Roasting Stupid America w/ Comedian | Guest: Chrissie Mayr | Ep 127
You might be smart, but there's a 70% chance the person standing next to you is a total idiot. Americans are generally dumb and it's all by design. Powerful elites systematically stupified your friends and family to be able "borrow" elections and forever keep you down in the dirt. Comedian, Chrissie Mayr, joined me during SNOWVID 2021 to create an impossible episode for all of you lovely SOB'S (slightly offensive backers) enjoy.
Hey, if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
Wait, that makes no sense.
If I was born 10 years ago, how old are we at today?
Oh, I'll be six, I think.
Six?
Ten years ago?
Wait, I'm still sick.
All right, okay, right now it's 2021.
If you subtract 10, it would be 2011.
So if you were born in 2011, how old would you be today?
I'll be six.
Wait, he keeps saying how old would be today.
Okay, how old would you be this year?
I'll be 16.
Yes.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to say anything about anything, but that's probably like the stupidest person that exists in the country, unfortunately, right?
How did they find?
How did they find him?
I think the sad part is, when I think about this, is this is why I want to talk about this today, is I feel like to find a dumb person on the streets in the United States actually requires no diligence and absolutely no effort whatsoever, because the average American and you know some patriots gonna be like, oh you, how dare you defy Americans?
Well, with this new regime that was implanted into office, we know how stupid people really are.
I'd say about seven out of ten times if you interview a random person on the street, they're about like two steps below a platypus in terms of like, in terms of IQ, it's absolutely true, and worse at swimming, probably.
Oh, I didn't say that.
I didn't make that joke.
She said that that was not a joke about any kind of particular person or group.
That is not.
We don't talk, we don't make racist jokes on this show.
Anyway guys, welcome back to slightly offensive.
This is the best, worst show on blaze tv with your favorite host me, Elijah Shafer.
As you can see, we always have great graphics.
I am joined by the lovely comedian and podcast host, Chrissy Mayer, all the way from New York, who visited Dallas in the most godforsaken time ever.
Holy crap, I had to i'm.
I apologize for my hair.
I had to do it under a, a wind turbine this morning.
Uh, my blow dryer at my hotel was out, so you know, we're doing it.
I brought I brought a candle.
I'm not gonna tell you where it's been, but uh no, i'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, it was in case the lights go out.
I'm so happy to be here and so thrilled.
Speaking of stupidity, you just found out that wax has a scent.
Yeah yeah, this smells this.
I, this is plain, but it smells, I don't know.
It smells like when the trees bloom in the spring and it smells a little bit like a body fluid.
I'm not gonna say what.
Yeah, and you were saying in the spring that you had a.
You had a pet squirrel who lived.
You had a black squirrel that lived by you and you gave him a nice pet name.
Yes, I did have a, and I had a bird feeder for the birds, you know, and it stuck to my window and uh, I was visited by a black squirrel who I named George Floyd Accordingly.
No relation to any other move, social movement no, I don't.
Yeah, people are like, oh, how could you name him that?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
That's perfect.
It's a common name, it's very common.
Yeah, how dare you?
And you said that he when it came to the treatment of the gray squirrel well yeah, there was a gray squirrel who was, who was visiting the bird feeder.
First George showed up and he was very aggressive And I can't explain why.
I was like, there's enough seed for all of you.
So I started putting peanuts out, and that is just never good enough.
He just and during this situation, was there a white squirrel albino squirrel reporter that went in to film them stealing the seeds and he got beat up by the black squirrels?
It was a mess.
Yeah, it was horrible.
George took the tray of nuts and just threw it into my kitchen window.
And I was like, wow, is that really necessary?
All right, guys.
You know, this is Chrissy Mayer.
She's the host of the Chrissy Mayer podcast that airs everywhere podcasts.
I'll link in the description.
She's also on the very similarly named candle usage podcast called The Wet Spot on compoundmedia.com.
You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.
All of her links in the description.
We really encourage you to follow her.
We're talking today really about the stupidity of America.
We're not just laughing at dumb people, which luckily we're going to do a lot of like a lot of dumb videos and laughing at stupid people.
There's a lot of them here, but there's actually some serious implications, including why the country wants people to be stupid.
Why do the elites want you to be dumb?
And what is that leading them to be able to do?
We're going to expose some darkness, including, I think, Joe Biden having a stroke on live TV.
All then, a lot more coming up in just a few moments.
But before I get to that, I want to give a huge shout out to Refuge Medical, guys.
You know, we live in an insane time.
It is snowing here.
It is out of touch with reality in terms of the cold.
And when I go out in the field or even just living here at home right now, I have the bruises and scars to prove that anything can happen.
In fact, we saw multiple car accidents today.
And sadly, the average emergency response time is 37 minutes or more.
Guys, you can't wait for emergency systems to help you.
If you are in a blizzard or you have the Green New Deal come into effect to a country near you or a city near you, you need to get this thing called the Bear Fact.
Now, it's from Refuge Medical.
Now, this handmade In America Bear Fact is not just a medical kit, it comes with 28 essential components, including a genuine North American rescue Gen 7 tourniquet, emergency trauma dressing, quick clock gauze, nasal airway, and hyphen chest seals.
And in the event of a gunshot wound or stabbing.
Now, some of you guys think, well, I'm not in the field while you're in the car.
And right now, conditions are dangerous on the road.
This is up to military specifications for individual first aid kits.
And it's yours.
It could save your life.
I'm telling you, I've seen a lot of people get stabbed, stabbed, shot.
And now at my own backyard with the freezing cold temperatures, people are crashing.
We've had over 10 people die.
If you go to refugemedical.com right now, you can get 15% off all of their first aid kits with promo code offensive.
This was, by the way, before we jump into this, this was the most impossible episode to film.
Not only have neither of us really had any power for a very long time, actually, your power just turned on your hotel five minutes before I picked you up.
Yeah, yeah, it just came on and then you showed up.
And I was like, it's so cook-co-cult.
The pool has completely frozen over with snow.
The hot tub is frozen.
I was so excited to go in it and swim around.
Yeah, it is so cold, by the way.
So I lost heat three days ago.
We didn't have power for two.
And people go, oh, you're in Texas.
It's complaining about the snow.
No, I'm not complaining about it being cold outside.
I'm being complaining about it being cold inside.
Meaning, I live in a concrete apartment.
It got down to 14 in my house to the point where my dog's water bowl froze.
He ended up getting a flare-up something issue with his joints.
And then he had to be hospitalized.
And it cost me $6,000.
So this was a very expensive time.
Not to mention, we had my first clothed orgy.
Have you ever had one of those?
You had a clothed orgy?
Wow, that sounds like all foreplay and nobody comes.
Yeah, it's actually called Couch Play because we actually put on as many layers as possible and then we all huddled together in the most non-sexual thing I've ever experienced.
It was like G-rated.
Yeah, it was like G-rated adult content.
I had that basically in the lobby of my hotel.
Like this was what?
Yeah, two nights ago.
It was the first night of the blackouts.
And they're saying, you know, don't drink coffee, don't drink alcohol.
I'm like, that's all I want to do.
When the power goes out, I panic.
I need coffee.
I need wine.
And I was like, you know what?
There were some other people in the lobby.
And I was like, I kind of just feel like drinking.
And then some of these, these random two guys were like, yeah, we do too.
And then we just started a lobby party.
Some guy brought out a guitar.
We're just drinking wine, telling stories.
It is so cold, guys.
To remind you, we're in a freeze because the wind turbines froze.
Check out this picture.
This is from Norway, though.
We have this picture on my screen right here.
And it's to remind you guys that a helicopter running on fossil fuel, spraying a chemical made from fossil fuels onto a wind turbine made with fossil fuels during an ice storm is awesome.
And it was actually fact-checked, by the way, surprisingly enough, telling us this is not true because A, the wind turbine is not completely made of fossil fuels.
It's also made of metals, which are smolten down using fossil fuels as energy, but that doesn't mean it's all made of them.
And also, the chemical cannot be confirmed to contain fossil fuels, but we do know it was heated up using oil tankers to heat it up.
So, of course, thank God for fact-checkers, right?
Thank God for them.
I wouldn't know what to think or what to laugh at.
I know.
Okay, so we're going to jump right into this.
So, America's gotten increasingly stupid.
And there's a real reason behind this.
And I'm sure you've noticed that you, as a comedian, that people are not able to take your humor as humor, that people take everything as a political statement.
They don't understand a joke.
They don't understand that things can racist jokes can be very funny because they're not meant to actually be harmful or hurtful.
That's the point.
You're laughing at the absurdity of something.
You know it's not true.
And you've experienced this.
And I want to bring up some of the people in America.
There's this really good YouTuber.
His name is at it.dud.
His name's Justin Awad.
And he goes around the country and he randomly interviews people to talk to them and to really check out their intelligence.
And it's not complicated questions.
So I want to play this.
So he went around and asked girls, who fought in the Civil War?
The Civil War of the 1800s.
Can we go and play video three?
Who fought in the Civil War?
Donald Trump.
Joe Biden.
No, no, the Civil War.
This is bad.
Advertising for Victoria's Secret.
Yes.
Okay.
So my favorite part is that he always affirms them and just goes, Yes.
He's trying to get laid.
He's definitely trying to get laid.
He's probably going to get laid too because girls are so stupid these days.
So many girls are just whores and they slut themselves out.
I mean, really, and I'm not, I'm not slut shaming.
I'm just saying that like that's the culture we live in.
Where the dumbing down, one of the reasons why it's dumbed down is to get people into a state of sexual confusion.
Because if you notice that people who are promiscuous, not all people, but a lot of people who are promiscuous are often linked to depression.
It's linked to anxiety.
You feel lost, right?
The happiest women in America actually are women in long-term committed relationships, specifically marriage, that live and are married and have kids and are stay-at-home moms.
There's been polls taken.
Those are the happiest women.
I find the more I drink, the more sexually confused I become.
Like, I'm always three drinks away from who knows what.
My pronouns could change at any time.
Okay, but it gets worse.
It gets worse.
I told you, promise you would laugh at dumb people.
Let me ask you this.
What's Obama's last name?
Biden, no.
Obama is his last name.
Okay, well, this guy also went and he asked Obama his last name and people, Obama's last name.
And this is their response.
What is Obama's last name?
Obama.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Like C-A-R-E.
Obama's last name the president.
Care.
She's saying like Obamacare.
Yes.
Obamacare.
Holy, does it, does it make you sad that this is, these are all, by the way, he knew this is what I'm telling you about America.
The reason why this guy has a YouTube channel, really talented, again, it's at it.dud.
He's on TikTok.
I'm going to start TikTok soon.
But he knows.
I know how very Chinese communist am I.
But he knows that people are stupid to enough where he can just go to a random place.
And this isn't just a few people, by the way.
He has like thousands of these videos of just talking to strangers on a daily basis and realizes that they are so out of touch with basic things like who the president was for eight years that they believe that he was medical insurance.
Wow.
Like his full name would be like Barack Hussein Obamacare or Obama Barack Hussein Care.
Just to let you guys know, if you want to know where Savannah is right now, she's trapped in Austin because of the snowstorm.
It's another city here in Texas, if you're not familiar.
And so we have my friend Brian from the Next News Network.
He's remote producing from Alabama on this is so weird.
He's manually controlling my machines through the computer.
Brian, are you there?
Can we hear you?
Yeah, you can hear me.
Brian, what's up?
What do you think about that?
People are stupid.
I love it.
Brian's in Alabama.
He's like, F these people on the coast.
I'm sure these are all coastal people, too.
Oh, yeah.
And you know what it is?
It's like, and I hate to just blanketly blame Instagram, but it's like, yeah, if you're spending hours, like a few hours on Instagram, a few hours on TikTok, a few hours on Twitter, like that, you know, that takes up your precious reading time, research time.
It's like, I think they're definitely not trying to make us smarter.
I always try not to curse in this show.
It's so hard, not only because I'm like trying to like live out my faith better.
I'm trying to like adjust a little bit, but also like I'm trying to, you know, follow the laws of God.
But sometimes I just, I need to invent new words to describe these people because check this out.
So this guy went out and he took the map of the United States and he held it upside down and asked people what I think he asked them either what continent or what country this was.
I don't know what he did.
Watch.
This is not fake, by the way.
There's too many of them for it to be fake.
Check out video five.
Let's play that.
Can you please tell me what country this is?
Okay.
Oh, that's Asia, right?
Yes, girl.
I don't even know what to say.
Do you know what country this is?
It's not a country.
What country is this?
No, no.
He doesn't know.
He's short.
Don't ask him any questions.
He's got to focus on building up his upper body strength and his personality.
Don't ask a short guy anything.
I don't even think that he actually, to be completely fair, I don't think he speaks English.
Oh, right.
He's like, no say.
He was like, unless you have a roof that needs fixing, I can't help you.
Based.
It looked like it could have been like Iceland or something.
Like if I had to guess what country upside down USA was, I would say like Iceland or Greenland or something.
I mean, I mean, not to mention that we are upside down.
We have an illegal government right now, which does not, I'm not, I don't even care if people talk crap.
That doesn't mean anything.
I just said we had an illegal government.
But, you know, before we roast more people, I'm going to talk about some of the implications.
Now, if you can pull up my screen here, Brian, if you guys know, Ras Musin is a very reputable, it's a very reputable company and it should be here.
There you go.
So the reason why, oh, there's my message.
Now you know who I talked to.
For the reason of this, we got to talk about this.
There was a question that came out that said, you know, a new thought crimes for our media think poll.
So there's this conversation going around whether we should criminalize free speech, right?
And you go through this a lot with being a comedian.
You've mentioned multiple times that part of what woke you up politically was like, this could ruin what's going on in our culture affects your job now.
It affects your career.
It affects your future.
And it's not just like, you know, you wanted to be left alone.
You wanted to just tell jokes.
And you couldn't help but notice that we are in a PC culture and these stupid people are somehow gaining influence.
Yeah, when I truly realized how stupid people are was back in March after, and I've talked about this on other shows, like, but when Gal Gado did her whole like montage of Imagine, like she and her other celebrity friends like all saying imagine.
I was like, that's dumb.
I'm like, let me do a version of me and my comedian friends, and we're all going to sing Kung Fu Fighting, but we could say Kung Fu, whatever.
And so each of us sang a line of the song, put it out in March, like right after that happened.
It was taken down for hate speech off of Instagram eventually after like four to six weeks or so.
But people were, I had all of the woke Asian community coming after me, like people, people thinking the Wasians, if you will.
All eight of them.
Yes.
I got bubble tea thrown in my face.
No, I'm kidding.
Not that part.
But they were like in my DMs and stuff being like, how did you, how dare you write those lyrics?
They thought I wrote the lyrics to the song Kung Fu Fighting.
I was like, no, that's been around since the 70s.
I didn't even invent the term kung flu.
Like this was not super original on my part.
We just did a funny little goof.
And you got blacklisted a little bit for that.
I did.
I definitely did.
I got blacklisted for just being in DC on January 6th.
I was there.
That's insane.
Hey, that was, I saw you.
We were there.
We were in DC in January 6th.
We were both doing cartwheels down the stairs.
You know, I was just like, hey, I just want to take some of her lipstick and that's it.
And disclaimer, she did not do that.
She actually was never inside the Capitol, but she was outside the Capitol leading an orchestra, leading a drum, a drum lunch.
A drum circle.
Yeah, yeah.
There were a lot of people who brought like a revolutionary style like snare drums, like as you were saying.
They had like decent stuff.
It was a little, everyone's like, why'd you call them revolutionaries?
I go, people were wearing revolutionary outfits.
People were LARPing a little bit.
There were a lot of costumes.
That's why I go to these events is to like talk to the people in costume.
Like, did you see the guy in the skeleton costume with the sign that says, I voted for Biden nine times?
No, I did see Alien, though.
Wow.
No, I saw Predator.
Someone was dressed up as Predator, and it was, they said Joe Biden, but they were dressed up in a real Predator costume.
Oh, my God.
And it was like actually full-on LARPing and it was him.
Okay, well, anyway, okay, so this Rasmussen poll said, this is important.
They asked the question, should public figures be punished for saying they believe the 2020 election was stolen?
54% of Democrats said yes.
And what's even scarier is 21% of Republicans said yes.
Of unaffiliated, 28%.
So about a third, at least on average, of the country believes that we should no longer have free speech.
And they believe that because it's not worded as, should you no longer have free speech?
It's worded as, right, we're actually on, we're somewhere, we're down past video, we're past video five, if you're following along.
I'm following along.
Okay, so that's the reason why they want this, right?
This is about controlling what happens in the country.
And the dumber the country is, the more stupid they are.
We laugh at them, but this is where we get, you know, we take, I think I introduced you to the phrase this today that I'm trying to get everyone on the clown pill that I got from my family.
It's more than a red pill.
It's like clown pill.
When you know the truth and you just have to laugh at it so you don't become suicidal.
Yeah.
Speaking of wanting to suicide, this girl, young, attractive girl, you know, like me.
Yes.
I said young.
But no, I'm kidding.
But she's like, young, this guy's young, right?
He's like a good, nice little buff dude.
He's like, it looks like they're flirting.
And so you want to take it as like this is like cute, but this is also like somebody who can get pregnant and vote.
So let's watch video six and listen to this.
I'll give you $1 if you can name any continents.
Oh my God.
No, this can't be true.
I don't know.
This is what happens when you spend a year in sweatpants.
You stop thinking critically.
Yes.
Wow.
And he affirms them.
I blame sweatpants as a whole.
Right.
And you know, and this is the thing, though, is that it's not only just, though, in like our schools, right?
This sort of like dumbing out of America has even come into the faith, which is an important part.
You have a lot of these, these influencers on TikTok.
Have you seen them that like try to correct people's views of God?
Like, you know, they're always saying, like, respect people's pronouns, but then they start calling God a she, and you're like, can't you just respect God's pronouns?
Can't just God just be a they or a he, or right?
Or God says he's a he.
So God said he's a he.
The Christian God said he's a he.
So maybe just respect his pronouns.
Yes, God is he, him.
Get over it.
Yeah, exactly.
But then you have these weird, militant, homosexual people.
And I don't, and you have a lot of homosexual friends.
I know, and I know gay people that are not part of the militant gay community and they just want to be left alone.
And I talked about this on my last podcast.
And the problem that's happening is they're becoming the minority, where there's a, there's, there's, well, not even a minority, but there's the voice of the gay community has become like anti-Western, right?
So they're against white people.
They're not just like about gay rights.
They're against straightness.
They're against the family.
So it's like, it's hard because, you know, it's just like the argument with like, oh, yeah, like people go, well, why are you talking about black on black crime?
Because that's not cool.
Because I have a black friend who's like not like that.
And it's like, well, that's true.
But look at who's being the voice for the black community.
It's Black Lives Matter who's committing crimes, who's ignoring the racist violence between individuals.
The voice of the people that keeps getting elevated is a toxic group of people that it's actually dividing and hurting the country.
And they have crept into the church to try to desecrate the most sacred institutions in our country, which is the idea of faith in Jesus Christ.
And you get these people.
Let's play video seven.
Conservatives frequently ask me, a progressive Christian pastor, what I think about abortion.
Maybe a better question for our conservative friends is, what does the Bible have to say about abortion?
Because conservatives care about what the Bible says.
He doesn't know the Bible, surprise.
Well, abortion was a common practice in the ancient world.
And so the Bible should have something to say about this practice.
But the fact is, there are 613 laws in the Old Testament.
And do you know which one says thou shalt not have an abortion?
None of them.
And the New Testament is silent on abortion, too.
But the Bible isn't completely silent on abortion.
I wonder if that's a Black Lives Matter.
There are a lot of stories about abortions in it, including the gospel is anti-fascist, by the way.
He looks like he's had to get his care of his wife because he thinks this is a good idea.
Like a horrible, woke barber.
And that priest is taking some holy water from the gospel.
From the tabernacle together in a potion.
Seriously.
They wouldn't have said him.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
We're not censoring today.
Apologies.
Whom is this church causing what an idiot?
So, according to the Bible, there are times when God.
Several times they had the word abortion.
Like, I don't think that was.
And also, I thought it was do not kill.
And also, by the way, in the Bible, there was constant this idea of separating yourself from pagan cultures and not worshiping Bael and like the gods where they actually aborted the children on the altar.
So he literally said that this is like this is actually disgusting.
This is abhorrent to God, right?
This is desecration and you should kill these people because they're killing their children.
So God like took the strongest approach against abortion.
Some people still believe in it.
I think it's abhorrent and I don't believe in it at all.
Maybe you do.
I don't know.
What do you think?
I think, yeah, thou shalt not throw yourself down the stairs because you got pregnant and you weren't expecting it, you know, or run into a turnstile 50 times.
There's a, you know, these are all, and no, to what you were saying before.
Like, I have this stand-up comedian friend, actually, Jessica Kirsten.
She was telling me she's like, this whole new like, woke community telling me, like a lifelong lesbian, that I need to refer to myself as queer.
Like I had her on my podcast and we talked about that for a while.
And she's like, no, I'm not going to call myself queer.
I'm a lesbian.
Like, I'm not like, you know, it's just let people be.
Yeah.
And guys, before we jump any further, I do want to let you know we're going to talk and roast some severe things that just happened with Joe Biden, including him having a stroke on TV.
But guess who else is kind of having their own stroke?
Me.
Me.
Because we're idiots and we actually had to wait in a long line just to get raising canes.
I didn't have a lot of food, which is why I'm really proud to talk to you about my new partner with the show called My Patriot Supply.
Now, listen to this.
Okay, this is absolutely crazy.
If you're worried about the coming financial collapse, well, yes, I am too.
And not only that, but looking at this weather, they said that our trucks got delayed and we may not have any food in our grocery stores for a couple of days and we are eating cup of noodles.
So that's my life.
Well, the Biden plan isn't getting any better and they're destroying America and they're causing power outages, right?
We see bad, even right now here with the Green New Deal and also with these wind turbines.
Over 4 million Texans don't have power.
There's food shortages.
I'm living in it.
You don't want to be in this position.
If you're in this position, well, you hope you had food.
If you're not well stocked with emergency food and clean water, I suggest you get started right away.
Now, the company I personally recommend for myself is mypatriotsupply.com.
They're the leaders in self-reliance.
And of course, they have a four-week supply of emergency food that lasts up to 25 years in storage.
So you never have to worry again.
Now, act now and save $70 off this life-saving food.
I'm telling you, why take the risk of going without food or standing in government food lines?
Go to prepare with elijah.com today and your emergency food will be shipped quickly and discreetly to your door.
And you shouldn't pass up the $70 savings either.
I'm telling you, those who know what's coming are using us, are using this company today to prepare.
So visit and prepare with elijah.com and get what you need before it's too late.
That's preparewithelija.com.
It's elijah.com.
Links in the description.
I really encourage you to check it out.
Don't be like, don't be like the people around me.
People are starting.
I had to bring food to my neighbors.
It's a true thing.
You know what I'm talking about.
It's not good.
I had to eat.
I had to make my own snow cones outside.
I found some yellow snow and I'm like, this will do.
I don't know.
I'm desperate for some kind of dessert, but I'm in my emergency wine right now that we found in the studio.
No, for real, for real, for real.
Let me go to this rest.
Okay, so we have, speaking of this, we have an amazing thing going on right here.
So let's talk about why they want people to be stupid, right?
We know they're dumb.
We look at them.
We laugh at them.
Obviously, we know that we just experienced the most legitimate election in the history of the country.
It's not that 93% of the voting machines in all over the country can be rigged or downloaded.
That's impossible.
We would never say that on the show.
We would never say that it was stolen.
We might say that it was borrowed just for a few years and they'll give it right back.
Except it's like when your fatter sister borrows your sweater and she gives it back to you and it's all stretched out and it smells weird and it's not the same sweater.
I think that's what's happening in this country.
Is it weird when I was younger?
You know, because you don't have your own living room and stuff that like people would hang out on the bed, right?
Like even like same, same gender, opposite gender.
Like it doesn't really matter.
People would hang out in the room.
Yeah.
When people were fat, I didn't want them on my sheets.
No, because they're going to get a lot of stuff.
You don't want your bed to smell like McDonald's.
Come on.
I'm not even fat.
I'm not a fat phobic man.
But I'll tell you, like, I did, there was a time.
So like I actually had like pretty bad body dysmorphia growing up.
I like got severely bulimic for a long time and I was I was my height now, but like 155 pounds.
So I'm two feet.
You're tall.
Yeah, I'm 6'2.
People don't realize I'm 6'2 and I wear like pretty big shoes.
I'm like 6'3.
People see me in person and I'm a big guy.
I just don't look big on camera.
You could play for the WNBA.
Just change your pronouns, man.
You could, you'd be kicking ass.
No, but I, but I, but I meant, okay, hold on.
Hold up.
I know, I know, I know.
But what I meant to say is that like, I was, I always was afraid of fat people growing up because I went to a church and a lot of people were obese.
And I used to get afraid that I was going to be obese too because I was really into health.
And I finally decided to get healthy one time because, and I got made fun of a lot when I was like chubby because I grew taller.
So I finally grew taller and then I got really thin, like bone thin.
And then I used a lot of drugs, a lot of stimulants and stuff for a lot of, you know, did a lot of ecstasy and stuff.
Yeah, we all did.
I had an Adderall phase for five years.
Yeah, I had a long Adderall phase.
That's why part of the reason why my jaw moves too, but like I did Adderall for a lot of years.
And then and then I went into like this eating disorder and I was like so bad and I was like so thin.
I have pictures that I can show you guys one time.
It was really bad.
I go like get hospitalized and go through treatment and everything.
Wow.
But here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
The drug addictions went away.
I don't not using drugs anymore.
I was calling drug dependencies.
Yeah.
No, but the drug addictions went away.
The bulimia got fixed.
That was more like a depression.
Like I was a real of a weaker man then.
But like I still like have this fear of getting fat.
And I am a little chunkier than I should be because I like glandish and stuff.
But like, thank you.
But like, whenever I'm starting to gain like 10 pounds, because life's hard and it sucks, I get scared and I just like start massively dieting because I just don't want to be fat or obese.
I don't want to be.
I totally get it.
Yeah, I have like a 10-pound rage, a range, rage.
I have a 10-pound range to which I'm at the upper end of right now.
Like, where if I hit a new, if you hit a new, you know, like decade of numbers, like if you just hit it, if you go past that 10 pounds, it's like, whoa, girl, slow your roll.
Like, yeah, okay.
But you were really such a pioneer for bulimia being a man.
I mean, that's really good.
Well, I didn't know I even had it.
And so I didn't know what that was because I didn't have propaganda coming at me telling me that.
But also, side noteing.
Okay, so this is why they want you to be stupid.
We're talking about this, right?
They want you to talk about the Capitol riots, like it was the worst thing that ever happened in the world.
All these people died.
Bodies everywhere.
Even though the people that died were Trump supporters and they say they died from medical emergencies, those medical emergencies, like I've mentioned, are like cops pushing people off the walls.
Yeah, a couple guys had heart attacks from getting pepper sprayed for 10 minutes straight.
So that's true.
But Joe Biden, I don't know if this is selectively edited.
It can't be too.
I mean, it's probably edited, but it's not perfectly edited.
Joe Biden was caught off camera while he's waiting to go live for an interview.
And it is the tech companies are deleting it everywhere.
They're taking it off.
Even if it's selectively edited, meaning like even if it's parts together, this is not normal behavior.
Check this out.
Let's play.
Can we just jump to video nine?
I'll give you a second, Brian.
We'll skip video eight.
The SJW's looking like Shrek characters.
Yeah, let's play video nine.
Okay, so there's no sound.
Check this out.
Look at this.
Look at this.
So look at him just being like, oh no.
I know they added the sound effect, I think.
Is that a legit stroke?
He looks nervous.
Scared.
Jill's like, this always happens.
Yeah.
He always does this right before he's about to come.
Sorry, that was gross.
That was inappropriate.
This is a long one.
Oh, he can blink.
He can move his mouth.
Maybe he's just lost in thought.
Maybe he's just thinking about his next stroke.
Yeah, you can just leave that right there, that sad face.
Okay, so Joe Biden is no longer with us.
He's not dead, but he's no longer with us.
Okay.
Joe Biden has is cognitive.
We actually, if you can, let me see if I can find the tweet here real soon.
Give me one second.
It looks like she's about to, like, it's a sitcom and it's about to close in on her.
Like, oh, well, like, she's supposed to shrug at the camera.
Yeah, where is this?
Do I have where is my tweet?
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
So open up my screen here for a second.
So Joe Biden, the news headlines, right, that are grilling Joe Biden, a lot of people have heard of this, say that Joe Biden playing as Luigi wins in Mario Kart race against granddaughter at Camp David.
Okay, so this is really interesting because the reason why we're dumb is because they want us to be so stupid that we hear this.
We're like, oh, your president plays a game.
He likes me.
Ah, Luigi.
You see Princess Peach?
Yeah.
Yeah, Brian.
I like Bonnie.
I like Jenny.
You want to play Mario Kart?
I'm going to collect all the coins and give them to China.
No, but they want us to be like, oh, he's so relatable, right?
Nothing about a 50-year career politician who's dying in front of our eyes playing Mario Kart.
A contributor on The Blaze here said he thinks that he's playing video games because he has Alzheimer's and they're giving him stimulatory exercises.
Yeah, I bet they're having him flip over different words, like matching games that you give to kids, like find the two cats and keep going till, yeah.
This is so funny.
People wonder, well, why isn't Biden engulfing?
Why isn't Biden engulfing?
It's clear because he's had so many strokes already.
He's got nothing left for the old golf game.
Okay, listen to this.
But this is serious.
Okay, well, everybody's dumb, right?
And they're changing.
This is what's happening to us.
Our president is dying in front of our eyes.
I would say called it, right?
Called it.
But also, this is actually scary.
Check this out from the national polls.
Do you know that Kamala Harris is now doing presidential duties for the president for the first time in history?
She is the one calling heads of state.
Now, the reason why this is alarming is Vice President Kamala Harris has begun to take calls on behalf of President Joe Biden, raising questions about his ability to do the job of a president.
The White House published a readout yesterday entitled Readout of Vice President Kamala Harris with President Emmanuel Macron of France.
So, number one, the administration is like in its first month.
This is the time for the president to create relations with new countries for him to set the standard for him to begin to build those relationships back up.
Kamala Harris is making those calls.
The problem is, and the reason why she's making those calls, do I have, is this the thing?
Let me pick up the right.
Let me find the right article.
Give me one second.
She's like an assistant to the president.
But here's what it is: check out on CNN.
The reason why she's doing this is because CNN said that President Biden has expressed a preference for a fire built in the Oval Office and sometimes adds a log himself to keep it going.
Irrelevant.
Irrelevant.
Unlike his recent predecessors, he's more of an early-to-bed type, aka senile, and can't do his job.
Here's how Biden is setting into his new job.
Biden is going to bed and he can't keep up with international phone calls because he can't see it.
Isn't this?
But like, we knew, we knew that Kamala Harris was going to take over.
But the point is, is that they don't care that we know.
All they need is enough people to not care.
And that's what they've done.
They've dumbed down the nation to a point where they're so stupid and they're so cognitively challenged that it's like America is known as being a dumb nation.
And then people who are, you know, right-wing or whatever are like, well, we're not dumb.
Cool.
Well, you're like less than half the country.
Can you play Mario Kart?
Because if you can't, then maybe you have a problem.
But he can still play.
Because he can still play.
He's fine.
But isn't this crazy that they're like, this is how they report on him?
Like, we have a president dying in office and they're like, well, at least he likes to go to bed early and play games.
It's like the spin is so disgusting.
It's like they're just, it's wild.
I'm dizzy from the spin.
I'm so dizzy.
Moving into that, okay.
And the point of this is, I wrote here, my point.
It's made to destroy Western civilization.
They're trying to break down American exceptionalism, mock us by our leaders, mock us through our elections, mock us in our media, brainwash us through our Hollywood, through social media, disenfranchise those who are free thinking through fact-checking.
I mean, this is what they're doing.
It's disgusting.
And we know that because right now we're in Texas, as we've talked about, we've been declared a federal emergency, guys.
This is serious.
Things are so dumb.
The media was busy warning us about coronavirus and how we're all going to die, which I'd like to say this.
If the media didn't talk about coronavirus, I would have never known we were in a pandemic.
Yeah.
It's so chill here in Texas.
I love it.
It's like there's no pandemic here in Texas.
Like, I want to go to the Target just to like walk around in a store without a mask.
I know.
You see, people, like, people in Texas are so awesome that like when the power went out, we were like, Can we can we burn gas in our house?
And the lady was like, She had no mask on.
She was like, I don't care.
I was like, let's die.
Let's die warm and happy.
And that's Texas.
It's like, nah, no, that's it.
Yeah, they're like, good luck.
None of the streets are plowed here at all.
Like, no one owns plows.
Like, we went to stop for food and like there were some landscapers using their rakes to like scrape the snow off the sidewalk, like to start scraping away that we could do the drive-through.
Yeah, it's like it just snowed for three days and the government went, Good luck.
Yeah.
The government went lol.
It was like, oh, like, by the way, to put that in perspective, check out this article.
This is really serious, though.
This is serious.
This is serious.
Nearly 4 million are without power as North Texas dips into record low temperatures.
The winter storm warning is in effect from 6 p.m. Tuesday until 6 a.m. Thursday.
Power outage is expected to continue.
The seriousness about this is that 10 people have already died and they don't know how many more.
My neighbor almost died.
I actually went in the middle of the night and was bringing hot coffee to elderly neighbors and I've been posting and like getting groceries and stuff for my neighbors.
But it also turned out bad because it turned out some of my neighbors watch my show apparently in my complex and people are texting me like, are you Elijah Schaefer from Blaze TV?
And now my number's out on the internet.
Oh, no.
You know, we had it.
I had an elderly person staying next to me in the hotel and late last night I went over with a Mario cart to make sure she could still play it.
Let's see.
Very New York accent, Mario Kart.
What?
What?
This is how I talk.
Stop.
Mario.
How do you say it?
Mario.
Mario.
Because I'm not a New York Jew.
I'm not a Jew.
I thought you were Jewish.
Thank you.
It's actually true.
It's part of the agreement for this show.
In order to be in conservative media, you have to have at least one Jew on your show every month in order to meet Netanyahu's standards to get your payout from Israel.
Did you know about that?
Oh, I didn't know about that.
That's a new one, actually, too.
So what happens is there's a special, there's a special coin that is a cryptocurrency called shekels.
And a lot of people know and they figured it out and they call us like shills, you know, like, oh, you're a shill for Israel.
And it's like, oh, you know.
And then we get the shekels and they get deposited into our account on Robinhood.
Right.
Shekel coin.
And then when people, and then when people are starting to figure out what that, what's really going on with the cabal, then they end up stopping the trade of it.
You know, Robin Hood does.
It all started with Israel.
It's true.
Everything, it's true.
It's actually true.
And so I just want to say, now that we haven't hit our quota, if you have any Jewish friends in New York, you need to come on.
Yeah, I'm not Jewish.
I am half German.
So that's kind of like the opposite.
That's also, so we have to get two Jewish people on this month.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to double it up.
I swear with the Israel thing, if you criticize Israel, by the way, you know, this is a true thing.
If you criticize Israel, people call you an anti-Semite.
If you don't criticize Israel, they call you a Jewish shill.
And if you're just quiet on the issue, they call you like no balls, which is actually true.
And I'm very insecure about that.
Wow.
That was so funny.
He has them.
He showed them to me before the show.
It's part of the initiation.
No, but that's a weird topic.
Speaking of weird topics, there's 4 million people are without power.
It is really bad here.
It is the worst time to visit.
You came at the worst time.
As we mentioned, guys, just in case you know, if you make it this far on the podcast, as always, please remember that this podcast is an audio-only podcast.
We are working so hard to grow the audio-only version.
Thanks to Brian, who's on the, on the, on the switching right now for us wirelessly, we've been able to make the sound quality a lot better.
You guys talked about things.
We are growing that platform.
That's one of the easiest ways for our place to grow.
And so please go right now to Apple Podcasts, click the link, leave us a five-star review, anything you want.
The encouraging reviews really help us out.
We'll read a couple at the end of the show.
We'll give shout-outs every show.
We're really excited about that.
And we'll talk about that.
But it doesn't cost you anything.
You can subscribe on Spotify.
You can subscribe on Google Play Store or iHeartRadio, wherever you can find them.
Again, please subscribe to the audio-only podcast.
Okay, so we have 4 million without power, and we're talking about this.
Now, there's a lot of conflicting things.
Now, Alex Epstein talked about what happened here, and this is why they want us dumb.
So if you go to my screen, actually, do you want to read that?
Do you want to read that, Chrissy?
Me?
Oh, yes, I can read.
There is a lot of conflicting, quote, information about the Texas blackouts.
Here's the bottom line.
The root cause of the Texas blackouts is a national and state policy that has prioritized the adoption of unreliable wind slash solar energy over reliable energy thread.
For the last decade plus, policy in Texas and in the U.S. has been focused on mandating or sub.
Oh, now it's bigger.
Mandating or subsidizing as much wind and solar as possible.
Texas has bragged about being the biggest wind generator in the U.S.
The Texas focus on wind.
Oh, the Texas focus on wind has come above all at the expense of coal, which has the resiliency advantage along with nuclear of being able to store large quantities of fuel on site.
Gas mostly requires, quote, just-in-time delivery from pipelines.
That almost sounds sexual.
I've had just-in-time deliveries from pipelines before, and this is when I remember that my grandma watches every episode of this show.
You need to apologize for my grandma.
Hi, grandma.
Hope you're doing well.
Her name is Lois.
Hi, Lois.
Hope you're staying warm.
She's in California.
She's fine.
California.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's talk about this.
So this is why, right?
So they keep us dumb so they can institute the Green New Deal.
The reason why they want solar energy is because by undermining the current private sector of fossil fuels, they can create government-private-public partnerships, which allow them to control the energy sector.
And the way that they do that is to get as much control of the country as possible.
So they don't care about us, even if it hurts us long term.
We're seeing the wind turbines fail.
Now, while the wind turbines are failing in the state, because we decided to shut down coal plants and put wind turbines, by the way, in all Democrat cities, San Antonio, Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, Austin are all Democrat cities.
Everyone thinks that Austin's a red, I mean, Texas is a red state.
The rural areas are red, but the cities are all very Democrat.
That being said, our main city's power systems failed, including the water systems.
A lot of areas, we don't even have clean water right now, or it's frozen.
That being said, there are real implications.
Now, AOC is busy right now talking about how the reason why this happened is because we don't have the Green New Deal.
So she's literally telling people the reason why the energy failed in Texas is because we don't have more wind turbines.
And the whole reason why it failed is because we use wind turbines.
They're freezing.
Yes, they're freezing.
Now, that's the backwardsness is that if you're so stupid that they can actually provide more problems as the solution, that's their goal to create and destroy our country so they can build it back up in the great reset.
And that's their ultimate plan, to manipulate and to control people through information.
And the dumber you are, the easier you are to manipulate.
It's true.
I'm very easy to manipulate.
Manipulate.
Manipulate.
I've had too much wine.
God damn it.
We're trying to get rid of the wine because this wine sponsor actually dropped me for covering the Capitol 6.
Really?
Yeah.
Screw them.
Don't put it up.
No, do not put up the brand.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not trying to ruin the company.
You can pour it, but I'm just trying to ruin the company.
I have a new wine sponsor coming on, though, and I'm really excited about them.
I just got a new wine sponsor.
They actually dropped their last podcast because they were at the Capitol.
Really?
Oh, yeah, I have that too.
So this is what happens.
And while we're under our noses, this is what's so sad.
Joe Biden, who is nicely put into office, is saying that, you know, he's while we're there, we would expect our country to be against concentration camps.
You might be familiar with the fact that the Uyghurs, the Muslims, have been re-educated and forcefully raped and brutally molested.
And it's been horrible.
They've re-educated them.
You also remember the invasion of Hong Kong, which somehow stopped being talked about when the pandemic hit.
Remember that?
Yeah.
That was convenient.
Well, here's what Biden had to say about what his thoughts were on China's concentration camp.
Let's roll video 10.
You know, Chinese leaders, if you know anything about Chinese history, it has always been the time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't been unified at home.
So the central principle, vastly overstated, the central principle of Xi Jinping is that there must be a united, tightly controlled China.
And he uses his rationale for the things he does based on that.
I point out to him, no American president can be sustained as a president if he doesn't reflect the values of the United States.
And so the idea, I'm not going to speak out against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in the western mountains of China and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy by making it forceful.
I said, and by the way, he said he gets it.
Culturally, there are different norms in each country, and their leaders are expected to follow.
Oh, so we said it's cultural, different cultural norms.
Remember when Hitler?
Yeah, it's not genocide.
It's a cultural norm.
Remember when Hitler and the Jews had different cultural norms in World War II?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like the Jews wanted to bank and stuff, and Hitler wanted just to unify.
Remember, he was like, oh, I just want to unify Europe.
And he was just trying to unify a strong Germany.
You know, unity sometimes looks different to different people.
Sometimes unity involves mass genocide and also brutally forced rape of people.
And that's just what some cultural norms.
Hey, that's how we have to come together, whether you like it or not.
We're going to show you a couple more really cringy videos.
I got to tell you this, and we have some great things, but I also want to tell you guys something really amazing.
As we've talked about, guys, there's this incredible new sponsor called Bear Arms Nutrition, and I'd like to welcome them to my show.
It's an increasingly intense time, and I'm trying to provide you guys the best products for these intense times.
Now, patriots can no longer be content in our jobs and the impact that we have on our country.
This is true.
They don't love us.
They hate us.
We have to stand and grow together so our voices can be heard.
Now, Bear Arms Nutrition is an American company that believes in the Constitution.
They are servant leadership and they're manufacturing products in the USA, and they manufacture all their products here.
It's true.
10% of all their profits are donated to pro-American causes, including organizations that help veterans protect free speech and fight to secure our Second Amendment rights.
Now, at Bear Arms Nutrition, they know you want to compete at your peak performance, but don't know what to ingest a gamut of unneeded ingredients in order to do so.
That's why they created this delicious pre-workout formula that is helping me and many people to start to get back in shape.
It's called M4 Pre-Workout American Energy.
Now, M4 contains a formula designed to maximize any physical activity.
The formula contains a healthy balance of caffeine, creatine, beta-alanine, B vitamins, and more.
And its ingredients are sourced and bottled right here in the U.S. of A.
Now, whether you're a mall, a mall, I'm sorry, a mall walker, I'm like dying from the cold here, neighborhood jogger, marathon runner, or tough mutter, it does it all.
From lifting weights to disc golf, this pre-workout will work for you.
The new M4 pre-workout formula is designed for freedom-loving Americans like myself.
Stop supporting companies that hate you, start supporting companies that love you.
So I say that while wearing a Nike hat, but hey, maybe I should burn it.
It was free.
I was given this.
But you got to use the promo code Blaze10, and my listeners will receive 10% off their entire order.
Check their website.
Go to BearArmsNutrition.com.
That's BearArmsNutrition.com.
Promo code Blaze10, and you can get 10% off your order.
I encourage you to check it out.
Okay, so let's talk about some of these last videos.
I want to get into some of these.
The point I was saying is that they want to dumb down America so that we don't challenge the fact that we have an illegal government.
That's all I'm saying, illegal government.
I'm not saying it was stolen.
I'm not saying it was rigged.
I won't say that.
It was borrowed.
It was fortified.
But we also know this too, that like these, they think we're stupid.
Like they're supposed to be the most pro-black, you know, people.
And might I remind you how that Joe Biden is actually super based?
He's like super anti-immigration, super.
He really is, genuinely.
If you've watched him in the 90s, like way back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's actually racist as well.
Well, I don't talk about that so much anymore.
Well, he's still racist.
Check this out.
He said in video 11, he thinks that minorities don't know how to use the internet.
Uh-oh.
The other part portion is a lot of people don't know how to register.
Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and the African-American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and/or inner city districts, know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens or at the particular store.
What?
They don't know how to go into a Walgreens and walk to the pharmacy part where it says giant letters pharmacy.
Yeah, they're like, what was her name?
That one girl on the view who was like, who's going to clean your bathrooms, Mr. Trump?
If you let the Mexican, Anna, what's her last name, Brian?
She.
Yeah, okay.
But like, yeah, there's this idea of like these Democrats think that like, yeah, we think they think they think Mexicans and blacks are stupid.
And it's like, well, they're stupid.
So we're going to think for them, vote for them.
People are stupid.
The dumbing down of American culture in general has proliferated.
And it's like, look, Mexicans, they say, they say Mexicans are so stupid that they don't even know how to use the internet.
It's like, there's nothing easier than getting online.
My grandma gets online.
Mexicans are not stupid that they can't get online.
And this kind of racist rhetoric is so common that it shows you where they're at.
It's like we have a president that's supposed to fight for minorities because he put a black vice president who, by the way, was the first Indian senator and is now the first black vice president who is now the new president of the United States and will probably be the first appointed female president of the United States.
People wanted a woman so badly that she had to not be voted in to get there.
Yeah.
Let's pick the least popular woman.
Not the woman who's crushing it, not Tulsi.
She got 2%.
You know that Kamala got 2% of the popular vote in the primaries.
She was so unpopular that I covered one of her events.
She couldn't fill half a high school gymnasium in Los Angeles, in one of the largest city in her state as a senator.
She could not fill up 2%, or like 2%, but 50% of the gym, which shows me that maybe these elections have been fortified a lot longer than we've been thinking.
There's been a lot of fortifying going on for many years.
I don't think anyone ever wanted her.
And that's been true.
And that's why I want to talk about this.
So with this administration being dumb, the biggest retard that I've probably seen in a long time.
Can we bring retard back?
Yes.
I had a retarded uncle, great uncle.
And he before he died, he said to me, you can say the word retard whenever you want.
I mean, he didn't.
He sort of like groaned it, but I'm sure that that was the sentiment of what he was saying.
Yeah.
And also retarded isn't a bad thing.
Because if you think that saying retard is a negative pejorative, then you're assuming that me saying someone's a retard means that I'm insulting them.
No, it's just they're just slower.
That's what retarded means, is slower.
Yeah.
And like, like, I'm a little bit slow.
Yeah.
So maybe I'm a little retarded.
Yeah.
Maybe we're all a little retarded.
It's a spectrum.
Yeah.
And we're all on it.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Yeah.
Let's bring it back.
Well, speaking of somebody who's probably on the spectrum here with this, we have this great video.
Somebody's response to the, like, the support for the Biden administration is so strong, right?
And the country's so smart that a woman actually created a support document, right?
There's so much support.
Remember when dozens of people attended his inauguration?
Oh, dozens.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's a big deal.
And it's televised and nobody's allowed to see him.
He's surrounded by a wall.
Well, he actually has a strong support in the Hollywood community.
And a woman actually made him a tribute in Hollywood.
I think it's her name's Shakira.
And it was really high budget.
Let's go ahead and let's play video number 12 praising his administration.
Our government's now full of folks.
Shakira looks terrible.
Extraordinary.
But I'm especially impressed by the new press secretary.
Oh, God.
She's gained a reputation for her brain and everyone.
Can you sing with me?
Explain for the way she likes to use her one pet expression.
Ready?
Go back to Jen Sack.
That's your way to sing to the media pack.
You can vaccinate.
You'll go find me.
And give more details when you're go back.
You're the hack, Jensack.
You're the hack.
Even when we attack When we are in a place When we are in a place And it's time That's it, that's it, that's it Go back You're a private food society.
She owns one necklace.
And we love your chunky jewelry.
You're not going to be able to do that.
Jensaki.
You get sex.
How about the helpful ball?
The sea is your boss.
Sing, everyone.
Sing with me on your podcast.
Talk top indecency of checks.
Truth is connected to Jen Sack.
Transact.
You don't care if you're fucked.
Start talking, Smack.
When you're on TV, I can't wait to speak about impatiently.
That's a stretch right there.
Can we mute that?
She looks like a Halloween wish.
Dressed up for like a PTA meeting.
You're on track, Jenny.
Jen Segman.
You're on track.
It's an aphrodisiac.
Holy shit.
The Soviet would have rhymed better than that.
Yeah, she didn't mention OAN.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I just say, can we get this off the screen?
It's really, it's causing erectile dysfunction.
Like permanently.
Yeah, I won't have you able to have a kid this year.
I won't be able to get it up.
Surprise.
Wow.
Do you know that I get to have you on for another episode in the future?
I'm starting a new series occasionally once a month called Ending My Career for 50 Minutes with New Guests.
Oh, no!
Where they come on for 50 minutes and we talk about everything we shouldn't for an hour, and then we end our, we both end our, we come up with topics and we end our careers for 50 minutes straight.
That's really a new, that's a new, isn't that a great idea?
That sounds great.
Ending my career for 50 minutes straight with the new guest.
We'll do that in the future.
But I will let you know, guys, that we have a lot more going on, but I want to keep this conclusion, let you guys know that with all this going on, that's why as we laugh at the stupidity of America, I mean, you look at the dumbness of what's going on, you know, this podcast, what's going on here at Blaze, this is something that we are trying to promote.
We're trying to show you how dumb people are, but also to remind you that if you're awake, this is about control.
And those of us who are intelligent, need to wake people up.
We need to get out of that clown pill.
We need to be ready to stand up for what we believe in.
I also want to give a huge shout out to Rush Limbaugh, who died today.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, 70 years old, tragically, really, really deeply hurt in my heart.
He was a great pioneer of talk radio, of the conservative and right-wing movement in general and free speech.
Even if you're not, like, I think a lot of even like liberals and stuff understand that free speech is under attack.
This is my guest today.
This is Chrissy Mayer, again, host of the Chrissy Mayer podcast, available where you can find all podcasts.
She also apparently has something else where you don't know where you can find it too, that we don't want to see on this show.
What?
She said, surprise.
Oh, right, right.
She also has the wet spot on compoundmedia.com.
You'll find her on Twitter, Instagram, in the description.
Any closing thoughts?
Where can you find you?
What do you want to tell them?
I'm going to be at Hyenas in Dallas this weekend if things thaw out.
But things tickets are still for sale.
One show this Friday, two shows on Saturday.
So do you have a tour link?
Do you have a tour link?
I do have a tour.
So we'll put a tour link in the description.
So if you're in a different city around the country, we're going around the whole country.
Yes.
Do you want to see Chrissy Mayer?
Let her know you saw her on the show.
Talk to her.
And just if you want her to be back, let us know as well.
Anyway, Chrissy, thank you so much for coming on.
Thank you for having me.
This was great.
This was impossible to happen.
But anyway, guys, thank you guys so much again for watching.
The best worst show on Blaze TV with your host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
Please remember that this is all made possible, not only by our sponsors, check them out, but also by Blaze TV.
If you are a SOB, a slightly offensive backer, and you are genuinely a supporter of the show, and you understand like us, we're like, we are, it's so cold and it's actually freezing in here and there's nobody in the studio except for us.
We literally are being recorded remotely.
We just had to like pour wine to stay warm.
And we're also just getting rid of a, we're getting rid of a sponsor that dropped us.
Screw them.
Screw them.
Also, remember, we got dropped by our coffee sponsor, too.
We're hate drinking right now.
Yeah, literally.
I hate drunk coffee this morning and drank a whole cup of wine on the show.
Hence a little bit of the numb tongue at the end, but end the burp.
That was part.
That was free.
That didn't cost you anything.
But please let us know if you ever have any companies that might want to work with us.
We obviously love America.
So check out blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
You can get 30 bucks off a subscription.
It allows us to be in a position to where we can produce this content.
Remember, we are fully demonetized here on YouTube.
We are fully demonetized on many other websites.
We have been kicked off other websites, but at blazetv.com slash Elijah, our content is around.
Whether it's our interviews with Nick Fuentes, whether it's with Gavin McGinnis or Alex Jones or things that are no longer available here on YouTube because they've taken them off, taken them down, whatever they've done to our site.
They are always available at blazetv.com slash Elijah.
Check it out.
Also, please check out, again, lovely Chrissy Mayer, all of her content, as well as her tour.
Thank you guys so much again for watching.
Thank you to Brian in Alabama from the Next News Network for remote supporting us and safe travels to Savannah Hernandez, who's currently about to die on her way back from Austin.
