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Well, I know this is no shocker to anybody who's watching this, but the clock shots apparently are dangerous according to the CDC.
Now, I wouldn't want to say that on this show because I love vaccines and I believe the entire account of World War II as well.
Everything is true that they told you about history, but apparently the CDC has become a conspiracy theorist factory.
They're saying that there might be a connection between the vaccines and a specific symptom that causes permanent damage to the body and death.
We're also going to be looking at the Miss Universe pageant and the ridiculous wokeness it's taken over, some amazing clips from Clown Town, some health news from Neil deGrasse Tyson.
We have a lot coming up on this installment of Nightly Offensive, the Monday, Wednesday, Friday live stream from Slightly Offensive.
It's like Slightly Offensive, but at night, it all starts now, 10 p.m. approximate Eastern Time.
But Martha Stewart, there were these commercials coming out telling everyone to get boosted, right?
And so it was a little bit odd because for someone like myself, you know, I always remember my favorite quote here from George Washington that said, what the F y'all doing?
So the important part about this was, is you already know there's a problem when you start seeing Pfizer promoting commercials like it's a product.
Remember, this is a product, not a health service.
It's a product that's meant for profiteering.
YouTube would also like me to make an addendum.
You know how surreal this is?
I had to create different titles for the Rumble live stream and the YouTube live stream.
Like I had to censor the word vaccines on YouTube.
And I couldn't write out COVID-19 on YouTube, but I could write it on Rumble.
All the more reason to follow us on Rumble.
But don't forget, as we get started, guys, we're going to jump right into this story today.
But remember that this is a podcast.
This is a live stream, the whole channel.
But one of the most important ways that you can actually sponsor the show and continue to support us, if you go to the ElijahSchaver.locals.com, you'll see this here.
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And then right when you get in here, you will be able to get into the official chat that is not censored and join the community.
We have lots of extra bonus content as well that is built there.
But you can join the community.
Can super chat there and it supports the show.
It's literally free to join.
You can join for free.
But if you want to become a member as well, that really helps us out because we're demonetized on YouTube.
And the best way you can support too is start watching us on Rumble and share the Rumble links.
It's amazing and we really appreciate it.
Let's just jump straight into this.
So the CDC, you want to know what it stands for?
Conspiracy dick crunchers because they are now promoting conspiracies.
Regarding the COVID vaccine, the CDC is now saying that there has been enough cases of people who have had the vaccine, received the vaccine, and then suffered a stroke.
The agency will now be investigating any potential links between the shots and strokes in some of those patients.
Everybody, the once beautiful woman who's still trying to look attractive on afternoon television is letting us know that the vaccines might be causing strokes.
But we need to just do a little bit more research into it because enough people have had strokes that it's finally, we're gonna look into it now because enough people have dropped dead and had strokes.
So now we think it's when there was just a couple and we didn't think it was anything.
But now that people are kind of catching on to something, we think we're gonna investigate it.
I'm curious to how the investigation will go.
If they'll go, hey, false alarm, there was no worries at all.
Or if they'll go, yeah, this is so, this is so weird.
How could we have known?
How could we have known this was going to happen?
There was no one, no one was saying anything the whole time.
So the point is, though, is that strokes, if you know about them, cause permanent damage very often and also death.
So it's not like it's really a nice way to say that like we've we found a link be a possible safety concern of the vaccines causing permanent damage and death, but we wouldn't want to say that because that's not true.
Well, it turns out this week, ahead of this information that this may be causing death, it turns out that Pfizer was running a PR campaign using Charlie Pooth, Quest Love, Michael Phelps, and Pink.
If he went and if he did that on purpose, shame on you for people who actually get cuts on their eyebrows and scars grow there and they can't actually grow.
So what if I just did like a that, that, that, and then I did a little and I did it with the that, and then I just made a song.
And then what if also, like, I just made a song and I was Charlie Pooth?
Only like eight people are understanding this reference, but those that get it get it.
Maybe if I just made a song like that and then I also like shaved my eyebrows and then pushed vaccines upon you, that would be like really cool, right?
Yeah, Charlie Pooth.
I've always, he's been sussed for a very long time.
And I gotta say, pushing the vaccines, it's crazy because they put it in the title.
It's a paid partnership with Pfizer Inc., also known as Killzone.
But these people are literally pushing products for money that they know kill you.
And it's like, it's pretty wild to me that this is the case.
It's not surprising, but it's unsuspecting because it's crazy that Pfizer has so much money.
And what I get confused about, like Anomaly pointed out, why is Trump still taking credit for this?
He's still proud of the vaccines.
When we know what they did and we know what was going on, why is this my brother still doing that?
It's hard to get behind him when he's pushing the vaccines.
It really is.
It's a struggle.
We went to his campaign announcement, and I'm not a blind allegiance kind of guy.
I'm very, very, very keen on knowing that I'm a Trump guy right now, but I have a hard time supporting anyone who supports the vaccines.
It's just, I just do because they're too, I just don't trust them at all.
We're very lost and confused in culture and society.
And it's understandable.
It's very confusing out there.
And we're trying to figure it out.
And there's always people that are the moral police are like, oh, well, he did this and that.
Okay, cool.
This guy is trying now.
He's decided to start trying.
From my understanding.
He decided to start trying, and he was now realizing the dangers of looking at porn.
That doesn't mean he doesn't look at porn.
It doesn't mean that he's not a porn addict.
I don't know his personal opinion, but I know that he was realizing the dangers.
And when he started speaking about pro-male issues, he immediately got banned.
And I only bring this up because what's so insane about the way things are, and I think Sneeko put up something pretty interesting here in his thing.
He said that he's, oh yeah, this is pretty good here.
He said, praying to God makes you powerful, which is true.
And it does.
It brings power because it allows you to stop fearing men.
And there's so many other things.
And then he also said, too, around the same time, I'm never watching porn again.
Now, porn's really hard to not look at because it pops up.
It's everywhere we talked about on the last stream.
But it is interesting that as a celebrity, you tell guys not to watch porn.
No matter even what you're doing in your personal life, you start telling men to work out, you'll get banned.
But if you go online, you tell men, go to therapy, go get your boosters.
Not only will you get paid, but you get promoted and you get incentivized.
And it's a really sad thing because it's like, oh, well, you know, these guys are trained and they're healthy and they go to the Olympics.
Yeah, but they're promoting a psychologically abusive, spiritually depraved message.
And they're also promoting people to men to try to bitch and complain to other people about their problems rather than confronting them head-on, finding a good mentor, creating a great community, and trying to refine yourself.
Because real men make mistakes.
Real men have issues, but they don't bitch about it to some woman who makes $55 an hour.
Don't go to women to fix your problems.
That's the problem.
Going to a female therapist is the equivalent of going to OnlyFans, but without the sex.
You're getting ripped off, you're getting nothing in return, and you only end up with more problems.
That's the reality.
So I don't listen to women in politics or anything like that because the reality is they don't have good ideas.
They just parent, they go, they hit woke and culture war stuff all the time, and they wait till it's already the info's out before they talk about it because they don't have original ideas.
And that's just the problem.
It's like these celebrities are pawns, they're tools, they don't have the guts.
He can win an Olympic swimming competition.
He wouldn't even dare speak out against Big Pharma.
And that's the Roman circus.
Oh, love Michael Phelps.
He's so cool because he knows how to race in a pool.
Well, guess what?
He is sponsored by Big Pharma and Big Psychology, which is something that will be exposed hopefully in the next couple of years.
People realizing the scam of psychiatry and psychology, the pills and the therapy, how it just doesn't work.
We've never had more therapists and more people going to therapy and ever in history or in this type of relationship with a medical professional and people are more broken than ever.
It doesn't work.
Going to some counseling might work from a counselor.
If you're a woman, you want to go talk to a wise Christian woman or something to get some advice, fine.
But these like clinical psychologists just bunch of crap.
I think if you have like maybe like severe PTSD from like something crazy that you went through and you really need someone to help you work through that, like but I think for in general, I think people don't really need, I don't know, I don't know if people will be upset by this, but I think there are so many ways that you could first start making your life better.
And when you look at Michael Pheps, I don't know very much about him.
He's a swimmer and he likes the vaccine.
He you wonder about the people who really, really, really love therapy all believe in a billion different genders.
They don't believe in God.
They believe they came from monkeys and rocks and who knows what else.
And so, yeah, life must be pretty confusing if you've got a lot of bizarre or you believe you've aborting your babies and you're doing all these kinds of things.
Those are typically the people that you see really promoting therapy, which almost makes you think they probably need it because they're really, really, really confused in their mind.
Whereas if you start seeking out the truth, whether that's through the Bible or in political sphere, or you'll want to find out the truth about the medical industry or different things like that seeking out the truth, the truth sets you free.
And then also, your diet is number one key, important thing.
If you're feeling lousy and down and sad and discouraged, change your diet.
Go for a run, get some fresh air, spend more time around things that are living, like trees and animals and water and outside, rather than things that are dead, like a room filled with man-made things that don't have any life in it.
You are a living spiritual being and you need to be out there with the things.
Those things, I think, if you're outside getting some fresh air, you spend time with your family, people that you love and support you, if you're eating healthy and you're exercising, probably a lot of your problems and a lot of your inner turmoil is just going to drift away.
Well, I want to bring up some more of this in a second, but first I got to tell you guys about something really important, guys.
So obviously, you know, the world's getting more feminine.
This is really important.
And, you know, we've lost, I think, like 16 to 22% of our grip strength in the last 50 years.
I know on top of that, our sperm counts in the 1950s is down like 32% in men.
Our testosterone is, we're losing about like a percent per year now, it appears, in men.
In fact, like the average man's testosterone levels are like less than 50 or more than 50% less than what they were like 70 years ago.
So we're not in a good shape.
But on top of that, you have to realize there's a prominent 2007 study in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology that said there was a substantial drop since the 1980s, not just in the last 70 years, the last 40 years, and that a 60-year-old man in 2004 had testosterone levels 17% lower than those 60 in 1987.
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Let's just jump into this right now and let's talk about this.
So like I was mentioning though, Legendary Energy brought up something really interesting.
Now, I love anomalies, takes recently.
I've always loved them.
But he brought up the ad, right?
So this is what it says.
I had asthma my entire life.
Did you know that puts me at risk for severe COVID-19?
Unfortunately, I was unaware of this.
This is no, this is the ad for pink.
Oh.
Unfortunately, I was unaware of this the first time I got COVID-19, so it's super important to me that everyone knows what risk factors may put them at high risk too.
This is what I want people to know to plan when it comes to COVID-19.
Know your risk for severe COVID-19.
Plan what to do if COVID-19 strikes.
Go ask your healthcare provider about authorized oral treatment along with a few other familiar faces so you can take action and face with COVID-19.
Well, one of the craziest things that I want to bring up by how much this stuff is censored.
We have approximately 1,000 people watching live on YouTube with almost 500,000 subs.
We have about 500 people watching live on Rumble with 29,000 subs.
We have about 50% less people watching on Rumble with like 20 times less subscribers.
That's how bad, that's how bad it becomes when it comes to them trying to suppress stuff.
And it's crazy because with YouTube, I mean, like, I don't know how long we're going to be lasting on YouTube.
They're just causing problem after problem, but we're not going to stop.
I'm not taking your Pfizer money, bitch.
I'm not taking that.
I'm going to keep speaking the truth.
I'm going to keep tackling what I need to tackle because it's absolutely important.
This is absolutely insane.
Let's look at this next thing that I'll talk to you about that really, really blow your mind.
And it is insane what we're talking about because they said it has a warning of stroke.
This is the last thing I want to point out on it.
Unfortunately, according to our good friends here, this 45-year-old BBC broadcaster has come forward saying that she suffered a serious stroke two weeks ago, severely impairing her speech.
Jeannie Gao said she was desperate to make full recovery, but it's going to take time.
So she got the jab and she got a severe stroke.
And now they're letting you know after you got it, after you've had the stroke, that it might cause strokes.
I'm not surprised.
Are you surprised?
But this also reminds me of this.
You wonder who's running the country?
Don't forget that this clip is one of my favorite clips of all time.
My mommy and daddy say, if you find a dropping off, you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Morning, thank you.
Thanks.
Yeah, hey.
Hey, Oliver.
And my parents were right.
Ever since I was little, I liked words.
Writing words is fun.
So I made writing words my job.
Every politics person has a writer, like me, to make good words for them to say.
Space is exciting.
Space, it affects us all.
And it connects us all.
Got the idea.
And now let's think about this.
And how good.
Man, it's big.
It's not all fun, though.
Sometimes I have to write about bad stuff, like whoa.
Ukraine is a country in Europe.
It exists next to another country called Russia.
Russia is a bigger country.
Russia is a powerful country.
Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine.
So basically, that's wrong.
It's cool to see the words I've typed actually get set on TV.
It's fun.
I like it.
Once I thought it would be neat if Kamal wore a blue suit and told people she is wearing it.
Because I like it.
I'm a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.
It's cool because the suit's blue and it's the color of the sky.
You're gonna get my idea from all over.
One time, I was on the school bus, and I thought it would be neat if Kamala talked about the school bus and he doesn't love a yellow school bus, right?
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
Right?
Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus, right?
I can't take all the credit, though.
Me and Mr. Kamala are teams.
You know, like relay racing?
You know, you race and someone passes the baton and then, right?
But I gotta say, this is one of my favorite things ever because everyone's like, well, what's gonna happen next?
And I'm gonna make some videos on this coming up.
If people don't know, I've kind of like taken the podcast not in like a dark turn, but it's more like segments.
I haven't been doing anything too crazy.
It's been on Tuesdays, Thursdays, at 3, and I've been hitting harder subjects because I'm convinced.
Even though they're going to do lower views because it's not like fun, I'm trying to hit things like we used to do where we would hit topics that people talk about two years from now and act shocked.
You know, like Ben Shapiro's like, do you know about this?
Oh, you want to know the funniest thing, wait, The funniest thing I've ever seen.
There's this account called like Jewish History on, okay, so there's all this like stuff that's supposed to like end anti-Semitism, and I think it does the exact opposite.
So it got pretty crazy because the girls, or at least we think they're girls, and I'm going to say, if these are boys, this is crazy because I don't know if they're girls anymore.
They look like them.
It's a little bit hard anymore.
You know what I mean?
When you're getting hard to these kinds of things, because they had them dress up in something that represented their country.
And what do you think Miss Ukraine was dressed as?
This warrior of light costume symbolizes Ukraine's fight for freedom.
The warrior of light protects her country, like Archangel Michael, who is a guardian of soldiers and considered to be the patron of Kiev, the capital city.
It's a small, small world with black children mining your cobalt and lithium where you buy your Teslas on their dead graves and they mine and the calves and they mine and the slaves and they that's my favorite song.
Is that every other country picks the most light-skinned people, even from their country, except for the Western countries, always pick dark-skinned people?
There's so much resentment for white people or Fred being a rich white guy.
Why does she hang out with him?
Why is she on a team of mystery solvings with him?
She's just using him for his money to solve the mysteries and stuff like that.
She seems like she's got a bad attitude, and that's not someone I would want on my team.
If you're complaining all the time, you're picking people apart, you're just like, well, you're not useful to me because you're just a rich white guy with money whom I entirely rely on because you probably pay the bills for the mystery bus and the dog food and helping us get to the locations and stuff.
But that's all you do.
You know, you're just the, it's like, nah, you just like, that just seems like bad teamwork.
So when you see, like, a woman like this, you know, I really am against people.
And this is where I thought the video was going.
I am against people in the new year.
Like, I don't like those videos that are like, oh, on the first, the first day of the month, what the gym's going to be like.
And it's like a bunch of fat people working out.
Like, you know what?
If fat people have a good seven-day try, then that's good for them.
Because I literally probably have like one of the most addictive personalities ever.
And about in 2020, when I was traveling a lot, I had gained like 20-something pounds.
And I had become a fat slug.
And I didn't try to lose the weight at all, but like I understand that if I did, I was only one year of just like traveling and like kind of eating what I wanted.
20 pounds in one year of just doing whatever.
So if you just did that for like a couple years, you could get here pretty quickly.
And I would understand that there's never too late to try and to try to turn things around.
So I do believe in three things we need to normalize in the gym.
I was really hoping this was going to be like, start out with like, hey, like not judging people for having weird body shapes, you know, or at least like...
As in no women need to, are you saying, hey, don't be surprised slash grossed out if you see a few girls in the gym who don't shave their armpits because it's just the culture today and women just don't want to do that.
Or are you saying more girls, we need to normalize this as a normal thing, is seeing women not shaving their armpits anymore.
If you actually go, he takes me to the muscle gym in Dallas.
And the reason why is because if you go to the gay gyms, like Planet Thinness, which by the way, is affordable for people who can, but they serve pizza there and bagels for people.
And they have a clunk alarm.
Do you know about this?
Like, if you drop the weights and you're too clunky, they actually sound an alarm.
I've seen it go off before.
They have an alarm that you're being too much of a muscle jerk.
But if you go to a muscle gym, it's intense.
You go in there and it's just like a bunch of sweaty men and women who have male voices grunting.
You meet like a woman in there and she'll be like, yay, you need me about, you think I'm on TRT?
But if you want to know how much food has increased in price, check out.
I did not plan to go for Boston Market commercials.
This is where we...
I love this show.
Do you know why I love this live stream?
Because we can do whatever we want.
Check this out, though.
This one, this will show you the inflation.
We should do an inflation episode.
Because watch this.
Look at how much food you could get for this price.
You cannot get...
This is, by the way, I think income has only gone up 3.5%.
Maybe it's 7.
So we've only gone up 3.5% since this moment.
Maybe it is 7%.
But look at the price difference.
So the reason why is it may not seem that much cheaper, but when you realize that income was about the same during this time, it's crazy how much more expensive food has gotten.
Watch this.
Look at this going here.
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Boston Market announces the $4 Boston Carver combo.
A Boston Carver, side, and regular soccering for $4.
That was the time when people would be like, songs like this would come out.
2001 was the era where you'd be drinking and like the lights would just go down at an event and a song would just come on.
Never heard it before, but suddenly you'd like grab your friend, you'd put like you'd put your arm around him, and it'd be like, When the darkness comes and the music fades, the lights go on and I just got paid.
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It's a time to celebrate being American, because Americans what I'll be.
The Grey Ghost said, my USA just like, looks just like Fetterman to me, struggling to carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.
Also, the Grey Ghost said, forget me, USA.
Imagine how much Fetterman struggles to hobble that hump.
Remember, you can also leave super chats on Rumble.
Eventually, we'll just basically probably just mostly be on Rumble, but I'm going to check.
We've only been getting one Rumble Super Rumble per episode.
You can do it, guys.
And I told you.
I'll tell you the good news for the – I have good news for the people on Locals that I'll explain to you in a second.
I have very good news for locals, people that are paid subscribers because there's some good news happening.
Based on my request to Rumbles, they actually came through with something and it's amazing that's going to help our community a lot and give us a lot of freedom.
But on top of that, I do want to say this, is that like with Rumble, think about that.
If we only have 29,000 subs and we're getting over 500 live viewers and we're barely getting over a thousand viewers and almost 500,000 subs on YouTube, that means that Rumble's probably the place to build.
Because that means all we have to do is get 60 or 70,000 subs to get the exact same amount of live viewers as YouTube to run a show.
And then if we had 500,000 subs, it means we'd have like 7,000, 9,000 live viewers.
YouTube's a bitch and Rumble's awesome.
So make sure you follow us on Rumble.
Honestly, slightly offensive.
Check it out.
It's really helpful when you follow us there.
And we actually get paid for our views there.
So I'm not demonetized.
I actually get paid on Rumble.
It's not a lot.
It's like, right now it's like $100 a week or something.
No, it's like $100 a week, which is like as much as I'm paying Josh Lakesh for his memberships.
But what I mean is like, at least we get paid there, and that's cool.
And on YouTube, we get paid nothing, which is cool.
So I'm really excited about Rumble.
I think we're going to really grow.
We just got on Rumble like six weeks ago, and we only had 22,000.
So we gained like 7,000 subs in the last six weeks.
Pretty good.
Anyways, the Grey Ghost said, forget me, USA.
Imagine how much Fedman struggles to hobble the lump around.
Email me, John, and I'll give you a coupon or promo or something, whatever it is to get on because I love your memes and I want to see you back on there.
Fiery Sarah said, I never understood I can't even, until I didn't even with shit like this.
The Grego said, I'm black, adjacent, can confirm Popeye slaps.
Someone said, I keep the old network subscription because I'm lazy and for clipping of the awesome and defunct.
We will get back to some of the slightly offensive humor this year, which I'm going to get back to and probably soon after finishing these more serious segments.
I want to do a couple more serious podcasts and stuff like that.
And then we might just get back to roasting fat chicks for one hour straight.
We'll do a couple of those.
We got to get back to that.
Fat chicks need to be roasted again.
Gays need to be roasted.
Black people need to be roasted.
White people don't need to be roasted, but they need to be reminded about their heritage and their culture and to wake up.
And so a lot of people do.
And also, Asian kids.
They need to be roasted too.
You know why Asian kids need to be roasted?
Because they're getting too far ahead.
And I want to be more like Harvard and Yale and just pull them down.
Let's go ahead and see what Rumble is doing as well.
Let's get into Rumble.
I wonder, like, we don't even show up even close to like the first the front page, which which sucks in Rumble.
I'm gonna try to fix that in the next eight weeks.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess that, because I think we're not even, like, if we go live, where are we at on this?
Dude, we're not even on the first two pages of lives on Rumble.
We gotta fix Rumble, where are we at?
I feel like we're an established enough show that we should at least be like somewhere up there in, like, getting some sort of like on their lives, but we're not even like anywhere.
That sucks.
We're not even on their live search page.
That's gay.
That is super gay.
But we're still getting a lot of viewers, but we should be up there.
Lindell report is up at the top.
Do you know that we're actually still, I'm pretty excited.
We're still getting about 4,000 total like viewers or something on these lives, and we don't even promote it.
So I'm really happy.
I love Rumble.
I really do.
I think it's the future.
And they just updated the website.
I will say this.
So here's the deal.
There's the super chats.
I'm going to go to Rumble, though, and see if you guys sent any Rumbles or super chats on Rumble.
And we're going to close out with a cool announcement.
So slightly offensive.
Oh, yeah, we're live.
Let's check this out.
Okay.
Literally, we got Cody Arnold sent a dollar from Rumble for Rumble.
So you might not know anything about live streaming, but I was talking to locals for a while and I'm going to be one of their tests.
I'm going to be like, I'm going to help them test this.
So they're developing it right now.
It was supposed to be, I think, available this week, but I think it's going to take a few more weeks.
That's why I was kind of waiting to hold off.
But basically, in order to live in multiple places at one time, you have to have what's called an RMTP or like a server link.
This is like basic knowledge, kind of like a directory.
And so I have a software that is pretty complicated.
And then that sort of shoots out the signal to a bunch of places at the same time.
And there basically is no way to do that in locals at all.
Meaning, like, I could post a link to YouTube.
I can post a link to Rumble, but it's not a native site.
Well, Locals is installing their own RMTP server link outside of Rumble and YouTube.
So I can live directly into Locals.
And then I can just cut the stream.
Rather than like starting a new stream, every stream, we can cut the stream.
And we can always do an extra 10 or 15 minutes, 5 to 15 minutes, depending on what it is, to talk about some stuff and talk with the Rumble.
People can take calls.
We can do whatever we want inside of Locals.
And we can just keep the stream going inside Locals.
And if we want to go longer, if we want to watch a movie, if we want to show copyrighted content, if we want to do anything, we can just do extra streaming, extra lives, anything we can do inside of Locals.
So Locals is, and it's a huge coding overhaul for them, which is really cool.
So I'm going to be able to go just cut off.
And then behind the paywall, we're going to just be able to talk to each other and hang out and chat and bullshit.
And we can just laugh and make fun of John Boy Magmemes and have a good time and take submissions and do whatever.
So it'll be kind of cool.
So we'll be able to hang out with you guys at the end of every at the end of every show.
And I'm really excited about that.
That makes me really happy because I already think probably within the next couple months, I'll probably just do half the show on YouTube, the full show on Rumble, and then we'll just cut it off on both, and then we'll just finish it on Locals because Locals is awesome.
And remember, you're not going to have to be a paid member to watch it there.
So it's just a great place to watch it and to support.
And then you're also going to be able to send super chats too on locals, even if even if you're not a member, which is cool.
So you can send your questions in.
You can do submissions.
They're adding a whole bunch of features.
You're going to be able to submit content soon on locals too.
So you can submit content suggestions for the live streams, like members' content.
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