March 4, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Goodbye Sav | Ep 232
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And I'm doing this because I have a giant scar under my chin and it now feels like my head is falling off.
And I'm putting pressure because my neck went numb.
So my apologies while I'm doing this.
And my producer instead of taking me off the screen, seeing and knowing that I'm having neck pain, just left it on the screen and just said, everyone can see Elijah trying to get through this episode without having to take more pain meds.
It's just that the West has been going through ultra confusion for like 26 years at the very least.
But 2022, people were hoping.
They're like, you know, with the war in Ukraine and, you know, COVID-2 AIDS, can we bring some normalcy, some consistency in our lives?
Can we actually have something we can rely on, like the loving relationship that has never had any tension, no hatred, no digging, no sarcasm, undertones or bites to it.
The relationship between Savannah Hernandez and Elijah Schaefer, at least we still have that.
And, you know, in a serious, somber moment like this, it's a good time for me to give a huge shout out to the Undertak boxer.
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So a lot of you guys, you know, I have to say, a lot of you guys might be wondering what's going on.
And so basically, we're just going to be looking at the life between Savannah and I the last couple years, what we've been doing, because it has been, I would say, Savannah, you've chosen probably the most normal person, consistent person, perfect person, handsome.
The guy who's literal, like has stayed the same weight for two years, but whose face changes shape day to day because he has lymphedema and his face gets swollen.
But obviously with Savannah and with what's going on, I know that you came around.
We met like in person at the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C.
We had met on the on the phone and you answered in your same bitchy voice at Infomores.
And I'd call and I'd be ready to go with black tape on my nipples, wearing a wife beater, a beanie on the back of my head, dressed like an Antifa wife beater.
I was actually really intimidated to, you know, come here and work for you just because of your legacy, of who you are, of everything that you've done, the persona that you put out into the world.
I was just like, you know what?
I don't know.
This man's the next Tucker Carlson.
It's very serious.
Not at all a joke.
Like, I'm going to have to be very serious with my career from this point forward.
And then we ended up meeting in the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. in the, in the better times when we, you know, weren't worried about people locking us in jail and closing on our bank accounts and sending us into World War III.
We were like, it was just like more like, it was more like fupa sweat, obese women with herpes, like waving dildos in support of trans kids and like topless celebrities talking about blowing up the White House.
And we could be completely wrong because the point is, is like we started together right when COVID, or I guess we met and we, you know, were in the works of working together when COVID started.
And then throughout the entire duration to now where it's ended.
I'm like, I'm looking back right now and I'm thinking, man, and remember this too.
With CPAC was one of the first major events where there was a reported COVID case.
And we knew that it, we, we knew later that it was going to be politicized.
They chose the conservative political action committee to say that we were the, we were the first people to really spread COVID.
And people might not know this, but I, I think I might have been the first person or not that got put on mandatory lockdown by the city of Los Angeles upon returning.
I'm not, I was, I did do a two-week lockdown when I, that was like the only time I took it.
I told everyone I took it seriously for two weeks.
And then I realized because they were like, it might emerge.
It's so contagious.
You might die.
And I'm like, what is this?
And then we went on lockdown genuinely.
And I didn't die.
And then nobody died from CPAC.
The only thing that I died inside was having to get through that event because that's a rough event.
I would rather, I'd rather go through COVID again than have to go to another CPAC to be completely honest.
But I will say we met in the middle of this conflict.
And it's weird that in the midst of that, you were at Infowars.
You're working for the late, the great Alex Jones, who's going through his own shit right now.
And eventually we were talking, we were praying, right?
And we were like, okay, I think God, we had the same word from God.
It was like, I think God said we're supposed to work together.
Okay, so what's funny is like, I'm like, I tell, I tell Savannah, I'm like, all right, I work for Blaze TV.
And like, she might not be so familiar with the show at this point that like, low-key, like, when I wasn't lying to you about the fact that we were like a very low-budget show.
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Yeah.
So when we say the best worst show on Blaze TV, that's not a joke.
I was like, I was like, I've never built a computer before, but we can't afford to buy one.
So we're going to have to build it.
And I like don't know how to do this.
And we don't have any tools because we just like moved here recently.
And then also the day that you start, Andy No, the journalist is staying the night.
So he's going to be chilling on the guest bed while we work with his little like shorts and like flickering his little toe, his little like Asian toes together.
Yeah, literally right to the left of Andy's bed, like where Sapph is.
It's like a physical bed.
And we like, so we've been kind of like slightly offensive has been making do with like a lot.
Like even when I started, by the way, when this channel had like 600 subscribers, I already was using a camera crew of like three people to make my street videos because I've always wanted to bring aesthetics and like do better than we than we could with what we have.
Yeah, white people just like that.
I don't know what it is about white people, but we're like born with taste, but yet at the same time, I can't afford it.
So then you can never reach it.
So then you realize like you can never reach it.
But all I knew is this, that right-wing media never cared about aesthetics.
And so, but the worst part is that they don't realize that they're bad at it.
So that's why I just make fun of the broom closet idea because we've never like that's wallpaper that was like coming off the setup.
That's why I've always been against the hatred of the white community in America because it has been white men that have helped uplift my minority voice for the majority of my life.
Like, we don't even know if we had like insurance or anything in place.
I was like, hey, you want to go break into buildings together and film?
And I'm like the retard who wears my brand, my merch while I film riots with angry black children of the dark, of the hood.
But I know that we were there.
Dude, that was so fun.
We were rolling under security gates, walking to CBS.
Okay, be honest with me.
Do you ever like get tempted to just like, it's like you're like in a parking lot and there's like, there's like a pair of like glasses on the floor that are like Ray-Bans.
And you're like, are these ever going back to the store?
I will say that I have taken a beer from someone while doing a riot that I don't know if it was stolen or not.
I'll confess that on this show.
It's new confession.
I might have had stolen liquor at an event.
Because sometimes it's just like, it's so crazy that you'd have to just sit down on a curb and drink a beer because I don't know what to do.
Because there was no way to understand.
But that was like kind of fun.
And I think that that's really interesting that that's been your dream.
But then you came on when like the riots were slowing down, which sucked because obviously Alex Jones cared more about your safety than I did because he like wouldn't let you go to some of the more dangerous stuff.
Actually, with a lot of this footage, the reason why we were able to get such a good imagery was because me and Julio Rosas, who were Hispanic and short and little and fit right in with all the looters, just walked right on in.
And then what happened when Elijah Schaefer tried to walk in?
This forehead, it's like, I mean, you know, they say size doesn't matter, but when it's big, it's big.
And I know that it does something to you.
I know.
Just remind you that this is where Savannah departs.
And then we have to talk about the past and we have to look at it because we got to reminisce because we got to remember.
Because slightly offensive comes in epics.
That means if Savannah's leaving, it's like entertainment value is not going down because every time somebody new comes in, we kind of like re-change everything.
Like it's they start new arcs.
I'm not the kind of person who brings people in to replace people.
If somebody leaves, we just do something new.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
It's like we just re-kind of like, we build on what we have because nobody can replace Savannah Hernandez.
So I was just, you know, going through all of our adventures and our transition from the slightly offensive bedroom to the slightly offensive broom closet.
This was the beginning of that.
This was our first time in Blaze Studios.
And the reason why we had to come into Blaze Studios is because of J6, because, you know, somebody was being targeted by our government.
What's crazy though, is like is like you look the exact same.
You just look like you're about to like build a railroad in 1860.
Like you're literally like racist yellow.
When they, when they say like, when they, you know, when they like have those like almost like yellow face cartoons, like like the, The Minstrel, or whatever the what is it called?
Well, their lips look like they had been getting the menstrual show uh, but I meant like you look like that, like stereotype white balance, where you're like yellow, like not how Asians look, but that's you, you're more of like I said you're curry, you're like a curry, and I do want to tell you guys obviously um, as we talk about this, we look at some funny moments coming up.
Um, it's important to understand that your your second amendment, rights are what are protecting your first.
And if you see around the world man uh, with America moving in this direction, thank god for our firearms.
I was showing Katie Hopkins uh, the other night, how like I just like have like an Ar-15, which like sitting in my car and like just hanging out and i'm gonna go do some shooting and I love it and i'm i'm free, and Sav is too, and part of the thing that we we love is the fact that we're able to carry our firearms around with us literally everywhere, using northwest retention holsters and concealers as well as uh, you know, act activewear, like the chest scout holster.
Now, I don't know about you, but I never thought a lot about accessories and I didn't know how important it was to have a gun that fits well but not too tightly in a holster.
You want it to not accidentally Be removed, but you want to be able to remove it fast.
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Am I right, Savannah?
It's like, just kind of like it's like just kind of cool.
Yeah, but I was going to say, we did have some funny moments that I want to look at.
So we will look at the beginning some of the favorite things that I had said to you.
I think you have to, in order to work on the show, have to have really thick skin and like have like understand inappropriate humor.
Like I Katie Hopkins said that.
It's like the meaner and more inappropriate you are with someone, the more that you have to make sure you like them because like everybody knows that you have to be nice to people that you don't like.
Like literally, like, no, like you do, meaning like, because like you, you do.
Like you're nice to be like, oh, yeah, nice to meet you.
But I will, but I did love the fact that we had a black supremacist on.
Remember, this is how we've always, we've always talked about the hypocrisy.
Like, cause like, not Blaze itself, like establishment media always gets mad about the people that I interact with.
It's like, oh, like, all right, right, getting blacklisted from Yaff because this is obviously because like, you know, I'm willing to interview like Nick Fuentes or something like that.
It's so shocking.
It's like so edgy to have a conversation with someone.
What a loser is the right has become.
Like just absolute pathetic losers.
And it's like, and then you have a black supremacist on who literally hates white people.
I also say just just in the sake of the sake of this God's because I This is what I think is so funny is like with like that whole Jack Murphy shit and stuff to people saying I should have said something and stuff if you don't realize that you I don't know you've learned this working with me It's like I find tense situations to be quite hilarious and people who are like mean and are horrible Like I find it to be quite funny because it's like, it's like, imagine that like, imagine you're, imagine you're like a grown man, 250 pounds, and you're like threatened by like Sidney Watson.
Or imagine you're this guy and you are like a, you look like a gay background character for like a Marvel comic movie and you're wearing like a dashiki or whatever and you can't even get it.
You can't even have fast enough internet to get resolution.
I remember he said he was couch surfing and then me, who's I got my own show and employees, he's like, you're a white shaved monkey.
And you're like, dog, I have things to say about you, but they would get taken off the internet.
So I'm just going to laugh at you because you literally like Rapunzel Rapunzel, you got roped for hair, brother.
I'm just saying like, I find all these ridiculous characters out there quite, quite entertaining and funny in the end.
I don't really, I'm not really threatened by them and I don't get my undertak boxers caught up in a wad.
But I have found that you're the same way too.
We're like, I think you came in and you were more like, not triggered, but more like wanted to kill these people.
And I was like, girl, chill.
Just like learn to laugh a little bit at like the ridiculousness of the world.
And I think we've both learned to laugh at a lot of things that even years ago, we probably were more angry about and just been like, dude, there's no point to waste your energy trying to defend yourself.
Like if we have to put these people up against a wall or something like that one day, maybe that'll happen.
And I was going to say, like, I also think, too, that's why, like, you and I, I think we're so crave blood and like being in the middle of shit that like when we, when things were slowing down and we had to just like focus on non-things, we started acting like retards and like creating like weird intros to our show, which by the way, no one appreciated.
I'm going to say this, no one appreciated this in this in this.
Billionaires bet against GameStop and tried to drive down the stock of this outdated retailer.
But the Reddit bros, Wall Street bets, saw this and decided to fight back against the suits.
They bought up GME stocks, driving up the price in the background.
Dude, the amount of times we just started our days off playing shitty flute music in the studio was like to get to get ourselves.
Dude, because you know what's crazy is like People think, don't realize that.
That like doing this as a job, it brings up a lot of problems in your personal life.
Like this is not a job you can separate.
There's no such thing.
There's no divide.
Like people even wonder like why maybe I bring my wife around less on camera and stuff.
It's not because of any other reason.
The fact that people have been so wicked towards us and my family that like I it's sort of like a protection mechanism because like the more things have been successful and been done well.
But it's also like too like, you know, there's like, you know, you get health problems and mental problems and there's so much that goes on besides the show just doing things and speaking.
And I know a lot of you have jobs like that too.
So if you have a job like that specifically and you're someone, you know, you're listening and you're just like, yeah, my job I can't separate from my personal life.
You know, it's like then you bring your personal life into your job.
And Sav and I have done that a lot.
And so like, you know, we've gone through like mental health issues and, you know, relationship issues and like, not just like romantically meaning, but like, you know, friendships and different things.
And it all just kind of meshes together.
But the show must go on.
And it's like, I think it teaches you something that you can kind of get through anything and like not to make a big deal of the small things.
I was able to make stuff like this before I was doing eight shows a week.
No, but I'm actually getting back to this because as you guys will find, I'll tell you some of the plans for the show going forward and how we're going to still be loving and knowing Savannah from afar, from afar.
Savannah's like an HIV-infected person where it's like, I just want to make sure you're not contagious.
And then once I figure it out, we'll get back to having fun because we need to destigmatize what you think about HIV.
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Have you seen those commercials where it's like, have you seen those ones?
Okay, so just like we're finding patent similarities between SARS-CoV-2 and Moderna patents for a vaccine and that was years prior to the release of this into the public.
AIDS has a very similar pattern.
In fact, you know, Dr. Roberts and Fauci and some of these individuals that are still running these organizations today were the same people behind this.
Now, what's really interesting, and I'm going to summarize this here to be careful, because I have to make sure I word everything in the future right because they have a general vax policy, like for all of these things.
If we start to where we are now, that three days before we found out that there's a new variant of HIV, I think it's AD or is it AB?
AD, right?
Or is that what it's called?
So there's, I just call AIDS too, even though it's, I know AIDS is the disease that develops from it, right?
But like, let's just, because this is slightly offensive, just straight up go into AIDS too.
So now when you go back and you look back at AIDS, they were trying to create a medication.
They were looking for like a retrovirus and they were trying to create a vaccine and it wasn't working and they needed a new, they were trying to test something.
And then all of a sudden HIV came out.
Now, I always bring this up.
Coincidentally, HIV only affected the deplorables or the unwanted in society.
Black people, Africa, and gay people, which I would say to Kayla, you know, apparently every, the guys have been cool with the lesbians longer than internet porn.
Like, internet porn is not the first time guys were chill with lesbians.
Apparently, when the HIV was coming out, it was just like, maybe that's what I'm saying.
It's like, what?
God was like, you know what?
I said homosexuality is a sin, but the lesbians can stay.
The homo's got to go, though.
The bros, stop putting your peepee in there, poo-poo.
Gone, wiped out, pestilence, 11th plague.
But I mean, okay, so like already a deadly virus that's easily transmitted is like really just in some groups.
Yes, we know that we're not following everywhere we should as Christians and that we struggle in areas, but so do other people.
And they're just not honest about it.
And it's like, it's like, why are we going to play this fake game?
I don't want to play it.
In politics, we don't know what's going on.
I talk to the people that know what's going on.
They don't know what's going on.
So, you know, ultimately speaking, it's like we've come together and we're just, we're just on a path to discovery.
And I think like you've really matured a lot in your worldview over the last, you know, several years in from where you were to where you are now.
Like, I think you become went from kind of being like someone who was less informed than you should be to someone who probably knows more than you wish you did.
I pay attention to every aspect that I can in regards to political issues, economic issues, because I think it is important.
And, you know, to your point as well, of just not really knowing what we're doing, I would say to any young kid listening to this show as well, like, don't worry about perfection and don't worry about, like Elijah said, being perfect before you put something out.
Just do it.
Do your best.
And that's how you learn.
You make mistakes.
You look like an idiot.
And I've always talked about this too, Elijah, that media is such a difficult industry to get into because you have to feel publicly.
And that in itself is, you know, it can be really embarrassing, especially when you want to be like an on-camera commentator.
You say something stupid about politics or something.
Everyone roasts you about it, but it's just like, you know what?
You live and you learn.
You got to keep getting back up again and trying again.
So it's anybody trying to get into this industry, just it's not fun.
It's not easy to feel publicly, but you got to do it.
And I think like, and that's what people don't understand.
Like, if we play this next clip, like Savannah and I sometimes just like invent stuff as we go.
And it's not because we're lazy, lazy, it's because, you know, people think that there's some machine, right?
If you want things to be predictable, then you're like Fox News and you're like, you, you know, you have this producer who writes a certain script and you have a certain way.
But life is changing so much every day that I cannot run anything like I know what's going to happen.
I have to approach life like I'm learning in the moment.
And I remember this one time that we committed sexual harassment on Sarah Gonzalez, which, by the way, is not illegal, but because she's a minority.
And I will say that it's true.
It's true.
Yeah, it's science.
But we committed sexual harassment.
And I was like, this whole bit was like, it was before.
I was like, let's just, I'm going to go to the store and get these right now.
So what ended up happening in this situation is last minute, our friend posted this tweet.
And I was like, Elijah, look at this.
I feel like we need to center our show around this.
And then Elijah, being Elijah, always takes it to the next level and is like, we're going to physically go and buy the items and make Sarah do this on air.
A lot of these inside jokes, a lot of, you know, these beautiful moments that we've had together.
If one day you guys see a t-shirt with a carrot and a condom on it with no context on Elijah Schaefer's merch store, it will have been from this old throwback.
Yeah, and I want to hear, I want to look at a few of our favorite TikToks that we both loved.
But obviously, guys, Glenn Beck just told me last episode, if you don't haven't watched it, which is the interview we did with him, which I know it's not doing as well as I would have hoped, but I also know you guys might be not know who Glenn Beck is.
And it's a really interesting interview, actually.
It's actually quite good.
He has good advice for us as well.
But obviously, we've been predicting that food's going to keep getting more and more sparse and more and more expensive, which is why I need to talk to you about my Patriot supply.
So you need food that lasts and you need food that's a backup.
In Texas, our power grid has failed, and we've seen what happens when stores are emptied.
You've seen with COVID, we have wars.
I saw on Drudge yesterday, Savannah, that it said that Congress is saying that we might need to be prepared for another 10 to 20-year war in regards to Ukraine.
I want to look at a few of our favorite TikToks because we've like, I want to apologize.
Let's apologize to the public because I've said this before, but we might be new here.
People mocked TikTok and thought it was for children.
And it was musically before it was like a dancing app, and everyone was like, I don't want to go on there.
But early on, my wife got into it when it was new.
We used to watch cringe videos on it.
And they were just like cringe compilations.
And I noticed that it was the most insane people ever.
And just like getting into riots early and stuff.
While like we're small and we don't get a lot of credit for things because we just won't griff.
Like, I'm sorry.
We just won't do that shit.
Like, I, there's been, we, Savannah, I want to apologize for making you poor because like there's so many ways we could have been richer and more successful if we just like compromised a little bit and or like just like played into the game.
Like if we just did what other people were doing, then we what I'm saying, we would have made a lot more money.
We've had a lot of opportunities even saying like if you stop saying these things or if you don't talk about these things, you can make this amount of money.
And not from like Blaze TV itself, but mean like from advertisers, from people, from speeches, right?
Like, I mean, we could have been doing speeches, being blacklisted.
We have so many opportunities.
It was like, you just can't talk to this person or this person.
And so it's like, I don't care.
I'm going to do whatever I want.
I don't even, the CEO, I literally asked him, I was like, just like, am I going to get fired from here anytime soon?
He's like, no.
So we're good.
Blaze TV's got me back 100%.
But that being said, I think we both really helped bring TikTok into the right-wing mainstream media, you know, helping some accounts launch like libs of TikTok, et cetera.
And also trying to normalize this and talking to hosts and producers to get these things on their shows.
Some of them were actually to the point to where we met our match.
And I think the guy, the Chicago sex dungeon, I say this sometimes after a few shots of Russian vodka, which I drink exclusively, I like start saying these guys' lines to Kez because like, ew.
It's like funny, right?
Just like, sometimes I just like, then people start, I go down, I'm naked and people are peeing on me.
Just liked that one because I, um, there were rare times where I'm like, like, I'm, I don't even know who I am anymore, but I, but I will say that this is, uh, I'm not there.
So every time you feel, I feel bad, I think of this guy.
I'm like, man, like, I just wish I was a better guy.
Like, I wish, because you know, like, I like, like, it's hard.
Like, this industry is just tough.
And like, this world is tough.
And, you know, you're listening to this and you know how it is.
And especially if you're like, if you're like me or you're like savvy where you already have like a psychotic, like crazy personality, it's even harder to like in a psychotic world to stay sane.
But then like, also too, we did love the, I remember we love the fat stripper that destroyed tiny women.
Oh my gosh, whenever we did the episode on this one, we were just like going through this for like five to ten minutes, just really going into every little detail of this video.
The people that are the most like woke social justice warriors, they're always getting caught for like, like, you know, sexually harassing women and being perverts and stuff.
Like, then the art of war.
So I'm, I'm not going to go into it.
The art of war, I know it.
It's like, I'm, you know, and someone, I'm going to describe like this one said, is he fake being retarded or does he fake being smart?
It's like, it's like, dude, they're not, like, everyone's freaking out because you didn't have any.
So they're so pronounced.
It's not like I had brown eyebrows and I died them dark.
They didn't exist.
So you've never seen them.
So it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like this.
Like, there's There's like these TikToks that are like, oh my gosh, is anyone like this?
When like your partner comes out of the shower naked and this like they look over and like the girl has like a towel on and then like it shows to drop but doesn't show the boobs and the guy's face is like and I was like clearly you're not married like how long you've been dating four days like I'm just like I'm just wondering like I you know like what like you saw a naked body and you got hard it's like like legitimately speaking That's what it is.
I basically got people hard for my eyebrows.
It was like it was like showing my breast to the world for the first time.
Yeah, if gays weren't mostly insufferable people and with mental health issues, and then the whole actual part, like, Savannah, you would have made a great lesbian, but then the whole actually having to date a woman part, not fun.
So I'm surprised I'm not, not only am I surprised I'm straight, I'm surprised I'm asexual because I'm not asexual.
Because I think if I had to choose a sexuality, if I had a choice, if we chose, I would choose like what Paul said in the Bible to just like never have sex again.
Like screw, like, screw that.
I would just be like, hey, I want you to turn off my sex drive.
Everyone talks about sexuality and like even healthy sexuality.
No one talks about like Paul saying, hey, a lot of you guys would just be better off if you're not that into it.
That's what I tell a lot of these trad cath kids who are like really don't like women and are like, they just don't want to have kids.
I'm like, dude, then don't.
Go serve God.
Like just don't get married.
Maybe later on you'll get married when you're 36, but for right now, just focus.
Like I have some people I work with that are like, I think I want to just like not have sex and like, you know, try to do what's right and like not worry about getting married.
But yeah, it's like an address to the churches of Corinth, but they're basically talking about how being single is sometimes even better than being married because then you can dedicate all of your time and energy towards God.
That's what people are like, ha ha ha, Fuentes doesn't want to have sex.
I'm sure he's, that's, I'm sure that's probably why he's able to keep doing what he's doing because he's not in a relationship because it takes a lot of your time.
And like, and I mean this in loving to Kez too, but like a lot of times like you have to think about another person and you can't just go take the same risks that you always could.
Unless you're me and you just freak your wife out all the time by doing insane things.
But no, the reason I put that in there was because remember, we were talking about how like our brick relationship has gone on so long that we lived through a life and a death together.
Yeah, I'm going to take over the cam here for a minute and just basically tell people.
So it's been my dream ever since I was in college to go out and report full-time on the ground.
So over the next year and for the midterms, I'm dedicating full time to doing just that.
So you guys can still go follow all of my work.
Me and Elijah have talked about me still coming on the show and reporting to you guys everything that's going on in America because you guys know it's about to be crazy this next year.
But yeah, go follow me on my different socials on Instagram.
I'm also on Truth Social at Sav Says.
I'm on Twitter at RapidFire underscore pod.
And of course, I have my YouTube, Sav says.
And I'm going to be reporting and living out my dream and going out there and getting the footage that is needed for these types of shows.
Yeah, and so that's the key thing is like while she won't be here, she's still going to be a guest both in person and on the internet too, like to Skype in.
And also, this is where I'll say this.
We still might end up hanging out because I myself am also getting out of retirement from reporting.
It's been over.
It's been, well, I'm saying I genuinely am.
I got a budget back for reporting.
And well, it's just in time for the elections.
I kind of coming back in.
I'm like everything, how everything's coming back for the elections.
It's like I'm coming back willing to do what needs to be done.
And we'll go back to being wild hooligans into Tom Foolery, which I love that word, Tom Foolery, back on the field and hanging out.
But when the times I can't make it, it's really, I'm excited for you.
I love it.
And I don't feel like I have to say everything because this isn't goodbye.
It's just until next time, which is true.
It's just you won't be here on every episode.
But also too, if people don't realize this, as the time you're viewing this, Sav is actually not being replaced because we couldn't, Sav had such a good opportunity that she couldn't pass it up that we did not have any time to find somebody to replace her.
You ought to just stay tuned in on what's going on.
I do have a plan.
It is being implemented.
We're not going to stop producing the show.
The show may be a little bit different for the next couple of weeks as we make some transitions and work on it.
And we thank you for just sticking with us as we enter into this new chapter, guys.
2022, the midterms, COVID ended.
We're at war with Ukraine.
It's a great time for Sav to get out there.
And we're so supportive.
And I want to remind you that if you watch the show, if you listen, if anything, go support Savannah.
Follow her because you're not going to get her every episode here.
And for the next, maybe at least two to four episodes, we'll make sure we dedicate a good time in the beginning to explaining to people who don't tune in why she's not here and explaining what the issue is.
But also to make sure that you guys go follow her so you can keep consuming and that she has the financial support from you guys and the views to give her the motivation to keep going out there and risking her life to get the good stories.
As you've noticed, there's a lot of confusion on what's going on at the same time that all of your trusted reporters on the ground aren't going out anymore.
I wonder if there's a correlation.
I'm not saying that me, just so many people I know aren't going out right now.
And all of a sudden, none of us know what the hell's happening.
Savannah, I'm not going to get, I don't want to get too emotional because I can.
And I don't, I don't, I think as men, we can get tears as I got teared up in the beginning because it is sad to end an era, but it's also exciting.
And I'm glad that you're not leaving because you hate me because there were moments where, like I said, some hate crimes almost happened.
And the fact that you're going on to do these things and the fact that it's such a good opportunity that it's going to like continue to develop and that people are going to be able to go alongside the road with you and you can pursue those dreams.
We support you fully, like 110%.
And I also wanted to buy you a going away gift to give on air, but it was, you were leaving so quickly.
