Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Sydney Watson Brought to Tears Over Australia’s Collapse

Aug. 18, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Sydney Watson Brought to Tears Over Australia’s Collapse | Ep 180

Sydney Watson is not one to cry on camera, but with the complete failure of the U.S. leaving Afghanistan in pieces and the way Australia has enslaved its own people, things have gotten so bad that it's hard not to let emotions take hold as we watch the collapse of multiple countries.

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	Here's the results of the 2020 census just came out, and for the first time in American history, the number of white people went down.
	Why are we cheering that?
	That's the sign of a decaying and a falling empire.
	The United States of America is no longer the dominant force in the world.
	While we're cheering about, you know, important issues that there are less people with small amounts of melanin in their skin.
	I just want to remind you, if we can go to video one, video two, we just lost a war to these guys.
	I don't know if you saw this video.
	This is a video of the Taliban, I believe, in either the Presidential Palace or one of the warlords' homes, trying out their home gym.
	And these guys who can't even use a elliptical in the right direction and a guy with a beer gut and an Android phone.
	It's actually kind of funny to realize that the most advanced and largest military in the world actually collapsed and was unable to defeat these guys.
	We're going to get into this and the most insane things as well as talking about how we can fight back and resist this madness here on Slightly Offensive, the best war show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color in 8K graphics.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer and I am your once top 17 host, joined by the lovely as ever Sidney Watson from the creatively named show Sidney Watson.
	Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
	The reason I'm laughing is just because again, Murphy, my dog, the mascot, just ran through the studio with a whole thing of like paper towels.
	So thanks for having me.
	Yeah, he's in the corner.
	I'm like, worried, he's going to pull the cords out of our super advanced high-speed rendering computer rig.
	Exactly.
	The basement will never recover once he comes in.
	I know.
	This is the only show where the host is in 480p and the guests are in 720p and the computer renders at some sort of weird speed.
	I don't know.
	We also have Savannah Hernandez, our resident reporter and our host who's going to be doing some reporting this week.
	Can't give a lot of details.
	But today's show is definitely interesting.
	Before we jump into this, I got to remind you guys that, you know, maybe Afghanistan isn't secure, but you know what is secure right now?
	My junk.
	And I'm not joking to you because I actually have the proper protection and I actually, my junk is able to stay safe and in place.
	Unlike the people currently in Kabul due to the military abandoning them, you know what doesn't abandon me, my boxer briefs.
	Men are actually inundated with overpriced boxers that are designed for testosterone deficient men.
	You know, there's one brand that is so lame that it actually went so far as turned the waistband into a rainbow.
	I don't know about you, but if you pull down a man's pants to give him a medical procedure because you're a doctor and you saw a rainbow band, would that turn you on or off?
	No, I don't want to put anything near my face after that.
	Yeah, it's men.
	Don't get into this rut.
	Here at Slightly Offensive, we demand more, more room, and support where it counts.
	But that's not all.
	I want a quick release fly for the quick draw to when people like Sidney, you know, men too, might be giving you a medical examination if you were a doctor.
	Yeah.
	Other than that, you know.
	I am a doctor.
	Oh, then you got to have that quick draw, a secret pocket and the extra wide waistband or cash for tactical necessities for I don't know why.
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	So, if we can go back to video two, we're gonna be talking about the fall of the United States, where we're headed, and also the fact of how we're gonna fight back against this.
	Across is Murphy running.
	Now he has a sweater.
	Okay, all right, we can't even.
	We have to just let him be trying to talk seriously about a country that's recently pulled and our studios being torn apart.
	I'm just laughing because my dog is insane.
	I know he's.
	Actually, I wish we had a Murphy cam, but he's currently building a nest in the corner of the room.
	So okay no, you've got me speaking of destructive forces.
	Destructive forces no, but uh, you know, we saw that that recently, you know, Afghanistan completely fell um.
	We pulled out.
	We had worse pullout method than an overconfident high school boy on prom night.
	This was not looking good, and when we realized how quickly the Taliban, you know, took out our forces, that our intelligence agencies underestimated them, we thought, man, what really happened?
	How did we fail?
	And then images started coming in on exactly who it was that defeated the U.s military and 300 000 trained uh, Afghan forces.
	And these were the first videos that came in.
	I mean it's just unreal.
	Get these guys some rainbow banded boxer briefs.
	You know, these are not kind of guys that wear Undertak underwear.
	I mean, these are guys that were so poorly trained they've never even used a piece of workout equipment in their life.
	I just watching these videos I hadn't seen this one before and I i'm not sure if you and uh your, your subscribers and followers and listeners have seen.
	There's another video of um, the soldiers, the Afghan military, training with the Americans and they can't even.
	Yeah, there you go.
	They can't even do jumping jacks.
	So I mean, to be completely fair, i'm not tremendously surprised that all of this transpired.
	This being said too, and I think people need to remember this Afghanistan has been basically under siege by so many different countries for well over a hundred years, in fact.
	I mean you could probably say maybe 200 years.
	I'm not even sure when it all started.
	So I mean, are we shocked?
	Not really, i'm not shocked.
	I don't know how anybody else could be.
	Also, you're dealing with tribal people.
	I mean, there's no like, there's no homogenous Afghanistan to Afghanis.
	What's happening?
	This video no no no, it's not even it's it's.
	This video is like literally, I feel like these is like watching your dog run around the room reminds me of the Afghan military, or like I mean, this is like this is the military that we supposedly trained.
	I hope this is fake.
	If someone tell me this video is apparently it's not, I mean because this is real I had the same response where I was like, surely this is not a thing, but it is.
	Apparently this is real.
	And you know what, too?
	I was also reading through the twitter comments on this video because I was like yeah, there's no way this is real.
	And a lot of military commanders who were over in Afghanistan and actually trained the Afghan army were like yeah, this is how they are over there.
	Yeah, we're dealing with people that this is a proof that all cultures are not equal, and clearly these people this was just a ploy right.
	And I think what's really important about this, as we, as we get into this, is, you know, Joe Biden, when he did his response speech, was like, oh well, you know, we've been in the war for 20, 20 years and we need to stop the war.
	So I'm not going to respond to my haters.
	I'm going to leave.
	And because we should have stopped the war.
	Essentially, what Jesse Kelly pointed out is he did, he did what women do, like when you win an argument against your wife or against a girl.
	And then instead of admitting that, you know, basically that you were right, she then makes the argument about the way you said something in the argument.
	So basically, it's like, Joe, he switched the subject.
	Nobody was ever mad at you that we pulled out of Afghanistan.
	Everyone thought this year we were, no matter who was president, we were mad about the way that it was done because it was so sloppy.
	And you know what?
	Even if the end result was there, what you're showing us is that you disregard human life.
	You don't care about the safety of Americans.
	And in the end, you care more about just, you know, well, we got what we wanted.
	And it's like, but did we?
	Because now the region's just destabilized.
	We lives were lost.
	People died trying to exit.
	Maybe it was unavoidable, but the fact that our, you know, Jen Saki's on break, she's not taking any contact.
	Kamala Harris won't go out in front of the camera.
	Do you know that she was a White House insider said that she said, I'm not letting you pin the shit on me.
	Like she's like, she was like yelling at him.
	And Joe Biden specifically, you know, just going back on vacation.
	I mean, this is where we're at.
	Well, for our blind viewers, if you missed that video, you put it back on the screen.
	It's like they said that the military was going to hold the was going to hold and resist the Taliban.
	Now, I don't know about you, but I guess I would say the Taliban and the military are about the same level of physical fitness.
	Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know.
	This is probably an unpopular opinion, or perhaps it's even the, you know, the consensus.
	But I, from what I understand, from my understanding of Afghanistan, and I can't even joke about this because I just think it's also tragic the way that everything went down.
	The Taliban was always going to basically retake Afghanistan.
	Like that was always going to be the case.
	And the reality is, again, it's because I think people don't understand the nature of some of these.
	Again, they're like tribal people.
	And so they're not, they don't operate like you and I do.
	The thing that makes me so upset about all of this is the women and girls that are going to be mistreated under the Taliban.
	I mean, no more Jalalabaddis.
	They go back to just being from Jalalaba.
	It's just, it's so sad because even today, I was reading that apparently a spokesperson for the Taliban said, we're not going to mess with, you know, I'm paraphrasing, obviously, but effectively said, we're not going to mess with women and girls provided that they follow Sharia law.
	Now, Sharia law, for people who don't understand, is one of the most regressive laws, if we can call it that.
	I do.
	It's archaic.
	It is.
	I mean, when you have to present, well, I believe it's five male witnesses.
	People can correct me in the comments.
	When you have to produce five male witnesses when you are raped to prove that you were raped, otherwise you are the one who gets stoned or, you know, has limbs cut off.
	Like, what is that?
	This is absurd to me.
	It actually enrages me.
	This stuff enrages me.
	Right.
	And, you know, it's interesting, though, because you know, Sid too.
	I just wanted to jump in real quick, like, because I saw this tweet as well, Sid.
	I'm just to build on your point of this woman who went to a school and all of the teachers were saying goodbye to their female students because they knew that they weren't going to be able to go to school anymore.
	A lot of the women in Afghanistan, as soon as they knew the Taliban took over, went to their local store, tried to find a hijab ASAP.
	We saw that CNN reporter Elijah, where what, August 15th, she's, you know, reporting how we look right now, August 16th, hijab.
	Yep.
	Right.
	And, you know, it's like, it's like, but I was saying that with this stuff is that someone brought up a point because this is where I want to get this.
	This is a very interesting conversation.
	Go ahead and play video four on the screen for us here.
	So here's a here's a video of one of the Taliban people breaking a TV.
	And this is where we get into this interesting conversation where, you know, like a certain amount of people will see that, like, oh, the Taliban's taking back over.
	They don't want all this regressive LGBTQ stuff.
	They don't want, you know, this weird egalitarian society.
	And they're like, oh, that's sick.
	That's based.
	I love that.
	Let's get back to that.
	And then there's also people who are like, oh, you know, the Taliban's the worst people.
	The U.S. just stayed there forever.
	They should have had a woman president.
	Okay, I like this.
	Actually, this woman who's on Twitter who hates the United States.
	And I'm not, so it's like interesting.
	It's one of our enemies, someone who hates us.
	Shihates has said, like, hey, perhaps there's something in between in the world where, like, we don't want your egalitarian women presidents with your LGBTQ stuff shoved down our children's throat, literally, at drag queen story hour, but we also don't want a regressive religious authority that breaks TVs in the street.
	Like, there's got to be something in the middle of this.
	They banned music as well, to be clear.
	But you get what I'm saying?
	It's like, why do we have to go?
	Why does it have to either be a liberal Western democracy with this weird egalitarian BS or an authoritarian religious right?
	Like, why can't there be some sort of something in the middle?
	Because these are real people who are living there.
	And it's like, unfortunately for them, they're getting that swing where they're getting one extreme to the other.
	And we had to leave.
	We had to leave.
	There was no question.
	We had to get out of there.
	And people are like, but what about the women?
	Well, it's like, that's their culture.
	Unfortunately, it's not their culture to respect women and it's not their culture to give women opportunities.
	And maybe, you know, I think that we, as a culture, have gone too egalitarian, too Liberona.
	We disagree on that specifically.
	In the fact that I think women are happier at home.
	I don't think all women, I think women should have the right to work, but I think we've moved and regressed in a society where we push women to work.
	I don't think most women are happy working.
	There's always some, right?
	Even in the old days, there would be as nurses in the wars or they would work as teachers.
	Some women did like working.
	And sometimes men would die or husbands would die and women would have to work, right?
	So there's like a necessity plus some women wanted to and they work well in some jobs.
	But I get it.
	Our society is like pressing women to, again, go from being from Jalalaba to Jalalabaddis.
	I don't know why I thought of that earlier, but that's literally, but they're just saying like the people of Kabul, a lot of people are like in the middle saying, we're basically going from one thing that's not us to another thing that's not us.
	And they're kind of prisoners, but it's like, it's not our job to change the culture of every country that's been around for thousands of years.
	Well, I mean, I'm basically in the same boat as you on this, where I believe that it was like necessary effectively for America to leave Afghanistan.
	I mean, in my opinion, I guess it's like the America has spent so much money on these endless wars that have resulted in the deaths of, you know, thousands and upon thousands upon thousands of young men for generations.
	And there's a quote actually by a Democratic, I believe he was a senator or congressman, I can't remember which.
	And his name escapes me.
	It was George something, but effectively he said, I'm fed up to the ears of old men thinking up wars, dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
	And I always think of this quote when we apply this and we talk about the Middle East, because effectively, like you said, we are dealing with a culture that is actually so drastically different to our own that, I mean, the reality is you can't change that.
	You can't come in and change absolutely like decades of operating in one capacity.
	Now, am I offended?
	And do I find it disgusting that women are treated as second-class citizens in many Middle Eastern countries?
	Absolutely.
	Do I think that Islam, and people get mad at me for this, but do I think Islam is a corrosive ideology?
	Yes, I do, because there's so much in Islam that subjugates people, that is controlling.
	Now, and now that you've outed me as an atheist or an agnostic, it's like, yeah, okay, so like Sydney's not the greatest fan of many religions, but Islam is definitely top of the list of the one that is the most, that is the best at subjugating people, in my humble opinion.
	And so that being said, when we look at these things, I just think it's absolutely repulsive that these people are going to have to go back to this.
	But like you rightly said, what's the solution here?
	Where is the middle ground?
	Is it America's job?
	I don't think so.
	Can you explain that people what they're seeing right now for our blind viewers?
	Just like before you go into that, because they're not seeing this.
	Oh, so I mean, you have, you have the same journalist in one photo, which I presume was a few days earlier, maybe.
	The day, a day before this, she looked, you know, she looks lovely.
	She's got her hairs out.
	She's got obviously a scarf wrapped around her neck, which I presume she was wearing as a hijab in some capacity.
	And then the next photo, you see her with her, you know, she's in basically a full covering.
	Well, without her face covered, but her hair is covered.
	She's in a black veil, so to speak.
	I mean, I just find this corrosive.
	I'm not even a feminist and I find this corrosive.
	It makes me mad.
	I'm sorry that the dog is destroying your studio right now.
	I'm watching too.
	I'm like, literally, he's like the Taliban and we're in Kabul.
	Savannah, what are you going to say?
	So I was while Sid is grabbing him, I'll just jump in and say this too, because, you know, it's to Sidney's point.
	And I talk to a lot of, I guess, like older people who have watched us, you know, in Afghanistan for the past 20 years.
	He spent trillions of dollars over there.
	And, you know, a lot of these pictures that are coming out of the people leaving on C-17s, a lot of them are military-aged men.
	And, you know, to Sydney's point, why is it America's responsibility for us to fight these wars in the Middle East when their own men, when their own military over there that we allegedly train are unwilling to even fight for their people at all?
	So yeah, just building on Sidney's point there, just some things I've observed.
	Yeah, you know, and I think, I think we even have an there, look at this.
	We have the image of that right here.
	Let me go to my screen of the people who were leaving.
	This has always been the way.
	It's like when you would see the migrant pictures from the young African men escaping their countries and getting on the boats, they were all fighting age young men.
	And you go, where are the women?
	And again, it's because, and look, I'm not, this is hard to articulate in a way that's not going to be, you know, insanely, insanely, I guess, xenophobic to a lot of people.
	And I, you know, it's got to be.
	He's xenophobic.
	That's okay.
	Well, anyway, I mean, I suppose I look at some of these.
	Xenophobia is a natural reaction to cultures you don't want.
	You don't want that.
	You don't want that in your country.
	And I don't want that.
	No, neither do I.
	I mean, and so I guess I look at these things and I go, oh, freaking great.
	Great.
	That we're going to import these ideologies that are in fact completely and utterly, we can't assimilate them.
	These are not, I don't know, assimilatable.
	You can't assimilate these ideologies.
	And it pisses me off, to be completely frank with you, because I think that the major, besides some of the other corrosive components of these ideologies, they hate women.
	These are not wrong women ideologies.
	The Department of Defense is starting today to bring in 5,000 to 9,000 Afghan men via C-17s using taxpayer funded money to ship them throughout the country.
	And they're looking for up to 30,000, but they already started today, between 5,000 to 9,000.
	They're working on getting them their visas.
	And it's so insane.
	It's so insane.
	And I want to say, Savannah, you brought this up.
	You go, like the idea of we had to leave because the people of Afghanistan, in the end, they don't want this.
	You brought up this video of like, well, why wouldn't they want American culture?
	Why does ISIS hate us?
	Like, this is a teacher in America.
	This is what they don't want.
	Listen to how ridiculous this is.
	This is a real teacher that is in American schools.
	It's like, I understand why the world hates us when we try to push the stuff on them.
	Listen to this.
	Story time.
	Queer school teacher teachers.
	My first year in preschool with a class of my own teaching alongside another queer neurodivergent educator.
	And we have been rocking our two's class.
	We've been talking about gender and skin color and consent and empathy and our bodies and autonomy.
	It's been fabulous.
	But our teaching team is shifting and a new person is being onboarded, someone with many years of experience.
	So today at the lunch table, when the topic of gender and genitals came up, one of our students plainly looked up and said, well, I'm a girl today, but I know that teacher Ko isn't.
	No, they're Envy.
	And the look on the incoming teacher's face was priceless.
	She was shocked in a good way.
	And she just looked around at the two of us and said, this class is incredible.
	And I am so impressed.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Her teeth really bother me.
	And it sounds like a mosquito.
	It does.
	That's like literally anyone who lives in right now in Texas or the South Florida, you know exactly what we're going through right now.
	And that stings me worse.
	Okay, can I just break this down?
	I don't know what it is.
	Her teeth really bother me.
	I try not to attack people's physical appearances, but her teeth are really annoying.
	I don't know why.
	They're like the opposite of chicken teeth.
	This is so odd.
	You know, Sid, one of the things, because we have our new show coming out, I'm gonna remind you guys that we have a new show coming out called You Are Here that is going to be five days a week live that me and Cindy are going to do talking about the news every day because this show is a little more uh evergreen.
	So please go there, subscribe right now if you haven't already.
	Click that subscription.
	We're trying to get to a 30,000 before the end of this weekend.
	We are launching very, very, very soon.
	You can get updates on our Instagrams, on our Telegram chat.
	But please subscribe.
	Click that if you have not already subscribed to our show.
	We're really excited about it.
	But on that note, for this show, we're planning on getting a bigger stream deck and we're going to create like a meme, like a series of memes, Savannah is.
	So like we're going to keep all these people like me.
	And so we're going to cue them.
	But I want to say, like, with that in mind, is that this woman's like her education has nothing to do with an education.
	It's all about social indoctrination.
	It's like, we taught her about being en B, which, by the way, if you didn't understand, those are like, they're pronouns.
	Yes, I spend too much time on TikTok with these people.
	But the teacher is teaching them that she's not a girl and she's worried about gender.
	It's like, hey, are you going to teach me English?
	Are you going to teach me mathematics?
	Are you going to teach me anything?
	Even job skills, taxes.
	Like, you know, that we went to, like, I remember that we, you know, you and I have a similar complaint with education.
	Like, half the stuff, 90% of the stuff they teach you is like irrelevant doesn't help you in your life at all.
	And it's like, we went from like the idea of like school is kind of irrelevant.
	Why don't they teach you more helpful things like taxes and understanding how to like function in society in terms of like logical teaching boys how to work on cars, et cetera?
	Like, why don't they give you like skills?
	And like maybe you, you know, by high school, you go to a science high school or something that can actually help prepare you for a job in the real world.
	So we went from like kind of being useless to being completely irrelevant, where education in the West has become about just teaching you about like your gender and consent.
	Like, what the hell is when has a teacher's job ever been anything like that?
	Well, I mean, if you take a look at universities, it's been like this for a hot minute.
	I mean, I'm thankful that you and I both grew up in a time and Savannah to a lesser extent because you're a couple years younger than us, you lucky creature.
	So young, Savannah.
	So young.
	I was sort of like until I got into Poland.
	I hate y'all.
	But you know, like when we were growing up, none of this stuff was a thing.
	And so it was, it's odd watching this sort of destruction of the education system, which I'm sure if you asked like our parents, they would be, they would basically say this is even worse.
	This is even worse than what they were being taught in schools, obviously.
	But at the end of the day, I mean, like, I think about what I learned at university, which is, I think, the starting point.
	Like, that's where everything disseminates, basically.
	And I mean, university was a horrific, horrific time.
	Of course, this is going to make its way into, you know, into kindergartens.
	This is kindergarten.
	That's what she's talking about.
	She's talking about children, like little, little children that putting people.
	She's talking about putting people.
	And that's why they don't want it.
	And so if you can go back to the video of them smashing the TV, it's like, well, where's the difference though?
	Because where's the difference between this, you know, like where you want a society where this is not taking place?
	And I have to say, no, but this is different though, because this is not, of course, they don't want, but then Elijah, you got to remember, like in Hungary or in Poland or whatever, these like more right-wing countries, they don't want America basically promoting and pushing degeneracy.
	Exactly.
	I mean, and these are just right-wing normal countries.
	I mean, arguably, you could say that they have their own issues, which of course they do.
	This is different.
	And I want to make that clear.
	I don't know if you'll agree with this.
	I don't know if Sab will agree with this, but this is different.
	This is corrosive.
	What we're seeing, what you're seeing on that screen, is corrosive.
	So smashing a television, banning music, banning dancing, forcing women to cover up, that is corrosive.
	I'm sorry.
	Right, because it's still, it still takes away God's idea of liberty, but also with self-control, like moderation.
	And so there's a difference between having a society that allows television, but also polices what goes on it and doesn't promote crap.
	Like it's so funny that what people are mostly worried about today is like, you know, young white men on YouTube talking about nationalistic ideas when they're literally pushing this weird gender theory on your children in school.
	And that's considered normal.
	That woman is a terrorist herself.
	That woman is a psychological terrorist.
	She's sexualizing and confusing and brainwashing children the same way someone who's banning TV is.
	Maybe she's not going to kill them, but they probably are more likely to now end up killing themselves when they decide to transgender.
	It's so corrosive.
	And so we need to find a balance between that as a society, which is like, and you wonder though, but you say this, you're like, okay, well, that's just a random teacher.
	That's not really what it is.
	Well, why did we lose the war?
	We lost the war because the CIA was more worried about teaching people in our government.
	And our military was more interested in teaching people about white fragility, about equity than they were about the truth.
	Watch this training video if you don't remember from the CIA.
	This is what our CIA is saying.
	They're looking for recruits, not on competency, but on this.
	Let's play this from the beginning.
	When I was 17, I quoted Zora Neale Hurston's How It Feels to Be Colored Me in my college application essay.
	The line that spoke to me stated simply, I am not tragically colored.
	There is no sorrow dammed up in my soul, nor lurking.
	Already raised at the forefront of the men.
	I do not mind at all.
	At 17, I had no idea what life would bring, but Sora's sentiment articulated so beautifully how I felt as a daughter of immigrants then and now immigrants.
	Nothing about me was or is tragic.
	I am perfectly made.
	I can wax eloquent on complex legal issues in English while also belting guayaquil de misamores in Spanish.
	Okay.
	I can change a diaper with one hand and console a crying toddler with the other.
	What?
	I'm a woman of color.
	I am a mom.
	I am a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.
	I am interested in the money.
	We have to keep watching this.
	It is not a box-checking exercise.
	I am a walking declaration.
	A woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences, suggesting that a question has been asked.
	I did not sneak into CIA.
	My employment was not and is not the result of a fluke or slip through the cracks.
	I earned my way in and I earned my way up the ranks of this organization.
	I am educated, qualified, and competent.
	And sometimes I struggle.
	Yeah, the feminists.
	I struggle feeling like I could do more, be more to my two sons.
	And I struggle leaving the office when I feel there's so much more to do.
	I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refuse to adjourn.
	At 36, get the fucking ideas of what a woman can or should do.
	I'm sorry.
	I am tired of feeling like I'm supposed to be a little bit more.
	Lady Sambo, the space I occupy rather than intoxicate people with my effort, my brilliance.
	Okay, you can turn it off now.
	The point of this is that we're going to talk about this a little bit more, but obviously it's like this is a CIA and focusing on not like we have the brightest, most intelligent from Ivy League schools who are infiltrating and understanding foreign governments that are fighting for the protection of our country.
	It's like, do you have anxiety disorder?
	Are you queer and feel like you don't fit in?
	The CIA is for you.
	Can you change a diaper with one hand and console a toddler with the other?
	Okay, and can I just jump in here too and just say, like, there is no one in America who's just walking down the street, sees women, and it's like, you can't do it.
	You're incompetent.
	You suck.
	Like, why are we acting in this country like the freaking Taliban is no?
	But like, I'm so tired of women in this country acting like the Taliban is running around and just like hitting women in the face and telling them to put hijabs on.
	What the hell?
	I'm just, I'm tired of it.
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah, I don't think our society is necessarily better off for the way that we've pushed this.
	And I want to break down this video more, but I got to let you know that not only is our country going on the verge of collapse, but the U.S. value system, as always, is kind of under attack.
	I mean, people talk about being queer and whatnot, but what about like people that are mothers?
	What about this idea of like if you have a family or you're starting one and you want to have some way to protect your family?
	You don't care about being neurodivergent and all these strange things that people talk about.
	You're just like, hey, I want to provide for my family.
	I want to provide for myself.
	I want to make sure people are protected around me, whether you're single or married.
	It's like, what just happened to just wanting a good life?
	Well, a lot of us don't have the ability to have a good life because we get taxed a lot, but then nothing happens with those tax dollars, which is why I have to talk to you about the Safety Net Club.
	Now, guys, this is so important because, you know, a lot of us don't have health insurance.
	Like my friend Sidney here, who's, you know, I'm telling you, you're going to have to sign up for this.
	I'm going to get you to do it, honestly.
	Oh, I will.
	No, I have actually, like, unironically, the stuff that you promote on this show, I'm like, yes.
	Like, it's weird.
	I said this before, but on another show, but there's underwear.
	Yes.
	This stuff, yes.
	Because if you stabbed me in the eye, Elijah, on our show when you're mad at me, then I want the $10,000.
	Right.
	I know you're not supposed to start until our new show, but I'm telling you this right now, guys.
	You go to safetynet.club and I talk to you about this.
	If you have bad health insurance, so like 50% of us, either we go into the emergency room and we have health insurance and we come out with a $10,000 bill, even if we just break our arm or a kid does.
	And we don't know what to do because our insurances don't help us that much.
	Even good insurances still have these problems.
	If you get into an accident, I even saw some guy, some old guy in his wallet said, if it's not covered by Medicare, it says on his ID, don't do it.
	But people are scared.
	Also, if you're uninsured, you end up with these huge bills.
	How do you pay them?
	Well, the reason why you would join safetynet.club is if you go there right now, you can find packages and things for up to like $15 a month.
	That's it.
	You can get accident protection insurance, which basically means that if you get in these situations where your deductible doesn't cover something, or if you're getting to an emergency and you get to an accident and you don't have insurance and you get out of the emergency room, they will actually cover those charges.
	And this is thousands and thousands of dollars that you won't be out of your pocket simply because you joined the Safety Net Club.
	Now, on top of that, if you sign up today at safetynet.club, that's S-A-F-E-T-Y-N-E T.club, you get 10,000 automatic accidental death and dismemberment insurance, like Sydney was saying.
	So basically, if you die, a lot of people, I'm not shaming you guys, but I know it's embarrassing for family members.
	You don't know what to do.
	You know, like funerals are between $6,000 to $10,000.
	My mom died.
	A lot of people are dying suddenly for random reasons and the family gets left with the costs and they don't know what to do.
	Well, if you die, if you automatically, if you go to safetynet.club and sign up, you get this $10,000 that gets given to your beneficiaries to cover your cost of your funeral.
	Or if you get damaged or hurt now, like you lose a limb or you get your eye poked out or things really do happen like this, you get immediately $10,000 to hold you over if you've got, you got to go into healing and to recovery so you can still pay your bills.
	This is so important when you join.
	So go to safetynet.club.
	That's S-A-F-E-T-Y-N-E-T.club and join today to find out how you can get like accident insurance and check out their options and also find out how to get your $10,000 accidental death and dismemberment insurance.
	It's really important.
	It's an awesome membership.
	I'm a part of it and encourage you to.
	I have insurance, but I have high deductibles for emergencies.
	That's why they come in and they cover me.
	And I'm really happy about that because believe it or not, I get into a lot of issues and so does Sam.
	So we're there.
	We're here.
	And go to safetynet.club today and check it out right now to become a part of the club today.
	So we were talking about the woke stuff with like why the empire is on the decline.
	It's like, this is what's happening is we are teaching our military that like, you know, it's so important to get vaccinated and to understand the importance of black leadership.
	And it's like, but the military can't win a war and can't even exit the war.
	Like it's not, I'm not arguing we should have stayed in Afghanistan.
	They couldn't even leave in an effective way.
	And they left billions of dollars of equipment into the hands of a rogue military that we know was never actually competent.
	And so I would say this, I wouldn't say either.
	Our government's lying to us.
	Biden just said like a week ago that it was not likely that the that Afghanistan would fall to the Taliban quickly.
	And they said it couldn't even happen in two weeks.
	He said that verbatim and it happened in six days.
	So I'll say this much, right, about all of this.
	Obviously, we have a grossly incompetent government in office at present with a grossly incompetent president and vice president, a president with neurodegenerative issues, if we can call it that.
	Because I don't know if he has a legitimate president.
	No, not at all.
	I mean, that's what happens when you have a regime instituted or yes.
	So I'll say this much too, right?
	In relation to the CIA thing that you just showed us, and I want to make this clear because I have a lot of friends in the military.
	I know that you probably do too.
	I know that Sav probably does as well.
	I know that a lot of your listeners are probably in the military police force, et cetera.
	When you're in the military, people do not give a crap about what you look like because you're all suffering through the same crap together.
	You are doing the same shit day in and day out together.
	You're getting screamed at together.
	You're going on the front lines together.
	People do not care about what color your skin is in the military.
	Making everything about this virtue signaling horseshit is nonsense.
	It doesn't fix the problem.
	It doesn't fix the military.
	It doesn't make the military stronger.
	And I mean, when you think about it, if you're sending people into these war zones trying to make effective, I don't know, movements to promote or propagate whatever it is that you're trying to achieve.
	You're not going to do that particularly well if what's most important to your military is who's transgender and who's a woman and who in the these elite forces, the CIA, the FBI, et cetera.
	Who's, you know, the brownest?
	It's just bullshit.
	All of this is such bullshit.
	And all it does is weakens all these institutions in the United States.
	Now, I'm not, it's funny because people, when we announced our show, a couple of people are like, oh, Sydney, it's funny that you're teaming up with someone like Elijah who doesn't think that women should work this, that, and the other.
	And I obviously, I know what your opinions are, and you're obviously quite loud about what your opinions are too, but you don't really think that way in the sense that you're not like, oh, anti-women, blah, blah, blah.
	But when you watch this sort of crap, it does make you roll your eyes.
	It makes me roll my eyes.
	And I just go, screw this woman.
	Like, your sex is honestly the least interesting thing about you.
	Your skin color, the least interesting thing about you.
	And if you're climbing the ranks because you're like, oh, I'm a woman, look at that.
	But you don't think women brought this into society?
	Like, genuinely speaking, because what happened to workers being about like being the best country and making money?
	It's all about, hey, how do I feel at work?
	And do I feel provided for?
	And do people care?
	And I have an anxiety disorder.
	Hey, your anxiety disorder.
	You were in the CIA.
	Right.
	Yeah, well, exactly.
	It's like that's a high-stress job, probably.
	You know, unless you're just like, you know, looking at people like Elijah Schaefer and going, you can't get on a plane.
	But no, but I look, I fully, fully, fully agree.
	Don't misunderstand me here.
	I think that there are many women who want to work, who are exceptional, who will get ahead, and they will do it because it's merit, right?
	They will do it because they deserve to be there.
	There's a lot of women who climb the ranks because they happen to be a woman.
	That pisses me off because it's like, well, why do you suddenly get this preferential treatment because you have a vagina?
	I mean, again, this is the least interesting thing about you.
	You're not lesser because you happen to be a woman.
	Now, do I think a lot of women are more comfortable in the home?
	I would probably agree with you on that.
	I think a lot of women do want to be housewives and they do really love, you know, caring for children or something.
	They don't want to be providers.
	They don't want to be the key source.
	They don't want to be the breadwinner.
	Of course.
	I mean, and that makes a lot of sense because there's a lot of biological principles that go into this that basically differentiate men and women, that differentiate the drive between men and women.
	I've said this before.
	I feel like as a female, like I'm pretty, you know, successful.
	I've really fought to be where I'm at in the sense that, you know, I've like.
	You can make more money than I do.
	I've gunned for it.
	I've really gunned for it.
	But what's funny is that I've even had to admit to boyfriends and things because I want a man who's on the same level as me.
	And for those, you know, who've been following my dating history, it's a bit tragic.
	But even I've said, I know.
	It's a mad statement.
	It's so bad.
	Even I've said, as a woman, as a successful woman, I still know that I'm probably in the bottom rung of the most successful men.
	I know that because I'm never going to be as good as my male counterparts because they're just things that no matter how smart you are, men are still just going to mostly watch you because they think you're attractive.
	I love that.
	It's true, though.
	Do we like the pigtails?
	Because I'm feeling I said to Elijah before we before we started filming, should I take these out?
	No, it looks good, but I'm saying, but you're saying about the incompetency of like, look at like the fact that it's ridiculous.
	Listen to the State Department has to say to the Taliban who's destroying TVs.
	It is incompetence in the fact that we've got to a point where they're asking the Taliban, this is our real video, it's not a prank, to form an inclusive government.
	Listen to this.
	I just can't.
	Oh, no.
	Additionally, the UN Security Council issued a joint press statement earlier today calling for a new government that is united, inclusive, and representative.
	Inclusive of what?
	Full and meaningful participation.
	It's literally Mark Zuckerberg's cousin or something.
	One voice?
	No.
	It's to underscore that Afghanistan must abide by its international obligations, including the international humanitarian law.
	International obligations.
	The Taliban doesn't have international obligations.
	It's the Taliban, you idiot.
	And it's like, yeah, you got to including women.
	I mean, Savannah, when you watch this stuff, do you know?
	Tell them honestly the truth that we have to verify.
	Like if things that look real, it's so confusing now to know what's real and what's not that we have to look at these kind of videos.
	And I have to be like, Savannah, I have to triple check.
	Be like, did you verify this was real?
	Like, is this for sure real?
	Well, see, and I knew that this was real by the way that this State Department spokesperson acted.
	I mean, look, this guy, he's a loser.
	I'm sorry, but I'm going to come out and say it that this is your average American man.
	They're weak.
	They're pathetic.
	His voice is literally trembling because he's nervous.
	He probably needs his mommy to hold his hand so he can address the nation.
	It's freaking pathetic.
	Of course, the Taliban is not scared of us.
	Of course, China's not scared of us because this is who is representing America.
	This type of person, this type of frail, weak man that I could literally snap in half with two fingers.
	Lady, I lay it down.
	Yeah, I was going to say, if you went anywhere near him, you'd probably blow over in the wind.
	Look at this man.
	This is why I say someone who probably enjoys getting pegged, if I'm being frank.
	Yeah, I mean, I would say more than just getting pegged.
	I think this is the kind of guy who likes to watch his wife get pegged.
	Yeah.
	That's different.
	And I think that he's fully there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This is the type of guy that gets screamed at by Kamala and goes, he has mommy, I'm sorry.
	Yeah, this is the kind of guy who puts out personal ads on Craig's list to get his wee wee, his wee wee.
	That's just like that's your average guy on Grinder, let's be honest.
	No, he's like married two kids looking for a fucking weekend.
	But this is why, again, why I'm not against women being able to work in a society because when the men are so weak like this, there is a lot of women I know who are more capable than this man.
	But unfortunately, I wish that we lived in a society where women didn't need to work because you could have a one-family income and the economy was created to help a family.
	A lot of women are always like, we don't get paid maternity leave and they cry about it.
	And it's like, what if we also lived in a society where you didn't need maternity leave because things were priced and fixed for a one-family income so that only if you worked only added to the family wealth, but also you staying at home added to your family wealth because you're helping take responsibilities off of your husband so we can focus on making money.
	And perhaps then you would never have to worry about it because even if you wanted to work for a couple years in the beginning of your marriage and you have kids, you want to take a decade off, 15 years off, raise your kids and then go back to work, you could.
	But unfortunately, in most cities and in the country, you can't because of just the economic downshift and inflation from this incompetent government.
	And then you end up with little crappy kids that are running around because mom and dad aren't home and no shade to parents who have to work, you know, both parents.
	But like, this is actually a thing where it's, it's like proven in with children who commit crime and have like a predisposition towards criminality and whatnot.
	Having no parent in the home is actually so detrimental to your children.
	They have really bad social cohesion.
	Think about that though.
	I was thinking this morning.
	They commit more crime.
	Savannah, go on the screen for a second.
	It's not complicated.
	I was thinking about this this morning and this is like interesting because I, when I have this problem to where you have a problem with that.
	So Kez was like, Kez was like this morning, we woke up, you know, I woke up a little early.
	We did things that married couples do.
	And she was like, wow, like, why were you, yeah, why were you awake so early?
	And I was like, oh, I've actually been awake since like 2:50 a.m.
	And I was like, yeah, it's like a mixture of the medication, but also it's probably because I woke up to go pee and I couldn't fall back asleep.
	And she, this is so interesting.
	She was like, why can't you fall asleep?
	And you know, when you have these realizations in your head as you get older, that like things connected to your childhood.
	This is Elijah every morning he wakes up.
	Waking up in the moment, thinking about so many things.
	Will it ever get that up?
	So I was like, I was like, I sat there and I said, do you know why I think I can't go back to bed after I pee?
	And she goes, why?
	I go, I used to wet my bed till I was like four years old.
	I used to wet my bed.
	I did.
	And my parents, it sounds so unsafe.
	This is such a 90s thing.
	My parents got me this thing called the pee-pee alarm.
	Have you heard of this?
	No.
	So I don't want to American women.
	It's this little thing that, like, these little electrodes that you clip on the inside of your chones, okay?
	And your chones, your chonies.
	It's a little Mexican.
	It's like your underwear.
	Sorry.
	Sorry.
	Your undertack underwear.
	Yeah.
	So you put them on your undertaker and you clip it on and it responds to water and it has this really loud alarm, like a string.
	And so when and it's unproven.
	So what it would do is anytime there was water that would touch or I'd wet the bed, it would go off, wake up the whole house.
	And it took me a long time to learn how to not wet my bed.
	And because I just like, just like, I just, I don't know, why did you just pee my bed as a kid?
	And so then the crazy thing was, dude, I had so many problems as a kid is that it would wake me up and I learned and I wouldn't go back to bed that just to like wake up from like peeing.
	And I think that like that was like actually trained my brain to not be able to go back to bed after I sleep, which made me think.
	I told Kezo, it's so funny that as people say the family doesn't matter and it's all about you and everything, almost every problem that you can find in your life probably traces back to something when you were a child.
	Like it, and even something as simple as that, like where it's like, oh, like, why would you, why would you clip electrodes to a kid's underwear that make that shock them?
	Shocks you and makes an alarm go off.
	I don't, I don't know.
	My mom's dead.
	I can't ask her.
	Why?
	What about?
	Oh, Elijah, that was, oh, God, that's one of those lines that people drop into conversation like, yeah, so my girlfriend has kids.
	And you're like, I can't ask her, but I'm saying that, like, meaning like with all of this stuff, dude, why it's so important, but they want to stop me from going to bed.
	This is so important.
	It's about growing up.
	But it doesn't matter.
	I'm saying, like, even just weird things.
	Like, kids are so volatile and so influential that everything is about being what happens as a kid.
	And I think that almost everyone can acknowledge, just stop confusing our kids.
	And that's why, again, why I'm so into the women being home is because I believe thoroughly and fully that kids need a lot of attention.
	They need a lot of affirmation.
	But they do.
	And they can't function fully with two parents working as well as they could with one parent home.
	Yeah.
	I mean, so people are always really surprised to know this, but my undergraduate degree was in criminology and I focused on youth justice.
	So what you're saying is 100% correct, like on an actual statistical backed up, like 100% proven, you know, situation, whatever.
	Yeah, what you're saying is correct.
	Like, it doesn't have to be a mother necessarily.
	It just has to be a parent.
	There has to be someone there.
	I would disagree.
	I don't think fathers have a nurturing ability like mothers.
	Like, I don't, I don't think if they're living in their role that they were designed or if they're being masculine, I don't think that men can provide the parenting that a woman can.
	I don't think a man has the emotional capacity or the tenderness to literally.
	I think in today's society, they could, but I also...
	Yeah, I've been the State Department guy.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He could pass off as a mom or a dad.
	But I think I would argue that it's better to have a parent at home rather than picking, like in the sense that if you're going to have better than none, exactly.
	Yeah.
	So, but, but also, too, we can't discredit the importance of fathers in the home because dads, I mean, single moms do a great job.
	We admit that single fathers do a great job.
	We admit that, whatever.
	Like, you know, well, I'm trying to get a lot of money.
	I've heard single moms do that well.
	No, they don't.
	They suffer a lot.
	But what I'm saying is they try really hard.
	I know single dads try really hard.
	And obviously, we're talking about the ones who do try really hard.
	There's a lot of buttheads out there.
	Yes, caveats, caveats, caveats.
	But my point here is that dads are super influential to children.
	And a lot of people discredit that.
	They think that not having fathers in the home is completely fine.
	And the reality is it's not.
	Well, I mean, look at every woman who has an OnlyFans, okay?
	Yeah, they're probably a coin term for a reason.
	Yeah, it's, and you know, and it's true.
	But having a dad at home is, in my opinion, better than nothing.
	But this is where I think that the family structure is leading to the totalitarian nature of the West.
	And like, okay, Dan Andrews, God, I hate him.
	He should be in prison.
	Speaking of dictator Dan, to my Australians, I'm going to make sure that I keep up with you guys.
	I know what's going on.
	My family's there.
	You have an Australian citizen sitting here with her family there.
	We understand from New South Wales.
	We also understand right now what's going on there.
	It's insane.
	And Victoria.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	It's been insane in Victoria.
	New South Wales is like getting up to that level, right?
	And we know what's going on in Sydney.
	But if you don't understand how crazy Australia's gotten recently, listen to this condescending son of a bitch that just want to wring his neck a little bit because he's such a shithead.
	And you don't need to censor that, Savannah.
	Don't censor that.
	Just leave that because I think people to hear that.
	That is actually his name.
	Listen to what he listen to how serious they've gotten with these snap lockdowns.
	Let's play video eight.
	There will be no removal of masks to consume alcohol outdoors.
	So you will no longer be able to remove your mask to drink a cocktail at a pop-up beer garden on a footpath as part of a pub crawl.
	Well, you can effectively.
	So what's beautiful about this is that you can do, I'm pretty sure you can go to a brothel in Australia right now.
	You can go to a brothel and you can have sex with a get your carrot wet.
	You can, exactly.
	You can have those little electrodes attached to your underwear.
	But you can't drink alcohol without your mask on.
	I try not to get angry because I want to yell and I want to swear a lot when I come into contact with Dan.
	Daniel Andrews is without question the worst freaking leader in the entirety of the of Australia, basically.
	And what's so remarkable, people need to be aware of this, is how closely aligned he is with the CCP.
	He has a very strong relationship to the Communist Party.
	Can we talk about the cops in Australia too for a second here?
	Because I've historically always been very pro-police.
	And I continue to be very pro-good police in the sense that, you know, if you're a good cop to me, I'm going to be a good citizen to you.
	A good department, too.
	Yes.
	It's a good city and a good leadership.
	Police could be a real good force for the right things.
	I don't know if you have any videos of this like on hand, but Australian police are so revolting towards the citizens at present.
	Even yesterday, and I hope you'll let me read this.
	I got this message from a friend of mine who's a journalist in Australia.
	I'll read it for you real quick.
	And this blows my mind, but it's completely unsurprising to me.
	Out of nowhere, he says to me, police just came to my place and served me a public safety order.
	If I go, get this.
	If I go within five kilometers, which is about three miles of Victoria Park on Saturday, which is an area in, I believe he lives in Sydney at this point, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., I will be put in prison for five years.
	So this is a friend of mine saying that if he goes within five kilometers of this particular area, he can be imprisoned.
	He's not like a pedo or something like that.
	Nope, he's a journalist.
	And then he says, please, can you keep this quiet for now?
	You know, just because he obviously doesn't want to, you know, be messed up by it.
	And he said, but this is journalism in Australia in 2021 and then sent me a picture of the order.
	Now, for people who don't know, there's another journalist in Australia called Avi Yemeni, who's a good friend of mine, good friend of Elijah's too, great guy, works for Rebel News.
	He has been super abused by the police as well in Australia just for simply doing his job.
	Now, he has press credentials from, I believe from the government actually to be covering protests in this, that, and the other during the pandemic.
	And yet they have attacked his staff.
	They've attacked his security guards.
	They've attacked him.
	These just a journalist that I know is being told that he can't go within five kilometers of a particular area.
	Police officers in Australia, what in the living hell are you doing?
	Where is your allegiance to the citizenry that actually funds you?
	Look at this.
	The New South Wales Police Force verified account.
	Police are aware of unauthorized protest activities planned for this weekend.
	Do not attend.
	They always have that.
	Do not.
	Public safety is our first priority, and you will be fined or arrested if you turn up.
	It is now illegal to protest the government.
	They've made it illegal to protest the government in Australia.
	So people think that the cops are complicit.
	The cops are complicit.
	Do you see those interviews from the firemen talking about like, dude, what happened?
	You guys were people, we've pulled people out of cars together.
	We've taken people off nooses, off trees, saved lives, people from jumping off bridges.
	And now you're working to imprison your own population.
	Talk about the Taliban.
	Like, why do we liberating Middle Eastern countries?
	Doug, we're not liberated.
	We're enslaved to our governments.
	These people are in it together.
	And it's actually, it's worse than that.
	You can take that off the screen for a second.
	It's not just that.
	I want to give a shout out to my other South Australian people.
	Listen to this.
	South Australian authorities can use any force necessary.
	This is the health order.
	This is how bad it's gotten there, guys.
	And this is why I've been warning you from the beginning of 2020 about masks and everything.
	That's not about your safety.
	South Australia has also broad powers under its major emergency declaration, which has recently been extended until September 19th and keep getting extended indefinitely.
	Yes.
	Authorized officers, this is what the police can do, can break into any land, building structure or vehicle using whatever force necessary.
	Whatever force, kill you if they need to.
	They can direct or prohibit the movement of people, animals, or vehicles.
	They can just stop you from walking out of your house.
	And they did that already.
	They have helicopters pushing this.
	Yes.
	You can put people in quarantine, like force them into camps, which they're building a $15 million facility to imprison their own citizens.
	Actually, in Victoria, the one that they're loading in Victoria, this quarantine facility is actually very, very close to where my family lives.
	And they're going to put people in there.
	Listen to this.
	They can order people to undergo medical exams, tests, or treatments.
	They can order you to get treatments.
	They can order you to get treatments.
	And you can compel people to give information, essentially interrogate and abuse people based off of what this isn't about keeping you safe.
	This is about a virus that you're going to survive.
	This is such bullshit.
	I want to remind you this: that I think I have an article here, and I'm going to bring this up.
	Take this off the screen for a second.
	Is that it's funny because as this happens, this is from Summit News from Paul Joseph Watson's website as well.
	You should check them out.
	Summit.news are amazing.
	But go to my screen.
	Is that Taliban immediately moves to confiscate firearms from civilians?
	That one of the first orders they did as they took over was telling the civilians, you don't need your guns anymore.
	Reminds me of 1994 in 1994 in Australia.
	1996.
	Or 1996.
	But I thought they put the order.
	Was it 1994?
	They voted or something and then they confiscated them over the like.
	It wasn't.
	No they, they pushed the the um, the buyback come off by two years.
	Okay it's, I thought, I thought it was over time.
	And then you had to like give your guns.
	In i'm, i'm a little bit off in my years, but I know that you can still have certain like hunting rifles and they can be stored in places, but overall they were disarmed and New Zealand, they used the Christchurch crisis to remove the guns as well and they're going back into a full lockdown over one case.
	Don't give up your guns, do not give up your firearms.
	That's why they want your firearms, because they don't want to keep you safe.
	They want totalitarian control.
	Yeah no, I it's.
	It's funny because, like i'm, I find myself getting a little emotional looking at all of this and I don't want to cry on your show, but like it makes me like really upset because um oh sorry, because it's like my home and it's just like so jacked right now and I hate it because my family's stuck there too, sorry.
	It's like hard to be mad all the time when, like you're just watching all this stuff go down and you know that there's nothing you can do.
	I'm sorry dude dude, i've i've had family members call me from there as well, on the brink of tears, explaining that, you know, I have a family member who's, who's a, a service uh veteran right, and he sorry, is just distraught because obviously we went from caring about our veterans mental health and their safety to him, Him, you know, him.
	One of the things that he just enjoys is riding his motorbike.
	He lives in the sticks, he lives in the bush, and they're telling him that it's illegal for him to ride his motorbike out in the woods.
	It's illegal because he's a health threat as well.
	That he'll get fined, he'll get arrested for riding his motorbike.
	And that's like, what about our veterans having healthy outlets?
	And to hear someone in my family calling me saying that they're just heartbroken because their one outlet to keep them stable mentally is being robbed of them because they're a health threat for riding a motorbike in the woods.
	What the hell is that?
	Yeah, I know.
	I mean, even I think about a lot of these people that are stuck in like rural Victoria or rural New South Wales, just rural Australia in general that are being subjected to these ridiculous orders where they can't, you know, go within again, like five kilometers of their house.
	It's just absurd.
	My family lives in the country and it's a similar thing.
	They've taken away, they've effectively pushed people.
	I'm sorry, this stuff just makes me so angry.
	They've pushed people to the point where they've taken away every single facet, every normal facet that these people could possibly have to stay sane.
	And I want to know why.
	What is the purpose of doing all of this to people?
	Because, like you said, this is not about a virus anymore because people need to remember in Australia, there have been fewer than a thousand deaths, fewer than a thousand deaths.
	And people act like they're under siege from this horrible, horrible, horrible virus.
	Like we must walk around in masks and we must have our rights taken away because somehow it's justifiable.
	And the reality is that it's not.
	It's a common respiratory virus now.
	It is now a common respiratory virus.
	Well, they said that at the beginning of the pandemic.
	They said this is going to become endemic.
	And this is going to be something that is similar to the flu, similar to the common cold.
	It's going to be around forever.
	People are going to get this forever.
	And if it was, and people need to realize this too, when it comes to infections, and I know that you know more about this than I do, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
	But when it comes to infectious and infections and diseases and things, the more infectious it is, the less deadly it is for the most part.
	Yeah, I mean, I mean, what it is is that viruses over time learn new, they learn new mutations, mutagenesis.
	So what it's not like necessarily that because something's more infectious, it is less deadly.
	It's just that over time, herd immunity develops as resistance in the population.
	But the viruses persist and they mutate to infect.
	They still find a way to infect.
	But overall, that's why like you only so often will get a flu that's pretty bad.
	Because, but very often every year you feel a little sick for a day or something because you get pathogens and viruses sometimes of the same family and you your body build up immunity and you can fight it.
	Then something can be really different.
	Do you remember that thing, Elijah?
	Natural immunity?
	Yeah, we don't want to talk about that.
	But what we do want to talk about is where you can have protection, and that's with your information online.
	See, whenever you go on the computer or you go on your devices and you access the internet, people pay to understand your personalized behavior and they buy that information to sell you things and sometimes even to use against you, which is why it's so important that you protect your personal identity online by scrambling your IP and by being anonymous.
	That's why you need a VPN specifically expressvpn.com/slash offensive.
	Now, when you use a VPN, what this does is it hides your online identity by bouncing you around on their trusted servers around the world.
	So it's hard to figure out who you are and they can't track and use your information against you.
	No matter if you're using your phone or a computer, it's important to install a VPN.
	And ExpressVPN, when you go there to expressvpn.com/slash offensive, you basically can just sign up in just a couple minutes, get everything.
	It's a couple clicks on an app on your phone, and you can turn on the VPN.
	And what's really cool about this, it does not slow down your device like a lot of the other ones do, but also it gives you the anonymity online that you need to make sure that you are keeping your information protected in an age where people want to abuse you.
	They don't like you.
	And so why give them the upper edge?
	Actually take control of your family, your friends, your kids, even your own devices specifically.
	Go to expressvpn.com.
	That's E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P-N.com/slash offensive to find out how to get three months free of a subscription.
	And it's so important, I remind you, do whatever you can, whether using encrypted email, using a VPN, keep your information safe right now.
	Find out how to get three months free of the best VPN in America.
	Go to expressvpn.com slash offensive.
	Now, obviously, you can control your identity online, but unfortunately, you can't control everything that's happening to you.
	So I've got to continue about what's happening in Australia.
	Let's see the insanity that's going on there.
	Go ahead, Savannah, and play Video 9.
	The Australian Defense Force and New South Wales Police working together on the back of contact tracing information.
	Went to a home in southwest Sydney yesterday morning and found a person that should be there, wasn't there.
	They made a number of inquiries.
	And not that long after, that person returned to the front of the house in a motor vehicle.
	That person was spoken to by police and ADF, was issued a penalty infringement notice, stated that he'd hopped in his car and went out for some fresh air and hadn't been anywhere else.
	But the point is that if you are going to behave like this yesterday over 2,300 houses visited, if you're going to behave like this, if you're going to step outside the health borders, you will be checked on and you will get an infringement notice and that person will continue to be checked on and make sure that they comply.
	I'm working on getting some of my family members possible asylum here.
	I'm not joking.
	I'm immigrating them because this is a police.
	This is worse than China.
	Petition to move Sydney's family and Kez's family to the United States because mine won't move.
	Mine want to move.
	Mine don't.
	Well, they do, but they don't.
	And I'm just getting so mad because my dad is the one.
	Dad, I love you to pieces.
	If you watch this, you're my favorite person.
	But if, for God's sake, man, let the country go.
	Let it go.
	It's the come to Texas, you know, because they keep going all about Sydney, like America's.
	You know, yeah, it is actually.
	I like that.
	But it's not like that.
	We're not on this level.
	People need to realize that Australia has so much psycho legislation in place that's been in place because basically they pass this emergency legislation, they never repeal it.
	They never get rid of it.
	So basically, there are so many things in place in Australia.
	If people are interested, go look into this stuff, especially the terrorism legislation that's in place.
	You have no rights, Aussies.
	We're getting into that next week.
	You got no rights.
	We're getting into that.
	It's not getting it.
	It's developing.
	And I don't want you to.
	You're not going to make me mad and upset.
	No, no, but it's true.
	And also, too, New Zealand's not far off.
	Listen to this.
	She's a psycho as well.
	Jacinda.
	She's a psychopath.
	Let's go.
	She's also a bitch.
	Just like Dan Andrews.
	And don't censor that one either, Savannah.
	Sucks.
	Let's go.
	They just had to say it.
	I'm sorry.
	You know what?
	It's like Alex Jones said.
	I know people don't like cursing, but there's a time and a place for it.
	And it is when tyrants take over and when they show themselves.
	Listen to Jacinda, who also took away your guns in New Zealand.
	This is what they want to put here.
	Local and do not congregate.
	Don't talk to your neighbors.
	Please keep to your bubbles.
	It comes down again to those very simple principles.
	We know from overseas cases of the Delta variant that it can be spread by people simply walking past one.
	No, that's not a thing.
	Movements outside.
	This is Elijah.
	It is making stuff up.
	They make stuff up.
	That is not.
	The systematic spread is not a thing.
	You can't pass it by just passing it.
	And in the air, it's so negligible that it's considered not real.
	And it's so funny because that's what you know is that they're like, you know, you can't drink alcohol outside, Dan Andrews said.
	And oh, you can't do this.
	Like, they're not even following the science.
	They've just fully taken over.
	And this is so sad because this is supposed to be beacons of hope.
	This is supposed to be Western countries.
	This is where we're at as a nation.
	And this is why we have to understand that this is what's going on.
	And this is what they're trying to import to the United States.
	This is a one-world government trying to take over the entire world.
	They have this idea in their head.
	We've been warning you about this for years.
	Other people that have more groggly voices have been telling you in a little bit longer.
	But I'm going to tell you, you got to wake up and understand that you have to resist.
	And now's the time.
	That's why you die on this hill.
	You die on this hill.
	This is the hill to die on.
	And we're not giving in.
	That's why, even with the mask mandates here, we won.
	Hallelujah.
	The courts struck it down.
	Even though the school districts are still fighting.
	I noticed when I went into stores now, I've changed.
	When they offer me a mask, I have stopped saying mean things.
	I just, I get into, you know, I get into their personal space now.
	I walk up to them and I stare them in the eyes and they get like interest.
	Like, they're like, kind of like, why are you like, like, looking at you, like, why are you in my personal space?
	And it's like, because you're trying to get into mine.
	Yeah.
	So let me just enter yours for a second.
	You're uncomfortable?
	Good.
	So am I.
	And they don't say anything because it's like, and that, what can you do?
	I'm not threatening them.
	You just step in up to them and stare them down.
	And they just go like, oh shit.
	And people are realizing because it's not because everyone's like, oh, well, you're being a little snowflake because it's about masks.
	No, it's about that.
	That's where it heads.
	Oh, you're complaining.
	It's one city.
	No, it's multiple countries who are part of the five eyes of intelligence.
	That's where it heads.
	That's why I'm resisting.
	It's not because I'm a little bitch that won't wear a mask, which I won't, anyways.
	Call me a little bitch.
	It's because I don't want that.
	And Savannah's there.
	Any of masks come on?
	Savannah already gets there.
	Like, I know.
	I'm like, you know, my favorite thing to do when people ask me if I want to wear a mask is ask them why.
	Yeah.
	Because then they're like, ah, because the government said so.
	Yeah, exactly.
	There's never any good reason.
	No, no.
	No, there isn't.
	That's what we have to resist.
	And we're going to be talking next week about the development of these terror threats and what's going on because I don't want to talk about it yet, even though we've had releases here because it's still developing legislation.
	And also, Australia is starting to release stuff.
	The UK is starting to release stuff.
	We're seeing this building of central databases.
	So we're going to kind of compile our information a little better so we can really warn you about what's coming next.
	But also, reminder, guys, if you make it this far into the show, please leave a five-star review.
	Do not forget to go to Apple Podcasts.
	It's free.
	It doesn't cost you anything.
	It helps us out so much.
	Leave that review and you might get it read on the show.
	Also, remember that if you are not an SOB yet, a slightly offensive backer, make sure you go to Blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
	Become a member today and get our show.
	This show, our new show.
	By the way, this show is not stopping.
	Even Savannah's working and working with the executive to reimagine this whole show, make it better, higher quality, get us out of the broom closet and make this legit.
	But she's going to be redesigning everything and helping.
	And Savannah's got a big project on her hands over the next six to eight months.
	But become a slightly offensive backer.
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	When we're demonetized everywhere, I'll also remember that sometimes advertisers pull and we have these massive pullouts because they have these ad campaigns and they tell everyone we're like terrorists and then they leave our show and then we end up like returning.
	That's happened a couple times.
	And then we have to reearn everyone back.
	If you ever wonder why brands aren't on the show anymore, if they weren't like some of them just buy out spots and they're not on anymore.
	And so it's not all, but if like certain brands you could tell that I loved that are like no longer on the show, it's because like they think I'm a terrorist or something.
	But anyway, it's so hard to find sponsors that don't actually associate what you do with terrorism and that stick with you when you get bullied.
	That's why I know that you like it doesn't they don't um they don't support this show, but that's why Sir Shark is literally so good to me on mine because they get bullied all the time and they're like nah sits cool.
	She's no, I know that's honestly that's honestly where we're at.
	And I got to remind you guys, let's read a couple of the reviews of the show.
	We have a new split, I think, as well, huh, Savannah?
	Yes, she made me new one, so I get me on the screen while I read it.
	We need those reactions because your face is so good when you're reading these.
	And I picked some fun ones today.
	So let's watch your face as you read this.
	Yeah, let's watch my face.
	Oh, that's an ad.
	Hold up.
	When sign Ben Sign.
	Ween sign bein sign.
	I don't know how to pronounce it.
	That looks German to me that name.
	Apologies if I when sign Ben Sein, when it's got to be a double entendre, said, I watch the show while breastfeeding my baby.
	Hell yeah.
	All right.
	We love that.
	Elijah delivers the truth without holding back, especially when it comes to the truth of the gospel.
	What a beautiful show with the most beautiful host.
	I hope my daughter grows up to be as beautiful as you.
	I'm assuming that is not me.
	I don't know if she says Elijah.
	She means you.
	She means like a beautiful soul, is what she means.
	Please ignore what everyone else says.
	Do hast wonder, Sean Augen.
	That it's got to be German.
	Is it all right to simp for Sav if you're a female?
	She is amazing and I love her.
	Kez as well.
	You should have her on the show more because she's great.
	Yeah.
	And she's going to be on our news show more often because the problem is, is that it's just, it hasn't worked out with timing here a lot.
	It says, don't be messy, leave good reviews.
	No, no, no, you missed the best bit.
	Doyle is cool too, but not as cool as Sydney.
	Ah, I almost forgot that.
	That's true.
	Doyle is cool, but not as cool as Sydney.
	Don't be messy, leave good reviews.
	Falcon hug.
	Amen.
	Meinsen Ben Sein.
	It shows you how much I've been taken over by the globalist American Empire, the gay American Empire.
	I can't even read my motherland tongue.
	The gay American Empire.
	Brandon K. Withers says, Great podcast saying things that offers that others are afraid to wait to, period.
	Love this podcast.
	It's my all-time favorite.
	Keep up the great work, brother.
	By the way, Sav, you are gorgeous.
	Elijah, you're you're you will.
	Do you want me to read this instead?
	I'm going to read this because this is making this painful.
	Do you not understand?
	Okay, Savannah.
	Am I not wrong?
	Are you a dyslexic sir?
	Savannah, am I not wrong that this light is like black spots in your eyes?
	You can't read.
	Like, that's why people wonder why you're wrong.
	I'll read it for you, but I'm going to do it in the daddy in the government.
	Okay, read this.
	It is, I can't read it.
	Yeah, Elijah just straight up butchered that.
	So round two via Sydney Watson.
	Okay, so this is from Brandon Withers.
	Great podcast.
	Saying things that others are afraid to.
	Love this podcast.
	It's my all-time favorite.
	Keep up the good work, brother.
	By the way, Sav, you are gorgeous.
	Elijah, you're all right.
	Keep spreading the truth.
	No, I, that was a great idea.
	That was beautiful.
	That was very.
	You know what?
	That was kind of sexy.
	That was good.
	Your reading comprehension, you get an A-plused.
	I think that if you were graduating from a high school in Oregon, you would probably be too artistic.
	This light sucks.
	It's really hard to get it.
	Elijah, we're not hanging shit on you.
	What I meant is that there was an episode recently where I had, like, sometimes I go to read an article and I have to just not read it.
	I just read the title because I can't make the text out.
	I zoom in and I'm getting like black spots.
	We're redoing the studio.
	That's like a little bit of a ticket.
	Anyway, that's not what that says.
	Anyway, thank you guys so much again for leaving these reviews.
	Really appreciate it.
	Make sure that you follow Sydney.
	Where can they follow you?
	YouTube predominantly.
	I have no handle that makes any sense anywhere else.
	Sydney Watsonish, type it in.
	Just Google me.
	Also, I do want to say this.
	I know, because I know that we're wrapping the show up, but I do want to say this to Aussies.
	I'm sorry for what's happening in your country right now.
	I am sorry.
	And I hope you guys will start fighting back.
	And I'm sorry for getting emotional, but I love you guys.
	Please try harder and please do better.
	Fight the government.
	Screw the government.
	Seriously, is there a way that we can take all of those military weapons that are in Afghanistan and ship them to Australia?
	Australia, please.
	You know, with our taxpayer dollars that we funded, like, is there a way we can kind of divert that?
	I know some of the weapons probably belong to Australia too, because I believe that Kabul was the region that they were entrusted to.
	So not even shocked.
	Also, I mean, when I eventually, if I ever move back to Australia, I will become your supreme leader and I will just like, you know, I'm going to just make a new island and invite everyone to immigrate that's from Western countries.
	Let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	Let's this.
	I keep saying this.
	I want to start a cult with a couple of year.
	I know I'm going to say, when are we purchasing Greenland?
	That'd be a great opportunity.
	Iceland.
	I'm pretty sure that's why we want to come hang out.
	There's a lot of good Canadians under this too, but we're going to continue this and a lot more.
	Thank you guys so much again for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color blasting in people's faces, which is the AK graphics.
	You expect from a high-rendering computer that would cost $3.5 trillion, almost as much as the reconciliation spitting bill.
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	Exactly.
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