Aug. 13, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Satanic Incest LGBTQ Story Hour for Kids? | Guest: John Doyle | Ep 179
No, you didn’t read the title wrong. The newest drag queen story hour from Bloomington, Minnesota, is as bad as it sounds, with an incestuous, Satanic LGBTQ performer set to expose himself to minors on taxpayer dollars! It took public outrage to foil his perverted plans, and he has since been removed, but everything is backward, as there is a full assault on Western civilization. Here’s what these evil people are up to now.
Due to the unpredictable nature of on-the-field reporting, some of the language in these videos is not censored and may be considered slightly offensive to some viewers.
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What happened to the once great Western civilization of Christendom?
Our citizens think they're genetic mutations that shouldn't exist.
And we went from fighting for Christ in kingdom and declaring truth, scientific discovery, into if you can go to my screen here, Savannah, into this report from Rebecca Brannon is that the city of Bloomington is hosting an incest, fetish, pornographer, Satan worshipper to perform a drag queen story hour and show for all ages on August 14th.
Mark your calendars.
Make sure you get your kids set up and ready to see this pervert.
Martina Marasino also goes by Adam Devine.
They always change their names because they lack any confidence in their original identity and has uploaded dozens of videos to XTube, which is predictably probably a pornography site with words like incest and brother.
And I will warn you that this is where we are.
This is what's happening, which is why I want to remind you to please subscribe if you have not already to the amazing new show that I'm starting with, Sidney Watson, called You Are Here, where we're going to be looking every day at all the madness of what's actually going on.
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But Savannah, on that note, I got to let you know, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, The Best Worst Show on Blaze TV, where we always have 8K graphics, confetti of color, and I'm your top 18 hosts now, apparently.
And I'm joined by the lovely Savannah Hernandez.
We have a lot to talk about today, including we went back out on the streets for the first time since January 6th together, and we have original on-the-street content about all the madness and chaos and making sense of it all.
I'm really excited because yes, we do have original content today, but also, you know, I think we had a direction for the show and then I kind of threw this random tweet at you.
And yeah, now we're just like, what the hell is going on?
It is a post-plastic surgery head strap compression with demonic makeup and a unicorn.
And the reason why we're going to focus on this story to begin with, we're going to talk a lot about COVID.
We're going to talk a lot about the anti-white rhetoric and just sort of the downfall of society where, yes, they're now even saying that being Caucasian is an unscientific, pseudoscience, made-up prospect, that white people don't exist.
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The world is satanic.
For those of you that don't believe in God and think that me using the phrase satanic is ridiculous, I guess you could say this.
Then all of the random molecules, you know, coincidentally moving around the air are moving us towards a place of one world government, totalitarian control, and degeneracy, immorality, and the destruction of normal human life, which I'm sure is just an act of evolution.
Anyway, this man, Adam Devine, who apologies there.
So Adam Devine, who has a public profile called HungAdam Capital D that says, please support at onlyfans.com at Adam Devine, Minneapolis-based go-go burlesque dancer and musician.
Now, while, of course, we live in a liberal democracy, which is sort of cringe in and of itself, we realize that people like this do exist and can legally exist.
Unfortunately, the city of Bloomington has decided and believes that this guy is capable of raising your children.
I mean, his public profile pictures right here, sneaking around in the bathroom with my younger brother, incest, gay, gay, triple X, gay porn, big dick, big dick reveal, hashtag hunk, muscle, gay fetish, muscle bud.
And even though they censored it, Savannah, we're gonna have to blur this out as well because I believe I see a little bit of the tip of a carrot sticking out in front of the man.
The point is, the point is, is that we've come to a point in society where you're not supposed to believe your eyes.
You're supposed to believe what people say.
You aren't supposed to protect your children.
That you're supposed to send them to a drag queen story hour.
Remember this, Savannah.
That homeschooling your kids is indoctrinating them because you're teaching them about what you believe, but sending them to a state-sponsored school where they teach them what they believe isn't indoctrination.
And you know, I'd love too now how our schools are making it to where anybody can graduate from high school, just like Governor Kate Brown of Oregon signed that you don't need to have math, reading, or writing requirements anymore to graduate.
So I'm not just being some sort of a conspiratorial person.
And I know that if you know about Anton LeVayan modern Satanism, which I hope none of you guys are Satanists, but if you are, you know, though it looks dark in its pictorial imagery, the reality is, is Anton LeVay isn't really about worshiping the devil.
It's actually humanism.
It's about worshiping yourself and doing what feels good and what feels right.
As long as you help other people and it's voluntary.
Sounds a lot like the message of the left today, right?
As long as there's consent, everything is allowed.
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Every little bit will help me reach my goal.
And if you decide to give, you can choose and you can see what you donated or donate privately.
I've included information about the satanic temple below.
And like most people, he raised $140 of $200.
So I'm not sure really what you can buy anymore $200, considering the fact that we've had such massive inflation.
I'll tell you what, you know, what you can buy.
If you can take me off the screen here, Savannah, I got to open up something real fast.
You know, if you thought that that was bad and you go, you know, yes, inflation is happening.
What a funny joke.
Just to show you really how backwards the world is, in the midst of the insanity of what's actually going on and the absolute crap show of what the federal government has been doing, Nancy Pelosi, just in, increased the maximum annual salary for house staffers to $199,300 US dollars, up from $173,900, according to Axios.
So in the midst of us being in a chaos where satanic, incestual, pornographic predators are being invited by your state tax dollars in order to speak to your children.
And, you know, we have, you know, do you remember Joe Biden said that his plan was to get COVID under control and instead he gave us transsexual cross-dressing YouTubers making idiotic, humiliating videos?
Pelosi has decided this is the best time to begin to give the government itself a raise.
And that just shows me the immunity.
That's what, that's, that's the heart of the devil himself.
And again, you could, you don't believe in the devil.
That's totally okay.
But if you want to personify that or make something of it, that's also okay.
But it doesn't make it true.
And we look at this and you go, how does this make sense?
Well, it doesn't because the devil is the father of all lies.
He's also, he's also the deceiver.
And so if things feel confusing, that's because it is by design.
It's so confusing that Savannah and I were like so confused about the mask mandate.
If you guys didn't hear about this, Governor Abbott of Texas actually put a ban on mask mandates simply on the predication that the government's job is not to tell people what to do with their face, right?
I mean, a lot of us are very ugly.
And I'm sure if the government had a chance, they would want their faces covered up.
Unfortunately for you, if I put on makeup, I just look like a British cigarette.
So there's that.
As we get into this, we realize that things are confusing, and we wanted to see if people in public are as confused as we are because Dallas reinstated the mask mandates for the area.
A judge overturned the or put a temporary halt on the governor's order, which since when did judges create legislation?
I don't know.
But then the mayor and the people pushed for mask mandates and we started seeing signs go back up, but nobody was really following the rules.
And we wanted to see if really the end times confusion is here.
And we would know if it's here if something as simple as whether you do or do not have to wear a mask or should or shouldn't is a confusing thing.
If something basic doesn't make sense, then you can see why more complicated things have a hard time making sense.
So Savannah and I went out on the streets for a slightly offensive short in 100 degree weather in shorts and a little dress.
So, when we talk even about the mask mandates, the confusion of what people are saying, you know, it's confusing because pretty much what I got from this Savannah from talking to people was that you should wear a mask because it keeps you safe.
But I don't have any information to explain how it really does, but someone told me it does.
But obviously, by my actions, not really understanding where or when people should use them or even how it does shows me that I've neither thought neither thought through this myself nor probably have the people telling me.
Because if something was simple, like, hey, here's exactly how much it'll reduce your transmission, how much it'll reduce your infection if you wear a mask, should have been very clear and simple.
But since it's not, it leaves us to wonder and understand if the world is about the truth or if it's just becoming a cult of which truth you choose to believe, aka everything is a lie.
And people are so confused that they basically have turned their brains off.
And what we're seeing is a society who's tossed to and fro between every wind of doctrine that comes their way.
And I feel like a lot of these people we spoke to were really nice.
They were kind.
But like that one girl said that she, you know, wore a mask outside, even though there's scientific evidence surmounting against the need for that, that it's just become part of her daily schedule.
She become accustomed to this, that people become accustomed in society to not things not making sense.
And so we got kind of interested in seeing like, okay, so these people are telling us we should wear a mask.
And I told that one girl, hey, so it's like, because it doesn't make sense when you wear it into a restaurant and then you walk and then you take it off your table.
And they agree.
They're not dumb, right?
These are not idiotic people.
And I think that's where I've moved a lot away from like street content because we used to kind of sort of poke fun and make fun of people.
And I don't, I actually feel bad for people today.
Like I don't, like, I don't want to make fun of them because the government is so totalitarian manipulative that I don't, it's not like there's just dumb people who are willfully ignorant.
Genuinely, unless you full-time follow this information, it is very confusing to know what's true and what's not.
Well, and that's what I was saying too previously.
It's just like the government knows and the media knows that the average person cannot spend eight to 10 hours of their day filtering through all of the BS that the media is consistent consistently feeding us.
So that's why it's so difficult for people to, you know, not be manipulated by the government at this point and know what's actually going on.
Because as we know, we have what?
The Delta variant, the Lambda variant, we had the Epsilon variant.
No, but I used to like think like, you know, the live and let live.
And then I realized that obviously this being a condition of sin, that, you know, we need to get control of our sexual urges and things.
And the people around us, if we let them go off, that unlike things like, you know, like Legos, which you leave sitting there, they don't recreate themselves when you don't touch them.
Sin, when you let it be, develops and grows into wickedness.
And that wickedness becomes an entity and that entity becomes a force.
And that force doesn't just exist.
It tries to take away that which it cannot create, which is what is righteous and good and pure.
So it actually comes for the righteous.
So if you're trying to do what's right and you let wickedness just live and let live, right?
Let people do what they do, it eventually comes together.
And no, I'm not talking about people who struggle with sexual sin.
A lot of you guys do.
And that's not, maybe you're here, you're there, and you feel a chip on your shoulder.
You're like, I don't struggle with interracial unicorn bisexual facials to my brother.
To my brother.
But, you know, you struggle with sleeping with your girlfriend or whatever, or, you know, or adultery or pornography or different things.
Meaning, obviously, some things could be more destructive, but you understand that, you know, the heart of man is weak without the power of God.
And so you feel, you know, sometimes this inability to fight these things.
And I understand that we have to hold each other accountable and there's a room for failure.
But there is a point as a society where you do have to draw the line and go, look, whether I'm Christian or not, I need to understand that as you know, as the as an SOB, as a slightly offensive backer, that satanic people, you know, may be allowed to exist in our society, that unicorns may be allowed to exist.
But now we should question: should they be allowed to exist?
Because when we allow them to, they don't just exist, they transform and mutate and begin to come after those of us that are standing up for what is good, whole, and personable.
And I'm not attacking my atheist brothers and sisters because the reality is that Sidney, who I'm doing my new show with, is agnostic.
She was atheist when I met her, but of course we got to her head.
Well, God did.
But ultimately speaking, you know, this is, there's got to be a point where you do draw the line.
And this, I would say, is it, or else you end up in a confused society.
So we went a step further, which we're going to watch in a second, which is we talked to these same people about their, their, the vaccine, right?
Because they believed in the masks.
And so it's like, to be completely fair, Savannah, I feel like the argument for vaccines from a purely ignorant perspective actually makes more sense than masks.
Like, if I was somebody that was like, my whole life, I never wore masks for sicknesses.
But if you said vaccines, well, I've heard of the flu vaccine and, you know, like, I mean, at least newborns are given what, like, seven vaccines right after.
I think we have up to 70 in our portfolio here that we can get.
So, I mean, if I'm just ignorant, I'm not promoting the vaccine.
I'm just some guy.
I'd probably be like, I'm not wearing a mask.
I'm like, I don't do that, but I'd be like, oh, a vaccine.
Yeah, I'll go get the flu vaccine or whatever I thought it was.
So we decided to talk to them.
Now, before we get into that, I got to let you know that as you watch these things, as we were going, Savannah didn't have headphones.
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So we went ahead and we talked to these people using our cheap little headphones and our camera system.
And we decided that we were going to ask them then about the vaccine to see if we could get some clarity if the world isn't satanic and isn't full of confusion.
And maybe, just maybe, as we've known, Savannah, right, that it's only the dumb idiot, white Republican racists that are spreading the pandemic.
The whole pandemic, you know, even though it's spiking in Israel, you know, all those white Republican Christian, dumb racists in Israel.
Like, I mean, you know, it's like, I mean, they're everywhere in the world, apparently.
This just shows you, because the messaging is confusing on these vaccines, right?
Number one, you have people like Senator Rand Paul, who is not only a sitting senator, but is also a medical doctor who gets suspended from YouTube for sharing and talking about two peer-reviewed studies about COVID and the vaccines, I believe, in relation to some extent.
So it's like when you're telling us, listen to the doctors, listen to the government, listen to science.
And you literally get a doctor who works in the government reading to you actual science, right?
Peer review, meaning this is something that has been generally accepted by the medical community.
This is not a random thing you read on Gateway Pundit that may or may not be true, even though I love Gateway Pundit, that's not a dig.
They get some things wrong and mostly right, like myself and like anybody else.
But not the government, not doctors, not science, right?
Sad because they get it right 100% of the time, according to the current narratives today.
They're getting it right so often that even the director of the CDC, if you can go to my screen here, is like the CDC director says that she's struggling to communicate with Americans about COVID-19 amid politics and mistrust because it's so hard because it's like, it's not her fault, right?
Because the CDC doesn't get it wrong.
It's because of people like me that get it wrong that we don't trust the CDC.
And also not to remember, not to forget that even just this week, the Texas Tribune, which is the equivalent of like the Washington Post and in Washington or the New York Times and New York, et cetera.
We have the Texas Tribune as our big paper here, you know, put out a paper with the CDC saying that like, I believe, I believe it was around like 5,800 children were hospitalized this week from COVID alone.
And then they made a minor retraction at the end of that.
Yeah, it turned out that they got that number wrong.
And it's not 5,800 children this week.
They issued a minor correction, but it was actually several hundred.
And that number 5,800 was actually the amount of children hospitalized since the beginning of when we declared COVID a pandemic.
And I say we declared it as in when the CDC declared it.
So that is not a minor difference.
When you take a number when there's currently being fear-mongering, do you know that amidst by correlation of population size with hospitalizations, that Florida is like number 45 out of 50 in states, I believe last week and maybe 37 this week.
And that the biggest states that have the most cases per capita are like Vermont.
And these are very liberal places.
And they always talk about, oh, Texas and Florida, they have such high numbers.
And to put this into perspective, speaking of the Texas Tribune, right, this is not me just backing this up.
I've told you guys I was sick with RSV.
I've had this problem.
It gave me laryngitis.
It lasted like 22 to 24 days and I still have problems with my throat.
I know literally 50 or more people it got to.
It came from my liberal family who I'm not allowed over their house because I'm not vaccinated against COVID.
Yet unironically, they're the ones who spread RSV to me and the rest of the community.
This article from Texas Tribune says specifically that Texas children and children's hospitals are under siege from actually two viruses, RSV and COVID-19.
Now, you're not going to hear about RSV.
It's actually so prevalent and well understood in the medical community that when I went to go to get tested and went to go to get treatment, the pharmacist said to me specifically from a CVS that yes, RSV is back this year, and it's more virulent and has stronger side effects than normal.
And the side effects themselves are extremely dangerous.
My dad wasn't able to breathe.
I had an actual anaphylaxis.
My throat closed up, Savannah.
You don't know about this.
I couldn't breathe.
I thought I was going to die.
I was ready to poke a hole in my throat, which you can do using a pen because I was suffocating.
And I believe it was, he was saying it was like 58,000 children per year get hospitalized with RSV, which again are way higher numbers than children who have been hospitalized with COVID, but we're not shutting down our entire economy for RSV.
You wouldn't want to say that because then you would be taking medical fact and the possibility that maybe this is a dishonest counting.
And no, I don't think the idea that people can't catch respiratory diseases, but they count every respiratory illness as COVID-19.
When you ask most nurses, some nurses talk about how they're figuring out the Delta variant is by taking random sequences, random samples, sending them into the NIH and the CDC.
And I'm not sure which department or who's actually conducting the tests.
But I'm saying that they say, oh, that's how they figure out, you know, statistical analysis by upticking by the amount of cases, how many people probably have Delta.
But most nurses I know, like one nurse I know, told me that they're just, they're just counting Delta based on the degeneration rate of alveolar tissue in the lung, et cetera.
So there's a different methodology from each person I speak to, which shows me there's nothing consistent, which exactly shows me the problem.
Right.
And of course, it says that this says that it was largely dormant because experts believe was due to people masking up during the pandemic.
Now, what's ironic is, though, is that that's so funny, but my niece caught it in a hospital where they all had to wear masks and it was caught in a hospital where they're still wearing masks to this day.
So I would say fact-checked, according to popular opinion and anecdotal evidence and also reality, is that that's not what kept it dormant.
And that's conjecture.
But now in the last several weeks, thousands of Texan children have tested positive for the virus.
In addition, the Delta variant of COVID-19 appears to affect unvaccinated children more often than previous variant.
It's unclear if children are also becoming sicker from it from other variants of COVID-19 than from other variants.
So the Delta with the regular flu season approaching medical experts are concerned over how hospital capacity could be affected.
So the flu's back, guys.
The flu is back.
RSV is back.
And they've disappeared for one year.
Savannah, for one year, they disappeared.
It's like a father leaving his family and being like, oops, see, I was just gone working hard for a year.
And I love that's that correction that we read where it says literally.
An earlier version of the story.
overstated the number of children who have been hospitalized in Texas recently with COVID-19.
The story said over 5,800 children had been hospitalized during a seven-day period in August, according to the CDC.
And the number correctly referred to the hospitalized of COVID-19 since the pandemic began.
In actuality, it was 783 children were admitted to Texas hospitals with COVID-19, but it didn't say for COVID-19, which means they might have had RSV and showed the antibodies and all or also had RSV and contracted COVID-19 while with a weakened immune system because it lasts for up to a month.
So it's like, but nobody cares.
Nobody cares because it's not COVID.
It's not politically advantageous to care about any other disease.
He had COVID, is charged with murder two days later.
That is from Critical Jake Theory, Jake Coco.
And it's like, yeah, another COVID death.
I also remind you that I think I just said on the last show that we know an individual who just said they died from COVID.
And it turns out that they were 65, which is not that old.
It's like you should die at 65.
They had respiratory problems.
They were on oxygen.
I don't know if it was related to having COVID, but they had COVID and then they choked on their food.
But the doctor blamed it of not being able to get the oxygen turned on and that there was that if they would have lived longer while choking, I believe if they had more respiratory pressure because of COVID, but they died from choking on their food and they got counted as a COVID death.
This is a family friend, by the way.
I'm not making this up.
This is a family friend and it's very sad for the family.
And I, and I, and I love, and I also too, that someone's niece I know was 13.
They said she was, that, that she died from COVID.
And I said, I would like to know the details regarding that situation.
It's not because I want to make light of the situation, but because I want to know if I'm wrong and if 13 year olds are really just dropping dead from COVID.
And I'm not going to get into things because this is the minor, but let's just say that it's not necessarily dying of COVID.
And that's what we're seeing time and time again is that people are dying with this rapid test or the blood test.
There's a lot of factors that could bring these antibodies into you as well as this is a respiratory infection.
It is new into the environment.
It is 100%.
The Department of Defense said it is, I will say, probable that it came from the Wuhan lab.
Duh.
We already know that.
But, you know, and China won't even cooperate now.
The Pentagon says that China won't, Pentagon and the Department of, or the Secretary of State, I believe, said that China will no longer cooperate with investigations to the origin of the Wuhan coronavirus.
That's because it came probably from their labs and was funded by the U.S.
You know, honestly, though, too, I read that and I was like, maybe China's kind of based for not wanting to work with the CDC, who they know openly lies.
And like you just said, this is like, what, U.S.-funded type lab week thing?
And I have to say, on the flip side of things, if you go to my screener, Savannah, this article specifically from The Hill, which is a liberal publication, it is absolutely and fundamentally a liberal publication.
And the story at a glance is that a woman's fully vaccinated father died from COVID-19.
No vaccines provide 100% protection against the virus, aka who's fully vaccinated.
The father was mostly indoors, wore a mask, his surviving daughter said.
And people would say that this case is extremely rare, but unfortunately for him, we're going to find out that this is not as rare as some would suspect or some would make.
Because I was reading this article yesterday, and that third point actually read that doctor said he would have been so much worse if he hadn't gotten vaccinated.
So they changed this article because conservatives completely roasted the fact that he died, but they said it could have been so much worse to get vaccinated.
And that's why we talked about this idea of the deterioration of science, the deterioration of truth comes down to the deterioration of Western civilization, which also comes to what we're going to get into, some of this other stuff that has to do with this attack on whiteness and this breaking down of all things that white civilization created.
And it's important to that.
And to kind of wrap this up, you know, this is all an act because even look at this weird act from this nurse that was on TV that you don't, I don't know what's going on here, but this kind of summarizes it well.
Let's go ahead and let's play video five.
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Doctors like Peter Myers, who had this message.
I'm trying to encourage everybody to please take this Delta variant very seriously due to the transmissibility.
It's incredibly contagious and our children are getting sick.
Given that, Savannah, I will have to monitor that Savannah is the white person expert residently and that we will be talking about, would you say, whiteness and things like that?
I thought that it was important for me to sort of be here to kind of like check her and make sure she doesn't get out of line as a white person, just like we talked about earlier, you having a resident black person here to make sure that I don't get out of line when delivering my expertise to the audience.
But I got to tell you that, you know, life is painful.
There's a lot of pain going on in life.
Things are not amazing.
Things are not great.
And if you're feeling nauseous on your commute right now, maybe you're on your train subway, maybe it's bumper to bumper.
Maybe you're sitting in your office and you feel sick to your stomach.
Well, look, we've all experienced that before.
And first, I would tell you, probably stop eating processed and fast foods.
Sometimes you've tried to make better changes for your body.
You've tried to make better changes for your life.
And that feeling just won't go away.
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So go to my screen here.
This is a screenshot from Wikipedia.
Wikipedia now has an update to the Caucasian race.
The Caucasian race, also known as Caucasoid or Europid, is an obsolete racial classification of human beings based on a now disproven theory of biological race.
The Caucasian race was historically regarded as a biological taxon, which, depending on which of the historical race classification was being used, usually included ancient and modern populations from all or all or parts of Europe, Western Asia, Central Asia, South Asia, North Africa, and the Horn of African.
You know, there are some people that look white, but they are North African, and it does give them some abilities to say things in Burger King hats that other people may not have the right to say.
John, coming to you first, how does it feel to know that you are now obsolete?
oopsie pairs like It appears like we're not going away anytime soon.
And it seems like we're actually doing pretty damn good.
We've built a country before.
I have no problem working to build another one again.
And as Jesse Kelly said recently, is that violence is going to be inevitable.
And of course, we're not condoning it.
It's just that you back a dog into a corner long enough, they eventually bite back.
But also, if for some reason through the fortified elections, we're able to ever win anything again to prevent violence, the leader that the people will pick on the right will be everything that the left pretended Trump was, just as vicious, just as crazy.
And might I actually say perhaps, perhaps, even a real fascist.
I think it's very sad, but I think you're basically correct.
Like, we don't want it to come to that, but it's like when you take a group of people and you demonize them over the course of several decades and you take their country from them and they realize they have like literally nothing left to lose, it's like that's kind of what the expected reaction would be throughout history.
It's not that we're bad people.
It's like this is just what history suggests.
The only thing that I think is different with our particular circumstance is that we have been so biologically wired to basically be agreeable and weak through the way that they alter our hormones with food or water, even like the things that they choose to get us addicted to, whether that's pornography or marijuana, alcohol, doesn't matter.
So like we are probably the weakest class of men to have ever existed on the face of the planet, but we're also being put into this set of circumstances that would require us to be the strong men that the hard times are supposed to be creating.
So I really don't know what's going to happen, but I'm here for it either way.
Yeah, and everything is backwards, though, in all this.
My point is, is they want to destroy what we built, which is a society built upon God, truth, family, and freedom, amongst other principles.
And so not only are they trying to destroy us, they want to destroy anybody who still holds on to these tenets, which is why you see people, you know, CNN saying that anyone who's talking about this great replacement theory is a white supremacist, is a neo-Nazi, that this is wrong.
Now, it's funny, this idea of a great replacement theory of bringing in people from other countries to replace the traditional Western Eurocentric individuals who colonized this land and who established this nation.
They say that it's fake, that they're not being replaced.
This isn't happening.
But at the same time, if you go to my screen, Washington Post says, it's not happening.
If you talk about this theory, you are a racist.
But the number of white people did fall in the U.S. for the first time since 1790.
1790?
Okay, it's pretty crazy.
According to new data from the 2020 census, so for hundreds of years, this country has been a certain way.
And well, it's now not that way anymore.
But don't be alarmed.
Don't be worried.
Because as we saw originally, we have a better world for you.
We have satanic incestual pedophiles who are going to be reading to your children.
And John, if you didn't know about this, this is the city of Bloomington is hosting an incest fetish pornographer, Satan worshiper to perform at Drag Queen Story Hour with posts like this to see solo JO videos, me effing my bro and more satanic outdoor horny S-H-I-T.
Check out my OnlyFans, aka this guy was invited at all costs.
Now, if you go down again, as we were reading earlier, he even, you know, literally has posts saying, hail Satan and raised money for the satanic temple.
And to prevent Savannah from having to blur anything else, we won't click on any more of these images that have nudity in them.
But I would love sometimes to just trigger John because John hates this kind of stuff, degenerate stuff.
But people have done things like that in the past.
I am telling you that.
I'm telling you, and you can, oh, get mad at me for promoting violence.
No, people sexually preying on children, you deserve the death penalty.
You do.
And it's like, then you look at this from Blaze News released an article saying, like, video of a woman walks up to another woman, just shoots her dead on the sidewalk in front of witnesses, and then casually walks back to her vehicle.
We see this of the store shop front owner at the Shoe Palace in Fairfax in Los Angeles being shot dead over a pair of shoes, which is a video I don't think we can put up here.
I gave it to you, Savannah, but apparently it is being censored off of YouTube.
I tell you guys, and they just knock out this white guy who's just standing there.
They just like knock him out and he like almost dies.
And this is why I always tell you guys, keep your guards up.
Keep your guards up.
You know why?
Go to my screen.
Sister Joe.
Keep your guards up.
Because the greatest threat to our safety is climate change.
And if you don't keep your guards up, guys, carbon emissions are eventually going to cause a rise in sea levels.
And they're going to take away our coastal lands.
We're going to have migration patterns.
And then we're going to have a coagulation of people in a central zone.
And a new variant of COVID will eventually wipe out your newborn infant.
And that's why you should ignore the violence, ignore the fact of who's really committing the crimes.
You should ignore what's controlling the banks, who controls the media, what's going on in society.
Ignore that all.
Don't talk about big pharma or even that Trump is in the pockets of big pharma's in his pockets.
Don't talk about the fact that we have a fortified election, that everything is an illusion, that fact checkers had to convince you that our president wasn't a hologram.
Abandon all those notions and remember, guys, reduce your carbon footprint.
The average man in this country is more concerned with the fact, or I should say more emotional about the fact that Alfred Molina is reprising his role as Dr. Octavius in the upcoming Spider-Man film than they are about all the things you just mentioned.
It's a totally like hyper-consumerist culture where we're just distracted by all these bright lights and flashes and media things.
And this, the more of you that argue against Christianity, the more I find that a lot of you guys that don't believe in it are saying that at the very least, even if you've become agnostic or remained pagan or atheist, and I really love that I have a varied audience and I don't want to isolate those of you who don't believe the same way.
But have you ever noticed one quick thing?
Have you ever noticed that as you go on with your life, that the people that you become more and more isolated with are majority, like right-wing Christian people?
That it's like almost like we are the last stand of the truth of what's actually going on because we are not children of the lie.
So we are not deceived and we have no deception as we are children of the light.
We walk in the light.
It says in 1 John 1.8.
So then we have fellowship with one another.
It is because of the blood of his son Jesus Christ that cleanses us from all our unrighteousness, right?
So it's this fellowship that because we aren't deceived and we are in the light, we walk in the light and we are cleansed from unrighteousness that we somehow find community because we know that in the last days that we are the remnant that stands up and that we eventually will be killed for standing up for the truth.
Yeah, I've noticed that too, as I've sort of entered the real world because when you're in high school and you know, you're sheltered by your parents from the world, you and everybody you know are all kind of just on the same plane, right?
Like no, you know, there are kids that are going to party and do certain things, but everyone's kind of basically the same.
But then you get into the real world and notice that all of the kids who are the most atheist evangelically are then the ones who are basically destroying themselves at the greatest rate of acceleration.
And it's very sad to see this happen, but it's true.
It's like you can't have truth or good without God because God defines those things.
Like you can try to find them yourself, but because you are flawed, you're just eventually going to denigrate into like a sinful, depressing state.
And, you know, that's what we have to tell you guys.
I have to tell you, I don't try to bring God into things.
God is in my heart and my mind.
And I will continue.
I made a Facebook post that I shared on my Telegram the other day where it was like, I'm going to, I was like from a long time ago, like six, seven years ago, I think.
And it was like, oh, like, I love reading my Bible.
I love knowing the truth of God because even if one day there's social, physical, or professional consequences for standing up for the truth, I want to be ready.
And little did I know, a few years later, there would be a lot of social, physical, and professional consequences for standing up for the truth.
I didn't think we would get there so quickly, but so goes acceleration.
And on that note, I don't know how John got into this episode, but I snuck in.
We colonize Savannah's Savannah's literal 47 minutes of fame, which is more than most people's 15 minutes.
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Here's a good year reviews for today.
We have review number one from JP Powell.
Said, finally, not censored.
Thank you for actually speaking your mind.
There are way more people who think like this than the legacy oligarchs would allow you to believe.
And I do agree with that.
That's to note that you are not alone.
We also have another review from The Monkey Ams 19, which said, Best show.
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He was smart enough, just started a YouTube channel.
You should check it out.
It's called Heck Off Kami.
He's really excited.
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Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the once great nation.