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Feb. 17, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Roasting Stupid America w/ Comedian Chrissie Mayr | Ep 127

You might be smart, but there's a 70% chance the person standing next to you is a total idiot. Americans are generally dumb and it's all by design. Powerful elites systematically stupified your friends and family to be able "borrow" elections and forever keep you down in the dirt. Comedian, Chrissie Mayr, joined me during SNOWVID 2021 to create an impossible episode for all of you lovely SOB'S (slightly offensive backers) enjoy. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ TODAY'S SPONSORS ⇩ REFUGE MEDICAL: Don't wait until it's too late, it's your life on the line. Get the 100% made in the USA medical BEAR F.A.K. complete with every tool you need in life or death situations for 15% off right now using my code OFFENSIVE at checkout https://www.refugemedical.com MY PATRIOT SUPPLY: Do not wait until it's too late. Get the food you need to protect yourself and the one's you love that lasts up to 25 years. This is not a drill. Got to https://preparewithelijah.com and make sure you are prepared for what's coming in the years ahead BEAR ARMS NUTRITION: Support and American loving business while equally supporting your own physical health. Try the A-4 pre-workout formula that is sure to take your workouts to the next level. Don't settle for communist chemicals - get the best all American formulas to kick start your day and routine. Go to https://beararmsnutrition.com/ use code BLAZE10 to get 10% off your entire order ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ CHRISSY MAYR ⇩ PODCAST/SOCIAL: https://www.linktr.ee/Chrissiemayr TOUR LINK: https://www.chrissiemayr.com/ ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: ELIJAH@SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE.COM _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ ELI'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/elijahschaffer ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ PARLER https://parler.com/profile/Elijahschaffer/posts ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tppb4zeh9l0 Uploader: Slightly Offens*ve

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chrissie mayr
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elijah schaffer
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unidentified
Hey, if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
Wait, that makes no sense.
If I was born 10 years ago, how would I owe you today?
Oh, I'll be six, I think.
Six?
Ten years ago?
Wait, I'm slow.
All right, okay.
elijah schaffer
Right now, it's 2021.
unidentified
If you subtract 10, it would be 2011.
elijah schaffer
So if you were born in 2011, how old would you be today?
joe biden
I'll be six.
unidentified
Wait, he keeps saying, How old are you today?
Okay, how old would you be this year?
joe biden
I'll be 16.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, I'm not going to say anything about anything, but that's probably like the stupidest person that exists in the country, unfortunately, right?
chrissie mayr
How did they find how did they find him?
elijah schaffer
I think the sad part is, when I think about this, is this is why I want to talk about this today, is I feel like to find a dumb person on the streets in the United States actually requires no diligence and absolutely no effort whatsoever.
Because the average American, and you know, some patriots gonna be like, oh, you how dare you defy Americans?
Well, with this new regime that was implanted into office, we know how stupid people really are.
I'd say about seven out of 10 times, if you interview a random person on the street, they're about like two steps below a platypus in terms of like in terms of IQ.
It's absolutely true.
chrissie mayr
And worse at swimming, probably.
elijah schaffer
Oh, shh.
I didn't say that.
chrissie mayr
I didn't make that show.
elijah schaffer
She said that.
chrissie mayr
That was not a joke about any kind of particular person or group.
elijah schaffer
That is not.
We don't talk, we don't make racist jokes on this show.
Anyway, guys, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
This is the best, worst show on Blaze TV with your favorite host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
As you can see, we always have great graphics.
I am joined by the lovely comedian and podcast host, Chrissy Mayer, all the way from New York, who visited Dallas in the most godforsaken time ever.
chrissie mayr
Holy crap.
I had to do, I apologize for my hair.
I had to do it under a wind turbine this morning.
My blow dryer at my hotel was out, so you know, we're doing it.
I brought a candle.
I'm not going to tell you where it's been, but no, I'm just kidding.
unidentified
I'm just kidding.
chrissie mayr
It was in case the lights go out.
I'm so happy to be here.
elijah schaffer
And speaking of stupidity, you just found out that wax has a scent.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
Yeah.
This smells, this is plain, but it smells, I don't know.
It smells like when the trees bloom in the spring and it smells a little bit like a body fluid.
I'm not going to say what.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you were saying in the spring that you had a, you had a pet squirrel who lived, you had a black squirrel that lived by you and you gave him a nice pet name.
chrissie mayr
Yes, I did have a, and I had a bird feeder for the birds, you know, and it stuck to my window.
And I was visited by a black squirrel who I named George Floyd accordingly.
elijah schaffer
No relation to any other move, social movement.
chrissie mayr
No, I don't, yeah, people are like, oh, how could you name him that?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
That's perfect.
elijah schaffer
It's a common name.
chrissie mayr
It's very common.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How dare you?
And you said that he, when it came to the treatment of the gray squirrel.
chrissie mayr
Well, yeah, there was a gray squirrel who was who was visiting the bird feeder first.
George showed up and he was very aggressive.
And I can't explain why.
I was like, there's enough seed for all of you.
So I started putting peanuts out and that is just never good enough.
He just.
elijah schaffer
And during this situation, was there a white squirrel, albino squirrel reporter that went in to film them stealing the seeds and he got beat up by the black squirrels?
chrissie mayr
It was a mess.
Yeah, it was horrible.
George took the tray of nuts and just threw it into my kitchen window.
And I was like, wow, is that really necessary?
elijah schaffer
All right, guys.
You know, this is Chrissy Mayer.
She's the host of the Chrissy Mayer podcast that airs everywhere podcasts.
I'll link in description.
She's also on the very similarly named candle usage podcast called The Wet Spot on compoundmedia.com.
You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.
All of her links in the description.
We really encourage you to follow her.
We're talking today really about the stupidity of America.
We're not just laughing at dumb people, which luckily we're going to do a lot of, like a lot of dumb videos and laughing at stupid people.
There's a lot of them here, but there's actually some serious implications, including why the country wants people to be stupid.
Why do the elites want you to be dumb?
And what is that leading them to be able to do?
We're going to expose some darkness, including, I think, Joe Biden having a stroke on live TV.
All then, a lot more coming up in just a few moments.
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And damn, it is cold today.
It is.
This was, by the way, before we jump into this, this was the most impossible episode to film.
Not only have neither of us really had any power for a very long time.
Actually, your power just turned on your hotel five minutes before I picked you up.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, yeah, it just came on and then you showed up.
And I was like, it's so cold.
The pool has completely frozen over with snow.
The hot tub is frozen.
I was so excited to go in it and swim around.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is so cold, by the way.
So I lost heat three days ago.
We didn't have power for two.
And people go, oh, you're in Texas.
It's complaining about the snow.
No, I'm not complaining about it being cold outside.
I'm complaining about it being cold inside.
Meaning, I live in a concrete apartment.
It got down to 14 in my house to the point where my dog's water bowl froze.
He ended up getting a flare-up something issue with his joints.
And then he had to be hospitalized and it cost me $6,000.
So this was a very expensive time.
Not to mention, we had my first clothed orgy.
Have you ever had one of those?
chrissie mayr
You had a clothed orgy?
Wow, that sounds like all foreplay and nobody comes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's actually called couch play because we actually put on as many layers as possible and then we all huddled together in the most non-sexual thing I've ever experienced.
It was like G-rated.
Yeah, it was like G-rated adult content.
chrissie mayr
I had that basically in the lobby of my hotel.
Like this was what?
Yeah, two nights ago.
It was the first night of the blackouts.
And they're saying, you know, don't drink coffee.
Don't drink alcohol.
I'm like, that's all I want to do.
When the power goes out, I panic.
I need coffee.
I need wine.
And I was like, you know what?
There were some other people in the lobby.
And I was like, I kind of just feel like drinking.
And then some of these, these random two guys were like, yeah, we do too.
And then we just started a lobby party.
Some guy brought out a guitar.
We're just drinking wine, telling stories.
elijah schaffer
It is so cold, guys.
To remind you, we're in a freeze because the wind turbines froze.
Check out this picture.
This is from Norway, though.
We have this picture on my screen right here.
And it's to remind you guys that a helicopter running on fossil fuel, spraying a chemical made from fossil fuels onto a wind turbine made with fossil fuels during an ice storm is awesome.
And it was actually fact-checked, by the way, surprisingly enough, telling us this is not true because A, the wind turbine is not completely made of fossil fuels.
It's also made of metals, which are smolten down using fossil fuels as energy, but that doesn't mean it's all made of them.
And also the chemical cannot be confirmed to contain fossil fuels, but we do know it was heated up using oil tankers to heat it up.
So thank God for fact checkers, right?
chrissie mayr
Thank God for them.
I wouldn't know what to think or what to laugh at.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Okay, so we're going to jump right into this.
So America's gotten increasingly stupid.
And there's a real reason behind this.
And I'm sure you've noticed that you as a comedian, that people are not able to take your humor as humor, that people take everything as a political statement.
They don't understand a joke.
They don't understand that things can, the racist jokes can be very funny because they're not meant to actually be harmful or hurtful.
That's the point.
You're laughing at the absurdity of something.
You know it's not true.
And you've experienced this.
And I want to bring up some of the people in America.
There's this really good YouTuber.
His name is at it.dud.
His name's Justin Awad.
And he goes around the country and he randomly interviews people to talk to them and to really check out their intelligence.
And it's not complicated questions.
So I want to play.
So he went around and asked girls who fought in the Civil War.
The Civil War of the 1800s.
Can we go and play video three?
Who fought in the Civil War?
unidentified
Donald Trump.
And Joe Biden.
No, no, the Civil War.
chrissie mayr
This is bad advertising for Victoria's Secret.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so my favorite part is that he always affirms them and just goes, yes.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
He's trying to get laid.
chrissie mayr
He's definitely trying to get laid.
elijah schaffer
He's probably going to get laid too because girls are so stupid these days.
So many girls are just whores and they slut themselves out.
I mean, really, and I'm not slut shaming.
I'm just saying that like that's the culture we live in where the dumbing down, one of the reasons why it's dumbed down is to get people into a state of sexual confusion.
Because if you notice that people who are promiscuous, not all people, but a lot of people who are promiscuous are often it's linked to depression.
It's linked to anxiety.
You feel lost, right?
The happiest women in America actually are women in long-term committed relationships, specifically marriage, that live and are married and have kids and are stay-at-home moms.
There's been polls taken.
Those are the happiest women.
chrissie mayr
I find the more I drink, the more sexually confused I become.
Like, I'm always three drinks away from who knows what.
My pronouns could change at any time.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but it gets worse.
It gets worse.
I told you, I promise you we'd laugh at dumb people.
Let me ask you this.
What's Obama's last name?
chrissie mayr
Biden?
unidentified
No.
chrissie mayr
Obama is his last name.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, this guy also went and he asked Obama his last name and people, Obama's last name.
unidentified
And this is their response.
What is Obama's last name?
chrissie mayr
Obama.
unidentified
Care.
Care.
They see A-R-E.
Obama's last name the president.
Care.
She's saying like Obamacare.
Yes.
chrissie mayr
Obamacare.
elijah schaffer
Holy, does it make you sad that these are, by the way, he knew, this is what I'm telling you about America.
The reason why this guy has a YouTube channel, really talented, again, it's at it.dud.
He's on TikTok.
I'm going to start TikTok soon.
But he knows, I know, how very Chinese communist.
But he knows that people are stupid to enough where he can just go to a random place.
And this isn't just a few people, by the way.
He has like thousands of these videos of just talking to strangers on a daily basis and realizes that they are so out of touch with basic things like who the president was for eight years that they believe that he was medical insurance.
chrissie mayr
Wow.
Like his full name would be like Barack Hussein Obamacare or Obama Barack Hussein Care.
elijah schaffer
Just to let you guys know, if you want to know where Savannah is right now, she's trapped in Austin because of the snowstorm.
It's another city here in Texas, if you're not familiar.
And so we have my friend Brian from the Next News Network.
He's remote producing from Alabama on this is so weird.
He's manually controlling my machines through the computer.
Brian, are you there?
Can we hear you?
joe biden
Yeah, you can hear me.
elijah schaffer
Brian, what's up?
What do you think about that?
People are stupid.
I love it.
Brian's in Alabama.
He's like, F these people on the coast.
I'm sure these are all coastal people, too.
chrissie mayr
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
And you know what it is?
chrissie mayr
It's like, and I hate to just blanketly blame Instagram, but it's like, yeah, if you're spending hours, like a few hours on Instagram, a few hours on TikTok, a few hours on Twitter, like that, you know, that takes up your precious reading time, research time.
It's like, I think they're definitely not trying to make us smarter.
elijah schaffer
I always try not to curse in this show.
It's so hard.
Not only because I'm like trying to live out my faith better.
I'm trying to adjust a little bit, but also I'm trying to, you know, follow the laws of God.
But sometimes I just, I need to invent new words to describe these people.
Because check this out.
So this guy went out and he took the map of the United States and he held it upside down and asked people what I think he asked them either what continent or what country this was.
I don't know what he did.
Watch.
This is not fake, by the way.
There's too many of them for it to be fake.
Check out video five.
unidentified
Let's play that.
Can you please tell me what country this is?
Okay.
Oh, that's Asia, right?
Yes, girl.
It was a great.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know what to say.
Do you know what country this is?
unidentified
It's not a country.
What country is this?
chrissie mayr
He doesn't know.
He's short.
Don't ask him any questions.
He's got to focus on building up his upper body strength and his personality.
Don't ask a short guy anything.
elijah schaffer
I don't even think that he actually, to be completely fair, I don't think he speaks English.
chrissie mayr
Oh, right.
He's like, no say.
He was like, unless you have a roof that needs fixing, I can't help you.
elijah schaffer
Based.
chrissie mayr
It looked like it could have been like Iceland or something.
Like, if I had to guess what country upside down USA was, I would say like Iceland or Greenland or something.
elijah schaffer
I mean, I mean, not to mention that we are upside down.
We have an illegal government right now, which does not, I'm not, I don't even care if people talk crap.
That doesn't mean anything.
I just said we have an illegal government.
But, you know, before we roast more people, I'm going to talk about some of the implications.
Now, if you pull up my screen here, Brian, if you guys know, Ras Musin is a very reputable, it's a very reputable company and it should be here.
There you go.
So the reason why, oh, there's my message.
Now you know who I talked to.
For the reason of this, we got to talk about this.
There was a question that came out that said, you know, a new thought crimes for our media think poll.
So there's this conversation going around whether we should criminalize free speech, right?
And you go through this a lot with being a comedian.
You've mentioned multiple times that part of what woke you up politically was like, this could ruin what's going on in our culture affects your job now.
It affects your career.
It affects your future.
And it's not just like, you know, you wanted to be left alone.
You wanted to just tell jokes.
And you couldn't help but notice that we are in a PC culture and these stupid people are somehow gaining influence.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
What I realized, when I truly realized how stupid people are, was back in March after, and I've talked about this on other shows, like, but when Gal Gado did her whole like montage of Imagine, like she and her other celebrity friends like all sang imagine.
I was like, that's dumb.
I'm like, let me do a version of me and my comedian friends and we're all going to sing Kung Fu Fighting, but we could say Kung Flu, whatever.
And so each of us sang a line of the song, put it out in March, like right after that happened.
It was taken down for hate speech off of Instagram eventually after like four to six weeks or so.
But people were, I had all of the woke Asian community coming after me, like people, people thinking the Wasians, if you will.
elijah schaffer
All eight of them.
chrissie mayr
Yes.
I got bubble tea thrown in my face.
No, I'm kidding.
Not that part.
But they were like in my DMs and stuff being like, how did you, how dare you write those lyrics?
They thought I wrote the lyrics to the song Kung Fu Fighting.
I was like, no, that's been around since the 70s.
I didn't even invent the term Kung Flu.
Like this was not super original on my part.
We just did a funny little goof.
elijah schaffer
And you got blacklisted a little bit for that.
I did.
chrissie mayr
I definitely did.
I got blacklisted for just being in DC on January 6th.
elijah schaffer
Like, I was there.
chrissie mayr
I was insane.
elijah schaffer
Hey, that was, I saw you.
chrissie mayr
We were there.
elijah schaffer
We were there in DC in January 6th.
chrissie mayr
We were both doing cartwheels down the stairs.
You know, I was just like, hey, I just want to take some of her lipstick and that's it.
elijah schaffer
And disclaimer, she did not do that.
She actually was never inside the Capitol, but she was outside the Capitol leading an orchestra, leading a drum, a drum line.
chrissie mayr
A drum circle.
Yeah, yeah.
There were a lot of people who brought like a revolutionary style, like snare drums, like as you were more likely to be.
unidentified
They had like boots and stuff.
elijah schaffer
It was a little, everyone's like, why'd you call them revolutionaries?
I go, people were wearing revolutionary outputs.
chrissie mayr
People were LARPing a little bit.
There were a lot of costumes.
That's why I go to these events is to like talk to the people in costume.
Like, did you see the guy in the skeleton costume with the sign that says, I voted for Biden nine times?
elijah schaffer
No, I did see Alien, though.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
No, I saw a predator.
Someone was dressed up as Predator, and it was, they said Joe Biden, but they were dressed up in a real predator costume.
chrissie mayr
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
And it was like actually full-on LARPing and it was him.
Okay, well, anyway, so this Rasmussen poll said, this is important.
They asked the question, should public figures be punished for saying they believe the 2020 election was stolen?
54% of Democrats said yes.
And what's even scarier is 21% of Republicans said yes.
Of unaffiliated, 28%.
So about a third, at least on average, of the country believes that we should no longer have free speech.
And they believe that because it's not worded as, should you no longer have free speech?
It's worded as, right, we're actually on, we're somewhere, we're down past video, we're past video five, if you're following along.
Okay, so that's the reason why they want this, right?
This is about controlling what happens in the country.
And the dumber the country is, the more stupid they are.
We laugh at them, but this is where we get, you know, we take, I think I introduced you to the phrase this today that I'm trying to get everyone on the clown pill that I got from my face.
chrissie mayr
It's more than a red pill.
elijah schaffer
It's a clown pill.
chrissie mayr
When you know the truth and you just have to laugh at it so you don't become suicidal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Speaking of wanting to suicide, this girl, young, attractive girl, I, you know, like me?
Yes.
I said young.
But no, I'm kidding.
But she's like, young, this guy's young, right?
He's like a good, nice little buff dude.
He's like, it looks like they're flirting.
And so you want to take it as like, this is like cute, but this is also like somebody who can get pregnant and vote.
So let's watch video six and listen to this.
unidentified
I'll give you $1 if you can name any continent.
chrissie mayr
Oh my God.
unidentified
No, this can't be true.
I don't know.
This is what happens when you spend a year in sweatpants.
chrissie mayr
You stop thinking critically.
unidentified
Yes.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And he affirms them.
chrissie mayr
I blame sweatpants as a whole.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And you know, and this is the thing, though, is it, is that it's not only just though in like our schools, right?
This sort of like dumbing out of America has even come into the faith, which is an important part.
You have a lot of these, these influencers on TikTok.
Have you seen them that like try to correct people's views of God?
Like, you know, they're always saying like respect people's pronouns, but then they start calling God a she.
And you're like, can't you just respect God's pronouns?
chrissie mayr
Can't just God just be a they or a he or right or God says he's a he.
elijah schaffer
So God said he's a he.
The Christian God said he's a he.
So maybe just respect his pronouns.
chrissie mayr
Yes.
God is he, him.
Get over it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
But then you have these weird militant homosexual people.
And I don't, and you have a lot of homosexual friends.
I know.
And I know gay people that are not part of the militant gay community and they just want to be left alone.
And I talked about this on my last podcast.
And the problem that's happening is they're becoming the minority.
Where there's a, there's, there's, well, not even a minority, but there's the voice of the gay community has become like anti-Western, right?
So they're against white people.
They're not just like about gay rights.
They're against straightness.
They're against the family.
So it's like, it's hard because, you know, it's just like the argument with like, oh, yeah.
Like people go, well, why are you talking about black on black crime?
Because that's not cool.
Cause I have a black friend who's like not like that.
And it's like, well, that's true.
But look at who's being the voice for the black community.
It's Black Lives Matter who's committing crimes, who's ignoring the racist violence between individuals.
The voice of the people that keeps getting elevated is a toxic group of people that's actually dividing and hurting the country.
And they have crept into the church to try to desecrate the most sacred institutions in our country, which is the idea of faith in Jesus Christ.
And you get these people.
Let's play video seven.
unidentified
Conservatives frequently ask me, a progressive Christian pastor, what I think about abortion.
Maybe a better question for our conservative friends is: what does the Bible have to say about abortion?
Because conservatives care about what the Bible says.
elijah schaffer
He doesn't know the Bible, surprise.
unidentified
Well, abortion was a common practice in the ancient world.
And so the Bible should have something to say about this practice.
But the fact is, there are 613 laws in the Old Testament.
And do you know which one says thou shalt not have an abortion?
None of them.
elijah schaffer
And the New Testament is silent on abortion, too.
But the Bible isn't completely silent on abortion.
The gospel is anti-fascist by the way.
unidentified
He looks like he's had to get his hair cut.
chrissie mayr
And like a horrible woke barber.
elijah schaffer
The gospel is anti-fascist.
unidentified
From the tabernacle together in a potion.
Seriously.
chrissie mayr
They wouldn't have sent him.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
We're not censoring today.
unidentified
Apologies.
elijah schaffer
What an idiot.
So according to the Bible, there are times when God.
chrissie mayr
Several times they had the word abortion.
Like, I don't think that was.
elijah schaffer
And also, I thought it was do not kill.
And also, by the way, in the Bible, there was constant this idea of separating yourself from pagan cultures and not worshiping Bael and like the gods where they actually aborted the children on the altar.
So he literally said that this is like this is actually disgusting.
This is abhorrent to God, right?
This is desecration and you should kill these people because they're killing their children.
So God like took the strongest approach against abortion.
Some people still believe in it.
I think it's abhorrent and I don't believe in it at all.
Maybe you do.
I don't know.
What do you think?
chrissie mayr
I think, yeah, thou shalt not throw yourself down the stairs because you got pregnant and you weren't expecting it, you know, or run into a turnstile 50 times.
There's, you know, these are all, and no, to what you were saying before, like, I have this stand-up comedian friend, actually, Jessica Kirsten, she was telling me, she was like, this whole new like woke community telling me, like a lifelong lesbian, that I need to refer to myself as queer.
Like, I had her on my podcast, and we talked about that for a while.
And she's like, no, I'm not going to call myself queer.
I'm a lesbian.
Like, I'm not like, you know, it's just let people be.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And guys, before we jump any further, I do want to let you know we're going to talk and roast some severe things that just happened with Joe Biden, including him having a stroke on TV.
But guess who else is kind of having their own stroke?
unidentified
Me.
chrissie mayr
Me.
elijah schaffer
Because we're idiots.
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And we are eating cup of noodles.
So that's my life.
Well, the Biden plan isn't getting any better and they're destroying America and they're causing power outages, right?
We see bad, even right now here with the Green New Deal and also with these wind turbines.
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chrissie mayr
but I'm in my emergency wine right now that we found in the studio.
elijah schaffer
No, for real, for real, for real.
Let me go to this recipe.
Okay, so we have, speaking of this, we have an amazing thing going on right here.
So let's talk about why they want people to be stupid, right?
We know they're dumb.
We look at them, we laugh at them.
Obviously, we know that we just experienced the most legitimate election in the history of the country.
It's not that 93% of the voting machines in all over the country can be rigged or downloaded.
That's impossible.
We would never say that on the show.
chrissie mayr
We would never say that it was stolen.
We might say that it was borrowed just for a few years and they'll give it right back.
Except it's like when your fatter sister borrows your sweater and she gives it back to you and it's all stretched out and it smells weird and it's not the same sweater.
I think that's what's happening in this country.
elijah schaffer
Is it weird when I was younger?
You know, like because you don't have your own living room and stuff that like people would hang out on the bed, right?
Like even like same, same gender, opposite gender.
Like it doesn't really matter.
People would hang out in the room.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
When people were fat, I didn't want them on my sheets.
chrissie mayr
No, because they're going to get your bed to smell like McDonald's.
Come on.
elijah schaffer
I'm not even fat.
I'm not a fat phobic man.
But I'll tell you, like, I did, there was a time.
So like I actually had like pretty bad body dysmorphia growing up.
I like got severely bulimic for a long time and I was I was my height now, but like 155 pounds.
So I'm 215.
Yeah, I'm 6'2.
People don't realize I'm 6'2 and I wear like pretty big shoes.
I'm like 6'3.
People see me in person and I'm a big guy.
I just don't look big on camera.
chrissie mayr
You could play for the WNBA.
Just change your pronouns, man.
You could, you'd be kicking ass.
unidentified
No, but I, but I, but I meant, okay, hold on.
Hold up.
I know, I know, I know.
elijah schaffer
But what I meant to say is that like, I was, I always was afraid of fat people growing up because I went to a church and a lot of people were obese and I used to get afraid that I was going to be obese too because I was really into health.
And I finally decided to get healthy one time because I got made fun of a lot when I was like chubby because I grew taller.
So I finally grew taller and then I got really thin, like bone thin.
And then I used a lot of drugs, a lot of stimulants and stuff for a lot of, you know, did a lot of ecstasy and stuff.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, we all did.
I had an Adderall phase for five years.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I had a long Adderall phase.
That's why part of the reason why my jaw moves too, but like I did Adderall for a lot of years.
And then and then I went into like this eating disorder and I was like so bad and I was like so thin.
I have pictures that I can show you guys one time.
It was really bad.
I go like get hospitalized and go through treatment and everything.
unidentified
Wow.
chrissie mayr
But here's the thing.
elijah schaffer
Here's the thing.
The drug addictions went away.
I don't not using drugs anymore.
I was calling drug dependencies.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but the drug addictions went away.
The bulimia got fixed.
That was more like a depression.
Like I was a lot of a weaker man then.
But like I still like have this fear of getting fat.
And I am a little chunkier than I should be because I have like gland issues and stuff.
But like, thank you.
But like whenever I'm starting to gain like 10 pounds, because life's hard and it sucks, I get scared and I just like start massively dieting because I just don't want to be fat or obese.
I don't want to.
chrissie mayr
I totally get it.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
I have like a 10 pound rage range rage.
I have a 10 pound range to which I'm at the upper end of right now.
Like if I hit a new, if you hit a new, you know, like decade of numbers, like if you just hit it, if you go past that 10 pounds, it's like, whoa, girl, slow your roll.
Like, yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
chrissie mayr
But you were really such a pioneer for bulimia being a man.
I mean, that's really what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
Well, I didn't know I even had it.
And so I didn't know what that was because I didn't have propaganda coming at me telling me that.
But also, side note.
Okay.
So this is why they want you to be stupid.
We're talking about this, right?
They want you to talk about the capital riots.
Like it was the worst thing that ever happened in the world.
All these people died.
chrissie mayr
Bodies everywhere.
elijah schaffer
Even though the people that died were Trump supporters and they say they died from medical emergencies, those medical emergencies, like I've mentioned, are like cops pushing people off the walls.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, a couple guys had heart attacks.
elijah schaffer
And getting pepper sprayed for 10 minutes straight.
So that's true.
But Joe Biden, I don't know if this is selectively edited.
It can't be too.
I mean, it's probably edited, but it's not perfectly edited.
Joe Biden was caught off camera while he's waiting to go live for an interview.
And it is the tech companies are deleting it everywhere.
They're taking it off.
Even if it's selectively edited, meaning like even if it's parts together, this is not normal behavior.
Check this out.
Let's play.
Can we just jump to video nine?
I'll give you a second, Brian.
We'll skip video eight.
The SJW is looking like Shrek characters.
Yeah, let's play video nine.
Okay, so there's no sound.
Check this out.
Look at this.
Look at this.
unidentified
So look at him just being like, oh no.
elijah schaffer
I know they added a sound effect, I think.
chrissie mayr
Is that a legit stroke?
He looks nervous.
elijah schaffer
Scared.
chrissie mayr
Jill's like, this always happens.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
He always does this right before he's about to come.
Sorry, that was gross.
Wasn't inappropriate.
This is a long one.
Oh, he can blink.
He can move his mouth.
Maybe he's just lost in thought.
Maybe he's just thinking about his next stroke.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can just leave that right there, that sad face.
Okay, so Joe Biden is no longer with us.
He's not dead, but he's no longer with us.
chrissie mayr
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Joe Biden has is cognitive.
We actually, if you can, let me see if I can find the tweet here real fast.
Give me one second.
chrissie mayr
It looks like she's about to, like, it's a sitcom and it's about to close in on her.
Like, oh, well, like, supposed to shrug at the camera.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, where is this?
Do I have where is my tweet?
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
So go open up my screen here for a second.
So Joe Biden, the news headlines, right, that are grilling Joe Biden, a lot of people have heard of this, say that Joe Biden, playing as Luigi, wins in Mario Kart race against granddaughter at Camp David.
Okay, so this is really interesting because the reason why we're dumb is because they want us to be so stupid that we hear this.
We're like, oh, your president play a game.
He like me.
unidentified
Ahi, Luigi.
You know what I mean?
chrissie mayr
You see Princess Peach?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah, Brian.
unidentified
I like Bonnie.
elijah schaffer
I like Jenna.
unidentified
You want to play Mario Kart?
chrissie mayr
We collect all the coins and give them to China.
elijah schaffer
No, but they want us to be like, oh, he's so relatable, right?
Nothing about a 50-year career politician who's dying in front of our eyes playing Mario Kart.
A contributor on The Blaze here said he thinks that he's playing video games because he has Alzheimer's and they're giving him stimulatory exercises.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, I bet they're having him flip over different words, like matching games that you give to kids, like find the two cats and keep going till, yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is so funny.
chrissie mayr
People wonder, well, why isn't Biden engulfing?
Why isn't Biden engulfing?
It's clear because he's had so many strokes already.
He's got nothing left for the old golf game.
elijah schaffer
Okay, listen this.
But this is serious.
Okay, well, everybody's dumb, right?
And they're changing.
This is what's happening to us.
Our president is dying in front of our eyes.
I would say called it, right?
Called it.
But also, this is actually scary.
Check this out from the National Pulse.
Do you know that Kamala Harris is now doing presidential duties for the president for the first time in history?
She's the one calling heads of state.
Now, the reason why this is alarming is Vice President Kamala Harris has begun to take calls on behalf of President Joe Biden, raising questions about his ability to do the job of a president.
The White House published a readout yesterday entitled Readout of Vice President Kamala Harris with President Emmanuel Macron of France.
So, number one, the administration is like in its first month.
This is the time for the president to create relations with new countries for him to set the standard for him to begin to build those relationships back up.
Kamala Harris is making those calls.
The problem is, and the reason why she's making those calls, do I have, is this the thing?
Let me pick up the right.
Let me find the right article.
Give me one second.
chrissie mayr
She's like an assistant to the president.
elijah schaffer
But here's what it is.
Check out on CNN.
reason why she's doing this is because CNN said that President Biden has expressed a preference for a fire built in the Oval Office and sometimes adds a log himself to keep it going.
Irrelevant.
Irrelevant.
Unlike his recent predecessors, he's more of an early to bed type, aka senile and can't do his job.
Here's how Biden is setting into his new job.
Biden is going to bed and he can't keep up with international phone calls because he can't see it.
chrissie mayr
He's at 7 o'clock.
He's probably out at 7.
elijah schaffer
Isn't this scared?
We knew, we knew that Kamala Harris was going to take over.
But the point is, is that they don't care that we know.
All they need is enough people to not care.
And that's what they've done.
They've dumbed down the nation to a point where they're so stupid and they're so cognitively challenged that it's like America is known as being a dumb nation.
unidentified
And then people who are, you know, right-wing or whatever are like, well, we're not dumb.
Cool.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're like less than half the country.
chrissie mayr
Can you play Mario Kart?
Because if you can't, then maybe you have a problem.
elijah schaffer
But he can still play.
chrissie mayr
He can still play.
He's fine.
elijah schaffer
But isn't this crazy that they're like, this is how they report on him?
unidentified
Like, we have a president dying in office and they're like, well, at least he likes to go to bed early and play games.
chrissie mayr
It's like the spin is so disgusting.
It's like they're just, it's wild.
elijah schaffer
I'm dizzy from the spin.
I'm so dizzy.
Moving into that, okay.
And the point of this is, I wrote here, my point.
It's made to destroy Western civilization.
They're trying to break down American exceptionalism, mock us by our leaders, mock us through our elections, mock us in our media, brainwash us through our, through Hollywood, through social media, disenfranchise those who are free thinking through fact-checking.
I mean, this is what they're doing.
It's disgusting.
And we know that because right now we're in Texas, as we've talked about, we've been declared a federal emergency, guys.
This is serious.
Things are so dumb.
The media was busy warning us about coronavirus and how we're all going to die, which I'd like to say this.
If the media didn't talk about coronavirus, I would have never known we were in a pandemic.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
It's so chill here in Texas.
I love it.
elijah schaffer
It's like there's no pandemic here in Texas.
chrissie mayr
Like, I want to go to the Target just to like walk around in a store without a mask.
elijah schaffer
I know.
You see, people, like, people in Texas are so awesome that like when the power went out, we were like, can we, can we burn gas in our house?
And the lady was like, she had no mask on.
She was like, I don't care.
I was like, let's die.
Let's die warm and happy.
And that's Texas.
It's like, nah, no, that's it.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
They're like, good luck.
None of the streets are plowed here at all.
Like no one owns plows.
Like we went to stop her food and like there were some landscapers using their rakes to like scrape the snow off the sidewalk, like just scraping away that we could do the drive-through.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like it just snowed for three days and the government went, good luck.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
The government went lol.
elijah schaffer
It was like, oh, like, by the way, to put that in perspective, check out this article.
This is really serious, though.
This is serious.
chrissie mayr
This is serious.
elijah schaffer
Nearly 4 million are without power as North Texas dips into record low temperatures.
The winterstorm warning is in effect from 6 p.m. Tuesday until 6 a.m. Thursday.
Power outage is expected to continue.
The seriousness about this is that 10 people have already died and they don't know how many more.
My neighbor almost died.
I actually went in the middle of the night and was bringing hot coffee to elderly neighbors and I've been posting and like getting groceries and stuff for my neighbors.
But it also turned out bad because it turned out some of my neighbors watch my show apparently in my complex and people are texting me like, are you all like a Schaefer from Blaze TV?
And now my number is out on the internet.
chrissie mayr
Oh no.
You know, we had it.
I had an elderly person staying next to me in the hotel and late last night I went over with a Mario Kart to make sure she could still play it.
elijah schaffer
Very New York accent, Mario Kart.
chrissie mayr
What?
What?
This is how I talk.
Stop.
elijah schaffer
Mario.
chrissie mayr
How do you say it?
elijah schaffer
Mario.
chrissie mayr
Mario.
elijah schaffer
Because I'm not a New York Jew.
chrissie mayr
I'm not a Jew.
elijah schaffer
I thought you were Jewish.
chrissie mayr
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
It's actually true.
It's part of the agreement for the show.
In order to be in conservative media, you have to have at least one Jew on your show every month in order to meet Netanyahu's standards to get your payout from Israel.
Did you know about that?
chrissie mayr
Oh, I didn't know about that.
elijah schaffer
That's a new one, actually, too.
So what happens is there's a special, there's a special coin that is a cryptocurrency called shekels.
And a lot of people know and they figured it out and they call us like shills, you know, like, oh, you're a shill for Israel.
And it's like, oh, you know?
And then we get those shekels and they get deposited into our account on Robin Hood.
chrissie mayr
Right.
Shekel coins.
elijah schaffer
And then when people, and then when people are starting to figure out what's really going on with the cabal, then they end up stopping the trade of it.
You know, Robin Hood does.
It all started with Israel.
It's true.
Everything, it's true.
It's actually true.
And so I just want to say, now that we haven't hit our quota, if you have any Jewish friends in New York, you need to come on.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, I'm not Jewish.
I am half German.
So that's kind of like the opposite.
elijah schaffer
That's also, so we have to get two Jewish people on this month.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to double it up.
elijah schaffer
I swear with the Israel thing, if you criticize Israel, by the way, you know, this is a true thing.
If you criticize Israel, people call you an anti-Semite.
If you don't criticize Israel, they call you a Jewish shill.
And if you're just quiet on the issue, they call you like no balls, which is actually true.
And I'm very insecure about that.
Wow.
chrissie mayr
He has them.
He showed them to me before the show.
elijah schaffer
It's part of the initiation.
No, but that's a weird topic.
Speaking of weird topics, this 4 million people are without power.
It is really bad here.
It is the worst time to visit.
You came at the worst time.
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Okay, so we have 4 million without power, and we're talking about this.
Now, there's a lot of conflicting things.
Now, Alex Epstein talked about what happened here, and this is why they want us dumb.
So if you can go to my screen, actually, do you want to read that?
Do you want to read that, Chrissy?
chrissie mayr
Me?
Oh, yes, I can read.
There is a lot of conflicting, quote, information about the Texas blackouts.
Here's the bottom line.
The root cause of the Texas blackouts is a national and state policy that has prioritized the adoption of unreliable wind slash solar energy over reliable energy thread.
For the last decade plus, policy in Texas and in the U.S. has been focused on mandating or sub.
Oh, now it's bigger.
Mandating or subsidizing as much wind and solar power and solar as possible.
Texas has bragged about being the biggest wind generator in the U.S.
The Texas focus on wind.
Oh, the Texas focus on wind has come above all at the expense of coal, which has the resiliency advantage along with nuclear of being able to store large quantities of fuel on site.
Gas mostly requires, quote, just-in-time delivery from pipelines.
That almost sounds sexual.
elijah schaffer
I've had just-in-time deliveries from pipelines before, and this is when I remember that my grandma watches every episode of this show.
You need to apologize to my grandma.
chrissie mayr
Hi, grandma.
Hope you're doing well.
elijah schaffer
My name's Lois.
chrissie mayr
Hi, Lois.
Hope you're staying warm.
elijah schaffer
And she's in California, she's fine.
chrissie mayr
California.
All right.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, let's talk about this.
So this is why, right?
So they keep us dumb so they can institute the Green New Deal.
The reason why they want solar energy is because by undermining the current private sector of fossil fuels, they can create government-private-public partnerships, which allow them to control the energy sector.
And the way that they do that is to get as much control of the country as possible.
So they don't care about us, even if it hurts us long term.
We're seeing the wind turbines fail.
Now, while the wind turbines are failing in the state, because we decided to shut down coal plants and put wind turbines, by the way, in all Democrat cities, San Antonio, Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, Austin are all Democrat cities.
Everyone thinks that Austin's a red, I mean, Texas is a red state.
The rural areas are red, but the cities are all very Democrat.
That being said, our main city's power systems failed, including the water systems.
A lot of areas, we don't even have clean water right now, or it's frozen.
That being said, there are real implications.
Now, AOC is busy right now talking about how the reason why this happened is because we don't have the Green New Deal.
So she's literally telling people the reason why the energy failed in Texas is because we don't have more wind turbines.
And the whole reason why it failed is because we use wind turbines.
chrissie mayr
They're freezing.
elijah schaffer
Yes, they're freezing.
Now, that's the backwardsness is that if you're so stupid that they can actually provide more problems as the solution, that's their goal to create and destroy our country so they can build it back up in the great reset.
And that's their ultimate plan, to manipulate and to control people through information.
And the dumber you are, the easier you are to manipulate.
chrissie mayr
It's true.
I'm very easy to manipulate.
Manipulate.
unidentified
Manipulate.
chrissie mayr
I've had too much wine.
God damn it.
elijah schaffer
We're trying to get rid of the wine because this wine sponsor actually dropped me for covering the Capitol City.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Screw them.
Don't put it up.
No, do not put up the brand.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not trying to ruin the company.
You can pour it, but I'm just trying to ruin the company.
I have a new wine sponsor coming on, though, and I'm really excited about them.
chrissie mayr
I just got a new wine sponsor.
They actually dropped their last podcast because they were at the Capitol.
elijah schaffer
Really?
Oh, yeah, I have that too.
So this is what happens.
And while we're under our noses, this is what's so sad.
Joe Biden, who is nicely put into office, is saying that, you know, he's, while we're there, we would expect our country to be against concentration camps.
You might be familiar with the fact that the Uyghurs, the Muslims have been re-educated and forcefully raped and brutally, what's it called, molested.
And it's been horrible.
They've re-educated them.
You also remember the invasion of Hong Kong, which somehow stopped being talked about when the pandemic hit.
Remember that?
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was convenient.
Well, here's what Biden had to say about what his thoughts were on China's concentration camp.
Let's roll video 10.
joe biden
You know, Chinese leaders, if you know anything about Chinese history, it has always been the time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't been unified at home.
So the central, vastly overstated, the central principle of Xi Jinping is that there must be a united, tightly controlled China.
And he uses his rationale for the things he does based on that.
I point out to him, no American president can be sustained as a president if he doesn't reflect the values of the United States.
And so the idea, I'm not going to speak out against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in western mountains of China and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy by making it forceful.
I said, and by the way, he said he gets it.
Culturally, there are different norms in each country, and their leaders are expected to follow.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
So he said it's cultural, different cultural norms.
Remember when Hitler?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, it's not genocide.
It's a cultural norm.
elijah schaffer
Remember when Hitler and the Jews had different cultural norms in World War II?
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like the Jews wanted to bank and stuff and Hitler wanted just to unify.
Remember, he was like, oh, I always want to unify Europe.
And he was just trying to unify a strong Germany.
chrissie mayr
You know, unity sometimes looks different to different people.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes unity involves mass genocide and also brutally forced rape of people.
And that's just what some cultural norms.
chrissie mayr
Hey, that's how we have to come together, whether you like it or not.
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Okay, so let's talk about some of these last videos.
I want to get into some of these.
The point I was saying is that they want to dumb down America so that we don't challenge the fact that we have an illegal government.
That's all I'm saying, illegal government.
I'm not saying it was stolen.
I'm not saying it was rigged.
I won't say that.
It was borrowed.
It was fortified.
But we also know this too, that like these, they think we're stupid.
Like they're supposed to be the most pro-black, you know, people.
And might I remind you how that Joe Biden is actually super based?
He's like super anti-immigration, super.
He really is, genuinely.
If you've watched him in the 90s, he's like way back.
Yeah, he's actually racist as well.
chrissie mayr
Well, I don't talk about that so much anymore.
elijah schaffer
Well, he's still racist.
Check this out.
He said in video 11, he thinks that minorities don't know how to use the internet.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
joe biden
The other part portion is a lot of people don't know how to register.
Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and the African-American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts, know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens or at the particular store.
unidentified
What?
chrissie mayr
They don't know how to go into a Walgreens and walk to the pharmacy part where it says giant letters pharmacy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're like, what was her name?
That one girl on the view who was like, who's going to clean your bathrooms, Mr. Trump?
If you let the Mexican, Anna, what's her last name, Brian?
unidentified
She had a bitch.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
But like, yeah, there's this idea of like these Democrats think that like, yeah, we think they think Mexicans and blacks are stupid.
And it's like, well, they're stupid.
So we're going to think for them, vote for them.
People are stupid.
The dumbing down of American culture in general has proliferated.
And it's like, look, Mexicans, they say, they say Mexicans are so stupid that they don't even know how to use the internet.
It's like there's nothing easier than getting online.
My grandma gets online.
Mexicans are not stupid that they can't get online.
And this kind of racist rhetoric is so common that it shows you where they're at.
It's like we have a president that's supposed to fight for minorities because he put a black vice president who, by the way, was the first Indian senator and is now the first black vice president who is now the new president of the United States and will probably be the first appointed female president of the United States.
People wanted a woman.
chrissie mayr
It's diverse.
elijah schaffer
People wanted a woman so badly that she had to not be voted in to get there.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
Let's pick the least popular woman.
Not the woman who's crushing it, not Tulsi.
elijah schaffer
She got 2%.
You know that Kamala got 2% of the popular vote in the primaries.
She was so unpopular that I covered one of her events.
She couldn't fill half a high school gymnasium in Los Angeles in one of the largest city in her state as a senator.
She could not fill up 2% or not 2%, but 50% of the gym, which shows me that maybe these elections have been fortified a lot longer than we've been thinking.
chrissie mayr
There's been a lot of fortifying going on for many years.
elijah schaffer
I don't think anyone ever wanted her.
And that's been true.
And that's why I want to talk about this.
So with this administration being dumb, the biggest retard that I've probably seen in a long time.
I'm listening.
Can we bring retard back?
chrissie mayr
Yes.
I had a retarded uncle, great uncle, and he, before he died, he said to me, you can say the word retard whenever you want.
I mean, he didn't.
He sort of like groaned it, but I'm sure that that was the sentiment of what he was saying.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And also, retarded isn't a bad thing.
Because if you think that saying retard is a negative pejorative, then you're assuming that me saying someone's a retard means that I'm insulting them.
chrissie mayr
No, it's just they're just slower.
That's what retarded means: it's slower.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like, I'm a little bit slow.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So maybe I'm a little retarded.
chrissie mayr
Maybe we're all a little retarded.
elijah schaffer
Maybe it's a spectrum.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And we're all on it.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Let's bring it back.
Well, speaking of somebody who's probably on the spectrum here with this, we have this great video.
Somebody's response to the, like, the support for the Biden administration is so strong, right?
And the country is so smart that a woman actually created a support document, right?
There's so much support.
Remember when dozens of people attended his inauguration?
chrissie mayr
Oh, dozens.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's televised, and nobody's allowed to see him.
He's surrounded by a wall.
Well, he actually has a strong support in the Hollywood community.
And a woman actually made him a tribute in Hollywood.
I think it's her name's Shakira.
And it was really high budget.
Let's go ahead and let's play video number 12 praising his administration.
unidentified
Our government's now full of folks.
chrissie mayr
Shakira looks terrible.
unidentified
Extraordinary.
But I'm especially impressed by the new press secretary.
chrissie mayr
Oh, God.
unidentified
She's gained a reputation.
elijah schaffer
Can you sing with me?
unidentified
She likes to use her one pet expression.
circle back that's your way of saying to the media pack You get vaccinated.
You'll go find things and get more details when you circle back.
You're more than hacking.
You're the hack.
Even when the attack You're a bright, bright, fresh sight to see She owns one necklace.
And we love your chunky jewelry.
You attract you to sex.
About the helpful policy.
elijah schaffer
Sing, everyone.
Sing with me on your podcast.
unidentified
When you're on TV, I can't wait to speak about fun and humor in it.
elijah schaffer
Can we mute that?
unidentified
She looks like a Halloween witch dressed up for like a PTA meeting.
You're on Tech Jenny.
Ginseck.
You're attracted.
Time to see.
elijah schaffer
Press Conference as an aphrodisiac.
Holy shit.
chrissie mayr
Pesobiak would have rhymed better than that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she didn't mention OAN.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Can I just say, can we get this off the screen?
It's really, it's causing erectile dysfunction.
chrissie mayr
Like permanently.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I won't have you able to have a kick this year.
chrissie mayr
I won't be able to get it up.
Surprise.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that I get to have you on for another episode in the future because I'm starting a new series occasionally once a month called Ending My Career for 50 Minutes with New Guests.
chrissie mayr
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Where they come on for 50 minutes and we talk about everything we shouldn't for an hour.
And then we end our, we both end our, we come up with topics and we end our careers for 50 minutes straight.
That's really a new, that's a new, isn't that a great idea?
chrissie mayr
That sounds great.
elijah schaffer
Ending my career for 50 minutes straight with the new guest.
We'll do that in the future.
But I will let you know, guys, that we have a lot more going on, but I want to keep this conclusion, let you guys know that with all this going on, that's why as we laugh at the stupidity of America, I mean, you look at the dumbness of what's going on, you know, this podcast, what's going on here at Blaze, this is something that we are trying to promote.
We're trying to show you how dumb people are, but also to remind you that if you're awake, this is about control.
And those of us who are intelligent, need to wake people up.
We need to get out of that clown pill.
We need to be ready to stand up for what we believe in.
I also want to give a huge shout out to Rush Limbaugh, who died today.
chrissie mayr
Rest in peace.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, 70 years old, tragically, really, really deeply hurt in my heart.
He was a great pioneer of talk radio, of the conservative and right-wing movement in general and free speech.
Even if you're not, like, I think a lot of even like liberals and stuff understand that free speech is under attack.
This is my guest today.
This is Chrissy Mayer, again, host of the Chrissy Mayer podcast, available where you can find all podcasts.
She also apparently has something else where you don't know where you can find it too, that we don't want to see on this show.
chrissie mayr
What?
elijah schaffer
Surprise.
chrissie mayr
Oh, right, right.
elijah schaffer
She also has the wet spot on compoundmedia.com.
You can find her on Twitter, Instagram, in the description.
Any closing thoughts?
Where can you find you?
What do you want to tell them?
chrissie mayr
I'm going to be at Hyenas in Dallas this weekend if things thaw out.
But things tickets are still for sale.
One show this Friday, two shows on Saturday.
So do you have a tour link?
elijah schaffer
Do you have a tour link?
chrissie mayr
I do have a tour.
elijah schaffer
So we'll put a tour link in the description.
So if you're in a different city around the country, we're going around the whole country.
chrissie mayr
Yes.
elijah schaffer
You want to see Chrissy Mayer?
Let her know you saw her on the show.
Talk to her.
And just if you want her to be back, let us know as well.
Anyway, Chrissy, thank you so much for coming on.
chrissie mayr
Thank you for having me.
elijah schaffer
This was great.
This was impossible to happen.
But anyway, guys, thank you guys so much again for watching.
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unidentified
Screw them.
elijah schaffer
Screw them.
Also, remember, we got dropped by our coffee sponsor, too.
chrissie mayr
We're hate drinking right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, literally.
I hate drunk coffee this morning and drank a whole cup of wine on the show.
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