Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Roasting Pride Month | Guest: John Doyle

June 4, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Roasting Pride Month | Guest: John Doyle | Ep 158

Pride Month has returned once again and things have gotten worse, presuming kids are into weird kinks, spreading inappropriate adult themes to minors, and promoting relationships between adults and children. Welcome to the degenerate states of America.

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	I lived.
	I'm still here.
	Happy Pride, ladies and gentlemen.
	Let's check in with the gays and see what they're teaching our children in this video for first graders.
	I heard it's really constructive.
	Actually, very important.
	Okay.
	It helps us get rid of waste.
	Stuff our kind of penises.
	How come my penis gets big sometimes and points up in the air?
	That's called an erection.
	Sometimes I touch my penis because it feels good.
	Sometimes when I go to my bath or my mom puts me to bed, I like to touch my vulva too.
	You have a clitoris there, Kayla, that probably feels good to touch the same way Keith's penis feels good when he touches it.
	But have you ever noticed that older kids and grown-ups don't touch their private parts in public?
	Yes.
	They don't?
	That's right, Keith.
	It's okay to touch yourself and see how different body parts feel, but it's best to only do it in private The gays are out of control Again, I know you're not surprised.
	Some of you are like, I have a gay friend who's not out of control.
	Yeah, it's probably like two of them.
	It's Pride Month, where corporations sell you whatever they want and they pretend to like you just to profit off of the Skittle people, which we're now calling them.
	So good.
	The Skittle people are a bad.
	And they're on the attack and they're teaching your kids about vulvas and clitorises and penises and erections and stuff that I don't know why you would talk to kids about unless maybe you were a child molester.
	But no, I'm not making the connection all gays are child molesters.
	I'm just here to roast Pride.
	Savannah, what a start to a show.
	I'm alive.
	I'm back.
	I didn't die.
	And this is, we're back.
	It's gotten worse.
	What happened while I was gone?
	Yeah, so basically you took the week off and everyone was like, we need to make sure that the world is just not slightly offensive, but actually offensive because Elijah Schaefer isn't here to contribute to it.
	So now we're seeing the first graders being taught about a masturbation.
	Well, it's a good thing that was just one video.
	I was watching Blues Clues the other day and at least Blues Clues is like one show that hasn't completely lost it and started sexualizing children.
	Let's watch Blues Clues together and thank God that it's isolated sexualization of children, that this is not some sort of a big propaganda conspiracy to make sure your kids turn gay.
	Let's watch this.
	Hey, Blue.
	Oh, what is this?
	What's going on?
	What's going on?
	Is that a myth?
	Is that a drag queen?
	Okay, so we have Blues Clues and we're now one by one.
	Okay, we're going to watch this later.
	Shut the off.
	I'm done with the gay stuff for a moment.
	Okay.
	Well, guys, on that note, we're going to get into a lot of this pride stuff and we're going to look also at the fact that somebody who shouldn't be prideful, Dr. Fauci's Mr. Ouchie, has been exposed here on this episode of slightly offensive, the best, worst show on Blaze TV where we have confetti of color.
	We've been celebrating the homos before it was cool.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your top 17 host.
	Today I'm trying to get canceled.
	Apparently, took the week off, so you have to be as offensive as possible.
	There's like two gays I like.
	Chadwick Moore is one of them.
	Andy No.
	And those are like my top two gays.
	Those are the two.
	No one else makes the cut.
	Nobody else.
	Nobody else makes the cut today.
	And if I missed you, I'm sorry.
	I'm not a fan of the gay mafia.
	I'm not a fan of the LGBTQ conspiratorial group that we're going to talk to.
	And we got to expose them.
	But before we get into that, speaking of protecting yourself against crazy people, maybe you should get yourself a gun.
	You know that Texas is passing constitutional carry.
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	Okay, so state-enforced homosexual terrorism is back on the chopping block today.
	I am not anti-gay.
	Like, I don't hate people for their sexual preferences.
	I just think, as you mentioned earlier, when you walk outside as a man in a skirt and announce to everyone that you had anal sex the night before, it's repulsive.
	It's disgusting.
	I miss the days of the early 90s when, you know, there was just like, it was like willing grace type of gays where it was like funny comedy.
	It wasn't really, yeah, it wasn't really pushed in your face.
	But now it's like, yeah, I had anal sex last night and I'm going to teach your kid about it.
	Yeah.
	They're teaching our kids about masturbation and that is a problem.
	I don't know about you and I'm not going to get into stories because my grandma watches this show about when I've discovered those kinds of things.
	But I am going to say that I've just given up.
	Like you can cancel me for talking crap on people for teaching kids about masturbation.
	I'm sorry.
	Who's the sicko here?
	The guy roasting the people, teaching the kids about vulvas and clitorises?
	Or the fact that somebody, which I don't know how, you know, babies are born, but I don't think that's his mother.
	And I also don't think he has a father in the home because he has blue hair as a child.
	But it's like, man, teaching kids about erections and stuff is just gross.
	And I told you I wouldn't cuss anymore in the show, but I've done it like three times already.
	Honestly, and I think so.
	Yeah, with this type of subject, I think any sane adult would get heated about it because why the hell are we targeting our children with this?
	Why are we teaching them this?
	And why are we, again, the most innocent among us?
	Why are we subjecting them to this?
	Well, honestly, like, so living in the scientific argument, like people always talk about like, well, it's natural.
	And without just being roasting, like, oh, why wouldn't you teach your kid about their sexuality?
	Why wouldn't you get into this idea of masturbation with a child?
	Well, it's interesting because they always, they always tend to bring up this common example, which I think is interesting.
	They'll be like, you know, well, homosexuality is natural and the gays have sex.
	You know, animals have gay sex.
	Yeah, I was going to say, go to the level when there's like, oh, there's gay.
	Yeah, dogs hump each other.
	And I'm like, dogs also eat their own feces and they pee on my carpet.
	So like, there's also that.
	Gunter, I'm roasting you, you little sh- Stop it.
	No, but I was going to say, like, like, my dog licks his nuts in front of my wife on purpose and is like, look at me.
	And I'm like, ew.
	And like, that's not okay behavior for humans.
	And by the way, unlike some people on the right wing, like people are either really weird with this gay stuff, to be completely honest, either they're super like pro-gay and they like push it.
	And I think that's not good when organizations like platform and like really push this liberal, progressive, mafia stuff on the youth.
	But then there's also the other side, which is like really just, I think, like just like hateful towards any, like they're just so, they hate gay people so much.
	And they're on Twitter all the time, just like spewing vitriol against gays.
	I'm on neither side of things.
	Like I said, I like some of the gays.
	Yeah.
	It's just the gay mafia is who I'm against.
	It's the ones teaching kids about gay dinosaurs.
	Stop it.
	Exactly.
	It's like this started off with, oh, well, we just want to get married.
	It's not a big deal.
	We just want to be able to go out in public and not get bullied for sexuality.
	And now it's like your kidneys to eat this gay cereal or he's a Yeah, the family has two daddies.
	They love each other so proudly and now we have we've gone from there to gay squirrels like stop making my squirrels gay.
	I like my squirrels like nuts and some of them are men and also like nuts, but it doesn't make them gay.
	You know what the most disturbing part about this is is that this is like a catchy pause.
	Pause it.
	Pause it.
	Hang on here.
	What do we got?
	What are we pausing on?
	Is that a disabled doll disabled gay dolphin?
	I'm sorry.
	Like yes.
	There's a disabled gay dolphin on a blues clues parade that we are watching.
	He's also wearing a scarf in full 90 degree weather.
	I think that's the most disturbing part of this.
	Why did I even come back?
	When I was getting surgery, I should have just had them slit my throat because I'm sick of it.
	You know what I mean?
	I was like, hey, could you just bring the scalpel a little bit, little bit down and just slice off my neck?
	We've seen what we needed to see here.
	How do we get worse than this?
	Is this peak degeneracy, Elijah, or can we still get worse from here?
	We can get worse.
	Check this out.
	I'm going to go ahead and type in.
	I'm going to type in LGBTQ, you said?
	Okay, here.
	Go to Google first and then I'll go to your spot.
	All right.
	Here we go.
	I'm typing it in.
	And here we go.
	This is what happens today when you go to Google things on Google.
	And of course, with our insane graphics, we've got really high render speeds.
	It's like, oh my gosh.
	Do you know I was at Total Wine even the other day?
	People have gone so gay in the last month.
	And it's like, I forget how gay people get, but this is what sucks is when the companies that you like, you realize don't like you.
	You see this Crystal Skull vodka?
	By the way, one of the best vodkas.
	Oh, not Crystal Skull.
	Crystal Skull is now Rainbow Skull Vodka for the month.
	And it's like, it's this kind of state-enforced and corporate push that really shocks me.
	And what I mean is this is not, this is not just an isolated event.
	And the reason why I'm talking about this is because I already have, like, I'm a little bit, you know, I have a high voice.
	I can already pass.
	I can already be like, what, a resident?
	I'll be the resident gay.
	Can we get the resident gay on there?
	Yeah.
	Resident gay.
	Resident gay.
	Yeah.
	I'll be your resident gay for today.
	And just say that, like, you know, when I first started the show, I had, yeah, I had like blonde hair and piercings.
	And my wife was like, stop looking like a Skittle boy.
	We got to crack down on this.
	Dude, you know, the frosted tips were a whole look, though.
	I'm going to find that and put it in post and overlay so the people can be blessed by slightly gay Elijah.
	Yeah, slightly gay.
	But the Skittle people have gotten out of control.
	And like, let's talk about this.
	This is a real thing.
	So let's go to the sass pull of Twitter, which we all know, God forbid.
	This is by Siraj Hashmi, which sounds like some sort of a roll you would order at a Japanese tepee house, the Siraj Hashmi.
	Delicious.
	Sounds very spicy and exotic.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, Siraj.
	Anyway, dude, I'm that guy.
	I'm that white guy that they're like, he's such a dick on purpose.
	And you're like, I am on purpose.
	But.
	No denying it at all.
	Okay, so Shaniqua Hardantham was like, as Happy Pride Month has begun, I would like to share my thread as to why maps, minor attracted persons, are valid at a part of the LGBTQ AM Plus.
	Now, I've never been a morning person, so if I was going to be the resident gay, I'd be part of the LGBTQ PM plus.
	Never been one for the morning gays.
	Not the AM plus.
	Gays are too hyped to hang out in the morning, honestly.
	I was a part of this group called Castle called the California Association of Student Leaders.
	That's where they taught me how to be a public speaker.
	It was like a neoliberal gay thing with kids who were in student council who thought they were really cool.
	It was like really pro-LGBT before it was cool to be pro-LGBT.
	Right, right.
	And I'm going to tell you, you know, people that don't like black people are always talking about how they get too hyped.
	It's like, dude, stop right there.
	Stop right there, racists.
	Join CASEL and be at a 7 a.m. meeting with gay high schoolers.
	They're way too hyped for 7 a.m.
	It's like, we are ready.
	We, we are ready.
	And I'm like, dude, shut.
	Shut, shut.
	It's 7 a.m.
	It's 7 a.m.
	Please.
	Just a little less.
	You guys aren't awake yet.
	Please.
	Tone down the homosexuality, sir.
	It is so.
	Honestly, I couldn't imagine you being awake at 7 a.m., but also leave it up to Elijah Schaefer to be a part of, you know, these progressive clubs before it was cool.
	You really hate me.
	I was a part of a progressive person.
	You have been ahead of the curve.
	I wasn't progressive personally.
	They all hated me because I would speak like I do today then.
	And everyone's like, dude, this guy is like totally offensive.
	And, but, you know, I love, by the way, good organization.
	The woman in charge of it, Sandy Curlin.
	I love her.
	She's amazing.
	Super progressive.
	Super progressive, liberal people.
	I think one of the other leaders was a lesbian.
	I grew up in California, but I was never progressive myself.
	Anyways, there's this whole new group of people called MAPS.
	Are they a new group, though?
	Well, the terminology being socially accepted is new.
	Pedophiles, not new.
	That's an old thing.
	But like the acceptance of this, they've added the M into the LGBTQ language to celebrate people who like kids.
	Now, I just read a story recently about a 14-year-old who had intercourse with a 12-year-old in South Texas in Houston.
	And he was being charged on sex crime charges as a pedophile because the minor was under 13, I think is the ruler here in Texas.
	And so he was going to be charged as an adult.
	The situation was already sketchy and they ended up dropping the charges.
	I'm not going to get into that about consent.
	I just know that there are, from my understanding, laws against this kind of stuff.
	Yeah, as there should be.
	Okay.
	I'm just making sure I'm on the same page because I haven't been up in the morning with these gays.
	So I know if the rules change before 11.
	However, this person was like, they're like, they posted this publicly and were like, you think it's a troll account?
	But it was like, I have had consenting relationships with minors before where both parties were happy in engaging with sexual activity.
	I'm 27 and he has 15.
	I don't...
	I'm comfortable.
	I don't know if reading this makes me more uncomfortable or watching that video with you about kid erections made me more uncomfortable.
	Yeah, when Blair White's like, get me a flamethrower.
	I like Blair.
	Actually, Blair's the third gay that I like.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I like Blair.
	People gave me, you know what?
	That's what those, the part of the right wing that really hates the gays got so mad when I had Blair on like, you platform a transgender.
	Were they just like Blair White's a gateway drug or what?
	Blair White is Blair White has been the most vocal critic of the transgender community that I know.
	So respect on that.
	I don't, I mean, yes, Blair White is a, is a guy that got surgery to look like a girl.
	That's true.
	But also that could be true at the same time that Blair's not an evil person.
	And Blair also doesn't believe trans people should push that on children.
	And I'm really happy that Blair speaks out about that.
	And people can criticize my opinion on that.
	I don't give a damn.
	Blair's a friend of mine.
	Anyway, this person admitted to statutory rape online.
	And also, I would understand why they've resorted to statutory rape.
	I mean, I don't think any consenting adult is going to go for that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know, disgusting.
	Yeah.
	When you look like a fat, ugly liberal with red hair, you probably do have to go to other sources for, I guess, like sexual activity because any sane adult is not going to want to touch you.
	And so now it's come to manipulating children, which is disgusting.
	Why do they always look so ugly?
	It's because it's satanic.
	I think we have this video.
	I found a couple Skittle boys on TikTok.
	Where's the video here?
	I'm really high.
	Let's just put this on the screen for a second.
	People say you're not supposed to roast people's physical personalities.
	Go ahead and can we just start this from the beginning and play the audio?
	If it turns out this person is mentally retarded or something and I'm making fun of them, oops, because it kind of sounds like they might have a mental disorder, but here we go.
	Guys, this will probably get me in trouble on TikTok, but I'm in public and really f stone.
	Okay.
	Ma'am, you being high is probably the least problematic thing about you at the moment.
	Okay, I'm like, can we just break down what's happening in this video right now?
	We got like a post Malone lookalike with a buzz head wearing Gunther's collar and also a bull nose ring.
	What?
	Dude, like that's not normal.
	Like I'm sorry, but like I'm not here to just roast people, but I am here to say the truth of like that these people are possessed by demons and influenced by demonic spirits.
	And it's just not normal.
	Like that is not, I'm all about freedom of expression.
	That is an unhappy sick person who like who needs counseling.
	Not the face tats, the the Jimmy Neutron, you know, shaped head.
	The like God knows they're going to need septum surgery.
	They put Coke addicts to shame.
	And then the and then the beat.
	And then like, this is what I love about the, this is what we're going to get into about the corporatization of homosexuals.
	Yeah.
	Is that it's like, oh, I'm such a, I'm such a rebel.
	I'm like so against, you know, capitalism.
	And it's like, I don't know, whatever you are is wearing beats headphones.
	It's like, I think Beats is owned by Apple, which is a trillion dollar corporation that sometimes uses slave labor and overcharges for their products.
	And I buy them because slave labor has apparently produced things I need.
	That'll happen occasionally.
	So, no, okay, I know.
	I know.
	People get so mad when they find out that I love Nike.
	I'd love, I love Nike.
	I'm so sorry.
	Shame.
	Shame.
	You know what?
	It's like people are like, oh, people always tell me, like, oh, you would support those companies?
	I'm like, wait until you find out what your tax dollars are going to.
	Like, I don't know.
	Do you have any idea how this country works?
	It's a hedonistic place.
	It's disgusting.
	No, I mean, that's why we always see liberals out here rocking the Nike, rocking all of these, you know, big corporation type of products that advocate for everything that they're supposedly against.
	I have no idea.
	Yeah.
	And that's what happens is that the whole joke about this, the Skittle month is that the gay people think they're the counterculture now.
	But when the corporations back you is when you should be worried.
	Like when people.
	Wait, I'm sorry.
	I just want to clarify something because I'm a little bit confused.
	So you're telling me that if every single billion dollar corporation, government, and media backs you, you're not the resistance.
	Is that what you're telling me right now?
	I am telling you that if the people who's the greedy capitalists whose only goal is to make money and they don't care about morality, about ethics, they just want to make cash are using your movement as a platform.
	You are probably not counterculture.
	You are probably a part of the problem.
	What?
	Do you know, like, it's like Bank of America, Citibank, and all these people had floats at the last Pride parade that we filmed at.
	And I would just like to say, we'll put links in the description.
	I have filmed at multiple Pride parades and they are epic videos.
	You should see the second one that I filmed at in San Francisco.
	It's a two-part.
	Send the link to it.
	It's called San Francisco Sucks, Part One and Part Two.
	Can I tell you this?
	That I did one in LA, a Pride LA, and I'm so good.
	I can go to those events and I'm just like, I just like put on my, sadly, I don't have to put on a voice.
	It's just how I talk.
	You're just like the resident gay for the day.
	Yeah, but like I disarm them so much.
	I'm like, hey, how are you doing today?
	Like, want to talk about something?
	And then they're like, oh, yeah, this must be like Bravo or something, you know, or like Home and Garden television.
	And then I'm like, then I would just interview them and ask them like horrible questions.
	But I had a video that I filmed at L.A. Pride that is no longer on the Internet because YouTube took it down for hateful content.
	And because because I got who did you expose?
	I was people fingering each other's butts in front of children.
	Stop.
	I'm not joking.
	I am not joking.
	Honestly, Elijah, I like going through YouTube in the late hours of the night and like watching your old work because it does baffle me that these are normal things that do take place at like pride parades and stuff like that.
	And it's just really gross.
	Yeah, it's it's unex the gays get away with stuff that straight people can't get away with.
	Like like not only have I never thought about fingering someone's butt in public, but it's also like the fact that that person isn't in jail and the fact that can we talk about the toxic problem with the LGBTQ community is that the fact that people, not enough people are calling that out.
	That's why I like Chadwick Moore.
	Chadwick Moore is always calling out the gay mafia and he's always like, dude, I'm a New York gay, but this is sick and like this is an adult thing.
	It's not for children.
	And I think that's why people are getting sick of this is because it's not about just being gay and being home and, oh, you're out of the closet and like you feel free to be yourself and like have a boyfriend or something.
	It's like they want to teach your kids how to masturbate and then they want to finger each other's butts in public and then make you accept it.
	That's the problem.
	That's the problem.
	Elijah Schaefer, I'm so glad that you took the week off and the first thing you're talking about is people fingering each other in the butt.
	I will like for sometimes I get scared with this show where like I want to like make it less offensive, but I am so like off with the world right now that I don't care.
	Okay.
	I don't care.
	What's like when we see videos like this come out and we are constantly seeing this push on our children, how can you not be vulgar when discussing these vulgar things?
	Well like look at this.
	There's this meme someone put I didn't make it, but it's like I love this.
	It's like what inspired you to change your logo to the rainbow flag and it's Mr. Krab.
	He's like money because it's it's like they just want to profit off the homos and then they go the thing is is that they go everybody's like oh I'm an ally I want to be your ally.
	I'm so proud to be your ally.
	What the what does that even mean to be an ally?
	Like an ally.
	How do you become an ally?
	You buy gay stuff.
	You watch gay shows which have gay programming.
	You support gay movies.
	Essentially, how to support homosexuals is just giving your money to major corporations who would turn on the gays in a second if that was more profitable.
	And so it's like, it's so funny that like the whole the whole idea of supporting homosexuality has become a monetary game like rigging about just siphoning money from people who want a virtue signal and don't want to look bad.
	And this is my theory of the villain.
	It's like, you know, these companies do not care about gay people.
	They never have.
	They never will.
	They don't even care about their customers.
	And like the straight customers, don't care about anybody.
	They have one idea, and that's making money.
	And if the gays are too stupid to fall for it and their allies, then good.
	Give your money to these companies.
	Waste your dollars.
	I don't care.
	Well, and remember, too, with the LGBT community, it started off with, oh, well, we just want representation because you had made the point about, you know, gay TV shows, gay movies.
	And it was like, oh, we just want representation.
	And now it's like, actually, if you're a straight man and you don't want to date a trans woman who's biologically a male, you're a bigot and you deserve to go to jail for that.
	Yeah, I think we have a video.
	We're going to play that in a second.
	This is not, this is not an ironic video.
	But, you know, I'm not tired of roasting these people.
	And you know what else I'm not tired of?
	Tell us.
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	Wow, that was the most glitched confetti I've ever seen.
	The confetti needs some coffee.
	The confetti needs coffee.
	Go to bagofcoffeecompany.com.
	Use the code SOB.
	Subscribe and see if it gets the double bags so that you don't have the bags under your eyes.
	It's amazing.
	Honestly, the owner is total badass, too.
	I love him.
	Okay, back to the gays.
	Back to the gays.
	Let's talk about the other problem in the gay community.
	It's not just the corporatization and like the way that they fall prey to this.
	It's also this trans stuff, the tea people.
	Yeah.
	Ron DeSantis, do we have that in here?
	Is there an article that was supposed to open up?
	Yes, let me find it.
	Okay.
	Okay, let's go to this.
	Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, celebrated Pride, the first day of Pride, in the most epic way ever.
	He banned transgender from competing in the opposite gender sports.
	Nice.
	Which is, which is good.
	Based.
	Yeah, you can.
	Every time I say based, I just always think of based chickens.
	I'm basing chickens and pulling the liquid out.
	I don't know.
	That'll happen when you're a boomer.
	Yeah.
	It's like, dude, I'm like, yeah, whatever.
	Okay.
	Anyways, Ron DeSantis banned them because this is wrong, right?
	Having women compete against biological men is evil.
	And also, tea people don't exist.
	I'm going to say that.
	The trans identity is not real.
	Controversial, but true.
	It's not a real thing.
	There is no such thing as trans women and trans men.
	There are men who have surgeries that pass as women.
	Blair would be one of them.
	And does a pretty damn good job.
	A lot of you watching this, um, like Blair White, if you didn't know, you could think that Blair White was like just some like e-girl.
	And then you find out that Blair, I don't know what Blair's dead name is.
	It doesn't concern me.
	I don't really care.
	But I also just know Blair was born a man and is still a man biologically.
	But yet at the same time, you can still be friends with somebody that you disagree with their life choices, but you could still say it's not okay for Blair to be competing in sports with another woman.
	It's just not fair.
	Because men just have more muscle density, bone mass, et cetera.
	I think it's the opposite, bone density, muscle mass.
	Yeah, but doing like men have bigger lung capacity, stuff like that.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Well, the NCAA was like, this article from Daily Wire was like, NCAA threats to pull events from states that protect girls' sports to hell with your events.
	This is what we have to do: start wording things this way.
	Kudos to the Daily Wire.
	I don't like Ben Shapiro.
	You guys know that, but I do like Michael Knowles.
	I like Andrew Clavin.
	And I really, and I also, and I also like a lot of their writers.
	I think they're pretty happy.
	And Matt Walsh is such a, such a Chad.
	Honestly, he's a dad, Chad.
	But Daily Wire has really good writers.
	And the way that they word this is like that they're threatening, the NCAA is threatening to pull events from states that protect girls' sports.
	This is how they do it.
	They go, Ron DeSantis, the corporate media is trying to, is fighting against trans rights.
	And they word it like that.
	And we have to take wording back and word it like, no, Ron DeSantis is protecting women.
	You evil piece of shit.
	Don't you, you, you hate women.
	Yeah, you know, it's so funny because like the whole LGBTQ community and like one of their main goals, I truly do feel because I've gone to a lot of these events is to erase women.
	So I think it's so funny when they're like, yeah, yeah, we're pro-woman.
	It's like, really?
	I've walked up to trans women before and I'm like, honest to God, as a woman, you will never know what it's like to have a period when you'll never know what it's like to give birth to a child.
	And I don't care if that's a mean thing to say because biologically it's true.
	And these are a lot of difficult things that women do have to live through.
	And I'm tired of men dressing up as women trying to diminish that, aka Caitlin Jenner.
	First of all, the fact that my producer has like the body of like a 13-year-old.
	I hate you.
	You're like a 13-year-old body frame.
	I literally, I could, I probably could like sit on your shoulder and crack your clavicle.
	So true.
	You people have no clue how much bigger I am than you.
	Really?
	Like you be people, do you know people are shocked all the time when they meet me of how tall I am?
	You know, Elijah is short in per like on camera, but then he, he's like, I'm actually a big, I'm like a unit.
	Like I like to call like the fat chicks.
	Yeah, you're a whole unit.
	I'm 200.
	I'm like, I'm like right now, I'm like 225.
	I'm a 225 pound six foot two guy.
	The point we're trying to make is if me and Elijah competed in basketball, I'd probably take an elbow to the face and be knocked out.
	I'm so big, I even render slower.
	I render slower than her because I have just more like density.
	Yeah, but he banned it.
	It says here, check this out, that Florida Republican governor Ron DeSantis slammed the NCAA during a Fox News interview on Tuesday night that highlighted a bill that DeSantis signed earlier in the day that protected girls' sports in the state.
	Saying, I think that as these bills were going through various legislators, I remember the NCAA put out a statement saying that any state that enacts this, we're not going to hold events there.
	DeSantis said, and so I called the speaker of the house in Florida and I said, did you hear what they said?
	And he's like, yeah, I said, we definitely got to get this done.
	Epic.
	And this is Christy Noam, the governor of South Dakota, reversed her ban on transgender playing in the opposite gender because she was like, well, we don't want to miss opportunities with the NCAA.
	And DeSantis was like, yeah, actually, nobody actually cares.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's really nice to see politicians, like at least one politician who's willing to stand up for a sense of tradition and normality and like actual science and biology.
	John just FaceTimed me right now.
	John, can I just hear your opinion real fast?
	You're on air.
	We're literally literally on air right now.
	Ron DeSantis banning transgenders from playing in female sports and subsequently telling people to hell with the sports thoughts.
	Let's go.
	Yeah, I'll call you later.
	I'm just doing a show.
	Not a big deal.
	No big deal.
	Please.
	Thanks for the cameo, John.
	Okay.
	That was our, we should put guest John Doyle in the title.
	Yeah, we really should.
	Guess John Doyle.
	All right.
	So, but not everybody's happy about that.
	This is not a joke, by the way.
	I was on TikTok, which is the equivalent of being like an internet gynecologist.
	It's like going into like things that you don't want to.
	Literally the proctology of the internet is diving deep into the recesses of gentlemen.
	I found this total flamer, this loser, Skittleboy, who decided, who decided that he was going to make cases for transgenders playing in sports.
	And so I think we have that video is video six.
	Listen to this.
	He makes a defense for transgenders, and let's hear his argument.
	Used to be the fastest girl in Connecticut, but transgender athletes made it unfair.
	Well, you weren't the fastest girl, were you?
	You may have been the fastest turf, but you weren't the fastest girl.
	He's like, oh, just this woman complaining that she used to be the fastest girl in Connecticut, and now she's not because a man beat her in sports.
	She's rightfully upset.
	And he's like, oh, well, now you're not the fastest girl.
	And it's like, that makes no sense.
	It's like, oh, you worked your whole life for your sports career and then a six-foot man who identified as a woman came and beat all of your records.
	Too bad, loser.
	Yeah.
	Honestly, and it's like, feels good.
	Oh, yeah, there he is.
	Oh, yeah.
	So this is, so this is what's funny.
	And like, when you look at him, another, another classic case of, I don't know what gender I am syndrome.
	And to people who think this is a discriminatory show, because I have people tell me that, it's people, people tell me, like, oh, I think you're being discriminatory.
	No, I'm just being brutally honest.
	Yeah.
	Like, these people are mentally ill.
	They're out of control.
	And it's like, and actually, a lot of, I have, like, a lot of you guys are my viewers that are gay and you don't identify in the LGBTQ community.
	There's a big portion of people who have personal choices in their life.
	People have kinks.
	People do things in the sheets.
	They say, right, you want a lady who's holy in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
	So it's like, there ain't nothing weird to me that people do weird things because this is just part of the byproduct of living in a country where people have freedoms to do what they want.
	And also, there's a lot of varying reasons why people live out homosexual lifestyles.
	Sometimes they were molested when they were younger, got confused.
	Sometimes they had same sex experiences when they were younger.
	Sometimes they had trauma with their mother.
	Sometimes they had resentment, I mean, a lack of a father.
	Sometimes they don't even know.
	I mean, some psychologists even have things about, you know, like Freud has weird theories about when you're a baby and things that happen in development.
	Sometimes people think that there's a certain level of like progesterone and hormones in the womb that can cause things.
	Look, I don't, there's just lots of explanations.
	But the point is, is that if you choose to live out a certain way, and I do say choice, because even if it doesn't feel like a choice, I do believe that humans have control over their sexuality.
	I believe that fully.
	I would say you don't have to be that.
	Like, It's like, no, no, you either have to be a normal person or you have to shave your head, shave off your eyebrows, have 10 face tattoos and wear a dog collar.
	There's no in between.
	I'm like not even using the script.
	I'm so stoked to be back.
	I came back so charged that like I we could get a we could get a community guideline strike for this episode for sure.
	Yeah, for sure because we are stating a lot of biological facts today and we're being very politically incorrect.
	If you thought you were talking about the manipulation of language because that's exactly what this is.
	You know, it started off with them being like, oh, you need to use our correct pronouns, blah, blah, blah.
	And it was really that beginning of the manipulation of language that led us to where we are today, where now we have to use people's correct pronouns, where we have all these corporations who are allies to the LGBT community.
	And if you state a biological fact, you're a bigot.
	Yeah, that started off with the manipulation of our language.
	Right.
	No, and it did.
	And it's interesting, though.
	I want to remind you, please, if you make it this far, please, please, please, whatever you're doing, click the link below and leave us a five-star review.
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	These five-star reviews, which we're going to read a couple at the end, are so important to the show.
	You don't understand.
	It really helps us out.
	As you know, we're demonetized everywhere.
	And so your reviews actually are the one thing that advertisers use to know that you like the show so that we keep it running and so that Savannah is able to eat food at night.
	So that's pretty much your review helps keep the show on air.
	Well, it also encourages us a lot.
	Also, the reviews really help me because Elijah just roasts the out of me every day.
	And so when I read your guys's nice comments, it just makes me feel a lot better inside.
	So thank you.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's true.
	If you're a roasted chicken, you'd just be like the little thigh because you're so tiny.
	Thank you.
	Speaking of being base.
	You're the dark meat.
	The healing hemoglobin.
	Okay, so this brings up a great fact.
	Besides, we're not just going to stick on the gay topic.
	We got to bring this into the fact.
	The reason why pride, I think, is problematic is because, oh, and I forgot about this video.
	I just, I had to play it because I was like, you know, if we're moving on, I'm just going to just pop this up and see what happens.
	Hope for the best.
	Please play it, This is what Elijah was doing last weekend, which is why we need to.
	Savannah in the back.
	See you?
	That's actually me at the front.
	Thank you.
	I like the music.
	It's good vibes.
	I'm so sorry to everyone that's not watching this is listening.
	I think these are lady boys without their wigs on.
	Okay, just take it off.
	Take it off.
	Wait, Smash your pass.
	I don't even know why we put that in the script Why didn't we put that in the script?
	You sent me weird stuff and I just put it in there.
	Oh, I think, okay, let me just pretend like I am going to make a point here.
	Okay, okay.
	So my point is, is that for you to say that people should have the legal right to do this, at one point, I'm like, yeah, I understand where you're coming from.
	People should allow to be weird.
	But the reason why I become more problematic with this community is simply the fact that then this is pushed on us to accept as normal.
	And the point is, is that I can't say, like, I can't say that 13% of the population without getting banned on TikTok.
	But you can do this on TikTok and you'll get put on the for you page.
	And that's my point is that like they, they, they, it's one thing to be like, you should allow degeneracy or be okay with people doing weird don't agree with that.
	That's gross.
	But then in a culture where they say that normal things like promoting heterosexuality and straightness is white supremacy and evil and this is good.
	That's not true.
	And the government is, is, is, you know, anything that the government's pushing is usually bad.
	They push foreign wars that we shouldn't be involved in.
	They're pushing state-enforced homosexuality.
	Kiss out to Sam Hyde.
	I love you.
	I've invited Sam Hyde on the show multiple times and he's declined.
	Please, Sam Hyde, I will fly you to Texas.
	Literally, I think, I think I'm, I'm not confirmed, but I think Alex Jones is coming on the show soon.
	If I could get Sam Hyde and Alex Jones on the same show, yes, please.
	Anyway, moving forward, the government's mad about people who resist this.
	That's why they're mad when you call it out.
	They're mad when someone just straight up goes, this isn't normal.
	This is gross.
	They were also mad with Ron DeSantis about, remember, when he didn't shut down his state.
	Yeah.
	The Fauci's emails got released.
	Fauci was upset with DeSantis for not walking down Florida.
	Through the Freedom of Information Act, we were able to acquire Dr. Fauci's emails, who has been crazy.
	This is from Ian Miles Chong, a foreign reporter from Malaysia, who writes for the Canadian outlet, The Post-Millennial.
	And he focuses on American politics, I think.
	And he got this email, right?
	That's from Anthony Fauci.
	And it's like, Dougs, thanks for the notes.
	I have pushed hard on PPEs.
	And you may know the POTUS has involved the Department of Defense to provide 5 million N95s.
	Hopefully that will alleviate at least a portion of the PPE shortage regarding the bars and beaches.
	I have been screaming on TV two to five times per night to tell the younger generations to start taking this seriously.
	I am very surprised that Governor DeSantis has not completely closed the bars, even if they serve food, takeout only.
	I'll bring this up at the task force meeting tomorrow.
	Please take care of yourself.
	You are an indisposable frontline warrior.
	Best regards, Tony.
	So Tony, the Fauci, Fauci ouchy jabber, the one who offered you cheeseburgers and millions of dollars to put that stuff in your body.
	Even though like 78% of COVID hospitalizations are because of obesity, right?
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Dr. Fauci, who's writing a book, also we found out on his emails that he admitted that masks didn't work.
	Do you know about that one?
	I do.
	Oh, and did you also know that his book actually got scrubbed from Amazon because there was so much backlash?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So Dr. Fauci admitted that the masks didn't work in emails.
	Oops.
	Oops.
	I've been saying that.
	Also, I really hope you don't get the vaccine.
	If you want to get it, get it.
	Like I tell people, if you want to get anything, do whatever you want.
	But I really, to my audience, I hope you don't get it.
	I don't think it's, I don't think it's a good thing to get.
	I don't think that there's been enough long-term studies.
	I would never encourage my audience to do something unhealthy like that.
	And I just wouldn't.
	And I am blown away by people who call themselves conservatives and free thinkers who are going out there, especially young women, when we know there's a lot of issues that are arising from the vaccine that I can't say specifically because I don't want to provide medical misinformation, but I can just say accounts of my friends who have had problems.
	I've had friends get really sick.
	One friend suffer with paralysis.
	I've had another friend that got like really bleeding, vomiting, and issues.
	I've had friends that have issues with their menstrual cycle.
	Another friend who was off their period for 12 years that went through menopause that has now restarted, non-stop bleeding.
	So you can call me medical misinformation, YouTube.
	These are just my friends' stories.
	They're anecdotes.
	So you could, maybe they're lying.
	Maybe they're all lying.
	And maybe I maybe I don't have a ton of people who have medical complications from this, but I do have friends who've had medical complications directly related to the vaccine.
	And those are my friends.
	Now, I know that's, those are the only like six people in America.
	So I would never disparage the vaccine.
	But just when I'm having friends having medical problems from it, I've decided objectively to tell my audience that if you were wise, you probably would not get it.
	But I would never tell you that, like, don't get it specifically because that's medical misinformation because it's the safest thing on the market.
	And it's so safe.
	It's so safe.
	It's so epic that it's that it's just, yeah, we love them.
	Yeah, it's so safe that the government is offering you millions of dollars.
	Millions of dollars to take it.
	And cheeseburgers.
	Holy shit.
	Free baseball tickets.
	I am not taking that.
	Oh my gosh.
	I will go put those boys up on the screen.
	I will dance with these boys before I take the vaccine.
	That is literally a live picture of the vaccine entering your bloodstream.
	Yeah.
	It's like the vaccine and every coffee you drink this morning.
	You're just chilling in your soul.
	Everybody who took the vaccine 10 years from now, it's them.
	You go to a club.
	It's like, yeah, oh, you took Moderna.
	Oh, I took it.
	John Johnson.
	Hey.
	No, but you know, we're finding out that Fauci did lie.
	And what's interesting is, I need to find something.
	Give me one second here.
	Dude, I love it.
	All the boomerang conservatives who are like, Fraud G is a liar.
	It's been exposed.
	And it's like, yeah.
	Yeah, check this out.
	To back up my claim, another one of Fauci's emails who was condemning DeSantis.
	Dr. Fauci, the typical mask you buy is this quote: the typical mask that you buy in a drugstore is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material.
	Dude, I've been telling people that masks are not effective in combating coronavirus for a while, but Dr. Fauci said it first.
	And then YouTube was like, oh, it's medical misinformation.
	Masks do work.
	And I said, yeah, some masks do work.
	That's true.
	Actually, they do.
	They're just not the ones people are wearing.
	And that's what I'm saying is that there are some masks that can prevent viral transmission.
	That is true.
	That is a 100% objective fact.
	But is it these cheap little paper ones that people are wearing?
	Well, and my favorite way to be real here.
	My favorite way to think about this, and you have what your degree in like microbiology, right?
	It's actually even better than that.
	Molecular biology.
	I did a lot of microbiology.
	Hey, I get it.
	No, no, but I mean, it's even, no, no, no, it's even better because it's like literally like the idea of molecular physics of like how something might transport is something I actually know, which is not common knowledge.
	No, but those do not.
	My favorite part about all of this is one, you have that background.
	And two, I like to think about the face masks in the sense of when you're dealing with like biohazardous materials and viruses, do you think that people in science labs are walking around in little surgical masks from Dollar General?
	No, bro.
	They're like in a whole biohazard suit that's airtight.
	And so we're like, oh, deadliest virus in history.
	Please make sure to wear your surgical face mask that I touched and was out in open air and was also touched by three other people.
	Yeah, please put it on your face.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, I know.
	And like, it's just been such a lie from the beginning.
	We also have this from the emails, which I'm not going to get into from Zero Hedge, that emails show that researchers, researchers who funded the Wuhan lab admits manipulating coronaviruses for gain of function and then thanked Fauci for dismissing the Wuhan lab link theory.
	Remember on YouTube right now, it is against their guidelines to suggest that the coronavirus is a bioweapon and perhaps was designed by men in a lab.
	That's against the terms of service.
	Dr. Fauci admits to what is against the rules.
	The tech companies are working to promote things that will make you unhealthy, leave you sexually confused, will harm your body.
	And then the people who speak the truth are called bigoted and hateful and liars.
	And those who proclaim justice and righteousness are called evil in the world.
	You know what I have to say to you?
	Thank you for that.
	Honestly, I don't care.
	Delete this video.
	Let's have fun with you.
	Honestly.
	Can I just say though, Elijah, it's just really baffling to me that, you know, the 22-year-old fact checker with a media degree is not the person we should be listening to in regards to what's happening with COVID-19.
	You want us to listen to the actual microbiologists and Chinese scientists who were working in the labs?
	I think the 22-year-old fact checker is much more credible.
	Yeah, we're going to talk about this.
	The problems are getting worse.
	It's not just the state-enforced homosexuality.
	It's not the Skittle people companies.
	It's not just this.
	Joe Biden is just, I have nothing to say.
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	Okay.
	So we have all this going on.
	The world is completely lost to the devil.
	It's...
	People are...
	Can you put that person back on the screen with the nose ring?
	I sure can.
	People look like this.
	And we have companies telling kids to touch their pee-pees, which is really disturbing.
	We have minor attracted people.
	We have a pipeline getting attacked.
	We also have this.
	Did you guys not know about this?
	This is little known.
	The media is covering this one up.
	The largest meat producer is getting back online after a cyber attack.
	It was hacked.
	That provides, I believe they're saying up to like 40% of the world's beef.
	The world's largest meat processing company has resumed most production after a weekend of cyber attacks, but experts say the vulnerabilities exposed by this attack and others are far from resolved.
	JBS notified the federal government that ransom demand came from ransomware gang Revil, which is believed to operate in Russia, according to a person familiar with the situation.
	And they were able to actually hack and shut down production of a large portion of our meat in our country.
	And so you're looking at all this and you're going, we need a leader.
	Would one of you, would somebody in this world step up and stop being a little?
	And it's like, okay, president, please to our president, let me know with all the problems that you at least are on board and know what's happening in this country right now.
	Please be honest about the threats that are facing us, the depravity, the degradation of our society, of our children falling apart.
	We're losing our meat.
	We don't have burgers.
	Okay, Biden.
	That's the final straw.
	Not the kids, the burgers.
	Take away our beef.
	Take away our rights.
	Biden, go ahead and let me know the greatest threat.
	Let's go ahead and let's cue that.
	The video seven.
	Let's see what Joe Biden says is the greatest threat.
	The joint session of Congress, according to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today.
	Not ISIS, not Al-Qaeda, white supremacist.
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	What the hell is wrong with you?
	White supremacy.
	I'm into it.
	I'm, I was, I told the CEO of our company, Tyler Cardin.
	I was like, I was like, I'm becoming a left-wing accelerationist.
	And he was like, please don't.
	And I said, no, like, I'm sorry to encourage this stuff.
	Like, I'm telling people, yes, white supremacy is the issue.
	I said, I said, think about this.
	You know what?
	All the white neighborhoods you go into.
	Very dangerous.
	I just moved to a white, a very white city here.
	I moved away from you.
	We used to be neighbors.
	We did.
	And I moved to a very white city.
	Not because it was white.
	I just did.
	And I got to tell you, you know, the prices must be really high in the neighborhood because of the high crime rates.
	You know, the dangers there.
	That's what I'm thinking.
	I'm thinking the reason why it was so beautiful and nice and the rent was so high and there was no homes you could even buy.
	They were taken off within a day of being listed is probably because of the threat that the white people there pose to incoming residents.
	You pulled up Patrice Coolers and you're really just trying to research white supremacy and their neighborhoods and actions.
	Yeah.
	So that's what you're thankful for your contribution to society, really.
	Also, white culture talk about toxic talks about toxicity, brunch, white claws, white claws, shorts above the knee.
	I mean, sunscreen everywhere because no one can get a tan.
	White boy Q3.
	Do you know?
	Okay.
	Oh, white boy Q3.
	We're going to talk about that in a future episode.
	I want to get into that on Thursday on Fridays.
	Keep being inclusive with your language, by the way.
	White Boy Summer.
	I mean, white people are wild and out.
	Always.
	White people are wild and out.
	And it is true.
	They are a threat.
	But it's like in the midst of all of this, this is what is going on.
	And I think I have a tweet.
	Let me see if I can bring this up here.
	Give me a second.
	Meanwhile, I'm not going to play the video.
	Black Panthers, black supremacists are literally getting together with guns and flag jackets, saying things like we will kill everything white in sight.
	Yeah.
	Do you have that video?
	Yeah.
	All right, let's play it.
	Let's play it.
	All right, cut that.
	Well, it's a good thing we're worried about white people because the good thing black people ain't wild and out because that would suck.
	And you know what?
	Before we get off this video, too, Mike Cernovich made a really great point that the FBI is not going to try to identify anybody in this video because all of our energy and resources are being used to identify grandmas that went to the Capitol on January 6th.
	Yes.
	And on that note, guys, that is my opinion.
	We're going to keep this going.
	It's a Pride Month.
	We're going to roast the Skittles all year round.
	We might even do some giveaways.
	I got to say a huge shout out to that.
	Just so you know, I did not forget about the Diversity Coalition.
	So if you know that we had the guy, can you pick him up?
	I'm sorry, we haven't had a new one this month.
	We'll have a new person this month.
	This was our guy from last month.
	This was White.
	Our BLM protest.
	Yeah, this was a white guy who attends a mostly peaceful protest.
	You guys voted on the name.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't pick the name yet because I'm just behind.
	As you know, I got transition surgery.
	This is what Elijah looked like last week.
	Yeah, I got transition.
	I got sex reassignment surgery and then I got detransition surgery.
	And then now I'm back here.
	And so I just forgot.
	And I've been on drugs and stuff for honestly, like on a lot of drugs from that surgery.
	Really truthful statement.
	Which one's the real Elijah?
	My whole head is like swollen to this day.
	It's really bad.
	But we're going to vote on him and I'll bring in a new person starting probably at the end of this week or next week.
	But please give your vote.
	The diversity coalition is growing.
	We are grateful for all of you guys who have continued to vote.
	Please vote for his name.
	We will announce that.
	Also, please don't forget to support us at blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
	You guys, when you be fighting censorship, like I said, it's like, I'm always trying to figure out ways to keep the show on the air and to keep the fan stuff.
	And it's like, I'm doing it, and I'm grateful for you guys.
	It's really awesome.
	You guys support the advertisers and stuff.
	But also, too, just getting a subscription, supporting Blaze, letting them know that you want us.
	It's awesome.
	You would be surprised.
	Your support at Blaze has been so epic that they've even greenlit one of my dream projects.
	And some other things too.
	And they might even give Savannah some more things she wants to do too.
	So thank you guys because we can probably expand and do some better stuff.
	It's just in the works.
	It is happening.
	It's just this stuff is very expensive and takes a lot of time.
	More importantly, in Joe Biden's America, rice is really expensive now.
	So please go subscribe to Blazetv.com slash Elijah.
	So paycheck.
	Thank you.
	As they say, Ching Chong, something wong.
	The rice is not all right.
	Not the rice.
	As we said at the end, we always read reviews from you guys if you guys want, if you guys leave reviews.
	We have two reviews here.
	Thank you guys for leaving them from Traverse Trav3C.
	Traversey.
	Five-star pod.
	Like American values, like standing firm in what you believe, like being a sim for Sav.
	Never be a sim for Sav is one of my rules.
	Then you will love Slightly Offensive.
	Period.
	Greatest podcast.
	Great stories.
	Eli is brave and beautiful with a laughing face.
	Thank you for finally.
	I'm not the only.
	You know what?
	Finally, somebody sees.
	Men need one compliment a year.
	What?
	Men need one.
	Think about this.
	My wife, unironically, sees me naked and likes it.
	Oh, no.
	Pay her more.
	Buy her more things.
	I also grew a mustache out for you because I got.
	Did you notice?
	Anyone notice the mustache?
	Okay.
	So subtle.
	So another review is from HR Machinist89.
	I hope these are not like dog whistles.
	I actually hope they are.
	If you guys are epic like that, thank you.
	My top three.
	I love this show.
	I get my news from podcasts because I don't trust the mass media period.
	And this is one of my favorite.
	You all tell it like it is, and I love it.
	I listen every day and depend on y'all for news and facts that can't be found elsewhere.
	Thanks, guys.
	Which is amazing since only two of these come out per week.
	How you listen to these every day, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But good news is soon you will be able to listen to me every day.
	That's actually a truthful statement.
	And this show's not going away either.
	I'm just going to, God's been good.
	And maybe I can finally, you know, I don't know.
	More confetti of color.
	Yeah, maybe we could probably get 12K graphics.
	Because 8K, dude, we, so if you want to know why the show looks like this, like glitchy, this show's on run on such a low budget.
	Like you have no idea.
	Like, look at this.
	Like, this light is like, it's like a stick.
	It's a stick.
	This is just a stick we found out in nature.
	Like, like, this is like a stick.
	And, like, you don't, you don't even want to know how this shows run.
	But we also, like, something's broke in our computer and we can't find the parts because of, apparently, because of Bitcoin miners took all the parts.
	So our computer's running at like half speed.
	Our tri-country.
	Damn you, Elon.
	All right.
	So anyway.
	Anyway.
	Thank you guys so much again for watching Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
	We have Confetti of Color.
	We always give you 8K graphics.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	You're top 17 hosts.
	Please don't forget to follow Savannah and I on social media.
	The links are in the description.
	You can follow us.
	I encourage you to follow our show's Instagram.
	It actually is pretty epic.
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	Also, if you happen to be on Twitter or Gab, follow us there as well.
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	Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.

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