March 16, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
01:19:12
Awkward. So Sav is Back?! | Guest: Kezia Schaffer | Ep 234
It's international women's history month and it's time to cancel all of them. They have gotten out of control. It's so wild out there that Sav returned to the show just a week after leaving only to reveal how hard the world has been on her. It's been rough to say the least. Elijah's wife joined the show to lend some moral support to both E and Sav, who clearly had an awkward reunion back in the studio. This episode is not for the easily offended.
________________________________________________________________
⇩ TODAY'S SPONSORS ⇩Show more NORTHWEST RETENTION: If you're looking for a high-quality holster for your firearms, trust the brand used by the Slightly Offens*ve team! Go to https://nwretention.com/ and enter promo code OFFENSIVE to get 10% off.
EXPRESS VPN: creates a secure, encrypted tunnel between your device and the internet, so your online activity can’t be seen by anyone. Secure your online activity by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/offensive and you can get an extra three months FREE.
MY PATRIOT SUPPLY: Now is the best time to prepare for the future. Check out the brand we love most for preparedness and emergency food supply at https://preparewithelijah.com/. Right now you can save $50 on their 4-week emergency supply food kit that will stay fresh for up to 25 years! Don't wait!!
________________________________________________________________
⇩ FOLLOW THE GUEST(S) ⇩
KEZIA SCHAFFER
INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/krocs_on/
FAT SAV (AKA KRIS CRUZ)
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/realKrisCruz
INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/realkriscruz/
________________________________________________________________
Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year
________________________________________________________________
Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer
________________________________________________________________
DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!:
APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg
(also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed)
______________________________________________________________
➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: [email protected]
_________________________________________________________________
⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩
➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv
➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer
➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive
_________________________________________________________________
The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids!
Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less
We're very proud you're back and you're here and you're ready to go.
I do want to say this before we go any further, a huge shout out to our sponsor today's show.
If somebody like Fat Sav comes in to your house and you don't know what to do, you think, well, I'm going to pull out my firearm.
If somebody approaches you on the street, you think, well, I'm going to use my gun.
Or maybe even you say, if I'm going to go to war, I'm going to fight for my country.
How are you going to hold your AR-15?
Well, you're going to hold it with the best holster and carrying systems for all of your firearms.
Guys, the Second Amendment not only is guns and body armor, but it's also, you forget this.
Where do you hold the gun?
Where do you put it?
Well, these are custom, American-made, high-premium, quality, satisfaction, guaranteed holsters that come in all types of custom shapes and sizes for hundreds of different firearms.
Right there is a scout chest holster that has a side holster.
They also have the sling for my AR.
I have so many different kinds.
It's absolutely amazing.
And baby, you know, it's pretty hot when I'll wear it sometimes.
She honestly, I'm telling you this: if you want your COC, your confidence of color to end up blasting someone's face, you can guarantee that by getting one of the Northwest retention holsters.
Check out their website to see all that they have.
unidentified
All your money back.
All your money back.
Literally.
We are saying right now, guys, if you want COC in your face, money back guarantee.
Premium quality satisfaction to offer lifetime warranty.
It's true.
Lifetime warranty.
It's true.
And if you're married and you ever make a mistake, make sure you have your gun closer to you.
They've got you covered with their holsters done right.
Visit nwretention.com.
That's n-w-r-e-t-e-n-t-i-o-n.com.
N-W-retention, n-w-r-e-t-e-n-t-i-o-n.com, promo code offensive to save 10%.
You won't even want to wait.
So let's talk about this.
Women, I brought two of my favorite women on the show today because you guys have become what we are looking to in this country to solve all of our problems from war propaganda to solving the gas inflation issue.
It is the fact is that women are essentially in charge of the country.
From Kamala Harris in Poland to Susan Wajecki in YouTube to Jen Saki.
It's like there's like a direct graph correlation between women coming into power and then everything not making any sense.
So I want to remind you guys that the Biden administration to fix the gas inflation problem has hired a group of women and influencers and gay men to educate each other.
And this is who we are putting in charge of the gas situation, which is extremely high.
Let's go to play video zero.
unidentified
Why is gas so expensive and why is the United States inflation rate at a four-time decade high?
I had the opportunity to ask the White House why gas down the street is $7 and here's what they said.
The obvious reason we are getting out of a two-year pandemic.
When use goes up, price goes up.
But the call was predominantly about Ukraine and Russia.
So how does that relate?
Russia is one of the top three producers of oil and it is actually their number one revenue source.
Now with Putin starting this horrific fight between Ukraine and Russia, nobody wants to work with him and do an international trade.
So with people being scared of war and limited resources, prices are bound to go up as well.
For the people who can't pay $7 for a gallon of gas, there's an app called Gas Buddy that shows you the cheapest gas near you, as well as $70.
Yeah, I was going to say, I think her biggest claim to fame was the fact that she finally got tired of her husband being a pedophile and was like, look, I'm going to divorce you and take your money.
I'm not gonna go there, but that's remember uh Alex Stein.
He's like, Yeah, my my cock got disabled in a war, so I have to pay my friend to have sex with my wife at a city council meeting.
Look it up.
Alex Stein had a cucking story at a city council meeting.
I love him.
He's gonna be on the show next week, I think.
Um, so obviously, though, with women, it's not just you know in the government and what's going on.
We have this massive issue right now with women in the workplace sort of losing touch with their ability to actually express themselves in a natural way, and they're so confused, they're so insane.
I got to look at this.
If you can go to my screen, this is a picture of a teacher at an elementary school that has their gender mix.
Like, this is the new thing they're doing by the way.
I just well, I mean, I understand what the weight gain and whatnot.
There's a hard comparison, but I am going to say, yeah, I wouldn't trust someone like this not only to educate my kids, but I don't like when I would see someone like this out in the street to be genuine.
But it is a teacher, and I think what's important is because they have okay, you know, it's a teacher because they always have the keys dangling, you know, like everyone be quiet as they walk and laugh, everyone be quiet.
And the teachers have to have the loudest keyrings possible.
Just give them all the mark of the beast, let them go to the hell, but in the meantime, make my classrooms quieter and like just scan your hand or whatever.
But okay, this is the mark of the beast, actually.
This is the beast in the mark.
Um, it is interesting, though.
Like, this is the crazy thing: their mental illness is so exaggerated that they know that the average person is not even able to keep up with them.
So, they have to advertise it.
They wear their own Star of David, like, they give their own indicator.
Like, it's a red spot on a spider.
Women do this where they do indicators of where they're at mentally.
Now, men do this too, but specifically, women, like when they break up and they have a problem, they'll dye their hair.
When you have no, you're Jensaki and you're not, I don't think she's naturally redhead.
Yeah, she's saying she's got like a man's mullet, but then she's wearing like you know, a craft teacher's sweater that she got at Burlington Coat Factory.
But I'm saying, like, there's this understanding that she's got to put it out there because naturally, a kid is not going to learn this stuff and it's the indoctrination.
That is that is a Ukrainian government propaganda video that was made to show what war would look like in Paris.
Now, what's crazy is some might suggest all the videos out of the Ukrainian government have been propaganda videos.
But what was so crazy is that, like some people pointed out, you know, this was a very well-done video and looked quite real and made you think that, besides maybe the jets flying a little too fast for reality, that maybe this isn't the first video that's been, you know, faked or the first shelling that's been committed by the Ukrainian government and blamed on Russia.
And I want to remind you too, on a side note, being in canceling Ukraine, if you are a mercenary and you are fighting for Ukraine, they are intentionally putting you at the front line and they're letting all of the our boys, our special ops who are volunteering, get wiped out and killed.
Snipers, everyone.
They're getting them killed to try to bring sympathy from the West to get the West involved.
So if you think you're fighting from Ukraine, they're putting you out as cannon fodder.
Hundreds of you guys just that are going out out of just a couple thousand have already been killed.
Just blown to smithereens at the front line.
Check it out.
You can fact-check me on this.
They're intentionally killing our boys from the West.
Green, Green Berets, special ops from SAS.
They're just putting them out on the front lines.
From Canada, it's absolutely insane.
These guys, these boys are like fighting for the West.
You're not, they're literally killing you intentionally.
From the New York Post, the top three Sports Illustrated unveils diverse swim search finalists.
So I want to show you this.
We're going to cancel some people too.
So they brought out the swimsuit finalists.
And what's really interesting is I am not the arbiter of all things beauty.
I'm not able to determine what everyone finds is attractive.
And I understand when we're talking about normal, just everyday girls versus, you know, pageant queens and bikini models, there's a big difference.
A girl that's pretty on the street, sure, but she ain't no pageant queen.
You know, there's a difference in standards here.
These are the finalists for the sports illustrated cover.
And what you'll find is the most like normal looking bikini model that's literally wearing like the bikini under her clothes and is like the most prototypical Caucasian stereotype woman, blonde hair, very beautiful European type of like attributes, is made to be the small picture.
But the curvy girls, the girl on the right in the red has no business being in a swimsuit model.
It is interesting, though, in the middle of all this, that we've gotten to a place, though, where, like, objectively, like, people have different, different levels of attractiveness.
The girl on the right is attractive.
This is attractive.
And if you're into black chicks, which I'm not, but some people, are you into black chicks?
Yeah, so I think like they're not really like those girls, I think in their own magazines, like the girl in the red bikini, maybe on like a plus size magazine cover.
Yeah, absolutely.
She's beautiful.
She wears her bikini well.
She's a bit bigger.
And I think the girls who are a bit bigger, they can look at that and go, oh yeah, she's lovely.
So before we go any further, obviously, guys, the insanity, if you go to my screen here, it's absolutely insane.
I mean, we're now normalizing with models.
What's called the pidgin body, which is the equivalent of getting a foam ball from Michael's, where that woman got her sweater, sticking toothpicks in it.
And this is what we call the pidgin or the ABBO body, depending on what you want to call it.
We're going to talk about this.
But obviously, guys, you can't always protect your waistline.
You can't always protect your eyes from what we're about to talk about, but you can protect your identity online using a VPN.
Now, VPNs are incredible because as you've seen right now in the country and around the world, tech companies are blocking access from countries that, let's say even Russia.
Like you can't get content from Russia and you want content from Russia.
I have creators that I follow that I like, streamers, et cetera.
And you're like, well, I want to get that content.
How do I get that?
Well, you can use a VPN, which will bounce your digital ID around, will allow you to access content from other countries.
The way it does this is by concealing your own ID.
So whether you want to access foreign content, access movies that you can't see that are not ready in America, or you just want to protect your ID online, protect yourself with a VPN that I use and trust that does not slow down your phone at all.
And you can put on all of your smart devices.
It's so important.
Use my link at expressvpn.com slash offensive.
That's E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P-N.com slash offensive today and get an extra three months free of a one-year package.
Check it out, guys, to get a three months free of a year package.
And guys, I am telling you this.
Not only does it protect you, but it honestly is, there's no better time.
And when we're talking about packages, nobody's carrying around a bigger gunt than this here.
This is from Fats Posting Their L's.
A real account, by the way.
And I'm going to let you know, I write these accounts and I encourage them.
I find every account I can, like women posting their L's, gays posting their L's, fats posting their L's, blacks posting their L's.
Any type of minority that should not be, you know, that has immune from criticism, every account that really promotes their criticisms that they deserve more of, I make sure they know that here it's slightly offensive.
If you can go to my screen, it says that you're starting to look like my beautiful daughter again and 17 other unsettling things people told women after they lost weight.
This is what you say to anorexic girls like Tess Holiday.
Screw the labia.
I want to get laid by you in all of the folds and creases.
And then we'll just, that's dessert.
We'll go the boom, boom, boom.
We're going down.
I did.
I had a friend who was into that stuff, and he was into like the biggest one.
I think, like, I think he probably was one time I had a girlfriend that was like over 540 pounds.
And that's who it told me about.
I didn't know he was into this stuff.
It's like actually, there's like websites.
And the way I found out about it is because it kept saying on Facebook, you maybe you should follow this person because this person follows this person.
And they kept being morbidly obese people.
So I asked them, What's up with the fact that everybody it says that we might mutually know are like super, super morbidly obese?
Turned out he had what was called a BBW fetish.
And there is it's a whole pornography for everything, too.
So they're complaining that people notice was my point.
It's like you put in the work and then people noticed and there's a positive outcome and they're all like someone says something mean to you in your dream and you're mad at them in real life.
If you remember every single word, I need to read this, please.
Number four, this is my favorite one in the whole article.
Okay.
I grew up a little chubby.
I had very little friends in school and definitely no dates or interested parties, which is to be fair, because people, especially teenagers, like in junior high, nobody is more cruel in the world than a junior hire.
I had an appendectomy, which made me not really eat for a few weeks during recovery.
This is what's the saddest part.
So just a few weeks.
This was followed by a very painful wisdom teeth removal where I could eat for another, where I couldn't eat for another few weeks.
So in two to three months' time, I lost over 30 pounds, which is like, this is not even an intentional weight gain.
This is like an, this is like an epic side effect, by the way, of most surgeries and stuff.
As you get healthier, you end up losing weight.
All of a sudden, I had boys lined up to take me out, hang out, hook up.
So she had a bad situation, accidentally lost weight, comes out of there with her wisdom teeth fixed.
She's no longer having side pain.
And now guys want to literally have sex with her.
And even if you're a Christian, it's like that's flattering.
If some guy, you know, yeah, some guy wants you, even if you have self-control, you should have self-control.
But it's flattering.
I stayed around this weight for a few years and had pretty much constant attention from everyone and was given compliments left and right.
And I'm assuming in this situation that growing up chubby meant she was probably a little thick and then losing the weight, it probably accentuated the curves.
And guys are like, damn, girl, because 30 pounds, probably the gut shrunk and the boobs in the butt were like no longer like a uniform.
It was just like, I'm sure if guys immediately lined up after 30 pounds, she's got some big 30 pounds in a woman is differently than 30 pounds in a man.
Like the director of this show, who's not on camera, Gay Tupac, is really an interesting person.
And I told you it's slowly introduced, guys.
Our new director is Gay Tupac.
That's like a literal, there's not like, and that's not even just the truth in terms of describing the career, like the rap and the homosexuality, but it also is like the look of it too.
There's a real canny similarity between gay Tupac, which some would say might just be Tupac.
Because how else did you get into rap during that era without having a couple pictures taken of you doing some things?
Anyway, I will say this: that it's ironic that when you read these, I'm not going to go with the rest of them, but people can.
Maybe we'll bring these up in future shows.
It's basically like women realizing how important how important it is to look good and take care of yourself and being crushed after they did it.
That exactly what everyone's been saying is true.
Like that, like people are like, dude, like, hey, like you said, I didn't mean to tell you.
Like, you read these, like, I didn't want to tell you, but like, you were like going off pretty far on the deep.
And like some of these statements they told me, like, now you look hot.
And like, when a normal person would be like, yeah, you're right.
I lost weight because I looked in the mirror, realized I look like shit, then decided I didn't want to look like said shit, then lost the weight.
And I'm glad people noticed because it hasn't been fun eating broiled chicken and cauliflower rice for three meals a day.
So thank you for seeing this.
I'm glad I would love to have a quesadilla at Chipotle.
I'm stuck with the salad.
So it's like, yeah, thank you.
And it's all these women that are like, but I wanted in the end of this, I wanted men to appreciate me for my career and my success.
And I'm like, sorry, guys, I don't know how to say this.
Guys don't care about how much money you make.
And if they do, red flag.
They're not a good guy.
It's like, dude, why do you think guys love the dumb Ditzy girls?
Why do you think the dumb Ditzy girls get guys to buy shit for them?
I'm married.
I wanted my wife to stay home.
I want to buy shit for her.
I just want to pay for her life.
I like doing that.
And I don't want her to make money.
If she, I told her, if she had a will and a trust and somehow inherited millions of dollars, I'm down.
But I'm not going to, I'm not going to waste, you know, we can live a little bit of a better life so that she can bring an extra 30 grand and work for some guy named Mark who keeps trying to slap her ass in the office.
But, but what I was going to say is like when younger girls have different color hair, whatever, it's like, I get it, whatever.
You're trying to be quirky, cool.
Once you get to like a certain age, maybe like once you get to 30, 30, 35, if you're coloring your hair, and not like blonde, brown, purple, green, blue, pink.
And when I just see like older women, I'm like, you are supposed to be the ones counseling and leading the younger women so that we don't go batshit crazy.
It's like, it's like, at some point, you ought to just control your woman.
And I'm going to say this, though, with go to my screen, knowing that the future of the country is in these women's hands, I know we're all going to be okay.
I just kept adding videos in after I already made this.
So video 2.5.
unidentified
Developing the Office of Health Equity and building a team dedicated to improving the health and quality of life of our most marginalized residents is an opportunity of great magnitude.
The most vulnerable people of our county face systemic challenges, often called social determinants of health, that can be addressed through policy programs and people with the will to face those challenges directly.
Meeting and overcoming those challenges will definitely be.
Okay, so this is a tricky one because you're going, why are we canceling this?
We're canceling this because the United States said that there's no bioweapon labs inside of Ukraine, but this is from 2018.
Now, here's the opposite.
We are not only un-canceling the reporter, we are taking her, who she was supposed to be canceled, and we're going to transfer her canceling to the man that's blocking her and to the women.
I believe, I'm not sure if I have this correct.
Those are either the ambassadors to the Ukraine or they're from the United Nations.
I couldn't verify what it was from the United States being asked about bio-lab weapon, like bioweapon labs inside of Ukraine in 2018, which they deny are present, but there has been questions about their presence.
And the women who are in butch haircuts already canceled.
Every politician has the same haircut canceled.
The women did not answer the question.
This is the one time that women just somehow could keep their mouths shut and not say anything, which was a really, in some ways, was an award.
But I do want to say this: the women in the elevator are still involved in the government today and are part of the cover-up of what's going on in Ukraine, denying that there were any of these bio-labs that were there.
But it turns out that they were and are there and that they have been there.
But I'm just going to say they're canceled for covering up American-funded research in biolabs in Ukraine.
It's a pretty deep, deep, deep twist there.
But you're canceled for literally covering up a global conspiracy.
It was very interesting because I was pushed by the police officers and it was no one wanted me there, but I figured to give them a fair chance of recording what a real woman is struggling in the most bluish city in Texas.
Also, the one who has the mask with the double straps, which we talk about, anybody, everybody knows.
And this is, if you haven't watched the show before, look, a lot of people don't have willpower.
You don't just get canceled for wearing a mask yet.
No.
Because some people, you know, you walked into an airport, you put one on.
Okay, but if you got a double-strap mask, they don't even sell those at stores.
You went out of your way.
You purchased that thing.
And you think not only that you're better than people, but you so believe in the efficacy of masks that you believe that you need like an extra tight seal.
I do got to say, though, it is interesting because they were fighting like for this whole movement for like fighting for trans kids, which is an ox, like a paradox because there's no such thing as a trans kid that doesn't exist.
I don't know if you've noticed this with what happened at the UNT, the trans march, and all the marches that are happening at the Matt Walsh speech speech.
Anyways, guys, if you make it this far in the podcast, make sure that you definitely leave that five-star review on Apple Podcasts, Google Play wherever you can, because you might get it read on the show.
We're going through our own sort of like transition here.
So we don't exactly have.
I'm not exactly staffed on the show.
We do have gay Tupac who's here for right now.
And since other than Gay Tupac, we're figuring it out.
But I am going to say that I'm really happy to say that my new PA, who's really helping with everything, is definitely going to be here to stay.
That being said, we really appreciate it when you read those reviews.
But the two ways to become an official SOP is one, join the Telegram, t.me slash slightly offensive.
And the more that you tell me not to do things, the more I'm going to intentionally do them.
And on top of that, you also can join us at blazetv.com slash Elijah, where you can help fight censorship and keep independent journalism and comedy, like very, very poor comedy alive.
You get, you know, the kind of high quality, you get Down syndrome dolls and things.
And it's just, we're really battling the global elites one disabled Barbie at a time.
And going forward, we have other cast members, I should call them, that are joining the team.
I mean, can you go to this?
Look at this kind of budget.
When you join, we got a wide cam now.
Watch, go to that.
Wow.
It's like really like, wow.
That's really, I mean, that's insane.
That is, we've never had a wide cam before.
And we really are just upping that budget in a really intense way.
Also, new merch coming out soon.
I have some speeches lined up, which I'll start announcing.
We're starting going back to live events.
Got invited to some big universities because I got blocked from every other nonprofit.
And then some cool people were like, hey, we actually want to fund your speeches and bring you to some campuses.
So I'm doing that.
And on top of that, you'll find out I'm starting my own nonprofit.
I'm in the process of it.
It's taking a while.
And I'm going to be just doing my own events because I'm not dealing with black listing and I'm going to do my own shit.
