June 4, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Roasting Pride Month | Guest: John Doyle | Ep 158
Pride Month has returned once again and things have gotten worse, presuming kids are into weird kinks, spreading inappropriate adult themes to minors, and promoting relationships between adults and children. Welcome to the degenerate states of America.
How come my penis gets big sometimes and points up in the air?
That's called an erection.
Sometimes I touch my penis because it feels good.
Sometimes when I go to my bath or my mom puts me to bed, I like to touch my vulva too.
You have a clitoris there, Kayla, that probably feels good to touch the same way Keith's penis feels good when he touches it.
But have you ever noticed that older kids and grown-ups don't touch their private parts in public?
Yes.
They don't?
That's right, Keith.
It's okay to touch yourself and see how different body parts feel, but it's best to only do it in private The gays are out of control Again, I know you're not surprised.
Some of you are like, I have a gay friend who's not out of control.
Yeah, it's probably like two of them.
It's Pride Month, where corporations sell you whatever they want and they pretend to like you just to profit off of the Skittle people, which we're now calling them.
And they're on the attack and they're teaching your kids about vulvas and clitorises and penises and erections and stuff that I don't know why you would talk to kids about unless maybe you were a child molester.
But no, I'm not making the connection all gays are child molesters.
Yeah, so basically you took the week off and everyone was like, we need to make sure that the world is just not slightly offensive, but actually offensive because Elijah Schaefer isn't here to contribute to it.
So now we're seeing the first graders being taught about a masturbation.
I was watching Blues Clues the other day and at least Blues Clues is like one show that hasn't completely lost it and started sexualizing children.
Let's watch Blues Clues together and thank God that it's isolated sexualization of children, that this is not some sort of a big propaganda conspiracy to make sure your kids turn gay.
Well, guys, on that note, we're going to get into a lot of this pride stuff and we're going to look also at the fact that somebody who shouldn't be prideful, Dr. Fauci's Mr. Ouchie, has been exposed here on this episode of slightly offensive, the best, worst show on Blaze TV where we have confetti of color.
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Okay, so state-enforced homosexual terrorism is back on the chopping block today.
I am not anti-gay.
Like, I don't hate people for their sexual preferences.
I just think, as you mentioned earlier, when you walk outside as a man in a skirt and announce to everyone that you had anal sex the night before, it's repulsive.
And I'm like, dogs also eat their own feces and they pee on my carpet.
So like, there's also that.
Gunter, I'm roasting you, you little sh- Stop it.
No, but I was going to say, like, like, my dog licks his nuts in front of my wife on purpose and is like, look at me.
And I'm like, ew.
And like, that's not okay behavior for humans.
And by the way, unlike some people on the right wing, like people are either really weird with this gay stuff, to be completely honest, either they're super like pro-gay and they like push it.
And I think that's not good when organizations like platform and like really push this liberal, progressive, mafia stuff on the youth.
But then there's also the other side, which is like really just, I think, like just like hateful towards any, like they're just so, they hate gay people so much.
And they're on Twitter all the time, just like spewing vitriol against gays.
Okay, so Shaniqua Hardantham was like, as Happy Pride Month has begun, I would like to share my thread as to why maps, minor attracted persons, are valid at a part of the LGBTQ AM Plus.
Now, I've never been a morning person, so if I was going to be the resident gay, I'd be part of the LGBTQ PM plus.
Honestly, I couldn't imagine you being awake at 7 a.m., but also leave it up to Elijah Schaefer to be a part of, you know, these progressive clubs before it was cool.
When you look like a fat, ugly liberal with red hair, you probably do have to go to other sources for, I guess, like sexual activity because any sane adult is not going to want to touch you.
And so now it's come to manipulating children, which is disgusting.
People say you're not supposed to roast people's physical personalities.
Go ahead and can we just start this from the beginning and play the audio?
If it turns out this person is mentally retarded or something and I'm making fun of them, oops, because it kind of sounds like they might have a mental disorder, but here we go.
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Guys, this will probably get me in trouble on TikTok, but I'm in public and really f stone.
Like I'm sorry, but like I'm not here to just roast people, but I am here to say the truth of like that these people are possessed by demons and influenced by demonic spirits.
And it's just not normal.
Like that is not, I'm all about freedom of expression.
That is an unhappy sick person who like who needs counseling.
Not the face tats, the the Jimmy Neutron, you know, shaped head.
The like God knows they're going to need septum surgery.
They put Coke addicts to shame.
And then the and then the beat.
And then like, this is what I love about the, this is what we're going to get into about the corporatization of homosexuals.
Yeah.
Is that it's like, oh, I'm such a, I'm such a rebel.
I'm like so against, you know, capitalism.
And it's like, I don't know, whatever you are is wearing beats headphones.
It's like, I think Beats is owned by Apple, which is a trillion dollar corporation that sometimes uses slave labor and overcharges for their products.
And I buy them because slave labor has apparently produced things I need.
No, I mean, that's why we always see liberals out here rocking the Nike, rocking all of these, you know, big corporation type of products that advocate for everything that they're supposedly against.
I am telling you that if the people who's the greedy capitalists whose only goal is to make money and they don't care about morality, about ethics, they just want to make cash are using your movement as a platform.
Honestly, Elijah, I like going through YouTube in the late hours of the night and like watching your old work because it does baffle me that these are normal things that do take place at like pride parades and stuff like that.
Yeah, it's it's unex the gays get away with stuff that straight people can't get away with.
Like like not only have I never thought about fingering someone's butt in public, but it's also like the fact that that person isn't in jail and the fact that can we talk about the toxic problem with the LGBTQ community is that the fact that people, not enough people are calling that out.
That's why I like Chadwick Moore.
Chadwick Moore is always calling out the gay mafia and he's always like, dude, I'm a New York gay, but this is sick and like this is an adult thing.
It's not for children.
And I think that's why people are getting sick of this is because it's not about just being gay and being home and, oh, you're out of the closet and like you feel free to be yourself and like have a boyfriend or something.
It's like they want to teach your kids how to masturbate and then they want to finger each other's butts in public and then make you accept it.
I will like for sometimes I get scared with this show where like I want to like make it less offensive, but I am so like off with the world right now that I don't care.
What's like when we see videos like this come out and we are constantly seeing this push on our children, how can you not be vulgar when discussing these vulgar things?
There's this meme someone put I didn't make it, but it's like I love this.
It's like what inspired you to change your logo to the rainbow flag and it's Mr. Krab.
He's like money because it's it's like they just want to profit off the homos and then they go the thing is is that they go everybody's like oh I'm an ally I want to be your ally.
I'm so proud to be your ally.
What the what does that even mean to be an ally?
Like an ally.
How do you become an ally?
You buy gay stuff.
You watch gay shows which have gay programming.
You support gay movies.
Essentially, how to support homosexuals is just giving your money to major corporations who would turn on the gays in a second if that was more profitable.
And so it's like, it's so funny that like the whole the whole idea of supporting homosexuality has become a monetary game like rigging about just siphoning money from people who want a virtue signal and don't want to look bad.
And this is my theory of the villain.
It's like, you know, these companies do not care about gay people.
They never have.
They never will.
They don't even care about their customers.
And like the straight customers, don't care about anybody.
They have one idea, and that's making money.
And if the gays are too stupid to fall for it and their allies, then good.
Well, and remember, too, with the LGBT community, it started off with, oh, well, we just want representation because you had made the point about, you know, gay TV shows, gay movies.
And it was like, oh, we just want representation.
And now it's like, actually, if you're a straight man and you don't want to date a trans woman who's biologically a male, you're a bigot and you deserve to go to jail for that.
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There is no such thing as trans women and trans men.
There are men who have surgeries that pass as women.
Blair would be one of them.
And does a pretty damn good job.
A lot of you watching this, um, like Blair White, if you didn't know, you could think that Blair White was like just some like e-girl.
And then you find out that Blair, I don't know what Blair's dead name is.
It doesn't concern me.
I don't really care.
But I also just know Blair was born a man and is still a man biologically.
But yet at the same time, you can still be friends with somebody that you disagree with their life choices, but you could still say it's not okay for Blair to be competing in sports with another woman.
It's just not fair.
Because men just have more muscle density, bone mass, et cetera.
I think it's the opposite, bone density, muscle mass.
Well, the NCAA was like, this article from Daily Wire was like, NCAA threats to pull events from states that protect girls' sports to hell with your events.
This is what we have to do: start wording things this way.
Kudos to the Daily Wire.
I don't like Ben Shapiro.
You guys know that, but I do like Michael Knowles.
I like Andrew Clavin.
And I really, and I also, and I also like a lot of their writers.
I think they're pretty happy.
And Matt Walsh is such a, such a Chad.
Honestly, he's a dad, Chad.
But Daily Wire has really good writers.
And the way that they word this is like that they're threatening, the NCAA is threatening to pull events from states that protect girls' sports.
This is how they do it.
They go, Ron DeSantis, the corporate media is trying to, is fighting against trans rights.
And they word it like that.
And we have to take wording back and word it like, no, Ron DeSantis is protecting women.
Yeah, you know, it's so funny because like the whole LGBTQ community and like one of their main goals, I truly do feel because I've gone to a lot of these events is to erase women.
So I think it's so funny when they're like, yeah, yeah, we're pro-woman.
It's like, really?
I've walked up to trans women before and I'm like, honest to God, as a woman, you will never know what it's like to have a period when you'll never know what it's like to give birth to a child.
And I don't care if that's a mean thing to say because biologically it's true.
And these are a lot of difficult things that women do have to live through.
And I'm tired of men dressing up as women trying to diminish that, aka Caitlin Jenner.
I render slower than her because I have just more like density.
Yeah, but he banned it.
It says here, check this out, that Florida Republican governor Ron DeSantis slammed the NCAA during a Fox News interview on Tuesday night that highlighted a bill that DeSantis signed earlier in the day that protected girls' sports in the state.
Saying, I think that as these bills were going through various legislators, I remember the NCAA put out a statement saying that any state that enacts this, we're not going to hold events there.
DeSantis said, and so I called the speaker of the house in Florida and I said, did you hear what they said?
And he's like, yeah, I said, we definitely got to get this done.
Epic.
And this is Christy Noam, the governor of South Dakota, reversed her ban on transgender playing in the opposite gender because she was like, well, we don't want to miss opportunities with the NCAA.
And DeSantis was like, yeah, actually, nobody actually cares.
It's really nice to see politicians, like at least one politician who's willing to stand up for a sense of tradition and normality and like actual science and biology.
And like, when you look at him, another, another classic case of, I don't know what gender I am syndrome.
And to people who think this is a discriminatory show, because I have people tell me that, it's people, people tell me, like, oh, I think you're being discriminatory.
No, I'm just being brutally honest.
Yeah.
Like, these people are mentally ill.
They're out of control.
And it's like, and actually, a lot of, I have, like, a lot of you guys are my viewers that are gay and you don't identify in the LGBTQ community.
There's a big portion of people who have personal choices in their life.
People have kinks.
People do things in the sheets.
They say, right, you want a lady who's holy in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
So it's like, there ain't nothing weird to me that people do weird things because this is just part of the byproduct of living in a country where people have freedoms to do what they want.
And also, there's a lot of varying reasons why people live out homosexual lifestyles.
Sometimes they were molested when they were younger, got confused.
Sometimes they had same sex experiences when they were younger.
Sometimes they had trauma with their mother.
Sometimes they had resentment, I mean, a lack of a father.
Sometimes they don't even know.
I mean, some psychologists even have things about, you know, like Freud has weird theories about when you're a baby and things that happen in development.
Sometimes people think that there's a certain level of like progesterone and hormones in the womb that can cause things.
Look, I don't, there's just lots of explanations.
But the point is, is that if you choose to live out a certain way, and I do say choice, because even if it doesn't feel like a choice, I do believe that humans have control over their sexuality.
Like, It's like, no, no, you either have to be a normal person or you have to shave your head, shave off your eyebrows, have 10 face tattoos and wear a dog collar.
Yeah, for sure because we are stating a lot of biological facts today and we're being very politically incorrect.
If you thought you were talking about the manipulation of language because that's exactly what this is.
You know, it started off with them being like, oh, you need to use our correct pronouns, blah, blah, blah.
And it was really that beginning of the manipulation of language that led us to where we are today, where now we have to use people's correct pronouns, where we have all these corporations who are allies to the LGBT community.
And if you state a biological fact, you're a bigot.
Yeah, that started off with the manipulation of our language.
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So my point is, is that for you to say that people should have the legal right to do this, at one point, I'm like, yeah, I understand where you're coming from.
People should allow to be weird.
But the reason why I become more problematic with this community is simply the fact that then this is pushed on us to accept as normal.
And the point is, is that I can't say, like, I can't say that 13% of the population without getting banned on TikTok.
But you can do this on TikTok and you'll get put on the for you page.
And that's my point is that like they, they, they, it's one thing to be like, you should allow degeneracy or be okay with people doing weird don't agree with that.
That's gross.
But then in a culture where they say that normal things like promoting heterosexuality and straightness is white supremacy and evil and this is good.
That's not true.
And the government is, is, is, you know, anything that the government's pushing is usually bad.
They push foreign wars that we shouldn't be involved in.
They're pushing state-enforced homosexuality.
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Anyway, moving forward, the government's mad about people who resist this.
That's why they're mad when you call it out.
They're mad when someone just straight up goes, this isn't normal.
This is gross.
They were also mad with Ron DeSantis about, remember, when he didn't shut down his state.
Like I tell people, if you want to get anything, do whatever you want.
But I really, to my audience, I hope you don't get it.
I don't think it's, I don't think it's a good thing to get.
I don't think that there's been enough long-term studies.
I would never encourage my audience to do something unhealthy like that.
And I just wouldn't.
And I am blown away by people who call themselves conservatives and free thinkers who are going out there, especially young women, when we know there's a lot of issues that are arising from the vaccine that I can't say specifically because I don't want to provide medical misinformation, but I can just say accounts of my friends who have had problems.
I've had friends get really sick.
One friend suffer with paralysis.
I've had another friend that got like really bleeding, vomiting, and issues.
I've had friends that have issues with their menstrual cycle.
Another friend who was off their period for 12 years that went through menopause that has now restarted, non-stop bleeding.
So you can call me medical misinformation, YouTube.
These are just my friends' stories.
They're anecdotes.
So you could, maybe they're lying.
Maybe they're all lying.
And maybe I maybe I don't have a ton of people who have medical complications from this, but I do have friends who've had medical complications directly related to the vaccine.
And those are my friends.
Now, I know that's, those are the only like six people in America.
So I would never disparage the vaccine.
But just when I'm having friends having medical problems from it, I've decided objectively to tell my audience that if you were wise, you probably would not get it.
But I would never tell you that, like, don't get it specifically because that's medical misinformation because it's the safest thing on the market.
And it's so safe.
It's so safe.
It's so epic that it's that it's just, yeah, we love them.
To back up my claim, another one of Fauci's emails who was condemning DeSantis.
Dr. Fauci, the typical mask you buy is this quote: the typical mask that you buy in a drugstore is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material.
Dude, I've been telling people that masks are not effective in combating coronavirus for a while, but Dr. Fauci said it first.
And then YouTube was like, oh, it's medical misinformation.
Masks do work.
And I said, yeah, some masks do work.
That's true.
Actually, they do.
They're just not the ones people are wearing.
And that's what I'm saying is that there are some masks that can prevent viral transmission.
That is true.
That is a 100% objective fact.
But is it these cheap little paper ones that people are wearing?
No, no, but I mean, it's even, no, no, no, it's even better because it's like literally like the idea of molecular physics of like how something might transport is something I actually know, which is not common knowledge.
My favorite part about all of this is one, you have that background.
And two, I like to think about the face masks in the sense of when you're dealing with like biohazardous materials and viruses, do you think that people in science labs are walking around in little surgical masks from Dollar General?
No, bro.
They're like in a whole biohazard suit that's airtight.
And so we're like, oh, deadliest virus in history.
Please make sure to wear your surgical face mask that I touched and was out in open air and was also touched by three other people.
And like, it's just been such a lie from the beginning.
We also have this from the emails, which I'm not going to get into from Zero Hedge, that emails show that researchers, researchers who funded the Wuhan lab admits manipulating coronaviruses for gain of function and then thanked Fauci for dismissing the Wuhan lab link theory.
Remember on YouTube right now, it is against their guidelines to suggest that the coronavirus is a bioweapon and perhaps was designed by men in a lab.
That's against the terms of service.
Dr. Fauci admits to what is against the rules.
The tech companies are working to promote things that will make you unhealthy, leave you sexually confused, will harm your body.
And then the people who speak the truth are called bigoted and hateful and liars.
And those who proclaim justice and righteousness are called evil in the world.
Can I just say though, Elijah, it's just really baffling to me that, you know, the 22-year-old fact checker with a media degree is not the person we should be listening to in regards to what's happening with COVID-19.
You want us to listen to the actual microbiologists and Chinese scientists who were working in the labs?
I think the 22-year-old fact checker is much more credible.
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Okay.
So we have all this going on.
The world is completely lost to the devil.
It's...
People are...
Can you put that person back on the screen with the nose ring?
And we have companies telling kids to touch their pee-pees, which is really disturbing.
We have minor attracted people.
We have a pipeline getting attacked.
We also have this.
Did you guys not know about this?
This is little known.
The media is covering this one up.
The largest meat producer is getting back online after a cyber attack.
It was hacked.
That provides, I believe they're saying up to like 40% of the world's beef.
The world's largest meat processing company has resumed most production after a weekend of cyber attacks, but experts say the vulnerabilities exposed by this attack and others are far from resolved.
JBS notified the federal government that ransom demand came from ransomware gang Revil, which is believed to operate in Russia, according to a person familiar with the situation.
And they were able to actually hack and shut down production of a large portion of our meat in our country.
And so you're looking at all this and you're going, we need a leader.
Would one of you, would somebody in this world step up and stop being a little?
And it's like, okay, president, please to our president, let me know with all the problems that you at least are on board and know what's happening in this country right now.
Please be honest about the threats that are facing us, the depravity, the degradation of our society, of our children falling apart.
The joint session of Congress, according to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today.
But it's like in the midst of all of this, this is what is going on.
And I think I have a tweet.
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
Give me a second.
Meanwhile, I'm not going to play the video.
Black Panthers, black supremacists are literally getting together with guns and flag jackets, saying things like we will kill everything white in sight.
Before we get off this video, too, Mike Cernovich made a really great point that the FBI is not going to try to identify anybody in this video because all of our energy and resources are being used to identify grandmas that went to the Capitol on January 6th.
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