June 20, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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ASSAULTED! Dan Crenshaw's Goons ATTACKED Alex Stein | Guests: Alex Stein & Kezia Schaffer | Ep 263
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You're a globalist rhino.
To continue.
You know, the more I think about it, it takes a lot of gall for iPatch McCain to attack moms who are worried about baby formula as, quote, pro-Russia.
I mean, that's probably, that's one of the most outrageous things I think I've ever heard.
Let's go.
Wow, we just cut off that quickly.
On that note, I Patch McCain was confronted recently by none other than Blaze TV contributor, comedian, and serious new political activist, hot on the scene.
Alex Stein, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
We are happy to have you here.
Elijah, it's always a pleasure.
You know, it's a little hot in the studio, so if you see us sweating, that's because we, you know, we lay it all out on the digital field.
You know what I mean, Elijah?
We're dedicated to creating the content.
We do it in 100-degree heat with no AC.
So that's how we roll things.
We're just, we're getting prepared for the collapse of society because we're like, air conditioning is, it was a luxury.
Then it became a commodity, and now it's going to be a luxury again.
And so we're just, we're getting the head start.
We're actually preppers.
This is not about sweating because we don't have the budget to run the air right now in a literal 94.7 degree broom closet.
This is because we wanted this.
Well, you know, it's funny you say that because I always think about like past societies.
How did they operate without air conditioning?
I mean, we're so babied now.
Could you imagine living like in the 1800s and you know, the early 1900s with no AC whatsoever?
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your roles.
I'm getting dark.
I'm living our role.
Oh, it's impossible.
It is impossible.
It is impossible.
And also, we have back on Slightly Offensive, the lovely, the beautiful.
We'll just call her my wife.
Let's do a little bit of the confetti of color.
This is the first blast.
It's been a while since I've had some COC in my face.
So it's good to be back.
Yeah, a little bit of it too.
I love that you're here.
And obviously, you saw that clip for the first time.
Yeah.
Our family are not big supporters of iPatch McCain.
We don't really like Dan Crenshaw very much.
You don't know why, right?
But you know we don't like him.
Yeah, I think maybe it's not being able to look him.
No, I'm just eye.
That's what everybody says.
He's like, we don't see eye to eye right now.
Yeah, something, I always feel like he's diverting his eyes.
Can't look me straight in the face.
Oh, now I feel like I'm such a bitch.
It's okay.
That's sometimes.
Don't worry.
That's not just now.
That's that we have all big problems ahead of us.
If you guys don't know about this, you know, down at the GOP convention, we'll find out maybe not exactly there.
Our good friend, Representative Dan Crenshaw, was confronted by Alex Stein.
Not just him, but also Ted Cruz and a lot of other crazy stuff that we're going to be talking about.
Now, of course, like any politician, you would think if they had a spine, right, you have an eye, at least have a backbone to go along with it, that perhaps you might just take it lightly, or you might just admit the fact that you're a sellout to the globalist regime.
And perhaps Alex Stein was right, but we're going to see the attacks are coming.
And that's why this episode is out early.
On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have the confetti of color, HD, 8K graphics.
They're absolutely crazy.
And we're now in 40.
Can you go to the widecam?
I don't know if you can get there.
Yes, right here.
No, we have, look at it.
We have, you know about this?
We have 4D grand.
Oh, wow.
Already on, Wayne.
Now we really have a problem.
You're a joker.
You're a trickster.
You lied to us.
Did you know he was lying that?
I had no idea.
No, no.
Do you ever explode on the keyboard?
And you have to get it off before you can keep the show going.
You got to, you know, got the tissue here just because it's 94 degrees.
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Okay, so we've got to jump into this.
So obviously we saw in the beginning that this is a huge catastrophe, Alex, because you went out and you did what you do.
I mean, you go to, I saw you in the, was that Compton City Council meeting?
Yes, I was in Compton.
I was in Culver City.
The Compton one was especially a big deal because, you know, Jason Whitlock, you know, represented.
I'm saying that was really beloved by the black community.
So I was.
And you went to Compton said that you were a rapper, proceeded to rap for about two minutes in front of a bunch of black people who were like, my lord.
Like, I watched their faces.
You're like, oh boy, this boy needs help.
You've got some balls.
Like, that was, I don't, Compton's not a great place.
No, it's not even balls.
I just think I'm mildly autistic.
So when I go there, and I'll be honest, actually, you know, on a serious note, when I walked in there, people were a little combative at first, Elijah.
They're like, oh, who is this guy?
Are you from the press?
And I'm like, not really, kinda, not really.
Because I'm not, but, you know, I am a Blaze TV contributor.
But that's neither here nor there.
I didn't get into the semantics of while I was there.
But then I started to make friends.
And one of the guys that was there is a guy named Ronald Colquitt.
He's like, man, I like you, man.
You got those cool shoes.
And I was like, he's like, who are you?
I was like, well, just Google me.
I go to town halls, you know, because I was there like 30 minutes earlier, right?
He's like, well, you need to Google me.
And this is an ex-LAPD officer that killed two people in the line of duty that he was shot.
So you are right.
Like this guy, that was nice.
The first person I met talking about a stereotype was literally a guy.
He was an ex-LAPD officer that murdered somebody in 1990.
Some would say black people commit a lot of the violence in this country.
I would.
That's fault.
Because I wouldn't.
I wouldn't because I'm not racist.
But some people would.
I don't see people commit violence.
Well, the FBI crime stats might say that they do, but that's just statistics.
That's for homosexuals.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's monkeypox I don't follow statistics.
Well, if you can go to my screen here, Brian, we've got a remote producer today.
Alex Stein made a great tweet as we're going to kick off the series of events today.
Full screen here.
Alex Stein, 99, prime time, always on his grind, said, What a beautiful weekend.
Joe Biden gets publicly embarrassed for not having the ability to ride a bike anymore.
I like the anymore.
It's so petty anymore.
He once could, but he can't now.
And Dan Crenshaw, Texas, gets exposed for being a lying globalist.
I would say, Kez, that we're off to a pretty good start.
I mean, when I showed you the video, which we're going to look at, we're not going to focus a lot on this, but we're going to have to start this weekend off by looking back at the memories and seeing Joe Biden just falling off his bicycle while he was still, too, which I understand you could crash, you could lose control down a hill.
While he was just standing, he ate complete crap.
It was really a funny video, but even better was Jill.
You showed me that picture with her helmet.
Just Jill.
Just Jill's moment.
It's like, oh, girl, we feel ya.
We feel ya.
It's true.
It's true.
It's so true.
And listen to this.
So we have that there.
If you guys didn't see this, you probably weren't on the internet.
But it did kick off a very good weekend.
This was Joe Biden, the president of the United States, most popular in history.
81 million votes.
Maybe there's 810 million votes.
I don't even know, but we probably undercounted it.
Go ahead and check it out.
It's not nice to laugh at old men falling over.
Like, that's actually really sad.
But it's funny because he's the president.
He's like falling up the stairs.
Well, I just want to make my point too.
There's a video, and he was on the James Cordon show.
I don't know if you saw that video of Bill Clinton on James Corden's show, but regardless.
So Bill Clinton's only 75.
I can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm defending Joe Biden and saying that Joe Biden, he fell off that bike.
It's hilarious.
I still think he actually looks better than Bill Clinton, if you see the clip that I'm talking about.
But my point being is him falling off that bike is kind of like the meme where they stick the stick in the front tire.
And it's like, you know, they blame, you know, whatever you can blame in the meme.
You can always fill it in.
But that's basically just a meme for what America is doing.
We're shooting ourselves in the foot.
Like this guy, Joe Biden, he's trying to run around, trying to look like he's still competent, and he can't even really park a bike.
So that's where we're at.
I mean, can we just say, so what was so disappointing about this was there was a great opportunity to just make a joke.
Like, you know, oh, yeah, Joe Biden falling head over heels for his fans, right?
You know, like he'll, he'll literally, he'll literally go to any level, even the lowest of low, to serve this country or something like that, which is at least we could get some satisfaction in this whatever hellhole we're experiencing right now.
Like this dimensional, we are in the upside down.
I mean, we don't need more stranger things.
We're living in it.
There's no reason.
I mean, I'm in a room right now.
I'm overheating.
I want to die, actually.
And so, yeah, I know.
I'm like, I feel horrible, but we had to make this.
And when you look at this, so they started memeing things like, oh, yeah, well, you know, I love serving a president who's able to get back on his feet after he falls on a bike.
And I'm like, I prefer presidents who don't fall standing up.
Like, that's just a, that should be a requirement.
Like, like, line A, clause one.
You can't be the kind of guy that falls standing up or you fall upstairs.
That should have been a red flag.
I mean, I'm not a prophetic guy, but we should have seen this coming.
Well, did you see him running to the helicopter recently, too?
I think it was a couple days ago.
Yeah.
So he's trying to show that he still has some athletic prowess to make up for his.
He's trying to, you know, he's trying to make up for his mental disabilities by trying to show some sort of athletic prowess.
But he's not even an athlete anymore.
But I keep on saying, but he's out there.
He's riding his bike.
Jill's riding his bike.
Like, if he's doing anything, I kind of respect that.
I mean, it's sad that he's falling up the stairs.
It's sad that he's failing at these things.
And I'm happy that he's giving it the old college try.
I actually respect him for that.
I'm not trying to make fun of him for falling down.
Like, don't make fun of somebody while they're down.
But it is important to see, though, that's our president, and he doesn't know how to ride a bicycle.
So it's like no bikes, bicycle, no presidency.
And when someone makes a tweet like this, like Benny Johnson just made this tweet.
If you check this out on my screen, we can go to it here for a second.
It's just like, this is Joe Biden collapsed onto the ground after trying to ride a bike.
And I just, you know, that's not even a rude statement.
That's a factual statement.
That is a borderline.
We're not here to, we're never trying to be rude to people.
We're about political correctness.
We're about kindness.
This show is about treating people fairly, equally, right?
We just celebrated Juneteenth, you know, and I and I thought Juneteenth, what a great holiday because for people that are fatherless on a day to celebrate fathers, at least now they have something to celebrate.
It's true.
Don't bring the dads home.
Create a holiday to make up for the one that already existed.
I love Juneteenth.
It's one of my favorite holidays.
I'm going to go to a barbecue.
I'm going to party.
But did you also see the Atlantic article how they said that him falling off the bike was a good thing, Elijah?
Was it now?
Yeah, that's what they said.
They're trying to say that this is a good thing.
You know, it kind of shows that his, you know, resiliency as a president.
Even I swear that's how they talked about it.
Like in bad times, Joe Biden always gets up.
So the media will spin it, and we're going to get into it later about how they can just literally spin a bad thing and try to, you know, make it a good thing.
But that's what the media does.
They're professional spinsters.
Yeah.
So let's jump into this.
So obviously, people asked me, you know, why I wasn't at the GOP convention.
My actual response to a reporter was because I'm not gay.
So I don't know what your excuse was.
I am gay.
That's why I'm there.
Well, we're going to find out.
You do get pussy.
You get a lot of it, but it's not always the kind of people think.
But I will say this.
So obviously this interaction, we're going to break it down.
We're going to look at it.
We're going to talk about how serious this is because Dan Crenshaw's trying to pull some dumb crap, as he always is.
But Alex Brusowitz, good patriot here, somebody who fights for this country, brought up the Mediate article that occurred right after this event happened.
The mainstream media, you always know who's bad when Mediite comes to their defense.
Right-wing watch that one guy, what's his name?
We keep forgetting.
The fat one we keep talking about, the one with the Fupa that's Frank Lutz.
No, the other guy.
He's the one that keeps Nick Martin.
Oh, yeah.
I blog Nick Martin.
Oh, no, no.
He watches everyone.
We always dedicate something to him.
He always does.
He's got a fat hanging over the pussy.
Yeah, he's blocked.
Yeah, it's sad.
But these guys, you know, right?
These are like, these are like the scum of the earth kind of people, like the shittiest human beings.
But they'll say that about us because they actually are the scum of the earth that go and report.
I've never reported anybody.
I've never spent my time.
Oh my God, I disagree with them.
I'm going to report.
Those are the type of people that literally spend their free time trying to de-platform people.
So that makes you as big of a scumbag as possible.
It's like the kind of guy who pays a hooker to poop on his chest.
Yes, I mean, or something weird.
I mean, they have some sort of weird fetish, and I don't know.
I mean, it's just, it's just like they have a fetish to take people down because their lives are so bad, it's all projection.
You know, it's like they will.
He's morbidly obese.
He's got problems.
Well, we were just talking about this before the show.
My favorite show is my 600-pound life.
So I would actually like him more if he was 600 pounds, to be honest.
That's just how I am.
I just like roll him down a hill.
You know what I mean?
I would just like a fat little blob.
You gave him Domino's pizza, all you can eat Domino's pizzas.
When I had a clogged artery, they didn't say they had a clogged artery.
They said you had a Nick Martin.
Literally just collect a blob of cholesterol stuck in your heart.
No, but I do want to go to this.
Mediate comes to his defense.
This is already questionable.
And it is crazy.
They're like breaking.
This is how we turn it.
Breaking Dan Crenshaw and staff physically assaulted by right-wing attackers shouting iPatch McCain, which is legendary.
Immediately, Mediite comes to Dan Crenshaw's defense when we're going to do a breakdown and show how you were assaulted.
And we know who assaulted you.
Right here, Brushowitz said that, you know, he had his gremlin-looking special employee, M.Y. Wiltshire, push Alex Stein out of the way for calling Dan iPatch.
We can actually go to this right here.
So this is the one, the person who apparently put their hands on you specifically.
This is Matt Wiltshire, Houston Politico.
And if we go down, they run like bot farms for he runs all kinds of bot farms.
That's all you hear about this guy, Matt Wiltshire, is that he just runs these bot farms.
He's basically an online troll.
Like, I'm an in-person troll, but that shows you he's different.
He's an online troll, so he's a coward.
I'm a real person.
You know, I actually will go confront these people live in person, but these people try to hide behind the keyboard, just typical, you know, beta mentality.
No, it's true.
And this is why it's important.
This is why we had to do this episode because these guys are absolute losers.
And I'm going to go to this in a second here.
Is that the mainstream media is already coming after you?
Now, I know you posted this image publicly.
You know, they messaged you.
So check this out.
This is what they do.
Sarah Smart DM'd you and said, Hi, Alex.
Sarah with CNN here.
If you can go to my screen, Brian, says, saw you posted a video on your YouTube with Dan Crenshaw, and you said, Yes, hello.
Hi, Sarah.
Well, I just know that she's just trying to entrap me or some lie.
I mean, all the way.
This is the worst part of the whole entire thing, Elijah.
And this is what I'm actually happy about: people need to realize, but people are probably too soft-brained to realize this.
The fact that the liberal media is coming out so hardcore in support of Dan Crenshaw, people like Jake Tapper are celebrating him.
Adam Kinzinger is talking about how the GOP is not doing enough to protect him.
Yet, when somebody went by Brett Kavanaugh's house to actually murder him, they don't even cover that.
He got criminally charged with trying to assassinate a sitting justice.
You literally have pregnancy care clinics being bombed.
You have places calling to bomb Republican centers.
And we're talking about, oh, Dan Crenshaw got called out for being a piece of shit, which he is.
Yeah, and being called iPatch McCain.
They're like, oh my God, don't go after a war veteran.
Yeah, right.
These people could care less.
They're just trying to spin this story to protect their guy because they know it's the same strategy they're using now where they're getting, you know, liberal people to vote in primaries to primary, you know, people that are what we call rhinos, Republican in name only.
And that's the other thing is this is what is the biggest deal in the whole entire thing to Elijah is they don't know what to call me.
They're like, oh, he's far right.
He's far right.
Because they're so confusing a person that's conservative calling out other conservatives because the left would never do that because the left is all about identity politics.
They're ride or die.
No matter how bad and embarrassing their candidate might be, they stick with them.
I'm different than that.
I don't believe in identity politics.
If I see somebody doing something wrong, I think we should call them out more because it's like, you know, it's different if some random stranger screws me over or whatever.
But if somebody that's considered my friend screws me over, it hurts a lot more.
You know, it's a lot, you know, that's a lot more personal.
So that's why I think the rhinos that pretend to be on our side and then sell us out to Ukraine.
I mean, you look at Dan Crenshaw and I went after Ted Cruz.
Listen, they will give $40 billion to the Ukraine in two seconds.
And yet, for us to get $600 stimuluses, it took them months.
For, you know, you talk about the drugs and sex trafficking at the border.
They're not even addressing it.
They're not even making Kamla Harris go to the border.
They're literally doing nothing for our border between Texas and Mexico.
And every single one of them, including himself, Dan Crenshaw, is flying to the Ukraine for likes, for clicks, in order to capitulate to the left, to all the people with the Ukraine flag in their bio.
So this guy does not care about America.
As a matter of fact, all he cares about is his World Economic Forum buddies and his political action committee money fundraisers that give him money to make decisions that sell you and me out.
I know.
And what even is better?
Ukraine flag and bio or pronouns?
Ooh, that is really tough.
I think pronouns will always win because that's a lot closer to Americans' people's heart.
You think so?
I don't know.
I think we can win the war in Ukraine with enough pronouns.
Pronouns and swastikas, right?
Because they like they love the Nazi shit over there.
Oh, they love that.
And, you know, you see all those images.
And for me, though, my favorite thing is when they're the, you know, we're in Pride Month, the best month of the year, which should be more months.
We get Juneteenth and Pride in the same month.
Like, what a year.
And you know what I said?
Can we make Juneteenth gay?
That's my new thing.
We have to get queer.
We have to get queer and trans.
Juneteenth needs to be about trans people.
Well, it's just, it just crushes me, though, in the Pride Parade.
Literally, there's like hundreds of Ukrainian flags.
They love the Ukraine flag.
Yet gay marriage is illegal in the Ukraine.
And on top of that, I've heard multiple right-wing pundits talking about how when they went to the Ukraine, in America, there was a Ukrainian flag on people's doorsteps in everybody's bio.
And when they went to the Ukraine, they didn't see one American flag.
How dare they?
American flags.
They're not flying foreign nations flags in other nations for the other nation.
And you know what's crazy too?
I remember Olav and Gustav, my two friends in Ukraine, were very supportive of the West during the lockdowns, Australia.
And they really came to our support.
Ukraine was, but they were all flying Australian flags and American flags.
They're changing their house.
Let them out of their house with American flags over their Facebook channel.
Just let the gay people contract monkeypox in a gay club.
You know what I mean?
Like, they were crying out.
And even to this day, I mean, the fact that they love pride so much.
You know, I got to say this.
I'm really glad that we're sending money to Ukraine because I think, what is America without trans kids, without obesity, without corruption?
And how many.
Yeah.
That's a really big American holiday.
It's huge.
It's huge.
And I sell it in freedom, but it's bigger than everything.
And it's homosexual.
Homosexuality.
And like, they're going to say, oh, well, you know, you're a white supremacist because you're making fun of Juneteenth, but it's just not the accurate time of when slavery ended.
So that's.
But we're not even allowed to celebrate it.
You're not allowed to acknowledge it.
We can't celebrate it.
I said, if you're a white person or if you have in any way, shape, or form added to the oppression and discrimination of POC people or black people, which is like all of us.
We're all going to be in that because of our heritage.
This is not about us, actually.
And we're not actually allowed to celebrate it.
However, if we don't bring it up or mention it, then we're racist.
So we've got to sort of find out how to do it.
That's my favorite nickname.
Yeah, but that's how they do it.
I love it when people call me.
It turns me on.
I get erections.
That's what's so crazy about it.
Like when people like those little like Jared Holt stuff, when they write things about you, I get boners and they turn me on.
I'm aroused by Jared Holt's slander.
Yeah, you know, I don't even really been reading the hate stuff.
I don't read it either.
It's like, you know, they're going after Isabelle O'Reilly now a lot.
Oh, I see that.
That's good.
Keep going after her.
We like that.
Like, I will keep, as long as they keep going after her and like hate watching her and like hate masturbating to her while they write their articles, like Jeffrey Toobin style, right?
I'm okay with that.
I just wish, I hope that they can get their health in shape so they can find it before they tried to touch it.
Well, I want to make this point too because you bring up Toobin.
But did you see how Dave Weigel got, you know, for the Washington Post, got suspended for a month for retweeting a tweet that said, all women are bi, either polar or sexual.
And he got suspended for a month because other, you know, writers were talking about, oh, this is so terrible.
And, you know, they didn't think it was a funny joke.
All these Washington Post people.
Oh, give me a beret.
Of course.
And it's hilarious.
They can't take a joke.
And so he gets suspended for a month.
Jeffrey Toobin literally masturbates on a work call and gets the same punishment from CNN.
So it just shows you it's like a mean tweet is equal to these leftists is jerking it on a Zoom call.
Which is really like, yeah, no, and so now I'm going to ask the police execs who are always on my butt about my tweets.
What would you rather have me be doing?
You know, I understand I'm a little unhinged on Twitter.
I'm a little unhinged in general.
It is an unhinged period of time, actually.
So I don't take that back.
Well, it's impossible to be hinged.
If you're hinged right now, how could you have your hinges in?
That's a dating app.
I don't want to date on an app.
I'm married.
I want to be unhinged.
I agree.
Get me off that shit.
I want to be untenderized, untinderized.
I want to go out there medium rare, not with my pink out in public, but I want to be like pink meat.
I just want to be tender and I want to be juicy and I want to be loving and I want to be full of butter and I want to be devoured whenever now we have a little chemistry in here.
Yeah, no, real talk.
Okay, so what we do got to talk about this the idea of these people.
So I love when they asked to borrow the video.
Now we know they're doing this because they're planning on slandering you.
I do guys want to remember you got, remind you guys, CNN went so low during the January 6th investigation that they called old secret Terry's like 80-year-old retired secretaries from my church, my old church that I haven't attended in years.
I didn't attend there in years to try to get information about me.
Like they go very, very, very low.
They called like one of my old friends that I had from like high school.
He's like, hey, I got a call from a CNN reporter looking for dirt on you.
And I was like, hey, why don't I would tell you to tell him to fuck him, but he would like it.
So don't do it.
Just don't even talk to these people.
They're scum.
I had a similar situation.
So D Magazine wrote a hit piece about me and they saw some girlfriends that I dated on Instagram.
Obviously, they went through my Instagram and reached out to them.
I mean, girls I dated four or five years ago.
Luckily, the ones that I kept on my Instagram, I'm still friends with.
The ones that I'm not, I deleted.
But you know what I mean?
Like a vacation from like five years ago.
I was like at a wedding and they reached out to my girlfriends.
I'm like, or ex-girlfriends, you know what I mean?
I'm like, okay, this is, this is just how scummy these people are because they're looking for dirt because they're journalists trying to get clicks.
They're turtlists.
They're turtlist.
And I actually have a turtle.
I am a turtleist personally.
But yeah, I love it.
His name's Jaylena.
Oh.
I love that, Kezi.
Thank you for the support because she loves little beasts.
I love a woman.
I will love every little kind of creature.
I love them.
I'm a creature lover as well.
I'm a creature myself.
She does eat meat, though.
She prefers everybody.
I'm a soy boy.
Yes, I know.
But that's because that's just because I'm weird.
And I am weird.
You know, there are people on the internet.
Oh, this guy's unhinged weird.
Fact, I am a freak from, you know, I'm a beast from the Texas Northeast.
I'm not your normal average bear.
Don't you love that too?
And people be like, oh my gosh.
People say that too.
Like, yeah, Elijah's really off his rocker.
I'm like, dude, dude, I never was on it.
There's no like, I said in the last episode when I said people are like, man, he's having a breakdown.
I go, I'm having a breakthrough, bro.
Every single day, I'm like, my life is crazy.
The things that I'm involved in, the things that I do, I'm got into this because I'm literally insane.
That's the truth.
And you don't think I know that?
It's like, what did it tell your wife figures out about this?
She married me because I'm insane.
Like, we have a hell of a lot of fun in life.
We have a great time.
Baby, don't I, you're in bed.
Like, what are you laughing at?
And I'm like, I'm just like ruining some guy's mind tonight.
Some blue check.
I'm just robbing his sleep and causing him mental distress.
And you just go, oh.
You, oh, you.
But Elijah, we can only say so much because I see all the believers going after you because you, you know, you're talking about his.
They wanted to behead her and then put their penises in her neck hole and fornicate.
And then I use my mom's ashes.
She's dead as like lubricant.
That's crazy.
But you know what?
I never thought about that.
That is porn that doesn't exist.
That is new stuff.
And I told her, I said, do you feel they at least were attracted to you if it was a part of the body that we wouldn't normally associate with attraction?
Yeah, I mean, that's why I really wanted to come on today to just say my farewell because I'm going to be decapitated soon.
I just keep looking around the corner spoke.
Anytime I hear Justin Bieber song, I get triggered.
What's the name of his syndrome he has?
Ray Hope or something.
Bob Hope.
You know, Ray Hunt's syndrome.
Ray Hunt.
Yeah.
Sounds like an actor from 1940.
Okay, but look, look at this.
So we know Dan Crenshaw is already bad, but like the media simps keep coming to him on this situation.
Like Daily Mail was like, Representative Dan Crenshaw, who lost an eye while deployed in Afghanistan, is heckled by conspiracy theorists at GOP Convention.
So what is crazy, though, is you're now getting, that's the title they're giving you now, is that you're a conspiracy theorist.
Which is true.
I like the term conspiracy theorist because that was actually created by the CIA in order to demonize people looking into the official story of the JFK assassination.
So for me, like they, you know, all the people on the left, like, oh my God, conspiracies.
Conspiracies do exist.
I mean, not all of them.
I don't think JFK Jr. is coming back.
I think QAnon is absolutely insane.
But there are conspiracies.
There are people behind closed doors that are plotting against us.
And people just can't understand that.
They think they have what is called cognitive dissonance.
They think that people in power have our best interests.
That's not the case.
These people could care less.
They will sell us out for five cents.
They're going to tell us that we have weapons of mass destruction.
They didn't have one weapon of mass destruction and a million Muslims died, over a million Iraqis and Muslims.
And Barack Obama did a drone strike every 20 minutes for eight years.
That's disgusting.
So when we have a political party, that's a conspiracy in itself to kill that many Muslims to bomb weddings, to bomb schools.
For what?
Literally, for what?
Because we're American.
And there's one thing Americans like other than trans kids and obesity and gaming people.
It's bombing brown people at their weddings.
It's like, it's like, I just think like Obama got up and just like, hey, have we dismembered any Iraqis?
And I was like, not in 20 minutes.
All right.
Presses the button.
It's like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
You know, like almost like in Star Wars when they would feed people to that beast job.
Yeah, it's like, it's the blood.
It's America has this weird sacrifice of blood.
We like killing our babies and we like killing other people's babies overseas.
And that's the crazy thing.
Like we love death.
We love blood and we love, we love just carnage.
And then we love profiting off of it.
So it's like as long as like we're profitable, that's the key thing.
So they like to make money off of murder.
And it's the war is legal and so is abortion.
So as long as it's legal, then it's okay.
It's not legal yet to kill Brett Kavanaugh, but they'll probably get there soon.
But that's just the truth.
And here's the point.
This is the lies that they do.
So everyone's trying to lay the groundwork already because people don't get how serious this is.
When you set someone up like Alex Stein as being somebody who's who has assaulted or like physically accosted in an illegal way a sitting member of Congress, you set them up to be banned from events.
You set them up to be barred from licenses.
You set them up, you know, to be disqualified from maybe future elections.
It's not innocence.
It's not, it is targeted.
And so we ought to play this video.
This is from, I think, Cassidy Campbell's.
And we're going to play this in, then I'm going to jump into something, then we'll dissect it.
That actually exonerates Primetime 99 and shows that Dan Crenshaw is a lying bitch.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this.
Video number three.
So as you see Dan Crenshaw getting off the escalator, we approach him, start asking him numerous questions about Ukraine, the World Economic Forum and things like that, and the border.
And then there you see his staff and security pushing us out of the way.
And then right there, that lady trips as she's reaching for Alex Stein.
You see this?
Watch it right here in the slow-mo.
Look at her.
She trips as she's going towards Alex.
See, look, she's trying to grab onto him.
This guy's trying to grab onto him and push him.
You're going to see in a second here.
Look, look at him.
Grab him.
Look at this.
Absolutely ridiculous.
And they're both trying to grab his camera.
Alex is just trying to hold on to his camera for dear life, as you can see.
We come back to Elijah.
It's hot in here.
It's getting cooler, I think, man.
I was going to bring the whole robe, but I just brought, I just brought the part that we cut out on the eyes.
You know what I mean?
Oh, my gosh.
I didn't even get that joke.
Come on.
It's Juneteenth.
I know, But here's the deal.
I'm just kidding.
I would never wear a robe.
I was actually part of my ghost costume.
I'm referencing the Ghost of Christmas pass that like Casper.
Yeah, the Ghost Christmas pass.
No, but it's like, I mean, this is like the way that people work.
You like put a white paint.
They're like, the media will be like with a white covering over his head.
Elijah made a Juneteenth joke.
And it's like, all right, bitch, what's up?
But I did see the video.
It is interesting.
They're trying to say you assaulted.
They try to steal your property.
They attacked you.
They broke my property.
They broke the selfie stick.
Really?
They busted a Joe Biden and fell standing.
Yeah.
They tried to grab it and the stick is so flimsy.
You know, it's like, I, you know, it's really long.
So I had it all the way pushed in.
So they tried to grab it and they didn't realize it was extended out.
And so one of the guys hit the, you know, hit the wall.
But see, Elijah, they knew that I was coming because somebody had come and I had tickets to a Dan Crenshaw.
It was at a luncheon for Dan Crenshaw, like in his honor.
And so we got to get into this point.
So at the convention, there's an other video of John Cornyn going viral.
I'm sure you saw this where he's getting booed when he came up and spoke.
I don't know.
Was that when you were in your bathing so yes, I was trying to run my vice presidency.
It didn't really work out because we didn't fill out the paperwork in time.
So that's my campaign manager's fault, not mine.
As a politician, I can never be blamed.
What I'm saying is, so he got booed.
That became a national story.
So Crenshaw stayed away and Governor Abbott did not go to the event because they both didn't want to face any sort of heckling.
Accountability.
Yeah, exactly.
They did not want to be held accountable.
They did not want to actually have to face the music of their biggest supporters.
So the media spends it as like, far right, people hate John Cornyn for the red flag loss.
And then they're labeling me.
Far right extremist, calls out Dan Crenshaw for being a globalist, being a World Economic Forum shield.
So my point being is, so Dan had this luncheon at the Hilton Hotel across the street.
He didn't even go to the convention.
And at the luncheon, I was a ticketed, you know, customer inside of it before it started.
One of his security goons came up to me.
He was like, you know, I know who you are, Mr. Stein.
And if you do any cause any disruption, we're going to have you thrown out.
And I'm like, okay, whatever.
And I can just tell all these security guys are just staring at me.
And you know, when somebody's looking at you, you can tell, you know, even if you can't see him, like you can almost tell if somebody's from behind you staring at you.
It's just, it's just the way the energy goes.
So I'm like, all right, well, I'm just going to walk out and try to catch Dan walking in.
I just think then, you know, then what can they do?
Because it's like a hotel lobby.
So that's when I went outside and Cassidy and them caught him first off the escalator.
I was waiting at the main door to, you know, to catch him walk in.
And Crenshaw will not even go to his own politicals party because he knows and everybody there, they were begging me, oh, you got to call out Crenshaw.
You got to call out Crenshaw.
I mean, he was persona non grata at his own parties event.
And I think that says a lot, as well as the liberal media all coming to his defense, that he's not, he does not have the conservative values that he pretends to LARP as having.
No, he says Jesus Christ was a superfictitious person.
He doesn't really believe that.
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So I do want to talk about this, though, with what happened here with Cassidy.
It is crazy that that's what the media does, right?
They go out and they make claims to discredit somebody's reputation.
They do this to a lot of people.
And I'm not glad this is happening to you.
It's just very important to remember.
Like, Colbert, Stephen Colbert's crew, got charged with illegally entering in the Capitol building for violating their permits.
Remember, that's the same charge that Dr. Simone Gold, not Dr. Dr. Simone Gold, Simone Gold, who I know personally, and I have a video of this.
I'm questioning releasing it of the police letting her give her speech.
She got charged with illegally entering the building and got two months in prison for illegally entering.
Meanwhile, the FBI hasn't raided Colbert's studios that I know of.
The people are not, I don't know about the FBI posting their pictures, humiliating them, trying to get them fired.
I don't see any watch groups trying to get these people taken down.
The point is that everything is rigged.
Everything is rigged against people.
So illegally entering is not a big charge.
It doesn't even matter.
The only reason why it matters is because with Dr. Simone Gold, her illegally entering is connected to the greatest storming.
If you read the Hills article, it was like the doctor who pushed hydroxychloroquine in prison for two months for storming the Capitol.
When reality, the charge was illegally entering and hydroxychloroquine had nothing to do with the charge.
And it's not illegal to push hydroxychloroquine.
It's a great drug that people have used for many different types of things over many, many different types of years.
It's not as good as a vaccine.
The vaccine is the best drug ever.
In the penis, in the hole.
I'm on six.
You have to give it blowjobs, actually.
I think you should take the syringe.
And it's okay if it jabs the mouth.
Blowjob the syringe.
It likes it.
It's got a life of its own.
Yeah, I distracted the nurse and just kind of puts them in my pocket.
I love it.
I sat on my, it's still there.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm sweating not from the heat.
It's from the syringe in my rectum.
I cannot get enough of the vaccine.
I just can't wait.
Have you ever licked the end?
It goes through your tongue and it's like feels like.
Are you kidding?
I break the vial and I put it in my mouth.
It's the best.
I use it as lubricant when I'm just like having my, you know, you know, when I've, if I'm by myself and I, and I need to wash my hands off from the grease.
Yeah, I just turn on Justin Bieber and I take my vaccine and I dance and I feel just especially great.
Yeah, it's like you don't need to decapitate my wife and fornicate with her neck.
You could just open up a vial and, you know, does the trick.
You like the I just hate that they go after your wife.
I just hate that they go after me.
They're trying to see, you know, this is another thing.
And this, I'm dropping this on here because I could care less.
So my grandmother, you know, she actually, these high school kids at Highland Park High School, she lived across the street.
And in D magazine, they talked about it.
So these high school kids used to bully her and like throw cigarettes in her yard and said.
And one time these high school kids gave her some grief and she shot him in the back.
And then she defended yes with a gun and she defended herself.
With a gun?
Yeah, with a gun with a legit.
He gave her some grief as in just like a girl.
They just tease her and said yes.
And she just shot him in the back?
Yeah.
And you think that women aren't bipolar?
Yeah, I didn't say they're not, but what I'm saying is my grandmother's wild.
She was a little crazy.
You prefer the bisexual ones over bipolar ones, but at the same time, she did as what it is.
And she defended herself in court and ended up getting dismissed.
But like, you know, you know, they try to tell you.
Dad is your grandma.
Make sure you go visit her.
Yeah, no, she was great.
She's a beast.
But I forget why was I talking about my grandmother?
What was I saying?
Well, I guess this is what I'm saying.
This is how they go after me.
They're trying to go after me like for something my grandmother did, like, you know, when I was like two years old.
So, I mean, you know, that's just the thing is because there's not enough dirt on me.
So they have to go after other people in order to create a narrative that like, you know, I'm crazy.
Yeah, but also, too, it's like, it's like, but they don't realize with a lot of us.
I don't care if you tell people dirt on my life.
Like, I don't, yeah.
I don't even, like, I don't care because there's not, it's only dirt if you, if you think it is.
I, like, you want to tell people I've fucked up and done dumb stuff in my life.
I tell people that.
I will, you come on my show and I'll let you break it on my own show and we'll laugh at it together.
And we'll be like, wow, that is pretty crazy.
You know what's insane?
Literally, I tell people I'm insane.
Don't be surprised about anything because I don't know what the hell's going on.
And I'm just doing the best that I can.
It's like we don't walk, we're not the ones walking around in suits, pretending to be professionals and then masturbating to our coworkers on Zoom calls.
We're not doing that.
That's Jeffrey Tubin.
Well, yeah, I was going to say, that's, I was going to say, yeah, we're, that's not, that's just not us.
Okay.
That's George Ventura, right?
That's more.
That's not Jorge.
He's never done that.
No, he asks me permission when he does it for me.
But it's like, but like, that's what I'm saying.
We're not like them.
So they pretend like we are.
And I do want to bring this up, though, you know, with this exoneration.
We do have the video slowed frame by frame.
Let's go put video four on the screen right now.
I don't think, I don't know if there's sound, but we can put this up.
I'm like toasting it in here.
Let's go and put video four up.
So, yeah, so here's frame.
This should be slowed down frame by frame.
Look at them grabbing you.
It's like security footage, but somebody slowed this down for us.
And they're just like pushing you and grabbing you.
I mean, actually.
Yeah, and real quick, I want to say in Dan Crenshaw's team, the girl in the striped dress, they're trying to say she was the one that was assaulted.
The one calmly walking.
That's their narrative.
They're even watching you.
Dan's watching the whole thing go down as he just carries on.
Well, because they knew who I was.
They knew exactly.
Could have been in his blind spot, though.
Yeah, he couldn't.
Does that make you nervous at all?
Like, I know that's such a girly question, but like, even in those moments, like, when people are putting their hands on and you don't know how far things could escalate, do you, like, do you have adrenaline in that moment or what?
I think you nailed it.
Like, the adrenaline is pumping, so your heart's kind of beating.
And this is the other thing is to say, Isabelle O'Reilly's like texting Dan Crenshaw, trolling him, saying that her and I are dating because his tweet, he said that he said that I couldn't get a girlfriend, that I'm a little guy, and I'm literally like two feet taller than him.
But what I'm saying is in the text message, at one point, he's like, Alex Stein ran away.
Well, in that video, at the end of the video, I clearly walk out of the venue and I walk to the park.
But at one point, when I'm trying to cross the street, because there's all this traffic, I did run across the street, like literally just across the street into my car.
But I ran like the diagonal part of the street instead of like, you know, going, you know, one side and then one side, I did, you know, ran the diagonal part of the street.
Not because I was afraid or anything, but because I wanted to get to my car so I didn't get hit by any other cars.
Oh, you're afraid of getting hit by cars.
I know.
So I'm a loser.
But I'm saying the adrenaline is pumping.
It's not looking good.
No.
Oh, you're a big, strong man, but a little car.
And I'm saying the adrenaline is pumping, though, because I feel, you know, in those events, like you're, you're almost kind of just like in the zone, for lack of a better word.
And so I like it.
I mean, I don't do any drugs.
I don't drink.
So this is kind of like my high.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I do like it.
This is absolutely beautiful.
And let's talk about this.
So obviously, Den Cran Dran Crenshaw is what they call it.
Glenn Crenshaw.
Dan Crenshaw, which we do call him, decided to fire.
I don't know what's going on with my internet.
It's going at, you know, like the worst speeds possible.
It's overheated.
It's too hot.
It's probably.
Oh, shoot.
My computer is hot.
It's turned on.
It's really hot.
So check this out.
So he retweeted Mediite, who I have blocked.
If you go to my screen here, and he's like, this is what happens when angry little boys like Alex Stein don't grow up and can't get girlfriends.
is a sitting member of congress i'd like to point out the uh the uh ratio here though um the amount of people that were just i see i wrote that one I was like, you treat Ukraine better than you treated our Texas resident.
Which is like, I just want to say that.
But I did like what Taylor Hansen said.
He's like, by the way, you didn't get assaulted, but you know what?
That your security assaulted Alex Stein multiple times and it's on video.
Why are you so scared of a few questions?
It's almost like you're a bad guy or something.
And what's crazy is that this is the Mediite status.
I mean, go ahead.
I'm not even, I don't know if I'm going to try to load that.
Okay, you can take that off the screen.
Oh, wait.
No, wait, you can go back up.
It's going slow.
Yeah, we got it, though.
So it's like when you're as a Republican using a Mediite claim, Mediaite is not an honest organization.
Mediite is their job is to take clips out of context and misrepresent them.
That's what they do for a living.
That's what all those guys do.
They just, they get, they don't understand even humor.
Like they'll never understand dark humor and they think it's like horrible because they're fucking idiots and they're just losers.
And then when something's true, then they twist it.
They don't even know how to keep themselves on.
It's like Taylor Lorenz.
Didn't she just get demoted at Washington Post?
Taylor Lorenz got shot down for literally spreading fake news.
And Elon Musk said at best, he was just goes, you know, the reason why we can't have the media in charge of fact-checking and intern charge of algorithms and stuff is because when has the media ever gotten it right?
It's not like they get it wrong often.
It's like, when have they gotten it right?
So we can't let someone who doesn't get it right ever be able to be the error in judgment of the things of whether they are true or false.
And that's what's dangerous about these people.
They spread fake news, but it's like it's operative.
And you go, Dan Crenshaw, Media is an organization used to take down all the people who are red-pilled and know what they're doing.
It doesn't work anymore.
These guys, their guys' work doesn't work.
I have advertisers after they get tagged write me and be like, you know what?
This guy's a fucking loser, like that kind of stuff.
Like, well, what the hell?
Like, this is these people are lame.
And they are.
But, but Dan Crenshaw is running to them.
You run to your closest allies when you're in immediate danger.
And this is what he did.
He got ratioed and he ran to the enemy.
100%.
I mean, they had that article out as soon as I posted the video.
They had the article out like 10 minutes after.
So you know that they were actually, you know, trying to run cover.
Because, and this is the thing: if Dan Crenshaw just would have just let me get like 100,000 views on the video and not give it any time of day, it would have been a nothing burger, you know, just me and me yelling.
But instead, he tried to run cover for it because he's so thin-skinned and gave them an interview.
And it just shows his alliances with the freaking left-wing media.
And he's going on the view.
He's going on, you know, the CNN.
He just, he's not a conservative.
And this, for the people looking out there that are actually paying attention, if you cannot see how clear it is that if they're covering for him and he is on their side, that's all you need to know.
Yeah.
Let's look at this though because if you go to my screen here, it says Dan Crenshaw.
This was Cassandra, who's great in defending, was like, Dan Crenshaw has to come back to a wine ant.
I bet you can't even get laid herder, neocon loser.
And I wrote under there, yeah, like, you can't even get pussy.
You know, that's what he said.
He said, you don't even get a girlfriend.
But we have video number five.
If you guys don't know, this prime time is on the grind.
And sometimes he's literally grinding on that and getting pussy.
We got proof.
Proof is in the pudding.
Let's watch video number five.
It's too easy.
And he's saying he can't.
Look how easy pussy is.
This is that much pussy.
I did.
I'm swimming in pussy.
Literally.
I can't even turn around and I have a pussy on my lap.
That's a fact.
I got a lot of pussy at the house.
Do you like that little creature, baby?
Yeah, how many cats have you got?
That's Skybear.
Okay, I don't want to get into it, but I have five.
Skybear's ranked.
Yes.
Well, you rescue them?
Yes, I rescued, and you know, and I got my mom's cat.
So I got a lot of cats.
Just let me tell you something.
So I'll just give you the quick ranking.
So five, Dusty, four, Angus.
Three is Pumpkin.
Two, Kyle.
One is Skybear.
That was the number one puss on the ranking list that you just saw.
Yeah.
People love it.
I made a vlog of me ranking my cats.
Universally everybody's favorite vlog.
Yeah.
So people love cat content.
I was surprised.
No, I mean, well, we've already had our qualms there.
Yeah.
You're not a cat lover.
And you don't have to be.
I'm a beyond.
I don't like cats.
Yeah, I get it.
They're evil.
And I have a pit bull dog.
So I mean, I love it.
Well, see, this is, and I always talk about.
Alex, did you rescue it?
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The worst kind.
I literally, don't even get me sought on pitbulls.
That's the number one choice for a white woman to have sex with.
I love having sex with people.
So you love or hate pitbulls.
No, I'm not even kidding you.
Every single time I go to the dog pog, my dog gets attacked by pitbull.
I know, I don't take ginger because she will get in trouble.
Don't you think she's such aggressive dogs?
They are.
And she's like not aggressive with the cats, knock on wood, but she's aggressive with other dogs too.
Like she will, you know, like snap.
Like when I walk her at the park, like there, she's pulling, trying to get her.
Did you say you live in the hood?
Do you live in the hood?
No, I live in a nice neighborhood.
But I walk her in the hood.
Bachman Lake.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Is in the hood.
You said you bring her to the hood and then she'll protect you.
Yeah, and they like her.
They kind of look at her.
She's a red-nosed pit bull.
They're like, oh, man, you know, people don't want to mess with me.
But this is the difference between a cat and a dog.
See, like a dog is like a prostitute or like a slut.
Like it's going to come lick you.
It's going to sniff your butt.
No, you can't even talk about the difference between dogs.
I've had all these.
But Kezy, I've had 100 dogs in my life.
Literally, I've had over 10 dogs.
I can't take any dogs.
I've had golden retrievers or beautiful, you know, those are like fake dogs.
But this is what I want to, I just want to make this point.
But a cat is like a beautiful supermodel.
You have to give it treats.
You have to like, you know, I know Elijah hates this analogy.
It's ridiculous.
You have to take care of the cat because the cat at first is going to scratch you.
It's going to bite you.
It's not going to let you touch you.
Just like a supermodel.
But over time, once you whine her and diner and you finesse her and you have the love of a cat, it's like the love of a supermodel.
You know, it'll let you rub its belly.
It'll let you bite a little gift.
This is the most inappropriate conversation we've had on the show in his stuff to date.
I don't want to lie to the options.
Dogs are sluts.
Cats are supermodels.
Yeah.
Dogs are a little bit, they go always including, they'll hump your leg.
They're leg sexual.
That's what I'm saying.
A cat.
It's like a cat sexual.
Cat will never hump your leg unless you give it enough treats.
I was like, wow.
I'm like, I'm just like sweating out.
It's hot in here.
It's hot.
Listen, we play in any condition.
Here at Blaze TV, it does not matter the conditions.
We're going to snowstorms.
I'm going to show out.
Yeah, I always make the shows no matter what, but I knew we had to do this about you because you're leaving tomorrow on a special trip.
And I wanted to make sure that we got this out early, which is why we're getting this out.
Are you allowed to talk about your special trip?
Yeah.
I'm not allowed to talk about your special trip.
No, and I'm going on Tucker Carlson's podcast, and it's going to be a big guy.
No, I mean, not even that, but I was actually a little nervous because the producers, you know, I sent them all the stuff that they're talking about me to try to make it clear, you know, what was going on because they were just lying.
I just wanted them to know, first of all, that Media article said people got arrested false.
They said people got assaulted false.
I mean, except for me getting assaulted.
And, you know, they're just the whole media spin.
I didn't want them to, I wanted them to hear it from the horse's mouth, as they say in the business or whatever, as I just say in general.
So, yeah, everything's fine to Tucker because he realizes that he's probably the biggest attack on the lamestream media, whatever you want to call it.
So, I think in a way, it's going to be a great episode, and I think it's going to get a lot of publicity because of what just happened.
So, Tucker is smart enough to realize that he knows how to be, well, he knows why he's the number one rated cable show on TV because he's not afraid to talk about what people want to hear.
And that just shows you like the ratings of CNN.
They're going in the tank, and now that they're basically going to have like a reshuffling, and they say Jim Acosta, and that Brian Selter might lose her job.
So, they at least you pronounced correctly.
Yeah, I mean, regardless, he, she, it doesn't matter.
He, you know, he is a clown.
But Tucker Carlson, because he doesn't bend over for the establishment, that is why he is so successful.
And that's the other point I actually wanted to make in this whole thing.
They're like, Alex, you're right-wing, left-wing.
Well, both wings are on the same bird, but I'm anti-establishment.
The establishment does not care about us.
Those are the people that are run by the multinational corporations that can buy and sell these politicians on both sides as if they're toilet paper because these people are indebted to these companies.
They're not indebted to us.
They don't care.
They pretend like they're, you know, to serve us.
They do not care about serving anybody except for their masters.
I just realized this was a great time to bring back the diversity coalition, which we need to bring back.
This sometimes goes away.
We forget about it and then it comes back.
Remember, this is Charlie.
This is their Down syndrome doll from Down Under.
Is that really a Down syndrome doll?
Yes.
Yeah.
You couldn't tell.
It's a little down.
It does look a little down, but it's not that down.
The hair is a little Down syndrome, the hair cut.
Do you not see the similarities between me and the homie with the extra chromium?
But like, you know, he talked like this because he talked like this.
But he talks like that because he's got he, he, no, because people think that, no, not because he's got Down syndrome.
That would be an ableist comment.
That'd be, you be rude.
He talks like that because he happened to always bring him on the mic while he's chewing.
He's got lock jaws.
No, he's got lock jobs.
What is it?
You guys name?
I think that's not very nice.
Do you think?
I hear this TV.
So someone said and said, oh, that's so, that's so ableist.
You made a Down syndrome person talk like this.
First of all, I will be completely honest.
I love Down syndrome people so much that they're actually my favorite people.
And if I could actually have, like, this is what's so crazy.
People think this is rude.
I was like, dude, I would literally have a permanent Down syndrome person.
You know why?
Because I don't think they're dancing a person.
They're a person with Down syndrome.
And guess what?
Not only do I love Downstairs people, they're the nicest people I've ever met in my entire life, and they're always cool and they make good rap music and they're my favorite TikTokers.
But on top of that, the other part and the whole reason why I love it is because they are not corrupted by evil.
That's true.
Their gene pool is corrupted, but their hearts are made of gold.
They're the nicest, beautiful people, and they always see the best in everything.
And you know what?
I'd love to have somebody who's constantly positive.
A little extra genetic material, perhaps a little duplication on a certain chromosome.
Okay.
But guess what?
They have a little extra of a little extra heart and love for the world.
Boom.
Love you, my downies.
And I have adult onset Down syndrome myself.
So it's, yeah, I literally am.
Yeah, a little bit.
What?
Yeah, just a little bit.
No, I feel like you're making that up.
No, that's real.
I got it.
No.
Yes, because how can you what?
You just lose a chromosome.
I was bit by a dog that had Down syndrome.
Yes.
That's how I got it.
I just wanted to let you know that we haven't forgotten about our diversity coalition, and we are going to bring them back.
I got to figure out what to do because this is actually a very small.
Yeah, do you want to hear?
Do you want to?
I like the wide shot.
Look at me.
My profile.
Look at the tennis shoes, the legs.
What even is the show?
All right, here, take this.
Well, it's a comedy show, Elijah.
That's what the thing is.
You nailed it earlier.
They don't have a sense of humor.
Look at that.
Elijah's on the protein bars.
And that I do.
That is true.
This is Elijah's studio has more protein bars than a freaking GNC.
Stacked with protein.
This guy's a meathead, right?
Dude, we're going, we're getting hard.
Okay, I'm going to just leave you with this guy.
Here you go.
There you go.
You got him.
All right.
I do want to say this.
We actually, I don't know if you saw this.
I don't know if you saw this, but we actually have a video that we're going to get to right here.
We actually, I don't know if you saw this.
Dan Crenshaw was interviewed after this.
This is his first interview.
It actually came out today.
And it was of him being interviewed based on his comebacks on Twitter and what he said online, whether it was professional or not.
Let's go ahead and play video number six.
You were murdered.
Okay, you obviously weren't murdered because you're alive and you're basically intact.
You weren't murdered, buddy.
You weren't murdered, buddy.
Let's get it.
I love Reno 9.
But now they're all weird.
They're making fun of QAnon and all this stuff.
But that show was so that was the best.
That was the best show ever.
That was literally Terry.
It was my favorite one.
They're like, Terry, why are you eating bananas on the side of the road?
He's like, like, how?
And they're like, it's not that you're eating bananas.
It's the way you're eating them.
And he just like sticks the banana down his throat.
He's like, are you prostituting?
Maybe.
I love when he becomes a taco waiter.
He works at a taco stand.
I mean, the roller skates.
Yeah, it's just so funny.
That show is so good.
Oh, I love it when he's like, You think my shorts are too short?
I'm like, he rocked him.
That was such everything's gone, Woke.
The writer's gone bad.
We got to tell you guys this before we jump any further into this, including a confrontation with Ted Cruz.
You just got yourself full, your hands full of a lot of things.
Yeah, you did.
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So let's get into this.
Prime time on the line.
I saw your rep song.
What was the one that you did?
You did this in front.
I wish we would have pulled it in Compton, baby, in front of a bunch of black people.
He decided he goes, I'm going to be a rapper.
What exactly?
High voice like that?
Yeah, I mean, yes, people do tease my voice, but listen, I have the same voice.
I know, but it's neither here nor there.
I got a lisp and the voice.
I get it.
But my point is, so I went there and I said that I was the victim of a casting call scam and that I flew to California thinking that I was going to be on a reality show about the transition of my five-year-old.
Do you want a reimbursement or something?
To a girl.
No, and I was asking them, I said, well, since I, you know, spent all this time here and I got scammed that I would come into the house of hip-hop, the home of NWA, MC Rin, Easy E, Ice Cube, and Dr. Dre.
And I would tell them, because I'm a comedian and rapper and entrepreneur, that if they could give this to Dr. Dre or NWA.
Did you bring a mixtape?
I didn't.
I had music playing, but it just, I didn't have the boombox, so I had to do it on capella, you know.
And so, yeah, I just went there and I went there and I went full blast on the mic.
And did anyone sing along clap?
A little bit.
Actually, people did clap.
They actually liked it because this is the other thing is, is there's a video that went viral of me calling to a Hawaii meeting and they were like talking about this road.
And I said that the road, you know, rock fell and hit my car and I got a DWI and that the tow truck driver slept with my wife.
And I was like, oh, you guys are a bunch of dumb Hawaiians.
And they freaked out.
I didn't realize that's like a racist term to them almost.
A Hawaiian.
You can't say that hello.
I can't.
I know.
I can't believe you.
Things that only hold some truth.
Are offensive to the people that are offended.
I know.
And you know what's funny, Legend, the comments that I got made them sound really smart.
That's neither here nor there.
So what I'm saying is I did that, but then they did a Fox News piece about it.
And they talked to the guy that was running the meeting and they said, you can see this is all on my YouTube.
And they talked to the guy that ran the meeting.
He's like, well, I don't want to give the guy a cloud, but he made the meeting.
He made us all come together and we were all arguing and they made the meeting a lot better.
And that's what happens in Compton.
They were like having all this civil unrest about some city issues.
Like COVID still exists too.
All the chairs, like space, they have like plastic shields up.
Everyone's got masks on, you know, very LA-esque.
Yeah.
And so this is the thing is when you go there and I make a fool out of myself, it makes everybody else feel more comfortable, especially the people that are going to speak because public speaking for a lot of people is their biggest fear.
And so like when you see some idiot like me going crazy, like, oh, well, I can't be as bad as him.
So it gives them, and it actually helps the meeting.
Well, I've been hit up by all the city employees that work there like, oh, man, I love your stuff.
I wish I got a picture with you.
All after the fact.
So now I have to go back.
I'm going back to California in July.
I got to go back to Compton.
I'm going back to California in July too.
We need to combine forces.
I love Compton.
I love my African Americans.
I will say this, though.
That's what I want to say.
Shout out to my African Americans out there and supporters.
Congratulations on Juneteenth.
It's inaccurate.
And I'm going to celebrate the ending of slavery.
That'd be really cool.
It'd be also cool to thank the 500,000 white men who gave their lives to end slavery rather than hating white people, realizing a few interesting things like that, that that's true.
Mayor Latoya Centrelle, this is an honorable mention here, just celebrated Juneteenth by erecting a two-story tall hair pick with the black supremacy symbol.
Is this a joke?
No, no, I was in front of New Orleans, I think, like Capitol or something like that.
No, the fight doesn't come without struggles, fights, and protests for 200 plus years.
And we're celebrating blackness with a hair pick, which to be completely honest, being an honorary black person myself, I will say I get offended for black people when they should be offended and they're not.
Like, this is humiliating.
This is mockery.
They're like, if somebody erected a two-story tube of Ben Gay, you know, to celebrate to memorialize the white deaths in the World War II, I'd be like, you know, Ben Gay is a product that I think only older white men buy.
It is hot and then it's cold.
So I get why people use it.
Young people don't buy it because we don't want to be around a guy named Ben.
We don't want a homosexual tube all over and cream all over our bodies.
So it's just, it is a weird name, right, Ben Gay?
It's a weird name.
They got to do a rebrand.
They got to do a rebrand.
It should be Was Gay, maybe.
Ben Wasgay, but he's straight.
Actually, he's trans.
Ben Trans.
Ben Straight.
Ben Trans.
And it is trans.
It flips from pot to cold.
You know what Ben Gay is?
No, I don't know what Ben Gay is.
But I think.
It's a cream.
It's Ben Gay.
Well, I just think, like, imagine traveling to wherever this city is and being like, oh, got to check out the monuments.
They tear down all the other monuments of the statues of these men in American history.
Let's go check out the giant hair comb to represent the black people epic.
Like, I want to learn about black culture.
I want to picture every angle around the comb.
That's a little bit embarrassing.
It's monopolistic.
You would feel silly.
Yeah.
And that's in New Orleans, which is, you know, I went to LSU and I would spend a lot of times in New Orleans.
The place is like a hellhole.
The streets are all crap.
I mean, you know, you can like drink if you're like 15 years old in Bourbon Street.
I'm not saying that New Orleans doesn't have great culture.
It has a lot of history, you know, just with everything about it, Louisiana Purchase, it being, you know, a port city.
So like overall, the city has so much history.
But you're right.
It's like this revisionist history where they take down any sort of monument of somebody that might have been addicted, you know, affiliated whatsoever to, you know, the Civil War, but they're putting up huge hair picks, which are just meant to like be laughed at.
Like, you know, there's nobody's like, oh, Black Pride, the big hair pick statue.
That's not.
It's like if they made a big statue of like a fried chicken or something.
Exactly.
That's exactly wrong.
I don't know this.
That's exactly what it is if they had a big watermelon.
You know what I mean?
Seriously, it's very, it's just cliche.
It's mockery.
It's not.
Surely you can think of a little bit more that they've had to offer.
Rosa Parks or somebody that would make sense.
Yeah, maybe a picture of a big bus with some people in the back.
That would actually be better.
It would be interesting.
I don't know if you remember this.
I wish my computer was working so I could actually, you know, work.
I want to say this is true.
So I did see in 2020 a KFC ad celebrating emancipation.
Although I don't use Snopes because Snopes is fake, I do want to see.
It says it was mostly false.
Okay, come on, internet.
We'll just get back to this.
But essentially, it was going around, whether it was fake or not.
People bought into it and were very happy about it.
This is mostly false.
So what is this?
So I just go to my, let's go to my page.
Let's see if we can get this.
Okay, yeah, go to my, you see it?
So that's it.
It was the chicken wing and then the fist.
The shadow was the black fist.
Oh, you're kidding.
Well, let's see why it says mostly false.
Claim KFC's main Twitter account honored Black History Month using an image of fried chicken casting a shadow in the shape of black power fist.
Well, it's true.
The image using the fake tweet, which purported to have come from KFC's main corporate account, originated with a real controversy in which its Instagram account of KFC Trinidad and Tobago shared the graphic.
This is where they always get this.
It's the claim that KFC's main account shared this.
No, that wasn't a claim.
The claim was that a KFC account shared this.
Let me go back, take it off my screen here.
I got to show you how bad this was.
And this is where they run, they show for these companies.
It's like, no, it didn't.
It wasn't that.
It was from Trinidad and Tobago.
It's like, dude, literally, you don't understand.
This is a problem.
Yeah, go to my screen.
Here it is.
This was shared by a KFC account.
You were, baby, you literally predicted.
Like, don't predict things that are crazy because they all have already happened or they happen.
Like, when you go, it wouldn't be so crazy if it's in stone.
It's happening.
It's done.
We're going to do it.
Well, no, you make a good point.
It's like with the Babylon B or something, like, I'll have their articles come true.
Lot of the stuff that you know, I remember like I had the video where I dressed up as the Ukrainian Foreign Legion in the full fatigues, and then like two weeks later, Malcolm Nance, who's like a broadcaster, goes and joins the Ukrainian Foreign Legion.
So, we can almost predict this stuff because you can just see how crazy things are.
Like, you said, Oh, they should be celebrating fried chicken.
Well, boom, that's already happened, you know?
It's just like it's almost just they're not even creative.
It's the fried chicken to hair pick pipeline.
Wow, basically, yes, yeah.
Did you also and we all love fried chicken?
Like, nobody dislikes fried chicken, you know, it's like universally love, but it's just funny how they're mocking them.
You know, that's just another mayor of Victoria.
I think this is not Victoria, Australia, but Canada.
To go to my screen here, to celebrate Pride, the entire staff dressed up in drag and put on UKI.
This is really embarrassing.
And they had a honorary flag raising ceremony and words, like just some gay shit.
It's like, do you remember a couple of years ago, a white girl wore to her prom a traditional like Chinese dress?
I don't even think it was traditional, but it had a trendy.
It was a moto or something.
No, it was just like a tight, normal-looking modern dress, but the pattern was like a traditional Chinese.
She got so much hate.
For cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation.
You are culturally appropriating the trans.
Yeah, the trans.
And you're doing a bad job at it.
You just got a piece of texture and just colored on your face.
That's embarrassing.
That's really.
Go to that.
Look at that.
Let's mark her.
Look, drew a beard on with marker.
Not a very good job.
That is really embarrassing.
And we got to make this point too.
This is a weird thing.
That's a new phenomenon.
I think I've noticed it with libs of TikTok.
There used to be a time when trans people didn't want you to know that they were trans.
Like they wanted you to, you know, identify them as the sex that they're trying to portray.
But now there's just like third thing.
They want you to know that they're trans.
You know, they don't want you to know that they're a male trying to be a female.
Yeah, like they want you to think that you're the third option in the drop-down menu.
They don't want you.
Yeah, exactly.
They don't want you to think that, you know, I'm actually a man trying to be a woman and treat me as a woman.
They want you to be that third option, fifth option, the LGBTQI plus plus plus.
They want you to know that they're the plus plus plus.
Yeah.
Yeah, and they like it.
I think they secretly like being misgendered because then it gives them a reason to just talk about themselves.
It's just like narcissism to this.
They love it.
That's what everything is, you know, like been my day holidays brought us together.
So I'm cosplaying Star Trek now.
I see.
Yeah, it's great costume.
I could totally.
I'm celebrating Juneteenth because I'm just like things that are like science fiction, you know?
So here's the thing.
So like I, I know, these are these, no one knows how much these actually make you sweat.
They're hot because your ears, you lose a lot of heat.
So when you have, now we're in a hot studio and we have earmuffs on.
You don't have yours on.
Oh my God.
He's got a little bit of a little piece.
Oh my gosh.
I should have been on the ear piece.
I'm taking mine off.
I'm hot.
Yeah, that's right.
I got a little piece too, but she says it's just the right size.
It's the perfect size doesn't matter.
Never matter.
Never mattered.
I just want that known.
It's never mattered.
Speaking of someone who definitely doesn't have a small pee-pee, Ted Cruz got confronted.
This is less honorable, but this is very funny.
It's still very ballsy.
I always say Alex Stein gives social anxiety social anxiety.
That's why I always make sure it says give social anxiety social anxiety.
That'd be a good Alex Stein.
My other shirt is Diet Starts Monday because everybody says that, but my diet's always starting next Monday.
It's true.
Grieve how you must.
Yeah, yeah.
Grieve how you must.
It's true.
It's true.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this confrontation with Ted Cruz.
I can give you the number here if I see it.
I think it's video number seven.
Let's watch this.
If you care about America, why do you do that to your constituents when they're freezing cold?
You know, I'm sure you think you're really smart.
Oh, I am smart.
Yeah, because you're a globalist.
You do more for Ukraine than you do for America.
You know that.
Remember how Trump made fun of your wife and then you go become best friends with Trump?
I know, but why do you do that?
You go become best friends with Trump after he makes fun of you and your wife.
Why do you do that?
I understand.
You don't want this guy.
You don't want to be a child.
No, see, I do love America.
See, you don't.
You care more about the border between Ukraine and Russia than you care about the border between Texas and Mexico.
Why is that?
Why do you care about that much?
I know, but why are you a globalist?
You're a globalist, bud.
You know it.
Hey, Teddy, you're a globalist.
You're a globalist, Ted.
You know that, bud.
And that's why you're a coward and a liar.
And you know that, and I know that.
And that's why you're afraid to stand up for it.
When people were freezing and dying, you were in Cancun, Mexico.
You remember that?
You remember when you're at the all-inclusive buffet where people were freezing?
Go ahead.
Do you remember that Ted when everybody was freezing?
Remember that when people were dying?
What were you doing?
Yeah, listen.
I'm allowed to talk to the guy.
I'm in the police department.
I don't need to leave this.
I'm in the police department.
I'm a delegate.
I'm not a demographic.
I didn't put my hand in the face.
I'm trying to talk to you guys.
Listen, I'm trying to get away.
You have a police TV badge on?
No, you guys don't have to do it.
That was so much funnier.
You're so tall that even when they push you away, you just stand above everyone.
That helps me a lot.
Paul White Jackson, Jen.
This is real.
The tall, that actually is like the biggest thing that helps you is that I'm tall.
They can't make a wool around you.
You just, your head just thugs over it.
And they have to look up to me when they're trying to intimidate you.
It's kind of hard.
People don't get it.
Like a lot of people are like, oh, like, yeah, like, I thought you were like a pudgy or short guy.
They all say that about me.
I didn't realize that you're like, like, even Jason Woodlock's like, dude, oh, dude, you're pretty fit, bro.
And he's like, did I realize you were tall?
And he said, they always say the same thing.
Like, I didn't realize you're very tall.
It's because they only see you from this half.
And it's the angles too.
Like, maybe these top-down angles that just make you look like a puffy piece of shit.
And it's like, it's we're, and we're sweating, like, we're greasy.
And I am disgusting.
Like, there's nothing wrong with this here.
But it's like, but it is like, what's really hard is that some people, you know, have budgets where like they make themselves look good.
This show is like known for everyone, just looks bad on it.
You're a married man.
You don't have to make yourself look all good.
Everybody.
So people come on the show and then they like see people in person.
When you see like an Isabella Riley and you have the same headspace, it's like, oh, and then you don't realize she's literally the size of a veggie straw.
Yeah.
And you're the size of taller than the size.
You're the size of a long cucumber.
I don't know why I picked that one.
That's very suggestive.
Eggplant.
Very cyber.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Oh, but let's talk about the Ted Cruz clip, really.
So, you know, people are, you know, he's actually more liked than Crenshaw because I can tell you, like, everybody after I did that, they're like, go after Crenshaw, go after Crenshaw next, you know, call Crenshaw.
And for me, the reason why Ted Cruz bugs me because, like, obviously, he's probably better than Crenshaw, or whatever.
I mean, you know, the lesser of two evils, I guess.
But when it came to the freeze, I don't know how bad you guys are affected by the freeze.
I was so affected.
We had a pipe burst.
I mean, it totally messed up my garage.
And like, I just had to do so much crap.
It was such a pain in the ass.
I didn't have any water.
I was freezing.
My heat stayed on, but I just, we had a pipe burst.
So, like, that flooded.
So I didn't have any water during the process.
And then my mom's apartment not only flooded, but she didn't have power and had rolling blackouts.
And so for me, then I had to spend some money to put my mom in a hotel during this thing.
And for me, listen, I don't care.
Everybody's like, whoa, what's he going to cancel his vacation?
I don't care that he goes on a vacation.
But the optics of it at that time to go on a vacation to Cancun when literally everybody was freezing.
So many pipes were bursting.
It's just go on it, go on a vacation in one week.
You know what I mean?
Literally wait one week when all of this is fixed.
So that's why I was personally affected by that, like everybody was.
And I'm not even trying to virtue signal, but just these politicians, that's what they do.
Like when there's actually a crisis going on, they get on their Southwest Airlines flight to Cancun to go to the all-inclusive buffet when people can't even eat.
They can't even cook in their kitchen because they don't have power.
Yeah, that was a really hard time for everyone.
We had to, we were like, for a few days, living in our neighbor's house.
There was no electricity, and we were all just like huddling on the couch with like a couple candles.
Yeah.
Playing cobs.
And see, kids, yeah, I've lived my whole life in Texas.
This has never happened.
We've never had a rolling blackout my entire life.
That's uncomfortable.
You know, you know, all the years I've been here.
And then all of a sudden it happens because it gets too cold.
There is some sort of malfunctioning that's going on with these energy companies and the leaders that run it.
And like our grid failing and all that, it's like the, I'm just, I feel like all of these issues that happen with that could have been prevented if we just had better leadership.
Yeah.
It's true.
And that's why it's worth it.
And I'm not against it.
I'm just like, we're back out on the streets.
You know, I'm making some content out in Vegas this week.
That's why these are coming out early.
You're going to Vegas.
Wow.
Yeah.
I want to go speak at a conference.
I mean, like Vegas.
But that's a good thing.
No, no, but I'm saying that's a good place.
I've always thinking I want to go get like man on the street stuff because you get everybody like a New York street because you have all these people from other places because it's a tourist town.
So you get a good collection of stuff.
Yeah, you know, and street stuff, like my street stuff is doing so well right now.
It just always does well.
That's what they want.
Elijah, you knew this.
You're the one that told me that.
That's what people want.
They want to see the stuff on the street.
They want to see the stuff on the streets.
But what happens is that eventually sometimes it's just it's so expensive.
Like people don't realize it.
Like to do that Pride video like probably costs around like 4,500 bucks just for that one video in terms of cost.
Did you even rent a car or were you Ubering everything?
Yeah, no, no.
No, we didn't rent a car.
We didn't.
Well, we did rent a car in LA.
We had to rent a car.
And we did some Ubers too because sometimes there's no parking.
There's no parking.
Oh my gosh.
I took an Uber four blocks.
It was $101.
That's LA.
Are you kidding during Pride?
Yeah, it was $101.
Wow.
Four bucks.
I should just walk.
I thought it was going to be like, I just didn't look at the price.
I was just like, oh, yeah.
And then I looked, it was 101 bucks.
Without tipping.
That makes me sick.
Without tipping.
Don't put the tip in.
And crypto is at like $18,000.
That doesn't help.
I know.
I know.
It'll go back up.
And this is the one thing.
Yeah, it's an 80-90% dump.
It'll probably be a crypto bro, but if you're in crypto, it's got to be the long game.
Like, I have a little bit of crypto, and I don't even plan on touching it, you know, unless it's five years down the road.
So I just think that's how you have to invest in it.
Not like these people that are trying to play like an internet game.
Oh, I'm going to, you know, go from altcoin to altcoin.
You're not going to make money that way.
I think you just, you know, you got to have the diamond hands.
I don't have a lot.
Like, I just played maybe like four or five grand, I don't know, somewhere in there.
So it's just like a little investment, but I also think it's definitely probably worth less than that now.
Yeah, I had $15,000 and now it's like seven.
So I think mine's probably worth like three now or something like that, whatever it is.
But like, it's a good thing.
I was going to put in more, but you only put in enough.
I will say at the end of all this, we are huge Alex Stein respectors.
We've been watching your career just explode and you've gone through some really tough stuff over the last year.
Your mom passing away.
Obviously, we've gone through a lot of that.
And you've also, you know, rising up in public profile so quickly, you know, comes with a lot of other stresses.
I mean, people don't realize this industry is really kind of shit.
You don't make a lot of really good friends.
It's a very dangerous thing.
You make a lot of friends, but not necessarily great.
No acquaintances.
Yeah, acquaintances.
You know a lot of people and a lot of people know you, but you could be very isolated.
It's a very lonely industry.
But you do it by choice because we hate ourselves.
I saw you get into podcasting like Tim Dillon.
He's like, celebrity shouldn't get into podcasting.
He's like, let us have our shitty.
He's like, he said this.
He's like, we're drinking out of plastic cups, man.
You don't want to join the space.
This is a terrible space.
He complains about making $200,000 a month, though.
So I don't have much.
Does he really?
Decky has one of the biggest Patreons.
Yeah, he makes $200 just on his Patreon.
$200K a month.
Well, he doesn't let me have a Patreon.
I need a Patreon.
Yeah, you need a Patreon.
They'll de-platform you on Patreon in two seconds.
That's a reached out to me today.
Okay, well, I can't, though.
I wouldn't join Patreon, though.
Yeah, I mean, it's whatever.
I have a Patreon.
I don't even post content there because it's just so annoying.
You know, I just don't even mess with it because it's just, there's just, if I start posting there, they'll probably report it.
So I literally just had one when I first got started, and there's still like 100-something people that pay me five bucks a month.
Thank you for that, but I don't even create content for it.
No, I know, I know.
But anyway, we want to support you.
We want people to find and follow you.
Where can people find you?
Where can they follow you?
Well, guys, the best way you can support me, we're just talking about support is listen, I don't need any money, but if you just watch my content and share it, that's literally all I need.
That helps me because I would be lying to you if I said people are like, oh, you do stuff for clicks and views.
Duh, I want people to watch my content.
I mean, that's why I put time and effort editing, going on the, you know, going on the street.
Like, I'm going to go do some man on the street stuff tonight in 101-degree heat.
So, just watching the content, sharing it is literally the extra, you know, caramel on top of the Sunday.
So if you'll share my content, that really helps you.
I'm Alexey99 on Twitter, Primetime Stein on Instagram, on YouTube.
I'm Alex Stein.
If you can't find me, you're obviously not looking.
True.
And do you want people to follow you on social media?
If you want to, I also, I don't post pretty much ever.
But if you wanted to follow me and occasionally see something totally random, you can follow me on Crockdon.
I don't feel obligated by any means.
Don't feel obligated.
You can follow me all the places too.
We got a lot of people.
There's just a lot of things.
Hard to keep up.
I don't know what's going on.
Anyway, we got a lot of good stuff coming up for you.
Thank you so much to my guests, Alex Stein and my wife, for coming on and increasing their love for the Jeremiah Chapati animals that are out in the world today.
We got a lot of stuff going on.
I got to edit this and get this up for y'all tomorrow, which is now today.
Anyway, don't forget to sign up at Blazetv.com slash Elijah, where you can become a member and you help us fight censorship.
It's huge.
It's big.
I'm going to be changing what I do here a little bit.
So we're having a lot of fun on Blaze TV.
And we say hi to all of Alex Stein's people.
What's up?
What's up, people?
Oh, this is it.
We love you, Elijah.
We love you, slightly offensive.
Thank you, guys.
Please watch, subscribe, do all the YouTube.
And remembering, too, because he's now a contributor, actually signing up Blazetv.com slash Elijah helps give Alex Stein money.
It actually does.
He gets paid to come on this show.
So it's a really cool and a fun thing.
And Kez too gets to eat, too, which is nice.
Food's good, huh?
Yes.
And then remember, this is an audio-only podcast.
Don't forget to subscribe to this channel and also go to the audio only and download it.
Become a blind viewer.
You might get your podcast review read on the show.
We got two for you today.
We got to make sure we get more of these.
We have one from Hate Mongers.
One star.
One star.
Aspiring right-wing grifters marketing bigotry and hatred behind their cold dead eyes.
Anyone advocating for violence and murder has no place in a civil society.
Well, that would be about half the country, aka the Democrats, who literally advocate for violence against children every day.
We have actually a one real one says, would highly recommend Tommy Sweeney, awesome podcast.
God listen to people who seek the truth and not afraid to speak it.
When can we have John Doyle and Tony Jay?
I think I already read that.
That's one time.
Anyways, but I like the one-star review.
I don't know.
They get picked by random.
Oh, yeah.
And so, oh, well, Sussy Baca said, Elijah Schaefer is sussy for liking Ethan Ralph's Gunt, even naming his dog Dunatur, praying that you get delivered.
It's true.
I am sussy as hell, too.
Alex Tyrion or any other sussy.
You know, it's funny.
I'm always nice to Ethan Ralph.
And this is why I would suggest you should, though, is because this guy's like, you know, I've never been mean to him.
I know.
I think you have.
What I'm saying, dude, his fans are crazy groipers.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, you just, you get, this is the same thing.
It's kind of like how Dan Crenshaw shouldn't have tweeted me.
You know, you get in the mud with these people.
It's not.
Well, I've been in the mother for a long time.
I know.
You don't fucking care.
I'm just saying.
Do you understand what I do for a living like that?
I get it.
But these people, you know, you don't want to get it.
You don't want to go after somebody that has nothing to lose.
You have a lot to lose.
I do have a lot, but I will say this.
He's got to lose a lot, too.
He's got to bear a couple hundred pounds overweight.
But what a good guy.
And I'm gay for him.
We're still married.
I might divorce him, though.
I might divorce him.
I might go with someone fatter.
I might marry Nick Martin.
Oh, yeah.
Nick Martin is a lovely big boys.
And you know what?
Why is that?
Why are they always like these, you know, overweight, just incels?
And that's, I don't even care that they don't have sex, but you can just tell that it's like all they care about.
All the joy they get is about attacking other people that disagree with them.
I actually want to be friends with people that have different viewpoints than me.
I don't want to live in a vacuum.
And these people, they can't, they got to stay in the vacuum.
Yeah, they got to stay in the vacuum.
Anyway, have a great rest of the week, guys.
I'm Elijah Schaefer, the host of Slightly Offensive, the Best Worst Show on Blaze TV.
