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2022 is kind of already worse than 2021.
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And before we start this video, you know how we always joke that we're in a broom closet and it's literally under construction.
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Well, whenever we go to a four shot on this episode with Sab in it, the audio for some reason switches to where it sounds like we're in a stadium.
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And I don't know why.
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And we're very confused.
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We have to figure this out.
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But we recorded the episode and it's so good.
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So enjoy.
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Nine months from now, you know what I'm saying?
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That's a show I am so down to host to.
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You better hit me up for that one Ryan.
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We're truly hosting this one.
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GAYE It's 2022 and people are still acting like losers.
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No surprise there.
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You know, guys, I thought that we were going to start this day possibly good, that 2022 was going to start out better than 2021.
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Nope, same bullshit, same people.
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And we're back.
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I got amazing guests with me today, Megan Nagger.
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It's nature.
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We're going up, Nagger.
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It's Nager.
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It's Najer.
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It's like the G is like a J, but everyone says it like Nagger.
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Megan Nagger.
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Hey, people that are annoying, right?
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N blank, G-G-E-R-S.
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Stop it.
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Naggers.
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People that NAG, we've known that.
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That's a good one.
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We also have Jorge Ventura, journalist and newly found commentator from the Daily Caller.
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Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
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On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color COC blasting in people's faces.
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Megan, you like that?
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I really, really love it.
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I love this.
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What about you?
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You like the COC on your face, George?
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I love it.
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It's getting a little hardier.
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It is hot.
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Okay, guys.
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So we have a lot of bullshit to talk about today.
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Obviously, it's been a crazy year.
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It's already started out.
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We have, you know, six booster shots is the prediction for the year.
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We're already at the mode where we're injecting, practicing injecting infants.
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When we know that's good, we should start injecting fetuses.
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Yes, I think while they're in the mother's womb, you just give them at least three or four and then.
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I think we should inject them in the tips of our penises too.
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I think we should start.
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We should start doing that.
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It probably feels good.
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Oh, we have not already been doing that?
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I thought that was the thing.
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Yeah, I thought we were already doing it.
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Okay, but obviously, as you guys saw, we do have some weird stuff, and I'm not excited to talk about this.
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So, I didn't know, though, this year that it was actually common for entire families to take psychiatric medication.
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That we got feminism, right?
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Which was really helped America.
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And with feminism, we got the development of the casual college whore, which most of us are thankful for.
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Nobody's more thankful for that than STDs themselves, who are being spread just absolutely liberally.
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But we also got the free condoms in place well at colleges, which is a great addition to society.
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And we got this new thing called Lexapro and Prozac, which apparently is also being handed out as common as condoms.
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Let's go ahead and let's watch video one.
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And I don't know if this is going to scare you about how many people in the room are on psychiatric meds at one party.
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Let's watch this.
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Okay, so this is their family's dosages of SSRIs, which are so this is this.
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Oh, she looks like she would hurt your heart.
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And she's taking 25 milligrams of Zoloff.
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Can we get a little round of applause?
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She's taking 60.
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Oh, she beat her with 60 milligrams of Prozac, enough to kill somebody.
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The next one's like, this is my cousin on fentanyl.
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Rest in peace, Floyd.
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He's taking 20 milligrams of Prozac, a smidge for such a large man.
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Oh, not grandma.
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No, based grandma.
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She's raw dogging it.
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Grandma knows that it's poison.
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She knows not to take it.
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Yeah.
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She's taking 15 milligrams of Lexapro plus some undetermined amount of fentanyl.
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That dude, her eyes in another direction.
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Poor woman.
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This one's taking 20 milligrams of Prozac, 2 milligrams of Adivan.
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I don't know.
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20 milligrams of Adderall and 5 milligrams of Adivan.
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And this one, we're still going.
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125.
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Elijah, is this some white people shit or Elijah?
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Do you do this?
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Elijah, white people be wilding, though.
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This is white people will be wilding, though.
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I really want to talk about this.
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This is a serious thing.
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It's like everyone I know is on them.
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Is it really?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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A lot of people.
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Most people, you know.
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I would say the majority of people who I went to college and high school with.
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I went to like an intense prep school, and I'd say the majority of them are now on some sort of antidepressant.
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Yeah.
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Are you serious?
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Yes.
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Majority.
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That's America for me, baby.
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Are you, are you guys on any?
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Are you on anything?
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Yes.
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Oh.
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It's like, oh, my gosh, they really got that bad.
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No, me, no, literally, like, me, Megan, Sab, and Elijah before the show would just rip some heroin really quick.
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We did.
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So often, I don't, but I have taken them.
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I've been pushed by doctors.
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Oh, she likes to party.
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I've been pushed.
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I just, you know, snort some Prozac every morning.
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No, but I've been pushed by doctors because I have, I would always have bad anxiety that like you probably could have fixed just normal ways.
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It's called alcohol withdrawal.
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Exactly.
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And then they would push these medicines, though.
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Like I, yeah, like I had a few years where I've like they would push like Prozac, Zoloft.
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Like it was just very normal.
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Like, oh, I'm going to go get Tylenol or Advil.
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And that's it.
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So you just went to the doctor, told them you had anxiety, and they were, their answer was pills.
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Take these pills.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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See, I'm Latino, so we don't have healthcare, so I don't see a doctor.
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So we just rode up joints.
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That's how we deal with it.
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It's crazy because you're just anxiety.
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That's how we deal with my anxiety.
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Yeah, and her doctor gets paid for that.
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But the last time that a girl told me she was anxious and I gave her a pill, I got arrested.
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It was in a club.
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You got to stop doing that.
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I was like, hey, you want to forget everything?
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Here you go.
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Now, you can't have anxiety when you're passed out.
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It's true.
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That is true.
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It's true.
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It's true.
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No, but I mean, you're not on anything, right?
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You probably should be.
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No, I should be.
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I mean, I'm just a couple, you know, a couple gas station dick pills to just get the heart going a little bit.
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Me, I'm like, I'm in that horse to wormer fish teeth cleaner madness.
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No, but like, honestly, it does alarm you a little bit in society how fast we've divolved into thinking that we're progressing, but everyone is depressed, has anxiety problems.
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And it's the mental health is a real issue.
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I was actually seeing a study too, like the people who are most oppressed right now in America are white women.
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And that's, I think it's all of the feminist movement focusing on the careers, pushing off family, girl boss kind of movement.
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And, well, it seems like they're more unhappy than ever.
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They were happier back in the 50s when they literally didn't have to work or just stay home and manage the family.
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Aren't you a newly stay-at-home woman?
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Kind of?
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Kind of.
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I own a marketing company.
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So we, I'm not fully staying at home yet.
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But you do want to, kind of.
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So I always go back and forth because pushing it on so hard.
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Him and Kezi are like, you're going to stay at home right.
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Like when I have kids, I always said I'll stay at home, but I also get very bored.
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And I like doing like my own.
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I like being able to do what I want, I guess.
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But then also you can do that if you're staying home.
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So I'm adapting to it more.
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Well, and speaking of that, like, you know, obviously women are depressed.
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And one of the big things I noticed is all those women look very, like a lot of them look kind of unhealthy and our standards for health have gone down.
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I don't mean they all look fat, but they all look like depressed.
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They all, their eyes have no life in them.
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It's basically every selfie I've taken in the last two years is like similarly like I've just lost, I've lost my soul, you know?
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People talk about missing person reports.
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What about missing soul reports?
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Because I lost mine about two years ago.
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Can we file one of those?
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Yeah.
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No, and then I just realized that blacks commit most of the violent crime.
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We had a change.
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Good job on South getting us out of that pickle right there.
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But no, but I was going to say, there's this new thing now.
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We're going to talk about this, about fighting COVID and getting healthy and like this idea of what would make people happy.
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One of the easiest ways to do that is to lose weight.
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And we are finding out from a health coach now that actually losing weight does not help your health at all and that people should not focus on getting healthy because it doesn't do anything to make you a healthier person.
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So this is a health coach.
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This is a health coach.
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Yeah, it probably works for Pfizer or Moderna.
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Yeah.
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Sponsored by Moderna.
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Let's go ahead and let's watch video number five.
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Literally no research to support that losing weight increases your health.
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The reduction of adipose tissue specifically increases your risk for type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and things like osteoporosis.
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People that care about their health don't put their health at risk by engaging in dieting activities.
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So unless you have a diagnosed medical condition where losing weight is literally the only way that you will get better, losing weight is not healthy.
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It doesn't benefit your physical health in any way, shape, or form.
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And when most people say that they're losing weight for health, what they really are talking about is their overall general well-being.
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And research doesn't support that.
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Research supports that no matter the body size, if that body is engaging in regular exercise and eating balanced, nutritious meals, they will live longer, happier, healthier lives.
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Health has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of fat on your body.
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And people that actually care about their health would stay up to date on that kind of research.
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Looks like the kind of girl that watches like pimple popping videos.
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100%.
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She sounds like she has like a board of member, a guy of Pfizer standing on the side, just pointing a gun at her.
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And she's just like, it's like, hey, sis, blink twice and we'll come.
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And she's like, she's like, yeah, losing weight doesn't help you.
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I can't believe that.
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Oh my gosh.
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I know.
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I know.
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How can you say that with such conviction?
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Like, she really is like, do you think she really believes that?
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No, there's a board of members of Pfizer right there pointing a gun at her.
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That was literally brought to you by Monsanto.
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It's like this week on McDonald's.com.
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Losing weight does not help you.
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You know, I'm being honest, though, when I think about this, and I really look at the seriousness of this, like this woman is out there spreading genuine medical disinformation.
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And when we care about medical misinformation, can we just admit that the most misinformed movement is that fat is healthy?
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Yes.
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Oh, absolutely.
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100%.
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Absolutely.
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It's everywhere.
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It's all over TikTok.
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Like the body positivity thing has just gone so extreme.
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Like it's just went from being like, okay, you don't need to be a size double zero to, okay, let's all be exactly a size 24 and that is how it be.
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And don't lose weight.
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I mean, we need a law where we need a law where if you're pushing this type of content, just like the meme, straight to Joe.
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Yeah, straight to Joe.
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Straight to Joe.
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Dude, the YMCA.
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You not only need exercise, you need some values too.
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Like honor, respect.
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To go take a karate.
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This girl needs a karate clothes.
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Lizo.
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Lizzo.
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I thought she was literally.
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It looks like my poop trying to get out of my collar and I'm constipated.
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It's like, let me out.
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Is that Lizzo?
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I thought that was the offensive lineman for the 49ers.
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It's like, suck.
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Dude, that's the football, dude.
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That's Tom Brady's lineman.
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Tom Brady.
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If Tom Brady sees this, he's going to literally give her a contract.
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Sav, there's no way I set this to you.
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I didn't send this to you.
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Happy New Year, my guy.
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Happy New Year.
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I just wanted us to all see what the pinnacle of health in 2022 looks like.
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So if your body doesn't match this, like it glitz at my girl and I'm not sure.
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Yeah, Sav.
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You guys have some work to do.
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Yeah, we do.
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We really do.
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We are unhealthy.
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Lizzo, Lizzo, what's her name?
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Lizo Liza.
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Lizz Lizzo.
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Lizzo.
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Okay, first of all, it's like, you know, when you know they're telling you stuff, literally, lizard partly is in her name.
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So we know she's a lizard person.
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But also, too, I might maybe, I'm not into bestiality, but if I'm going to choose a lizard or Lizzo, I'm going reptilian.
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I'm going reptilian.
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Oh, dude.
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Reptilian anyway.
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Sober, too.
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Yeah, sober.
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I don't even need to be drunk.
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Yeah, like there are some hot politicians.
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I guess if you do want to have sex with a lizard, you have your few options.
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But I am going to say this, so it's actually alarming to me.
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People wonder why we talk about fat being unhealthy.
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Like, we have to counter this because the narratives that are out there have become that literally people that are actually dying, like they do, they are the embodiment of gross and they are dying in front of you.
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And it's almost a parody to call this health.
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And people, you know, they just close the gyms in Ontario.
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I think, in Quebec, close the gyms.
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It's like, it's absolutely a joke, but you told me that El Salvador is being based about fighting COVID.
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Yeah, the new president, Naibu Kelly, just actually put out a video yesterday on Twitter where their government is actually promoting exercise and health.
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It's like, wow, wouldn't it be great if the United States could do something like that?
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But they can't because they're controlled by big farmers.
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You know what the United States is doing?
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They just put out a video recently.
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The White House is now pushing the vaccines on children.
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They literally have children having to read these lines and saying, oh, I want to play with my friend Sally now that she's vaccinated.
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So that's what we're doing.
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We're pushing propaganda to our fat nation while El Salvador, this small country, is doing it the right way.
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So you got to love that.
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I think we'll move to El Salvador.
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Yeah, I don't know, dude.
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El Salvadorians, I've seen a lot of El Salvador.
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They're getting base, dude.
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Yeah, but they're big.
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There's a lot of fatalities.
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They're getting base.
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There's a lot of Albertas.
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There's a lot of in America.
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There's a lot of fat El Salvadorians in America.
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There are.
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There are.
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There's a problem.
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Hispanic community with every community with obesity, though.
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Especially here in America.
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I mean, we're just a fat country that loves its McDonald's.
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Well, I got to tell you this.
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So, speaking of health, speaking of health, I think we, yeah, we, a man was denied McDonald's because he wasn't vaccinated.
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This is a true story.
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Can we play video six?
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Because this is just absolutely amazing.
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All righty.
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We are at McDonald's in the big fashion wall.
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And here's what happens.
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When you want to place your order on this screen over here, the way it works is like this: you click English.
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And now it says, in order to proceed with the order, you must confirm that you have a valid green certificate of your own.
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Let's say you don't have one.
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You click don't have.
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Look at that.
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The blanks at the screen.
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So basically, if you don't have a green pass, they will not give you food at McDonald's and Beit Shamish.
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Sounds like Nazi Germany.
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That's where we're at.
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So is that Israel?
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Is that Green Israel?
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Yep.
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To think that the Jews would ever be up to anything malicious like that.
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That's just, it's shocking.
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I, as a Jewish woman, I it makes me so angry.
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I think Israel's like on their like fifth or sixth booster.
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It's ridiculous.
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They're on their fourth shot and Israel has one of like the strictest lockdowns in the world.
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They like banned travel from the United States and their population is like fully vaccinated and boosted.
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I mean, the majority, if not all of them already.
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But they're all getting COVID.
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The thing is, is that, I mean, they are just very obedient to their government.
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And Dr. Malone mentioned this on the Joe Rogan podcast where the Jewish community just keeps anything the government says, they'll just do it and do it.
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I mean, they're already on their own.
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So you're saying they could be lied to and they would believe it.
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Oh, absolutely.
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I mean, that's true.
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They already are.
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They already are.
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I don't know.
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It's crazy.
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There's still no data that anyone needs the fourth shot.
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And, you know, they're the first country to move on that.
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I was told that any criticism of those people is anti-Semitism.
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No comment.
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No, no, but that's not.
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No one's talking about it, but on the real note, let's just be real about this.
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No, nobody's talking about the fact that Israel was like the first one behind half of these man, like even the cards for sure.
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The mandates, everything.
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And they've been like sort of pioneering out of Israel, like as a test subject for the world.
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And it's very interesting to me, too, because like obviously, like, I don't know if Switzerland's doing any of this stuff where all the banks are.
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Well, shout out to Disclose TV on Twitter.
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They do a great job of breaking a lot of news.
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And Israel just, according to their data, they just approved the Pfizer shot for 12 to 15 year olds.
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Yeah.
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But there's actually no clinical trials.
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That's actually one thing that's even better.
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Yes.
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Like let's just do it.
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We should do, we know what we should even have, like we shouldn't even be able to pick which vaccine we want.
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There should be a mystery box and like we want and like a roulette where like one of the shots will kill you.
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And then it's like you just choose like one saline or they're actually maybe they're all saline.
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I don't know what one saline kills you.
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That's fun.
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And then it's like you might but it's also neat and ice too because if you don't like your kids, you can get rid of them.
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I like that a lot.
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I think it's a cool idea.
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What if you don't like your teenager?
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Go get them some shots.
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Like they're making your life hell.
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Get them injected.
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This is horrible.
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Like I said, the push to get kids vaccinated is probably one of the weirdest things in the world just because we still haven't seen any data.
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California, the state that I'm from, the Golden State, is still, my knowledge, is still the only state that requires vaccination for kids to go either to public or private schools.
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So shout out to the parents in Los Angeles School, School Fight District that fought back against those mandates because after the deadline passed, over 30,000 kids remained unvaccinated, forcing the school district to push it.
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So there you go, guys.
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It's just a good example that there's strength in numbers when people hold out.
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Yeah, and I just want to say this.
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If the younger we can fight to get kids vaccinated is probably the right thing.
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Like usually I've read written history books that the people who censor, the people who shut down cities, the people who create caste systems and discriminate and also attack children are usually on the right side of history.
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So I'm really, really, really gone in for it.
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And who would have known that Israel would have been somewhat at the center of this?
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Because they can do no wrong.
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Absolutely.
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Because if they did do wrong and you pointed it out, you'd be an anti-Semite.
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I feel like I can because I'm Jewish.
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No, you'd still be an anti-Semite.
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I would be anti-Semitic.
► 00:19:16
Yeah, you'd have to get your tefillin and you'd have to do your thing.
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Yeah.
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Repent.
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The thing is, sacrifice a lamb or something.
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Oh, yeah, sacrifice a lamb.
► 00:19:24
Dr. Zelenko.
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Do you know him?
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That Israeli doctor?
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No.
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Okay, so he's, no, but he's spoken out against the vaccines a lot.
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He calls them like poison shots, basically.
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But he went and spoke to the board of rabbis who are like the highest up in Israel and was explaining about the shots.
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And I watched this like our video of him speaking to them and they were just like not receptive at all.
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They were just like, no, no, didn't want to hear anything.
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What is interesting is last year, I went to go cover a protest in Brooklyn, New York of the Hasidic Jews community, and they're completely against mandates and the vaccination.
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So it's interesting to see.
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Yeah, it's interesting to see how they have a way different outlook than people from Israel, Israelis from Israel.
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So it's just, I think that's a fascinating thing.
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They were standing up against the mandates and shutdowns in the beginning.
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And they were, you know, that's when New York City would go and lock up their parks and they would just go and crack those things open.
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They didn't care.
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So that's their base, dude.
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No, true.
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And before we go any further, I got to tell you guys something awesome.
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I just had my sister's boyfriend came over from Australia.
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Kind of was like, I don't really know what it's like to have guns, never been around them.
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Well, we're not Australia.
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And look what's happening to those guys because they don't have their guns.
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But of course, if you have a gun, remember, part of your Second Amendment is not only just having a gun and body armor, it's knowing how to carry your gun and having the right system, which is why I got to talk to you about Northwest Retention.
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And it's weird.
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The holster still comes with a live in the holster.
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Dude, this is so weird because we're still working on the room, so there's no sound panel.
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So I'm having to like, she's like, put it right in front of your mouth.
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I'm like trying to track.
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I'm like, this is the weirdest thing.
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This is not the first time a long black thing has been in front of your face, has it?
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Or hardened.
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Oh, no, no.
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That's why I'm so comfortable.
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He's such a slut.
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He's got whore in his name.
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That is true.
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It's not even like hay whore.
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It's like he's such a whore.
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He whore comes before the hay.
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But yeah, this thing, yeah, it doesn't phase me.
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It's, you know, I love it.
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I'm in my comfort zone right now.
► 00:22:31
So speaking of really good parenting, if you go to my screen here, Savannah, I don't know if you can check this out.
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So Samantha Power let us know that she was driving home after a little restorative family time away, but not clear our kids are yet bounty in 2022.
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So I guess the kids aren't having a good time.
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It could be because they can't breathe.
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That could be the start of it.
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But I do want to say, so Samantha Power is the personal, this is her personal account.
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She works for the USAID, which as we can go over, provides development of humanitarian assistance partnering with countries for a safer, more prosperous world.
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And I don't think I would trust the world's kids with that woman when she has making her kids wear masks inside.
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If we can go back there, she's making her kids wear masks inside of their own car.
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I think that's the first time I've seen kids wearing masks inside of a car.
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And not only are they wearing masks, I mean, you know, she probably has her kids triple vaxed.
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Oh, for sure.
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And this is the thing that, you know, these liberals continue to do two years into the pandemic, even there's no signs that you need masking cars, whereas they love to virtual single.
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They love to put the picture of their kids in masks or they love to show their fire getting a shot and say, look, I'm such a good person.
► 00:23:42
I'm so, you know, so it's this fake virtual singing once again, but I feel bad for those damn kids.
► 00:23:47
Can we have child services come and save them, please?
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Like, Jesus.
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I get so mad when I see little kids in masks.
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Like the other day, we saw this.
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He looked like he was a year old in a stroller wearing an N95 mask outside.
► 00:24:01
Really?
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Yeah, you don't need that.
► 00:24:04
I guarantee you she put a mask on her dog.
► 00:24:06
Somebody told me their dog got COVID.
► 00:24:08
See, I knew it.
► 00:24:09
I knew these people put masks on their dogs.
► 00:24:12
It's true.
► 00:24:12
I need a mask on my dog's butthole because he had an accident yesterday, shot some diarrhea out under the rug.
► 00:24:16
And you want to hear the saddest part, guys?
► 00:24:19
You don't know about this?
► 00:24:20
So I had a New Year's Eve party, which you did not attend.
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Savannah, thanks for not attending that.
► 00:24:25
And then somebody, somebody like, I don't know, but it just, the couch smelled a little bit like VOM.
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And I don't know if so, I don't know.
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It didn't look like someone threw up on it, but either way, I was just like, we're not sitting on this couch.
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I'm going to pay like a cleaner to come out and clean the carpet, clean the couch.
► 00:24:40
Paid $500, got everything professionally cleaned yesterday.
► 00:24:43
And then Kez sent me a picture and goes, you're going to be so mad.
► 00:24:46
And I was like, what?
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My dad does this.
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I was like, what?
► 00:24:48
And then she'll like rocket shot green.
► 00:24:52
She forced me to look at that picture.
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I was in it.
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I was just, oh, it was really bad.
► 00:24:59
I thought you guys had to clean it up.
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It was really bad.
► 00:25:01
Oh, and I was like, he does never even diarride on our carpet ever.
► 00:25:04
He's never done it in his entire life.
► 00:25:06
And then he does it the day I got it cleaned.
► 00:25:09
So that's my 2022 diary.
► 00:25:13
That's a really good start.
► 00:25:14
And transgender drag queens that are Down syndrome.
► 00:25:18
Okay.
► 00:25:19
So obviously things also haven't gotten any less weird.
► 00:25:21
Let's talk about the gays, specifically the aliens.
► 00:25:24
Obviously, you have familiar with this, all your cousins and stuff.
► 00:25:29
Hey, don't talk about Sav like that.
► 00:25:32
I still can't believe you guys almost became illegal aliens on purpose.
► 00:25:36
What?
► 00:25:37
Still the weirdest story to me.
► 00:25:39
No, that was Sav's idea.
► 00:25:40
She called me and she wanted me to cross illegally, strap a GoPro to like my forehead, get apprehended by the birds.
► 00:25:48
So by Border Patrol, it would have been good footage.
► 00:25:51
It would have been good footage.
► 00:25:52
I'm not going to lie.
► 00:25:53
It would have been a good idea.
► 00:25:54
Every time you're at the Border Italy, they're like, hey, what are you doing here?
► 00:25:57
I'm married to you.
► 00:25:58
But we should have done it with Sav.
► 00:26:00
She would have got her $450K check.
► 00:26:02
I was going to ask if that's why you're doing it.
► 00:26:04
Free life, first class, Cross America.
► 00:26:07
Seriously.
► 00:26:07
No vaccine mandate to come into the country.
► 00:26:10
You don't have to be vaccinated across the border.
► 00:26:12
I'm about to do it.
► 00:26:13
And then you get a $650 check from the state of California.
► 00:26:15
Did you guys know that?
► 00:26:16
Housing out the state stimuluses and they're giving them the illegals.
► 00:26:19
Dude, that's sick.
► 00:26:20
I'm just going to have some of my citizenship.
► 00:26:22
I'm about to do it too.
► 00:26:22
I'll do it with you.
► 00:26:23
In California, $650 is almost enough to afford a parking spot in front of the Staples Center.
► 00:26:27
So it was pretty close.
► 00:26:28
We're getting there.
► 00:26:29
Is it not called the Staples Center anymore, though?
► 00:26:31
It's the crypto center.
► 00:26:32
Crypto.com center.
► 00:26:34
Crypto.com.
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Crypto.com.
► 00:26:36
Okay, well, hey, you moved for two years, and do people still pooping on the streets there?
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Yes, absolutely.
► 00:26:42
Poop is still happening.
► 00:26:43
That has the needles, the drug.
► 00:26:44
Is the meth tense still happening?
► 00:26:46
It always gets a lot.
► 00:26:48
I'm not even kidding.
► 00:26:48
There's parts of LA that look like worse than Venezuela.
► 00:26:51
I mean, it's.
► 00:26:52
I was in India for eight weeks, like in the slums of Mumbai, and that's what LA looks like.
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Yeah.
► 00:26:58
What were you doing there, Megan?
► 00:26:59
My parents would bring us to third world countries when I was younger, and I think it was to like appreciate the United States.
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Do you come from a wealthy family?
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They do well.
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Okay.
► 00:27:09
They do well.
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They're Jewish.
► 00:27:15
Oh, man.
► 00:27:17
My favorite people.
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It is.
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I really like them a lot.
► 00:27:22
I'm just going to convert insanity.
► 00:27:24
No, yeah.
► 00:27:25
I think it's actually really funny, though, too.
► 00:27:26
Actually, every most, my Jewish family, they're all really wealthy, too.
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I'm not very wealthy.
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I know, but you're wealthy in other ways.
► 00:27:34
Like, you have a good personality.
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You're funny.
► 00:27:37
There you go.
► 00:27:38
There you go.
► 00:27:39
See that, guys?
► 00:27:39
I'm not just mean to women.
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He's not an audience.
► 00:27:42
Nice before, too.
► 00:27:43
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
► 00:27:44
I've been nice before.
► 00:27:45
You saw it here.
► 00:27:46
I was nice to a woman.
► 00:27:47
Look at Elijah.
► 00:27:48
It's the new year.
► 00:27:49
He's being nicer to women.
► 00:27:51
He's being nicer to us, Latinos.
► 00:27:53
I like it.
► 00:27:54
It's a new it's a new Elijah.
► 00:27:55
Yeah, you don't have any split ends.
► 00:27:58
It's really good.
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Yeah, I hate you so much.
► 00:28:04
He's really nice.
► 00:28:04
Thank you.
► 00:28:05
Like, trying to be nice to him.
► 00:28:08
I don't even know what to say.
► 00:28:09
Elijah's like, you look fat yesterday, but you don't.
► 00:28:12
You look less bloated.
► 00:28:14
No, I don't want to talk about that kind of stuff.
► 00:28:17
Okay.
► 00:28:17
But I'm going to say this.
► 00:28:18
Speaking of the aliens, so we now have a new gender.
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We've now away from genders.
► 00:28:23
We're not doing genders.
► 00:28:24
Apparently, now you can be genderless.
► 00:28:26
So now there's no gender, which is now a new gender.
► 00:28:28
And you can identify as trans species, which is an alien.
► 00:28:32
And this is a new thing.
► 00:28:32
So let's go ahead and let's watch this.
► 00:28:34
I want to break this down.
► 00:28:35
I don't have a gender.
► 00:28:37
I couldn't afford one.
► 00:28:39
It costs money now.
► 00:28:40
Am I the only one that's hard right now?
► 00:28:44
What?
► 00:28:46
It's like Serge is like, I need Elijah.
► 00:28:49
Elijah, this is why people be wild and type of shit.
► 00:28:52
This is why people be wilding.
► 00:28:53
Yeah, you don't think you need that anymore?
► 00:28:56
Eyeballs had to talk about having no gender.
► 00:29:00
This is some why people be wild and shit.
► 00:29:01
All right.
► 00:29:02
Get the man an enchilada.
► 00:29:05
What is that filler in the cheeks?
► 00:29:08
Yeah, so let's talk about it.
► 00:29:09
Let's talk about Sab.
► 00:29:10
Can you like send me this video later for like your just research purposes?
► 00:29:14
Of course, after hours work, I don't like there's a whole is that from a ring, a nose ring?
► 00:29:24
There's just a lot going on.
► 00:29:25
I just keep the thing that comes to my mind when I see this is bing-bong.
► 00:29:29
That's all I think of.
► 00:29:30
Like, like that ticks off.
► 00:29:31
Dude, I'm just gonna.
► 00:29:32
Yeah, I just think it's like my brain broke.
► 00:29:35
So it's like, but this is crazy.
► 00:29:36
So we went from gender to that there's.
► 00:29:39
Uh, we went from that.
► 00:29:40
There's what, demi demiqueer?
► 00:29:44
There's a gender there was.
► 00:29:45
There was gender non-conforming.
► 00:29:47
Now there's genderless.
► 00:29:48
So you don't have one.
► 00:29:49
Yeah, I didn't even know these.
► 00:29:50
All I knew was the non-binary, which I am, male we are, and gender neutral.
► 00:29:56
Isn't it gender fluid?
► 00:29:57
Is it non-fluid thing, though?
► 00:29:59
Is it gender fluid?
► 00:30:00
I just if you're putting your fluids on genders and you need to rethink yourself.
► 00:30:04
Okay, so we're not doing that.
► 00:30:05
Well, Elijah's kind of gender fluid, he kind of he's definitely gender fluid.
► 00:30:08
I am.
► 00:30:08
I am, in fact, everything.
► 00:30:10
Everything you hear about me is true.
► 00:30:11
If you read it on the internet, believe it, just believe it.
► 00:30:13
Like, if someone says something about me and it's like it seemed believable or not, it's 100% true, because everything that people write specifically on Facebook is the most reliable source.
► 00:30:20
You should get all your information.
► 00:30:21
Facebook and Wikipedia are usually the most accurate sources.
► 00:30:24
Yeah, absolutely.
► 00:30:25
Am I the only one who really used Wikipedia mostly all of college and got away with it?
► 00:30:28
Yes, but they decided their sources.
► 00:30:31
I can't be the only one in college that just like went to the bottom of Wikipedia pages, like took their, their ideas and then just found the sources for all of my bullshit classes.
► 00:30:37
It's just like it always got a's and was like, so profound, so profound.
► 00:30:40
Oh, I always do that because there's.
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They're all at the bottom the list.
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Yeah, you can't use Wikipedia but the source.
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I would always just um try to hire an Asian to do it for me.
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So shout out to the Asians that got me through.
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Do you guys know about this?
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On behalf Half of all the people, on behalf of the people.
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Oh my gosh.
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May you have many rice this Christmas.
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I know.
► 00:31:02
I'm like, y'all are taking off medication.
► 00:31:03
I'm just eating rice.
► 00:31:04
That's what the Asian community does.
► 00:31:07
I know.
► 00:31:07
Mexicans have the shoe.
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Yeah.
► 00:31:09
No, we have the chancla that you talk about, dude.
► 00:31:13
Is it a flip-flop?
► 00:31:14
It's a flip-flop, but I don't know what it is.
► 00:31:16
And I've said this before.
► 00:31:17
It's just when a Hispanic mom has that chancla, she turns into Tom Brady all of a sudden.
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So it's a superpower.
► 00:31:24
Dude, literally, I saw Lizzo squirming on TV today.
► 00:31:28
I've had enough.
► 00:31:29
It was just the first episode of the year.
► 00:31:30
I've had enough.
► 00:31:32
I've had enough.
► 00:31:33
I do.
► 00:31:33
Oh, my God.
► 00:31:34
Oh, here we go.
► 00:31:35
Here we go.
► 00:31:36
Jorge's really enjoying this.
► 00:31:38
Look at his eyes.
► 00:31:38
Jorge loves it.
► 00:31:40
His pupils just enlarge.
► 00:31:41
Also, Lizzo, didn't Lizzo lose weight and then her followers got mad she was losing weight.
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I think that also happened with like Adele.
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It did.
► 00:31:48
Yeah, they got mad at her for getting healthy.
► 00:31:51
Yeah.
► 00:31:52
Did they?
► 00:31:52
Yes.
► 00:31:53
Like her, she had to turn comments off because she was getting harassed because they're like, you cannot lose weight.
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That's unhealthy.
► 00:31:59
We want you to be a fat bitch.
► 00:32:01
I don't know what Axe on.
► 00:32:02
You know what?
► 00:32:03
I'm just going to tell you, it's true.
► 00:32:05
If you have that black bitch, you don't need no man to complete you, right?
► 00:32:10
Because you don't need to be completed because you fill it out enough yourself.
► 00:32:13
There's no completion.
► 00:32:15
You overshot the mark.
► 00:32:16
You were supposed to finish 30 pounds ago, honey.
► 00:32:18
And like, that was, you were done.
► 00:32:21
You were done.
► 00:32:23
So I was really enjoying this video, huh?
► 00:32:26
You guys want to see this other video I found?
► 00:32:27
Oh, that's it.
► 00:32:30
This is kind of cute.
► 00:32:31
I like this.
► 00:32:33
I found this video of Jorge and Elijah.
► 00:32:37
That's actually, that's me.
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I'm the furry.
► 00:32:39
I'm the furry.
► 00:32:41
What is so cute?
► 00:32:42
No, that's Kaylin.
► 00:32:43
Me and Elijah.
► 00:32:44
Me and Elijah were just shooting some B-roll for the episode.
► 00:32:46
Kaylin did the lighting.
► 00:32:48
Kaylin was really good.
► 00:32:50
It's really the high-quality sheet background here.
► 00:32:53
Yeah.
► 00:32:53
He was like, I remember when Kaylin was like, I just, we got to make sure that we're going to like, if we're going to bend you over in your inflated dog suit, that's got the little inflated on these, you got to like make your inflated dog dick look good.
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And I was like, wow, dude, like, he cares about his craft.
► 00:33:06
It looks really good, you guys.
► 00:33:07
This is really, really good.
► 00:33:09
Is that an is that my dear?
► 00:33:10
It took me a long time to get in there, but it's so worth it.
► 00:33:12
It's so fun.
► 00:33:13
It seems fun.
► 00:33:14
Yeah.
► 00:33:15
That looks like my guys.
► 00:33:16
If your love life isn't doing well, try this with your suggestive.
► 00:33:22
If you can't get the Jorge, get the host.
► 00:33:24
There you go.
► 00:33:27
Where does gross?
► 00:33:30
Where do you find this?
► 00:33:31
This is the internet.
► 00:33:34
Dark places in Lizo's colon.
► 00:33:39
Just dark, disgusting places.
► 00:33:40
I'm like, I just, I just looked into Elijah's mind at 4 a.m. and this is what I found.
► 00:33:45
You guys, I just want to let you know.
► 00:33:46
I promise you guys, this show is going to get like, it's going to progressively probably just like it's going to end where this show is going to get to a point where we just all like blow our heads off at the end of the year.
► 00:33:54
Like, I think I'm just to the point where it just ends with the shit.
► 00:34:01
And it's like the final episode.
► 00:34:03
And like, that's the first thing that's going to be.
► 00:34:04
I'm just still confident.
► 00:34:06
So that it's not so scary.
► 00:34:07
Yeah.
► 00:34:08
That's the final pill.
► 00:34:09
It's like, dude, the final confetti lesson.
► 00:34:11
Do you know that Facebook is deleting posts claiming that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself?
► 00:34:16
Stop it.
► 00:34:17
Memes there because they say that it makes light of suicide.
► 00:34:20
This show's always right.
► 00:34:21
It's not demonetized, so we can say anything on the show.
► 00:34:23
Well, Facebook's always right.
► 00:34:25
Lord Mark Zuckerberg, yeah.
► 00:34:26
Dude, do you have the amount of suicide help things that I got from Instagram because of the things I posted when I talked about this?
► 00:34:33
And they're like, do you really need help?
► 00:34:34
And I'm like, actually, yes.
► 00:34:35
Dude, that's the worst morning when they ask you if you're going to commit suicide on social media.
► 00:34:38
They're like, have you been thinking thoughts about hurting yourself?
► 00:34:41
And you're like, dude, since I was 13.
► 00:34:44
Like, how many, ever since I saw God on the internet?
► 00:34:46
It's been down.
► 00:34:48
Like, it's like TikTok just made it worse.
► 00:34:51
Dude, people are like, are you okay?
► 00:34:52
I was like, dude, I have not been okay for like 19 years.
► 00:34:55
You can't even like say something mean on Twitter, really, because if you try to reply to someone, Twitter does this thing.
► 00:34:59
Like, are you sure you want to say that?
► 00:35:01
You should think about the person on the other side.
► 00:35:03
The DMs now.
► 00:35:03
Do you know, do you know the DMs?
► 00:35:05
I'm messing this guy, this guest that's coming on.
► 00:35:07
I guess he's controversial.
► 00:35:08
I didn't know.
► 00:35:09
And I go to DM him, and it was like, it said, like, made me click a box saying, please make sure you're keeping your messages respectful of all our community.
► 00:35:16
And I'm like, I'm not talking to you.
► 00:35:16
I'm like, dude, I'm just trying to send a dick pic.
► 00:35:20
Like, what's the problem?
► 00:35:24
Like, a doggy dick pic in my inflated suit to a Nazi.
► 00:35:27
Like, this is my normal life.
► 00:35:29
This is the issue.
► 00:35:31
Dude, Facebook, just let me kill myself.
► 00:35:36
Katie is that excuse me.
► 00:35:38
Not just to my friend, I love the Jewish people, like without having to click through a thing.
► 00:35:43
Like, come on, are they anti-Semitic?
► 00:35:44
I think they're anti-Semitic.
► 00:35:45
They're anti-Semitic.
► 00:35:46
Oh, my God.
► 00:35:46
Come on.
► 00:35:46
We're done using Facebook now.
► 00:35:48
Yeah.
► 00:35:48
What if a Nazi wanted to kill themselves?
► 00:35:49
You're not going to let him warn them.
► 00:35:50
That's a good thing.
► 00:35:51
I'm asked on Instagram.
► 00:35:53
Would you guys warn a Nazi?
► 00:35:54
Because that's what they care about the most: deleting Nazis from the world.
► 00:35:58
Are we allowed to kill ourselves in the metaverse?
► 00:36:00
Dude, we're sexually harassing each other in the metaverse already.
► 00:36:03
Yeah.
► 00:36:03
Oh, that's right.
► 00:36:04
There's already articles about stopping sexual harassment in the metaverse because PPA gets someone's like.
► 00:36:10
Yeah, I'm going to say this.
► 00:36:11
I just want to say this here.
► 00:36:12
If that happens, do you know how many times I've been killed digitally?
► 00:36:15
So I'm going to start lawsuits against murderers because apparently, if what happens in the metaverse is real, then I've been murdered before.
► 00:36:21
I don't know.
► 00:36:21
I need to get into the metaverse.
► 00:36:23
Is this real?
► 00:36:23
They really are.
► 00:36:24
Yeah, it was groped, Megan.
► 00:36:27
It was a very serious digital ass was digitally.
► 00:36:31
Sorry, guys.
► 00:36:32
I was just trying to get laid in the metaverse, but it seems like it's, I can't get laid in real life or the metaverse.
► 00:36:38
You just see him over there with goggles on and one of those little discs from Olive Garden that vibrate when they're ready.
► 00:36:44
Shop!
► 00:36:47
I never thought of that.
► 00:36:48
You were supposed to leave that at Olive Garden.
► 00:36:49
We used that part.
► 00:36:52
You literally just gave Sab her next thing now, bro.
► 00:36:55
Watch after the show, she's like, hey, you guys want to get some lunch at Olive Garden?
► 00:36:59
You love the buzzard some breadsticks.
► 00:37:02
What are you doing here?
► 00:37:02
Like, Sab, why are you taking the buzzard to the bathroom?
► 00:37:05
They just show it to your table and you're going to be able to get a little bit of buzzer and see that olive oil to go.
► 00:37:09
Hey, Diargo.
► 00:37:11
Yeah, yeah.
► 00:37:12
Just give him a present, booth.
► 00:37:14
I got a lot of olive.
► 00:37:15
Put me in the back.
► 00:37:16
Put me in the back.
► 00:37:17
See him with lives out.
► 00:37:18
You know what, it's like, send me in the back and send me a couple of those breadsticks as well.
► 00:37:23
Give them till they're just kind of crunchy and they snap them.
► 00:37:29
Speaking of, can you?
► 00:37:31
This is sponsored by Olive Garden.
► 00:37:33
Can you go to Olive Garden and fill yourself asking for just olive oil and a buzzer, please?
► 00:37:37
To go.
► 00:37:39
If you actually go to Olive Garden for the food, you deserve prison time.
► 00:37:43
I support that.
► 00:37:44
I'm obsessed with Olive Garden.
► 00:37:45
That's why.
► 00:37:46
They know what they said.
► 00:37:46
It's a say Olive Garden.
► 00:37:48
Okay, so you know when they say like happy birthday, I say happy, you say birthday, right?
► 00:37:51
So happy birthday.
► 00:37:52
And then like, you know, when I say oil, I say oil, you say they.
► 00:37:57
No.
► 00:37:57
What?
► 00:37:57
Oil.
► 00:37:59
Oh, oil.
► 00:37:59
So I say oh, you say oil.
► 00:38:02
It's just one syllable.
► 00:38:04
Oil.
► 00:38:05
Oil.
► 00:38:06
So vinegar, I say then you say.
► 00:38:09
Oh, stop.
► 00:38:10
Got it.
► 00:38:11
Guy.
► 00:38:11
Got her.
► 00:38:12
Got her.
► 00:38:12
Gotcha.
► 00:38:13
You're canceled.
► 00:38:17
You just got canceled.
► 00:38:18
You lost your career.
► 00:38:19
It's fine.
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I feel like you're going to be.
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We're going to have to bleep that actually.
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Elijah, this is a great service.
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Elijah, this is a great service.
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She could be a stay-at-home mom now.
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Making women stay home involuntarily.
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You're welcome.
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Anyway, guys, just so you know, the world is crazy.
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That's honestly not bad.
► 00:39:49
I think people should diversify their portfolios.
► 00:39:51
We should have a lot of different things.
► 00:39:52
I feel like we should have a lot of stuff.
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I started to buy some silver and gold while making Corey buy silver and gold.
► 00:39:57
Yeah, I was going to say.
► 00:39:58
I don't know.
► 00:39:58
What?
► 00:39:59
Because you make 77 cents and he makes a dollar.
► 00:40:01
So I understand the wage gap.
► 00:40:02
He's crying.
► 00:40:03
That's why I've been crying about that for years.
► 00:40:04
I've been really upset.
► 00:40:06
I really want women to be wild, loose, and have tons of money.
► 00:40:09
You were crying about that last night.
► 00:40:11
I was hard.
► 00:40:12
I was crying.
► 00:40:13
And we were like, where's Jorge?
► 00:40:17
And then like, we all got quiet and he's here.
► 00:40:20
He went gone to all of our stuff.
► 00:40:22
Yeah.
► 00:40:23
That's why there was salad left over in the fridge.
► 00:40:25
Nobody bother him.
► 00:40:27
Sorry.
► 00:40:29
But they do vibrate with you.
► 00:40:30
You're like, and you're like, oh, dude, you know, like when you like, you slide it into your pocket just so like, but you're like, why is it in your pocket?
► 00:40:38
Nothing.
► 00:40:38
And you're like, oh, yes.
► 00:40:43
Our tables are don't put that in your back pocket.
► 00:40:48
I don't know.
► 00:40:48
It's a true thing.
► 00:40:49
Why do they buzz like that?
► 00:40:50
They're just like, you're like, dude, this is really crazy.
► 00:40:54
And they go so far.
► 00:40:56
I've like, you have to walk to like a store far away and it goes off.
► 00:40:59
It's pretty crazy.
► 00:41:00
It's annoying because they keep, well, I mean, annoying or not annoying, depending who you are, you probably like it.
► 00:41:04
Like, it's just for me, it's annoying that, like, I just wish kind of buzzed longer.
► 00:41:08
Exactly.
► 00:41:08
That's what I'm saying.
► 00:41:11
I do want to say, though, that as we move into the new year, that people are actually taking.
► 00:41:16
By the way, just if you guys know, 2022 and slightly offensive is the year of accelerationism.
► 00:41:20
It's just where we start encouraging the bad things in the world and telling people to go harder.
► 00:41:24
Like, so right here, we see this woman who's not taking enough precaution.
► 00:41:27
She's not, she's, she should suffocate her oxygen supply more.
► 00:41:30
I think she should have a hose that sucks oxygen out of the bag.
► 00:41:33
Like a vacuum, yeah.
► 00:41:34
Yeah, that sucks oxygen out of the bag so that she's like, she's like airtight.
► 00:41:38
You know what I mean?
► 00:41:39
She should walk around.
► 00:41:40
She should get into a dog latex blow-up suit and suck the air out reverse.
► 00:41:45
I love how she still put the umbrella.
► 00:41:47
Where is this?
► 00:41:48
Where is this?
► 00:41:50
This is from Libs.
► 00:41:50
I'm going to say it again.
► 00:41:51
I don't know.
► 00:41:52
Elijah, this is just what.
► 00:41:53
Why are white people wildling like this?
► 00:41:55
I know.
► 00:41:56
This is real life bubble boy.
► 00:41:57
Like, if you're going to do this, just do the bubble boy.
► 00:42:00
You know, put the arms in there.
► 00:42:01
And I do think white people have been the worst with COVID.
► 00:42:05
I will say.
► 00:42:06
White liberals, dude.
► 00:42:06
White liberals.
► 00:42:07
It's always good.
► 00:42:07
Didn't everyone just say Israel?
► 00:42:09
Oh, here we go.
► 00:42:10
No, I meant like hasn't Israel been the worst?
► 00:42:13
Not technically white.
► 00:42:14
I mean, they've been like, I think they've been the worst.
► 00:42:15
And I also think France has been pretty bad.
► 00:42:17
Israel and France.
► 00:42:18
Austria.
► 00:42:19
Austria.
► 00:42:19
The Netherlands.
► 00:42:20
The Netherlands just had a big protest where the police were beating up the protesters and like unleashed the dogs.
► 00:42:24
Like, oh, that's great.
► 00:42:25
You guys didn't even say that.
► 00:42:26
Can't even stay six feet away.
► 00:42:28
No, Israel's been really bad.
► 00:42:29
My favorite thing, Elijah, is the Australia local media.
► 00:42:33
You know, if you watch their local media, they're so serious.
► 00:42:35
They go, Today, we had breakout cases.
► 00:42:38
They're like, we had, we had, and you expect Australian accent?
► 00:42:42
I hope so.
► 00:42:42
You know, you're expecting to hear like a thousand cases and they're like, we had three cases of breakout.
► 00:42:48
I'm like, oh my God.
► 00:42:48
And they're like, we just had three Fujits.
► 00:42:50
He's like, escape the comps.
► 00:42:52
I'm like, oh my God.
► 00:42:53
So it was like, it's like, I was listening on Australian media.
► 00:42:56
Bengdao, you go ahead.
► 00:42:58
You're like, oh, that was Australian?
► 00:43:00
Yeah, you don't think other races live in Australia?
► 00:43:02
Do you have to be white to be Australian?
► 00:43:04
Yeah, you do actually.
► 00:43:05
But anyway, that's like, it's actually the truth.
► 00:43:08
It's actually the truth.
► 00:43:09
Like, a lot of the people there are like recent immigrants and stuff.
► 00:43:11
And, you know, they're very based on their immigration policies, though.
► 00:43:13
Like, they know.
► 00:43:14
They're very, isn't it like everyone is white in Australia, right?
► 00:43:17
Yeah, but who knew that?
► 00:43:18
Yeah, literally.
► 00:43:19
Yeah.
► 00:43:19
And like, they let the Sudanese in to like Melbourne.
► 00:43:22
And it's like the Aboriginals and the Sudanese not chill.
► 00:43:25
Like they're not doing good for the communities.
► 00:43:28
So they've the Aboriginals just like kind of created their own like separate world or actually say Australians created it for them.
► 00:43:34
And like they're like over here.
► 00:43:35
Then they put all their immigrants that come in illegally, the aliens on an island, a prison and just leave them there until their country will like take them back.
► 00:43:43
And then when people do come, like Asians come, there's like a lot, there's a good amount of Asians visiting.
► 00:43:48
They die in the ocean and like they're always dying.
► 00:43:51
All the Chinese people because they're unaware of their surroundings.
► 00:43:53
Have you seen them on the road?
► 00:43:54
I've seen that.
► 00:43:56
What's a weird thing is I actually have family members that live in Australia because in the 80s when Osawa was in the Civil War, Australia actually opened up their arms.
► 00:44:04
So I got family members living in the lockdown.
► 00:44:06
It's like a country just gotta swim faster.
► 00:44:13
You said anything about that.
► 00:44:14
But hey, no, really?
► 00:44:15
Writing a shark's fin?
► 00:44:16
Because we need to hire, like, no, we need to hire a Mexican.
► 00:44:19
No, Elijah, for we need to hire a Mexican human smuggler to go to Australia and smuggle Australians through the southern border and get them, get them over here, man.
► 00:44:27
Oh, I'm just saying that.
► 00:44:27
We shouldn't be true.
► 00:44:29
We shouldn't.
► 00:44:30
Can you take a plane over there and just throw them in and get them out?
► 00:44:32
No, no.
► 00:44:33
Come on, Elijah.
► 00:44:33
Let's take a slightly offensive private plane over there.
► 00:44:35
Dude, this is $270,000.
► 00:44:38
I've already priced it.
► 00:44:39
I have the price.
► 00:44:39
It's $270,000 just to get eight people out of there.
► 00:44:42
Eight?
► 00:44:43
That's it?
► 00:44:43
Yeah.
► 00:44:44
I think six and two dollars.
► 00:44:45
You can help out with that, right, man?
► 00:44:46
Your family, you know.
► 00:44:47
Dude, there's like very few planes that can make that.
► 00:44:49
Do you know how far that is?
► 00:44:50
Your parents won't even pay my rent.
► 00:44:53
How old are you?
► 00:44:54
I was going to say, I was like, girl, wait, what?
► 00:44:56
We're just complaining to me the other day about how the fact that your parents aren't paying for your phone anymore.
► 00:45:02
I was like, aren't you?
► 00:45:03
Yeah, I'm 32.
► 00:45:06
What?
► 00:45:07
Parents, that's, dude.
► 00:45:09
Fortunately, I grew up around Mexicans, so I got like the cheap culture.
► 00:45:12
No, you got a track phone.
► 00:45:14
He was out here with the paid payphone.
► 00:45:16
And I was like, what is that?
► 00:45:18
Is that an animal?
► 00:45:18
Like, no, it's my cricket mobile.
► 00:45:19
I still don't even have a phone.
► 00:45:20
I always have to borrow your guys' phone.
► 00:45:22
Yeah, that's true.
► 00:45:23
I'm struggling, man.
► 00:45:25
I didn't get a phone until I was like 16.
► 00:45:27
I still have the most cracked phone.
► 00:45:29
I got a fucking, I got a dildo before I got a phone.
► 00:45:32
Really?
► 00:45:34
I'm not going there.
► 00:45:37
Oh.
► 00:45:39
Now we're not going there.
► 00:45:40
Okay.
► 00:45:41
We can go there tonight.
► 00:45:42
You can go where we're never going there.
► 00:45:45
It should never go somewhere.
► 00:45:46
That's all I'm going to say.
► 00:45:47
Okay.
► 00:45:47
All right.
► 00:45:48
All right.
► 00:45:48
Okay.
► 00:45:48
Let's move on.
► 00:45:50
Okay.
► 00:45:50
So we also, speaking of, I don't know what this is with the people liking to be dogs, but we still have people dressing up with dog suits.
► 00:45:58
And they're not just, they're crawling around, I think, New York City.
► 00:46:01
These are the furries.
► 00:46:02
Okay, actually, the funny thing about this video is I've already got the lead off the face of the earth on Twitter so I can pull the rubber shooting dog in harassing the husky.
► 00:46:12
Dang it.
► 00:46:13
I wonder why Twitter deleted it.
► 00:46:14
Why did Twitter delete it?
► 00:46:15
At all.
► 00:46:16
You know what I've been saying lately?
► 00:46:18
I think with Elizabeth Talk, that the people who were in the game were like, oh, please stop making fun of me.
► 00:46:23
And then they get the video deleted.
► 00:46:24
I think it's a great idea.
► 00:46:24
Oh, right, right, right, through a copyright.
► 00:46:26
That's true.
► 00:46:26
That's true.
► 00:46:27
Okay, well, we have more stuff to cover today.
► 00:46:30
Someone told me, like, on your show, can you just one day start telling a good, like, something positive in the world?
► 00:46:35
And it's like, yeah, I don't know.
► 00:46:37
HIV's rates have gone down, I think.
► 00:46:40
Yeah.
► 00:46:41
Hey, hey, yeah, that's okay.
► 00:46:43
There you go.
► 00:46:43
I did it.
► 00:46:44
It said a positive doesn't exist.
► 00:46:46
The flu doesn't exist.
► 00:46:48
It has a name.
► 00:46:48
Omicron.
► 00:46:50
Oh, yeah.
► 00:46:51
And now there's Florona.
► 00:46:52
Yeah, there's Florona, the flu-corona mixture.
► 00:46:55
Can we just get a little confetti and I'll just like, we did it, guys.
► 00:46:58
We did good.
► 00:46:58
We helped encourage you in this world.
► 00:47:01
I don't get it either.
► 00:47:02
Okay.
► 00:47:02
We also have this terrifying song of encouraging kids to get vaxx.
► 00:47:06
Let's go ahead and let's watch this.
► 00:47:09
Why should we kids get vaccinated when it's available?
► 00:47:11
Well, this is.
► 00:47:12
We're going to get it soon.
► 00:47:14
And then we can play.
► 00:47:15
She's 40.
► 00:47:18
Jesus Christ.
► 00:47:19
We will get to play together when it's done.
► 00:47:22
The shot.
► 00:47:24
We will get to play together when it's done.
► 00:47:27
The shot.
► 00:47:28
We will get to play together.
► 00:47:30
We will get to play together.
► 00:47:32
We will get to play together when it's done.
► 00:47:35
The shot.
► 00:47:37
Jesus.
► 00:47:37
Somebody's going to get shot.
► 00:47:38
I don't know.
► 00:47:39
That's really.
► 00:47:41
Somebody deserves to get shot.
► 00:47:42
That's really scary.
► 00:47:43
Yeah.
► 00:47:44
Straight to Joe.
► 00:47:45
She's like a horror movie.
► 00:47:46
Traits of Joe.
► 00:47:46
Straight to the gulag for her.
► 00:47:48
That's out of a horror movie.
► 00:47:49
Stand against a wall, please.
► 00:47:51
She looks like while you wait to use your green card to go to McDonald's, obviously.
► 00:47:55
I'm referring to.
► 00:47:57
I mean, I can't believe these people exist.
► 00:47:59
She also looks not okay.
► 00:48:01
If you look at her eyes, like that, she's not.
► 00:48:04
Oh, my God.
► 00:48:05
She's not okay.
► 00:48:06
She's like on Jorge, Smasher Pass.
► 00:48:10
Oh, it's still a smasher pass.
► 00:48:12
I'm like, gross.
► 00:48:14
Jorge, I'll just take the Olive Garden.
► 00:48:16
You don't know about that Olive Garden.
► 00:48:18
Look, for me.
► 00:48:19
Look, for me, I got low expression.
► 00:48:20
As long as you can walk, that's pretty much it for me.
► 00:48:24
So girl in a wheelchair rolls by.
► 00:48:27
Oh.
► 00:48:29
He still would.
► 00:48:30
Oh, yeah.
► 00:48:31
Sober, too.
► 00:48:32
I don't even need alcohol.
► 00:48:33
Yeah, remember at a party.
► 00:48:34
Dude, I've seen some things with disabled people on TikTok that I can't repeat, probably, on the internet.
► 00:48:40
No.
► 00:48:40
TikTok, it really has crazy face.
► 00:48:42
I saw there's this one person that I started kind of following, which is like not okay.
► 00:48:47
I don't even know if I'm going to say it.
► 00:48:49
Okay.
► 00:48:49
So she's like a cripple that has like very shrinky little like stick legs, but she's like kind of like a whore.
► 00:48:57
Stop, stop.
► 00:48:59
Wait, did you say she's a whore?
► 00:49:00
And like, Take's like, but I just can't get over.
► 00:49:03
This is really nice stuff.
► 00:49:04
Like, I find this stuff really funny.
► 00:49:05
Like, she'll make videos.
► 00:49:06
It'll be like, she'll point up.
► 00:49:07
And it's like, people ask me, like, how I do the thing because on TikTok, you can't use the words.
► 00:49:12
Oh, right, right.
► 00:49:12
So that's like the point.
► 00:49:13
They do segs, like S-E-G-G-S.
► 00:49:15
And it's like, ask me how I.
► 00:49:17
And it's like, they use a computer voice, so it's even worse, even though she doesn't have a computer voice.
► 00:49:20
Like, ask me how I have sex.
► 00:49:22
And you're like, I wasn't thinking about this.
► 00:49:24
And then it just cuts.
► 00:49:26
And she's like laying on it.
► 00:49:27
You just see like her torso, and you see her hands grab her little legs and go and like fold them over her neck.
► 00:49:32
And these are like sticks hanging over.
► 00:49:34
I'm like, ah!
► 00:49:36
I was like, oh my gosh.
► 00:49:39
You got to stick the pencil between the pencils.
► 00:49:40
And I was just like, this is too much.
► 00:49:42
And I was like, I really, I was like, and then I go to the page and I was like, is this a sex account for like crippled people?
► 00:49:48
Like, this is next level.
► 00:49:49
Like, I want to know about this.
► 00:49:50
This is stuff I want to know about.
► 00:49:51
I don't know about this stuff.
► 00:49:52
And I don't know how that account's not deleted.
► 00:49:54
Good for her.
► 00:49:55
I'm like, yeah, yes, queen.
► 00:49:57
Yes, queen.
► 00:49:59
Girlboard acceleration.
► 00:50:01
Girl balls.
► 00:50:02
She's a girl boss.
► 00:50:02
All cripples should have OnlyFans.
► 00:50:06
Elijah, can you, Elijah?
► 00:50:07
Can you send me their username for like research purposes?
► 00:50:11
Can I just look at this?
► 00:50:12
Kaylan was telling us about this trend on TikTok where it's like people want to be eaten.
► 00:50:18
They want to live in someone's body.
► 00:50:20
Oh, I don't, where are we going with this?
► 00:50:21
Okay, that's it.
► 00:50:22
That was it.
► 00:50:22
Okay.
► 00:50:23
I thought you were saying something else.
► 00:50:24
No, no, like they want to be like that jacket.
► 00:50:28
She was going to excuse me.
► 00:50:29
Whoa.
► 00:50:31
Oh, I'm sweating.
► 00:50:34
Dude, I'm like, oh, man.
► 00:50:35
Dude, Megan, as soon as you started talking about, as soon as you started talking about it, you could see Elijah.
► 00:50:40
He just like lights up.
► 00:50:40
Yeah, no.
► 00:50:41
It's like, wow, are you okay?
► 00:50:42
Yeah, you're right, dude.
► 00:50:45
He's not okay.
► 00:50:46
Okay, here's can I say this all again?
► 00:50:49
Let me go to this real fast.
► 00:50:50
Also, too, like speaking of the year of acceleration, um, I'm really excited about this.
► 00:50:54
So, climate change apparently is speeding up, which is great.
► 00:50:56
Yes, you know, they say the world's gonna end, and I'm like, okay, it can't happen long enough.
► 00:51:00
But what's been happening is people write things on Twitter like this.
► 00:51:02
If you go to my page, they'll be like, This is what DC looks like if the world continues on its current trajectory of greenhouse gas emissions.
► 00:51:09
That looks pretty big.
► 00:51:10
Yeah, that actually looks sick.
► 00:51:11
That's like pretty cool.
► 00:51:12
I like it.
► 00:51:13
And so, uh, the great thing with DC is the more water, the less homeless encampment.
► 00:51:17
So, this would be good for DC.
► 00:51:19
My first question was, DC's going to become Minecraft?
► 00:51:23
Like, yeah, that's the metaverse, dude.
► 00:51:25
Yeah, DC is going to become a simulation.
► 00:51:27
Okay.
► 00:51:28
But I just said, Yay, free water park.
► 00:51:30
Woo, yay.
► 00:51:34
That's always my top thing.
► 00:51:35
It's like, whenever anyone's like, the world's going to end, I'm like, oh, cool, cool.
► 00:51:37
The sun looks beautiful.
► 00:51:39
You know, like, this is what happens if the sun exploded, you know, and you're like, ooh, fun, free show.
► 00:51:43
You know, like, the best thing to Elijah is when you tweet something simple like that, how mad people get on Twitter and they like, oh my God, look at this guy, Elijah.
► 00:51:52
This is not a joke.
► 00:51:53
It's like, yeah, like, I love trolling.
► 00:51:55
Did we?
► 00:51:55
Did we read on this show?
► 00:51:56
I think that we read on the other show, one of these shows about the gay, the gay website.
► 00:52:01
I blocked all the hate websites that travel anti-Semitism and hate so that they can't write stuff about me anymore.
► 00:52:06
But then, like, now these queerity and pink news keep writing articles.
► 00:52:10
Like, if I say anything, just like, like, I literally, you got to read the articles.
► 00:52:13
They're so good.
► 00:52:14
Like, I'll just be like, oh man, they turned Christmas gay.
► 00:52:15
And the article's written, like, Elijah seething in his room with hatred for homosexuals.
► 00:52:20
You cannot have anything good.
► 00:52:22
And everybody knew Christmas has always been very gay and he just can't admit it.
► 00:52:25
And you're reading, like, dude, you guys are mentally retarded.
► 00:52:28
Like, you're never genuinely a homosexual.
► 00:52:31
So why are you?
► 00:52:31
He has no idea.
► 00:52:33
I literally am.
► 00:52:34
He literally is.
► 00:52:35
I'm a homosexual Jew.
► 00:52:37
Yes.
► 00:52:38
Get some confetti.
► 00:52:40
Yay.
► 00:52:41
Everybody.
► 00:52:41
Woo.
► 00:52:43
I'm coming out, coming out.
► 00:52:45
I'm part of the tribe and I am gay.
► 00:52:47
Please stop it.
► 00:52:50
I think it was peak news too.
► 00:52:51
They put out like an article last month and it was like, Republicans don't want your kids going to drag shows.
► 00:52:58
And I'm like, this is not the own you think it is.
► 00:53:00
Yes.
► 00:53:01
Yeah.
► 00:53:01
Elijah Schaefer thought that transgender nutcracker was just absolutely crazy.
► 00:53:07
I'm like, I didn't think that at all.
► 00:53:08
I wasn't thinking that about the Nutcracker.
► 00:53:11
And I even said in that post of Own Remind People that it is sus.
► 00:53:14
Anyone whose job it is to put nuts in their mouth for a job is already sus.
► 00:53:17
But I'm just saying they go, they've got a control.
► 00:53:19
And so I like I have the top comment here on this.
► 00:53:21
If you go to this, I just put like, looks fun.
► 00:53:23
Love pool parties.
► 00:53:24
And that gets the most vote.
► 00:53:26
People are sick of this shit.
► 00:53:26
They're absolutely done with it.
► 00:53:28
They're literally, literally done with this.
► 00:53:30
I also want to just go over one more video here of what Sav wrote as retarded teacher wants kids to gender her correctly.
► 00:53:39
Let's go ahead and let's watch that.
► 00:53:41
I have a question for other genderqueer educators.
► 00:53:44
I am just finishing up my teaching degree and I was wondering how you all respond when students or parents misgender you in a way that doesn't turn into a power struggle.
► 00:53:53
Because when I've had students misgender me so far, I just don't know how to respond.
► 00:53:57
And usually when I correct them, they just ignore it.
► 00:54:01
Dude, she needs she or he or whatever needs the damn chancla, bro.
► 00:54:05
Yeah, dude, I just sapp her with a belt.
► 00:54:08
Do you ever want to hit these people?
► 00:54:10
I do.
► 00:54:10
I just want to like hit them with a load of love and forgiveness from Christ.
► 00:54:13
There it is.
► 00:54:16
I know.
► 00:54:17
That's nice.
► 00:54:17
All right.
► 00:54:18
We got more confetti coming for that one.
► 00:54:19
That was a good celebrity.
► 00:54:20
That's really good.
► 00:54:22
I kind of look like Caitlin.
► 00:54:23
Also, is that a man or a woman?
► 00:54:26
I can we get the back on the screen.
► 00:54:27
I don't know.
► 00:54:28
I genuinely don't know.
► 00:54:29
That's a woman.
► 00:54:30
That's a woman.
► 00:54:31
Dude, Rachel Motto's looking rough after we ended up.
► 00:54:33
That's Rachel Motto.
► 00:54:35
It's freaking what my Michael Knowles.
► 00:54:40
Michael Knowles got to get a better TikTok.
► 00:54:42
They got a better TikTok.
► 00:54:44
Michael knows what's like when he's off daily wire.
► 00:54:46
He's concerned about people misgendering him.
► 00:54:50
I swear, dude, dude, Michael's, this is, we're bound to like have these kids.
► 00:54:53
Like anyone who does this, I'm like, denoter, like if there's any sort of balance in the world, I just know one of my kids is going to be like retarded like that, and I'm going to beat him up.
► 00:55:00
Like, I'm just going to beat him until he's not.
► 00:55:02
Is that what you do?
► 00:55:03
What do you do?
► 00:55:03
Yeah, you have to beat your kids.
► 00:55:05
You have to kill them.
► 00:55:06
No, I'm just kidding.
► 00:55:08
I'm totally joking.
► 00:55:11
No, no, I just meant like, I don't know what you would do.
► 00:55:13
I don't, I haven't had kids yet, but like, if my kid was like starting to grow up and like act like a liberal and stuff like that, I gotta, I mean, you obviously would, number one, pray for them.
► 00:55:20
Like, you would start that.
► 00:55:21
Was it where you would start and ask for God, you know, like with Elijah to bring down fire and smite them?
► 00:55:26
I'm just kidding.
► 00:55:27
No, but you go, you would pray for them and then you would probably like try to ask if they were molested.
► 00:55:35
That's the natural progression of how that is.
► 00:55:37
No, I just stay away to gay shot therapy.
► 00:55:41
I think that most of these people were molested usually.
► 00:55:43
Well, I just thought that was a good idea.
► 00:55:44
That's where a lot of trauma comes.
► 00:55:45
Like, you try to be a liberal.
► 00:55:47
I wasn't molested, but my parents would just like, I wasn't.
► 00:55:49
But I just clarify to everyone.
► 00:55:52
Megan was not molested, but I think I was.
► 00:55:55
Yeah, no, I tried to be a liberal and I would just get into these horrible fights.
► 00:55:58
I think my parents probably wanted to kill me.
► 00:56:00
They probably wanted to kill me.
► 00:56:01
Okay.
► 00:56:01
Elijah would have supported that.
► 00:56:04
I'm going to call them right now.
► 00:56:05
Are you not brave?
► 00:56:07
My inbox right now.
► 00:56:08
You're not mad enough to kill someone on your set.
► 00:56:10
Did you not, why didn't you kill your kids?
► 00:56:14
It phases out.
► 00:56:15
Based Pharaoh.
► 00:56:16
In the Bible.
► 00:56:18
Just kill them all.
► 00:56:19
You're like, dude.
► 00:56:21
At least today we just do it a little bit slower.
► 00:56:22
Just inject people.
► 00:56:24
But it's true.
► 00:56:26
It's true.
► 00:56:27
No, but I'm saying like with being a liberal, it's like, it's like, I guess if my kid was going that direction, I guess everyone has, like, I always told people this, too.
► 00:56:32
I was never liberal.
► 00:56:33
I just like, naturally, I think when you're a teenager, you fight authority.
► 00:56:37
This is what I understand about the kids being liberal today.
► 00:56:40
And like, I always thought, like, I was even, you know, you want to be different when you're a teenager.
► 00:56:44
And it's like, I was against authority.
► 00:56:47
And what happened to that?
► 00:56:48
Where it was like when you were in high school, you didn't want to submit to authority.
► 00:56:52
And now it's like they dog on each other if they don't submit to authority.
► 00:56:56
They totally scratched.
► 00:56:57
It's ridiculous.
► 00:56:57
Yeah, it just makes no sense.
► 00:56:58
I was in middle school, you know, listening to like Rage Against the Machine and, you know, you're raging against the system.
► 00:57:03
And then now Rage Against the Machine, just like these new liberals of today are for the machine.
► 00:57:08
So it's, you know, like you said, Elijah, like when we were younger, it was cool to be like rebellious and like sneak out and whatever.
► 00:57:14
Your parents told you not to get a piercing.
► 00:57:15
You do it anyway.
► 00:57:16
But now these kids, you know, they're for the system in the machine now.
► 00:57:20
So they march to the beat of the drum of authority.
► 00:57:23
I don't think they realize they switch, though.
► 00:57:25
Like that's how unaware they are.
► 00:57:27
No, and I was going to say, just as, and as we, as we head out here, this is just a, it almost made it on the show.
► 00:57:34
We almost talked about this for a while, but just to remind you guys that the world we live in, a pedophile, 60 years old, who identifies as a female is jailed for 20 months after having cocaine-fueled sex with a dog.
► 00:57:44
Stop.
► 00:57:46
Did you see a video of this?
► 00:57:49
Is the dog okay?
► 00:57:51
Is the dog okay?
► 00:57:52
Oh my gosh.
► 00:57:53
Literally, dude, I hope my next bottle of clown pills is accidentally laced with fentanyl because I need to see I need to go meet George in heaven.
► 00:58:02
I gotta get out of here.
► 00:58:05
Oh my God.
► 00:58:06
What else could you say?
► 00:58:06
Crazy world.
► 00:58:07
He's a saint.
► 00:58:07
He's a saint.
► 00:58:08
Everybody knows George Floyd is just a saint.
► 00:58:11
He's literally, we should memorialize him as many places as possible.
► 00:58:14
I have an altar of him.
► 00:58:16
What?
► 00:58:16
I have an altar of George.
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Floydology is what it's called.
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Dude, I cannot tell you how funny.
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I cannot tell you how funny the world is.
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When you unplug, guys, and remind you that, once you unplug from the world and you just learn to laugh at things and have a good time and have a sense of humor, you'll always have a lot of fun.
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I'm actually, you know, I'm actually really excited about, and I'm going to tell you guys this.
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So many people message me and they have, like, this show's not a political show, even though it's like on a conservative network.
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It's definitely not a conservative show.
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People always like, it's not very conservative.
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I go, did you know how many episodes did it take you to notice that this show is like with a lot of screwed up people?
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Like, did you watch four minutes of one episode and you got my favorite?
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Did you never see this show before?
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Because this is yeah.
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And when also, and also, I like to like, you know, this is just not really appropriate for my kids.
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I'm like, it's not.
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You shouldn't be.
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I hope they're not watching this.
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No, my favorite thing about it is the comments are always like, hey, you said this.
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And like, I was kind of offended.
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I'm like, well, did you read the title?
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It's literally called.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like, I just really don't like it when you do this.
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And I'm like, well, I mean, you could lose a few pounds.
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We have all of opinions that we shouldn't face.
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Like, you know, like, I don't know.
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Like, it's just good.
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No, but I'm saying, like, I'm really happy because I've been noticing in whatever algorithms or whatever videos trend, the videos that we're starting to trend with are like outside of the political sphere.
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Like, we're getting recommended after a lot of comedians and people.
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And I'm like, very happy about this because it's like the way that it's getting tied in with a different network of channel types is making me very happy because this was never meant to be a news channel.
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It was just the Blacks were wild in 2020.
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So I had to film them doing crazy shit.
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Like, it was they were.
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I was like, bro, I know they were going to lie about this.
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We've got to show them stuff.
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But then it was like, let's go back to laughing at people.
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Like, and also the liberals were retarded.
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And so we made fun of them.
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Sav knows that.
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Like, she's, I was like, why don't we just go back to activism and like trolling people?
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True.
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Like, 2022.
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Let's go.
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Election year.
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It's going to get, we're going to accelerate.
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Things are going to get so crazy on the show next year.
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Like, it's so insane.
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Are you going to an activist a lot this year here?
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Activating.
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We're just expanding to allow us to do certain things that we've been wanting to do.
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And we're going to just be like, this is, I don't understand it.
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I'm not going to say much on the air, but it's like, I don't know how I get away with half the stuff I get away with, to be completely honest.
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I have no idea right now.
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It's shocking.
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I may be not in it tomorrow.
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But anyway, where can people find you, Megan?
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How can they follow you if they'd want to keep up with you and your comedy and stuff?
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You could just type in Megan Nager, N-A-G-E-R-G is like a J.
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It's Megan Nager Comedy.
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If you spell it wrong, the SPLC is going to show up at your door.
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It's true, though.
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I'm so sorry.
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It does happen.
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But Megan Nager Comedy, I have a podcast on Spotify called Pop Spiracy, where we talk about pop culture conspiracy theory.
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So every Monday, 11 p.m. Easter time.
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Yeah, it's really amazing.
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And for me, you can find me two places: Twitter at Ventura Report, where we're breaking real-time news on the front lines, doing a lot of border coverage, working on documentaries.
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And Instagram is Horhaven Tura TV.
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And we also just released a new documentary where we spent a month on the ground in Virginia documenting the parent-led rebellion against the school boards and CRT education that eventually led to Republican governors' victory of Glenn Youngkin.
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That should be in the description, Sav.
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So if you guys want to check it out, it's there on the website.
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It'll be unwoke.usa unwoke.usa.
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Awesome.
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And you can follow Savannah and I in the description wherever you can follow people.
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You can also follow her podcast.
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Rapid Fire, which, by the way, Sav, I just heard your show got deleted again.
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Yeah.
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What happened?
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Why'd you get deleted?
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My first show.
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Don't say it exactly.
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I don't think it was deleted.
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Why'd you get deleted?
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I talked about things you're not supposed to talk about on YouTube.
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My first.
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My first time.
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Dude, 2022 is going to be like, I got a strike for telling the gospel.
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I told someone go to heaven and I got to go.
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You're going to determine.
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Oh, you're a white man and deleted.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Literally.
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That's true.
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Sorry, I can't be white off.
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I'll be better off.
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You can identify something else, though.
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Dude, somebody asked me, like, when you not, if, when you get kicked off Twitter, like, are you going to be sad?
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I'm like, I'll probably be a better person.
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Like, when, if, if they deleted everything, I'd probably just be a better person.
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And, like, I just, I have a few friends.
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Do you know what friends, like, well, we all do make so much money in other fields?
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I can make more money doing a lot of other things, but this is way too freaking fun.
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And I'm sorry, Sav, that happened to you.
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But as you know, YouTube is run by the, you know, it is run by the most evil among us.
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It really is.
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They break incense.
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Oh, no, I wasn't referring.
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I was referring to tech gods.
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The juice.
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It is, but that's I wasn't referring to that.
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No, the CEO is Jewish.
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I don't care about that.
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I don't care.
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I mean, yeah, maybe they're all Jewish, but like you're bad.
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Where's that winning vibrator?
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Feeling spicy.
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No, I meant tech gods, the worst.
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The people that run tech companies are the worst among us.
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And they're like, probably half of them are named Siraj, you know?
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So it's like.
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But no, I'm just saying it's true, right?
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Aren't the tech companies the worst people?
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I think they are.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes.
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And I was not referring to it.
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I'm just kidding.
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If you do kicked off, though, you could refer to yourself or identify as a Jewish black woman.
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I am.
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She's giving you the past.
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She's giving you the past.
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I don't know if you've read that before.
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It's true.
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So it's true.
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All right.
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Let's read it.
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Okay.
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Remember, if you guys make it this far in the podcast, it is free and doesn't cost you anything to leave a review.
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And it helps us out so much as we are demonetized everywhere.
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Who knows why?
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When you watch the content on the show, you're like, why would that show not qualify for monetization on the internet?
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I don't know.
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It always confuses me every single day.
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But if you could leave a review, it really helps us out so much.
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I need to take a sip of water.
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And before you read this first review, I just want to say that Halen hated this one.
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Where's Kaylin?
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Where's his?
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Keep your face in the shot.
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I feel like you're going to be in it.
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Wow.
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Hey.
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Son of a bitch.
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Beautiful, beautiful.
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That's my cousin Vinny.
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Free it in the cost of anything.
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Let's read the reviews.
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We got one from David Clark that said, Clown World explained.
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Listening to this show is a breath of fresh air.
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Elijah is not only against fat people, but he's also becoming fat himself.
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It's great.
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Sounds good.
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That's so good.
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That is so good.
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Thank you.
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Do we concur?
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Do we concur?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Classic.
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Good review, Dave the Clark.
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Thank you.
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Happy 2022.
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Thank you very much.
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It's called Getting Swole.
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Actually, do you know, don't, don't, when, when do you, when do I need to start cutting?
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Is it like May?
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You're not fat.
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That's what I meant.
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But I meant like, when do you actually, when do you actually cut usually for the summer?
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Like, probably May, right?
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Two months?
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Maybe start in April.
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April.
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It's like, they start in August.
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Hey, start in August.
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Just broke forever.
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Hey, just start in August and just be like, summer's already over.
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485 pounds.
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Like, I just still got to get ready, man.
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Powerlifters are like really.
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We have to really struggle.
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We have to all get really fit for the annual Vegas trip.
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Everyone's got to be like, we got to be.
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I'm in the gym.
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Yeah, we got to look good.
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All right.
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We have another one.
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I'm going to get so fat.
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Suburban Redneck said the N word?
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No, okay, but it says just the N-word.
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It's like, put it on the screen.
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Never knew I needed.
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I'm very new to this show, but already hooked.
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This really is the best worst show that I didn't know I needed.
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Elijah's ability to make his audience laugh at the horrific topics.
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It's always so sad to read these.
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He covers is truly a gift.
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He also wears his Christian faith on his sleeve quite naturally.
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I always tell people that I'm not a great example of a Christian, but God, you can't deny God's real and it's Christ.
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Like, I just, it's true.
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Okay.
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So it's like, it's an objective thing.
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It's true.
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Working with atheist communists, the show has been added to the others like Crowder issues, et cetera, the table talk radio that get me through the work days without losing my mind.
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Thank God for the show.
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We love you too.
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Anyway, you can do that.
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You can also sign up at Blazetv.com slash Elijah, where you can get all of this stuff.
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And if we ever get taken off the air, we'll still be there and you get 10 bucks off.
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You can join.
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Make sure you follow our guests.
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That was a long one for slightly offensive.
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The best worst show on Blaze TV.
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My name is Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 host.
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Have a good rest of the evening and may God bless the United States of America.
