it's through a song because you don't realize what you're declaring and saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| To a nice little tune. | ||
| Well, yeah, that makes well that makes a lot of sense. | ||
| So, um, so what's crazy, though, is as we jump into this, though, because I do want to bring up the fact that the Grammys are in this position to where it's not that they're just satanic, it's that it's just further evidence of what's actually been going on in the world already, right? | ||
| So, it's like we, it's not really, and this is why I don't like when people are like, oh, it's so shocking. | ||
| How is this shocking? | ||
| This is what's shocking to you. | ||
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| So, I want to bring up something that is mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty fun about the Grammys that continues to. | ||
| There was somebody that was absent. | ||
| Does anybody know who that was? | ||
| Oh, the guy who we demonize all the time. | ||
| Jesus? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, Kanye West. | ||
| Right, because Kanye thought... | ||
| Was he invited even? | ||
| I don't, I doubt it. | ||
| But realistically speaking, I think he was like the fourth most played artist, I think. | ||
| And he's been nominated and or won Grammys pretty much every year, nominated or won. | ||
| And remember, everybody says this is the evil guy because he said that he saw some good in Hitler, which, to be fair, if you're going to say Hitler's bad, but then praise the devil, then I just don't take you seriously. | ||
| Like, who do you think Hitler's inspiration was? | ||
| No, so you're saying, no, you're saying Hitler is the devil. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But the devil isn't the devil. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So like, who, like, everyone knows if we talk about the devil, that's got to be the most wickedest evil man who loves to kill and he's like, the prince of the underworld where he's just going to torture and stuff like that. | ||
| We love him. | ||
| We love him. | ||
| But Hitler is worse than the devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Kanye West, you know, they've demonized everything about him. | ||
| And they've basically said, hey, we're not going to have him be a part of anything that we do. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| We're not going to talk to him. | ||
| We're not going to have him be a part of our shows. | ||
| But he's the one that's doing the Sunday services. | ||
| And he's doing the opposite. | ||
| He's trying to praise Jesus. | ||
| And that's why they targeted him. | ||
| I do think he did himself a disservice, though. | ||
| Like, I get what he was doing. | ||
| And I've spoken to Fuentes and different people about this, is that I totally support what even Kanye is doing. | ||
| And I support what these people are doing. | ||
| They are fighters. | ||
| But also, we have to be really careful as children of God. | ||
| And this is myself included. | ||
| Sometimes I get so caught up in the humor of it and the joke and the bit and what's going on that I can lose the ability to be effective. | ||
| Now, of course, with studying the philosophers recently, refreshing and getting back onto some stoicism, Aristo the Challenger, who was somebody who really challenged, and I was talking about this on Twitter recently, he challenged the status quo of Zeno and the other teachers on their idea that there was a rule book to life. | ||
| Now, Aristo had a lot of good points on the way that he challenged the status quo. | ||
| But a lot of critics and contemporaries realize that if he had been smarter and not just erased the entire system and opposed the entire everybody, but he had played a little smarter and had a little more tact and played within the system, he could have caused more reform and actually had a better life if he had actually been smarter on how he resisted. | ||
| And so sometimes I think we don't resist very smart. | ||
| That's why people that are like, like they boast. | ||
| I've been nuked off Twitter five times. | ||
| That's not a boast. | ||
| You should play smart. | ||
| And you could just get nuked off Twitter. | ||
| I could get nuked tomorrow for something stupid. | ||
| But we should be playing smart. | ||
| We should try to play. | ||
| We should try to play on as many fronts as we can and be smart because there's nothing smart about dying on a battlefield unnecessarily. | ||
| Well, choose the hill that you're going to die on. | ||
| Yeah, but literally, it's like, if you're going to die in war, die with honor, not because you're a moron who ran out of the foxhole too early. | ||
| If you're going to charge, you charge when you can win. | ||
| We're not in World War I anymore where we're just cannon fodder. | ||
| I refuse to be cannon fodder. | ||
| Anyone can try to make me cannon fodder and I won't be taken down. | ||
| You can't, you're not going to take me down because God's with me. | ||
| And if God is with me, who can be against me? | ||
| And if I get taken down, the only person in the world that can take me down is God. | ||
| And so if I get taken down and God wants me to go down, then fine. | ||
| So be it. | ||
| I may need to go down at some point. | ||
| And that may be his will. | ||
| And okay, whatever. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Whether it's in death or online or whatever, I'll accept it. | ||
| But I know that I'm not fighting men. | ||
| I'm not fighting flesh and blood. | ||
| I'm fighting God. | ||
| That's where the Titanic people made a mistake because they said not even God could sink the Titanic. | ||
| But they never met Jewish bankers. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So. | ||
| They should have said, not even God could sink this ship or his people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't. | ||
| I saw this. | ||
| There's like a random fresh article I saw from, I think it was from Snopes. | ||
| It was like, we're just refreshing this to let everyone know that it's a complete conspiracy theory that bankers sunk the Titanic to get rid of heirs to world banks and to funds. | ||
| And I go, I didn't really know. | ||
| Why do we need to remind people of this? | ||
| Was this such a normal conspiracy that we needed to tell you? | ||
| I didn't realize that was like a big thing that people were talking about. | ||
| Oh, I don't know. | ||
| I did watch that movie, though. | ||
| I didn't see anything about it. | ||
| Oh, my gosh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you didn't see them because they're not the ones who pull the strings. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| That's a conspiracy as well. | ||
| That's a conspiracy. | ||
| That's a big conspiracy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| One of my favorite things that I ever saw recently was, was like, I saw, I'm not going to mention who it is because I just don't want to cause, I don't want to, I'm not. | ||
| I'm not here for pettiness, but I'll just say this. | ||
| Somebody that works for an organization on the right wing got invited to the Grammys and wore a Israeli flag purse and an Israeli flag ring and like posted pictures. | ||
| Like, I'm wearing this to the Grammys because I heard people are against Israel. | ||
| And I was like, ooh, you bet. | ||
| You rebel supporting Israel in the media? | ||
| Ooh, no one's done that before. | ||
| That's a first. | ||
| You're really breaking ground. | ||
| You are setting the example for everyone because God knows there's no Jewish people in media. | ||
| Yeah, but I thought really, really, really risky to carry an Israeli flag into the Grammys because God knows all those Jews that are not involved in that stuff. | ||
| Yeah, but wasn't that the whole reason that Kanye wasn't invited? | ||
| But I have no idea. | ||
| I just saw the picture. | ||
| It was like, I heard that people don't like Israel here, so I'm carrying this handbag. | ||
| And I go, huh. | ||
| I mean, I'm all for the sovereignty of every nation. | ||
| I think Israel has the right to be its own country and defend its borders. | ||
| I just don't want to fight their wars for them. | ||
| That's the difference between me. | ||
| But I just thought that was funny. | ||
| It would be like me walking into a Palestinian convention and I'm like carrying a Quran and I'm like, I heard there's some Muslim haters here. | ||
| And it's like, yeah, I don't know if carrying a Quran into a Palestinian event is really that brave. | ||
| But we'll give the credit where the credit's due. | ||
| Congratulations to whoever that was. | ||
| You're brave. | ||
| You deserve to be saluted. | ||
| That's why it's all just a grift. | ||
| It's funny to me, though. | ||
| I'm not even mad about it. | ||
| I just think it's funny that it was like, I saw that and I was like, shameless. | ||
| Shameless grifting. | ||
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I knew you were talking about, but I just thought it was a funny, I just thought it was funny. | |
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Did you laugh when you saw it? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I thought it was a joke at first, but I guess it was real. | ||
| Well. | ||
| Bro, I'm going to do something controversial. | ||
| I'm going to bring skis to the Swiss Alps. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
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Oh, that was funny. | |
| So what happened with Kanye West? | ||
| They didn't invite him, I don't think. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Well, I'm sure if they did invite him, I have a feeling he probably wouldn't have wanted to go anyways. | ||
| Or if he went, he would have caused a scene. | ||
| Can I also just say this, too? | ||
| Like, how jacked up Hollywood is. | ||
| They had to, like, do the... | ||
| This is like the most awkward stuff. | ||
| This is why I don't even hate Hollywood because of Satanism. | ||
| I hate Hollywood because of moments like this. | ||
| This is what makes me hate them. | ||
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No, I don't. | |
| I don't have Dwayne Johnson here to write tonight, but I do have someone called The Rock. | ||
| Adele meet The Rock, The Rock meet Adele. | ||
| First time ever. | ||
| All right, you two get acquainted. | ||
| We're going to keep the show moving. | ||
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And now, no, it's not. | |
| So she always wanted to meet him or what? | ||
| I don't get the joke. | ||
| I don't follow these people close enough. | ||
| But I do like Adele. | ||
| I don't know really anything about her except that she's British and she has an accent and she's a really good singer. | ||
| Yeah, she's also woke too. | ||
| She's like a child. | ||
| Everyone is everyone is. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| By the way, somebody in the chat was like, bring back the drunk live streams. | ||
| This is the only show where if you follow this channel, you're going to get a different product every few months. | ||
| Like this show, it's like there's just a season where there's drunk live streams and they end, then you get nightly offensive. | ||
| And there was a season where it was the podcast and it was street videos. | ||
| This channel will ever forever be evolving. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because I'm just going to be the same person. | ||
| But I will tell you, do not forget, please, if you're watching this, this is not a joke, like a genuine call to action. | ||
| Genuinely consider signing up and joining us at Rumble because we get like half or more as many live viewers on Rumble as we get on YouTube. | ||
| And we have literally only 29,000 subscribers on Rumble and we have 540,000 on YouTube. | ||
| Nobody gets our notifications on YouTube. | ||
| Nobody gets the results. | ||
| We've been restricted on YouTube for a couple years now. | ||
| It's kind of like a dying platform in general, but we still use it and we appreciate the audience and everyone and all you guys that are there. | ||
| But it's like, make sure that you go here because I just never really know how long we're going to last on YouTube. | ||
| And I also know that YouTube long term, the show would be a lot better if it was only on Rumble because I could actually be myself. | ||
| I've been waiting for a moment to ever fully be myself. | ||
| I've gotten close when I dressed up. | ||
| I used to have a show and I used to dress up and stuff that was close to who I was. | ||
| But I want to get back to that. | ||
| And I want to have some good guests. | ||
| I have a good podcast coming out tomorrow. | ||
| We have an in-person, a very, very nice, fun guest tomorrow on Ho-Flation. | ||
| Which is the decreasing value of women with the increase of money and effort it takes to maintain them. | ||
| Ho-flation! | ||
| Bitch, step out! | ||
| All right, let's move on. | ||
| I can see you're really engaged. | ||
| Yes, I always get really engaged when you talk about that. | ||
| Like this. | ||
| Was this when you were your true self? | ||
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What? | |
| Go to locals. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| Is it the most recent one? | ||
| One of them. | ||
| Oh, this? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| When I was my truest self. | ||
| That's me. | ||
| That's the truest version of me you'll ever see. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And the most modest. | ||
| That's why we can't have nice things. | ||
| That was very modest as I get. | ||
| No ass, no balls. | ||
| Just me and my god. | ||
| Your body looks serious. | ||
| Bro, I'm about to wear that into a Quran festival. | ||
| And it's going to be so controversial. | ||
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Woo-hoo. | |
| It's going to be so controversial wearing a burqa. | ||
| Don't you love it when white women talk about stuff like this and then they put accents on things? | ||
| Like they put like a Mexican accent, but it's on like Arabic stuff that doesn't even make sense to be like, yeah, I was doing a burqa. | ||
| And you're like, I don't even know if they call it the burqa. | ||
| But we'll just call it the burqa. | ||
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Isn't that also gotta pronounce it correctly? | |
| If you're gonna speak about someone else's Quran, you have to say Quran. | ||
| Face towards Mecca. | ||
| Makaka. | ||
| Maka Pakaka. | ||
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Now I feel like I'm mentally ill. | |
| I need help. | ||
| I've lost a lot of weight. | ||
| I'm in good shape. | ||
| And my brain is. | ||
| No, actually, no, my brain feels good. | ||
| That's why they said bring back the drunk live streams. | ||
| I'm just not trying to get drunk on camera right now. | ||
| I got my shit together right now. | ||
| I'm feeling good. | ||
| Woohoo! | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have my life together right now. | ||
| If I don't, drunk live streams may return. | ||
| 3G is for you, darling. | ||
| That's really good. | ||
| Let's talk about a couple of other things. | ||
| I'll leave that for a future show. | ||
| I'll leave that for a future show. | ||
| I'll leave this. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Here are some other subtle things from other Grammys. | ||
| Like, remember, like this, like subtle snake serpent imagery? | ||
| No, I didn't watch any of the Grammys. | ||
| You remember this? | ||
| No, I didn't. | ||
| They're like, what has that ever been satanic? | ||
| And they literally have like a giant serpent. | ||
| I don't know if serpents ever represented like the devil or like bad things. | ||
| Taylor did the serpents. | ||
| Yeah, and I don't like Taylor. | ||
| And I was going to say, so this is another useless clip, but you know I said the reason why I don't like Hollywood has little to do with anything more than the people are fake and gay, right? | ||
| Oh, and it got deleted. | ||
| The video I was going to show you. | ||
| Oh, it no longer exists. | ||
| You didn't save it. | ||
| No, I didn't save it. | ||
| So sorry. | ||
| I didn't. | ||
| I did bring this up, though, and I wondered if this is kind of interesting of like where we're at in our world. | ||
| This is an interesting discussion. | ||
| Lord Miles, a very cool guy, said that he went to Bumble, set the filter to Catholic, right-wing, something serious, 19 to 26-year-olds, and four results were in England on the dating app. | ||
| I thought it was white and unvaccinated. | ||
| We have different priorities. | ||
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I've always said, I find that vaccinated wasn't that good. | |
| I've always found like Latinas, you know, Hispanics, there's Filipinos are all, even some black women are very pretty. | ||
| They're all very pretty. | ||
| There's some Arab women who are pretty, like Persian women. | ||
| Persian women are beautiful. | ||
| But too crazy. | ||
| Like, people always joke about. | ||
| Persian women are crazy. | ||
| Yeah, oh, 100%. | ||
| especially once you've given them a nose job and then they get more attention. | ||
| Persian women are... | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Yes, it's crazy. | ||
| But I will say. | ||
| But don't you think they would probably be a little bit more traditional? | ||
| This is why people say, oh, let white, yes and no, but I'd rather have a traditional white woman. | ||
| Like, it's like, why am I choosing one or the other? | ||
| Like, traditional or literally. | ||
| If you, because it seems like it may come to this, would you rather, is skin color more important than tradition? | ||
| Like, would you rather a traditional Persian woman? | ||
| She'd be very beautiful. | ||
| Or a non-traditional white woman. | ||
| Probably just like your basic white American woman. | ||
| Classic. | ||
| So this is a would you rather? | ||
| This is like a, I have to choose. | ||
| Yeah, like. | ||
| Well, I would depends if there were white Persians, because there's like, there's like light-skinned Persians, and I do think they're very attractive. | ||
| But I, but I would, I would take traditional, a traditional value, but I wouldn't want to get involved in Persian culture. | ||
| That shit's crazy. | ||
| And to all my Persian audience, y'all are wild as fuck. | ||
| I had some Persian friends growing up, and I love you guys and everything. | ||
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What countries Persia, like cheap? | |
| Turkey, is Turkey Persia? | ||
| No, we're talking about Iran here. | ||
| Oh, Iran. | ||
| Iranians. | ||
| There's a lot of beautiful Persian girls. | ||
| What's Turkey? | ||
| What a turkey. | ||
| Armenian girls are pretty too. | ||
| Like, Armenian, right? | ||
| And that kind of stuff. | ||
| I'm just going to say this. | ||
| I just couldn't marry it. | ||
| Hot, but unmarriable for me. | ||
| I can't do it. | ||
| And that's what I was going to say. | ||
| I need the lower, the docile demeanor of a white woman. | ||
| That's why everyone like, I do. | ||
| I just need like chiller and submissive. | ||
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Oh, Darling. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Fine. | ||
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We get it. | |
| I'm docile, I suppose. | ||
| I'm a docile white woman. | ||
| But Turkey is the Turks, and they're having a rough time. | ||
| They've had massive earthquakes in the last 48 hours, and thousands of people have died in Turkey. | ||
| So that's not good. | ||
| I'm really sorry about that, guys. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Someone said that's valid, Elijah. | ||
| You don't have to. | ||
| Yeah, but I love, but Persians, that's what's the hard part. | ||
| It's like forbidden fruit. | ||
| And by the way, I'll just say this: Persians are up 30% in looks once they get their noses fixed. | ||
| Because, I mean, it doesn't have to have a perfect nose, but I just meant like a lot of them have these crazy noses, and then they get a nose job, and then they can become bitches. | ||
| What's up with that? | ||
| I'm talking about my nose. | ||
| You look like your uncle, you know, maybe in the finance industry. | ||
| Yeah, that's good for you. | ||
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Lucky. | |
| Oh, I know. | ||
| Why do you think I'm still in the air? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Who do you think my in-laws are? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How do you think I stay doing what I do and say what I say and don't get kicked off? | ||
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Maybe it's because docile white wife. | |
| Maybe it's because my family still trades in cash. | ||
| Maybe it's a few coins. | ||
| People will never know. | ||
| People always ask me, are you Jewish? | ||
| Maybe I am. | ||
| And if I was, would that change your opinion of me? | ||
| If your answer is no, then get the fuck out of here. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| I might be. | ||
| I might be a little Jewish. | ||
| Yeah, would it? | ||
| What? | ||
| Would people be upset if they knew I was Jewish? | ||
| Oh, that's crazy. | ||
| We have too many jokes. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| Too many Jew jokes this show. | ||
| We just can't stop just cracking up. | ||
| We just can't stop just laughing about it. | ||
| On to the next thing, on to the next thing, on to the next thing. | ||
| On to the next thing. | ||
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This is like, I do love doing these with you. | |
| I get always stressed before these because I have to do everything. | ||
| Like, I always have to do all this shit and get everything ready and thumbnails. | ||
| But it's like, but I really enjoyed this because there's so much less drama and like less problems like flying people in and everything right now. | ||
| And of course, like, you know, I'll get back to that and I'm have some in-person guests that are coming in because obviously a little bit far away from some guests to come on the show. | ||
| And I hate digital interviews. | ||
| I've been doing some. | ||
| Digital interviews are so gay. | ||
| They just suck. | ||
| They just, they're just horrible. | ||
| And I do them, but they're just not the same. | ||
| I just like talking to people in person. | ||
| It's way better. | ||
| Guys, so I want to tell you something very important. | ||
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| Make sure you're going outdoors and you're actually getting that vitamin D. Make sure you get proper sleep. | ||
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| So, and I like, by the way, I do that with companies. | ||
| So you guys know this. | ||
| I don't know if people know this. | ||
| If a company wants to advertise on the show, and if I haven't used their product extensively or something happens, then I require them to give a money-back guarantee. | ||
| And or if it's a product, they have to give a lifetime guarantee, which would be money back. | ||
| They have to be able to replace the product if it's shit. | ||
| Like, meaning, so if there's something like for women, let's say if it's like a some thermometer for women's fertility, and obviously I've never used a woman's thermometer for fertility, but the only way I would then use that is if, A, if I didn't use it, which I didn't, then you'd have to get a money-back guarantee and or you would have to get a lifetime warranty that if it broke that you could get it replaced. | ||
| And I will always do that because I don't believe I have to make sure that that's the case with everybody that's on the show is that's the same thing. | ||
| And that's why the four Patriot, they have the 25-year guarantee is pretty good to me. | ||
| It's like life. | ||
| If you have a product for more than 25 years, it's pretty good. | ||
| The dog food as well, they back their product as well. | ||
| And that's a new sponsor that we have for the month. | ||
| And so they give the same guarantee. | ||
| So check it out. | ||
| And also, too, Locals is guaranteed for life. | ||
| It's got a life. | ||
| And by the way, it's vegan. | ||
| It's vegan friendly and high in protein. | ||
| Locals is high in protein. | ||
| Well, since it's vegan. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Speaking of this, let's get into some more stuff. | ||
| So I want to, this is also super gay, but I also thought this was so funny. | ||
| You know the balloon that everyone's freaking out about? | ||
| The balloon? | ||
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That was really big news. | |
| I love this video when you hear people in the background talking, like talking from Fox when they blew up the balloon over the ocean. | ||
| Like, it's one of the funniest things because to me, this sounds like what the internet was if it had a voice. | ||
| Like, you know, like you see a meme, and this is what I hear when I see the meme. | ||
| Listen. | ||
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Earlier during an off-camera press briefing with reporters, the top general for NORAD in North America admitted the U.S. military did not detect the earlier Chinese spy flights during the Trump administration. | |
| john kirby also spoke earlier with reporters i can tell you that wrong video but no wait i have another video i have I have another video. | ||
| I have another video. | ||
| Yeah, it's like everyone's like, everyone's watching it, and they're like, oh, you blew up the balloon. | ||
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Oh, yay. | |
| And they're all cheering for the balloon being blown up. | ||
| And it's like, oh, here, let me bring this up. | ||
| I wanted to bring this up right here. | ||
| Do you remember this? | ||
| Do you remember this tweet? | ||
| When he threw his Grammys in the toilet and pissed all over them, Kanye West? | ||
| No, I. That's probably why I didn't get invited, to be completely honest. | ||
| He took his Grammys, urinated on them. | ||
| How long ago was this? | ||
| Like, I think it was like two years ago, right? | ||
| Or last year? | ||
| Two years ago? | ||
| It might have been two years ago. | ||
| He peed on them in the toilet. | ||
| So. | ||
| I think he doesn't care about the Grammys. | ||
| I think that's the message he's trying to send. | ||
| I think that's the message he's trying to send as well. | ||
| I think I wouldn't know exactly what he's trying to say on that. | ||
| I would put that as something. | ||
| Let me see something crazy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So I'm going down here real quickly to this. | ||
| I did want to talk about a few other things that I thought were pretty phenomenally important in what's actually going on in our lives. | ||
| But I did want to just bring up this one thing really quickly, which is the meme that I like that I think is a boomer meme of the day and is very interesting, though. | ||
| Let me see if I can get this up here. | ||
| Boomer Meme of the Day. | ||
| I still can't believe we're living and not in a simulation. | ||
| This is a real world that we live in. | ||
| This is what's happening. | ||
| I do enjoy boomer memes a lot though. | ||
| And so if you ever want to send them to me on Twitter, I appreciate it. | ||
| Those are balloons, spy balloons, knocking down our president. | ||
| We knew it was going to be a bad few years. | ||
| But I bring this discussion up, and I want to talk about a little bit about the presidency and some crazy stories that are happening, including they're letting transgenders into the world surf competition. | ||
| And I also want to look at a couple fight videos that I can't show on here that are from certain individuals who have a certain month that we have going on right now. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So we're going to move completely over to Rumble for this because these opinions are a little bit too spicy for the interweb. | ||
| So I just put the link to the Rumble. | ||
| Let me go ahead and get this in here. | ||
| I just put the link to the Rumble in the chat. | ||
| You can go ahead and go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive. | ||
| It should be in there. | ||
| You can go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive. | ||
| I put it in the chat. | ||
| You can head over to Rumble right now and we're going to end the conversation here. | ||
| Someone said, whoa, already. | ||
| We've already been going for one hour here on YouTube. | ||
| Yeah, and so we're going to go over and we're going to finish the show. | ||
| We're going to do the rest of the show on Rumble. | ||
| So I encourage you to check it out and go click the link to Rumble. | ||
| I'm going to go ahead and stop it for all my people. | ||
| Why don't you hit the falsetto so we can do the Transition here. |