Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Reacting to Justin Bieber's Fan's DEATH Threats | Guests: Isabella Riley & Kaden Lopez

June 17, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Reacting to Justin Bieber's Fan's DEATH Threats | Guests: Isabella Riley & Kaden Lopez | Ep 262

APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169Show more I know, I know! Making jokes about Justin Bieber wasn't my finest moment, but we are going meme. What do you expect from a C-list comedian? I didn't expect to get this much backlash, though. Wow! I guess it makes sense; a whole bunch of emotional females are Justin's audience, so these death threats kind of make sense ... but not really. Let me know what you think in the comments below. ________________________________________________________________ SCOREMASTER: Scoremaster is introducing a new feature to help protect your personal information and privacy. Go to https://scoremaster.com/offense to add credit score points fast and to get your privacy back! FirstLeaf: Sign up today and you’ll get your first 6 bottles for $29.95 plus free shipping. Go to TryFirstleaf.com/OFFENSIVE. Get your first 6 bottles for $29.95 plus free shipping. TryFirstleaf.com/OFFENSIVE HEALTHYCELL: Microgel suspends soluble, ultra-absorbable nutrient particles inside a natural gel made of gut-healthy ingredients like soluble fiber, citrus pectin, acacia gum, and water! It doesn’t contain artificial sweeteners, flavorings, or colorings. Heck, it’s even non-GMO, gluten-free, and vegetarian! Visit https://www.healthycell.com/ , and use code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% off your first order! BANK ON YOURSELF: Don't let inflation & big government ruin your retirement/investments! Protect your money with Bank on Yourself TODAY. You can get a FREE report with all the details of how adding Bank On Yourself to your financial plan can help you take back control of your money RIGHT NOW at https://www.bankonyourself.com/offensive ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ FOLLOW THE GUEST(S) ⇩ Isabella Riley YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChadPrather... IG: https://www.instagram.com/isabellaril... Twitter: https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus?s... Kaden Lopez YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheKGBShow/videos IG: https://www.instagram.com/kadenrlopez/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thekgbshow ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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	Hey everyone, um Justin here.
	Uh I wanted to update you guys on what's been going on.
	Obviously, as you can probably see from my face, I have this syndrome called Ramsey-Hunt syndrome, and it is from this virus that attacks the nerve.
	in my ear and my facial nerves and has caused my face to have paralysis.
	As you can see, this eye is not blinking.
	I can't smile on this side of my face.
	This nostril will not move.
	So there's full paralysis in this side of my face.
	So for those who are frustrated by my cancellations of the next shows, I'm just physically, obviously not capable of doing them.
	This is pretty serious, as you can see.
	I wish this wasn't the case.
	But obviously my body's telling me I got to slow down.
	And I hope you guys understand.
	And I'll be using this time to just rest and relax and get back to 100% so that I can do what I was born to do.
	But in the meantime, this ain't it.
	I got to go get my rest on so that I can get my face back to where it's supposed to be.
	I love you guys.
	Thanks for being patient with me.
	And, uh...
	Okay, I know this is already a bad start that we're making fun of a disabled person, but, like, it's pride!
	Like people are putting their pee-pees and their poo-poos.
	I mean, we're like, we're ignoring monkey pox.
	Naked people are dancing with children.
	And oh, and I'm the bad guy because we're about to rock Justin Bieber's world and attack his fan base completely.
	I do want to say this, though.
	Mike Cernovich told me I'm not going to attack Justin himself because he's a Christian and we got to get our Christian boys back.
	And he's white.
	So that's a huge also reason why we should support him, right?
	And of course, nobody supports white boys more than my guest on today's show, Isabella Reilly, the one that you love to hate, to watch, to hate.
	Or I mean, hate watch to.
	Isabella.
	You told me that.
	You literally just said that.
	Okay, so I've got to go.
	Put your mic close to your lips.
	There you go.
	Yes.
	Welcome back to the show.
	Hey, am I opening up confetti?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I don't know if it's going to be good.
	Do you confetti?
	How are you?
	Where are you pointing that?
	What do you want to point that?
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	Oh, how'd you miss the screen?
	I told you that was adorable.
	That was really bad.
	I told you.
	Wow.
	Almost like your performance on every one of these podcasts.
	Anyway, I don't know who invites you back on the show.
	We also have on the show with us today, Kayden, host of one of the hosts of the KGB show on Slightly Offensive for the First Time.
	Welcome to the show.
	Real.
	Thanks for having me.
	Can you guys know that?
	I really appreciate it.
	Hold up.
	Why does it seem like the most easy tasks on the show are so difficult for the guests?
	How do you like having confetti of color on your face for the first time?
	It's great.
	It's great.
	I'm definitely going to bring some of this back to the KGB studios with.
	Okay, so we got to talk about this.
	We are at war, ladies and gentlemen.
	We have a big fight going on on our hands.
	I'm not against Justin, my Christian brotherhood.
	We are at a holy righteous war together.
	May he get well.
	May he improve himself.
	But like everybody that I love that I support, I always love to tease them a little bit.
	And of course, if you don't know this, he is paralyzed in his face.
	He is boosted.
	He did require vaccination cards for his concert series that are out currently.
	But here's the thing.
	He now has this Ramsey Hunt syndrome, which is sort of related to shingles, which is something that happens when you are immunocompromised.
	People don't realize the virus stays dormant in your body.
	Like once you get chickenpox or something, it stays dormant.
	Then when you get into a position of immunocompromised state, it can come back and attack you and you can get this paralysis.
	Now, I cannot say that he got it from the vaccine.
	All I'll say is that he promoted the hell out of it.
	And then he took something that does put you in a position that can perhaps compromise you in some ways.
	Not the vaccine, of course, not that, but just all the attention, the hype, the pride that you feel after getting the booster is probably what lowers your immune system.
	And then he happened to get this paralysis.
	And I made this album cover.
	I want to put this up on the screen here right now.
	I said he dropped a new single called Paralyzed, Parental Advisory Explicit Content.
	And I'm just going to say, I did this as a joke while I was on an airplane.
	And I did not know that it was going to open up what we're going to talk about today, over like 450 death threats, attempts to murder my family.
	And on the sicker note, something only Isabella Riley would find funny, people photoshopping my dead mom's head onto graphic pornography.
	Yeah, I love making your mom jokes to Elijah.
	I'm like, oh, wait, your mom's dead.
	That makes it even funnier.
	But is the face thing permanent for Justin?
	I don't think it's permanent.
	I think it goes away, which is exactly what I'd want for you if I had a choice.
	But unfortunately, you're here for the next couple hours.
	On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color.
	If we go to it, can we go with a full camera?
	I don't know if we have that today.
	Let's just see if we can.
	Yep.
	Oh, here we go.
	Oh, shoot.
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	I told you guys we are not messing around.
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	And of course, our signature diversity, you know, addition for the day, Caden, thank you for helping us not be white supremacists.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm literally just here as a token, more of a token than a woman, arguably.
	Yeah, I know, because women, it's like we just need you because we need children.
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	Well, you know, I've heard of ISIS and, you know, some bad groups out there, the World Health Organization, people that are out for our, you know, to attack us.
	And I've talked crap on a lot of people.
	Recently, I've said things about Muslims.
	I've said things about Mormons.
	I've said things about quite a few things.
	And I've offended people.
	And I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do so.
	I am only slightly offensive, not fully.
	But who knew that in the end of all of this, that the greatest danger and threat would come from the fans of a childhood singer that is my baby, baby, baby.
	Oh, you know, I'm just saying.
	Are you literally baby, baby, baby?
	Oh, you can have this.
	You can play with this.
	I don't know what you want to do with that.
	Thank you.
	I'm just, yeah, I'm just giving you stuff to play with.
	They came after my family.
	They've come after my life.
	They come after everything.
	And I've really thought, man, what have we come to in a country where you can't just make a meme without possibly being killed by some 16-year-old named Raheem?
	His fans are notoriously the worst.
	I remember, like, they attack Haley Bieber, his wife, because they really wanted him to be with Selena.
	So they are crazy.
	But I mean, hey, it's good engagement, right?
	Well, it's good engagement.
	Well, this is the point is I want to say this is like we made a meme and it shows how fragile this generation is.
	We are fighting.
	They're called the Believers.
	And this is an unnecessary episode about an unnecessary topic, but this isn't a necessary show.
	Altogether, every day, there's no reason we make it except for the fact just to talk shit and have a lot of fun in the process.
	And right now, we are at war with a bunch of 17-year-olds.
	And what better use of our time than to talk about this?
	I thought we were going to have a good time.
	I was out there and I did not realize how lost the next generation was until I saw the amount of effort people go to to defend a guy who not only won't look at them, but even if he does, he's only looking at them with one eye right now.
	No, it's true.
	There's a few people in Hollywood.
	You just can't insult him.
	What Harry Styles people just go crazy for.
	And I don't know what it is about them specifically.
	Well, he's not a bad looking guy.
	I mean, he's not.
	No, he is.
	I don't even think it's about that, though.
	What is it about?
	Just people's childhood memories are being ruined because Justin's kind of turning into this Hollywood, just like the rest of them type of person.
	But what is who's the rest of them?
	The rest of the people in Hollywood that are just satanic and evil.
	Like, is he a child molester?
	Where are we going?
	You never know.
	You never know.
	Hasn't he talked about that, though?
	He's pro-life.
	I'm pretty sure he's talked about the satanic stuff happening in Hollywood before.
	Yeah, I like Justin.
	I still like, I like him, though, but what?
	He's still part of his father.
	He's peed on his fans or something like that?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	He spit on his fans.
	I peed on my fans.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I was like, Justin, why would you spit on your fans?
	It's supposed to be urine.
	I just speak the truth to my fans, you know, all the truth to power.
	I'm so insightful.
	That's called hot plating.
	I know.
	Anyway, I will say this, though.
	So I made the meme and I didn't think about it.
	And then I started getting these alerts, like hundreds and hundreds of alerts that people were really mad at us.
	And I thought of all the things that people have been upset about this show for, making a meme about Justin Bieber just did not seem at the top of my list.
	And I shout out to Justin.
	I actually want him to get better.
	I'm like, even if you got the booster, whatever, I'm not going to attack a guy for having living his own life and doing what he thinks is best.
	Vaccine card requirements, it's a lot of shit.
	But also, people got into my DMs.
	And I just want to read you a few of the things that people, the fan mail I've gotten from them.
	Alex, I'll have you read these.
	Isabel, can you read this one, please?
	You know, I can't read, but I'll try.
	You can read right there if you can see it.
	See right there?
	Okay.
	I'll bomb your nasty gay ass.
	No one cares about you.
	You're just a cheap twink looking for a clout.
	Like, who are you?
	A nobody who sucks dick for a living.
	Literallyself and slit your though.
	Do the world a favor.
	So is it reddish or whatever?
	You waste of oxygen.
	Yeah.
	Okay, first of all.
	Does he assume that you breathe oxygen?
	Yeah, that was the big assumption there.
	Everything else was true except for that.
	Yeah.
	It's like, no, like, it's like, it's a, it's an interesting thing because I thought we're in pride.
	I thought we're not supposed to do pejoratives for being gay.
	Isn't it funny that people are always like, oh, we're for pride.
	We're for gayness and whatever.
	But then all of a sudden, it's like they always use it like, oh, you're a homo.
	And they start using it as like a negative thing.
	Meaning, what do they really think about it?
	Well, maybe he was just trying to compliment you.
	You never know.
	Maybe that was all just a love post for you.
	Yeah, and a cheap twink.
	It's like, I at least charge like $50.
	Yeah, you suck dick so well that you should slit your throat.
	$50 is $50.
	Yeah.
	And that's interesting, too.
	It's like, and like, I just look at this.
	I'm like, sucking dick for a living.
	I thought that's where we were headed as a culture.
	I thought that was the point of the drag shows.
	We're trying to teach the youth in this nation that that's the future.
	Sucking penis is a part of the culture.
	Unless you're a woman, then that's not a part of it.
	Well, if you're Kamala Harris, you are the throat goat.
	Well, gay Tupac would agree.
	Not everyone's into that.
	Well, yeah, that's all.
	That's all I got to say on that.
	Okay.
	I'm literally blushing.
	I'm wet for Kamala.
	That's true.
	But I do find it interesting.
	It's like it's like to kill yourself.
	And I found this interesting because what was going on at the time of this was Libs of TikTok was getting death threats.
	Now, Libs of TikTok is a girl that runs the account.
	And so obviously, girls take the stuff a little more seriously.
	I take it a little bit more lightly.
	And I decided to press in.
	But people got pretty personal.
	I mean, look at this one here.
	If you go to the screen, Caden, if you can read this, it's a picture of my wife out in Hollywood hanging out, drinking a Michelle Obama mug.
	You know what I mean?
	Got to keep our coffee like we like our president's wife's, you know?
	Yeah, ain't that a pretty head?
	It'd be a shame if she were to lose it for some reason.
	No, the things I would do to her decapitated body.
	And I know you'll take it like the big boy you are since you'll have material to make plenty of memes.
	Who needs their loved ones around when they have dark humor?
	Am I right?
	No, it's true.
	Do you need loved ones if you can just make memes about them?
	Yeah, it's like, dude, I'm just going to say this: making a meme about somebody having a little bit of facial paralysis and then a meme of you, the decapitated body of my wife, I would say are pretty much probably on the same level, but it might be slightly different categories.
	Would you, I like, I am a bad judge of character, but I feel like that's we're pushing boundaries here.
	Maybe, maybe, but I did.
	We were just watching Hereditary random thing the other day, and you know, the girl gets decapitated.
	And I tweeted out the smartest woman is a decapitated woman.
	And so that just reminded me of that.
	You're complaining Kez then.
	Yeah.
	You know, I love Kez.
	Yeah.
	And I understand, like, this is, this is so nice.
	Like, sure, she's dead, and like, someone's having necrophilic intercourse with her body, but at least we knew she was smart.
	All bodies matter, even if they're dead.
	Somebody's like, somebody's like, someone's like, oh man, this is very normal to laugh at this stuff.
	I go, what else is there to do though, Caden?
	This is the clown peel I talk about.
	It's like, there's no reason to get offended by this stuff.
	And I want people to realize that.
	Like, don't be triggered by people.
	Learn to enjoy the insanity.
	Like, you've got to be a Joker hanging out of the car while the city burns.
	And there's that famous quote that said, you know, back in the 80s, we need to create Joker, throw him into a bat of radioactive material.
	And in 2020s, need to make Joker, put him into society, right?
	Because that's how we create the craziness.
	And so people ask me every day.
	Like, I was some there that made this video, like, oh, I just having a breakdown.
	And I go, no, I'm having a breakthrough, which is every day I have to break through to learn how to laugh at the world because it's so crazy.
	If I've been having a breakdown, then it's been going on for four years since I started this.
	But every day I see the craziness and I have to just embrace it.
	But it does weigh on your heart a little bit because you look at this and you're like, damn, there are people out there that love a singer so much that they have fantasies about fornicating with a headless body.
	Yeah, but these are the same people that in public, if you were to talk to them, they wouldn't be able to make eye contact with you because they are just so nervous about talking to humans.
	They're so disconnected with society that it doesn't really even matter.
	Are you really going to be scared of these death threats?
	You can't be.
	These people are.
	But they're voting.
	That's the problem.
	Well, did I have the question?
	I have a question for this person for Blick.
	Blick, did you at least use my wife's correct pronouns before you decapitated her?
	Because at least make sure you're not a bigot.
	If you're going to be a killer, at least be somebody who's woke in the process.
	We have a few more.
	I mean, I guess, I mean, these are here.
	So also, Bella V.A. Justin, Justin, just is a very nice wish here.
	We're going to bring this on the screen.
	Said, I hope you die today, which is like, it doesn't hold a lot of clout.
	But she said, as my witch grandmother used to say, what you laugh at now will come back twice as bad.
	You shouldn't have made fun of Justin's illness.
	It's called karma.
	And I believe this is witchcraft going on here.
	We have matriarchal, cross-generational witchcraft.
	I got to say, when you're against, when the witches are against you, you're probably on the right side of history.
	Or like they say, you know, I mean, Justin only has right side paralysis, but I have right side history.
	So at least we're somewhere on the right side.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Is that a chicken?
	That's a, they killed a chicken.
	It's witchcraft.
	That's really sad.
	I mean, burn, burn the witches.
	Bring it back.
	Why would you do that to Liz Cheney?
	Witches great again, burn them literally.
	I mean, there was a day where we killed witches, and I don't know if I can because uh, there's this guy named Nick Martin.
	Um, he has a guy, he has a fupa that goes over his, he hasn't seen his penis in a decade.
	Yeah, the guys that always attack shows like this, they you know, they were always bullied in school, they never were able to really stand up for anything and do anything, so they go on the internet and they fight like boogeymen, like white supremacy and Nazis.
	And it's like, you know, and I feel bad too because he's got that problem where his eyes are a little too far apart, so he's got like you know, like he's like could have been a four, but he's a three, and so you know, there's like a little bit of like self-like relinquished like shame.
	Sure, and so you go on the internet because believe it or not, well, you can barely fit your head inside of the profile pic because it's so round and so big.
	At the same time, it's like he has something that he can look like he's doing, but really, he's just an insecure, sad man that hasn't seen his penis in like since 9/11.
	I have he sent me boo, remember, but it's the undershots that were like the ones that go down.
	Yeah, stop sending me boo, Martin, it's disgusting, and you look like Frankenstein.
	That's all I'm gonna say.
	Why does he send you his pics?
	Well, it's really dino pics, dick, and name only, because it's a labia and he thinks it's a dick.
	It's sad.
	Can I go to his page?
	I'm gonna go, don't go to my screen.
	I'm gonna go to his page.
	I want to tell you guys what I'm talking about.
	This guy is always like tagging our advertisers, and he like he basically clips our show into epic reels for us.
	And he like he like cuts out parts like this is horrible.
	And I'm like, bro, you just put took the best part of our show out and then you put it on the internet and you just got me new followers.
	He's like running the no context pages.
	Yeah, literally.
	Look, this is what I'm talking about.
	This is Nick Martin, ladies and gentlemen.
	Nick Martin.
	He's like an ad, he's like an advertisement for like a non-profit for Down syndrome.
	He like looks Asian because his eyes are so slanted, but I don't think he's actually Asian.
	Yeah, he runs the informant, and it's like it's the original.
	If you talk to this guy in person, that's the same thing.
	This is why the reason why I bring this up is because these kind of people who are like big and bad on the internet, like in person, they're very easily intimidated.
	The weakness that exudes off of them, that's the problem the internet did is it gave too much of a voice and power to people who in the real world ain't got shit.
	Real.
	No, it's so real.
	I don't know.
	I can't wait to see these people in person and go into like these protests and whatnot, seeing these people.
	They can't make eye contact.
	And Tifa, they can't make eye contact.
	Drag queens do with the kids, I'll tell you that.
	Oh, well, that's because they're trying to have them.
	Yeah.
	Can we find Nick Martin?
	Yeah, look, look, like, look, it's like, oh, he has a tweet of you up.
	Look, Isabella Riley, who recently went undercover to film an all-ages drag show in Dallas as if it's like a bad thing.
	Like, you're just literally trying to get her boyfriend request, suggested during an appearance on Blaze TV today that we should lock up victims of child sex abuse.
	That's so funny because they tend to become abusers in the future.
	Like, it's true, though.
	It's so true.
	The bro doesn't even get, does he, as he's clearly never like?
	I bet you he's really done well with the ladies over the years.
	Like bro, do you not understand the way that people are like he doesn't even get a joke?
	But it's true.
	When your life is that, then maybe you don't get it.
	Get it.
	Yeah, I don't know what to say there.
	I just want to thank him for getting that clip of me.
	Yeah, this is my best moment.
	It's true, he's like, literally it's like, and it's also.
	What's funny about it is because it's like we just say facetious things on the show to like, have fun.
	It's like making a meme.
	This show is literally just a meme and we have a lot of fun and the guy's like, no fun allowed here.
	If anyone's laughing, you're probably Hitler's nephew.
	And it's like, bro, you are literally like, you look like a cross between like Jigglypuff and fucking, what's that one guy?
	The, what's his name?
	I don't, who?
	Who?
	The one guy.
	The one guy?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, no.
	I was, that's what I was going to say.
	It's a whale.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I think half of his dick, dino, labia, is paralyzed, which is why he probably is a.
	No, he looks like a freaking beluga whale.
	That's what I was thinking.
	That's mean to beluga whale.
	Look, look at this.
	Beluga whales are pretty cool.
	I know, but look at this shit.
	Oh, he does.
	Look at that right there.
	Nick Martin.
	We'll have to add that a post anyway.
	All right.
	So talking about this.
	So we have the witches against us.
	And I thought it was really crazy, too.
	It's like today's world, like, if witches were going to do any good, at least attack the wrong type of people.
	Like, attack somebody who's out there that's, you know, doing evil in the world.
	But the witches are against us.
	And there's one more too that was out there.
	You can read this one, Isabella.
	Go ahead and read this.
	Hey, you piece of shit.
	This is why your mom died.
	She couldn't wait to get it from a.
	She couldn't wait to get from a pathetic way.
	They probably meant to.
	Exactly.
	My mom died from cancer on purpose.
	Like, what is this?
	I know.
	Leave the mom out of it.
	You know, she had to birth you.
	I feel bad for her.
	Okay.
	If I raise an ableist, ableist is a good compliment.
	Loser like you, I die too.
	Sleep with an eye open, babe.
	Oh, he called you babe.
	With you being such a public figure, it wasn't too, wasn't too hard to track you, X.
	Oh, it's a girl.
	Okay, so first of all, let's try to say two things here.
	I think I might be sleeping with one eye open, but Justin Bieber is living with one eye closed.
	So it's like the same idea, right?
	I mean, we're both in the same position.
	That's whatever.
	And the guy's trying to heal.
	But it's like, it's an interesting thing, too.
	That's like, these are like threats to kill people.
	Like, this is serious stuff.
	I don't, I don't take it very seriously, but people did find a lot of personal information about a lot of people I know and went after them.
	Like really threatened people that are in proximity.
	Somebody messaged me.
	I'm not going to say who it is so they don't know that they want.
	It was like, bro, I don't know who got my phone number, but somebody just like wrote me and told me they know where I live and they're going to kill me.
	I have a feeling this has to do with you.
	Isn't that sad when people in your life know that if they get a death threat, it had something to do with you and you don't even like see them that often.
	No, yeah, it's true.
	Well, like my sister was getting death threats for a little time period.
	And I feel really bad for her.
	Especially when I like lived in California.
	We lived in the same house.
	It's like if someone were to try to attack me, which they're not going to, because like we established their but if they were to try to, that's them coming into her house too.
	Yeah.
	That's a scary thing.
	They didn't decide to like choose this career or whatever, but I think the death threats, like those make my day.
	I think it's so funny.
	I remember one time like on TikTok, I got someone said, you like just for supporting Trump, I hope you get raped, which is not as bad as the stuff you're getting, but I'm like, no, she said, you support a rapist, so I hope you get raped.
	We need, oh man, you're just giving people material for this show.
	It's like, why does the show get clipped out by so many people?
	You guys should identify as women so you can get so you can understand.
	All right.
	What's true is true.
	Let's move on.
	Okay.
	So, of course, with the death threats continuing to come in, I had decided that I was going to do the most noble thing, which other people mentioned stuff about his paralysis and they actually deleted their YouTube videos.
	People got, you know, bullied so hard that they deleted them.
	So what did I do, right?
	Well, everyone was deleting their tweets, their videos, because they were tired of this.
	I went ahead and posted this on.
	Let me go to my screen.
	I've got to tell my kids this was Justin Bieber.
	So that was my response was posting that publicly and just coming back to the believers.
	You know, the believers, we also call them the Bleb Tards.
	I don't know if you know about them.
	I did not know.
	Yeah, they're also called the Bleb Tards.
	Apparently, it's really crazy too because I actually like Justin's music.
	I don't know if you're a fan of Justin, but I like his, I do like Justin.
	I feel from, I feel like every white guy that's like under like 32, maybe somewhat feels a little bit, because Justin and I are like, you know, similar ages.
	And you, you know, he grew up in a scene.
	He's probably, you know, I don't know if he was molested, but his song, Yummy, you know, go ahead and lock him up.
	Well, oh my gosh.
	I mean, why are we making a joke while it's all someone being molested?
	This is not the time.
	I was going to say, like, like, he made the song yummy.
	And you know, the song yummy is like alluding to, like, kids being abducted and molested in the industry.
	Like, that's what it's generally understood.
	And he's like, there are pictures of him as a boy.
	And I think that's his way of communicating that he was sexually abused, which is not uncommon.
	Like, when I told people, like, you know, LA is crazy, I know more people from LA that were sexually abused than were not.
	Like, that's how crazy LA is.
	Like, it's more rare for someone to not have been molested, or at least like, you know, something happened to them, right, when they were younger.
	That being said, it's like, so I'm not giving smack to this guy for struggling and going through life.
	And it must be actually terrible to be going through this, this, this symptom, especially for the fact that like, if you're getting boosters, you're in this.
	He's being lied to.
	He's in this bubble, right?
	And then the church he goes to is what, Hillsong, where we can like all tickle each other's nipples and, you know, sing kumbaya.
	I mean, it's not exactly a very theologically sound environment.
	So the guy, the guy is a little bit of a victim of his own success.
	And we know that.
	So that's why everyone feels for him.
	We're like, we believe in you, Justin.
	I don't believe in him enough to like want to like have with somebody's decapitated wife.
	You know what I mean?
	Like that's a little too far.
	It's a little too far.
	Can't relate.
	How do we prevent, how do we prevent more people from becoming molesters?
	Like I said in the last episode, you know, statistically, we actually need to find these statistics.
	Statistically, if you were abused as a child, you tend to become an abuser.
	How do we create less abusers?
	Lock them up.
	No, it's true.
	And you know the famous saying, what is it?
	It's like men and women have sex to have kids.
	And, oh, no, what's the quote?
	What's the quote?
	So they make gay kids, but then they grooming, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Gay people groom people to have kids.
	No, no.
	Well, yeah, because it turns them into their kids, essentially.
	I will say, I don't think we need to actually lock up people who are sexually abused.
	But I do think with, I think with sexual abuse, that's probably one of the most unknown or unspoken about issues in our society that's leading to a lot of the problems because it's true.
	Cause like the trauma doesn't get healed.
	And most people don't get justice for the sexual abuse when they're kids.
	I don't even think most people talk about it because they're embarrassed.
	And, you know, I mean, if we lock them up, that's one way to do it.
	Therapy, you know, I don't know.
	Growing up and having good friends, you know, that's what happens when you, that's the problem that happens in a place like Los Angeles is that like you would think that it would be rare.
	And if you're a guy and you're sexually abused or a girl, that you'd have good girlfriends, good guy friends who weren't who could like help you and be there so you wouldn't have to do like cringe and lame therapy and that type of stuff.
	But you could actually get help from your friends.
	But the problem in those societies is that so many people are messed up for so many generations that there's nobody that's healthy and whole to actually help them.
	And so then it's like you have the hurt, the blind leading the blind, right?
	It's like the hurt leading the hurt.
	And so like there's no standard of what good is or normal is anymore or like any, so everybody's just messed up.
	So as long as you're like somewhat balanced, then you're okay.
	But really in LA, like nobody's okay.
	And so that's the problem.
	But when you live in crazy, then nobody is.
	It's like the Incredibles quote, right?
	When everybody's a super, then nobody is.
	Or is that what it is?
	When everyone's got something.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, if everyone.
	Yeah, it's it.
	If everyone's special, no one's special.
	Yeah, that's what I meant.
	It's like everyone in LA is crazy, so nobody is.
	And that's why you see like homeless people with like Batheme demons in it.
	Like, ah, getting rocking around.
	You're like, maybe I would have let him babysit my kid.
	Yeah, would you?
	I've never actually been to LA, but.
	Okay, if you want to go, although it hurt his heart.
	You think it's worse than New York City?
	Yeah.
	Oh, LA is 100% worse, especially Hollywood.
	It's literally horrible.
	Although they have cleaned it up a little bit recently.
	Less needles.
	Well, yeah, I'm saying they have cleaned.
	Well, no, they just have cleaned it up a little bit.
	And so like, obviously, what's crazy about this, though, is that like, you know, nobody ever starts rumors about me.
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	So the believers, like, because they, I don't know what they were doing.
	They said I was public and they could find me, which is true.
	Literally, like, you can, you can literally find me.
	It's not hard to find people.
	Like, I literally, I announce where I'm at when I'm at places.
	It's not hard to find me.
	I do carry with me everywhere, though.
	There is that too.
	So we don't want to get the pew-pew out.
	You know what I'm saying?
	However, check this out.
	So like people started DMing me.
	Like, did you really choke out a woman at a Bieber concert?
	What the F am I reading on here?
	So everyone has this, like, now there's this fabricated story that I went to a Bieber concert and I got into like a fight.
	And because I guess it got taken from the fact that on this show, I've admitted I did punch a lesbian in the face once in Hollywood.
	I got into a fight and she broke my friend's glasses.
	I just, you know, just no, I didn't get to a fight out in front of the dirty laundry, but I will say that I did punch a lesbian.
	And everyone should at one point in their life get into a fight.
	And just, you know, it's good.
	It's good for the soul.
	It's like clocking someone in the face that tries to fight you and then like watching them like kind of like flail and cry like a squid out of water.
	It's kind of fun to watch.
	Not that they're a lesbian, I don't mean to punch a lesbian.
	Don't take my quote out of context.
	But if it happens to be a lesbian, it isn't even fight.
	Like me, I got a lesbian type of physique.
	Yeah, you really do.
	I've never been in a fight because I'm very nice, but one day maybe.
	Very questionable statement.
	If there's anything to lie on the show today, I'm not.
	That was it.
	I'm the mother Teresa of our time.
	That's what people tell me.
	It's not, I didn't put that.
	Somebody bring in the peanut gallery over here.
	How are you feeling about that statement?
	I'm very nice.
	Isabelle O'Reilly is asking the token.
	Today, he's not a token.
	We've had blacks on here before.
	No.
	I am black.
	I'm 25% of the time.
	He's not even black on.
	I'm 50% black.
	Yeah.
	So I'm just as white.
	We've had Eric.
	I know Eric July.
	I'm 25% Egyptian, Egypt's in Africa.
	I actually am African-American.
	I'm a black.
	Can I be an honorary black?
	No, yeah, you have a black card.
	Thank you.
	I have a black card.
	So what's up, my half black?
	You think that's true?
	No.
	Yeah, no way.
	I feel like that was the most false statement.
	I would more believe that I choked out a woman at a Bieber concert before you're nice.
	That was rude.
	Yeah, literally, that's not a nice person.
	I'm going to send my fans after you.
	Everyone's going to start DMing you, calling you a rhino.
	I know.
	It is interesting, though.
	A lot of people have, they like you.
	Do they?
	I don't know.
	No, I don't think they do.
	I'm not entirely sure, but I do know that I was saying this to you earlier.
	It's like someone will be 43 minutes into the show and be like, I can't believe that she said rhino.
	And it's like, well, if you've hated her so much, why have you been watching her for 43 minutes?
	Question is, where are your hands while you've been watching her?
	Yeah, seriously, if they have hands, if they're not, you know.
	What are you doing?
	Are you nubbing your nub?
	That's a question for all of you guys out there.
	Moving on to keep things appropriate as the show always does keep things 100% appropriate and on point.
	It sounds like just got to make episodes like this.
	You guys remember when I got, do you guys remember when I got into a fight with that one YouTuber who like told me he was an American Airlines employee?
	And he would like call me and like tell me how he's going to murder my family and stuff.
	It was a very weird time in life.
	But I will say with this stuff, people, look at this.
	People, go to my screen here.
	They like took pictures of me at my mom's funeral and were like, your mother is literally burning in hell and you're making memes.
	Make it make sense.
	Like they took pictures from my mom's funeral.
	This is crazy, right?
	Like, and someone's like, how are you laughing at this?
	I go, look, look at Katie's face.
	Look at this.
	Like, it's like, this is like probably the weirdest people I've ever seen in my life.
	Who does that?
	I don't know what I don't know what I would say.
	These people have way too much time on their hands.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	But yeah, you posting a meme, not no, that's way worse and definitely elicited this behavior, all this hate.
	Go back to my screen.
	So this, look, I made this paralyzed.
	Right.
	Deserved this.
	Suck my dick, old hag.
	You are pushing 40.
	I thought you chalk, chog, choked, and die.
	I wish you a, I wish you die and I'll marry your daughter and rape her.
	You actually can't a wife because you're saying the daughter.
	Yeah.
	The daughter.
	Married.
	No, no, but like, yeah, no, no, but they're going to marry.
	Oh, they're going to marry the daughter and rape her.
	Right.
	Hey, guys, Isabella here.
	So I got a little too crazy on this episode for YouTube because I'm a dumb woman.
	I know I would never.
	So unlike me.
	But if you want to see the full episode, the uncensored thoughtless thoughts of mine, you're going to have to subscribe to Blaze and watch it there.
	You are not going there.
	I'm a lawyer.
	They sent me manuals on how to kill myself.
	Isabella, can you take this one for me?
	Close your doors and make sure you're all alone.
	Then take a knife and place it vertically above the biggest artery you can find in your limp wrist.
	Then cut deep and don't stop until you hit bone.
	It's pretty A to A for effort.
	I mean, that was pretty good.
	I'd say pretty descriptive.
	I'm pretty happy about that one.
	Well, yeah, they took into account the fact that you have Down syndrome, so you needed the full explanation of how to get it.
	Yeah, and the limp wrist.
	I'm a little camp, whatever.
	I got the LA vibes going.
	And I'm like, thank you for at least respecting my culture.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, if you're going to want me to kill myself, at least it's like my pronouns, right?
	What did they do?
	I've been called a cheap twink, limp wrist, and I think they're having sex with my decapitated wife.
	I'm enjoying the day.
	To me, this is what I call a nice Tuesday.
	I mean, if you're not getting this, you're doing something wrong.
	That's what I always say.
	And if these evil people that are so crazy, if they're not hating you and just saying all this stuff to you, then you're not doing anything right.
	Katie, we got no one here too.
	Go ahead and read this one.
	We got more fun stuff coming for you guys.
	We are coming everywhere.
	Do the world a favor and get ran over by some big ass truck or maybe jump off a cliff or maybe hang yourself because losers like you deserve the absolute worst.
	I mean, how can you get away spelling like this?
	Ah, yeah, dude.
	I mean, I don't understand.
	Anyone who spells like that should get hit by a truck.
	My favorite part's heart.
	Yeah.
	Literally, I.
	Yeah, at least they're being nice.
	Yeah, wait, wait.
	Like, like these ones too, when they attack, like, cause I'm, it's all fair attack, my appearance, but like, these have got to be kids saying this because, like, this also brings up an interesting point.
	They talk about like adults.
	Like, first of all, how old is Justin Buerk?
	Someone looked it up for me, Josiah.
	Can you look it up?
	Just give me the age of Justin Bureau.
	He'll look it up.
	He's 28.
	What is his birthday?
	Can we get a birthday?
	Well, I'm saying, I think we're within a few months of each other.
	So the sad part is, but only one of us has paralysis.
	So I'm just going to say, you know, if we're talking about debilitating diseases, we're there.
	I'm not attacking Justin again.
	I do support Justin.
	Where's his birthday?
	March 1st, 1994.
	Oh, March 1st.
	So yeah, we're like, so we're about like 11 months apart.
	We're like March, yeah, about, yeah.
	So we're about 11 months apart within a year of each other.
	But this is what's so sad is like, it's like, ready, go to my screen.
	I love these attacks.
	You literally look as old as a granddad.
	Like, are you really that insecure?
	You got to mock people who have not, who have got a genuine illness that's affecting their actual life.
	What are you gaining from it other than so many people telling you to reevaluate your personality?
	Do yourself a favor and remove your post.
	Get therapy because you for sure need it and change your attitude, which is, which is like probably, I mean, I'm not a big fan of therapy.
	I mean, I'm not a big fan.
	What are your thoughts on therapy?
	It's pointless.
	I think it's dumb.
	Just talk to a wall.
	It'll probably be more effective because the therapists will try to put you on meds.
	That's their ultimate goal.
	And they have an incentive to keep you going.
	So they want you to be sick mentally because then that's their business.
	Well, like, and this is what I think with therapy is my managing take.
	It's like, I understand, for instance, like there are good therapists and there are bad therapists, right?
	Like there are people who, for instance, just because they're good to talk to.
	They might have gotten into it because they're a good conversationalist.
	And I think that some people don't have people in their life they can talk to or they've never developed the skills to talk to people.
	So if there happens to be somebody, and I think usually by recommendation, someone's like, hey, I know someone you can talk to.
	And literally they're so good at talking to people that that become their job.
	Like that's, that's it.
	Like I'm so insane and so weird that I made being weird and insane a job.
	So that's what they do as well is like they can give people counsel like a friend and then they learn how to make money doing it.
	And I don't think that's wrong.
	If you want to go out and you have no one in your life to talk to, that's a symptom of a broken society in the fact that we don't have healthy people to talk to in our lives.
	We don't have communities anymore.
	We don't have an inner circle, right?
	We used to have the church and elders and people and we would have friends and communities and homeschooling.
	We could grow up with together with people and find that closure.
	The world is broken and fragmented.
	And sometimes there's the only person you have to talk to might be a therapist, which should be a judgment on our own culture.
	But like in LA, people like, it's like people have a handbag, you know, like a designer handbag and a therapist.
	It's like an accessory.
	Like you just like, you have a problem.
	You can't solve it yourself.
	It's everything.
	You got to go to your therapist.
	I got to go to my therapist.
	I can't figure it out.
	It's like babies that just can't figure anything out and they can't solve their own problems.
	And it's like, Tara, it's the seven vodka tonics you're drinking every night.
	That's what's pro that's the problem.
	If you just, all the vitamins you take in the morning don't counteract the liver disease that you have.
	You're 96 pounds.
	You haven't eaten in three days, but you've had 21 drinks.
	That's where we're going to start.
	Like, I don't, you don't need a therapist.
	Me.
	That's literally me.
	So you're in a little bit.
	You should see her fridge.
	Her fridge has no food.
	It's just vodka and then vodka, cream, soda, vanilla Oreos.
	She does have vanilla Oreos.
	I will say, though, I do think therapy could work if it's like a marriage counseling because you have an outside perspective.
	So that I feel like.
	Yeah, but that's, that's more, what's that called?
	There's a word for that, mediation.
	That's not, that's not therapy.
	Somebody in the middle of two people to help them solve a problem is a mediator, which I don't think we should even call that therapy or like, I think you should call it marriage counseling, right?
	Isn't that what it's called?
	Like you need to bring in a third person to bring in the balance, which is totally fine.
	And, you know, we used to just call that like a wild night when you bring in a third person to a marriage, but now you can call that marriage counseling.
	I don't, I don't mind.
	And then also therapists and mental illness has become like trendy online where girls are, I need to talk to my therapist.
	I have this mental illness.
	Oh my God.
	It's like trendy.
	You should, these are things you should keep to yourself because you look weak and retarded.
	So, but it's just people love to talk about as if it's a good selling point about them.
	Or like when girls post like videos of them crying, no one wants to see that.
	Keep it to yourself.
	No, but that's cool.
	That'll get you friends.
	They're like high school, college, you're posting videos crying, posting videos of you taking antidepressants.
	Since that's the cool thing to do, right?
	And that's stupid.
	Like, why do we promote this?
	I got a trans person to take Luprin on a live stream on TikTok.
	Isn't Luprin like a isn't it a hormone?
	I'm pretty sure it is.
	But I got him to take hormones on camera to show us all that because he's mentally ill.
	I think it's the greatest thing to do.
	It's like, well, take your medication online.
	Let's make it a part of our identity, a personality trait.
	Let's not talk about being healthy and whole.
	Let's blast the world.
	People have gotten too damn comfortable in this world where it's like, you know, like, you know, people on TikTok are like queefing while they're in the middle of recording and they leave it up.
	You know, have you seen that?
	The new queef people queef on.
	Yes.
	Like, it's like, it's just too comfortable.
	You know, like, that's just like to the point where it's like front farts should not be a part of any sort of content unless that's what you're into and you're 18 or older and you click the link, which I never did.
	But still, even if you're 18 and older, you're going to get off on queefing.
	Is that a thing?
	Some people, dude, people poop on each other.
	Better than getting off to a decapitated body.
	That's what I'm saying.
	People having sex with people do weird stuff.
	Do you know that people poop on each other?
	That's so gross.
	I know.
	I don't.
	That's like a real thing.
	Yeah, it's called hot plating.
	It's a kink.
	It's a people poop on each other.
	I find it kind of funny.
	It's like, well, I was waking up one day.
	I was like, man, I'm feeling horny.
	Can someone poop on me?
	It's like, I think there's a few other steps you could take to get off before pooping gets involved.
	Wasn't that what porn has led to?
	Because it's so many things.
	So much.
	It was one cup.
	When I was a kid, they ate each other's poop.
	Okay, okay.
	That was one thing.
	That was like a meme.
	But like, for it to actually become a thing to where people are.
	They still make that stuff.
	No, people do that.
	Yeah.
	It's what's important today becomes in the bedroom tomorrow.
	I'm not even joking.
	People like pick up on things important.
	It's a real like thing.
	And people, I've heard it called the Cleveland Steamer by a friend, but I think it's a Midwest version of it.
	I've just heard it called the Hot Plate.
	Yeah, that's disgusting.
	That's disgusting.
	I will never be watching that.
	Maybe that's what you'll do next episode.
	It's just live reaction to people.
	No, no, no.
	People are depraved.
	It is like, it is to the point where it's like, if you're at a point in your life where you've got to literally shit on somebody to get off, like you've got to rethink your sexuality.
	Like I like, we're past the point anymore of anything.
	Like that's an absolutely crazy thing.
	And like, that's not, and I've met someone who did that at a pride thing, and he was, he was proud of it.
	Yes, he had pride.
	He liked a diarrhea on people.
	So first of all, let me change the subject now because I need to change this.
	I'm feeling sick.
	But why are they even talking about it?
	If you're still on this show, you have problems.
	If you didn't click off already, you got to send us more death threats, please.
	We want to read more.
	Yeah.
	Okay, we got one here.
	This one, this is one of your fantasies.
	Here we go.
	Am I reading this?
	Okay.
	I'll choke you until your eyes pop right out of their sockets, then plop into your open, gasping mouth where you'll swallow them whole and choke to death on your own eyeballs.
	Dead.
	Can I have like this?
	Can you send me their ad?
	Yeah, I'll find them.
	I have so much.
	Isn't that dead?
	That'll be my trad husband.
	Dead something.
	What's his name?
	That's my future trad husband.
	Deadpool.
	Yeah, Deadpool.
	Deadpool is known for that.
	I like it as Justice in the logo.
	Isn't that Justin Bieber's album?
	Justice?
	I think that is.
	So it's like Justin Bieber for it's like a Deadpool.
	It's like one of his minions.
	What a weird world we live in.
	I'm going to keep going on the script.
	I did not write this, so let me see what we're going here.
	So here's the deal.
	So we got this article here from Rolling Stone that is talking about how anti-vaxxers are freaking out, are flipping out over Justin Bieber's facial process.
	Oh, there's love in paradise.
	I'd love to give him a free ad.
	Let me get there.
	You go.
	Okay.
	So we got Justin Bieber.
	How are you feeling with this picture on Isabel?
	Is it doing anything for you?
	Gross.
	I've never found him attractive.
	You don't like boys that you don't like young boys?
	No, I like white men who are racist.
	Okay.
	Well, to half our audience, it looks like you have a chance.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	So Justin Bieber performed Coachella last April.
	He recently canceled several dates after he was diagnosed with Ramsey Hunt syndrome.
	On Friday, Justin Bieber took to Instagram to reveal to his fans that he would have to cancel upcoming dates for his world tour due to health issues.
	A health issue, he said during his Instagram live, was his diagnosis of Ramsey Hunt syndrome, a complication of the shingles virus that results in facial paralysis.
	Ramsey Hunt is triggered by Varicella zastovirus.
	It's like VZV, the same virus that causes shingles, which is in turn caused by the same virus that causes chickenpox.
	If you contract a chickenpox as a kid, the virus remains dormant in your system, then it's putting you at risk for developing shingles.
	I'm just physically not capable of doing this.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Bieber's health disclosure prompted a flurry of explainers across the internet, which many news outlets explaining what it was, what symptoms are, and how to treat it.
	It also prompted anti-vactrons while they speculate based on limited evidence that Beber had contracted the virus as a result of getting COVID-19 vaccine.
	Here's the crazy thing.
	They say limited evidence.
	There's a lot of limited evidences out there of a lot of weird things happening to people all the time that are young that I don't remember happening to people that are all boosted that are definitely not connected to the vaccine, right?
	A lot of, we have, we have, we have us, uh, we have sad, sudden adult death syndrome.
	And everyone's like, it's been around forever.
	I'm like, I haven't fucking heard about that until yesterday.
	Oh, well, why?
	Because we, I didn't know young people just dropping dead.
	I, I never heard of that.
	I don't, I don't, I've never known anyone who's just young who just dropped dead.
	I had a friend who died when he was 19 because he had a heart attack because he drank too many Red Bulls and things and he had too much caffeine in his body.
	So I know people that die from heart attacks from something triggering that heart attack, a substance, something you put into your body, like something that maybe we're all doing today that probably could definitely not be the vaccine.
	Look at your face.
	Why are you looking naughty?
	What do you look at?
	You're turned on by that.
	Didn't that write?
	I turned you on, Caden.
	Caden got chubby.
	Didn't his wife have like a stroke?
	You have confetti on your shirt.
	That was shameless.
	Didn't his wife have a stroke, though, or something from the vaccine?
	Let me see.
	I didn't confirm that.
	Let me see.
	Hailey, what's her name?
	Haley Bieber?
	I don't know.
	So many people have gotten strokes and paralysis and whatnot from the that doesn't work.
	And didn't Fauci, he just had a mini stroke, but it wasn't from the vaccine, actually.
	It's not from the vaccine.
	We just, everyone has a mini stroke.
	Everyone gets facial paralysis.
	This is like a part of the, this is like, this is normal.
	This is normal.
	I have strokes every morning.
	What?
	Every morning.
	They're that prevalent.
	Yeah.
	I was like, huh?
	But how, I mean, it's crazy that this young married couple that are famous that they both had these reactions.
	I mean, alleged reactions to this, right?
	We don't know.
	But Fauci has COVID right now and he was bragging about how he's, don't worry, I'm vaccinated.
	I'm boosted.
	So why would you say it?
	Like, why are you promoting that?
	Clearly, the boo and the boo just don't work.
	And of course, before we go any further and read amazing death threats, I got to talk to you about something that is keeping me alive, something that I love so much.
	This is a product that I use every day called Healthy Cell.
	Now, these are packets that essentially replace all of those pills that you have to take for cognitive development, for immune boosting, for vitamins.
	It's really cool.
	I was just telling Caden today, I'll read their fancy smancy ad read, but also like, essentially, I would take like 20 pills, you know, and all this stuff, and it tastes gross and they're chalky and certain ones make you sick.
	I literally now have three packets that I take.
	They're like one ounce or something like that.
	I don't even know.
	They're small and they taste like a fruit roll-up.
	And then I just like basically shoot them real quickly like a shot and I get everything I need for the day.
	And it's like that simplifies everything.
	I need simple health, right?
	Sure.
	It sounds good.
	I'm going to give you some.
	You guys will try some.
	Anyway, Healthy Cell, right?
	This sound crazy, but it's actually the truth.
	If you take vitamins in pill form every day, like the 240 million other Americans who do that, you're wasting your money at best and maybe even hurting yourself at worst.
	Studies show that you can't absorb most of the nutrients that come in pill form.
	It's just true.
	Then you may even be irritating your gut with all those so-called other ingredients and the pills, things like artificial glues and additives that can scratch the lining of your small intestine.
	I found a new type of ingestible gel supplement from an advanced nutrition company and it's called Healthy Cell.
	And I literally love them so much.
	It's been clinically proven to have 165% more absorption than pills and it's gentler on your gut.
	Made with gut healthy ingredients like soluble fiber.
	It's incredibly easy to take and combines all the essential vitamins and minerals that you need to get a little ultra absorption gel pack.
	It's like very small.
	It's very awesome.
	It also tastes great too.
	And now I have more energy and I see a difference in my skin for a limited time.
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	People say, well, how do I know that it's going to work?
	If it doesn't work, you get your money back.
	But by the way, one of my favorite products that I don't think they advertised on there, they have a sleep one that has like GABA and melatonin, like light, and a bunch of stuff that helps you get deep REM sleep.
	It's called like it boosts your REM so you get deeper and healthier sleep.
	Highly suggest it.
	It's super amazing.
	You don't feel groggy when you wake up.
	It tastes good.
	Oh, they taste freaking amazing.
	And you can put them in yogurt or anything you want too.
	Like it doesn't matter.
	You don't have to take them like a shot.
	I absolutely love it.
	Or you can take it with vodka.
	I guess I don't suggest that the company doesn't recommend it.
	But since it's all you have in your fridge, I'm sure it works.
	No, I mean, I'd be healthier.
	So, Tara.
	Anyway, all right, let's talk about this.
	So it actually does get progressively worse here.
	They're saying that we're freaking out about it, but I will say that they continue to talk to us.
	We have this too, what was going on.
	Let me see if I can actually find it.
	On our actual page, and people were, like I said, were telling me to hang myself.
	They're telling me to actually get into this.
	People were getting so angry at me because they were saying that, like this quote, if you go to my screen here right now, as people said, there's a documentary made about me, an hour-long documentary.
	It wasn't very nice, but the top comment was, this guy having a job and audience is legitimately terrifying, which I found to be a compliment.
	I agree.
	And why is it terrifying?
	It actually is kind of terrifying, but I mean, how can you like, like we were talking about earlier, how can you take anything seriously these days?
	Like, that's why I'm blackpilled, work down pills, as you say.
	I don't take anything seriously, and I just laugh at everything.
	And I'm so happy.
	You know, we're surrounded by retards.
	We might as well laugh at them.
	Yeah, I know.
	Let me go down.
	Oh, so is this the quote from John Doyle right here?
	Is that what it is?
	Is what a DeKing Society looks like, or is that not?
	I don't know.
	I thought that I'm seeing memes from that drag show that you guys covered.
	It's pretty cool.
	Memes.
	You take it off the screen here.
	I'm going to, I'm going to scroll down.
	I'm going to find something very important here.
	Oh, yeah, look, we got this too, my dog supporting Ukraine.
	This is the kind of shit that I post on Twitter.
	And so if you don't follow me on Twitter, you really should right now.
	Why don't you plug your Twitter, Isabella?
	Where can I find you on Twitter?
	At Isabella Riley US.
	And what about you, Caden?
	I'm not really on Twitter.
	Doesn't KGB have a Twitter?
	Oh, yeah.
	I guess we just got one.
	The KGB show on Twitter, I guess, now.
	Well, let me go down here.
	So first of all, besides the fact of cattle dying, I got inspirational quotes that I post like this one.
	Look, this is super deep.
	To all the haters, bring it on, ding-dong.
	It's absolutely, it's top-tier quality.
	I always tell people that my quality is as good as my humor, which means it's like C minus level.
	It passes, but barely.
	No, that's me too.
	Like, I don't know if you guys have been, if you follow me, I've been posting my spiders.
	Everyone thinks I have like pet spiders now, and now I'm just like running with it, creating spider culture.
	But yeah, everything I post is so insightful and just so retarded.
	It honestly is.
	But people follow it and they like it.
	I can't believe it.
	Like the ducks.
	And I post your memes.
	If you guys get memes, look at this.
	I'm going to just show you guys some of your guys' memes you guys made.
	You guys made this of me, Become Ungroomable.
	That was, of course, pretty epic.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Are you feeling something inside?
	Did you get butterflies?
	Feeling Nick Martin's labia.
	Oh, it's always gross with her.
	Like, it's just always disgusting.
	Like, it's just like the next level.
	It has to be.
	Off-camera, too.
	It's just everything that comes out of her mouth.
	And that's a hemorrhoid from him that he hasn't treated in six years.
	Okay.
	It's just hanging out a little further than normal.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm definitely much worse off camera.
	People always tell me, they're like, oh, it doesn't even matter if Elon Musk buys Twitter because you already don't.
	You already say everything.
	I'm like, no, I don't.
	No, people see me off camera too.
	It's pretty horrible.
	But like people, someone posted this one.
	This one's so good.
	It's like, am I the drama?
	That's good.
	Oh, but this is how we keep it good.
	I love this.
	I live this.
	We take it off the screen.
	Let's see what else we got here for a second.
	I don't even know why I'm doing this, but I am going to just, oh, yeah, I like, and I have this video up.
	Check this out.
	Just another example of youths, young people out of control again in our country, getting 100% discount rates at Macy's.
	I always will say this, Caden.
	It is very similar.
	You might be half black, but every time there's one of these videos, everyone's 100% young.
	Those people look a lot like darker versions of me.
	No, what?
	Oh, that's racist.
	No belong from, I don't want to hear it.
	I don't want to hear your racism.
	I don't want to hear your racism.
	They only steal bread because they're so hungry.
	That's why they run out with TVs.
	Yeah, it's true.
	I just don't want to hear your racism on my show because this show is a very anti-racist show.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, this is what we do.
	And like, I really want to say, oh, yeah, look at this one.
	This one's one of my favorite ones too.
	Your girl about to meet your mama soon with someone hanging on a noose, right?
	Isn't that good?
	I'm not finding more of these because there's so many of them available.
	And like, they're down here.
	Like, oh, yeah.
	And they're like, look at this one.
	It's like Lupin's like, the blaze, fire him, ASAP.
	And so I wrote, like, I think I wrote here, like, Elijah Schaefer was fired for making a Justin Baby.
	It's like, this is day two.
	We're still going hard on this, right?
	We like, we continue to go through all this.
	But anyway, I do want to say, oh, yeah, like, this is also one too, just throwing it out there.
	This is our last one I'm going to go over, but I'm going to screw your dead mom to death.
	Where's the necrophilia?
	This is what they do.
	They like, and this is where I realize why young people commit suicide.
	I'm not even joking.
	Like, I, I think I got past the internet bullying days.
	I was bullied, like, but someone like broke my leg when I was younger.
	Like, and we had like physical bullying.
	Like, somebody would like, you know, they give, I mean, like, I'm just saying, give you a, let's go stereotypical, but like a wedgie or slam you into the locker or like put you in a trash can or something like that.
	Like that was what bullying was when I grew up.
	And I thought that's what it was.
	Now it's like people like sending you porn of your dead mom getting screwed by a black guy.
	And it's like, I like, I'm old enough that this stuff is just like, I'm so dead inside.
	Like, you know what's even more dead than my decapitated dead wife?
	My soul.
	Like, I mean, that's, you want to screw that thing?
	That's true necrophilia right there.
	That thing hasn't had a single mouse of blood in it for very, very long.
	And so it's like, but that's what's crazy.
	I am a little bit dead inside.
	I'm hard-hearted.
	I don't, I don't feel anymore.
	I'm something past depression.
	Paralyzed.
	Justin's face.
	So real.
	I'm internally paralyzed.
	I just literally don't feel anything anymore.
	Like, I just am what I am.
	And I look at this and I'm going, man, but if I was like a 14-year-old girl, I imagine if this was geared towards like the insecurities of a young girl or something like that, like they do, people were sending me things like, bro, your beard don't even connect.
	Like, I'm like, what?
	What does that even mean?
	I don't even know.
	But I'm going like, for me, that's funny, right?
	If you point out a Jew's nose, they won't find that funny.
	Some people don't find things interesting.
	They don't find things they find things offensive.
	It's true.
	And with young girls, nobody's more sensitive than a young girl.
	And I'm going, man, these young guys, these young girls, I don't know if you've heard about this, but there's also like the revenge porn bullying where they pretend to be a girl, get you to send a dick pic, and they start like threatening to send it to people unless you send them money.
	I've not heard of that, but I mean, I'm pro-bullying.
	Nick Martin did that too, I thought.
	Oh, no, it's labia, dino.
	I told you this.
	But no, we actually do need to bring back bullying.
	They're bullying the wrong people.
	All bullying.
	It builds character.
	You get a thicker skin.
	If you can't handle words, like if words are really bothering you, then life is going to destroy you.
	Real.
	As FleckasTalks always says, words are just words until actions actually start because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
	That was beautiful.
	Poetic.
	Have you never seen that clip?
	I have not seen that.
	Everybody, look up if you're on.
	Literally after the show, look up words are just words until action actually starts.
	That was a protester said that.
	It's like, well, I don't know what that means, but good job, man.
	That's really proud of that and that bravery.
	No, but I mean, I bring up the seriousness of the idea of the bullying is like, it does bring up an interesting question of like what our youth are being exposed to.
	Because obviously being a public figure, death threats are part and parcel.
	I don't comp people being rude on comments.
	Bitch, like, who cares?
	Like, it's like people will follow your insecurities.
	If you're offended by people being mean to you on the internet, you shouldn't be on the internet.
	But that begs the differ.
	I'm talking about adults, but children, I mean, that's the problem.
	They have school on the internet now.
	They can't avoid being online.
	And it scares me a little bit because I'm going, man, if this was happening to like my 13-year-old and they didn't know about this, I don't want to be an overbearing parent.
	I don't want to be like, you know, looking into everything that they do.
	I don't like that kind of like, you know, being super, super hyper-paranoid about everything.
	But I'm going, dude, if over a meme, like I didn't do anything crazy, if they shared a meme and they could be getting people trying to get them to commit suicide, sending them manuals.
	Someone sent me a manual of how to kill myself.
	This is some pretty crazy stuff.
	Yeah, but you didn't kill yourself because you're not crazy.
	How do you kill what's dead?
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.
	He hung himself, right?
	Is that what they said he did?
	I need a drink.
	Okay.
	Anyways, I don't know.
	I kind of think as a parent, you need to teach your kids to have thick skin.
	I don't know.
	Like if someone sends you a death threat and you kill yourself, it's because you're crazy and mentally unstable, not because someone sent you a death threat.
	No, it's 100% true.
	But these kids also with the internet, they're not able to socialize.
	They can't tell their parents what's wrong.
	So they'll just go straight to killing themselves, which is the scary part about it.
	Natural selection.
	Well, like, well, things don't make sense.
	I did want to kill myself.
	A 12-year-old bully kills himself.
	Oh, sorry.
	Natural selection.
	I wouldn't do that at 12 years old.
	I would never do that.
	Just saying.
	Attention.
	Anything changed the subject here.
	Speaking of things that don't make sense, anything you do, I think last year we said, as long as you're doing it for the gays, it's okay.
	That was our phrase last June.
	And then now it's as long as you do it for Ukraine, right?
	Then it's okay.
	City of Miami, I don't know if you saw this, is doing a gun buyback program in an effort to support Ukraine and take guns off of our streets.
	City of Miami and Miami PD will be hosting a gun buyback on Saturday, June 18th.
	Please ensure all firearms are unloaded and transported in a secure carrying case.
	No questions asked.
	And they're offering you $50 gift card for a firearm.
	I don't know if they know how much firearms cost, but you could just sell that firearm to a friend for like 500 bucks.
	And like my pistols were like, it was like 2,300 bucks.
	And my AR was like 2,500 bucks.
	So I don't know.
	I mean, I have good guns.
	I mean, they're nice, customized.
	That's 20 rounds of 5.56.
	That's like literally nothing.
	Yeah.
	Imagine your kids stole your guns for like two $50 gift cards to Potlay.
	And they're like, where's my guns?
	And he's like, I didn't shoot up at school, but we're going to get free lunch.
	Like, dog.
	I mean, and with the inflation, you can't even get the carnitas.
	I mean, you're only going to get a chicken burrito.
	50 bucks ain't enough anymore.
	Like $50.
	Dude, gas.
	I paid $5.40 a gallon for my car.
	It's $5.40 here in Texas.
	$5.40.
	It's really expensive here.
	It's kind of shocking.
	I sold above $2 in California.
	Yeah, that is so much worse there.
	Are they sending the guns to Ukraine?
	Like, is that what's going on?
	Is that how they're helping Ukraine in this buyback?
	The guns?
	They're turning them into dildos for the American youth, for our children.
	All the trannies in Ukraine.
	That's a thing, right?
	Isn't there a lot of trannies?
	No, there is a lot of trannies.
	They have a rampant gay problem.
	Zelensky, Zelensky.
	In Ukraine.
	In gay crane?
	Yeah.
	You know what's crazy?
	Ukraine is gay.
	So that's what's crazy.
	No, but I don't understand this.
	They're hosting a buyback program.
	And you get a $150 gift card for a high-powered rifle.
	So it says for a shotgun rifle.
	Why is that considered a high-powered rifle versus a rifle?
	Where does the power come in?
	I don't know.
	I'm pretty sure if you get shot with a 50-cal rifle, that would be probably more devastating than getting shot with a 2-2-3 rifle.
	But that's just a rifle, right?
	Technically, you can buy a 50-cal rifle.
	It's not a high-powered rifle.
	What's the power mean?
	High caliber?
	What does that mean?
	I don't.
	223s are really small.
	Yeah, they're not.
	I mean, they're like an inch and a half.
	Yeah, like I'm saying they're not big.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it has a decent cartridge, but like the actual head, the bullet itself is not very large.
	The round is, actually, I'll take that back.
	I want to take that back.
	It's actually huge.
	I agree.
	That's what she said.
	People think it's small, but I think it's the biggest round possible.
	And some people.
	It probably has a good personality.
	It probably has a great personality.
	223s might make you laugh.
	And it makes up for the size, you know?
	It identifies as big.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	And it does the trick.
	It'll do the job.
	It'll hit the kill.
	And it's like, and oh, if there's bigger rounds out there, cool, but this one works too.
	It's the most popular one.
	Everyone loves 223.
	Yeah, no one has ever complained about 223556.
	You know, there are plenty more.
	No one has ever.
	It's true.
	It's a perfect size, actually.
	I've heard.
	I've heard 223s are exactly what makes they're the best.
	The thing is, I don't know guns, so I can't really relate to this conversation.
	So I'm just going to smile and nod and pretend I am following it.
	Yeah.
	But I mean, these people, they've missed the entire bit.
	I feel like that's like today's metaphor for your entire life.
	Every day you perform on the show.
	Yes?
	Yeah.
	Oh, now the joke's not funny anymore.
	Freaking take the confetti of color.
	A woman making something not funny.
	How shocking.
	Yeah.
	And then ruining it by adding that comment at the end of it.
	But okay, thank you.
	That comment's only funny from men.
	Well, now it's not even funny for men anymore.
	No, more confetti.
	Women ruin everything.
	You ruined the ruined show.
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	So in the midst of this, I do want to say this.
	It does look like things are ramping up pretty progressively here.
	And I do want to bring this up.
	I just want to say that we have a picture here, I guess, of you.
	You went on what?
	Why?
	What's up?
	Well, no, but I was going to say, because Tucker Carlson is leaving America.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Carlson is leaving America.
	I thought you were leaving America too.
	But let's watch this clip because apparently we are moving in a direction where people want to leave.
	And my understanding is we've got leaked images of you too, but we need to watch this video.
	We need to roll the video.
	In just a year and a half, Biden and Ron Klain, his strange, shadowy chief of staff, have done more damage to this country than anybody could possibly have imagined.
	We read the numbers every night, but they don't capture it.
	You know what captures it?
	This story.
	This story comes from the reliably liberal financial news outlet CNBC.
	Here's the second sentence of the piece.
	Quote, a rising number of former Californians are migrating out of the country altogether and are instead heading south of the border.
	Many are seeking a more relaxed and affordable lifestyle in Mexico.
	Yes, in Mexico.
	Not Switzerland, Mexico.
	So things are so bad in Joe Biden's America that thousands of Americans are voluntarily moving to a third world country in the middle of a brutal drug war.
	Well, I did hear that you are looking to go down there as well, too.
	To Mexico?
	Yes.
	When?
	Yeah, no, I am.
	You were just down there recently.
	Yeah, I was.
	I don't get the bit.
	There's no bit.
	What?
	What do you mean I was in Mexico?
	No bit.
	We just had a picture of you from there.
	I live in Yeha, Texas.
	Oh, why are you showing this?
	That was you down in Mexico.
	How was the Coke?
	It was, oh my God.
	The bottle of Coke.
	Actually, speaking of Coke, if Elon Musk does not buy Coca-Cola and puts cocaine back in it, I'm just going to say that's rude.
	But actually, wasn't there, what was a recent Mexican holiday recently?
	Same to myo.
	Oh, there you go.
	No one else was talking about this.
	We all hear.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	That's terrible, okay?
	Oh, yeah.
	Isabelle Riley has a moral compass.
	I do, and it's the only correct one.
	But yeah, people always talk about inflated gas prices, groceries.
	No one else besides this one, this orange taco right here, talked about inflated prices on sombreros.
	I did post a video about it.
	She said her tacos orange.
	Why did she do this?
	Someone.
	Why does she do this to us?
	Why is she here?
	I'm literally Taco Bell, but worse.
	You know, it's almost like a bad thing.
	You know what I guess the audience is going to say is you are here.
	Juneteenth.
	It's almost like a short.
	Unfortunately, so are we.
	Yeah.
	Juneteenth.
	True.
	Juneteenth is coming up.
	And on that note, I just want to say this: if you want to know, he's still alive.
	Brandon, can you throw your head in here real fast?
	We're just going to end with you.
	Can you close out the show?
	Just remind people, just close out the show and remind people to support you on channel.
	Come over here.
	Come in the seat.
	Swap out with me and close out the show however you want.
	Remind people to sign up at blazetv.com slash Elijah to support us.
	Go ahead and close out the show.
	And we'll give our guests a chance to plug themselves.
	Where can they find you and follow you, Caden and Isabella?
	Twitter, again, IsabelleReillyUS.
	Instagram, IsabellaRileyUSA.
	Instagram, Caden R. Lopez.
	Also, the KGB show on Instagram and YouTube.
	Post some great content on there.
	Now am I supposed to close the show?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	That was my cue.
	It's like a practice show, it seems.
	You know, I thought you guys were going to do it.
	I don't actually have a script.
	I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to say here, but this has been slightly offensive, and I'm clearly not Elijah Schaefer, but I'm still here.
	Anything else?
	Sign out.

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