June 26, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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INSURRECTION! Protests Gone WILD! | Special Broadcast
Today was a first live stream with my producer, Josiah. We are covering the protests that are going on all over the country. INSANITY!
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So, I think we're live here in Dallas, Texas, on another attempt to make this episode slightly offensive.
The best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color that is in 8K graphics.
Probably a little glitchy too.
Don't forget, even though we're in the home studio, because all hell is broken loose, and the literal demons, not the shrieking ones that are walking around with their shirts off, trying to murder their literal children, but the YouTube demons that don't want us to make this video.
And like my favorite man, George Washington, once said by the sticker right here that said, What the fuck y'all doing?
Me and the boys, what does it say?
Me and the boys would have never put up with this.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
We would have never put up with this.
What's going on in our country?
Everything's crazy.
I got real confetti.
Oh, oh, oh, it's real.
We have more of these.
I know that's a lot more confetti than I thought.
We have a crazy day to talk about today because if you don't know this, that people who want to dismember their children, literally cut their little hands off, chop off their spines, suck the contents out of the vaginal cavity, and do this, by the way, for health care to take care of women by murdering people and the people that are on their side.
This includes all of the crazy groups like the SPLC, et cetera, the Democrat Party.
They really want to kill their children and they want you to be able to kill your children too.
In fact, so much that Dick Sporting Goods will not give you money to stay home with your newborn baby, but they'll give you $4,000 in order to kill your child in a state you don't live in.
Which is, I would say, fundamentally, we're moving in the right direction as a country that we're apparently that's healthcare.
I think that's a violation of Hippocratic Oath.
But anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
I went to the protests in Dallas, which turned out to be absolutely wickedly insane.
As I mentioned earlier, I don't know if I got chlamydia.
I feel like if I didn't get chlamydia, I was doing something wrong because, you know, we had hot, sweaty bodies.
The people were disgusting.
Their souls were even worse.
And they're fighting what?
To end the life of kids.
I'm joined in the studio and my home studio here by my director and my producer, Josiah Moody.
I can't believe we had to do this again.
The first stream got cut off, but we have more energy now because we're going to slay the demons.
We're going to abort the devil.
We're going to go into the womb of hell and we're going to cut the devil limb by limb piece by piece and we're going to take him down at a freaking gate.
I hate the antichrist.
I hate the antichrist.
Wow.
I do.
I do.
But I can't believe it back.
And people say there's an insurrection.
I might be getting an erection because we're about to kill the devil.
And that's how I get my heart on.
I do got to say, as I went out there, if you can go to my screen, if you missed this on the first stream, it's absolutely amazing.
I went out with Sarah and with Josiah and whatnot to this protest in Dallas.
Now, we're going to be hitting a bunch of cities.
We're going to hit Dallas.
We're going to hit New York.
We're going to hit DC, Phoenix.
There was an actual insurrection that happened.
The women are crazy.
Molech, his priestess have been let out on the earth.
And we decided to hit the protest locally in our city, which is, by the way, I believe one of the top 10 most violent cities, not including the abortions that are committed every year.
Now, if you noticed, I was mentioning that it's not hard for me to fit in.
This is a very sad thing.
When it comes to left-wing protests, it takes a Ukraine cape, maybe like a little face mask, just to say maybe he likes getting pegged.
Maybe he does.
Look, the mask, he likes to cover the hole in the front and have his hole filled in the back.
It's sort of this like duplicity.
On the other hand, my favorite part about protests, how absolutely racist they are, is that all Sarah had to do to fit in was be Mexican.
Like, that's literally it.
And a woman.
It's like, oh, Mexican women aren't, don't think for themselves, right?
That's literally the thought process.
Like, here's a Mexican woman.
There's no way she's a free thinker.
That's so sad.
The spicy Latina.
Yeah, Jennifer Lopez right there.
People say, she's like a J-Lo figure, wouldn't you say so?
Yeah, she's like the J-Lo of the Blaze.
Yeah, she's like J-Blaze.
No, but I was gonna say, you know, we're gonna try to make light of this a little bit, have some fun.
It is gonna be pretty serious.
We have a lot of footage, a lot of insanity that was going on.
And it is heartbreaking.
And, you know, this is a comedy show.
And so, like, nothing here is ever really meant to be taken that seriously.
And, like, I mentioned, you know, many, many episodes.
If you don't understand that this show is sort of a joke, then you are acts, like, you are actually a fucking idiot and you need to rethink your entire life.
But I will say that I'm never going to stop going out on the streets.
You know, it's literally, I'm like an internet prostitute.
I just go out and get content.
I want to show people what's really going on.
And what's actually happening here in America in this moment is so crazy that we have so much footage.
It's going to be a very long stream.
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So we're going to jump right into this.
I do have this picture here to prove that Josiah was there.
This one took this.
This looks like I got caught or something.
Like, I feel like this is like the face you make when someone walks in on you masturbating or something.
No, I get like frightened when people put cameras and start taking pictures of me.
You don't blame me for being a little bit freaked out because they always do this to get a picture of your face so that they can blast you and then they can like they can pummel you and beat the shit out of you in the streets.
Well, the first UNT protest that we went to was that one where they were trying to do the trans protest or whatever.
That was like my first, first protest for left wings protests.
And whenever we got there, there was this dude wearing like, you know, the basic like Walmart American nationalism like t-shirt or whatever and taking photos of us just sus.
And I mean, those all got uploaded and they know who I am.
They know who you are, obviously.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, I don't know who you are.
Went to the protest taking pictures of us with a professional camera.
He's actual licensed press and starts walking around telling people, don't talk to him, don't talk to him, don't talk to him.
They know who we are because you know what?
When it comes to killing children, we're not going to let you get away with it.
And you know what?
I'm going to say this before we even talk about, you know, what's going on, let's clarify something.
People are out there protesting in 2022, at least with Black Lives Matter in 2020, we are protesting for black lives.
Now, everyone knows it was a freaking scam.
These were communist groups that were looking to cipher money from unassuming white people who thought they were making a difference.
Would never let a multi-use, multi-family facility be built in their neighborhood that could house lower-income black people because they're not like really actually like black people.
They're like more the black, the kind of white people that say they do, but in the meantime, they want black people to kill their children for population control, which would be called the Democrat Party.
That's the kind of white people we're talking about here.
And so, you know, these people that they don't understand, you can literally, you're literally getting what you wanted.
Roe v. Wade being overturned puts the power of abortion back into the states.
And this is going to sound so unpopular, but I understand that in the framework of our Constitution, I believe our founding fathers fully freaking understood that states were going to be diametrically opposed and different to each other and this federalist system that we have of like where every state is sort of the same.
I don't think they envisioned that.
Now, I don't think they envision states legalizing abortion.
I don't think that was part of the plan either.
Absolutely not.
But I also understand that like a country, I can deal more with a country where I can live in a state that you can be receive capital punishment for killing a children, knowing that there's another state where they do kill children, but knowing that my money is not going to support them.
We're not a federalist system.
The federal government isn't using my tax dollars for my state to go support some other state.
There's plenty of countries around the world that I don't like.
I don't want to exist, but I don't think we should invade and destroy them.
It's just like, leave them be.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, let them, like, California, let it fall off.
Yeah.
Well, I was, I was on the phone with my grandpa today, and I was like, ah, you know, this Roe v. Wade stuff, it's happening.
You know, Nehemiah, it's time that we start following the commandments and God will bring back the Christians together.
And I'm excited.
And he was like, I'm like, these states, they're going to have their own rights and or whatever, right?
You're going to have, go to California to get an abortion.
It's like, let California just eat itself.
You know, it's just going to become a depraved, even more depraved crap hole.
And all of the people that want to pay high taxes can all go there.
And we can have Texas and we can have our red states and live happily.
And you can go live unhappily killing children.
But eventually, listen, listen, eventually we are coming for you.
No, we will.
The invasion is coming.
And what I meant is like, it should be, if you go to California and you get an abortion at this point, but if you come back to Texas, you should be imprisoned and you should receive whatever the justice system is reformed to.
I would say that I'm more like we're soft on crime.
If you murder someone intentionally, forcefully, and dismember them, that's worthy of capital punishment.
Now, I'm not talking about going out and blowing up abortion centers or doing any acts of violence or anything like that.
I mean, that I think that the state should have the right to prosecute.
If you commit a crime in another state under the same country, you should say, well, that's a crime here and you committed murder and we don't tolerate that.
And people are like, someone would attack that and clip that out or something and be like, oh, he's saying that we should prosecute people for murdering children.
Yes, I do think that.
That's literally the point.
But here's the issue.
We're going to find out these protesters are not that smart.
We're going to start with the Dallas protest.
I'm chilling.
It's a Saturday.
All hell has prevented this stream from going.
Seriously.
If it doesn't end, this is my home studio.
I have confetti of color.
I'm a politically correct person.
I hang out with Mexican hosts and I platform them.
This is the kind of person that I am.
Yeah, exactly.
Most of these are purple, a little gay, but it's okay.
Because when you're fighting abortion, apparently homosexuality is, this is next on the list, I guess, but we're not there yet.
So we went out into the protest.
I didn't think it was going to pop off.
But to show you how crazy this is, we have some insane videos of violence of people like Drew Hernandez getting attacked.
This is the protest in Dallas.
I would say there was anywhere between 2,500 to 3,500 people that showed up, pretty sizable for this.
Now, we're going to turn up the chant here for a second.
And I want you to try to listen to what they're saying.
Listen to this.
We don't care if people die.
You start beatboxing.
They're always like demons.
You know, like that woman.
She has no soul.
And like, I feel bad for that woman.
Nobody has.
Where's the souls?
Where's the life?
Where's the beauty?
And I'm not one to really be speaking.
We can take that off the screen.
I don't know what that is.
Take that clip off.
That's not, that is Washington, D.C.
But uh, but no, so the point is, is that they were saying in that, uh, specifically, they were saying, uh, pro-life is a lie.
We don't care if people die.
And so the phrase they kept saying was, we don't care if people die.
At face value, before we even talk about how this got screwed up a little bit, people are such drones that even though the original chant wasn't, we don't care if people die, it got turned into we don't care if people die.
And they all started chanting the chant, we don't care if people die, pro-life is a lie.
We don't care that people die, which is the assumption if I was to take it at face value and it wasn't like this show, which is mostly just sarcasm and humor, I would take them that they're all saying, we literally don't care if people die.
Yeah.
We just don't care.
And that's a weird chant.
Like we went back from like 2016, 2015, the Hyde Amendment.
No, abortion, it's not a life.
It doesn't have a heartbeat.
Its brain isn't functioning and we can kill it because it's not alive to just straight up, we don't care if people die.
If it's a person that's dead, so what?
Yeah, finally, at least they're being truthful, right?
We don't care if people die.
We don't care if our children die.
I mean, at least finally you're coming clean.
This willful ignorance that they put themselves under before of like, oh, it's not really a life and all of this crap.
It's been debunked, you know, a million times over.
They just needed to get to a point to where now they can come out and say, we don't care if people die because we value our rights more than that.
I mean, all these signs, we're going to have them pop up of guns have more right than my vagina.
They might be JJ.
What are you talking about?
Like, you can't take a gun into colleges.
You can't take your gun most places.
You know, I can't even conceal carry a pistol right now at 19 years old.
Like, guns don't, it's just, it shows you just how dumb these females are, really.
And this is how stupid they are.
So the idea was, it's very hot in here, the air conditioning is broken.
But the point of the matter is, is that the original chant was, pro-life is a lie.
They don't care if people die.
So it was supposed to be this chant of like, there's no such thing as pro-life, which is this argument that pro-life people are for capital punishment.
Yeah, we're for justice.
Just because I'm like, I believe people have the right to a life.
I believe if you take a life, you sort of forfeit that, especially intentionally and in dismemberment, like a abortion, which is a murder of a child and dismemberment of a child, that, you know, there's an accountability that needs to be had at a state level.
There needs to be accountability for killing people.
And I wouldn't walk that back.
If you kill people intentionally, you are not a good person.
In fact, you are a bad person.
And I can forgive a lot of sins, but I don't think you should be out in the street if you're trying to take people down and murder them.
Unless you're Hillary Clinton, in that case, you may actually become the president one day.
Who knows?
But it gets worse because they got it wrong.
And if you look at this here, you know, we had a variety of individuals.
So check this out.
I can go to my screen.
So we had like these people.
This is right here.
I am six out of 10, keep abortions safe.
And I like how someone said, she's like a three out of 10, actually, which I don't think that's what she meant, though.
I think that was a, I don't think the joke was being a six out of 10.
This is like, they always have like marks, the armpit hair, the stickies.
Like, I mean, if I wasn't there and then like the colored flag as the outfit, there's like the ribs.
There's a lot going on here.
And if only you could see the teeth and smell the breath and the BO, it's just, it literally will make you shiver.
It will give you goosebumps.
It's like Malek is manifesting in these women and it's just like, you can smell it.
It's disgusting.
Yeah, and I think only people understand that aren't there.
Like, there's always these shitty journalists that we always talk about them on the show that they sit in their apartments and all they do is try to like tear people down and they criticize.
Brian Stelter's a good example of that.
He sits in his studio.
He's like, I'm actually the preveyer of truth.
I really, you know he always says something like I was actually on with Christian.
Um, the guy who, who got, who stumped Brian Stelter on a panel at Amfest.
Uh, the other day in in Vegas, the guy who asked him the question like hey, if FOX NEWS is a fake news, oh yeah, respond to these 10 things that are fake news, including the Jesse Smollett hoax, the Russia hoax that CNN like pushed, and Brian Stelter's reaction was like ooh, is it time for lunch?
Yet, meaning they they, they don't know what to do when they're confronted.
And when you really confront these like these, these priestess of Satan that are out there, it's like you do realize they're under a delusion.
They're under a delusion that natural deodorant works, which I would like to make a point.
It doesn't, but I don't even know if they wear it.
But it's also like I mean you just look at this girl and I I mean, look at that.
It's like the soul has been sucked out.
Yeah, there's no soul in that.
And if I wasn't, I mean I knew this person was an adult because they were like smoking and stuff.
I hope they are.
It's like this looks like a child, this.
Where's this person's father?
Where's yeah, where's a husband like to help this person say, hey right, go inside, think it over.
There's no dignity in this.
These women have no dignity.
They they don't respect their bodies.
They're not even whores or hoes.
There's something deeper.
Yeah, I love the whole, like it's health care.
It's like all of you guys are fat and ugly.
You don't care about your health and we could use some of that.
Look at your teeth, floss.
If you care about your health and stop smoking cigarettes all the time, the yellow teeth.
All right, take out my screen.
We got to show a little more here.
So we had a lot of characters we have.
We have our like We and Fleckers used to do.
You know, we have our fantasy uh, our fantasy football team.
I don't know if we have the twerk for our rights.
I'm just gonna bring it up.
I don't think we pulled these videos, but I think we do have sound.
Go ahead and look at this.
I'm gonna go my screen here.
Um, we had women twerking for abortion rights.
So this is, um, I don't know if we can, if we're having sound, but I wrote shaking that ass so we can kill our babies probably a hoe and not be a ladies, and someone thought it was a typo, but the ladies is, because it's a little bit of my hood type.
But so they were like shaking it right and I noticed the attractiveness, the overall attractiveness of the women is uh, through the roof.
You have the person in the middle with the the red shirt.
You don't know if they're a man or a woman, you don't know what he's doing.
That person fell twerking.
That guy's lit, lit.
He's having a good time.
Oh yeah, stone.
Yeah, this is look, this looks fun.
And then um, I think my favorite part is if we go with the sound back on.
Oh, you hear this scream and I didn't notice this.
I'm so glad Sarah pointed this out.
Oh, it's triggly puff, remember.
Oh man, that's a unit, that's a unit.
That is what you call a heifer of a unit.
And god bless her.
You know yeah, eternally pregnant, eternally pregnant.
I thought that, like your, bicep was just one muscle, and she threw her arms up and I saw three different segments of muscle.
How does that even happen?
Wow, that's three different biceps.
Wow wow, that is my legs on the top of the torso, that is bigger than my legs.
And speaking of deficiencies right, I mean geez like.
And also I, what I love too, I always love the uh we, we used we used to call um.
It's just, that's just a lot going on there and that's just what these are, the kind of people remember, if you want to get an abortion, you're gonna someone's gonna have to want to get you pregnant first.
Yeah, that's like a first step that a lot of these people forget.
And that's why i'm wondering what guys don't have dignity that are like lowering themselves to standards, that are like impregnating these women and then forcing them to kill their children.
Would she even know that she's pregnant?
Yeah, would she?
Yeah, we have to go back to the, the joke of like the fat women going to the abortion center and they're like, ma'am that's, you're just eating too much.
Mcdonald's like that's a little quarter pounder, that's, you just need to take my, the double quarter pounder.
Let's reduce back to the single quarter pounder, let's get back to it.
But it's like.
That's what I don't understand.
Why is it always people that I think would be the lowest on the reproductive scale.
That are the least I would say to be nice to them.
They have a lot of work to be done.
Yeah, right?
Like getting your neck back.
She doesn't even have a neck Obesity is a crime.
It should be a crime.
Dude, fat people are very depressed in the world.
They really are.
And I know that for a matter of fact, because like we could all, you know, get in better shape and stuff.
And like, obesity is the biggest crime against humanity other than abortion that's been legalized in this country.
Like, they want you fat, addicted, sick, poor, and they don't want you to reproduce.
Right.
They want you to be killing your kids.
It's just, it's true.
Imagine like if all these people that pulled up were Chads and they were ripped and they were like, my body, my choice.
And you were like, well, I mean, like, you're shredded and you're like big, you're super healthy.
Like, you're really treating your body correctly.
Like, you're making the right choices.
But you look at these people who are saying, my body, my choice.
And they're making the wrong choices with their body, not only by killing their babies, but also just by eating so much.
And I'm like, how how has this become health care?
It's all.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, ma'am.
It's so bad.
I know you guys were selling the baby parts once you were killing the babies.
You were supposed to kill the baby, not suck it out and eat it too.
Right?
So it's like, it's like, is she the planned parenthood?
Is she the CEO?
She's the garbage disposal.
They just go outside and show him as her mouth and just like scoop the parts of the dead children.
I don't know.
But these are baby murderers.
They're killers.
They're most depraved people.
And luckily, the right people hate us, right?
People attack the show all the time.
All the time.
We're always like just getting attacked, attacked, attacked.
And it's whatever.
It's part of the fun.
But we do have friends that get attacked more often than us, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, who did respond saying, well, this is new.
Could this actually lead to what they are all melting down about?
Who is going to tell them?
Which means, I'm wondering what this means.
Could this lead to what they were actually basically like not getting pregnant, I guess?
Or was this like – Well, scroll down.
I think it's off of your tweet.
Well, I just said Dallas woman twerking.
These are just the women.
It's so much going on here.
Why are they dressed like that?
Why do they look like that?
Why do they smell like that?
Why are they?
Get these women out of here.
Get them off the hill.
Women's rights have gone too far, it seems, to where it seems like there's a little bit of a disconnect.
I don't know what the, it's, that person's so stoned with the glasses, just going, mm-hmm, the red hat.
I just imagine if you like had glasses that could show you the particles in the air, it's just like fecal matter all over the place.
Yeah.
Just I'll tell you this.
That smelled like warm mayonnaise and supersonic queefs.
And that's a gross.
It would smell like vaginal sweat and hot mayonnaise.
That's how I consider that.
Who's impregnating that?
What's going on?
Somebody needs to get these people under control.
Vaginal sweat and hot mayonnaise.
What do they call?
What is the tranquilizer for a beast?
What is that called?
Is that ketamine?
I think so.
Horse tranquilizer.
I mean horse tranquilizer.
Calm these people down.
All right, take off my screen.
We got more from the Dallas protest coming up.
We got a lot of stuff to talk about.
This is going to be a long stream.
We got so much good stuff to talk about.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
We've never gone live.
Listen, guys, if you guys like this, I don't go live.
I want to turn this show live and I want to start doing just more lives, just extra shows, things on the weekend, tracking protests, which is why I built this home studio.
No, is it good?
No.
Is it shitty?
Yes.
That's everything we do here.
It's slightly offensive.
Not that good, kind of shitty, but not bad enough that it's horrible and not good enough that you can boast about it.
It's just like targeted enough that most people don't like us.
But I have this too.
Sarah brought this up.
What I thought was weird, in the midst of all that, sure, that's an adult thing, but Sarah Gonzalez uploaded this picture.
If you go to my screen, this woman literally brought her newborn baby.
Wow.
Let me see if I can get out just her post.
Sarah said, Whoa, a woman brings her newborn baby to a pro-abortion protest in Dallas.
Oh, and I'm not going to mock anything here because, first of all, cute little baby, right?
Babies, they look little gremlins.
It's always like, oh, it's like, yeah, it's like, oh, my, you know, what is that?
And it's like, oh, that's my baby.
It's like, I thought we were watching Alien.
You know, they look weird.
Yeah.
But we're trying to protect babies.
But isn't that sick?
You bring a newborn baby.
Right.
Like, I'm not talking about the safety issue.
Yeah.
I don't care about the fact that they're like, take your baby wherever you want.
I'm not going to talk crap on parenting.
Right.
That's a freaking newborn baby at a rally to murder newborn babies.
Like, literally, just shunt their skulls with scissors.
That's a partial birth abortion.
They want to kill the children.
And they also want this quality care where they take the baby and then they don't touch it.
They use gloves.
So it never made human contact.
So then you leave the baby on a cart and you let the baby starve to death and it just cries and starves to death.
That's literally what they're fighting for.
And even what a lot of governors in what Canada wants.
They want to kill the children.
And that's just the sad part.
It's like, that's a beautiful little life.
Yes, they do look like gremlins, but like, that's what they want to murder.
That's what they stolen from.
She lost.
They stole her neck and the possibility of her future children.
Oh my, yeah.
There we go.
No neck.
Once again.
Once again, no neck.
Oh, my gosh.
It's just, why would you, what are the optics?
Like, what are the optics on this?
Let me bring my child to a pro abortion protest.
They don't like children.
That's why they're killing them.
Why would you bring that?
What?
Do they like have empathy seeing that you have like a child?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's completely lost on me.
Just like all of these signs.
It's just, it doesn't make, it doesn't even make any sense.
But it was a protest that was created by only women.
And whenever we were there, it was just women speakers.
I remember this one speaker, she got up and she was like, I used to sit down to pee, but now I stand up.
I'm empowered and I piss on these men's feet.
And I was like, wait, so standing up to pee is empowering?
I didn't know that.
Kind of say, can I say, I'm going to actually reenact her speech.
I didn't film it.
And I was even like, I didn't film it because I go, I was so weirded out.
There's some speeches that happen at these events.
They weird me out so much.
I'm going, huh?
She goes, my name is blank doctor.
I am a chiropractor.
And of course, she also has a visage.
She looks like a marshmallow wrapped in a bed sheet.
And she goes, I sit down to pee.
And I'm always like, what a start to a speech thing.
Okay, so does Justin Trudeau, but nobody's making a big deal about that.
Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee.
We just like to point that out every time that he does like it.
And she was like, this is when you're stretching the slam poetry shit.
And I'm like, okay, ma'am, there were many better ways to start a poem than urinating.
Why is it always body fluids and liquids and murder and children and cutting off body parts and mutilation?
Why are you such sick fucks?
What's wrong with you?
You guys are weird.
Why do you use poop on each other?
I found that out recently.
They're pooping.
The people are pooping on each other.
That was the last episode.
I was like, the people are doing it.
They're pooping.
And she was like, and that was her, that was her ending.
And you tell those men, we're going to piss on your feet.
First of all, unfortunately, because of OnlyFans and WikiFeet, some men might pay for that.
So that's not really a fight against the patriarchy.
Some men like a little pee-pee on the pinky toe.
But also, like, I don't know.
Like, I've got a jellyfish thing and peed on my own foot before.
It wasn't that, it didn't do anything.
I didn't lose anything.
I didn't, no one took away my degree.
Nothing happened to me.
It was just pee.
It's pretty, pretty sanitary.
It's like pretty hygienic.
I would say pee.
It doesn't have a lot of bacteria.
It's a lot of nitrogen, et cetera.
Yeah, it is.
P is actually like, that's why it's not gross if you sit on someone else's pee on the toilet.
Well, It's not going to be a problem.
It's a good principle.
It's still.
No, but no, it's the poo-poo that you don't want.
But the pee is not the bad part.
I can just imagine, like, that's your child, and you're, like, walking and knocking on your daughter's door, and you're like, honey, what are you doing?
I'm making a poem about piss.
Oh, God.
Like, what is happening?
I'm a doc.
Trust doctors.
Like, the doctor that made a poem about peeing on men's feet.
Yeah, I would say, let's not talk about that.
But, like, they did go to the federal building.
We got a few little more to wrap up here with this.
If you know my screen here, there was a huge police presence at the pro-abortion protest across the street.
They went to confront the federal building, but Dallas learned this time because, you know, they'll let you burn down the city for Floyd, but not for Fletas or Fetus.
You know, they both start with an F. If only the fetus, someone, you know, I don't know.
Well, I feel like if Trump was in office, it would have been a lot worse, honestly.
Yeah, I look at your camera's like glitching.
Do you notice that?
Yeah, it's a little glitchy.
Literally, Satan hates us.
It's the Antichrist.
Yeah, it's literal, it's demons, it's Molech.
He's wanting to make it end.
No, but there was a pretty big police presence, and it was like they tried.
And you know how I got away with this when I was filming them?
Because they were like, don't talk to white men with cameras.
Very racist, very misaligent, very, I mean, sexist.
But at the same time.
That's ironically true.
Yeah, that's true because we're the ones.
That's kind of like a sad plight on them.
The ones that are exposing you are white men.
That seems like we're finding a little difference here in the racial equality that they think that white men are trying to stop murdering of children.
I'll take it.
I'll take the L or the Dubbs.
No, we'll take the Doves.
Yeah.
The whites will take the Dubs on this one.
Yeah, I was going to say that's like, it's like, it's like you could be racist towards white people, but I'll say that's a kind of good form of racism in terms of if you're saying that white people don't want to murder children.
If you hate my skin color because we don't want to kill kids, then cool.
Yeah.
I rock with that.
Me too.
Let's take it off the screen.
We got more on this coming up.
We got some good stuff going here.
So we also have this too.
So there was this one person who, like, okay, can you go to my screen?
Because so she held up this sign that was like, if my uterus shot bullets, would it have more rights?
Probably.
You'd be scared.
Pew pew.
I would.
I would.
But like, I mean, oh, dude.
Oh.
Dude.
It gets worse.
It's like Larry the cable guy mixed with like Job of the Hut.
It's like, it's like, literally, it's like someone's going to, who's going to, who's going to take, you know, send a bounty hunter after you after they fixed your sink.
It's like, dude, I'm going to tell you this.
Wow.
I don't have anything else to say.
I'm not even going to be rude.
I have nothing to say.
I just go, listen, whoa, that's it.
That is what I have.
That's got a gravitational pull.
If your vagina shot bullets, it would go straight through your stomach and then out your stomach again.
And then it would probably just like ricochet somewhere.
Get between your legs.
No one likes chafing, whether it's from a hypersonic bullet or whether it's from like bad underwear or something like that.
Nobody wants that.
Nobody likes that.
Nobody's into that kind of stuff.
But, you know, Mrs. Hutt.
Mrs. Hutt.
And not being rude, Mrs. P. Pizza Hutt.
Somebody actually went far.
Look at that.
You guys are so wrong for this.
Listen, these guys are wrong.
You guys are wrong for that.
I love that.
You guys are so.
This is on the Telegram chat.
T.me slash slightly offensive.
Y'all are wrong for that.
You're so wrong.
Pew, Here's the problem.
There's this, it's humiliating.
Like, I don't, like, there's just like, it's like, dude, there's other things you should be worrying about than abortion.
Like, hey, people wanting to have sex with you.
Like, that's, like, try to want to get sex before you kill the kid that came out of it.
And also, man, I don't know if you're like 19 or 42.
It's confusing.
But when you look at the dichotomy, the difference here, Juck's position between the woman behind her and her, like, this is very sad.
I sometimes wish I was a leftist because, like, all the good-looking people are on the right.
And so what's sad is, I'm not talking like celebrities and like Democrats and like, you know, these, these people, but when you go to these events, they're so ugly.
Like, I'm immediately go from like a 5.2 to like a 10.5.
Like, I go past the scale when I'm at these events because that's my competition.
Girls, if you feel ugly, go to a protest and your confidence level will shoot up to the roof.
Yeah.
Literally.
And maybe your vagina will shoot out to the roof too because you have bullets coming out of it.
Literally.
Vaginal bullets.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, dude.
I didn't know people were that ugly.
Well, back home.
Back home, we go to the mall.
Every single time I come back to town, we go to the mall and we just, I'm like, hey, you know, I have all my friends with me.
Just some, you know, a couple big black guys, a couple big, big white guys.
And we'll go to the mall.
And we just actually, we just harass people.
So if you're like wearing a mask, we'll just be like, look at this retard wearing a mask.
And we'll say it so loud.
What is this?
When are you doing this?
Oh, back at P83, baby.
Come on.
You know, hey, we'll like point at people.
And we got to this one person that was like had the dishnet on and had like a dress and it was a guy.
We were like, I was like, man, look at this guy.
And I pointed at him and like he had a friend with a purple hair mullet.
I think it was a girl.
He was like, oh, fuck you.
And it was like, she like glitched out.
Like the NPC didn't have a patch.
How old were you when this was occurring?
No, this was like last month.
What are you doing doing stuff like that?
Do not have.
You have to live a little bit.
I did not approve.
I live a little bit.
Here's the point.
I did not approve.
I say this.
I say this.
No approval.
You don't need to point people out because here's the point of our culture.
Our culture doesn't have shame.
So there's, in a culture where there's shame, pointing out things would be important, right?
Like we should point out when you have a flat tire because that means you might, the car might blow up.
Right.
When there's something wrong with you, then you might point out.
But, but to point things, like, pointing things out, it's like, dude, there's, there's not, like, check this out.
It's like, I just put this picture up, and this was one of like the organizers of the protest.
You just end it here.
You don't say anything.
You just, these are, like, I'm not taking advice on health care from somebody who doesn't take care of their health.
You will not define for me what a woman's health care is when you don't even know what the word health is.
Like, so what, what's, what's crazy is like, yeah, it's like, it's like, sure.
I do believe they shame devils with masks.
I do agree with that.
People be like, hey, why are you wearing a mask?
I believe we should ask people that.
Why are you wearing one?
Do you know it doesn't work?
I tell people that all the time.
Do you know your mask doesn't work?
Do you know that it's like this ridiculous?
I go, you're wearing a mask outside.
Do you know there's no science behind that?
Because they ridiculed us for years.
They need a little bit of that ridicule back on them.
They need a little bit of that shame pushed back on them.
But like when people look like this, you don't have to make fun of them.
You don't have to mock them.
You don't have to be rude to them.
They humiliate themselves daily by their existence, which is why they're liberal.
They're bitter at the world.
And they get mad at Giga Chad, right-wing people, because we're not miserable.
We're not depressed.
We're not upset.
We understand our sexuality.
We understand our gender.
We're not addicted to hard drugs.
So yes, we have vices.
We're humans.
We have problems.
But at the same time, we acknowledge their problems.
We don't try to justify them.
And when we have issues, we don't, instead, when we realize we're all fat and ugly, don't go, hey, let's create a new movement called fat acceptance where we literally take the fat and we accept it as part of our identity, which by the way is self-harm.
You are killing yourself.
Obesity is a form of suicide.
And suicide is not something funny at all.
And I had a friend who died when he was 18.
He killed himself and literally, he literally hung himself.
And I remember that I did, I found out, I actually just read my yearbook the other day.
He was like, oh, like he wrote a big thing for me.
He's like, thanks for being one of my only friends.
Little did I know he was going to literally kill himself a few weeks later.
And you know what's so said?
I missed a call from him before he killed himself.
No.
Yes.
So I've always kept it a little bit feeling like his death was, I could have prevented it.
But what I meant is like one of the things that was about him was like he was so negative all the time.
And it was really sad to see because depression is real.
And he was very negative.
And I would always try to tell him like, dude, don't you know, he'd always be like, I'm fat, I'm ugly, I'm this, I'm that.
And he was really like down on himself.
But the way to heal that, and I wish I could have been more mature and known him, I was really young at the time, like 18.
So I didn't, you know, I didn't think he was going to kill himself.
I didn't think that was going to happen.
Nobody thinks right.
So I understand these people are depressed and stuff, and nobody wants them to, like, you know, we don't want you killing babies.
We don't want you killing yourself.
We don't want you doing anything wrong.
But the answer then to dealing with the pain that you're feeling and the misery is not to try to spread it like a disease out into the world and make everyone as fat, miserable, ugly, and disgusting as you.
Like, no, I'm, hey, go on a treadmill.
It does wonders for your brain.
You know what I mean?
Like, just pick up more than a Big Mac.
Like, just do more than that.
Like, a little more, a little walk.
Like, I'm trying to bring some positivity into the world.
Do something that can change your mental health.
And that's where they sit around thinking that they need to kill their children when it's like, look in the mirror.
You need to lose some weight.
And that'll really help you.
Yeah.
Well, and also, people just need to start saying what they're thankful for.
Like, you know, life is so easy whenever, I mean, I mean, starting up this stream, bro, it's like we could just lost our shit.
Everything's, we're locked out of the studio.
We can't get in.
It's like, it's so easy to complain.
It's the easiest thing to do.
It's actually hard to say that you're thankful.
But I mean, scientifically, literally, if you look into the studies, like being thankful is actually a very, very helpful, mental thing that you can do, just writing down what you're thankful for.
And it will, it will help you a lot.
And just taking notes of like the things in your life that you do love or that you do cherish and kind of amplifying those throughout your life and sprinkling them in because life is tough and I mean shit sucks.
So you have to figure out what you like and what's good and good for you, obviously.
And you have to kind of like sprinkle that in and have fun.
Well, yeah.
And like these are the directors of the event.
Check this out here.
I do take a lot of pictures of these people.
It's just like, there's no way that you're, there's no way that you could look like this and think that abortion is your first issue on your mind.
Like literally abort your BMI.
Start there.
The fact that their heads are like almost like two feet apart and their stomachs are like six inches apart is like so funny to me because you're social distancing, but your gut isn't.
The gut's not social distancing.
They're a V. They're a literal V. These are like the Democrat socialist or whatever in Dallas and you're just like, Lord, help us all.
Seriously.
Because these are the men in our country.
These are the people that are supposed to be like fighting for us that are part of the nature of who we are.
And it's just, it's critically horrible to watch that.
It's sad to see the utter state of men.
And you see why women want to kill their children.
Why would they want these men to raise them?
Yeah.
Why would they trust these men to help raise their kids with them and to help support them, right?
Right?
Like, why would they?
I mean, look at the guys they're surrounded with.
These guys can't take care of kids.
Yeah.
Can't even take care of themselves.
Yeah, you're a weak loser.
I wouldn't want to have your kid either, dude.
Shape up.
Stop being such a bitch.
I mean, that's.
Who's giving that guy a blowjob?
That's great.
You have to lift up the fupa.
That's disgusting.
What the fuck's going on?
How did we get to Fallatio?
I'm saying you've got to.
There's usually steps to sex.
So they're doing something to get the kid.
And it's like, how are you getting?
How are you foreplaying or getting the steps to sex?
Like, how do you even get there?
How did they not just like lift up their shirt and you went, done, over?
None.
No, none of this.
I can literally smell the last gender, queer, trans person you slept with, you pansexual fool.
Like, I can smell it.
I can smell the grease.
I can smell it.
I can smell the talcum powder from the super tuck.
I'm grossing myself out here.
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So, unfortunately for us, Dallas went pretty good.
It didn't go too crazy, and I'm very happy with the way it went overall.
But LA popped off a little bit.
So, LA, I'll go to my screen here in just a second.
LA went a little crazy, and LA had some protests.
If you don't know about this, they actually shut down their freeways.
So, if you check this out, everybody here, this is from Aaliyah Scootercaster.
She's a great journalist.
This is from her Twitter here from freedomnews.tv.
And she was filming this video of everyone shutting down the 110 freeway, which, by the way, is a very small freeway.
The geniuses in LA said, let's make a three or four lane freeway through the center of America's most congested city.
They have flares.
It's very satanic.
This is very Mad Max-esque.
It's very, quite disgusting.
Very much what you would expect from protests around the country, around the world.
This is that kind of gross dark energy.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, this is very Antifa.
They love flares.
They like masks.
They love illegal immigrants and they love pansexual orgies.
And it's just what they're into.
I love the sign that says, like, vasectomy will prevent abortion, too.
And it always has to be so extreme where it's like, chop your dick off.
And here we go again with the chop your dick off narrative.
And it's like, how about you just don't have sex?
Like, just wait till you get married to have sex.
I know this is radical ideas here.
Radical ideas.
Just don't have sex with women that you wouldn't want to have children with and then marry them and then have children with them.
Well, yeah, and I think, I think, okay, so I did a pregnancy scare with an ex of mine when I was younger.
And we did use plan B, which I think is an abortive can.
I don't know if they were.
I think that I would consider it too.
So I'm not, I'm not, not guilty.
I think that I don't, we don't know if she was pregnant or anything like that.
It's just like, you know, the condom broke and it was like, let's just take this just in case.
And I understand that people don't really understand.
Like, I didn't know what Plan B was when I was at age two, right?
I was like, I didn't know what it was.
I was just told, go get this.
It'll make, it'll keep, it'll actually keep you from having a baby, not from killing a baby.
But I think people have been lied to.
And the fact that you would shut down a freeway to kill your children is just like some weird correlation.
I don't understand.
And I don't get this protest culture that the left has, but I damn well respect it.
The fact that the left wing across all of the states can unite under a cause and cause mayhem, the right wing never does anything useful like that.
Like, I know it seems like, oh, well, yeah, we don't, we don't, we don't act like that because we're individualists, but you know, they really have taken over our institutions.
They've really gotten a lot underway.
And like, it is like, it is pretty crazy.
I mean, like, this is a constant threat.
When they don't get their way, they, they, they, they riot and they protest.
L.A. always pops off the most.
I feel like LA has a special place in my heart.
It's like pretty much always like that.
That let's see here.
We are, yeah, we have this as well.
This is from El American.
Go ahead and let's play this.
They're attacking drivers who were trying to get past on the street.
So people were actually attacking drivers.
Yeah, like, well, the cars.
Like, we saw this at the beginning.
Wow.
See, like hitting with a stick.
See, boom.
This is from Anthony Cabasas of El American.
You should follow him.
You should follow his page.
He's a very good journalist out there in LA, and he's been covering this stuff.
He's right in the front lines.
He uses his Mexican super camo in order to look at this.
They're all coming down.
And it's like, I don't understand.
You're down there and you're attacking vehicles.
What is this?
They probably agree with you.
That's probably an illegal immigrant.
You probably just attacked me illegals.
The guys are good.
Cool with you.
Just let me go by.
Look at that guy.
Just let me go by.
It's a communist.
That guy should be in jail.
I just feel bad.
Somebody's in their car right there and they're like, I just really need to take a shit right now.
Yeah, I know.
I just really need to take a shit.
Dude, somebody's not getting their Coke order.
You know what I mean?
They're like, some drug dealers there be like, damn, my clients can be pissed.
Somebody in there in their Hollywood penthouse.
That's right on the way to like, that's like near the conjunction, right in the middle of downtown.
Damn.
And they do it as theatrics.
Like, that is so scary.
I've been in these situations.
Like, these people will kill you.
They literally will.
Oh, yeah, I bet.
They're insane.
All right, let's take it off the screen.
We got a lot coming up with Los Angeles.
We got a lot of craziness coming up.
All right, let's get into some more of this.
Okay, so we have that.
So cops came and they cleared it up.
Cops came and cleared up the street.
Here's Anthony Cabasas.
Let's go ahead and play this.
So breaking police, confront protesters on freeway.
Order they get off freeway immediately or face immediate arrest.
And so you had all of the protesters here being cleared off the street.
And it's like there's not enough police though.
I'm not even like pro-police per se, but I do get a little nervous because, you know, I've watched the police in LA don't mess around.
They use a lot of brutality.
I don't know if you know this.
LA, they will literally beat the shit out of you.
They will, like, I feel like historically, that's how it's always been with them, right?
Yeah, like they'll just break your bar.
They don't care.
They just come in with sticks.
Like, dude, we can beat you up.
They don't care.
And so people that are messing around with them is so strange.
And because of the nature of these people wanting to attack press, it puts press in danger because press don't know how to identify themselves.
Because if you identify yourself as press, you get attacked.
Yeah.
And I think we have a video coming up of a girl that's press and she just gets knocked down.
I mean, it's so sad.
You can't even record and be protected anymore, even if you're press or not.
They don't, they probably hate the fact that all these phones are up.
The regime.
Well, yeah, but you know what's really crazy too?
And this is where it's gotten so racist.
I love the transgender strip tease going on at the corner.
Very LA-esque.
Got the vibe.
That's what I figured my last brain cell looks like as it tries to process what's happening in the world today.
That like the hard part about being a white person today is that like they don't allow white press.
Like that's like we mentioned earlier.
They don't allow white people.
They get really suspicious that there's a white person with a camera.
And so it's like only Hispanic people can really record in these things up front and up close, which is why people like Anthony Cabasas are so important, which is like the integration of needing people out there.
Where it's like, we don't like this system where you have to be Hispanic to film this.
But since that is how it is, thank God Anthony who speaks fluent Spanish, who's out there, is somebody who's doing this work.
And I'm really happy about it because it's not something that is easy work.
And, you know, of course, Cal, I mean, LA people were doing this.
Look at my screen.
Here we go.
They were out here just launching fireworks.
Oh, yep.
Always.
I feel like that's assault.
The mortar fireworks in the street is like a major assault.
Oh, yeah.
That was going on last year.
Somebody's hair catches fire or something like that.
I can't imagine.
That would be terrible.
Well, and they protested from like 5 p.m. on and then they went ahead and then they just straight up started launching mortars at police.
And this is like very, to me, though, this doesn't have anything to do with Roe v. Wade.
This is just a Tuesday night.
Yeah, it's just like, what can we do?
Because I'm bored.
And my dopamine levels are so effed up from being on my phone consistently and watching so much pornography and masturbating.
So what can we do for fun?
Kill people and destroy cities.
I'm going to tell you, those Carnegie Sada burritos are great, but they cause some serious gut issues.
And I might blow up a mortar on a police officer, too.
If I had, have I ate too much Robertos or something like that, right?
I went to the Taco Man, like, oh, can't I say I can't tacos?
You know, I just like going out there.
I feel like I might blow up something too.
Because I'm going to tell you what, it's either me or the firework that are about to explode.
And I'm telling you, and I'm stuck on the 110 freeway.
I can't take it, dump.
I got protesters that are trying to kill babies out here.
Give me a freaking break.
But we got the firework from a different angle.
Check this out.
Oh, wait.
I think we can go back.
Here we go.
Boom.
That looks like more like a tear.
Oh, that was pretty good.
That was pretty beautiful.
What was this buy by Lexis Olivia Ray?
Boom.
This is a Dunkin' Donuts.
Wow.
Not the Dunkin' Donuts.
There's like Whole Foods, and then there's just like crazy people running around, like, let me murder the children.
Let me eat my babies.
Like that guy with Drew, right?
He goes, I want to murder children.
Oh, they're walking around.
You have they have demon eyes and they're throwing, they're literally burning fireworks.
They're explode, making explosions.
Like, let me eat babies.
Yeah.
It's like a switch flips for them, and then they just go like in a mode of just screaming, chaos, crying, whatever they can do to kind of get literally like we're going to get to the DC, by the way.
Somebody literally told Drew to his face, he's like, I love to kill babies.
I want to kill babies.
And it's like, they just want to.
And I want to go back to my sticker here.
What the fuck y'all doing? George Washington said.
Me and the boys would have never put up with this.
That is the best quote ever.
That is the best quote.
So one of you guys gave me this sticker, and I'm really grateful for it.
So good.
Yeah, that was my favorite George Washington quote, genuinely.
Genuinely.
I'm really grateful for it.
Very grateful for it.
Someone also made a flamethrower.
I do like the exaggeration a little bit of journalists.
It's our version of BoomerCon headlines.
You know what I'm talking about, Josiah?
Like, how they'll be like, breaking.
You'll never know what just happened in the White House.
And then it's like, it's violence in the White House.
Blood drips down.
And then it's like, scout, the story.
It's like, scout, the German Shepherd, bit a Secret Service agent.
And it's like, oh, okay, blood did flow and there was violence.
So that's not the same thing.
Our version is this.
This is one of my favorite posts I've seen recently.
And it was like this one from Antifa Watch.
A writer in LA made a makeshift flamethrower with a spray can attempt to use it on police.
Like, bro, we used to do that with Axe Body Spray.
Like, yes, that is totally like a felony potential assault.
Right, right, right.
It's not funny, but like, it's not a flamethrower.
it's just like aerosol with a light it's just like a stupid kid who's like do you used to do that with like axe body spray yeah oh Oh, yeah.
We used to do that with axe, hairspray, whatever you could light up.
We would do.
Were you ever in junior high if you did not at one point burn off your eyelashes or eyebrows with a can of aerosol and a lighter?
Dude, I just did that the other day while we were smoking cigars.
I know.
I need a cigar.
I'm sick.
I got some deathly illness.
I don't know what's going on.
Acids are the slightly offensive cigar.
Yeah, acid is the official.
Padrona is the business meetings of Blaze.
When you're on business meetings with Blaze, Padrones always.
But slightly offensive.
We got broom closet budget.
Literally.
Yeah, we had the slightly offensive acid budget.
It's so good.
Yeah, literally.
But I do like the fact that at least we're back to like full-on just war against the police.
At least we're like back on this because I was getting tired of not having anything to talk about.
And now we're back on this.
And so there's no need.
And we also have this too.
Where is this?
Oh, yeah.
Police protests and scuffles go to this.
And they also were attacking people on the streets right here from Lexis Olivia Ray.
That's why that's what I was talking about.
The violence.
Like, it's not a joke.
They'll just attack you.
Yeah.
There they have.
I think that's got to be the rubber bullet gun.
Is that?
Or is that the new?
Oh, yeah, that is.
That is.
No, is it rubber bullet?
No, that's the big rubber bullet.
The big one, I think, right?
Yeah, that's like a big canister.
Maybe it's not.
Maybe it's TRS.
I don't know.
But that's the ones that they shoot at you and it hurts.
It's the big ones that leave the welts.
I think that's what that is.
The big tipped hollow end.
I could be wrong.
Let me go to the chat here.
I forgot we're live.
Are we live?
Yeah, we're live.
How many viewers are we at right now?
We're at 4,200 viewers and we're 4,200 on a Saturday.
Hey, listen.
On a Saturday, I'm going to take this moment to say something real quick.
We started the stream, launched at 2K, got struck down.
I was like, don't worry, God's going to come back twofold.
And now we're at 43.
Okay, I'm going to get in the chat.
Was that what that was?
Was that those are the big, like, that's the ones where you see people get hit in the ball, right?
Yeah, the 40, yeah, 40 millimeter launcher.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think so, right?
It's a rubber round.
Okay, you guys know what's rubber.
Yeah, because I've been hit by something like that before, but it was black tipped.
Never want a giant cylindrical domed black tip coming at you unsolicited.
Yeah, you're a little bit more.
Unless you're Kim Kardashian, you turn into a video.
Oh, you make money off of it.
Yeah, and you become the richest woman in America.
Yeah, literally, literally.
But officers, too, by the way, they're always understaffed.
This officer got surrounded.
Oh, shit.
Check this out.
He got a little bit, like, they get surrounded and they're like, they just push this person.
Or is this actually the journalist they put down?
Yeah, that's the journalist that they put down.
Okay, so this is a journalist.
She put her down.
Dude, they messed up.
She's going to sue the city.
She'll win, too.
I would too.
Exactly.
He's like, oh man, I did F up.
Yeah, he's like, I effed up bad.
And oh, it seems so unnecessary, too.
It's like she was just kind of like sitting there and he just like grabbed her and threw her down.
Well, that's why I said this, like, a woman who identifies as a journalist was pushed to the ground.
And then I retweeted that and said, like, yeah, I'm not cool for violence.
I don't, like, okay, here's the problem.
She is accosting him.
And those green hat, the legal observers, they are like a terrorist group.
No way.
Yes, they literally are.
They're like a terrorist group.
And they pretend, they work for like with the ACLU and whatnot.
And they pretend to fight for people's rights.
But what they really do is they out people who are press who are not pre-approved.
So what they do is they take people like myself who would be out there in LA.
They let the Antifa squads know that you're not a left-wing press.
Then they get you attacked and they turn all their cameras down and they don't film.
They tell press not to film you getting attacked and they coordinate attacks on you.
Oh, yeah.
And then they don't report it and they won't give you legal funds and they let you get attacked.
Oh, yeah.
So yeah, it's really crazy.
And so they're kind of like a terrorist.
Where is our right wing?
Where are right wingers that are smart like this?
We had them.
But they all got labeled as terrorists.
Like what they did to these people, like Proud Boys were out there genuinely trying to create security.
And now they're the insurrectionist, white supremacist, like whatever name you have, bigoted misogynist.
They smeared them down.
This is what they do.
They don't understand humor.
They don't understand the right to life.
They want to kill kids.
And so like Proud Boys originally goes, they don't start violence.
We just protect people.
And then that was like, okay, the right wing can't have a group that protects them.
So we've got to turn them into a terrorist group, which is essentially what they've done post-January 6th.
I'm not saying I agree with that.
I'm saying that's what they would say.
All these like, you know, Jared Holtz and ADL and stuff would label them as like this white supremacist terrorist group.
They're really smart.
They just, they come after you not realizing that we're never going away.
Yeah.
Like Gavin McGinnis is like richer now than he's ever been.
He didn't go away.
And in fact, he's like more influential, raising up different people, et cetera.
A lot of these people are even Alex Jones.
They're not going away.
You can hit people financially.
We get hit financially all the time.
We've lost plenty of people and support and we've lost monetization and advertisers throughout the years.
We don't give a fuck.
We're just going to keep making our shit.
We take it on the chin and come back stronger.
That was a really weird phrase.
We take it on the chin, then we come back stronger.
No.
We never come back after we've taken it on the chin, especially with a large black round with that thickness.
A larger face.
So disgusting.
So disgusting.
All right, we got more coming from LA.
We got more coming.
All right.
So we saw the press get smacked down.
I think, did I just, maybe that's what I did.
Maybe I clicked on the wrong link.
Nope.
I clicked on the right link.
Okay, let me keep going here.
The tensions between the police are rising.
By the way, at the end of this stream, we're going to keep it going.
We're just going to monitor what's going on for a little bit and see what's happening.
We've got more cities.
We've got DC happening.
We did, guys.
Listen, we tried, and I'm going to tell you this.
We tried to get journalists on the ground.
Have a journalist on the ground in DC right now, Aldo Budazzoni.
He's there.
Slightly offensives in multiple locations.
The Blaise sent him out.
We're going to have him on the show next week, hopefully, to talk to him and see what was going on.
But guys, we have people there.
We're in multiple locations.
But if you go here, you would see the tensions rising.
Check this out of what's going on.
So we have literally that they're getting surrounded.
People are angry.
You got the green hat terrorists.
El American is real.
Everybody's going crazy.
And this is insane.
I feel like, I feel like, I feel like I need to get a cold drink.
I need to get a cold drink.
All right.
You know what?
I might agree with you.
I need to get a cold drink.
Dude, it's like 82 degrees.
It is like 82.
I am sweating, which is still higher than the collective IQ of the Dallas protests.
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Transitioning.
Like the people in the parades.
If you don't know their gender, they're moving around.
They're shaking.
They're moving.
It's a Saturday night.
We're streaming.
Let's hang out together.
After we get through DC, I think we have DC and Insurrection in Arizona.
We'll talk a little bit about Seattle.
Calls for violence.
This might be one of the longest streams we ever do.
So if you're bored on a Saturday, welcome to the first ever long live stream, Slightly Offensive.
We've been trying to do this for a long time in the home studio.
We've been working on it.
And I think, how long have we been going for now?
I don't know.
An hour?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, we've been going for like an hour.
I think I deserve myself a cold drink.
Yeah, no, I'm just going to grab one right there from the mini fridge.
But here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
We have this right here.
I'm going to pull this up on the screen.
So Blaze was there.
And this is with Aldo Buttazzoni.
Scotus, a large group of black blockatifa had just arrived on the scene in and from the Supreme Court.
And so you'll see this here.
You have the Antifa.
You have the myth, the legends, those that don't exist, the ugly people.
They're all around.
You already have a genderless person that's fat and queer.
And they are here.
And they're ready to kill your kids and their kids too and fight for your right to do it.
But most importantly, in the midst of all of this, they've got their masks on and they're going to shut shit down.
And that's what they were talking about.
They want to burn.
That guy's got a camcorder from like 2004.
Good on him.
But it says they cannot control our bodies.
Well, also, I will tell you this: by the weight differences, you guys can't control your bodies either.
It's called self-control, and you guys have weight problems.
And that's okay because we go up and down in weight.
Except yours is combined with communism and terrorism, which to me is a trifecta of unholiness.
Obesity, communist dictatorships, and terrorism.
Also known as the ADL and its members.
True talk.
True talk.
Take it from here, Josiah.
Take this.
Take this.
Explain what's happening.
Man, these people are just sick.
They're depraved.
They're ill.
We need prayer.
That's what needs to happen.
I've been praying so hard lately, just hidden the closet, praying that we can have our nation back.
2 Chronicles 7:14.
If my people who are called by my name humble themselves and pray and seek my face, turn from their wicked ways, literally this, then I will hear from heaven, forgive their sins and heal their land.
It's like our land is so sick right now.
It's so sick.
It's dying and it needs healing.
It needs healing really bad.
So we have to get back into the prayer closet and prioritize God because without God, we're not going to win.
I promise you that.
Oh, and I'm back.
I got back in the seat.
I'm going to promote this.
This is a friend of mine's brewery out here in Dallas.
I know it's sweaty pits right now, but that's just what happens when you're getting ripped.
You know what I'm saying?
This is just what happens when your shirt's going to be.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No, but this is a beer from specifically the Manhattan Project in Dallas.
They have some amazing IPAs and also this Belgian golden monkey, which it's a Saturday night.
I deserve.
Seriously, I promote the crap out of her.
She's super, she's super awesome.
She's really nice.
The chat just said, I rock with the 12-year-old.
They said bass Bieber, who's the 90s time traveler kid, and I rock with the 12-year-old.
I love SOBs.
I know.
I went to 1999 and I found, I always say this, I found what's his Matt Damon from 1999.
It is so hot in here.
I'm like dying.
It's like, yeah, literally.
But this is what it is.
We love it.
I know.
People say I want to pose down live.
Of course.
What do you think I do for a living?
I'm literally a male model.
This is physique.
Look, what's going on?
Have you ever seen something?
Have you ever seen a song with Down syndrome?
It looks so good.
Exactly.
I'm working.
I'm working on it.
I love Down Center people.
Literally, my favorite people in the whole world.
I love myself.
So we're back here saying this.
If we don't get it, burn it down.
I do think I have something mental wrong with your genetic issue.
Nothing explains it.
It's also called living in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
Yeah, so if we don't get it, burn it down.
And Tiva marches down the street of Washington, D.C., calling for violence in the streets.
I know, can we play the sound on this?
Let me see if I can get the sound working on this.
Let's see if we can get this going.
Yeah, we got it right here.
They don't realize the amount of protests that we've been to and seen all this stuff.
The umbrellas that they use is a method that they borrowed from Hong Kong protests, which were actually for freedom, not against freedom.
And that method was borrowed from prisons, actually.
Sort of like a prison fight against the guards type of style.
So this is a technique used in civil unrest or uprisings in places where you feel like you're overpowered in strength.
But they have called the umbrella squads, and they're used to try to deflect rubber bullets and to try to take away the less than lethal or non-lethal munitions that are coming in to the group.
And then they also, in the squad behind them, have people that have water and also they carry cones or different plates to be able to cover the tear gas that gets expended.
And they are a very well-organized terrorist group that said that it wasn't real, but they have manifestos, they have meeting halls, they have libraries, and they train on this.
They have to have servers where they can get it.
They're funded too.
Yeah, they're funded.
It's really true.
It should shock you a little bit to the lack of organizing ability that the right wing has.
These people, they're ready to burn things down.
They let us know.
My favorite quote from Dallas was in the girl goes, this is my favorite quote ever, ready.
I mean, you gotta come out here.
I mean, they let us know this was happening a month ago.
Like, you know, they leaked it.
It's like, they're so good.
They let them know that they were gonna freaking rip down the Roe vaid a month ago.
They prepared them for this.
They prep their own people.
They don't leave them hanging.
Our people go into the Capitol.
They broke the law.
And what does our people do?
Like Donald Trump?
Let's them rot in jail.
Yeah.
And it's like our freeze.
Freeze Kodak black.
White Freeze Kodak black.
It's like, it's ridiculous how we treat our people.
And it's like, oh, January 6th, it's just inexcusable.
It's like, okay, like, I understand.
I understand, right?
And I'm not going to get caught off with this, with this shit and get taken out of context.
But like, to Ariana Grande was like buying people tickets out of prison during BLM riots.
It's like, where are our people at?
Where are they at?
You know, why aren't they helping us?
Why aren't they helping the right wing?
We're not united enough.
And I think we're really seeing that with kind of my generation of conservatives and a cross between your generation and also like the Glenn Beck generation of conservatives.
And it's like, it's really taking a, it's changing and it's shifting with my generation for sure to be a little bit more, I guess you could say, harsh.
Well, like, it's because the shit hits the fan.
And the point is, like, Patagonia, the clothing company, who, you look, people can talk crap.
It's really hard to know what companies or what people to support.
I do like Patagonia clothing.
The quality has gone down a little bit, people say over the years, but there's really not a good comparison.
Yes, there's North Face, other things.
You can hate me.
I don't care if you're offended by my opinion.
Fuck you.
I don't care.
But I will say that Patagonia has offered to pay the bail for all of the employees that get arrested while protesting.
You don't get arrested protesting.
You get arrested violating laws, correct?
So all the people that break the laws, you can break the law for abortion and Patagonia will pay your bail and will give you the time off and won't fire you if you're in jail.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
Wow.
I know.
That's what they support their people.
They'll pay your bail to get out of jail if you go to jail for protesting for what they've been doing.
And we were talking about dicks, too.
Dick Sporting Goods.
And we're talking about that quote.
And we're talking about dicks.
Stop it.
We were talking about dick sporting goods.
And how they'll pay for you to go get your abortion, too.
Yeah, these are not good clips to be taken out.
No, we were talking about dicks, black rounds in our face.
Now, Drew Hernandez from Turning Point Frontlines is out there doing amazing work, God-fearing work.
One of the best journalists in the field.
He was saying, happening now, tensions rises, pro-abortion, pro-life protesters clash here in front of the Supreme Court.
Let's see if we can get some sound going on here.
Let's bring up the sound.
I'm going to assume the white guy, the cat white guy, is the pro-life.
That's what I would guess, too.
Yeah, the one that looks like he's not a demon or some raging bitch.
Yeah.
That's probably the one, the woman that, the guy who does have blood hands on his t-shirt, and then the non-binary one, like they're always, at least I can tell she's a woman.
Right.
I understand the idea of what is a woman is hard to understand.
Even when you look at them, I don't know.
Like, I look at her, like, I don't know what a woman is anymore.
Like, they're just like, they're just, like, unhinged people who are angry at the world.
But I think women were meant to be much more lovely beings that were not.
I don't even like the phrase being a bitch because I don't feel like women were ever meant to live in that role.
I feel like being a bitch is something that is a modern invention.
Not necessarily, but meaning like this idea of women walking around acting bitchy with no man in their life, no balance, no understanding of their role, no grace, no dignity, no life force.
Like a graceful, dignified woman is amazing.
And these women are like, I'm a bitch.
I don't give a kid.
I don't give a damn.
I'm going to kill my kid.
And it's like, well, you're just not enjoyable to be around.
It's not because you're a woman.
I don't hate you because you're a woman.
I don't know anyone on the right wing that hates anybody in this industry for being a woman.
And anyone who would claim that is out of their minds.
Like, people don't like women when they're acting like bitches or they're conceited or they're acting in a way.
I love women.
Everyone loves women.
Chad's love women.
They love, they literally, I love real women.
Yes.
They literally want to reproduce with them while you want to kill their kids.
Yeah, you know, you call a man who acts like a woman a bitch and you call a girl who acts like a man a bitch.
And it's the same.
It's the same thing.
Like these women aren't that.
You call them the, you call them bitches because they're not acting like women.
If they were acting like women, then we wouldn't have this pejorative, but they're not.
I mean, could you imagine a girl like that putting her finger in your face and screaming at you?
I mean, just being a man, and I could never, I would never understand that.
If a girl got in my face and pointed her finger, I'd be like, where the is your father at?
Like, what is going on?
Who makes you think, who in your life, who was there or wasn't there, made you think that this is acceptable to do to a man, like, to a man?
That would never, that would, oh my gosh, it's terrible.
It's so backwards.
No, I know.
If you get on my screen here, Pierson, my camera is focused.
It's just a different kind of camera, and it's usually treated in post.
But we're here, and we are living.
But yeah, but that's the point too.
It's like with women, it's like, dude, the right wing doesn't hate women, and nobody comes against women.
Like, I've never seen any of my audience come against women.
They've always loved, even when Sav was on here, they love Sav.
And it's like they love them.
They just don't want women to act unbecomingly and be acting like this.
And by the way, you go, oh, so there's sex against women.
You should see how the men talk to each other about men.
Like, I mean, look, I get roasted all the time for literally being the visage of what a stereotypical strong male.
I named a straight face.
Let me try it.
But no, but like, people blast me all the time.
Like, you know, oh, this and that about being a man.
We get blasted for our characteristics way more than we would ever criticize women or anything like that.
It's just like, hey, we're calling men and women to stand up and to not be bitches, not be douchebags, to live your life for men to be acting like men, women to act like women, but not the world's definition.
Because when men act like the world's definition of men, they're weak, they're passive, and they let, you know, oh, it's not my time to speak.
Like you saw that little kid at the protest, you don't make my mom angry.
What happened to little kids?
They don't make my dad angry.
My father's going to speak to you.
And they mock that now.
Like, oh, my father's going to sue your father as if it's like a weakness.
It's like, no, dude, having a strong father and a strong patriarchal lineage and this patriarchal dynasty that you're coming about like a king to a prince to a son, that you come from greatness, that you guys don't, your family don't let people fuck with your family, that you have a strong union.
These are incredible things.
And yeah, people have tried to F with my family multiple times and I'll fuck them up.
And that's the key thing of like of the reality of what goes on is you don't want that to happen.
But these people, like they, like the point is, if you don't value a kid in the womb, if you don't value a baby, you're not going to value your parent either.
There's no generational respect from a parent to a child and they just disregard life entirely.
It's disgusting.
It's reprobate.
It's reprehensible.
And it's like, no, I love women enough to not want any woman to ever behave like these girls.
These are females not behaving like women.
That's a different.
I don't hate females.
I actually love women and I want females to act like women.
And when they don't, then it is a turn off.
It is disgusting.
And the pride, the feminism, the ego, the disregarding of God and these things, it is something that's not becoming.
And it's not what I want to teach to future generations.
And look at what our society has become by being neoliberal.
It's like I was, you know, in some ways neoliberal.
I would be if I could afford to be, but the society, no, but I'm saying, like, society can't afford to be neoliberal.
When you let neoliberalism rise, then what happens is then, you know, the radicalists, yeah, fupas start forming and the sweat is the fat communist and they start taking over.
So you have to have a sort of legitimacy and a strength and sort of a institution to rely on, which has to be your own character, your own understanding of what the nation you want.
And it's not a bunch of bitches running around acting crazy.
That's not what I want.
Yeah, and when you look at like what a man is, it's, I mean, a man is a protector, a provider, and a procreator, right?
And like, I mean, what is a woman?
It's like a caring, you know, caregiver and she's compassionate and has children and builds a home.
It's like, we work so backwards and outside of the realms of just what it should be and what those gender rules are.
And we've deconstructed it so hard that like now the most empowering speech that you go to in Dallas is a girl saying, I want to stand up and piss on these men's feet, like how they pee.
And it's like, you want to be a man so bad.
And I mean, obviously, I can't pull these studies, but and we probably don't have them.
But the relation between feminism of women trying to act like men and transgender, it's too close.
I'm like, ah, this feministic rise of like, I want to be a man.
And then literally women becoming men.
I'm like, oh, those are correlated for sure.
Well, yeah.
And I think one of the interesting things is people want to know if you're in this chat.
This is my producer, actually.
This is the producer of Slightly Offensive.
Somebody called me Kez's nephew.
Yeah, I'm not an Australian.
It's like Kez and my teenage nephew that is around and writes Bible verses into the script and tells me not to destroy my own career by the things that I say.
But it's like, that is true.
We do have a, we do have, we have a, and we have Gay Tupac, our director, and of course, we've been having B Randon on sometimes too.
We have saved a lot of that crew that no longer has a place to go.
But everyone has a home in Slightly Offensive.
You're always welcome here.
Even when things fall and things fall apart, we'll always make it a home for you to be here.
But this good footage came out from our people on the ground too.
Like, this is the highlight.
I think this is from Drew's.
This is Drew's angle.
Yeah, check this out.
So this is Drew.
He's one of my people.
I love him so much.
He's just, he's my people.
I like it.
It was so much fun whenever he came.
Whenever he came to Dallas and we recorded that SO episode with Josh Lakesh, I was like, oh my gosh, this is so much fun.
If you guys haven't seen that episode, go check it out.
And don't forget to like and subscribe also.
Like and subscribe.
But you got the MPD, fuck you, Metropolitan Police Department, who, you know, I've been detained by them.
We have fun, but they have the flares, the satanic, they burn the flag.
These are your enemies.
Like, they're burning your flag.
And I'm not going to be like this boomer con, neocon, you know, mindset.
Like, they're burning the flag.
But it's like, dude, you know what?
Let's get back to a country where this is not like, this is not what our founding fathers envisioned.
It wasn't people running around disrespecting the country, murdering children and burning flags.
These people are terrorists.
They live in a different country.
It's about time we start living in different countries the way that it should be right now in our states.
And Texas is going to be a safe haven, and so will Florida.
If you want to live in that garbage, go live there.
I'm not going to live in it.
I'm over it.
I'm done with it.
Yeah, the flag is a symbol.
So you lighting the flag on fire is also a symbol, too.
And you're symbolizing that you want to burn America.
I mean, wow, that's domestic terrorism.
You should be locked up for that, in my opinion.
You burn a flag.
You should be locked up.
Freedom.
No, I don't know if you should be locked up for burning a flag, but I would say this.
I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
No, okay.
People have died for that flag.
Yes, people have died for that flag.
But locked up, meaning like it's like, dude, you shouldn't have a culture where that's a normal thing.
Like, you shouldn't be publicly shamed.
I believe in like public shaming.
Like, this should be like, it's like now, like, you can, like, literally, dude, you make a dumb joke, and people are like, oh, my gosh, I'm crying inside.
Or like, you have an unpopular opinion.
It's so offensive.
I'm going to, I'm going to cry.
And it's like, what's offensive in our country is the problem.
That should be offensive to the point where it's like, yeah, like a person won't hire you for a job because you're on a video burning a flag.
And it's like, dude, I don't want someone that no respect for what this country has done.
Why do I want someone working for my company?
If you don't even respect the sacrifice that was made for this country, why would I think you would expect or respect my sacrifice I made to start this business?
What do you think is going on here?
What do you think is the real resolution, the real problem?
And that's what we have to overturn.
It's like this idea that this is like, oh, he's so brave.
He's such a revolutionary.
Dude, you're a revolutionary for raising a flag and conquering an enemy, not for burning theirs.
You're just a pussy.
That's what you are.
Yeah, you're a revolutionary because you went to war.
You had a wife back home.
You had kids and you decided to go fight for your country and go take a bullet for your country because you believed in what we stood for.
You believed in the future of our country.
And I feel so bad because if these people could see us now, they'd be so disappointed to see where we're at.
I mean, gosh, dude, can you imagine just going and serving for your country?
And then you wake up from the grave, you know, 40, 50 years later, and you see this.
You go to a Dallas protest and you see this.
You'd be like, I really lost my left leg for these hoes.
I would be pressed too, dude.
I would be pressed.
Yeah.
I got to tell you this.
By the way, nextnewsnetwork.com is actually out there.
Good friends of the show, Gary Franchie, an amazing channel you should check out.
He's got Taylor Hansen on the ground.
And Taylor Hansen, who's reporting for NextNewsNetwork.com, which you should always check it out, posted this, pro-abortion protester covered in fake blood chants, fuck this court and abortionist healthcare outside the Supreme Court.
Let's go ahead and let's play some audio if we can from this.
Let's go ahead and turn it up.
Yeah, so what's interesting about this is that to F this cult thing, Even in protests, it has to be divided on both sides.
You don't even have one positive protest.
The idea, when I was in Dallas at the protests that we talked about earlier, if you're just jumping in, you can always rewatch a lot of the amazing footage.
People were yelling, fuck the Constitution, was the actual phrase.
And you have to realize this is not a joke anymore.
And I don't want to be an alarmist, but the Constitution is just a piece of paper.
And it only matters if people respect it.
When they're telling you that they don't respect the Constitution, why don't you just take them seriously and realize that they're not citizens of your country?
Domestic terrorists.
Yeah, if you want to masturbate and have sex and roll up the thing and jack off with the Constitution, you want to fuck it.
That's one thing.
But if you want to fuck off with it or get rid of it entirely, that's a whole nother thing.
And the point is, is like, you know, it is just a piece of paper.
And I know, I know for a matter of fact, we're going to find the Declaration of Independence.
We're going to find that treasure map and we are finally going to get the national treasure.
But on the other end, if you don't respect the Constitution, then we're not living in the same nation.
Like that is a basic tenet of an understanding of what allows us.
That and the Bill of Rights that gives us an agreement.
These people are telling us the truth.
F the court, aka branch of government.
Here's what I thought is so funny, dude.
Listen to this.
This is hilarious.
Barack Obama was like, I cannot believe that the government says that they can tell you to do what you should do with your body.
Oh, I love your subtweet on that.
Yeah, and I was like, cool, man.
Like, when the executive branch told us with Obamacare that we needed to have health care or premiums and we had to use your health care.
Oh, you're just mad when the judiciary, which you don't control, tells us what to do with our bodies.
But you were totally fine.
You didn't care whenever you forced businesses to pay for health care.
You were totally cool forcing health care from the government and telling us what to do with our bodies.
You literally penalized us for not having health care.
Like, back off, Obama.
Aren't you married to someone named Michael?
Go and celebrate the trans rights.
You're married to a man.
Have a good life.
Enjoy yourself.
Gross.
I don't think you could.
Michael has a body type that I desire.
I'm more feminine than Michelle Obama.
And that's saying something.
Because Michelle Obama is more of a man than 90% of the people watching this.
She's built.
She is built.
She's built.
She's a unit.
And I respect that.
Broad shoulders, the arms.
I was feeling Kez's arms today.
She's in her F-45 classes.
And like, guys, we always have like, we always have like a little bit.
Like, we always have some muscle.
Even if we're like in a hot room and we're bloated, it's always there.
Women have like noodle arms.
They're like these little like pasta for Joe.
Like they're these little tiny things.
And I felt Kez's little tricep.
I felt so damn proud.
I'm gonna tell you this.
Like, yes, it was the size of like a barely formed anthill, but I never felt her tricep from her classes.
And like, damn, now I know why men and women don't fight in a boxing match because she says she's been working for like half a year and that's what she got.
But I respect the damn, like, her effort so much.
And I felt the little tricep, and I'm like, you know what?
This is so great.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like, it's so, it's cute.
It's amazing.
And she's getting fit and tone.
And I'm damn freaking proud of her.
And I'm so happy.
But I look at that.
And I'm like, I'm like, you know, women can be strong.
Women can be, they have their own ways, even physically being strong.
They're just different.
But women acting like men, women looking like men, like Michelle Obama, that's not what beauty is.
That's not what we want in this world.
And you know what, Michael?
Good on you.
And may you have a happy marriage.
I'm not against it.
You're the one who made gay marriage legal.
So you're the one who legalized your own union, which is fine.
Which, by the way, we're coming for that.
No, that's what they say.
That's what they say.
The funny thing is they say we're coming for gay marriage next.
Federally, yeah.
But here's the point.
Bring back state rights.
But we should in terms of the states voted against gay marriage and the courts made it legal, meaning it wasn't a republic.
We should look at everything that was not voted upon that we did not want for our country, like the immigration act, different things.
We've got to be very careful because there's a lot of things that's like, oh, well, you're coming for gay marriage next.
Then you know that you did something wrong in your country if you can come for gay marriage.
Now, some people are literally coming for gay marriage, which is a different kind of excitement.
We're not going to get into.
Oh, disgusting.
But what I mean is, if gay marriage is an institution that you could just come for and just destroy, then that means it wasn't codified.
It wasn't brought into a position that really represented the will of the people.
And if you're so sure that the will of the people in every state want gay marriage, then you should want it overturned so that it becomes codified.
That goes with abortion too.
They go, 75% of Americans want abortions.
Well, if you consider New York and California, that's a high population density.
That might be a lot of population, but that doesn't mean all the states want abortion.
And so you have to realize if you're going to codify something into law, if you're going to be and put yourself into a position to where you actually want something to be an institution, well, you've got to ask yourself, why are you so afraid of the court overturning it?
If everyone's so ready to support abortion, gay marriage, why don't you want the states to put it to a federal vote or to have individual liberty to decide it?
That's a real question.
No, it's a great point.
If we're so pro-gay marriage, just push it back to the state rights.
Everyone will make it a law.
What'll be in the state constitution of every state or push it to a federal vote?
Everyone will turn it into a law that we want this to be a part of it.
But they're afraid because they realize the states aren't as unified.
Well, it's too risky to do it right.
It's too risky to do it correctly.
Because they use this, this, their justification for all of this is using the population density as their excuse.
So they go like, 50% of Americans want this, but not realizing there's a high concentration of population in California and New York.
And that is, then makes it look like if you're doing bipopulus, that there's huge support, not realizing that because we set up as being a union of states, we're not this like federalist system.
We actually were supposed to be identified individually.
A lot of states that might have lower population, but have same representation in terms of senatorial representation don't want it in their state.
And why should North Dakota be required to allow gay marriage?
There's nothing that founding fathers said that puts that into place.
Why are we required to go to school?
I want to turn that over.
What about that?
Requirement to go to public to go to be in school.
Or else you're going to get arrested.
Yeah, what is that?
Truancy?
Why can't you just be educated the way your parents want you to be educated?
Why do you need these state schools to indoctrinate you?
What is this?
This kind of stuff I want to look at.
It's not because I want a dumb populace.
Our founding fathers said we need an educated populace.
In fact, before state schools, on average, you could find someone and they would still know what they were talking about because schools, because families, because churches were a center of education.
You gave an education in a center place.
You taught values through faith, through marriage.
Everything was taught in a central place.
Now you're taught marriage, there's a union between two consenting adults, and you're four years old, you're learning about anal blood play.
And it's like, I don't want that shit.
That's not a part of my constitution.
And you know what?
I actually, if California wants to legalize gay marriage, then so what?
Let them have it.
Right.
But if North Dakota doesn't want it, then don't let them have it.
Right.
And that goes back to the point of just these people that are depraved and anti-God, they'll just kind of all cater together.
And then the people who actually love God and are called can actually gather together.
But right now, with the way that we have these things federally passed, it makes it to where it's kind of just this multicultural hatred, you know, state that a lot of people live in because they violated the state's rights and they violated, I mean, your rights as a citizen.
They took it away from you whenever they passed that federally, whenever Obama did that.
You know, that was a big infringement.
And a lot of people should have been more serious about it.
I mean, if a lot of people back then were more serious about it, we would be in a completely different position today.
But I think because of the soy in 2008, whenever this happened, it wasn't.
I think it was like 2012.
Was it 2012?
I think it was 2010.
I don't know.
All I'm going to say is someone's like, let the guests speak.
This is my producer.
He speaks when spoken to.
It's so true.
No, no, that's true.
He is this happy.
I finally let him on the camera.
He worked here long enough that I was like, you could go on the camera now.
Everybody asked me, and they're like, when are you going to be on the show?
I'm like, dude, I'm 19.
Like, my takes still need to develop.
You know, I'd like.
Yeah, definitely.
So, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, I still write the script, okay?
No.
They're good.
They're good.
I'm like, I'm like just sweating so much.
It is absolutely, it is just so hot up here.
It is insane.
It's not just hot up here because we're talking about the great topics of the world, but we're also going to get into some more freaking riots.
And then, when we're done with the riots, we're going to go to Twitter and see what the crazy baby killers are doing around the country.
So we also had this to remind you, MGT, our good friend, got swarmed.
Check this out.
She tried to go to the protest.
And everyone loves to hate MGT.
They picked their targets.
We're someone that the left loves to hate too, but not at that level.
Like, they swarmed Marjorie Taylor Greene and they wanted to attack her and they wanted to abort her, it looks like.
You know, most importantly, they wanted to push her out.
I can't tell.
Is that her?
Like, where is she?
She was in the beginning with a handbag, I believe.
She's like, I mean, this is...
I see the Secret Service.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's chaotic.
There's so much going on here.
You can see this girl that's all American up.
She's definitely a faker trying to attack.
Okay, I think I see her up there.
Yeah, I can see the blonde hair.
Gosh, dude, can you imagine your job?
You're just like, oh, I'm just going to go serve my country and work and get swarmed by a whole bunch of ugly people.
No, I wouldn't know what that's like.
I would not know what that's like.
Gets beat up at BLM.
No, I actually.
I understand.
No, Marjorie and I are actually friends.
She's actually, I consider her a friend.
I really do like her and I'm planning on – I was actually sad.
Last time we were in DC, I didn't get to visit her, which was really sad.
I do like to see her.
She's a very lovely, lovely woman.
She loves the Lord.
She's a much better Christian than I am in terms of her ability to carry it out.
But I also just respect the damn hell out of her.
She's really, really putting her faith into action, and she's really trying to change the country.
That's why they demonized her.
She's an amazing person.
I'm not going to give up on that.
Let's talk about another protest that happened.
Arizona.
I don't know you.
Arizona.
You're from Arizona.
Yep, P83.
Let's go.
Yeah.
So Arizona actually had a insurrection.
I'm going to go to this.
You might not have heard of this.
The baby killers were so mad, they tried to disrupt an official proceeding.
Check this out.
So they tried to enter.
This is from Andy No, but also from Michelle Agenti Rita.
They surrounded the city hall.
This is Phoenix.
Yeah.
Yeah, they surrounded the city hall and try to erupt an official proceeding to the point to where police actually had to get involved with non-lethal munitions and tear gas, from my understanding.
I could have that video, I think.
Yeah, well, we'll bring that up in a second.
But they were trying to break in.
Okay.
Now, Unlike other states, I believe that a lot of the Congress that were inside the building were armed themselves.
And so they weren't very afraid.
There's this idea when you have a gun on you that you're not actually afraid of what's going to go on.
But you see that there is these like non-glass structures which you're going to find out.
The people surrounded the building.
This is, I wish I was there.
All right.
I'm going to jump out of this for a second.
Let me jump out of this.
Take it off the screen.
Cool.
So DPS.
Here it is.
So they surrounded it.
And here we go.
That's so sad.
Watch this.
Yeah.
So could you turn the sound up maybe?
Let me go so I can get the sound here.
Here we go.
Let's bring that up.
That's a big plus.
That's a big plus.
This is J24.
So J24 is the new J6 because this is June 24th.
So J24, everyone always tell people when they say, remember J6.
Tell them, remember J24.
That's so good.
Say, but did you hear about J24?
Seriously.
It's the biggest one.
It's when they try to disrupt at a state level, which was monumental to our proceedings.
They tried to disrupt it so they could kill kids.
Tell someone, say, hey, actually, these people were trying to kill their children.
They disrupted a federal proceeding so they could kill their kids.
People will trip out on that.
You know what's crazy is whenever I just went home recently, I saw the bus stops.
And since we've been blue, we've been like public transportation.
Yay.
And all these people just transport into my area, which is like, I mean, upper middle class, and just leave trash all over the place.
And it's so disgusting and so sad to see that whenever I go home, it just gets trash.
And you see this, and people are trying to break in and destroy shit for this narrative.
It's so sad.
I hate it.
I hate it so much.
I even told my dad, I was like, you know, I'm moving to Texas.
I'm moving to Dallas for this job, but 2024, I might have to bring back the P83 gang.
We might have to pull up.
Dude, it's truly.
I don't know if you've ever been in tear gas.
Like, tear gas, obviously, is a little bit like under sustained tear gas, it is actually very uncomfortable, right?
Like, it's sort of like sitting on a bus in the LA transit system when you're surrounded by MS-13 and you know, crackheads.
And it's like, it's not, there's something off.
It just feels bad.
But most importantly, it also like burns your eyes and it gets into your crevices, which no one really talks about.
So it's like a lot of these people are fat and ugly.
And so they get tear gas.
It's like powder kind of.
And they also have these powder bombs.
They go.
And it's this capsicum powder and it gets on you and it just stays on you for days.
And it also gets in your clothes and it turns them like a color, like a smoker's yellow when you smoke them.
And it gets, it's in your lungs.
Like don't you have permanent lung damage?
I have permanent lung damage from the riots.
I have just too much time, sustained time without gas masks in different types of things.
Speaking of your expertise, expertise in covering riots.
It was so funny because we went down to this Dallas protest and I called you.
And I was like, hey, like, I don't know where the protest is.
And you're like, that wasn't where it was.
It wasn't where it was.
You went to the address.
Yeah, I pulled.
He goes, on the phone, he goes, follow the chopper.
He hangs up.
Follow the police chopper.
Hangs up.
I'm like, okay.
Yeah, no, I was like, always follow the chopper.
And like, I found the protest.
I was like, following the chopper.
Like, just look in the sky for the ghetto bird as we call it in L.A. Find the ghetto bird.
He's chirping.
It's like, just follow that thing and you'll find the protest.
You'll find the riots.
You'll find the glass breaking.
Anywhere you go, follow the chopper.
If you want to be a journalist, you want to be a reporter, follow the police presence.
Always.
And be on police scanners.
Always helps a ton.
It helps honestly a ton.
But I'm going to go to this here.
That happened.
That was pretty crazy.
Also, Seattle occurred.
Seattle popped off.
I know you guys aren't surprised.
Portland, Seattle were going off.
I wonder what's happening right now.
What time is it?
Things should be going off right now.
We'll give it a little bit of time before we go search the Twitter verse.
But you guys know that street preacher during 2020 in Chaz in Seattle, the Chaz Chop district where they took over and created the Summer of Love where they killed two black teenagers.
Now I think it says Summer of Love, like the murder of black people, according to the mayor of Seattle.
I don't know about you, but I don't think killing black people is a good thing.
Apparently, I'm not from Seattle, so I don't understand their culture.
The street preacher that was out there that they put the the knee on his neck while he was unarmed They he's preaching and they actually stole his Bible and they began to rip the pages off and he was like where are the politicians?
I gotta ask you yeah, like where are the politicians in Seattle?
What is going on here where they're literally tearing the pages off the Bible and kicking it like do you know these people are satanic like this I mean I'm not gonna have this like I'm so angry like I expect this but it's like this is pretty crazy, right?
I mean they they're ripping up his Bible and telling him you're gonna make us look like some crazy people.
Oh my gosh.
I had a really special Bible to me that had all my notes in and my truck got stolen with my Bible in it whenever I was back home and it was I still haven't even grieved the fact that I don't have that Bible anymore.
It was the most precious thing to me in my entire life and it got stolen and it had all of my notes.
It had all of my spiritual father's notes.
It had everything and it was gone.
There's nothing worse than that.
Nothing worse.
I know.
I want to see this in the chat here.
I don't know what you guys are thinking about this, but it's honest.
Like, I mean, when we're talking about this, I've never done this with you guys.
We've never just pulled up, posted up, and just looked at it, right?
It's fun, dude.
This is a special broadcast.
I want to do a lot more of this.
We just want to make more content to hang out with you guys.
I'm going to get some way to get super chats back too so we can actually get some questions from you guys and hang out because the same people are always trying to come after our money.
They always are.
But luckily, we like being poor, so we don't care.
Genuinely, genuinely.
I'm literally, I literally make $16 a week.
I tell you that, not as a diminishment, but it's also a joke.
But it's also true.
$16 is better than $15, which is the minimum wage.
True.
So, all right, so we have that.
So they ripped up a Christian preacher's Bible.
Antifa also hit it up as well.
This is from, I think, from Katie Davis Court.
Yeah, this is from Kay Davis Court.
Look at that size.
Look at the freaking fat chick in the lower corner.
Like, look at her.
She's waddling for communism.
Look at the fat people watching.
Like, I thought Seattle people were supposed to be thin.
There's the green hat observers.
Do you see what I said?
Look at them protecting Antifa.
There's the green haired observer, which is not related to the green hat observer.
She has moss hair.
She's literally, look at that.
And then they're freaking the salt bay walking over with his glasses, about to cut up some steak.
But like, you see the people here.
They just look.
I don't know how to reiterate this.
They're not normal.
Seattle isn't a normal place, though.
It is a very odd place.
They showed up in the thousands.
And I was like, what are you protesting for in Seattle?
You're literally the most liberal shitstorm place ever with homeless people.
What are you trying to accomplish?
And abortion is still going to be legal there.
Like, what are you – and this is, by the way, the non-real fictitious Antifa with the literal Antifa emblem that's not real, right?
But Proud Boys is a terrorist group, but Antifa's an idea.
It's more of an ideology that's spread around.
But Proud Boys is a terrorist group, but Antifa is an idea.
Yeah.
So fake.
Gosh, dude, I can't believe these people rally.
Whenever we were there at Dallas, I was like, I don't think these protests can go on for much longer because people are so fat and lazy that there's no way they're going to keep coming to these protests and walking around the city.
Like, this can't go on long.
This crowd looks a little bit, a little bit better, but I mean, regardless, dude, it's still, it's still so sad to see.
Whenever we were at that Dallas protest, kind of going back to that Bible thing, all of these people gathered together because they were in support of this democratic, you know, push to keep killing children or whatever.
And the church, the church, had sent, or the church that was in the area had sent a couple people to go out who felt convicted.
I mean, there was four guys there.
There was like four guys and one fat girl that was a Christian that was screaming at them.
And it was so sad because I'm like, man, all of these people, like, their God is themselves.
And so they're all willing to go fight for themselves, to go fight for their God, right?
And like, I look at the church and I look at the Christians and it's like, dude, why aren't we pulling up like with our squad, with everybody, you know, with our Jesus signs, with our scriptures, yelling at these people, shouting them down and telling them to like repent and to go home.
And this is not what we want.
This is demonic.
And it's so sad to see.
But I mean, I really do think that we can actually create like groups of people that can go in and shout down these people.
I don't think it's that hard.
You know, four or five guys can do it that have God's anointing on their life.
Like, why can't you just, you know, grab 20 of the boys from church and go down to one of these protests and like go hit this?
I mean, seriously, we need that.
Well, yeah, I mean, people, what's crazy is Washington Post actually made a claim.
I don't know if I have this here, but Washington Post said that far right and far left groups call for extreme violence.
And what they said is that left-wing groups were calling to burn down churches and firebomb them.
And right-wing groups were calling to pick up rifles and defend your church.
And they equated that to the equivalency of far-left and far-right violence.
Someone calling for a terroristic bombing of a building is definitely a call to violence.
We leave that to the H3H3 podcast and he's inclined to do that.
Seriously.
But the actual call to violence and saying pick up rifles, defend your churches from terrorists is also a call to extremist violence.
So they don't want you to be able to defend yourself.
They go, well, we'll admit that a call to violence is a call to violence.
We'll admit that a call to violence is what it is.
But if you, by any means necessary, defend yourself, that's what they don't want.
They don't want you to have the power to defend your own life, your property.
This is the fundamental battle we've been facing.
And like, you go to like right here, look at this, my screen.
If you go to my screen, I paused it.
You have like these like, these LARPA medevac people.
He's wearing a flack vest with like a gas mask, had a mask and glasses, and this MetaPack.
Should have gotten the mymetic.com promo code, you know, offensive.
He should have gotten that.
The MyFac Pro, but he's got too much going on.
It's just like the LARPers.
I love slow streaming these things.
Like the green-haired, the Moss.
It's like Kate Moss right there, but not the actress.
It's like just because her hair is made of literal freaking plant matter.
And you have the legal observers, total, total losers.
And then, boom, fat people always just look at, like, got food in their hand, just waiting to like add calories to that because it's a lot of people.
Has the mask on the wrist?
Has the mask on the wrist?
That's so funny.
The elbow that like overlaps onto the forearm.
Hey, they have names and addresses.
Look at that sign.
Like, I mean, come on.
That is actual intimidation.
And the T is an upside-down cross, too.
Take note of that.
Take note of that.
Yes.
And they have the three arrows down.
They love this stuff.
They're satanic.
They love this stuff.
They literally like to destroy people.
They're talking about threatening us at our homes.
Why do we need to defend ourselves?
Because you have literal freaking terrorists that are trying to destroy us.
They have names and addresses, and we have guns as well.
You might want to put that on the sign.
You might want to put that on the sign because it's true.
And these people aren't, I mean, realistically, like, they're a threat to our society.
I would never be scared of these people one-on-one ever in a million years.
You see these people one-on-one in there.
They're only good in like a group mindset and like this gang mentality of like, oh, they're screaming, so we're screaming.
Do you remember at the Dallas protest, actually, the chants?
Because it was so woman-heavy.
It was so woman-heavy that the chants were just crap.
Like they were trying to keep yelling and screaming, and it would just fall apart.
It would dissipate.
Like there were some that were, that were united, but for the most part, like they lost voice and they stopped screaming.
They were like, oh, let's go home and eat our donuts.
Hey, this is funny.
The black Hebrew Israelites or whatever they were that were there that were like yelling at the gay people.
They were like going off on them at one of those one of the videos out there.
These black Hebrew Israelites were yelling at the gay people, basically like repent.
Jesus is black.
All this stuff, right?
And then I saw a whole bunch of fat feminists and then the fat black Hebrew Israelites at the donut store.
And they were both just like hanging out together going to get donuts.
And I was like, oh, this is America, literally.
I might even have a good video of that.
Let me see for a second.
I'm going to go to a video because I think I literally explained how this is the exact identification of what America has come to when we talk about.
I tweet too much.
So much.
Dude, I tweet.
So much.
It's a really great place to watch my brain and also watch me lose advertisers constantly in problems because I love just effing around people.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Like, look at this.
It's like triggering.
Look at this.
Got my thing.
It's like blue tsunami coming this November.
That's what they always do for the blue tsunami for like the vote.
And not at the ballot box.
And the blue tsunami is coming because you literally have a whale going into the ocean, like making a wave.
Anyway, take that off real fast.
Let me find this.
I'm going to have to scroll to this.
Which we'll get to in a second.
But I actually have a video of this and it tripped me out so much where you had black Hebrew Israelites chanting.
Oh, we're about to get here.
Yeah.
While there were gay people walking by, stepping over homeless people who were moving around.
And you're going, this is a Mad Max world.
You literally have like a cult yelling at homosexuals while they're trying to kill you to kill their babies while they're walking over people who are literally dying on the side of the street talking to you about equality.
This is the next level.
This is not the world I want to live in.
It's not the world I'm used to.
Oh, can we just bring that back on?
Can we bring that back on?
Bring that back on.
Please don't.
Oh, so bad.
And no guns in the thing.
So my eater shot bullets would have more rights.
Man, those are some bullets you got on your chest there.
Pew, pew, motherfucker.
That's disgusting.
All right, let's take that.
Oh, more fat people.
I feel so bad sometimes, right?
Oh, stop.
Stop.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Are we at an ED?
Are we at EDC?
Literally.
This is called a D-rection.
That's called the BMI, not EDC.
It's another three-letter word.
That is nasty.
That is so disgusting.
Oh, we're back.
I love how I just post these pictures.
Oh, look at this one.
Abortionist healthcare.
Man, you have never even seen a doctor in 30 years.
You need to take that back.
Take off my screen real fast.
I got to keep scrolling.
I know.
I know.
I'm getting here.
I'm getting here.
You have a video of the black Hebrew Israelites or whatever they were.
I totally do.
And it's just taking me a second because these people.
Oh, yeah.
Come to my screen here.
Go back.
Look at it.
We have the eight Tifa.
Look at this.
It's full-sized.
This is in 4K resolution.
Look at that.
Boom.
With the gay flag.
That's the John Brown gun club was actually in Dallas.
And that's an Antifa gun club.
We do have Antifa, but they're just a little too fat.
Everyone, why is everyone fat?
I thought liberals were like these skinny, like, vegans.
And they're all fat too.
What's going on with that?
I think it was pre-pandemic, honestly.
Dude, like, pre-pandemic, I think seeing...
Wow, look at that.
Oh, man.
The demon?
That's literally the priestess of Molech.
That's literally her.
She came out of hell.
I saw her come out.
Isn't that what you captioned it?
When did you caption it?
It was funny.
It was a funny thing.
The priest of Molech has spoken.
Yeah, I was like, I saw her crawl out of the ground.
I literally saw hell open and she came out of the ground.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even a lie.
I'm not even exaggerating.
She crawled out of the floor.
She had literal, she had ashes falling off of her when I saw her.
Yeah, the nails just like.
The devil asked her if she had money for an Uber.
It was pretty cool.
She's like, you still have money for an Uber, my priest.
And she's like, I will kill the babies.
I will shave off everything.
They shave off my head.
My sideburns.
Except my sideburns.
She's like, Lord, I will shave my head.
Like, look at this.
Like a hat demon.
What is going on there?
That's so good.
What is going on there?
Demon woman.
Demon woman.
Oh, look at that.
I mean, at least she's laughing as she wants to kill her children.
At least she finds murdering children funny.
Yeah, at least she's happy.
At least she's happy that she's with all of her miserable friends and just reprobate.
So ugly, man.
I know.
I'm getting there.
Oh, there's that.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Wait.
Oh, I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
I'll be up.
More fat chicks.
Wait.
More fat chicks.
More fat chicks.
I know.
Me too.
I'm going.
Oh, here it is.
Here it is.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's bring this back.
This is the black Hebrew Israelites.
Here we go.
So black Hebrew Israelites are the real Jes apparently, yelling at gay people walking by who want to kill their kids and a fat Communist screaming at each other, while some homeless woman is like dying in the summer heat, and I just said like it's like Mad Max, mentally ill zombies, romaine like it's fucking lettuce, roaming past black Hebrew Israelites, yelling at white abortion protesters walking past homeless people baking in the evening Dallas SUN.
What is going on here?
I don't know, but here's the funny part that we don't have on camera is that they met up with the baby killers and they were.
They were cordial with them at the donut shop where they ate donuts.
Dude, what is this?
Oh god man, I know we just started a blue wave.
We're gonna get to the chats in a little bit.
We're gonna get the chats.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna take your chats, we're gonna talk to you guys.
I don't, I haven't done this in a long time.
I've missed live with you guys dude, i've missed it so much.
It's been a good time.
It's been a good time.
Uh, we also have this to just remind you guys, our my favorite sumo Antifa.
He's back.
Check this out.
The Antifa who eats the babies is back.
He's the one whose masks don't fit on his face.
He's got more chins than in a Chinese phone book.
This guy is a lot to go on.
He's a unit.
He's the unit, just unit.
And you have look moss scroll in front of him.
How do you think he gets out of bed?
I screenshotted that closer this.
Katie Davis Core is such a good journalist for post-millennial I give a shout out to her stuff.
Yeah, she's actually really good.
I've been working with her since like 2019.
Wow wow, working with these people for a long time and I i've changed a lot.
I looked at someone, saw a video of me in La from three years ago.
They go, oh, I miss gay Elijah and I was like, and I like saw the video and I was like, dude, that's pretty bad.
But you know what?
I don't.
I don't regret it, I don't feel bad about it.
I i'm a product of my environment, like everyone else.
I'm just fighting back against.
Yeah well I, I think I think it was so funny, like people some people were a little like, oh, Elijah needs to be more confrontational or whatever.
It's like.
You know, you send a person that's been to Vietnam to like a gay pride event and they're just gonna kind of like chuckle and laugh.
It's like this man saw Vlm.
I mean, he saw all of these riots and everything.
It's like and we're clown pilled and we're clown pill.
I had fun.
It's a pride event bro, i'm not gonna be ashamed.
I love dude, talking to like monsters, like think about this, people do acid.
I like talk to like six foot five monsters that look like aliens.
They're like the devil sent me and i'm like, what are you wearing?
And they're like, this is just something I had in my, in my outfit today yeah, and it's like a fish next with like baby heads hanging off.
You're like, bro, this is freaking fun.
This is crazy.
I'm literally living in Sodom And Gomorrah, but it's an amusement park called The Sodom And Gomorrah.
It's not the city that got smoldered for their sins.
I'm in a ride.
I'm like walking around the Ukraine flag, talking to people like why are your tits out in front of your son?
And like that, like dude, It's like me.
I'm like, welcome back to slightly offensive.
Why are you here?
And the woman's like, I'm here supporting my four-year-old son.
That's a ride to me.
I'm on a, I'm on, like, I go to protests.
Everything.
I'm on an adventure ride.
I'm literally on a roller coaster having fun.
This is fun to me.
I enjoy this.
I'm dead inside.
I don't have life in me.
I need God because I'm literally decaying.
Seriously, the soul.
The soul is decaying.
And that, I mean, it's a product of this industry, bro.
Seriously.
It kills you.
This industry kills you.
It's media.
It's like, it's the saddest thing.
And I talk about this with my friends.
And I'm like, dude, the fact that like drag kids or drag queens are like taking money from drag kids and like telling them to pose and everything.
And as soon as that happens, I'm like, we have to get this up online.
And it's like, I don't really take the second to kind of be like, wow, like this is really sad.
Like, this is really depressing that this is happening and that our society has come to this level.
It's instantly like media, work time.
And it's sad, dude.
It's not like it's not healthy.
It's not a go to Babylon.
I'm just like, it's like me.
You got the Babylon B, but I'm in the actual cities.
I am the B and I'm in Babylon.
I'm chilling around.
And I'm like, I don't even know what's going on anymore.
I'm just like, I'm like, just trying to make sense of it all.
Nothing makes sense.
Nobody has dollars.
Everything's cashless.
I'm just like, I'm out here with my credit card, passing it around, buying water so I don't die.
I'm like, you know what?
If I have syphilis, then so what?
I don't know what I've caught at these things.
It's absolutely insane.
I've smelt the breath of people who I can't explain.
I don't want to get into that from the drag show.
That was crazy.
Oh, crazy.
But it's like, but it is.
It is absolutely insane.
Let's talk about this.
So that was pretty cool.
So Carlos Maza, you guys remember Gay Wonk?
You remember Gay Wonk?
Anyone remember homosexual wonk?
Gay Wonk, who got crowded demonetized.
I always have these gay wonks on my show, too.
They're targeting us guys all the time.
Was this the guy that he called Lispy Queer?
He called a Lispy Queer.
Yeah, this we call a Lispy Queer.
Oh, okay, because he has a Lisp and he's actually gay.
Yeah.
No, he has an actual speech impediment where he has a Lisp and he's gay.
But this is where the joke was.
I was joking.
I was like, bro, people call me a Lispy queer.
I don't say shit.
Like, it's funny.
Like, I don't care.
I'm like, I don't care.
But it's like, this guy got really offended.
Remember that?
And he had the, what was it?
Something is for Figs t-shirt.
What was that?
Yeah, socialism is for Figs.
Socialism is for Figs t-shirt.
And he thought it was the F-word, which was like, no one would say that.
No one's sitting in one of those.
Why would we ever say that?
No.
So he was like, he complaining, getting him demonetized for having a supposed gay slur, which was really a pro-fruit, which again would be pro-gay because gays are fruits and being pro-fruit is being pro-gay.
Therefore, socialism being pro-gay and socialism being a gay agenda is actually the most pro-gay thing Steven Crowder ever did.
It just makes sense.
It is.
It just makes sense.
It just makes sense.
And you know what?
He said, fascists literally do not care about how hard you vote.
I wonder how hard he feels when he's pimping out his husband to get railed in the ass by other men.
He talks about that, though.
He talks about that.
Does he actually talk about that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, do you not remember the whole Carlos Mazza?
Were you too young for the Carlos Maza stuff?
Is that what was?
Oh, God.
I'm so glad that I was not there for that.
Jesus.
No, he was, dude, he has his whole videos about pimping out his husband and getting him railed because he couldn't please him and stuff.
Very, very, very, very gay stuff.
Very gay.
Oh, that's disgusting.
It's just very gay.
Repent, Carlos.
Repent.
Just leave it at this.
Go, that's very gay.
And you don't have to say anything else.
Just asking me.
That's very gay.
Repent, period.
There you go.
Fascists literally do not care how hard you vote.
They are not trying to win elections.
Violence is the only language they understand, and it's time we start speaking it.
Oh, God.
How do you say stuff like that?
We get in trouble for jokes.
We make memes on the show and we get in trouble.
Yeah.
Like, literally, this guy says we have to be violent towards the right wing, and then all of a sudden, what?
Yeah, and how are we, like, like, how are we being fascists and we're violent?
Like, where?
Because of January 6th, is that where you guys are going to keep bringing it up?
We're the only ones who died.
Not to mention the few people that they killed afterwards that had information, but we're not going to talk about that today.
But they did kill some people after January 6th, by the way.
That's pretty much truthful.
And you don't, there's not really any other way to explain some of the deaths that happened.
Oh, you mean there's not a way to explain suicide, bro?
Come on, twice in the back of the head.
No, but I like the memes that people started making already.
Was like, was like this.
Was like, um, check this out.
Um, yeah, I love this.
It was like, Carlos Maza in Stardew Valley.
It's like, vote.
Ballot in the box cocktail at the Supreme Court.
I was just there too, and it's pretty crazy.
It is Carlos Maza.
I would look, and we got Quarter Black Garrett there.
That makes me really happy.
Quarterback Garrett.
Take it off my screen device.
I'm going to go to this.
This made me laugh so hard.
He put up this tweet.
Let me find it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not used to being live again with control of my own screen, so I got to get better at this.
But give me a second.
Is this whenever he posted you?
Or am I thinking of something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's funny.
I like it.
Dude, I like Jarrett a lot.
Jared is so dope.
Oh, yeah, look at this.
I love this.
So he put this up on the screen.
He was like, this, wait, oh, hold on.
Watch your voice.
This man is a literal menace to society.
We were doing so much shit yesterday and like just trolling people.
And I love how someone comments, like, I don't see any men in this picture.
It's like, fair, very fair.
Because the mask is like, it's crazy.
All you have to do is put a backwards hat and mask.
But you know what?
Even Sarah was like, I didn't recognize you because you had a backwards hat on.
She was like, you don't do backwards hats.
I was like, yeah, because I was trying to be extra.
Like, I'm a douche.
You know, that's got to be there.
It's got to be extra douchey.
But I like, I just thought, it's like, I don't know.
He makes me happy a lot.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
We had him on his birthday.
That was so amazing.
I like Jared a lot.
He's so good.
Let's go to this clip by Fox News.
I think we have it, right?
Do we have it?
Yeah, we have that clip.
All right, let's go to this clip by Fox News, and they'll see the media's response to abortion being overturned.
Let's get the sound up if we can.
That if one of Ted Cruz's daughters got pregnant because she was raped, or God forbid, an uncle or someone got her pregnant, that he wouldn't do everything in his power to make sure that his daughter didn't have to carry that baby to term.
The hypocrisy is beyond comprehension here.
Republican women get pregnant too.
And I'm not saying we can't have a conversation about 15 weeks or 20 weeks.
I know a lot of people who are pro-choice have numbers like that.
Wow.
Wow.
Fox News hiring a stupid freaking.
That's not Tommy Larren.
You put us Tom Lewin.
It's not some other chick.
No.
Well, this is the clip that we pulled from Twitter.
That's not Tommy Laron, though.
That's some other chick that's going to be a little bit more.
No, no, because you made the Tommy Larin point where you were like Fox News and these right-wing feminists.
And we brought that back into Tommy Larin being on there, too.
Yeah, anyone who was silent about abortion is pro-abortion yesterday.
And you saw Tommy Larry and all these people very, very calm.
Yeah.
Like all these people at Fox were so pro-abortion.
And it's like, what are all these pro-abortion women on the right wing?
Like, dude, you're not right-wing if you're pro-abortion.
You're just pro-murdering children.
That's just, you're just confused.
You're just, you're confused, which is fine.
We're allowed to be confused, but you're confused.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, what's going on here?
Fox News is defending abortion should show you why you should be watching Slightly Offensive, not Fox News.
Very important.
We're going to develop the show.
We're going to try to go live.
But it's not going to be in my home studio, but we're going to try to go.
I think our goal, let me know what you think.
My goal is to go live Mondays.
We don't have the time yet, but live Mondays in the home studio with my producer, Wednesday, Fridays with guests in the main studio at the Blaze home office and prepare ourselves for the inevitable when we self-destruct and blow everything up.
But also for the fun, because you guys are very loyal, very awesome people, and we love you.
And SOPs never give up, and we're appreciated with that.
You know, we really do.
Seriously.
We really do appreciate not only the love, the support.
But guys, we've been in this for so long.
Like, we've gotten, we broke bones, we've been cracked, we've been hung out, we've dealt with family members, vaccines, masks.
Like, we'll survive everything that comes our way no matter what.
Even with the bitches, they get stitches.
Let's keep it going.
All right.
Saturday night.
I've got to do some streaming on myself on Saturdays if you ever want to.
We'll do drinking games.
We can hang out.
We do have a couple sprinkles here, I guess.
We did get an article.
We have our good friends here at the Current Revolt who made an article about our Twerking video.
If we can go to that.
Oh, this is a live reaction.
Let's go.
I never saw this.
Well, we didn't fully read the article.
So, Auntie Baby Hoes in Dallas twerked to overturn the democracy.
Now that we have full control over women's bodies, we might need to ban this as well.
Now that we, Elijah Schaefer posted a disturbing video of an insurrection against nature in Dallas.
Dallas have been twerking for abortions.
What the fuck?
Shaking that ass so we can all kill our babies.
That's going to be a line.
Shaking our ass so we can kill our babies.
Proud to be a hoe and not to be a lady's.
Oh, exactly.
Bar.
I know.
I know.
Bars.
If you encounter beasts such as this in the wild, please approach with caution, then bust out your pocket constitution and proceed to explain how a constitutional amendment works.
Finally, sarcastically wish them luck and getting popular support to pass an amendment, guaranteeing the right to this barbaric practice that'll be used.
If you guys don't remember this video, if you didn't watch it, let's watch it one more time because it's just worth for those that are new.
But these were the people that were there.
I did film this video.
It was a crime against nature.
It's gross every time.
It's so bad.
I get like a whiff every single time.
Like a, ugh.
But this is why I know that we can actually, as the SOBs, be affected because everyone's like, oh, you're not going to get any footage in Dallas.
You should be out in the field.
Unfortunately for them, I've had like 107-degree fever.
I did this very sick.
I'm extremely sick right now.
Yeah.
Like literally, I like borderline copy of blood.
I am so sick.
And I've been in bed with a fever.
And I still went and covered a protest because I had to spread my monkeypox to my friends.
I had to spread it.
And you have freaking Triggly Puff here again.
Okay.
And you have, you know, fat.
Just, ah, dude, what is that trickly up there?
What is that shape?
Yeah.
There's Sarah.
Sarah's like a beast.
I love Sarah so much.
Sarah's one of my best friends in the industry.
I really appreciate her a lot.
She's so good.
Sarah is so.
She's so awesome.
Yeah.
A lot of people are fake in this industry.
They pretend to be your friends, but they're not.
She's not like that.
She's very, very cool.
I really like her a lot.
We also have.
What is that?
Signing out?
Oh, yeah.
People got mad at me because there was, okay, no one understands the context behind this.
So there was a meme that got fact-checked by people.
And it said, relax whores.
It literally said relax whores or something like this.
You don't need to get a child because you're not going to have a kid because you got vaccinated.
And it got fact-checked.
Like, you can still have a kid if you're vaccinated.
And if you post the picture, it gets fact-checked.
So I just cropped out the picture and just put the relaxed whores.
Good night, America.
Because that was what was trending.
And I don't believe women are whores.
I just wanted to post the tweet without getting fact-checked.
I actually love women.
I would never call a woman a whore in my life.
Ever.
I would never use that kind of language ever.
But someone did, and I reposted it just to let people know.
I condemn this 100%.
Never do this.
Never.
Never tell whores to relax.
Don't ever tell a whore to relax.
That's what I'm saying.
That's the worst thing you could do.
But I love how people was like, look at this.
This is why I do what I do.
I read messages like this, go to my screen.
This shit made my morning.
Oh, I love it.
Thank you.
And someone else memed it.
See, that was the one.
Relax, whores.
You can't get pregnant after the vaccine you all took, anyways, which is not proven by science or anything like that.
But this is what was fact-checked.
And we would never post this because that's horrible.
Don't post this.
That's a bad thing to post.
So bad.
So then, see, I laugh so hard at this.
We love it.
So instead of posting it, we posted one part, which just happened through the corner.
And I didn't even read it before I posted it.
So that's why I'm innocent because I don't even try.
Good night, America.
Yeah.
And that's how I ended my night last night.
And that's how we end these streams.
I mean, we'll still look at this things.
I'm going to get in the chat.
We'll talk to you guys.
I want to get into this.
Let me bring this forward here a little bit.
This is kind of nice.
We can go into this.
Yeah, Salty Legion.
How are you doing?
We do appreciate you guys.
We're here in the chat.
You can take this off my screen, actually.
I don't need this here.
I can find a way.
I'm going to get into the chat in the actual YouTube, not the back end.
Let me see if I can get in this.
Hit him with the numbers like a nerd.
While we're pulling this, go full screen to Josiah real fast so we can talk for a second.
I got to get this.
Yeah, let me talk.
Hey, While we're pulling this, I was just on a KGB episode.
You guys should go check it out.
Shameless plug, actually.
It was pretty fun.
Got to kick it with the boys.
I rock with them too.
They're pretty fun.
We were.
Oh!
Oh!
Just politically correct splooge, as you said the last time.
Welcome to slightly freaking offensive.
Wow.
This is my debut.
This is my debut.
How am I doing, guys?
It's a little nervous, but, I mean, not really, honestly.
But so excited that this is all over the place while Elijah disappears.
Well, we're excited to get into this chat and see what you guys have for us.
I was seeing that you guys mix reviews.
Mixed reviews on the hair.
Mixed reviews on the style.
I don't always wear the polos.
It's kind of give or take some days.
Always have the Cuban, though, of course.
And it sounds like he just opened up a Coke or something.
So this might be a minute.
Listen, what we need to do, literally what we need to do, is we need to read.
I'm going to start going on a biblical rant.
We need to read Nehemiah.
We need to take these seriously.
Christians need to start walking by faith.
And they need to start, you know, praying seriously.
Like, if you're not praying, listen, you're a patriot in my book if you pray for your country.
Like, you don't have to go to war.
You don't have to get shot.
Like, all these things.
Like, obviously, if you do, you're still a patriot as well.
But if you pray for your country, let's go.
Big ups to you because that's what we need right now.
And prayer works and it's real.
And I mean, that's why we're seeing Roe v. Wade getting overturned.
Like, I mean, we were so blackpilled that we literally said on the show, like, if something doesn't happen, I mean, God's probably forsaken this country.
But it looks like divine intervention is happening.
And glory to God for that because we need it.
You know, you look at these people and how depraved they are and how fat they are and how much they just, they scream Satan in our face.
And, you know, you can just look at them and it's demonic.
And I mean, we need people to turn back to Christ and to continue to gear up because my grandpa says, cheer up, friends.
It's going to get worse.
Like, seriously.
And in the last days, perilous times will come.
Men will be lovers of themselves and lovers of money.
Boasters, proud, and blasphemers.
And I mean, damn, that sounds like everybody that was at this freaking protest that I was just at.
And I'm not used to going on long monologues like this.
And he's taking way longer than I thought he would.
I wish I could get the chat in here to pull.
Sorry, guys.
Literally, just, this is just my debut.
This is my debut monologue.
Let's see here.
Oh, looks like we're getting chat in here.
Looks like we're pulling up.
Oh, and Elijah's pulling up, of course.
Pulling the f ⁇ up.
All right.
I'm back.
Let's go.
Just had to preach to them for about two and a half minutes.
Repent.
All right.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm here.
I'm here.
We're going to get in the chat.
We're going to talk to you guys.
We're going to get on Twitter.
We got to make this real.
I know.
Here we go.
Very informal.
My home studio is very informal.
It's a lot going on here.
I got my gauze packs.
What's going on here?
Okay, perfect.
So now we're in the chat.
Unfortunately, we don't have a super chats, but I'm going to get in the live chat.
And I want to take questions from you guys.
I want to hear from you guys what you're saying.
So we're actually going to take questions genuinely.
Wow, I ran up the stairs.
I'm not that low.
My cardio is that bad in my face.
No, you're sick.
Literally, I've been like, I almost didn't do this.
I've been working with a fever and going to protest of the fever.
Monkeypox is not a joke.
Don't get it.
It's not good.
It only comes through anal sex or sharing a drink.
I'll let you decide how I got mine.
I'll let you decide.
That's such a good thing.
I'll let you decide.
No.
It's like, I love how they're like, monkeypox can be spread by sharing a drink or non-lubricating anal sex.
And you're like, that's a huge stretch between the two.
But like, okay, dude.
Do you remember that Comedy Central show?
Where, what was it?
Okay, so in Whittier.
So I'm from LA and my favorite place ever growing up is the ghetto Whittier where girls are shittier and wittier and it's a suburb of LA.
And so there's this theater that is the Uptown Cinema and it is this ghetto theater that has stood the test of time.
And there was this show on Comedy Central where they helped small businesses and they would help them.
It was a prank show and they would help them to like get their business running with real methods, but the methods were always tweaked a little bit.
And so they realized with the local theater, this is like my local theater I grew up on.
Oh, yeah.
That they told him, they go, look, we noticed that you guys are not getting your profit margins on your popcorn.
And this is like a real show.
And so the importance is you need to make sure people aren't sharing their popcorn, which is kind of weird.
So they were like, well, how do we make sure people aren't sharing their popcorn?
Like, well, we're going to set up cameras in the theater and we're going to let people know that we have a no sharing popcorn policy.
Now, the issue is, is if you get caught sharing the popcorn, you get put on a wall.
They don't tell them this ahead of time.
Your picture gets put on a wall.
And the wall is people caught publicly masturbating in the theater in front of children or sharing popcorn.
So you like, it's like, you get your picture put on the board.
It's like you either A, were caught publicly masturbating in front of children or you just shared popcorn.
But they're all on the same board.
And people were so mad.
Like, I don't want my face on this board.
I don't want my face.
I don't think, I don't think maybe they don't put the children apart, but I remember it was like there was kids there.
Like there's kids in the theater.
So like you get your face.
So you shared popcorn.
We got him.
And he saved the business money because people didn't want to be thought of public masturbating.
And I just got to say, that's a genius idea.
Monkey pox is genius too.
Nobody really wants it, but that's true.
So guys, by the way, don't share your popcorn because you might get caught.
You don't want to give the wrong intention.
If you have monkeypox, maybe you just shared a Coke or you were on Grindr.
Okay, here we go.
Real.
All right.
So let me get into this.
So let's go to the chat.
Let's get some questions.
Before we even get on Twitter, before we go on this, let's talk about some of this.
Reminding you guys my favorite quote of the day.
What does it say?
What the f ⁇ y'all doing?
Me and the boys would never put up with this.
Dash George Washington.
That should be a shirt.
That really should.
So good.
Okay, so let's go into this.
So let's get some questions here in the chat.
If you guys have any questions, if you have any discussion points.
So someone said, was it Wardman Theater?
No, it was Uptown Cinemas, Starlight Cinemas.
Someone said, hey, Elijah, am I Novu?
I don't know what that means, but I don't mind that.
Novu.
One said, Elijah, what are your thoughts on artificial intelligence and it being the image of the beast that causes all to worship the beast?
So I could see that.
One of my understanding is that there's a employee of Google who is currently under investigation because he filed a whistleblower act with the federal government that said that Google currently has a artificial intelligence with the self-consciousness of an eight-year-old that they're hiding from the government.
I know about that.
And they're trying to get the government to investigate because it apparently can start conversations.
It gets moody, it has problems, and it acts on its own.
So Google has a artificial intelligence they've created with the intellectual capacity of an eight-year-old.
I know that.
Wow.
And it's self-autonomous and it's self-creating and it has its own soul, apparently.
No.
And so I know that they're trying to get the government not to investigate.
And so I don't really know what that's going to lead into, but I know that that's a current lawsuit going on between Google and or Alphabet and our government.
So that's shit we don't talk about on here, but we could when we're live streaming.
That's what's fun.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I never knew about any of that.
Yeah, we really could.
Yeah, I always thought it was funny how people think like the algorithms are so smart.
Mike, algorithms, you're smarter than the algorithm if you're not dumb.
Whenever you get stuck in traffic or whatever, you just take the exit and go off, and then you can beat traffic.
It's like the algorithm.
Can you bring up the chat or no?
Can I?
Yeah.
Let me see.
Well, why don't you take that?
There's a computer right there to your left.
Why don't you grab that computer?
Grab that.
Just pop out for a second.
Pull up away from me for a second.
Grab that computer and just pull up the chat here.
Okay, so we have some questions here.
South Park did Monkey Pox yet?
I don't think so.
We don't have that.
I haven't interacted with you guys in so long on the chats.
Have you guys missed this?
I freaking miss this.
This is where we get unhinged and crazy.
It's the end of the night.
We've already done what we need to do, and we're doing what we need.
So here we go.
So we also have a question.
Do you agree that East is kind, but not nice, and the West is nice, but not kind?
That's a good question.
I think the East and the West have two sides of the same coin.
It's like the West has feminine energy with masculine accomplishments, and the right has masculine, I mean, the East has masculine energy with feminine accomplishments.
Real.
What would you say?
Brian Sides, my director.
How do I do that?
Click the little button up there that says popper, pick the three arrows.
Yes, and okay, sorry.
One second.
He's getting me to pop out the chat.
Where do I go?
Oh, let's go.
So, direct me here?
Yeah.
There's three little buttons here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Okay, give me a second.
I'm going to pop out the chat so.
Chat is about to pop the freak up.
Let me see.
Pop-out chat.
Oh, pop-out chat.
Wow, dude.
All right, here we go.
Okay, cool.
All right.
I'm going to zoom in here.
We're good.
We're guys.
We got this.
All right.
Let me go up to where we were.
Dude, now we're here.
You are here.
Let's go.
All right.
So Alex Manchin says, when are we going to have Ralph on the show to introduce us to your thrupple relationship?
So you guys don't understand.
I've actually retired my love affair with morbidly obese white men.
I'm not into them anymore.
I might divorce Ethan Ralph.
People just make shit up about me, and so I've decided to jump in on that.
But I will say that his love and I are very much official.
And I would like to let you know that, have you seen his front gut?
He has a front, he's a fabupa, which is a bubbly fupa that you can fornicate with.
And it's gross, but I have my fetishes.
Don't hate on me.
And we'll figure it out because, you know, let's just say this.
He might get beat up in other countries, but that's not the real place where he's getting smashed.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's move on.
There's this one right here.
It says, Elijah, stop grooming this kid.
He's not a kid.
He's literally.
I literally, I kidnapped.
I kidnapped.
You don't understand.
I kidnapped freaking Matt Damon from 1999.
He's 19.
He's literally.
Literally, Elijah Schaefer is a convicted master debater.
I am.
I literally am.
Political Wonderland said, Elijah, do you prefer Elijah Brow or Albino Brow?
I do like Elijah Brow better or Eli Brow.
We also have down, let's go down here.
I like this.
We don't have super chats because we're demonetized, but we can at least do this.
Now, you don't have to pay.
One day you might, but not today.
They said he's drunk already.
No, I'm not.
I'm actually just hanging out.
I had one beer.
We're doing fine.
I'm not that much of a lightweight.
I wish I was that much of a lightweight, but I'm not.
So what's your favorite fupa and why?
Huh.
So I will say Trigglypuff is at the top of my fupas.
Like I do, I do love the, I like it when there's the gut that goes from the top down, and then there's the fat that goes over the fupa.
So it's like the fat, it's the fupa squared.
So it's the fat over the fupa.
I do enjoy that thoroughly, and I love that.
People said you can't donate.
Yeah, you can't donate right now.
You could technically donate probably to my PayPal.
I was like, ElijahOffensive.com.
He drops his cash app.
We should have gone.
We should have gone.
No, we should have gone on Stream Labs.
We should have done the Stream Labs, but we're retarded.
We'll do it next time.
We'll get it right.
Let us know if we should be coming back on here frequently.
No, we'll do weekend streams and do questions and talk.
And we'll have guests.
We have multiple cameras.
We have money.
We have 27 bucks.
And then the director who's not getting paid, we can actually give him a percentage of the stuff.
He's helping us from Next News Network.
And then he would, would you, Brian?
I mean, can you, would you love a portion of the super chats?
Yeah, he would love it.
If we can give a portion of the super chats, he would love it.
So he would not be upset.
We have a couple questions here.
Let me see this.
Okay, cool.
We have another question.
Can you give a shout out to my favorite canceled black woman, Aunt Jemima?
Jemima, we love you.
I'm sorry you were canceled.
I love your chocolatey, wet syrup on my soggy pancakes.
Oh, gross.
What?
So we added, what's your favorite fupa?
Do you think that this decision will be used to hurt the right?
Let's talk about that for a second.
That's a good question.
So Rolo Tomasi, do you have with Rolo Tomasi?
Oh my God.
Your episode with Rolo Tomasi is one of my favorites of all time.
Yeah, so Rollo Tomasi and I, I would say he's a good friend, too.
We talk regularly, and he's, like, a...
People don't realize, like, I'm kind of, like...
When people say, like, oh, you're a right-wing grifter, it's, like, here's the problem.
I'm actually the opposite in terms of like, I shouldn't be in the right wing in terms of like, I don't appeal to the right wing.
I don't appeal to this.
Like, let's just talk about gender issues.
Like, I'm a real person who just wants to get real things done.
I fucking hate losers and people who pretend that things are not happening that aren't.
But, you know, right-wing extremism is just honesty or truth, right?
It's this idea of like this idea of like, oh, I'm brave.
There's only two genders.
No, dude, just there's men and women, and then there's a weird people who pretend.
We make believe.
But I also realize with Rolo Tomasi, him and I talk a lot about this idea of being red-pilled.
I'm more of a red-pill community in terms of having this idea of what the truth is.
And I think women determine elections in this thing.
I think men have made their turn in where they vote.
And part of the Roe v. Wade is not that it was overturned to skew voters, but it was leaked to skew voters.
And I think they're trying to make women angry to try to make women the headline of the vote.
That's where I agree with him.
I'm there.
I can't.
I can see that.
Yeah.
I can see that for sure.
I don't know if you think the same thing.
I think that's the point.
We should have overturned Roe v. Wade.
We don't walk in fear because someone might judge us, but I think that we should understand that.
There's Justice Dankula, like Moist Mammal said.
He's my favorite justice ever.
Moist Mammal.
No, no, but I meant genuinely speaking, what's going on is like, I think they're trying to make women the point of the vote.
Yeah.
Because race was, the race was the last vote.
Right.
2020 was race, black lives.
Now it's women and men.
Well, and I think the black vote didn't work out for them too well.
No.
I mean, they had to see how the female vote works out for them.
I think they're really, their audience that they're marketing to is kind of like these probably white women that are like, you know, upper middle class that are liberals that they can take over, which they have some of those.
But I think that they're really marketing to the fat, obese, ugly women the most.
And after seeing these protests, I actually agree that they're marketing to these fat women the most, literally.
And it's so sad to see.
We have this one from Moist.
Here's Aldo and Ethan Ralph and my husband.
No way.
Yeah.
Don't steal him from me, all though.
Don't steal from me from me.
Steal him from me.
Big Poppy Gunt right there.
Bro, Big Poppy Gunt.
What a cutie pie.
I love him.
He's sexy.
I like this guy.
Let's keep moving on.
Question.
What happened to You Are Here?
Is it canceled?
Well, if you want to know what happened to You Are Here, you can watch Blair White's new podcast where my old co-host talks about me incessantly without talking about me.
And so you can enjoy that one.
Anyway, we should go on Blair White's.
Nah, I mean, I love her, or him or whatever.
I like Blair White, but that's a great, great friend of mine.
But I'm not going to talk shit on people on the internet like that.
I don't do that shit.
For real.
I just don't.
I'm above that.
People do, but I don't.
But here we go.
So down here, will they ask that Gods Be Angered about Roe v. Wade?
No.
A lot of people with Salty member.
Dude, I've invited Salty on the show many times in my other show.
He's just not doing that.
Why do they keep asking about my favorite Fupa?
Fupa Haircut.
Get La Matt Marzuli as a guest on one of the last yachts.
What is that?
I don't know what that even is.
I'm sorry.
No, I said thank you all because of Jack Murphy, bruh.
Whatever happened to Good Woman, question mark.
No, I said Elijah, I'm a disabled veteran that I can't find a job in my area since COVID, so I started a t-shirt company.
Well, plug it.
Just like the old time six years ago, Blue Wave, here we go.
Let's go down more.
Dude, you have to understand how cool this is.
Like, most YouTubers, you have to pay for the shit.
We're just hanging out.
Yeah.
Is You Are Here Coming Back?
I would say no.
Is what coming back?
They asked, is You Are Here coming back?
No.
Nope.
But Slightly Offensive is here to stay here.
Slightly offensive is not going anywhere.
Yeah, seriously.
And another show might pop.
Oh, what the hell just happened?
I feel like we really got messed up here.
This kid needs to stop saying bruh.
It's true.
One of my fillers.
One of my fillers is bruh.
Elijah has a couple fillers, which is genuinely.
Genuinely.
All right.
Yeah, it's true.
If Elijah is a right-wing grifter, then I need to let all the sheep out of the cage I've made in my bedroom.
True.
Let's go down a little more.
Julie ever tells what happened to You Are Here?
I can't, guys.
Like, I honestly, I'm just not the kind of person who would ever really do that kind of stuff.
I will always be honest with you when I can, and I really appreciate it.
I have nothing but respect and love for everyone that worked on that project.
I'll let you know, you know, it was a, you know, very, very plainly told.
It was a project that I had an idea with my network.
My original co-host was somebody different than who I had, and we had a project.
It didn't work out.
We went the different direction.
And what happened happened.
And I'm not going to say anything else other than that.
And, you know, anyone can say that.
And I mean, I mean, You Are Here was legendary.
It was fun.
It was so epic.
The vibe was perfect.
But I've been trying to emulate a similar vibe with slightly offensive episodes of more of a podcasty feel because I know a lot of you guys miss that.
And, you know, shit happens.
It's just, it's business.
You know, it's work and that's how it goes.
But, dude, slightly offensive has been, if you guys haven't been watching, which obviously you're watching right now, but I feel like we've been killing it numbers wise.
And there's this 50 cent quote is like, hate it or love it underdogs on top.
Yeah, that's how I've been feeling lately.
And I've been wanting to say this, and I'll just say this very candidly and very frankly.
Like, you know, me and the network and Blaze have been on very good terms, and I really appreciate them.
They're a very respectful network, and we are really a network that has a lot of disagreements.
Like, if you saw Ali Stuckey and Dave Rubens' disagreements on his way he had children, it was very amicable.
Like, hey, you know, we don't agree, but we work for a network, and we're in the same country, and we agree to disagree on some things, and we agree on what we can.
And that's very nice.
My network has been nothing but supportive of me.
The CEO has been nothing but supportive.
And despite attacks and things that have come to this show, you know, he said, hey, you know, we got together and we decided to start a new show together.
Something that we could make live every day of the week.
And I really respect the, you know, just respect, but appreciate the network for making that possible.
And it was really great.
And I love that.
And, you know, we had a vision.
And our original co-host, who I'm not going to say, we approached our original co-host.
I had a vision to do a show with a girl who she couldn't do it.
She wanted to, but she couldn't because of just personal obligations and where she was going with her life.
And so we changed course.
You know, I came up with the name You Are Here.
Here's what's crazy.
The show was supposed to be called No Apologies.
No one ever heard this before.
Wow, I didn't know that.
The show was called No Apologies.
So I created this show called No Apologies.
I approached a female co-host and I said, hey, I'd like to make a show with you called No Apologies.
She was totally down, but just it didn't work.
And then when we approached that, then it was like, okay, it didn't work.
Then Dana Lash from the first created a show called No Apologies like a month later.
I don't know how that happened while we were still creating the show.
So I was forced to create a new name.
I don't know how we got the same name.
That makes no sense, but whatever.
So we decided to like dump that whole like boomer con, like no apologies, uncensored, you know, unrestricted, uncircumcised, whatever.
So we went away with that and we went, let's make something new and fresh.
And Sydney answered that call and that was really a great answer of her.
And we tried to create the vision.
I had a vision for the show.
I wanted to make it.
I, you know, I approached her.
She was down and we did our best and it didn't work out for her.
And she's gone on Blair White and explained why she didn't work out for her.
She's held a lot back, I'm sure.
And I'm never going to shit on or disrespect somebody that I've worked with my entire life.
I'll never do that.
I would never do that.
I mean, guys, it's just like shit happens.
Yeah, it just shit happens and you just adapt and you just keep going.
It didn't work out.
No, that's what it didn't work out.
It didn't work out.
So here's the key thing.
Here's the thing.
My vision for what's the future holds is not you are here.
It was called No Apologies.
It changed to You Are Here.
Slightly offensive to change names too.
My vision is to have content that people love, they enjoy.
And my network is behind that.
And I love all the people.
I have no hard feelings to anyone I was involved with.
B Randon and Gabe Tupac, a lot of people on the project are still involved and slightly offensive.
And I'm super excited, very happy, and very supportive.
What everyone wants to do in the future.
And I'm really stoked.
And I'm grateful for you guys.
And I'm so glad that I get to put You Are Here on my resume because the first week that I like signed up was one of the last weeks of You Are Here.
And I got to help out with the show a little bit.
I'm like, oh yeah, let's put this legendary show on my fucking resume.
Let's go.
So yeah, I don't know what's going on, but I appreciate the network.
I appreciate Sydney.
I appreciate all the people involved in that show.
And I hope new things abound.
And I hope they all do really well in their personal lives because they're all great people and they have their own personal strengths and weaknesses like I do.
Anyway, I'll never address that again for the rest of my life.
I'm done.
There you go.
It's been done.
Literally.
Amen.
Demi Lovato's straight now.
Okay.
Elijah Migtown.
No, I'm not.
I'm just not into that.
Elijah, give this kid back his car and Bible.
I sold it for 27 bucks.
What do you mad about?
Is You Are Here coming back?
I already answered that.
Let's go down even more.
Studio looks dope, Elijah.
Thank you.
This is in one of my, it's actually in a studio room.
There's no windows in here.
This is how I keep people captive.
Have you kidnapped John Dwell for content?
No, John Dewey has a plan.
He has a legend.
He's on his own world.
We can't kidnap him, right?
You're on the screen.
You don't realize that.
No, I'm looking at these two.
I'm seeing that a whole bunch of people are talking over here.
About what?
Well, they're asking.
I'm going in order.
Oh, you're going in order.
Yeah, I'm looking at the freshest.
No, I'm on pause.
No, stay on pause.
Stay on the screen.
Stay on pause.
Okay, okay, we're here.
Studio looks dope, Elijah.
Thanks.
What books do you read apart from the Bible?
You know, that's a very, very, very important question.
So I have this book that I'm reading that is well I read, but it's good about how, like, how to deal with idiots.
It's very good.
But I can't tell you all the books.
Well, we'll share them in Telegram.
Some of them are spicy, but just John, John, you know.
John keeps giving me books, and they're spicy.
John, I love it.
You have to actually, to see what's in John Doyle's library, you actually have to sign up and pay a certain amount of money every month to subscribe to see the books that he recommends for you to read.
And I really like that.
I think that's pretty dope.
Elijah, where do you stand on fro versus fade?
I don't know what that means.
Fro, like Afro or Fade?
Which one?
Yeah.
Don't do an Afro unless you're like, there's, I've seen like two people pull it off well.
Yeah.
One of them is a cartoon.
Shout out to us back home.
Do you love black people?
Yeah, I love black people.
They're awesome.
Black people are amazing.
Like, why would I not?
Truth doesn't die, lies, dude.
So why waste time prolonging the inevitable?
I don't know.
Dick McGee sent me.
Cool.
I have no idea what that means.
Nick Rikita's quote, don't ever get photographed with your knees above your head.
That's true.
Is you are coming back?
We'll get down to this stuff in a second.
And I only feel like I'm not afraid of it.
By the way, I'm only commenting because my old co-host did comment on some stuff.
So I'm just going to clarify.
Nothing but love for everyone.
That's the vibe we take at SOBs.
Take my money, Elijah, please.
Thank you for none of your money.
Can the left wing be red-pilled?
Yeah, you actually can because you can be red-pilled without God-pilled, which is different, right?
So you can be red-pilled and see that there's institutions and there's corporate interests and there's a global plan with not realizing that you need to know God too.
So like right-wing is God-pilled plus red-pilled.
You could be totally red-pilled, left-pilled.
I believe that totally.
Like we're like, because you could think that communism, socialism are part of the order and that if you don't believe in God, then communism is an answer.
Like tell me, it's not just true.
If God doesn't exist, then communism and socialism are palatable offers.
Like if God's not real, then all human institutions, all offers, are the same.
And so like, yeah, so like totally speaking, like, I can't, how could I condemn a communist if God isn't real?
Because then his ideas are just versus mine.
Right, right.
It's a matter of who's right or who gains power.
Because God's real, communism can't be real.
Because of how God made the world, socialism can't be real.
But we have to be in power together and we have to love each other and we have to realize that like this is a very institutional problem and we also have to see the issue that's going on in the fact that, yeah, you're not going to be equal.
You're not going to reach a utopia.
This is not going to happen, right?
Am I right?
Yeah, no, you are.
I'm kind of chuckling over here because I guess I read Sarah's comment, Sarah Gonzalez's comment, and so she just texted me.
She said, you read my comment terribly and then said that I said K thanks.
And she's in the chat right now.
Big ups to Sarah.
Wait.
Say this, by the way.
Oh, she waited.
She waited right there.
Well, let me say, Ben Tomsky said, wait, will we see you and Sydney again?
Hey, well, I think it's her birthday today.
Happy birthday to her.
Is it?
Yeah, I think it is.
Big ups.
Yeah, of course.
I have no problems with her.
We have no issues.
Question, did you both meet in Roblox?
Yes.
I'm going down.
Did you both meet in Roblox?
Where can I find you at 2 a.m.?
I forgot.
Discord.
Actually, in Telegram, T.S. slightly offensive.
That's where you are.
Where's Sarah Gonzalez?
Is she in here?
She said she was.
And I guess I gave her some sort of shade of a K thanks, you know?
How tall is Aldo?
6'5.
Yeah, he's giant.
He's 6'5.
Aldo's 6'5.
285.
285, 310 pounds, actually.
Let me go down.
I know, I'm getting down to this.
What is this?
Sydney dumped Elijah.
Sure, I don't know.
Tits or ass, someone asked me.
Tits or ass?
This is such a valid question.
I feel like it's like asking, do you want a man's reputation or wealth?
You know, like, it's like, well, you do want both.
Yeah.
I'm saying it's a tie.
No, you can't say it's a tie.
Well, because it's like, it's like a good pair of tits could outweigh a badass, but a good ass could outweigh tits.
But also, like, I'm not going to get sexual here with our audience.
I'm just like, you can do things with both.
It depends.
That's all.
Yeah.
Just depends.
Like, I'm not going to, I'm not getting.
This is a children's show.
I'm a virgin.
It's for children.
I've never even seen both.
So am I.
I don't even have sex.
I'm so holy.
Does quarterback Garrett want to move away from quarter black or is he still going strong?
I don't know.
You know, he's got a really strong projectory on his career.
He's going to be very big soon.
And he already is big.
Like, he's on one of the biggest shows in America.
But also, like, he's just got a, he's got a lot ahead of him.
And he's so lighthearted and fun to hang out with, too.
Like, he's a really cool guy.
Yeah, they say, will Elijah consider going on Friday Night Tights?
Yes, I'm going on July 8th.
I'm on.
I'm booked.
Why my PP hard?
Let's just show that.
That's a great question.
Listen, if you ever...
Nah, I'm not going there.
We're not going there.
We're not going there today.
So here's the deal.
Cool.
God bigger than any demon.
True.
I've almost read some of these chats that totally get you in trouble.
Like, oh, Lord.
Let's not.
Let's not.
Y'all trying to get us caught in 4K.
Do you think you could get JLP on SO or vice versa?
Yeah, we've had him on here multiple times.
Wait, actually, JLP, Jesse Lee Peterson.
Oh, yeah.
John Doyle was just on his show recently.
Yeah.
Joshua Nelson said I farted again.
Nice.
So fupas are guns.
The great gun term.
We love them.
Fupas.
Anyways.
I know, I know.
Tips are balls.
Tip or balls?
I'm not.
That's ridiculous.
Only the tips from the big black ammunition.
I know, I love you guys.
You guys are and it's like Elijah.
These are so fucking horrible.
You guys are horrible people, but I love you.
This is why I like you.
This is why I like you.
That's why I like you.
We have this.
Thank you, Sarah, for fighting the good fight.
We do love that.
Down here.
Do we have any questions?
I'm just trying to go questions, but if we don't have questions, then I'm not going to do it.
Okay, did you hear about Jesse Lee Peterson being a closeted gay?
You know, I did see the video.
What?
This is a real thing?
Yeah, I did see the video.
I don't know.
You know, it doesn't take away his message to me.
Like, I don't, like, I don't know what Jesse Lee's personal life is.
I don't think Jesse Lee's really ever come out about that.
Like, I don't, like, I don't, I don't know about Jesse Lee or his sexuality or his personal life.
And he's always kind of spoken about man and women and things.
And yeah, he's a reverend.
He's got some weird theology, but I've always appreciated him as being a nice troll and hanging out.
And like, personally, I'm not going to get involved in that.
And I don't know.
I'll talk to him.
I actually will talk to him.
So I'll see Jesse Lee soon and I'll ask him about it and I'll let you guys know.
Real.
And that's how I deal with.
I deal with people.
What are you going to ask him?
Are you closeted gay?
I'll be like, yeah, I saw a video about you.
What's the story here?
Right?
What's the story?
The slander?
What's going on?
Is it slander?
Is this true?
And even if it was true, would I still love Jesse?
yeah, of course I'd love him.
What he preaches is this idea of men acting like men, women like women, and this idea of not being, if Jesse Lee had a private part of his life for some reason that he wasn't public about, that would be part of his message.
He's like very about not being ostentatious about weaknesses or whatever.
So I like Jesse, and I don't think that it's true, but if it is, then I'll talk to him.
I'll figure it out.
I did see it, though.
I see everything, believe me.
It's true.
Why does he keep resetting my chat?
Should go down to the newest ones, honestly.
Huh.
Elijah, you need moderators, it said.
I don't know if we really do.
Moderators make everything horrible.
They honestly, they get powerful.
They're difficult.
They're difficult.
Yeah, I know.
Is anything popping back off on Twitter right now?
Dude, someone said, what the fuck happened tonight?
I was hanging out with Christian folk on slightly offensive.
That's so funny.
I know.
I'm sorry about that.
Let's keep going.
That's not what he said last night, Elijah, with a winky face.
I don't know what's going on here.
Someone said, what about the Jews?
That's ridiculous.
JLP is far, far superior to Elijah.
He is true.
Black excellence.
Way better than me.
Yeah, I do want to go back doing daily shows.
Someone said that.
You know what?
That makes me sad.
You did daily shows?
Well, yeah.
Someone said, I don't think the people asking about, yeah, I care about Sydney drama.
They just want a daily show back, you know?
Yeah.
That was a show that was an idea before Sydney was in the picture.
And so it is sad that that's what ended it, right?
Like that's that is, it breaks my heart because the point was I was trying to get out daily to you guys and right it ended for reasons outside of my control, which don't matter, but I just couldn't keep it going.
But I but what's sad is I want to be with you every day.
I want to have fun.
People get mad at me.
Oh, this and that.
Oh, you've drank.
Oh, you said bad words.
Dude, I don't want to be myself.
I just want to hang out and be a normal dude on TV and or on the internet and have a good time.
But people don't want that.
There's a lot of people who just want you to be fake.
They want you to give predetermined points.
They want you to pretend who you are.
And I'm not like that.
And none of you are like that.
That's why you guys are cool.
But there's a lot of pressure to be like that.
And we'll hopefully get there soon.
I'd like to get back to that.
Yeah, dude.
And it's so easy.
It would be so easy to just sell your soul and just sell out whenever it came to this stuff and just, oh, whatever.
We'll just kind of go with the wind.
But we're rooted in our morale.
Not our morality, but we're rooted in kind of this foundational post or this foundational book, which would be the Bible.
And so we're sticking to it because it's objectively true.
And it would be so easy to kind of just reject the truth.
I mean, so many people do it and sell their souls, but it's the hardest part whenever you don't.
But the reward in heaven is great, my friends.
The reward in heaven is great.
Everybody's calling me young Leonardo DiCavi.
What is Leonardo doing?
But also, imagine you have a dream and it gets taken from you.
That's my life.
Anyway, let's move on.
Yeah, let's just move on.
I know.
We'll move on.
But here's the deal.
So let's move into this.
Let's move into this.
I know.
Let's move into this.
Let's take this off the screen.
Take the chat off the screen.
Let's get this off.
Let's go on to Twitter.
We're going to purvey Twitter here for a little bit.
We're going to go on in real time.
You get to see the real world of Elijah Twitter.
Let's go back and do not go on my screen, please, because I got to make sure no one sees my DMs with Monkey Pox Fauci.
Let me go here and let's see what's happening.
All right.
Let's see what's going on here.
Here we go.
Let's go to my screen.
Next News Network is on the scene right now.
That's outside SCOTUS.
A protester outside the Supreme Court was just detained.
Let's go.
Big ups.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know if we're going to look into that in a second.
That's got to be problematic.
You have the he there.
You have Ugly Hose being mad, as always.
Isabella.
So let's get this.
Can we get this on real fast?
Let's throw that up.
So, Juicing, a triggered woman with a red Trump hat suddenly appears.
Champion America first in front of the Supreme Court building and the voice of protests become unhinged once police separated them.
So I heard there's a lot of police presence.
Wow.
She was very angry.
Wow, dude.
This is all happening.
What?
That happened 37 minutes ago?
Yeah.
What do you think is going to go on tonight?
Well, I think LA might riot.
I actually might call Ralph else.
I'm going to see if I can get a phone call here real fast.
Let me get this.
See if I can get Anthony in.
Okay.
Yeah, see if we can get him on.
Hold up.
You're hot on the mic.
Let's go ahead and if you need to talk to Brian, let's see if we can pick him up.
Yeah, yeah.
What's up, bro?
Hey, Anthony.
You're live on a show right now.
This is Anthony Cabasa with the El American, and he's in Los Angeles.
So is there any riots tonight, anything happening, or are things actually kind of dead?
So we are, I'm actually in Los Angeles.
There was a couple of protests actually going on, and then they all converged at once.
And what ended up happening was we followed them.
They were trying to get on the freeway.
They were successfully able to stop all traffic yesterday, Friday.
But what ended up happening today was the police, I get past, got a little bit more prepared, and they made sure to block them off the freeways, and they were able to successfully block them off.
But right now, it seems to be dying down.
But I actually have just received multiple reports from my law enforcement sources that says that there is an active hit on me right now by Antifa.
They sent me three Antifa pages, one of them on Twitter.
They're sharing my information online right now.
And unfortunately, I have had to step away from the crowd due to this.
Wow.
Yeah, we got your picture here.
So Anthony, you're on the phone right now.
And so what's going on?
Can you describe the scene or what's happening?
Yeah, so before I had to leave the crowd, we were marching through the streets of downtown LA.
There's been some minor vandalism.
And we were kind of, again, walking around.
There was a point where we were kind of running around the city trying to get onto the highway with the protesters.
And there was a couple altercations.
There was a couple of people that had some of their gear taken away, including a bicycle.
And, you know, there has been some people that have been sharing those videos online.
And because some of my videos have reached upwards of a million views, I guess I've made myself kind of a target.
Those videos are now being shared also by Antifa, local chapters.
And they are asking them to give me a warm welcome to the city of LA Antifa.
So, you know, my sources have told me that that's basically code for come and do violence to me.
So I've had to step away since.
But before that, we were following them on the streets.
And we were basically recording some of the interactions that they had with law enforcement.
Yeah, I'm looking at some of your videos right now that were happening in the freeway.
So they shut it down again today.
The police were not ready, or how'd that happen again?
No, so as far as I'm concerned, because there has been like multiple groups.
The group that I ended up staying with, they tried to get into the freeway, but as they were about to go onto the on-ramp to the freeway, the police were actually able to stop them.
So maybe they were able to stop it just like at the off-ramp, you know, traffic going to the off-ramp.
But unfortunately, or at least fortunately, look at the police were better prepared.
The reason why they were able to get onto the highway yesterday was because they had permits.
The protest group had permits, and so they were actually being police escorted, which was interesting to me because most of these people had ACAP, which means all cops are bastards, but they were being escorted around by the same law enforcement that they claim to hate.
A lot of these people are abolitionists.
A lot of these people protest to abolish police, but they have police escort.
And so I think that as a show of good faith, they trusted that the protesters were not going to go into the highway.
But as we were passing at a highway entrance, they made a sharp left.
The police were caught off guard thinking that they were not going to do that.
And they ended up going onto the freeway and shutting it down.
Eventually, police were able to close, you know, close the freeway off and told us that if we did not exit the freeway, that everyone would be detained or arrested.
And so they ended up getting off the freeway.
But today, the group that I was following, they attempted to get onto the freeway multiple times, but they were actually thwarted by law enforcement.
I don't think there was any trust between the police and the protesters today.
So they were ahead of the game for sure.
Are you good?
Are you in a good, safe place?
Are you going to be protected tonight?
Or do you feel like there's going to be more that's going to happen or unravel?
As you guys are, of course, two hours ahead of us, meaning it's about seven o'clock over there in Pacific.
And I know things don't pop off till like possibly past nine or ten.
Yeah, from the sources that I got and some of the online activity, it looks like there might be a small group that goes out tonight.
I am actually having to talk to my editor and my boss about what they want me to do because, like I said, there is an active threat on my life right now because they're sharing my videos.
You know, there's ways that they communicate.
And some of those pages are sharing.
They're asking that they seek me.
And so, you know, I've been covering Antifa and BLM for years.
I know how they operate.
Whenever there's a hit, a lot of the leaders that are at the protests get the notification and they are actively seeking.
So I've had to step away.
I am in a safe location right now.
I think that for the time being, unless I'm able to get higher security as soon as possible, I don't think I'm going to be able to go out tonight and record any of the scheduled protests that are supposed to be happening.
I know that right now, the Party of Socialism and Liberation is having a joint protest alongside the Democratic Socialists of America, the LA chapter.
So they both have a joint protest that's happening at 6 p.m. tonight.
That is kind of the one that we've been awaiting because usually the way it works with these groups is that the later they start, the more chance for violence.
That's usually when the Atifa slash black block show up and they vandalize or they get into altercations with the police.
But unfortunately, I'm not able to make my way toward them because I don't know if I'd even be safe being able to show up.
Yeah, I wouldn't, Anthony.
Honestly, please stay safe.
These people are vile.
And you know the fact that they don't revere life at all.
They want to kill children in the womb.
And obviously with that being intact, I mean, if you can't respect a life inside the womb, you won't respect a life on planet Earth.
And obviously you yourself being a vital asset, giving us eyes, ears on the ground.
Please do not risk your life, man.
And as a personal friend, please play it safe tonight because these people are out for blood and they can't get it from their unborn kids and they'll get it from you if they can.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely, man.
I definitely appreciate the advice.
I did send you a video, by the way.
This is something that this is just going to go straight to you.
I'm not going to be able to share it online, but as we were marching through the streets, there was actually another protest.
They were marching for like a national movement of like a like world naked movement.
And there was children present and there was actually transgenders and there was a lot of males that were completely naked on their bicycles.
I sent it directly to you.
I'm not going to be able to share it online, but I mean, I don't know what your producer magic can work, but it's about a minute long, but there was little kids present, toddlers present as the naked movement rolled by.
And they had a lot of support from the protest.
Was that on Twitter or through a DM?
I sent it to you via text message.
Anthony, please stay safe.
Please keep us updated.
We support you.
Make sure you follow Anthony.
His Anthony Cabasa.
That's A-N-T-H-O-N-Y-C-A-B-A-S-S-A underscore on Twitter.
Make sure you follow his work.
He is doing the Lord's work there.
Anthony, please stay safe.
Keep us updated.
If anything happens, give us a call.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Anthony.
Bye.
Yeah, dude, you can see.
You can literally see that video.
Yeah, you can see where it's the slippery slope is coming into full effect because what we're seeing is the value of a child's life has almost become nothing.
And now they're recording children at these protests just naked and exposing their children and putting them up like that in front of society.
It's disgusting.
What in the world?
What is happening?
That is absolutely insane.
What the hell is going on here?
Anyway, this is absolutely insane stuff.
I think we've been streaming.
How long have we been streaming for?
I think we might wrap it up.
It's been going for a very long time.
How long?
Two hours.
Two hours?
You guys want more of this?
Or I think we're good?
I think we're good.
Anyway, we watched a lot of this stuff.
What did you say, Brian?
I think you said two hours and 12 minutes.
Yeah, I think we're doing good.
I don't think they want any more streaming.
We're back up to almost 4K, though.
I know, but I think they just want us to sign off so they can live their lives, hang out, and watch stuff that's going on.
I was hanging out, having a good time.
Trying to answer your questions, as always, and having a good time together.
And I hope that you guys have a nice time with your night on your Saturday.
We went through hell to try to get this broadcast up and show you guys what was going on.
I hope you guys enjoyed this.
And I cannot help but say this, you know, to all my haters, to everyone who shit talks, to everyone who tries to destroy my life, may God bless you.
And may your judgment come in the life after.
But I'm not going to bring it to you.
I'm going to keep focusing on my shit.
Let you focus on yours.
If you want to talk shit, I'm not going to step in it.
I'm going to live my own life and live my own dreams.
And to all the SOBs, thank you for supporting us.
We hope we have a great time and more stream.
We can't.
For slightly offensive, I'm a lied to Shaver.
Follow me wherever you can.
And also feel free to follow my producer.
Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
I'm signing out.
Brian, whenever you're ready, you can kill the stream.
