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Jan. 14, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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BREAKING： CDC Admits ＂Safety Concern＂ w⧸ C19 Vac＊＊nes

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	Well, I know this is no shocker to anybody who's watching this, but the clot shots apparently are dangerous according to the CDC.
	Now, I wouldn't want to say that on this show because I love vaccines and I believe the entire account of World War II as well.
	Everything is true that they told you about history, but apparently the CDC has become a conspiracy theorist factory.
	They're saying that there might be a connection between the vaccines and a specific symptom that causes permanent damage to the body and death.
	We're also going to be looking at the Miss Universe pageant, the ridiculous wokeness it's taken over, some amazing clips from Clown Town, some health news from Neil deGraci Tyson.
	We have a lot coming up on this installment of Nightly Offensive, the Monday, Wednesday, Friday live stream from Slightly Offensive.
	It's like Slightly Offensive, but at night, it all starts now, 10 p.m. approximate Eastern Time.
	United States, let's have a good time.
	Oh, it's
	such a good time today.
	I'm so excited to be here.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer, and of course, we have a lot to celebrate.
	There's so much to celebrate, so much to be excited about.
	It turns out I'm still really glad I didn't get vaccinated.
	It's still good news.
	I'm joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful, my co-host for today, Kez Queen Fetus.
	I'm having breathing problems now.
	I feel it in my lungs.
	Breathing plastic is not good.
	Also, getting vaccinated is good.
	Yeah, I would say a couple of the things that I would bring up by that is: number one, I actually can't breathe.
	I really didn't just pretend I was really, really breathing in plastic.
	So just give me a second to catch my breath, but carry on.
	All right, let's just bring this up here for a second.
	So in some good news, we can always rely on Hollywood.
	So before we even get into this story, things have been surreal this week.
	Have you ever noticed that whenever bad news is about to drop, there's always like a defense campaign that comes out before.
	And I've always mentioned this.
	The best thing to do and you have a major problem and it doesn't matter would probably be to ignore it.
	But if there is a real problem and you know it's coming, then you've got to get ahead of it, right?
	And Pfizer seems to have gotten ahead of it.
	They've actually began a TV campaign and the big pharma companies to get your booster shots.
	Moderna, they're putting tons of money.
	We're going to look at this.
	It just started a few days ago.
	It was very eerie.
	Nobody knew what was going on.
	This was a commercial.
	We have commercials now for booster shots.
	This was a commercial.
	Watch this.
	You know that unwelcome guest everyone wishes would just leave already?
	That's COVID-19.
	That's why I got the new updated booster designed to help protect against recent Omicron variants.
	Pfizer BioNTech. So.
	So just to start off, why was the knife the main character in this whole thing?
	Because she sliced her arm.
	It was like kill Bill, but Bill didn't die.
	It was just your 13-year-old son that you made him get vaccinated that died.
	I'm so confused.
	Oh, child death is hilarious.
	It's more and more confusing.
	Okay, so, but basically, okay, so here's what we're saying.
	So Martha Stewart, who, by the way, is actually an example.
	She's actually an example to me because I really like the fact that she committed fraud.
	She scammed people.
	She went to jail.
	And she's still popular.
	What?
	Well, it gives me hope.
	The only thing I know about Martha Stewart is she does the weight loss things, right?
	I don't think that's Martha Stewart.
	Ah, it's another lady who has a similar name.
	Maybe it was Martha Stewart.
	I don't know.
	Way down weight, way down workshop?
	I don't know.
	I just want to see what I think of like cooking weight loss.
	Cooking and weight loss.
	Did you say this?
	Fat woman will make lovely food.
	Now, make lovely loss?
	Maybe not.
	The food is delicious.
	No apple pie, though, I'll tell you that.
	Yikes.
	All right.
	But Martha Stewart, there were these commercials coming out telling everyone to get boosted, right?
	And so it was a little bit odd because for someone like myself, you know, I always remember my favorite quote here from George Washington that said, what the F y'all doing?
	Me and the boys would never put up with this.
	That was a real quote.
	Yeah, he's a real quote.
	That's my favorite president by far of all of the presidents of the United States.
	I like all the racist ones.
	Teddy Roosevelt.
	Roosevelt.
	You don't even know any American presidents, do you?
	Bill Clinton.
	Phil Blinton.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So the important part about this was, is you already know there's a problem when you start seeing Pfizer promoting commercials like it's a product.
	Remember, this is a product, not a health service.
	It's a product that's meant for profiteering.
	YouTube would also like me to make an addendum.
	You know how surreal this is?
	I had to create different titles for the Rumble live stream and the YouTube live stream.
	Like I had to censor the word vaccines on YouTube, and I couldn't write out COVID-19 on YouTube, but I could write it on Rumble.
	All the more reason to follow us on Rumble.
	But don't forget, as we get started, guys, we're going to jump right into this story today.
	But remember that this is a podcast.
	This is a live stream, the whole channel.
	But one of the most important ways that you can actually sponsor the show and continue to support us, if you go to the ElijahSchaefer.locals.com, you'll see this here.
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	But you can join the community.
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	It's amazing and we really appreciate it.
	Let's just jump straight into this.
	So the CDC, you want to know what it stands for?
	Conspiracy dick crunchers.
	Because they're now promoting conspiracies.
	What?
	Come on.
	It just comes out today.
	I'm sick of tired of conspiracies and lies.
	And I just wish someone would tell me the truth at once.
	In American media, once hot white girl, a girl who thinks that she's still beautiful, trying to look good looking.
	Women will literally do anything to still look attractive as they age.
	I'm just saying, like, this is a girl that was, this was a popular girl in high school.
	Tells America what we already know.
	Listen to this.
	Here we go.
	And we are just getting word of this now.
	Regarding the COVID vaccine, the CDC is now saying that there has been enough cases of people who have had the vaccine, received the vaccine, and then suffered a stroke.
	The agency will now be investigating any potential links between the shots and strokes in some of those patients.
	And we are just getting word of this now.
	Okay.
	I love the mainstream media.
	It goes, oh my gosh, hold up.
	Wait, where's my earpiece from when I do news hits?
	Okay, hold up.
	Let me do my earpiece from news hits.
	It's like this.
	Oh my gosh.
	Everybody, hold up.
	Gerald, I'm just getting a report.
	What is this?
	I'm getting a current induction.
	Not the stoves, because we all know gas is better.
	I'm getting a current introduction that the vaccines may have a health risk.
	You're hearing it live here on Fox News.
	Breaking news.
	Everybody, the once beautiful woman who's still trying to look attractive on afternoon television is letting us know that the vaccines might be causing strokes.
	But we need to just do a little bit more research into it because enough people have had strokes that it's finally we're gonna look into it now because enough people have dropped dead and had strokes.
	So now we think it's it when there was just a couple and we didn't think it was anything.
	But now that people are kind of catching on to something, we think we're gonna investigate it.
	I'm curious to how the investigation will go.
	If they'll go, hey, false alarm, there was no worries at all.
	Or if they'll go, yeah, this is so, this is so weird.
	How could we have known?
	How could we have known this was gonna happen?
	There was no one, no one was saying anything the whole time.
	Hey, this is Fox News.
	Is your child dead?
	Well, we might know why.
	Yeah, hey.
	Yeah, what?
	Hey, so you wondered how your friend died?
	It's possible it might be this.
	Okay, so we get this.
	Now they're saying it might be linked to stroke.
	So this is why I'm really happy about it.
	It's probably not.
	It's probably not, to be honest.
	I think the vaccines are still really, really safe.
	And if you're considering getting a vaccine, don't wait.
	Go and do it now because they're still looking into it.
	And it's only a might cause.
	So I would say just go ahead and do it and we'll find out later.
	Exactly.
	The consequences.
	The point is, though, is that strokes, if you know about them, cause permanent damage very often and also death.
	So, it's not like it's really a nice way to say that, like, we've we found a link, a possible safety concern of the vaccines causing permanent damage and death, but we wouldn't want to say that because that's not true.
	But they do cause something that that causes.
	So, the stroke is to blame.
	We're going to blame the stroke.
	Yeah, you don't want strokes.
	No.
	Stroke is a bad thing.
	Vaccines are good.
	Strokes are bad.
	Well, it turns out this week, ahead of this information that this may be causing death.
	It turns out that Pfizer was running a PR campaign using Charlie Pooth, Quest Love, Michael Phelps, and Pink.
	Oh, all of these.
	Michael.
	Yeah, well, we'll talk about Michael Phelps.
	Why, who sometimes smokes weed, which is okay.
	Does he?
	Remember when he got in trouble because he was like on camera smoking a little ganja?
	Remember when I told you I wanted to try ashwagandha and you said no?
	And I said, that's a vitamin.
	And just because it sounded like ganja.
	Ashwagandha.
	Ashwagandha is just a vitamin they serve in the health store.
	Ganja is the Phelps.
	What happened to his eyebrows?
	I should be asking that about myself, too.
	They're gone.
	I hope he didn't do that on purpose.
	I hope they're like scars.
	Oh, his hair doesn't actually grow.
	If he went and if he did that on purpose, shame on you.
	For people who actually get cuts on their eyebrows and scars grow there and they can't actually grow.
	Oh, that's even Charlie Pooth.
	Yeah.
	I thought you were about Michael Phelps.
	I was like, he just looks like a normal guy.
	Charlie Pooth did that himself.
	Why would he do that?
	Why would you do that?
	Why would Charlie do that?
	That, that.
	So what if I just did like a that, that, that, and then I did a little and I did it with the that, and I just made a song.
	And then what if also, like, I just made a song and I was Charlie Pooth?
	Only like eight people are understanding this reference, but those that get it get it.
	Maybe if I just made a song like that and then I also like shaved my eyebrows and then pushed vaccines upon you, that would be like really cool, right?
	Yeah, Charlie Pooth.
	I've always, he's been sussed for a very long time.
	And I gotta say, pushing the vaccines, it's crazy because they put it in the title.
	It's a paid partnership with Pfizer Inc., also known as Killzone.
	But these people are literally pushing products for money that they know kill you.
	And it's like, it's pretty wild to me that this is the case.
	It's not surprising, but it's unsuspecting because it's crazy that Pfizer has so much money.
	And what I get confused about, like Anomaly pointed out, why is Trump still taking credit for this?
	He's still proud of the vaccines.
	When we know what they did and we know what was going on, why is this my brother still doing that?
	It's hard to get behind him when he's pushing the vaccines.
	It really is.
	It's a struggle.
	We went to his campaign announcement, and I'm not a blind allegiance kind of guy.
	I'm very, very, very keen on knowing that I'm a Trump guy right now, but I have a hard time supporting anyone who supports the vaccines.
	It's just, I just do because they're too, I just don't trust them at all.
	So you're telling me that in the next Olympics, Michael Phelps does not is not going to have you cheering him on.
	Well, I was going to say this.
	This is not that bad.
	Apparently, one user said this is unverifiable, that they get about 50K per ad on Instagram, according to what they researched.
	And then another person said, I love this.
	This is so good.
	Said, I love seeing celebrities prostitute themselves to big pharma.
	Was that God?
	I don't know how that happened.
	That was a glitch.
	That's what happens when you talk bad about big pharma.
	Yeah.
	I love it.
	No, but I just found it to be waiting.
	Now, here's what's crazier.
	So you go down here, and Servic brought this up, though, about celebrities.
	So Michael Phelps, you brought that up.
	You go, Michael Phelps, but he's just like a great guy, right?
	Well, I would just think that he would, of all of them, would take his health the most seriously, especially his heart, because he's a swimmer.
	The fastest one.
	Isn't he the fastest one in the world?
	I don't know if he's the fastest, like the most records in the Olympics, which is true.
	I watch the swimming in the Olympics sometimes.
	I don't think they happen very often.
	What?
	I think it's only every four years.
	Yes, and every few times it's happened in my lifetime, I've definitely sometimes watched the swimming a few times.
	Well, okay, that makes sense.
	Okay, but here's the point.
	So you thought he wasn't going to disappoint you.
	Am I right?
	I thought he was going to make a video.
	No, look.
	This is him last week as well.
	Michael Phelps has a message for men.
	Go to therapy.
	And like, that's what he's promoting from the net.
	That's what men need today.
	That's pretty crazy.
	Do you know who Adrian Ross is?
	No.
	Is that his name?
	Let me look this up right now.
	Adrian, is that Adrian Ross?
	Adrian Ross.
	Is that did Charlie Pooth make a video or he was just doing this?
	Hey guys.
	I know you love coming to my concerts.
	But you're going to have to get vaccinated if you want to come and see me sing and melt your little hearts.
	I don't remember what it is, but I want to say this.
	Let me go here real quickly to my research here because I think I need to go to – I just – I was pretty happy about this.
	So this is, do you know who Sneeko is?
	Yes.
	Okay, so let's go to this.
	So here's Sneeko.
	We're going to his page.
	He's really great thinker.
	He's on Rumble.
	You should support him.
	You should look him up.
	But he was talking a little bit about, oh, Aiden Ross is his name.
	So Aiden Ross, right, you had the split between Aiden Ross and Top G, right?
	And he was the bottom G. Do you know who Aiden Ross is?
	No.
	I was like, I forgot how to say, I mean, I don't watch his content either.
	It's kind of low IQ, but I'm not going to attack him while he's down because I'm not attacking the boys while they're down.
	That's it.
	I'm feeling down.
	Cheer up.
	Okay, so this is Aiden Ross.
	What?
	You're joking.
	No, that's Aiden Ross.
	He did the eyebrows, too.
	What?
	What, boys?
	Stop doing that to your eyebrows.
	Only boys.
	If you actually got punched or cut in your eyebrow and a scar's there that is causing you to not grow hairs there, that is the only exception.
	If you're going and getting a little razor and going, this is going to look so good.
	And raising off a couple hairs, don't do that.
	I immediately.
	I almost did that when I was.
	I almost did that before I met you.
	Yeah, well, good thing you didn't.
	Otherwise, you would still be on the hunt for a woman.
	No, okay, so Aiden Ross, Aiden Ross, just got banned on Twitch.
	And only after he started doing push-ups, encouraging men to work out and telling them to stop watching porn.
	Twitch banned him when he switched his message to helping men.
	He started changing his directive.
	He started realizing just being a womanizer, like Twitch streamer is boring.
	Guess what?
	It's the eyebrow that gives it away.
	No, but I'm saying it's men.
	We're very lost and confused in culture and society.
	And it's understandable.
	It's very confusing out there.
	And we're trying to figure it out.
	And there's always people that are the moral police are like, oh, well, he did this and that.
	Okay, cool.
	This guy is trying now.
	He's decided to start trying.
	From my understanding.
	He decided to start trying, and he was now realizing the dangers of looking up porn.
	That doesn't mean he doesn't look at porn.
	It doesn't mean that he's not a porn addict.
	I don't know his personal opinion, but I know that he was realizing the dangers.
	And when he started speaking about pro-male issues, he immediately got banned.
	And I only bring this up because what's so insane about the way things are, and I think Sneeko put up something pretty interesting here in his thing.
	He said that he's, oh yeah, this is pretty good here.
	He said, praying to God makes you powerful, which is true.
	And it does.
	It brings power because it allows you to stop fearing men.
	And there's so many other things.
	And then he also said, too, around the same time, I'm never watching porn again.
	Now, porn's really hard to not look at because it pops up.
	It's everywhere we talked about on the last stream.
	But it is interesting that as a celebrity, you tell guys not to watch porn.
	No matter even what you're doing in your personal life, you start telling men to work out, you'll get banned.
	But if you go online, you tell men, go to therapy, go get your boosters.
	Not only will you get paid, but you get promoted and you get incentivized.
	And it's a really sad thing because it's like, oh, well, you know, these guys are trained and they're healthy and they go to the Olympics.
	Yeah, but they're promoting a psychologically abusive, spiritually depraved message.
	And they're also promoting people to men to try to bitch and complain to other people about their problems rather than confronting them head-on, finding a good mentor, creating a great community, and trying to refine yourself.
	Because real men make mistakes.
	Real men have issues, but they don't bitch about it to some woman who makes $55 an hour.
	Don't go to women to fix your problems.
	That's the problem.
	Going to a female therapist is the equivalent of going to OnlyFans, but without the sex.
	You're getting ripped off, you're getting nothing in return, and you only end up with more problems.
	That's the reality.
	So you don't listen to women in politics or anything like that because the reality is they don't have good ideas.
	They just parent, they go, they hit woke and culture war stuff all the time, and they wait till it's already the info's out before they talk about it because they don't have original ideas.
	And that's just the problem is like these celebrities are pawns, they're tools, they don't have the guts.
	He could win an Olympic swimming competition.
	He wouldn't even dare speak out against Big Pharma.
	And that's the Roman circus.
	Oh, love Michael Phelps.
	He's so cool because he knows how to race in a pool.
	Well, guess what?
	He is sponsored by Big Pharma and Big Psychology, which is something that will be exposed, hopefully, in the next couple of years, people realizing the scam of psychiatry and psychology, the pills and the therapy, how it just doesn't work.
	We've never had more therapists and more people going to therapy and ever in history or in this type of relationship with a medical professional and people are more broken than ever.
	It doesn't work.
	Go into some counseling might work from a counselor.
	If you're a woman, you want to go talk to a wise Christian woman or something to get some advice, fine.
	But these like clinical psychologists just bunch of crap.
	I think if you have like maybe like severe PTSD from like something crazy that you went through and you really need someone to help you work through that, like, but I think for in general, I think people don't really need, I don't know, I don't know if people will be upset by this, but I think there are so many ways that you could first start making your life better.
	And when you look at Michael Pheps, I don't know very much about him as he's a swimmer and he likes the vaccine.
	He you wonder about the people who really, really, really love therapy all believe in a billion different genders.
	They don't believe in God.
	They believe they came from monkeys and rocks and who knows what else.
	And so, yeah, life must be pretty confusing if you've got a lot of bizarre or you believe you've aborting your babies and you're doing all these kinds of things.
	Those are typically the people that you see really promoting therapy, which almost makes you think they probably need it because they're really, really, really confused in their mind.
	Whereas if you start seeking out the truth, whether that's through the Bible or in political sphere, or you want to find out the truth about the medical industry or different things like that seeking out the truth, the truth sets you free.
	And then also, your diet is number one key, important thing.
	If you're feeling lousy and down and sad and discouraged, change your diet.
	Go for a run, get some fresh air, spend more time around things that are living, like trees and animals and water and outside, rather than things that are dead, like a room filled with man-made things that don't have any life in it.
	You are a living spiritual being and you need to be out there with the things.
	Those things, I think, if you're outside getting some fresh air, you spend time with your family, people that you love and support you, if you're eating healthy and you're exercising, probably a lot of your problems and a lot of your inner turmoil is just going to drift away.
	No, I agree.
	I think one of the things that I want to look at for a second is the fact that I don't believe any of these people actually got vaccinated.
	Am I the owner doesn't believe that?
	Yeah, I don't think they did.
	Do you think they know that they didn't get vaccinated on purpose and then are telling people to do it?
	Well, I want to bring up some more of this in a second, but first I got to tell you guys about something really important, guys.
	So obviously, you know, the world's getting more feminine.
	This is really important.
	And, you know, we've lost, I think, like 16 to 22% of our grip strength in the last 50 years.
	I know on top of that, our sperm counts, the 1950s, is down like 32% in men.
	Our testosterone is, we're losing about like a percent per year now, it appears, in men.
	In fact, like the average man, testosterone levels are like less than 50 or more than 50% less than what they were like 70 years ago.
	So we're not in a good shape.
	But on top of that, you have to realize there's a prominent 2007 study in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology that said there was a substantial drop since the 1980s, not just in the last 70 years, the last 40 years, and that a 60-year-old man in 2004 had testosterone levels 17% lower than those 60 in 1987.
	Like this is horrifying.
	And so this is absolutely horrible.
	And so you've got to do a few things in order to get ahead in life.
	You've got to lift weights.
	The more muscle, the more testosterone.
	We know this.
	You've got to work yourself out.
	You've got to get high quality sleep.
	Also, you've got to get a lot of sunlight, substantially 30 minutes per day.
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	Let's just jump into this right now and let's talk about this.
	So like I was mentioning though, Legendary Energy brought up something really interesting.
	Now, I love anomalies, takes recently.
	I've always loved them.
	But he brought up the ad, right?
	So this is what it says.
	I had asthma my entire life.
	Did you know that puts me at risk for severe COVID-19?
	Unfortunately, I was unaware of this.
	This is no, this is the ad for pink.
	Oh.
	Unfortunately, I was unaware of this the first time I got COVID-19, so it's super important to me that everyone knows what risk factors may put them at high risk too.
	This is what I want people to know to plan when it comes to COVID-19.
	Know your risk for severe COVID-19.
	Plan what to do if COVID-19 strikes.
	Go ask your healthcare provider about authorized oral treatment along with a few other familiar faces so you can take action and face with COVID-19.
	Why don't you ask.
	Wait, she didn't know she had she had asthma her entire life, but she didn't know.
	Hmm?
	No, she said she said she knew.
	She said, Did you know it put you at high risk for severe COVID-19?
	She didn't know.
	She's saying, Do you know that?
	Oh, oh, I thought when she said I was unaware of this the first time I got COVID-19, that she was unaware she had asthma.
	No, she was unaware.
	Might as well be that clueless.
	No, she was unaware that it could put you at high risk.
	But also, it's...
	Okay.
	No.
	I had childhood asthma.
	And anyone who has asthma knows that if you get a cold, it's worse.
	Come on.
	Don't pretend like she didn't know.
	Well, one of the craziest things that I want to bring up by how much this stuff is censored.
	We have approximately 1,000 people watching live on YouTube with almost 500,000 subs.
	We have about 500 people watching live on Rumble with 29,000 subs.
	We have about 50% less people watching on Rumble with like 20 times less subscribers.
	That's how bad, that's how bad it becomes when it comes to them trying to suppress stuff.
	And it's crazy because with YouTube, I mean, like, I don't know how long we're going to be lasting on YouTube.
	They're just causing problem after problem, but we're not going to stop.
	I'm not taking your Pfizer money, bitch.
	I'm not taking that.
	I'm going to keep speaking the truth.
	I'm going to keep tackling what I need to tackle because it's absolutely important.
	This is absolutely insane.
	Let's look at this next thing that I'll talk to you about that really, really blow your mind.
	And it is insane what we're talking about because they said it has a warning of stroke.
	This is the last thing I want to point out on it.
	Unfortunately, according to our good friends here, this 45-year-old BBC broadcaster has come forward saying that she suffered a serious stroke two weeks ago, severely impairing her speech.
	Jeannie Gao said she was desperate to make full recovery, but it's going to take time.
	So she got the jab and she got a severe stroke.
	And now they're letting you know after you got it, after you've had the stroke, that it might cause strokes.
	I'm not surprised.
	Are you surprised?
	But this also reminds me of this.
	You wonder who's running the country?
	Don't forget that this clip is one of my favorite clips of all time.
	And I do want to watch this.
	This is who's in control.
	America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
	America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
	I love it when they put it into writing.
	America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
	Beautiful.
	That's why I've always loved this country.
	Because it reminds me of the foothills.
	The foothills of the Indians.
	The foothills of the Himalayas reminds me of America.
	Yeah.
	You know, I've loved this country because the foothills.
	I love the video of the five-year-old that writes Kamala's scripts.
	Ukraine is a smaller country.
	Russia is bigger.
	And they don't like each other.
	That's my favorite.
	Have a little choppy break.
	I know.
	Wait, hold up.
	Kamala speeches.
	Let me see if we can find this.
	This is from The Babylon B.
	Yes, here it is.
	Let's go ahead and let's watch that.
	This is who writes Kamala Harris's.
	Hold up, hold up, hold up.
	Here we go.
	Let's watch this.
	Full screen.
	96 and half-channel song.
	Not the speechwriter for Kamala Harris.
	My mommy and daddy say, if you find my dropping love, you'll never have to work again in your life.
	Morning, thanks.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, hey.
	Hey, Oliver.
	And my parents were right.
	Ever since I was little, I liked words.
	Writing words is fun.
	So I made writing words my job.
	Every politics person has a writer, like me, to make good words for them to say.
	Space is exciting.
	Space, it affects us all.
	And it connects us all.
	I got that idea.
	And now let's think about this and how good.
	Man, it's big.
	It's not all fun, though.
	Sometimes I have to write about bad stuff, like whoa.
	Ukraine is a country in Europe.
	It exists next to another country called Russia.
	Russia is a bigger country.
	Russia is a powerful country.
	Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine.
	So basically, that's wrong.
	It's cool to see the words I've typed actually get set on TV.
	It's fun.
	I like it.
	Once I thought it would be neat if Kamala wore a blue suit and told people she is wearing it.
	Because I like it.
	I'm a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.
	It's cool because the suit's blue and it's the color of the sky.
	You're gonna hit my idea from all over.
	One time, I was on the school bus, and I thought it would be neat if Kamala talked about the school bus and he doesn't love a yellow school bus, right?
	Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
	Right?
	Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus, right?
	I can't take all the credit, though.
	Me and Mr. Kamala are teeth.
	You know, like relay racing?
	You know, you race and someone passes the baton and then, right?
	But she kind of is crazy or something.
	And she kind of scares me.
	And you can't fake that kind of information.
	Remember Venn diagrams, those three circles?
	Right.
	And then let's just see where they overlap.
	I didn't.
	I did it, Anne.
	What else do we know about this population, 18 through 24?
	They are stupid.
	You're either born with it or you're either not.
	It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day.
	It's critting time.
	I need to get home in time to do it.
	Chill my freak.
	Selena, Oliver.
	That time is every day.
	That time is every day.
	What a great, what a great day.
	Space is big, and space is exciting.
	And I love it.
	Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
	Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
	She's so relatable.
	I relate to her.
	She, her scripts are targeted to people like me who are dyslexic and mean things in small bite-sized pieces.
	Oh, let's check in with the locals child and see what they thought about that.
	That is.
	So.
	Oh, I can't go for that.
	Make sure you're in the locals chat.
	Get in the locals chat.
	LightyShaper.locals.com.
	Okay, so let's just get into some clown town because it's been too serious.
	It's gotta be a little lighter.
	I do have some.
	So I had some like heavier stuff, like Klaus Schwab explains how they're gonna end the world.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Whole conspiracies.
	I have a video of him.
	Do you guys, let me see if the chat wants to see it.
	Do you guys want to see Klaus Schwab made a video?
	After I saw him in that strange world, Klaus Schwab said how they're going to end the world next.
	He literally says what's going to happen next.
	Does anyone want to see it?
	It's the funniest thing, but it's about this.
	I'm going to see if the chat wants to.
	If you guys are down, we'll watch it and then we'll move on to the funnier stuff.
	Let me know.
	Okay, show it.
	People are saying show it.
	Okay, I'm pulling my balls out.
	What if that was a Klaus Schwab told me?
	Show your ballos, Elijah.
	Show your balls.
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	Show them the balls.
	The people want to see them.
	All right.
	Okay, I think Stew Peters might have made this.
	I love Stew Peters' content.
	It's always very dramatic and intense.
	But I gotta say, this is one of my favorite things ever because everyone's like, well, what's gonna happen next?
	And I'm gonna make some videos on this coming up.
	If people don't know, I've kind of like taken the podcast not in like a dark turn, but it's more like segments.
	I haven't been doing anything too crazy.
	It's been on Tuesdays, Thursdays, at 3, and I've been hitting harder subjects because I'm convinced.
	Even though they're going to do lower views because it's not like fun, I'm trying to hit things like we used to do where we would hit topics that people talk about two years from now and act shocked.
	You know, like Ben Shapiro's like, do you know about this?
	What's going on in Canada?
	Or you'll hear it on the news.
	Nobody, that's what I'm saying.
	You're like, yeah, well, that was talked about two years ago and slightly offensive.
	We talked about that.
	Like Daily Wire today was like, it's one year anniversary since we fought against mandates.
	And I'm like, and it's a two-year anniversary since you guys told everyone to get vaccinated and shame them for not.
	Like, it's crazy with the world that we live in.
	But I also want to say that it's like these topics, there are some crazy stuff I've got to cover in the next several weeks on the podcast.
	Crazy stuff that's that's 100% going to start happening very, very soon that's being that's being rolled out.
	And so I just got to finish my research and talking to sources.
	I'm a very international guy.
	I'm traveling constantly.
	So Klaus Schwab, though, told us what's happening next.
	And I just want you to get ready for this.
	Pay insufficient attention to the frightening scenario.
	Can it says, why do we actually have an actual evil villain running the world?
	How many do we get an incredibles Pixar level supervillain?
	Like, hello, the people.
	Here's what's going to happen to the people.
	You're like, I don't, he literally wears Star Trek costumes.
	And he, and he.
	And he puts, and he dresses up in sex, sexuality.
	Yeah, the supervillains always have some kind of kinky side thing going on.
	Like, I'll put this red button.
	Be careful.
	I stuck these up me butt.
	I wonder if that's why they make movies to make people think that it's not real.
	But movies are all real.
	Yeah, it's called Operation Mockingbird.
	CIA literally.
	Oh!
	Do you want to know the funniest thing?
	Wait, The funniest thing I've ever seen.
	There's this account called like Jewish History on.
	Okay, so there's all this like stuff that's supposed to like end anti-Semitism.
	And I think it does the exact opposite.
	Oh, no.
	Well, like, you get what I'm saying?
	Like, you know, when you try to tell people to, like, not do something and then they want to do it?
	It was like, people say that Jews control Hollywood.
	It's not that Jews control Hollywood.
	It's that Jews are smarter and that Jews actually escaped Europe and collectivized together.
	Here's all the producers and people that built Hollywood.
	93% of them were Jewish and created an industry for them and their people to communicate their ideas and with the world that they wanted to live in.
	And it goes on.
	It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Jewish.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Jewish.
	And they created Hollywood as a standard and a society to create a Jewish industry to push Jewish values in a country that would accept them.
	And I go.
	It's like, thanks for thanks for really making it what I was trying to say, but taking that and making it a lot more clear.
	And I was like, I don't think that's helping the.
	I don't think that's really doing anything to fight this anti-Semitism.
	You literally just, you literally did the research, put it into a fancy video and said, your conclusions are wrong, but you guys are correct.
	Jews control all of Hollywood and that the agendas they're pushing are Jewish agendas.
	I didn't say that, but it was this like fight anti-Semitism page.
	And it made me laugh so hard because I'm like, how is that helping?
	Like, how would that, how would that be?
	It's all about conspiracy.
	Like this, don't be like the Jews control Hollywood and are telling us what to think.
	Be like this: The Jews made Hollywood and they are using it to tell us what to think.
	It's about perspective, it's about the way that you say it and if you say it in a positive way.
	And I think they were really able to change our opinion on it and not think of it as a scary negative thing.
	Like, look, they're controlling this.
	But oh, that's really cool.
	They're in control of that.
	That's amazing.
	You know what I mean?
	That's perspective.
	No, it is.
	It is.
	And here's Klaus Schwab, who's telling us what's going to happen next.
	Of a comprehensive cyber attack, which would bring to a complete halt to see power supply, transportation, hospital services, our society as a whole.
	The Cobra 19 Kaisers would be seen in this respect as a small discourse in comparison to a major cyber attack.
	Pay in some pay attention.
	There will be a cyber attack.
	That's what he said.
	And we will die.
	Yeah, and they'll shut down the global economy for a reset.
	That's what's going to happen.
	Okay, so that's a so we saw one of the key things was the hospitals don't go to the hospital.
	Yeah, you don't.
	Okay.
	You don't need the hospital.
	That literally had nothing to do with anything except for the fact that I just thought that was funny that Klaus Schwab tells us.
	We have some Fauci videos and stuff.
	We won't even talk about those.
	I want to bring this up.
	So there was a Miss Universe pageant.
	I don't know if you know that happened.
	Miss Universe.
	Um, no.
	I it was it the one that you showed me the other day about the winners?
	The wieners.
	The winners.
	Winners?
	The winner.
	Wieners?
	Winners?
	The winners.
	Wieners.
	The winners?
	The winner.
	The winner.
	Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
	So it got pretty crazy because the girls, or at least we think they're girls, and I'm gonna say, if these are boys, this is crazy because I don't know if they're I don't know if they're girls anymore.
	They look like them.
	It's a little bit hard anymore, you know what I mean?
	When you're getting hard to these kinds of things, because they had them dress up in something that represented their country.
	And what do you think Miss Ukraine was dressed as?
	A bomb?
	I don't know.
	No.
	No, no, no.
	Should I tell you or should you just play it?
	Oh, let me do one more guess.
	Wait, let's read what everyone else is guessing in the chat.
	All right.
	What did she dress up as?
	And don't if you know it, don't say it.
	But my second guess is going to be: Miss Ukraine dressed up as Zelensky?
	No, it's just so good.
	Did she wear sweatpants?
	No, she dressed up as the angel of light.
	This is for real.
	Listen to this description.
	Watch this.
	They're milking their war so much.
	Watch this.
	Ukraine.
	This warrior of light costume symbolizes Ukraine's fight for freedom.
	The warrior of light protects her country, like Archangel Michael, who is a guardian of soldiers and considered to be the patron of fear, the capital city.
	This warrior will help in their fight, Ukraine!
	Russia's scared.
	Wow.
	Okay, but as a woman.
	Wow.
	Wow, that's amazing.
	Oh, I wish I could wear that, first of all.
	And second of all, giving me big time Hunger Games vibes.
	But third of all, as not a woman, as thinking, my first thought was, isn't the angel of light Lucifer?
	Yes.
	What?
	Yeah, the angel of light was Lucifer.
	That's so crazy.
	Okay, but that's amazing.
	Is it complete, like the horns?
	See how her halo is actually horns?
	Yeah, it also looks like that one goddess.
	What's her name?
	Ashera?
	What's her face?
	Can I just say the fact that they're in a war and this is the music they picked?
	Considered to be the patron of the capital city.
	It's like club music.
	Woo!
	Yeah!
	I am sorry.
	I can't help but be like, damn, that's so cool.
	I love it.
	And she's really pretty.
	Ukrainian women are very beautiful.
	No, that costume.
	I would feel, if I got to wear that and walk around with a sword and something like that, I would just be like, but you won't, you will not.
	It gets so much better.
	This whole thing gets so much better.
	I think she's 100% a woman.
	Okay, because well, that's what you say until you find out, do trans lives really matter?
	Okay, so here's the point.
	So, okay, so I'm just going to bring this up on the screen.
	So, Miss America.
	Oh, man.
	Okay, Miss America.
	That already looks like the disappointment.
	Okay, wait.
	Miss America, this is supposed to be the moon to celebrate space flight, which probably didn't even actually happen.
	But.
	But space is cool.
	It's big.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Here's the best part.
	Okay.
	What it really comes down to, this is what Syrian Girl said, and I find this to be one of the funniest things.
	It said, it said, wow, Miss America carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders, barely, barely.
	If this isn't a better example of America in the modern age, I don't know what is.
	Like America...
	Barely.
	Yeah.
	She's barely.
	Barely able to carry the world on her shoulders.
	Watch out, Miss America.
	This is like America carrying the world on its shoulders.
	Barely.
	Berk!
	USA!
	She's really struggling, poor girl.
	Oh.
	It's because of the moon landing, right?
	Was that sort of the theme?
	This is me struggling to struggling to carry my groceries in, and then Gunther comes around the side.
	He's like, hey, you want to play the ball?
	I'm like, oh, help me.
	and he's like oh yeah you want to play man i would have if i was miss usa i would hate to come off to miss ukraine because she stole the show so She did.
	I would like to see a few more, but Miss USA, I don't have the desire to wear that costume.
	That one was disappointing.
	It didn't make me feel like empowered or like a goddess or anything like that.
	It sort of just was strange to see an enormous big gray ball above her head.
	No, she made sure to show off her butt, though.
	But it didn't.
	I don't even think it looked best because she wasn't, I don't know how to describe it.
	She wasn't like lightweight, sort of bouncing against gravity.
	Gravity was full force down upon her.
	And I don't think that that made her assets look the best.
	Well, her assets were hanging out.
	Someone said, ha ha, I can see Fanny.
	Someone said in the chat.
	Oh, no.
	Don't purposely look at that.
	If you see it, look away.
	Yeah, I think we actually own the moon, according to the chat.
	They said America actually owns the moon.
	Respectfully.
	We respectfully own it.
	Okay, so that's a.
	I would say that's pretty good.
	I'm going to try.
	I need to make sure that we save at least half the show to just talk about dumb cultural stuff rather than top news story.
	Because this is like fun stuff.
	Once you've gotten through some of the heavy stuff in the beginning, and we just get it out of the way.
	Let's get it out of the way.
	I want to see Miss Thailand.
	I feel like Miss Thailand.
	Boing, boing.
	Yeah.
	It's got a spring in there.
	Spring-loaded.
	That's what I want to see.
	Do you have any other ones?
	I don't know.
	I could look it up right now, actually.
	Oh, well, did you have any other ones that go to writing shows?
	That was the best it could do.
	Okay, let's see.
	I can bring up Miss Thailand.
	Oh, yeah, let's have a look at Miss Thailand.
	Okay.
	Ooh.
	Okay.
	This is Miss Thailand.
	Are you ready?
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	I hope it's something good.
	Aww.
	Where's the costume?
	I don't know.
	I can find it.
	Miss Thailand.
	Wait, Miss Thailand costume.
	Miss Thailand costume.
	What's oh, here it is.
	I don't know.
	Where was it?
	This one?
	Yes, here it is.
	I found it.
	Let's have a look.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Here we go.
	Let's get this article.
	So we got Miss America, right?
	Here we go.
	Yeah.
	That's Robin E. Gabriel.
	You had Beth Paraguay there.
	There is Angela Cartwright.
	Can we make this bigger?
	Let me see.
	Wow, I can't believe Miss U. Right now, for me, Miss Ukraine is winning.
	Okay, so that's Miss Thailand.
	No, Miss Trinidad.
	Oh, Trinidad.
	Then we have Miss Guatemala.
	Wow.
	I'd like to see how that one walks.
	That one is impressive.
	This is Miss Nicaragua.
	I mean, no, that one's not as impressive.
	This is Miss Malta.
	She's just a coin.
	All right.
	We have Miss Venezuela.
	And, of course, the Soccer Bowl is what else?
	Everyone else is styling.
	We have Miss Bahamas.
	Wow.
	Woo!
	Oh, I love that one.
	This is like a Disney ride.
	Yeah.
	I feel like I'm about to go on a cruise.
	It's a small, small world with black children mining your cobalt and lithium where you buy your Teslas on their dead graves and they mine and the calves and they mine and the slaves and that's my favorite song.
	All right.
	We also have Miss Cameroon.
	Simple.
	Okay, I do like that one.
	You know what you notice?
	Is that every other country picks the most light-skinned people, even from their country, except for the Western countries, always pick dark-skinned people?
	Yeah, well, you know, in Africa, I grew up there.
	Cayman Islands.
	Oh, wow.
	What about it?
	You just are constantly.
	There's so many skin products for black women for lightening your skin.
	They love it.
	Okay, I can't find this.
	I don't know.
	This is everybody.
	So I, as much as we could look at every.
	Oh, wait.
	No, that's Miss Haiti.
	Wow.
	It looks like pollution.
	Of course, it's junkie.
	Huh.
	Okay, let's move on.
	So I don't know if you know about this, but the reviews finally came out for Mindy Kaling's Velma.
	You know, they remade Scooby-Doo.
	Oh, I didn't watch it.
	Well, they remade Scooby-Doo, and the season one ratings officially came in.
	Where was it?
	The census tomato meter was 50% for the.
	It was a woke version that focuses on Mindy being a black lesbian.
	She's dark skinned.
	They changed her race, made her a lesbian.
	Velma, which is the new Scooby-Doo, Critic Consensus.
	Mindy Mindy Kaling, just like the actress?
	Oh.
	From the office?
	Oh.
	The one that said that she does.
	She played Velma?
	She created this, I think.
	Is it, didn't she?
	Okay, I might be wrong.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I know she said that the office, she regrets being in it because it's too racist now or something.
	No, it's the best work she's ever done in her life.
	Well, obviously, better than this.
	It came out with a tomato meter.
	50% and an audience score of 8%.
	And I thought about this.
	You know, obviously with all the money and everything, how in the world could this have failed?
	I did.
	A recreation.
	So I went ahead and found some drawings and some clips from this, which are very good.
	Nothing like She-Hulk or nothing like Bros.
	So I looked at the characters, the redesign of the characters.
	The top is the cartoon, and the bottom is the new versions.
	So you have, like, the top is how they used to look, and this is how they reimagined them.
	Uh-uh.
	They changed Shaggy into Shadika!
	No.
	Shaquille!
	Scooby Snacks.
	Shaquille!
	Is that racist?
	But he just hears Scooby talking because he's high on that purple Slurpault slipper.
	But isn't this a good idea?
	The big thing about Shaggy was that he was always high on weed.
	And now they've made him into a black man.
	Is that racist?
	Who today is always high on weed?
	Shadiggi?
	Shadiki.
	What's up, Shadego?
	And I also don't know what they turned Daphne?
	No, Daphne?
	Yes?
	Yeah.
	What'd they turn Daphne into?
	Just a ginger.
	She's going to hell for that.
	Hmm.
	What an odd thing.
	Well, I'll tell you this.
	So I was like, okay, but obviously it's not just enough to have that.
	I got to find some actual clips.
	And of course, they're copywriting everybody for playing the actual clips on the show.
	So we have to put some screenshots up.
	With scripts like this, Fred's a rich white guy with a tiny dong.
	These are all white people, Daphne.
	And white girl with too much money, white girl with too much money, cough, cough.
	And then a video of someone sigh hiling.
	I have no idea how this could have failed.
	I have no idea what would have stopped or what would have made this catastrophic.
	There's so much resentment for white people or Fred being a rich white guy.
	Why does she hang out with him?
	Why is she on a team of mystery solvings with him?
	She's just using him for his money to solve the mysteries and stuff like that.
	She seems like she's got a bad attitude, and that's not someone I would want on my team.
	If you're complaining all the time, you're picking people apart, you're just like, well, you're not useful to me because you're just a rich white guy with money whom I entirely rely on because you probably pay the bills for the mystery bus and the dog food and helping us get to the locations and stuff.
	But that's all you do.
	You know, you're just the, it's like, nah, you just like, that just seems like bad teamwork.
	She seems like just a bad attitude overall.
	I would vote her not to be on my team.
	I've got a bad habit.
	All right.
	So that is probably why it failed.
	I'm just going to go with the shitting on white people not necessarily productive narrative.
	And she's white.
	She's supposed to be.
	She's originally white.
	Yeah.
	So that's what's weird.
	And also.
	So she's doing blackface or what?
	Yes.
	Let's jump into more, some more clown town.
	Okay.
	So, you know, I really do love the idea, right?
	So when you see, like, a woman like this, you know, I really am against people.
	And this is where I thought the video was going.
	I am against people in the new year.
	Like, I don't like those videos that are like, oh, on the first, the first day of the month, what the gym's going to be like.
	And it's like a bunch of fat people working out.
	Like, you know what?
	If fat people have a good seven-day try, then that's good for them.
	Because I literally probably have like one of the most addictive personalities ever.
	And about in 2020, when I was traveling a lot, I had gained like 20-something pounds.
	And I had become a fat slug.
	And I didn't try to lose the weight at all, but like I understand that if I did, I was only one year of just like traveling and like kind of eating what I wanted.
	20 pounds in one year of just doing whatever.
	So if you just did that for like a couple years, you could get here pretty quickly.
	And I would understand that there's never too late to try and to try to turn things around.
	So I do believe in three things we need to normalize in the gym.
	I was really hoping this was going to be like start out with like, hey, like not judging people for having weird body shapes, you know, or at least like.
	Well, like not judging someone for being in the gym if they're overweight because they're obviously there for a reason.
	Correct.
	Just like everyone else is there.
	But this just went on a whole other level.
	It's like – I don't even know if the cultural conversation is here.
	Okay, let's see.
	But this is what we're trying to normalize in the gym this year.
	By the way, let me bring this up.
	This is from the feminist page that has millions of followers.
	Oh.
	Woman's body hair.
	Immediately I was shocked.
	Immediately that was shocked.
	Why do we need to normalize that?
	Why is it that?
	But it's the three things we need to normalize in the gym.
	As in no women need to, are you saying, hey, don't be surprised slash grossed out if you see a few girls in the gym who don't shave their armpits because it's just the culture today and women just don't want to do that.
	Or are you saying more girls, we need to normalize this as a normal thing, is seeing women not shaving their armpits anymore.
	Chat says they would still smash most of them.
	Oh.
	But I would say this, but I would say this.
	Is that women's body hair normalized anywhere, though?
	Like, is this a gym conversation or is this another thing?
	They're trying to get it everywhere because, oh my gosh.
	That is really.
	I really wish that she would get in shape too, but she looks like a feminist.
	Watch this.
	What's the full bladder belly?
	That woman just has a pooch.
	It's called a fupa.
	Fupanza.
	Smash.
	It's just a fupa.
	Fully.
	Fat under the pussy area, I think, right?
	Ooh, I don't know what that stands for.
	I've got to watch my speech.
	Yes, but also...
	I'm trying to follow God better.
	I gotta get better.
	I gotta get better.
	I tried.
	And when you get on here, you just get too excited.
	And I start saying, fu peasy.
	Fupa leapy.
	And then you know what they call the fat of a trans person?
	A fu-pee-pee.
	Full pee-pee.
	A fu-pee-pee instead of fupa.
	Anyway, I made that up.
	But we can do that today.
	It's 2023, and I can make whatever I want up.
	It says that full bladder belly.
	I've never heard that before.
	I've never heard that either, too.
	That's just called, that's I have never noticed on myself or another woman, like, oh, dang, that girl needs to go pee.
	Her bladder is, like, full.
	I've never heard of this in my life.
	Never in my life.
	I gotta check in with the chat.
	That's girls.
	Can you tell?
	Can you tell and go, shoosh, I need to go pee because my bladder has expanded.
	Yeah, I'm not sure.
	Nobody knows what that is.
	Nobody knows.
	So that's why we need to normalize it because no one has any idea.
	So now we're aware.
	So if you see someone with a bit of a hanging gut, it's probably just that they really need a pee.
	They've got a full bladder.
	Yeah, and then also somebody gave advice from the Rumble chat and said to all the people that still wanted to smash, said men don't get that drunk.
	Oh, well, only the men don't get that.
	Men said I would still smash this.
	Men don't get that drunk.
	Okay.
	Like, don't get, because people that are saying I'd still smash.
	She's accusing them of being drunk.
	Probably just caused drama.
	Well, you get that full bladder belly, and then she's going to pee on your face.
	What's the third one?
	What's the third one?
	We'll stop.
	Oh, wait.
	Hold up.
	Working hard face.
	Also, notice that she's got like some color in her water.
	They've always got like some like drink.
	Just drink water.
	Oh, she's in a wheelchair.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	I was just distracted by the armhair again.
	Yeah, I would have said, hey, let's normalize people in wheelchairs working out, which could have been a very hard time.
	Oh, that would have been.
	It would have been so nice.
	Yes, it would have been like, yes.
	Let's normalize people in wheelchairs.
	How do they get exercise?
	They can't walk.
	Right, I would have totally backed up a program to help people in wheelchairs to work out.
	I thought that's great.
	That's a great way to...
	Why didn't she even mention it?
	I don't know.
	We had to figure that one out ourselves.
	Yes.
	That is her biggest thing.
	Even before her arms.
	No, she's got some bigger things, if you know what I'm saying.
	Bigger problems.
	Bigger than all of her noticeable things is the fact that she's in a wheelchair.
	Which I would think would be her biggest hindrance in getting to the gym in the first place.
	Not, oh, I've got a full bladder and hairy armpits.
	It's like, girlfriend, you're in a wheelchair.
	I can imagine that probably makes it a bit hard to, like, zip around through the machine.
	I'm laughing while I'm, like, sunburned in my life.
	My legs are burning me.
	I'm like crying.
	I need to be in a wheelchair myself.
	I have no leg motion.
	Like motion.
	Come motion.
	I give up.
	I give up too.
	But that's what it is.
	The working hard faces.
	Who's ever been like, hey, got that shit out?
	What am I doing?
	You look like you're working hard.
	This is the gym.
	We don't work hard here.
	How about the grunty people who are always like, You ever worked out with Mark Loebliner?
	I don't.
	It's like being in a porno film, but without the sex.
	It's like, duh!
	No, I'm just kidding.
	I love it.
	If you actually go, he takes me to the muscle gym in Dallas.
	And the reason why is because if you go to the gay gyms, like Planet Thitness, which, by the way, is affordable for people who can, but they serve pizza there and bagels for people.
	And they have a clunk alarm.
	Do you know about this?
	Like, if you drop the weights and you're too clunky, they actually sound an alarm.
	I've seen it go off before.
	They're like an alarm that you're being too much of a muscle jerk.
	But if you go to a muscle gym, it's intense.
	You go in there and it's just like a bunch of sweaty men and women who have male voices grunting.
	You meet like a woman in there and she'll be like, yay, you need me to hard.
	You think I'm on TRT?
	And you're like, that is a deeper.
	I should get on TRT and just see what.
	No, no, no.
	No, not.
	No.
	Not Trend, just testosterone.
	That's different.
	I'm saying, but they have to do it.
	I would start figuring out how you can naturally boost.
	No, that's just saying, see if it deepens the voice.
	Hello.
	What if I had a show and I'm like, hello?
	I'm deep octave.
	Octet voices down.
	Hello, everybody.
	It's still kind of like air.
	Do you remember that one time that I dressed up as a hijabi woman and tried to kill Katie Hopkins on air?
	Yeah, I remember that.
	I remember that too.
	I'm coming for you, Katie.
	My hijabi moments are not over.
	We're going to fight until we normalize.
	Ompa hair.
	Working hard face.
	I love Mark Loebliner.
	What a champ.
	He's doing great.
	He's doing great.
	All right.
	A couple crazy stuff that's going on.
	What?
	Oh, it just was an unfortunate zoom in.
	Okay, carry on.
	Another couple things on Clown Town.
	What are you talking about today?
	Clown Town.
	Masks.
	Wow.
	We're going to go in masks, bring an update on the masks and what's going on.
	This is just some fun stuff.
	Masks.
	I'm the biggest bird.
	I'm the biggest bird.
	That's a prank.
	I know, I know, I know.
	I know.
	It is.
	But I like it.
	Because everybody knows that you don't eat KFC without looking a little bit more orgasmic.
	You know, I think KFC is actually pretty gross.
	I'm not a fan.
	I like the chips.
	I don't think anything at KFC tastes good.
	The coastal is okay, but I got to say, like, of all the fried chickens, I would definitely say it's pretty hot.
	Raising canes and Chick-fil-A are like, they're not, you can't compare them.
	They're just different.
	Because there's just moments where you're in for a Raising Canes basket, and there's moments where you're in for Chick-fil-A.
	But in Texas, they're both delicious.
	But KFC doesn't even rank.
	It doesn't even rank.
	I don't think we ever, ever went to KFC in Texas.
	In Australia, we've come a couple times because that's pretty much the only place you can get fried chicken.
	Right.
	They need more black people here.
	That's what we should do.
	We should import more black people so we get better fried chicken.
	I've never, you know, I've never actually had Popeyes when I'm not drunk.
	I never had it before.
	I've only had Popeyes drunk, so I don't know if it's like, are there any black people in the chat or black adjacents that can let me know if Popeyes, if white people like Popeyes or if it's just a black thing?
	And what about wolf?
	I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.
	I don't know what I'm allowed to say anymore.
	I just say whatever I feel like saying because I can't handle thinking about these things anymore.
	Yeah.
	Black people and black adjacents.
	You know, like, do you have a son who listens to rap music?
	Does he like this?
	Oh, someone said Boston Market.
	What are we?
	Are you like a twice divorced dad?
	Which is no shame, but I'm just wondering.
	You know, Boston Market.
	Boston Market.
	When you're like divorced and you want home cooking, I'm going to offend some people.
	That's like so offensive to some people.
	I'm not talking crap.
	I'm not going shady.
	Crack a barrel.
	Oh, someone said, I like Popeyes and I ain't black.
	I'm white.
	Popeyes legit.
	Okay.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Well, when we get back to the U.S., we'll go to Popeyes.
	Yeah, we'll go to Popeyes.
	We'll go to Popeyes and put my Popeyes.
	All right.
	That's good to know.
	Popeyes, I will say, though, Popeyes has a good crunch.
	That's what I remember it have, and it's a little peppery.
	Like, it's good.
	It's just that, like, there's...
	Kansas City's too oily.
	There's too much oil in it.
	Well, you can't win them all.
	You just got to take it.
	Someone said I'm twice divorced.
	Boston Market is legit, to be honest.
	No way.
	I told you.
	No way.
	I told you.
	You don't know what Boston Market is?
	No, but I just, I'm sorry that you're twice divorced.
	Yeah, you know what?
	Third time's a charm.
	Third time's a charm.
	Reflect.
	Reflect on the women that you chose and reflect on.
	All right, here it is.
	Let's have a look.
	You haven't been here before, or have you?
	I haven't.
	They're serving something you remember called real meals.
	A place called Boston Market.
	Built around ovens, not microwaves or fryers.
	Slow-roasted rotisserie chicken.
	Juicy turkey breast and its own natural juices.
	Tender double-glazed ham.
	And freshly prepared side dishes like mashed potatoes from scratch.
	Eat like you remember.
	Pick up a great homestyle meal at.
	Isn't that so sad?
	The commercial unit literally used to just be like, if I translate it, like, are you divorced?
	Or are you single at college and can't afford to make it home for the holidays?
	Boston Market.
	And they used to advertise it.
	And I know this because whenever my mom would go out of town, where would my dad take us?
	Boston Market.
	And then they all went out of business on the West Coast.
	I don't know what happened.
	And they're on the East Coast still, apparently, or somewhere.
	But Boston Market is out there.
	I feel like there was some serious attitude in his voice.
	Like, you haven't been here.
	Or have you?
	It's where we serve real food.
	You've never had this before, have you?
	It reminds me of that one guy that we called to come and check if we had termites in the house.
	And he was like, I'm not going to come to your house and inspect the walls and we're going to sit around the table and discuss.
	You can just send me a picture.
	Don't remember that?
	But if you want to know how much food has increased in price, check out.
	I did not plan to go for Boston Market commercials.
	This is where we...
	I love this show.
	Do you know why I love this live stream?
	Because we can do whatever we want.
	Check this out, though.
	This one, this will show you the inflation.
	We should do an inflation episode.
	Because watch this.
	Look at how much food you could get for this price.
	You cannot get...
	This is, by the way, I think income has only gone up 3.5%.
	Maybe it's 7.
	So we've only gone up 3.5% since this moment.
	Maybe it is 7%.
	But look at the price difference.
	So the reason why is it may not seem that much cheaper, but when you realize that income was about the same during this time, it's crazy how much more expensive food has gotten.
	Watch this.
	Look at this going here.
	Boston Market announces the $4 Boston Carver combo.
	A Boston Carver, side, and regular soccering for $4.
	Four bucks.
	I remember that.
	For $4, you get a combo.
	To be honest, this food kind of looks a little bit yucky to me.
	Well, yes.
	Yes and no.
	Yes and no, but...
	Honey, what about dinner?
	I'm already out the door.
	This is big camp.
	I should narrate this quietly.
	Is your dad too poor to afford electricity?
	How about some food worth slowing down for?
	Like the $11.99 meal deal.
	A whole chicken, four regular sides, three cornbread, and a two-liter coke.
	And try one of our scrubs.
	Oh, my God!
	$11.99!
	How much is like think about this Income was like $3 to $7.
	I don't know what it was.
	You gotta let me know.
	Like, 3 to 7%, and it's $11.99 in the late 90s.
	2001.
	A meal for a single one person for $11.99.
	The $11.99 family meal deal.
	That's why, hey, boomers will still be like, it's the Starbucks you buy that's keeping you from getting ahead.
	It's those lattes.
	The boomer will literally be like, you know, if you just stop paying for Netflix, you'd probably get ahead.
	You're like, dude, it was $11.99 to feed a family of four.
	Do you know why?
	Part of the reason why people aren't having kids?
	It costs more than $11.99 to feed a person now.
	Now, of course, there's beans and rice and stuff, but meaning I'm talking about eating out, right?
	Because we're talking about eating out.
	Yes, you can still eat affordably.
	But like, you could be non-functional as a young person, not know how to cook, accidentally have a kid, raise a kid, feed your family for $12 a meal.
	Four people, by the way.
	And now someone said it's $25 now.
	$25.99?
	For the family of four.
	Yeah.
	It's $25.
	Wow.
	That's more than double.
	It's $25.99.
	It's $25.99.
	It's more than double.
	Food is more than double than price.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Isn't that crazy?
	Unbelievable.
	I love Nightly Offensive, where we can talk about meal deals.
	This is the kind of hard-hitting stories people want to talk about.
	Honestly, I get so bored of the news.
	I'm enjoying this.
	The good old days when the gays were quiet and the children were straight.
	Wow, you've got a real damn day.
	No, but you know, that was the time.
	That was the time when people would be like, songs like this would come out.
	2001 was the era where you'd be drinking and like the lights would just like go down at an event and a song would just come on.
	Never heard it before, but suddenly you'd like grab your friend, you'd put like you'd put your arm around him, and it'd be like, When the darkness comes and the music fades, the lights go on and I just got paid.
	It's a time to celebrate being American, because Americans what I'll be.
	And you're like, hey, don't brother.
	People want to hear more of this.
	And then we shoot some may rabs and blow up their heads and bomb the weddings.
	The brown man is dead.
	Oh, America.
	Oh, America.
	And you're like, fuck yeah.
	Kill those Arabs.
	And you're like, yeah.
	This is what I get quoted all the time on like Media Matters.
	Like, former Blaze TV host says, kill the Arabs on his nightly show.
	It was part of a song.
	It was part of a song.
	And I didn't write it.
	And I didn't write it.
	It was a song from back in the day.
	You never let me live.
	They never let me live.
	Did you guys like this one?
	They love that song.
	They loved it.
	All right.
	Off the chicken dinner.
	Okay.
	Winner, winner chicken dinner.
	On to the next thing that I want to talk about.
	So I actually think.
	Did you run out of topics?
	No, I actually have a ton of stuff left.
	Oh, right.
	But I think we're going to just cut it.
	I think we're going to go to super chats and we'll read the super chats from today.
	So I want to read the super chats.
	Let's get right in the super chats.
	You can leave them at elijahshaver.locals.com.
	Don't forget that you can leave them here.
	So let's check this out.
	We have from Patty Duke said, my kids are homeschooled and smarter than her and her speechwriter.
	Firestairs said, Dude Norm had the best Jew joke about Marlon Brano saying Jews control Hollywood and then causing it to snow in July.
	I don't know what that means.
	We also have Doomsday Cracker also brought the same thing that was Lucifer.
	And Kylo said Twerk Angel said, bro, Michael is a Nazi?
	Shit.
	I know.
	They are Nazis.
	Also brought up here for us, Kylo said, or Turt Angel.
	Kylo9561 says, Kez in the angel costume.
	Mama, Kez, you got to keep it.
	It's true.
	PG.
	I will.
	I'll get her one of those.
	Just the wings.
	Guys, come on.
	Tell him.
	I want one.
	Oh, I'll get one.
	You'll get you one.
	Just the wings.
	The gray ghost said, my USA just like looks just like Fetterman to me, struggling to carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.
	Also, the Grey Ghost said, forget me, USA.
	Imagine how much Fetterman struggles to hobble that hump.
	Remember, you can also leave super chats on Rumble.
	Eventually, we'll just basically probably just mostly be on Rumble, but I'm going to check.
	We've only been getting one Rumble Super Rumble per episode.
	You can do it, guys.
	And I told you.
	I'll tell you the good news for the – I have good news for the people on Locals that I'll explain to you in a second.
	I have very good news for locals, people that are paid subscribers because there's some good news happening.
	Based on my request to Rumbles, they actually came through with something and it's amazing that's going to help our community a lot and give us a lot of freedom.
	But on top of that, I do want to say this: is that like with Rumble, think about that.
	If we only have 29,000 subs and we're getting over 500 live viewers and we're barely getting over a thousand viewers and almost 500,000 subs on YouTube, that means that Rumble's probably the place to build.
	Because that means all we have to do is get 60 or 70,000 subs to get the exact same amount of live viewers as YouTube to run a show.
	And then if we had 500,000 subs, it means we'd have like 7,08, 9,000 live viewers.
	YouTube's a bitch and Rumble's awesome.
	So make sure you follow us on Rumble.
	Honestly, slightly offensive.
	Check it out.
	It's really helpful when you follow us here.
	And we actually get paid for our views there.
	So I'm not demonetized.
	I actually get paid on Rumble.
	It's not a lot.
	It's like, right now it's like $100 a week or something.
	No, it's like $100 a week, which is like as much as I'm paying Josh Lakesh for his memberships.
	But what I mean is like, at least we get paid there, and that's cool.
	And on YouTube, we get paid nothing, which is cool.
	So I'm really excited about Rumble.
	I think we're going to really grow.
	We just got on Rumble like six weeks ago, and we only had 22,000.
	So we gained like 7,000 subs in the last six weeks.
	Pretty good.
	Anyways, the Grey Ghost said, forget me, USA.
	Imagine how much Fedman struggles to hobble the lump around.
	Breezy said, She mooned us.
	Someone also made this meme.
	Oh, yeah, see that crack at the back?
	It's a little square buns, though.
	But, you know, you work with what you've got.
	Do you know what?
	I really think it's the weight of the world on her shoulders that's making them square.
	I think if she didn't have so much weight on her, they would be a bit more springy.
	Yeah, they would be.
	We'll hit this.
	The Grey Ghost said, bruh, and also that bitch stinks.
	Also, Doomsday said, Locals chat should not put Harry Pitts at Fupa.
	We're retarded, not stupid.
	Should not what?
	Thumbs down broken files?
	I don't know.
	Harry Pitts and Fupa.
	She's a 10, but her bladder's always full.
	At least she's staying hydrated.
	Wait, what is this?
	Oh, man.
	I was tucking my kids in and talking to my parents.
	I was like, so I missed all the lives this week, and they're roasting lazy fat chicks right now.
	And my parents were like, go quick, give us the kids.
	You've got to see this.
	Oh, man.
	Somebody also, John Boy Mag from the Grey Ghost sent this as well with things we need to do.
	Yes, green helmets in the gym.
	Some people need to wear helmets when they work out.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Because someone put in the chat, is John Boy Mag not able to send chats because it's like out of the budget right now?
	I'm not putting him on blast because we all got different budgets.
	Is it out of the budget to send memes right now to be a part of the chat?
	Because if it is, I'll gift him a free month of membership to get him back on here for the month for the next four weeks.
	I'll gift him a free month.
	Is he on locals anymore?
	Well, if he's not, I just got to get him back on.
	John Boy Mag's great.
	Let me know.
	Email me, John, and I'll give you a coupon or promo or something, whatever it is to get on because I love your memes and I want to see you back on there.
	Fiery Sarah said, I never understood I can't even, until I didn't even with shit like this.
	The Grego said, I'm black, adjacent, can confirm Popeye slaps.
	Someone said, I keep the old network subscription because I'm lazy and for clipping of the awesome and defunct.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Unbelievable.
	I can't believe someone has that.
	Yeah, I got in a lot of trouble.
	2022 was definitely not a year I want to repeat, but I will tell you, 2023 has such big plans.
	There's some things that I'm working on that I'm so excited about for this year that I can't even look back.
	I can't even look back because I have to just look forward because there's so much to look forward to.
	And I'm really excited.
	I'll tell you a little bit about that in a second.
	There's some really big things coming.
	And they're not just in the gym with hairy armpits.
	So that's good.
	On wheels.
	Yeah, and don't worry.
	We will get back to some of the slightly offensive humor this year, which I'm going to get back to and probably soon after finishing these more serious segments.
	I want to do a couple more serious podcasts and stuff like that.
	And then we might just get back to roasting fat chicks for one hour straight.
	We'll do a couple of those.
	We got to get back to that.
	Fat chicks need to be roasted again.
	Gays need to be roasted.
	Black people need to be roasted.
	White people don't need to be roasted, but they need to be reminded about their heritage and their culture and to wake up.
	And so a lot of people do.
	And also, Asian kids.
	They need to be roasted too.
	You know why Asian kids need to be roasted?
	Because they're getting too far ahead.
	And I want to be more like Harvard and Yale and just pull them down.
	Yeah, we need to hold status quo.
	We need to hold those Asian kids back.
	They're selling too much.
	Yeah.
	Enough.
	Enough.
	we need to roast buzzfeed journalists oh the grego said boston market near me in the hood have never been Always go to Popeyes.
	Popeyes is the best.
	The Reggie's a $30 meal deal from Pies.
	And the Doomsday Cracker said, Australian fried Dorian.
	Oh, Dorian.
	It's called Red Rooster, yeah.
	Yeah, we have a Red Rooster.
	Let me check Rumble here.
	Let's go ahead and let's see what Rumble is doing as well.
	Let's get into Rumble.
	I wonder, like, we don't even show up even close to like the first the front page, which which sucks in Rumble.
	I'm gonna try to fix that in the next eight weeks.
	I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess, I think we're not even, like, if we go live, where are we at on this?
	Dude, we're not even on the first two pages of lives on Rumble.
	We gotta figure.
	Rumble, where are we at?
	I feel like we're an established enough show that we should at least be like somewhere up there in like getting some sort of like on their lives, but we're not even like anywhere.
	That sucks.
	We're not even on their live search page.
	That's gay.
	That is super gay.
	But we're still getting a lot of viewers, but we should be up there.
	Lindell report is up at the top.
	Do you know that we're actually still, I'm pretty excited.
	We're still getting about 4,000 total like viewers or something on these lives, and we don't even promote it.
	So I'm really happy.
	I love Rumble.
	I really do.
	I think it's the future.
	And they just updated the website.
	I will say this.
	So here's the deal.
	There's the super chats.
	I'm going to go to Rumble, though, and see if you guys sent any Rumbles or super chats on Rumble.
	And we're going to close out with a cool announcement.
	So slightly offensive.
	Oh, yeah, we're live.
	Let's check this out.
	Okay.
	Literally, we got Cody Arnold sent a dollar from Rumble for Rumble.
	And one more dollar said I quit watching YouTube.
	Oh, wow.
	So that's really good.
	I'm really happy.
	So here's a cool thing about locals.
	Okay.
	So you might not know anything about live streaming, but I was talking to locals for a while and I'm going to be one of their tests.
	I'm going to be like, I'm going to help them test this.
	So they're developing it right now.
	It was supposed to be, I think, available this week, but I think it's going to take a few more weeks.
	That's why I was kind of waiting to hold off.
	But basically, in order to live in multiple places at one time, you have to have what's called like an RMTP or like a server link.
	This is like basic knowledge.
	It's kind of like a directory.
	And so I have a software that is pretty complicated.
	And then that sort of shoots out the signal to a bunch of places at the same time.
	And there basically is no way to do that in locals at all.
	Meaning, like I could post a link to YouTube.
	I can post a link to Rumble, but it's not a native site.
	Well, Locals is installing their own RMTP server link outside of Rumble and YouTube.
	So I can live directly into Locals.
	And then I can just cut the stream.
	Rather than like starting a new stream, every stream, we can cut the stream.
	And we can always do an extra 10 or 15 minutes, 5 to 15 minutes, depending on what it is, to talk about some stuff and talk with the Rumble people.
	We can take calls.
	We can do whatever we want inside of Locals.
	And we can just keep the stream going inside Locals.
	And if we want to go longer, if we want to watch a movie, if we want to show copyrighted content, if we want to do anything, we can just do extra streaming, extra lives, anything we can do inside of Locals.
	So Locals is, and it's a huge coding overhaul for them, which is really cool.
	So I'm going to be able to go just cut off.
	And then behind the paywall, we're going to just be able to talk to each other and hang out and chat and bullshit.
	And we can just laugh and make fun of John Boy Magmes and have a good time and take submissions and do whatever.
	So it'll be kind of cool.
	So we'll be able to hang out with you guys at the end of every at the end of every show.
	And I'm really excited about that.
	That makes me really happy because I already think probably within the next couple months, I'll probably just do half the show on YouTube, the full show on Rumble, and then we'll just cut it off on both, and then we'll just finish it on Locals because Locals is awesome.
	And remember, you're not going to have to be a paid member to watch it there.
	So it's just a great place to watch it and to support.
	And then you're also going to be able to send super chats too on locals, even if even if you're not a member, which is cool.
	So you can send your questions in.
	You can do submissions.
	They're adding a whole bunch of features.
	You're going to be able to submit content soon on locals too.
	So you can submit content suggestions for the live streams, like members' content.
	It's going to be very cool.
	I'm super excited.
	Oh, and Barris D said, Boston Market gift card.
	Yes.
	That's amazing.
	So we'll check that out.
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	It's so important that you support the people that support us because we're demonetized everywhere.
	It is nice to have you on board.
	Anyways, I'm Elijah Schaefer, Kez Queen Fetus.
	Have a great rest of the week, guys.
	I will see you guys on when will we see them next?
	I think we'll see them on Monday.
	We'll see you on Monday.

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