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Warning.
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The language in this video is uncensored.
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There are some words and conversations that are said that are not appropriate for young viewers.
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Viewer discretion is advised.
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We're asking that same sense of community to come together and stand up against this virus.
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And if everybody in America does what we ask for over the next 15 days, we will see a dramatic difference and we won't have to worry about the ventilators and we won't have to worry about the ICU beds because we won't have our elderly and our people at the greatest risk having to be hospitalized.
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Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
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We got a massive announcement, guys.
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Thank you to America.
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Thank you to everybody for coming together for that two weeks.
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It was a rough 14 days.
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I think we actually, luckily, they actually asked only for one extra day, which we gave to them.
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Yeah.
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15 days.
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It was like just one extra day.
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And that's all we need.
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And you know, we wanted to do our part and bring the country together.
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Yeah.
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Like when was that?
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What was the date?
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Was that 14 days ago?
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Closer to your face?
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Is that 14 days ago?
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Oh, interesting.
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No, I'm just, I'm just out of it right now because that was 14 days ago.
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15 days ago.
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Oh, that was actually took place.
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What month are we in?
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We're in March.
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That took place.
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That was on March 1st.
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First.
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2022.
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2020.
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2020.
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Wait, 2020.
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I'm sorry.
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What did you say?
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March 1st, 2020.
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Not zero.
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It's been two years since.
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It's been two years.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yo, why would we, why?
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That's way too long.
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This is really weird because I'm not good at the maths, but I let me see.
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14 days, and then you add September 65 plus 365.
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November.
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That's more than 14.
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Definitely.
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Man, what's going on?
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We got scammed.
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I think so.
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A woman deceiving?
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A woman being a deceiver?
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This is the first time it's happened.
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Dude, why would you even say that?
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That's crazy.
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When has a woman ever deceived people?
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Especially one like that.
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She was a doctor.
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Yeah.
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Or a scientist or something.
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I don't know.
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She was on TV, though.
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I mean, I'm honestly shocked, Garrett.
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I'm genuinely shocked on what's going on.
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This is my guest today, Quarterblock Garrett, which means that we can be racist 25% of the time.
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You get a little bit of a pass.
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What do you think about the confetti of color?
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You like it?
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, there's too many other colors.
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I need just the white and the black.
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Can you do that?
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Well, I'm going to say this.
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Quarterback Garrett is here.
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And this is obviously a deep moment for us because not only are we looking at retards, but I was like, hmm, who should I invite on the show if we're going to be looking at retards?
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But a retard.
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But a retard.
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I think it's apt, appropriate, and I'm glad I'm here to represent.
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Yeah, well, honesty is the first step to recovery.
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I believe so.
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Yeah.
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Actually, I brought you something.
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What did you bring me?
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It's strange.
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I came into the studio.
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This is the first time I've been here.
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Yeah, I've never seen you.
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And I saw this at the store today.
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I thought I'd give it to you.
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What is it?
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That looks like a normal Barbie.
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No, no, it's not.
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Please, Elijah, normal.
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No, this is a beautiful and brave Vitiligo Barbie.
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Skinned the skin the skin disorder.
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Yeah, just like Michael Jackson, like, you know, Joe Rogan, in fact.
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Wow.
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You bring a little piece of Joe Rogan here to your studio now.
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I don't know if you knew this, but we actually collect disabled and deformed Barbies.
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Dude, what the hell?
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Cam?
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This is such a shocker.
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We literally actually collect Derek Downhook by your feet down there.
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I was, I thought you did that for me.
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No, but I want to say thank you.
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This is the first Barbie that we ever have with skin disease.
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So every week, actually, we invite a new member to the Diversity Coalition.
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You for once being retarded might have actually done you some good, did us some good today.
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Thank you so much.
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We're introducing this.
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Now we never name them.
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You guys get a chance in the comments to name this, and the best name gets announced next week.
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We name the new member as we introduce the newest one.
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This has a skin disease, and we're really, really happy about it.
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Or not a disease, maybe it's just like a disorder.
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It's not a disease.
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Hey, that's stigmatizing it.
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That's no stigma.
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It's a beautiful condition.
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All right.
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Here at Slightly Offensive, we only offer the best entertainment ever.
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On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color in 8K graphics.
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It is beyond futuristic and we get lots of it.
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Give Garrett a little more.
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We have a little more.
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Garrett a little more.
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Yeah, give him a little more.
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You love COC.
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Yeah, she gets to go up here for right now.
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You guys get this.
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Oh, that's inappropriate.
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We've got Christians about that.
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Cross those legs.
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Yeah, cross those legs.
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We got a lot of stuff going on today, Garrett.
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There's a lot of retards in the country.
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And if you know this, genuinely speaking, it is pretty crazy that we just had the anniversary for the two years to slow the spread.
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It's been exactly two years, which again, depressing.
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I'm not Asian.
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I'm not even a quarter Asian, so I'm not good with this stuff, but I can say I asked an Asian friend and he did tell me two years is more than two weeks.
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So we at least got that.
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Asians confirmed it's true.
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And I almost almost committed a hate crime on him.
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Like that's popular today to hurt Asian people.
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Just out of reflex.
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Yeah.
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It's more like, I thought that was just part of the culture this day.
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You know, I have to fight the quarter, you know, every once in a while when I see, you know, I see Choi in the offices.
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Sometimes I just want to kick his ass, but I hold it.
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The 75% keeps it.
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You have the hurt the Asian, but the white kicks in and it's like, all right, let's be civil.
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Yeah, let's use logic and reasoning.
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Yeah, and I do want to tell you this.
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Obviously, there's a lot of pain in the world going on right now, including nausea.
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Guys, I am telling you this.
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This is so insane.
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I can't tell you how many people I meet who have bad days simply because they're not feeling good because they're nauseous and they don't know what's at the source of it.
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Sometimes they're just driving.
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Maybe you're listening to the show right now and you're like, I'm getting nauseous from what I'm about to see or hear.
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And you're like, how can I prevent myself from feeling sick?
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You can get yourself a relief ban.
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This is an FDA approved number one drug-free rate, non-drowsy method to actually stopping nausea.
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And you go, how could this work?
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Well, what it does is it uses a magnet to sort of block a signal to your brain that makes you not be aware of the nausea and then ends the feeling entirely.
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It's absolutely crazy.
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And you go, well, how could this actually work?
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They believe so much in their product that it works so well.
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And so many of you guys have taken the jump that they offer a money-back guarantee so you can try it and they'll literally can just ship it back.
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They trust that the product will work.
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Now, if you're going, this is crazy.
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It is crazy, right?
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That is crazy.
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Because you've known people that are pregnant.
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You yourself.
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I am pregnant.
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And so you know how it's like to have nausea.
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All the time.
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I know what it's like to be in a room with you.
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Yeah, it's disgusting.
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Yeah, it really is.
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So obviously, sorry, I don't know if there's anything in the world that can stop me from feeling sick when I have to do a show with you, but I will say this.
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Dr. Deborah.
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You know, put down the jokes.
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You know, I'm a sex symbol.
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We already established this on You're Here.
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I'm a model.
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I go to the gym only to maintain this.
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Okay, so I know you're throwing those things out because you're jealous.
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It's all right.
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All right, we can move along with the show.
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I just want to get that out of the way so we can, you know.
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I regret every time that I have a choice to be with you.
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And so think about this.
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I voluntarily can be with you.
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I regret it.
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Now, imagine days like today where I didn't book you and I'm forced to be with you.
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Imagine how much less I'm enjoying myself.
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There's a lot of logic in that that's too much for my brain right now.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, someone writing that down.
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Can you write that down?
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That Garrett's no longer allowed in the studio after today.
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Anyway, we have a show to do.
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Hey, Garrett, guess what?
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You're on a podcast.
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We have a show to do.
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And unlike Crowder, you can't just leave this one.
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You actually have to dedicate yourself for a moment.
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Wow.
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You're going to do that?
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You're going to throw me on the bus like that?
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Yeah, what are you going to leave this one too?
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This door's locked.
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And you also plug your headphones are still plugged in.
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Your headphones, sit down.
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Garrett, sit the phone.
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I'll sit down.
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Well, the door's locked already.
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So I got to sit down.
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Sit down.
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I have a show to you.
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Just sit down.
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Please.
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That's fine.
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Let's go.
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Okay, we're going to start the show again.
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Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti color.
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This is my guest, Garrett.
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Cornwack, Garrett, welcome to the show.
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Okay.
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So, Deborah Burr, important shit here.
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Deborah, what happened to her?
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The woman from the beginning of the video, I'm telling you guys, this is so insane.
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Scarf Lady.
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Yes.
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She legitimately came into America, told us all that we had to shut down.
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Again, the pandemic started with a woman telling us what to do.
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First problem.
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Then we listened to her, second problem.
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Then we believed her, third problem.
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From the Garden of Eden up until the White House podium.
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Day one.
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We have been missing the plot.
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Never trust a woman and China.
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There we go.
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I think, yeah, I thought you were going somewhere else.
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What I was going to say, just stay right there.
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Don't go any further because that's enough.
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That's enough.
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First time we've agreed.
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Yeah.
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We could work.
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This friendship could work.
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We'll see how it goes.
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All right, but it's obviously, it's funny, though, when we talk about women, is that it's been very hard to define women.
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You know, that's International Women's History Month or something like that.
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I don't even know what that is.
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I thought there was a day.
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It's a whole month now.
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It's a day.
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It's a month.
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Why not a year?
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I say.
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And then we could just stop talking about it.
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Well, black people get lots of things.
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First of all, they get black history.
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The shortest month of the year.
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Yeah, Black History Month.
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Then when the FBI crime statistics come out, they get another history day.
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That's true.
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And then on top of that, black people also get a lot of press.
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Have you seen a lot of smashing grabs?
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You've seen this?
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Can we go ahead and go to video five?
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We play that in the background without any sound.
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They get this.
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They got a lot of free press consistently that comes on the screen here, which I'm genuinely happy about.
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That's a white woman.
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Yeah, so we see a lot of this.
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This has been common around the city.
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That's skills.
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What you're saying?
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Look at that.
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See how fast he is smashing the countertop there?
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He knows exactly what he's doing.
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That's skilled labor.
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I'm going to say this.
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Imagine that the counter is a hot blonde chick and the robber is a frat boy.
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He's smashing it instantly.
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And it's like, it's natural.
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It is natural.
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He's a drunk.
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He's a drunk frat boy.
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It is.
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And so they get a lot of free press.
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And I got to say, I'm getting jealous because I haven't made the news a lot, but black people have been making a lot of news recently, every single day.
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And I got to say this.
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Why complain when you get to be on TV for free?
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Isn't that the good question?
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No, bad publicity is still good.
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I think that's the thing.
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Is that the phrase?
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Yes, it is.
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I've literally heard that.
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I genuinely have heard that and I heard on the internet, so it must be true.
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But it is funny because it's like black people complain, women complain.
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Listen, all I hear are black and women people talking.
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I know.
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I try to listen, but it gets annoying.
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You know, all the jabber, jip, jib, cap, cap, cap.
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Like, do a lot of this.
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You're married, aren't you?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Then we, okay, we're going to hear this.
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I do got to say, though, there are moments where I do have a little bit of sympathy for women who don't want to buy into this bullshit.
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Just for a few, which is about 1% of them.
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And this came out.
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Do you know about this?
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We now have a new word for women, which, by the way, emos have been using this word since like 1999, but we are now calling them bleeders.
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If you can go to my screen, gay Tupac, GT, by the way, our director, nobody's ever seen our new director.
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No one ever will probably.
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Gay Tupac, I'm telling you, does that not describe everything about the director as much?
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Gay Tupac.
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You know, whenever you haven't used it until just now on the show, and it completely accurately describes the producer right now.
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Yeah, gay, literally.
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You go look at the gay, that's who we hired.
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Spot on.
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Amen.
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So this is from It's Yappy.
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Said, most bleeders know how they are impacted by their period, but unfortunately aren't in touch with their feelings and symptoms in the other phase of their cycle.
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We are here to change that.
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Yappy founder and CEO Daniela Perry.
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Now, I don't know what Yappy is because.
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Yappy, That's what it is.
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I mean.
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It's true.
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Okay.
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This is, okay, this is absolutely true.
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Do you know, do you know that?
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Oh, this is true.
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This is so crazy about with women that people don't understand.
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There is this TikTok that I saw, and it has a guy standing in the doorway, and the sound over it is just like, oh my gosh, I fucking hate you.
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You're the worst person ever.
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The sound, he's just looking into a doorway.
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And the caption, I'm like, what's going on here?
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The caption said, even when you gave her a two weeks' notice about boys' night and you're trying to leave, and I went, oh my gosh, we've all been there.
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When you try to hang out without your girl, we've all been there.
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And then I looked at a million views, 78,000 likes, and the top comment was like, I can't believe we've all been in this situation.
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And I'm like, we've literally all been here.
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We've all had a bleeder yell at our faces.
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It's true.
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They will always come at you.
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No matter, it's true.
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Every warning you give a woman, when you don't want to hang out with them, it's not because you want to hang out with the boys.
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It's because you don't want to use your resources or give them attention and you intentionally want to exclude them.
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Because you want to hang out with other women.
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That's what it is.
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You could leave their site.
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You're hanging out with other women.
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And then I'll tell you about it.
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The reality, a boys' night is just like two beers, a plate of food, and a game.
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Yeah, playing video games or something.
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It's like, look, if I wanted to get, if I wanted to get, if I want to go out with other women, I'd be going on a business trip.
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Okay.
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Out of the country.
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Yeah, out of the country in Sri Lanka.
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That was fun, by the way.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I mean, oh, I mean, we'll move.
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Anyway.
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Bleeders, though, the term bleeders, that sounds like an insult and a slur.
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I think we should appropriate it.
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You know, I think they're using it a little too flippantly.
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I think we need to focus the term bleeders and use it accurately.
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Well, it is a weird thing, though, that like, it's like this idea of number one, like with Walsh on Dr. Phil, where people are saying that, you know, men can become women, but we can't define what a woman is.
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No one can define this.
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It's so weird that we now talk about bleeders, meaning, but this is also weird because I know they're referring to periods.
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We know that.
► 00:14:44
They're obsessed with periods, but they're also like, it's a weird phrase because periods aren't really bleeding.
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It's more like it is blood.
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It's like a discharge.
► 00:14:53
Yes, discharge, right?
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It's like, it's like amniotic discharge.
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Right.
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But blood, everybody bleeds.
► 00:14:59
We all like everyone, right?
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We might be red, white, and blue, but we all bleed red.
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So it's kind of a weird statement because it says most bleeders know how they are impacted by their period, assuming that everybody who has blood in their body is impacted by their period.
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Everyone can be a woman today.
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And I just want to give you the option here.
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If you can take that off the screen, we know that everyone could become a woman because by the way, the woman of the year was announced, the woman of the year, you're going to be so excited for this, was announced from ME Feeder Magazine, which is, by the way, the most important magazine in history.
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I've never heard of it until now.
► 00:15:29
Emmy Feeder?
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Yeah, Times Magazine's Woman of the Year.
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Are we ready?
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Drum roll, please.
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Yeah.
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It's an alien.
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I thought I saw that in a really Scott movie.
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The jaw comes down and another small head comes out of the mouth.
► 00:15:47
There, look.
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Does that not look like an alien right there?
► 00:15:50
Yeah, we know why the gas prices are so high.
► 00:15:51
People are wearing petroleum.
► 00:15:55
Bro, look at my petroleum suit.
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Get up.
► 00:15:58
Bro's pulling that T-Rex history, falling into a tar pit.
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Gets pulled out.
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Meanwhile, we're making fun of him, but he lost his hair to cancer and then fell into a tar pit.
► 00:16:07
Bro's having a bad week.
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They're like, hey, give him woman of the year.
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Like, put on a little choker.
► 00:16:12
Now I'm a woman.
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Imagine, okay, listen.
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Now, this will come as a shock to you because I know I tend to be just like you're a model.
► 00:16:19
You know, I know the struggle.
► 00:16:21
Well, you know that I get contacted a lot about comments on, you know, what the definition of masculinity is.
► 00:16:25
Right.
► 00:16:26
Because people have a hard time around me.
► 00:16:28
Because obviously, I understand people feel like, oh, like, how can I be around a guy who exudes such traditional masculine hand movements, voice, everything.
► 00:16:35
It's just like, it's hard.
► 00:16:36
It's hard to be this stereotypically male.
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It is.
► 00:16:40
So people come to me for questions on this kind of stuff.
► 00:16:42
They do.
► 00:16:43
It's not a joke.
► 00:16:44
It's a very serious show.
► 00:16:46
I think it's serious.
► 00:16:47
I'm not taking it.
► 00:16:50
I can see you.
► 00:16:51
You realize that that's a camera and they're seeing you, but I'm here too.
► 00:16:55
So when you're saying, yeah, if I don't look at you, when you can see me, though.
► 00:16:58
No, when you go, yeah, it's serious.
► 00:17:01
I see that.
► 00:17:02
Like, it's not when the, when it goes off of your face, I can still see you.
► 00:17:06
We're in the same room.
► 00:17:08
So if you say, yeah, you are taking my show seriously, which by the way, you should be grateful to be on.
► 00:17:14
Okay.
► 00:17:14
You should be grateful to be on.
► 00:17:15
Since, of course, you lost being on the biggest show on the show.
► 00:17:18
I don't know if I lost anything.
► 00:17:18
I don't know what you're doing in your life anymore.
► 00:17:20
You're finally on a show.
► 00:17:21
We have several dozen people that watch every episode.
► 00:17:23
You come on and you go, yeah, I take you seriously.
► 00:17:26
And I'm grateful for that.
► 00:17:27
Thank you for actually being a decent human being.
► 00:17:29
You go, which is a disrespect.
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I don't know.
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I guess you just don't understand black culture.
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That's just, I think that is showing respect.
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I've experienced it with a fist full of history.
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That's also another way to show respect.
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Black culture.
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First fist, not first hand, first hand.
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First fist.
► 00:17:52
No, but like, okay, this is what I'm saying.
► 00:17:53
So it's, it's hard when I say this with someone like this where you fail so hard at being a man that you have to become a woman, which is, by the way, I don't even want to concede this argument of like, you can become a woman.
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There is no such thing.
► 00:18:06
It's almost like, you know, you know, 2022 is weird.
► 00:18:08
It's like, I'm just wishing we could go back to where the argument was whether gay people could get married.
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Like, I want to go back to where it was just gay people and straight people.
► 00:18:15
And there wasn't like, that was almost puritanical back then.
► 00:18:17
It was like, it's become almost like right-wing just be a gay, married person.
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Yeah.
► 00:18:24
You're almost offensive.
► 00:18:25
Literally, you were offensive.
► 00:18:26
It's like, why don't you become a woman now?
► 00:18:28
Why don't you?
► 00:18:29
What?
► 00:18:29
Are you a bigot?
► 00:18:30
You can't be a woman?
► 00:18:32
What's going on here?
► 00:18:33
Why don't you break some records in the women's field and take all of the awards from women?
► 00:18:37
You know, then you're really, you know, you can prove yourself you're not a bigot if you take all the women's trophies.
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Okay.
► 00:18:43
Well, I mean, this is what's so effed about this is like, you know, people are arguing right now about, you know, with gay people using IVF and stuff, which we're going to talk about in the future.
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I'm aware of what's going on.
► 00:18:53
We're working on some conversations on this stuff and the efficacy and morality and different things in society.
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We're not going to talk about it today because I'm retarded.
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Yeah.
► 00:19:01
So we need somebody that's not retarded, which is going to be difficult because you're going to be here regardless.
► 00:19:06
Well, it's interesting because IVF is three letters, which is still one letter above your ability to comprehend.
► 00:19:12
What?
► 00:19:14
Okay, moving on.
► 00:19:16
Moving on, moving on.
► 00:19:17
I was going to say, we're going to talk about that, but it's interesting now, too, that like the, we're not even talking about whether gay people should adopt or whether like they should use IVF.
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We're more like if you use IVF, but you don't cut your kid's dick off when he's a child and turn him trans.
► 00:19:29
Like we're good at that point, I guess.
► 00:19:31
Like, you know what I'm saying?
► 00:19:31
Like, we're, we've moved past the threshold.
► 00:19:33
We're like, we're not even arguing anything anymore.
► 00:19:35
Oh, dude.
► 00:19:36
It's to the point where we're going to be able to do that.
► 00:19:36
We left the goalpost.
► 00:19:37
We're in a different town now.
► 00:19:39
Like, that's how far down this road we've gone.
► 00:19:41
Where it's like men are being nominated as women.
► 00:19:44
And I got to say this.
► 00:19:45
There are some people.
► 00:19:46
Blair White's got a pair of Kahunga's on her that him pass him pass them him them.
► 00:19:53
Yeah, like pass you pass.
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That's you know, it's hard.
► 00:19:56
I even said that does not pass.
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No, not that woman of the year does not pass.
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I'm gonna say that that Blair, Blair, while Blair is a guy, and it's Blair is a man, Blair at least tried.
► 00:20:07
That's true.
► 00:20:08
This is just a total, like, I'm a man.
► 00:20:12
Dude, the snake hips are what always give it away, though.
► 00:20:16
The snake hips?
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Oh, go on.
► 00:20:18
Explain the snake hips to me.
► 00:20:19
I don't know this.
► 00:20:20
So my wife, my wife always says, boys' bodies are so funny, which is crazy because she was a virgin when we got married, which means she's only seen me really naked.
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She's not in the place or anything.
► 00:20:33
So this is specifically talking about you.
► 00:20:35
At least she's nice enough to say, guys.
► 00:20:37
Yeah.
► 00:20:37
But she's generalized.
► 00:20:38
Your body's like this.
► 00:20:39
And then it goes and goes right back out.
► 00:20:41
She's like, you don't.
► 00:20:44
Yeah, it's like your hip.
► 00:20:45
You're just going to have no hips.
► 00:20:46
I do have a pretty good butt, she says, though.
► 00:20:48
And she does that to be at least nice.
► 00:20:50
Nice.
► 00:20:50
That's nice.
► 00:20:50
And she says that as if she has other butts to compare to.
► 00:20:54
Like, it's kind of like, here's the sad part.
► 00:20:56
Maybe while you're on those trips, though.
► 00:20:57
Why do you think I married her?
► 00:20:58
Because when she says, your is so big, two inches is when there's no comparison.
► 00:21:04
It's relative, buddy.
► 00:21:05
When people say in Texas, oh, we got a lot of snow.
► 00:21:07
Yeah, it's a lot of snow compared to what we normally get.
► 00:21:09
Texas.
► 00:21:10
Yeah.
► 00:21:10
So it's like, oh, well, there's a foot of snow.
► 00:21:13
You're like, oh, well, your wife is married to a guy with a micro-penis.
► 00:21:16
No, it's the biggest dick she ever had.
► 00:21:18
That is true.
► 00:21:19
That is a factual statement right there.
► 00:21:20
I have the biggest dick that Kez has ever experienced.
► 00:21:23
Exactly.
► 00:21:24
So, hey, jokes on you.
► 00:21:26
And then they end jokes on us, Time magazine.
► 00:21:27
And what is sad, though, does this person actually believe that they look good?
► 00:21:32
Because I think we were like, does anyone just say, hey, you look foolish?
► 00:21:35
Like, nobody's putting in check.
► 00:21:38
This is ridiculous, man.
► 00:21:39
Like, dude, like, you can be a femme or like, you could still be like a little twinky person and still, you know, get yourself in a wrapper.
► 00:21:46
Anyways, there's not anything's wrong with being a twinkie.
► 00:21:48
They actually last forever, right?
► 00:21:49
They actually survive the apocalypse.
► 00:21:51
So maybe there's some plus sides, but this is just to the point where it's like, you don't look good.
► 00:21:56
Yeah.
► 00:21:57
You look like you have alopecia.
► 00:21:58
You look like you have alopecia and you woke up with a dissociative disorder and then you put on a dog collar.
► 00:22:02
It's just not, it's not a look they were going for.
► 00:22:06
Yeah.
► 00:22:06
The petroleum dip.
► 00:22:10
No, it's like when you go to Dairy Queen and they have the ice cream, they dip it in the chocolate just.
► 00:22:14
One last put on the screen.
► 00:22:15
One last.
► 00:22:16
I'll just do it again.
► 00:22:17
One last thing.
► 00:22:19
You take it off the screen because I got to go to this.
► 00:22:20
So last episode, we were talking about, I don't know if this is going to shock you, but there is an article that we found on the most trusted website in the world, BuzzFeed, that was talking about women complaining.
► 00:22:34
So we talked about how hard it is to lose weight for a lot of people.
► 00:22:37
And when you lose weight, you really hope people do notice.
► 00:22:41
Because you're not because you're narcissistic.
► 00:22:44
It's because you clearly are upset at the way you look.
► 00:22:47
So then you lose weight for a lot of reasons and you start feeling healthy and it's encouraging.
► 00:22:51
Health or whatever.
► 00:22:52
Mental stuff.
► 00:22:54
Stability.
► 00:22:55
A couple, not being disgusting pig too.
► 00:22:59
There's also that aspect specifically for women because men, we carry weight pretty well.
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Okay.
► 00:23:03
We're doing pretty good for ourselves.
► 00:23:04
Yeah, you know, that's what I'm saying.
► 00:23:06
I told you earlier, I only go to the gym to maintain.
► 00:23:09
You know, if I didn't go to the gym, I would just get skinnier and skinnier.
► 00:23:13
I need to.
► 00:23:14
You're bulking.
► 00:23:15
Yeah.
► 00:23:15
I'm bulking whenever I go to McDonald's and get a double.
► 00:23:18
Yeah.
► 00:23:19
Two doubles.
► 00:23:19
That's the crazy thing.
► 00:23:20
Awesome.
► 00:23:20
Sometimes I do three.
► 00:23:21
So I really want to get a pump.
► 00:23:22
I'm just taking the bulk a little too seriously.
► 00:23:23
Yeah.
► 00:23:24
Nothing's wrong with no, nothing's wrong with overcommitment.
► 00:23:26
It's like, it's like it's the, it's the, it's the motive and the mind that matters.
► 00:23:29
All up here, baby.
► 00:23:30
So you care.
► 00:23:30
You care.
► 00:23:31
All up here.
► 00:23:31
And think about this.
► 00:23:32
There are Tess Holiday who's diagnosed with anorexia.
► 00:23:35
So yeah.
► 00:23:36
Look, you can't judge a book by its cover.
► 00:23:38
All right.
► 00:23:39
I am fully muscular under all this fat.
► 00:23:43
It's true.
► 00:23:43
I just don't want to put it outside.
► 00:23:45
You know, I don't want to lower the fat content, and then you get just too jealous, and then you want to kill yourself, and all kinds of stuff like that.
► 00:23:52
And it's just not, you know, it's not good for everybody around me.
► 00:23:54
It's true.
► 00:23:54
I do want to say this on a series, on a real note, too.
► 00:23:56
Good idea.
► 00:23:57
You know, I've been actually trying to lose weight because I'm so tired of being so, you know, so strong and mighty that I actually, for the first time since 2018, am below 210 pounds.
► 00:24:06
I'm now at 209.4, and I'm cutting down.
► 00:24:09
I'm going to get down to, you now see four of my abs.
► 00:24:12
Wow.
► 00:24:12
Which is great because I'm waiting for the EMP to go.
► 00:24:15
It's not even about health.
► 00:24:15
It's because I want my wife to have a washboard when we no longer can use our washer and dryer because the electrical goes out.
► 00:24:21
It's very practical.
► 00:24:22
And also, too, when we're starving because of the food chain crisis, I don't need to eat as much.
► 00:24:26
That's right.
► 00:24:26
You get a little bit.
► 00:24:28
You can live off some of that extra fat you got.
► 00:24:30
Well, I just mean I don't want to do that.
► 00:24:31
That's what I'm doing.
► 00:24:32
I'm storing all the fat also as well.
► 00:24:34
So there's many layers to what's going on over here.
► 00:24:37
There's many layers, but there's also difference between obesity and being prepared for the apocalypse.
► 00:24:42
Tess Holiday is more prepared than any of us.
► 00:24:44
She is like, she could be on preppers.
► 00:24:46
It's like, we can all survive.
► 00:24:48
Can we do a cross-episode of my 600-pound life and preppers at the same time?
► 00:24:52
That's Tess Holiday.
► 00:24:54
600-pound prepping.
► 00:24:57
That's the stuff right there.
► 00:25:00
Can you mark this down 2446 so I can create a graphic for this?
► 00:25:04
Because we're going to need to have a picture up.
► 00:25:06
We need a graph.
► 00:25:07
Yeah, we need a graphic.
► 00:25:08
So people were complaining that people noticed that they lost weight and made positive comments.
► 00:25:13
So then I found the opposite.
► 00:25:14
I'm like, well, then what do women think about what people say when they gain weight?
► 00:25:17
And I went to the second most trusted website in the world, which is HuffPost.
► 00:25:22
Of course.
► 00:25:22
Okay.
► 00:25:23
So if you go to my screen, there's this HuffPost personal saying, I gained 70 pounds during COVID.
► 00:25:29
Here's what happened on my first day back in office.
► 00:25:32
Quote, while I had noticed my weight gain when working from home, I wasn't aware.
► 00:25:36
And it wait, I wasn't aware of it on a minute-by-minute basis.
► 00:25:40
And I certainly didn't have to worry about what anyone else thought about it.
► 00:25:43
So here's the gate, the weight gain.
► 00:25:45
They always look like this, though.
► 00:25:47
The people that write these aren't- What are those bangs, girl?
► 00:25:50
What is the hair?
► 00:25:51
Well, you gotta-you're not getting banged.
► 00:25:53
You gotta make sure that at least something's like a repellent like a repellent.
► 00:25:58
You think the first thing she noticed when she got in the office was all of the knickknacks on everybody else's desks falling when she walked through the hallway?
► 00:26:08
You know, I'm gonna say this genuinely.
► 00:26:11
It is interesting because 70 pounds, I gotta say, I gained like 20 pounds over like a year and a half, but like not just during COVID.
► 00:26:22
I gained like 20 pounds, which is like probably the max to where I looked at myself and went, oh, like you start noticing.
► 00:26:28
Yeah, I was like, oh my God, this is not good.
► 00:26:31
And obviously, I was busy.
► 00:26:31
I know it happens with people and I was in an environment.
► 00:26:34
So I'm not, I'm not necessarily talking crap for weight gains because genuinely too, like the amount of people I know that became pseudos alcoholics and semi-obese during COVID is more than the people that remained stable.
► 00:26:47
And a couple people killed themselves, but it's just collateral damage for what happened.
► 00:26:50
It's what happens.
► 00:26:52
Weight gains, unhealthy, diabetes, cancer.
► 00:26:54
It's all part of the plan.
► 00:26:55
It's part of the plan.
► 00:26:56
Greater good, greater.
► 00:26:57
It keeps us on our toes.
► 00:26:58
It's like, oh, there's COVID.
► 00:27:00
And it's like, well, we better lock down.
► 00:27:01
It's like, yeah, but I'm healthy.
► 00:27:02
It's like, oh, and then Mark killed himself with an overdose on Percocet.
► 00:27:05
And it's like, but then we have something to do during COVID, which you can go to like a Zoom funeral.
► 00:27:08
Yeah, you should be able to cry a lot and a lot of, you know, drinking.
► 00:27:12
Drinking's fun.
► 00:27:13
Drinking's fun.
► 00:27:14
It's like your friend died and you get to drink.
► 00:27:16
Yeah, you get to go talk to people and drink.
► 00:27:18
Okay, it's a funeral, a little bit of a downside.
► 00:27:21
But that's only like a part of it.
► 00:27:22
Like most of it's just mingling.
► 00:27:24
Your friend's gone, but you did get to see your aunt you haven't seen in a few years.
► 00:27:26
It's true.
► 00:27:27
Your uncle.
► 00:27:27
You don't have to call your friend anymore.
► 00:27:29
Which is good.
► 00:27:30
I mean.
► 00:27:32
Wait, what?
► 00:27:33
no i mean wait huh was that your no that was wait That wasn't me.
► 00:27:38
That was.
► 00:27:38
What are you talking about?
► 00:27:39
Go back to my screen because I'm a 70 pound.
► 00:27:41
70.
► 00:27:41
Yeah.
► 00:27:42
70 pound.
► 00:27:43
Okay.
► 00:27:47
So this, so yeah, the story.
► 00:27:50
Sorry, the story we were talking about.
► 00:27:51
Yeah, so this woman's fat.
► 00:27:56
Okay. That was a good bit.
► 00:28:05
I like that.
► 00:28:08
Just given all the things that have changed in the past two years of life under COVID, my body is almost certainly among the least important.
► 00:28:14
That's the, how dumb is that?
► 00:28:16
That is the opposite of what you should be doing.
► 00:28:18
That's literally the whole pandemic.
► 00:28:20
That is lies.
► 00:28:21
It's because of our bodies.
► 00:28:23
All the fat people were dying.
► 00:28:25
It's not the last thing you should be worried about.
► 00:28:27
It's the first thing you should be worrying about.
► 00:28:29
Wear a mask because of your soul.
► 00:28:31
Oh, no, this person is like, I'm wearing a mask at all times.
► 00:28:35
Okay, because I want to keep everybody safe and I want to keep myself safe.
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Also, did you lift your mask down in between bites?
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300, you know, you're three quarter pounders.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to say that, though, honestly, McD's hit different after midnight.
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It's true.
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There's something about that, though.
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I mean, I think it's that when they make it especially for you at midnight.
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It's something you're the only one there.
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I hold this.
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If you've had at least three drinks and it's after midnight, for some reason, there is nothing better tasting than McDonald's.
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I don't understand.
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I think it's, yeah.
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It just switches.
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This woman apparently.
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You have to be inebriated.
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Yeah, to an extent.
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To an extent.
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Although being 209 pounds, I can say that now.
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I don't know if three drinks would inebriate me.
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I don't think they would inebriate you either.
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That's some of that light privilege.
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Yeah.
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I don't think.
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Maybe Savannah.
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You're drunk with Savannah.
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It's like, you have two shots.
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Savannah's like on the floor.
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Like, I guess it's what happens when you weigh 34 pounds.
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Yeah, just go straight to you.
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We almost, whenever I walked in, I was like, oh, we have a new member of the diversity collection.
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And Savannah's down there.
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She's like, it's me, your producer.
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And I was like, oh, confused you with the barbie.
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Just laying in the middle of the studio.
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She's down there right now.
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She lost an arm.
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Look at that.
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That's actually the that's actually.
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Do you know that's actually our Asian victim of that's that's that's our black history month one that was the victim of black history?
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And that's Fook Me.
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She got fooked.
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Fook me got fooked and lost her arm.
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Wow.
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Wait, is that the woman of the year right there?
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Right next to her.
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Oh, yes.
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Wait.
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Hold on.
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Hold up.
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Go back to my screen.
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Go to my screen.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, dude.
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It's right there.
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How did you know?
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If somebody can please, if you find that black dress and you can get, and you can somehow get the dress sent to Mercury Studio, sent to Mercury Studios Attention, Elijah.
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I love you forever.
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You did.
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I did.
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Woman of the Year, Woman of the Year.
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So obviously, speaking of that, I said, you have a few drinks.
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So a lot of you guys don't drink and a lot of you guys do, but for those of you that either don't or you do, the chances of someone coming over and wanting a glass of wine are probably 100%.
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And I've even found like my sister doesn't drink at all, but she always has a bottle of wine for when her friend-in-laws come over or somebody.
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They just, you know, have something ready.
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And if you do love wine, then you probably really do love it.
► 00:31:05
And if you don't like wine, but you drink, it's probably because you don't understand it, right?
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Damn.
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That was bad read.
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Love that.
► 00:32:50
You should have heard Jastin said last night.
► 00:32:51
I was like, because I, people go, how do you get away?
► 00:32:53
How does this show on the blaze?
► 00:32:56
And then you should, well, you know why is because you guys are awesome and you guys, we have good, we have good companies and they, they quality companies, yeah.
► 00:33:03
We have quality companies and you guys support the companies.
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You've got four supporters.
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We are demonetized everywhere.
► 00:33:07
You understand this.
► 00:33:08
So we know this is how we get through life.
► 00:33:11
It's a difficult life, you know, being on the edge.
► 00:33:13
Yeah.
► 00:33:14
Remember, you had it, you had a good job one time, then you left it.
► 00:33:16
Hey, what?
► 00:33:19
We always bring that up, man.
► 00:33:21
Always bringing that up.
► 00:33:22
Hey, guess what?
► 00:33:22
Here's how I get ahead in life.
► 00:33:23
I'm a guy.
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I have a good job.
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Let me leave the job.
► 00:33:27
Oh.
► 00:33:27
I like to live on.
► 00:33:28
Somebody in your life was like, hi, Garrett.
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Maybe not a good idea.
► 00:33:32
Oh, cool, Garrett.
► 00:33:34
There's only 5.4 million people who are going to be mad about this.
► 00:33:37
I'm glad that you managed to piss off more people than live in some cities here.
► 00:33:42
That's what I do.
► 00:33:43
I go around just pissing people off, wishing I was in places that I'm not.
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And then I won't be there.
► 00:33:48
I'll say that I'm there.
► 00:33:49
And then I'm not there.
► 00:33:50
I shouldn't have even been here, but you know, I was trying to squash in more beef, but I think it's more, it's developing more.
► 00:33:56
You know, who did squash in the most beef?
► 00:33:58
Right here, go to my screen.
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There we go.
► 00:34:00
Yep.
► 00:34:01
Well, she said, she goes, but that is a change is undeniable.
► 00:34:04
When I started to hear people talking about the COVID-15, referring to the widespread phenomenon of quarantine waking, I never heard of that until now, actually.
► 00:34:09
I thought it was cute because I'd already gained more than like 40 pounds.
► 00:34:13
Oh my God, this is cute weight.
► 00:34:15
It's like, dude, when people started saying the cancer is stage one, I thought it was cute because I'm in stage three.
► 00:34:22
That was cute.
► 00:34:24
Wait.
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She thought 40 pounds was like, yeah, it's a little bit of water weight.
► 00:34:29
It's just, yeah.
► 00:34:31
40 pounds is enough to change not just like your weight class, it's enough to change your lifespan.
► 00:34:36
Yeah.
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So you got to be thinking about this.
► 00:34:38
You're going up years.
► 00:34:40
You are like, seriously, you think you think COVID is hell?
► 00:34:43
You're almost there yourself.
► 00:34:44
She says, now two years into the pandemic, that drastically changed everything about the way we live.
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I'm estimating the numbers because she's estimating.
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She doesn't even weigh.
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She doesn't even know.
► 00:34:52
You're writing an article about something.
► 00:34:54
You didn't even get on a scale and said, this is what I'm just guessing at 70.
► 00:34:58
I don't know.
► 00:34:59
Could be anything, really.
► 00:35:00
That is such a fatty approach.
► 00:35:02
Dude, and here's the funny thing, dude.
► 00:35:04
Here's the funny thing is like the way that I like, you need to weigh yourself because that's what happened.
► 00:35:09
Sometimes you don't notice that you're gaining the weight.
► 00:35:11
Yeah.
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And then you step on a scale and you go, oh man.
► 00:35:14
Last time I saw more carrots.
► 00:35:15
Well, yeah, I was like, I was like, last, I was like looking at this.
► 00:35:17
I'm like, last time I weighed myself in like 2018.
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Like I had, I didn't like weighed myself in like years because I was like on the road and I'm like, it was like 2018.
► 00:35:26
I was 20, I was 205.
► 00:35:28
I was skinnier though, but I'm going, I am like 227 now.
► 00:35:34
Oh my gosh.
► 00:35:35
This is not good.
► 00:35:37
And I looked in the mirror and I'm like, I am actually fat.
► 00:35:40
And I'm like, and I go, this isn't good.
► 00:35:42
And here's the worst part, because in our culture, there was a lot of people being like, and then when I acknowledged it, I went, I'm actually like fat.
► 00:35:49
Everyone's like, no, you look great.
► 00:35:52
But guess what?
► 00:35:53
The real homies were like, yeah, dog.
► 00:35:55
Yeah.
► 00:35:56
You look like shit.
► 00:35:57
I'm glad you finally noticed.
► 00:35:59
You're horrible.
► 00:36:00
I'm glad you got my text, by the way.
► 00:36:02
It was rude, but it was nice still.
► 00:36:03
It is real.
► 00:36:04
What's nice, though, is that you sent the text before I even announced that I knew that I was fat.
► 00:36:09
You had just been sending me that for two years.
► 00:36:10
Preemptively.
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That was when I was even lower weight.
► 00:36:13
You were still like, you're disgusting.
► 00:36:15
I'm always pushing you, you know, to be better.
► 00:36:17
That's also called bullying, but okay.
► 00:36:20
Does it work?
► 00:36:21
Yes, it does.
► 00:36:23
No, but I'm saying, like, this is the funny part.
► 00:36:24
How do you know how much weight you need to lose until you know how heavy you are?
► 00:36:29
I can't believe she wrote an article that she didn't even weigh for somebody.
► 00:36:33
She says it's this photo before or after.
► 00:36:36
She says this.
► 00:36:37
I haven't weighed myself to be sure, but my clothing is now four, five, four of my side.
► 00:36:42
Popping buttons all over the place.
► 00:36:43
Then we took our laptops home from the office in March 2020, assuming we'd be back in a few weeks.
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Pre-pandemic, I commuted to work every day.
► 00:36:50
I used to walk to my subway.
► 00:36:51
Now she literally just has Subway delivered on Uber Eats after midnight, a couple foot longs.
► 00:36:56
She would stop, climb up and down multiple sets of stairs and then move around an office as if like that's what that's her workout.
► 00:37:03
This is such a chick article.
► 00:37:05
Before, after some days, I used to go to the gym, either the nearby chain I belong to or the one conveniently located in the building where I worked.
► 00:37:11
I used to go to spin classes in small dark rooms full of people sweating while breathing all over each other.
► 00:37:16
Ooh, this is getting erotic.
► 00:37:17
Yeah.
► 00:37:18
What is this?
► 00:37:19
I don't even think that really happened.
► 00:37:20
I think that's just their fantasy.
► 00:37:22
Yeah.
► 00:37:23
Small dark rooms where people are sweating while breathing all over each other?
► 00:37:27
That's a really weird description of exercise.
► 00:37:30
Yeah, why would you describe?
► 00:37:31
I mean, I guess literally it is that, but why do you have to say it in that way?
► 00:37:35
And also like, spin classes aren't that small.
► 00:37:38
Yeah, they're usually spread out because they have to have the bikes on.
► 00:37:40
I'm going to say it's all relative, right?
► 00:37:41
Like, depends what you think is small.
► 00:37:44
Because she's huge, everything's close to you.
► 00:37:46
It's like a gravitational.
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There's use for small things.
► 00:37:51
It's so that you.
► 00:37:54
Can I continue?
► 00:37:55
Yeah, go ahead.
► 00:37:56
Okay.
► 00:37:56
I want to hear the rest.
► 00:37:57
Oh, okay.
► 00:37:58
Doesn't sound like that, but I'll continue.
► 00:38:03
Okay, so as I told you, the camera, by the way, if you get quieter, I still can hear you.
► 00:38:08
So when you whisper to the audience.
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Did you turn my mic down in his ears?
► 00:38:12
No, when you speak.
► 00:38:13
Is that something you can do?
► 00:38:14
You don't get it.
► 00:38:16
Okay.
► 00:38:16
You left a show.
► 00:38:17
You wanted to be at a show?
► 00:38:18
You left.
► 00:38:18
I'm a producer.
► 00:38:19
There's an unspoken bond between producers.
► 00:38:22
Now we know why you left.
► 00:38:24
You didn't even know that when you whisper, it doesn't like go into the audio.
► 00:38:27
The quieter you go, it's not going to go to the audience.
► 00:38:30
I turn them up and down.
► 00:38:31
I say whatever I want to say.
► 00:38:32
Like right now, and three, two, one.
► 00:38:36
I heard that.
► 00:38:37
Dude, why?
► 00:38:38
What are you doing?
► 00:38:40
It's okay.
► 00:38:40
We're going to have a discussion later.
► 00:38:44
We're cool though.
► 00:38:47
Yeah, you, now we know why you left.
► 00:38:49
Definitely weren't fired definitely were kicked out.
► 00:38:51
The producer who doesn't even realize that lowering the volume of your voice doesn't mean that it just goes to less to the audience and I can't hear you.
► 00:38:57
There's a noise gate.
► 00:38:58
Don't you know how noise gates work?
► 00:39:00
I say everything that I want to talk to you above the noise gate.
► 00:39:05
I can still, I can hear that too.
► 00:39:09
Yep.
► 00:39:09
And that.
► 00:39:10
It's just not working today.
► 00:39:14
So this fat bitch.
► 00:39:16
What were we talking about?
► 00:39:18
Oh, so you want to do a show?
► 00:39:19
Yeah.
► 00:39:21
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
► 00:39:23
Slightly offensive.
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The best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color.
► 00:39:27
That is.
► 00:39:28
Are we starting to yes?
► 00:39:29
You've been rude, and it's been, I'm jumping into this.
► 00:39:32
My guest today is Garrett, who's we're having a great day, clearly.
► 00:39:36
Thank you for coming to the studio.
► 00:39:37
We have a dude, but guess what?
► 00:39:39
There's a fat chick who's ugly and fat and doesn't know that she doesn't even know what her weight is.
► 00:39:43
Let's just jump into this, guys.
► 00:39:44
Here we go.
► 00:39:45
I like it.
► 00:39:45
She says, When COVID first hit, the gym shut down, by the time they reopened, the thought of breathing heavily in an enclosed space had become nerve-shattering.
► 00:39:52
I'm someone who actually enjoys working out.
► 00:39:54
I know you don't.
► 00:39:54
No, what?
► 00:39:56
Dude, no, more fabrication.
► 00:39:58
I want to get the black waitress diner.
► 00:40:00
Like, no, you don't, honey.
► 00:40:02
No, honey.
► 00:40:02
Don't be lying to yourself.
► 00:40:03
Honey, don't be lying to yourself.
► 00:40:05
Honey, don't be lying.
► 00:40:07
You be lying.
► 00:40:08
She goes, Oh, yeah.
► 00:40:10
You lying working out?
► 00:40:13
Honey, you lying to yourself.
► 00:40:14
It ain't nothing wrong with being a little bit heavy, but no, damn, girl, 70 pounds.
► 00:40:18
Damn, damn, girl.
► 00:40:19
Damn.
► 00:40:20
Eat yourself some crackers or something.
► 00:40:23
Okay, this is like one of the few times I'm going to have an abortion joke, but because it's not, it's not funny.
► 00:40:28
But there was this clip.
► 00:40:30
There was this clip.
► 00:40:30
I can't get over it.
► 00:40:31
It was a TikTok where this is like, there's this like, I don't know if it's like a modeling show.
► 00:40:36
And this girl starts crying.
► 00:40:37
And she's like, and just like, my life had been horrible because I got pregnant with twins.
► 00:40:43
And then I had an abortion.
► 00:40:44
And like quietly in the mic, you just like, you can barely quietly hear the girl in the back like damn double homicide.
► 00:40:50
Oh my god.
► 00:40:52
That's fucked up.
► 00:40:53
That's not funny.
► 00:40:54
That's kind of funny.
► 00:40:54
But it was a blacker, like, damn, double homicide.
► 00:40:57
Oh, man.
► 00:40:58
It is literally hard.
► 00:41:00
It's literally murder.
► 00:41:00
It's literally murder.
► 00:41:01
Hey, it's literally murder.
► 00:41:02
That's the underlining joke.
► 00:41:03
Every, there's a, there's truth in every joke.
► 00:41:06
And that's the thing.
► 00:41:06
I was just like, I was surprised they let that air on TV.
► 00:41:08
That's all I thought.
► 00:41:09
That was crazy.
► 00:41:10
But she says she enjoys working out and relies on it for mood management.
► 00:41:13
That's not, then that's not why you really should be working out.
► 00:41:16
Just work out for aesthetics.
► 00:41:18
Just work out for mental health and aesthetics.
► 00:41:19
But if aesthetics isn't in it, that's when you see the people that don't make any progress because you're going for mood management, not realizing it's a science.
► 00:41:25
And there's literally like ways to get healthy through it.
► 00:41:28
Like it's not, I know someone, I know people like that.
► 00:41:30
Like, man, I exercise all the time.
► 00:41:31
I'm like, walk me through your exercise.
► 00:41:33
Bro, you'd be better off just taking a 10-minute walk around your house.
► 00:41:36
Like, just that is not exercise.
► 00:41:38
Like, I get on the treadmill for one and a half minutes.
► 00:41:41
Are you in physical rehabilitation?
► 00:41:42
Then I walk over to the fountain, get a drink of water.
► 00:41:47
Then I walk over to the stair step.
► 00:41:49
Yes.
► 00:41:49
And then I'm on that for two and a half minutes.
► 00:41:51
Okay.
► 00:41:51
So a little bit extra, but I don't want to go too hard.
► 00:41:54
So then I get off.
► 00:41:55
I walk to the bathroom because at that point, I had a drink earlier and now I have to pee.
► 00:42:00
So take it, piss.
► 00:42:01
And then I walk back over to the stair step.
► 00:42:04
And then I just kind of look at it and then I look over at the treadmill and then I see if anybody else is watching and then I walk out the door.
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You forgot the taking the picture on the side posting it.
► 00:42:14
Hashtag working out, hashtag badass bitch.
► 00:42:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:42:19
Like, no, and I genuinely, people talk to me, I'm like, do you know this is a true story?
► 00:42:22
So this is really crazy.
► 00:42:23
If you actually have the sadness to go through my life, before I got chubby, I was actually like, had like body dysmorphia and was like actually really skinny.
► 00:42:31
There was that like gen, genuinely.
► 00:42:33
And there was a point in like 2017, 2018 where you were.
► 00:42:35
You're just trying to flex on me.
► 00:42:36
Is that what you're saying?
► 00:42:37
Well, I used to be like 165 pounds.
► 00:42:40
It was a really bad.
► 00:42:41
I actually had to go to treatment for it.
► 00:42:43
Really?
► 00:42:43
Yeah, genuinely.
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Out of bed.
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Genuinely, I had bulimia nervosa and I was like actually fucking mentally ill and like on pills and shit.
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And like really, I broke out of it and like really broke out of like good for you.
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Bad cycle.
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I was like, yeah, I had a fucked up life.
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And that is totally irrelevant to this.
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But what I'm saying is like I genuinely have gone through both now extremes where I've had points where I was like, they were telling me I was going to die if I didn't gain weight.
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And I've had points to where I was gaining weight where I could probably have developed, I was developing high blood pressure.
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So I've actually been through both end of this.
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So I decided, well, I decided like when I, when I, when I recovered from, from eating disorder, I was like, really just out.
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Like, I just really genuinely was like broken as a person.
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And, and, and like, really chronically, it was, it was due to depression and just a lot of bad things that happened in my life to me.
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And instead of being mad about it, I did break out of it and I found a natural way.
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I threw away all my medication and I actually like bulked up and put on a bunch of pounds, got up to 205.
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And when you see when I started slightly offensive, that was bulking up for me.
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Like I, when I, everyone thought I looked like a little, like, I looked like a little twinkie, like a little like, that was my bulk up.
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Yeah, I'm not joking.
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You can look at pictures.
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I'm going to show you one after after the show.
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I would like to see it.
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It's pretty insane.
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And I got, I got, that's where I got mindset.
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I got started getting my worldview up.
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Like I spent years developing it.
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Owning your skills like that, man.
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Well, I started getting healthy.
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Picking trees and stuff.
► 00:44:01
But I remember telling my friend, I was like, I was like, so I understand this.
► 00:44:05
And I've had to grow and fight through a lot of like mental things to get stronger and to develop.
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And I was never meant to be stronger in that.
► 00:44:13
But it's like, I understand to lose weight and to gain weight, that there's a balance between that.
► 00:44:17
People are actually on both ends of the spectrum.
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Some people have a real struggle at guys gaining weight and like being healthy.
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And some guys have a hard time losing weight and vice versa.
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But when you start various different reasons.
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Right.
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And so this is why I feel I have the right to kind of like fat shame, skinny shame, everything, because it's like, dude, you can look at my life, which is rare to say, and you can genuinely find things to shit on me all the time.
► 00:44:38
My critics are usually right.
► 00:44:41
That's how it works.
► 00:44:42
The things people say about me are true.
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And so I'm not somebody walking around trying to, you know, diss on people.
► 00:44:48
I'm more like saying part of the things that helped me to be where I'm at right now.
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And now I'm actually like, I consider myself to be mentally healthy.
► 00:44:55
I consider myself, you know, by the way, I became a, you know, I ended up becoming a Christian and like that really changed my mindset in life.
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And so Christ changed me.
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And so like, yeah, I went through all of this.
► 00:45:07
I mean, yeah, a lot of these people need Jesus.
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That's what I'm saying.
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They need Christ.
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Because people look at me now and they're like, dude, man, you have these heirs.
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I'm like, bro, you should have seen me before Christ.
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And you should, you should.
► 00:45:18
It gets worse.
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Yeah, it actually gets way worse.
► 00:45:20
Also, you would be surprised at what tomfoolery I'd be up to right now if I didn't have the Bible.
► 00:45:25
There are literally things where I'm just like, I would do that, but the Bible says not to.
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Like kill someone, like kill someone in the room right now.
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Like murder.
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Guess what?
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Maybe I.
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I heard that.
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I heard what you just said.
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They're not the only one in the room.
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But you would be, you would be my first pick, genuinely.
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God dang it.
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I thought I was in.
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I thought I was in that time.
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But then again, you throw up those walls.
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That's one of your issues, man.
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As soon as somebody gets close to you, you throw up a wall.
► 00:46:01
We're doing this Cash out everything.
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I'll tell you this.
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I don't follow everything that God says.
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I don't follow everything.
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It's okay.
► 00:46:24
That's more expensive than your life.
► 00:46:25
That life is expensive.
► 00:46:27
I've been playing a lot of Elden Ring.
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I'm so tired.
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I've been obedient to God in this area for three years.
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Fatality!
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I just stole your sword!
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Now I'm Gilwill.
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I stabbed you.
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Everyone knows in a fourth.
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Everyone knows in a big sword.
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No, when it goes through the arm, that's the simulation of visually killing you.
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I want to go on the record.
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I won that fight.
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Okay, well, first of all, to all the young people watching this, that was called the metaverse in the 90s.
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Before we could, that was what we did.
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It's the real metaverse, all right?
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It's in your mind.
► 00:47:14
And really, truly, that's how we get all of our six sins and pleasures out is virtually now because it's like what you would, people are like, oh, I wouldn't do crazy sexual stuff.
► 00:47:22
And they'll look at it and porn.
► 00:47:23
And says the crazy thing is, maybe I won't kill you in real life, but that did get a lot out of me.
► 00:47:28
That was almost exercise.
► 00:47:28
That was actually my exercise.
► 00:47:29
I got a little winded.
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That was my exercise.
► 00:47:31
Did you exercise it?
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Yeah.
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I went to work.
► 00:47:34
We had a sword fight.
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What's weird?
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Two guys sword fighting?
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Yeah, in a room.
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Yeah.
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Together?
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It's not even the first time we've just crossed swords.
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It's not.
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Don't talk about the party.
► 00:47:49
We did do double shots.
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That was awesome.
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It was like the first thing he said.
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I was like, where's Elijah?
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Comes in.
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Double shots.
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Let's go.
► 00:48:02
That was such an epic party.
► 00:48:04
That was actually really, really fun.
► 00:48:06
I actually got there so late.
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And then Chad Pray there was like, bro, you need to catch up.
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So it was like, immediately, I'm taking a double shot with my boys.
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Let's freaking go.
► 00:48:16
Let's go.
► 00:48:17
That was such a good one.
► 00:48:18
That was a double shot.
► 00:48:19
What happened after?
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We're just going to say we, let's just, let's just, let's just say this show is slightly offensive.
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That would be mostly offensive.
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Let's just say, let's just say that we blacked out.
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Yeah.
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We browned out.
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A quarter blacked out.
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It's a brownout.
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Yeah, I don't remember.
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Oh, it's on video?
► 00:48:38
Oh, I don't remember.
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That's on me.
► 00:48:41
You can't prove that.
► 00:48:41
That's a deep fake.
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Guys, being on the internet, please.
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I got to hydrate after that.
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Awesome good workout.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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We weren't talking about anything.
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Hold up.
► 00:48:53
Where were we at?
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Oh, yeah.
► 00:48:54
Here we go again.
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And yep, there we are.
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Okay, we're back to Fatty.
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I was going to say, so I don't leave it up to the slow, leave it up to this show to like belabor a point and just like spend most of the show on the most useless story.
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There's like important things like the Ukraine and the gas prices and just all prices of living these days.
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But no, let's talk about this fat bitch.
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Okay.
► 00:49:18
You want to talk about Ukraine?
► 00:49:19
Fine.
► 00:49:20
Let's move on.
► 00:49:20
Let's go ahead and play video number two.
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But they know that we can't go there.
► 00:49:27
Putin is trying to bait the trap so that we go in, and that's the beginning, could be the beginning of World War III.
► 00:49:37
Putin, totally irresponsible using weapons that are not allowed under the Geneva Connect Convention.
► 00:49:43
Putin, who threatens use of chemical weapons, nuclear, and the rest.
► 00:49:49
So they know that we can't, but it's the ask.
► 00:49:52
Now, he was this morning more, let's, if we can't have an, if we can't have a no-fly zone, let us have our own.
► 00:50:02
And we need the airplanes to come in.
► 00:50:04
What?
► 00:50:06
So you.
► 00:50:06
What did she just say?
► 00:50:07
Can you tell me what?
► 00:50:08
I don't know.
► 00:50:09
I do not know what's going on there.
► 00:50:11
Let's.
► 00:50:12
Yeah.
► 00:50:13
So my point is, since you wanted to transfer to something, Russia happened to have a video because I actually do do some work here.
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Surprised.
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Yes.
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I didn't make a serious script because they told me you were coming.
► 00:50:25
I didn't know you would be willing to talk about it.
► 00:50:27
So this worked.
► 00:50:27
This is for our next show when we had a better guest on.
► 00:50:30
But then you're on, and I thought we would just keep it simple.
► 00:50:33
Keep it simple.
► 00:50:34
Did you guys hear this?
► 00:50:34
You know, this shade he's throwing at me.
► 00:50:37
That's racist.
► 00:50:39
What you just did, that's racist.
► 00:50:41
But no, let's go on.
► 00:50:42
Let's talk about Ukraine and nuclear what's habits and whatnot.
► 00:50:47
Like she was talking with her claw hand.
► 00:50:49
No one's ever called me racist, and I've been wanting to be wanting to be acknowledged for you.
► 00:50:54
I'm glad I know we have.
► 00:50:57
I'm glad somebody will finally.
► 00:50:59
That's like it is.
► 00:51:01
When people call you racist, say thank you.
► 00:51:03
Oh, thanks.
► 00:51:05
I appreciate that.
► 00:51:07
Oh, I thought I was hiding it better.
► 00:51:11
I need to work on my dog whistles.
► 00:51:13
Yeah.
► 00:51:16
They're not working.
► 00:51:16
Everybody's hearing them.
► 00:51:20
I gotta go.
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I'm going to go talk to my friend, Mr. Crow.
► 00:51:24
Where's Jim?
► 00:51:24
Where's Jim?
► 00:51:26
Jim.
► 00:51:26
He did a pretty good job at this stuff.
► 00:51:28
No, but like, so with the Ukraine stuff, okay, all I'm going to say is with the women's month, I really, I'm really proud of her because I have been like not anytime recently, but I've genuinely, one time I drank on air with Alex Jones and I didn't, like, I didn't gauge experience.
► 00:51:47
I didn't gauge it correctly.
► 00:51:49
And it's definitely crossed into the borderline of like, this was a bad idea and this is probably sinful.
► 00:51:58
Like, yeah, genuinely.
► 00:52:00
But to be fair, I'm an idiot.
► 00:52:03
And for some reason, I thought that drinking lukewarm vodka was going to lead to a great experience.
► 00:52:09
It just ended up making me look lukewarm.
► 00:52:11
But it was burned yourself.
► 00:52:13
That was good.
► 00:52:14
Well, you got to admit the truth.
► 00:52:15
I mean, it's like you can't just at first fertilize things and think that it's normal.
► 00:52:20
Yeah.
► 00:52:20
You can't do that.
► 00:52:21
Why would anybody do that?
► 00:52:22
Yeah.
► 00:52:23
We're not talking about that today, though.
► 00:52:24
No.
► 00:52:25
But we are.
► 00:52:26
That's what we're talking about.
► 00:52:26
What?
► 00:52:28
What are we talking about?
► 00:52:29
Double shot, double embryo.
► 00:52:31
No, what I was going to say is, is I've done that before.
► 00:52:33
And it was a bad decision.
► 00:52:34
And guess what?
► 00:52:35
I haven't done that since on air.
► 00:52:37
How many times does Nancy have to get drunk in front of the camera and like realize it's a bad idea to be to be drunk on camera?
► 00:52:43
Like, how much is she into it, into alcoholism?
► 00:52:46
She doesn't even realize.
► 00:52:47
She's just taking shots.
► 00:52:49
Dude, she's drunk.
► 00:52:50
I know I'll say that.
► 00:52:51
I know people say that, but that is genuinely, because that's how I sounded at the end of the interview with Alex Jones.
► 00:52:55
That's how Alex sounded too.
► 00:52:57
And there's a reason why every time we've met, we never drank again on camera together.
► 00:53:01
We always just stayed numb and going sober for life now.
► 00:53:04
It was too much.
► 00:53:05
Yeah, no, but I meant like, I meant like genuinely, like you make a mistake, you go, okay, that wasn't wise, and then you correct it.
► 00:53:11
But she's like doubles down, goes like, oh, everyone realizes that I'm drunk on camera every day and we have a potential war with Russia.
► 00:53:19
Let's ramp it up.
► 00:53:20
Double shots.
► 00:53:21
She'll take a Christmas party every day.
► 00:53:24
Now let me get on the press.
► 00:53:26
Okay.
► 00:53:26
Nuclear space airplanes.
► 00:53:30
We need Putin if could has.
► 00:53:35
She could has them.
► 00:53:36
And I'm going to say this.
► 00:53:36
When you see that, those are the people that are in charge, which is why we have record inflation going on.
► 00:53:40
It's insane.
► 00:53:40
Do you feel it?
► 00:53:41
It is insane.
► 00:53:42
What is going on?
► 00:53:43
Yeah, it's because it's Putin's fault.
► 00:53:44
It's Putin's fault.
► 00:53:45
Putin actually.
► 00:53:46
Putin putting the Putin ass.
► 00:53:49
This is a big Putin.
► 00:53:51
I'm like every establishment.
► 00:53:52
Let me rework that.
► 00:53:53
Putin putting the boop in.
► 00:53:55
No.
► 00:53:56
Go on.
► 00:53:56
Move on.
► 00:53:56
I'm going to think about this.
► 00:53:57
Who am I?
► 00:53:58
This is every establishment right-winger right now.
► 00:54:00
Putin's a bad guy.
► 00:54:01
Putin's a meanie.
► 00:54:02
Pew, Putin, Pew.
► 00:54:05
We switched from COVID to Putin.
► 00:54:08
And you know, it's interesting.
► 00:54:09
We switched from COVID to Putin.
► 00:54:11
Same people telling us all the bullshit about COVID, telling us the bullshit about Putin.
► 00:54:18
But a lot of people.
► 00:54:19
Povid.
► 00:54:20
Povin.
► 00:54:20
Putin.
► 00:54:22
COVID.
► 00:54:22
Putin.
► 00:54:24
Putin 19.
► 00:54:27
Putin 19.
► 00:54:29
15 days.
► 00:54:30
That should be a stopping invasion.
► 00:54:31
That should be a merch.
► 00:54:32
That should be a merch.
► 00:54:33
Yes.
► 00:54:33
Remind you, actually, that's actually happening.
► 00:54:36
That's true.
► 00:54:36
But I'm going to tell you this.
► 00:54:37
Putin is out there right now.
► 00:54:38
And I'm going to say this is so serious.
► 00:54:41
We do have record inflation and it's absolutely insane.
► 00:54:44
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And we have to spell it out.
► 00:56:00
People wonder why do we spell it out?
► 00:56:01
Yeah, because there are blind viewers.
► 00:56:03
Yeah, they can't see.
► 00:56:04
So, you have to spell it out.
► 00:56:05
You got to be inclusive.
► 00:56:06
Yeah, so that's what we have the, I think that's what you were going for down here with the Barbies was inclusivity.
► 00:56:12
Well, that's the reason why I always say this.
► 00:56:14
So, you should know this is an audio-only podcast.
► 00:56:16
You should download this wherever you get your podcast, Google Plays, Spotify.
► 00:56:20
Yes, give it a story.
► 00:56:21
Star, five stars.
► 00:56:21
No, not a star, five stars.
► 00:56:23
Yeah, multiple stars.
► 00:56:24
Yes, multiple stars.
► 00:56:25
And leave a review.
► 00:56:26
It's free.
► 00:56:26
It doesn't cost you anything.
► 00:56:27
But also, at the same time, I'm going to say what's really kind of cool is that if you actually are blind, which we literally do, I found this.
► 00:56:33
I started calling them blind viewers.
► 00:56:34
I found out people watch the show that are blind, which that doesn't make sense.
► 00:56:38
I have a blind viewer.
► 00:56:39
Yeah, he's a good guy.
► 00:56:40
How do you watch something though?
► 00:56:41
Blind Kyle.
► 00:56:42
So everything's audio on the screen.
► 00:56:44
Just imagine.
► 00:56:45
It's like it's a guaranteed.
► 00:56:46
See, they're actually blessed because we can only get audio-only podcasts on a few platforms.
► 00:56:51
They can get audio-only on all platforms.
► 00:56:54
It's like a super power.
► 00:56:55
It's like, why do you get podcasts a lot?
► 00:56:56
Are they levels of greatness?
► 00:56:59
Yeah.
► 00:56:59
That's so sad.
► 00:57:01
And also, too, I found out this show is so confusing.
► 00:57:02
I don't think it's great that YouTube can't auto.
► 00:57:04
YouTube, I think, stopped auto-captioning the show.
► 00:57:06
I think we got in trouble actually.
► 00:57:07
So I think we stopped auto-captioning it.
► 00:57:09
Sorry about that.
► 00:57:09
I don't know if that's true, but people keep telling me it's true.
► 00:57:11
I believe you.
► 00:57:12
Wait.
► 00:57:12
But that's not, that's for the deaf, not the blind.
► 00:57:15
That's the difference.
► 00:57:16
No, I meant that.
► 00:57:16
So, like, we have a problem because if you can't hear, those who have ears to hear, let them hear what I'm about to say.
► 00:57:23
I do want to say this.
► 00:57:24
It is pretty dumb with what's going on in Ukraine.
► 00:57:27
You know, I know we've been talking about it on the show.
► 00:57:29
You guys have been tracking with me, but I want to know if this is verifiable.
► 00:57:34
But it seems like there is an individual that said this, that in December of 2021, the UN vote to curb support for neo-Nazism, which I didn't know there until there was a problem.
► 00:57:44
There was a crime for that.
► 00:57:45
But I didn't know until Ukraine that there was this.
► 00:57:48
I didn't know about the Azov Battalion in Ukraine.
► 00:57:49
I didn't know we were training neo-Nazis.
► 00:57:51
And I also didn't know that we have, we bring our people from America, the glowies, basically go train with the Azov Battalion, come back.
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Which is interesting.
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Yeah, I didn't know that the CIA coaxes Americans to fly to Ukraine, train, get radicalized, come back so that they can create a fake threat of white supremacy.
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I didn't know that until this year.
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I did not know that we were doing that.
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That's interesting.
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And that they admit that they do that.
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So there you go.
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So apparently, and you can also verify this.
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I didn't verify this.
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I couldn't verify this because I don't know the source, but it looks like a couple, there were some no votes and two nations voted no, which was Ukraine and the United States.
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Now, I don't even care if this is genuinely true because what my point is, is that the funny part about this is that genuinely we are promoting neo-Nazism in Ukraine.
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Yeah.
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So it doesn't even matter if this is really the vote.
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And again, I couldn't verify this.
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So if you're in the audience, you guys are smarter than me.
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If you're watching this and you know if this is false or true, let me know because I would love to like expand upon this.
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Write an article on it or something if it's true.
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If it's not true, then it's like, this is the kind of quality you get here.
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It's slightly offensive.
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I mean, and but I meant like what is funny is that because we actually do support neo-Nazism in Ukraine, it was hard for, I couldn't support it.
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Not we, not us.
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Wait, what was it?
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I had, there's dust in the sky.
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I can see it.
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Yeah, the lights.
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I said, we don't support neo-Nazism in Ukraine.
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Wait, what was it?
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Little thing you just did.
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I didn't do anything.
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He just said, we don't support neo-Nazism in Ukraine.
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That thing right there, you just did do it again?
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I'm not doing anything.
► 00:59:28
What?
► 00:59:30
Now back to this question.
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What were we talking about?
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You just did it when you.
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There was a full shot of me, and then you did a thing over there with your face.
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no i didn't oh Yeah, let's talk about my face.
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Continue.
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There's neo-Nazis in Ukraine, and we are trying to tell people that we don't support them.
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So can you just ignore?
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Can you please keep on the please?
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We, the United States, not me, the United States.
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Not you.
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Like I was saying, I was saying that.
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We, I said, not me and you.
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But the United States.
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The United States of America.
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No, but on a real note, I genuinely didn't know that there was a full neo-Nazi brigade and that, and they go.
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That's nuts.
► 01:00:21
I didn't hear about that.
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I didn't know about that until just now.
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Are you serious?
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That's insane.
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No, you actually.
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No, I legit did not know.
► 01:00:27
You didn't know that the main battalions for the Ukraine army literally use swastikas on their cars and have the sonorat.
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And if you look at Getty, they all have Nazi symbolism on their, they're literally fascist neo-Nazis.
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Yeah, and that's why Putin said he's getting rid of the neo-Nazis because they literally have, they're literally neo-Nazis.
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And we radicalized, the CIA, John McCain's been there.
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We've had, I think, it's been a long time.
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It's darn CIA, man.
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McCain, yeah.
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So they went there and they trained and radicalized and armed the neo-Nazis.
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And then they've been shelling and terrorizing Russians in the eastern province.
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And then we send a lot of people to go get trained and radicalized.
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They trick them to go there and then we arrest them for committing crimes in America.
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So what you're saying is stand with Ukraine.
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Put it in the hashtag.
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Standing with the Ukrainian government is standing with Nazism.
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And I would say this: you can stand with the Ukrainian people, but you must also stand with the Russian people.
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Fair.
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Because if you're standing for people, it's a bit at all.
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I think that's totally fair.
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Yeah, if you're standing for people.
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I stand for people.
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If you're standing for people, then you need to say, yeah, like in the midst of this, if you think Putin's bad, but you think Zelensky's good, you're a fucking moron.
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You're a moron.
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But if you say, look, just because Zelensky's administration is highly corrupt, used to funnel money and is used as a proxy for America.
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Yeah, literally, literally.
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Literally actors in the world.
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One dancing with the stars in Ukraine that the president did.
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So you're literally an actor who played a president in a movie.
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He's an actor.
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So that's fine.
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You can say Putin's bad.
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Nothing weird.
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And Ukraine's bad and say, I don't like the governments of both.
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But if you say that the Ukraine is good, you are an idiot because you don't understand what's going on.
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You are on Twitter.
► 01:02:03
Yeah, you're just on Twitter.
► 01:02:05
You've been watching TikTok hot chicks with nice people.
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You know how much hell you got?
► 01:02:10
I got so much heat for saying I didn't care about the Ukraine issue.
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I got so much heat.
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So many people, you're just so you don't know how to empathize with people.
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I'm like, dude, you don't know what is going on there.
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That's why I'm saying I do not care because I don't know.
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I don't know the geopolitics between these two countries.
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I don't know what's going on.
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I could be like championing two Hitlers over there.
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I have no clue.
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So I'm going to say I don't care.
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Yeah, it's genuinely, we genuinely have a real problem with this idea that the more I look into it, the more I realize really how corrupt it is and why Madison Cawthorne a couple years ago was talking about how literally he said Zelensky and the entire administration is corrupt.
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It's such a bad country.
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And now he's getting shit for it.
► 01:02:51
Like, because Ukraine's good.
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It's like, no, they're all the good guys now.
► 01:02:54
We're supposed to put the emoji flag in our name.
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I got to say, just.
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Oh, man.
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It's so sad what's happening.
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Don't feel bad that you don't know what's going on because I just want to remind people I found this meme.
► 01:03:03
This is a real quote.
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And I've seen the video.
► 01:03:05
Maybe you haven't.
► 01:03:06
When asked about what we should do about Ukraine, Kamala Harris said, it is time for us to do what we have been doing.
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And that time is every day.
► 01:03:14
What a nothing statement.
► 01:03:16
What a nothing.
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Like, you're not to say things and have things said.
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And I think the time for saying things is these times.
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There are times not to say, did you watch the whole concert?
► 01:03:30
She was like, and then she goes, you know, and after this, she goes, pregnant people.
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Just that was your transition.
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You're like, old people.
► 01:03:36
Anyway, yeah.
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We've got to do.
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I need to work on my impression of her because I intentionally do bad ones, but this is literally my impression of her.
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Here we go.
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I've never done it.
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I've never really done a full action.
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All right, guys.
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It's time to do in this moment.
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It is time for us to do what we have been doing.
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And that time is every day.
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You know, her intonation.
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She's always, it never, no, but it never, it's like, it's like, you're never just like, hey, you know, it's time for us to do what we've been doing every day.
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It's just, it is, it's time for us to do what we have to been do.
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I would thank you to you.
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And other things that you should be the vice.
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You just told me right now you have no fucking clue what's going on.
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That is the first qualification to right now be the vice president of the United States.
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You should run for office.
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I think so, too.
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Congratulations.
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You should run for office.
► 01:04:41
I want to say this too.
► 01:04:41
Like, not you're not the only one who doesn't know what's going on.
► 01:04:43
There's a bunch of these epic, let me give one second.
► 01:04:45
You have a bunch of these epic journalists posting their own L's.
► 01:04:48
So this one was a Patricia Arquette verified.
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Oh, this is a great thing.
► 01:04:51
You know, like they said, kick Russia out of NATO.
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Ooh.
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I don't think I'm going to tell her.
► 01:05:01
Who is Patricia?
► 01:05:03
I'm glad to say I don't know, but since she's verified and she looks like she's speaking at the Oscars, I'm assuming she's an actress or some sort of like producer or something.
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Yes, an actress.
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Or facetious.
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Leave it up to Gay Tupac to know who Patricia Arquette is.
► 01:05:15
Yeah, Patricia Arquette.
► 01:05:17
That one was pretty bad.
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I'm going to say that one.
► 01:05:19
Then there's this one as well, which is so it says it's not unreasonable to expect all Russian people you engage with to explicitly condemn Putin.
► 01:05:28
Silence is complicity.
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You want to meet people who are Russian.
► 01:05:33
He wants them all to be like, I condemn Putin.
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I do not like the Putin.
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Putin bad.
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And Russia Putin, you.
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And I don't like Putin.
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Russian.
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Also, I can probably get freaking killed if I say that.
► 01:05:49
That's why they don't see anything.
► 01:05:50
Did you see that one story where it was like Russian supermodel speaks out against Putin is found dead in a suit?
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You see what I mean?
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That is what I mean.
► 01:05:59
Like that story right there could be me.
► 01:06:00
I don't know.
► 01:06:01
But then you read the story.
► 01:06:03
But you read the story and it goes, she spoke out against Putin.
► 01:06:06
Nothing happened for like two years.
► 01:06:08
Then she got into like a domestic with her ex-boyfriend or like her boyfriend and then he murdered her and then like dismembered her.
► 01:06:14
And it was like she got, yeah, she, so she got, she got like killed by her like right, her boyfriend, which is not funny, but it was like horrible.
► 01:06:21
Not good.
► 01:06:21
Hey, so you know, since she's apparently her first on a show, can you bring that mic back in?
► 01:06:24
Thank you.
► 01:06:25
People actually, some people, there's at least somebody out there that might want to hear you.
► 01:06:30
I'm not even gonna, I might okay.
► 01:06:33
Can we continue?
► 01:06:34
Yeah, I don't know why you keep stopping the show.
► 01:06:38
I'm a professional.
► 01:06:40
I okay, thank you.
► 01:06:42
Interesting.
► 01:06:42
It's not even is this a bit because it's not funny.
► 01:06:45
It's not a bit.
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Okay, moving on.
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Kiss me.
► 01:06:50
I do want to say my favorite thing, though, has been this.
► 01:06:52
I want to say the highlight of the Russian conflict has been truly a Wonder One hero has risen, and it's not the ghost of Kiev.
► 01:07:01
And it is somebody that I want to say I usually fat shame, but this is, I'm going to give this a very rare honorary hero award.
► 01:07:09
Wow.
► 01:07:10
To an obese person.
► 01:07:11
Because since I learned that obese people might be have anorexia, you never know.
► 01:07:17
Check this out from the New York Post if you haven't seen this already.
► 01:07:19
There is a video for it, but I don't think we have a copyright for it.
► 01:07:21
Russian McDonald's fan chains himself to eatery in an attempt to prevent closing.
► 01:07:25
McDonald's is leaving, which, by the way, I don't know how this helps us if any way.
► 01:07:29
We're just creating an iron curtain.
► 01:07:31
We were doing it ourselves, but in like a virtue, it's a virtuous thing.
► 01:07:34
But I feel like we're creating, we're like, we went from Gorbachev, tear down that wall to let's build the again.
► 01:07:42
So we didn't get a Southern built another wall with Russia.
► 01:07:46
Yeah.
► 01:07:46
Let's take all of our entertainment, all of our food representatives, you know, from America.
► 01:07:52
Let's stop interacting with them from on Twitter, TikTok, or YouTube.
► 01:07:57
Take it all away.
► 01:07:59
So now the people are just completely behind that iron curtain, alone, unable to get their voices out.
► 01:08:06
I like that.
► 01:08:06
You know, that seems to be a trend with global communities.
► 01:08:13
Yeah, I was going to say, but it does tell me this, though.
► 01:08:17
I think if there's anybody in the world that deserves McDonald's, it's this guy.
► 01:08:21
I want to send him a huge fan.
► 01:08:23
We should drop.
► 01:08:24
He's a huge fan.
► 01:08:25
You're correct.
► 01:08:25
We should airdrop him McDonald's.
► 01:08:28
Every time he McDonald's, I feel bad because I know this guy wants it more than I do.
► 01:08:31
Yeah, but you know what?
► 01:08:32
The problem, though, with that plan, you'd have to have like some kind of warmer or a fryer on the aircraft you're dropping it from because you don't want to give him like stale fries.
► 01:08:42
You're going to have like those fresh McDonald's fries.
► 01:08:44
Yeah.
► 01:08:45
You know?
► 01:08:45
Yeah.
► 01:08:45
No, and I, and I'm saying, what's what's interesting, though, about this fight where it's not serious.
► 01:08:49
Okay, we're paying TikTokers to promote the news.
► 01:08:52
Yeah.
► 01:08:53
This is the same model we used for COVID.
► 01:08:55
People are buying the propaganda that Ukraine is a good country.
► 01:08:58
A lot of people are buying it.
► 01:08:59
It's scary to me.
► 01:09:01
It is absolutely more than concerning.
► 01:09:04
Like genuinely, people that I love have, you know, people that I know have called me and talked to me.
► 01:09:09
Like, why do I not support Ukraine?
► 01:09:11
I have never supported Ukraine.
► 01:09:13
Consistent.
► 01:09:14
And also, too, like, I have a new, I have a new TikTok editor that we're going to grow the TikTok because God knows that this show needs to go on to TikTok.
► 01:09:20
Yeah.
► 01:09:20
So we're going to, we're going to, we have a lot of ways we're growing, actually.
► 01:09:22
I'm really excited.
► 01:09:24
So a new TikTok editor.
► 01:09:26
Grower, not a shower.
► 01:09:27
Exactly.
► 01:09:28
We don't have a lot to show, but we, but we're, but when we grow, we're a force to be reckoned with.
► 01:09:32
But he was like going through.
► 01:09:33
He's like, oh, yeah, the Jossie Smollett being released thing.
► 01:09:35
Yeah.
► 01:09:36
We looked at the video.
► 01:09:36
We had a video called Stop Fake Hate Crimes, which was like days after this Jussie Smollett thing happened, where we called it a hoax.
► 01:09:43
And we put the clip up, and it is, it is a, I'm going to see if I can don't go to my screen yet.
► 01:09:49
I'm going to open, I'm just going to open the video without sound in the moment.
► 01:09:53
We'll work on this in the future.
► 01:09:55
But like, so if you can go to my, what the hell?
► 01:09:58
Yeah, if you go to my screen.
► 01:09:59
So I walked around UCLA with Jesse Smollett.
► 01:10:02
This is right after it happened.
► 01:10:04
Yes.
► 01:10:04
And no one believed us.
► 01:10:05
No one believed us.
► 01:10:06
Like, this is for sure a hoax.
► 01:10:07
So this was a, so we've been pretty, we've been pretty on the bullshit for a while.
► 01:10:12
Like we, like, I mean this in genuine, like, we do keep a really light heart.
► 01:10:15
And I think it's kind of like the art of war where someone, and I, if you're new to the show, someone asked me, I don't get it.
► 01:10:20
So is Elijah actually retarded or is he actually smart?
► 01:10:23
And I said, both.
► 01:10:24
So what if I get to the point?
► 01:10:25
That's the magic time.
► 01:10:26
That's the magic.
► 01:10:27
Magic is like the art of war is like you don't flex, but you show that you're not a retard, not by acting like you know things.
► 01:10:32
It's when you can tell bullshit.
► 01:10:33
I believe that's the biggest thing.
► 01:10:35
Everyone's got their Gator and their radar and their sonar.
► 01:10:38
And I have my bullshit dar.
► 01:10:40
Yeah.
► 01:10:41
Retardar.
► 01:10:42
That's what we should call it.
► 01:10:43
The retardar.
► 01:10:43
The retardar.
► 01:10:45
Yeah, TM, the retardar.
► 01:10:46
As I'm like, I'm like, okay, you can smell things.
► 01:10:48
Dude, I don't, I don't, and I'm not saying this because my point is, if you watching this, you are smarter than me.
► 01:10:55
So when I'm talking about myself here, I'm not boasting because I'm saying I'm not as smart as you and you're much smarter than I'm not joking.
► 01:11:01
You watch the show because you know, it's not like we try to flex on you and like act like we don't try to, you know, because we're really, really, really smart.
► 01:11:09
Garrett and I are known for being like the smartest.
► 01:11:11
Like we were big, like big brain boys.
► 01:11:13
That's what they call us.
► 01:11:14
Like people are like, oh, Garrett, oh, the smart guy.
► 01:11:16
And I'm like, yes.
► 01:11:17
Yeah, oh, Elijah, that really, really smart guy?
► 01:11:19
That genius that had someone eat Greta Thunderberg's poop off her fingers on a show?
► 01:11:24
That guy?
► 01:11:25
Yeah.
► 01:11:25
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:11:27
I'm not, I don't come out and you know, start swinging my dick because obviously there's not much to do there.
► 01:11:33
But I also, on the metaphorically, metaphorically speaking, I'm not trying to swing my dick out in public.
► 01:11:38
I go, what you see is a lot of these smart people on the right are buying this bullshit, which shows me they're not smart.
► 01:11:46
They might be intelligent in terms of like a higher IQ, but they're buying the narrative.
► 01:11:50
Yeah.
► 01:11:51
And the key thing is there's a lot of that going on, dude.
► 01:11:53
There's a lot of that.
► 01:11:54
That's what I like.
► 01:11:55
We switched the same people that were peddling bullshit before are still peddling the bullshit.
► 01:12:02
Why all of a sudden do you think that they're not peddling bullshit, dude?
► 01:12:05
It's the same correlation.
► 01:12:06
Go look at the people who pushed the Jussie Smollett hoax.
► 01:12:09
They pushed the COVID hoax.
► 01:12:11
They pushed the Ukraine hoax.
► 01:12:13
They just keep pushing the bullshit.
► 01:12:15
The same people.
► 01:12:16
People.
► 01:12:17
that was my line i thought i thought it was kind of like a there'll always be a little bit of black in you that comes out It's part of my DNA.
► 01:12:26
Okay.
► 01:12:26
I can't deny it.
► 01:12:28
But I thought that was more of like a person stealing something very different.
► 01:12:30
We were going together.
► 01:12:31
It was like a duet.
► 01:12:32
It was like a duet.
► 01:12:33
We were on the same wave.
► 01:12:35
No, well, that's with you, too.
► 01:12:37
It's not about trying to appear.
► 01:12:38
And this one wanted you to know when, as you're listening to this, you don't have to try to appear smart because no one will ever think you're smart because the only people that get to be smart are the ones that agree with the narrative.
► 01:12:48
Being smart in the world means being of the world.
► 01:12:52
And we are in the world, but we are not of it.
► 01:12:54
So we are not to be like people who are trying to appear or be thought of as smart because you have to believe lies and push lies to be revered.
► 01:13:02
You will not get Disney Plus was not going to make a documentary about how wonderful and sanctified you are unless you're literally a satanic piece of shit who lies to the public.
► 01:13:10
And people are going to be able to do it.
► 01:13:11
Interestingly keep doing that.
► 01:13:12
Yeah.
► 01:13:12
You know, Beyonce, Mauchies.
► 01:13:15
Right.
► 01:13:16
But do you know what I'm saying?
► 01:13:17
Though it's like, so why can't you?
► 01:13:18
You have, like, in order to be considered a woman, even we saw before, or a genius, smart person, you have to buy the narrative, push the narrative, and not question anything along the way.
► 01:13:31
Yeah, it's like, it's like literally, because even that, it's like Rachel Levine also got nominated for the year.
► 01:13:36
My point is, like, even if you're like a trans, like Blair and you try to look like a girl, you're not, you're not going to get nominated for woman of the year.
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They're going to pick an actual dude in a petrol dip.
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Like, you know what I mean?
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Like the most unfemale thing possible.
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Barely even any effort just kind of like threw on literally a trash bag.
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And now you're woman of the year.
► 01:14:01
Look at you.
► 01:14:01
Look what you've done.
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That's what I'm saying.
► 01:14:03
You've gone through your whole life being a man, but now you're to be celebrated by the world.
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You become of the world, which means that you are antithetical to God.
► 01:14:11
And that because of that, my point is, is that it doesn't take a lot to see the truth.
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You don't have to be a Christian to see the truth, but if you don't know God, then you don't know the truth.
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And the truth hasn't set you free.
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And that's what it says.
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The truth sets you free.
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And those who are free are free indeed.
► 01:14:23
Meaning, genuinely speaking, when you know the truth and you know this, you can recognize a lie.
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You don't spend time trying to study the lies.
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You recognize, you study the truth.
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What is the truth?
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And then you can easily tell when something's a scam.
► 01:14:36
And so when you know, you know, the truth about what's going on, let's say with Trump, and that there aren't actually hate crimes happening from Trump supporters to black people, when one happens, you immediately go, okay, radar up.
► 01:14:48
This doesn't actually happen.
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Investigate.
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Yes.
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Let me look.
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It doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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I don't want to have confidence in questions before I confirm and start saying things.
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Right.
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And then COVID.
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To make sure you go, okay, they've like, because I bought it.
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I honestly, the first two weeks, I was, I think I was like everybody where I was just like, okay, let's take two weeks.
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Whatever.
► 01:15:05
I was never in it.
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I'm going to take it right now.
► 01:15:07
I was never in it.
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Do you know what I know?
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Do you know what the problem was?
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What was it?
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I was one of the first people in so in LA.
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I was in a room in DC with somebody who one of the first cases of COVID.
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Really?
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And when I came back, the city of public health asked me to do a 15-day quarantine before we were even asked.
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This is before that.
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Oh, damn.
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No, so I'm doing like patients.
► 01:15:30
I didn't do their 15 days.
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I did my own.
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Meaning, and I actually, after a few days, I just violated it.
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No, because they told me, like, you have to kind of delayed development.
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We don't know much about this.
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You might die.
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And I was going, what the fuck is COVID?
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I don't know what this is.
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And I'm like, no clue.
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You're in a room with someone with COVID.
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I'm like, hey, I want to know what this is.
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What's COVID?
► 01:15:45
I was like, I don't know what that even means.
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Like, I was literally like that.
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I was like, I don't, what is a COVID?
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And what they're saying is that apparently it's been something that's been in a lot of time.
► 01:15:52
I go on Twitter and it's like, there's people like seizuring in China and like falling down.
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I'm like, shit, I was in the room with the COVID.
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I'm like, oh my God, that could be me.
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It's like, it's Ebola, man.
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No, I didn't know what it was.
► 01:16:00
I didn't even know what it was.
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And I was like, and they were like, they're like, yeah, it's delayed.
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They might have delayed development.
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And so I was like, so Los Angeles Public Health.
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And it's actually funny.
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My church was one of the first churches that had to shut down and sanitize the whole church.
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They had to shut out sanitize the whole church in LA because with the tent up with the rainbow.
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They had to literally shut it down and sanitize everything.
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It's like before the country was asked to like shut down.
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Yeah.
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I somehow got involved in COVID.
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And that's how I knew it was bullshit before, because I was like, wait a second.
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You sniffed it before everybody else.
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And nobody in the room died and the person didn't die and nothing happened.
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It was like, okay.
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Wait.
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And then I went, wait a second.
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Wait.
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And then I went, wait a second.
► 01:16:35
It's weird that one of the first patients was at a CPAC at a conservative committee and that made the news that the conservatives had the first super spreader event.
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And I went, huh?
► 01:16:47
I'm not, I'm not telepathic.
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I don't, I mean, I am, but I'm not.
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And I'm like, no, but I'm telling people, like, this is how your process works.
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You're going, yeah.
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Nobody died.
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It was all the Democrat stations are freaking out.
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They're starting to say that the Republicans started the spread, yet nobody died.
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Okay, I think there's something fishy.
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Now you investigate.
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Yeah, and congratulations, by the way, on being better than me on never being in a research.
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I will.
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Congratulations.
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Take that.
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Are you going to clap?
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No, I wouldn't.
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I was waiting for the clap.
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How does it feel having to clap?
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I mean, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't know because you didn't do it.
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Yeah, I'll give you a clap.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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It was nice.
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It's fun.
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It was really genuine.
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I'm going to say, I think it's mainly out of just more retardation, like we were talking about before.
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Is, you know, it just didn't concern me like any of it.
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So like we were friends around were freaking out.
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We were like, oh, wash your hands and you got to like at all times, like every time you touch a doorknob or touch this or whatever, you got to get this hand sanitizer and squirt it all over your body and rub yourself down.
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And then you got to put on gloves and go to the store and then you got to wear a mask and a shield and the whole top, you know, burqa.
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And I was like, no, I don't think so.
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I don't think I'm going to do that.
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And it just worked out.
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So I just kind of retard stumble into well, that's how I ended up in Texas because I just wouldn't do it.
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And it started to get to the point where I'm in LA.
► 01:18:12
Like I said, you're just like, no, I couldn't get into like stores and stuff.
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So it was like, I was like, all right, I just got to move states because I can't do this.
► 01:18:18
That was literally what I told my wife.
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I was like, we literally moved so fast.
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It was like, I just told her one day.
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I'm like, hey, we're leaving.
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And then 30 days we were gone.
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Yeah.
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Just like, we're like, I don't know.
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How what kind of person does do you have to be where something like you can't go into a store doesn't put up a red flag for you?
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Well, that's what I'm saying.
► 01:18:34
Like Ergo, right?
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Like you, you're like, you go, but I'm saying, like, the first couple of weeks, I'm saying with COVID, with the propaganda, just like the Ukraine war, there's all the videos out.
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Yeah.
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And you're going, you have to get better at sniffing bullshit.
► 01:18:45
I'm going, I don't know if this is true or not, but I've heard of SARS and bird flu and stuff.
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Those are serious.
► 01:18:51
Maybe that thing you were doing earlier.
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I didn't do anything earlier.
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I'm saying literally, maybe these were these two from a bat.
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Right.
► 01:19:04
Yeah.
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From a natural causing battle.
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Batman.
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Did you see the Batman movie?
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That's what we're talking about.
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Yeah, the Batman.
► 01:19:09
But I'm going to say that it's what I'm saying is initially I was like, it was the first couple of weeks.
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I wasn't freaking, I didn't freak out.
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I was just like, what is going on?
► 01:19:16
It's like assessing the situation.
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Yeah, like, what's happening?
► 01:19:18
And like, again, after like three or four maybe days in my apartment, I'm like, okay, I have no symptoms.
► 01:19:24
I'm not like there's what?
► 01:19:29
So then it was like, so then I just never, after that, I was just like, all right, this is a scam.
► 01:19:33
And I just didn't buy any of the bullshit.
► 01:19:35
And that was basically it.
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I don't know how people still are believing this stuff, but I am going to say it was.
► 01:19:41
You see that there were, this is going on YouTube, right?
► 01:19:45
Yes.
► 01:19:45
The Foser leader was like, you know, you have to take a fifth dose.
► 01:19:53
And I was like, dog, who is taking fifth?
► 01:19:57
We're on five now, dog.
► 01:19:58
Five.
► 01:20:00
Imagine still going down that road.
► 01:20:02
And it's like, we're already in Ukraine now.
► 01:20:04
Nobody cares about this.
► 01:20:05
We're moved on.
► 01:20:06
Okay.
► 01:20:06
The news has moved on.
► 01:20:08
Did they take?
► 01:20:08
I haven't watched CNN in a little while.
► 01:20:10
Have they taken away the purple death counter?
► 01:20:13
They moved that on the street.
► 01:20:14
CNN's still in the air.
► 01:20:15
I honestly don't know.
► 01:20:16
Is it still around?
► 01:20:17
Once I left the show, I'm not watching CNN ever again.
► 01:20:21
Where I don't know what CNN is.
► 01:20:24
It's a communist news network.
► 01:20:26
It's true.
► 01:20:27
No, I was going to say genuinely.
► 01:20:28
That's what I'm saying, though.
► 01:20:29
But it was the same people, then Jussie Smollett, then the COVID.
► 01:20:32
And this is the same thing that's happening.
► 01:20:33
And again, just eat stuff right up.
► 01:20:35
It's every event, but I mean, it's just the same thing that's been happening.
► 01:20:38
Before that, it was everyone's a Nazi who likes Trump and Trump didn't condemn white supremacists.
► 01:20:42
And it's just a constant Kavanaugh before that.
► 01:20:45
It was like more lies.
► 01:20:46
That's what was like after a while of covering this stuff so closely.
► 01:20:50
And like Kyle Rittenhouse, right?
► 01:20:53
Same thing.
► 01:20:54
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:20:54
From day one, day one, we are covering this stuff.
► 01:20:57
So I'm like intimately acquainted with the story.
► 01:21:02
All the lies came out a year and a half later, continuing to say things that were just blatantly wrong.
► 01:21:08
Like he shot black people.
► 01:21:10
They still crossed state lines.
► 01:21:13
All this bullshit.
► 01:21:13
And it's like, dude, we knew these facts the day it happened and the day after it happened.
► 01:21:19
Everything was out and available.
► 01:21:21
I can't see.
► 01:21:22
I don't understand how a news organization can then come out and say, well, you know, we just found out this information.
► 01:21:27
It just came out.
► 01:21:29
No, it didn't.
► 01:21:29
It was the day after we covered it.
► 01:21:31
We put it out there.
► 01:21:32
We told everybody, hey, you know, this is what's going on.
► 01:21:36
And now all this stuff's coming out.
► 01:21:37
No, you're bullshit.
► 01:21:39
And people are like, how do you know he's not racist?
► 01:21:40
I'm like, I called him.
► 01:21:42
I talked to him.
► 01:21:43
I went to his house and talked to his family.
► 01:21:45
That just means you're connected, bro.
► 01:21:47
Are you chilling for him?
► 01:21:48
No, I like called him.
► 01:21:50
And this is early on, too.
► 01:21:50
Like, I'm spoken to his team and I know what's going on.
► 01:21:53
And they don't even care.
► 01:21:54
No, but they literally don't care.
► 01:21:56
And it is alarming to me, though, genuinely in all of this.
► 01:21:59
It's okay, too.
► 01:22:00
Like, when you might have just woken up to the BS and what's going on in life, you might have just been in a position where you were duped and you woke up out of it.
► 01:22:06
We call it like red pilling.
► 01:22:07
You're like, you get out of the BS.
► 01:22:09
But it is so crazy that we are still in the position to where people see like they're barely now seeing that Jossie Smollett was faked a hate crime.
► 01:22:19
They're barely now starting to wake up the pandemic.
► 01:22:21
And right as they're waking up, realizing that maybe, just maybe it's all been a lie, they have Ukraine flags in their social media bios.
► 01:22:29
And you go, guys, guys, slow down.
► 01:22:32
Don't just jump on the next bandwagon.
► 01:22:34
What are you doing?
► 01:22:35
There was an article.
► 01:22:37
I'm so tired of this.
► 01:22:37
Do you know what I'm saying?
► 01:22:38
I'm so tired of this.
► 01:22:39
I don't want to fuck any more bullshit.
► 01:22:40
The New York Post just came out and said that the Biden Hunter Biden laptop is confirmed.
► 01:22:46
Yeah.
► 01:22:46
Like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?
► 01:22:49
You're so late.
► 01:22:50
Imagine being a news network and being this late to the news.
► 01:22:55
That's how you sniff the bullshit because you're like, if you were an actual news network that is unbiased, you would be reporting this massive story that's happening right now.
► 01:23:04
And you're not.
► 01:23:05
So you're full of bullshit.
► 01:23:06
I don't believe anything you're ever going to say at all because you're not covering things fairly.
► 01:23:14
But there's so many people like you're saying.
► 01:23:17
So I'm saying, like, it'll come out.
► 01:23:18
Yeah.
► 01:23:19
It's more like a year and a half late.
► 01:23:22
When you, if you could have done it when it came out, we might be in a completely different situation where gas prices isn't out the roof and I could go buy a house for a reasonable price.
► 01:23:32
And maybe, just maybe.
► 01:23:33
Are you a homeowner yet?
► 01:23:34
No, not yet.
► 01:23:35
Me neither.
► 01:23:36
I would like to be.
► 01:23:36
Me too.
► 01:23:38
Me too.
► 01:23:39
I have this.
► 01:23:39
Hashtag.
► 01:23:41
No, I would too.
► 01:23:41
And then I looked and I'm like, it's insane.
► 01:23:43
Even if you, I know a realtor friend of mine, and he was helping this couple bid, and they bid $247,000 above asking price.
► 01:23:51
Then someone outbid them and paid cash.
► 01:23:53
And so they ended up paying a little over a million for the house in cash.
► 01:23:56
I know, but I'm saying, that's my point.
► 01:23:57
It's like, I just can't compete with these cash things.
► 01:24:00
I can't.
► 01:24:00
Okay.
► 01:24:01
I don't know if you guys know this.
► 01:24:02
I know it's hard to believe by the quality of the show, but I know it's hard to believe that I'm not rich, but I am going to say this.
► 01:24:11
It's hard to think about.
► 01:24:12
That was an expensive collector.
► 01:24:14
And look at you.
► 01:24:15
It's hard to believe.
► 01:24:16
You're not super rich.
► 01:24:17
You would never have thought.
► 01:24:18
Look at all this ice I got right here.
► 01:24:19
Look at that.
► 01:24:20
I would have never thought you look like a rich person.
► 01:24:23
True story, though.
► 01:24:24
People are rich.
► 01:24:24
Don't try to look rich.
► 01:24:26
That's actually a true state.
► 01:24:26
But I don't decide.
► 01:24:27
I meant genuinely, like, you have to just be from California.
► 01:24:29
It sold a house for a million dollars or happened to actually be.
► 01:24:32
I have a friend literally that just moved from California, paid in cash because everything is so cheaper here than it is in California.
► 01:24:41
In California, it is like getting a discount on life moving outside of California.
► 01:24:46
You can just walk in and go, oh, well, I'll just outbid every single other person that actually lives in Texas and grew up in Texas and then get a house.
► 01:24:54
And nobody in Texas that had lived there can move because everything is so hiked up.
► 01:25:01
I'm waiting for the bubble to bust so then I can move.
► 01:25:04
That'd be nice.
► 01:25:05
Yeah, I'm renting and I looked in my neighborhood to buy homes and I felt like I was back in California.
► 01:25:11
The prices are nuts.
► 01:25:12
They're like $1.2 to $3.8 million.
► 01:25:14
And I was, I'll just, I'm going to rent.
► 01:25:17
Yeah.
► 01:25:18
You know, maybe I'm not ready to take that step.
► 01:25:21
Yeah.
► 01:25:21
Maybe.
► 01:25:22
I thought I was, but looking at the fact that I do my job with Barbies in a broom closet, I don't think I'll be able to afford one of these.
► 01:25:30
I'm not in that league.
► 01:25:32
I think I don't think I can afford this neighborhood.
► 01:25:35
I was like, yeah.
► 01:25:37
But no, but genuinely speaking, but on jokes aside, I mean, that is crazy that you would have never believed this in Texas.
► 01:25:43
We're talking about just a normal neighborhood in Texas.
► 01:25:45
We're talking about one to three, almost $4 million for homes that, by the way, are in very nice homes in a very nice city, but also it's that's LA prices.
► 01:25:52
So it just, it is.
► 01:25:53
It's crazy.
► 01:25:54
It is.
► 01:25:54
It is LA price.
► 01:25:55
There's more affordable parts of Texas.
► 01:25:56
It just so happens that Blaze decided not to put the studio, not to put a studio there.
► 01:26:02
You know, it happens.
► 01:26:03
Can we go to South Fort South Fort Worth?
► 01:26:05
You know, like when I move the studios just an hour west, a little bit cheaper.
► 01:26:10
Oh, insane.
► 01:26:12
Also, less, you know, you got to wait for Elon to put in the dart train.
► 01:26:16
It's true.
► 01:26:16
Yeah.
► 01:26:17
Hyperloop.
► 01:26:18
It's true.
► 01:26:19
I'm going to do something that we never do.
► 01:26:22
Wow.
► 01:26:23
I appreciate that.
► 01:26:24
I'm going to do something we never do.
► 01:26:26
I'm going to start adding a couple of things.
► 01:26:32
I'm going to, I'm just putting the telegram.
► 01:26:33
If we can video call someone from the telegram and I'm just going to ask them a question and hear the responses.
► 01:26:39
I'm going to give that one second before we end up.
► 01:26:41
But by the way, if you don't know, this is an audio-only podcast.
► 01:26:44
If you didn't hear already, it's free.
► 01:26:46
It doesn't cost you anything to leave a review.
► 01:26:47
And it's so helpful to us that you would leave that review.
► 01:26:50
And because I don't have my producer yet, I'm actually being lazy.
► 01:26:53
And I have not been downloading the reviews.
► 01:26:58
I'm just kidding.
► 01:26:59
I'm actually really just opening them up right now.
► 01:27:02
I'm going to go ahead and read a couple reviews of this show because it is free.
► 01:27:05
It doesn't, where is this?
► 01:27:06
Slightly offensive.
► 01:27:08
You might get it read on the show.
► 01:27:09
So go.
► 01:27:09
Hey, yeah, go put a review in because you can be read and made fun of on the show.
► 01:27:14
Buy me some time.
► 01:27:15
Right now.
► 01:27:15
Buy me a second.
► 01:27:16
Go do it.
► 01:27:17
You know what?
► 01:27:18
Instead of giving five stars, because that's what everybody does, right?
► 01:27:21
Everybody watches the show.
► 01:27:22
They love the show.
► 01:27:23
They're like, hey, let's give him five stars.
► 01:27:25
Don't do that.
► 01:27:26
Give him like half a star.
► 01:27:28
Just to mix it up, you know?
► 01:27:29
That's what I'm saying.
► 01:27:31
Also, because Elijah shit.
► 01:27:34
Yeah.
► 01:27:34
So we have this one.
► 01:27:35
Best-based show on Blaze TV.
► 01:27:36
This is by far my favorite show to hear.
► 01:27:37
Watch in a world full of truly demonic powers and people.
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The humor in the show brings as much needed.
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Great content.
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Awesome host, informative guests.
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It's the whole package.
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Love y'all and God bless.
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And also from Holy Swaza, Elijah crying over Sav leaving pretty much broke me.
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We'll miss you, Sav.
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That brought us so much needed sanity.
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Elijah, keep on being real.
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It's weird that when my producer left because she was good, there was a genuine sorrow.
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It's weird.
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I didn't see any tears from certain people when you left the show.
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Hmm.
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I wonder if they were, they seemed happy, actually.
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I looked at some people and they were.
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It's weird.
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There was a, you left, and then people were laughing.
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They were happy.
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They were drinking.
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It's interesting.
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There's no correlation, of course, but it's just an interesting comparison.
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Huh.
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You move on.
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I don't want to.
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It's an interesting comparison.
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Just depressed.
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What is that?
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I'm fine with it.
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You know, I'm okay with it.
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What is that?
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What?
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On the white thing on the side of you.
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What are you talking about?
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There's a white rectangle.
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Jesus, what?
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On the side of you.
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On the side of me?
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No, on the side of the chair.
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You're ignoring it.
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You literally walked in with something.
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You put it there.
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Oh!
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That's right.
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I forgot I put this over here.
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How'd you do this?
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I'd like to show this.
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I walked into the studio and because I was like, this is your sign, all right?
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Now, it was visually displeasing to me.
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It was on the door.
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You took that off the door.
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That's my favorite.
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Off this door right over here.
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The locked door that you locked me in here.
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I can't leave.
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I would have left a long time ago.
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You're throwing all this shade on me all the entire show.
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I don't know why I came here.
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In fact, it's kind of a drive.
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It was a drive, okay?
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So, I mean, you see gas prices out there?
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Yeah, who couldn't see them?
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Yeah, they're literally as large as I drove all the way over here.
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I thought we're going to squash a beef, but now we're not squashing beef.
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So I took this from your door.
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How'd you even get that?
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That was mounted.
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It literally was mounted on the wall.
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That's mounted with a handyman, bro.
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I got ways, all right?
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It was in a frame, though.
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That's why I didn't recognize.
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That was in a single one.
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I took the frame off.
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Where's the frame?
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I'm going to take that home actually.
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It was kind of a nice frame.
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But what I'm going to do with this.
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You couldn't, you know, you are a quarter black.
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You think I deny that?
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That's what I think about your stupid sign.
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Okay.
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In this stupid show.
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Actually, I think you're doing a great job over there, producer.
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You're doing a great.
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Yeah, thumbs up.
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That's right.
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But you, though, you over there, I'm not impressed.
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I'm not impressed at all with all this stuff, except for the viewers.
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I like other viewers.
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You can go follow me on my social medias.
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Hey, dude, that's not.
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Don't you do it.
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Don't you do it.
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Don't you, dude.
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That was a collector's.
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That was a collector's item.
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Fuck you.
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I don't give it.
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Nothing that you give me has any value.
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Fuck you.
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How do you like it?
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I saw that and I was thinking, you know, I was thinking, you know, Elijah would, Elijah would really enjoy this.
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Elijah would take and get a kick out of it.
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And in fact, I mean, if he held it for long enough, you know, Barbie prices are pretty, you know, if you hold on to their collectors, but then you're just going to crack it like that and throw it on the ground.
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Having the soul.
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This reminds me why I got to be careful in my choice for the next producer.
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Wow.
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Even if you have a big show, you'd have hiring someone like you.
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Wow.
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I have skills, okay?
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Breathing out.
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Is your skills equal to your exercise routine?
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That's it.
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That's it.
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I'm shutting this show out.
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Slightly offensive With quarterback Garrett, I'd like to talk.
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What?
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What?
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Oh, damn.
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The door was unlocked the whole time.
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I'll see you guys later.
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I'm Tangled up!
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Sit back down!
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Sit down!
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I want to fake it for the cameras.
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I can't fake it.
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I was going to just sit down.
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Sit down.
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Please sit down.
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Just literally.
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Yes, he's real.
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I thought I would do this.
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Oh, you know, for a rude.
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Blaspheme God.
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That's going to put you on my good side anyway.
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No, I'd like his help to help me deal with this guy.
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No, I'm not going to let you.
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See, this diva?
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I'm not going to get it.
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You have to deal with this every day.
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Just shut up and sit down.
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Great.
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Okay.
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And the show we normally do.
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Dude.
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Right.
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Thank you so much to my guest, Quarter Black Garrett, for coming on site events.
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It was a great time together.
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You know, yeah, you got Confetti of Color.
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Where can people find you?
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Where can they follow you on social media?
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Quarterback Garrett on YouTube, Twitter, Minds.com, on Odyssey.com.
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So you can go there and see all my content there.
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Also, we do a show on Fridays called Friday Night Tights.
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It's about pop culture and stuff like that on Nerd Rodic's channel.
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So go check that out.
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And we got to get you on someday.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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I know.
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I will come on there.
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We're not going to.
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We'll talk about it.
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You can cut that.
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Thank you so much again for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive, The Best Worst Show on Blaze TV.
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Don't forget, you can come official SOB two ways.
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You can join the Telegram.
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Get in the chat.
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t.me slash slightly offensive.
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And you can also join at Blazetv.com slash Elijah.
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It is an amazing time.
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And to show you how cool it is to be a part of the Telegram, we are going to call someone right now.
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We're going to call a couple people.
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We're going to end the show by just calling a couple people from the Telegram.
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And I don't know, we don't really have the quality here.
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That's spicy.
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Here we go.
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Let's go ahead and let's do this.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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All right.
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So we're in the Telegram.
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This is John.
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John.
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We are here with Corner Garrett.
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Going on, brother.
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So you have a, we're just asking people a couple of questions here.
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And so my question for you is, is Quarterblack Garrett funny or is he just annoying and probably should leave soon?
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He's funny.
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He was one of the funniest people.
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Are you still in Crowder?
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Yo, dog.
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Yeah, every once in a while, I'll come on.
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You know, I'll do some guest spots, you know, do a little sketch work.
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Dude, you're funny as hell, especially in the skits.
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Look at that.
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Look at that.
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He knows the truth.
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He knows the truth.
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He can't fake it.
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All right.
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Well, that's genuine, dog.
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I was a butt dog.
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I called the wrong person.
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Bye.
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Thank you for that.
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That was not.
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That wasn't from the telegram.
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That was a wrong dial.
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I accidentally clicked it.
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Try it again.
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Try it again.
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Do it again.
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I dare you.
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Do it again.
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I accidentally dialed the crew from Crowder and he had to say that.
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He's his intern or something.
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Do it again.
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See what happens.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Okay, I'm calling Tristan.
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Let's try it again.
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One more time.
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See, I don't even know that name.
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I've never heard anybody nam Tristan ever.
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Okay, well, I'm calling Tristan.
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I'll see if he picks up.
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He probably knows you're here and doesn't want to even talk to you.
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Hey, what's up, Tristan?
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You are live on the air.
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So Quarter Black Garrett is here.
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Yo, what's up?
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Is Quarterback Garrett funny or is he annoying?
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He is funny.
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Dog, you can call people all day long.
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That's the answer you're going to get.
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Hey, you guys are really hard to hear right now.
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Are we hard to hear?
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He's also hard to look at.
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He's hard to look at.
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He's lying.
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He's lying.
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I'm going to have a beautiful.
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No, he's a handsome man, man.
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He's sexy.
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Dog, dog.
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All day long.
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Just truth.
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Just facts.
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These facts.
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All right.
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Well, I accidentally.
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Sorry.
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I guess this was a wrong call.
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Sorry for butt dialing another girl.
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Don't do that.
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Another intern.
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I accidentally butt-dialed an intern.
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It's, I okay, I'm getting one more.
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Last.
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So I'm getting out of my intern call list.
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One last call.
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One last call.
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All right.
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Do it again.
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Do it again.
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We need to get a girl.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Oh, you don't want to do that.
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This is Cappy Lover.
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I don't, what's his name?
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Hello.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, so I'm here with Corblack Garrett.
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And I'm going to ask you a question: Is he actually funny or is he just annoying and everybody pretends he's funny?
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Um, no, he's a wait, that's Porter Black right there.
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Yeah, what's up?
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Yeah, what's going on?
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Oh, great.
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Okay.
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Yeah, no, I think Quarter Black is funny.
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For sure.
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For sure.
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I'm not going to.
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I'm not going to pretend.
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That did sound kind of like pandering.
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Just a little bit.
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That's okay, though.
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I'll take it anyways.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I like you.
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That's right.
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Hey, they all love me.
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That's okay.
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That's okay.
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I love you too.
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I love you.
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You don't have to pretend.
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You can be honest with him and tell him the truth.
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No, dude.
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That is honest.
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What's the truth?
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So, is he one more time?
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I'll give you one more chance.
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Is he funny or not?
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Here we go.
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Well, I mean, I think that he's, yeah, he's funny.
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I mean, even under duress, she's still kids.
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Lynch back to like listening to Crowder and all that.
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And I think that you here, okay.
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Maybe, maybe, maybe you're not funny on your own.
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Wow.
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But, you know.
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Look, turn that phone on.
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I love you.
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Hang up on her.
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Hey, hang up on her.
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Hey, I'm going to send you a free hat for telling the truth.
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Can you email Josiah at slightly offensive?
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That was under duress.
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I want everybody to know that he pressured her into this.
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I agree.
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Cappy lover.
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Hey, oh, cool.
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I'm glad it.
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It's true.
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You're me and you agree.
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We agree.
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Don't feel pressured.
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It's okay.
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Elijah.
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Yeah.
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Elijah, you remember me, right?
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Yes, we met in Phoenix.
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Oh, we did.
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Oh, okay.
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So you already have an agreement here.
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I see what it is.
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Y'all saw this.
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Y'all saw this.
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Hey, I love you so much.
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This is the meme.
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It's okay.
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I love you too.
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I understand.
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She's the only honest one so far.
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You get a lie for Elijah.
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That's okay.
► 01:37:42
Send that email because the loyalty is rewarded here at Slightly Offensive.
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What did you just do?
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Thanks for taking the call.
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Did you just see what you're doing?
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I really appreciate it.
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See how I treat my people?
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I really appreciate it.
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We always love to see you.
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I hope to see you again soon.
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I got to go.
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Okay, yeah.
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I hope to see you again too, Elijah.
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All right.
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I'll see you later.
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Have a good day.
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She got the nicest.
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Wow.
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See how I treat people that aren't interns for that have backgrounds?
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Interesting.
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Y'all saw it.
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I don't have to say nothing.
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That's okay.
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Yeah, I do.
► 01:38:08
I do notice that you didn't ask her my looks.
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Can't get her lying on that.
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Well, she's straight, so I don't want to go.
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I don't want to give you any.
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Hey, I appeal across the board, bro.
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Cross the spectrum, bro.
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So that might happen.
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You might just get called and brought into a show.
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Hey, yeah.
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Join the telegram.
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Yes.
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Anyway, have a great rest of the week.
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Life for Elijah.
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That's good.
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Have a great rest of the week.
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You have a good one.
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And may God bless the United States of America.
