March 30, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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WTF! Coke-Fueled Org*es & Extortion? RINOs GTFO! | Ep 239
We all know D.C. is a zoo full of animals, but no creature is worse than RINOs. They pretend to represent us while joining hands with the global cabal, getting us involved in endless wars, devaluing our currency, inflating our dollar, spreading degeneracy, and mocking our traditions. We are going hard-core on the ridiculousness of what’s going on as we try to make sense of all the nonsense that often ends in illegal, drug-fueled s*x parties.
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So back from Washington, D.C. in Dallas right now with our amazing guests on today's show.
We have Homie with the extra chromi proving once again that not only are chromosomes in full supply or extra supply, but guest quality has been raising.
You guys thought the show was going to go downhill when Savannah left.
Hello, bringing representation to those who speak the least.
Homie with the extra chromi is back on the set from down under.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive for the third time.
We also have in the other guest seat, Raisinet, who was gifted to us by Savannah Hernandez, representing small black people, which everyone knows, as long as small black people are happy, then everyone will be all right.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color in 8K graphics blasting in our face.
A lot of you guys have complained about that.
I don't know what else I can do to you guys.
I've given you graphics beyond the resolution that anyone's promised you.
How many people are actually even giving you 4K graphics?
I've given you 8K.
I don't even think my computer can render that.
I don't even know if you can see it.
It's so high resolution, you can probably barely handle it.
Like everything else happening in our country, sadly, right now.
But unfortunately, just like the problems in our nation, it's given to you anyways, and you got to figure out what to do with it.
I also shout out to the mom who banned the phrase COC in your face in your home.
Good job.
The fact that some of you don't realize you shouldn't be making confetti of color jokes to your parents, I don't know why I had to tell you that.
Also, thank you for stop posting poop porn in the telegram chat.
T.me slash slightly offensive.
Well, the world has gotten kind of weird.
Biden's talking about billionaires pay no taxes.
You might have noticed that things seem a little strange if you can go to my screen.
I felt like we were basically in a position where things couldn't get weirder until I found out that people are now giving up their dogs.
This is from Breezy Squirrel, that Fresco's previous owners discovered him sexually mounting another male dog, causing them to believe that he was gay, and they actually gave him up for adoption.
Um, it's actually quite an interesting story here if we, if we look at it.
Uh, so the story is, is North Carolina, a dog is abandoned for being gay, gets adopted by a gay couple and i'm gonna zoom in.
There is no end to homophobia or homodogophobia.
It was only limited to people, but now it has also paved its way for the housing of animals.
On tuesday, an openly gay couple adopted a dog abandoned a North Carolina animal shelter after his owners mistook him for gay and don't you love the quality of writing like, oh yeah sorry sorry man, I mistook you for gay.
Like, not even for being gay, he just mistook the dog for gay.
Fresco, a four-year-old dog, was handed to Stanley County animal protective services, according to Shelter's Facebook page.
Fresco gets along well with both humans and other dogs.
And the owner said that he didn't want a gay dog and left him in the shelter's care, according to workers.
Poor Fresco.
So Fresco was just being a dog.
Don't mind the fact that dogs lick their own balls, eat their own vomit.
We have now gotten to a point where we are abandoning animals for acting in nature.
I guess send them to a conversion camp or something like that.
But they got rid of them.
And I'm feeling like life has gone crazy.
I didn't realize we were going to get to a point where dogs now have a sexuality.
I mean, they're turning the freaking frogs gay.
They're turning the kids gay.
And our dogs are coming out of the closet.
My dog just randomly snipes peas in the house.
It's quite annoying.
But I mean, if you ever came out to me, I'd be a little more supportive, a little more supportive.
Like, you know what?
You're a dog and you have an IQ of, I'm not going to say, but you have an IQ.
And I'm going to be a little more supportive of you.
And today's gotten a little weird.
We are banning our animals.
We're abandoning our values.
We're abandoning our virtues.
And you hear Biden opening up already saying that we are in a place where the world is going to be destabilized.
Billionaires are not paying their money, aka we need to start raising the tax rate.
We need to destabilize and tear down everything that we built.
In fact, it's getting so crazy.
Not only are the dogs gay, the country's collapsing, but apparently Madison Cawthorne is just two wheels extra being added into an orgy, or maybe not.
Things have gotten a little bit crazy.
And they say, you know, they think Madison Cawthorne was at an orgy in DC.
And before I even talk about that story, I think it's weird because I didn't see him there.
So didn't see a wheelchair.
There was someone in a seat, but I don't know.
It's a crazy day, crazy time in DC.
We had a lot of stuff.
We found satanic pedophiles, killed a few people, conquered a few things.
We're never going back.
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So, in good news, tax season is coming up.
I don't know if you're happy about that.
It's right around the corner.
And our favorite capitalist Joe Biden is talking about raising taxes.
I mean, if I had to talk to you about one thing and ask you the serious question, say, do you think in the future are taxes going to go up or are taxes going to go down?
What would be your answer?
Well, obviously, they're not going down.
I wish they would follow the same trajectory as our entire nation and our culture.
It's like the things you want to go up are currently declining, and the things that you want to decline keep increasing.
It's the backwardsness where the president, who may or may not even be a hologram, I don't even know if he's real, stands up there, lies in our faces, and directly tells us that billionaires and these companies are paying no taxes.
When in reality, well, I'm not promoting the wealthy elites who have betrayed us, by the way, and have completely stabbed us in the back, jumping completely on board with the new world order and the global homo agenda to destroy our families, rob us of what we want and what we need, and with people like Bill Gates saying that we need to be on 100% synthetic beef very, very soon in this country.
That's biosynthetic warfare.
And people like this are just puppets.
They're puns.
They can't even believe what they're saying themselves.
It's like tax season's coming.
A lot of us are barely scraping by.
We're barely surviving.
And then you have the president telling us, you know what, it's time that we start charging people more money to operate in this country.
We know when we start charging billionaires a lot more money, we start taking their money, we start taxing these companies, they're not very giving and generous people.
And they end up passing down that burden to us.
And then, just like Fresco the dog, we end up getting abandoned, not because we're gay, but because life is being forgay.
I still can't get over that.
They mistook him for gay.
Can we go back to my screen?
Poor Fresco.
I just, literally, we've all been abandoned by our government.
We're all a little bit like Fresco, and we're all just seriously getting mounted, not by another dog, but by the federal government.
And there's something that we all want to know.
With gas prices rising every day and things happening, I mean, it is absolutely getting insane.
It's so bad in Western countries right now that I want to remind you that we are getting to a position where this is possible.
On my screen here, it says, I'm sorry, sir, your card has been declined due to your political views.
Realistically speaking, people go, well, we can't actually get here.
We're not there.
Why are you being an alarmist?
I'm not being an alarmist because while your money may not exactly be denied in the moment because of your political views, your money and your bank account is being devalued and you are losing control of it because of your political discourse.
Because you want a nationalist country.
You want a country with strong currency stabilization.
You want a nation with strong core values, understanding that people sometimes live a little bit off course, but you don't preach those things to kids.
You want children, boys to be boys, and girls to be girls.
You want women to be able to compete fairly, boys to have Boy Scouts and male spaces.
Yeah, you're asking for a little too much.
But as you speak, because the people in power are in power, I don't know how they got there, but they are there.
Our money has basically almost no value to the point we're going to talk about in a moment.
It is so insane that we may not really have a currency within a few months, or at least not the same currency that we're used to.
I want to open up an article here of some warnings by somebody who's been following this for a long time.
And this is from a Glenn Beck special where he was warning us that your dollar will not be the same.
Glenn Beck reveals how your entire global thank you.
Wow, we're really pushing the ads here on Blaze.com.
The Blaze.
You know what, guys, at least that's like me paying myself, watching my own ads.
Your dollar will not be the same, Glenn Beck reveals how our entire global economic system just Change.
This is going to change everything about your life.
And it goes on to say, this is going to change everything about your life.
Everything that you think that you know about America, Glenn Warren, the global financial system and everything that we've grown accustomed to is going to fundamentally change.
No matter how it all shakes out, your dollar is not going to be the same.
Your purchasing power will be much weaker than it is today.
And I believe that we have a matter of months, not years, before any of this takes place.
So when the federal government is telling you we're going to take more of your money and our dollar is decreasing and we're headed towards a crash course where our economy might collapse, when the Fed is raising rates and telling us that we're moving in a direction that things are going to become a cluster orgy, and when congressmen are literally getting involved in the cluster orgies, or at least getting invited to them, it's a weird story coming up.
You start to ask yourself, how much longer can we live in ignorance and pretend like what we're seeing and what we're paying attention to isn't happening?
How much longer can you walk around carelessly with your money in the bank or your lack thereof, acting like everything is going to be fine?
Our country is headed towards a collateral damage that you have never experienced and you're going to be the victim.
And unfortunately, I love my My Fact Pro, but these kind of bandages are not going to fix you.
You're not going to be able to be safe.
Nobody is going to be safe from this, yourself included.
He goes on to say in the article that Mao, Chairman Mao, of course, the wonderful dictator of China or the person who had this great leap forward, this cultural revolution reminded us that there is no construction without destruction.
And that's what's happened to the financial system this month.
The important thing is, is that the people at play are intentionally destroying our economy.
And you wonder why?
It's because they want a new construction.
They want a new world order, a deliberate rebuild of the country where you own nothing and are happy.
But on top of that, what's the point?
What's the purpose besides being evil?
We're headed back into what is considered a modern revolutionary servitude or surf system.
He says the feudal system reimagined that is trying to take place on a global scale.
You have to understand that in Europe, what was going on during the last several hundred years was that there were monarchies and these countries were ruled by global elites or people in their nations that had the right to all land.
And these countries have definitely minimum resources and there's only so much land to go around.
So individuals went exploring to some extent, ended up looking for new land, even for these countries, these charters, on behalf of whether it was the queen, king of Spain or whether it was the king of England, queen of England, it didn't matter.
People went on journeys and they were actually pushed out by the countries to even expand.
This is the empiricism, the imperialism of knowing that we can be the greatest country.
Unfortunately for them, nations like the United States were birthed.
We had a lot of land and we even pushed land ownership on people.
We said that you had to be a landowner to vote because we were pushing a diaspora and actually trying to get people to accept the manifest destiny of our nation and go out and proliferate like God said, take over the new land, find independence, realizing there's so much beauty and power in being self-sustaining.
Because when you're self-sustaining, then you realize that a lot of your hardships, a lot of your problems don't come from yourself, but they come from what?
From the government and from the culture that you're seared with and seated with all around and you feel vexed by.
But when you're away from it all, you can actually be at peace and have ownership and actually see God.
You can see God in nature too.
And they don't like this.
They don't like this.
They don't like the fact that out of this nation, a new nation was birthed, seeing God, our creator, that people could be free to own their land, to worship God and to raise their families.
In fact, they are not satisfied.
They haven't been satisfied with it.
And from the War of 1812, when they besieged the United States, the globalist empire, which was then the United Kingdom and all of its empirical or imperial colonies, came back and they said, you barbarians, you evil people in the United States, you guys are unruly.
And what does it mean to be unruly?
Well, it means that we are not subjugated to their culture, their form, what they wanted.
Yeah, of course, damn straight, we're unruly here in the United States.
I mean, what does that mean?
The fact that we own firearms, that we don't act like we are subjugated to a king or to a queen, but our rights come from God?
Yeah, we are unruly.
And so what'd they do?
They've done this before.
They came in, invaded us, burned down the White House.
Remember that one?
That was not something we really talk about.
It's kind of weird why we don't talk a lot about how they've come in, the globalists, and actually burned down a bunch of our buildings and raped and killed our people.
That was just back in 1812, a little bit before our Civil War.
They tried to invade us.
Now, it didn't work.
Unfortunately, the same guerrilla tactics that we've used ended up outpacing them.
And, you know, the world's armies were never prepared for the tenacity of the American people.
They were never prepared for what we had in store.
No matter how much they tried to destroy us, no matter how much they try to destabilize us, we were always triumphant because we had our priorities straight.
We knew where our values came from.
They did not come from the government.
They came from God.
And so the government had no ability to take them away from us.
And we knew that.
But now, because we've given away our money in 1913 on Jekyll Island to the global banking cartel, where Woodrow Wilson literally said, my greatest regret was basically that he sold us out, got us off the gold standard, I might add, got us into paper currency, and have put us into a place where I believe right now a nickel, because our value of our currency is so little that the ingredients in a nickel made before a certain date recently are now worth double the value of the actual nickel itself.
I mean, there are some pennies that exist that are worth more than a nickel.
We've gotten to a crash course where they've devalued our currency.
And why?
Because when you can take control of an economy, they know that the love of money is the roots of all kinds of evil that people want to provide.
And even Trump knew when a healthy economy exists, you can be happy.
You can be healthy.
You can actually stay the course.
But if they can rob your country of its value, they can plunder its coffers and take its money, then they can end up leaving you feeling helpless, unresolved.
And they couldn't take your guns.
They're trying, but they couldn't take your guns.
So they've come for your money first.
And successfully they've done so.
To the extent, as they seek to destroy this, to the extent that as you're suffering, as you feel the weight of record high gas prices, as you sit there being told that you're an enemy in your own country, as you start to see things like this, my wife is black.
My son is biracial, but white supremacy lives inside of me.
What a cock loser.
Just a loser.
First of all, look at him with his mask on, loser.
Then he's got his son with the mask on, child abuser.
I don't even know where they are currently in that picture.
But they're by water.
Shout out to God for the nature.
That's the only redeeming value here.
You see the architecture even, how we've been mocked by we've created these colossal towers of glass that have no character.
They're square with no value.
There's no buttresses or detail.
It's just gross glass and metal.
They've actually muddied everything that we hold dear.
They've destroyed the skyline.
And that guy, shout out to his barber.
I guess second redeeming quality.
Good, decent haircut.
But the poor guy here is just a pawn living in this world where the elites have destroyed and robbed us of our life.
And somehow he feels like he's the enemy.
And that's what they've done.
They've said, you know what?
We've ruined your life.
We've taken everything away from you.
We've literally devalued your entire nation.
We've even flooded you with people who don't share your values.
And guess what?
In the end, all of the problems of the world are whose fault?
Exactly your fault.
The people who founded this country and maybe you have not been here for generations.
And I'm not going to exclude you, people who do share in the values of this country and genuinely want to see it built for the better.
A lot of people feel like, you know, hey, you know, my family was here before the revolution on one side, but my other side came down from Canada recently.
I don't know if that makes a lot of sense to you guys.
I don't know if you guys know that, why I'm like pretty easygoing and not violent.
It's that Canadian blood.
I have the will to fight because we're from the revolution.
And yes, I can go to college for free and study history as if I even believe it.
But then I have the Canadian side, which is like, all right, just chill, mate.
And my wife is forever pissed at me that we have Welsh blood in us.
To all the Welsh out there, I will take public person, I will take responsibility here and say, I don't want to apologize for being white, but I will apologize for having Welsh blood because I don't think anyone can justify being Welsh.
Shout out to the Welsh people who are pretending to live in a nation.
Thank you also for somehow donating your sperm and eggs so I could be here.
I'm greatly appreciated or appreciative of you.
Well, we have this idea that, you know, my wife is black, my son is biracial, but white supremacy lives inside me, that we are told that we are the problem.
White people are not the problem.
You know, it's so difficult for me to even talk about things.
I'm always somehow in trouble with somebody somewhere.
The satanic pedophiles and these nasty, you know, obese sex offenders and people that don't like me, good.
I don't like you either.
I do not care.
What scares me the most is how oftentimes I'm told by people that I know, that I trust, that I love, about being very careful about how I talk about the most important issues that matter to you, that matter to me.
Like the fact that every single generation and people and race really loves what the founders of this country made, yet they don't like the founding fathers and they don't like what they said.
They like the parts and the benefits, but they don't want to take the whole part of it.
If you actually read what the founding fathers said they desired for this nation, I might even be kicked off of YouTube because it's becoming illegal to actually stay the course.
We are so off course that the original plan is a crime now.
It's a thought crime to actually say what the original founders had in store.
It's racist.
It's discriminatory.
And now you get these beta cucks like this dude who are saying, you know, Calvin Hennick, who are masking up their children and thinking that even though he married a black chick and he has a literal black son.
I'm sorry to say this.
Biracial is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, you either look black or you look white and you're one or the other.
There's a black kid.
Congratulations.
You have a black son.
The whole world is cheering for you because you are so diverse.
And in the end, it's still not enough.
This is in 2020 during the middle of the pandemic.
We have the same narrative happening two years later.
The world is falling apart.
China effed over the entire world.
And yet we are still complaining about white people, which by the way, if they built the society, maybe you should listen to them on how we might be able to fix it.
Just my two cents.
I'm really happy to announce, though, that in the midst of this, all that our country really is on board.
I've talked to you about the importance of reading foreign media for having an accurate understanding of our country.
You guys are crying out for things to be fixed.
Well, guess what?
They are fixing our country and not just for us, but for foreign countries.
U.S. Congress gives final approval to $13.6 billion Ukraine aid bill.
This measure was supported by Biden and will provide 6.5 billion and billions.
Don't you miss them, send that billions and billions and billions to the Pentagon for military assistance.
6.7 billion to care for refugees.
Well, first of all, what did they do with the other $767 billion at the Pentagon?
I mean, I know they misplaced trillions of it, from my understanding, during 9-11 when accidentally these servers that sort of managed the finances for our country got destroyed at the Pentagon.
When the plane hit, it was really weird where it hit.
It was under construction.
No one was really in the corridor.
And we happened to lose all of our financial information and lose track records of where we spent a lot of our tax dollars over the course of decades.
And then we were at war and then spent trillions more dollars.
And then we had to fight terrorism and go to Operation Iraqi Freedom to bring those freaking brown Muslims some American greatness.
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
How do you like it now?
You know what?
You were under a dictator.
I know it kind of sucked.
You probably couldn't say anything, but you know what's epic?
We not only freed Iraq, but if you talk to the Christians in Iraq during that time, nothing destabilized the region religiously and nothing caused more persecution than the American invasion of Iraq.
So kudos to the God-first country for causing the slaughtering of tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of Christians across the Middle East.
Hoorah!
Like in Syria, you go.
It shows you, before you judge Putin for being so bad, I want to remind you that the United States bombed Syria because we had to fight for democracy and we had to fight for freedom because Muslims cannot exist.
We must, they must not exist.
But of course, you got to respect them here or you're Islamophobic.
But over there, we're going to bring some transgender bombs.
Nothing's more trans than going from a solid state human to being obliterated into pieces.
That's the real transformation.
You go from living to dying thanks to American freedom.
But not only that, not only did we do that, not only were we around the country and we did that, but suddenly we never asked why we spent trillions of dollars, why people died.
And here we are.
And we bombed Syria for democracy.
Guess why Putin invaded Syria?
Because the, I believe, is it the bishop?
I'm going to sound really stupid here, but whatever the regional director of the Orthodox church in the area basically talked about the persecution of Christians and he went on a holy war to defend the Christians in Syria.
No one talks about that.
Putin went on a crusade to save Christians.
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to wonder who the bad guy is in all of this and who really is the one at bay when you look at something like this at U.S. Congress has given $13.6 billion to Ukraine when our own people are suffering.
Our own people are suffering.
I'm going to talk about this more.
It's just so important and it's absolutely unbelievable.
But obviously in all this, a lot of you guys are trying to save money on your cell phone service and you're hating that the country hates you.
You hate that your government hates you and you want a way to protect yourself, protect your pocketbook right now because we are suffering.
That's why I talked about Patriot Mobile.
So this next story is absolutely unbelievable.
According to Reuters, T-Mobile is firing anyone who is not fully vaccinated on April 2nd.
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In fact, they're the only mobile provider that actually still believes in the Constitution, which is what we're talking about.
Why is this weird?
Why is this weird?
Why is there a company?
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A company can advertise itself as still supporting the Constitution.
Did the companies in our country hate us so much that they don't even respect our nation?
They don't care.
They don't give a damn.
And like I said, when we're told and we're fed an opposite narrative, an opposite story.
You know, there's a reason why.
I'm going to read this.
The United States Senate, and we'll talk about this, why I believe we're being lied to.
The United States Senate gave final approval right now to gave final approval to a $13.6 billion emergency military and humanitarian aid package for Ukraine and its European allies late on Thursday, sending the bill to President Joe Biden, who has said he will sign the measure.
We're giving the Ukrainians billions for food, medicine, shelter, and support for over the 2 million refugees we have had to leave Ukraine, said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, adding the funding would provide for weapons transfers of javelin anti-tank missiles and Stinger anti-aircraft.
Now, what's interesting is I just watched a video today, and I'm not sure.
I watched a video that showed that the Ukrainians using javelin rockets and they didn't even know how to use them.
Let's see, where have I seen in history where we provided military aid for people that backfired?
Let's get into this.
Okay, A, how about the Mujah Hadim in Afghanistan to fight Russians during the 1980s, who ended up being the people we fought in 2001 on?
So we armed the Mujahideen.
Let's say ISIS.
We created ISIS.
Everyone forgets that.
We created the freaking Mujah Hadim.
We literally created and armed the Islamic terrorists.
And then we wanted to fight proxy wars in Syria and we armed ISIS.
Where do you think they got their Toyota cars and the money for that?
The United States taxpayer.
We invented them.
And some would say as far as, and I would agree with this, that we allowed them to attack our soil to continue to fuel the military-industrial complex.
We love war, don't we?
We love war.
We like transgenders at home, but we like killing people abroad.
Ryan Long got it right.
And this other person, I watched this other guy who's made a fake Senate video.
And he said, you know what?
If I'm elected president, we are going to make wars as proliferated and as common as they already are, but they're going to be the gayest, most inclusive wars we ever fought.
And we're going to commit such mass murders, but we're going to do it with every single race, every single sexuality.
You're going to have bisexuals and transgenders and pansexuals.
They're going to be murdering your little brown children.
They're going to be killing people, dropping bombs, killing Christians and stuff, but they're going to do it under a rainbow flag.
And that's the genius of it.
It's like, I'm glad to know in my country that at least as we abandon Christ and we continue to murder people all over the world in the name of the military-industrial complex, just so people can profit, which is totally American and cool, epic.
Let's keep going.
We're now doing it for Leah Thomas.
Bong brown kids for Leah Thomas.
That's my new slogan.
Congratulations.
We're doing it and we're continuing to arm people.
Ukraine is not our ally.
Ukraine is not our ally.
Trump said it.
Madison Cawthorne said it.
You didn't know how we were going to pull Madison Cawthorne into this.
Well, we did it, buddy.
We did it.
We brought him in this because he was warning us.
He said, Ukraine Zelensky, they're corrupt.
This is a funneling country.
And instead, we're giving them more money.
And this is what we do.
We use war to arm and to give money to people that we want to reward or we want to value and for their loyalty to our horrible and destructive regime.
And guys, I know this is really hard to accept because you go, well, are you a patriot?
Yeah, I'm a patriot who loves the country.
But the current regime in power is not an American government.
The current regime in power does not serve the United States people, nor do they respect the Constitution.
They have a fake White House.
Like, I thought I had a small, low-budget set.
Have you seen Biden's?
I mean, at least you know they're not wasting our tax dollars because that set was like, that was pretty cheap.
They made a fake White House.
Even the White House is fake now.
I mean, this is where we're at.
It's kind of ridiculous, but you're not going crazy.
I mean, if I told you just three years ago, there'd be a fake White House, we would literally, we'd all be having these things.
I don't know if home of X or Chromium, what do you think?
I mean, do you have an opinion on this?
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he's over there i think that um didn't do that and uh and not good um i think it's no good yeah Okay, I agree with you.
I don't know if that's going to make it into the show.
Okay.
I do not know if we can put that in the show because, of course, we wouldn't want to put a young kid being angry because no one would want to put a child on blast using that kind of tone with an adult.
And again, you thought, oh, what were you thinking?
Why would we not air that?
It's because we don't want to promote children using snappy and vicious tones with adults.
Again, your thought process went somewhere it shouldn't have, and that's between you and God.
And you need to repent.
I'm not even Catholic, and I support you going and seeing a priest.
Go.
Well, we're back to arming people that don't like us.
There are literal neo-Nazis that are fighting in Ukraine.
And it's like watching a movie.
I don't know what's actually going on.
And with all this happening, America claims that we're fighting for what's right as we literally partner with white supremacists.
And there was a twerking competition in a local high school where parents, so I want to remind you that these are parents of the students decided that they were going to twerk.
And so as we bomb countries, we tell them, why don't you like America?
Don't you want this?
Let's go to let's play video number one What do you think about that raisinette Damn, girl!
Let's talk, let's break this video down in this week's things that shouldn't have happened, but unfortunately, America, so they do.
So this is a pep rally that parents came to and decided to have a twerking competition.
So twerking is not dancing.
Let's just objectively say that.
It is more of a barbaric sexual ritual, like a peacock's feathers.
It's letting people know that you are ratchet.
It is not just racially specific, but it is something that is like an infection.
People have talked to me why I don't care about COVID.
It's because I'm not going to care about COVID until we get the real virus that's hit our country, which is women trying to twerk.
Okay, it's unbecoming.
It is, I would say, somewhat of a, I don't want to say this.
Just want to watch my words.
It is something that does not reflect Western civilization or modernity in the way that our founding fathers envisioned.
But if you're parents and you're allowing this in schools, remember, these are state-funded schools that are allowing parents to do sex moves inside of the gym.
It's not appropriate for students to be doing this.
It's not appropriate for parents.
We're going to rate them anyways in the show.
She wins because she's got, she's the most degenerate of them all.
And that one wins for possibly getting a sexual harassment charge from somebody else's parents for pretending to ride a penis in front of children.
Raisonette, get you a mama.
Get her off the court.
It is a weird, it's a weird time.
It is a weird time.
I'm just going to say, it is a weird time to be alive.
And at least while we're in the United States, you know, as cost of living is increasing, at least we have morality to boast about.
And I'm no saint.
It's hard to believe as someone as perfect as myself who's got clearly no problems and no issues has lots of friends.
I've got people here in the studio.
A lot of people like me.
Nobody hates me.
Life is really good.
You would be surprised that the country may look like it is going in a direction that not only do you not recognize, but the world does not want.
Believe it or not, just because Russia suffers with some of the same problems we do, they don't want to start promoting them.
I don't believe that we need to go towards an inaccurate version of piety that I see so many heading in a direction to where they think that being pious is somehow being hateful or bitter towards people who suffer or struggle with sin.
I don't believe that's a godly direction.
I don't think it's a direction that Christ has called us to go in.
And I don't think it helps in our society as a whole.
But I do look at something like that with parents and say, why are we tolerating that?
And that goes back to the original question.
Why are we allowing this to happen?
Why are these parents not in jail?
Why are they not in prison for what they're doing?
I don't think you should be allowed to display yourself sexually to minors in that kind of regard.
I think that, you know, if you're doing something like that, that you need to ask yourself the real question, why have we fallen this far?
And why are we letting ourselves continue to go down this path?
Where are the leaders?
Where are the people calling us out?
Where are these women's husbands?
Being that their black fathers probably left.
I'm just, I'm not even joking.
Like, that's genuinely the truth.
They probably don't have a father in the home because that's the problem of the black community.
I'm saying, Raisinette, that it's a genuine, my heart hurts for the black community.
They don't have fathers in the home and a large percentage.
And whether you want to argue with me or not, the truth of the matter is, someone would say I'm even arguing with myself right now, is that the black community has some serious issues they need to work on.
And one of those things is the fact that, yo, these fathers, get control of your kids.
Get control of your wives.
It's kind of insane.
What are you doing out there?
I see all these black kids shooting each other, robbing stores and stuff.
Where are the fathers?
Where are you?
Exactly.
It's sad today that the most American thing you can do is drop a transgender bomb and the most black thing you can do is buy shit you don't need and run away from your family.
Why do we accept that?
Why do we accept this as America?
Why do we accept this for racial groups in our country?
Why do they accept it for themselves?
I don't know.
I don't like it.
But hey, on the bright side, we're giving $13.6 billion in Ukraine aid.
Well, in the midst of all this and seeing what's going on in the country and the pain that we're suffering with, I just want to remind you that you can sit back.
You can relax because at least our country is being led by leaders that you can trust, that I can trust, people that have our best interests in need.
In fact, they so much care about us that if you even question the legitimacy of their office, you get deleted from the public square.
You get taken off the internet.
We are reminded that Joe Biden is so busy taking care of the country's problems, or I might say causing the country's problems inadvertently or directly, that we have a video here labeled, where is this three?
Okay.
This is the 425th million 263,264th time that Biden forgot how to speak since becoming president.
I literally have no idea what he was referring to, but I am going to say, genuinely speaking, that it is somewhat of a disappointing moment to where I just don't believe that guy's really the president.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know how you could really believe that.
And I mean that cautiously in the fact that I know he is the confirmed president of the United States, right?
They did do a confirmation.
But I can't be the only one that watches and goes, 81 million votes.
I've never heard of anybody.
Have you met anyone that supports Biden other than maybe on Twitter?
Have you genuinely met anyone?
Not just because you're echo chambers.
Has anyone ever, have you ever seen someone with a Biden shirt on recently?
A Biden hat?
Did you ever see people wearing Biden shirts or Biden hats beyond pressers?
Did you ever see anyone at his event?
Did you ever see anyone at his speeches?
Did you ever see anyone at his at his inauguration?
Do you remember how convenient that was?
Because of January 6th protests, they couldn't allow people at his inauguration and they put flags instead for people.
Like nobody even wanted to come see him speak.
This is the part of the show where Elijah starts Fed posting in real time.
I mean, he kind of just said everything we're all thinking about the election and used some of the forbidden words on YouTube.
So this section of the show is only available on blazetv.com slash Elijah.
But they don't even trust their own election.
I trust it so much.
I believe it every day.
I'm loving it.
I love this country so much.
I'm having a great time, guys.
It's so much fun.
I hope you're having a good time too.
But are we really surprised that Biden is funding Ukraine?
Are we really surprised these people who, when you can't even question their election, they can't even prove that they were elected correctly?
They can't even prove it.
It's so non-provable that you can't even talk about it on the internet.
And what I mean about that, it was so non-provable, you don't even need to prove it.
It just happened.
And it's so true that if you don't believe it, you literally are anti-American.
Biden is the real president of the United States, and you better suck on that.
And for Kamala Harris, don't take that advice too seriously.
Could use a little bit less.
Sucking.
Well, figuratively, literally, and of course, as a whole.
But don't forget that we're talking about Ukraine as we're funding them, that we are continuing to fund the people that hate us.
Trump called Ukraine corrupt.
Don't forget this.
Remember this when he, I think it was with Zelensky, and he actually was saying that Ukraine was corrupt during the time where they were trying to say that Trump was corrupt with Ukraine.
But whatever he can do in terms of corruption, because the corruption's massive, now when Biden's son walks away with millions of dollars from Ukraine and he knows nothing, and they're paying him millions of dollars, that's corruption.
He was standing next to Zelensky saying, hey, you've seen that flag before?
I bet you before, like four months ago, you didn't even know what the Ukrainian flag was.
In fact, people that stand with Ukraine so don't know what it is.
They keep taking pictures with the flag upside down because they're unaware of what they're even standing for.
They literally just stand with the thing.
Like they just, it's just a thing and they're like, it's like, oh, COVID?
The only I'm grateful for about Ukraine is that it ended COVID.
Has anybody even heard about COVID recently?
I heard we're getting the fifth booster shot.
That was pretty cool.
I never even got one, but apparently we're on number five.
Like at this point, you have five times to prove you're not a retard.
Like if you've gotten four shots now while you have the chance to prove that you are not a literally retard.
And that's just the truth.
Five shots.
What do you think is actually going on?
Well, in the midst of all this, you look at the government and you see what's going on.
A weird story came out that was about what's going on in the government.
Madison Cawthorne warned us about Ukraine and he warned us about what was going on there and what was happening, say that they were very corrupt.
He's having to walk back his comments.
People are really angry at him, even in his own party, because of course we all stand with Ukraine.
Congress even made a flag with the Ukraine flag and the American flag.
But apparently, according to the Daily Caller, Madison Cawthorne claims government leaders invited him to an orgy.
You know, when you need an extra dick and an extra set of wheels, you know who to call.
It goes down to say that Republican North Carolina representative Madison Cawthorne claimed that political leaders in Washington, D.C. have invited him to an orgy and done cocaine in front of him during a podcast on Sunday.
In the clip posted to Twitter by Patriot Takes, Cawthorne gets candid when he asked about the accuracy of the hit Netflix series House of Cards.
Madison Cawthorne on this tweet confirmed affirms Washington, D.C. is like the movie House of Cards and said that people that he's looked up to his whole life who are now in their 60s or 70s have invited him to an orgy at their home and others have done cocaine in front of them.
I'm sorry, but this is actually like they say, I don't know about this.
It's like, wait a second, politicians are not what they say they are.
Oh, I'll be damned.
How much, in your opinion, is asked because you've been behind the veil, is this a fictitious show?
Or is this closer to like a documentary interviewer?
John Lavelle asked Cawthorne, is it that bad?
I heard a former president that we had in the 90s was asked the question about this and he gave the answer that I thought was so true.
And he said, the only thing that's not accurate in this show is that you could never get a piece of legislation about education passed that quickly.
Cawthorne responded.
I don't know if you've seen House of Cards.
It is a pretty crazy show.
The quote-conton is referring to allegedly came from the former president, Bill Clinton, according to Business Insider.
The show's lead actor, Kevin Spacey, said that Clinton told him directly that House of Cards is 99% accurate.
And I want to remind you that the series is known for being so dirty.
Lovell commented describing Spacey's character arc as being secret life of corruption and power and money and perversion.
So this was like a show about banging people's wives, getting cucked out, doing drugs, corruption, extortion, murder, a lot of things happening.
And of course, nobody would be more familiar with that than Bill Clinton.
I just think it's funny that Cawthorne being asked is like, yeah, I've been invited to an orgy.
And the question is, Cawthorne, why did you not accept my request?
I needed you to come through.
No, I'm just kidding.
I genuinely, I mean, dude, orgies in Washington, D.C., why do you think we hate?
We literally, we hate Washington, D.C. Every time we have to go there, me and Josiah just got back from D.C., literally a horrible place.
Just stay away from everybody and just go to the CPI or to the different buildings of the good conservative groups.
To remind you how dumb it is, do you remember this?
I was in there in COVID and Heritage Foundation, the conservative think tank, wouldn't let me in without a mask.
Real story.
The conservative think tank wouldn't let me in without a mask.
It's absolutely crazy where we've fallen to as a country, and it's really crazy where we are.
But I think it's funny that Cawthorne is saying, yeah, look, our politicians are busy in orgies.
They're doing drugs.
They don't even follow the laws that they tell you.
They're not some conservative, you know, thought leaders.
They're not looking out for your country.
They're fueling their own interests.
They're self-obsessed.
They're narcissistic.
They don't have it together.
And even myself, and Cawthorne's gone through this.
He's like, I just went through a divorce.
He's got his own problems.
He's not claiming to be a moral, you know, I guess a role model to people.
He's just saying, yeah, I mean, the world is as crazy as you think, and that fact and fiction are oftentimes very much intertwined.
And there's not a lot that you can do about it to understand the difference between what is real and not.
I mean, look at this.
Bill Gates himself is telling us that the California coast is going to be underwater in 100 years.
And then he buys this $43 million mansion right on the very coast.
I think this is in San Diego.
And dang, I mean, I know why people are jealous or become socialists because that is like, that is a dream.
Look, it's got a courtyard.
Oh, it's got a pool on the inside, a jacuzzi overlooking the beach.
It's got the water break for the tide.
I mean, it's got to compound.
Literally, that is so beautiful.
And I'd understand why he'd be evil.
He's telling us one thing, and then he's living in this.
He doesn't even believe himself.
You need to reduce your carbon footprint.
You need to reduce your ability to eat meat.
You need to reduce your ability and sacrifice for Ukraine.
But they don't.
They just go around.
You know, Bill Gates was allegedly having sex with children on Epstein Island.
Because everyone's like, well, how do you know that?
He just went to Epstein Island.
Bro, you don't just accidentally go to sex islands where they rape kids.
It's like, no one's like, oh, shoot, hey, where are you?
Your mom calls.
Hey, where are you at?
I don't know.
I'm on some island where they have children in cages.
No, that doesn't happen.
That literally doesn't happen.
Unless you're Bill Gates and you intentionally go there to rape kids.
And we all know that those kind of sex offenders are the worst kind.
Horrible people, disgusting.
And we have no place for them in our society.
But apparently we do.
And that's at a beachfront home in San Diego.
And also to remind you of how disproportionate California is in terms of wealth disparity.
It's like, look behind him.
There's like some pretty normal apartments sitting right behind him.
And then bam, you live next to Bill Gates.
How crowded is California?
Insane.
Insane.
There's a reason why I left.
But Madison Cawthorne brought up a good point.
He brought up a good point.
Just saying, hey, the world is not what we think.
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We've all got plenty of struggles and vices and issues as people just trying to get by in life, but at least he's not going into cocaine-fueled orgies, which I've had guests on my shows who apparently do do things like that.
So apparently, this is not out of the question.
And that is what is going on.
But it isn't unbelievable.
It's actually kind of crazy.
Check out my screen here.
The refugees have entered the West from Ukraine.
This is a real picture.
I did not make this up.
Families from Ukraine that are being evacuated are here in the West in Canada and the United States.
And the first family touched base on the soil.
The refugees, mainly women and children, and small number of males are here.
This is a first group of refugees who have arrived from Ukraine.
Photo by Thomas Gallagher.
This is a report by Andy No.
And I'm just going to say, thank God we're rescuing the Ukrainians.
I mean, look at Vladimir and Vlad Maul, his son.
That's literally Raisinette in the front.
That's you right there.
Congratulations.
Raisinette is a Ukrainian refugee.
Oh my gosh.
We just found out today, Diversity Coalition, Raisinette is on the show because welcome to the United States, Raisinette.
I'm really, really, really proud that you could come and that people who also look like you that are Ukrainian are also able to make it.
People say, well, there's black people in Ukraine.
I'm sure there are.
It's just interesting that nothing about Ukraine makes sense.
In fact, there's a clip that I've watched five times today that I can't figure out if it's a video game or not.
If you go to our Instagram, slightlyoffensive.tv, slightlyoffensive.tv, you can actually see we have some real footage that just was released from Ukraine that is really amazing.
It's one of our last reels.
I really encourage you to check it out, slightlyoffensive.tv.
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I just got back from a trip.
So before you get mad, where are the guests today?
Hello, it's you.
You're the guest.
We're together.
And I have dolls.
Exactly.
I have dolls.
There they are.
And there's the other one.
Further proof that this show is successful.
You don't have dolls.
I do.
Jealous much.
Well, apparently, sex scandals are actually kind of common.
I was looking into this, and I didn't realize that we exactly haven't really been so much of a good or a moral nation over the years.
We just know a little bit more about this.
You know this?
I'm going to read you a few of them.
We have Alexander Hamilton in the Federalist Party.
The Secretary of Treasury Hamilton had an affair with Maria Reynolds.
Thomas Jefferson, a Democrat, a Democratic-Republican in Virginia, president was publicly accused of fathering the children of enslaved women, knew that.
John Henry Eaton, a Democrat, Secretary of War, allegedly had an affair with Margaret O'Neill Timberlake, Justin's great-grandma, the wife of John B. Timberlake, his great-grandfather, which allegedly drove Timberlake to suicide.
It's called a petticoat affair.
James Henry Hammond, nullifier of the Party South Carolina, U.S. Representative and later a senator, engaged in a homosexual relationship with a college friend, pursued what he called a little dalliance with his teenage nieces, and had sexual relationship with enslaved females, including a girl aged 12.
The affair with his nieces became public in 1843 and forced Hammond to withdraw from the Senate in 1846, but he later became U.S. Senator again in 1857.
Well, I hope he made peace with God.
And that is new to me.
James Buchanan, a U.S. Senator diplomat, later president of the United States, and William Rufus King, who served as vice president under Franklin Pierce and who died in 1853 before Buchanan became president, were the subject of scandals, gossip alleging a homosexual affair in D.C. between James Buchanan and William King.
For many years, Andrew Jackson referred to King as Miss Nancy.
So we're finding out it's not just the dogs that are gay, it's the senators too.
George Q Cannon of Utah, territorial delegate, was refused his seat in Congress due to his arrest for unlawful cohabitation polygamy.
He served nearly six months in penitentiary for polygamy.
Woodrow Wilson, who's someone who we hate, allegedly had a fair with Mary Allen Hilbert, who met in 1907 when he was president of Princeton University.
Crazy, Woodrow Wilson's also known for literally cheating on the entire nation of America and fucking us all in the ass, a homosexual act that we're still feeling the pain of today.
Thank you, Woodrow Wilson, for not only selling our country out, but raping us all in the process continually as we feel in our pocketbooks.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, president, Democrat, had multiple extramarital affairs beginning in 1914 and continued until he died in 1945.
Wasn't he in a wheelchair too?
I think he was in a wheelchair.
We have his wheelchair here.
Dude, God wheels God game.
We're finding this out.
You ever want a little excitement in your life?
Get in a wheelchair.
It might take the fun out of walking, but apparently it leads to sexual escapades.
I just find this out with you guys.
Bill Clinton, the 42nd president of the United States, revelations that the White House intern Monica Linsky had an oral sex with Clinton in the Oval Office led him to famously declare on TV, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
I don't know how he talks, but he didn't.
But I guess, you know, a little come on the dress, a little come on the dress.
Wait, solid.
The famous blue dress, the famous blue dress.
I actually, when I was younger, I knew I was going to be political because I actually got in trouble because I dressed up as Bill Clinton.
I probably was maybe like seven or eight years old.
I did know that they had an affair.
I don't know why I knew that.
I didn't really know what that meant, but I dressed up as him, wore the full mask, and then I kept unzipping my pants and leaving them open with a belt buckle.
My parents got pissed, kept telling me to zip them back up.
I thought it was funny.
Now, you know, my humor has been brewing for a long time.
But an eight-year-old making a joke about an affair of the president, not exactly tasteful humor.
Look at me now, mom.
Look at me.
Now, if only you could see me, I have Barbies on my show.
And I get in trouble every day for things I say.
It looks like it's exactly how it was raising me, right?
This is exactly what my childhood was like.
Being inappropriate, doing things you shouldn't, and getting in trouble for it.
Thank God I have Jesus now.
I'm learning a lot.
I'm learning a lot about God.
I'm learning a lot about what's going on because a lot of this is not new.
As Kissinger said, that this stuff was really crazy.
This is stuff that he wasn't used to.
He thought that people had gone really far right.
It says here, Adam Kissinger wrote, Well, I've never seen that, but I also don't run in the far right free caucus circle.
So maybe, yeah, Kissinger doesn't get into orgies.
He's in the child molester side of the government, which is the Democrats who like to diddy fiddle or fiddly diddle children, which I would say is objectively worse.
Remember, don't take any advice from sex offenders.
They usually don't have your best interest in mind.
That being said, the Telegram chat is back, guys.
We found a way to get the poop porn off of the Telegram chat.
We're together.
We've grown by some numbers.
I'm really happy to say we are growing.
I know there are still some problems.
We're trying to figure out what the filters we put up.
Some links that you guys want to share are being blocked.
Some of you can't access it on iPhones.
I'm aware.
I'm aware that we're having some problems, but at least, at least, we've gotten to this point.
And to celebrate that you guys are back, I decided to ask you guys a couple questions, a couple things that I might want to know from you guys to get your opinions on what's going on in the world.
Because, you know, I'm feeling really interesting.
I've been a little bit anxious, you know, recently back and forth because it's a little bit hard to exist.
That's my whole point.
It's just a little bit hard to exist.
And I struggle with it.
And maybe you do too.
And it's hard to know.
You know, I went to a church the other day for the first time in a while.
And it was really interesting because I kind of went with this hope.
I'm like, you know what?
I haven't been obedient to God.
I've been meeting with believers.
I need to be in my word more.
And I've just had such a hard time since churches closed down in 2020 of finding a good church.
It is really hard.
It's like a little bit like finding a spouse.
It's genuinely difficult to find a good community of people who really are serving God and they keep you accountable.
And it's really, really, really a positive thing.
I've been in that before and it really did help my life.
Now I'm a little bit like, you know, meandering through life.
And it is.
It's a bit of disobedience.
Like, I know God wants me to be under someone's spiritual authority.
You know, I talked to Yako and I mustered up the strength.
I'm like, you know what?
I'm going to die to myself.
I'm going to go to church.
And yeah, it was really weird.
I don't know.
It was just weird.
It was weird because the women looked like lesbians.
The men were dressed like they were gay.
And maybe that's not anything new because I was in the church and I used to dress like that too.
I still kind of do.
But I also was like, I'm looking for some advice and knowledge about what God wants for the fullness of our lives.
But then if I'm at church and everybody looks like they're homosexual, I don't really know if the teaching is going to be sound here and as if people necessarily are really going to know what the purpose and plan are for their lives.
I feel like there's going to be a lot of emotion, which I love.
But I also, you know, I'm a little confused in life on a lot of things.
And I need someone to, like, I need to look at scripture and we need to dissect the world.
And I was trying to figure out how to explain my experience on Sunday at church with you guys.
I think, do we have this video?
Somebody, Jonathan Ogden, who's a worship leader that I actually really enjoy and love.
I'm surprised this is him.
I didn't know he was on Twitter.
Made this video called When the Worship Leaders Just Take It A Little Too Far.
And I swear this was filmed on church on Sunday and I was there.
This is like something that I saw happen live in real time.
Let's watch this.
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Because you still love me, Lord.
Even in my darkest moments.
When I was in all the wrong places with all the wrong people.
When I didn't say thank you at the drive-through.
When I stole a DVD of Shred 2.
When I committed tax fraud and my brother went to prison, even though it was me.
When I pushed that old lady down a hill for no reason.
When I told my friend his dog went missing, but I ran it over to him, and you still love me.
And you're just like, oh, so you're the guy who does the whole EDM show at the church.
It gets weird.
And everybody's pastor, pastor, and everyone wants to be pastor.
No one's looking out for anyone but themselves.
And I'm not saying this to be, you know, spiteful, but it's like at these mega churches.
I mean, I don't even know pastors can look out for themselves, which is why they're so scandal-ridden because it's like at a certain point, you're just isolating yourself.
Because it's like, how can you even be real with an audience of 20,000 people that sit there and spectate?
It's like a spectator sport instead of a place of gathering.
And you also notice this too.
I think this is weird about the division on tongues.
Everyone forgets the whole division on speaking in tongues.
What was the whole end to that division, whether you think tongues are for today or not or are real or not, which they are, but if you don't believe in that, it's fine.
What was the whole argument?
That when we gather, we're supposed to be doing things that build the saints, that equip the saints.
That was like the end thing of like, let's focus our meetings on like the ministry and to prophesy.
Maybe that they're just good gathering points for small groups, and that's true.
Maybe you have a smaller, tight-knit community within your bigger church.
I'm not judging you.
I can't be the arbitrator of what you do and how you serve God.
But I will say, I don't think that these megachurches have done us any mission or service when it's like our tithes to go to buying, you know, an oculus for the kids' club.
You know, we're buying like metaverse technology for four-year-olds so they can experience God in 4D.
But like, I don't know if my four-year-old needs me to pay my tithes so you can get an oculus.
But hey, who needs to do real ministry?
At least we can experience overspending on our church buildings in the metaverse.
Really happy about this.
Next question is: what's your take on spiritual warfare, deliverance, and how to overcome the darkness, which is becoming more visible in today's world?
Wow.
Okay, I guess.
Well, I'll just try to keep it simple.
I think spiritual warfare is non-negotiable and unavoidable in terms of we're all going through it, whether you acknowledge it or not.
I think there's a spiritual battle for everyone's life.
I do believe there's an election on people's lives, but I think that God is either, you know, you're either being for God or you're against God.
If you're blind, it's not like you're just neutral.
You're either against God's kingdom or you're for God's kingdom.
And I think that that warfare is there.
Deliverance, I mean, I grapple with this.
I think deliverance is real.
I think deliverance is true.
And I would say, let's all pray for more deliverance in our life from the things that weigh us down.
I could use prayer for that too, because we all have, you know, squabbles and struggles and sins that we grapple with that I think we can be delivered from.
And you never want to let your own weakness keep you from seeing the power of God.
That's all it is.
You don't want to walk around being like, well, I've been defeated for 20 years.
I understand.
And you may struggle tell you the day you die, I don't know.
But do you believe in deliverance?
That God really, there is that way of God delivering you.
And also from the tormenting, some of you don't realize you're being tormented by evil spirits.
And, you know, there might be something in your life that you don't realize that is giving gateway to the spiritual warfare that you could get rid of that would actually help you to overcome your anxiety disorders, your depression, et cetera.
And how do you overcome the darkness, which has become more visible in today's world?
There's a lot of aspects to that.
And I think simply answered, you work on loving the Lord.
That means spending time in his presence and having spiritual eyes.
And without holiness, you not see the Lord, working on the problem areas and the disobedience in your life with God and realizing that, you know, you said it's visible.
It's not visible to people.
The darkness isn't visible.
That's the point.
It's actually invisible.
People aren't aware of it.
You need spiritual eyes to see it.
You need God to show you.
And so, you know, how do you overcome the darkness?
Well, darkness doesn't exist.
Darkness is the absence of light.
So the way that you overcome darkness is not by getting rid of it.
It's that you introduce light into the room.
So you be a light in a dark room.
And that adds, you know, remember, darkness is a void.
Light is energy.
It's a wave.
And it actually spreads and it moves and it bounces.
And so people will feel the light coming off of you.
They'll feel the power.
And you will be in that position to where you can spread that to other people.
I mean, we could talk about this stuff for a lot.
And we're going to move in this direction a little bit.
I'm going to talk to Josiah Newpia about just creating different blocks and having different blocks.
That way we can release these as separate videos, hopefully in the future.
Not now, but like, you know, if we have a block where we talk about faith every show, and we have a block where we talk about the world, some blocks and we can get into things.
As much as you love to hear me ramble for an hour and seven minutes, I know you don't.
Um, this one, okay, I'm reading these for the first time here.
I didn't prepare these, by the way.
These are, I'm not allowed to prepare these, so I have these have to be off the top of my head.
How to purge the infected woke parts of the church?
How to be recognized when the word is being twisted and manipulated.
Okay, two questions.
So, how do we purge the woke parts of the church?
Number one, purging is the wrong word because there are no woke parts, there are woke members.
We have to use biblical language.
The church has members because we are the church and we function like digits or like articles of the body, or the hands and the eyes, the feet, or the body of Christ.
The wokeness is not anything but a disobedience to God and a secularness and a worldliness, right?
It is this idea of we want to worship God in our own way and we want to be well liked.
These are actually issues with sin and with immaturity, where we don't want to offend because we want to be liked.
When God came with Jesus coming with a sword, a two-edged sword, he's come to divide even family against itself, and that the gospel of Christ is offensive to those who are perishing.
And we know that it is offensive.
Do you understand how difficult it is, even for myself?
I read things in the Bible that I don't, I'm not obedient to, and I'm just like, I don't know how to be obedient to that.
Like, it's and it sucks that you know, like, I, that's a sin area that I, that I willingly violate, and you know that too for yourself.
Like, I get so tired of these people acting like, oh, it's trust me, I know they exist in the right wing and the left wing.
It's like they're just the woke people on the left that are like, they make God unobtainable and they're just so condemning.
And it's our job as Christians to judge, but not to condemn, which is different.
And they're just they make no access to God.
And I think what's the problem is the over-correction of that in the church has been like they see that people have been, you know, really judgmental in a condemning way.
So then they're like, well, we want to be more inclusive and welcoming, not realizing that there is a narrow is the path that leads to God and broad is the path that leads to destruction.
And so, you know, we don't want to make the path more broad to God because that would be heresy, but we want to make the gate more visible, I guess you could say.
And so they overcorrect it of saying, like, people keep gatekeeping God.
Like, oh, you know, like this idea of we have that today with the homosexual stuff.
It's like, I hate homosexuals.
I hate them.
Have you prayed for any homosexual person you know?
If you believe it's so sinful and you believe it's taking over God's word, have you prayed for them?
Have you ever tried loving somebody who you disagree with?
Have you ever tried sharing with them the truth and just reaching out to arm and sharing with them and seeing where they're at?
Have you ever tried caring about a single issue in their life?
I'm not saying that you can't condemn sin.
I'm not saying that you can't call out sin.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
But I'm saying with this woke part, the woke part is that we can't correct the members.
The members are going to have to be convicted and of themselves.
The way that we correct this is by showing a way to God that is not weak and emotional, but is not gatekept out like people who get their religion in the way and they're pharasitical.
We say, God is a God of redemption, that redemption comes with a cost.
There is a price to pay.
God paid the ultimate price on the cross.
But as you come in, just so you know, God will give you the power to overcome the things.
Don't come to Christ perfect.
Come to Christ who is perfect and watches you accept his free gift of grace and from God that you can find eternal life and that you can find redemption in him.
He'll redeem the things the enemy meant for evil.
He'll turn them for your good.
And you bring in and you are that light that shows them that the way to God is narrow, but the way is there and we don't need to reinvent the way.
And the woke people, I'm sorry, you're not going to purge them because they, it's like saying how we purge the communists out of college.
If I had that answer, we wouldn't be here.
And I don't know that answer.
I think only God would know that.
But ultimately speaking, be the light that you want to see and let people know the way, the truth, and the life.
And stand up for the righteousness.
And don't be a Pharisee.
A lot of the modern Christian movement is, you'll notice people are very religious, but they don't know the Bible at all.
And that's a fair warning.
So we can talk to you in a future episode with even arguments like about circumcision or young people today are talking about circumcision is satanic when it's not.
And it was actually something that was commanded from God.
And people are starting to create their own religion, even in their radical overcorrection.
And we need to be careful that we don't do that.
How do we recognize when the word is being twisted and manipulated?
How do you know Dasani water tastes like crap?
You've drank a lot of other good waters and so you know that Dasani isn't good.
Okay.
That's what it is.
You don't spend the time just learning the crap.
You spend the majority of your time learning the truth.
And when you know the truth, you can recognize a lie.
I promise you this.
When you know Christ and you know light, you will recognize darkness.
And then when you know the light and you come to the approach to where you do study things, so you have a defense.
There's apologia.
There's apologetics where you do need to study and know and give a defense for your faith.
You're not approaching evil just to know and be familiar with it.
You're approaching evil in a way to know how to defend your position, your stance, how to reach the lost.
And that's what the show is.
We literally expose evil and we talk about it and we figure out where our positions are live on air in real time, IRL.
And I think where it's being twisted and manipulated is that it is in every way.
And we twist and manipulate it in our own self.
And the way that you would not know that is if you were not reading your Bible and you're not familiar with it.
Become familiar with scripture.
Become very familiar with the Bible.
And people spend time arguing about which version is better.
The first step is just start reading the Bible.
So start reading the Bible.
And there are arguments to be made, and that's true.
But people that are like, you can only read the KJV, it's not true.
That's untrue.
There are some versions that are not as good translations as others.
There are some versions, whether you're talking about the Volgata, Septuagint, or different types of formulations, whether they use the Dead Sea Scrolls in their terms of formulaity, whether they used all the way back to the original canonization of the Bible hundreds of years ago.
Yeah, whatever.
You can use whatever you want.
Ultimately speaking, start using scripture.
And if you feel like your version is not meeting the standards and pray about it, then switch and ask someone for more wisdom.
I do recommend the Amplified if you ever want to read something deep.
There's also the NLT is good.
The NKJV is good.
And those are great.
I'm not a big fan of the NIV personally.
Not a big fan.
And then there are some Asian Bibles too, which are not actually scripture, but kind of get the point.
Like, what's that called?
Like the message and stuff.
But those are not actually scripture.
I just want to let you know that.
Those are just more like contextual, trying to summarize bits.
And so if you're new to the Bible, people condemn the message.
It is not scripture.
But if you're reading a chapter and you don't understand it, you could sometimes read the message and it'll like give you a summary of what the passage was saying.
And sometimes you just go, oh, that's kind of, I get what it was saying.
But again, that's not scripture.
It's not authoritative.
It is a man's summary of what he thinks the scripture means.
It's more like a commentary.
Anyway, that's what I think there.
And I don't know if you guys like that.
If you guys want more questions about faith or want to ask more questions or have your questions answered on the show, please let us know in the comments.
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