Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Saturday Meme Review Goes HARD! w/ Sara Gonzales

July 10, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Saturday Meme Review Goes HARD! w/ Sara Gonzales

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	New Saragon's all sent filters, so you gotta go and resubscribe at Sarah Gonzalez TX, and it's in the description.
	So we're gonna allow you like the, we're gonna give like some Jeopardy music and be like, go subscribe now.
	Yeah, we'll get a sound effects.
	Yeah, go subscribe.
	Okay, here it goes.
	Go to full screen.
	We'll do some pausing.
	You gotta call it out.
	And by the way, if you guys can find me, I end up in this a couple times.
	So if you can find me, not in this one, but in part three.
	This is so good.
	Let's just, let's enjoy this.
	Feel free.
	Let's just talk over if we have to.
	Wow.
	All right, guys.
	Lord of the memes.
	I love C.J. Pink!
	This is so good.
	Look, see, I told you it's good.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, wait, he's not Frodo.
	He's under.
	Is that him?
	No, that's the other twins.
	Is that Pippin?
	I don't know if that is.
	Yep, yep.
	Joe Biden is being the corrupt king.
	I love all the COVID coming over the wall John Doyle makes it in this video, too.
	No.
	Who is that?
	I keep figuring that out.
	Is that Steven Crowder?
	Who is that?
	No.
	Is that DeSantis?
	Is that Dave Rubin or no?
	Alex Jones
	people made this.
	pretty sure.
	Oh, it's Stefan Molyneux, everybody's saying.
	That makes sense.
	I miss that guy.
	Okay, that's part one.
	That was part one.
	No, it's just part one.
	What a cliffhanger.
	That was just pretty.
	We have more parts.
	Okay, so let's give our thoughts real fast on that.
	Sarah, immediate thoughts?
	It was cheaply made, but fucking hilarious.
	Well, that goes to show you you can make content.
	It's like, it can be cheaply made, but if it's well done, it's well done.
	Like, that was amazing.
	Who cares if it was cheaply made?
	What?
	And it was funny in the fact that somebody thought about it and did all that stuff.
	And all the captions, all the American flags.
	Yeah.
	The keyframing on that would take a lot of time.
	Shout out and kudos to anyone who's at.
	So Stephan Molyneux, the wizard.
	That actually kind of makes sense.
	Yes.
	Genuinely.
	I kind of, I F with it.
	We have part two.
	Let's watch part two.
	I do like part two.
	Let me see if I can get this full screen.
	Let's go.
	Oh, we have to watch an ad though.
	Okay, Will, did you vote for Ron DeSantis or Joe Biden for president?
	Gee, I watched it.
	Wow, Joe Biden.
	Yeah, what is his question?
	The most popular president ever.
	I am steward of the house of Anarion.
	If you haven't seen this movie, you need to actually watch it, or you're not going to find this funny at all.
	It's like, bring wood and oil.
	great reset just breaks through like humanity.
	Your soldiers have gone down.
	Demonetization is a troll!
	This makes you actually want to watch the video.
	This makes me want to watch the movie again.
	Seriously.
	That's a large time investment, though.
	We want to do more reviews.
	We're doing a review of Netflix shows next week.
	He's really so fighting.
	I guess I'm sniffing the sound effect.
	She's not bad.
	...die in monthly seems best.
	The city is freaked.
	Oh man!
	To the second level!
	Retreat!
	Not to marble!
	Move into the city.
	Kill all in your path.
	I thought Nambla made it in there.
	All right, that was part two.
	We can take it off the screen.
	That was part two.
	I did like.
	Okay, part three is the best one, though.
	It literally is the best.
	It's so intense.
	Part three, they put so much time into it.
	I feel like Elijah's just saying that because he's in it.
	No, it's at the long one.
	It's like nine minutes or eight minutes or something.
	It's like, actually, we need to genuinely review it.
	Yes.
	Oh, look, here's a fresh Coke Zero for you.
	Let's go.
	Wow, I didn't even.
	How did you know?
	Look at that.
	Kez, that's Kez's hand.
	And Kez's our Kez doesn't want to be on camera right now, but she brings us fresh beverages.
	Coke Zero.
	Which is good for you, by the way.
	Seed Oils and Coke Zero are the official sponsors.
	So good.
	Are the official sponsors?
	All right, let me see.
	Oh, oh, oh, here we go.
	Wait, here we go.
	I just love it because it's fun.
	I didn't even know I was in it, but it's funny.
	Hold up.
	Here we go.
	Get him lost this night.
	He's burning fire of me real light.
	Go back to the abyss.
	Look how Bill Gates is the Nazgul.
	How good is that?
	That is so good.
	Props to Benjamin Hero for withholding the insults.
	I actually like Ben Now again.
	I love this.
	Because he just stood up to the vaccines.
	Glad he could finally join us on that.
	Alex Jones.
	There he is!
	Blaze right there!
	Oh my god.
	I'm sick of being a social engineer.
	It's not funny.
	Do you understand that?
	I'm sick of all friends.
	Packets God has turned for us.
	These people cannot rule over us, cannot control us, and should not exist.
	Temple stronger tree.
	I'm so sorry I'm back You have to send this to Glenn, huh?
	Can we say, the fact that Alex Jones people put Glenn Beck in it is like amazing.
	It's legendary.
	Glenn will love that, huh?
	Yeah.
	It's time to realize just how evil these people are.
	Do you understand that?
	Amen.
	You know what I mean?
	I want to unlearn humanity.
	Not how much a con artist potbelly, chicken neck, pieces of garbage running our world.
	With John Doyle.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	John Doyle made it I'm this is the most epic thing I've ever seen in my life
	Proud of it.
	Is that Crowder right there?
	Crowder made it in.
	Ah, here they come.
	and here comes all the social media.
	Daily Wire getting wrecked for a second, but they're making it to- Turning point's gotten in.
	Get him out.
	Oh, you get to stop him.
	Oh, no, no.
	I know.
	I know.
	Oh, we missed an opportunity.
	Who's that?
	Is that Crowder?
	Crowder.
	Is that with Jekki?
	Oh!
	And we're going to have a lot of fun.
	Oh!
	Just like a rhythm, right?
	Nancy fit!
	Oh, she's so pimped!
	Oh my god!
	It's so open!
	Oh!
	All right, maybe the people this is.
	Go!
	Go!
	The eagle with the gun?
	All of our dead ancestors?
	Elon Musk.
	You're fired.
	He did KO Twitter whether he buys it or not.
	He exposed him.
	Which maybe was his whole strategy.
	Wow.
	Roe viewed terror.
	President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
	So help me, God.
	Save America.
	That was actually so beautiful.
	Thought it was over.
	You were dude.
	You doubted that.
	You doubted them.
	The plan has only just begun.
	Our school is still young.
	The sun is still rising.
	God's grace is still shining.
	And my fellow Americans, the best is yet to come.
	Thank you.
	God bless you.
	God bless America.
	Thank you.
	Wow.
	Isn't it weird that it was supposed to be a meme joke, but it also kind of makes you want to cry a little bit?
	No, no, no.
	I actually feel sad.
	Like, I feel so pumped.
	Like, I'm like, I'm pumped.
	I'm like, let's fucking go.
	Like, let's fight.
	Part of me wants to punch somebody in the face, and the other part of me like wants to cry.
	So it worked really well, like getting those emotions flushed.
	But it, but okay, that's why memes work.
	Those who control the memes control the internet culture.
	And it's like, okay, there's three takeaways that I got, and I want to hear your takeaways too.
	But number one, I was so happy, number one, that the Infowars people decided to, the people they included.
	I don't know how I somehow made it in there, but I'm so grateful for that.
	And with the Glenn Beck in there, it showed me that we're unifying because they chose the people they thought were fighting.
	And the fact that Glenn Beck got put in, they put the blaze in, like the fact that Alex and Glenn are somehow like okay in the project and turning point.
	Like it's away from that like, oh, oh, turning point is stupid and this and that and that and whatever.
	But it's like, it's like, oh, thank you, baby.
	Not to say that these critiques aren't valid, but right now we have bigger things at hand that are.
	that are serious threats.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Right now is not the time for us to be picking apart the neocon and the paleo con right now.
	Although these are, these are serious things that we do need to talk about and that we do need to consider in the future.
	Right now is not the time to be trying to be so divisive on the right wing.
	It's funny because I'll get the clip to you guys right now, by the way, while she's talking.
	I'll have, I've had Jeremy Boring on my show a couple times.
	One, to talk about Jeremy's Razors whenever they launched that.
	There was something else, I can't remember exactly what it was, but every time I have someone from the Daily Wire on my show, I've had Candace on my show.
	I've had Michael Knowles on my show.
	I have these people on my show and everyone is always like, wow, it's so refreshing to see you guys.
	Like you're not in competition with each other.
	You like, I'm shocked that you had them on your show.
	And it's like, no, we're all on the same team.
	Like we are all fighting for the same thing.
	Why would I not have them on my show?
	I'm not threatened by them.
	We are all trying to accomplish something because we're different than all of the talking heads on CNN, MSNBC, all of those people.
	I'm not in it for myself.
	Like I'm in it because I truly believe in the cause and what we are preaching here.
	And of course I'm going to have these people on my show because we're all in it for the common goal.
	Yeah, and we're all affecting change.
	Yeah.
	And that's why it's important to kind of, with this media shit, not get super competitive or, you know, try and tear each other down because you tearing down, you know, a friend to the movement or an ally is just going to hurt the movement.
	It's ridiculous, you know?
	Yeah.
	No, and I think what I was, what I was saying, yeah, that's the number one, exactly.
	So number one is legitimately the coming together.
	And I'm actually going to be in Austin.
	Maybe I should do a meetup.
	I'm going to be in Austin this next weekend.
	I'm going to be going to.
	I'm upset I can't go.
	You're not going to the premiere?
	I can't.
	I have, listen.
	Of the Alex Jones movie.
	I'm really excited about it.
	I'm really excited.
	My son's going to be sorry for a whole week and he's only going to be there that weekend.
	And I have to be with him.
	I canceled SAS in Tampa.
	I literally canceled SAS to do this.
	I should see if there's a way that I can go just for the night.
	Like, I love Turning Point, but like I support, my support for Infowars is like nothing else.
	Like with Alex Jones, Alex Jones and Gavin McGinnis, godfathers of the red pilling, like gave me my platform.
	They literally handed it to me.
	Like Gavin McGuinness literally just handed me a platform and Alex Jones then blasted it.
	And without Alex Jones and Gavin McGinnis, I wouldn't even be here.
	So I'm like, I'm grateful to them and I'm like, I'm going to support them no matter what happens.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I love both of them.
	And I'm like actually really upset that whenever Alex did come in to hang with you, I was like, I have to meet him.
	I love him.
	And then I couldn't, I didn't meet him.
	So I wanted to be able to be there.
	I don't know.
	I'll try to find out a way to be there.
	Well, I think, I I think what the crazy thing is, and then that's, that's what people don't understand.
	It's like, that's what the Glenn Beck thing, it kind of worked because the plan that we kind of all had was that, and I know this is not like organized in terms of, it was organized in the way the same way the mainstream media is not like trying to take someone down, but they all get on the same page.
	Like, hey, it's popular to take this person down.
	Let's all make articles.
	It's not like some guy just gave him a note.
	It's like, hey, you know, right now, Alex Jones is weak.
	Let's all attack Alex Jones.
	And every publication sees it.
	They all hate him and then they come about him.
	But it was like.
	The whole point of the show was to create a bridge between what I thought was the true right and the establishment right and kind of create this like, you know, sort of like olive branch between some of the more realistic approaches of the right and then the people who maybe were not were a little bit anti-Trump during that time or not really seeing the MAGA or the free movement and bringing it in by just being a normal American and talking shit on the internet.
	Because that's what my boys love doing.
	My boys love on the Telegram.
	By the way, if you go to the t.me slash slightly offensive and give memes in about 20 or 30 minutes, we're gonna do a meme review and we're gonna do super chats as well.
	What are we doing on time?
	Oh, we're doing good.
	We're doing good.
	We're only an hour into the stream.
	Let's go.
	You're good for a two-hour stream, right?
	Let's fucking go.
	Okay, all right.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Reminder, I'm going to go to my screen here.
	Two things.
	Reminder, you can do super chats here, which we'll read if you go to my screen, Brian.
	At Elijah-Schaefer, you go to Venmo, you go to Cash App, which is my name, Elijah Schaefer, or PayPal.
	I was like, you look like GQ.
	I was like 21 then.
	So I was just young and more attractive than I am today.
	So sadly.
	Look at today.
	Look at my face.
	This is the face that I've had many people in his life betray him.
	This is the face of like, this is the face of people shitting on you.
	This is like literally what this is.
	This is like literally battling people 24 hours a day.
	Just wait till you have kids.
	Oh, no.
	Well, I want to, I decided today that I actually do want to officially, but I will say this: is like that's the key thing.
	What kind of sucks about creating an olive branch?
	The reason why people don't do this, they don't mix like the true right and the establishment right together is because you kind of get rejected by both and that both don't really like you that much and you don't make that much money.
	But it matters because like we were able to get Glenn Beck and Alex Jones to be friends again.
	That's a big deal.
	And like now they're using turning point stuff and like that's really cool.
	Wasn't it on your show that's like Glenn Beck gave Alex Jones the painting?
	Yeah, and he saw the clip with Alex Jones and they made up.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Alex Jones and Glenn Beck became friends again from slightly offensive.
	That really happened.
	Yes.
	I didn't know that.
	We brokered peace.
	We brokered peace.
	See, I do love Mormons.
	I love Mormons.
	That's bigger than peace in the Middle East.
	Literally.
	No, but I'm saying it's like, it's like, it's a, what, it's like a custod.
	I feel like we have a custodian job on the show where the things that the show does is behind the scenes and we don't care about getting thanked for it, but we knew it had to happen.
	And so it's like, it sucks because we're not like clean enough.
	So we get the money, the good advertisers that the right gets and we lose our advertisers and stuff all the time.
	But we're not like based enough that like, you know, we're Alex Jones, where we're just going to say whatever the fuck we want because we sell our own pills and we fund our own company and we get, you know, sued in Sandy Hook or something.
	Like we don't, we don't have that.
	But it's like, so we're in the middle.
	So we kind of get the shitty sides of both worlds, but the work's being done.
	And guess who actually meant the relationship?
	You guys, because you watched the show and you made it happen.
	You guys like the, and most of you that watch the show are like that.
	You're like, yeah, I can watch Glenn Beck and I can watch Alex Jones.
	I'm not really maybe exactly Alex Jones, not Glenn Beck.
	I'm somewhere in between, which is what SOBs are, which is why when you follow us and you go down, you smash the like button and you hit subscribe and you join the and you subscribe to Sarah's channel, you actually cause a change in the world.
	You only cause a change in the world, Sarah.
	Is this not true?
	You can only affect the world for the better if you subscribe to Sarah's new channel in the description.
	Literally.
	So true.
	So true.
	Literally.
	Okay.
	Let's talk about this shit.
	Can you go to my screen here?
	So phase severe oil shortages.
	The government suspending fuel sales for non-essential vehicles, shortages, inflation power cuts.
	The people of Sri Lanka have stormed the president's home.
	Holy shit.
	Oh my God.
	Yeah.
	That's the house?
	Yeah, that's the presidential palace.
	That's their White House.
	People.
	Yeah, they stopped.
	January 6th, dude, I was just gonna say, yeah, that's not January 6th.
	That is quite the insurrection.
	I hope they're all going to solitary confinement.
	No, they're like swimming in the pool and stuff.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	He's resigned.
	The whole government's resigned.
	And China's taking control.
	China's taking control of the country.
	Oh, my God.
	Western liberalism failed there.
	And so China's taking control.
	Communists are taking power.
	We're back into a Cold War, Sarah, but with China in terms of like power of communists, which is great since 100%.
	That's crazy shit.
	Profiting off of all of the oil reserves that we're selling to China.
	This is all good.
	Sarah, how do you feel about a split?
	Someone says the old parliament building, by the way, but they did go in the presidential palace.
	I watched videos.
	I don't.
	Okay.
	Kill me for not knowing my difference in Sri Lankan government buildings.
	I didn't even like most of you know Sri Lanka.
	I was like, you dumb friends.
	I saw them swimming in the presidential palace's pool, assumed it was the same building.
	It's the old pilot.
	Sorry.
	Idiot.
	Let me correct my idiot.
	Let me brush up on my Sri Lankan architecture.
	Fuck you.
	So, wait, Josiah, do you mean like a national divorce?
	Yeah, national divorce.
	Listen, I am all for it as far as like just theoretically.
	I just need it to look okay on paper.
	Like, I need to make sure that we have what we need.
	Yeah.
	As far as like utilities and, you know, electric grids and everything.
	I need to make sure that we're good.
	But I don't wish to share a country with people who don't wish to share a country with me.
	Yeah.
	And I want to make sure I am very clear.
	Like, I am not the one that caught, that says, like, we have to have the divide.
	I hate anyone.
	I don't.
	It's just that they hate me and they wish that I didn't exist.
	Therefore, I don't understand how I can share a country with them.
	Yeah.
	I hate these people.
	Okay.
	There it is.
	Can I say this, though?
	It's like one of the things is that, you know, with looking at this real, like, real, if you go to my screen, I think they show at the end, like, the people.
	It was literally like a January 6th moment, but for real.
	Like, what they wished it was.
	Yeah.
	Like, they're hanging like that.
	Like, we've seen that before.
	Yeah.
	So the government actually collapsed.
	Now, I would say this: a government that's afraid of its people is an American government.
	A people that's afraid of their government is tyranny.
	And so we literally have tyranny in the government.
	So I'm not going to talk about January 6th because I'm still under like open investigation for that, to be completely honest.
	I can't comment on that.
	Yeah, I'm under just like the attorney general just won't close the case.
	So I'm just like stuck.
	But one of the things.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What happened to the right of a speedy trial?
	Wait, Merrick Garland?
	Yes.
	Just leave it open.
	This won't close.
	It's just open.
	It's just wiretapping.
	That's all I know is it's a wiretapping charge.
	It's not even trespassing.
	It's just wiretapping.
	And like, and no end in sight.
	No, just it's open so they can find a way to use it against me in the future if I ever do anything dumb.
	Yeah.
	I hate it.
	So it's like they just have like this wiretapping charge.
	And they haven't formally pressed it, but it's the investigation is open and they're, they haven't, they haven't dropped the chart.
	Like they have the open people don't know how the federal government really works on the three-letter agencies, but it's not like the police where you just get charged.
	It's like, imagine if you punch someone in the face.
	Like let's say you punch your ex and then she instead, instead of wanting to, right, but instead of wanting to prosecute you then, she wants to keep it open.
	So if you do something different, then they can triple, double charge you.
	They want to keep the conviction out so they can sort of like put you to jail for life instead of 10 years.
	It's the way they do it.
	They're doing that with a lot of people, by the way, including Owen Schroyer, from my understanding.
	So the weird part is, is that like I have seen this stuff.
	And that's why when people will say things, oh, you know, you're a grifter, you're this.
	It's like, I don't care because I'm not trying to be anything.
	I just podcast on the side and I have a show.
	But I report, I do whatever the fuck I want.
	That's what I do.
	I just go out and I just do what I want.
	I want to show people things.
	I want to go around.
	I want to record things.
	I want to look at things.
	Reminding, if you're in Houston tomorrow, there's an Antifa March Against Fascism for a drag show, which you should go out to.
	And if you send me your footage, I'll put it on my show on if you get good footage.
	So if you send it to me, I have a few people going out already, but you should check it out in Houston.
	If you DM me on Twitter, I'll send you the link or I'll post it in Telegram tonight before we get off.
	Please go.
	But yeah, please go and film it.
	But I was going to say, like, I've seen this shit.
	January 6th is not an insurrection.
	They could have, though, I would say this.
	They could have waged an insurrection, but they didn't.
	They were very peaceful, loving people.
	They felt like those politicians were there politicians.
	The building, they didn't trash it in the way you would think.
	It's like, it wasn't an insurrection.
	It was a riot, though.
	I will say that.
	It was a riot.
	Sure.
	I did see.
	It was a riot.
	There was violence.
	There was things broken.
	Like, I would call it a riot.
	A softcore riot.
	Like, it's, it's like, it's like the Playboy riot, right?
	It's like softcore.
	Where it's like, you could read it for the articles.
	Sure.
	So you could have went there and experienced the riot for a program.
	It's a claim that you always do, which we never really believe.
	But I will, I mean, like, look, if the right were planning an insurrection, obviously they would have brought all of their guns because the right is the one who owns all of the guns.
	The fact that they didn't is just kind of like, yeah, that's not what they were planning.
	The most interesting.
	That's not at all what it was going to be.
	The most interesting part to me, because I remember watching on January 6th, whenever Ted Cruz stands up to decertify Arizona, and as soon as he does, people are in the Capitol.
	Everybody needs to evacuate.
	As soon as we were going to decertify Arizona's election results, because we were in A's, everybody breaches in and everybody breaks in and then we have to stop.
	And then that's whenever they had to go back.
	And obviously we know what happened from there.
	Well, I feel really bad for AOC because she felt like she was almost raped.
	I'll never be able to give my full opinion on January 6th and it's a disservice.
	But I would give my full opinion if I ever got subpoenaed for whatever reason, but they won't because I think Nancy Pelosi should be in prison.
	Because of the things that I know, like I want to remind people that there are collectively between multiple journalists, I know, hundreds of hours of footage that is not allowed to be released to the public or we haven't that would incriminate the federal government.
	But it's very hard when your government is tyrannical.
	Like, and I think this was Sri Lanka too.
	You know, I was on Friday Night Tights last night.
	I don't know if you guys saw that.
	You should.
	Yeah, I was.
	So fun.
	And I knew it was going to be rough.
	It wasn't rough.
	People liked it, but I knew it was going to be hard to crash what I do with them, which is like, and I told them something simple.
	I was like, you know, I don't run a political channel.
	I'm just a guy who's tired of the bullshit.
	And I just like to talk about it because it's stress relieving.
	It's like, it's like, we can get together, we can laugh at it, we can look at it.
	And it's like, it's a comedy.
	And it's like, I have Ryan Long coming on soon, and we have people coming on the show.
	I like comedians.
	That's what I like.
	I like comedians, hot chicks.
	I love that kind of stuff.
	It's for the boys.
	I like making a podcast for the boys.
	And girls can watch it too.
	But it's a podcast for the boys.
	No, Josiah was the hot girl that I brought on.
	Oh.
	From the last.
	No, no, no, no.
	But you could be a boy tonight, Sarah.
	If you'd like.
	You can identify.
	Yeah, I didn't, you didn't ask me what my pronouns were.
	They're he, him tonight.
	They're they, then.
	They're Zimzer.
	No, I meant that.
	All the boys, all the boys who are trying to buy your farts earlier are like, wait a minute, he, him.
	No, but that's what I meant.
	It's like, it's like this show is always just meant to be like a, this is like almost a joke.
	Someone wrote a comment.
	I thought it was so funny.
	They said, oh, the Christian Howard Stern.
	And it was like kind of like a funny thing where it's just, dude, I want to talk online the way the boys really talk to each other, but also knowing that we can't fully go there, but let's just try to go there.
	I like it.
	And it's like, oh, well, you're not this.
	And you say this, dude, trust me.
	If the girls, if you knew how the boys really talk and what we do, we don't all face fuck each other out of a wheelchair like Madison Cawthorne.
	We don't do that that I know of.
	Maybe I was blacked out and don't know about it.
	That's why I have a sore on my left cheek, but I don't know.
	But I know, like on Friday Night Tights, like, I just want to come, like, people said, people said this last night.
	They're like, wow, my two different worlds collided.
	And I go, dude, there's no such thing.
	And I like what one, the commenters, you guys are the best that defend people.
	Someone's like, dude, because people are getting mad.
	Like, oh, the same thing, the conservatives, right-wing people you have on.
	They're like, you know, talk about this and that and God.
	And I don't want to hear about it because this is comic books.
	This is movie reviews.
	This is whatever.
	If someone wrote under there, like, dude, Elias had all like half these people on his show, and they're all cool with each other.
	I'm like, yeah, there's no such thing as two worlds anymore.
	You can't, everything's woke and shit, or it's not.
	And it's like, yeah, maybe this is a little more politically focused show or like culturally focused, less like entertainment focused.
	But we're talking about hot chicks farting.
	Well, my dream, my dream for the show was always just to be edgy enough to where, or edgy enough to where it made you, you think, right?
	And then you would actually just go to church and they would set you up with a Bible study group with a whole bunch of boys and then the guys would just talk about everything and like go hit your local coffee shop and then you guys could actually have those conversations.
	Coffee and wine shop, particularly.
	There you go, please.
	Please.
	Can you get on my screen?
	They're like, yeah, this show's a conservative, right-wing show.
	And then you go and you go to my screen and you go, well, I mean, I guess right-wing and there's a left-wing there too.
	Like, I mean, this is the girl that got, by the way, if you're new to the stream, she got hospitalized for holding in her farts.
	I mean, we have to show her butt because we're talking about that.
	I told you, I never noticed it.
	I still don't know.
	Every married guy watching goes, baby, I didn't.
	If you're watching this with your wife right now, you're like going, wait, there's a butt on the screen?
	Elijah.
	Oh, I was looking at the Eiffel Tower.
	I was in the butt.
	I put this on the screen.
	I love it.
	I'm a French connoisseur.
	I want to bet.
	I'm practicing French, baguette, not the buns.
	I wanted a croissant, not the whole loaf.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I love the videos of the girls who would be like doing a thirst drop on TikTok, and then it'll stop.
	And then somebody will pop up and they'll be like, what color was the wall behind her?
	And you never know.
	You never know what the color of the wall was behind her.
	That's really funny.
	All right, did we see this?
	We got to watch this.
	Let me go see if I can get a full screen here.
	Let's go ahead and I want to walk into some Biden gaffes.
	This is some weird shit.
	I do want to get political because I do think this is kind of weird.
	I want to watch this.
	This is a response to Japan's.
	Let's acknowledge it.
	There was an assassination of a right-wing conservative ultra Chad.
	And I don't know if he is a global elite, a bad guy, but I like what Jesse Kelly said where he goes, I don't know if he was bad, but the media hates him, so I'm assuming he was good.
	That's fair.
	Right?
	Like, I don't know.
	I mean, you guys might not know this, but this was his response to murders in Japan.
	Sarah, you're going to, I don't know what the fuck we're watching.
	Let me just watch this.
	Let's listen to this.
	Mr. President, what does Prime Minister Avi Seth last night say about the security situation in Japan?
	And can you give us an update on your thinking about the story?
	Let me tried to put a call in to the present prime minister.
	And he was very late there at night.
	I'll be talking there in the morning.
	I'm going to be stopping to sign the condolence book at the Japanese embassy on the way to the CIA.
	What?
	On the way to the CIA.
	Listen to that.
	This hasn't happened to Japan in decades and decades.
	I'm told all the way back to the late 30s, the mid-30s.
	And it's a homemade weapon.
	I've only seen a photograph of it.
	The Justice Department is going to be going in and giving me more detail later as they find out the detail.
	But the fact is that one thing did strike my attention.
	That this is the first use of a weapon to murder someone in Japan.
	And I think we have thus far have 3,000.
	I bought homely the number 688 or I mean between three and 4,000 cases.
	They won won one.
	What?
	And so, but we're going to learn more about as time goes on about motive, about the whole.
	But Japan, Fulio, the present prime minister, is a very solid guy.
	Japan is a very, very stable ally.
	And we, I do not believe it's likely to have, but I don't know yet, likely to have a profound destabilizing impact on Japanese security or Japanese solidarity.
	Thank you also, Richard.
	Okay, thank you.
	No questions.
	Look at this.
	Don't hold me to the numbers, but 688.
	Yeah, read that.
	Read that?
	Read that, Sarah.
	Read their quote right here.
	Can we bring on the screen here for her?
	Yeah, please.
	That was the exact quote.
	This is the first use of a weapon to murder someone in Japan.
	I think we have thus far have, I think, 3,000.
	Don't hold me to the number.
	688 or between 3 and 4,000 cases, they have one, one, one.
	Wow.
	Wait a second.
	3,000.
	What are you talking about?
	688?
	No, he's actually.
	He's actually a genius.
	That's actually Pythagorean theorem.
	No, but I don't get it.
	No, but like, and also this, the first murder in Japan.
	What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
	You are a buffoon, a freaking loser.
	And you watch this, and he goes around you and you go, holy crap, my president just said this is the first use of a weapon to murder someone in Japan.
	Japan has had murders.
	You never heard of a samurai?
	You never heard of a ninja?
	You never heard of any of the dynasties?
	You don't hear of anything, even when the Americans, or not the Americans, but the Europeans brought muskets to the country and there was the cultural revolution that we brought.
	Like, dude, you are fucking dumb as hell.
	What is wrong with you?
	And this is what I know.
	Yes, but I'm saying, like, it doesn't even make coherent sense.
	I wish someone just came out and just said, you know what?
	Actually, Biden has a ketamine addiction.
	And I'd go, oh, oh, okay, that makes sense.
	Yeah.
	He's been hanging out with Hunter.
	They've been smoking crack out of their buttholes with sex slaves.
	And I'm like, I get it.
	I've never done crack with a sex slave, but I imagine I'd be a little confused when I came out of that room.
	A little bit, right?
	I just, I like, look, people keep giving him excuses.
	What did he say the other day that was like, repeat?
	He said, end of quote, repeat the line.
	And the official White House transcript added a word and said, let me repeat the line, as if that's what he said.
	And if you slow down, like all of the audio says he just said repeat the line, which was obviously on the teleprompter, they were trying so hard to cover for this guy, but he is like, he's just gone.
	He's gone.
	Yeah.
	He's completely gone.
	It's past the point of redemption.
	I mean, literally, he should be in a nursing home.
	Like, it's really sad that this man is the leader of our country right here.
	Can you explain that?
	I have that video, by the way.
	Yeah, let's play it.
	Let's go ahead and watch it.
	I got that one right here.
	I don't know if we can go to my screen.
	It's noteworthy that the percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so.
	End of quote.
	Repeat the line.
	Women, percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so.
	End of quote.
	Repeat the line.
	Repeat the line.
	Women are not without electoral and or political or maybe not.
	He did not repeat the line.
	He did not even say, I'm going to repeat the line.
	They lied and go, that's what he said.
	You didn't hear right.
	Like, they told us our ears, Sarah, didn't hear correctly.
	It didn't hear right.
	It's that's what they told.
	They said, he said, I'm going to repeat the line.
	I know.
	What about the end of quote?
	We're rewriting our own ears.
	How do you rewrite our blind viewers?
	The most like they're so good at gaslighting people.
	It's like, and I had a bunch of people in my Twitter feed who were like, no, He said, let me repeat the line, duh.
	And they were like so rude about it.
	And I'm like, go watch the video.
	Do you believe the White House officials transcript or do you believe you're lion ears?
	This is, here we go.
	Here we go again with the left and the willful ignorance.
	This is what they keep doing.
	No, no, no.
	Trust me, bro.
	Trust me.
	These things work, even though they don't.
	Trust me.
	He said, let me, let me repeat the line, even though you can clearly hear it and he didn't.
	They choose, they create their own reality.
	You're the one who doesn't understand.
	And this is the most dangerous part.
	And this is what it says in the Bible, too.
	Like, Jesus says, I am the way, the truth, and the life.
	And that the truth means reality.
	And so if you're living, if you're living in the roles of reality, how Christ has it, then you know the truth.
	Now these people have shifted reality into a lie.
	They've created and manufactured their own reality and it's really dangerous, but it's tied to Satanism.
	And that's why our country has fallen off so far because it's run by satanic pedophiles.
	I don't know what that was.
	Well, I was going to say this.
	Next week, we're going to be reviewing this.
	So I think we should, should we do this?
	Go to my screen.
	Should we do this?
	So there's this movie that came out called Religious Right Commentary and The Rise of Elijah Schaefer.
	It's got 112,000 views.
	It's got 112,000 views.
	I want to give a teaser of this real fast.
	Let's give it a teaser.
	I want to give a portion dramatically more difficult to obtain in the United States than young conservative commentators are saying things like this.
	These feminists are so upset because they can't murder their children.
	They can't offer them up to Molech.
	That's Elijah Schaefer.
	His show is slightly offensive.
	Part of the Blaze Media Network.
	Right-wing media network founded in part by former Fox News firebrand Glenn Beck.
	And that's just the tip of the iceberg on the sort of stuff Schaefer says.
	People think that Australia is great because it's an all-white country.
	And it's just, that's the only reason why it's good.
	And I don't even say that that's white supremacist.
	No, it's just it's a homogenous group of people with less population than there is in California and a landmass bigger than the United States.
	They get along.
	They don't commit crime.
	They're clean and they have a common, they have a common group.
	You think in the last days that you would refuse the mark of the beast, but you wouldn't even sacrifice being judged by your friends to not get a vaccine?
	Craving for baby's blood has never been stronger.
	And when you look at this woman before us, you know, nobody is forcing you to be a whore.
	Schaefer is a strange breed of conservative commentator.
	He has the opinions of a middle-aged right-wing white evangelical from the 1980s, but the style of an alt-right shit poster from the mid-2010s.
	He embodies an inherent hybrid of where right-wing commentary is heading.
	Taking elements from previous conservative movements and coalescing them into this new style of commentary.
	To understand Schaefer's quick ascent in the conservative commentary space, we have to go back and understand the rise of the religious right in American politics.
	All right, okay, pausing that.
	We're going to watch that next week with Quarter Black Garrett.
	He's coming on.
	We're watching this next week.
	We're going to watch the whole thing and review it with Quarter Black Garrett.
	So you guys, that was just a teaser for next week.
	This is a movie about, which is crazy because I don't really feel like I'm a very conservative person in general, or my brand is not.
	But I do find that very cool that they did kind of get the brand where they're like, oh, 100%.
	They go, he is taking 40-year-olds' ideas and putting them into basically 19-year-old 4chan shit posting style.
	And that was literally like, that's what I'm doing.
	Yes.
	It's like, I don't present myself to know as much or to say as much as I do know because I don't want to be found out.
	But I also know that if you just come out and you just be 40, then you only attract 40 year olds.
	So we shit post.
	We have a good time.
	This is literally, I have so many good people lined up for the show in the next year because I just tell them, hey, we're a shit posting podcast.
	And they go, in.
	Let's fucking go.
	And we're not ideologues.
	Like, no.
	We just come, have a good time with the boys.
	And just talk shit.
	Literally, that's the last stream with Alex Nine shit talking for an hour straight.
	Like, right-wing view.
	And we just talk shit.
	I mean, it's fun.
	It's the best.
	It's 1-1-688-3000.
	That's like, I'm proud of you, Elijah.
	That's funny, right?
	It really is.
	I mean, I feel like that's like, wow.
	They made up, they dedicated that to the video.
	Like, 30 people.
	30 people are involved.
	That's why I'm saying that much time into creating a, is that a documentary?
	Can we call it a video?
	It's a documentary on my life.
	It's a documentary about Elijah Schaefer.
	A lot of people played a part.
	Like a lot of people played a part.
	And like, you see the credits?
	Watch.
	I'm going to just scroll to the end real fast.
	That is crazy.
	Look at this.
	Watch.
	Let's just watch the credits if we weren't at the end.
	We're just going to.
	Wait, wait.
	We're just going to watch the end.
	Sarah, you made it into the documentary, by the way.
	Let's just watch the last.
	Let's watch the last second of it because we're going to review it.
	But here's the last part.
	Here we go.
	He's gotten in trouble for comments in the past and how he ruffles feathers with his brazen attitude.
	He even has this habit of making these really sad comments about how he's all alone and has lost so many of his friends.
	Yeah, and now I have like one friend and it's Kamala Anderson in my life.
	She gives me pleasure.
	No, but no, but I joke.
	I was like, I've just, I've lost pretty much everybody in the last year.
	And I'm just where I'm at now.
	I didn't lose him to my own behavior.
	Right.
	And here we are.
	Only knew the shit.
	My slightly offensives, like, absolutely killing it.
	And all my social, like, everything's just growing and doing most.
	Like, I've never been doing better financially.
	Schaefer has some skill in the game he's playing, but maybe it's not enough to create a meaningful career.
	Maybe he'll burn out a few short years after starting.
	And then he'll be replaced by the next guy willing to say and do all the things Schaefer does, though perhaps not quite as far.
	After all, it's not about the influencers.
	It's about maintaining that system of power that is animated in part by Christian nationalism.
	And that system of power was never built for the people at the very bottom, but rather the people at the very top.
	Wow.
	That's tremendous.
	This video could not have been completed without the very helpful assistance of Daniel Harper, the other co-host of the item scripture.
	I highly recommend this.
	They've done several videos touching on people like Schaefer, but they specialize far-right figures shedding light on some darkness.
	Look at what it's like to put this together.
	If you enjoy those sorts of videos, these kinds of topics on my channel.
	I really recommend checking out their podcast.
	This much help on this documentary.
	Ron Kay.
	That's wonderful.
	If you'd like to see more videos like this on this channel, you can join my Patreon where you'll get your name and the credits.
	That is crazy.
	Thanks to everyone for helping on this video.
	And maybe I'll even answer one of your questions.
	That's more than 30 people.
	It's like 100 people to help make this movie.
	Holy shit.
	I didn't even watch the credits.
	That last one is actually important.
	So make sure you attend.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	Wow.
	That's actually, you should pat yourself on the back.
	That's a lot of people that want to take me down.
	That's impressive.
	That's pretty.
	Like, I don't like to wear headphones because it makes my face like 10 times pudgier.
	But I know they always make you pudgier, but like it makes your cheeks pop out.
	You're like, not, you're not, you're not a pudgy guy.
	You have a good jawline.
	You have a good jawline.
	Then you put on the headphones and then you look like a pudgy fat shit.
	But I'll tell you this.
	I would rather, like, to think about the fact that we've been shit posting our way to getting movies made.
	Now, I'm in another movie coming up too.
	We're hanging out and we're doing stuff, but I think it's kind of funny.
	I was, I think we played it on this show.
	The January 6th Inquisition, which is what we're calling it, not, it's the Inquisition.
	Inquisition.
	It started out with a video and it's like all my stuff.
	And it was like this show.
	They start out the January 6th Inquisition, not commission, with the show.
	That's what I'm saying.
	But we're not seeing the fruits of it.
	Some commenter was like, I hate Elijah Schaefer.
	He's always boasting about all the houses he owns and stuff.
	Dude, it's a joke.
	We don't say that joke.
	Say on the show, if you don't get this show and I say to Joseph, she has a $19 light drilled into that's not even into the stud.
	That is literally a long screw because I couldn't find a stud with a $19 sign.
	You can see the black screws.
	Literally, we screwed the sign, not the guest.
	That's how we work in slightly offensive.
	Yeah, I hired a 19-year-old producer with no experience for the book.
	And they'll put this on a documentary.
	And he said he could only have a kid to work for him.
	I hired a 19-year-old.
	This whole show is a troll in the world.
	And if people don't understand that, then you don't get it.
	But it's effective and it's fun.
	And you know what?
	We started you are here.
	That was an idea.
	It didn't pan out for whatever reasons.
	We're going to start something else.
	We're going to do something good.
	And no, but I'm saying, like, we've done multiple things.
	I know how to start shows and how to start things.
	I'm not a guy who looks at the past.
	I'm a guy who looks on the future.
	So the past is behind us.
	I don't really care.
	The future is ahead of us.
	Even these live streams.
	Like, I'm not sanctioned by the network to do these live streams.
	No one's telling me I can or can't do it.
	I don't care.
	I'm just going to do them because I want to hang out with people on a Saturday night.
	I think it's kind of fun.
	Yeah.
	I mean, look, I was excited to be invited for the Saturday night live stream.
	I have two kids.
	So.
	Getting out of the house.
	Yeah, I'm like, this is great.
	I would otherwise just be sitting around listening to my kids snore.
	But that's what's going to hang out and have Diet Coke and talk.
	Yeah, true.
	Exactly.
	Just I, well, it's just Coke Zero.
	Not Diet Coke, but go ahead, Josiah.
	Yeah.
	It was so funny because I called Alex last time because our guest before, Jorge, he was like, he already got fucked up before he even had the chance.
	No.
	We talked about it on the stream too.
	It's funny.
	He does that.
	Yeah, sometimes.
	Yeah.
	By the way, can I just say, Jorge, he was supposed to come on my show on Thursday.
	And like three hours before, he was like, oh, gotta go.
	I'm going back to California.
	Sorry.
	Gotta go.
	I'm not gonna be on her show anymore.
	And I was like, what the fuck, Jorge?
	Yeah, it's hit or miss sometimes.
	I just called Alex and I was like, hey, Alex, do you want to come on the stream?
	And he was like, well, I'm not doing anything.
	I'd love to just kick it with the boys and hang out.
	And I was like, okay, bet.
	And that's just how it is.
	We're just, we're kind of all just friends.
	We just want to kick back and do things for the right wing.
	My friend Alex, who took multiple hot, hot sauce shots.
	Oh my gosh.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know that they say that they say that chili is really good for memory.
	Like chilies and stuff, or like peppers.
	Peppers is really good for memory.
	Really?
	Yeah, because the next day, whenever your butt holes burn.
	Can I say this?
	By the way, if you're watching this in the future, for right now, at least for the month of July, we're going live on Saturdays at this time.
	And I don't care.
	Like, the fact that we can get almost 3,000 people to watch, we don't even give any announcement.
	We don't give a shit.
	And no one knows this happens makes my life better.
	I also just opened up a Mexican beer.
	Because by the way, Mexican beer is now the new White Boy Summer beer.
	I'm actually really enjoying Dosa Keys.
	It's actually quite nice.
	I should have had a lime.
	It would taste better with a lime in it, but it's good.
	I'm trying to wait to start drinking until the end of the 30 minutes, 40 minutes in the stream.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Can we go to my screen here?
	Before we get to super chats and things, I want to remind you.
	I love that they said they said that was a high school joke if I ever heard one.
	Literally, I did learn that joke about the peppers.
	Literally.
	From my teacher, actually.
	That's the key thing: I'm still in your teacher.
	Yeah.
	She's like, was that a female?
	No, it was.
	Did she try to have sex with you?
	No, sadly.
	Send your super chats there.
	Send your super chats there.
	Damn it, Josiah.
	I'm just kidding.
	God damn it.
	No, you're not kidding.
	That's the problem.
	Hey, when you're in eighth grade and your hormones just start kicking, anybody with a pair of tits is.
	You can't blame the boys, but looking back, you have to say a 14-year-old would love it, but that's the problem.
	Yeah, the adults have to take responsibility and not enable that behavior because they're children, literally.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	I'm on your side, Sarah.
	Thank you.
	I know.
	I want to see this on us.
	Do I have this?
	I'm going to try to see if I have this.
	Do I even have this?
	What are we looking for?
	Well, I'm going to see.
	Watch.
	I'm going to see this real fast.
	Let's see.
	Donation settings.
	Okay, I do have these connected.
	I'm looking for it.
	Hold up because I have this.
	Like, watch.
	I think.
	We're all watching.
	Can you?
	Well, I think.
	Can you give through this link?
	I'm going to see right now.
	We're all watching.
	Well, I'm going to see if you can give through.
	Okay, I'm going to say this to our producer.
	I'm going to see our director today.
	I'm going to see if, Brian, can I say it to you on Twitter?
	Is that fine?
	Yes?
	No?
	No.
	Okay, give me a second.
	Well, I'm going to see if this works.
	In the future, then we'll use third-party ways to do super chats right in the chat.
	We'll have them come on the screen like normal.
	But let me see if I can if I can if I can get this to Brian.
	We're figuring this out live on camera.
	So, Sarah, what was that stream that you did yesterday?
	Oh, my God.
	So, Stu had his 500th episode.
	It was, he called it 500th episode anniversary power hour.
	Okay.
	And I moderated, which is what I usually do.
	But it was, so it's a bunch of guys and they take a shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes.
	So for a full hour.
	Oh, that is so dangerous.
	Yeah, it was, especially for our friend Chad Prather, who took like seven drinks before.
	Oh, no.
	And then did it.
	Yeah.
	And was twerking.
	He was twerking?
	Yeah.
	Everyone should go watch.
	It was Chad Prather was in rear form.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, there's a lot of footage of Chad and then me just like this.
	Please stop.
	Please stop.
	Yeah.
	We have to get Chad on the live stream too.
	You really do.
	You really do.
	He's in Arkansas tonight.
	Is he?
	Oh, he said he'll come on.
	Oh, he will.
	Oh, he said he'll fully.
	I told him you can drink on the cast.
	And he goes, Oh, yeah, I'll come on for sure.
	Yeah, he will.
	He will.
	I'm just trying to see if, I'll wait till Brian tells me if that actually works.
	So Alex took, because, you know, our friend Alex Stein, who I think everyone in the live chat, like, loves, but he doesn't drink.
	You guys probably know this.
	He doesn't drink.
	And so we were like, well, it's obviously it's power hour.
	It's a drinking show.
	So what do we do to get Alex involved?
	And so I guess they decided to do Alex taking shots of Louisiana hot sauce anytime he lost, which he took like three.
	And I would not recommend it.
	Oh, my God.
	It does not look like it.
	I would not do it.
	He was really rewarded for not drinking that night.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my goodness.
	I feel like the fallout later on in the night.
	I don't know.
	I don't know this to be true, but I feel like the fallout later on in the night may not have been worth it.
	No, definitely not.
	He was probably looking back like, I definitely should have just drank it with alcohol.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Or like, I don't know, cyanide.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	Seriously.
	I'm finding out right now if this actually works to give through this link because if it does and we've like solved our problems.
	Oh, well, I can't log in my own account.
	Never mind.
	Well, Brian will tell us.
	Okay, let me go to something kind of funny here real fast.
	Before we jump into that, I do have this freaking ridiculous shit.
	Did it work, Brian?
	Well, just I'll send you the money back.
	Whatever you donate, I'll send it back to you.
	All right.
	All right.
	Well, here, go to my screen here.
	We have this.
	The Aussie government is saying that the fifth booster is coming.
	Go to my screen and donate while we're here.
	Let's watch this.
	Oh, God.
	Signers are being warned that they might need a fifth COVID jab before the end of the year as authorities monitor the spread of new Omicron variants.
	Live to 7 News reporter George Acosti, who is on the Gold Coast.
	Now, Georgia, what's prompted this?
	Good morning, Mon.
	Well, this latest COVID wave is decimating healthcare stuff and putting extra pressure on hospitals right across the world.
	Around 700 people are being treated for COVID in private and public health hospitals.
	And on top of that, 7.6% of Queensland health staff are currently off-work sick themselves.
	Here at the Gold Coast University Hospital, they have temporarily suspended tier three services, which is lower-level planned care.
	Now, this all comes after it was announced that from Monday, anyone over 30 will be eligible to receive their second booster.
	However, we are being warned by some healthcare professionals that this is unlikely to be our last booster.
	And we could, in fact, need a fifth dose by the end of the year.
	So, Mon, it appears that this is something we will just have to accept as the virus and its variants continue to evolve.
	The way of life.
	All right.
	Thank you so much, Georgia.
	Thank you so much, Georgia.
	It's always the eyes like, thank you so much, Georgia.
	They always come up.
	Oh, yeah, mate.
	Hi.
	Like, they're always like, oh, oh, oh.
	I have a really bit hard time with the Australian accent because Kez has a very posh British accent.
	You know, she would hate that, but she has a very posh London accent because she's from Africa.
	I married to an African-American, by the way.
	So she's actually African.
	People go, oh, wait a second.
	Everyone goes, but she was born in Australia.
	How is she African?
	Oh, well, how many African-Americans were born in Africa?
	Oh, they weren't, were they?
	Their ancestors are from there.
	So my wife's ancestors, her family, is from Africa.
	So what does that make her?
	African-American.
	Did you know we had sound effects?
	I guess you have sound effects now.
	We'll go back.
	We'll go back.
	No, but what are the other sound effects we have, by the way?
	What are the other sound effects we have?
	You have to undo it, by the way.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, we'll do sound effects in here.
	We'll have a good time.
	But my wife is African-American.
	And so I always tell people, my beer is important, so is my wife.
	Yeah.
	Okay, did it work, Brian?
	My beer is imported, so is my wife.
	Yeah, but I'm saying, did it work?
	Oh, that sounds sus.
	Brian, did it work?
	She was not paid for.
	It was out of consent.
	Oh, I'm going to tell Brian if it works.
	Because, guys, we might have fixed the actual problem of this.
	Was it through PayPal, Brian?
	Shit, he worked.
	He gave me a dog!
	Give me 50 cents!
	No!
	All right, guys, we're paying a link.
	We now can take super chats through here.
	I will still read all your Venmo ones.
	You guys, some of you guys put that, and I'm also going to add it to the description as well.
	So feel free.
	I'm putting it right here.
	I'm putting a link in the description.
	I'm putting in the description.
	Did it really?
	I didn't even see it.
	All right, but I just added it.
	You can give super chats now through credit cards and PayPal there, which is great.
	We're going to go to super chats in about 10 minutes, but I do want to say this.
	So I want to play this video.
	I've been waiting to play this for a little bit of time because it's absolutely ridiculous.
	Did you see this?
	Kamala Harris literally filled in the last two minutes of her speech.
	Did you see this?
	It's so good.
	Watch this.
	Let's go to my screen, Brian.
	This is one of my favorite videos I've seen today.
	Because by the way, so like your wife goes, hi.
	So, you were in the bathroom a little long, taking a dump.
	Were you looking at anything?
	Was there something that you needed to see on your phone that did not, I can't give you?
	And then this is your answer.
	This is your answer.
	When you look back, did Democrats fail past Democratic programs?
	What were you looking at on your phone in the bathroom?
	I see over the past year.
	What's going on, sir?
	I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.
	Certain issues are just settled.
	Clearly, we're not.
	No, that's right.
	And that's why I do believe that we are living sadly in real unsettled times.
	When you look back, did Democrats fail?
	How good was that?
	I believe some things were settled.
	They're settled, but they're not settled.
	Yeah, we're living in unsettled time.
	That's a great answer.
	It's like, what were you looking at?
	I believe that what we look at is to be determined, but you did look at, oh, but you did look at something, but something isn't settled.
	And you just go, you got to learn what those, by the way, we'll program that board, guys.
	If you're annoyed by the sounds, they'll actually find the good.
	I think we got to get the oof, the thing.
	We also got to get, we got to get our own shit.
	That can cue videos too, by the way, those bones.
	Yeah, I know.
	We'll have to get that.
	I have expensive equipment in here.
	I just don't know how to use it.
	That's a quarter black is coming to train my producer.
	Next week.
	No, you guys don't understand how legendary this is.
	Literally, I used to watch.
	I used to watch Louder with Crowder every single day.
	Every day I would watch Louder with Crowder, and now Quarter Black is coming to train me.
	This is just, I'm geeked.
	Did he watch Slightly Offensive every day?
	He used to run the fan.
	That's how he got a job.
	He used to run the fan account.
	Why are you trying to put me at the same time?
	What is the optic check over here on Sarah?
	Listen, listen.
	I'm just trying to make sure.
	Yeah, it was slightly offensive, louder with Crowder.
	I obviously know that.
	And you are here.
	You were behind the scenes backstage.
	Yeah.
	I knew who you were.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Never news in.
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm just kidding, Sarah.
	I'm just kidding.
	Only whenever John Doyle was on.
	Wow.
	Always, always.
	Okay.
	It says here.
	That's fine.
	Open your Telegram.
	That's fine.
	Go to settings.
	I'm trying to open up so we can get the memes going right now.
	But I'm having a hard time for a second.
	Okay, go to settings.
	Then go to desktop.
	Go to settings devices.
	I'm getting the memes up for here in a second.
	This is our first time.
	By the way, we're developing this as we go.
	So it's not like I have a lot of this stuff done, and I'm just kind of doing this on my own.
	Yeah, link desktop.
	Cool.
	All right.
	All right.
	I think we're going to go into some meme reviews.
	Give me a second here.
	Do not open this yet because I don't know if you guys fucking ruin my life with your memes.
	I do not know.
	Okay.
	We're going to get in trouble maybe for this.
	So let's just, let me just zoom in here.
	Let me just give me a second.
	You guys included memes, but I wanted memes from the live show.
	Okay, I'll do one at a time.
	Okay, bring it up.
	We got this meme review.
	Sarah, I'd rather be at the Howard Stern show with Buck Angel.
	No.
	I don't think so.
	That's not true.
	Two out of ten meme reviews.
	That's not true.
	Two out of ten.
	That's not true.
	I'd rather be right here.
	Okay, you got to take it off the screen, Brian, though, right now until I figure out a better method, because this is like, I don't know what's coming up next.
	So let me just...
	Oh.
	Yeah, like this.
	Yeah, you go, go, go.
	Go back to that.
	Go back to that.
	Oh, no.
	Oh.
	Oh, God.
	Oh.
	I just think of the sound on TikTok.
	Daddy wants what Daddy gets.
	We're not closing the show.
	We're hanging out for a second.
	We're just going to some meme reviews.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let me see what else we got here.
	Do not go to my screen.
	Was that?
	Please.
	I think it's related to the dream that we had together with my leadership team when we started in 19.
	The first week we met in January of 19 in California and to set up the goals for the next five years.
	And one of them was by 2023, we will reduce the number of people in the world by 50%.
	I think today this dream is becoming the World Economic Forum seem about reducing the population of the world 50%.
	Interesting.
	I'm sure that the vaccine is no coincidence.
	Well, I deleted.
	It's unrelated.
	Thank you.
	It's completely unrelated.
	Safe, effective.
	Please get your booster.
	Get the fifth.
	Quadruple booster, quintuple booster, all the boosters, please, because that is not related, okay, to the depopulation.
	Yep.
	Not at all.
	And don't touch ivermectin.
	That is related to this depopulation.
	Hydroxychloroquine, vitamin D. Don't take your supplements.
	Please, just take the booster, please.
	Take the booster.
	Take it.
	Eat Doritos.
	Watch pornography.
	Actually, inject Doritos.
	Inject bleach.
	Inject bleach.
	No, but go to this.
	Go to this site.
	We got this one.
	That was pretty good.
	The Nas.
	The IMD.
	Yeah, that is me.
	With no facial hair.
	That's weird.
	I thought about shaving my face just for a show, for fun.
	Don't do that.
	Don't do that.
	Please.
	Don't do that.
	Please.
	Don't do it.
	Did you guys know?
	Did you guys?
	Did you see my picture?
	I'm teaching Kez tennis now.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It was really cool.
	Yeah, you're really embodying the white voice.
	Can I just say, can I say that?
	The preppy white boy look, I do pretty embody it.
	It's not that bad.
	I was rocking with it.
	I'm doing with like the guns, not guns and roses.
	What's that other band?
	Because I have such a big forehead.
	When I wear a headband, it makes you look like a normal person for like five minutes.
	It's like, oh, he could have been attractive.
	And it was like, yeah.
	But God was like, more forehead.
	All right, we have this here.
	Sarah, this is your review right here.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	I'm going to say this.
	That's a tennis.
	Meme reviews were my idea on you are here and they're back.
	They're on slightly offensive now.
	Bag of Shares Farts.
	We're bringing reviews back to every Saturday stream.
	If the price is right.
	Thank you.
	That's what I was going to say.
	Wait.
	How much are we willing to pay?
	I'm going to say this.
	Let's ask that, Sarah.
	$500 for like one fart in a jar.
	$500.
	How much?
	Yeah, how much would it take?
	That's like a third of your car payment per month.
	Because I drive a Porsche cayenne.
	She does.
	It's very nice.
	Okay.
	I have to pay premium gas, and I'm just asking, how much are you willing to pay for her premium?
	Someone said $5,500 in the chat.
	$5,500.
	$600 to $5,500 for a second DM.
	No, stop, Sarah.
	Do not.
	Do not.
	Do not sell the bag right now.
	Do not sell the bag of farts right now.
	My husband is watching.
	I'm kidding.
	He said if he could, your husband said if he could take a cut, baby.
	I'm kidding.
	Also, DM.
	Where are we going with this?
	Guys, I wanted memes.
	I wanted memes from the show live.
	If you didn't watch, you were here, then I think we didn't understand what I was asking.
	Oh, we do have plenty.
	Okay, never mind.
	Give me a second.
	I'm just retarded and haven't been on Telegram long enough.
	Okay, we have them coming.
	Okay, here we go.
	We got this one.
	It's you and me at the furry convention, Sarah.
	It's pretty good.
	Wow.
	From Tyler.
	By the way, the name is up in the left-hand corner, so I don't have to say him anymore.
	You can see who it is.
	From Tyler Crocker.
	We got the memes.
	I do love raccoons.
	I do love that.
	I'm just scrolling through them.
	I'm a Sonic the Hedgehog penis.
	I look a little bit fat, which is fine.
	That's fine.
	Maybe I was.
	But he got me the tennis outfit.
	Say that?
	Go back.
	Go back.
	I like that.
	It's a tennis outfit.
	I do play tennis.
	I like tennis.
	There it is.
	There it is.
	With the hair.
	Very white.
	Have the hair, yeah.
	I could have been good looking if it might have just made my forehead smaller.
	Let's take that off for a second.
	Let's go to the next one.
	We've got a few more here.
	No, we're back.
	Oh my gosh.
	I do like this one, though.
	I'm putting them together because honestly, AOC as white.
	Alexandra.
	What?
	Odette Caruthers is beautiful.
	She's hot.
	This is.
	Wow.
	I'm a little bit more.
	AOC with blonde and blue eyes is a go.
	That's a mood.
	That's what she would look like if she was a Republican.
	Wow.
	I can't even.
	She's like really hot like that.
	Yeah, seriously.
	I know.
	Is it racist?
	I can't even.
	No.
	Oh, that's pretty good.
	I like this one.
	Holds in one fart.
	Oh, no.
	Oh.
	You got that big Latina booty.
	What is that?
	Wasted.
	Believe in code vaccines if it means just boost it.
	Just boost it.
	I like this one, Justin.
	Former Sven Heidenberg, who claims to be the leader of the farmers' protest, has issued a public statement in Facebook.
	Yeah, we are going to make 9-11 look like your joke, yeah.
	It's true.
	You don't know this?
	That's the head of the protests in the Dutch protest.
	That's him.
	That's the guy.
	Scary.
	They should be scared.
	Dutch government should be scared.
	They should.
	See, I don't know what these are.
	Oh, no.
	No.
	Why?
	Oh, so good.
	I posted that picture.
	Have you seen that before?
	Yes.
	What is that?
	That's a woman.
	What is a diet?
	That's a woman.
	Well, the diet is like.
	You ever seen a meat mallet?
	I've never seen a girl with three boobs.
	Or is that her art?
	Do you know what fried food is?
	Yeah.
	Are you saying KFC?
	So I'm saying like KFC, but for every meal and also for snacks.
	Yeah, every single time.
	Jeez, Louise.
	Let me go down here a little more.
	Give me a second here.
	Oh, this one's pretty nice.
	No, don't pull it at all.
	We can't pull it.
	Don't pull.
	We almost got a strike there.
	Yeah, don't send memes in here.
	To remind you, so one of our SOBs made actual fantasy characters.
	You should put this.
	You should print this out.
	They made you, Sarah, by the way.
	It was Protector of Beauty.
	I love it.
	And Wholesomeness of Life, and that's you.
	And that's you.
	They made all of us on these fantasy characters and you were made.
	They made all of our, they made, but by the way, he chose all of his favorite guests on the show and you were made on there.
	Oh, You're one of like 10 people.
	Thank you.
	I love that.
	That is great.
	I love that.
	I got to send that to you, huh?
	Yeah, please do.
	I do like this one.
	I know they'd be at the Howard Street show.
	They said that's gay.
	I don't know what this was.
	That's very weird.
	Low quality meme, one out of 10.
	One out of 10 meme right there.
	Should we go to the screen?
	It's one out of 10.
	One out of 10.
	Only because Tucker's in the bottom right.
	All right.
	Next, next.
	We'll take it off the screen because you guys are saying some weird shit.
	Oh, I like – wait, yeah, we can show this.
	Okay.
	Okay, there you go.
	I like how you guys have taken the picture from tennis and have made it a thing on the show.
	Viruses.
	Showed one dick.
	Now we got viruses.
	Viruses.
	Screen capture.
	Get off the screen.
	So this is Debbie Does Dallas.
	Sarah does Dallas.
	Sarah does Dallas and Musical.
	What do you think about this one?
	What's your review?
	It's pretty hot.
	It's pretty hot.
	I am doing Dallas, and I love that Trump is there.
	I love that Elijah, the tennis coach, is there.
	You know, it does get pretty hot threesome there, though, with me and Trump.
	It does.
	Trump's the one who made it, though.
	By the way, he made us also an NDA, so we can't talk about it.
	Yeah, no.
	But I will say this about, is this a porno or something?
	What is this?
	Yes, Debbie does Dallas.
	Yes, it's a porno.
	Debbie does Dallas is a porn from the 80s.
	Okay, well, we're gonna have to take it off.
	We're not promoting porn here.
	Specifically, I didn't get paid.
	I didn't get, no, it's just I didn't get paid enough.
	So, you know, Trump, he's a nice guy, but he's not everything you'd want.
	Send Elijah the super chat Venmo if you want to see more.
	Yeah, and that link that we posted too in the description.
	We're going to read the super chats in a second here about two minutes.
	We're going to read some super chats and some stuff.
	You're good to stay next year for 15 minutes, right, Sarah?
	Yes, now?
	Of course, I'm careful.
	But I thought super chats.
	So this one's pretty good from the last live stream, though.
	I thought it was pretty good.
	I love that.
	We're getting good.
	You posted this and I was like, I don't know what's going on here.
	I think, I think I'm probably within four days going to set a new max at like 245 or 250 bench, which is pretty good.
	I think I'm going to do it.
	Like, I'm just there because I'm like doing pretty good reps at 225.
	And after the shoulder injury, when I tore the peck, and I think we're going to go back.
	And then, you know, that's what about the cutting thing.
	Since I'm married, the wives care less about the abs as much as the chest being puffed out and the arms.
	And I'm just going to say that as a truth.
	Like, yes, abs are nice and girls will take them, but like, you can also use that energy to keep pushing more and more away.
	If you're on a cut and you're feeling like you're cutting, just keep getting bigger and keep growing.
	And then that one summer, you're like, I'm going to actually get really cut.
	I feel like you can.
	But if you're married, if you're single, I totally get the full cut, like going to Vegas with the full abs and stuff.
	But if you're married, just look good in a shirt.
	That's the key thing.
	Because what are you taking your shirt off for women that don't, it doesn't matter.
	I think a lot of people do it for themselves, honestly.
	No, the cut, though, like looking in the mirror.
	They should.
	Yeah, like the Patrick Bateman, you know, the Patrick Bateman scene where he's like, you don't think?
	You don't see a lot of people as being married unless they're competitors.
	A lot of them are single.
	They say they do it for themselves, like how girls look hot for themselves.
	But it's really not.
	But I would say this, that it's like, it's like, yes, for yourself.
	But at the same time, that's what I'm saying.
	Do the cut, but get to where you want to be too.
	So if you're like, oh, I got to stay cut, I got to stay cut, but you're not where you want to be.
	Just go to where you want to be.
	Because some people have genetics or naturally have lower body fat.
	That's very common.
	But like you also, and you also can actually keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
	And I'm having a lot of fun where it's like, I'm cut.
	You can still see the abs.
	It's a little fluff on top.
	But I feel like the fun part is, is the sex gets better, the life gets better.
	And Sarah's looking hot with her non-six pack.
	What are my screen?
	Oh!
	Oh, no.
	That's whenever she said she identifies as he, him.
	They took it and ran with it.
	I look better than that if it was really me.
	I look better than that.
	I don't wear that.
	I don't wear a scarf.
	I don't wear the whitey tidies.
	I don't wear the whitey tidies.
	I don't wear any of that.
	I don't wear any.
	I don't wear any of that.
	No.
	I know.
	Let's go.
	Let me see what's here.
	Okay, I can't please that one.
	I can't do that one.
	Oh, this is nice.
	Oh, my God.
	I love that he's.
	Job of the hot is like liberal girls.
	Conservative girls.
	So true.
	I see that all the time.
	People are like, why are conservative girls so hotter?
	I don't know.
	I'm agree.
	We're not angry.
	We're not angry.
	Let's get off guys' bodies.
	It's kind of like girls' bodies for a second.
	I think this too.
	Please.
	Girls don't understand.
	Like, yes, if you go onto like TikTok or Instagram that you want some girl with like perfect like washboard abs, like, dude, having a little pooch, like, it just means you're ready to make babies.
	Like, it's like, just trust me on this, like a little pooch.
	Not being fat, but it's like girls that are like, oh, I have to be so, so, so, so fit.
	What happens to the feminine physique?
	Like, and this is what I want to say, because, like, we got to go back to just like the male physique.
	We're going to get back to the feminine physique, meaning there's so many types of them.
	But I mean, all these girls, like, we were in Ikea today.
	I went to go, I was going to buy some furniture for this studio, and it was so shit.
	We're not going to do it.
	But I also, we're not, we're going to make the studio nice.
	But I also meant, people don't realize, by the way, this is the whole shocker.
	This is the red pill of the moment.
	This is not a green screen behind me.
	No.
	No.
	We're actually.
	It's real.
	It's real.
	This is where we live.
	Like, look.
	People do not realize that.
	That's behind him.
	You can, like, take a book off.
	Dude, everyone's going to be red-pilled here because everyone thinks this is a green screen.
	Wow.
	And thanks to Aldo Buttazzoni, he gave me the Catholic St. George the Victorious's prayer, which says, Christ, my captain, my Lord, I have no strength, but what you give me, help me this day, and the glory shall be yours forever and ever.
	Amen.
	And he gave me this back there as well, which will be a good thing.
	Oh, that's so nice.
	So, yeah.
	I know, look, everyone's like, what the hell?
	Because it is, everyone thought it was a green screen, and it looks real, but this is a printed picture.
	It's not real, though.
	That's not Dell.
	Don't tell them that.
	No, but people always ask me, where'd you get your green screen design?
	I'm like, this is a real set.
	You can actually, like, physically open the door.
	Wait, close it.
	Close it.
	I don't want to show you what's in there because my kid, the sex slaves are there.
	Okay.
	It's true.
	No.
	We'll look at a couple more.
	it's a title to Sri Lanka let me just see if oh this one's oh this is so bad Oh, my.
	Oh, I made the cut.
	I made the cut.
	Let's go.
	He finally made a meme.
	Oh, no.
	Is that Jack Murphy?
	Yeah.
	Can I say this, though?
	I might talk about the next stream.
	There's a Jack Murphy Redemption arc.
	He made some tweets that are pretty.
	He admitted, like, he basically came to terms with himself.
	It was pretty crazy.
	That's a whole thread.
	It's really crazy.
	I haven't seen it.
	I know, because no one like me is, no one's willing to show it.
	I'm going to show it on my show.
	I mean, I follow him, but I haven't seen it.
	Oh, it's a, it's, I'm not saying, I'm not, I'm not claiming the redemption arc because even that night that that happened, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
	And to this day, it's still kind of confusing.
	And then all the shit that everyone knows him for, no one knew about that except for the quartering brought it out.
	But at the same time, it's like, I didn't know anything because I never invited, he wasn't my guest.
	I never invited him.
	City invited him, so I didn't know what was going on.
	But I will say that, that he did tweet some pretty crazy stuff.
	Is there any more?
	I want to go to super chats.
	Let me just see if there's anything worthwhile looking at in terms of memes.
	I do love, that's what you guys say, well, I don't have money or whatever.
	It's like, do we literally do the meme review so that if you don't want to?
	I love these like super-based memes like this one.
	It's like sex should be illegal.
	No more sex.
	And it always has like a Chad right there.
	It's so funny.
	I joined the little people saying I joined the Little Order.
	There's a couple of these.
	This one?
	Look at this one.
	You want to see my laptop on?
	I got rid of the double chin, though.
	I'm really happy about that.
	I did.
	Why do you want to see my laptop?
	Look.
	See, we got rid of it fully.
	All right, take that off.
	Let me see.
	I'm just going.
	I'm scanning.
	Dude, you guys are so good.
	See, I can't put it up.
	There's a swastika.
	Why do you guys post that?
	Let's keep going.
	Repent.
	No, it was a joke, but.
	But.
	Let me see.
	Yeah, there's like nudity.
	You guys are crazy.
	I do love it, but oh, yeah.
	I like this one, though.
	Wait, wait.
	Oh, nope.
	That's a sticker.
	Do I not put it on the screen?
	Is there anything more?
	Give me one second.
	Do not put that on the screen.
	No, because it could get bad.
	This is stuff we can use for our show, though, Josiah, if we censor it for on Tuesday.
	By the way, things that we can't use, we may use.
	Oh, here's some good ones.
	Okay, we got this one.
	Hey, wait till my dad hears about this.
	That one's pretty good.
	And we have this one too.
	Unidentified special needs.
	All right.
	I'm done with memes.
	Take it off the screen.
	I'm going to go on a super chat.
	Yeah, I'm literally just scanning to make it nice for you guys.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay, you're done for the day.
	You're done.
	Okay.
	Let me go to this now.
	Where do I read the super chats in here?
	Let me see if I can see my.
	Give me one second.
	Okay, I'm going to start with the Venmo stuff.
	Let's go to some super chats.
	Here we go.
	All right.
	Don't go to my screen, Brian.
	Do not go to my screen, but I'll read them off my screen.
	He's like, do not.
	Whatever you do, do not go to my screen.
	All right.
	Let's start with a couple of these.
	Okay, so we got this one here.
	Someone said tithe directly to the body.
	Someone said, do you listen to any metal?
	If so, what are your favorite bands and genres?
	I don't listen to metal.
	I drive metal.
	David Bigart said, hey, Elijah, regarding your private ankles only fans, ooh, I'm supposed to say this.
	What are you uploading there again?
	I'm paying $200 a month for your premium tier, and you haven't uploaded in a while.
	That is the sex position of my ankles.
	Oh, it logged us out, so I feel like there's more to be read here.
	Oh, there is more.
	$200 for ankles.
	Spencer saying nothing.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's your money maker.
	That's your money maker.
	Keep it off the screen.
	I have colors of confetti.
	I know.
	They were stuck to my toes.
	Stuck to my feet.
	Okay.
	Here goes a huge on my toes.
	Here goes a fuck Mary Kill Sarah.
	Here's a fuck Mary Kill.
	Okay.
	Sav Sarah Sidney.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	How am I supposed to do that?
	We'll change Sarah for what's her name?
	Allie Stuckey.
	What?
	Fuck Mary Kill.
	Sav Allie Stuckey Sidney.
	You're asking me?
	Yes.
	That's what he paid for.
	I can't do this question.
	We can't do this.
	All right, next one.
	Since the Elijah Speed of Fun had been rated, here's $1 towards Sarah's feet fun.
	Love the show.
	Glad you're back.
	We also have one from.
	Okay.
	How do I, I need to find this out real fast.
	How do I you can actually see the comments?
	Just take over for a second because I got to figure this out real fast.
	Give me one second.
	I got to figure out how to find it.
	Yeah, let me just, let me just, let me just take over.
	Hey, this is my, this is my fourth time being on a show.
	Let me just take it.
	Let me just take it over.
	I have the comments right here.
	We are watching your comments right here.
	Literally.
	I can see them.
	I'm trying to figure out how I can read them.
	So.
	Okay, well, that's fine.
	Listen, you guys need to tell me, how much are you willing to pay for my feet?
	Because I just saw that.
	I saw the comment.
	That's fine.
	People are saying Mary Sav for sure.
	Mary Sav.
	Yeah.
	Okay, Mary Sav.
	I'm not going to show my feet.
	If you want to, I don't know.
	Let's negotiate.
	I feel like.
	Let's talk about it.
	Listen, listen.
	I never knew until I saw I'm on WikiFeet.
	And WikiFeet is like apparently a big deal.
	And I've got a high review on Wikife.
	I figured it out.
	Yeah, that's okay.
	I figured it out.
	Somebody said $25 for feet.
	$25.
	Well, send it.
	Send it to Venmo Cash App.
	I'll read them all.
	Send it to them.
	Okay, so we got this here from Brian.
	Remember, the link's in the description.
	If you guys want to send super chats right now, send super chats in the link and it's pinned comment as well.
	Because I'm going to Venmo.
	Let me go back to my, well, I guess Venmo at Elijah Schaefer, Elijah Schaefer on Cash App, Elijah at sightlyoffensive.com or click the link in the pinned comment.
	Next time, we're just going to just do the pinned comment or Venmo.
	We'll just keep it there.
	But here we go.
	From Brian, so this is hard to do and direct at the same time.
	Thank you, Brian.
	We have El Sid Barrett said, glad you're streaming again.
	Great job on FNT last night.
	Well, thank you.
	Hanson Luck said, Elijah, I attempted to request a shout-out from the platform.
	Shout-out, though I had not received a confirmation.
	By any chance, are you still active on shout-out?
	I am.
	I tried to answer yours and it said it got deleted.
	So let me see.
	I'll read you that.
	I was hoping for a little pep talk for a family member who adores you.
	Either way, God bless.
	Okay, I'll do it.
	I literally tried.
	I made the video and then I answered it and then it said this is no longer active.
	So I don't know what happened.
	You're Octavus on shout out as well?
	Me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Shout out to Blade.
	Yeah, people, okay, so whoever doesn't know, go download Shoutout, the app, okay?
	And we can communicate with you guys on that.
	Yeah, it's a really cool app.
	Somebody watches News and Why, somebody watches Slightly Offensive, and it's their birthday.
	Just and by the way, these go directly to the show if you do super chats on our streams because I'm like, like, we're not demonetized on YouTube, and I know it's an extra step to click on a link, but it's all secure, and it's a good way to send super chats third party because we can't get super chats on YouTube because I reported on January 6th.
	Fucking gay, but whatever.
	Okay, the Elijah.
	Oh, we're back with the names.
	Said Sarah should sell her farts.
	I bet they smell like tequila and tamales.
	Latina.
	Latina farts are tamales and tequila.
	Rugged 21 Warden said $1.
	You'll never know until you pay.
	You'll never know.
	I'll read them all too.
	I'm back to read them all.
	It wasn't my choice not to read them all on my last show.
	Listen, you never know.
	I might set that up.
	So stay tuned.
	Okay.
	You don't know what it smells like until I get it.
	The curiosity is killing them.
	Okay, I have a few more.
	Pop.
	And I'm leaving you guys with something for a second because I got to go.
	I have to go pee.
	A pup.
	A pup.
	$1,000.
	Because I have to go pee.
	I'm going to leave you guys with a very nice video.
	So I'm going to put this full screen.
	You guys comment on this.
	This is an abortion activist trying to get abortions.
	I'm going to go to my full screen.
	Then I'm going to go pee, and then we're going to read the rest of the super chats.
	Here we go.
	Federal government!
	Federal government!
	Legal abortion!
	Legal abortion!
	Right now!
	We demand!
	Federal government!
	Federal government!
	No!
	Free and state!
	Legal abortion!
	Legal abortion!
	Right now!
	Red government!
	Federal government!
	Free and state!
	Legal abortion!
	Legal abortion!
	It's just ridiculous.
	Nothing screams Let's answer than irrational women with bloody vaginas on steps screaming, give us legal abortions.
	We're gonna take you seriously.
	Yeah, we're gonna listen to you as you freaking put fake blood all over you because you want fake.
	What does the blood even stand for?
	I don't get it.
	What is the blood for?
	I wish I could tell you, Josiah, but I can't because they just use it as like an emotional tool.
	Right.
	Like they just, they just put they put the blood, they put the red.
	They're like, yeah, it's reproductive health care.
	You're denying us reproductive health care because we're bleeding.
	And it's like, no, that's not how any of this works.
	Yeah.
	Stop.
	Yeah, let's, let's, like, how did the conversation go down?
	It was just a whole bunch of women who are like, let's put a whole bunch of fake blood right on our vaginas and then let's just go scream.
	And like, this is supposed to be symbolic.
	And we're just laughing at you.
	I mean, I wish I was laughing at you, but I'm just more like, this is just so disgusting and repulsive.
	Who is marrying these?
	Who is having sex with these women?
	Every single time, it's the same thing.
	Who's having sex with these women?
	Not that they're fat and ugly.
	It's just, why would you want to do that to yourself?
	Not that they're fat and ugly.
	Well, these ones aren't necessarily fat and ugly.
	Hairy armpits, though.
	So that's disgusting.
	Okay.
	Where's the hairy armpits?
	You see it?
	You see it?
	Pull the screen.
	Let's see that.
	There it is.
	No.
	Hairy armpits, hairy badge, hairy bloody badge.
	You are disgusting.
	No, no, no, gosh, shave your armpits.
	Put on deodorants.
	Stop having premarital sex.
	By the way, make sure if you're watching this right now, you sub to Sarah's channel.
	Sarah will come on probably at least once a month and plug her channel because we're gonna make she's gonna live stream eventually on her.
	I'm gonna help her set up so she can start live streaming as well.
	And I'm gonna set up so that she can live stream from her house and then tell you to live stream to her channel.
	But we live, Sarah and I live like what 10 minutes?
	Yeah, like 10 to 15 minutes away.
	Depends on traffic.
	It depends on how much we never drink and drive.
	Never mind.
	So let me go to this.
	Not me.
	No, but I'm learning.
	By the way, Sarah, I'm learning this, by the way.
	There's a way that you get super chats third party that don't go through YouTube and no one can take them.
	What?
	Exactly.
	How is that?
	Through Streamlabs.
	And we're going to do it naturally.
	We're going to put them on the screen next week and people can actually show them as they go.
	And so it's kind of nice is like you go, let's say you only get 70% as many as you get on YouTube.
	Let's say we'd only get like 15 or 20 on Streamlabs versus 28 on YouTube.
	But they only take 10% on Streamlabs and you take 30% on YouTube.
	So you actually get 20% more.
	So it's like almost the same thing.
	Plus, you're not helping YouTube make money.
	Yeah, because your people don't want to give money to YouTube.
	I would love to be monetized, but I would still give options.
	I would still post the link, post my event, be like, hey, do you want to give options?
	Because if you don't want to give your money to YouTube, I'll still look at them.
	That's going to be the thing.
	We're trying to get remonetized.
	We might.
	We have one from Turk Longwell.
	So Elijah and Sarah, who would you rather spend seven minutes in heaven with?
	Okay.
	Cackling Kamina.
	All right.
	Kamina.
	Pete Buttaguy.
	Butter Joe.
	He said, Buttaguy.
	But a Joe.
	Creepy Joe.
	MX Rashi Levine.
	Oh, Rachel Levine.
	Mix Rachel Levine.
	I don't know.
	Or that soy boy, Jose, from the Rise of Elijah Schaefer video.
	That's okay.
	Let's start with the channel that made the Rise of Elijah Schaefer video.
	Are we going to start with me?
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Listen, I've heard about the throat.
	I've heard about the throat game on Kamala.
	I like that.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	It's either that or homosexual.
	Isn't it Montel Williams?
	Montel Williams, right?
	She was sleeping with him.
	He's a black guy.
	He's got his pack and he was good enough for him.
	Maybe she's got a good game.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, she sucked her way to power, so of course she has to have a good game, bro.
	That's true.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, Lord, forgive me.
	No.
	Yeah.
	Lord, forgive you.
	Please.
	Isn't this a fun stream?
	Can't tell you.
	Isn't it fun to be on?
	Just like sitting around and hanging out.
	It's like Stu's power hour, but like, but you could sit in a nice, comfy seat, not in a shitty seat.
	Yeah, Stu, get your better seats.
	Stu Regier, I'm calling.
	Call Stu out for getting better seats on a star hour.
	Get better fucking seats.
	Okay?
	No, of course this is.
	No, no, no, no.
	This is great.
	And I just Kamala.
	What would you say?
	So you said Kamala, what do you think?
	I can't.
	Whoever did the, what was it?
	I choose Mix Rachel Levine.
	And the reason why is, I've always wanted to have sex with a Star Wars character.
	And if we have to start with Job of the Hut, then we'll start.
	No.
	Right?
	So, we'll start with Rachel Levine.
	If I have to start with one of the huts, at least we'll get to Leia someday soon.
	Nope, nope, nope.
	I'll laid Leia, but I can't do Job of the Hut.
	We're going to start with.
	Who did you say has the YouTube channel that Jose?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but he's a bitch.
	I don't care.
	Pete Buddhaj.
	You don't want AIDS.
	Not Pete Buddhajudge.
	Not Kamala.
	I'll take Rachel Levine because at least.
	Not Rachel Levine.
	None of them.
	Well, Rachel Levine knows how to fuck over a position.
	Because I am Sarah Gonzalez and I will take Jose.
	Well, she knows how to fuck over a government position.
	Can she fuck me in a position?
	Can she?
	That's the question.
	Is she a legend?
	No, Dude, can I bring it up?
	She's a lesbian, isn't she?
	Hold up.
	That's probably.
	No.
	She's not?
	No.
	He Rachel Levine.
	Hold up.
	No, Rachel Levine is beautiful.
	Can we go to my screen here?
	Go to my screen.
	Rachel Levine is a beautiful woman.
	Like, have you ever seen that?
	That is so nice.
	I'm not even thinking of the same person.
	No, I'm like, what are you talking about?
	Look at that.
	Look at that transformation.
	Wow.
	Oh, my God.
	And look at that.
	I mean, who do you even have sex with in this picture?
	One or the other.
	Like, come on, no wonder why people hate Marjorie Taylor.
	Would you rather have sex with the left or the right?
	Definitely the right.
	Yes.
	That is so.
	Oh, God.
	Look at that.
	The mask makes it sexier.
	Like, I'm like, oh, wow, I'm getting wet.
	You're getting wet.
	It's really sad.
	Yeah, it's gross.
	Look at that shit.
	Can we meme that?
	Someone screenshot that and meme that shit for next week.
	That's so good.
	That's going to be a reaction.
	By the way, memes are so back with our live streams.
	I don't know if they're going to be the same time, same day, but live streams are back.
	They're just back.
	We're going live.
	Because you know what, Sarah, this is what I said.
	So people don't realize.
	Josiah actually writes really good rundowns for the show now.
	But the reason why I miss live streaming is one thing about a live show that people don't understand is it takes zero preparation.
	Like, because like, I mean, you have to like, you have to spend hours basically before just looking for things and reading things.
	Right.
	Once you find it and you know it, you send it in, right?
	You send it to the person, you say, it's done.
	The reason I like a live stream is I can just pull shit up randomly and we can laugh at it.
	We can roast it.
	And it doesn't really matter at all.
	But that's also, my old show was like that, too.
	We just sent in articles and it was done.
	It was the easiest.
	You are here was the easiest show I've ever done in my entire life.
	I'm not even joking.
	It was so easy.
	You just send in links and you go read them.
	But this show, slightly offensive, we do, we do write a pretty good rundown.
	But I want to get back to that easy sort of like live streaming.
	Just like, it's a live stream.
	It's fun.
	It's a war.
	It's very personable.
	Bullshit.
	And we're adding a fourth camera in here.
	Yeah, we're adding a fourth.
	No, over there.
	I'm going to be done by next week.
	Yeah, we're adding a fourth camera.
	So we're going to get like all the people.
	We're going to have just a fun time in here hanging out, drinking beers, having a good time.
	Me and Alex Stein.
	I will, but I'm still like, and we're doing, it's going to be the casting couch.
	That one's the casting couch.
	Oh, shh.
	The casting.
	We got a casting couch.
	Carvey Weinstein.
	Literally.
	It's the casting council.
	So I'm going to be the director.
	We have the producer, right?
	We need a name for that seat.
	Like, it's not in the guest seat because that's the casting couch.
	That's going to have to have a seat.
	We'll take votes on that.
	Sarah's seat for this, because we can't have it be like a show.
	It's got to be a bullshit live stream.
	And we're going to get better at it, meaning I had to pay for all this equipment myself.
	It has been like maybe 20 grand so far, but we're having a good time.
	But it is worth it.
	And I have probably got to put another like five or seven grand into some cameras.
	Come on, super good.
	But it's like, it's like, it's worth it.
	I use my money to invest back in because it matters because, yes, it's a little foggy in here.
	Let's have a good time.
	All right, let me see what we have also here in the link that has clicked it.
	We also have, oh, cool.
	We have from Michael said, found my new favorite Bible verse.
	Can you bring, just maybe you know this.
	Okay.
	Thanks to SO 1 Timothy 2.11 through 14.
	Oh, 1 Timothy 2, 11 through 14.
	That might be the one where it says women aren't allowed to talk.
	Let me see.
	1 Timothy.
	Here I am.
	By the way, John Doyle bought us these beers.
	Thank you.
	He paid for all these.
	He bought like 100 beers for 4th of July.
	He didn't come to our 4th of July barbecue.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	I was out of town.
	I'm thinking of 2 Timothy.
	This one says, let no one despise your youth, but be an example to the believers in word and conduct and love and spirit and faith and purity till I come give attention to reading, to exhortation, to doctrine.
	Based.
	Yeah, a whole bunch of people, whenever I jumped on the camera, they were like, this kid's young.
	He doesn't know what he's talking about.
	And I was just like, my whole ministry is based off of Jeremiah 1, 7, which is, do not say I am youth, for I'll give you the words to speak from God.
	So funny whenever people say like, you're young, you can't say anything.
	It's like, how about you shut up?
	Wow.
	Bitch.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Wow.
	Oh, people are calling yourself the hot seat.
	That's very generic, but I do like that.
	The hot seat.
	I like that.
	That's like, can I say this, though, too?
	Is that.
	People say that the last show had good guests.
	Okay, let me tell you this.
	I'm going to work on this with the network with getting good guests.
	Number one, if you look at about eight or nine out of ten of the top episodes on that were guests that I booked, and the reason why I could book them is because I had money.
	So like, like, that show you were here did well because I was able to book really powerful guests, right?
	From Kyle Rittenhouse to Alex Jones to Nick Fuentes, different people who were out there.
	I was able to pay for their flights and their driving and their gas.
	And the network, a huge shout out to Blaze for providing an incredible guest budget.
	Slightly offensive has a $0 guest budget.
	So we have zero dollars.
	Same Z.
	Yeah, for News and Why It Matters as well.
	We have $0.
	I think Sarah and I are going to mutiny.
	We're going to have to figure out a way to because we can with our shows share the budget.
	And I think Slightly Offensive might move to 5 p.m. Monday, Wednesday, Friday live.
	It might move.
	And if that's the, yeah, we might move it to 5 p.m.
	We might kind of replace what was going on and just start flying people out and having a good time if we can get it.
	But if I can get them to go on your show from 3 to like 4.15, 4.20, and then go from like 5 to 7 every Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
	I don't want to do an all.
	I would only do an everyday show again if I could find a good co-host.
	I'm not joking because it's really hard to do a live show.
	Like Shapiro and these guys have tons of staff writers.
	You've been at Daily Wire.
	They have so much staff that writes their shit.
	But it's really hard as a single person to know everything and source your own material and produce a show at the same time.
	Even our beer is provided by Heck Off Commie.
	They literally bought us our beer.
	I love how as soon as you get to Daily Wire, you're like greeted with a freaking kiss from a beautiful woman who's like, let me take your co-measure.
	It is crazy.
	Here's the lounging room.
	And you just go to the lounging room and you're like, hey, that's Matt Walsh over there.
	This is the lounging room.
	And you're like, this is freaking epic.
	It's incredible.
	It's so dope.
	It really is.
	No, but I'm still like, I had a good idea for a show.
	It ended.
	I didn't quit, but other people did.
	And now we, but here's the thing.
	But here's the thing.
	No, but here's the thing.
	Is that I wish them the best, but I'm also thinking about this.
	I need to do something like that similar because that was so fucking cool.
	And fun.
	It was like, it was fun.
	I loved it.
	And people loved it.
	What about my freaking You Are Here was Junior College Professor outfit?
	That was epic.
	Junior College Professor.
	So I'm thinking like, okay, dude, that was very cool.
	Whenever I first started, I think this was the first week that you kind of flew me out and you were like, let's just get a feel for how you work around Blaze.
	This was whenever you were doing the outfits.
	It was the last couple of weeks that you were here and you were like, oh, shit, I need a costume.
	Quickly, run.
	And I'm like running and I go and grab the beard and that was like the beard.
	The black one with the white stripes and everybody was talking about it.
	I know.
	I miss it too.
	I miss it.
	I miss being alive and I miss the insanity and I love the chaos.
	And what people don't understand is that live shows are chaos.
	It is absolute chaos.
	You have to be flexible.
	You have to be a person who can handle criticism.
	You have to also be willing to change things last minute.
	It is a very wild time.
	It's like if you put together a whole plan at four o'clock and then at five o'clock the news changed, you got to change that shit immediately.
	You can't prepare and spend hours.
	You got to be on it.
	If you're not an on it kind of person, and I'm not shit talking anyone.
	I'm saying there's a reason why people don't do live because you have to be a fucking psychopath.
	I'm going to talk sharing the live people, actually.
	I'm a psychopath, meaning you literally have to be psychopathic.
	Like this show, there was no plan for this show.
	I made up the title like what, five minutes before we started.
	We pulled links, we hung out.
	There was no plan.
	There was no plan.
	You just have to go live and do that shit and go.
	Now we go for two and a half hours and it's fun.
	But you've got to have a person who can carry it.
	So here's the thing.
	I try to hire Megan Naser.
	Do you know who that is?
	Yes.
	Snagger.
	Yeah.
	I try to hire her as my co-host on the show.
	But her husband bought a house in Florida.
	No.
	I know.
	She said yes.
	So she accepted it.
	Megan Naser accepted it.
	And she was like, yeah, I'll come on.
	And then I'm like, I wanted to have like my hot Jew.
	That was like the joke of like the hot Jew.
	Like, you've ruined our lives, but you're blessing our eyes.
	It's like the joke, right?
	And it was going to be such a great show.
	But she got taken to Florida.
	And then it's like, I'm still looking for, I'm still looking actively.
	By the way, people don't know how hard it is to hire people in media because a lot of them are snakes.
	Or they quit or whatever.
	But I'm saying, like, the point is, like, it is very hard to find people that stick through things.
	You've seen the show.
	We've gone through many people.
	They just quit.
	They move on.
	And Sarah, you want to be the, you want to be.
	Don't you want to?
	You can't.
	You can't do it.
	You already have your show.
	There's no way.
	Hello.
	Are you serious?
	Hello.
	You want to be a permanent, slightly offensive co-host?
	Hello?
	Are we making business deals?
	Oh my gosh.
	Okay, we'll talk.
	We're out here.
	Hey, we're out here making business deals live in the studio.
	Hello.
	I just feel like you got to have a hot chick on your show.
	That's like, that's a very basic boys thing.
	But like, meaning even Friday Night Tites gets that right, where it's like, you don't, you don't need a woman's ideas, but you need her fancy.
	Let me see.
	What's going on over here?
	No!
	No!
	Cut the stream.
	Cut the stream.
	No, we love it.
	We love it.
	But that's a mess.
	Like, you just got to have a woman who's like, knows her place and knows that she's a woman, is not trying to show off.
	And it's like, I've tried this multiple times.
	It didn't work out.
	Luckily with Sav, we ended on a good note, and she's crushing it.
	And I love her so much.
	I think she's killing it.
	She left.
	I'm so proud of her.
	People always want a clear answer.
	Sav left because she got a fucking job that you could not turn down.
	Yeah.
	Like, look at her.
	I know.
	And she's changing.
	She's so successful.
	That's what she's passionate about.
	She's doing so good.
	It's the same thing.
	It's the same thing with you as well.
	Like, the passion has to be for, you know, Sav's passion is a journalist, and she just wants to go out and do reporting.
	And that's what she got paid to do.
	And so she just followed her heart with it.
	I mean, it's respectable for sure.
	Yeah, I know.
	Well, we want this.
	Let me read a couple of these.
	We really do.
	I really do, though, like, I don't know.
	It's like Tim Pull has millions of dollars.
	So we can hire tons of other people.
	I'm going to read you these things here.
	We have this.
	Wait.
	Oh my gosh.
	We have more people.
	Where are we going?
	We have this.
	Hannah's luck.
	We only have like five more.
	I just did some searching on shout out and the video queue showed on your profile the app just reflected in progress.
	Okay, good.
	So we're good.
	I'll go look and I'll get it.
	It probably has more requests.
	I'll do it.
	I will 100% do it.
	Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said, how many seals do you think have been broken?
	I think five.
	I don't believe that the end times has started with the seals personally.
	I'm not too studied up on it, but I do think that Jesus is probably coming back in 50 years.
	So repent if you repent while you still have time.
	Ask a task.
	E-S-C-H.
	Michael said, ah, Jesus.
	He said he meant 2 Timothy.
	Oh, so yeah.
	So 2 Timothy 4 is going to be the one where it says, women, I do not permit you to teach in the church setting.
	Whoops.
	Yeah.
	No, it was funny because you said the one and I really went off of it because I was like, yeah, that's epic, the youth one, but it was actually your misogynist Bible non-Michael said, oh, he put the verses, a woman should learn in quietness and full submission.
	I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man.
	She must be quiet.
	For Adam formed first in Eve and a dam was not one, or Adam was a dam, but I think it's Adam.
	Adam was not the one deceived.
	Was the woman who and we can go on with that um no, go ahead.
	Well, I was just gonna say uh, it's interesting because Phil Robertson okay obviously, is part of our network.
	Uh came into DFW and I had just gotten married and we were talking to him and he was like giving us uh, he like he was, he was preaching, right and he was like you need to.
	Like you got to submit, you got to do all these things.
	And I was just like yeah, it's hard to swallow, for sure I don't know if i'm gonna.
	He's like you gotta submit to your husband, he is the ruler and you have.
	And I was like yeah, and he was right next to me and I was like I don't know, it's a, it's a balance, it's a balance.
	You know, a Proverbs 31 is a girl who's gonna come knocking on the door you're at, and what it's gonna come like.
	Uh, if you're at it wait, what did he say?
	You said a Proverbs 31 woman is a girl who's gonna come.
	Yeah, that's the way.
	That's true too.
	She would after selling her sheets.
	She's selling her sheets in the streets, but a freak in her home sheets.
	So true yeah, my spiritual father, one of the smartest men probably of this time, in my opinion was uh, he said that one of the biggest, one of the biggest things that the church uh, failed on was not utilizing women like they should, because this scripture often gets taken and blasted that like, women just have no place.
	But I mean, God created femininity for a reason.
	There's a righteous form of femininity that does need to be taught to women, and maybe the fact that we've been so negligent on women's position in the church is the reason why all of these girls are so fucked up and that they're posting or posting pictures of themselves online with bloodstains on their shorts, screaming, let's kill our children, like.
	I mean, there has to be.
	There has to be a balance um with it.
	As much as I would love to just say, men, just take over, let's go, white boy summer.
	Men, take over the church.
	There is a reason why God gave us femininity and it has to be um, balanced out and women have to embrace those roles and teach it to women, or else we're gonna have masculine men, like we're seeing now.
	We have black people in the chat, uh, Michael Gallunes.
	Uh, Senten CASH APP.
	Uh, he said, for the Hotla Tinks, five bucks, hi.
	We also have.
	Uh, David Daniel didn't say anything.
	We have Turk Longwell said, you are here was good.
	It was taking time away from Timcast Irl for a lot of folks.
	What Sarah's hotoy, it's hot.
	Also, I love Sav and she kills it.
	I'm gonna say this, by the way, wait what they were saying, that you guys are both hot.
	You and Salv are hot.
	Oh, thank you.
	I'm gonna say Sarah, but honestly, as somebody who's friends with Sydney and me and everyone, and we're all friends yeah, we don't care, of course um, and I have nothing bad to say about Sydney ever.
	Um, I mean this about the show though, is, what's important is like, you know, Siddie's great and she does her own thing and that's fine yeah, but my whole idea with you are here was like I literally created this idea in my head, which was, you need you are here.
	In terms of I need to connect with the audience.
	Every day, we have to dissect the ideas.
	I'm going to bring in good guests To help us to balance it, because I'm a psychopath.
	Yeah.
	And so I need a co-host who's not me.
	And I need guests who are not me so we can bounce it because I'm not going to stop being crazy.
	Yeah.
	But I want that balance of other people who are a little bit different to give that balance.
	And I've always thought that.
	I love cooking.
	I'm a big, big into cooking.
	I love it.
	Really?
	I love, yeah, I love, I'm very, I love cooking.
	Tommy had a grill the other day.
	Yeah.
	I love cooking.
	Just excellence from the sous vide to like sous vide?
	Of course.
	Okay.
	And even just everything.
	I mean, you should see this butternut squash cake thing that's going out.
	But here we go.
	So we have, I like to do a lot of things, but the purpose of this is I know I'm not a narcissist in terms of like, I know my opinion is not the end all.
	And I want to make sure I have a channel that would allow people.
	Now, Sightly Offense has been so fucked by YouTube in the algorithms and everything that I'm like, well, we had to start another show.
	And it worked.
	Got like almost 150,000 subs in like six months.
	That's really good.
	We grew it.
	It doesn't exist and I can't cry about it.
	So my point is now going forward is like, but my vision is the same.
	How do I bring different ideas and people together to get the same message across to have real conversations and have fun where I can still be a psychopath but have the other people, but yet I don't want anyone to quit or to leave.
	It's like, let's have a good time.
	That's a very hard thing to do because friends don't even stay together.
	Marriages, 52% of marriages end in divorce.
	Like people divorced will leave.
	And the live entertainment spectrum is only for the most calloused of people.
	You do this.
	You do a five-day a week show and you know it's fucking hard, right?
	It's like the shit that you ought to know.
	You can't, you don't prepare for the day.
	You prepare for your life.
	Yeah.
	So you don't, you never go into the show of like, well, what happened today?
	You have to every day know 100% of what's going on in the world.
	You have to be so on the bullshit.
	You can't get it wrong.
	You don't have a teleprompter on your show besides ads.
	I've seen it.
	Only ads.
	So if you don't have the correct opinion, if you can't correct your guess, like it's like the Ukraine bullshit.
	We've been calling Ukraine out on their bullshit since day one, even on You Are Here Everything.
	We've been calling it out.
	You are here ended.
	The Ukraine war continued, but we don't stop calling out the bullshit.
	You know that too.
	You have to look at yourself three, four months ago and still call that shit out.
	And it's really hard.
	And that's what I'm talking on people.
	It's not a, it's, you have to literally kind of be crazy to agree to do it.
	Look at Tucker Carlson, look at Ben Shapiro, look at Matt Walsh.
	They're kind of fucking nuts like myself.
	They are a little crazy.
	They're older, so a little more sane, but they're still crazy.
	Yeah, I mean, I completely agree.
	Like, you have to be a little bit crazy to be able to be in this in this setting.
	But I would just say, like, I mean, I think you're, you are doing a good job of highlighting other people, right?
	And having this conversation because it needs to be had.
	And like, everyone is here and they want to listen to you, but bring on other people, which you're doing with me.
	You did with Alex Stein.
	You did with, who else have you had on?
	We've just had me, Josiah, Alexey, and you, this is our third stream.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Oh, that's fine.
	That's fine.
	But like, people are dying for another voice who represents them, right?
	It's not the Brian Stelter and the Don Lemon and the Chris Cuomo and all of those people who are sitting there as a talking head and they're stuffy and they don't give a shit what the average American thinks.
	They're just going to say what the elitists think.
	Like they're dying for the person to say what they represent.
	And that's who you have on.
	And I think that that's why this is so successful.
	It's like, I don't take myself too seriously.
	We're talking about farts.
	Yeah.
	We're talking about like, right?
	Like we're talking about farts.
	Talking about like how Latinx, which I would not say, but a Latina's ass looks, right?
	Like, we're talking about all these things and we're joking about it, but at the end of the day, like, we're willing to be the average person who says, like, I don't take myself so seriously.
	I'm just saying, like, this is what the average person is saying and believing, and I'm willing to come out and come to bat for them because they're not able to do it in their position.
	Yeah, we're creating, we're creating an environment where we're showing people that, hey, like, we're relatable to.
	And I think that's why Elijah has created such a good following is because he's embraced this kind of, I'm just that guy from LA.
	I'm an LA conservative.
	And, you know, I'm just figuring shit out as we go.
	And that's where I feel like America's kind of at.
	And this has never happened before in history.
	We've never seen this form of medical tyranny that's happening right now in America.
	So, I mean, we're all just figuring shit out as we go.
	A lot of people are going to try and tell you that they have shit figured out.
	They're going to tell you this is how the cabbage is cut.
	And they're just guessing at this point because we're all just trying to figure shit out.
	We're just showing you, hey, like, we're in this with you too.
	We make mistakes.
	We say things that we shouldn't every once in a while, but we're all human.
	We're all imperfect.
	And we kind of show you that and we put a magnifying glass on it.
	And I think that's why people really love us and can relate to us so much is because they go, hey, that's just a guy who looks at a girl with a fat ass on New York Post who held in her fart with a fucking wheelchair too.
	I've seen that too.
	Or, you know, that type of stuff.
	So.
	Okay, we're going to end with the PayPal questions.
	We have this one.
	American Pooting by Sarah Gonzalez.
	I won't be purchasing, but there's your name.
	What?
	American Pooting?
	Does Sarah want to trade handmade goat milk soaps for some okay, all right, some beauty products?
	I don't know what that means.
	Oh, no.
	I know.
	Let's go back.
	Okay.
	Elijah seems to be fast forwarding.
	No, I didn't know what that meant.
	I don't know what that meant.
	I know.
	I didn't know what that meant.
	All right.
	I don't know.
	AmericanBeauty by Sarah.com.
	All right, we had Brian Roberts.
	Did we already do Jesse Hughes?
	No, we didn't do Jesse Hughes.
	This one says Elijah is a good guy to let his little brother hang out with.
	Jesse Hughes said, hey, Elijah, I love the show.
	I'm a junior at Liberty University and also the chairman at our College Republicans chapter.
	If you're ever in the area, we'd love to have you.
	Dude, literally just email me, ElijahSlightlyOffensive.com.
	I'd love to come out.
	Not if I'm in the area.
	You got to just invite slightly offensive.
	Or JosiahSlightlyoffensive.com.
	We don't live in the area.
	I don't.
	Trust me.
	Okay, we have this one from this one was probably oh yeah, it's probably from the see Hans Weimer.
	Are these people like oh, this will get this centralized soon, but there's no notes.
	These are from the freaking I don't think David Zapata.
	I think he's oh David Zapata.
	I think I know who this is.
	There's no note on some of these.
	I'm literally not literally not the stream of consciousness.
	Well, I'm not reading anything until there's well I don't have an internal monologue.
	We've talked about this on the show before.
	I literally just don't, I don't have an ability to like to like think in my brain.
	I have to only think out loud.
	Is anyone out there like that?
	You don't have a stream of consciousness?
	I don't have a stream of consciousness.
	I just don't have one.
	I simply don't.
	We're ending.
	We have a few more left, so stick on.
	We're not just ending the stream.
	We're just going to read.
	We're going to see who's here.
	We're good.
	And we're going to like read them.
	There's no notes on any of these.
	So I'm assuming these are all the people who came and saw and conquered.
	On the PayPal, I'm just making sure you didn't leave any notes because if you left notes, I'll be fucking pissed.
	And here's Mike Lazar.
	Nope.
	Well, I'm double checking to make sure that these are not people who spent money.
	Nope.
	That's a good idea.
	And one more for Michael Lazar.
	Let's see this.
	Nope.
	It's a it's nope 1039.
	No, we're good, we're good.
	That's all I'm saying.
	Saturday night.
	We go to night.
	Saturday night.
	All right.
	Yeah, I do.
	I'm going to go to church for the second time tomorrow.
	I'll tell you this.
	So as we end the stream, Sarah, people have to go follow you in your chat.
	They have to go to your new channel.
	We've got to drive some subs to Sarah's channel.
	If you're watching this, please go to Sarah's channel in the link.
	Just click it.
	Let's see what's going on.
	If you're watching this post, by the way, you can still send us super chats and stuff.
	And we still love you.
	And you can still support the show.
	These go directly to me, by the way, and the show.
	And they actually go directly to funding the home studio.
	So they actually fund this home studio.
	It cost us $2,000 to fix the air conditioning this week.
	No, but I'm saying, and it's still not that cold in here.
	It's not.
	No, no, we don't.
	You know what I'm saying?
	It's cost a lot just to get the home studio fixed.
	So if you want to donate, it goes directly to the home studio.
	We start calling Super Chats the Home Studio Fund because all money you give goes directly into the home studio and it gets it up to par to be at the closet level.
	And then we can come out of the closet at probably about 15 or 20K.
	We can probably come out of the closet, but 10K, we still need to go on cameras.
	And we can have more guests.
	And Alex Dency will come on whenever.
	Sarah will come on whenever.
	Yeah, of course.
	It's very low, low stakes, just like hanging out.
	And when we get them their computers, which is nice, and they can look up their own dumb shit, that's when it becomes fun because now you can like introduct your own shit into the mix.
	Yeah.
	Sarah, where can people find you and follow you?
	Sarah Gonzalez, TX, that is Sarah with no H because it's just an unnecessary letter.
	Gonzalez with an S at the end.
	TX, because that's where we're living.
	Texas.
	Yep.
	YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, all of the places.
	But please follow me on YouTube because I was, again, so nice to let Blaze take over my life.
	I know.
	I know.
	No one else would ever do it.
	And I did.
	I let them take over my YouTube channel.
	And it is now.
	Go to my page.
	Go to my page.
	Oh, look at this.
	Go to my page.
	Look at this.
	We got.
	Were you at 3k?
	Go to my screen real fast.
	Were you at 3K?
	Wow, I wasn't.
	Let's go.
	Oh, I love you.
	Were you at 2.7 or something?
	Yeah, I was.
	That's so great.
	Thank you.
	Well, like, it's worth it, right?
	300.
	These are new subs.
	And you know, they're cool people because you know it's SOBs.
	You know, you know, like, they can take your dumb shit.
	Like, you know, if you'll smell it.
	And they'll pay $5,500.
	But I meant, that's what's important.
	I've learned now long term about selecting your audience.
	This audience won't leave you.
	They won't forsake you.
	And if you do dumb shit and get canceled, they'll stick with you.
	They're not like people that cancel you.
	SOBs are dope as fuck.
	I love that.
	I love that.
	I love that because that's what I tried to build on the other channel, which is now, of course, the news and why it matters, which you should watch.
	That's fine.
	But also, I did all of these other videos and we're going to eventually upload them onto the new Sarah Gonzalez Unfiltered.
	But it is nice to have people who are loyal and we're with you.
	We're all the same people.
	We are the same people.
	It cuts me while I'm just like, I love it.
	I know.
	You can get merch, by the way, at Blaze at shop.blaze.
	Shop.blaze media.
	Shop.blazemedia.com.
	I do get 50% of the proceeds, which is very nice.
	And the rest of the proceeds go to funding the actual show and paying Josiah's salary.
	So that's kind of nice.
	So they actually 100% go to the show itself.
	50% I get.
	And I put all the money.
	I'm honestly putting it into the home studio.
	Josiah, we're going to be able to find you and follow you.
	By the way, also, Josiah is now taking over the official slightly offensive Twitter.
	And I'm telling you this, he might not answer all your emails and stuff, but when it comes to Twitter, you can send him good stories and things.
	He might not, he won't respond to you, but he'll look at it.
	He'll just go to his DMs and be like, cool story, cool story, cool story.
	And he'll include it in our show in our live streams too.
	He'll start pulling shit from the slightly offense.
	What is it?
	Slightly O-Fans.
	Slightly offense with no E. Pull it up real fast.
	I will find you.
	O-F-F-E-N-S.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I will respond to your emails, but I'm not going to book some random Xi Ji Chang Chong dude from China because you're his publicist who has 2,000 followers on Instagram and he doesn't have his proper English etiquette.
	That is not what I'm going to do.
	But you can find me, J-X-S-I-A-H-M on Instagram.
	Right here, check this out.
	And Twitter, and then also Slightly Offense on Twitter.
	Yeah, that's what you can do.
	Same shit.
	Can you pop up the new banner that I put up?
	Look, it has all of the boys in it.
	That's me with my grandpa whenever I was like eight, preaching from the pulpit.
	There's me and Taylor, me, Mark, and Elijah.
	There's baby Leonardo DiCabrio.
	I don't appreciate that.
	No, I love it, but I'm saying myself anywhere.
	I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that.
	That's the boys.
	I need to take a photo.
	I'm putting it up.
	We'll put it up.
	But here's the point.
	It's actually follow this because now he's look at this.
	Look how many followers he has.
	Look at 17.9K.
	It's pretty good.
	He's at 17.7.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but I'm saying like go follow him and then suggest stuff because if you DM him, DMs are open.
	You can send him stuff.
	I take stuff from my DMs too.
	I don't respond to really anyone, but I can take stuff.
	And so if you want to send shit to him on there, that's a great place.
	And follow also on social media, you can find me and follow me pretty much anywhere it is.
	This is a third live stream next week, unless God forbids.
	We have quarter black Garrett on for movie review.
	And we're doing the documentary.
	We're doing a documentary review.
	And the reason why we want the fourth seat open, we never really want to book anyone, but we want people to tell us if they want to come.
	Like if Sarah's like, hey, I want to come.
	I mean, I kind of do.
	And you just go, I want to come.
	And you just go, I want to come.
	I go, come.
	Now you're in the casting couch.
	Come on air.
	I want to come.
	And you say, come.
	I'm going to come.
	Okay.
	She's not going to come.
	I'm going to come.
	But that's a Trump quote, by the way.
	It's not nasty.
	But I will say this.
	So my point is, I want it to be like, there's just like, hey, you want to come have some Diet Coke?
	You want to have some Coke Zero?
	You want to hang out on a couch and talk shit and look at weird stuff.
	I'm looking for weird stuff.
	So it was Josiah.
	Sent it to us.
	By the way, the Lord of the Memes stuff, you guys sent that to me.
	I didn't know that existed.
	All the memes, you guys made it.
	So about an hour, about one half of the show, you guys created just from your own remarks.
	So I love you.
	So make sure you join t.me slash slightly offensive.
	I'm back on.
	We've restarted it.
	I'm back on.
	Wow.
	And our admins left, whatever, for better or worse.
	And we're back on.
	So check it out.
	Anyway, for slightly offensive, I am Elijah Schaefer, the best, worst show host, something on Blaze TV.
	Anyway, have a great rest of the week.
	And may God bless the United States of America.
	I'm signing out.

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