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Jan. 3, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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LOL: 2023 Has ALREADY Left Me SPEECHLESS

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	Well, we are back in the new year.
	We have confetti of color.
	We have high-end sound effects.
	It is 2023, and it's already off to a crazy start.
	Walruses are pleasuring themselves in front of children.
	We gave more money to Ukraine.
	And of course, we have crazy videos all in store for you on this episode of Nightly Offensive.
	It is live about 10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	I am traveling the world full-time, and this is Nightly Offensive.
	All right,
	we are so live.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I should be your top 17 host on our Monday, Wednesday, Friday shit stream live stream.
	We've got a great show for you guys today.
	I'm excited.
	I'm joined in the studio by my lovely co-host, Kez Quez.
	Quez Queen Fuedes.
	Quinn.
	Quez Queen Fuides.
	Happy New Year, everyone.
	This one's for you.
	Cheers.
	Cheers, darling.
	Cheers.
	Oh, yeah.
	Some blood, orange, and mango.
	Oh, you're like kind of going in and out of your mic.
	You got to keep your lips on your mic there.
	Guys, listen to this.
	Happy New Year, everyone.
	Mike's a little hot.
	All right.
	I'll turn it down a little bit.
	All right.
	There you go.
	That should help.
	Let me know.
	Let me know.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	My ears.
	Yeah, I know.
	Her mic's a little hot.
	Yeah.
	I think you're just going in and out on your mic.
	I'm going to try to stay really, I'm not moving.
	Yeah.
	I think you ought to just keep your mouth on your mic like that.
	You want to keep mansplaining to me or what?
	Yeah.
	So I just want to kind of get into this up front.
	So obviously, the year kicked off pretty nicely.
	Jill and Joe Biden are back wishing us all a very, very, very happy new year.
	And what was crazy is, you know, with everything going on, the fact that gas is out of control, the whole world is falling apart, it's very, very, very difficult to actually understand what's happening.
	They had a word of announcement for all of us at the New Year's Eve ball drop.
	It's when New York goes through puberty.
	Everybody knows is when your balls drop is when you finally become a man.
	So all the queers can watch out.
	He had something.
	So we were looking for some hope in the middle of the new year.
	And this is what he had to say to all of us.
	And especially take care of your health this year.
	Go get that COVID vaccine and get your flu shot.
	Well, we are looking forward to it.
	Big celebration tonight.
	Thank you very much for being with us.
	Happy New Year.
	Happy New Year and the whole.
	She really had to sort of cut him off a little bit, didn't she?
	Yeah, I think you're, I think you're, you're, you're, um, I'm promising I'm not.
	You're just going in and out.
	You're just going in and out.
	In and out.
	It's not my fault.
	Okay, let me just throw your threshold down there.
	Maybe you're down here.
	It's actually working.
	Is this better, everyone?
	Yeah, I think that's better.
	Okay.
	Yeah, now we can hear you better.
	Yeah, Jill really has to sort of handle him a little bit and cut him in there and make sure that he doesn't speak too much.
	Well, yeah, I mean, the crazy part about this was that if you watch us again in the new year, he couldn't even get the timing down on his actual greeting.
	Watch, the guy speaks because he doesn't realize he has a delay, which is hard doing studio.
	And he's really good at being very still, also.
	Yeah, he goes, watch this.
	Listen one more time.
	This is how our new year started.
	Especially take care of your health this year.
	Go get that COVID vaccine and get your flu shot.
	Well, we are looking forward to it.
	Big celebration tonight.
	Thank you very much for being with us.
	Happy New Year.
	Happy New Year, Lou, and the home, all of America.
	To all Americans.
	All right.
	Did I fix my mic?
	Did I, her input gain is hot?
	All right.
	Let's get that off.
	Wow, everyone.
	All right, there you go.
	Tech savvy.
	Yeah, everybody apparently is good.
	That should have fixed everything right there.
	Is that good?
	Go ahead and speak in the mic.
	I think this is such a great start to the new year.
	I think this start of this podcast is a really good example of just the whole year that's going to come ahead.
	And I think just a really good example of the beginning of the year.
	Okay, there you go.
	That should have fixed a lot of things.
	Is that better, guys?
	Okay.
	There you go.
	Did we fix it?
	Speak it real fast.
	Is everyone happy or does she need to be louder?
	Go ahead and let us know.
	Come on, let me know.
	I don't know what to keep.
	They said now you're.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	Can't get it right.
	They said you're muted.
	Okay, they said it's much better now.
	Oh, great.
	Oh, so hey, we're off for, we're not allowed to take a Christmas break and have to get everything right the first time.
	It's a Christmas fall.
	You have to get everything the first time.
	Jeez, I'm sorry.
	Nobody got me anything for Christmas.
	No one ever said, hey, let me get you an audio producer for Christmas.
	So we're all screwed.
	It's the first stream of the year.
	I'm in the future.
	It is 2024, actually, here in Australia.
	And that is absolutely the best thing that we could ever, ever, ever, ever do.
	So let's talk about today.
	So I'm just looking at the chat.
	Now there's Kate.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I have no idea.
	So thanks.
	We should be fine now.
	Apparently, everyone's ruined our live stream, but now we're fine.
	I did want to say this, though.
	We were barely just going out to the new year, and I was thinking and asking to myself as we start the new year.
	I was thinking, like, you know, has America recovered?
	Because realistically speaking, I feel really bad for this country because on one hand, 2022 was sort of like the hangover of 2021 and 2020, if you know what I mean, where you sort of got up and your ears were clogged and ringing and you felt like you're a 30-year-old man's hangover, though, not a 24-year-old's hangover.
	Yeah, when I was 24, I didn't bounce back.
	I got hungover.
	Yeah.
	And now I get lynched.
	I'm not even.
	Oh, I don't even, I don't even know.
	I don't even get hungover.
	They don't even hang me anymore.
	They just straight up lynch me.
	I get mob lynched by alcohol.
	That stuff just, I just, I'm dead for three days.
	Wow.
	Well, I wanted to check in to see how we were doing.
	You know, the United States, how our mental health crisis was doing.
	And I feel like things haven't improved in the country.
	You know what I mean?
	I love my favorite part about It's got to be San Francisco.
	At first, I thought it was a woman with like one of those, what are they called?
	The fanny packs.
	But then I realized it wasn't a fanny pack.
	Well, all I can say here is this was apparently, I think this was in New York, and it looked like we were just not doing any better.
	You know, even if you turn off the sound, there's no reason really to have sound.
	But my favorite part about this is already it's like, oh, I guess we have sound with it.
	It's like, I love when the person, this is so me too.
	It's like, looking good.
	You hear the voice, y'all?
	I love how.
	Wait, where is it?
	He managed to put gloves and arm warmers on, but forgot the pants.
	Where were his trousers?
	Sir.
	You forgot your trousers.
	You shoes, socks, a lovely little blouse, arm warmers, gloves, a ponytail.
	You got it all.
	But there was one key, one key thing that he was missing.
	Dignity.
	Yeah.
	Also, I gotta say, I've done quite a bit of drugs in my life before, but I want to know what that kind of drugs you do to do that because I feel like 2022, like nobody is happier to be in 2023 than me.
	Like, I feel like 2022 was a shit year.
	2021 was a shit year.
	2020 was a shit year.
	I still only have feeling in like 60% of my face from getting knocked out.
	So I feel like.
	How much feeling do you have left in your heart?
	Oh, I've been dead for three years.
	People are like, I'm going to ruin his life.
	My life hasn't existed since 2018.
	So I am a walking corpse.
	You can't really kill something that already died.
	Interesting.
	That was the year we met.
	But okay.
	Sure, there's no coincidence with that.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Didn't they get married in 2018?
	That's when things started to go downhill for them.
	Didn't they?
	Okay.
	Well, I'm still wearing pants.
	So you're not that far gone.
	Better than a lot of the country.
	Honestly, doing better than a lot of the country.
	But I was just going to say, it's funny because 2023, you know, went off with a bang.
	Somebody is going to go get banged.
	And like this person here, they're going out without pants.
	They're ready for the action.
	Yeah.
	But I will say, it's like we had monkey pox.
	If we look in review, we had monkeypox in 2022.
	We had COVID.
	I don't know.
	I feel like 2022 was just like the year you had to get through.
	And now we're in 2023 and we are in a season of new beginnings.
	Wow.
	Is everyone feeling fresh and alive for their new beginnings?
	Yeah, your problems don't exist anymore.
	That's been my favorite part about 2022 is, you know, when you into a new year, everything that happened before then doesn't count anymore.
	Even if you were fat in 2022, guess what?
	Body positivity, bitches, you're very good looking now, apparently, accordingly.
	Well, 2023 has left me a little bit speechless, to be completely honest.
	I was out in the beaches here in Australia for a little firework show, and somebody happened to know who I was, which was actually kind of odd because they were like, that was really odd interaction.
	Like, Elijah Schaefer, why are you here?
	Well, I'm traveling.
	I'm having a good time with family.
	But I want to say, it looks like things haven't changed so much.
	Okay, so you know Taylor Lorenz?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	So Taylor Lorenz did not miss a beat like these people like, you know, like for me, I'm like, dude, I've I've I've been over life before I was born.
	Like, when I was in the womb, I was fetally ready to be done.
	Wow.
	You should have said something.
	You should have spoken up and said something.
	I was ready to end things before they started.
	Wow.
	So I feel like I'm giving 2023 a good shot here.
	But Taylor Lorenz, who's a journalist for Washington Post and a serial doxer of people, totally came out of the woodwork, out of the middle of nowhere, and decided to start the New Year's out very, very, very depressed, saying it's – where is this?
	Is this?
	Is this where we go to?
	Yeah, there you go.
	Wild to see people posting endless videos of their packed New Year's Eve parties while ERs are packed and doctors are rationing care.
	No, stop it.
	We know that that's not true.
	We watched last year and the year before.
	We have never before in our lifetime seen so many dancing doctors.
	They danced and danced and danced into the new year and TikToked and swiped and got likes.
	Do not tell me that you're upset about the packed New Year's Eve party when the doctors have been so busy dancing all year long.
	It's just not.
	We're just not falling for that anymore.
	Literally, when I'm in the house and you know, like, you know, when you're married and you just do like little like dances or whatever and you do the helicopter, guys, it's like the fuel might be expensive, but the helicopter's taken off no matter what.
	My dog, you're cheeky.
	But I was gonna say, so, you know, with the helicopter ride, it's like, it's like, she's like, you know, you can't do that.
	Like, are you a doctor?
	And so I feel like what you should do is every time you go to like see someone dancing in the street or on a TikTok, excuse me, are you a doctor?
	Because they used to tell us that all the time, remember, are you a doctor?
	Yeah.
	And so I'm sorry.
	Are you allowed to dance in public?
	Are you allowed to make light of a pandemic?
	You can't make light of a pandemic unless you have a medical credential, bitch.
	Yeah, I'm sorry.
	Are you trying to celebrate with your friends that you got through the worst year of your life and just like say goodbye to the year and welcome in the new year?
	Sorry.
	The doctors.
	Didn't you think about the doctors?
	They're working.
	I know they chose that profession and they went to school and studied it and everything and they did have a really fun year and they got popular and danced.
	But it's not time for you to dance.
	Not until the doctors can relax.
	Relax.
	Okay, but this gets so good.
	So this is when I start getting autistic in my research because Taylor's right talking crap on everybody already saying, I can't believe you guys had parties because COVID's around.
	So she obviously didn't go to a party on New York.
	Correct.
	Well, yeah.
	Did she actually?
	Well, it turns out Shia Rashik from Libs of TikTok resurfaced a tweet from the day before.
	Oh, you're kidding.
	And it turned out that she said this was actually from the morning, spending New Year's Eve alone is low-key goaded when complete and utter exhaustion is a vibe.
	So she blamed the fact that she was in exhaustion, but she also said she was spending New Year's Eve alone and then blasted people for having friends and having fun.
	Yeah.
	Now, I understand, Taylor.
	People suck, but you don't want to make an excuse.
	Like, well, it would be better if you just came out and said, like, hey, I live in New York.
	I'm a bitch.
	I hate people.
	All right.
	Hey, what's up, girl?
	I'll join that.
	I'll join that party.
	I'll have fun.
	I'll shit talk.
	Let's go.
	But it's kind of like posting your own L when you, before that, explain that you are.
	But the thing is, you have to make an excuse.
	And this is where the insecurities come in with these people.
	Is they go, you have to spend New Year's Eve alone.
	Like, oh, it's because I'm exhausted.
	Like nobody asked.
	And you know, you could just be confident.
	Like, to be honest, I'm over people.
	You're over people.
	Everyone watching this, you're probably over people.
	I'm going to go hang out with two different people in the next two weeks.
	They're both homesteaders.
	Found that out.
	They don't like people.
	We're probably the first people they've hung out with in 25 years.
	And they're the first people that we've voluntarily hung out with in 25 years.
	So Taylor, ain't nothing wrong with wanting to be alone.
	But it's like when they blame it, like, oh.
	This is where they're like in their infantile because they assume they're all single, they have no kids.
	So their idea of life is like, we got to be with friends.
	And if they're not with friends, they have to blame it on something.
	Yeah.
	Like, oh, it's because I'm tired.
	How about you just don't hang out with people because humans are insufferable.
	Yeah, or how about this?
	If when there are times that I deliberately choose to stay in, which is pretty much all the time, and be like, oh, I don't want to go out to the party or I don't want to, I'm just like, I'm exhausted, whatever.
	I just want to be at home.
	I get a good book or I put on a movie.
	Maybe I'll get some chalkies.
	I'm not going to be on social media watching what all my friends are doing because I wanted to be home.
	And so if she's like, oh, it's actually low-key so cool to actually like be home and stuff because being exhausted is a vibe.
	Okay, then make it a vibe.
	Have a bubble bath or something.
	Read a book.
	Light some candles.
	Go and get your favorite snacks and treats.
	That sounds like an excellent night in.
	That's my favorite kind of night is being at home and not being on social media and not actually giving two F's about what anyone else is doing because I actually like being at home and being by myself.
	I actually really enjoy it.
	So don't say, wow, I'm such a vibe being alone right now and then complain about it because you spent the whole time being alone watching other people not be alone.
	If you chose it, make the most of it.
	Well, this is what I love though, is that Christina Poucha, who I think she must, no, she used to work for DeSantis, or she still does.
	But she was like, oh, it's funny, right?
	She was like, it's just funny to me that she has no qualms about posting her own L's on Twitter for all to see.
	And I got to say, I love all of my Twitter friends because Livs of TikTok said, oh, you mean when she did this?
	Literally with a giant L.
	Oh my gosh.
	Posting your L's on Twitter.
	Wow.
	That's awesome.
	But she's, it's funny to her that she likes doing it or what's she trying to say?
	I don't know.
	I mean, because Taylor Lorenz is, okay, I always get in trouble for like making comments, not even from you, from just people when I'm like, oh yeah, she's attractive or whatever.
	And everyone always gets mad.
	Yeah.
	Like one time I tried to be nice to the Prime Minister of New Zealand.
	It's illegal.
	Yeah.
	You're not allowed to do that.
	So I try to be nice.
	I'm like, no, but she is, she's a pretty girl.
	She's like a normal girl.
	She lives in New York.
	There's no reason why she shouldn't have friends.
	I feel bad because it's like, you know, you know, and this is the truth about people like Taylor Lorenz.
	There's nobody with thinner skin than journalists, literally, and people in the media.
	And Taylor Lorenz has one of the thinnest skins.
	There's quite a few of these people, but Taylor Lorenz has one of the thinnest skins.
	You can see her veins.
	Yeah, you can see her veins.
	It's so thin.
	You can see all her veins and her blood pumping through them.
	It's like both of us.
	We're so white.
	We have to turn the cameras orange together.
	You can actually hands my veins.
	Okay, but I was going to say with Taylor Lorenz is oftentimes women in media, it's difficult because you can't, the whole problem with women in all workplaces is like with the complaining about the air conditioning.
	You literally have a blanket on you right now because it's so cold in here.
	You have to go and get me a blanket.
	You can't undo biology.
	And women can't not think about things.
	They can't not remember things.
	They get bitter.
	They get upset.
	And Taylor Lorenz, this is why I'm saying about women in the workforce, she has a career of being a bitter bitch.
	And she dots people and she goes after people.
	And so she's a nasty woman.
	She's a nasty woman.
	All women who work are nasty.
	But people who are narcissistic, these type of things, they will go to extensive measures to do shitty things to people.
	And she's gotten caught doing the worst kinds of things to take people down ever, including Shire Rashik.
	And now Shire Rashik is getting back at her like, hey, you're horrible.
	Now, if that's what she was willing to do online, like if people are willing to do shitty things like that online and she's willing to dox libs a TikTok, try to ruin her life, try to destroy her, et cetera, then she's probably a shit ass person behind the scenes too and fucking sucks.
	And so she's alone on New Year's and blaming on exhaustion, but it's sad because I feel bad for her because she should be married, have kids, and stop being on the internet.
	And then maybe she would be happy, but then she writes articles and she tries to explain to everyone, here's why I'm unhappy.
	You're unhappy because you're a 39,000-year-old woman.
	She's 39,000.
	She might be 42.
	She lies about her birthday.
	No one knows how old she is.
	She's peaking 30s to 45.
	Yeah, she's peeking in there, 30 to 45.
	She doesn't have kids.
	She's hanging out.
	She's getting drunk.
	And then she's on the internet and it's like, oh, I wonder why I'm unhappy.
	Well, you're unhappy because you're supposed to be fucking pissed at your children.
	You're supposed to be pissed at your husband.
	But instead, you're mad at a young Jewish girl who runs a TikTok account and a Twitter account because you're a hormonal bitch that should be under the leadership of some man, but you're holding your own L's.
	Wow.
	I have opinions.
	Wow.
	I don't like Taylor Rems.
	I don't know if you can tell that.
	I'm not a big fan of her.
	Happy New Year, everyone.
	I've never gotten along.
	I wonder why.
	Have you ever met her in person?
	No, but we've been fighting for years.
	Because she tried to say I was a terrorist on January 6th.
	Or I was.
	She's a retarded person.
	But.
	Anyway, that's a side note.
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	Well, I was just going to say, yeah, someone's like, oh, professional, have you ever tried producing an entire show?
	I'm doing this live.
	I'm switching the whole show.
	I've wired this whole travel studio.
	I'm in Australia living my best life with family right now, visiting them for vacation and hanging out in their lovely place.
	And they gave me a nice little spot to hang out.
	And here we are.
	And I'm enjoying my life.
	So fuck you.
	All right.
	So there's somebody that I did want to hear about whether 2023 was off to a good start.
	Alex Jones had a word for us about 2023 being off to a good start.
	And he said that humanity is winning, actually.
	We have a couple Alex Jones clips to go over today.
	All right.
	All right.
	So let's see what Alex Jones has to say about 2023.
	This is his greeting.
	Welcome to the year 2023.
	An absolutely critical time for humanity.
	We are at a juncture and we are deciding the future course of our species right now.
	Last year was an incredibly dangerous year, obviously, with the war starting in Ukraine and the global economy beginning to collapse.
	But it was also a very powerful year for humanity's understanding of the way the world really works and a mass awakening.
	Of course, I'm talking about the fact that all of us that refused the shot, all of us that pointed out that it attacks the immune system, all of us that showed the scientific evidence that it was connected to mycarditis and blood plots have been totally vindicated.
	And now even members of the CDC and NIH and others are coming out and being forced to admit that.
	Now, the sad part about that is they are still moving forward, attempting to give these shots to six-month-olds and up.
	They're trying to make it mandatory in school.
	They're trying to make everybody that visits the United States take the shots before they can get here.
	We're the only country in the world now still doing that.
	So this is an interesting thing.
	So first of all, I'd like to say this, because we're on YouTube, YouTube disagrees with every statement he just made.
	And they say that he's lying and not speaking the truth.
	So we'll just say that.
	But what is interesting, which is why I'm working, guys, we are on Rumble and Odyssey.
	Remember that?
	We are Rumble and Odyssey.
	We literally are on Rumble and Odyssey.
	And so it's very important.
	And I'm also just trying to work it out so that we can make sure we're more on the alternative platforms in the moment because I want to do more of this show particularly.
	I'd love to figure out a way to get most of the show onto one of those platforms.
	Only do half on YouTube and move over or something like that.
	We'll figure something out long term.
	But I want to because I want to play videos like this.
	And the thing is, he points out, like, people in the chat are asking right now, did I have to get vaccinated to get into Australia?
	The answer is no.
	No, I didn't.
	Now, for a while, you didn't have to be vaccinated if you were a citizen.
	People don't know that.
	So, like, Kez easily could get in because she didn't have to be vaccinated because she's a citizen.
	And, like, and also, she doesn't have to be vaccinated to get back into the U.S. because she's a legal resident.
	So, there's like, you don't, she doesn't have to because it's legal residents and citizens of every country.
	Usually, you don't have to be vaccinated.
	But it would have been cheaper for me to fly family members out to the United States or friends or different people.
	The reality is everyone we know is based in Red Pilled.
	And also, they can't get into the United States because the United States has stricter restrictions than Australia.
	And nobody talks about that.
	Like, it's 2023, and you can't get into the United States without being at least two times vaccinated.
	That shouldn't be a problem because Australia is 97.3% vaccinated.
	97.3, I found out.
	16 and older.
	16-year-olds and older.
	97.3% two doses.
	It's way less when it comes to...
	That's both doses?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	At least that's what I read.
	The government could be lying.
	Like they lied about the floods in New South Wales that only killed a couple dozen people because the government here is a police state.
	Although I love them and I thank you for letting me come to your country.
	I love the United States government.
	I love Susan Wajecki.
	I love the totalitarian regime.
	Susan Wajecki, a suck your pinky toe.
	If you're into that, if you're into that, I'll do it.
	No, but I actually don't care.
	I'm actually almost so over all of this that I'm just like, I don't even want to long-term be on YouTube, etc.
	I want to just migrate and move somewhere else because I'm so tired of self-censoring.
	I'm so tired.
	Like, I don't want to fuck with the people on YouTube anymore.
	It's like what?
	Logan Paul, a bunch of grifters, people who have no good ideas, just trying to skirt around.
	Oh, I deleted myself.
	I deleted.
	You're not even willing to use the word suicide because you're so afraid.
	And I get it.
	Like, we're demonetized on here.
	I understand.
	It's a living.
	But it's like, this guy is not even on YouTube and they sued him for trillions of dollars.
	Trillions.
	Like 1.75 trillion.
	The price of our United States.
	They sued him for the budget of the entire nation.
	Like, there's no escaping these totalitarians.
	And he's basically saying here that it's crazy because even though the CDC, which they told us to trust as a Lord and Savior, is admitting that there are some side effects that may be associated with certain types of products that are coming from these medical companies.
	Tech companies have still stated you're not allowed to talk about that.
	That's so wild.
	Like, hey, you know what?
	We told you for two years.
	It's because it's not about medicine and it's not about health.
	I'm so tired.
	2023, I'm Dark Elijah.
	My eyes are red.
	I don't give a fuck anymore.
	Yeah.
	People have tried everything in my life.
	I've gone through everything from terrorists to white supremacists to attacks.
	Everything's been tried on me.
	I don't give a fuck anymore.
	I'm all, I'm whole.
	I'm no hobar.
	I'm like, I don't care.
	New year, new you.
	Hey, sister.
	I don't give no shit no more.
	I can take whatever.
	I'm not afraid.
	I'm just saying, like, look at him.
	He's not afraid.
	He's been sued for $1.75 trillion.
	Yeah.
	And he's still out here saying, you know what?
	To the New World Order, fuck you.
	I'm going to keep telling the truth.
	We're going to keep winning.
	Because I'm so sick and tired of sitting here and having people grandstand and bullshit me about dumb stuff.
	Don't you know we're fighting a freaking war?
	Don't you know that we're actually fighting for our lives?
	This is a year that determines the will of the people.
	We have no leaders of populism in this world, in this country, right now.
	Donald Trump is blaming pro-lifers for why he lost, you know, why he lost in the midterms.
	Excuse me.
	People are pointing out petty, petty, petty shit every day.
	Oh, Marjorie Taylor, this and that.
	Hey, we're losing our country.
	We're literally dying.
	They're killing our people.
	Maybe, just maybe, you should shut the fuck up for like five minutes, rethink your entire life, and realize we have something we need to be doing.
	And this is a good example of it.
	And to everybody who thinks that he's a Fed or controlled opposition, also to you, fuck you too.
	Because he's trying.
	I know this guy.
	He's trying.
	He's genuinely trying.
	And it's like, we're in a little war for our lives.
	You literally have to poison your kids to get them into the United States.
	If you want to travel here, you have to inject your baby with poison.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	People are like, for real, just dying.
	And the birth rates are going down.
	And miscarriages and things like that.
	It's like, I don't know what's going to happen.
	I don't know what's going to happen in 10 years' time, in five years' time, in three years' time.
	I couldn't tell you what the future holds for us.
	I don't think it's good.
	I think it's the opposite of good.
	But yeah, it's a little bit scary.
	And that's all I have to say.
	I sent you a video of a monkey jumping over a stick.
	Maybe you can just play that to cheer us up.
	No, what I was going to say, though, is like, is like I have on my podcast, which is out Tuesday and Thursdays at 3 p.m. on, it's on YouTube, Rumble, audio.
	You can get it anywhere.
	Like, I have, I've been trying to bring on guests.
	I'm so I told people months ago I was tired of the circle jerk of like people who have no good ideas I don't want to talk to transsexuals about their transsexual identity I don't want to talk to homosexuals about being gay I don't give a shit I want to know why we have excess deaths in our country I want I want to know I want to know we have a guest on tomorrow two guests they're going to prison they're going to prison in six days for four years because they did no crimes in the capital and he has a baby on the way Nick Oaks.
	He's on the show tomorrow.
	And they put him in prison for four years because they said that he wanted four years of the presidency.
	He wanted four more years.
	And so that they're putting him in prison while his wife is pregnant.
	And then they called him a white supremacist, even though his wife is black and his three-year-old kid is mixed.
	They said he was a Klansman and he's married to a black chick and they're putting him in prison for four years.
	Four freaking years for standing in the wrong place under a technicality.
	No violence, no crimes committed, standing in the wrong place.
	We have a brother and a patriot going to prison this week with a baby on the way.
	That's who I want to have on my podcast.
	That's the people I want to talk to.
	Not circle jerk people.
	We're in a bloody war.
	We're fighting for our lives.
	We're fighting for our freedom.
	And they have us drunk on the masses.
	This guy's sued for more money than we spend in the United States budget.
	The world's gotten pretty crazy.
	I am a little crazy.
	I admit that.
	I'm also slightly Down syndrome.
	Not if there's anything wrong with that.
	Chromosomes make you feel at homosomes.
	Oh, that's beautiful.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	I'm with you, Elijah, but you're also really making me depressed.
	Okay, let's move on.
	I feel really sad about everything you just said makes me want to just slip my wrists and hop in the tub.
	Okay, let's just get into something funny then.
	Let's change pace.
	Shall we change pace?
	Can we?
	We're in a war.
	You have the button back.
	All right.
	Is it not working?
	Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I, fuck y'all.
	Like, ooh, ooh, baby.
	Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby, I.
	Okay, we're back.
	Does that cheer anyone up?
	Okay.
	No.
	So New Year, I think at some point we might need to retire that one and bring out the mission.
	Yeah, we will.
	Okay, so here's a good thing.
	So the Washington Redskins.
	I thought they were supposed to change their names.
	They did it to the Washington football team, and then they needed a new...
	And then they needed a new...
	That was it?
	The football team named themselves the football team?
	Yeah, the Washington football team.
	No, but they've changed their name and they released their new mascot.
	Oh, not the pigs.
	This is their new mascot.
	Amy Schumer.
	No.
	Stop it.
	Stop.
	This is their new mascot.
	So they're still keeping the red skin theme.
	Pink skin.
	But it's pink skin.
	Unbelievable.
	If I wanted to cheer for a team, this would absolutely not be the one.
	Wow.
	Look at those snake hips.
	Unreal.
	Look at that little small hat.
	Unbelievable.
	That's unbelievable.
	Okay.
	What are they called?
	The pigs?
	Oh, okay.
	So Washington pink skins.
	That's offensive.
	Only to pigs.
	Nope.
	You're not allowed to do that anymore.
	Pink skins is sexist.
	Pink skin is sexist?
	Against women.
	What?
	Exactly.
	Don't go too far down that road.
	But I will say this.
	You don't have pink skin.
	Stop.
	Just it went over your head.
	It's good.
	I don't get it.
	Good.
	That means we'll continue on with this relationship.
	I just shit test you to see if you laugh too hard at some of the things I say, we've got a problem.
	You're always checking my innocence.
	Just kidding.
	The day that my human becomes too cross, you're going to kick me out.
	No, okay.
	But a vulgar woman.
	Some people mentioned, some people mentioned of what this looked like.
	One user, Rob Zerka, said that it reminded him of the beast from Star Wars.
	Wow.
	Right?
	Similar.
	Similar.
	Right?
	This is pretty true.
	Yeah, okay.
	Another user was reminding us, so like how far a country's gone, right?
	So we, we, I mean, I'm not really into sports personally, no, I don't look like someone who would be, but just saying, like, this is what the original logo was, and it was very masculine.
	You have this guy that has the traditional, the traditional red skin nose.
	It's also.
	No, we have red-skinned lollies in Australia.
	You guys also have, there's a place called Govinda's that has a black-faced person with giant pink lips.
	That's a restaurant as well.
	We also have lollies that are little black kids.
	They're like just like little black people lollies.
	What are they called again?
	I don't know.
	The gollywogs?
	Yeah, gollywogs.
	I don't think the lollies are called gollywogs.
	That's just a gollywogs is like an old, an olden-day toy, which yeah, but there are restaurants that have like this is like their mascot.
	This is gollywogs.
	Yeah.
	That is their mascot.
	I mean, what's wrong with this?
	Look, she's got a white and a black gollywog.
	Like, what's wrong with that?
	Oh, are black people, are there not a lot of black dolls these days?
	Well, now, in every little primary school and stuff, you're supposed to have black babies.
	Even, I think, initial, even you have to have Down syndrome ones because they have the baby dolls that look really real with the genitals and everything like that.
	You have to have the boys and the girls.
	You have to have Chinese, black, white, and also some Down syndrome ones.
	You have to.
	Well, I was going to say, let me go to this.
	This is called Things That Wouldn't Work in America in 2022.
	Well, 2023 now?
	Yeah, so things that probably wouldn't work would be Govindas at the top.
	Maybe that's a cat.
	Is that a cat?
	No.
	Nope.
	Nope.
	100% nope.
	Wow.
	Let me see if we can get Govindas.
	Oh, a pure vegetarian.
	Yeah, I don't think that would work.
	I don't think that's going to work in 2022 in the United States.
	I'm just going to say, I don't know a lot about working, but that's definitely not one of the things that's going to work.
	Yeah, not if they had to change redskins.
	But I will say that what's funny about this is, and this is what always happens.
	If you remember back to this, they've went through years of mascot changes, right?
	And they pick this pig and they go through the whole thing.
	But if you remember back to this, the Washington Post back in 2016 did a poll when there was activists saying that nine out of ten Native Americans aren't offended by the Redskins name.
	I don't know what a Native American is.
	I know what that means.
	I bet they weren't offended by the land of lakes butter either.
	Well, yeah, I know.
	That's what I was going to say.
	It says nine in ten Native Americans say they were not offended by the Washington Redskins name, according to a new Washington Post poll that shows how few ordinary Indians have been persuaded by national movement to change the football's team moniker.
	The survey of 504 people across every state in the district reveals that the minds of Native Americans have remained unchanged.
	It's a 2004 poll.
	And here's the poll.
	The professor football team, the professional football team in Washington, calls itself the Washington Redskins.
	Can we get this more centered?
	Nope.
	It's not good.
	you go um and it says here that it's what we got this woman speaking hey See you later.
	That nobody cared.
	And 9% thought it was offensive.
	Like, 9% of people are functionally retarded.
	That's not a good, that's not a good deviation.
	You know, like, 9% of people say this.
	9% of people, 9% of people think seed oils are good for you.
	Yeah.
	That's just not saying much.
	That's not saying really anything.
	Yeah.
	But I think it's always funny that they spent all these years, all this money.
	This is my point about America: is that people get so distracted by things that don't matter.
	Like, you spent, and I try, I'm trying to in 2023, if I'm going to show things that don't matter, to explain why they like what the point is, is saying this team, since 2016, that is what, six years, spent six years and probably millions of dollars in changing logos and teams, discussions, arguments, meetings to literally change something that never needed to be changed for the sake of change because some dumb bitch got mad at them and called them.
	I was like, I am offended.
	Have you ever eaten at Govinda's?
	That's where the lefties get confused because Govinda's is a vegetarian option.
	Govinda's might have a blackface doll, a golly wog as its logo, but it's vegetarian.
	So you're saving animals and being racist towards black people.
	Yeah, yeah.
	She's just going to pick one.
	It's worth murdering animals or being racist to, not to them, what the hell?
	To what is it?
	To who?
	To golly wogs?
	To the pygmy people.
	Yeah.
	That could have been a bad statement if I had finished it.
	Yeah, well, I'm sure we all had absolutely no idea where you're going with that.
	But I think...
	You're talking like this in a falsetto.
	All right, we're back.
	Continue.
	I'm just wondering when all the cops are going to come out and start protesting this mascot.
	Oh, Porky the Pig.
	And hey!
	That's our nickname.
	The pigs.
	We're the pigs.
	You can't have a football team called After the Pigs.
	Guess what their name is now, though?
	Tell me.
	Tell me what it is.
	Major Tuddy.
	Tooty.
	Mr. Toots.
	Are you kidding me?
	No, I'm not kidding you at all.
	It's Mr. Tuddy.
	Mr. Tuddler.
	That's the team name?
	Yes.
	They named themselves.
	So we're going up against Major Tuddy.
	This is a sign that I.
	These are really good.
	These are what keep me going.
	Like, this keeps me going.
	There's power in names.
	I'm telling you, there's power in names.
	And I would be afraid if I knew, if I was in a sports and they were like, oh, okay, we're going up against the Redskins, I'd freak out.
	Because do you know what I knew the Redskins did?
	They cut off people's heads and scalped them.
	That's a scary name.
	That's a scary team name.
	Like, oh, man, they're going to frighten me, whatever.
	But the pig, the Mr. Tuddy, Major Tuddy, he doesn't strike fear in my heart.
	And I think they're going to lose because they did a big mistake.
	I'm embarrassed for them.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I want to check in with this.
	By the way, I do want to remind you guys that this is a member-supported show.
	So if you want to support this show and you want to join the real chat, by the way, Kez actually does have control of the chat now.
	She doesn't realize that she does, but she actually can bring it up.
	We have a chat going on.
	Yeah, we have a chat going on right now.
	I can't read it.
	I know, but I think you can bring it up.
	Guys, don't say anything naughty.
	I'm about to bring it up.
	Yeah, hold on.
	It's a close call.
	Oh, I think we have to do this.
	Wait.
	There you go.
	Quick, you're giving them time to say naughty niggas.
	Open chat.
	Yeah, wait.
	I can't get it up on the screen.
	Okay, whatever.
	She can see it now.
	But we have your chat that you can get here.
	So if you click the link in the description, you click ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	You can get the official chats that go on during the show.
	Monday, Wednesday, Fridays.
	Kez should have it fully set up.
	It's just taking me a second.
	There's a chord I'm waiting for to get it fully set up, but she has the ability to read it.
	And at the end of the show, too, I will be reading your super chats.
	You can send them there.
	And you can send the super chats on Rumble, by the way.
	Just to read a couple of the ones so far that are going on right now.
	We also have Spaghetti.
	Edward said, in a falsetto, Doomsday Cracker sent a $20 and $2.02 tip.
	Said, Happy New Year 2023 AD.
	All about the D. Love and prayers to Elijah and Kez and all the SOBs, especially the Locals gang.
	It's true.
	Young Pei Chang said, ooh, ooh, fuck yes.
	And he also said, congratulations on breaking 200 for your cut, Elijah, eating all the good barbecued lamb and seafood I trust.
	Wow.
	We are getting pretty.
	I mean, I'm just going to keep saying we're getting pretty good here, but we're going to continue along.
	We're going to have to go to lamb.
	Yeah, we have.
	And then we have one here.
	Oh, you could bring this one up.
	Oh, my gosh, darling.
	What were you doing in New York City?
	Oh, there's so many retarded pictures.
	I have really aged a lot.
	Not necessarily in a bad way.
	Yeah, actually, in a bad way, but no, but meaning like, I looked like a child when I started in this.
	And oh, I've gone through a lot of shit over the years.
	Always something new.
	Always something new.
	But I'm still retarded.
	And I still wear a helmet.
	So that's always good.
	And I'll get to the rest of these as we go through the show.
	Don't forget you can leave them there.
	And we're also on Rumble.
	You can send super chats on Rumble because we're completely demonetized on YouTube.
	And we appreciate it.
	So check us out and support it at locals.
	It really helps set a lot.
	And we have a great community there, which is absolutely amazing.
	I don't know if you saw this.
	So we talk about a little bit tomorrow for the January 6th episode about the Islamic terrorist attack that happened in New York that nobody talks about, but whatever.
	That'll be for tomorrow.
	At the New York Eve Fireworks Show, did you know that animals?
	Animals, you know, themselves.
	They.
	Well, a walrus.
	I knew that penguins could be gay.
	You can't be a gay.
	I know, but that's the only thing I knew about this.
	It's the dumbest thing.
	People are like, oh, yeah, gay is good because it's in nature.
	Lions fucking eat zebras.
	What?
	Should I eat you?
	Because it's in nature?
	My dog eats its own poop before.
	I've seen my dog eat its own poop ball.
	No, he eats his own vomit.
	And his own vomit.
	I mean, there's one thing, we're all fallen creatures, and I'm not giving people shit.
	People make mistakes, but I'm also going to say, like, this idea of like, this also happens, masturbating in public, is also happens regularly.
	Apparently, this walrus decided to pleasure himself.
	A W. Look at the size of his cake.
	Go on, kid.
	Elijah.
	Corey on it.
	Elijah.
	Jeez, go on, boy.
	Okay, stop that.
	Stop that.
	That's inappropriate.
	Lodge!
	Get that off!
	Stop it!
	That is yucky, darling.
	We got the point the first time he did it.
	We got the point.
	I didn't film it.
	That is disgusting.
	Who taught him to do that?
	It's like first you have to watch out for the homosexual men doing that in front of your kids, and now the walruses.
	The homosexual men masturbating in front of your kids.
	When is it where?
	Oh, at like Gay Prime?
	Yeah, Gay Pride, the homeless.
	The homeless or the homeless gays?
	I don't know.
	I think the homeless are all bisexual.
	They maybe.
	I saw.
	I don't know much about that.
	Well, they are because they all spread diseases.
	But I will say, I saw my favorite thing was this one TikToker guy made me laugh.
	He plays pranks and this girl at Walmart, he was being very disruptive.
	And she's like, sir, you need to leave.
	He goes, why?
	Is it because I'm bisexual?
	She goes, no, it's because you're being disruptive.
	He goes, I'm trans and I don't take that.
	And she was like, got so confused.
	Like, her mind just broke.
	You saw it just break.
	Because first she was like, no, I'm not judging that you're bisexual.
	And then all of a sudden he got her.
	Like, I'm trans and I don't take that.
	It's like, okay, what are you supposed to say?
	Like, you're trans and you should take it.
	Court papers, trans and you should take it.
	Take what, ma'am?
	Take what?
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	I mean, it's just, that's just the case.
	Really?
	My job.
	Stop it.
	Why?
	Yuck, baby.
	Ew.
	It is gross.
	But it happened in New Year's Eve.
	These are stories you don't hear about anywhere else.
	This is a shit stream.
	It is a live stream Monday, Wednesday, Fridays where we do just play things.
	Yes, but it's a 2023 super stream.
	It's a return of the stream.
	No, we can't look at the stream.
	That.
	That is really going to scar some people.
	The return of the stream, the return of the stream, we're back.
	Okay, also on the side note.
	Oh, God.
	So you know how earlier in December of 2022, I don't know if you remember this, but last year, John Fetterman had won New York Times, this is New York Post, but had won New York Times 2022 most stylish people.
	Wow.
	Oh.
	Do you know where he copied his style from?
	Groot.
	Or no, that's, what's it called?
	The stick?
	The literal stick, man?
	No, it's what the guy from that animated movie, Crew?
	Crew?
	What is his name?
	Crew?
	Crew?
	Grew?
	From the despicable me?
	I haven't seen either of the movies.
	The minions?
	Where's Groot from?
	It's from that one Advengers movie, right?
	Yeah, he's a stick.
	Okay.
	He's just a little stick.
	He looks like a tree.
	Wow.
	No, do you know who he copies his style from?
	Is Adam Sandler?
	Adam Sandler always wears those ginormous basketball shorts everywhere he goes.
	Most stylish man.
	Woo!
	Amazing.
	Good for him.
	He's got a, you know what?
	He deserves it.
	He deserves it because it's like when we started making Down syndrome girls walk the Victoria Secret model thing.
	They deserve it.
	They deserve most stylish.
	They deserve most beautiful.
	They deserve it.
	You know, out here, Meyer is still doing it right.
	I noticed Meyer has the sexy lingerie next to the men's suits department.
	Whereas Victoria's Secret just has like fat, disgusting blobs of gross out-of-post tissue on their walls or nothing at all.
	You notice they took a lot of the pictures down.
	I think Victoria's Secret's going out of business.
	I think they're...
	It's Victor's Secret now.
	Yeah.
	Victoria?
	Do you have a boner?
	Yeah, it could be.
	Yeah, they're going to make special undies that have extra pouch space for Victor.
	Do you know that little flap in women's underwear that's like the uniting flap between the middle part at the bottom?
	If you open it up, there's like a little flap in the inside.
	They're just expanding that.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	It's just a little tuck and grab.
	That was really interesting.
	I watched a TikTok, and a woman said that the reason why that women's underwear have that little flap was because it's for sweeping.
	You stick the end of the broomstick in the little hole in between the two flaps and it helps you to like sweep hands free while you hold your babies.
	Did you just make that up?
	No, I mean, it was just funny.
	That's why she has a TikToker.
	She's like, you ever wondered why there's a little flap between the two sewing parts of women's underwear?
	And I go, this is when you watch a video, I never really thought about it, but that is really interesting.
	Why?
	And she goes, it's to stick a broom handle in so that you can sweep.
	Anyway, I will say this.
	Okay, so if you don't remember the story, New York Times on Monday, you know, declared incoming U.S. Senator John Fetterman one of the 93 most stylish people of 2022.
	It prompts some backlash.
	Some backlash.
	Well, for me, I'm not arguing with that.
	Right, but we were wrong.
	We were wrong.
	Okay.
	Because John Fetterman is now a senator of the United States.
	He literally determines the law of this country.
	That is amazing.
	He determines law.
	He's going to do such a good job.
	His picture came out as headshot.
	Addison Smith from OAN posted.
	Oh, come on.
	This tweet has been deleted.
	Don't even tell me.
	Okay, Lucy.
	Oh, you didn't save it.
	Oh, wait.
	Headshot said, no, no, no, no, it has to be in here.
	Oh, there it is.
	Oh.
	Okay, let's have a look.
	Oh, I need to open it real fast.
	His political headshot.
	Wait, let me go down.
	He's going to get into acting.
	He's going to have a Netflix special about him.
	Oh, my gosh.
	He really does look like a sandatho, doesn't he?
	It's the official.
	Like, I don't even believe in macrocosmic evolution, but this makes me question everything.
	This gray shirt is giving me communism vibes, like North Korea concentration camp vibes.
	Well, look, we've talked about on the show a lot, right?
	I'm a retarded boy.
	You're a regular girl.
	And no, you don't need to be a 10 out of 10 to enjoy life.
	Absolutely not.
	In fact, sometimes when you meet people who are too good-looking, the guys are gay and the women have no personality.
	So it's like, once you go past an eight out of ten in terms of just physical appearance, realistically speaking, everyone, of course, says, you know, oh, you're a 10 out of 10, this and that.
	Okay, but you're lying.
	Like, I watch these TikToks all the time that are like, oh, what would you rate yourself?
	And everyone's like, eight, a nine?
	Oh, give me a break.
	Like, I'm maybe a five.
	I think five, maybe a four.
	It's okay because the scale is much different.
	I've never had somebody look at me on the street like, yeah, guy's attractive.
	But I don't look like this.
	And I'm not trying to be rude because look, it doesn't matter how you look.
	But it's like, it seems like they just picked the weirdest looking person possible.
	Like, I don't think you need, like, politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
	And, you know, you don't need to be attractive in this world.
	But this is.
	This is weird.
	You know, it makes me uncomfortable.
	It makes me feel bizarre.
	I'm feeling a little bit turned on, too.
	It's strange.
	Just slip it in there.
	Yeah.
	You thought I wouldn't catch that?
	You understand what you're paying attention?
	You rob your gun.
	No, I was trying to see how he would look if he shaved that bit of hair off his face.
	It's like he's already bald everywhere else.
	You might as well just go full bald.
	Did you see his family portrait?
	No, but I would like to.
	Oh, it's the funniest thing.
	It's like a joke.
	Let me type this in.
	Yeah, do you know what?
	That gray shirt really does bother me.
	That actually is really the standout for that whole picture because, one, it doesn't make his skin pop.
	It's not a good color for him.
	Two, I feel like gray is a color that you wouldn't want to use.
	You would want to use like a nice suit or white, a crisp white maybe, or blue or red or something like that.
	But gray feels like everything that they're doing, like making the buildings boring with architecture and making logos simple, like they're just like this, like the beauty and the art and fashion and things like that.
	Oh, he's the most fashionable man.
	He's wearing a plain gray shirt.
	What?
	It doesn't even make his skin pop.
	It doesn't make any, it doesn't, it's not a warm or inviting color.
	It's not a color that makes you feel like you trust someone.
	Like, there's a whole science behind colors.
	You know that, right?
	Well, yes, but look, look at this.
	So, I'll bring this up here for a second.
	It's sinister to me.
	The gray.
	I'll bring this up here for a second.
	At least wear black or white or something that's acceptable.
	They all wear hoodies for his acceptance speech, but the reason why they cut it off is because they all wore shorts and hoodies.
	They all wore them together.
	It's the Federman family style.
	So I think if you go back here, like this.
	Let me see if you can bring it up.
	Yes, I can't get it up full screen because it won't open for some reason.
	But they wore shorts and like zip-up, like, thrasher hoodies to the acceptance speech.
	And I don't know if this is supposed to be just a joke or something, but I also, like, they haven't gotten haircuts.
	Is it supposed to be that they're like relatable, your average family?
	Yeah, but that's also like sad because that's like your average.
	They took a page out of what's his face's book?
	That man from that country that's getting invaded, Ukraine, the Ukrainian man?
	Well, that's why it's all playing an acting role now.
	And there's no thing about respect that matters.
	This is where I want to encourage everyone in 2023 to 2023.
	It's fair game for anyone.
	Like, this guy's a senator.
	This shouldn't discourage you.
	In fact, this should encourage you because you can go to prison for standing in the wrong place.
	You can have half a brain and become senator.
	Don't let anyone disqualify you.
	They try to disqualify in the Bible.
	I think it was who?
	Peter for his youth?
	Not Peter.
	It was Timothy for his youth, for being young.
	You can actually have a stroke and be mentally incapable of processing information in real time and start determining the laws of a nation.
	The future belongs to the disabled.
	The future is ours.
	I'm happy about this.
	I don't know upset because I could be senator now.
	Like, there's nothing they can get up.
	There's nothing that you can really pull out on anyone anymore.
	Like, it doesn't work.
	Like, what do you, like, this is my point.
	The best thing that people have in life is what?
	Family.
	Oh.
	I was in politics, take people down as, like, blackmail or like lies or slander or gossip or this or that or like whatever, money or corruption or something.
	Okay, that's what they do for these people.
	What are you going to get on this guy?
	John Fetterman, to start the headline, did what?
	I already, I, I'm going to be more shocked than what he is.
	He does something, it's going to be like, he's disabled.
	No, God hold him accountable.
	Like, what gossip is going to work on this guy?
	None.
	Like, Marjorie Taylor is a good idea.
	It's impossible to gossip about him.
	He's incredible.
	Yeah, but Matt Gates, Marjorie Taylor, Lauren Bobert, right?
	It's always like, it's the negative media wheel.
	It's always the discredit, discredit, discredit, lie, lie, lie.
	Then you go, you look at John Fetterman.
	What are you going to say to discredit this guy?
	It's impossible.
	You can't say anything.
	You can write a million articles.
	You can say a million things.
	And it doesn't fucking work.
	That's why it's good to be retarded.
	Because being mentally disabled, like a lot of us are, is just like, hey, I don't really care what anyone says.
	I'm John Fetterman, and I'm disabled.
	It's a very good defense.
	It's a get out of jail-free card 24-7, five days a week.
	Yeah, and I have, I do have some John Fetterman merch launching next week.
	Oh, I did see that you showed it to me, and I'm really excited.
	I have John Fetterman merch launching.
	Look, I love this whole situation about John Fetterman.
	I think it's so funny, but I'm going to be honest, and maybe I'm just like really focusing on this one thing that probably doesn't matter, but I'm not kidding.
	That gray shirt has set me right off because it makes me feel uncomfortable.
	Everything else before the sweater, the hoodies, and the basketball shorts, I have no problems with that.
	All the other kinds of things, I've no, whatever.
	Let's go.
	I think it's so funny.
	He's such an interesting character.
	I don't, I can't even say anything negative about him, except that, why did they choose to put him in a gray shirt?
	Seriously, think about it.
	It's really giving me bad, bad vibes.
	Really bad vibes.
	Well, I'll ask you this.
	Here's our question of the day.
	And this is for the chat, active chat.
	Let me ask you guys this.
	Believe it or not, one of these people is trans.
	Can you guess who it is?
	And we need to give them a little bit of extra time.
	Can you cue some music, please?
	Just the music, not the falsetto, but just the music button.
	Let's see.
	All right, chat.
	Let's see if we can get you guys here.
	I'm going to go to the last one.
	Contestant number one.
	The white shirt.
	That's one in the white shirt in the black shirt, yellow skirt.
	Number three in the black shirt and the red shirt.
	Certainly not the tallest girl.
	The tallest girl in the group is certainly not her.
	Not the Adams Apple.
	No, not the one with the thickest, biggest arms of all the girls.
	Not her.
	It's not her.
	All right, let's see.
	Let's go to the locals chat here and let's see what they had to say.
	Let's see what they had to say.
	What was the contestant?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Let me see.
	Let's see what they had to say.
	View all.
	People said, oh, locals chat said this was the guest from Doomsday Cracker.
	Said it's the one with the dick.
	No, no, no.
	Absolutely no, because how could you know what they, how could you know?
	None of them were naked.
	That's not the correct answer.
	Because I don't see any penises in that picture at all.
	Yeah, it was clearly the guy on the white.
	It's the tiny little one.
	It's the tiny little one in the middle.
	That tiny little, tiny little girl.
	It's that one.
	Imagine getting invited over to that sleepover, and you're like, I'm actually, I said I'm trans, not gay.
	Yeah, what's that one that's called the five?
	Is that a five o'clock shadow?
	Oh, I'm a lesbian.
	It's like, it's like, that's like the next level.
	It's like, I'm a lesbian.
	You get invited over to the girl's sleepover, but I'm also a lesbian.
	No.
	I wouldn't.
	You know what, though?
	I got to say this.
	The weirdest thing, too, as someone's like, hey, please speak about real information, not just this nonsense.
	Guys, this is the Monday, Wednesday, Friday shit stream with Piquez and me.
	If you want a good show that has information, watch the podcast on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
	It's called Balance.
	And one of these people is not balancing out their lives very well.
	But I do have to point out three things.
	This did exist.
	Like, this was pretty common in life in general.
	Like, people were a little bit met.
	Like, I was metrosexual.
	Some people kind of wore girls' jeans in school, painted their nails, etc.
	I used to wear eyeliner.
	That's true.
	I wore black nail polish and eyeliner for a lot of high school.
	And you did some pretty weird things with your hair.
	Oh, yeah.
	When we first started dating, I went into his closet and I threw away maybe 90% of it.
	Well, yeah, but in a way, you know, people can be a little metro.
	There's something different in the water out there.
	Well, it is.
	But I was going to say, like, but no one was trans.
	Like, I didn't know anybody growing up that actually was a girl or thought they were a girl.
	Like, people were emo or there was a lot of scene kids.
	You know, you thought, you know, you're going down.
	You literally have your NAS tank.
	Anyone remember this?
	You're driving in a 1994 Toyota Corolla or a Honda Civic.
	In the back seat, there's six people.
	There's always the two hot scene girl chicks with their fat friend.
	But you let her come because you knew that the MySpace Party flyer said fat girls GTFO.
	Because they didn't want any fat chicks.
	They always kicked out the fat girls.
	They always kicked out the fat chicks.
	Oh, are you kidding?
	Oh, fat chicks always get kicked out.
	Yes, that was back when scene kids were based.
	They didn't like fat people.
	Are you serious?
	You can just kick someone out for being fat?
	In adjust in adjust size.
	Oh, that's brutal.
	Oh, man.
	I do not miss being a teenager.
	I wasn't fat, but I didn't have a lot going for me.
	Yeah, but I will say that that's just the reality of like, that's what it was.
	You had a NAS tank.
	You had got some fresh ecstasy.
	You were rolling.
	You were drinking mad dogs.
	And you were sucking helium, I mean, nitrous oxide out of a balloon, buying $2 jungle jello shots in somebody's backyard, and the cops would come and everyone would run.
	And it was really fun.
	What?
	And then now, like, now I don't even want, I test my water to see if there's metals in it.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I was like drinking $2 jungle juice shots, sucking helium, getting like mono and different things.
	And now I'm like, hmm, I'm considering, like I said, it's not, I don't have FOMO, fear of missing out.
	I have phobia, fear of being invited.
	Yeah, now.
	I don't even want to go anywhere.
	I don't want to go to your thing.
	I don't want to meet you.
	I don't like you already.
	I'm disgusted by you.
	I'm so done with people.
	I've given up.
	I've helped a lot of people in life, and I regret every single, almost every single one.
	But I will tell you this: I have phobia now.
	You text me, I probably don't want that text message.
	Do you want to see something really crazy?
	Look at this.
	I fucking hate people, honestly, but I also have to love them too, because God called me to love people.
	So I just, whatever.
	This is my phone.
	Can you see how many texts I have that are unanswered?
	Yep.
	Yeah, we can see it.
	So, if you text me, I'll probably not respond to you.
	No, it is true.
	But I do know that's a phobia.
	It's as you get older.
	It's fear of being invited.
	It's like, please don't invite me anywhere.
	I don't want to go anywhere.
	I don't want to make any more friends.
	I don't want to talk to anyone.
	You know what is safe in life?
	Just minding your own fucking business inside of your house.
	Nice.
	There's nothing great in that.
	I watched this one TikToker.
	He goes, he goes, you know what's the greatest feeling in the world?
	Minding your own damn business and hanging out with your own plants.
	Just hang out at home.
	Yeah, we had a great New Year's.
	Just watch some fireworks on the beach at 9 p.m. and literally beautiful.
	It's paradise out here.
	It's really nice.
	There's no freedom, but it's nice.
	Yeah.
	And everything's like $500 trillion.
	Do you know what?
	For a 16-pack of water out here, it's on sale $9.75.
	The prices are so high out here.
	A used Toyota Land Cruiser down the street here is going for $122,000.
	A used Toyota Land Cruiser with 47,000 miles on it is going for $122,000.
	Yeah, but Elijah's going to put us in debt because on New Year's Eve, we went to dinner at an Italian place.
	Yummy pasta.
	It was delicious.
	We got a little takeaway home box to bring all our yummy little noodles home.
	And then on the way back to the car, Elijah wanted to stop at the shop to buy a cigar.
	And he left all of our noodles at the cigar shop.
	So now we don't have any noodles left.
	Well, to be also interested.
	This is with like the Arab menu.
	This is how expensive it was.
	I didn't even buy good cigars.
	I didn't even buy good cigars.
	I bought three cigars.
	They only had like three options.
	Yeah, but that's Australia.
	There's three options.
	There's white people and the people who shouldn't be here.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Just a joke, YouTube.
	It's a joke.
	The Australian police are going to travel.
	Oi oi, oi!
	Oh, I'm going to get off here.
	Ah, yay, what you doing in here?
	I heard you made it funny.
	Yeah, we see that in Langoles.
	They have their boats, their jet skis, they're always.
	But just say, but I love like, but Australia.
	You laughing.
	But Australian police, because Australia is still so blunt, but they've caught up with the wokeness, but they haven't abandoned their mentality.
	They would be like helpfully racist.
	Like, oh, hey, mate, you're making fun of the blackies.
	Those Abo blackies, you're making fun of them, are you, mate?
	You're not allowed to say.
	No, I know, but like, don't make fun of those people, mate.
	They're just trying to make a good living.
	You know, like, they'd be, like, nice.
	Like, the Emmys, you know, the immigrants.
	The Emmys?
	The Emmys, the...
	The blackies over there just trying to make a living.
	You don't need to be judging them.
	They're not going to be on right now.
	No, I meant SJW words, but they have an SJW culture here.
	But they'll still be blunt.
	Well, because we just like to shorten everything and speak in slang, but then the slang just like offends people.
	So we keep getting called like offensive, and you're not allowed to say ABBO anymore.
	And it just, then you have to say, then Aboriginal was illegal, and so then you had to say, like... First Nation.
	First Nation, or First Peoples, or something...
	It just keeps on changing because it's always going to be offensive.
	Don't even talk about them.
	Don't look at them.
	Don't mention them.
	Don't even think about them.
	Except you have to acknowledge them every time you do a speech.
	Yeah, the Aboriginals have been leaving grocery carts outside where we're staying and tagging the light poles.
	If you're going to tell me, I'm starting at zero.
	Unlike most Australians, I'm starting at a zero level with Aboriginal people.
	They're not winning in my books yet.
	Like, I don't have any hard feelings towards any Aboriginal people, period.
	I don't have never even met one.
	I never even met an Aboriginal except for the fat kid who's jumping the fence and says, my land, my land.
	Fuck off.
	You don't own this land.
	Well, I'm saying it's entitlement out here, and they're leaving baskets and tagging.
	I don't care if you're Aboriginal.
	I don't like people who leave baskets on the street and tag.
	I don't care who, I don't care about your race.
	I love all races, but I hate shitty people.
	And if you are a shitty person and you leave baskets out, I'll probably not be your friend.
	Does anybody else live out there too and know in the United States the way that you can figure out how ghetto of a place you are?
	It's a point system.
	And it's from when you get off the freeway, how many grocery carts you count in between when you get off the freeway and when you get to your destination is how far you are into the ghetto.
	That was called the LA point system.
	We had it and it worked.
	You go, oh, one, two, three, okay, 11 grocery carts.
	We in the ghetto.
	The ghetto, way in the ghetto.
	It worked.
	There was a lot of grocery carts.
	But then they started locking them.
	You're talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I, y'all sleep like ooh, ooh, baby.
	You're talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh.
	All right.
	You have to stop.
	We're going to get arrested.
	Stop leaving grocery carts.
	Stop leaving groceries.
	I'm just saying, if you're leaving grocery carts.
	And by the way, one of the weirdest things about Australia that people don't know about this place is they don't do a lot of strip malls in the traditional stance.
	There's shopping centers.
	They still do like malls, as we call them all, like indoor malls here everywhere.
	And so you can get like a grocery cart, also called a trolley.
	You can get a trolley from Cole's or Woolley's, the grocery stores that have a monopoly.
	And then you can go to like go shopping at like they have an if EB games here.
	They're like 20 years behind the United States.
	I swear.
	America shits and Australia wipes.
	They still use no DSL internet.
	Okay, all I'm trying to say is you go into these indoor shopping centers.
	It's way base.
	It's way better to be in an indoor shopping center than in these strip malls.
	It's way better.
	But you can take a grocery cart into EB Games and like they have JB Hi-Fi, which is their best buy, but they actually have stock.
	Like they don't, people shop in stores here.
	Like it's not just online.
	It's busy.
	Yeah, like people shop in-store.
	It's a very busy, in-store society.
	And online is not fast shipping.
	It's very slow.
	So they're very behind in terms of the development of commercialism.
	I always said this.
	I went to the White Sand Beach down the street.
	Perfect space for a Walmart.
	I know what they're thinking.
	There's a huge space of sand.
	White Sand Beach is crystal blue water.
	Imagine a nice parking lot.
	Could fit 10,000 cars, asphalt, trolley bays, giant grocery carts.
	You could have a mega Walmart, sell shit from China, sell golly wugs, groceries that have dreamer.
	You're a dreamer.
	If only they would build some Walmarts here.
	Even their Targets look like Target from 2000 year two.
	It looks like Pre-Patriot Act Target in Target.
	It's very weird.
	The craziest thing is.
	Kmart is popular.
	Kmarts are popular in Australia.
	It's Kmart.
	It's crazy.
	Elijah went to a different country and realized things were different here.
	It's blowing his mouth.
	Are you telling me in a different place they do things differently?
	Um.
	I wish I could have.
	really wish I could have warned you but it's just one of those things anyways okay Do you want to tell everyone more about the differences?
	You're in a different country, the stores are different, the people are different.
	If you're into tall, slender white women, this is your country.
	If you like women somewhere between 5'7 and 5'11 that are not fat, they have a couple units out here.
	They have some obesity issues.
	There's a few big whales swimming in outside the ocean.
	But for the most part, women are slender shapes and everyone's tall as F here.
	So that's the reality.
	That's the reality.
	Okay, last thing here, last thing I want to go to.
	I don't want to get too much into this, but I am monitoring what was going on with the Tate brothers getting arrested and people keep blaming what that's on.
	And I don't really, I don't really, I'm not tracking the whole situation.
	But I do know one of the things I have to clarify is that they were not arrested because he posted a video with pizza.
	If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's fine.
	But now everybody's saying that the Tates got arrested because he got into a fight with Greta Thunberg on Twitter.
	And I just wanted to bring this up.
	If you're unconnected to this story, this won't make sense to you.
	But this makes sense to me and it's so stupid.
	It makes me want to die.
	Wow.
	They made that?
	Yeah, welcome to the club, Greta.
	Like, they showed you superheroes.
	There's a little girl standing in front of the bull as well.
	Yeah.
	Superman is afraid of a rock.
	A little rock of kryptonite is his weakness.
	Yeah.
	Superheroes?
	Welcome to the hero.
	They used to be cool, but now it's gone woke.
	In fact, I think that the director of She-Hulk said that it was the most accurate film in the Marvel universe to date.
	The She-Hulk was the most accurate film?
	Yeah.
	We watched one episode of that, and it was really, really bad and painful.
	And so people want to know what we're drinking.
	This is Schwepp's infused natural blood-orange mango mineral water.
	Which, by the way, I'll be honest, some of their, they don't have so much poison in their food.
	That's one of the benefits out here.
	There's not a lot of poison, so it's a lot easier to stay thin.
	I mean, yes, you could eat at KFC and McDonald's, but even that food tastes different out here because it doesn't have all the chemicals that we have in our food back home.
	And they really do regulate a lot of the food out here so it tastes fresher and like vegetables taste better.
	Fruit tastes better.
	That's actually true because it's not all grown like all this crap.
	It's true.
	But I will say with the tape thing, I'm going to monitor it.
	I don't know enough about it.
	I haven't been following it to really give a strong opinion, but it's an investigation and we'll see what happens.
	And so we'll follow it over the coming weeks and we'll just like give little updates.
	But I don't have enough information to share with you guys.
	So follow other YouTubers for that.
	That was by request.
	I do want to read a couple of the live streams from the super chats.
	You guys are here from locals.
	Don't forget, this is, I think I'm going to bring them up here, right?
	Where is this?
	Oh, yeah, here.
	Let's go up here.
	We can bring the super chats on.
	Oh, my gosh.
	There's quite a few.
	Let's go through them.
	Wow.
	Hey, good job.
	Thanks, guys.
	I really appreciate it.
	That's genuinely.
	That's really nice to be back on and see the support from you guys.
	We really appreciate it.
	Don't take it lightly.
	I think we're right back here.
	Yeah, with Kyle M. Tomek said, happy 37th month, 2020.
	I co-hertur said, here's money to buy a second blanket, you patriarchal assholes.
	Oh, wow.
	Spaghetti Edward said, I am once again asking for your financial.
	Well, there's an article we'll go over on Wednesday.
	I'll include it.
	But now he said that it's no better time.
	He's taking over the media.
	He's creating a new task force to control the media in the country.
	As people know, Crane's army is the strongest army on TikTok.
	What?
	It is the strongest army on TikTok.
	Wow.
	Strong army.
	Also, a couple other super chats.
	MJ is back in here.
	He said, testing my coinage.
	Welcome, MJ.
	Spaghetti Edward said, bring Dorian on stream, please.
	Oh, we need to get Dorian.
	You know, my.
	I'll be with some chickens tomorrow, I think, and I'll probably post the chickens tomorrow.
	You know what?
	This is not to give anyone encouragement because I'm not, don't message me.
	But there are some people that I've known out in Australia that I'm going to be connecting with that I've been trying to connect with for a long time that are out here.
	And maybe, maybe I'll post a couple little things on locals only for the locals people because I don't want to blast people anyways.
	But there are some friends that I have out here in Australia that I'm going to go meet with, go have lunch with, go have dinner with, etc.
	You may even know a couple of them.
	But I'm really excited.
	And yes, one of them is Dorian, who I'm going to eat.
	But a quick update on Dorian because he was stabbing everyone.
	He stabbed me.
	He stabbed my sister and my mom.
	And we were bleeding everywhere because he stabs with those little, well, I don't know what they're called.
	Talons.
	Yeah, my dad came to the rescue.
	got dorian and they shaved down his claws his back his little knife claws at the back of what are they called I don't know what they're called.
	But if you know about chickens, you know they have those things that they put into you.
	And my dad, he shaved them down so he couldn't abuse our skills anymore because he was really abusive.
	Also, no, we are on Rumble as well.
	You can send super chats on Rumble.
	You can check it out.
	We're there on Rumble.
	Slightly offensive.
	We only have 26,900 subscribers, but we are going to grow there.
	I promise you guys, we are going to.
	I already have a massive plan for the new year on Rumble, and I'm implementing things slowly but surely.
	I got to get some cords, but I'm already off to a good start.
	We're off to a good start.
	I'm really, really happy.
	We're off to a good start everywhere.
	And we have 1,200 people in on YouTube.
	Even with being suppressed and being throttled, we still have our regular people back on.
	We're back to where we should be.
	So I'm very, very happy about that.
	We love you guys.
	We really do appreciate you guys.
	Okay, a few more super chats.
	Let's bring them back up here on here.
	Happy second year day, Elijah and Kez and everybody.
	MJ out here said that.
	We also have Dark Elijah coming out here as well.
	Did you do that?
	No.
	Did you put that on?
	No.
	Oh, my gosh.
	I would never do that.
	We have a few more super chats that I want to read as well.
	It says, Nico Turd says, Do you ever too worry about making a baby retard with how crazy the world is?
	The answer is no.
	I mean, the world's a good idea.
	Do we worry about it?
	No.
	The world's, no, we're going to start a family.
	The world's going to be crazy.
	And we're just going to teach our kid to join us.
	Chromosomes are inherited.
	I think it's important to have kids, even still.
	I think it's still important to have kids and stuff.
	And you can raise your kids however you like.
	You don't have to put them in school or feed them whatever.
	And you don't have to chop their genitals off if they say that they're an opposite sex.
	So, yeah, I think we would.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I don't care at all.
	We're going to start a family soon.
	We just have a few little things that we've got to take care of.
	Like, get in my sperm count up because it's all gone because I wore too tight of pants.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	That's not true, but I thought that could have been true.
	So polyester tracks.
	I was nervous, but when I went at one point in my life, that that was true, but I got my sperm count tested.
	Yeah, I almost gave my sperm to a sperm bank when I was desperate one time for cash.
	I didn't end up doing it, though.
	I don't do that.
	Because I thought the kids couldn't do anything.
	No.
	I think it's a bit wrong now.
	Yeah.
	I don't believe in sperm donating.
	I don't believe in donating your eggs or donating spam.
	Or your womb.
	Or wombs.
	But although there is an argument for if it is your sperm and egg, but you're like, there's some issue with the woman's room to have a surrogate still carry the baby, but I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I'm not going to get into the bottom.
	We're not going to get into that today.
	Yeah, that's a conversation for another one.
	We have this one as well.
	This was a courtesy.
	You guys apparently drew this.
	This was Kez enjoying her chalkies.
	Oh!
	Wow, I have so many chalkies in the fridge.
	Aww.
	And this is us.
	And I have scrotum lips.
	Oh, that's so cute.
	Okay, let me go to the next super chats we got here as well.
	These are on Rumble.
	We had a couple votes here.
	Said from Matthew DeHede said, never retire the falsetto.
	And Spaghetti Edwards said, thinking of retiring falsetto midgets, why not this?
	Ooh, I.
	Oh, should we do it?
	I'm going to see.
	Oh, no wait.
	What is this?
	Is it something naughty, Mrs. Spaghetti Edward?
	Wait, what is this?
	What is this?
	It's like put a virus on your computer.
	Oh, my gosh.
	What is this?
	What?
	What?
	Alright. Alright.
	I don't even know what they're saying.
	So we could be getting ourselves in trouble there.
	Wow.
	That was my boss at my.
	Wow.
	That's my boss's son.
	I used to work for that kid's father.
	Oh, my goodness.
	This is like, this is like my old work.
	Bring your children to work day.
	Wow.
	Was that ever a real day that people did?
	Yeah.
	Or was that just in the movie?
	No, I think that was real.
	Israel.
	It is real.
	That's what the video was about.
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	It was called what does Shaboskoy mean?
	Shaboskoy?
	Shabos?
	Shaboskoy.
	Maybe don't say it just in case.
	It means something.
	I think Goy means like non-Jewish.
	Because I had people.
	I worked in media for a long time and people would call me Goy or like Goyam.
	And I think that means non-Jewish.
	So what was the next super chat going to be?
	Anyway, I don't know.
	I'm just trying to figure out what the hell that was.
	I have no idea what that was.
	Also, we have Ridden Inniker Hunter and a Turd said, The pig is too pink, skinned dad racist.
	Where is the dark pig?
	Okay.
	What?
	Oh, my gosh.
	Baby, you're going to hate this.
	So, Iconna Turd also said, The subvert our world on purpose, up is down, ugly is beautiful, dumb is smart.
	And then we also have a meme from Spaghetti N-Word, courtesy of John Boy.
	Oh, oh, my goodness.
	Oh, my goodness.
	That is really funny.
	I love these memes.
	It's just like the memes are always exactly the same.
	He's like, What's it going to be this time?
	It's always just you, your face with the helmet, but it's every time it's still good.
	It's good every time.
	We got it.
	This is good.
	I love the super chats part of this show.
	Oh, this is true too.
	MJ was back in here and sent and said, Hey, and then Grey Ghost said, Why are you talking about shit about gray?
	Kez, what did I do to you, the Grey Ghost?
	I want to know what you did to him.
	I thought your gray was like a figuratively gray.
	Not like the color gray.
	But it's just when it's in clothing.
	It was just that.
	Yeah.
	This one's pretty good, too.
	This one is, this says, repost: Hey, Lija Schaefer and gang, longtime listener and recent elite status SOB here to say that thank you to the king and the legion of retards for existing and fighting for the truth.
	I'm super grateful to have witnessed what has been done so far and can't wait to see what happens next.
	I've reached a late welcome back, early Merry Christmas present.
	I've attached a portrait of the royal family with added Where's Baldo element, and also Dorian's on here as well.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, that's that's Dory.
	Is that Dorian on top of Gunther?
	And this Down syndrome babies in the back?
	Oh, my goodness.
	Wow, that's really impressive.
	See a close-up of that later.
	Whoa.
	Queen Fetus, King Chrominius, the 11th, and Lord Gunther.
	How's Shafa?
	I love that.
	You should print it out and put it on the wall.
	I love that.
	Also, to the person that sent me the giant autism picture, I have it.
	It's just not here in the country with me, but I have the picture, and I have a picture of it.
	I'll post it in the locals.
	Kez has it on her phone.
	I loved it.
	It was great.
	And then your husband drew a giant penis on the back and said, Did you see the note on the back?
	It was like, my husband didn't know what to write, so he just wanted to draw a giant penis.
	So they just drew a shot.
	They feeded me a nice picture, drew a giant dick on the back, and gave it to me.
	And I honestly, I don't know which side was better.
	The really nice painting that said that I had a cognitive disorder, or the other side that was just a marker-drawing dick.
	It was both very sensitive and very personal.
	Very touching.
	Very touching.
	That's so nice.
	We also have the Grey Ghost said, You don't trust me, Kez.
	And they also said, I'm supremely.
	Arsenal gray ghost.
	They said, Yeah, because I'm gray.
	Tuesday Cracker said, Fetterman's neck skin is popping in any color.
	He also, the Grey Ghost, said, Why are you gay?
	Why are you gray?
	I bet he wears underwear to hide the fucking Warhammer.
	Shit probably has a lump in its neck, too.
	Oh my gosh.
	Oh, these are so good.
	He also said Kez is being the gaseous, and I demand an apology for my people.
	Bitches bring in their hammer.
	And someone said that I'm the one in the middle, is my future, the trans person.
	Oh.
	The Grey Ghost said, Kez looked in a ligger's closet and said, Why are you gray?
	I kind of heard sent $1, said, Happy Halloween.
	I dressed up as an emo kid and emo girl thought I was a real one and hit on me.
	Wow.
	This shoe is straight.
	One of the coolest kids send $1 tips also from the whitest there.
	The Grey Ghost said, hell yeah, for $1.
	MJ said, I'm following who white memes lead.
	And then from John Boy again, there is another meme that has come out as well.
	Have you seen this one?
	Oh, wow.
	It's all the girls.
	Oh, me.
	Oh, that is so funny.
	Wow.
	That's incredible with Michelle Obama.
	We do love him.
	Michael.
	We have a couple more here.
	Oh, we do.
	MJ said, dollar night.
	She also said, no message, just cash, cold hard cash, and don't spend it all one place.
	Another dollar.
	Another dollar from MJ said, I'm running out of messages, not money.
	Oh, my God.
	Young sent a meme for a dollar.
	Says, why are you gray?
	Oh, you guys are so good.
	And then I think on the, what's it called?
	On the, can you guys send super chats?
	I don't even know on the Rumble.
	I don't know if that's a thing.
	Can you, I don't know if you can.
	You can.
	Okay.
	You can.
	But nobody sent any on Rumble because I don't know.
	We're all a bunch of grays.
	We got to get our Rumble numbers up.
	We're all a bunch of grays.
	A bunch of grayosexuals.
	Yeah.
	Don't be a grayosexual.
	Well, this week we are fully back out.
	We have our full-on show going on this week.
	Monday, Wednesday, Fridays.
	Our live stream is back, fully back with our official chat.
	That is, if you want to know what that was, you can click the link, follow us on locals, join the community.
	Tomorrow we have such an important podcast coming out with two individuals who are going to prison for four years while they have a pregnant wife, everything.
	They don't both have a pregnant wife, but it's horrible.
	Talking about the targeting on J6, and I'm also dropping some very key information that just got released on the investigation from the DOJ into my own life.
	You wonder why I'm unphased by a lot in life?
	Well, when you have the DOJ down your back, everything else seems like a smaller problem in life, including inflation.
	Honestly, it's like I'm just really happy to be fighting the good fight and to be with all you guys.
	And I don't really give a shit about most things except for God, my wife, and of course, Lord Gunther and the family that we're trying to plan as well, which is amazing.
	Good tip.
	If you're trying to plan a family, Planned Parenthood, though the name is deceptive, isn't super familiar.
	You know, it's surprising.
	They have some great resources.
	Resources to unplan one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But not really to have one.
	No, but I was going to say, so we're having a good time.
	So we're back.
	Don't forget to follow us everywhere on social media.
	Everything is back to full force.
	The podcast is back.
	And then you also, the fully offensive segments are back.
	So you get an additional part of the podcast.
	And we'll make sure that it makes a lot of sense.
	Also, very, good news.
	I have some big announcements that are coming out either at the end of this week or the beginning of next week.
	Some really, really, really positive news.
	Like, not HIV test positive, but like genuinely positive news for the show in a good direction that's happening.
	It's expanding.
	Some things are in the works.
	And I'll just give you a hint on this is that people who are in the locals community will benefit.
	So that's good news.
	So if you're in the locals community, join the locals community and also support our sponsor, SetBird.
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	It's really great that they've been here and we really appreciate them joining the show.
	My name's Elijah Schaefer.
	What?
	Are you going to show that video I sent you about the monkey jumping over the stick?
	Where did you send it?
	On Twitter.
	Okay.
	I feel like it would be really nice to just show it.
	The monkey jumping over the stick?
	Yeah.
	I love it.
	Did you see it?
	Yeah, I'll bring it up right now.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I just think we should just at least leave everyone with something nice.
	Do it again.
	So cute.
	That is a nice way to end the show.
	Thank you guys to all our community and to everyone that's out there.
	We really do appreciate you guys.
	It is, of course, going to be a great year together, and we're so excited.
	Kez and I have a lot in store, both for our personal life, for our public life, for the show, and a lot of things that are going to happen.
	I'm going to try to bring on some Australian guests coming up.
	And like I said, this week on the podcast, we have people going to prison, which is terrible, but also on Thursday, there's an expert.
	This is crazy.
	I'm going to find real guests now, not just people who circle jerk themselves.
	Like a guy that just got out of testifying in Congress about the excessive deaths and how, like, it's a he's a hedge hedge fund Wall Street manager, and the Wall Street's betting against the vaccines and like they're betting on like funeral homes and then like they're betting against the working class because they think it's shrinking and there's like a huge excess death in the young people.
	And so he was like, he's just a financial guy.
	He's not even like political, just a financial guy who runs billion, $14 billion hedge fund that was talking to Congress and was like, hey, we kind of see that there's a problem in this country.
	Young people are dying.
	They're not working.
	They're getting disabled.
	And we're betting against them.
	Can you guys investigate this?
	Got him on the show.
	Wow.
	So he's going to be on the podcast this week as well.
	I already recorded the interview today, actually.
	So that'll be out on Thursday.
	But I'm just saying, I'm going to try to get real guests.
	I don't even care about views anymore.
	I'm just going to get real guests and have real conversations.
	So if you're into that kind of shit, if you're into like real conversations and stuff, make sure you watch the podcast, download it wherever you can.
	And please let me know if you guys want the, I don't feel like the live streams need to be audio only, but if you want the live streams up on the podcast, we can upload these to podcasts as well.
	Depends on what you prefer.
	But let me know as we can put these up on audio.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I should be your top 17 host on Nightly Offensive.
	Kez, any last words?
	Well, no.
	Happy New Year, everyone.
	I hope it's a good one.

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