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ANTIFA Tried To KILL My Friend | Ep 159

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elijah schaffer
Antifa and BLM are back on the attack in Portland and in Minneapolis.
Feels like a flashback to 2020.
Some things really haven't changed, but the victims are still here and apparently they're being blamed now.
If you can go to my screen, Savannah, Andy No, journalist, writer, author, actually, acclaimed author, was documenting Portland Antifa at one of their nightly riots at the Justice Center, where he was brutally attacked to the point where they actually tried to kill him.
So it appears that the mostly peaceful protesters and rioters are at their same antics.
And it's not just in Portland, actually.
It's not just in Portland.
Just last night, over the night, the riots continued in the Midwest over a shooting of a man named Winston Smith, whose name is relevant.
Why, Savannah?
savanah hernandez
His name is relevant because that's also the name of the main character of the book, 1984.
So really interesting coincidence there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, this is not going to stop.
Meanwhile, we have the FBI saying that white supremacy is the ultimate threat to society.
We're going to break down the attack on Andy No, the controversy surrounding him and Tim Poole, and of course myself, Laura Logan from Fox News.
We're also going to talk about the riots that happened last night, which feel like they happen every night here on slightly offensive.
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Okay, so let's start.
This is going to be hardware to start because this honestly pisses me off.
I like Andy.
I just mentioned last episode, I only like a few gays.
One of you told me, I forgot to mention Dave Rubin, and I've told you on the show, Dave Rubin isn't actually gay.
So there's that.
Andy is gay and he's really soft-spoken.
And he's a second-generation immigrant whose parents fled communism.
Let's get on the cultural Marxist bandwagon.
And he has had to flee as a political refugee to England, actually, due to constant targeting, harassment, and at his parents' homes, who are political refugees from Vietnam.
While he was discreetly documenting some of the riots that were going on inside of Portland, the nightly riots that are being allowed by the district attorney, he was brutally assaulted.
Let's go ahead and play this video from the beginning where he had to flee into the Nines Hotel, a five-star hotel that I've actually been to, where I believe the Denver Nuggets were staying at.
I might be wrong at the same time.
And I'm going to explain to you some terrible stuff and break down the story, but look at this.
Look at how scared Andy is.
I mean, this is somebody who's afraid for his life.
unidentified
No.
Okay, Holocaust denying Barrett.
I can't wait for you to come out, Andy.
You thought the milkshakes were bad last time.
We're going to beat the fuck out of you, bitch.
Y'all, Andy No is here at the Nines Hotel.
Andy knows inside the hotel called the cops on everyone saying that he's going to get killed out here at the Nines Hotel right here by Tyner Square.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Andy No, Andy No is fabricating that people are going to kill him when you just said you thought the milkshakes were bad.
We're going to you up or whatever.
savanah hernandez
They're literally in this video like, oh, Andy No is calling the police saying we're trying to attack him.
And then in the same breath, they're like, you thought the milkshakes are bad.
We're going to f you up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
First F-bomb by Savannah on the show.
Great, great insert.
Andy No was attacked.
I couldn't get a hold of him for quite a while.
Him and I are actually very good friends.
I really like him a lot.
He does great work exposing Antifa.
And I couldn't get a hold of him.
And it turned out that he did get jumped.
He was greatly wounded.
And he was going to make a press statement.
So I want to get into this press statement and I want to talk to you about some of the responses to it and the controversy.
And if you're watching this or if you're one of our blind viewers and you're listening, we need to talk about this because there's been this shift in the riot discussion to beginning to blame the people documenting the riots as the problem rather than blaming the people rioting and the cities that are allowing them to be released because the police don't stop them because the police are getting tired of capturing people and them just getting released the same day.
So let's get into the statement.
So Andy No wrote on Twitter an official statement that on May 28th, 2021, no journalist in America should ever face violence for doing his or her job.
Yet on Friday, May 28th, Antifa tried to kill me again while I was reporting on the ongoing protests and riots in Portland, Oregon for a new chapter of my book, Unmasked Inside Antifa's Radical Plan to Destroy America.
I was chased, attacked, and beaten by a masked mob, banged for my blood.
Had I not been able to shelter wounded and bleeding inside a hotel while they beat the doors and windows like animals.
Let's go ahead and let's play that clip one more time.
The one from the intro clip from the very beginning.
Let's keep that on the screen here.
No doubt in my mind, I would not have been here today.
Their words and their actions speak for themselves.
Let's put the audio up just so you can hear the violence and the aggression.
I mean, to be fair, the guy in the wheelchair, I would tip him.
I would just take my foot and I would knock him over like a little domino.
unidentified
Definitely still adding to the aggression, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's Dustin Wheels.
Look at this.
And they're trying to break into the Nines Hotel.
I just want to clarify.
This is the Rodeo Drive district of Portland.
Portland used to be a beautiful and wonderful city.
This is a very, the Nines Hotel, I'll admit, sometimes I'm a little bougie.
No, I'm just kidding.
I didn't pay for it.
Somebody, a viewer of the show who's awesome, who I can't say their name, that's a Portland resident, often put me up in this hotel when I was capturing there.
Super unnecessary to put me in a five-star hotel, but you guys are so cool the way that you've supported the show.
I really appreciate it, and I appreciate her support as well.
It's a beautiful hotel.
They're trying to break in.
Now, if you go back to my screen, he says, to the people doubting his claim that he would have been killed, he says, no doubt in my mind, I would not be here today.
Their words, like their actions, speak for themselves.
And he posts the evidence.
You know, looks like meat is back on the menu when it comes to pictures of Andy.
Don't worry about martyrs being created from cancel culture.
Andy No needs to go one way or another.
Andy No is in the Nines Hotel right effing now.
They never really finish the Andy No problem effectively like they should.
So calls for violence on Twitter could be predicated as just being empty space.
And I get that, Sav, especially when people say, oh, well, maybe Andy is over-exaggerating this situation because, like, as you've known, people have sent a lot of death threats to us.
The show gets a lot of problematic things on Twitter.
Twitter's not real life.
But he says, Antifa wants me dead because I document what they want to stay hidden.
The truth is the greatest threat of all.
And he goes down to show that another Asian that they attacked, this is actually a leftist documentarian that is on their side and follows their guidelines.
They thought he was, they might have thought he was Andy No.
I don't know the exact correlation.
I remember when they beat him up.
Again, leftists attacking Asians.
Right?
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
We have a lot of young people attacking Asians around the country recently.
savanah hernandez
Not a youth screen.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a lot of youths.
Now, let's get into the yikes.
All right.
John Hacker.
unidentified
Holy shh.
elijah schaffer
The name of our new diversity coalition member, John Hacker, who had no correlation to each other.
savanah hernandez
No correlation.
elijah schaffer
Because I think John Hacker's name is spelled J-O-H-N, and our diversity coalition new member's name is John Hacker with no H.
savanah hernandez
Okay, gotcha.
Just for that differential.
elijah schaffer
John without an H, Hacker.
savanah hernandez
Okay, that's his new name.
elijah schaffer
And if they were the same name and there was correlation, that would make us, that would be disgustingly discriminatory, and I wouldn't do that.
Well, John Hacker, who's tried, who's doxxed me at events and tried to get me killed as well.
He, shortly before midnight, apparently he was the one who assaulted him back in 2019, is the one who identified him.
Now, this is John Hacker to clarify, the Antifa doxer.
He's the one who helps identify people on the field in Portland.
And just to show you, like, I don't know what.
unidentified
I don't know what to say right now.
elijah schaffer
I would never laugh at these kinds of things.
Very serious guy.
It's not, and I'm not laughing.
I just, they always look, they would just look like not normal.
And I know it's like he probably got burned or something.
I'm not making fun of burn victims.
And I've met John, and actually we've had a lot of amazing conversations about things other than when he's trying to get me killed.
savanah hernandez
Killed, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But they just, they just, they look like this.
They always look like this, unmasked.
They never look like nice, normal people.
There's just something.
I know he can't help this, but I just, it just makes so much more sense.
Anyways, that's not the point of the story.
I just have to point the fact that Antifa are not normal looking people and that you can tell a lot by a person by how they look.
And that's why I judge appearances because you should judge books by their covers because oftentimes books with cool covers actually are pretty good.
That's a true story.
Very true.
So they were trying to attack him.
And you can see here pictures where they actually assaulted him and brought him to the ground.
And in this attack that happened on him, you know, I think we went to the, we already saw the images.
There's a video.
Okay.
They've been trying to post pictures regularly to just, I don't know, take them at their word.
Murder Andy No.
savanah hernandez
This is such a common thing to see when you're in Portland.
Like stickers, they have sticker packs to kill Andy No.
They have graffiti.
They have signs.
They have t-shirts.
You know, take your pick.
Like the kill Andy No movement in Portland is one that they have actually been capitalizing off of because that's how many people have been trying to do this for so long.
elijah schaffer
Dude, is that the Canum, the Kill Andy No movement?
So Andy, first of all, good job.
I think he's lost some weight.
Congratulations.
That's good to see.
unidentified
That's what you're taking away from those photos, yes.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's good because I know Andy was and he's been attacked and hurt really badly by these people.
So what's interesting about this is if you remember the hit piece that came out from what's that shitty blog thing?
savanah hernandez
The intercept?
elijah schaffer
The intercept, yeah.
From the intercept, who actually has apparently a huge readership.
unidentified
Apparently so.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Of like mentally retarded people, apparently, that watch and consume.
They were saying that the problem with the riots comes from the people who capture the video.
There's a line in the video where they were like, when you see the evidence and the facts, you have to question who's the one behind the camera.
So the blame has become that journalists and people filming terrorism are the terrorists for filming the terrorists.
Now, this preludes an official release by a Harvard professor who wrote a hit piece about me specifically talking about how my videos were influentially causing the 2020 BLM riots, that as I documented them and put them on Twitter, that it was leading to copycats, sort of like with mass murderers.
And they literally tried to pin the BLM riots on me and Andy No.
It was literally both of us.
And they said that like our coverage of riots is what did this.
Now, a lot of people have started covering riots after the fact, right?
Kalen and Jorge and Julio and stuff.
Andy No has been covering Antifa and riots probably before everyone that is currently on the show.
savanah hernandez
It's one of the originals who is really exposing Antifa.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I started covering riots back in 2018.
So it's been over three years since I started covering riots.
savanah hernandez
Congratulations.
elijah schaffer
No, that's not a good thing, Savannah.
It's been three years since riots have been enough of a subject matter for me to make an entire career out of it.
And might I remind our audience?
unidentified
I'm like, congratulations.
savanah hernandez
To pay for your bread.
elijah schaffer
No one knows her.
No one even wants to give a shout out to her.
Show them your hoop earrings and your fit brought to you by the riots.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is a problem.
The problem is coming from the fact that riots are being normalized and that violence has become a staple of our culture.
I'm going to go to something I don't need to see about this.
unidentified
So Tim Poole.
elijah schaffer
Let's talk about Tim Poole.
savanah hernandez
Let's talk about his response to Andy.
elijah schaffer
First of all, I always like to predicate friends by saying that they're friends.
Like the other day, I criticized Turning Point USA for platforming Tommy Laren at the Young Women's Leadership Conference because Tommy Larin believes in promiscuity and murdering young babies.
She believes she's a baby murderer and she thinks that it's okay to go around and have sex and that your sexual freedom as a woman is valued more than the life of your child as a result of it.
And she thinks that that's empowering.
I think it's disgusting.
And Tommy Laren also supports transgender women, which we've talked about in the last episode, is not even a real thing.
So Tommy Laren is a liberal who believes in immorality and I think is a bad example to women.
Attractive.
But that's always the psyop with women.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, and you know, we've talked about too, a lot how conservatism has gotten to where it is.
And it's because we do have, like you said, a lot of liberal people who are fronting as conservatives, who have infiltrated our movement and are now bringing in these ideologies that are they're, they're saying are conservative and they're not.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and like me, i'm not even a conservative.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, people always identify.
elijah schaffer
People, always tell me, people always tell me oh Elijah's, not a conservative, i'm actually not.
Thank you for noticing correct fact check, fact check, like they was like you're not a real conservative and I was like I know.
savanah hernandez
No, I was waiting for you to say fact check true, because you're verified.
Fact check, fact check, true.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
elijah schaffer
I think you would just call me probably like hardline right, that's probably what I would just call myself uh, but I understand that, like you know, it's touchy because I love Charlie Kirk.
I know people don't I like Charlie.
Yeah, I like Turning Point USA, people don't, I like it.
And I know that it gets touchy when you criticize people that you like, because people can take things personally.
Yeah, and I know that because it could.
It could come across like this, and I know that people in the public eye get a lot of unfair criticisms.
It's a true statement.
People always have an opinion.
Bro Jack Murphy put up a picture of a Maserati that he was driving at his on his vacation and like the comments are, like bro, that's not a real sports car, dude you that, that's a sports car for men who don't know sports cars.
It's like bro.
Okay congrats, Jack.
I'm glad your successes allow you to afford that.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, you really can't do anything in this space.
You really can't do anything as like an influencer or someone with a platform without making somebody mad, no matter what it is.
Again, you could go to Chick-fil-a and piss somebody off for eating Chick-fil-a, right.
elijah schaffer
And so this is what happens, is Andy No, Is is attacked, and so Tim Pool quote tweets him and is, like what purpose was served by trying to infiltrate Antifa?
Some journalists can't cover certain topics.
Women were barred from reporting from uh to I forgot how to pronounce it to here by some outlets due to violence against women specifically.
This was pointless and unbelievably stupid.
Andy, going Into the fray with no security and no plan, is not reporting.
It's tribal spectacle.
I was barred from reporting places and I refuse to support journalists purposely escalating risk and danger.
Okay, so two things.
Number one, Tim Poole is a friend of mine.
I respect him a lot and I like his show.
Number two, his entire staff are friends and we're on a friendly basis.
And I have actually called and spoken to them about this.
And I'm not someone who just blasts things online.
I actually talk to people personally, including I spoke to Turning Point about that, about my issues.
Because I'm unlike people who just bitch and complain online, I understand that we are really trying to come to conclusions here.
And if Andy No really is what he's doing is hurting the movement rather than helping the truth, then let's understand this.
Let's also not forget that Andy No is not a conservative.
Andy No is a Portland liberal.
Andy No's gay.
Like Andy No's from Portland.
savanah hernandez
Well, and I mean, even political leanings aside, how have we gotten to the point in America where one, it's now so dangerous for journalists to report that we are now blaming the journalists when they experience violence, not the domestic terrorist groups that are running rampant.
This is kind of like having a Chinese whistleblower who gets disappeared by China and then blaming the whistleblower for exposing the atrocities in that, you know, in that area.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And so what I want to point out is that, look, my friend, Aldo, he agreed with Tim.
I disagreed with Tim.
I wrote something important.
I said, which, by the way, I'm just going to point this out.
The original post has 1,800 likes and my response is 2,600.
But there you go.
That's not important.
I'm just saying that clearly the consensus was more in my direction.
That doesn't mean that I'm right.
And I would like to know your thoughts in the comments on who you think is correct here because I'm okay if I'm wrong.
But I'm like, look, I have a hard time reporting for similar reasons.
It's dangerous.
I've been jumped multiple times and worse.
I still do it.
Nobody tries to get hurt.
Because he's saying it's like spectacle, like as if like, oh, what, like, what he was doing?
Like, he didn't bring security.
savanah hernandez
Like, hey, he's like, you're out the streets of Portland going, I'm Andy No, and like trying to get.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've been like, oh, look at me, you know?
It's like, it's really trauma.
I said, it's really traumatizing.
And the people don't understand that.
I just had surgery.
I have, I have a surgery coming up to reconstruct my lip.
I have no nerves in the whole side of my face here.
Water drips out of my mouth sometimes and I drink still from getting my lips, my lips split open.
I mean, I would like to blame my the fact that I'm just like a little bit retarded on the fact that Antifa split open the back of my skull with brass knuckles, gave me a bad concussion.
But I think that's mostly probably due to a combination of substance abuse as in developmental years.
Like probably just using computer cleaner when I was in high school probably did that.
Anyway, I was like accusing Andy of reality TV spectacle.
Like, what the F?
Like, meaning it's one thing to say, you know, to Andy, hey, you're kind of getting too big.
And I don't think you can do guerrilla journalism.
The risk is too high.
If you continue to do this, it becomes about you and not about the journalism.
You need to hire somebody else to do this work for you.
But then accusing it of like, dude, you're just like doing this for stardom to me is weird simply because I know Tim Poole probably knows Andy No personally.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it seems weird to take this stance.
So, you know, I think, let me go back here.
I think, yeah, so I also wrote this.
I said, what purpose was served like in him going out and documenting Antifa?
He's an active journalist and an author documenting activities of Antifa activists on public property.
That's his job.
He was discreet and document, simply documenting.
A physical presence does not equate agitation.
They targeted him and that's tribal spectacle.
Like I don't think that Andy intended this.
And also I want to point out from somebody's on the field, because I know that I respect Tim's work, especially.
He did work, I think, in Sweden.
He did work at the Occupy Wall Street protest.
But Tim has not been out on the field in a very long time.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
From my understanding, for the very reasons that he's accused, what he's saying to Andy is that he's too big of a target.
But also, to be fair, in a time where you have masks, there are ways to go undercover and still do things.
And I would say that there's a lot of high-profile people who still do journalism because they might just be willing to assume the risk.
It's called bravery.
And it's not that you can't assume someone because they're high-profile has to just stop doing work.
They just may not be able to move their profile.
I might remind you that John Hacker came out and ripped the mask of Andy off and they identified him.
They attacked him and assaulted him.
Andy was doing a good job.
And they targeted him like they hunted him down.
And that's not, and so what do, and that's Andy's fault because he got hunted?
savanah hernandez
And Elijah, I want to talk about this too because this is actually something that's happened to both of us, to several of our friends.
Do you remember when we were in Washington, D.C. in the middle of an Antifa march and we had to leave because people were circulating rumors throughout the entire crowd about how they were looking for you to murder you?
elijah schaffer
An assassin.
No, it was a the FBI said it was a credible assassination attempt.
savanah hernandez
And we literally had to leave.
We were like doing a live hit on Glenn's show and we were like, we have to leave because there's credible assassination attempts on Elijah.
I have been found out by Antifa and they mobbed me, attacked me, did the exact same thing to me.
And so when I read this, you know, statement from Andy, the first thing that I felt was just like really sad that again, we're blaming Andy when his life work is exposing Antifa.
And yes, I understand the angle that Tim is coming from where it's like, okay, for example, I haven't gone back out and reported on Austin Antifa because I don't want to get beat up again.
And if I do go back out, I would take a security guard.
elijah schaffer
Where have I been since January 6th?
savanah hernandez
Exactly.
But does that mean that it's okay for people to attack us because we're journalists doing our job and it's our fault if we get attacked for going and exposing the domestic terrorism that no mainstream media even touched last year?
Remember, CNN.
Oh, yeah, this is a peaceful riot behind us.
They refused to touch any of the subject matter that we went and put our lives on the line for that Tim Pole plays on his show.
Who do you think gets that footage?
The same people that he is saying are responsible for getting attacked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and why do you think that they become high profile?
Because very few people will actually do it.
savanah hernandez
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
So they become elevated because it's actually dangerous work.
And I want to talk more about that.
But I'm going to tell you, it's not just people attacking us of why I haven't been out the field.
You guys know I haven't been out in the field because of my problem with the feds and also a new project that I'm working on.
I will be back out.
I just have had problems.
And that's the truth.
The feds are stealing your information.
They're after you.
Private companies are stealing your information.
It's absolutely insane.
And this is why I tell you about why I use StartMail.
They keep my emails private, period.
Guys, I can't text people anymore.
That's how bad it's gotten.
I can't have phone calls with people because of federal observation.
I'm not joking.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
Like the feds got access to my social media.
They got access to my bank accounts.
It's horrifying.
And I have a smile on my face.
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savanah hernandez
It's like in the cloud forever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, deleted forever.
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savanah hernandez
So make the right choice, guys.
elijah schaffer
Make the right choice, my youths.
Okay.
So I'm just going to just call my dog over.
unidentified
I always wonder what our podcast listeners think when it's just like dead silence for like 10 seconds And then on YouTube, it's just us smiling like this on camera for like 10 seconds of dead air.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, us like each of like knowing what's going on.
Okay.
So Laura Logan agreed.
I was like, Elijah's right.
Reporting firsthand is real journalism.
We yell and scream about the need for this and condemn those who risk their lives to do it.
How about condemning those who use violence to terrorize anyone trying to do real journalism?
And that's the point.
It's like, it's like, I just met, I just met a gentleman downstairs who was like, dude, I really was grateful to meet you because during the time I live in Portland, the media wasn't covering any of the stuff in Portland and your videos were direct and Andy was sharing your videos.
And then I just went straight to the source and started tracking all of your content.
And it was really nice to know what was happening in my city.
And it's like, it's not fair because then it's like, then you gain hundreds of thousands of followers in one year by documenting this stuff.
Yes, a lot of grifters jump on tune are like, oh, I can get famous by filming riots.
Yeah, you can.
But there are real journalists out there doing this.
And you see now, even people like Julio and Jorge are people that are growing, like it becomes more and more dangerous for them as well.
And so it's like, at what point do we draw the line and just say, hey, Mike Schmidt, the DA of Portland, dude, you need to start putting these people in prison.
And that's the problem is that the DA is funded by Soros and that he believes that crimes with the intention to dismantle systemic racism should not be prosecuted in the same way if they are done by someone who supports white supremacy.
And so he would prosecute a proud boy and put them in prison for four years for carrying a paintball gun into downtown Portland and shooting someone with it.
But if you throw a Molotov cocktail at police, you get released the same night with no bail because you were trying to fight the power structure.
It's so effed.
And it's this backwardsness.
And I love Tim, but bad take, dude.
Like, I'm getting to the point where it's like, I've been doing this for enough years.
I have nobody's toes to suck.
That's my, that was my better phrase to say.
I'm trying to get like left like.
unidentified
Thank you.
savanah hernandez
I'm very proud of you.
elijah schaffer
I have nobody's toes to suck.
I love all these people and I think they're doing great work.
They're not my enemies.
But dude, I'm on Andy's side on this one.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I also agree with the people saying Andy needs to get smarter and probably should never go out in Portland again.
I think so.
I think he should hire somebody.
Yeah.
But also, you guys have no idea how hard it is actually to financially pay for these things.
So with Andy not actually paying for something and not having the money for that, that makes sense.
So get wrecked, people who are blaming him.
And things continue.
Let's switch gears here from the Andy situation.
I don't know if there's anything else you want to add to that, Sam.
savanah hernandez
Um, no, other than the fact that, again, I mean, I'm glad that you're speaking out and that you're defending Andy in this.
And the biggest point here that everyone should be aware of and focused on and really sad about is that, again, we now live in a country where journalism is so dangerous that you can expect to be beat up by domestic terrorists for reporting on the wrong thing.
And then the police are not going to help you and they're actually going to blame you for it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I also want to remind you, too.
A lot of you guys don't know that we have, I just always want a little minor plug that we do like slightly offensive merch.
We have mugs.
They're not as cool as some people's.
I'm working on better merch.
I have white boy Q3 merch coming out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Summer line.
But you could get our merch.
It's in the description.
A lot of you guys don't know that.
And we have like it's just branded merch, but I like it.
It's cool.
savanah hernandez
It's a cool merch.
I actually, you got me a hoodie.
I love it.
It's so comfy.
I'm not even joking.
Like, it's actually the most comfortable hoodie.
It's embroidered.
It's really nice.
It's good quality.
And I love it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're actually high quality.
And I'm working on it to get better merch.
I just, for some reason, it doesn't make sense.
I just, I just, I've been busy, guys.
So they have decided to take down the George Floyd Memorial in a memorial, homeless trash site.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like Chas one, like zero, negative 2.0.
Like trash, trash site.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
It was really just like a block of land that they decided they wanted to take over and make an autonomous zone.
So they threw George Floyd's name on it so that no one would touch it for a year.
elijah schaffer
And they're always making gardens in these things.
Like it's so it's Pride Month.
That's gay.
savanah hernandez
They like go to Walmart and get like a tomato plant that's like half wilted and dead and then they like throw it on top of some sand and they're like, this is our garden.
This is how we will sustain life.
elijah schaffer
That's the gayest thing I've heard this Pride Month.
And I watched the Blues Clues episode.
Like intersection gardens in the name of racial justice.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's just gay.
savanah hernandez
A little bit.
A little bit.
elijah schaffer
Like, and I don't mean that disparaging.
It's just like, it's if that gay people didn't do that, shame on you for not being the ones to think of that.
You thought your little queer flags were the one where what was representing you.
savanah hernandez
This is next level.
elijah schaffer
This is real gayness.
Yeah.
And I they took it down.
They're dismantling it as I speak.
So people gathered at the George Floyd press conference chanting George Floyd and saying they don't want the barriers removed.
So let's play.
Listen, listen to this.
unidentified
I want to be a victim.
And I am a low-frame man.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So we want to tear down statues of George Washington and people who founded this country.
But a drug-dealing criminal who was a bad guy all around.
George Floyd was not a good guy.
I don't want to.
I don't want to disparage him now that he's dead.
I just don't see the point in that.
Like, just like I don't see the point about staring down statues of people, tearing down statues of people who did bad things or something.
It's like they're dead, okay?
Right?
Officer Chauvin definitely did not commit second-degree murder, what he got convicted of.
I can say that.
That was a farce trial.
That guy was a victim of social pressure and engineering.
I doesn't mean George Floyd deserved to die, but also why would a city even have a memorial to George Floyd?
It makes no sense.
He was a criminal that was in a bad situation and he died.
And the fact that people don't want the barriers removed in the city, which clearly lower property value, and also just increase the homosexuality of the intersection to levels not previously seen.
savanah hernandez
Well, and weren't all the businesses in this area really affected as well.
Badly, like, so badly affected.
We're asking Mayor Jacob Frey for help because the crime went up.
There was just no business coming through.
elijah schaffer
Do you know in Portland that the violent crime since the riots has started is one of 800% since the police just stopped policing?
And I'm assuming it's similar in this district.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, in Minneapolis.
unidentified
Gay.
elijah schaffer
That's gay.
Can we bring back, is that okay?
To my gay viewers, can we start calling things gay again?
Just like the word retard.
People say that you can't use the word retard.
savanah hernandez
They say you can't.
And I know Ricky's going to watch this show and get on me because you've said it like three times now.
elijah schaffer
Well, I've said it in an intellectual capacity with a question.
savanah hernandez
No comment.
I'm all about taking back the language.
elijah schaffer
If it's bleeped, that's because the censors for the FCC guidelines have taken it out.
savanah hernandez
If it's bleeped, it's because our language has been so manipulated that we're not allowed to speak anymore.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
One day this show is just going to be for like an hour straight.
elijah schaffer
It's literally going to be a Cardi B song.
Okay.
So activate.
I'm having a hard time getting through this episode because like I've been wanting to off myself recently.
And I'm not even suicidal, but I've just been like, I know what we're talking about.
And in my head, I'm just like, dude, I can't.
Like, I just get, are you like that?
Anybody listening and watching?
Where you just at the point and you're like, you know what, Elijah?
savanah hernandez
I actually did a stream last night over this.
And I deleted it because I was in the same exact mindset where I was just like, how many more times do we have to talk about this?
How many more times do we have to live through this exact same thing over and over and over again and come to the same conclusions?
Like, how much longer?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
They go to play video four.
Derek Armstrong with this group of Gape.
He's talking about how they want to make sure the city workers are respectful to the place as they tear it down as if it's like a holy site.
Listen.
unidentified
It looks like they're partially opening up the streets, look like a lot of people got worried about this, but we all came up here.
So we're just observing what's going on.
It's kind of heartbreaking.
Upset and good.
Did you, uh, did you...
So Agape is here to help allow the workers to...
It was like a transgender, like a pink hat walking by.
savanah hernandez
I know, are we at the point in the video where we can just kind of like start crowd watching and saying who's in?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know how we do this?
Dude, I used to get in so much trouble on YouTube with community guideline strikes where I'd film these things.
I'd be like, and there's, I would just narrate at protests.
If you guys long-term SOBs, and I know, and I'd be like, and there's your resident trans just walking in and carrying a homemade sign with a craft that they made and probably feel proud of.
They've actually, their entire body's a craft project, actually.
It's like a do-it-yourself project where they've decided to just change parts one by one and apply those skills to sign making.
Both seem to be amateur, amateur.
savanah hernandez
Dude, do we have an obese medic here?
Do we have a whole unit?
elijah schaffer
You can't call transgender series surgeries do-it-yourself craft projects.
I did.
I did in real life.
Anyway, before we cancel ourselves every episode, this show has now become called Cancel Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaefer.
savanah hernandez
Can we ruin Elijah's career?
elijah schaffer
What the hell do they think is going on in this place?
I don't understand.
Like, it's like, we're here to make sure they respect this land.
It's the tribal land of the Sakatchuan tribe of where George Floyd was killed.
It's like, bro.
savanah hernandez
Land is Floyd's land.
unidentified
That's where we've gotten to.
savanah hernandez
I don't even know what's up on screen right now.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
I don't even know.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I'll put something that makes sense.
savanah hernandez
I'm sorry, podcast listeners.
unidentified
They're probably like, what the hell is this episode?
What are we even talking about?
We don't know either, guys.
We don't know either.
elijah schaffer
Also, it's like, I'm still like, you guys don't even understand.
I've been so swollen from my surgery that today my eyes couldn't open and I had to use like Turmeric and ginger.
savanah hernandez
I didn't like come to you in a couple hours and be like, we need to record the episode.
I'd be like, bro, it's already up.
unidentified
It's already up.
elijah schaffer
I had to get my face.
I couldn't, like, I couldn't even like move today.
So that being said, yes, that being said, I'm here with you guys pretending like I'm okay.
But it comes down to the problem in our culture where this is the development of the cult, where it's like, oh, rioting is normal.
Journalism's bad.
Criminals are saints.
Taking over intersections with trash gay memorials is amazing.
And then we get to the riots.
unidentified
Yay.
elijah schaffer
This is an image from last night.
It's become, I don't know, I guess this is like a live performance art project that's been non-stop.
savanah hernandez
It kind of just looks like a Coachella a little bit.
You know, we've got some nice outfits going on.
We got like a big bonfire in the middle of the country.
Someone's scootering along.
I'm sure some people in this crowd are on drugs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, for the people that I always, for the blind viewers, to remind you that this is just a giant bonfire in the middle of an intersection.
unidentified
That's literally what it is.
elijah schaffer
The interesting thing is, is that before my narrative, I want to remind you guys of how fast we've accelerated into the decline of our country.
Savannah, I didn't move to Texas until June 1st of 2020.
I filmed my first riot outside of the Pacific Northwest June 1st of 2020.
Exactly almost one year ago.
savanah hernandez
Really?
elijah schaffer
The world was shocked with the footage that I put online of our cities being burned to the ground and destroyed.
And now we're like, oh, oh, that's still happening.
savanah hernandez
Another one.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Cool.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
This is just a normal Tuesday.
No one's surprised by this at all.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm almost like weirded out.
I almost feel weird when we don't have this footage for the show.
But a lot of you don't know that a riot happened last night in Minneapolis.
You will never know a riot happened in Minneapolis.
A lot of you did not know Andy No got attacked.
You will never know Andy No got attacked.
A lot of you guys don't know about George Floyd's memorial even existed, let alone that it's being taken apart, because the media is psyoping the crap out of you into thinking that the world is about the biggest dangers to your life are climate change, white supremacy, and pandemics.
And as we've talked about in the show, they tell you that simply because white supremacy, climate change, and pandemics are anti-problems.
They're actually not an issue in our nation.
And they're problems that can either be solved, but the government says that if they are, that they're the ones that can solve them.
And they use the media and the tech companies to control the world into worrying about narratives that's like chasing after the dragon.
It's like a heroin high, right?
You're just chasing after something that you never can obtain.
And meanwhile, we have meat package shortages.
We don't have burgers.
We have oil pipelines going down.
Crime is up 800% in some of our cities.
We still have that weird 1350 rule, which I can't talk about.
And the elites control everything.
We've had the greatest redistribution of wealth in the history of the world during a pandemic that is not actually anything they said it was.
We have a Zoom president in office that nobody even believes is really running the country.
And riots happening on a regular occurrence.
And the media is talking to you about the threat of white supremacy.
Because of course, we all know that the FBI said famously that that's the real threat.
None of these people are a threat.
You won't see their names on billboards.
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Well, speaking of things that need to change, this guy, by the way, I was tracking some CNN analysts and Harvard professors who were talking about how proud boys are domestic terrorists.
Everyone always writes online, Elijah is a pro-insurrectionist domestic terrorist.
And there's still a real chance that one day I'll maybe get arrested for something that I do with reporting.
I don't know.
All my friends have been arrested.
I've been detained.
I've been handcuffed, but I've never been put in prison for it.
Remember when everyone at the riot squad went to jail for a couple days?
unidentified
We just didn't hear from them.
savanah hernandez
We were like, are y'all good?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And they were like, all right, out of jail.
I live.
Jorge was like, and we were like writing free Jorge.
And it was like, and it was like, this is like the one time a Hispanic going to jail is actually a good thing for society.
Like, it was like, no, like me, it was like a proud moment.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, it was like, it wasn't just like, oh, I messed up.
It was like, oh, was that Hispanic that was a journalist?
savanah hernandez
That's actually like a pretty dope thing if you think about it, you know, being arrested for your work.
elijah schaffer
Because I'm in LA.
LA was all Hispanic and people that think it's racist.
Who cares?
Because everyone was like, free Jaime.
When I was in high school, I kids were always getting like arrested.
savanah hernandez
LA is very Hispanic.
unidentified
How is it a racist thing to say?
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I meant like they were always going to jail, all Hispanic people in high school.
And then people would always like tag like, yeah, like free Jorge on the walls.
And it was like, yeah, because they like those mom.
savanah hernandez
They like get those spray-painted shirts.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I don't know the kid.
The kid, Jaime beat up his mom.
He probably should go to jail for at least a week, you know, like something, or at least time out.
And so it's like, but at least it's epic that George went to jail.
And also, I want to bring up, I think it's here.
George was also one of the only other journalists other than Laura Logan from Fox News who spoke up about Andy No and defended him saying this isn't okay and journalists need to speak up.
Attacking journalists is a tactic used by Antifa and other far-left groups to deter reporters from covering violence committed by these groups, usually in working class towns and cities.
And thank you, Jorge.
And Jorge will be with me in Vegas at the end of this month.
savanah hernandez
Shout out to our man, Jorge.
elijah schaffer
Yes, I like Jorge a lot.
Anyway, back to this.
So The FBI, in the midst of all this, instead of doing their jobs and actually trying to catch these rioters, turn this country around, fight for the people who attacked Andy No, are saying that the real goal and the real reason why they need to keep focusing on the Capitol riots, which is, you know, I think the worst thing that happened since the Roman Empire fell, I think we've now gotten to.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, it's pretty much the worst thing that ever happened in history.
elijah schaffer
Some say it was the worst thing.
Yeah, that's happened since the Big Bang.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, pretty much the worst.
Like, there's really no comparison to any other event in history that could be, you know, even stand next to what happened on the 6th.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, what happened on January 6th was it was so bad sometimes knowing that you just breathed on that day and contributed to the global, to the global hemispherical circulation of air that the rioters were able to use to commit their acts of terrorism makes you even complicit.
Breathing on that day makes you a traitor.
savanah hernandez
I have had to go to therapy because I have been grappling a lot with my contributions to the airflow that day.
elijah schaffer
People say we downplay the January 6th riots.
We are upplaying.
savanah hernandez
Uplay it.
Put that bitch on 11.
elijah schaffer
I think we're just getting too comfortable with each other because you've worked here too long and there's only two of us in this room.
unidentified
There's no one to like rein us back in and we're just like, let's go.
elijah schaffer
Can you just randomly like switch to a guest camera and pan so someone can see what the studio is?
Like they have no idea.
savanah hernandez
So this is what's going on right now.
elijah schaffer
Oh, our guest camera has no.
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, this just kind of doesn't work.
elijah schaffer
Never mind.
Our guest camera doesn't work.
savanah hernandez
Let me see if I can get it running if you're going to be able to do it.
elijah schaffer
That's fine.
unidentified
Talk for 30 seconds.
Let me know.
elijah schaffer
So the problem is, go to my screen, actually.
People are like, well, who's psyoping?
I mean, people like the CNN analysts and these people were like, well, Elijah, you're wrong.
Proud boys are the threat to America.
It really is.
The FBI said it is.
And I was like, bro, dude, I love trolling these people.
Like, get wrecked, Skittleboy.
When I tell that guy that, cry more, Skittleboy.
unidentified
Like, you were gone for the whole week last week, and I was like, let me check in on Elijah.
savanah hernandez
And it's like the first thing I read on your Twitter.
Cry more, Skittleboy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I talk to like Harvard professors and like big analysts and people in the feds and like congressmen like that.
savanah hernandez
I know, I'm like, whole life is like, Elijah, stop cyberbullying politicians today.
elijah schaffer
I literally use my Twitter to cyberbully elites.
But cyber, make cyberbullying elites cool again.
That's a true thing.
And you know what's funny is they think that I'm being serious.
And I just, I just troll people online all the time.
And it's like literally the funniest thing.
And they take it so seriously.
But do you guys remember during these protests last year, the FBI literally bowed a knee to BLM?
savanah hernandez
Can we get some commentary on these FBI agents too?
Like go back to that first Elijah.
elijah schaffer
You wonder why?
savanah hernandez
Explain to our podcast viewers what we're seeing right now.
elijah schaffer
Dude, look at the, look at this.
The utter nonsense.
They're wearing masks.
unidentified
Outside.
elijah schaffer
Ballistic.
Some have ballistic.
One has a ballistic helmet on and a hat.
Another doesn't have anything on.
One of them is morbidly obese.
Okay.
They're wearing green tactical vests with yellow font.
Bro, yellow font has not been in style for a while.
savanah hernandez
It's really the new balances for me on this.
elijah schaffer
The pink new balances.
savanah hernandez
These are really the new balances for me.
elijah schaffer
I mean, the only one who I think looks the way that I think they should look, mine has a mask, is probably the woman there with the blue shirt that says FBI on the sleeve.
That's my dad at a summer barbecue on the left trying to like LARPing with the FBI in the red TV.
unidentified
That's my dad.
savanah hernandez
I don't know about you, Elijah, but like I really do feel like Russia is just going to see this picture and just quake with fear of our intelligence vacancies.
elijah schaffer
That's the FBI.
Like, you ever wondered what the FBI is arresting grandmas for committing the greatest acts of terrorism on one six?
Remember when they set off a nuclear bomb in the rotunda?
That was crazy.
savanah hernandez
I know that 100% happened.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, U.S. government never did anything that bad to other countries.
savanah hernandez
Never.
elijah schaffer
It's a good thing.
We've been really good.
We just do nice.
Our government's nice.
savanah hernandez
Endless wars?
Never heard of her.
elijah schaffer
No, they just, no, they just bomb brown children for fun.
Anyway, that's the FBI.
Literally not intimidated.
And then they kneeled for, they took a knee for BLM.
What?
savanah hernandez
As the strongest in our society do.
elijah schaffer
Can we just shred the FBI here for a second?
By the way, for the FBI agent who watches this show, and to the person, I don't, I mean, I've had a few FBI agents that have been on, like, have really been on my tail, like, legitimately speaking.
And it's not a joke when I say about the FBI having access to my electronics and stuff.
savanah hernandez
Oh, I know.
elijah schaffer
Like, that's our real thing.
And me saying the Fed's watching the show is that now is a real thing.
savanah hernandez
I hope our agent has a cool name, though.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
And I, and I, and to say that I have FBI agents assigned to me that call me, I would like to make an official statement here and say, shape up to the one there in the middle, physically shape up, but also now you know why they've labeled PSYOPT white supremacy as the greatest threat to the United States.
They are absolute bull.
The FBI is compromised.
It's not real.
It's not legit.
And that's why I wrote, I'm like, bro, you unironically trust the FBI.
What a loser to this guy.
And he's like, unironically trust the FBI.
It's the greatest institution in America.
savanah hernandez
And I just like, it's like when people are like, well, Snopes actually said that that was false.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Readers Digest told me they were like, you're not a real fact checker.
And then I'm like, I am a real fact checker.
Go to my fact checker.
If you have a Twitter, go to my pinned comment of my self-certified fact-checking post announcement.
savanah hernandez
Pretty much the most credible tweet on.
elijah schaffer
You need to go look at the comments of like people like just having a meltdown.
Having a meltdown.
They're not.
People are.
I have someone.
There is a fact-checking agency that wants to make a fact check about that.
I'm not a fact-checker.
And I said, if they fact-check that I'm not a fact-checker, I'm going to fact-check their fact-check and then I'm going to post it on Blaze.com.
unidentified
This isn't even like fact-check squared at this point.
elijah schaffer
This is like I'm going to start fact-checking.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I've also fact-checked the FBI and false.
White supremacy is not even a slight threat to our country.
And also had nothing to do with the events on 1.6.
savanah hernandez
Agreed.
And as a brown person, obviously, I have more credibility because of my skin tone.
So I concur and agree with all of these factual statements.
elijah schaffer
And I'm doing this because I have a giant scar under my chin, and it now feels like my head is falling off.
And I'm putting pressure because my neck went numb.
savanah hernandez
This is why we do this show.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So my apologies while I'm doing this.
And my producer instead of taking me off the screen, seeing and knowing that I'm having neck pain, just left it on the screen and just said, everyone can see Elijah trying to get through this episode without having to take more pain meds.
savanah hernandez
Everyone in the comments always says they want to look at me anyway.
So we'll just leave the camera on me.
unidentified
And it could be Elijah's commentary.
savanah hernandez
I'll just do this.
unidentified
Okay, Ready?
Go ahead, Lijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, like, and then, like, this is my point about the PSYOP.
Like, CNN's like, the research is the latest in a series of studies that show that people on the political right tend to not only be targeted by fake news, but to believe it's correct.
In other news, people on the right tend to be targeted with ads for fast food.
It's like, bro, everybody's targeted with fake news.
You are literally a fake news outlet.
unidentified
So true.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, you know, actually Dave Rubin took this tweet and he laid out every single misinformation and like fake story that CNN has pushed out to its viewers like Russia Gate, Jesse Smollett.
And yeah, it was just a very comprehensive and hilarious list.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
So look at the clown pills.
They take me seriously.
It has the clown pill graphic that one of you made of Andrew Cuomo saying, this is my Twitter.
Take the vaccine and you can be just like me.
And then it says reporter the Blaze fact checker host Blaze TV.
And it's me going like this.
Go to my screen code of my face.
It's me.
It's me hissing going like this at people.
Like this.
It's my picture.
It's me going, like I'm hissing at people in my profile picture with a clown, Andrew Cuomo.
Maybe you should take life less seriously, Twitter.
Okay, listen.
Okay, where is this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Health expert.
savanah hernandez
Further the clown.
elijah schaffer
Health expert.
Anyway, down here, like this person was saying, that's why they're going, the problem with fake news, this guy's saying, is like Trump has been on Facebook for months, but the other sources with similar content have filled the void.
In April, the top publisher by Country Mile was far was the far right Daily Wire.
Dude, Daily Wire?
Far right?
Dude, I'm blacklisted.
Daily Wire won't even work with me because I don't like Ben, I think.
And that's why.
savanah hernandez
At this point, if you were a Trump supporter in any capacity, you're like far right.
Far right.
Like alt-right.
unidentified
Far right.
elijah schaffer
Daily Wire.
Daily Wire is like, is like a like Zionist network.
That's like the least far right you could be.
savanah hernandez
Everybody kosher.
elijah schaffer
Like everybody that is far right hates Ben and the Daily Wire, but secretly likes Michael Knowles.
But meaning like, they're like the most pro-Jewish like people.
How could you be far right and pro-Jewish?
That literally makes no sense.
Zionists that would make no sense.
Anyway, so it's like, and they show all the people who do well there.
There we are, theblaze.com.
It's like Daily Wire, Daily Mail, Fox News.
Then there's like CNN West Journal, Rumble, NBC News, New York Times, The Blaze.
unidentified
And he's like, how can Rumble is above NBC News?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
savanah hernandez
That's hilarious.
elijah schaffer
And we're primarily a video platform, but we do news as well.
We write news, and I'm really glad that we made it in like the top 10 in the country.
People don't realize that's how big Blaze is, actually.
We're like, we're bigger than Fox News online, and we have better, we're doing really well on this other.
savanah hernandez
think we're shooting out of a closet actually if you look at it we are in a broom closet though We're like the lowest budget show on Blaze.
elijah schaffer
Like everybody else is like really rich.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, we're the problem child of Blaze.
unidentified
I'm not going to lie.
savanah hernandez
You guys go upstairs.
elijah schaffer
Like, you guys, y'all don't want to know.
The other hosts are balling, and we're in a broom closet.
But this is our broom closet, and it's special.
Anyway, I wrote to this guy, I'm like, we make better content that people want to read and watch.
That's why some sites have had to manually suppress our content.
In a free market algorithm, our ideas win.
And it's sad that the media elites just don't understand the populace and continue to write trash that they don't care about.
It's like, bro, it's not because of like propaganda that we have higher ratings online.
savanah hernandez
It's because your articles and your videos are like, what do you mean you don't want to read the NPR article on how to properly identify genders?
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I said to them, it's like, bro, the reason why people don't like your stuff is manually promoted on these websites and people still don't want to read it.
savanah hernandez
That's how bad it is.
elijah schaffer
And so it's because you guys are trash and we're not.
Anyway, that's the end of the episode.
Thank you so much again for watching.
As always, please support us at blazetv.com/slash Elijah so that you can actually support us and get us out of the broom closet.
Support our journey from a broom closet back into the real sound stages.
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savanah hernandez
Hey, I'm roll sushi on those.
You put some respect on my bamboo slats name.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
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savanah hernandez
Good enough.
elijah schaffer
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Needs more confetti.
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Give the people what they want.
And Savannah, give them what they want.
unidentified
Boom.
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