Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - CORONAVIRUS COVER-UP

Jan. 5, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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CORONAVIRUS COVER-UP | Ep 43

China is lying to us, and it's not just its Winnie-the-Pooh doppelganger dictator, Xi Jingping, working to deceive the people of the free world. Western media companies are working hand in hand with the communist government of the People's Republic of China to spread false information almost as fast as the coronavirus itself is spreading in the East.

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	The shocking videos that you just witnessed were forced quarantines in the Wuhan province of China.
	Yes, we are covering the coronavirus, which is spreading at an alarming rate.
	The information that's coming out of Beijing is probably a lie because they are, of course, a communistic dictatorship.
	But there's also no information coming out from journalists as they are being detained and oftentimes disappearing.
	This is the story of how Beijing is covering up one of the greatest pandemics in recent history.
	Not to make light of the situation, but besides being a cover up, I want to let you know that the World Health Organization minister actually said that all countries should prepare for the arrival of the new coronavirus.
	So here at Slightly Offensive, we like to think of ourselves as sort of like that surrogate mother and father because yours maybe didn't show you the love you deserved.
	And we want to make sure we're preparing you for the future.
	So rather than wasting a lot of your time, today we're going to do something a little more serious.
	And we're going to talk about the cover-up that we believe is going on about the coronavirus.
	So I'm supposed to say right here, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
	So hey, welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer.
	Before I jump into this, I want to let you know that we are now going to be having my producer, Todd, who's right there for the first time coming on camera.
	What a good looking guy.
	And, you know, he's going to be popping in every once in a while, which I think is cool, a nice addition.
	But anyway, before we jump into my reasoning of why I believe there is a major cover-up going on about the coronavirus, I want to let you know that because China is a dictatorship and they are communist, complete authoritarian regime, it's really hard to get good information out of the country.
	It just is, you know?
	I mean, look at that.
	Even I found out orange chicken wasn't even from China.
	Someone said it was that, but look at how it came down the pipeline and we got somehow like root fungus and then we got orange chicken.
	Things change across the Pacific.
	And so the information that we get, maybe I don't know if I can trust it.
	Also, on top of that, some of this comes from interpretations and translations from Chinese writing, which I don't know if you've looked at me, but I'm not translating myself.
	So I'm relying on the work of other people.
	On top of that, I want to let you know that my background is in biology, specifically molecular biology, virology, genetics, these types of things.
	I was going to go to medical school.
	I ended up not.
	I bet you you're happy that I'm not your kid's doctor, right?
	I know me too.
	But I got into this business, and this topic is on the table.
	And because of the lack of information that's coming from Beijing, because of the reports that not all can be confirmed, and my background, I want to let you know that there are limitations to the information that you are being presented today definitely.
	So if you have counterpoints or supporting information, shoot it down in the comments and then we'll add it to a running list so that we can make sure we get you the most accurate information to depend on.
	But that does not delineate away from the seriousness of this problem.
	Let's talk about the coronavirus and why the Chinese government is covering it up and why it is more dangerous than people are trying to make you think.
	Let's start by talking about why the coronavirus is so incredibly pathogenic.
	This is an incredible virus in itself, and we're going to start right there.
	So we have our fancy graphic that cues and lets you know that we have a budget on our show.
	So you should be glad about that one.
	I mean, we have probably more money put into this show than the patients in China do by their limited government.
	Okay.
	But that being said, I want to jump into this.
	So China likes to make things look like they're not.
	I don't know if you know there's this running trend in countries like North Korea and China.
	Something about these Asians.
	I don't know what's up with them.
	I mean, they make good cars, but they don't make good dictators.
	Anyway, they like us to think that they have these high-tech hospitals, that they have captured this virus, they are containing it, and they are doing a damn good job at it.
	And they've released videos like this that are on Twitter.
	So what we're going to see right here is, I don't know if this is just a simulation or a test, but what we see is this robot.
	It looks like a tray table on wheels, sort of like a modern R2D2, if he got fired from spaceships and got demoted to the hospital.
	And he's delivering contents, it says, to this patient.
	A patient right here is about to step out of the room.
	They have a mask over their face.
	They grab the contents from the tray, pull it into the room, and the robot beep boops and goes away.
	Whatever.
	Very cool stuff.
	Now, I understand that China is a pretty advanced country.
	In fact, I was in Shanghai recently, and I know that it's a very beautiful city.
	Besides the pollution, overcrowding, and the fact that you live in a completely communist society, it was a pretty nice place to live.
	Couldn't get on YouTube, though, but hey, YouTube's already hurting itself enough.
	But of course, it was right after the release of the coronavirus to the public, and not mean the virus itself, but the information, that China began to release videos on YouTube.
	And I say China released them because I don't believe that people accidentally just showed up at building sites and made seven-day time-lapse videos showing the development of modern-day hospitals that were going up overnight, essentially, to treat patients.
	Now, China has a way of trying to control information.
	In fact, Beijing itself is such a dystopian disinformation warehouse that we don't even know what's actually happening except for the short pieces of video that they release.
	That being said, they released these high-tech hospitals that are being built for their patients.
	But with the sheer amount of people that are infected with numbers unquantified, we found some videos here actually of what conditions look like inside of the hospitals.
	Now, what you're going to notice with some of these videos is these look like a gymnasium of some sort.
	It doesn't look like a hospital.
	Now, I don't know.
	Doctors are healthy.
	They do athletics, but I've never seen anyone playing basketball in a high-tech hospital.
	These people are quarantined and they are pushed together like sardines.
	And the problem with this is, is we do have a report from a nurse inside of these facilities.
	It's really hard to get information because every time a video comes out, it magically gets deleted.
	Yeah, I'm talking about you, Chinese government, and you, Google, of course, the parent company Alphabet, who works with Chinese communists in order to censor information.
	But anyway, so this was a report from the inside.
	And it says the nurse added that the exhibition center where the patients were held was very cold.
	The roughly 1,000 patients inside did not have enough clothes and blankets to warm themselves.
	The electricity also shut down, so patients couldn't charge their devices.
	I know there's nothing like, I mean, if you're going to die from the coronavirus, at least be able to like tweet about it, right?
	I mean, this is, I mean, why is that even in here?
	In another video, patients can be heard coughing heavily while others could not stand straight, but there was no medical staff who attended them.
	Now, this is a common thing.
	This disease seems to be so pathogenic that if they're not using robots to tend to them, they're just not tending to the patients.
	Sounds a lot like China.
	China has a way of not only trying to ignore its problems, but they will literally kill their citizens.
	They have a history of killing their own citizens at the expense of making the country look good.
	This is an opposite, of course, to modern capitalistic countries and social republics like the United States of America, who say that if American lives are killed or if blood of Americans are killed, basically war is declared.
	Obama sort of, you know, reversed that.
	That was the first time we had a female genitalia itself as the president of the United States.
	That was one to remember.
	But then we finally got back in our Lord and Savior, Donald Trump.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	He's not.
	Anyway.
	That was just for you guys who think that we worship Trump here.
	We don't worship him.
	I have a shrine at home.
	It's not worshiping.
	I kill a goat on Fridays.
	I was at worship.
	That's just, I don't know.
	Anyway.
	All right, so back into this.
	So I'm laughing while talking about people dying of the coronavirus.
	If I'm going to go to hell, this is the episode.
	I know I've said that before, but this is the one.
	Anyway, there's a report that we know that the widespread, this is so widespread that companies are actually shutting down.
	And this is important to understand.
	Companies don't shut down in China.
	Like Ling Ling is like, I work 45 days in a row.
	Can I please take that off?
	I said, no, you walk now.
	I'm telling you, they don't take work off so much that Foxconn, I think it was Foxconn, right?
	Is that the guy who put the nets out of the buildings?
	People were jumping out of the buildings, committing suicide.
	Can you believe that?
	So they treat their employees a little better.
	Yeah, they treat their employees a little better than I treat you.
	At least they give them nets.
	I'm like, Todd, if you want to off yourself, just don't.
	I'm not going to waste.
	I'm not going to have an accident.
	Yeah, there are definitely no nets here.
	It's slightly offensive.
	No nets.
	There's actually not even any windows.
	This is such a ghetto place that we record out of.
	But anyway, there's a document here.
	Do we have a document from a journalist named Jennifer Zhang who talked a little bit about, it says here, and it's translated, if you speak Chinese, correct me if I'm wrong.
	I haven't eaten Panda Express in a week, so my Cantonese is a little rough.
	It actually says here that the main point of this was that there are not enough masks, thermometers, disinfectants, and other plague prevention suppliers.
	We strongly recommend all businesses postpone their reopening time no later than March 1st.
	And this was a document of Laopu community of Panyu District in Gangzhou.
	So this isn't even in Wuhan, the main epicenter of the outbreak.
	This is an area where they're telling businesses not to reopen in China.
	Literally, that's like telling your grandma not to feed you dinner.
	It doesn't happen.
	And the problem with this is that we go in this, so this is effective, right?
	This is a big issue.
	Doctors don't want to touch people.
	We're not getting real evidence from inside the hospitals.
	They're lying to us about using technology when they're really just letting the people die.
	One report said that the hospitals look more like morgues than actual treatment facilities, as we saw in that video, because they don't have the necessary means to treat the people.
	But I want to bring this in here.
	This virus is extremely pathogenic because it spreads in a very particular way.
	I want to look at how the coronavirus, which of course is in direct competition with the Miller-Light virus dropping later this fall.
	I know it's an old joke.
	It's really been recycled.
	But here it's slightly offensive.
	We're not only low budget, we're also unoriginal.
	You can count on us for that one.
	So someone wrote something really mad.
	Someone said, if you're going to, they said, the best thing to do to prepare for this outbreak is plant a lime tree.
	Because if you're going to die of the coronavirus, at least die of the coronavirus with Lyme.
	That's a really, really bad joke, too.
	But anyway, that's two for two tonight or today.
	Anyway, let's jump.
	So in this, so this has a very interesting way of spreading.
	And this is why the Chinese government is afraid.
	There is evidence here, some specifics, and I want to read this to you.
	The officials said that the virus can be spread through aerosol transmission.
	That is, when one inhales very tiny droplets, aka microscopic droplets, in the air containing the virus, severe acute respiratory syndrome, SARS, measles, and the H5N1 avian influenza are also capable of spreading through aerosols, which can stay in the air for an extended period.
	So, one thing interesting about this is that this is not something that can just be disinfected off of a table, which is why it's spreading so quickly.
	And one thing I'll tell you of why I got along with people in China is a similarity between Chinese people you might not know and those who live in NLA is they're both seem to be tolerant of living in human feces and their own filth.
	And that's not racist because I said we do it here too.
	And that's the truth.
	It is really gross in China.
	It's disgusting.
	It is sick.
	I really, I feel like, I feel like Killer Clinton's gynecologist.
	You know, it's like, you got to go in, but you'll regret it every time and then the smell never leaves you.
	Anyway, it's really disgusting.
	And it goes on to say the UK government, which we can trust a little bit.
	I don't know how we became friends with them after that whole war.
	But the UK government also recently classified the new virus as an airborne high-consequence infectious disease, meaning that it can be spread through respiratory droplets according to a government webpage about the virus.
	It says that the other two major areas of transmission are contact.
	But the point being about this, this disease stays in the air.
	That being said, there are some conspiracies that maybe it was sprayed by Bill Gates, which I don't believe that, okay?
	Bill Gates wouldn't spray himself.
	He'd hire someone to do it.
	But anyway, I don't really want to speculate about that kind of stuff.
	That's not what this show is about.
	I'll leave that to Alex Jones, who makes some valid points every once in a while, but that's not what this show does.
	I want to kind of talk about this.
	It's in the air and it stays in the air, so they need to contain people.
	They're not treating people properly.
	They're letting them die.
	So this is causing a severe problem for the Chinese government.
	When you have thousands upon thousands of people dying, you haven't seen this many people die in your country since you killed them in firing squads during the communist revolution.
	So things aren't looking too good for you guys.
	You liked that, Lanton.
	You did.
	You liked it.
	You liked it.
	And now he's going to hell too because now not only did I laugh at bad jokes, he laughed at Chinese people dying.
	I make dog-eating jokes.
	He laughs at their deaths.
	That's why we are going to get fired.
	Well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for stopping our last show.
	So I want to get into this then with how it spreads.
	This is this pathogenicity, how it transfers.
	And I want to break this down to let you know that unlike bacteria, viruses are not living organisms, right?
	They are just a protein, an outer case with a genetic material on the inside, some sort of nucleic acid like RNA or DNA.
	If those ideas go over your head, that's completely fine.
	And if you say if it's protein, does it taste like chicken?
	I would advise against eating the coronavirus.
	Not exactly the best thing, but did it come from chickens or did it come from bats?
	Paul Joseph Watson made a video talking about bat soup, the famous bat soup.
	Did the coronavirus come from the bat soup?
	What we know is that there was a seafood market in the area.
	It's called Hunan Seafood Market.
	I'm telling you this.
	There are some things I don't even trust.
	I don't even trust the items that I buy from China.
	Like when I buy an item that says in China, I don't trust it.
	You don't want to trust their seafood?
	Like I don't even trust the seafood from Sizzler.
	I ain't buying seafood in China.
	This is ridiculous.
	Who's buying their seafood in China other than Chinese people?
	Anyway, the 2019 NCOV, which sounds like a Honda car or something like that, I have a CRV.
	This is not funny.
	I gotta stop.
	Back to serious mode.
	Has caused a rapid infection in China and spread to other countries.
	We know this.
	Now, the Hunan seafood market is known to be a major outlet for the collection and distribution of live and dead animals.
	Check this out.
	Listen to this.
	This included live wolves, hedgehogs, dear God, deer, birds, snakes, goats.
	Oh man, I know what I would have bought there.
	Now I know I would have bought there.
	They sell goats.
	Anyway, hares and boars that were sold and available in the east section of the seafood market.
	As if like, that's just the east section.
	There's other sections.
	What the hell's wrong with the Chinese?
	Honestly, man, my Chinese viewers, something is wrong with you guys, okay?
	And if you think that you're an American and you happen to have Chinese heritage, that's not you.
	You're an American.
	You're not a Chinese, okay?
	But the Wuhan Medical and Health Committee identified multiple pneumonia cases associated with Hunan seafood market.
	Now, the key thing about this is that the pneumonia-like symptoms are the symptoms that are first prescribed and understood from the infection of the coronavirus.
	Now, these ideas, the idea that these side effects were detected from this market from eating food came to this interesting point.
	Now, it comes down here that there was no information released about the amount and species of animals present upon the closure.
	Now, that's probably pretty good because if live wolves and hedgehogs were in the safe zone, like the Beijing committee was like, yeah, just release like hedgehogs and wolves.
	And it's like, that was the like the tolerable, what you thought the public would think was normal.
	Yeah, I really don't want to know.
	Is that what they do with their second children?
	Serve them in Hunan, their one-child policy.
	I don't want to be surprised.
	Hey, at least, I mean, hey, I mean, it seems intolerable to eat the child.
	It's like, you already murdered them.
	I mean, that's not an abortion joke.
	It's like, these people are killing children.
	I've heard of people eating children in other countries.
	Have you heard of that?
	Yeah.
	Like of actually eating children?
	Not about the eating thing, but definitely about the killing of them.
	Well, they do it in our country.
	Oh, yeah.
	What's our abortion rate?
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah, I think 1.2 million a year or something like that.
	Crazy.
	Maybe it dropped this year.
	This might be the lowest abortion year ever.
	It looks like maybe the extermination of black people in the United States slowed down a little bit.
	I said it.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	Margaret Sanger is a racist and she hated black people.
	She used the N-word.
	I didn't.
	Because I'm not Margaret Sanger.
	I don't hate black people and I don't kill their children either.
	That's the Democrats' job.
	But if you want to kind of look at this, is there really evidence that it might have come from bats?
	Yes, yes, there is.
	There's something called the Landsat Report that came out on January 29th, 2020, titled Genomic Characterization and Epidemiology of 2019 novel Coronavirus.
	This to be said, if you want to do epidemiology, it's sort of looking at the trace of where the disease came from.
	But when you come down to this, the implications for the virus and the receptor binding, the way that it actually infects hosts, stated, this is a little bit meaty, but just track with me here.
	A blast search of the complete genomes of the coronavirus revealed that most closely related viruses available on the GenBank were basically ones that I'm not going to read, but they were SARS-like viruses.
	Now, this is really important because SARS is a highly infectious disease.
	Now, as we're going to get into this, and I want to make sure I'm not going too far.
	Okay, no, this is where I get into this.
	Let's get into this.
	Okay.
	There are some very interesting theories going on right now that it came from bats.
	However, I don't think that it came from bats.
	Not only because I'd like to believe that the Chinese are better than eating bats, and I just want to believe that, you know, that Ling Ling, well, Lingling, don't do it.
	Don't eat them, okay?
	And if you don't like the name Ling Ling, that's actually a real name of a Chinese person that I met.
	So you are bad for thinking that's racist.
	Poor Ling Ling.
	Anyway, you're validated.
	But that being said, when it comes down to it, there's a more serious theory that I want to bring into other than the bats.
	And this is that this is a mutated or some form of lab-designed recombinant DNA technology, some sort of a vaccine that was meant to treat and fight the SARS virus.
	Now, when we get down to this, I want to explain this importance.
	And I'm going to kind of get a little meaty here science.
	So I brought a slightly sweat-stained, one-size, too small, white coat.
	Because, wow, when you gain weight, don't try to wear something that you bought your freshman year in college.
	Bad idea.
	I like eating bats.
	But you don't get the coronavirus.
	You just look like a fat loser.
	Okay.
	I can't bend.
	All right.
	So there's this theory.
	So basically in Wuhan, in this province, there is what's called a stage four laboratory.
	This would be a laboratory that can work with highly infectious diseases like SARS.
	These are different forms of the coronavirus that have previously existed.
	However, I do want to let you know that this facility, like many things in China, doesn't work very well.
	And they've had accidental leaks and outbreaks of SARS in the area, which is a big no-no, especially if you're a communist government trying to be seen as an economic powerhouse and also as a scientific, I guess as a scientific monolith in the world, you want to be seen as somebody who can contain your highly infectious diseases.
	It's probably like rule one of having a very highly infectious laboratory.
	Don't let the highly infectious viruses and bacteria leave the facility.
	But just like most things sold at Walmart, didn't go as planned and just the laboratory probably wasn't made that well.
	And so we've had a lot of problems.
	Now, what happened is on December 1st, China put a mandatory vaccination for their citizens.
	You have to get mandatory vaccinations.
	They started upping the amount of mandatory vaccinations, which reminds me a little bit of how Gavin Newsome and the rest of people in California recently passed the same law.
	It's really scary how staunchly similar California and communist China really have become.
	And that's not a joke.
	And I don't mean that in a funny way.
	I am a very pro-vaccination man.
	I do believe in them.
	My wife is an anti-vaxxer.
	But the truth is she grew up in Africa.
	And so I believe in the theory of absence.
	I think that we develop a lot of these diseases because we are a hygienic society, personally.
	And I think that's why we develop a lot of autoimmune disorders too.
	And I think living in a very dirty place, while there's a high rate of mortality and exposure and risk to disease in a place like Africa, I think it can also really tighten your immune system.
	I've been vaccinated with all my vaccines and I get sick twice a year and my wife never does and she hasn't been vaccinated.
	So that's to be said.
	If she ever pisses me off enough, I don't need a divorce.
	Just prick her with a needle.
	She's gone.
	She's out of here.
	But that being said, that's the truth.
	A lot of people are not vaccinated in China.
	And they also were increasing funding from my sources to try to develop vaccines for the SARS virus.
	Now, part of the way that some vaccines are developed is by creating a mutated form of this virus and learning how it behaves and develops, as well as even using components and parts of these viruses.
	There's scientific names for all of this.
	I won't use them for your sake, in order to build that immune system for your immune system to recognize and build that immunity.
	The problem, however, is during the development of a SARS vaccine, they injected it in animals who then developed pneumonia-like catastrophic failure, and they ended up dying as their immune systems were weakened.
	Now, what I want you to see here, I think we have an image of like, this is not the coronavirus.
	The coronavirus doesn't come in 3D blue.
	It's really beautiful, actually.
	If you actually see viruses and bacteria look really nice when stained out of the lab, this is a 3D model of a virus.
	Viruses are really weird.
	They're little cases.
	They have these things called H spikes and N spikes, and they invade species.
	They inject their genetic material and they replicate.
	This virus has a sequence similarity to SARS, except for some mutations.
	Now, what happens is, is that this creates an ammonia-like response, which heavily weakens the immune system and ends up killing people rather quickly.
	It also is in the air for a long time.
	Now, what I believe to be the true place and why I believe this virus to be an actual recombinant DNA technology, I guess you would just say this is like a mistake from the Chinese government, is because basically what happens is that when you're trying to develop a vaccine, sometimes you're going to have to actually infect people with the actual virus.
	And if this virus was made in a lab through something called recombinant DNA technology, where you take basically the DNA from one virus and you combine it with components, maybe from a bacteria or from other types of organisms to try to create this resistance or this package to deliver this vaccine, you can end up creating some really scary species, ones that we hope they destroy in the lab and that they never bring out to the public.
	If this was made in the lab, there should be something called an endonuclease site, which allows proteins to cut the genetic material and to make these insertions of this new DNA that you want to put in.
	That being said, from my understanding of the sequence, those sites are not there.
	So the Chinese government says, we're in the clear.
	We did not make this virus.
	It's not our mistake.
	This came from our citizens eating bats, which isn't like really, it isn't any better.
	It's like, oh yeah, no, our citizens are just eating like bats.
	It's not a lab.
	I hope it's from a lab because that's actually more plausible.
	We can fix the lab, but your citizens eating bats, that's like a systemic issue in your culture.
	But to move forward with this, they deny that.
	But there is a scientist who looked and sequenced the genome of this specific virus and found that it is so similar to the vaccine that was used to fight SARS, has the same responses that animals had when they were given the vaccine.
	And then the outbreak is in an area where a laboratory has had SARS outbreak, a few outbreaks recently.
	It's highly suggestive that this was probably a catastrophic error and mismanagement on behalf of somebody in a lab.
	And this is a bigger problem than we'd understand.
	And you know that the Chinese government doesn't want that because then they're going to owe countries money, first of all.
	They're going to have problems getting loans in the international monetary fund and banks.
	They're going to lose probably a credit rating or something.
	And in fact, China just doesn't want to tell the truth because leftists don't like to tell the truth.
	The farther left you go, the further away from the truth you actually arrive at.
	But why is China lying?
	Okay, why really are they lying?
	But Chinese President Xi Jinping said on Monday that Chinese fight against the coronavirus outbreak, which has exposed the country's vulnerabilities, remained grim, but called on officials to have full confidence that they would triumph over the disease.
	So, Zi Jinping used the phrase Grim, or as he probably said it, Guim.
	But I didn't say, I know.
	This is not, I'm serious.
	I've heard him speak.
	It's how he talks in English.
	I'm not joking.
	Too many Chinese jokes.
	But hey, I lived with Chinese exchanges for two years in a room, and that makes me allowed to say that.
	I've been given a pass.
	The coronavirus is Grim.
	Now, as the dictator, the lifetime dictator and authoritarian ruler of one of the, well, the most populous country in the world, you would think that if the disease had any chance of actually recovering anytime soon, you wouldn't use the phrase Grimm because Grimm also is the name of the Grim Reaper, which is not someone you want to meet.
	So when it comes down to using the phrase Grimm, and you are the head of a tightly controlled authoritarian regime, it looks like you probably don't even believe your own lies.
	And that wasn't evidence enough for me.
	On top of that, he didn't even visit any of the hospitals or places or even the district where the Wuhan virus is.
	He stayed in Beijing and visited a district office and even then is not going outside without a face mask.
	This means that the far spreading of this disease is more than we understand.
	Additionally, Todd, go ahead and we have the journalists.
	We try to ring the journalists, right, who went into Wuhan to cover the story.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	They're dead.
	They probably were killed.
	They've disappeared because there are no journalists covering this directly inside Wuhan.
	I really did look to see if there were any journalists we could reach out to, and I found two main journalists that publicized they were going into the area, and I was trying to get a hold of them on Twitter and whatnot.
	And yeah, they're gone.
	They've disappeared.
	And if you want to know what happened to them, it's probably the same thing China did to all their pigs in the area.
	Do we have that video?
	This is really good.
	Look at what China talk about.
	Talk about problematic.
	Look at this.
	This is disturbing, by the way.
	Viewer discretion is advised.
	If you're watching already this far into the show from the things we've said, you probably don't have a soul.
	So you're probably okay watching this.
	But for those of you that don't understand, look at this.
	Oh my gosh.
	They're just literally scooping pigs into a pit.
	And this reminds me of the biblical scene of when the demons entered the pigs and they all jumped into the water.
	I mean, look at this.
	They're just, that is so sad.
	I'm not even, I eat, I just ate bacon with my dinner.
	And this makes me actually kind of sad.
	You know, I'm not against animals.
	I went to a pig vigil, actually.
	Truth be told, I'll mention this in another episode.
	Somebody sent me this sort of like propaganda video promoting veganism.
	And my video on the pig vigil, which was covering pigs being slaughtered, was used as supporting evidence to support veganism.
	I am not a vegan, but I do think veganism is cool, as long as you don't talk about it, you know?
	It's like sex.
	It's like, we get that you do it, but you don't need to tell us all the details.
	And these pigs, well, it's true.
	It's like, I get it.
	You're married.
	You have kids.
	I knew how that happened.
	It's like you're in shape and you have dreadlocks.
	I know with the source, but I don't want to know all the details.
	These pigs were actually being just killed.
	They're just destroying the animals.
	They're just throwing them to a pit.
	It's really hard to watch.
	But in fact, that's not, the pigs aren't the only ones that are quarantining.
	They're doing something similar to humans.
	And I want to bring in the support for evidence, support number four.
	So we have some evidence that more people are dying.
	And this comes from some charts that we have.
	Now, before I introduce these charts, I want to let you know that truth be told, I did look at some of the sourcing on this information.
	And while it was shared by some pretty prominent journalists, it looks like it might have originated on 4chan.
	And now while 4chan is famous for sourcing out and creating fake flags to make everybody in the left go nuts about white supremacy and white nationalism when it's not even the thing, whether it's creating clown Pepe frogs or making people think that not masturbating makes you a misogynist.
	I don't know what people on 4chan do, but it makes me laugh.
	Some of them.
	Not the other stuff.
	You know, it's just like, not that stuff.
	That's disgusting.
	But they also, on top of making pranks, they also found a way to track down Shia LaBeouf's hidden flag and artwork tracking star patterns and like lunar patterns.
	So these people are pretty smart.
	There's some graphs here of an increase of sulfur, I believe it's sulfur dioxide, in the area, which comes and increases primarily from the burning of organic matter.
	Now, direct sources through the Epoch Times, which has a strong presence in China, actually said that there's about 17 crematories in the region.
	They can burn about five bodies every two hours.
	They are working 24 hours a day and have been for approximately 18 to 29 days.
	This would correlate then with the increase in concentration of sulfur dioxide, which is also similarly high in neighboring regions that have infections of the coronavirus.
	This means that there could have been anywhere from 6,000 to 30,000 bodies burned just in the last two to four weeks, rather than the 1,012 that China is officially reporting out of Beijing as of today on this filming.
	Now, it does not surprise me that a communist government would lie about the amount of people dying because this is a serious epidemic.
	Now, if you watch the videos like from the beginning of people being killed, I mean not killed, quarantined, you see how serious the government takes this.
	They're putting people in boxes in the back of pickup trucks, ripping them out of their cars, taking them out of their houses.
	This is serious stuff, and you should take it too.
	The screams of this woman are just blood-curdling.
	It is so sad.
	It's hard for me to present this information.
	I try to always do everything I do with a little bit of humor.
	I literally gave, I spoke at someone's funeral recently, and I made jokes at the funeral.
	That's the kind of guy that I am.
	I make jokes about someone's weight who died.
	So if you think that you don't want to subscribe to this show because of that, you probably shouldn't.
	You should leave now.
	But if you are like me and you're kind of a sick piece of poop in the inside, you know, I'm good.
	I'm getting good better with my cursing.
	You're a sick piece of poop in the inside.
	Well, this is the show for you.
	This ain't no Mr. Rogers neighborhood.
	Because remember, it's true.
	This ain't for kids.
	The truth of the matter is, it's true.
	We really are terrible, Todd.
	We really are.
	We're terrible people.
	We're really bad.
	We're really bad people.
	Good thing I'm saved by grace because I'm a Christian and Todd's not.
	So one of us has forgiveness.
	But just so you guys know, I put a menorah here in the studio since Todd's Jewish, just to make him feel at home.
	But that being said, to bring it around the top, to kind of recap, China is lying because this is a very pathogenic disease.
	It's pathogenic, not only because of the way it's spread, but also because of the fact that it is highly invasive and it can stay in the air for a long period of time.
	They don't want you to know where it came from because it seems to have come probably from a lab, from my understanding.
	I could be wrong, and this could be disproven one day, and this could not age well, just like my physical body is at the moment.
	But I know that whether it came from bat soup or the lab, this is a greater problem because this leads to the fact that there could be more outbreaks and different variations of diseases that could happen in the future, and China should be dealt with.
	Now, the dictator of China, Zijingping, also known as Forkman, is a liar.
	And he is so afraid of what's going on.
	He's not even leaving his high tower.
	And he is trying to control the information.
	And the left-wing companies like Google, tech companies, and the mainstream media are taking China at its word, which should scare you more than the coronavirus itself.
	Nothing in this report was meant to make a mockery of the coronavirus, its victims, or to make a mockery of anything other than the show itself, as we don't take ourselves too seriously.
	And you shouldn't take yourself too seriously either if you subscribe to this channel.
	But I will say that, you know, long story short, there is a major cover-up.
	More people are dead than they're giving on.
	The evidence is there.
	If you want to find more information, I would go to Epoch Times.
	And I want to let you know the Epoch Times is so credible that during their coverage of the Hong Kong protest, the Chinese government, I believe, is responsible, burned down their offices.
	So they had their entire printing presses set on fire and their entire office burned in Hong Kong for their accurate reporting and look getting deep investigative reporting.
	So, I mean, if the Chinese government is going to burn them down there, like physically burn down their offices for reporting on Hong Kong, imagine what they're trying to do to stop them from getting this information out here in Wuhan.
	I know that my big respects to everybody who is suffering with this and to the journalists who probably actually have given their lives or are in prison.
	My heart is with you.
	We are praying for you.
	All of us, including me, my producer, and America are behind you.
	To the Chinese people, I am not making a lie to the situation.
	I just know that Americans usually don't care about anything that's not happening in America.
	So I'm trying to bring some humor into this to make something hard be easy to swallow.
	Anyway, have a great rest of the day.
	As always, make sure you let me know if we had anything wrong, if there's any corrections or any updates, as I'll add it to a running thread in the comments below.
	Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America and also may he be with China.

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