From an entire choir of Karens blessing our ears with a new song to pregnant men experiencing the beauty of childbirth, the modern day has reached what we could only describe as peak excellence. Look around, because this is the new America. The culture war has been won, and we're patiently waiting for the complete takeover of normalcy as we delve deeper and deeper into our current progressive utopia.
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Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. | |
| I'm begging of you, please don't hesitate. | ||
| Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. | ||
| So fresh, just 24 hours after we are mourning the deadliest and most severe day in history, January 6. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, it is the 7th of January, and we found something worse. | ||
| Yeah, that video did it for me. | ||
| It actually is probably the worst thing that has happened in America. | ||
| Not just because people are crazy, but because they're coordinated and crazy. | ||
| Look at all those women, those lonely house women with their cats trying to remind us all that the pandemic isn't over just because you're over it. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| It's been over for me for a long time. | ||
| I've kind of gotten over this. | ||
| I'm way past this. | ||
| Anyway, on that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color. | ||
| We are in our new studio that is currently under construction, has a lot of work to do, but please bear with us and don't mind our pixie dust. | ||
| I'm joined by the lovely and the beautiful Savannah Hernandez, who is here from the Rapid Fire podcast. | ||
| You can also find her on Sav Says on YouTube. | ||
| And are you still not allowed to post? | ||
| I am not. | ||
| I am suspended until next Tuesday. | ||
| So yeah, if you're looking for good content from Sav, you're not going to get it for another week. | ||
| You're only going to get Savannah here and Elijah. | ||
| We do have a lot of crazy things to talk about. | ||
| I mean, the fact that one of our first videos is titled Mental Illness Bald Woman. | ||
| You know where the show's going. | ||
| You know where the show's about to go. | ||
| Can we keep that? | ||
| Can you keep that on the screen real fast? | ||
| I just love how like they all, you can already tell half them look like Michael Knowles. | ||
| The other half, they look like, I think they talk about cats in this video too. | ||
| They actually talk about your cats. | ||
| Why are they cutting their hair? | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| If you just watch this with no sound up, it just looks like mass mental illness, which is what it is, actually. | ||
| So yeah, a very good video, I would say. | ||
| Yeah, it's also, you know, the woman in the front and center, the one that probably has a large fupa, you know, the one that's there. | ||
| The healthiest one. | ||
| Yeah, telling me about that. | ||
| I need to get my vaccine. | ||
| I need to get a vaccine. | ||
| Ma'am, there's a lot of things I could tell you. | ||
| I've chosen not to because everyone knows. | ||
| What am I against, Savannah? | ||
| What am I against? | ||
| Fat people? | ||
| No, I'm against cyberbullying. | ||
| Oh, right. | ||
| I'm really big against it. | ||
| And I would never shame the fats. | ||
| I wouldn't do it. | ||
| We would never. | ||
| It's not a show where we do those kinds of things. | ||
| But I'm just going to say, you know, when you have people who look like the very, like, this look like Lord Voldemort's children, you know, they have literally the soul of life sucked out of them. | ||
| They're cutting their hair. | ||
| The women are out of control. | ||
| They're crazy. | ||
| And we've got a lot to talk about in the insanity and the aftermath of January 6th, the worst date in American history and all of the good, crazy stuff that we like to talk about. | ||
| And much, first, before you go further, how's your PTSD from January 6th? | ||
| We have to start the show off. | ||
| And really, I want to make sure your mental health is okay after experiencing an event that was both worse than 9-11, Pearl Harbor. | ||
| Worse than slavery. | ||
| It was worse than World War II. | ||
| Worse than everything. | ||
| It was worse. | ||
| The assassination of past presidents. | ||
| Black people have nothing. | ||
| Oh, complain about slavery? | ||
| Well, were you in the Capitol on January 6th? | ||
| Aha. | ||
| You know, even January 6th, like it triggers my PTSD. | ||
| It's like Brian Stelter is such a king for being brave enough to talk about, you know, he wasn't there, but just seeing the images were very scary for him and many other media members. | ||
| So again, you know, how's your PTSD? | ||
| Well, I mean, let's just talk about this. | ||
| Not only is Brian Stelter the winner of the most egg-like head in America, I came in second place. | ||
| Do you know I came in second place? | ||
| I used to feel bad about the size of my head, and then I saw Brian Stelter. | ||
| I went, well, it could be worse. | ||
| True. | ||
| In fact, everything could be worse when it comes to Mr. Stelter. | ||
| But let's talk about this. | ||
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| So speaking of, you know, nearly shitting my pants, January 6th, you know, Savannah, what the worst part of that day was for me. | ||
| We talked about this. | ||
| I mean, obviously, it's over. | ||
| It happened. | ||
| I was shocked that we're still here. | ||
| I thought literally I was like waiting. | ||
| We're here, boy. | ||
| Let's celebrate. | ||
| Celebrate the times. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Was this the Donald Trump dance? | ||
| You know, like this one? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And have a good time. | ||
| You know, he always did that. | ||
| Like, you know, like very robotic, but it worked. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| He's definitely, Mark Zuckerberg is definitely a robot. | ||
| But on that note, so it's like, obviously, this was this was crazy because I remember that I thought the world was going to end. | ||
| I didn't think we would make it to the next January 6th. | ||
| We had the greatest threat and assault to our democracy ever in the history. | ||
| Like more than assassinations of presidents, like you said, more than world wars, more than domestic or terrorist events like McVeigh and the federal building. | ||
| This was more than 9-11, more than the bombing of 1990 and 3, maybe it was 1993. | ||
| I mean, this is crazy. | ||
| Like, I mean, really, how did we survive this long having lived through that? | ||
| Are you okay? | ||
| Barely. | ||
| I'm barely hanging on. | ||
| And it's not because of the horrific content that we watch on this show. | ||
| It's truly because I had to be at the Capitol and watch thousands of people peacefully standing there waving flags. | ||
| It was a lot to see. | ||
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It really was. | |
| It really was. | ||
| I saw this picture of a grandma holding a flag in the capital. | ||
| It was horrifying. | ||
| And I was more afraid of that when I saw a plane blow up on the Twin Towers. | ||
| It's a true story. | ||
| It was a lot worse for me. | ||
| It's like you close your eyes at night and you just see her little wrinkly face and you just wake up crying. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, it's been bad. | ||
| It's been bad. | ||
| I'm a guy, just so you know, I'm doing okay. | ||
| In fact, I'm doing a little bit better today than I've been doing the last week. | ||
| It has been a wild week. | ||
| It's been a wild life. | ||
| There are more hit pieces out on me, which I'm not going to give much light to. | ||
| But the takedown of Elijah Schaefer, I warned you about this, did we not, Savannah? | ||
| I warned them about this a few months, a month ago or two ago. | ||
| And I said, hey, I just noticed that there's this movement of people starting to gather information about me and that I feel like there's going to be this, like start to be this takedown of me. | ||
| Well, it's begun, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| I'm not going anywhere. | ||
| As long as crazy people exist. | ||
| Mark Confetti, let's go. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| All right, we're crazy. | ||
| So we do have a lot of stuff to talk about today. | ||
| And on that note, with some of the January 6th stuff, I do want to give an honorable mention here and just remind you that the president of the United States, in case you missed my show, You Are Here Last Night or anything that was happening, disclose.tv said, Justin, Kamala Harris equates January 6th to Pearl Harbor and 9-11. | ||
| We're not going to give any credence to that because it already passed. | ||
| But it is a reminder. | ||
| It is a reminder that how ridiculous the left has gotten. | ||
| You see this here. | ||
| This comes from the nationalpulse.com that the Democrats are drafting legislation to erect a permanent insurrection memorial. | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
| House Democrats introduced a bill to erect a permanent attack on the Capitol exhibit on the grounds of the U.S. Capitol. | ||
| Co-sponsored by nearly 20 Democrats, the bill dubbed the Capitol Remembrance Act would direct the architect of the Capitol to design and install in the United States Capitol an exhibit that depicts the attack on the Capitol that occurred on January 6th. | ||
| So they're not calling it an insurrection anymore, but the bill specifies that the project must be installed in a prominent location and retain a permanent status. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Would it be wrong if we somebody, not we, because I wouldn't do this because we wouldn't do this, but if people tore that down, isn't that just free speech? | ||
| Like people came in and tore that down. | ||
| Don't people just do what people do? | ||
| Nancy Pelosi said that, right? | ||
| Like people just do what they do what they do. | ||
| Writing is the voice of the unheard, Elijah. | ||
| Truly. | ||
| That's what I thought. | ||
| I thought of the underrepresented. | ||
| I thought tearing down memorials that you don't like was how we actually find progress. | ||
| So I don't condone violence. | ||
| I'm not condoning people tearing this down. | ||
| I'm just saying Nancy Pelosi condones it. | ||
| She supports it. | ||
| Maxine Waters supports it. | ||
| Brian Stelter supports it. | ||
| Diana Presley. | ||
| Diana Presley, AOC. | ||
| I mean, they all do. | ||
| Nadler, they're very big on tearing down monuments that are politically opposing what you believe. | ||
| I'm going to leave that there. | ||
| I'm going to leave it there. | ||
| And it's going to include artwork created to depict the attack on the Capitol. | ||
| Artwork? | ||
| Yeah, artwork. | ||
| It's like, oh, these people are insufferable. | ||
| They're insufferable. | ||
| You know how when you walk through airports and it's like a bunch of little paintings and pictures that little kids drew about, I don't know, Valentine's Day or something. | ||
| That's what this is going to be. | ||
| Just like Congress people who were, you know, there on January 6th, like AOC, just drawing their depiction of what they experienced. | ||
| I'm still trying to figure out how Nadler gets his pants so high. | ||
| Nobody knows, truly. | ||
| Well, let me see. | ||
| Jerry Nadler, high pants. | ||
| I think we have this here. | ||
| Like, I'm just thrilled. | ||
| Yeah, let's bring this up. | ||
| I'm trying to understand how Jared Nadler gets his pants up there. | ||
| Those are some big ass pants. | ||
| Investigating January 6th? | ||
| How about we investigate this? | ||
| Do you see this? | ||
| This is real. | ||
| What? | ||
| That's not real. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay, that one's photoshopped. | ||
| That one's photoshopped. | ||
| Okay, that was photoshopped. | ||
| But it's really close. | ||
| It's really close. | ||
| He does wear his pants. | ||
| I mean, look at that. | ||
| He wears them really high. | ||
| Anyway, I don't know. | ||
| I was going to say, if I was going to launch an investigation, this would be at the top of my prerogative was to find out how Jared Nadler finds a belt that fits around the circumference of Mars. | ||
| You know, like, that guy's big. | ||
| Yeah, we should put you in Congress, Elijah, because then you would actually use our taxpayer dollars for good. | ||
| Oh, I will. | ||
| Because that's a question that I want the answer to. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| Okay, so let's jump into this. | ||
| We got some stuff to talk about. | ||
| We got some really good stuff to talk about. | ||
| Obviously, we're going to start with some of the most important things since obviously January 6th was the most important thing. | ||
| And we remember this. | ||
| This story comes from the New York Post. | ||
| A transgender man gives birth after Grinder one night stand while transitioning and claims they are seahorse parents. | ||
| Okay, so this is a real story. | ||
| So look at that beautiful picture of that beautiful family. | ||
| They're just such attractive families. | ||
| What is the pinnacle of health and wellness mentally and physically in America? | ||
| For the podcast listeners, what you're seeing is physically fit and beautiful people on the screen. | ||
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Truly. | |
| Yeah, I'm like. | ||
| This is, I don't even want to read this, but we're going to read it. | ||
| We're going to read it. | ||
| I look at these. | ||
| Sarah, I look at these things. | ||
| I miss sometimes. | ||
| When it's just me and you in the studio, I miss these episodes because I know we're just both looking at it and going, hmm, how do we talk about this without getting kicked off the internet? | ||
| I truly like 2022 is the year of accelerationism and I am full accelerationist at this point. | ||
| And, you know, with that being said, I am going to continue on and say that this is such a beautiful family, the pinnacle of health. | ||
| The traditional family does need to be replaced by two obese men, women. | ||
| Transgenders. | ||
| Yeah, literally, seahorses. | ||
| Everyone should be raised by aquatic animals. | ||
| This is true. | ||
| I really believe. | ||
| And look at the kid's eyes. | ||
| He's like, help me. | ||
| He's like, please, God, it's only been five minutes. | ||
| And I already want to return. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Dude, I feel this baby's face. | ||
| He's like, the Vaseline on the eyes. | ||
| Like, you know what I mean? | ||
| That baby's been alive for 30 seconds. | ||
| He's already seen too much shit. | ||
| Dude, imagine you pop out of a vagina or whatever it is you're popping out of, and the first thing you see is you're like, those are my parents, and that's your genetics. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Genetic lottery didn't win that one. | ||
| Like, what did this person do in their afterlife to deserve this, this reincarnation? | ||
| I know, literally, this is probably going to be me growing up. | ||
| It says this, a transgender man, whatever that means, I, you know, in fact, I'm going to say this: transgender men are more men than real men, right? | ||
| That's the new statement. | ||
| Like, everyone, if you want to be a real man, the key to being a man is to become transgender. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you have to become a woman if you're a man to be a real man? | ||
| Because the manliest thing you can do is to be a woman. | ||
| I read that. | ||
| I've literally read that. | ||
| Please stop. | ||
| I cannot compute. | ||
| You said it was a year of accelerationism. | ||
| I cannot compute. | ||
| So to becoming the best man means to become a woman or to become the best man would be becoming a transgender person. | ||
| The only way I can compute that is that men are better at women, at everything, including being women. | ||
| Okay, so let's talk about this. | ||
| I think I need to zoom out a little bit. | ||
| So a transgender man is sleep, sharing his unplanned pregnancy. | ||
| So his unplanned pregnancy journey. | ||
| So a man, let's put this together, had an unplanned pregnancy. | ||
| I'll tell you this. | ||
| Elijah, are you pregnant? | ||
| Is that why you get kind of swollen sometimes? | ||
| Because you're just going through the phases of pregnancy? | ||
| I get swollen sometimes because my life sucks, but also dude, I just like woke up with like blood all over my face and my nose was like bloody. | ||
| I am just, my life is like such a mess. | ||
| Meho, you need to hydrate. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| My life is such a mess. | ||
| Anyways, a transgender man is sharing his unplanned pregnancy, but I am going to actually, I am back talking to like Christian people and not just insane people. | ||
| And like I had a friend call me who like rededicated his life to God and he was like really struggling with like a lot of like really core normal things that dudes, well, all humans struggle with, you know, just mortal sins and things like that and was really far away from God. | ||
| And he felt like God was, he's supposed to call me and we're supposed to meet because like, I need to like get back to a more sensitive place with the Holy Spirit and like like basically, was helping me, reminding me. | ||
| You know to understand that Christians remind each other. | ||
| You know like hey, some of the chaos and anxiety can be like taken away with peace if you like, but like you got to like make sure that you're letting the Holy Spirit transform you daily, like that you're, that you make sure you're get back in the word if you're not, those kinds of things. | ||
| So it's really encouraging to me because I've been. | ||
| It's been really a lot of chaos for me. | ||
| It's been a lot of a lot of things recently. | ||
| It's been a hard, it's been a hard time, but I it gave me a lot of peace to remember. | ||
| So I woke up today I read my couple chapters of my Bible, I prayed, and then you came to work to read about transgender, and now I'm talking about seahorses. | ||
| Seahorse men no, but I'm like that's, but everyone's got to remember that you know all the chaos. | ||
| Like I have to remember that too. | ||
| Like I'm like you know, we can all follow God better and be more obedient and love him, and so it's like. | ||
| It's like you know, if you're struggling, I'm with you and I am, I understand, but it's like, but I'm realizing I do. | ||
| What I'm missing is some of the peace that passes understanding, because I read stuff like this and there's just too much. | ||
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It's too much, it's too much Savannah, it's too much it really is. | |
| So I admit it, I have my weaknesses, but God like thankfully, God has mercy and grace for all of us and if you're struggling a little bit too in life, God's got you. | ||
| But speaking of people that are not are struggling. | ||
| A transgender man is sharing his unplanned pregnancy journey after getting knocked up from a Grinder one-night stand. | ||
| So this is to put this into perspective, okay? | ||
| Grinder is a gay dating app. | ||
| I think it's only, is it now for LGBT or is it just gay? | ||
| Like, is it lesbians? | ||
| You know, I don't have the Grindr app, surprisingly, on my phone, so I couldn't tell you. | ||
| But I, I mean, traditionally, it was. | ||
| Hey, if I had the app, I would know that if you do the drop-down menu, you can choose. | ||
| No, but I'm saying, I'm wondering if I, because I know that most apps like ask if you're a boy or a girl. | ||
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I'm like, I'm wondering, can is this your ghost self? | |
| Yeah, is it kind of like an LGBTQ app or is it just a gay app? | ||
| Let us know in the comments below. | ||
| Well, I don't really want to find out through research. | ||
| Somebody go research that for us because we're not going to. | ||
| No, because I'm just trying to understand if like if this person had to register as a transgender or if like you accidentally thought you were sleeping with a man and you ended up with a woman. | ||
| I was like, did this gay man just get robbed out of this night of gay excursions that could have happened? | ||
| So they're on a one-night stand. | ||
| Ash, they always have names like Ash. | ||
| It's always like Pico, Ash, and like Hummus. | ||
| I met a guy named Hummus in LA. | ||
| You did not. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yes, I did. | ||
| So Ash Patrick Shade, 28, was two years into his transition. | ||
| And by the way, guys, with the pronouns, I'm just reading the story. | ||
| We know that this is like a made-up identity. | ||
| It's not like this isn't, there's nothing based in reality here. | ||
| But let's just, let's just enjoy this. | ||
| When he became pregnant in February of 2020, wow. | ||
| Congratulations to this man. | ||
| Following a date with a man on Grindr, despite the fact the healthcare worker and PhD student was taking male hormone blockers at the time. | ||
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Wait. | |
| Okay. | ||
| I'm so confused. | ||
| Every single time I read these headlines or articles, I have to read them and then reread them three more times to understand. | ||
| Yeah, Ash Patrick Shade was two years into his transition when he became pre-suit. | ||
| So why would he be taking male hormone blockers? | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| Okay, I'm lost. | ||
| It's too confusing. | ||
| I actually know a lot about transgenderism. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| And people don't, I've told you, I did my thesis on it. | ||
| Dude, I remember they told me that it was too new. | ||
| Maybe it was supposed to be female. | ||
| Yeah, I thought the writers got confused. | ||
| I think it was female hormone blockers and I think nobody knows what's going on. | ||
| I think I know more. | ||
| Yeah, I think I know more what's going on here. | ||
| Everyone knows I'm the biggest advocate for the tease, but everyone, but I was going to say, actually, on the side note, is that I still find it funny that I almost didn't get my thesis approved because they said that like claiming that within five years it'll be normal to transition children is like a false premise. | ||
| And then it's like within two years after it published. | ||
| No, but I meant like, you know, it's like, you can't do, I always want to remind people that I was like, just like, that was like, what? | ||
| It's like maybe six, seven years ago when I was like in, you know, finishing school or whatever. | ||
| And it was like, not six, seven years ago. | ||
| It was like five, yeah, five years ago. | ||
| That was like 2015, 2016, somewhere like damn yours. | ||
| But it was like, it was like, yo, transitioning children is going to become a thing. | ||
| And it was like, no, it's not. | ||
| And then it was like, now people are like, if you don't transition your kid, you're a bigot. | ||
| Big facts. | ||
| Big facts. | ||
| Actually, the schools will transition your child for you. | ||
| And if you say no to that, then we will take them away from you. | ||
| I want them to transition all of me. | ||
| I went, okay, but now a one-year-old Ronin, run-year-old Ronin is being raised by Shade and his husband. | ||
| So Shade is a chick. | ||
| I think that's where we're getting confused. | ||
| It was taking female hormone blockers and so was looking like a dude. | ||
| And his husband, Jordan, quote, it was a huge shock, but I fell in love with my bump, said Shade, who called giving birth one of the most masculine things he's ever done. | ||
| This is the part of the show where I get triggered. | ||
| I told you, I just told you the most masculine thing you could do is give birth. | ||
| If you want to be a man, give birth. | ||
| I just, when I read these stories and I get mad about them, I then think about the time I was at the Women's March and told a transgender woman to his face that he will never be a woman and never get a period or get pregnant and made him cry. | ||
| So that was a fun day for me. | ||
| And when I see this shit and I get pissed off, I'm like, it's okay. | ||
| I said what I said and it was a rude thing. | ||
| Actually, it wasn't a rude thing to say. | ||
| It was just scientific. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| So as I'm like, I'm like, all these people are trying to take down my career right now. | ||
| And it's like, yeah, I made a transgender cry by telling them they were never going to be like me. | ||
| You will never be normal. | ||
| You shock. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That was in person, not on the internet. | ||
| So you can't get deleted off Getter for that one. | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| Actually, I don't know. | ||
| I'm the thing about the Getter thing, by the way, I talked about on the show last night. | ||
| I just would like to say with the Getter thing, I think it's really weird that around the time that I was pointing out some hypocrisies in the app and that it's not necessarily the path forward for freedom of speech due to a few different reasons, you know, because of number one, it's Chinese funding. | ||
| Number two, the way it bans people that they politically disagree with without violating directly their terms of service and without like giving answers. | ||
| It just makes me suspicious. | ||
| Like, I'm not against it. | ||
| I use a lot of apps. | ||
| I'll still use Getter, by the way. | ||
| I'll still use it. | ||
| I mean, I use a lot of things that I feel like does not reach the standards that we're hoping for. | ||
| But unfair for me to criticize and point out the fact that a lot of the people running this have a certain commonality. | ||
| They have a far, they have like a left-wing background. | ||
| They voted for Hillary. | ||
| They were against Donald Trump. | ||
| And so it's like, it's just like the Chinese money, the banning people like Twitter does without explaining why you're banned, removing people for vague things. | ||
| Like when I asked about Fuentes being banned, I was just giving a vague answer, like we don't allow people to recruit for white supremacy. | ||
| I was like, was he doing that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, and then, of course, and then it's so weird that I ask them about Fuentes, and then all of a sudden there's these hit pieces related to this going on the internet. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just, this stuff just, it's suspicious to me. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| I'll use Getter and I'm not against the company. | ||
| I'm not trying to take it down. | ||
| I just like, I hate it with all this stuff. | ||
| Like, that's why even this article we're talking about with the transgender, like I get confused and I reach out to people to clarify. | ||
| And when I end up more confused at the end of something, it makes me suspicious. | ||
| Like when you read this, you're going, this is so confusing. | ||
| I can't even track. | ||
| I don't believe anything in here. | ||
| So when like a company like Getter tries to explain things to me, but they don't explain it clearly. | ||
| And when they're asked about their Chinese funding, they plead the fifth, literally in court and stuff. | ||
| I'm like, well, I think I just want to know what's going on. | ||
| I just want to, I want to know. | ||
| That's all I'm getter. | ||
| I just want to know what you guys are up to and whether or not I should publicly endorse you before I, you know, I'm just saying, like, I want to know. | ||
| That's all I do. | ||
| I think what you're doing is actual journalism. | ||
| And that's why, you know, the average journalist nowadays just attacks you when you actually try to do journalistic work and try to, you know, uncover some of these things. | ||
| It ends up that you become the topic of discussion there because you're the one trying to actually ask the real questions in life. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And by the way, because I did make a public claim that I was shadow banned on Getter, and people who I'm assuming somehow are related to Getter, obviously a lot of people dogpiled on me saying I was making that up. | ||
| However, your boy keeps the receipts. | ||
| Your boy keeps the receipts. | ||
| And Getter looked for my account. | ||
| The Getter, the Getter organization, the company looked for my account on their own app and said, oh, this is you, huh? | ||
| And it wasn't me. | ||
| And they couldn't find me. | ||
| And I had to send them the link to my profile because they couldn't find it in search. | ||
| So, because they were countering my claim saying, oh, yeah, they could find me. | ||
| Here you are. | ||
| And it wasn't me. | ||
| So I'm just saying to the people that are like come after me and are accusing me that I'm trying to like take down Getter. | ||
| I am not trying to do that. | ||
| I have no interest in ruining a company. | ||
| I just want to know the correlation between the Chinese funding of the app, their banning process looking very similar to Twitter and just as liberal. | ||
| And the fact that when someone like me asks questions, suddenly hit pieces come out regarding this stuff. | ||
| And I'm dogpiled on by people that I thought were my friends. | ||
| So it doesn't leave a good taste in my mouth. | ||
| And this has always happened when I ask the right questions is that people get mad. | ||
| And I think that I'm onto something. | ||
| Not to mention, again, like I said, all the back end political support for the left from the people running it. | ||
| Not Jason Miller, he's cool, but just some of the other people. | ||
| It's alarming, to say the least. | ||
| And I'd probably put a better statement on this publicly in the future. | ||
| But with this thing, that's why I bring this up because it's just like, this is so confusing to me, Savannah. | ||
| It said it had never occurred to me that I could get pregnant whilst on testosterone and estrogen blockers. | ||
| See, we were right. | ||
| They messed up. | ||
| As it's such a rare occurrence, Shade from Huntington, West Virginia told Mercury Press. | ||
| So good on them. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| That was a beautiful story. | ||
| Can we see that baby's face one more time? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He grew up so fast. | ||
| What a cute baby. | ||
| Let's just cheer for the beautiful family coming together. | ||
| And guys, if you love hearing stories like this, and obviously you walk around, you work out, and you need a pair of headphones. | ||
| Even if you have one, you need a spare, right? | ||
| And so that's why right now I've got to talk about Raycons. | ||
| Now, Raycons are amazing because they're affordable and they are the best quality sound for the price. | ||
| They're not expensive like the other guys. | ||
| You can get a few for the same price as the competition. | ||
| And they're small and they have a very long charge and they are extremely discreet. | ||
| They wick away sweat. | ||
| I had lost my raycons for two months and I was so sad. | ||
| And I found them when I was moving. | ||
| I have the blue ones. | ||
| The little ones go in your ear, which are great. | ||
| And they even greet you with a little Raycon greeting. | ||
| They have over-the-ear ear headphones. | ||
| It comes in a variety of different colors. | ||
| And of course, like, because I'm like somebody, I lose things. | ||
| So I have to have like three pairs of headphones. | ||
| I don't know if you're like that, Savannah, but always losing, you know, losing everything in my mind. | ||
| I'm literally losing everything, right? | ||
| Like I don't always losing it. | ||
| So I went ahead and bought a pair of Raycons, even though I had a pair of headphones, and they're amazing. | ||
| And right now, slightly offensive listeners can get 15% off their Raycon order at buyraycon.com slash offensive. | ||
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| Check out all the designs, styles, get something that both doesn't break the bank and, of course, helps your ears feel tickled. | ||
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| I don't know if they're going to be like me saying they'll tickle your ears, but they'll tickle mine. | ||
| I feel like getting tickled right now, Savannah, by some good information. | ||
| Well, you're not going to get it on this show. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| So speaking of weird things too, there was a gay black man who was explaining this, actually explaining this new woke biology on how like pregnant, how men can be pregnant. | ||
| This is like the new thing about pregnancy in men, that it's like we're pushing this doctrine that men can get pregnant. | ||
| And it's not just a rare occurrence. | ||
| There's like a whole woke ideology about that. | ||
| Let's listen to what he has to say. | ||
|
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This is a pregnant man. | |
| Yes, they are female to male. | ||
| When he went to the hospital and had his child, he was upset because many of the hospital staff was referring to him as the mother. | ||
| Some of you may say this is, what's the problem with that? | ||
| He is biologically the mother. | ||
| And while that is true, here's why it's disrespectful. | ||
| He goes by male pronouns and is a male. | ||
| Yes, he did just have a child, which is something that traditionally a mother does, but he is a man. | ||
| He is the father. | ||
| When you're referring to him and you're talking straight to him, why would you give him mother, knowing that that's traditionally a woman when he's identifying as a man? | ||
| Your mind should automatically say father. | ||
| And at no point do you catch yourself and say father. | ||
| You just keep saying mother. | ||
| That's why it's problematic because you're seeing a man. | ||
| Yes, he just had a child, but you're seeing a man with a whole ass beard and you're still saying mother. | ||
| You would think that your mind would tell you, I should probably say father. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So, um, just today's one of those days where you're just like, you look at this stuff and you go, first of all, I know you think you look cute with your pink lipstick and your little like halter top. | ||
| I was literally going to be like, someone with a leave that nasty and nappy cannot talk to me about anything. | ||
| Yeah, I was like, okay. | ||
| Like, there's so much to break down on this. | ||
| For those of the blind viewers who are listening, this, there's a lot going on here. | ||
| We have a man of color, right? | ||
| That's what we have to make sure we point out there. | ||
| We have a man of color holding a tea person's belly. | ||
| So it's a dude's face and a woman's pregnant stomach. | ||
| And okay, you do you. | ||
| But now we are talking about, like, there are things going on. | ||
| Guys, syphilis is rising in New York. | ||
| There are problems going on around the country. | ||
| But what we are carrying, I don't even know if syphilis is rising in New York. | ||
| I'm just making it up, but I'm making up problems too. | ||
| One of the problems we're making up is whether or not we're misquoting pregnant women that look like men. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| A lot of my favorite part about this video too is that the person in this video has to pronunciate the pronoun so much and really think about the pronoun so much because he's even confused about what he's saying. | ||
| He's like, this man who's he that just gave birth and isn't a woman? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| So besides the fact of this being alarming and sort of what makes me want to just end my life right now, I can give a little bit of analysis. | ||
| So mother is the mom, the person who carries the baby. | ||
| So you are a mother, even if you look like a man. | ||
| The point is, is like, have you ever noticed too, like it's really sad because like the one problem with the most of these people, the ones that cannot be named, is that the biggest issue they have is like two things. | ||
| So when the guys turn into girls, the two biggest issues that give it away, it's the hips and the voice, right? | ||
| They sound like a gay man and then they have their body like is like this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Kez calls me Senor Snake Hips because she goes, your hips literally just go, I'm like, yeah, I'm a guy. | ||
| What do you expect? | ||
| I wear under attack boxers. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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But the girls, they always have this voice like this. | |
| Like it always talks like this. | ||
|
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Like, listen, my name's Roger and you need to call me he, him. | |
| And here's the reason why. | ||
| And it sounds like you're like, I'm just imagining Elliot Page playing James Bond and that being the voice the entire time. | ||
| That's me. | ||
| James Band. | ||
|
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I've come here to remove the forces of hormone blocking. | |
| I've come to liberate your country from the evils of Christianity. | ||
| So true. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| I'm really a man. | ||
| Look at me because I, you know, look at me. | ||
| I'm a man. | ||
| I gave birth. | ||
| Out of here with that. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
| Done with you. | ||
|
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Modern day society needs to be burned. | |
| Get that out of my face. | ||
| Get that off. | ||
| Delete it. | ||
| Put this baby back on. | ||
| I want to see a beautiful family. | ||
| Put this baby back on. | ||
| Where's the baby at? | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's so beautiful. | ||
| Truly. | ||
| My earpiece has fallen out. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, the interesting thing about all this is we have more to talk about. | ||
| So that's a 20 days into 2022, and I already want to self-delete. | ||
| I know. | ||
|
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I know. | |
| No, I'm fully with you on that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So we also have a new gender we've got to discuss. | ||
|
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Yay. | |
| Yeah, we got a new gender called an apogender, which now is, we're finding out is called they pronouns. | ||
| I'm really excited about this. | ||
| I've been wondering about the apogender for a long time. | ||
| I've been thinking about what I need in my life. | ||
| And I thought, you know what? | ||
| People trying to make me out to be a horrible guy. | ||
| People try to destroy my career. | ||
| Lying constantly about me, slandering me, trying to destroy my personal life, coming after my friends, people causing problems for our advertisers, making my life difficult. | ||
| I don't know, destroying our country, securing elections, and all that stuff. | ||
| I thought, you know what? | ||
| You know what I care about is learning about a new gender. | ||
| This is the great heroine for the retarded people. | ||
| Like, that's what it is. | ||
| Just like, hey, there's a new gender. | ||
| And then we're just like, dude. | ||
| I'm just glad you have your priorities straight, Elijah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So please remember that the newest gender of the week should be at the forefront of everybody's mind. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| Let's go ahead and let's watch about apogender who wants to be called a they. | ||
| We have a few more gender videos before we even transition to some news. | ||
|
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I have a question for the alphabet mafia. | |
| If you're not a member of the LGBTQIA community and you're somehow straight and found me, one, how? | ||
| And two, just keep scrolling. | ||
| So I am Apogeender. | ||
| My pronouns are he, they. | ||
| And as you can tell, I'm masked presenting. | ||
| So my question is this. | ||
| I always get he, I almost never get the they. | ||
| Because I'm mask presenting and I do appear more masculine. | ||
| Does that just negate the they? | ||
| I understand that he is my main pronoun, but sometimes it's nice to, you know, hear the they portion of the pronoun. | ||
| That just never happens because I appear more masculine. | ||
| So I just don't know if people think it just negates the fact that the they part is there just because I'm built like a bear. | ||
| Built like a bear. | ||
| Okay, well, I tuned out there for a second because I never miss people who look like that. | ||
| I usually just turn my ears off and I move on with my life. | ||
| What's the first indicator? | ||
| Is it the piercings on the face, the green hair, the obesity? | ||
| My brother's got an entire ecosystem growing on his face. | ||
| Got some moss. | ||
| He has some moss, the neck beard, this piercing. | ||
| Like, bro, somebody found a video of me from 2015. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| 100 pounds heavier. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Do you know how I was like actually like, you know, even though for a second with all that stuff, I gained a little bit of weight, like chunky weight. | ||
| For most of my life, I was like extremely thin. | ||
| You were used to be a sick bug, dude. | ||
| And I've had to like put on weight. | ||
| Like I've put on like 40 pounds of masks. | ||
| Like even like even before I got chubby, I like worked out and put on over a couple years, like literally like three or four years, but like 40 pounds of mask because I was like so thin and small and emaciated. | ||
| This was you back in the day. | ||
| Yeah, literally, literally, I was so small. | ||
| I got made fun of her being thin and tiny. | ||
| And so I put on masks. | ||
| Now I'm like 6'3 and like 225 pounds. | ||
| And now people see you in real life and they're like, you're giant. | ||
| And you're like, I know. | ||
| Everybody always says that when they meet me. | ||
| They never knew. | ||
| They never knew. | ||
| They never. | ||
| Well, look, we look at we're the same height and everyone is four and a half feet taller than you. | ||
| So we're not. | ||
| This is accurate representation. | ||
| We're the same height. | ||
| Realistically, it's like. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| But here we go. | ||
| So they have the apogender. | ||
| And I love how this idea of, remember, they wanted to be accepted by the straits. | ||
| So we had, they wanted to be accepted. | ||
| And this is what it changes from is we've gone full circle to where, you know, whether it's the issues with the whites and the blacks, where the blacks now want their own, you know, they want their own neighborhoods. | ||
| They want their own graduation ceremonies. | ||
| The gays now want their own spaces that straight people can't go in. | ||
| Now, what's interesting, though, is I thought that nobody's straight and we're all somewhere on the spectrum. | ||
| Wasn't that what they were saying? | ||
| That was like, I think it was like last year we had those videos where they're like, no, but here's why nobody's really straight. | ||
| So this guy obviously is not woke enough to realize. | ||
| Cancel him immediately. | ||
| Remember what I said this the other day and I tell you the truth. | ||
| It's not gay if you do it for public safety and health. | ||
| Because no, it's true. | ||
| You can do anything that goes against your conscience or is wrong as long as you're fighting COVID. | ||
| So it ain't gay if it's to fight the COVID. | ||
| True. | ||
| Or racial justice. | ||
| If you add that in, you can also use that. | ||
|
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Sad, sad. | |
| What? | ||
| You were making out with a girl? | ||
| It was for racial justice. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You don't understand. | ||
| I was swapping my antibodies. | ||
| I had to give her antibodies. | ||
| I had COVID recently. | ||
| I know. | ||
| As long as it's to fight COVID, it ain't gay. | ||
| But the truth of the matter is, is that the apogender, I didn't really catch what that meant. | ||
| The apogenders just said he's like, he's a mask. | ||
| Is that a transgender again? | ||
| He said, I'm apogender. | ||
| And then after that, all I heard was bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. | ||
| Oh, I'm going, I'm coming to liberate you. | ||
| Oh, it's a real thing. | ||
| Let me look this up right now. | ||
| I'm going to see if I can find it. | ||
| Why? | ||
| As they add more genders, the flag physically looks more and more sickly with the colors that they choose. | ||
| They literally added the color of poop to the LGBTQ flag last year. | ||
| Yeah, now this is apparently the apogender flag. | ||
| Can I put this up? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| I don't, is this what this is? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Should we try? | ||
| Bring this up. | ||
| See if we can. | ||
| Oh, it's not private. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The connection is not private, guys. | ||
| I guess we're not doing that. | ||
| Sorry, you're not allowed to access the apogender flag via your internet because you are a straight white man. | ||
| Well, and that's illegal. | ||
| My freaking earpiece hurts so badly. | ||
| I hate this thing. | ||
| Okay, but I'm just a complaint. | ||
| My life's so hard. | ||
| My life's so hard. | ||
| I have to wear an earpiece. | ||
| I should go do something manly and go give birth. | ||
| You guys don't get how hard it is, okay? | ||
| I'm getting hard from looking at apogenders. | ||
| It's getting chubby. | ||
| I was getting a semi from that guy. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Go back. | ||
| Sav, you told me you got a chubby from that. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| You could have one. | ||
| You could be a girl and have one. | ||
| It's a part of the growth. | ||
| Yeah, it really just depends on how you identify that day, you know? | ||
| Yeah, so we also have just, I'm starting to get tired from just these people. | ||
| It gets worse. | ||
| It just gets worse. | ||
| And I'm like, I want to be comedic about this, but there's also part of me that's like. | ||
| It's just going to get worse. | ||
| We also have, there's this guy who's talking about what I've been saying for a long time about the tea people. | ||
| He says that he's no longer in his body as a tea person. | ||
| So he's like, he's trans, he's transhumanism. | ||
| He's transcended humanity. | ||
| Dude, no, no. | ||
| His body. | ||
| This video is actually really sad. | ||
| He's like talking about his mental illness. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Like, we've gone past the point of no return. | ||
| Like, people have left the chat. | ||
| They've left the realm of reality. | ||
| Dude, did you see that other TikTok the other day where the woman was like, I don't think you guys understand. | ||
| I'm physically and mentally ill. | ||
| And people were like, we know. | ||
| I feel like these people, these TikTokers, have gotten so crazy that they're now just admitting their mental illness because that's the next phase of this. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| No, you're 100% right. | ||
| Let's go and let's watch this. | ||
|
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Hi, everybody. | |
| It's your friendly female alter art. | ||
| It's 10:30 at night, and I don't want to go to bed. | ||
| Right now is the first time I have been grounded in the body in a week. | ||
| Every other time I've fronted them last week, I've been disoriented. | ||
| The reason I don't want to go to bed is because I'm never the one who wakes up. | ||
| It's always Asher or Chris. | ||
| And I don't know when the next time I will front and be grounded is. | ||
| In case y'all are wondering, grounded means you are in the body fully. | ||
| You feel the body. | ||
| You're 100% in control of it. | ||
| And every time I've fronted in the last week and a half, it's always been somebody else being close to me or other people talking so much. | ||
| I can't get grounded. | ||
| I know we try to show a lot of the lighthearted stuff and we try to show that you can be happy. | ||
| But I don't think people really understand what it's like to live like this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Just stop for a second. | ||
| These people need to stop getting special treatment. | ||
| Like, I don't really know who I am. | ||
| I don't feel like myself. | ||
| Nobody does. | ||
| Like, what are you talking about? | ||
| First of all, that's called going through junior high. | ||
| And then most of your adult life is working through the trauma from being from junior high in high school and like a kid your life. | ||
| And it's like, oh, I'm changing. | ||
| Bro, yesterday I was sick. | ||
| Today I'm not. | ||
| Oh my gosh, I feel different today. | ||
| Literally, I do feel different today. | ||
| I don't, you're going to feel different every day. | ||
| Sometimes, like, these people always say this, like, I'm asexual because sometimes I don't want to have sex. | ||
| Every human being sometimes doesn't want to have sex. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| You know what I want to have sex while I'm pooping? | ||
| Am I asexual and on the toilet? | ||
| No, but I was like, this guy's next level. | ||
| He's like, Chris, Asher, and art. | ||
| Which one am I today? | ||
| Like, he's like multiple personalities. | ||
| Yeah, this man legit has like multiple personalities. | ||
| He said that he wakes up as he doesn't want to go to sleep because then he'll wake up as Asher or Chris. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Art right now. | ||
| Who's an 18-year-old she, her gatekeeper? | ||
| So that. | ||
| So that's who's been behind the world's problems. | ||
| We found the gatekeeper. | ||
| We found the gatekeeper. | ||
|
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There it is. | |
| Those are the ones keeping the gates. | ||
| You thought it was the cabal or whatever. | ||
| It's those people. | ||
| Yeah, it's multiple personality mentally. | ||
| By the way, I'm having to be a little careful in my speech because there's quite a bit of shit out there right now trying to ruin my life. | ||
| So I'm trying to be careful because I don't want to die. | ||
| But I will say, so we have that. | ||
| We also have, we also have, we also have, remember this. | ||
| I don't think we got over this in the last video. | ||
| I just want to show you guys this. | ||
| I don't even think we need to really put the sound up, the mental illness bald woman. | ||
| Let's not. | ||
| So it's just when you look like this, I think she was saying that like that people walked by her at the hospital and laughed. | ||
| Yeah, it says, I'm literally sat waiting for a mental health appointment and two of the doctors just walked past, looked at me, and then pissed themselves laughing. | ||
| Dude, I would be terrified if I said that. | ||
|
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I'd be like, which part, which side of your head is your face mask? | |
| The top or the bottom? | ||
| Hey, I would be like, I would make it like a joke. | ||
| I would make it like a joke. | ||
| Like, you'd come in and be like, hmm, I could not. | ||
| So you're here. | ||
| Are you sure you're at the right office here for a mental health evaluation? | ||
| Are you sure you're in the right place? | ||
| What species are you? | ||
| Yeah, you know, pet codes down the street. | ||
| You lost what you call the dog catcher. | ||
| Dude, these people wear their illness on their face. | ||
| And that's the sad part about this. | ||
| People need wholeness. | ||
| They need hope. | ||
| They need love. | ||
| You like, sometimes I can get really critical and so can you of these people, like just wanting them all to die or like, you know, be like deleted or whatever. | ||
| But, but, but, but at the, at the same time. | ||
| I was like, get help or die. | ||
|
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No, no, but I, but I really, I guess I really struggle. | |
| Like, I'm in a faith struggle right now. | ||
| Not in the belief in God. | ||
| Same, actually. | ||
| But like, I am in a faith struggle. | ||
| And I'm willing to admit that. | ||
| Like, I'm in a bit of like, like, just like, I'm in a wrestling place with God on some of these things. | ||
| Cause it's like, I've talked to my mentor. | ||
| Like, my mentor is such a good guy, Jakob Bouillons. | ||
| But, you know, like, he was just telling me, like, you know, not to hate these people and to have a broken heart for them, that God would save them. | ||
| But to still fight against injustice and evil. | ||
| Like, meaning if they're pushing degeneracy and evil in the world, still speak out against it and fight it while not letting that remove your heart of compassion for the sinners and the sick in this world. | ||
| But to fight their evil is one thing because the devil's behind their evil. | ||
| But obviously not to not hate, but to love, to tell him, like you are made in the image of God and you're not made in the image of Brian Stelter's head in clown makeup. | ||
| Like whatever that was going on there. | ||
| Dude, and I think that's the difficult part of this too, especially with our commentary is we're savage. | ||
| Yeah, it's like we don't want to be judgmental and we do want to be loving, but at the same time, what are we supposed to do with this? | ||
| And also, it is because it is these types of people who are on the streets and in our country that are fundamentally changing things. | ||
| So at the same time, it's like, because I even used to have beef with, you know, how much we would roast people, but at the same time, it's like, these are the people that are fundamentally altering our rules, our laws, our language, our science. | ||
| What do we do? | ||
| Well, and that's why I am. | ||
| I do wrestle with this stuff. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| People think I'm like, a lot of people think I'm just mean. | ||
| But if you meet me in real life, I'm not that mean. | ||
| Yeah, you're a pretty chill guy. | ||
| Yeah, I was like, I'm really not that mean. | ||
| I mean, I do dumb shit like anyone. | ||
| Sometimes I say bad words and stuff, but I'm really trying to do my best, right? | ||
| I'm a guy and I'm in a new world and I don't know what's going on. | ||
| But I'm really trying to make sense of the world. | ||
| It's been my whole thing on this, on this journey. | ||
| It's like, I don't want to just come from a position and then just be there. | ||
| Even if I was six months ago, you know, like I can change my position on how to treat these people in the moment. | ||
| Not because it contradicts how I treated them then. | ||
| It's just as the world changes, right? | ||
| Like even the show changes. | ||
| What we cover changes. | ||
| Like things have been interesting. | ||
| This show has always been a show about the culture and just what's going on. | ||
| And, you know, there was a season where I, you know, before I learned about the clown pill, where I was really going crazy from all this stuff. | ||
| And then I learned to laugh at it. | ||
| It changed me. | ||
| But now I'm like, where's the God pill in this kind of like, cause I noticed that, like, I got a little worldly. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like, like, I've been too close to the world to roast the world, that the world kind of singed me. | ||
| Like the fires, right? | ||
| With like Daniel and whatnot, like, where they got too close to the fire and the people died that tried to throw them in the flames. | ||
| Like, meaning, like, even if you get close to these people, they're so toxic and there's so much demonic stuff. | ||
| Like, I never think about that of how many demons are probably tied to these people and this stuff and are just trying to like ruin our life. | ||
| Because if you gain the whole world, if we're successful, Savannah, if we continue to grow and gain the whole world and we continue to move in our careers, but we lose our soul, the Bible says you've gained nothing. | ||
| Like, if we lose who we are with Christ, and it's hard as an adult, especially I wouldn't say a young adult anymore, but you know, late, late 20s or whatever, just you're like mid-20s, 19. | ||
| You'd be a 19-year-old, Savannah. | ||
| It's like it is, it is just a rough thing to like keep that sensitivity to God and to stay in your word, to be praying. | ||
| And if you're Catholic, you know, be going to confession and to be taking this holy sacrament and whatever denomination you are. | ||
| But it's just like, I need to get back into that more. | ||
| I'm like, I need that. | ||
| So I need the peace of Christ just to obey Christ in alone. | ||
| Like, I need to be more obedient to him. | ||
| But also, I'm realizing that what I need is supernatural peace. | ||
| I need something from, I need like God's power in my life. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I just need it. | ||
| And I'm breaking the loop today so I can break the cycle tomorrow. | ||
| And it's true. | ||
| Anyway, that was also because I thought I was going to die today because it's because just January 6th, I thought the world was going to end and that's going to end. | ||
| So I decided to get my life right with God. | ||
| No, but I just meant. | ||
| Yeah, but I just meant it's really good. | ||
| I just, I just really appreciate it. | ||
| And I'm really happy. | ||
| And John was really nice too. | ||
| I don't even really understand the rosary, but John gave me a rosary to hold on to and just to pray some stuff. | ||
| And I thought that was really nice of him to care about my spiritual well-being in a time where it just feels like it's attack after attack. | ||
| And I just feel like I'm running out of energy. | ||
| Anyway, before we go any further, I want to remind you guys, speaking of energy, if you want to really get something that will keep you going, I'm talking about the best meat that you can buy from small farms. | ||
| It doesn't have antibiotics. | ||
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| That's actually true. | ||
| So basically, you can get any meat you want. | ||
| You can get, I get Atlantic salmon, I get whole chickens, I get pork shoulders. | ||
| I try not to do a lot of pork myself, but it's good. | ||
| I've done some really good, just some really good meats. | ||
| I really, I really do love the ribeye, it is my favorite. | ||
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| And honestly, it's very competitively priced and it's not very expensive compared to what meat is like, even in the store. | ||
| And it's just like a great way to just have all the meat delivered. | ||
| And you just, it's so good. | ||
| I souve eat my steaks. | ||
| Do you souve eat your steaks, Savannah? | ||
| I don't even know what the hell you just said. | ||
| The French way of making steaks. | ||
| I've been doing that a lot recently and I've been really enjoying it. | ||
| I'm going to throw my steak in a pan, but I am on carnivore. | ||
| So these types of boxes are really kind of fun. | ||
| Are you really on carnivore right now? | ||
| I am. | ||
| These types of boxes are super convenient. | ||
| Should I do it? | ||
| Is it working? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| And you get to eat meat all day. | ||
| And then again, you have moink box. | ||
| They send you your meat. | ||
| You don't do any vegetables or anything? | ||
|
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Just eggs and meat, dude. | |
| I could use. | ||
| I actually think my mental health, I need to take better care of it right now. | ||
| You need moink box. | ||
| I need moink box. | ||
| We also have to remind you guys that we are moving on as a country. | ||
| We are genuinely moving on to a place. | ||
| I need to find this if I can find this. | ||
| I just remind you too that we are now also not only transhumanist, but we are now identifying as ghosts. | ||
| According to this page, Libs of TikTok, an amazing account, which I found out is not related to the Instagram libs of TikTok, who I've also worked and helped with. | ||
| And Libs and TikTok and I go way back. | ||
| We just talked the other day about just she just was thanking me or the show, you guys, for helping launch that page. | ||
| And it's really cool. | ||
| And we were really able to give it a lot of traction early on. | ||
| And now everyone uses that. | ||
| But I'm really glad because people mocked this show when we started doing TikToks years ago and started telling us it was childish and there was no place in that in the political world. | ||
| And a lot of people mocked me. | ||
| And then everyone started asking me, where do you get them? | ||
| And then it's like, oh, from a lot of places. | ||
| But if you want to get some, you can get some from here too. | ||
| But this person's using the phrase ghost, ghosts, and ghost selfs as their pronouns. | ||
| And you can see here, they also look like a four-year-old. | ||
| They got into their mom's makeup. | ||
| They always, it's the hair. | ||
| Savannah, they all look the same. | ||
| They look like a character of ghostbusters right here. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| Where's Bruce Wayne? | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| What is going on here? | ||
| I saw, I don't know, this is not related to the ghost self, but I was laughing because there is this, I don't know, it's just like a, I don't know, it was like a skit. | ||
| I remember I saw it, but it was like, how to find who Batman is. | ||
| And it's like, the guy walks up to Bruce. | ||
| He's like, hey, thanks, Batmanios. | ||
| No worries. | ||
|
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He's like, no, oh, I meant, I don't know who Batman is. | |
| My name's Bruce. | ||
| He's like, all right, Batman. | ||
|
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Ah, all right. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| For the podcast listeners who have no idea how we made that jump, it's because this person looks like the Joker. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Looks like the Joker. | ||
|
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Ah, ah, modern society. | |
| Looks like the Joker. | ||
| It looks pretty scary to me. | ||
| Yeah, I look at the modern day and I'm like, where did the concept of reject modernity embrace tradition even come from? | ||
| Because the modern day is just so glorious. | ||
| We saw that horrified baby get birthed by a man. | ||
| We have the Joker here ready to terrorize America. | ||
| We have January 6th, which was verifiably worse than any event that's ever happened in the world. | ||
| It's very modern times are beautiful. | ||
| So I did want to say that. | ||
| Speaking of that, we're in a very good position here. | ||
| We're rough. | ||
| We're barely getting back into this. | ||
| Savannah's like two shades darker than me. | ||
| We got a lot of work to do in here. | ||
| It actually looks like the Death Star in here. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| It does. | ||
| Like the 70s Death Star type thing. | ||
| We've got like the neon vibes going on, very like lava lamp type vibes. | ||
| They spend like 50 grand on a studio and SAS goes. | ||
| Called it 70s Death Star Lava Lamp. | ||
| That's what it looks like. | ||
| I'm not mad about it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There's no winning. | ||
| All right. | ||
| But the fat people won. | ||
| Obesity won. | ||
| If anything I've learned from COVID is that obesity has won and we've lost. | ||
| And Target is feeding their mannequins vaccine boosters. | ||
| What's sad is I know people who look like this. | ||
| So like, do you know people that you know a guy who looks just like that? | ||
| You mad man. | ||
| Like every other person I know looks like that. | ||
|
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Literally. | |
| So I'm not talking smack. | ||
| I'm just saying that they have won. | ||
| They have defeated the healthiness. | ||
| And in the end of all this, as we've gone through all this, it is crazy because people are going to continue to be fat. | ||
| They're going to take boosters. | ||
| We have some announcements as well about which we didn't get into a lot, but with France, you know, making life, quote, miserable for the people who live there and also intentionally making it difficult, even Australia, for unvaccinated people to access basic life things like grocery stores. | ||
| I have a lot of family who's unvaccinated and lives in foreign countries, some of these countries, and they are not having a good time. | ||
| That's all I'm going to say. | ||
| And there may come a point where I will have to pay the $270,000 to fly them private out of their nation and smuggle them through the southern border, possibly, because then they don't need to get vaccinated to come in here. | ||
| But also saying, it's crazy. | ||
| It's crazy talk. | ||
| And also, too, one thing that I've learned about the vaccines this year, we're already planning on doing six. | ||
| So three boosters are planned for this year, which is good. | ||
| I think we just should bump it up. | ||
| We're lower numbers than I was expecting, right, Savannah? | ||
| Should be like, what are you hoping? | ||
| What are you hoping for? | ||
| A high score, 20 vaccines, 50 vaccines? | ||
| Yeah, let's go 50. | ||
| You know, in Italy, they also mandated that what everyone over 50 has to get vaccinated. | ||
| So we're still missing that forced mandate here entirely. | ||
| And then maybe another 58 boosters. | ||
| Yeah, everyone has to get vaccinated. | ||
| Oh, your reckoning's coming. | ||
|
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You guys are going to pay bad. | |
| Reckoning's coming. | ||
| Reckoning's coming. | ||
| You always happens. | ||
| It always comes to these evil people. | ||
| Your time is coming. | ||
| That's all I'm going to say anyway. | ||
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| It doesn't cost you anything. | ||
| And of course, we have so many nice reviews and that we are able to continue to get advertisers, even though we're demonetized everywhere. | ||
| So like we don't have any money coming in besides the fact that you guys write epic reviews and we really appreciate it, which is why everyone's always trying to ruin our life and take away our entire shows. | ||
| Let's read a couple of reviews from you guys to say a huge thank you for leaving for watching this show. | ||
| We got a review from Bobby Joe. | ||
| Sis came for Doyle content. | ||
| Stayed for Elijah and Sav. | ||
| They definitely understand what is happening and aren't afraid to be honest. | ||
| So thank you so much. | ||
| Elijah is, but we have one more. | ||
| Oh, wait, what? | ||
| Was it called Elijah's Based? | ||
| We have one from 55289999166683. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| It says, let's go. | ||
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| Glad to have awesome voices to listen to. | ||
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| Savannah, as we end out in the show, as we talk about this, we have a lot of good stuff to cover next week. | ||
| We have a lot of good stuff coming up. | ||
| This is going to be the year of accelerationism. | ||
| We've talked about this. | ||
| We are accelerating things. | ||
| And of course, bear with us with some lighting, sound, and other issues as we get this studio up to shape. | ||
| We got a lot going on. | ||
| There's a lot of things happening. | ||
| I think I have 440 shows now to film every day. | ||
| But like I like to say, you can follow me in Savannah in the links below in our link trees for the slightly offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV. | ||
| I'm your top 17 host or a 19. | ||
| I don't even know anymore. | ||
| Me, Elijah Schaefer, always joined by Savannah Hernandez. | ||
| Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America. |