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WHY? Elites EMBRACE Bug and SEWAGE Diet | Guests: John Doyle, Tayler Hansen & Josiah David | Ep 268

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I'm Nicole Kidman and I am going to eat a four-course meal of bugs.
I am here to reveal my hidden talent eating micro livestock.
Cornworms.
They're still alive.
Extraordinary.
Very moist, chewy.
Can't quite describe the flavor, but need a little water.
Let's try the second cause, shall we?
Just a little side note.
Two billion people in the world eat bugs, and I'm one of them.
Because here we go.
Have some me worms.
I'm telling you, I'd win Survivor.
I hate it so much.
It's like, imagine this.
Like, you're just trying to participate in the world.
You were asked to dance.
You didn't want to dance.
So then the show had to be made into a good show.
And then you get even more mad because you're being the negative Nancy.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcoming back to the show from a very long time on request.
A very sad, a very upset man who refuses to dance.
But you guys, you know, he has your hearts.
John Doyle, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Are you going to cry?
People who are supposed to be my best friends and biggest supporters misunderstand my lack of social capital with being a negative Nancy and I just ruin everything, which is why they don't want to hang out with me.
I'm going to f ⁇ do it.
What didn't even work?
Fails.
That smells good.
That smells like cap guns.
I'm getting yelled at by my neighbors.
Oh, those loud next door names.
That actually hurt, by the way.
You'd be surprised with getting a COC shot in your face from the big COC cannon does.
Do you know who did?
Jorge George got it too.
And he was like, dude, that was crazy.
Yeah, that actually, like, it didn't hurt, but, because obviously I'm a tough guy, but, like, I felt it.
You didn't even feel it.
Also, back in the studio, reporter and journalist Taylor Hanson, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Thank you.
Do you forget about your party pupper?
How could I?
I mean, my this little nice lady right here, lady man thing.
No, that's John Hacker.
That's the Antifa doxer with the bird face.
Oh, that explains.
That's John Hacker.
I mean, looks just like him.
I had a little bit of an incident on the 4th of July.
Not really.
know what you're doing i feel like this is a lot of this is how the show goes Try it one more time.
Oh, nice.
There we go.
And we also have, of course, our resident producer, our child slave labor victim, Josiah Moody, back in the studio.
It's a pleasure.
Always a pleasure.
You let your, oh, yes. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, did you do two?
Was that gay Tupac?
People thought that he's gay Tupac, but he's not gay Tupac.
I was going to say this, though.
You know, we do have a crazy.
He literally is, though.
Like, if you just said gay Tupac and then I saw that guy, I'd be like, oh, so you can't blame the audience for making that association.
This guy has not abandoned the 1990s wigger culture, and it's the weirdest thing.
You know, I texted John whenever I found out that I was going to be on air with him.
I'm like, John, it's such an honor.
Like, you're such a political mentor to me and just from the jump just rips into me.
Let's go.
He ripped into your rap music too when he came in.
I do have a thing about white people listening to rap music.
I'm not big on it, but if you can do whatever you want, I'm just not big on it myself.
Wait, John, haven't you made some rap music?
Oh, well, first of all, Diamond Pickaxe in the Mansion.
Those were simpler days.
I'm not anti-rap music.
I just don't like the way it exists currently.
I feel like people, and in particular, white kids, drive around listening to rap music and they sort of get this like state of like power, maybe a power trip from it.
Like listening to black people talk about, I have so many weapons and I could kill my enemies and little would happen to me because I'm so powerful and I have access to more women than you and I am so rich and white kids are like, yeah, this is me.
And it's like, you know, you listen to older music and it was at least happier.
Maybe it was alluding to things that weren't exactly the most wholesome, the most wholesome, but at least it was like happier in tone.
Whereas modern rap music is quite literally like the seven deadly sins, but said in different ways and that rhyme over a beat that is too perfect because it's been engineered by computers.
And it's just like a very almost hypnotic form of music that I think is very wrong now.
Yeah, and it's politics.
It promotes like animalistic behavior.
Like you always notice the dancing is never classy.
It's like twerking upside down in a bikini at a beach and becoming a Democratic senator for a state.
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You know, I think it's kind of insane as we jump into this that we are now talking about not just like this idea of eat z-bugs.
You know, there was this Klaus Schwab sort of, you know, internet sensation of I'm not going to eat bugs.
I'm not going to live in a pod, but it's coming back full circle.
I've always told people it feels a little more like it's 2017 than 2022.
We're back in wars that we don't belong in.
We're spending money on things that do not help the homeland.
We are talking about racism.
And of course, like we found out today, that the head of the secret service, the director, which we'll talk about, is leaving the government to work at Snapchat.
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So let's jump into this, though, because it is interesting.
Like we mentioned in the beginning, we have a little bit of an identity crisis.
And I find it to be strange, which we're going to find later, is that it's not like Vanity Fair just made some funny video about Nicole Kidman eating bugs.
I mean, there is a full PR campaign going on right now.
And we're not talking, we're not calling them bugs anymore.
We're calling them micro cattle or like micro, what's she calling?
Micro cattle?
Yeah, I think it was, it was micro cattle.
Micro cattle.
She was talking about, that's a worm.
She was talking about like, what was it?
Two billion people worldwide.
Is that what she said?
Two million.
Two million.
I was going to say, that makes a little more sense.
Two million?
Talking about how they eat bugs on a regular basis.
Well, yeah, because they're in underdeveloped and poor countries.
It's the only thing they can eat.
They'll even do it when they have the option to eat actual food, too.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure they choose meal of peeds over a nice juicy steak.
No, I'm not even kidding, dude.
These people, too, they'll literally make in certain parts of the world, which I don't claim to know, but I know that this at least is true, though I would never identify it on a map at risk of inciting some form of prejudice.
Shame.
But it is actually true in some parts of the world, even when they're granted access to what we would regard to be a proper diet.
They will literally just make like mud cookies with sugar and rather like eat those.
Well, that's why they're third world societies.
Well, they know it's because we like colonize them and picked on the elite leaps.
Well, no, but I mean, it's true, you know, like my wife, you know, she's a missionary, a colonizer missionary in East Africa.
You know, God forbid, you know, you go and try to help people build wells and get an education and stuff like that.
You know, the horrible things that white colonizers do that was evil and wicked.
Anyway, she was one of the wicked evil colonizers and she was there.
And she just said, you know, she reminded me every day, you know, Americans, Western people think these people are unhappy.
She's like, they just played with sticks and the dirt and rocks and they were really like, you think that's unhappy because you live in a different type of society with different standards, like cleanliness and hygiene and, you know, like four walls and things like that, like basic things that you think are important.
Not everyone holds your priorities and you got to let them live the way that they want.
And they're happy.
They're genuinely not depressed.
And as long as they have water, which they were building them, which everyone says is evil, then apparently they don't even need that.
So she just said it's the whole problem is that we think they're unhappy and they want to live with technology and civilized society and medicine and all the great things we've invented in the West.
They don't really even want that.
They tear down the schools when they leave.
You know, they tear down the schools and they sell the scraps and they tear down the wells and they don't fix them.
And it's a true thing that happens.
They're called rice Christians.
They only go to school and come around just so you would give them food, but then they don't grow their own.
Kind of based, honestly.
Yeah, no way, white man.
We're just doing all right.
Don't worry about us.
You know, they tore down public restrooms that Western people had built in India because we're like, oh my gosh, they just keep defecating in the street.
They just don't know any better.
If only they had bathrooms.
And so we literally built public restaurants.
They tore them down because literally crapping in the street is regarded to be such a central component of their culture that they viewed it as an attack for us to come in and build up.
It's like, you know, you go get the Sunday paper or something.
It's like you see your neighbor, you both, you know, defecate next to each other in the street.
They consider that to be cheek to cheek.
God said, turn the other cheek.
Well, I mean, what cheeks?
What are you talking about?
Maybe it's a Christian value.
And I have to say this genuinely, guess who's really actually being multicultural and staying true to their word?
Portland, Seattle, San Francisco.
People all over there are pooping in the streets too.
And reminding you, in chaos, they tore down the bathrooms.
So it's like, I mean, think about this.
We are all having a little bit of like a multicultural, universality, globalist education.
And don't you wanna be taken over within like a day by that SoundCloud rapper who became like a warlord, a warlord or somebody.
What was his name?
I don't remember.
He was scary, actually.
Well, I guess we can't really talk crap on, you know, these other cultures that eat bugs and everything.
I mean, because all our water is poison, all our foods, poison, everything that we consume on a daily basis is poison.
So I want to say this.
So, yeah, so like this is the thing.
So we have this article here that's about conditioning us to eat bugs.
I think we can go to Josiah's screen.
He probably has in a second.
He can get that up on the screen.
This is the first time that we're having the producer do the NDI and not me.
So he's controlling the articles.
And if it's not up, then it's fine too.
But I do want to talk about this because we're being conditioned.
And that's the crazy thing.
I was talking to my friend's wife last night at a dinner party and she was saying, yeah, like I was in a position where I've been conditioned to think that just because something's sold in the grocery store, that it's good for you or like that it's healthy.
Like I didn't know they were selling literal rat poison and like wood chips and carcinogens and things that are literally going to kill you inside of the grocery store.
I'm like, you didn't know they were doing that?
Have you ever been to a liquor store?
I'm sorry.
I've never been to a smoke shop.
Okay.
But, you know, some people might say smoking is great.
I don't say so, but some people would.
But this article on conditioning us to eat bugs is quite important because it says, Weeds are the future of food and can be nutritious and tasty if we know which ones to pick, according to Broome.
Just make sure that you don't accidentally pick weeds that are poisonous.
Of course, not all wild plants are safe to consume.
Some are poisonous, Broome admits.
You always should check with a reliable source before eating them.
Many countries also have laws against harvesting some wild plants, like weed.
So the best advice is to check before you pick.
And it's not just weeds, but other items that we currently consider disgusting that will feed us in the future.
There's another article on the official WF website that suggests that humans can be conditioned to eat and even enjoy such things as insects and grubs.
And we'll be all drinking recycled water, which is otherwise known as sewage.
Drinking this toilet water is absolutely going to happen, according to Australian environmental engineer Annis Gandunette.
I don't know what that means.
It already happening.
It's already happening in parts of Australia.
If anything, recycled water is relatively sweet, she said.
Or he said, it's a no-brainer and it's going to happen.
And that's the mindset they have.
It's never like, it's never this democracy.
They always like, you know, democracy dies in darkness.
J6, we've got to prescribe and hold and bring back democracy for everybody.
And then when it comes down to democracy, which is lame in itself, yeah, democracy is stupid because it's just mob rule and it leads to problematic idiots making laws and rules and having a say in things that they don't understand.
But it's like they actually have this sort of authoritarian, like forced way of telling you, not just like a way of government, but it's like, we're going to tell you what you're going to eat and we're going to tell you how you're going to feel about it.
So not only are you guys going to be eating bugs, you're going to enjoy it.
And not only are going to tell you how you're going to feel, but we're going to tell you how you're going to think about it in the past.
You're going to think it was better.
Like you're going to be transitioning.
They're controlling and thinking they can.
Americans are an unruly people.
We're not doing that.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
See, I feel like a good majority of us won't.
But then you still got the NPCs that are running around in America, which is sadly, I feel like a majority of the population.
I mean, these people, in a few years, people are going to be eating bugs.
They're going to be living in pods because most people are just betas that aren't willing to stand up for themselves.
We saw what happened with COVID.
Moreover, think about how stupid and fat and unhealthy, even regardless of like being fat, the average American is now.
And they still eat the same crap.
They eat it whether it's from fast food or they think they're being healthy because now they're shopping for themselves at the grocery store, but they're still ingesting absolute crap.
And then they think that things like cholesterol and red meat, that's what's bad for you.
And I'm being healthy because I'm eating things like kale.
That's a superfood.
Or I'm going to eat tuna because it's in a can and it's a fish and that means it's good for me.
Like literally, just eat what your ancestors ate.
And nobody's ever really ran this experiment until recently when this sort of like a holistic health type of political community merged with like the right wing.
It's so, you know.
But so I'm like shifting my diet completely to red meat and dairy and fruits and water.
I bet you feel a million times better already.
Well, we're under he's on day one.
He's like, unironically, I made that decision.
I did my week's worth of meal prepping.
So we're going to see what happens.
But yeah, like that is like, there's literally no food that is better for you than just red meat.
It is the most nutrient-dense.
That's what makes you strong.
It is proteins.
You know the rules.
If you want to get big, you have to eat things that are bigger than you.
And that's what the bug thing is about.
They want people to be weak so that they can control them.
I mean, Americans are still like relatively strong, relatively high testosterone.
Our men still kind of look like men, maybe not so much now, but at least not as bad as some parts of Asia, these other parts that are just malnourished.
And that's what it's about.
And they'll always describe it as if it's just naturally occurring.
Like it's just grass is growing and the elite class, they're so smart and they know so much better than us.
They're just keeping us updated.
Like, hey, guys, by the way, you're going to have a billion Americans in the next 50 years.
And this is just what's going on.
Or hey, guys, by the way, you're going to have to eat bugs.
And this is just what's going on.
And we're just going to have to make do with it.
It's like, it's not inevitable.
This is completely under their control.
And they're doing it purposefully for two reasons.
One, I think it's practical.
It helps them maintain control.
And two, literally, just to humiliate us.
Like, maybe even disregarding the motive.
If there was an elite class who wanted to humiliate you and they hated you, they probably would have you eating bugs and walking through city streets and drinking.
Homeless people and sewage, drinking your sewage, pee into this straw and drink out of it.
You're going to feel really, hey, I like this four split, by the way, gay Chupac.
This is pretty good.
But what you're saying is, but on top of that, it's the same thing.
Like the trust me, it's only 14 days.
Trust me, a mask.
You know, it's going to work at all.
You need, trust me, you need two masks.
Trust me, you need to get vaccinated.
Then you need to get vaccinated.
Wear a mask.
Then you need to get boosted.
Trust me, now you need to get double boosted.
Trust me, eat weeds, even though some are poisonous.
Trust me, toilet water is sweeter.
Trust me, the bugs are delicious.
And it's like, it's like these late night shows in the media have like embraced this dietary condition.
And I want to point this out.
Like, let's see exactly what happened the other night on the late, late show with James Corden, reminding you, this is the important part, is that this is always coordinated.
It's never an accident, right?
It's never like somebody just makes a video about bugs.
It's like there are very select families and corporations that own all of the media and control what they want to condition to you.
Like television, right?
I mean, you're even talking about this.
It's like talking about giving you a vision for the world.
And it's actually called programming.
Remember that.
It's a very basic idea.
But if you're new to the red pill and you're new to waking up, programming.
They're literally programming you with the information.
Watch, you know, watch, watch James Cardin and watch what they're doing.
And this is what they call comedy, late night comedy.
I can't wait to roll up a water burger and get a worm burger and a sewage water milkshake.
Like this, cricket.
Hardly informed.
That reaction's correct.
Anna, do you want to try it?
You want to try one?
Intolerable.
Oh, we're so quirky.
We're eating bugs.
Yeah.
Oh, she's bold.
She's brave.
She's a woman.
Oh, yeah.
Go, you go, girl.
You go.
Of course, the woman's the one that gives into the bugs first.
That was me on the fourth with your healthy.
Also, look at.
Oh, he likes it.
The gay black man likes the bugs.
Things are gain on that camera.
That's what I want.
Oh, he's drinking a beer, not a boy.
So, you know, also right here, if you have kids, you're always serving them ants on a log with raisins.
Come on.
Really?
These are ants on the log with ants.
These are black ants from China.
And you know, in China.
Oh, that's racist.
That's a delicacy.
They sell them and it's listening.
And if you eat them, it slows the aging process.
Oh, I've heard that one before.
Oh, it makes you more sexual.
It makes you more sexual.
Ant rections.
Oh, my gosh.
That's why they say antsy with ants.
Literally.
You got to switch between us a little bit here or we're going to get a copyright.
Damn.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
That was enough for me.
Yeah, that's all you got to see.
Everybody there was literally fat taking their advice on like, oh, you have deep bugs.
By the way, they're not going to be the ones eating the bugs.
They're going to have access to the delicacies.
They're going to have access to the red meat, to the actual food.
You're going to have to be the one eating the bugs because climate change or whatever.
It's so stupid.
I know, like, but here's the thing.
And this is my point.
I just want to bring this picture up because every time there's a new picture of this woman, can we go to my screen here, GT?
This is, it's like, okay, this is a real picture.
You lost it.
You lost it.
Okay, for the blind viewers.
This is when I say it's better to listen to the show than watch it.
You don't have to see this.
This is a real picture that the mayor of Chicago put up.
This is a real one.
No.
It's so scary.
Like, we live in like a, we live in like a horror movie.
Like, I'm not even trying to be rude.
That's like the scariest shit I've ever seen.
It's like just some crazy gay guys at a pride parade.
And there's just this like Betelgeuse level demon.
Said her name three times.
Please put her back with a blue face.
Like, there's just so much going on.
She's the fourth box.
Oh, that is.
John, let's take it from here.
What do you think?
What do you feel about America?
Do you love this country?
Joseph DeMash said that every country has the government it deserves.
And when I look particularly at a place like Chicago, it does not surprise me that that is their mayor.
I mean, think about it.
They almost don't deserve a better class of statesmen.
I mean, I suppose it goes both ways in terms of which way the river flows.
But even with Joe Biden as our president, like it was almost incorrect to have a guy like Donald Trump in the executive branch of our government because he was a guy who was more or less just a normal old stock American.
Do it that what you will.
But now you have a guy who's like Joe Biden, who's literally being puppeteered by the bureaucracy, the deep state, whatever you want to call it.
And everything has become so incompetent within, what are we, not even two years into this administration that his approval rating is approaching like the lowest in recorded history.
I think it's like 27% or 27%.
Most voted for president.
Remember, Putin is 81%, or he jumped up to 83%.
I do want to remind you guys, their inflation actually just leveled out.
The ruble is the strongest performing currency, I believe, in the world right now.
They're in a trade surplus.
They're in a trade surplus.
They are outpacing Ukraine.
However, I do want to say this.
It's like he has a higher approval rating, Putin does, than any Western leader.
And of course, somebody will clip this out and be like, oh, you're believing their numbers.
That's propaganda.
You are the propagandist.
Do a podcast.
I want to make America great again.
No, but they do.
It is always these ugly fat people that clip stuff out and do stuff.
They're always depressed and they have weird porn addictions and they're strange.
But it's the point.
It's like, and then they say, like, you know, then they get mad at like total Chads for just enjoying life and laughing and enjoying things.
But go to my screen.
Yeah, but they go to my screen and then it's like, this is who they praise, right?
I mean, that is some scary shit.
And it's like, that is really, it's scary that that's that we've chosen that, like, especially a beautiful city like Chicago, which I genuinely is.
It really is a nice city.
I'm not going to lie.
It has so much potential.
And that's what you think is going to lead Chicago out of literally being a crime-infested city.
You have a problem.
She even has the Betelgeuse hair and everything.
Like, every time I see a new picture of her, her hairline is just receding higher and higher.
No, I know it.
But then here's the problem, too.
That looks like a bug.
So it's like, it was literally a bug's life.
And that's the scary part.
But it actually gets progressively worse than this.
Like, absolutely.
Because when you listen to our propagandists, you know, I don't know if you guys know about this.
You know, Sri Lanka collapsed back in June 23rd.
And for some reason, our media is barely pretending to care about it today.
There's videos of them ripping, I mean, elites and policies.
Did you verify it?
I didn't know what that was.
So they were attacking rich people primarily, the upper class.
But did you verify it?
Because I know that's what the report said, but like sometimes you find out that was just like Thailand from 2004 or something.
I mean, I know that the videos are current, what we're saying.
Okay, well, I'm, yeah, I mean, okay, they have a complete collapse, right?
And I go to Washington Post, I type in like, hey, what's the update on the collapse?
And Washington Post says that Sri Lanka collapsed because of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
And then I go, okay, this is interesting.
And I go, so I go deep into the, like, deep down and look into it.
And I go, how did Sri Lanka collapse?
And it was like, due to their oil company going bankrupt in 2019.
And I go, huh, that's really weird.
Cause I don't remember Ukraine being invaded by Putin in 2019.
It's so funny how now everything is Putin's fault.
And I go, you're not a journalist.
You're a propagandist.
Democracy, it does die in darkness, or at least a republic does, because you guys are full of the darkness of the enemy.
You guys are literally demonic people.
Like the people who are, anyone who's against this show is demonic.
Like you're a real, absolutely fact-check.
Real.
They're a devil worker.
They're a worker of darkness.
Why would the CIA report on what the CIA is doing as well?
Yeah.
Also, counterpoint, black trans lives matter.
I know that the British Empire dominated the 19th century, and I know that we dominated the 20th century.
And people think that China is going to dominate the 21st century because they're focused on the fourth industrial revolution and things like that.
But have you considered that Black Trans Lives Matter, Elijah?
Mostly.
Have you considered that?
I can't say that because that guy works for this company.
But the point being, these are things that we need to be considered in a serious country like America.
And people will get mad at me because I like acknowledge that Putin is a genius, calculated political actor or that Xi Jinping is the same thing.
And it's like, wouldn't you rather have that?
Wouldn't you rather have like a Django Fett clone situation?
We could just clone Vladimir Putin and just install him all throughout the country as a sheriff, as a senator, as a governor.
The country would literally be a better place.
We saw it recently.
It would probably be the lesser of two evils for sure.
No, it would literally be the past few days.
I don't know.
I feel like we could do better in America.
Blake Masters.
If we just had Blake Masters, the American CEO.
I'll take Blake Masters.
That's what I'm saying.
I think we could do better than, I feel like Putin is the way he is because Russia was the way it was.
Like, if you saw with the oligarchs and who was in power, I mean, he just, you know, pussed shit around and he took control of the country.
I mean, you watch it.
He televised his own power grab.
It's very, very, it's very, very entertaining.
I don't want that here, though.
I don't want Putin power here because I think that we have a better system in place that we could build something better, but I don't think it's repairable at this point.
Like, I don't think, I think part of the reason why Clarence Thomas and people are doing these these court rulings is because it is unrepairable.
There was never going to be a vote.
There was never going to be anything.
It's just like we have to just use the courts now to undo what the courts did against the Republic.
And then eventually we're going to have to create tension so strong that I'm, this is not even my quote.
You can read Washington Post was saying a civil war is coming soon.
And I used to get in trouble a year ago for saying that.
And then now, like, what, Washington Post says it, so it's true now?
Well, I mean, it's enshrined in the Constitution.
I mean, we're supposed to rebel as people.
I mean, how are we supposed to maintain an orderly government or one that actually serves us?
We need Donald Trump to install order amongst the populace.
We need total dictator Trump.
I seriously, you know, there's no argument against it.
Oh, the Constitution says this.
It's like the Constitution is invalid.
Oh, but it's a piece of paper.
It doesn't matter.
What matters literally is who is enforcing that piece of paper.
Like, look at what the Supreme Court did, for example.
They overturned Roe v. Wade.
You have all these people.
Upheld the Constitution.
Right.
But you have all these people in the streets screaming about how they had their rights taken away.
You have no God-given right to an abortion.
I mean, you have God-given rights as enforced by the Constitution, hypothetically.
Ultimately, if the state wanted to right now, they could take your rights away.
And you could say, but my God-given right, it doesn't matter.
The state ultimately is what's going to enforce your rights.
That's just the nature of politics.
I'm much more concerned about who is in control of the government than I am about minimizing the size of government.
And the reason that this country sucks is because we're run by a anonymous bureaucracy, at least in whether it's in the pre-Soviet Russia or in France or maybe in hypothetical America.
If you had like a dictator or a king or a monarch or whatever, you at least know who's in charge.
That makes something like a revolution possible, right?
We have no idea who's in charge.
You really don't believe it's Joe Biden, but then who do you think?
Is it Kamala?
We are run by this total shadow government.
Nobody knows who's in charge.
So I would actually prefer almost to live in a place like Russia where at least I know who's in charge.
And anything, by the way, that you criticize Russia for, it's even worse than the United States, whether it's political persecution, arresting journalists, you know, anonymous accidents happening, threatening political dissidents.
It's all happening here too, but you think it's not because.
Because the media is not the same.
Well, it's the same thing.
It's because I always say the difference.
Well, like our dishonest media is very interesting, is that we give a very skewed perspective on America and Russia.
But if you read Russian media, Russia gives a skewed perspective on Russia and they lie about their stats, but they're honest about America.
And so a lot of even European central media will tell you things that I don't even know is happening.
So I read a lot of European sources and RT to find out about my country because why?
Because they don't like the United States.
So they're willing to expose what's actually happening.
Yeah, can you blame them?
I mean, we've made Russia to be out the boogeyman.
I mean, ever since the Soviet Union was a thing.
I mean, they've always been the boogeyman for the United States.
They don't want to drag stories.
They're horrible people.
You don't want to put your kid around someone in prosthetics and a strap-on dick on a stage, a green Shrek penis.
You don't want your kid around that.
Russians, what are you, bigots?
What are you?
Are you getting it?
What are you guys trying to serve God or something?
Like, you care about Christ?
Bigots.
Touch on your greatest ally, Russia.
And you know what's funny too?
Our ruling class is so incompetent that they have literally leveraged that now Russia and China are buddy-buddy.
I mean, more so than perhaps earlier.
And Russia is now even cozying up to Iran.
Like you've got top five economies, whether it's India as well, all uniting to create like a multipolar post-American domination or post-Argona.
The only countries we weren't supposed to unite.
We managed to do it.
And it's like, what type of people are really in charge to where you could pull this off?
I don't know that I could pull this off if I tried to.
Like if I just had total control, if I could get all these countries to come together just by how militantly gay the West has become to where everybody else is like, okay, we're going to have to shut this party down.
It's getting a little bit too out of control, even for our standards.
People who poop in the street, people who eat dogs, people who drink themselves to death.
That's marketers.
Even for us.
They eat fungus.
And they trade fungus.
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I do want to say, speaking of this with the Putin thing, what it is interesting, though, did you hear what they're actually planning on doing here?
Like what you said, where they're going, wow, Russia's evil.
Well, guess what they're planning in the West?
I don't know if you've seen the Dutch, how they've, you know, shut down 30% of their farms.
And they make about, so they're the second largest exporter of food, I believe, behind the United States in the world.
I might be in Corrector in the West at least.
And 30% of their farming was shut down to curb nitrogen emissions so that they can fight EU's Brussels climate change goals.
Okay.
And so they're going to starve the world.
I think it's effectively about 6% of the world's food supply was just shut out on top of we already had the 15 to 22% in Ukraine.
So this is very well masterminded.
And I have reasons to believe Putin's been trying to get the grain out of Ukraine, but the West isn't letting him.
Anyways, it's a very, it's a very, they talk about this.
So they're planning on doing this in the West, and we should be aware of this, called carbon labels.
If we can go to Josiah's screen there, this is quite alarming, actually.
This is from Forbes.
So there's a rising demand for another type of food label as people become interestingly concerned about climate change and conscious of how they're contributing to it.
Just Salad recently announced it will display the carbon footprint of every item on its online menu by Climate Week on September 21st this year, making it the first restaurant chain in the US to do so.
It has plans to publish the carbon labels on in-store menus.
People get nutritional data on food packaging to help them manage their health.
So we think it's essential to give people carbon emission data so they can manage the environmental impact of the food they choose to buy, says Sam Blunt, commercial operations director of Quorum Foods.
The slippery slope theory from James Lindsay has on this is that it'll eventually or has potential limit of how much food you can have and can't have based on the carbon limit.
Meaning, you know, you've already ordered a, yeah, James Lindsay, you know, he's saying what this probably means is that you mark down, then the government can track this eventually, especially in smaller EU countries.
It'll be harder to implement in the United States, but somewhere like Switzerland, very a lot easier, like, you know, any one of the Nordic countries where you have, you know, 10 million of your own citizens and 2 million immigrants that you forced in from the East, but that's beside the point, is that it's like, oh, well, you've already bought so much red meat, your carbon level's been at 92, so you can only go up to 98.
And so you have to choose to buy beans and bugs because those are the only way to get protein because you can't buy any more meat and you won't be able to transact.
You think that's too extreme or that's a conspiracy theory.
Remember, after January 6th, they shut down people's bank accounts before they were even prosecuted and they could not bank anymore just because they were standing in a place allegedly before even a court ordered that they were because of political targeting.
So you don't believe that they're going to shut off your ability to buy and purchase the foods that you need to grow?
You don't think that they're political enemies, they're going to keep you from buying proteins and the things that you need?
You don't think they're going to do it to humiliate you so all you can feed your family is millworms and bugs and ants.
It is a ritual.
It is satanic.
It is demonic.
It is meant to divide us.
And it is coming.
It is genuinely, it is genuinely coming.
Oh, how far?
And they say that that's their plan.
I mean, it used to be paper straws was going to save humanity.
And now here we are.
Yeah, I think a lot of the metrics by which you would evaluate evil per capita in a society.
I mean, there's a certain inevitability to it, whether it's, you know, you're always going to have rape and murder and things like that.
But in terms of the unique evil that is being pushed from our elite class at a top-down level, the things that we would say are evil here that we all complain about, whether it's child drag queens or XYZ, the way that they'll point at Russia and China, people who criticize my, maybe not sympathy, but accurate understanding of the way those countries function, they'll say that what's evil about those countries basically boils down to them having the teeth and balls to do more or less what is necessary to stop the types of evil that we complain about.
Well, to maintain their culture.
Well, and we saw this, we saw this last week whenever they were saying, oh, if Putin was a woman, then this wouldn't be an issue.
It's because, yeah, because you're upset that Putin has balls and that he's making moves.
And so you're saying, oh, if Putin was a woman, then he wouldn't have done this because you want women in power because they're not ballsy like that.
It's not.
They literally said that Boris Johnson said it.
And then he resigned this week.
And he resigned and he resigned this week.
Did he actually officially resign?
Yes, he announced he's resigning.
Well, I don't see his entire cabinet too, like his entire cabinet.
25 people.
Yeah, there's something going on.
Someone had an orgy.
Medieval rulers throughout the second century, or not the second century, or the centennial.
What's the word for thousand?
Millennia?
Sure.
From like, you know, maybe 1,000.
We'll find out in the comments.
From like 1,000 to like 1600.
When you had females in positions of power in Europe, they were actually more likely to instigate and declare war and things like that than their male leaders.
So I think what we're seeing now with this whole, oh, there's less war as we have more women in government.
I don't think that's causal.
I think it's because this sort of post-World War II, post-World War II neoliberal consensus, which has been dedicated to basically stripping people of anything that they would want to fight for and go to war for, has coincided with things like feminism, which have gotten women into these positions of power.
So I don't know that it's their more, you know, even-tempered.
Now, believe it or not, I don't think that women are the more even-tempered of the two.
I think it's more so just that the whole world has shifted away from any sort of conflict into this big, you know, global communist thing.
Well, and I want to bring this up.
This is going to be really sad for the blind viewers who are listening because you're not going to be able to read the subtitles.
I'm adding a few things in because this stuff's in real time.
So, like with the food labels and what's going on, right?
This idea of restriction.
Remember that it was last year that Brussels was saying they made up numbers about climate change.
Just make it up.
Remember, climate change is always been that way.
It's a two-level scam.
So, on one end, like green energy is a scam because that's just another trade deal like the North American Free Trade Agreement with China to just funnel money.
Look at how much lithium we have to get to just generate one electric car battery.
Yes, so that was that was a trade deal with China to pump money.
And you don't believe me on that?
You think that we would sacrifice their energy from China?
Well, I think that Biden should be impeached for giving one-third of our emergency oil reserves to China right now.
They've shipped it off, it got leaked.
So, he's been giving our emergency reserves.
This is all part of a plan.
But the reason why people fear the Chads in this room, the reason why the people fear the young men in this country, the reason why the people fear specifically, they always attack the cis-head, you know, white male or whatever.
Why?
Because they have a chance to actually take back their countries.
They have a chance.
You know, you hear all these, they always want to say, Oh, the white guy is a mass shooter, he's this or that.
Well, guess what?
What they're not talking about is the bodega, bro.
They're not talking about the person who's out there who's actually speaking up.
Now, in in uh, this is from last August.
I'm just going to sidetrack here.
The uh Dutch were talking about changing, you know, this in their country.
I believe I'm gonna check double-check my facts here because this is on the cusp.
Yeah, so Dutch MP Gideon van the Dutch people, M-E-I-J-E-R-E-N-I-I don't know.
He pressed the Dutch Prime Minister Mark Root, I'm not Dutch, on his relationship with Klaus Schwab and his book, The Great Reset.
This is last August before they've done this.
And we're going to talk about this to see how quickly your country falls apart.
And this is why he's well, he's his first, it's his, I think, I believe it was his first time, his first term.
He's a young guy, he's a total Chad.
And look at the young people know what the hell is going on.
We know what's going on in our countries.
There is a fighting chance.
Watch this interaction from Rebel News.
Huge shout out to Rebel News for doing what many people won't.
This will blow your mind.
Watch this.
And who don't 9-11?
No one says 9-11 didn't happen.
That's not the conspiracy theory.
That's how they gaslight you, by the way.
That's the first thing he went to, too.
It surprised me that the first question I have to ask Mr. Rutte since I was a Kamerlid is directly answered with a lie.
I have a brief in my hand that dates from 26 November 2020.
And that is a brief from Mr. Rutte to Mr. Klaus Schwab, where he thanks Mr. Schwab for the sending of his book.
And this is a hopeful analysis for a better...
Oh, my gosh.
Could the man can still be able to hide in his grave?
It's not a half year ago, so I don't know how long his memories are active.
But this is probably still somewhere to be found.
And my first question is to answer again, and now to be honest.
The answer is that it's a net brief, where you unfortunately can't read all books from the card to the card, but also send a friendly brief.
Well, then he says that he doesn't have believed against me, but against the heer Klaus Schwab.
But let me then here again the question.
The heer Klaus Schwab pleit in his book for the reset of our world, our national parlementary democracies by a global technocracies.
He pleit there for that there is an end to private residence.
And the heer Rutte is apparently not aware of that.
No, no, no, no.
Hopefully the girl on the back that's laughing is all right.
Oh, the girl on the back is just laughing.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
Hopefully, she doesn't go.
But I meant like, I meant like, reminding you this now, I'm just gonna before you even comment on it, I'm gonna go to another video right here.
That right after this, remember, they are protesting specifically, the farmers are, and they're shooting at unarmed farmers.
I'm gonna remind you this: they're shooting at the unarmed farmers.
So, the Dutch, I believe this is also the Dutch.
Watch this.
They took a lesson out of Antifa and J6.
The people are protesting the shutting down of farms.
And I believe that this is.
I was told that's what this is.
And if I'm wrong, then I'm wrong.
Watch the police instigate the violence.
They're saying that they're violent protests.
That's why they're shooting at them.
Want to see how the government does this?
You want to see what the great reset looks like in action?
Let's go to my screen.
Look at this.
So, like, this, right?
This is around the same time, right?
This is around the same time.
Check this out.
You know, remember this?
Do you remember?
Do you remember when they were doing the no, wait, we'll play it real fast.
Do you remember when they were doing the protest for the for against the lockdowns?
Okay.
This is what they did.
And there's more evidence of this too.
And this is what they're doing right now in the same place.
I believe this is a duck.
This is what they do.
When they want to protest to be illegal, this is for the COVID lockdown protests.
Look at the.
I believe these are, these have to be police coming out and just now just hitting people and just creating violence.
They're very subtle about it coming out of a police fan as well.
Okay, so we have evidence that the police, they're saying this is what the police are doing today.
And we have evidence that they were doing that back during the lockdown protests.
That they do is they take away your food, then you protest and say, We want to eat, we want our food, we even want to help the world.
And then they come and they say, Well, now we're going to shoot at you.
We're going to kill you because you're violent when it's really the police that are storing up.
It was caught on video as far back as 2020, right there.
And we have it today.
There's tons of other videos.
You can go look them up.
There's a whole thread on this of the Dutch, you know, using secret police to instill Brussels orders.
But it's like, isn't that freaking crazy?
It's like, it's not only that you love bugs, that you would consume bugs, that you would think they're better than meat, and that you would enjoy it, and that you would enjoy your sewage water.
But if you happen to just say, maybe I don't really think of it that way, then they're going to try to kill you.
And then if you say, well, I'm not violent.
I just said I don't want to eat bugs.
They're going to instigate violence and then they're going to kill you.
Welcome to the new world order, everybody.
I hope you enjoy it.
Yeah, you're not even going to have your little opportunity to retreat into the woods and live in your cabin with three chickens.
Yeah, it's like, dude, they'll probably like put embargoes on chickens or something.
I don't know if these people are going to figure out, but we've been in such a perpetual state of running away.
Like, you know, at first they took over the cities and the institutions and we're like, well, we're going to have parallel economies.
Well, fine, we'll move to the suburbs.
Now, everybody is like so subconsciously aware that we've lost everything that their solution is, you know, I'm just going to fantasize about living in the woods away from society.
It's like, why are you such a loser, bro?
Stop running away.
Like, this is your country.
You are descended from the side.
I'm going to drive you out into the world.
We founded and perpetuated this country.
The boomers got a little bit too cozy with it.
They fumbled the ball and now we're here.
And so we have to fix it.
And we are here.
And you're not here.
No, we were here.
But that's why I think people, I get so tired of people who speak ill of me for being a right-wing extremist or for being too calloused with the people who want to force you to eat bugs and kill your kids and make you impotent.
It's like, why would you not be a little bit abrasive towards those people, right?
Imagine what the founding fathers would do to those people.
The people that you fantasize above all else, your American heroes.
You're going to tell me that I'm the extremist.
I don't trust anybody who isn't an extremist, honestly.
You know, I'm so.
I will elaborate.
I will feed you, baby boy.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I don't trust.
You know, there's this very popular take where people will say, it's not about left and right.
It's about X, Y.
And it's like, what do you mean?
It's like, this is not, this is not like, you know, some sort of like scrimmage where it's like, it's not about the red team or the blue team.
It's about, you know, playing the game and having fun.
It's like left and right mean things.
These words have meanings.
It dates back to the French Revolution.
It literally means one view of the world and the other view of the world.
It means hierarchy.
It means natural.
What is real?
It means idealism.
It means egalitarianism, equality.
These are two competing ways of viewing the world.
If you are an extremist, it just means that you have kept asking questions.
As you go further and further, you come to different conclusions.
The ratchet ticks one way.
Once you get to a certain point, you don't really go back and realize, oh, maybe that wasn't exactly right, unless you were like groomed into being an extremist, which on the right means that you're going to be going to church, you're going to be working out, you're going to be taking care of yourself.
If you're groomed into being a left-wing extremist, it means you're going to get fat.
You're going to start chopping things off.
That's not so good.
But I am so sick of these moderates who are like, well, hey, you know, both sides can't have to be correct and incorrect about some things.
I'm like smarter than both sides because I understand that politics is so difficult.
I would never be on one side.
I understand.
It's like, bro, shut up.
We don't have time for that.
Okay.
Accept your role.
I can't say that, but just make America great again.
Being an extremist is only acceptable in today's society if the FBI groomed you into being an extremist.
Right.
Because then they knew you.
It seems like it's an election year, guys.
So we have like mass shootings are back on the menu.
And when mass shooters that were on the FBI's radar, and they're getting more heinous and more crazy, you know, killing kids intentionally and these things.
And the government's letting it happen.
You know, I have to remind you, the FBI could prevent these things, but they're too busy prosecuting people for January 6th.
I think we have this story that came out to show you that our country's serious about the head of the director of the Secret Service.
I think it's James Murray.
What's his name?
He actually came out and said that he was going to leave the Secret Service from our government, what he's learned to really impact the world in something that has more control over people than the government itself, which is none other than Snapchat.
Do you have that on your screen?
Yeah, they're coming out.
Bring it up.
Can I add something real quick?
Yeah, go ahead.
I just wanted to add on to that.
By the way, when we say right-wing extremism, there is not an opinion that I hold that would not have been the average opinion of an American man in the 1950s.
In the 1950s, 40s, virtually every period in time until about maybe 30, 40, 50, 60 years ago.
That's when everything started to change.
Everyone's fat and losers now.
And so that's the problem.
They don't understand.
Like, I like what Zubi said.
We was like, dude, you don't like they're fighting against boogeymen, like white supremacy and Nazis and things that just don't exist.
And when in reality, they need to be working on like their BMI.
Their biggest battle is not being a fat, ugly piece of shit.
And you can do it.
You don't have to be.
And they're miserable inside.
You don't have to be addicted to porn.
You don't have to walk around and be angry at the world and upset.
I'm sorry you came from a broken family.
I'm sorry that you're not happy.
I'm sorry that you think that a good night in is hanging out with your cats and watching another rerun of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Like you've got problems.
You would be happy if you just realized you're your own problem and that men, you're your own issue.
And that's why it's like it's a very female projection outward.
It's like change yourself inwardly and you will impact the world outwardly.
That is what a man's duty is.
Exactly.
And that's the thing.
History doesn't maybe repeat exactly, but it does rhyme.
And if you look at communism, whether it's with the Bolsheviks or with the Spanish Civil War or even now, it is literally always just miserable, dysgenic, class-insecure freaks who get angry at normal people having a good time and then they brutally slaughter them.
That is literally what it's all about.
You can't laugh at that.
Now it's illegal and we're going to shoot you for laughing at somebody that we said you shouldn't laugh at.
The ideology, the ideology, the writings, the rationalizations, that is all just window dressing.
That is all just, you know, ad hoc.
Oh, this is why we believe.
It is literally just envy.
And that's why they're against hierarchy because the people on the bottom can't compete.
And so they just want to tear the whole thing down.
People that tear down can't compete.
That's the people that try to tear other people down or shows down or businesses down or anything.
It's like, you know, canceling woke culture.
It's because they literally can't do anything.
So they create something out of tearing things down because they can't add into the system.
They can't create culture.
They have to destroy things.
They are dysgenic and they often look deformed.
That, by the way, is why everybody who criticizes the, excuse me, I'm going to pull rank here.
That, by the way, is why everybody who criticizes me.
Hey, no, I respect it.
Go ahead.
Hey, bro.
I appreciate you.
Did you feel me, little bit?
Hey, hey, hey, Trey, Trey.
Yo, you are.
All right.
Like I was saying and shit.
That's why everybody who criticizes this.
That's why everybody who criticizes this show or the people on it, you'll notice they're all ugly.
They're all less successful.
They all have less money.
They all have less influence.
Any metric by which you would evaluate the hierarchy, they are lesser than.
We're not saying that pejoratively.
I don't believe that this makes us better people or whatever.
I'm simply acknowledging the truth of the situation, which is that they are mad.
And so they're trying to tear down the hierarchy by getting me and my cool friends in trouble for being virtually correct on every issue.
You don't say like Tucker trying to tear people down.
Go ahead.
Yeah, well, I was just going to say, I was just going to say it's really, I think part of it is because they want, they're just maniacal and they want to tear things down.
But also, it's really hard to create something.
It's really hard to build something up.
It's not hard to tear something down.
Like just, I mean, whenever you look at just glass, like with glass, for instance, you just have to, you know, melt sand and then craft.
And that's like how you would create glass.
But then it just takes one rock to just shatter the whole thing.
Like it's, it's really not hard to destroy something.
And it's a, it's a coward's, it's a coward's way of doing stuff.
Hey, what bro said?
Her.
I mean, you know, we're not a serious country.
At one point, we used to actually promote physical fitness, eating healthy, and actually being healthy in our persons.
But now, I mean, we've seen what it turned into is especially with the pro-abortion crowd on the left is they're fat.
I mean, you got fat people trying to dox doil over here, a fat lard that doesn't even know how to eat healthily or take care of his body.
I mean, these are the people that we're supposed to be taking seriously.
But how are we supposed to take you seriously if you can't even take care of your own health?
You're talking about protein.
Sir, I don't, I think you, you only know what carbs are.
No one are you're lecturing about about bugs.
You probably know all about simple sugars and simple carbs because that's because that's an addictive mindset because you love that that blood sugar rush, but you don't understand the building of something.
Even your own muscles, you don't get it.
You're walking around.
I was even telling this to someone who was telling me they needed a diet.
I said, no, you need to lift weights because you got to do a transfer of weight from the gut and the pointy breasts up and down.
Like you got to move from the gut area and you got to use that energy, build up your muscles, build up your legs, build up your pecs.
You know, you even, you can even pump more testosterone.
You get hornier when you work out your legs.
It's like true thing.
Increases testosterone.
Yeah, you have libido, maybe you've been married for a long time.
I think about 20% of our audience is like 35 to 45, which is like after 25, your testosterone goes down and it specifically even goes down more towards 45.
And maybe your sex life isn't as good.
You might not even be married, but you're trying to get back up.
Literally, just go start doing squats.
I'm not joking.
Like it's very simple.
You don't, it just starts.
It opens up your muscle nuclei too to help the rest of your body grow.
If you're hitting chest and arms all the time, they're not going to grow as efficiently as if you're also hitting legs because it pumps more testosterone.
It breaks down more.
And that's why, but that's disciplined because nobody wants to do legs because legs are not the one that things appreciate.
Although girls do notice the legs, I will say that, but most importantly, I mean, that's even with working out.
People are like, well, I just want big arms.
It's like, well, you need to work out your legs to keep your body proportionate, to give you the stability, the framing, and you don't want to look weird.
And that's what's kind of funny about it.
It's like everything that is good, that makes the best part of you ends up being the most difficult and the most hard.
That's the adversity that God said through adversity, right?
We literally fight that we never give up.
Even through seven times, right?
Even through failure, you fall seven times and you get back up.
The only people who hold your past against you is the devil and women.
That's it.
But God, God redeems you and he forgives you.
So the difference.
Go get your testosterone checked.
Everyone that's watching this other than women, I hope you don't have to.
Get your testosterone checked.
Well, they don't need to.
Maybe she respects women more than take some vitamin D too because almost every single person has a severe vitamin D deficiency and they have no idea.
Take some vitamin D, get your testosterone checked.
Even if you're 18 years old, 16 years old, go get a blood panel.
Go do some squats and give your wife some of that vitamin D. That's what they say, right?
What was the quote that Aldo sent me today from some Asian girl?
She said, she said, I'm a hair to make his dick hard, not his life hard.
And then, wait, and then he'll make him a wet, not my eyes.
So it's true.
It's like, you just got it.
You got to pleasure each other.
You got to love each other.
And you got to do.
God said, don't withhold yourself from your partner.
Don't withhold yourself from your spouse.
Literally said that.
And guys, your food is making you not want sex.
It's not just your porn addiction.
It's the food and the lack of exercise.
I'm telling you, when you walk around sluggish and you got a fupa hanging over your penis, you haven't seen, you don't know what gender you are because of 10 years, you haven't been able to see your feet or anything in between.
That's a problem.
And it's not shaming to you in terms of fat shaming.
Like we do it as a joke.
It's like, hey, you don't have to live like this.
That's normal in the world, but God called us to be different from the world.
So in the world, they want you to be sad, depressed, and then they go, well, here's a solution.
You're depressed.
You need SSRIs.
Let me give you some pills.
And it's like, dude, no, you don't need pills.
You don't need to skech your shape-ups.
You just need to shape up.
You need to go out, go play some tennis, do something light, start walking around your block, walk outside for six minutes in the Texas heat.
You'll lose 35 pounds.
It's true.
It's one of the most people need to get sun in the morning, too.
That's so underestimated.
I mean, it activates receptors in your brain and behind your eyes.
It literally awake, I mean, awakens you for the day.
It tells your brain, hey, you know, time to go.
I mean, the first thing I do when I wake up, I try to go out on my porch and just get a few minutes of sun.
And it significantly helps with energy levels.
Yeah, depression is literally not real.
It's just like vitamin D deficiency and magnesium deficiency.
I'm going to do a video on that because I know it's going to be a controversial take, but it is nonetheless true.
So much of what we understand about depression and mental health is a way of understanding like your body and your essence as this purely like biological machine.
There's no acknowledgement of like the immaterial soul and the way that your soul and your body and your mind are all connected.
And so they'll see like a chemical imbalance.
They have no regard for maybe something that happened to you that corroded your soul and has impacted the way your brain is secreting certain chemicals and certain hormones.
So they'll be like, oh, you're just like this.
Here, take this pill.
It's going to make you feel good.
Well, dopamine is so readily available nowadays, too.
Yeah, I mean, scrolling through your TikTok feed, Instagram reels.
I mean, we are overloaded on dopamine every second of the day, it seems like.
And people need to start, I mean, getting away from technology, getting away from the things that are doing this because we do not find what we used to find enjoyable.
And there's a reason for that.
Yeah, why would you go?
Why would you go to the gym and work out whenever you can just take Viagra and stay home and get yourself?
Hey, I will say, though, like, why would you, why would you, why would you go and do something that's hard?
I can just stay on my vices.
I can just stay on my pornography.
And guess what?
If my dick has an issue, I can go get a pill.
If I'm depressed, I can go get a pill.
There's things that I can do and I can just take this easy way out.
And it goes back again to being a coward.
And this is the mindset that these people have.
Right.
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That one snuck up on me.
He just snotted all over the money.
Oh, I got $400.
She's like, why is his mic crackling now?
It's like, just give that one to horse.
Just a snot drying up working.
That was Jorge's mic.
That was timeline's off.
It was a different dimension.
Yeah, it's the ancestral blood memory of being around Mexicans.
I do want to say this, though, just with that being said, is that if you bring that, I mean, you can bring that article back up.
I don't know just like, can you just read the paragraph I just want to bring up about the specifically about the secretary, meaning like it used to be like you would want to end your life as a secret service director, and now you want to be at Snapchat because these companies have control and they condition us.
And what better place to control people?
The CIA is not who controls people.
The CIA controls these companies and these companies are the ones that program and control you.
What does it say?
Yep.
Right here, U.S. Secret Service Director James Murray is stepping down to take up a position with social media company Snapchat, according to a Department of Homeland Security official and a statement released by the agency of Thursday.
I mean, honestly, like him going into Snapchat where Snapchat is a distribution of child where 14, 15 year olds decide to explore sexually and send nudes.
And now we're having U.S. Secret Service Director James Murray deciding to go into that field and run something over there where you send photos 24-7 to your friends and you think those photos go away and they never do and they're put on a hard drive.
And guess what?
Now James Murray is seeing your boobs and you're 12 years old.
So great job.
I mean, great job.
Well, I think what they're doing with Snapchat is going to be the same thing that the CIA did with Microsoft.
I mean, you saw, yeah, and TikTok.
I mean, we saw the WikiLeaks leaks from 2016, I think.
And, you know, all of their recent programs that have been leaked were all, they were obsessed with Microsoft, Microsoft, Microsoft, Microsoft.
And then it moved over to Android because they carry Microsoft applications.
And I mean, they can virtually see anything you do.
And in Snapchat, that's not going to be any different.
I mean, clear your vaults if you've got them.
I know Gen Z is a, I mean, that's kind of when Snapchat exploded, but Gen Z has always been more of a sexual deviancy.
I mean, they've always leaned towards that because of the way they were raised.
It's not good.
I mean, it's terrible, but that's the thing is they're going to have access to literally everything you think.
Oh, you think that because you have a vault on Snapchat, they're not going to be able to get behind it?
No, they're seeing your dick pics right now.
You know what's funny if we go to my...
Can they just tell me if it's nice?
That's all I want to know.
Like the FBI, they've seen each other.
At least shoot me a text.
Tell me a comment.
Comparatively to the other 100 million guys in the country, how does my above average?
Am I doing okay?
Are people lying?
It's two, I mean, two inches, not two inches.
Is it 17 inches?
Two?
I was thinking centimeters.
Yeah.
I thought two centimeters was.
Do you think that's a Elmicron is my micropenis, the normal micropenis, or is the other people's micropenises the same?
See, I recently joined a micropenis community on Reddit.
Best thing I've ever done.
I just made stickers about it.
I mean, and we have one right here.
We have El Micron stickers.
I think it's interesting, though, that our generation is so sexually deprived.
But then we see this right here.
If you go to my screen, replace universal background checks with the question, when is the last time you had sex?
And it shows that virginity with men under the age of 30, zero female sex partners since they turned 18.
It's up to 27% of virgins.
Down from 8% in 2008.
This is the red light.
We're not even having, like, they're not even having sex with girls, and we're seeing the most sexual depravity that we've probably ever seen in our country.
And they're not even having sex.
So that should really tell you about the spirit behind it.
It's crazy.
And this isn't a religious-driven thing either.
You know, men choosing to be abstinent for religious purposes.
Because they're disgusting.
Like, nobody wants to sleep with women nowadays.
They're crazy.
They're on SSRI.
Women are only now crazy.
They're on pro hormones.
They're on everything.
I mean, but they're only getting crazier.
That's the thing.
I don't think it's so much that, honestly.
I think it's more just men are incredibly antisocial.
Well, their testosterone levels are crashing too.
Yeah, I think they get resentful about women because their only experience to like a woman, assuming maybe they grow up with a single mom or whatever, is either the sort of like scorned tyranny of the single mother or maybe they weren't taught how to speak to women.
And so when they're first introduced to women in a sexual capacity, it's not like, you know, kissing a girl behind the football bleachers.
It's like they're watching pornography when they're like 11 years old.
And so they can only view women as maybe not like stable, nurturing mothers or as like companions or whatever.
They can only view women as sex objects.
And then when they're antisocial and weird, they're not granted access to that.
Look at how they get resentful.
Look at how much faster women are developing nowadays than men as well.
Young men.
I mean, you're having women develop.
They used to not have their periods from 10, you know, 13 on average.
And now it's just getting younger and younger and younger.
And yet men are hitting puberty at later stages.
I'm still waiting to go through.
And that's still waiting to go through.
Yeah, I'm like, no, but here's the point.
So, so, so, speaking of this, go to my screen here.
Um, wait, actually, don't go to my screen yet.
What is going on here?
Let me get rid of this.
Okay, go to my screen.
So, um, I, you know, I run, um, this is creepy, but I run, I now run a heck off a fan account.
Um, and it's a fan account for Heckoff Kami where I actually quote the show and his sayings whenever I see him in person.
So, I have to make some quotes.
And I also like to, I'm going to start retweeting things I would think he would like too, which I think are great.
It's not things I like, things he would like.
Now, just to point this out, I did retweet something specifically.
See, and I didn't lie about this.
He's, he says, let's go.
Uh, um, but look at this: one in every 30 kids in the U.S. now has autism, a 50% jump from 2017.
And like, I liked what Steve Dace said, where he just goes, like, nobody's aware alarmed by this.
And people have theories.
Like, I mean, I haven't heard anything from vaccines to which I don't think is necessarily the case to actually leaky gut.
You know, one thing I've been reading about is the idea of like the foods we eat and even the transition that can actually cause like thinning out of the gut and ends up causing like actual brain damage or like developmental issues.
And I mean, okay, all theories aside, I'm sure everyone that's watching this is going to go in the comments.
Let me know your craziest theory in the comments of why autism is increasing.
I'm going to throw it to my guests.
It's your viewers, Elijah.
But like, it's like, it's like, but you see this.
It's like 20.
That's all I was joking.
I was like, why?
I think I wrote, why are all my friends the one out of 30?
But like, I found the one out of 30 everywhere.
But I, but I'm just saying, like, we see this trend where it's like 27% of people.
Thank you for cutting to me.
37% of people are 27% of people are virgins.
But we know it's not because, yeah, they're all because, well, faith is going down.
Religion's going down.
So it's not like everyone's becoming Christian and we have a revival.
And so we're not having sex.
We know there's a lot of factors.
Yeah, the sex, the, I mean, the pornography, the fat, the ugliness.
You see these people like Gen Con and these, these, like, do you just see these men, like 25?
Like, I got my new Funko Pop.
Like, I love, oh, you see Kenobi?
Kenobi is just such a good show.
And you're like, dude, you're 30?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Star Wars shirt.
What is going on?
You're talking about Star Wars lore and you're collecting the little funk pops.
I mean, that is like what they're called?
Funko pops.
Yeah, funk pops.
They're called Funko Pops.
Yeah, Funko Pop.
Something.
I don't know.
But I mean, that is like the epitome of man.
You have a Barbie right now on your.
Hey, but it's a man Barbie, I think.
John, look at the abs on this thing.
You can't tell me this is a woman.
John actually brought a gifted.
You brought me a, I wanted a new disabled Barbie.
You brought this for me.
Someone sent it to you from the show and then you gave it to me.
Yep.
Virtually everything you've just said is correct.
So what is this Barbie?
Tell me about this, our new diversity coalition member.
Well, she is brunette.
She's very pretty.
However, she's a 10, but she's deaf.
Okay, do you know what the name of this one is?
I do not.
Isabella Riley because she's a fool.
Listen.
She doesn't listen.
I like that.
It's Isabella Riley.
Good family-friendly humor.
I like that.
The deaf brunette.
Isabella's orange, though.
This girl's white.
We're going to pay.
Hey, we'll get her orange.
No, we'll get her.
We'll get her orange.
We'll orange a fire.
We'll put some Cheeto dust on her.
Elijah.
This is going to be inappropriate.
Not to be confused with the other Isabella Riley who's been a guest on the show before.
That just happens to be the name.
We forget about her.
Forgot about her too.
Anyway, I don't know.
But I was going to say this.
So, so most importantly, is that that is the case.
Now, I want to get a little bit into the script because Rolo Tomasi, who I find to be very, very, very important and a great part of very, very wise OG reading, he did comment on that chart and just said in the past week, I've seen politicians suggest that we sterilize men with vasectomies.
What is going on here?
We sterilize men with vasectomies at puberty.
Grant legal.
Are they coming in?
What's going on?
You have it the wrong way, Taylor.
What has this show become?
This is your C-minus.
We promised you this C-minus content, right?
What have you become?
I don't know.
Okay, but he says, I've seen politicians suggest vasectomies at puberty.
Grant legal protection to hormone blockers and now disarm the incels.
Meanwhile, porn is bad and no fat will make you strong.
Anyone else seen the pattern here?
Yeah, it's just like, it's just on a crazy world that we're living in today.
It genuinely does strike me as being somewhat odd.
Now, I want to talk a little bit about masculinity and femininity, and I want to get John's opinion because this is the most feminine woman I've ever seen.
Look how pretty she's dressed.
If women walked around dressed like this nowadays, it's over, I'll tell you.
Birth rate would immediately go.
I would have Elon Musk levels of children if women were walking around like that.
I just want to go to my screen here, and I want to call upon the unofficial director of the national, the NSG, the National Suckle Gang.
John, can we go to my screen?
Just put it up.
Yes or no?
I will say I did not expect that from Nancy Pelosi.
Oh, no.
Enhance.
Enhance.
It's like old lady, you know, it's like saggy.
No wonder her husband's over there getting DUIs.
He's saying she's getting the triple D's, getting the DUI.
We're all getting, they're all getting the, especially John.
Oh, man.
Double D, suckle gang.
I said you're getting the D, but I meant the double D. I'm asserting the double D, not just a singular.
No, but no, but I did think that was just weird.
There's something about seeing like in like a 177-year-old's breasts is just off-putting, you know?
And it really is.
And it literally, I mean, it's off-putting.
Do you think she breastfeeds with those?
Currently?
Oh, it was maybe powdered milk.
It wouldn't even be.
She's been giving powder to her hubby in Italy right now, isn't she?
Yeah, with, yeah, with her DUI.
I love how I love like boomers.
Like she's like literally destroying this country and like putting people in prison through her committee.
And they're like, she's in Italy with a DUI husband.
Oh, so he's a legend.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, like he had fun in Anappa.
And it was 0.082%.
I'm not justifying DUIs.
What I'm trying to say is like, the guy was near the limit of one beer, and then he got arrested or whatever.
And it's like, it's not a big deal.
Who cares about that?
They're like, he's got a DUI.
We're losing.
Hey, we're losing.
And that's not how we do it.
You're trying to appeal to our voters, like disaffected white guys in Wisconsin by telling them this guy's a multi-millionaire and he was booze cruising his luxury vehicle and he had models in the car and this is wrong.
It's like, that sounds epic.
We're supposed to hate this guy.
That's like the closest thing we have to like a James Bond.
Paul Pelosi appreciators on the show.
Would you say frankly Pelosi?
Hunter Biden, Logie, like the guy.
Have you seen the new videos that came out?
It sounds like he hate.
Well, no, gotta respect the drip.
I don't know.
I mean, the guy's dad's like putting like young, like six-year-old black guys in jail for 40 years for like even looking at crack.
And he's in like he's like, and he's like, he's like smoking it with firearms and trash cans.
Just like throwing guns.
His dad's like creating no guns.
Sending his dad porn links.
Yeah, so people's children are going to get massacred across the country.
And he's just like walking around, you know, like putting guns in his mouth, smoking crack out of his butt.
And he lost his life.
Having sex with his, you know, his brother's dead wife.
Yeah, I mean, with hookers while he points guns at them with his finger on the chip.
The Bidens are crazy.
They're having fun.
The Biden's having fun.
Hey, you guys.
You got to respect it, though.
Have you guys seen this video of Hunter Biden right here?
This is brand new.
Oh, I think this is the one I was referring to.
Okay, wait a second.
I do love it.
Can we go back?
Yeah, can you walk my screen?
And got to give it to him.
They know how to run crime organizations.
Let's go.
That is, I am, I don't know how much.
Is that supposed to be a troll?
Is that supposed to be an epic?
Now, your doll is also a hell of a killer, is deaf and blind.
Well, take it off.
Take it off.
I can't.
I'm already.
I already have a two-millimeter penis.
I sorry, it's down to one now after that.
It's like, oh, mine went from a two to like a two and a half after that picture.
All right, GT.
If we go to my screen, it's blurred out, but this is our president's son.
Let's spread out spread out on a bathtub, butt naked.
I don't in recording.
Why does he have so many videos of him?
He starts streaming.
Who does this?
Who does this?
He's upset.
He's filming himself doing his drugs.
He's the main character.
We're all accessories to his narrative.
Imagine that's like we're all NPCs and issues.
He's living the best life.
Honestly, this is what this is.
I'm going to throw everything aside here.
He's living the best life.
Like, what do you, what could you get on him?
You know, he's not living the best.
No, what could you get on him?
The guy can do anything he wants in the world.
His dad's the president of the most corrupt regime.
He has hundreds of millions of dollars funneled from Ukraine and from Russia.
He's got the two countries fighting, paying him money.
He walks around.
He has videos of like putting crackpites up his butt.
He's definitely one of the worst people in the world.
The guy's like probably the most invincible person.
Evidence of literally human trafficking in his texts and through its prostitution.
And if you ever make fun of him for it, he's going to have the Secret Service show up at Trust and kill you.
Literally.
Hunter Biden, man.
We're big Biden supporters here.
What a legend.
I mean, ironically, though, I want to say this.
That was all a joke.
But at the same time, that's what I'd like to say about people who hate this show or hate us.
He's like, that's who you're supporting.
All of these people.
You're on the wrong side of history.
Embarrassing.
Europe should be embarrassed with yourself.
Not only are you fat and ugly, but you're also, that's the people you're defending that you think are saving the earth.
Well, you're going after the people like us who are not putting crackpipes on our butt because we're not legends yet.
He doesn't matter.
He's just the president's son.
Yeah, not a big deal.
Not a big deal.
Like, kind of getting back to the Snapchat thing, I wonder if when you get into a certain level, like there's probably some baseline level of power where, say, you're a senator or you're elected president, if immediately after you're sworn in, they like take you into a room and just place like a USB in front of you and they're just like, we have everything.
And maybe it's left to you to decide what that is.
Maybe they have deep fakes.
That's going to be a problem.
But it's like, I really wonder what that is like because it's hard to see.
I've never seen it.
It's a pattern.
I mean, these people literally have blackmail rings.
I mean, that's what the Epsteins did.
That's what all these other families did.
People who work in those rings.
Yeah, it's literally in the industry, too.
I mean, just regular people that aren't engaging in human trafficking or anything.
I mean, everything is about blackmail in politics.
It's about information.
Not the boys, but a lot of friends in politics.
They'll blackmail and openly admit it.
Be like, yeah, I keep tabs on you.
What's interesting, too, is whatever.
You can keep tabs on women, though.
Whatever they have on you would have to be more significant than them trying to blackmail you.
Like, if somebody tried to blackmail me, they're like, I have a video of you saying the N-word in a Call of Duty game lobby.
I'd be like, okay, bass, tweet it.
retweet it on my alt account uh but it's like i'm waiting for my for a sex tape of mine to come out or something Not saying that I created any, but if it does, you just got to quote tweet it and just nice cock.
That's all you got to say.
I mean, never apologize.
You're going to say about your cock that you have a nice cock.
Absolutely.
That's what I'm saying.
You have to wonder what they have on these people to where they wouldn't just be like, yeah, I made this mistake, but they're trying to blackmail me.
That's really the story here.
Or maybe they're threatening their families.
Sometimes I watch.
Someone to Matt Gates.
Matt Gates, like, I did do some misconduct, but this is a blackmail scheme to try to extort me.
And he won.
Yeah.
By the way, when they talk about human trafficking, a lot of that is alluding to what we know is going on in terms of like the child sex calls and things like that.
But when they talk about human trafficking, a lot of times, literally what that is, is like paying for women to fly across state lines.
Like in the Matt Gates case, we all literally know the girl that he was talking about, nice girl, and always human trafficking.
He paid for her flight.
Like she was working with him, and it's like now forever he's going to be known as like, oh, conservatives say the grooming is bad, but here's their guy, and he's a human trafficker.
It's like you really have to get into the weeds with really what they're talking about with human trafficking because they're trying to take something that they think you are against and then paint it in a way that's ultimately going to shoot you in the foot, which we don't like.
That's absolutely true.
And guys, but joking aside, wrapping this up, men have abandoned their post.
And what's going on in the world can simply be brought down to the fact that only men are going to be able to turn this around.
And we, you know, I think right when you want to even made an article about us, they were like, he said that men created the problems and only men can fix them.
Real?
Real, true.
Why do people always like pull out my best stuff?
Because everything you say is so true.
But it's that, you know, the sexual revolution definitely destroyed the families with meaningless sex.
That's just lame and no one wants to get married anymore.
You know, it destroyed men and women because they are working outside of his will and they're walking around and nobody's really getting married anymore.
It's the problem.
We're not having kids.
And it is ironic that even someone like Elon Musk says, oh, well, I really think that the key to the future of America is people getting married and having big families.
Well, his company will literally pay for you to fly to another state to get an abortion out of Austin airport if you happen to work at his headquarters.
Very strange, contradictory world we live in.
That's why you can't trust anyone except for God.
And I want to remind you too, I went back to church for the first time in years.
And, you know, like in years.
We were just at church a couple of weeks ago.
No.
Yeah, we went or a month or like two months.
We left.
We went to Josiah.
We did not go to a study.
We were in worship for like purple hair and bad feet.
I know the whole story.
That's not what happened.
What happened?
I know the whole story.
That's not what happened.
Tell me.
John Walking.
I've walked into the walk into a church building like nine times in the last year.
Going in for a couple minutes and then leaving is not the same thing as going to a full church service and listening to a Bible teaching.
No, I know.
But we still went to church.
But just now.
The bare feet are a little bit original.
You're acting like a woman.
Here we go.
You're acting like a woman.
It's true.
Always got to nag the new guy.
So true.
True.
That's how masculine social circles work.
I know you're not used to this as a woman, but this is typically how it works.
Oh, John.
I'm edit.
All right.
So let me let me do this.
Let me do the explanation in front of the woman where you go, okay, let me clarify.
For the first time in years, I went to a church service and went to a Bible study that I have not done that in a long time.
So let me clarify the exact details where I was at the timing.
Okay.
So at 11:15 a.m., I went to a building and I went to a church service where I then sat through a whole service.
I did not text any of anybody.
I did not get Snapchats from anybody.
I just sat there and I listened and I decided I was going to receive.
And I actually really enjoyed it.
And it's really hard for me to get back into church because it's just been very hard.
So that being said, I've decided to turn a new leaf in my life and just start making better decisions.
And I'm leaving the past behind and all the people that were in it.
And I'm moving on because you have two choices in life.
You either get bitter or you get better.
And while many people in the world get bitter, I'm just choosing to be better, do better, live better, and enjoy life once again.
No matter what happens in the world or in my inner circles or the people around me, it is my choice to do what's right and I'm going to try to do it.
And I want to remind you that every day there's a chance for redemption and for salvation.
And you really can just start over whenever you want.
Don't let people hold you back.
Don't let the bitterness of this world destroy your heart and just continue to seek to do your best in the world.
And if your best isn't that good, ask God because he's perfect and he can help you to do even better than what you're doing.
But your past is behind you.
If you're watching this right now, the future is ahead of you.
So let's make it bright.
Let's enjoy it.
Let's keep, as John would say, exposing the gay lip tard menace.
The global lip tardy.
Oh, well, they are gay, though.
Yes.
But I would say there you go.
And move on.
And I was going to say that with you, you've been on your own spiritual journey as well and have been moving in a direction to where you feel like you have finally seen God.
Amazing.
Well, I was just about to say, in defense of the girl, I'm in the room as, you know, on the last podcast.
Females, by the way.
Females.
Sorry.
I don't want to be disrespectful.
Thank you.
And the defense of the female in the room is I actually recently got Christ-pilled and it was on an SO podcast.
So, how epic is it?
Is it to see that I can't?
You and the female have been doing Bible study.
Yeah, we've been doing Bible study pretty consistently.
And I mean, it's been eye-opening to me having the spirit in my life.
I mean, being able to really feel God.
You know, I find myself just crying out sometimes.
Wait a minute.
Am I the girl?
I hate you guys.
Oh, my God.
I always have to explain the joke to them afterwards.
Yeah, that's how jokes work.
I hate you guys.
My teleproblem went out, but I will say the female room actually put a verse in this script.
So why don't you read it, Romans, the Romans 1:24?
Romans 1:24 through 26, John.
Listen, therefore, God also gave them up to uncleanliness and the lust of their hearts to dishonor their bodies among themselves, who exchanged the truth of God for the lie and worshipped and served the creature rather than the creator who is blessed forever.
Amen.
For this reason, God gave them up to their vile passions, for even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature.
And that's what's happening.
Women have abandoned their post, and they think that they're men, and mothers think that they're fathers, and fathers think that they're mothers, and that's why the family has been destroyed, and why we have weak, weak men and weak women who don't know their roles because the man of God failed and he abandoned his post, and now we're seeing the repercussions from it.
That's such an important point, Josiah.
I really appreciate you reading that scripture.
I noticed that before you read it, you told me to listen.
So I would urge you to revisit 1 Timothy 2, verses 11 through 12.
Oh, here we go.
The women are supposed to listen.
I know the I tell it to my different track.
What's a good like count for slightly offensive?
A good like.
I don't.
Throw a random number out.
Let me just go to my YouTube real quick.
Look at your YouTube.
If we get to whatever specified number of likes that Elijah requests, I'm going to get a slightly offensive tattoo and a heck off commie tattoo.
Let's go.
And then we'll do a live reveal of it.
We'll do a whole vlog of me getting tattoos.
Lives get between like 8,000 to 9,000 likes and the average episode gets between like 5,000 to 8,000.
Game a number.
10,000.
10,000.
10K.
If we get to 10K, I will get a heck off commie tat on my right leg and a slightly offensive tat with a verse on my left leg.
I have a really cool leather tag for your bag that someone made for us and burned it.
And it says slightly autistic, but it's slightly in my logo and autistic in your logo.
It's really good.
That's a good idea.
I've never heard of that.
There was an HOC list.
15,000 and I'll get that tattooed.
Well, I'm going to design the heck off Kami one.
I'm going to get an artist on Fiverr.
It's going to have like Funky Kong on it, like from Donkey Kong.
And Funky Kong is going to be like caving in some Antifa person with his elbow.
And he's going to have a speech bubble that says, keep boogie boarding bro or something like that.
Oh, this is going to be legendary.
You, full design, everything.
It's up to you.
We'll live stream it.
We'll go the whole way.
We should bring the tattoo artist to Elijah's live studio.
That would be just a reminder.
Just a reminder.
This is an audio-only podcast.
If you leave a five-star review, you might get it read at the end of the show.
I think one of the ones you chose, say, Josiah, I'm grateful, but I think we've read it.
We read it last episode, but we'll read it again.
Let's just read again.
Put it on my screen.
I don't think.
So this was on Saturday.
I know, but we done Tuesday.
I think we read it on Tuesday.
Oh, yeah, you might be right.
But it's a nice review.
So it says, I'm offended, Mr. Schaefer and his friends have offended me to the point of thinking for myself, taking personal responsibility for my decisions and cherishing, loving, and defending my God-given freedoms.
Oh, they also made me appreciate my citizenship in the United States of America.
Diabolical.
True.
Do we have one more?
Yes.
Excellent.
From Ember Rain.
Where is this from?
This is from Audible.
Audible.
Yeah.
We're on Audible.
Elijah Schaefer.
Spelled your last name wrong.
Sure.
Is smart.
Is a smart, funny, honest, and very thought-provoking journalist and podcaster.
If you're not afraid of being slightly offended, I highly recommend giving this podcast and his YouTube channel a listen.
And yes, we're going to start going to the other platforms to pull podcast reviews.
Taylor, where can people find you and follow you?
Taylor USA on Twitter.
It's T-A-Y-L-E-R.
And then USA Taylor on Instagram.
I'm starting a new podcast called The Fed Post.
Let's go.
Big reveal.
We're going to be talking the Fed's discretions.
I think you figured out this show by now.
Like, the fact you ended it with confetti on your face is a COC.
C-OC on my face.
You got to.
Yep.
Anyway, John, where can people find you and follow you?
You can find me on youtube.com, slash John Dole, where I regularly and consistently post content, some of the best right-wing content on youtube.com.
That's what many are saying and many you say this through the grapevine.
I've even heard that there's going to be content coming soon, believe it or not?
Just like our merch.
Basically, before you give them shit, i've been talking about our new merch since november of 2021 and it's still coming.
It is, it's the plan right, it's always part of the plan, the content, the merch, the friendships, the love, the life.
Salvation is coming.
God promised you salvation.
Is it?
Is it here?
Yet it's here today.
But do you have eternal life?
Yes, you do.
But are you in heaven?
No, but it's coming.
So what are you going to start doubting god in heaven?
No, don't doubt.
Don't doubt God or his people.
Go out there and trust the plan and watch it.
And, by the way, and if you don't see it, it's because the algorithms and fat demons hit it.
I hate you.
This is also correct.
Uh Josiah, you can plug yourself.
I'll let you plug yourself here.
Thank you, i'm honored.
Yeah, plug yourself.
I'm the producer for Slightly Offensive.
You catch me on on uh instagram, j x s I a h, m and then on twitter uh, same thing.
And you just, I don't know.
Just go go to the links in this in the description to get all my stuff.
Anyway uh, thank you so much again for watching.
Sign up at Blazetvy.com.
Slash Elijah to become an official sob.
I know about the telegram chat.
I've gotten your emails.
It is.
Is it ever in control?
I don't know.
I got i'm thinking about shutting it down.
I'm thinking about shutting down Telegram and moving to a paid discord server.
I'm honestly thinking about that just because like, I can't, I can't manage this and it's just so much drama.
Why is there so much drama on telegram?
I don't know, but go to t.me slash slightly offensive.
Check it out for the craziness.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, the host of slightly Offensive, the best, worst show on blaze tv.
Don't forget to catch our live stream tomorrow night with Sarah Gonzalez, which is a bunch of crap.
And thank you to John.
And this is.
I guess we're ending it in a way.
Baby, Baby.
Baby.
Oh, bye bye.
Bye-bye.
Baby.
She's deaf.
She can't speak.
No, she can't speak properly.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
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